List of Sound Drops

This page lists the common sound drops and their origins. It also includes some clips that have become often quoted (and sometimes misquoted) in-jokes. It is not intended as a full listing of out-of-context drops, those belong on the individual episode pages.

This listing is currently deeply incomplete. It is sourced from various Reddit and discord discussions, as well as the official clip listing.

Where possible, the episode and timestamp presents the in-context origin and discussion of the clip. If there is no such discussion, it is the time that clip first was played on the podcast (usually as an out of context drop).

Drop	Episode	Timestamp	Speaker if not Alex Jones
Red alert. Red alert. Red alert.	1	0:41:47
It's time to pray	1	0:41:47
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding. Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan, I love your work. I love you.	1	0:00:00	Andy In Kansas
I'm a policy wonk.	10	0:00:57
Ya-know, I've never really seen a lot of white racism in my life. I really haven't.	18	0:51:05
There's three ways to learn or maybe four.	26	2:43:38
It's fun to laugh at Alex Jones, it's fun.	35	1:13:32
Indict Hillary Clinton ahmmm?	43	1:08:17
I bet you money. There are a few living black people that have been abused by white people as much as I have been abused by black people.	44	0:54:48
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean Black accent	80	0:03:16
Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, [...] both those guys were complete badasses. Complete studs.	88	0:04:00
Four stars, go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.	89(??? Originally lost episode)	0:02:07	Steve Pieczenik
Someone, sodomites, sent me a bucket of poop	89	0:04:41	James David Manning
I renounce Jesus Christ!	94	0:02:05
You know they got baby shark, deet deeet deet da deet da deet?	97	0:09:09
They got mama shark beep beeep beep beep da beep.	97	0:09:09
Daddy shark, bomp bomp bomp bomp ba-bomp.	97	0:09:09
I am out of control.	101	0:02:59
I'm dead... inside.	111	0:10:04
I don't want to hate black people.	117 (???)	0:03:36
He's a loser little- little titty baby.	117 (???)	0:03:33
I. Know. How. To read.	163 (???)	0:09:47
Welcome to McDonald's, may I help you? I'm Bernie Sanders.	163 (???)	0:10:09
Crikey mate, that's fantastic. Have yourself a brew.	189	0:10:08
How's your 401k doing bruh?	194	0:05:16
Alright, we gotta go full tilt boogie on this Watson, alright?	198	0:05:27
My- my neck is freakishly large.	205	1:06:56
Lyfsverfraggl (Life's very fragile)	209	1:02:33
Why you pimp so good?	236	0:06:22
Let's just get down to business -- We ain't making that money off that heroin	248	0:05:24
I declare InfoWar on you.	298 (???)	0:05:47
I hate myself and I feel like a complete failure.	300	1:57:41
During the break, I was back in the coffee room where somebody bought donuts and I just inhaled two of them. Stop it!... even though I appreciate it.	304	0:05:05
I am that messiah, what can I do?	318	1:12:50	Leo Zagami
No, my religion is facts, [...] get that through your pea brain.	321	0:06:38
I have no guilt, I'm a really good guy.	331	0:06:55
You're a beautiful soul.	392	2:05:00
It's over for humanity. There will only be lone survivors.	392	0:04:23	Mike Adams
Very few people crap in the pool unless they're babies.	397	0:06:08
Well I piss all over your God.	398	1:58:17
I piss all over the state.	398	1:58:17
Do you make it a practice of calling people 'pieces of garbage'? When they are.	401	0:48:09	Larry Klayman / Roger Stone
They're coming for your balls.	424	0:12:58
My super power is being honest; I'll eat your ass.	426	1:11:15
I have risen above my enemies!	553	0:13:55
And now, here come the sex robots.	553	0:06:36	Steve Quayle
Giving someone life is giving someone death... you could say that life is death.	562	0:07:34
You're fighting for your life, I'm farting... For my life.	587	0:09:58
Fuck you. Fuck you. I got plenty of words for you. But at the end of the day, Fuck you and your new world order. And fuck the horse you rode in on and all your shit.	587	0:50:06
I'm just gonna take a little break now. A little breaky for me. And then we're going to come back. And I'm gonna start the show over.	589	1:08:16
It's a demon feast folks.	609	1:00:35
Your a traitor Dan!	610	0:11:09
But I'm the devil, I gotta be taken off the air, I did all this, ah-bluh-bluh-bluh-	619	0:06:00
I'll be better tomorrow.	631	1:54:35
I apologize to the crew and the listeners yesterday that I was legitimately having breakdowns on air.	631	0:08:06
Maybe I'll just be gone a month, maybe five years. Maybe I'll walk out of here tomorrow, and you never see me again. That's really what I want to do. I never want to come back here again.	633	1:25:17
Maybe today should be my last broadcast.	633	1:36:14
I- I might quit tomorrow, actually.	633	1:36:22
Wooooo! Yeah! Wooo! Yeah! Woooo!	795	0:56:57
Comment! ...as you see fit.	???	???	Lionel
I'll barbecue your ass.	???	???
I don't like to hype things, but people are designed to hype.	838	00:31:44
I am going to paint once a week on air and I'm going to let callers call in. We'll also take emails and request what you want to see me paint.	775	01:13:51
One, two, three, Matt Damon. Matt Damon. There you go.	784	???
So party time. I'm gonna to get in yo guts.	762	???
Alex: And the Nazis, in my view, were thugs that shook people down and did a lot of really bad things. Kanye: But they did good things too. We gotta to stop dissing the Nazis all the time. Alex: Okay.	753	01:09:43	Kanye West
I'm thinking about doing some shows too, where I run the whole thing myself, just hit record and sit in the dark with just a few candles and candlelight and talk about the nature of the world, universe.	775	00:28:41
I mean, you know, a big old juicy ribeye folks is as good as, you know, sex with your wife. I mean, let's just get down to reality here.	838	01:13:09
I'm going to go Donkey Kong, King Kong crazy in about 45 days.	???	???
America sucks. We're all racist. It's over.	???	???
It doesn't mean I want to go live, say, in some places in Asia, where you get off the plane over there, folks, they karate chop you.	784	01:11:50