106: Drunk Special Report

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Today, Dan and Jordan discuss how Alex Jones recently put out a drunk special report that is really just a commercial trying to promote an upcoming 34-hour-long broadcast marathon, which is itself just a 34-hour-long commercial. It's a sad snake eating its own tail, and it sends the gents to dark headspaces and an amazing game show pitch.

Tidbits

  • Dan met Morgan Spurloch and Shaq
  • Benevolent Minor Celebrity Run-ins
  • Special report on a Vice article on the 36-hour marathon
  • 34-hour spite Cyber Monday marathon
  • When attacked, Alex becomes the missile
  • Alex's True Story: Soros asks libertarians to shit talk Alex
  • Roy Moore is a gentleman
  • At least Roy Moore wasn't at a drag convention
  • Alex doesn't understand anonymous sources
  • Alex describes his own process
  • Workshopping the marathon name
  • Alex googles himself
  • Alex gets transphobic
  • Alex wants little people at the marathon
  • Alex puts Gavin McInnes's business in the streets
  • Roy Moore likes young women, and Alex likes them older
  • Rob Dew explains how to raise children
  • InfoWars 24 hours a day
  • Joe Biden gropes kids
  • Jeff Sessions, defender of children

Notable Bits

  • Benevolent Minor Celebrity Run-ins
  • Alex's True Story