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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.
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Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.
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I love you.
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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.
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I'm Jordan.
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We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little
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bit about Alex Jones.
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That is indeed what we do, Dan, now let me ask you a question.
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Please do.
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There are so many people clamoring for a reason to listen to a podcast about Alex Jones.
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Totally.
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We hear it all the time.
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When I walk down the street, first thing people do is say-
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You're swarmed with people.
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I say, hold on, are you Jordan Holmes?
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And I say yes.
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Of course I am.
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But it's not even that I love it so much or that I want the attention.
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People of all colors and creeds come up to you.
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I need to give them the answer to that question, which is, why would you listen to a podcast
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about Alex Jones, Dan?
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Well, I don't know, quite frankly.
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Bad way to start.
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Okay, the point was you were supposed to go into the bit, wherein you say, because I know
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a lot about Alex Jones.
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I know a lot about Alex Jones.
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Here we go, god damn it.
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You just gave them a perfect reason not to listen.
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So if you're turning it off, it's been fun, thank you.
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We appreciate you listening for a minute.
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Sorry for not answering your question whenever you walked up to me on the street.
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So Jordan, today what we're going to be doing, I did not tell you about this before the show
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and I apologize to spring this on you, but we had an episode for a foreign policy wonk
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of ours that was, he requested that we time travel back to a certain day in history.
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And I went ahead and listened to that episode and I was going to get it ready for today,
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but it's actually going to require a bit more research.
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Oh no, Dan.
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It is the other level of Alex Jones' antisemitism and I don't want to go into it half cocked.
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That's a good idea.
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It's not just the blood libel, well poisoning kind of narratives or the protocols.
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There's a, there's a, there's another level to it.
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There's an upper echelon.
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Yes.
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Alex gets into some stuff that I need to read up on a whole bunch more before we do it.
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So in, in calling an audible, I had to figure out, you know, what are we going to do?
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Oh, if you say Carrie Callahan.
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No, we're not going to do that.
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I've, I've tried to find some good, good Project Camelot episodes lately, but there haven't
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been any.
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Shit.
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No, but I did do an episode live on Twitch on Wednesday of last week.
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A Thanksgiving Eve episode.
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Okay.
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And I, I don't feel like I was able to do the, the material justice.
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Okay.
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So there will be a few people who watched this live.
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So if I understand this correctly, Dan, you have said to yourself after doing a great
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job deconstructing things, why isn't anybody screaming?
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Yes.
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And so you're doing it again.
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Well there's that, that's, that's part of it.
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But then the other part of it is I feel like you are missing out on this stuff too.
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And it would be unfair to deprive you of this.
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Right.
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I don't want to fall behind our policy.
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So at least our Twitch policy walks.
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This is all my way of saying we've never done this before.
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Like rerecorded something.
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And to be fair, you're not, I'm, I'm flying, I'm flying blind.
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So some of the, like I said, some of you who are listening, who are in the Twitch stream
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will have heard these clips, but you won't have heard them discussed right like this.
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All right.
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All right.
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Reason number two, not to listen to the show.
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Thank you very much.
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People have tried to make it through the first reason.
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Now we're three minutes in.
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Thanks for listening.
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Um, so, uh, this is.
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All right.
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All right.
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So you're calling, uh, okay.
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Can we turn this into a, uh, uh, let's call it, um, shit.
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What's the name of the movie with Mel Gibson?
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Lethal weapon.
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We're in a lethal weapon situation where you're getting too old for this shit.
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And I'm standing on top of a roof hanging on saying, let's jump.
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Sure.
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I don't understand the metaphor, but yes, absolutely important to understand metaphors.
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That's why you're coming back to the show with me, Jordan.
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Yes.
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Last week on November 14th, Alex Jones posted a special report on his website.
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He did a little bit of a live stream, uh, and he was pretty drunk.
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I'm in the setup for this.
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Uh, what you really need to know ahead of time is that he had recently done right before
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this had done a 36 hour marathon and vice came out with another money bomb.
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Yes.
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Right.
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And vice came out with an article afterwards where a guy tried to watch the entire thing
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and he reviewed it.
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Uh, and it was, it was, so we're in a super size me situation where he's just watching
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Alex Jones for 36 straight hours or a Dan situation.
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Yeah.
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I mean, look, we're not as popular yet for people to, I'm the Morgan Spurlock of this
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shit.
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Exactly.
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Don't fucking pretend that this Johnny come lately is, uh, that's bullshit.
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Fair enough.
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Uh, but, uh, I met Morgan Spurlock one time he was in Columbia, Missouri for a film documentary
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film festival.
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I saw him at the bar I hung out at.
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Good dude.
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He was pretty nice.
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Actually.
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I made some shit joke, uh, and he laughed politely, patted me on the shoulder, shook
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my hand.
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He seemed like a graceful guy, like, cause he could have been an asshole.
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I definitely could have been the joke that I made was not good.
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Okay.
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I don't remember what it was, but it was not good.
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He was attempting to make you feel at ease.
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Yeah.
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Or it was just a benevolent, a minor celebrity running.
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But anyway, be that as it may, that's irrelevant.
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I do not ever want to hear the words, but never lent to minor celebrity running ever
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again.
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That is gross.
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That's going to be a new segment.
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You grossed me out.
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I have a list of, I have a list of times I've run into B slash C celebrities and they did
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not mean me ill.
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All right, I'll tell you who's not on that list.
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Shaquille O'Neal.
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Not on the list.
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You met him?
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Uh, met is a strong word.
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Uh, I, I, one time me and my dad snuck into the Lakers Cavs game.
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Uh, it was like a preseason game in Kansas city and we snuck in before the game so I
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could get some autographs cause I was probably like, I don't know, 14 at the time or so.
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And so I'm getting Eddie Jones's autograph and uh, I can't remember who else.
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Nick Van Exel.
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I think I got his autograph and I looked sure I liked him.
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He was good.
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I liked the Lakers back then.
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My dad's from LA.
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So if you're Lakers Cavs thing, that's when Shaq and Kobe were together.
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Yes.
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I did end up getting Kobe's autograph.
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It was like, did Kobe write a diss track about you?
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No, he was actually a benevolent celebrity.
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Not a minor one.
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He's a professional celebrity.
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He was very nice.
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Uh, but, uh, Shaq was shooting free throws.
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He was practicing shooting free throws out on, well, that's not the time to talk to him.
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He is bad at that, but he was also not like he, it was not an intense practice at all.
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And so I thought like, what the fuck?
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I'm not going to get another opportunity.
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There's no other like fans around or anything like that.
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We snuck the fuck in through a like catering entrance.
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So I walk up to Shaq on the court and because I'm so shocked by how big he is.
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He's very large, very big.
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You think he's not going to be that big, even though you know, he's that big.
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He's very big.
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Yeah.
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So I'm walking up, walking up to him.
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And because I'm so blown away by like, Oh my God, it's Shaquille O'Neal.
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He was like, when I was 10, he was on the magic and that way he was super cool then
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now he's on this like cool Lakers team.
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And so I don't see out of the side of my eye that he has a fucking bouncer.
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He has a bouncer to guard while he does free throws, even though there's nobody out there
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for him to be bouncer.
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So I approach and the bouncer is like, no, no, no, don't interrupt him.
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And I get it.
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It's fine.
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But Shaq looks, he turns around and looks at me and he's like, just shrugs at me.
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Now that's a benevolent, minor celebrity running right there.
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That is benevolent.
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No, that's malevolent.
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That's mean Joe green levels of it.
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He didn't throw you his Jersey.
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He gave you the shrug.
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The shrug, the shrug is a gift from Shaquille O'Neal shrug, the gift from Shazam himself.
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That was Kazam.
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The, the, the shrug screams, apologies.
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What can I do?
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And I'll tell you what you can do.
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That guy works for you.
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When there's a like young teen, I got the, like, you could just fucking sign this.
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It's not going to cause a like barrage of people bum rushing the court or something
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like that.
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It was bullshit.
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I think what that was treating people fairly Jackson.
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Look, if he lets, if he lets you close, he has to let every kid close.
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You can't do it.
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It's fairness.
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I stand by it.
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It's communism.
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That's the real issue with Shaq anyway.
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Where were we?
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Oh yes.
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Oh yeah.
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For everybody who is not really redoing it, to everybody who listened to the Twitch episode,
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you didn't get this.
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No, already fresh content.
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You didn't get minor celebrity run-ins.
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Benevolent.
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Minor celebrity run-ins.
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Again, still not okay with that.
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It's going to be a segment.
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Oh, can't tell, can't wait to tell you guys next week about how I met Don Cheadle.
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You know what?
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That actually might propel us into stardom.
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You and your minor celebrity.
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Don Cheadle is not minor.
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Don Cheadle is an international superstar, my friend.
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He acted like a minor celebrity.
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I mean, he was humble.
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Anyway, I'll talk about it next time on the show.
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Let's not give away the farm.
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I'm sure he loves the Kendrick Lamar song.
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Humble.
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Stay humble.
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So Alex Jones did a 36 hour marathon, and it was clear that it was just to make money
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and a desperate cash grab.
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So then Vice did this article, and I've discussed it briefly in the past.
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It's a very toothless article is the way I describe it.
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Naturally.
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The guy writing it does understand that Alex's performance model is to just scare people
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and then sell them shit.
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He gets that, and I appreciate him nailing that.
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But he doesn't deal with the fact that Doctor Group is on and he's not a doctor.
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He just makes fun of his appearance.
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He doesn't get any of the subtext to the things Alex is saying.
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There's no discussion of any of the actual narratives other than there to scare you.
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I mean, that's fine, but you're just getting the surface.
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Like Bethea and that fucking New Yorker article I'm still very, very angry about.
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Sure.
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Sure.
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That or the New York Times article.
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The New York Times article.
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Yeah.
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Over the weekend.
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Yeah.
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Or any number of things.
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Who gives a fuck?
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Right.
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Anyways, continue.
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Alex pretends to be outraged, or I guess he's...
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This special report is in response to Vice doing that article.
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Yeah, of course.
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And we'll get into it, but first here is an out of context.
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Which was a godsend for Alex because then he can wipe away the 36 hours thing and go
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right into attack mode and the media is going after him.
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And he does it very interestingly, but first let's have an out of context drop from this
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episode to give you a little bit of flavor about where we're going to be going.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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That right there.
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I need to get...
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That was him popping open a beer can, wasn't it?
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No.
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Oh.
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A switchblade.
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The what?
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Yeah.
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Just...
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Just...
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I want to be with you.
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Libra.
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Libra.
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Seriously?
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Oh, come on.
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Libra.
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Yeah.
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Libra.
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Good.
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So that should give you a sense of the Alex Jones we're dealing with here today.
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He pulls out a switchblade, flips it, and starts stabbing towards the camera.
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That is way better than Gollum.
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I'll tell you that right now.
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If instead of Precious he said liberal.
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Oh, yeah.
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No.
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Redo all of Lord of the Rings.
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That's all I'm going to do.
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Listen.
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Redo all of Lord of the Rings.
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Sure.
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Just CGI Alex Jones into the Gollum part.
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Perfect movie.
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Who...
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If you had to recast the rest of the roles with Info Wars personalities.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Why would you do it?
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Well, I would say that Doctor Group is going to be our Boromir, because clearly he's the
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one who's going to take the whole operation down with his lies.
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Okay.
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Or with his fake products there.
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That's possible.
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Now, of course, go fuck yourself, Jon Rappaport.
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He's our Gandalf.
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He's the Grey.
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There's no way we cannot make him Gandalf.
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Rappaport the Grey.
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Yep.
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We got Rob Do.
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Rob Do is our Samwise Gamgee.
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I feel like Samwise is too effective.
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No, I think it's because Rob Do is a fumbling, bumbling moron.
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Now, I could have said Eddie Bravo, but we can't do that.
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Eddie Bravo's heart is too good to be in that.
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He's Tom Bombadil.
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Yes.
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Eddie Bravo is the Tom Bombadil of us.
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Hey, hey, Derrydoll, ding-dong-a-dillo.
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Oh, that's right.
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Did you think I didn't know Lord of the Rings?
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No, I don't.
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Excuse me.
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You're still salty about the other night.
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I'm still salty about the other night.
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The other night, me and Jordan's girlfriend may have made fun of him, but not knowing
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Lord of the Rings.
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We did not think you didn't know it.
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That's not important.
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Fair enough.
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Anyway, let's get on with it.
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To quote Barry Manilow, let's get into this episode.
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Here is where we start.
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Like I said, he did a marathon.
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Yes.
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Vice wrote an article about trying to watch the entire marathon.
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Then Alex does this.
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But I got to tell you, I recognize good humor when I see it.
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And because Vice is a popular outfit and works with HBO and has been lately obsessed with
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us on a daily basis, because they've been worshiping the toad in my double chin and
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begging for another 34-hour broadcast, I've decided to go live from here on out, 34 hours
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per day.
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Forever.
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Now, the media will spin that.
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The young turns will say that.
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I literally think there's 34 hours in the day.
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But seriously, I'm thinking about doing another 34-hour broadcast.
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I've decided to do it.
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What day is we decided, Rob?
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27.
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Cyber Monday.
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Cyber Monday, 27 will kick off at 8 a.m.
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The same barnstormer they fear so much day of the night, riveting transmission, 8 a.m.
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That's sarcastic.
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He knows he's being sarcastic there.
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He absolutely is.
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He knows he's being sarcastic.
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He has a shit-eating grin on his face, because half of the Vice article was about David Knight
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being boring as shit.
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He's the most boring.
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And Alex has a look on his face as if to say, like, I know he's boring.
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The barnstormer.
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David Knight.
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Yeah, come on.
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Come on.
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Come on, Alex.
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You can't even pull that off.
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So as this episode comes out, it will be Monday.
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No one is that delusional.
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So today, as this episode comes out, Alex will be in his marathon.
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And again, you can tell the artifice immediately from Rob Dew being like, we're doing it Cyber
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Monday.
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It's like, OK, that's the day everyone buys stuff online.
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You're just doing this because you need money.
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I bet they might have even better sales on Cyber Monday, my friend.
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Possibly if they didn't exhaust half of their audience, that's people.
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50% off?
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Nuh-uh.
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Free shipping.
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65% off.
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Oh, shit.
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75 if you get auto refills.
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Well, it's 10% off if you get auto ship.
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But then, I mean, you know, it's just like those CD clubs.
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I've gone through and looked at reviews of his stuff and, like, there's a number of people
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who complain about, like, automatically getting set up for auto ship and not realizing it
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and then making it a huge hassle to try and get off of it.
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That I believe.
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If you sign up for auto ship, though, that's because you're dumb.
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The Internet is not that hard.
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It's true.
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Click, click.
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Not on auto ship.
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But if you get auto ship, then you get all the stuff guaranteed.
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Even if he sells out, you still get it.
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Because he holds back for the auto ship people.
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That is not real and does not make sense.
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No, it doesn't.
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That is not a real thing that you can do.
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Yeah.
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So the lay of the land, again, to reset.
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He did a marathon.
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Vice wrote a toothless article about it.
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Now he's pretending that in order to piss off Vice or something like that, he's doing
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another marathon, when in the reality, you can see through it immediately.
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He didn't get enough money from that last one.
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He needs to do another one.
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Cyber Monday, when everyone buys stuff online, perfect timing for it.
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Right.
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Bada bing, bada boom.
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Right.
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It adds up perfectly.
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Oh, it makes sense.
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But he's going to complain a little bit more about Vice.
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Sounds good.
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Places like Vice, huge lengthy articles trying to demoralize us, telling us how much we suck
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and how we're super unpopular and how we're absolutely pathetic.
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Of course, you're reporting on us constantly.
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And you know, we only got a couple extra million viewers and now we're big jokes.
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That makes me realize I've got to accelerate my program to start going 24 hours a day live
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with other hosts very, very soon and clips, because if it's pissing you off our own platforms,
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we're reaching millions of new people every week.
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We better intensify that.
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That said, though, it's things about a little more serious.
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I think that's funded lawsuits, the threats and all of it.
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It's all frivolous.
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It bounces away.
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But the average person would be panicked by this me.
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I take it like a heat seeking missile going in towards the engine ports on my target.
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You're the death star in that and now I'm like, I fly right into the heat exchange.
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I don't detonate till I'm up the ass of the engine.
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I'm already a couple feet in there before it's like, boom, and like, wow, you know.
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So or if it was radar guy, they got radar trying to catch me and I'm like right into
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the radar installation.
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So this is what I came for.
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But that said, it hurts my humanity to realize they've recruited this many people.
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You just described yourself as a missile.
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Well, but also a death star.
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He also may be a laser.
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He missed he mixed the metaphor because at the beginning he was talking about other people
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attacking him and then he became the missile.
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Yeah.
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I don't I don't get it.
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But be it as it may, the way that rambling like metaphor goes like that, I mean, that's
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drunk tracking.
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That's yeah.
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That's not.
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Oh, that's not clear cognition.
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No, absolutely.
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But at the end, I think his main issue with Vice is the first adjective he used to describe
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them, which was lengthy.
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They write lengthy articles.
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He could have just stopped.
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He could have just stopped at lengthy and we all would have been like, oh, yeah, no,
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we know you can't read.
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We know why.
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Well, but if he had read it, he would have read them talking about how he's great.
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Yeah.
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Like he's an amazing showman.
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And even though the content was terrible, the reviewer was talking about how he couldn't
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wait for Alex to get back on, of course, because if you watch these other ding dongs, it's
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just like, that's why we don't do an Infowars show.
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We do an Alex Jones show.
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Yeah, because he has a brilliance about him within his insanity and yes, yeah, we've no
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one.
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No one knows better than us, I would say.
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So Vice, dude, if you're writing another 34 hour article, here's my piece of advice.
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Don't watch it.
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Call Dan.
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Sure.
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Yeah, it'll do it.
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I can help you out.
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I'll do a, I'll do a much more scathing job, man.
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You know what?
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I'll do that.
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Oh, that's a bad idea.
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That is a bad idea.
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I shouldn't have said that.
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No, I don't think I'll do it.
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Okay.
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I don't think anybody expects you to do it.
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I mean, I could not watch it and do a more thorough recap than most people, but of course,
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but be that as it may, I'll watch some of it.
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I mean, the Vice guy got paid, I'm sure over time, although he's probably salary.
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So now, but anyways, I got paid to watch it and you will not be if, if some publication,
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although this is coming out when it's too late for anyone to pay me to do it, that is
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an issue next time because inevitably we're so good at giving info Wars advice and so
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bad at giving ourselves advice.
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We're shitty.
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We're bad at this.
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So, but he's, I think, uh, the other thing that he's mad at about vice goes into what
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he says there at the end and he's like, it hurts my humanity that there's so many people
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who are getting paid to do these hatchet jobs or to turn on me, right?
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I think that he associates vice with Gavin McGinnis.
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Okay.
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And that's an interesting proposition.
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Well, because Gavin McGinnis was one of the founders of vice, but he was out real early.
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Yeah.
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But I think Alex still thinks that he's super involved with it and there's some like, this
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publication should be on my side.
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Me and Gavin are cool.
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I think there's something like that in his head.
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I don't know if I hear that in his voice though.
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Uh, wait, all right, well you have, you have advanced knowledge and information.
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So I apologize, but this next currently I do not agree with you.
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Let's see if you change your mind.
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I've been contacted this week by three prominent libertarian Patriot people that are online.
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And they said, my gosh, we've been contacted by George Soros groups or by other media groups
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he controls offering us money to make up stuff about you.
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And obviously we're not going to do it, but man, are you okay?
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And then sure enough though, you finally didn't see somebody that does take the bait of like,
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there'll be a real boy or real girl soon as long as they, you know, sit on George Soros
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his lap, like he's magic Santa Claus.
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I prefer Velveteen Rabbit.
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Interestingly, uh, there'll be a real boy.
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Yeah.
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Uh, Pinocchio is about lying.
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Don't understand.
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It's interesting that that came up in his mind.
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Don't understand.
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Huh?
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Anyway.
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What?
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Huh?
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And it doesn't hurt you that people are getting ready to make up horrible lies about you because
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you know, that'll just make you bigger in the community because folks are already ready
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for it.
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It hurts you to see somebody become a Judas Iscariot or to see somebody become a Benedict
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Arnold.
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You've got a better...
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And that's what freaks me out that they have got a big paycheck out there and you're just
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like, damn.
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So...
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All right.
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Fine.
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You're right.
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I'm not certain if my...
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You're right.
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I'm not certain if my theory is correct.
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Clearly it is.
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But I think that he's presenting this like, uh, Mike Cernovich and Jack Posobiek told
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me that George Soros groups tried to get him to flip.
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And now this article comes out in Vice.
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He can't possibly be talking about the actual guy who wrote the article.
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No, of course not.
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Because Alex has no idea who that guy is.
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I don't really have any idea who that guy is.
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I looked at his past and I saw that he had a bunch of articles that he's written that
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were critical of the alt-right.
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So it doesn't seem like Alex should have any reason to think that the two of them are allies.
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Okay.
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So, Gavin McInnes, Vice.
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Conspiracy theory.
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I'm listening.
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It's Alex Jones' son.
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Rex.
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Yeah.
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Dun dun.
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Yeah.
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That's why it's a huge betrayal.
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That's why it's a Judas Iscariot.
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His son, whom...
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And he can't out him because he is still his son.
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He loves his son.
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It's true.
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Can't say that all of that is fabricated and the backstory is actually something that Alex
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himself helped cook up in order for Rex to disseminate pro-Alex Jones material in Vice
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by the way of pretending to be anti-Alex Jones.
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However, he went native.
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So now Rex, at Thanksgiving dinner, reveals all of this to Alex Jones.
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This is pre-Thanksgiving, though.
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That's not the point.
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Okay.
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They have Thanksgiving early.
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God damn it, Dan.
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They have Thanksgiving every night.
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He was working on Thanksgiving.
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He loves Americana.
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Thanksgiving is Americana.
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All right.
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Every night is Thanksgiving.
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You really ruined my momentum there.
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I was fucking flying through that, Dan.
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Oh, you were cooking.
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I was going for it.
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You were cooking.
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I was like, oh, I have to bring facts into this.
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All I could think about while you were saying that is someone directed me to a picture of
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Alex Jones' Thanksgiving.
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And it's all him and his wife doing the okay symbol, which of course just trying to troll
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people with white nationalist ironic symbology.
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And then Rex sitting on the couch looking fucking uncomfortable.
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And it made me really sad.
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All of it made me really sad.
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All right, Vice.
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Vice, the ball is in your court.
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Every level of it made me so sad.
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First of all, Rex, it might have been a poorly timed picture, but he looked bummed out.
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And then Alex and his wife, let's just say Alex, taking a family picture to try and antagonize
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liberals.
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Nothing.
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Nothing says family and Thanksgiving more than go fuck yourselves, people I disagree
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with.
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I don't understand it.
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I have very little family values.
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I don't really.
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I'm a big, very low on that number.
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But still, that seems like crass to me.
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That's still using your family as a- There's nothing more Americana than that,
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though.
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Yeah?
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Crass?
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Co-opting what is ostensibly a family bringing together holiday for crass commercial purposes?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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I mean- That sounds like Americana to me, my friend.
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Yeah, you have a point, you have a point.
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So- Back into it.
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Yeah.
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That's a real job.
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This next clip, Alex rambles a bit about some cultural trends he's not thrilled with.
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That's all I'm saying is there's this anti-Christian crowd.
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Christian?
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Don't let their daughters date till they run away at 18.
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I should say he's talking about Roy Moore.
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He doesn't really- Oh, no.
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He doesn't really come out and explain a lot of the things he's talking about, but he gets
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into side thoughts and then they develop.
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And this one is Alex's narrative about Roy Moore is not that he's sexually assaulted
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a bunch of people, some of them minors, and trolled malls and various sporting events
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looking for kids and shit like that.
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You know, like a future Senate Republican.
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Yeah.
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What Alex believes to be the case is that Roy Moore, like a Southern gentleman might
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do back in the day, he has asked parents if he can date their teenage daughters back when
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he was like 30.
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And Alex thinks it's creepy, but he's not ready to say it's bad.
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You're creating a fake version of what happened and then you're still not denouncing it or
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you're still ambivalent about it.
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It's very weird.
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So anyway, that was the setup for what he's talking about there.
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Okay.
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Let's get through it.
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Exactly, he is saying it is not okay if a grown man of, let's say mid thirties, goes
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to the parents of a 14 year old girl and says, now, or, or perhaps he says, now my dearest
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parents, put on your fog, Lauren Lake, Lauren, just go for it.
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Just pull the trigger.
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Now I say, I say, I say, I do declare.
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Let me tell you something about that beautiful daughter of yours.
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Now you done a great, great job, sir.
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You done a great, great job.
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You gotta throw more in, I say.
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Look, this isn't meant to be insulting.
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Okay.
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This is a purely accurate Southern accent.
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And if he asks then, and receives her father's blessing, the ownership of blessing, I guess.
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Then it is not okay, but listen, I'm not going to judge.
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It's creepy.
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That's his point right there.
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He goes as far as creepy, but not much further.
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And as you said, he is lying about the circumstances to make Roy Moore look better.
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And no matter how hard he lies, he still gets too creepy.
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Like he goes from, how low the bar is, is that if you look, Hey, pedophiles too bad.
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Attempted pedophile, I don't know.
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It's very complicated.
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Yeah, exactly.
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So here we go.
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Let's start this clip over.
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So now that you know what he's talking about.
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Yeah.
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All I'm saying is this anti-Christian crap.
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Christian don't let their daughters date till they run away at 18.
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Now it's like the Christians are giving their daughters to old men and devil worshiping.
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Meanwhile you've got Austin this weekend, three year old walking over to men shaking
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their butts in their faces, giving them $10 on video at info wars.com right now, but no
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disguise.
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Wait, if I saw Roy Moore doing that, I'd say, God almighty arrest this guy.
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As long as it's liberal.
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It's okay.
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Them 16 year old girls, keep your damn hands on them.
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But if they're three years old, well, it's liberal.
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I love the Rob do you nailed it?
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I don't know though.
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You missed the punchline here.
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What did he say?
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Here, I'll just play it for you.
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Long part.
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I don't know though.
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People in politics are weird.
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Great.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Good thing I got that one.
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What he's talking about there at the end is that Austin recently had a national drag queen
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convention.
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And of course, Alex Jones sent out a crew to try and get some damning video.
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Oh, and I'm sure he got them selling baby parts I assume.
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Totally.
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Yeah.
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Project Veritas would have done a better job.
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I'll say that.
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So they went and watched the video that Alex is talking about and there are kids and adults
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that are holding up bills while a drag performer is doing a routine.
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And it doesn't even seem clear that the kids know what's going on.
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They're kind of just like props and yeah, they have no idea.
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It's not sexualizing them.
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It's not at all anything crazy.
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And then even beyond that, one of the things that is great is that you see a bunch of,
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in the videos that they have that they think are so damning, there are kids who are ostensibly
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cross dressers who are doing routines with people who are maybe on drag race or like
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their idols or are benevolent minor celebrity interactions for them.
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God damn you.
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But you know, so they have, they're getting to have a really great experience that they
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wouldn't be able to have under other circumstances.
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Which is why Alex hates it and he would prefer if they were sexually assaulted by Roy Moore.
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Gotcha.
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But at the same time, he, all he has to go back on is like three year olds giving men
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shaking their butts dollars.
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And furthermore, that is not a rebuttal.
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No, it's not.
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It's not like a, Hey, what he did was wrong and I think that liberals know.
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It's just like, yeah, yeah, no, he's evil.
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But also you're evil too.
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So that means it's fine if he's a Senator.
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But it's not evil.
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No, it's not.
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It's not.
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But that's his argument.
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Yeah.
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His argument is like, I'm not going to jump on Roy Moore and say, it's fine.
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Although he has a weird, it's anti-Christian and the proof is that Christians won't let
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their daughters date until they run away at 18, which seems like it's bad already.
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Is he defending that?
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That's not a great like life pattern.
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Yeah.
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Is he saying that that's okay?
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And yet some kids should run away.
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Yeah.
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Wait.
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So it, so he's saying it's bad to be anti-Christian even though Christians keep their daughters
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in a cage until they're 18.
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Yeah.
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They make them coiled Springs and then they, once they're legally allowed to, they run
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away and do heroin in the streets and of course.
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So of course it's fine because anti-Christians hate when women are subjugated and sometimes
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they give dollar bills to drag queens.
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And also Alex is going to mix this up and it's just worthwhile to, you know, make a
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point.
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He's going to scream a lot about trans people and drag queens and trans people are not the
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same community necessarily.
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So be that as it may, just to point that out ahead of time, cause it's going to get murky.
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It's already murky.
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I'm not sure what it is he's trying to attack or defend at this point.
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I don't either.
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Yeah.
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I watched this entire, let me tell you this.
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I don't know whose site he's on anymore.
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The reposting of this, I was scrolling through the special reports, trying to find something
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that was interesting to cover.
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And I was like, this video is 11 hours long.
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That's too long.
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And so I clicked on it and I scrolled to like an hour or five or something like that.
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And Alex, first of all, he has a goblet of booze.
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He's clearly drunk and he's talking about some just rambling nonsense and I'm like 11
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hours of Alex sitting there drunk.
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This is going to be amazing.
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And then it cut to just the repeating video of bacon pancakes mixed with a New York by
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Alicia Keys.
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No, it was just an upload glitch.
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It's only like an hour and 10 minutes.
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But be that as it may, I got so excited.
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It was like 11 hours.
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He's going to be so fucked up at hour seven.
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But it was not to be, but at the same time I watched this entire thing and like, I don't
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really know exactly what his point is, except Roy Moore is creepy, but fine.
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And vice is bad?
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Vice is abandoned him.
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Gavin, where you at, bro?
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I don't know.
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So anyway, he gets back to Roy Moore in this next clip.
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Cool.
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But the fact that he was like reportedly courting a bunch of these women, if it's true, I just
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don't think it's a good thing.
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But where's the proof, Rob?
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And how old's his wife compared to his age?
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If we look at that.
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She was 25 when he was 35.
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So it's a 10 year difference.
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So at 25 and 35, not that big a difference.
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No, that's not, that's totally-
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Yeah, but if she's 13, it is!
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Are you missing the goddamn point, dude?
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Yeah, he is.
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But they are also missing some facts.
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They're 14 years apart, not 10, which at different points in life is totally fine.
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No big deal.
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But there are some indications that he may have met her when she was 15 and he was 29.
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So if that's the case, then that age difference is very relevant.
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So I think that's a Yahtzee?
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Is that what just happened?
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Did we just get a Yahtzee?
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I think we did.
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But like Alex is being like, 25 and 35, he doesn't have any facts in front of him.
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He doesn't have any knowledge of the actual situation.
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He doesn't know anything.
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Yeah, but he's got a Samwise Gamgee right over there to help him out.
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To sign off on his non-true stats.
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And that's why when he's like, where's the proof, they can pretend that there isn't any.
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They can pretend that there isn't any because they don't even know the rudimentary facts.
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It's fucking insane.
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All right.
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That is gross.
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Roy Moore is gross.
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And if you write anything nice about Roy Moore, you're gross.
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If you say anything nice about Roy Moore, you're gross.
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And that doesn't even include the pedophile shit.
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Yeah.
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You are already gross.
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It's very frustrating to me that this is not, it's still not enough.
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He's gonna win.
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Probably.
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He's gonna win.
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He's going to be a senator.
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That's something I've been thinking about.
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At least we got Dennis Hastert out 40 years too late.
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Right.
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And Alex harps on that a whole great deal.
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That's something that I've been sort of wrestling with and that this is going to be a downer.
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I think the battle is lost.
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I think that at this point, all we can do in some respects is prepare for disaster.
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Like because I don't, the way that I see the people who could help not helping.
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And I don't mean just Alex Jones.
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I mean big picture, a lot of this stuff.
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I don't, I do not see necessarily activism and, and I hope, I hope a lot of that stuff
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can help, but like, I don't necessarily see a way that net neutrality isn't going to be
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it's the end.
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Yeah.
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And I don't see how that's not going to happen.
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The stripping of the net neutrality rules.
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And then when you have that, you just, I mean, the internet is destroyed.
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Here's what, here's what I was thinking along the way over healthcare is going to be rolled
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back by all of the, if they pass these tax cuts, we're fucked.
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Yeah.
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And I, and that probably, I think, I think there's a good chance that they're going to
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get that done.
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They're going to.
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Yeah.
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And at that point, when you add in, here's the, here's the piece of it that I should
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have realized sooner, um, you add all that together with why the fuck did Donald Trump
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immediately restart his 2020 election campaign?
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Why did it was one of the first things he did, uh, was install someone to oversee elections.
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It's because they're not planning on running a fair game ever again.
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No, of course not.
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They're not planning on any of that.
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And when you take away the neutrality, you end up with a situation where all information
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that's disseminated, that is, yeah, exactly.
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And then you have the, the tax cuts that are going to destroy healthcare.
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You have people who are going to be scrambling to live, not to, as if we aren't now, right.
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Not to fix society, not to make active change in communities, not to help the disenfranchised
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because they're disenfranchised themselves, right?
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You're going to have a situation where, I mean, I don't, I don't want to be.
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Alarmist about stuff, but like modern day feudalism could be three years away, something
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like two years away.
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I, it, it's, it's absurd to me how close we are right now.
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And when you have a president like Donald Trump, you got, I mean, you've got nothing.
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You know what I've decided?
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You've got nothing.
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You know, genuinely along the way over here, I was thinking about how it is that we could
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actually get something done in the democratic party and the situation that they cannot and
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will not understand is how angry everyone under the age of 35 is, how angry we all truly
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are.
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They don't have any concept of that.
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And we're a giant majority and they can't ride along that wave.
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So what we need is somebody to run for a minor office like the house, somebody to run for
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the house and actually channel that rage into a national campaign.
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Every race now is no longer a local race.
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It is completely national because we all know at this point that it is national.
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We can't do anything in local politics because national politics has completely taken over.
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And even if you are in a state Senate house or something along those lines, the Republicans
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control those legislatures.
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Even then, the D the people in Congress are trying to defund those things with this very
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tax bill.
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They are taking over every local race and turning it into a national one.
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So we need somebody who is capable of channeling that rage of young people and actually turning
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it into an election win, because as much as they can screw things over, young people are
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still a huge majority.
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If somebody can do that.
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I've told you my, uh, my, uh, my, so I've decided to run.
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Okay.
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I'm not joking.
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I genuinely think it might help in Chicago.
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I might be the, uh, the person who can channel that rage because I am essentially that rage
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personified.
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I will be your campaign manager.
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I think it's a good idea.
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We are starting a new party.
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We need to, it's the fuck that shit party.
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We need to, we need to primary Democrats.
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That's what we have to start doing because the ones that we have now, even if they have
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great voting records, are not capable of doing what needs to happen, which is to develop
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a national movement.
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Well, I think, I think that if a lot of Democrats stepped down or a lot of, uh, they've just
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cleaned house, I think that that would, uh, uh, maybe have some positive benefit for the
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younger folk, like in terms of getting them on board.
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We legit need to get rid of people who are 50 and older in government.
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That can't happen, that can't happen anymore.
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They are killing all of us because they are dying.
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All right.
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We have some gloomy ideas about where everything's going.
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So if anybody would like to help with my campaign, great.
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Let's do it.
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Um, we're going to get a, I'm going to do a, do you even know when the next race is?
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I'm going to do a viral video.
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I can see it now.
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Um, these motherfuckers are doing the vote for me this December.
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I'm losing it.
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Uh, sure, sure.
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You have my, you have, you have my support.
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It's legit.
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What needs to happen?
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I think that's the issue is that that really is the only way.
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One of the things I, at this point, I disagree.
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I don't think it's going to help.
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You don't think so?
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No.
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I think it needs to happen.
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I think collapse is imminent.
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All right.
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Well, see, that's where we might actually disagree.
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All right.
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If we can actually turn these protest movements into a real political party, I think that
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makes a huge difference because all we're doing with the protest movements is making
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a big stink and then nothing changes.
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Whereas if we can turn all of it, if we can turn black lives matter into a political party,
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we're in a different world.
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If we can turn the women's March into a party, we're in a different world.
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We're just, we're just incapable of doing that because young people still feel so helpless
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due to the position that we've been put into.
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Maybe.
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I don't know.
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Let's get off this because otherwise we're going to be here all night.
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Which is why I'm going to win this December, three weeks after the votes have been cast.
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So Alex, like I said earlier, he's mostly mad about the Vice article.
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And so one of the things that he doesn't like about anybody who ever reports about him and
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Donald Trump is that there's us, if he knew about us, well, we don't use anonymous sources
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and Alex and this next clip is sort of not understanding how that works and really wrestling
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with the issue.
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I mean, could I just be quoted in news articles about some other famous person?
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Like I knew Frank Sinatra, I mean, I didn't, but Frank Sinatra came in one time to the
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movie theater I was at and he admitted to me that he had hundreds of children buried
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in his basement and they like to chop little children's heads off and pull their tongues
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out with pliers.
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I mean, it wouldn't be true.
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I didn't know Frank Sinatra.
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He didn't kill children.
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They weren't, you know, that's what I mean.
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There's like this, this name with BuzzFeed and their Piscate deal and all the rest where
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they know they're liars and they know they're lying to you.
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And then I just go, oh, I just got a phone call, hello?
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You're saying BuzzFeed are actually 14 foot reptiles with big green tongues.
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Oh, I just got a source that BuzzFeed's 14 foot aliens and I know we know they're fake
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news.
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So then we ask, what is the point?
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And I think the point is they just want to disrupt and get us talking about them.
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So that was probably the most self-reflective he's ever been, but while talking about other
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people.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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He nailed himself.
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Yeah.
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Just want to disrupt and get attention and get people talking about them is exactly his
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business model.
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But then I think that's what he says, like on his mirror, he's got all of that written.
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And then on top of that, a to-do list.
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And then he's like, he pulls out his phone and he's like, oh, what's that?
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BuzzFeed or Reptoids?
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It's like, dude, it'd be funnier if he used the switchblade as a phone, if he's doing
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some physical comedy, that would have been great.
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I'd be in on that.
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The thing is, Alex doesn't do that.
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But what he does do is pretend that his callers are high level sources and shit like that.
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Yeah.
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And three high level libertarian online people give him a call and say, are you OK?
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Soros groups are coming after you.
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Yeah.
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What are Soros groups?
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Soros groups.
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What are they?
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What's a Soros group?
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They're Soros groups.
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OK.
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Great.
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They're roving bands of Soroses.
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Great.
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And also they are enemies of the Reptoids, the Soroses and the Reptoids.
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He's a Raptor.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Soros is a Raptor.
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We've got that clear.
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But that means that Soros is a bad guy.
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They're Apatosauruses.
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They're Apatosauruses because he's aligned with Mark Richards.
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Ooh.
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Now we're in trouble.
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So now it's all falling apart.
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Oh, shit.
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Did we just write ourselves into Alex Jones's team?
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No, because the Reptoids are the good ones and they're on BuzzFeed's staff, according
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to Alex's fake source there, and the Reptoids are fighting the Raptors.
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So in that case, George Soros has to be a Reptoid.
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OK.
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So he's good.
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I don't care anymore.
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I don't care anymore.
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This is getting too interesting for me.
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Right.
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I mean, he's talking about himself.
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He's projecting a ton.
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And then he gets into this about talking to people under globalist mind control.
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And I believe it is more projection.
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And that's it.
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And like you try to talk to people that are under this, and they're just worldly and think
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they're angling and think like you're a sociopath like them, you're like, hey, I'm not being
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a sociopath.
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I really want to build something and I think you have value and I really think you're being
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manipulated.
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No.
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No.
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You're going to get it.
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You're trying to control me.
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And you're just like, no, I'm not.
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I'm not giving you an example.
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If I was being Machiavelli, what I could do, oh, my God, you're threatening me.
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You're like, no, I was said I'm giving you an example.
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I mean, it's it's delusion.
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It's people that can't track history and current time space and past and future like a mapping
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system.
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They can't track it.
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They just think if it's emotion and it's what I'm feeling, it must be real.
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Hmm.
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Interesting.
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Jordan, you're having a real intense response.
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I don't think in the year we've been doing this, you ever hit yourself in the head with
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the mic.
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This one.
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This one was bananas.
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Well, he's doing even when he was like, here's how Machiavelli and I can be.
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I'll just do what I do.
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Right.
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That's literally what he does.
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Word for word, that is a perfect.
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I could not have described his job better than what he just did right there.
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Look at what I can do.
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I can say, oh, you're attacking me.
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And then you're like, no, I was just giving you an example of what you said.
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And he's like, oh, it's terrible.
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He's he just described what he does.
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Basically.
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Yeah.
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And his sort of self perception of how he interacts with people is fascinating.
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Like his idea that he goes up to people and is like, look, I just want to build something
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great.
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No, you don't.
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You scream at people all the time.
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We have video of you on the streets yelling drunkenly at a lady calling her cupcake over
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and over again.
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Yeah.
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There's countless instances of him just being abusive to people on the street.
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It's not about your words, Dan.
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It's what's in your heart.
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You just want to build.
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Cupcake.
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When he said cupcake, what he meant was, let's go baking together.
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Let's take a lovely cooking class.
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I think we all should take a knife skills class and watch a lot of cooking shows.
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People get cut all the time.
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It's true.
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It's very important.
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Especially when you're using a switchblade.
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Cupcake switchblade.
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I'm the switchblade chef.
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Ridiculous.
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When you're banging your head about him just projecting like crazy, I would be more prone
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to bang my head about that idea that he's polite to people.
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That really bothers me.
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I think it's just that he was too accurate for me.
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It's because he's got the booze in him.
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If he's so accurate about what it is he's doing, I just can't deal with that level of
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projection.
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I don't know if he's projecting more vaguely and you're like, well, a lot of people who
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are filled with rage and stupid do that, but in this particular instance, that's his game
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plan.
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At what point did you think that he doesn't know what he's doing?
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I know.
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It's just too blatant for me.
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I like it at least.
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He's drunk.
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At least hide it a little bit.
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He's drunk.
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You're not even trying anymore.
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I'm disappointed in Alex.
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That's what I'm feeling right now.
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Alex, you're better than this.
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Anyway, so they're doing a marathon on Monday, Cyber Monday, but they don't have a name for
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it yet.
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Cyber marathon.
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In this next clip, they don't come to that conclusion, but Alex and Rob do.
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It's a warathon.
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That's not bad either.
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They don't land on that.
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Okay.
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They try and workshop a name here.
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So we're going to launch.
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Why haven't they hired us yet?
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The special, we love vice.
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So what's it going to be called?
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It's going to be something like that.
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We love vice.
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We love.
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We love MSM attacks.
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We love vice.
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We love MSM.
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We love tub bellies.
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We love double chins.
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It's going to be called the double chin broadcast.
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So at this point, Rob, we love vice.
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We love MSM attacks.
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Yeah.
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Rob do has zoomed in the camera on the chosen wheel of Mars attacks, which is a good, good
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tool.
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It's fine.
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Uh, he's zoomed in the camera on the picture that they used in the vice article.
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And Alex has a double chin, but like I said, is it ever mentioned that he has a double
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chin?
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No.
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So he's just seeing a picture of himself and was like, I have a double chin.
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I looked at the, I mean, when I read the article, I, that didn't even, that didn't even dawn
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on me.
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I looked at the picture of him and like, Oh, there's Alex Jones.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Like he's very, it's like, it's very petty, right?
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He's a very vain man.
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He's obsessed with it and he talked, I mean, this clip goes on and it comes up more.
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The double chin vice broadcast.
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Pretty juicy.
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Oh shit.
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They're right.
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I mean, man, you want the secret.
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I mean, there it is right there.
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Fake, gross laugh.
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I think it's real.
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Oh my gosh.
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So, so it's all coming down.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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It's all coming down.
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It's coming down.
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It's coming down.
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It's coming down.
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It's coming down.
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It's coming down.
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It's coming down.
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It's coming down.
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It's coming down.
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It's coming down.
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It's coming down.
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It's coming down.
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It's going to be called the gravy gullet vice first annual Alex Jones worship fest.
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And it's not that I'm worshiping myself, they know how to get the views.
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They know how to get the traffic.
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They know you must misrepresent toad.
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So we're going to, oh boy.
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So what do you got there?
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Did he just, okay.
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That is a, that's, what is that?
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God damn it.
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That's um, that's the title of a what's her name's album.
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Uh, you have to misrepresent toad.
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Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's a Fiona apple.
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I think she did an album named that.
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I don't think that's, I don't think that's the diving bell and the idler wheel I think
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is also the other title.
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Yeah, exactly.
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The foreign title.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I mean, that's even more sort of, uh, I think that's projection, but it's an accurate projection.
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The idea that like, if you want to get traffic, all you have to do is shit on me cause I am
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the greatest.
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Oh, if only, if that was the case, we would be the biggest podcast in the world.
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We'd be massive.
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But um, I wrestle with this.
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It's possible that the reason that we're not is, and what he's saying there could be correct.
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We're not misrepresenting him.
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Maybe we should be misrepresenting him and then people would flock.
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Yeah, that actually sounds right.
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That's why we're bad at this.
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We should do one episode where we just lie about it.
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See what happens.
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The special knowledge fight episode where we lie the entire time.
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The Info Wars, you know how like some, uh, like Buffy did a musical episode where everybody
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sang everything.
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Oh, that's, so that's what we'll do then.
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We do a special episode where we do like, it's like actual Info Wars.
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No, this is the trick.
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Okay.
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We're gonna have to be drunk.
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This is how we actually do an episode where we switch places.
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You know how at the dollop occasionally they'll have an episode where Gareth reads to, uh,
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to Dave?
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Yeah, yeah.
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That's the way that we can do it.
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That way I still don't have to know anything about Alex Jones because I can just make Alex
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Jones shit up.
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I'm, I'm, I'm interested in giving that a try.
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I'll record fake Alex Jones clips in my voice.
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I'll play them for you and explain what's going on.
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I like the sound of it.
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This is not a terrible idea.
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Coming up, but before we do that, uh, Alex has got to talk a little bit more about Roy
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Moore.
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Vice gave us a bad review, but when they give all their fake comedians bad reviews on Netflix,
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they prop them up, give them five stars.
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No, they're real comedians.
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So what he's talking about there is all the like brigading that they do with, uh, like
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giving bad reviews to Amy Schumer, uh, stuff because they don't like her and, uh, like
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were they part of that?
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Damn it.
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And all the alt-right communities online, that's what they do.
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They just bombard people with bad reviews to make it look like nobody likes something.
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Right.
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Uh, and then, uh, Alex is like, oh, but vice will prop them up.
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Like, yeah, maybe they're taking the craft into consideration and the actual product
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as opposed to you guys trying to make it look like Ghostbusters with women is the worst
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thing ever.
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Yeah.
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That movie was good.
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Yeah, I agree.
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Yeah.
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It was good.
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Yeah.
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I could do with a little less mugging to the camera, but what are you gonna do?
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A little more Zach Woods.
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A little more Zach Woods.
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Not bad.
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I always say that.
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A little more Zach Woods.
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There is no, there is no large enough amount of Zach Woods.
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Love Zach Woods.
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His, his Silicon Valley character and his evolving backstory.
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Perfect.
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He's the best.
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Delightful.
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Oh my gosh.
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We got a bad review.
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We're just going to have to shut down.
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I mean, Alex Jones and guests have been Roy Morgan's child sex charges, pivoted on a dime
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there.
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Um, what he's now talking about is a, another article online, cause he's sitting at his
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desk scrolling through stuff, right?
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He's drunk and he's just looking at the internet, right?
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And so there's a riveting television.
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There's something about, well, he actually searches Alex Jones at one point and I'm like,
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please have knowledge.
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I pop up.
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It doesn't.
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But, uh, of course not because we're bad at SEO as well as well as everything else turns
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out.
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So he, uh, there's an article that's talking about how, uh, him and shepherd Amblis, uh,
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did defend Roy Moore intensely on the show.
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And so he's getting defensive about that.
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I call him Shambliss.
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Sure.
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He's a nice type of wine.
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He's a shambler.
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Uh, no, he didn't.
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The early charges where he told girls that were pretty.
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Nope.
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We should have told him about it.
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Politicians are pedophiles.
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If it's true, throw him out of office.
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I'll break his job.
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It's true.
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Right.
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I said, but none of that's in there.
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They just, they just put this out.
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It's true.
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Oh really?
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We're the ones for defending the child sex.
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I thought it didn't exist.
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You guys are defending child sex.
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At this point.
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That's literally what you're doing right now.
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Um, uh, yeah.
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And his, his image or what he's trying to present as the reality that the early charges
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were that he just told someone they were pretty is not, that is not at all.
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Even from day one, that was not the case.
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Um, and that's what, that's the world you get to live in when you're Alex and you read
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headlines and generally only look at media that is full of shit.
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Yeah.
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You can make stuff up.
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Exactly.
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And uh, it's a bummer.
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What is it?
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It's a bummer.
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All right.
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Cause at this point, like that stuff, that's okay.
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Here's my quick, quick interruption.
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And I am sorry about the interrupt.
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I didn't have anywhere great to go, so go ahead.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Do you think he thinks he's in a bad spot with this one?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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So you genuinely think that right now he's like, he's kind of scrambling to figure out
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how he's going to, we are like worm his way through these, all these landmines going around
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there and he's not sure if he can pull it off.
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So he got drunk.
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No, I don't think that's why I tried to try to pull it off drunk.
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And that way, which is not a terrible idea.
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Rob knew we had a tough job ahead of us, but we drank a bunch of wine and we got it done.
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Yeah.
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I mean, it's not a terrible idea.
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It's like, it's like, uh, it's like not going to an audition because if you don't try, you
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can't fail.
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So like if you're drunk trying to do that, you can just be like, that's drunk, Alex,
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what are you going to do with that guy now?
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And I'm sober.
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The, the Roy Moore stuff in this episode, who among us hasn't said the N word while
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drunk?
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Wait, what?
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Huh?
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The Roy Moore stuff in this episode is accidental.
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I think because this is just about trying to announce the marathon that they need to
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make a lot of money on cyber Monday.
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This stuff is not stuff he means to talk about.
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There's nothing I love more than when you sum up the goal and it's so far removed from
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anything that they do.
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Well, what?
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Let me give you the reality.
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Let me, let me give you the reality him and Rob do or drinking because do is drunk too.
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The two of them are having some drinks and you're like, Oh, we got to promote this marathon
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that we're going to do do get the camera.
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And that's what happened.
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And then all of the content is drunk guys talking shit and it's rough shot.
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It's like, it's whatever.
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He's, he's sitting at a computer and just whatever pops up is what they're like.
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All right, well, there's a, there's a, I don't have the audio of it cause it's awful, but
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like there's a period of the show where he's just like Paul Joseph Watson had a great report
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today.
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And then he just plays like 20 seconds of it like, Oh, what a powerful interview with
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Michael Savage.
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And he just plays some of that.
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Like, so he's, it's like watching a drunk old man cruise the Alex Jones internet to
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some extent.
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It's terrible.
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But it, again, it's just to promote the marathon the rest.
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But to your question, I do think he thinks he's in a bad place with the, uh, the Roy
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Moore narrative.
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I think he understands that like I'm over a pickle barrel here in some ways because
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I have come out very hard against pedophilia and I think I'm alone in that yet at the same
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time I am coming out very hard for pedophilia.
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Uh, yeah.
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And the only way to really make this argument stick or whatever, the only way Alex can make
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this argument is to say that all the women who are making the accusations are liars in
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the same way that he does with Trump.
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But the unfortunate thing about that is so you've built a cottage industry out of Bill
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Clinton is a rapist t-shirts and how like, why won't the media listen to Juanita Broderick
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and stuff like that?
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And so you gotta, you, you, I think you can pull it off if you're Alex, you can, you can
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well, you do, you do a mind trick, a Jedi mind trick with your audience and you never
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let them realize that the two things are inherently spiritually contradictory to each other when
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you're like, no, the women who are attacking Republicans are liars paid by Soros.
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The women who are attacking Democrats are pure snow driven women who are victims and
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we need to defend them in the same way that like all of the, all of the liberals, they
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just defend pedophiles across the board, the penestas, right?
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Comet ping pong pizza.
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And then on the right, no, he's not.
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It's all lies.
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My theory.
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It's, it's a, it's a, it's a disgraceful web.
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Genuine theory, especially with guys like Mitch McConnell even saying like, I believe
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those people.
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Yeah.
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One, I know Roy Moore, he's gross.
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That's all I needed to know.
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But I think one of the big things that is influencing Alex in this regard is normally,
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I think he would go straight after, oh, they're lying.
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It's politically motivated.
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It's all liberals.
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But the fact that so many women have been coming out now, not just at anyone in particular,
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but across the board because of that, there is an influence that has happened, which is
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why against their, uh, against their political instincts like Mitch McConnell, his best move
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is to say, I don't believe them the same way.
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The Alabama, his best move, his Mac, his best move, Alex's best move.
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The Alabama Republicans who support, who support Roy Moore now realize, Hey, we can't give
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a step.
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We got to lock ranks even harder and not allow anybody through this.
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That's how we're going to get through or do that now and then deal with the reality later
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if we have to.
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Yeah, exactly.
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That sort of thing.
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That's, that's the best move.
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And I think he's influenced by this outpouring of women and he's, can I be clearer?
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I don't think that's the case.
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Okay.
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I think that the reality is that there are very few politicians that Alex Jones has done
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such a, such a load of work in terms of branding as Trump style, Trump revolution politicians.
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He spent like a month before the, uh, the, the primary with Roy Moore being like against
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Luther strange being like this guy, he's a part of the Trump agenda.
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He gets it.
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He like fucking Roy Moore comes to things with guns out and stuff like literal guns
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at speeches and guns out, right?
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And Alex, I think Alex, in order to turn on that would be a really fucking big deal because
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he doesn't have, there aren't a lot of Trump agenda people who are actually in office.
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Then why isn't he saying that they're all liars?
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He is, is he most of it?
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Yeah.
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But that's the thing.
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It's not all of it.
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No, no, no.
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But the stuff that's not lies is the idea that he went and asked parents to date their
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teenage daughter.
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And he always, it always says like 16, 17, which is legal in Alabama.
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Those still gross.
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Very gross, but it's still technically legal.
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Yeah.
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So, but Alex says that all the other stuff, all the assault, all that stuff is lies.
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The only stuff that's true is it's slightly creepy behavior.
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I'm not for it.
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I don't want my daughters being engaged in it, but I get where it comes from.
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It's a Southern tradition.
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That sort of thing.
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Yeah.
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But I don't understand why he would do that.
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I don't either.
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Why would you give even an inch?
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Because he's in a difficult position.
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Right.
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Because some of it, you can't say is lies.
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But the correct move is to say it's lies.
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Alex is an unconventional man.
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We all know that that doesn't matter.
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Alex likes to create an entirely robust fictional universe to live in.
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That's true.
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And you can't just do the most sensible thing all the time.
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He's making a classic blunder in believing a woman.
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If you're on the right wing, do not do that.
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You're going to get yourself in trouble.
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I think Alex is believing a parent of a woman.
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I think that's more what he's doing.
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He's believing the dad of it.
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So it's not believing a woman.
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That might be even more to the point of what's going on.
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That's a good point.
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Because the dad would come out and say, Roy Moore asked to date my daughter.
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Alex believes that.
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Wouldn't believe the daughter.
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Right.
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Interesting.
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So there might be some of that.
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But anyway, like I said, this is a marathon commercial through and through.
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And so in this next clip- Does he do any ad drops?
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He doesn't do any ad drops, but- It's a special report.
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Yeah, which is an ad for a 34 hour ad that he's going to do.
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But- You've got to give the man some hustle credit.
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There's no doubt.
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He's professional wrestling level of tease to tease to tease.
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It's kayfabe too.
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It's just like he lives in this character.
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But the next clip here, he discusses some ideas that he has for the marathon.
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We'll go on the name by tomorrow, but what the first annual Vice Appreciation Gala.
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And we will invite Vice to come on and we'll invite, we'll fly in all those trannies, but
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they'll bring poles.
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They got a pole dance in front of adults though.
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Sorry.
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No kids will give you cash.
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How's that sound?
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Great.
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And then we'll have maybe some midgets.
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Oh, that's looking direct.
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Fucking great.
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We'll have some dwarfs.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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That's a boy.
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We'll have some little people- You're a great fucking man.
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The poor buddy's martinis and like have big sombreros on the nachos.
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Oh wait, that's sexist.
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There might be an article about it, but see, Howard Stern can make the joke.
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He's an anointed one.
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He's allowed to- No, he just makes jokes and you do not.
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I don't listen to Stern really ever or at all anymore.
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Me neither.
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And from what I can know from people who do listen, that's not what his show is like anymore.
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But be that as it may, anybody who has any awareness of Howard Stern knows that his entire
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career was fighting.
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It was all being censored and him fighting against people censoring him.
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And to a certain extent, the use of little people and stuff like that was an attempt
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to make a point.
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And I don't know if I'm going to give him all that credit, but there is an aspect of
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it that is rebellion for rebellion's sake in terms of defining the lines of free speech.
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And Alex, if he wrestled with that a little bit, don't fucking step to Howard Stern when
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you're trying to make your dumbass jokes in your ad commercial for a commercial.
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But I also don't understand how having people in sombreros, little people in sombreros is
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sexist.
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You're just losing the thread.
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No, he just lost that.
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Yeah, he has- He's just mad libbing poorly now.
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He's scatting through this idea.
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And the trans stuff is he's just going back to the drag queens, which is why I brought
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that up earlier.
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So it didn't come as such a weird aside.
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Pretty unhappy with that.
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It's not great.
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Not a fan.
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It's not great.
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Not a fan, Alex.
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It's not good.
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So lest you think that the idea of getting little people to come to the marathon was
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just a joke.
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It wasn't.
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I'm serious.
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I think we should have the extravaganza.
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I'll have an extravaganza.
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You just talked over him saying extravaganza.
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He's fucking...
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He's drunk.
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He's like, I wish I had some weed.
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Yeah.
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I think we should have it with little people.
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Can you get hired little people for the event?
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Maybe I should try to outdo Howard Stern, but it'll all be attacked though.
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It's just like, oh my God, he's a patriot.
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He's pro free market.
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He's not Howard Stern.
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He's not allowed to have midgets, pouring cocktails.
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Should I do it for the first annual Vice Special Olympics?
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Oh boy.
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He saves that or he tries to save that here in a minute, but there's a very large part
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of me that hopes he wakes up and he's not like super hungover and he's like, that was
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a good idea.
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Let's do it.
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I think he probably, I think Rob do or Buckley, who we don't know for sure is his cousin.
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Buckley is like, I think it's a great idea, but I don't think we should follow through
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with it yet.
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Well, give Trump a few more years when we've subjugated the little people and then we can
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pull it off all we want.
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The thing is like, the only reason that I have an interest in him actually trying this
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is like, he does not have the grace of a Howard Stern.
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He doesn't have the skill.
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So it would just be a complete mess of like trying to use exploitation as a performance
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piece or whatever.
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It would just exploiting people to demonstrate exploitation.
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But it wouldn't be that it would.
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No, it would be exploitation to exploit people.
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And it would be probably a grizzly spectacle.
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Like it would be, it would be a serious misstep.
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It would be, it would be comical.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Which is where we're really turning.
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I love, I'm starting to turn really hard towards this is now hilarious.
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All of life is hilarious.
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We have two acting directors of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and that is objectively
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hilarious.
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It's awful.
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It's stupid.
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But I'll be goddamned if having two popes in 2017 isn't really funny.
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It's pretty crazy.
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It's really funny.
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So the Alex said the Special Olympics and that is obviously him.
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Yeah, that's obviously him giving up the game.
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A little bit, but he tries to save it here immediately after.
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Should we, and by that we'll have liberals there, Special Olympics politically, they'll
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learn about free speech.
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They'll learn that in America you're allowed to have your speech.
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You don't get shut down.
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You don't get coffee thrown in your head.
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You don't get beat up like the trans woman.
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By the way, Media Matters wrote this big article about, let me show you this one right here.
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Let me show you this one.
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Let me see if I can find it.
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Oh, there's the jihad Christmas.
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I, I forgot about that.
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They're going to attack the Vatican.
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It's got 200 foot walls and said, bring in all the Muslims because these are all walls
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right here going in.
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The Pope says, you know, give into it all here.
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Here.
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Look, here's Alex Jones.
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And you type this in and you click news.
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Alex Jones says transgender people are usually super ugly and lay 500 pounds.
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Well, I mean, is that on trope?
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I'm the average American like that, including myself, I just said I'm a grand toad.
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So that's a cowardly dodge in terms of, yeah, I like how Rob do is playing the salacious
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crumb character right now in the background, just yeah, a little bit.
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He comes into play a little bit more towards the end because I think Alex has taken big
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swigs off something or refilling his drink.
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And so occasionally he'll turn the camera on Rob do and it's clearly to mask something.
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Maybe doing Coke.
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No, cause that would make noise now.
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And also he would be a way different if he were doing coke.
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He's a little laid back.
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But you know, the issues with free speech.
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Yes.
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What about him?
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I don't think we have any go Alex.
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His continued existence is a demonstration of free speech in action, right?
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And then people who may or may not have been plants throwing coffee at you when you antagonize
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them on the street.
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That's not your free speech being encroached upon media matters, writing articles that
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again are toothless as fuck.
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That's not your free speech being encroached upon.
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That's just people responding to you appropriately.
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And let's be clear that I would say inappropriately media matters did write an article about this
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and it is a, I mean, Alex has said worse things about trans people in the past for sure.
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We've discussed a good bit of it, but that is the same.
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Like I think it was the same day or the day right around there that he had that South
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African apartheid proponent guy on the show.
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Media matters didn't have an article about that.
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They didn't have an article about how he had one of these Swede Landers on just lying about
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white genocide.
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Right.
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And so this is why.
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Well that's not going to get the liberal Twitter sphere up in arms, man.
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That's in South Africa.
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It's a huge.
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You don't even need to worry about that.
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It's a much bigger issue.
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Huge issue.
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Massive.
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But that's when I, when I sort of had a little breakdown earlier and was saying that I don't
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think we have a chance.
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I mean, it's stuff like that.
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It's stuff like, well, you cover these, these things, which I'm not saying you shouldn't
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cover what he says about trans people.
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Good.
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You should.
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We do.
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Yeah.
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But you also need to pay attention to him saying that Charles Manson was Antifa.
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You got to pay attention to him advocating for a white coming around to his side on that.
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And advocating for a white nationalist group in South Africa that's spreading lies in alt-right
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communities here in America.
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Okay.
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So we're Antifa.
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Which celebrity goddess should we kill?
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Like who's the Sharon Tate of our day?
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I don't want to kill anybody, so I don't want to answer this.
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I refuse to play a game.
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I was just.
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Oh, come on.
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I wasn't suggesting that we actually kill somebody.
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Well, my, my immediate thought was, I am winking loudly.
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My immediate thought was Lana Del Rey because you love Lana Del Rey, but also that just
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got weird.
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Charles Manson probably loved Sharon.
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I know now I'm worried about you, but see, Lana Del Rey is the only way we can truly
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love something is if we kill it in its prime.
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Well, Lana Del Rey might be past her prime, but I did not like the last album as much.
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She's not past.
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She's fucking out Lana Del Rey.
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She probably has a lot of great work left in her, but be that as it may, these blogs
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online pretend that she's an Illuminati princess, and see, the only reason this doesn't work
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out now is she seems a lot happier now.
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Whereas in her first couple albums, it was all like, I want to die, that sort of thing.
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I think that's why you don't like the most recent album.
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Yeah, a little bit.
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That Baroque style, that voice, the way she sings does not work unless you're kind of
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like.
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Yeah.
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If you're, you need to be flat and bummed out.
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Right.
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Zola Jesus does not sing uplifting songs.
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No, not happening.
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So what the fuck were we talking about?
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Oh, Media Matters covers.
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Is that what we were talking about?
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Their coverage is incomplete.
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All right.
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Is what I was saying.
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Yes, I think that is exactly what we got to with the, what celebrity would you kill if
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you were Antifa and Charles Manson was your grandfather?
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Why doesn't Media Matters write that article?
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That's a good question.
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So in this next clip, Alex.
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They should do a whole online poll, like it'd be great.
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Alex gets back to the issues with the cross dressers and that festival.
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Yes.
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And he splits hairs a little bit about being a complete bigot and then puts Gavin McGinnis's
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business on the streets.
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Good.
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And I was saying at the events we go to, they weigh like 500 pounds.
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This other lady, Blair White, I mean, you know, I don't care if he's a man or woman,
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whatever you want to be.
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I mean, whatever.
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So left, trying to ban Halloween where I can't wear a costume.
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Nope.
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Like if I want to announce, but I'm a trans person and I can join, I can gain 250 pounds.
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So first of all, that's already, we're in dick territory.
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Did you notice though that he uses appropriate language when he's talking about himself,
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but not when he's talking about other people.
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I don't understand.
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He uses slurs when he's describing actual trans people and then when he's talking about
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himself, he says, if I was a trans person.
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That's a subconscious tell, but he knows exactly what people, he's purposefully doing it to
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put them down.
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Right.
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Of course.
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We all know that.
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Or maybe in his mind, he's doing it to rile up liberals.
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Maybe that's what he thinks he's doing, but what he's doing is.
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He's revealing that he's filled with all of these prejudices or attention is more important
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to him than other people's feelings.
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Well, that's obviously true.
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Right.
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Or their humanity.
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Attention is more important to him than everything?
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Probably.
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Yeah.
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And I can join the club.
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Can I join?
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No.
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Can I then be protected no matter what I say or what I do?
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That's not how it works.
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It's like Gavin McInnes was talking about how in college, that's where he met his wife,
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a fag hag, not a pejorative term, just the name those women call themselves.
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They call it fag queer, all this, it's your terms, you're allowed to use it, but suddenly
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I'm discriminating against, I can't use it.
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It's all elective ideology control, not the gay stuff, but the political control that
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goes with it.
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Uh, what about gay stuff?
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He said he would go to the gay parties because it would be like two to one women and freaked
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out women that never had a guy hit on them that thought gay guys were not threatening.
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And if you ever wanted to pick up wild women, believe me at one of those techno parties
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is the place techno parties, anybody that's been around the block knows that's the case.
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Um, it's just crazy.
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So what we're, what we get here, I'm confused.
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What's crazy.
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I'm not sure.
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Uh, in that picking up women at gay parties, maybe, I don't know.
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But like what he's doing is basically, so did you, do you know that Gavin McInnes is
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a failed standup comedian?
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Of course.
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They are all failed standup.
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Right.
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I didn't know that until Alex talked about it the other day about how Gavin McInnes was
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like, he, the way Alex says it, and this is obviously what Gavin told him is that he got
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kicked out of standup because he was a libertarian or whatever, which is sure.
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That's great.
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Sure.
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Kicked out by the HR department of comedy.
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Yeah.
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That's, that's how we do it.
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We got together and had a vote, you know, comedians, notoriously collective groups of
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people.
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It's like survivor when you're a comedian.
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Yeah.
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Um, so Gavin McInnes, God, if only there's so many people we wish we could kick out that
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way.
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Gavin McInnes is a failed comedian.
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And what he did is he, uh, probably was at, uh, you know, when he was in college and he
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had his wife, he was probably at some sort of liberal party because that is what he was
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when he was younger.
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He was a liberal that flipped over to the other side.
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Um, and so now he, he joined the winning team, but now he, he presents that history or that,
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uh, that piece of his life as a pro just a hack comedic premise.
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That idea of like, yeah, you go to gay parties and pick up chicks, the, all the wild women,
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that's where you find them.
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Right.
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And they're just repeating a hack comedy as a like, oh, I'm making a big point here, but
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that's what they call themselves as a classic, uh, comic move of like, I can get away with
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saying this, but I don't have to take responsibility for saying it.
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Why can't I say these words?
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These words.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Getting into Michael Richards territory.
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Yeah.
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Pathetic.
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These words.
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They're all, that's one of the ways that you can, you can tell a failed standup comedian
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if they're on right wing radio.
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Yeah.
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That's pretty much all you got to do.
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Michael Richards might've wanted to do it.
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Of course he did.
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We, we listened to him, but that was because Doug Stanhope told him to, I'm not sure if
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that's, you can't point the finger.
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But if Doug Stanhope told him to that, he was like, it's my chance to shine.
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I wanted to do this for my whole life.
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There's a good chance.
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Yeah.
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Um, but, uh, oh, because I kept saying these words, I just wanted to say everyone go watch
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that Michael Richards video.
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Because if you take the offensiveness out of it, it's really pretty funny.
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Like
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All right.
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Like add that to the list of damn things that it's not a reasonable, it's not reasonable.
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But if you look at it as a human experience and like, just look at like, cause he is a
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blank slate in terms or he's, he's opaque.
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You can see into his brain the like, Oh no.
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Yeah.
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Oh, what have I done?
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Yeah.
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I'm going to save it.
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Right.
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And then just the dynamic of like the host has to come up after as a comedian, you forget
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about that stuff.
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That's always fun though.
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That Tom Dreesen was hosting that show and had to come up after him.
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That's like, that's fantastic.
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You think we've done bad gigs like hosting when something goes wrong, never, never to
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that level.
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But I'm, I'm, what I'm saying is, I bet that probably wasn't too hard to, to get out of
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actually.
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I think everybody at the end of it.
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I was hosting the show, ended the show.
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Really?
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You think so?
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I think they gave refunds and like ended the show.
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I'm pretty sure.
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That'd be funny.
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I don't have no idea.
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I think I could get out of that.
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Well, you want to be solid MC solid MC.
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I think I could get out of that.
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You got to do like 15 before the next kind of get out of it in five.
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Okay.
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I think there'd be, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh.
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Here's a new game show.
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How quickly can I get out of the n word, but like, it's like, name that tune.
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Yeah.
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It's like, name that tune.
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I can get out of this mess in two bits.
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Yes.
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And so what you do is get out of this mess in a bit of crowd work and one bit.
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You have a, you have a comedy show that's going on on a sound stage and the audience
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doesn't know that they're part of this.
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Can I get out of it show.
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Okay.
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And so you just have a regular comedy show that's going on for most of the show.
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But there on the side stage, there is a negotiation of, I can get out of this in four minutes.
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I can get out of it in three.
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Get out of it.
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Yeah.
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And as soon as the negotiation has been struck, the comic who's on stage does something super
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fucked up.
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Right.
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Whatever it is.
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Maybe moons the audience.
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I don't know.
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Right.
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Right.
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Right.
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Whatever.
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It's something that would be like, shit.
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And then you got to get out.
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You got to get out of it.
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You got to save it.
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All right.
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Now this would be a great game show.
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That is brilliant.
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We would get murdered if we ever tried to do that.
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If we tried to produce that for one second, that's like punk.
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We should sell that show.
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We could sell that show.
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That's a good idea.
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Marty knows some people.
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Marty, if you're listening, we got a show for you.
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What was the other show we came up that was brilliant?
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Oh, Dealer New Deal.
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That's right.
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Dealer New Deal.
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We've got two hot game shows.
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That's true.
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That's true.
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New podcasts.
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Get on.
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God damn it.
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Drives me crazy.
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Get out of it.
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No, you get out of it.
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That's what it would be too.
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Get out of this mess.
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Get out of that shit.
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Get out of that shit.
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Endlessly watchable.
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So, this next clip, Alex does not get out of it and he ends up talking a little bit
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about Roy Moore and not good.
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Dude, has Roy Moore admitted he likes to date teenage girls?
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He has and he said with their mother's permission is what he says.
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I think so.
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All I can do is be honest.
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Just like I think three year olds coming up and giving money to big fat dudes.
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What do they look great?
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Some of the trainees, wrong word, I'm going to be banned, arrested in California, Jesus.
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I don't care.
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I'm not putting people down.
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I'm allowed to use words in the English language, okay?
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What do you call it?
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The transsexuals.
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The transsexuals look like really good looking women.
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The point is I'm like asking the people at the drag queen festival that their words,
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their name, I'm allowed to have free speech, stop censoring me.
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No one is.
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We're like 350 pounds and be like, I was wearing a damn wig and shaking my ass.
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It don't look good, but I have a right to critique it and give my deal.
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And then you had kids up there giving money to them.
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It was sick.
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That's like four, five, six year olds doing it.
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Dan is reading all of his responses off the list.
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Guys with nothing on naked with glitter on their genitals.
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I don't think that's bad.
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I appreciate a good glittery genital.
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It also is not a real, that's not what's in the video.
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There's no glittery dicks flying around at these kids.
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There's not.
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I'm not saying that it's a bad idea.
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The drag queen festival is like a big official thing and in the evening they had 18 and over
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drag shows and during the day they had like workshops and stuff and they conveniently
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went and took video of the daytime workshop type stuff or meet and greets and then pretended
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that it was part of a course.
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It's just, I mean it's, it's a shit game, but uh, again, just the, you can't talk about
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Roy Moore without jumping off the issue.
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I love Rob do coming in and saying something that Alex was not prepared to deal with as
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he, as he said, Alex was hoping Rob do would be like, you know what?
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He never actually said that.
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And Alex would be like, yeah, see, everybody's lying and Rob do instead does not rescue him
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and just goes, Oh yeah, that dude's a motherfucking creep.
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Did you know that?
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So Alex knocks the desk.
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Yup.
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Yup.
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I think it's creepy.
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Gonna have to, whoo.
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What am I going to say about that?
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Creepy.
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I actually think that is creepy.
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Maybe that's a crime, but I can't say that.
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I better pivot to drag queen.
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Yeah, there we go.
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My audience will love that.
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Saved it.
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Uh, this next clip.
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It starts with, and he would definitely win.
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You get out of this, he'd get, he got out of it in one sentence, deeper into it even
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more.
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Well, I don't know.
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Can you get out of it?
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Like can you dig your way to China is what you just said.
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More or less what we're talking about.
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Can you dig your way out of a standup, a mess by confusing the audience because if so, then
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Alex would be like Alex and Jennings, but uh, otherwise I'm not sure.
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So this starts with him admitting that he's drinking booze and then the end of this clip
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is just labeled, oh, I don't know.
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I don't remember why I got home tonight and I did deserve this Peter Noir from Oregon.
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That's on my mind.
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And I guess you could say I'm into red ladies because it's really good and it tastes great.
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That's what I got on my mind.
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That's the thing is I'm brought up as a classical liberal.
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I believe in Americana and I say, do whatever you want, including commit suicide.
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I don't support suicide.
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I don't think it's a good thing.
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I don't think you should commit suicide, but if you want to kill yourself, go ahead and
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do it.
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I don't want the government getting involved in making people die.
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That that's a different deal.
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They can kind of mix those issues, but I'm the guy that got arrested by George W. Bush
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twice and I'm not here trying to beat my Bonafides or my credentials to the left.
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You guys are just the modern fascist and I've gone off the rails, but to people that are
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really thinking, agree, we have finally come to agreement, Alex.
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I think it's both.
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I think they've gotten a bunch of fake people to talk about Roy Moore and make up stuff
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that didn't happen and have fake yearbooks and all the rest of it.
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It is okay if Roy Moore commits suicide.
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I didn't edit that.
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No, like that's just, no, he just went straight to, and I think it's fine if you kill yourself
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because I, I'm not going to say it.
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I've struggled with suicide in the past.
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So he, he just jumps to that and he's like, Betty really has, with his, with his body
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dysmorphia issues.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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He's talked about being at the brink.
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So he's like, I'm drinking red wine.
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I love the red lady or whatever.
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And then he's like, suicide is cool myself.
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Suicide's fine, but not forcing people to have suicide liberals or the fascists fucking
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Roy Moore.
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Yeah.
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And then he, then a little bit of a pause.
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I think you got both.
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You got, you got people making stuff up and then also he's creepy.
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Yeah.
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And so here's where we go from there.
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This is, uh, this is Mike down territory.
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Him and his own super Southern way until about 20, 30 years ago, older men were looking for
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a 16, 17 year old woman who was 20 years younger because that was your welfare.
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That was, you took care of her, but me, I can't tell you in the South, especially how
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many like nine year old guys you see with like a seven year old wife, it's not the same
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where I say 80 year old guy with a 50 year old wife, you know, um, not my family.
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My dad's a year younger than my mom.
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My second wife, I love the desk four years younger than me.
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My first wife was four years older than me.
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I mean, I is, I'm attracted to women.
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Um, I see the beauty, uh, you know, of an 18 year old woman.
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And so there could have stopped at any point, could have just stopped, could have been like,
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I'm attracted to women full stop.
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To his credit.
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He doesn't elaborate.
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Like you kind of expect him to fall into a pit of his own making there with the, I see
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the beauty in an 18 year old.
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I have been waiting for him to hit the argument of like, well, you know, we're genetically
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supposed to reproduce after puberty, so it's really kind of just, look, if you believe
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in evolution, maybe you should believe like, that's what I've been waiting for the hammer
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to drop this whole time.
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He doesn't believe in evolution, I know, but that's what, that's what he would.
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That's what I was thinking is he would be like, you liberal hypocrites think you believe
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in evolution.
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Well, evolution theory, well, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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I told you to put the mic down for that.
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That was the wrong clip.
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This next clip is where the mic needs to go down.
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This is a mess.
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This is a continuation of the thoughts.
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And like I said, you're going to say that for the rest of the clips to get me to shut
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up.
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I promise.
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But he, uh, to his credit, he doesn't like descend into a 18 year old, a beautiful or
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anything like that, just a stray thought, but then they're perky, you know, they're,
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you know, you know what I'm saying, you know what I'm saying, Rob, do transitions into
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this.
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No, listen, I want to be clear.
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Judge Roy Moore comes off like a good man.
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He's got a good history until now.
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It's all suspects they can go get.
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And Lord knows, they're probably working on 10 women to make up stuff about me.
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I know it's not true.
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If anything, I was always shooting for older women, you know, till I got to be my age.
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I am now and now I'm like a woman like my wife.
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It's just a result of praying to God to open up the Red Sea for me to this.
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Alex is drunk and he leaned on the computer and accidentally like hit the space bar and
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it started playing the clip video on the computer.
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And so like you hear Michael Savage's voice kick and he just looks over at the computer
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kind of scared and he's like, it's, it's pause.
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And so here we go.
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This happened.
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But I've told my list anyways, over about five years younger than me, but only because
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I found what I always learned growing up.
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I heard that women between about 35 and 40 are at the peak.
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And so that's the issue there.
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So I am looking married, so I'm not looking, but just admit out there a little bit of us
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for you.
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That's the sweet spot.
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It's 35 to 40 and then a great half of that too, but let me tell you, I've obviously got
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four children.
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I have not been celibate.
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I've not joined the priesthood and so I just, I just always wonder what they're going to
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make up.
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You know, I do too.
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I wonder, uh, I wonder what they're going to tell the truth about.
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I wonder like if you just told, like, I don't know.
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Alex Jones headline a fuck.
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Alex Jones headline, creepy ramble about 35 to 40 year old women.
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Hey, yeah, I have probably sexually assaulted some younger women almost certainly, but I
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like at least 10.
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But let me tell you something who I really want to sexually assault and all of you out
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there who should sexually assault 35 to 40 because guess what?
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Sweet spot.
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Sweet spot.
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He has more to say about older women.
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When I was 16 I was shooting for 20.
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I mean, once I had older women, it was like, I hear about these 50 virgins or 57 virgins
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of mine.
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These dudes obviously have not run with a standup comedian.
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You're not looking for the virgins.
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Let me give you a newsflash, Danny Gould, I'm not going to get graphic here, but, uh,
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you know, in my day I'm looking for women that want it and are into it.
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You know why?
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Cause they're into it.
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And by the way, they're the ones that want to have babies.
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They're the ones that want to live, they're the ones that like to do things, art, passion,
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all of it.
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Uh, God, I think about the, uh, Muslims and, uh, you know, they're God almighty.
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So God almighty, he weaves it into Islam there.
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But also just that, that fucking line, the, the, the older women, they're the ones who
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want to live.
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They're the ones who want to live.
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You know what I hate about dating younger women?
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They all want to die.
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They're all dying all the time.
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This argument actually holds water with Lana Del Rey's first two albums.
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Younger woman.
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Didn't want to live.
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Didn't want to live.
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Born to die.
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That's what we know.
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Yeah.
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Uh, I mean, that's just, I mean, that's so creepy.
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That's just next level.
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Creepy.
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Very creepy.
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And the fact that like where his mind goes from there is like, uh, where am I going to,
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where, where am I going to take things?
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Oh, Islam.
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Yeah.
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So then he talks a little bit more about Islam in this next clip.
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You talk about a monotheistic, oppressive, anti-family, anti-woman situation.
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It's Orthodox Islam.
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It's Wahhabist Islam.
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And I just, I'm so threatened by it with, with, with three daughters, cause you know,
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I've got one son who's great and I got these daughters and I just look at how smart they
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are and I think, who is it that's going to be the real Patriot?
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Who is it that's going to really walk in my shoes?
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Like all my children will compete for who I love.
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I mean, you know, God, to act like I'm not for women when I prefer the company of women
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and you come around me in my private life, there's women around me.
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This is Rob, he's a good friend of mine over here shooting a video and he's got a big family
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as well.
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He's got three sons and a daughter.
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That's weird.
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That's very weird.
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There's, there's multiple weird things in that like 35 seconds.
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You can't think that I'm not for women because I prefer the company of women.
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Or there's women around me.
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He, he, he claims to prefer the company of women.
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There were a lot of women around Charles Manson too.
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It's true.
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It's very true.
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There's a decreasing number of women around him at info wars.
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I will say that from everything I can tell over the years, there used to be a few of
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them and now there are fewer.
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There's rainbow snatch, uh, Millie Weaver.
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Are we counting hers too?
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No, that's one.
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Uh, and she's not there all that much now.
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And then Leanne McAdoo, she's busy being a failed comedian.
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Leanne McAdoo is basically just over Skype sometimes.
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Right.
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Never really in studio.
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Right.
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The only consistent.
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She's Legolas by the way.
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Sure.
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The only consistent, uh, woman I see there is, is Daria is Russian translator lady.
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That's the only person that is there all the time.
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Yeah.
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Interesting.
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And she's just there to do Yakov Smirnov jokes to Alex off air.
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In Russia, globalists, I don't know.
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Our Jews, Oh boy.
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So Rob do comes in and he talks about for a little bit how, uh, like when his daughter's
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got the croup cough and, uh, whenever, you know, whenever she's got it, he just sits
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by her bedside and he's like, would I do that with my sons?
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Now?
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I tell them to suck it up.
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I'm like, congratulations.
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You are raising your children differently based on gender and, uh, that's arbitrary.
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Uh, and you're probably going to give your kids a complex.
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Oh, I've just the, suck it up boys.
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Okay.
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So.
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Okay.
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So he thinks that a lot of his fear of Islam is based around what they're going to do to
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his daughters.
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Yes.
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Right.
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Why isn't he more afraid of Roy Moore?
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Because Roy Moore is in Alabama.
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Roy Moore is closer than Wahhabist Islam.
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No, that's what you don't understand.
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Roy Moore is in Alabama.
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Alex is in Texas and Islam is everywhere.
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It's at the pool store.
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That's true.
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Roy Moore.
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That's the, that's the perception that he has.
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That's how he sees the world.
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So of course he's scared all the time.
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Anybody who's not white could be an enemy.
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That's not good.
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No, it's very bad.
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I don't think that's good.
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It's very, very bad.
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I don't think I like that trait in people.
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No.
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I'm starting to think it's bad.
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I think it's called, uh, prejudice.
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Ah, I think that's the word for it.
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Yeah.
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So Rob Doo talks about that, talks about his sort of family raising strategy.
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And then he says this that I think is super ironic.
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And they don't want you to be, see the thing is the system tries to put barriers between
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you and your kids and tries to get the kids separate from the parents and thinking that,
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oh, kids go upstairs and play their Xboxes and mommy and daddy stay downstairs and watch
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HBO.
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And that's not how it is in my house.
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We hang out with the kids till they go to bed and the kids are hanging out with us till
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they go to bed.
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There's not a lot, unless we send them upstairs to clean their room or something.
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And that's what you need more togetherness with families.
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Not less.
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I don't, I don't disagree with his point at the end there, but a good counter example
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is when you're drunk at Alex Jones's house on a week and night making a video with him.
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I don't know where your kids are in this equation, but they already went to bed.
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They go to bed at five 30.
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I don't know if you've mentioned that could be true.
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Yeah, probably.
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I mean probably play an Xbox probably while you're drunk with Alex doing a weird commercial
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for a commercial.
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I don't, I don't get like, I, do they just think it's impossible for people they disagree
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with to share similar values?
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Yes.
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Like I don't think there's any hardcore liberal parent that I can think of who'd be like,
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no, we need less togetherness with our children.
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We're not worried about our kids at all, but they have to say that otherwise they don't
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get to take ownership of any kind of family values, right?
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They own the space.
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If they pretend that.
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Yeah, exactly.
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And well, I mean a lot of it too is like, let's be abundantly clear, Alex Jones and
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Rob do are incredibly privileged people.
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They have a lot of money from this, this pill scam they're running and I've been for years.
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So a lot of times the families that don't have a lot of togetherness, oh boy, it's probably
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a single parent working two jobs.
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It's often that, or, or even, even if you have two parents in the household, they're
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both working jobs, multiple jobs, and it's incredibly difficult.
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So there's this perception of what you're judging.
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A lot of it comes down to like what their rejection of white privilege and male privilege
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and that sort of stuff.
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It's kind of, it's not understandable, but I get where it comes from.
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There's a, there's a pride and ego that comes into it that they can't accept those things.
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This is just clear blindness.
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This is just clear, I don't care about other people's realities and great.
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Why doesn't, it's, it's also a, uh, a complete rejection of the idea that it could have shaken
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out any other way.
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Like their lives.
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Yeah.
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They can't possibly understand that they themselves could have been born to somebody in a different
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situation and have had fewer opportunities or no opportunities and have been stuck in
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that situation and have had to deal with a separate reality.
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Alex Jones, Alex Jones, a hundred percent would have been in prison if his dad wasn't
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a rich and able to move him around.
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There's no way based on the, if Alex Jones was black, he would be dead.
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I don't doubt that for a second.
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There's a huge possibility that he would be dead at like 13.
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Yeah.
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I have almost no doubt of it, but be that as it may, it's fun cause he and Rob do get
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to get drunk and talk about other people's lives and implicitly judge them like a bunch
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of dick holes, but they are doing this live and so they're periodically checking the comments
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and a interesting comment comes in.
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Oh no.
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People are asking if we're drunk.
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We just got back 30 minutes ago.
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This is our first drink.
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Yeah.
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Like where's your last one?
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Mine's over here.
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I did.
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I finished mine.
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Go over there.
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Yeah.
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Clink.
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I don't, my drinks don't, my drinks don't sound that much.
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Yeah.
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They seem a little relaxed and so we have a long day.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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I'm, I'm dead certain of it, Alex.
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I'm sure.
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I mean, but you probably did have a long day, but I also don't believe that's your first
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drink.
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I know it might be your first glass of wine, but I bet you were drinking at the office.
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Yeah.
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You know, we've seen so many instances of him.
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Like whenever he like, there was that one marathon where he got done with his show and
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then they had the Robin Owen show before the war room existed and they came on right after
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him and not an hour after he got off his show, he barged into their show and started yelling
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at them, like clearly drunk at like six in the afternoon.
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Yeah.
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So that's just a good day.
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We just got back 30 minutes ago.
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We can't be, we can't be drunk possibly.
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No.
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And I think Rob do probably had to drive or something like that.
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It holds his booze better.
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Something along those lines.
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Possible.
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But Alex is, that's not first drink.
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Yeah.
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He drinks with his kids.
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That's why Rob do is so good at it.
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Yeah.
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And that's why his kids go to bed so early.
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So in the next clip, I'm going to skip it because Alex is just pretending that YouTube
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is now demonetizing liberal channels.
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Right.
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And he gives the, he gives the like, didn't you see this coming when it happened to us?
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Yeah.
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He wants to be the, the first group in the, I didn't speak up when they came for a moment.
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Right.
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Right.
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Right.
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But he's misrepresenting history.
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They, they've been demonetizing all sorts of channels.
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Right.
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And it's not YouTube.
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No.
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It's U2.
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Yeah.
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The band.
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Yeah.
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They're demonetizing liberal channels now.
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Didn't you know that?
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I did not know that.
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Yeah.
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That's why, that's how they paid for the iTunes album that del, that downloaded directly to
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your phone.
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That is, that is a scandal.
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It's it.
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I don't know why people aren't talking about it.
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Really desperately trying to come up with a U2 song title to make a joke.
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I am.
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Two things I know about Bono, short, love stealing money from liberal channels on YouTube.
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Pop.
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That's one of our songs.
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That's what you got?
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You know what?
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Knowledge fight.
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Not huge fans of U2.
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On my path to making that joke, the streets had no names.
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Not good.
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Anyway, Alex is just pretending that, that whole thing when, uh, liberal channels had
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been being demonetized in the exact timeframe that he had been.
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Right.
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It's nonsense.
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So we talk a little bit about the marathon here in this next clip.
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To get serious, we were talking about another 34 hour broadcast and, and then I just thought,
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you know, well, dude thought, he said, we're out doing some work this afternoon.
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And he said, why don't we just do a whole other show instead of waiting once a year
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or twice a year, let's just do it all the time.
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And I said, you know what, yeah, let's just hire a bunch of talk show hosts and just see
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what happens.
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You just get it going.
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Let's go 24 hours a day right now.
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Uh, cause if, I mean, if they've had all these articles, the Washington Post, the New York
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Times and, and everywhere and, uh, vice saying, oh, we suck and we're nobody and, but we're
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Russians and you know, Drudge is a piece of shit cause he linked 20 times, it was actually
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20 times more often than the Washington Post.
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Imagine Drudge Report's the biggest website in the world.
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Number two, technically, but biggest news site in the world.
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Number two.
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No.
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Overall.
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Doesn't actually write any news.
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And then they link 20 plus times, like 21 times more to Washington Post than us.
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And the Washington Post has articles owned by Bezos worth a hundred billion dollars saying,
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shut down Drudge, shut down Jones or Russians, just ban their free speech.
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And it's like Drudge is giving them most of their traffic and they're like, Jesus, they
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don't care.
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No, they do care.
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They know they don't care.
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They want monopoly.
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None of that accurately depicts reality.
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Also are any of them saying like, I haven't heard the narrative that he's a Russian agent
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from anybody but us really.
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I think it's projecting.
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Yeah.
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I think it is.
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You think he's just revealing that he is a Russian agent?
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In the same way that he has revealed that already in our exploration.
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Yeah.
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But I mean, in this way, he's like, no, cause they're saying that I'm a Russian agent.
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They're saying that I'm terrible because I'm a Russian agent and I'm terrible.
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There have been articles in the past.
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There was that one recently in Buzzfeed about how he just copies RT articles.
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Right.
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And then there was an article, there was articles in the past about how there are investigations
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into the traffic patterns and stuff like that of sites like Breitbart.
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The ones that he revealed for himself.
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Yeah.
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And, and so there are, it's no one is saying he's a Russian agent, but people are saying
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that he's disseminating Russian talking points and stuff like that.
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He's a Russian propagandist or an agent of the Russians.
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The conversation in those articles, which he doesn't read, just reads headlines.
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The conversations have always been the investigations need to or seek to figure out or hope to figure
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out if there's coordination, then no one really knows that no one's making that accusation
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other than us.
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Yeah.
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Probably.
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So maybe he's listening.
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Anyway, we got one more clip left and it's creepy as shit.
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So there's, I don't know if you know about this, but the right wing internet is really
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a buzz and has been for a long time about Joe Biden groping children.
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Do you know about this?
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I did not know about that.
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There's a number of videos of Joe Biden grabbing kids, but not in a sexual way or anything
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like that, but whenever there's pictures being taken in the oval office, like there's one
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that is, that is actually kind of upsetting where he's like grabbing a girl's arm.
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And I don't know, I don't, I don't know anything about this.
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It made, it made me slightly uncomfortable, but at the same time, you know, there are
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people who don't know how they're touching people.
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It's not groping.
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It's not like, ah, I'm going to get under that blouse or anything like that.
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And that being said, if it is the case that these kids feel that way, I am on their side.
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Yeah.
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Somebody should probably say something to him if, if that is the case and these kids
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feel like they are being assaulted or something like that, then by all means, I'm not here
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to stand up for Joe Biden that I don't, I don't care.
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But again, we're not playing team sports.
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If you're, look, if you're Al Franken, yeah, you fucking did it.
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Go hit the bricks.
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You did it.
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But that's that.
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But at the same time, there is, there aren't accusations that are made.
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There are just people who have videos that they're being like, Oh, look at him, look
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at him, that sort of stuff.
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And in the one that Alex Jones and Rob do decide to discuss, it's something that's on
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YouTube where Jeff Sessions swatted away, Joe Biden's hand and like get away from her.
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You creep like that sort of thing.
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Trying to imply that everyone knows he grew up and Jeff sessions was big enough to stand
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up to him.
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And Jeff sessions was more like, this one's mine.
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Well, here I'll play this and then I'll explain what actually happens.
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Okay.
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I heard you sessions, swats his hand away.
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Man, Jeff, no, this is, this is classic.
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All right, there's sessions right there.
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Watch.
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Get your hand away, Joe, get you.
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Come on over here.
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Let's see that again.
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Back.
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Look at him like a shark.
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Look at his face.
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I'm going to get this girl.
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Let me get my hand in there.
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Get your hand away, Joe.
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You fucking deal.
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He does, he literally waves him away from literally, so that's, he was getting the creepy
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voice down.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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He's really, he's really taking Alex's a lead on that.
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And that's like two drunk bros end of the night watching YouTube videos and be like,
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you see this fucking skate fall.
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Oh, gnarly.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Um, but, uh, if you actually, if you watch the video that they're playing, cause they
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play it on Rob do's phone and you can go watch riveting, riveting production values.
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So what they're actually watching is, uh, there is a child who needs to be not where
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she is.
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Right.
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They, she needs to be a couple feet over to the side for pictures to be taken.
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And Joe Biden is coming in to usher her over to where the pictures need to be taken.
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Yeah.
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Uh, there, there's no audio.
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I would assume that he realizes that, uh, Jeff sessions is crouching behind her and
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he was like, ah, he's got this.
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And so he is walking up to her and then he's like, ah, whatever.
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And just walks to where the picture is going to be taken.
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The hand swatting is absolutely not hand swatting.
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It's Jeff sessions trying to straighten out or get lint out of the girl's hair and how
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that's, you know, that's clear is because he is basically stroking her hair and does
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so after Joe Biden has already walked away.
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That raises a whole new host of questions.
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If the girl had lint in her hair, it's not like, it's two, it's two waves.
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I wasn't going that direction.
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Jesus.
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Sorry.
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I'm not immediately accusing Jeff sessions of being a pedophile in a creep.
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You're not Mike Cernovich.
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I'm assuming he's a pedophile in a creep.
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It's definitely a creep, but I mean, in that, in that situation, how
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can you really misinterpret that?
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So confidently, well, like with them, like if you can see that you watched it, you didn't
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watch it, like the Zebra, the Zapruder film.
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You watched it one time and you were like, oh, this is clearly what's happening.
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I watched it twice because they played it twice.
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But the clear indication for me is if he was swatting, uh, the handaway, once Joe Biden
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is gone, there's no reason to do another SWAT, which to me indicates either either an incredible
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presence of mind where he's like, I'm going to swat his hand away, but it's a cover because
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I know people are videotaping this.
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I'm going to do it again, uh, which is not the case.
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No.
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Like anybody who's watching that who doesn't have a vested interest in trying to create
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some sort of a narrative would say like, oh, that's.
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If sessions actually did that, he would be using that video to fundraise.
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Absolutely.
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Like that's exactly how that would go.
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Look at what Jeff sessions will do.
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He'll fight for you.
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Right.
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He would do that instantly.
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Yeah.
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I protected this child or something like that.
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Yeah.
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It's, and it's so clear.
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I can't stress this enough that the, the timing of the second wipe is after Joe Biden walked
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away.
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This is pathetic propaganda.
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Right.
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And again, there are other videos like grabbing that girl's arm pretty tightly.
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It appears that are like, make me uncomfortable and I'm not defending the big picture.
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I'm defending this.
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Yeah.
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I'm attacking Alex Jones as narrative less, but they clearly see what they want to see.
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Right.
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Confidently.
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Yes.
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Like that's kind of the interesting thing for me.
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Well, they're drunk.
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Right.
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That's true.
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But be that as it may, that's not why.
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And Rob Dues narration is not good.
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I do not appreciate that at all.
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Get out of there.
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You're a fucking demon.
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Get out of there.
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You're a fucking demon.
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Thinks he's in a movie.
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Yeah.
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Gross.
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Gross.
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So I don't know.
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These guys are just gross people.
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Yep.
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I don't know how well in, uh, in these things and the, the, the, the relishing of the sort
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of narratives and the way Alex launches feet first into, um, whenever he does the, uh,
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like trapped in basement narratives and fantasies.
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His bondage fantasies.
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Yeah.
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It's just, uh, I mean, it doesn't prove anything, but it's gross.
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It's I'm of two minds of it.
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Okay.
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The first is that, well, the first, uh, is
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the least reasonable.
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And that is that there are deep seated, um, aggressive fantasies that Alex is sort of
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living out on the show when he gets into that voice.
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Right.
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And that's possible, but it's, it's less likely that, that it's that, and it's more likely
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that he realizes the power of the fear of those things.
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Um, and he's just using it like his favorite weapon because it does evoke all sorts of,
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uh, dirty, uh, scared feelings, especially about he brings up kids.
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So often we have a natural, uh, urge and, uh, drive to protect children.
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And so subverting that drive is a really powerful way to get people on your side.
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Well, it is, it is telling that he is so delighted by it.
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Yeah.
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That's the weirdest.
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Like I, he does not have any empathy for the victim.
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No.
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Because every time someone is victimized by what he perceives as his enemy, he takes delight
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in describing all the things that you would be afraid of from this person.
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He enjoys it when these people are victimized, but you could still argue, I think that he's
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delighted by realizing how effectively it's going to move super male vitality.
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Exactly.
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That's I absolutely agree with your second mind.
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It could be my point.
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Yeah.
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It's probably just a crass.
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Yeah.
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Well, I mean, Alex and also a complete lack of empathy.
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Absolutely.
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But that's, that's taken as read, you know, that's implied we've, we've already established
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many a time over.
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He is a psychopath.
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So Alex and Rob do got drunk, sat down and decided they were going to make a commercial
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for a marathon commercial, uh, wherein they accidentally say a bunch of really fucked
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up stuff about Roy Moore.
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Uh, they, uh, Alex brambles about his wife and how he likes finale of get yourself out
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of this.
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They just play this entire clip and then good luck.
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My favorite part about it though, and I can't stress this enough is Alex is constantly playing
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with that switchblade.
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Yeah.
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Like it's, it, it is a child.
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It's a child's behavior, a child's mind.
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Like I got this toy.
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Uh, I don't, I don't necessarily look for me to judge that what with all of my playing
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around with a pen and uh, moving my legs situation.
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You're not stabbing at the camera.
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I know, but I'm, I'm twirling my pen.
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I've got to do all of this stuff.
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Like I, I will not weapons.
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No it is not weapons.
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It is not weapons.
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That's true.
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Anyway, I got one.
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Uh, I got one last out of context drop before we wrap this up, maybe I'm got Texas swag
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on my ass.
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Yeah.
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Great.
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So I love it.
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It'd be fun if he had a Roger Stone tattoo on his ass.
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Oh man.
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That'd be great.
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I want up to Roger.
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Uh, I mean he has enough of these drunken nights with Rob do.
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They're gonna, they're gonna double dare each other to do something sooner or later.
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So anyway, they're going to get a tattoo of Roger Stone's back with Richard Nixon's tattoo
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on it.
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Tattoo of Roger Stone's back, but instead of the Nixon tattoo, it's Alex Jones.
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He's repurposing like I got a tattoo of you with a tattoo of me on your back.
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Like Trump and the fake time magazine cover.
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That's the thing.
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It's like one of those, uh, optical illusions.
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Anyway, this has been fun.
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If you let your eyes go out of focus, you see both Nixon and Alex Jones at the same
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time.
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So terrifying.
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And a sailboat.
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Yep.
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Schooner.
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Yeah.
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So if you like to check us out, we have a website.
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It's knowledgefight.com.
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That's true.
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We do.
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There's a bunch of writing content there.
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You fucking redesigned it and you've really started kicking ass on the explanation of
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what Rob's doing on any given day or what Alex is doing in a given day.
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You've, you've really written some great stuff.
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Thank you.
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And if you'd like to enjoy that, we would appreciate it if you check that out, share
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it on Facebook, help, help get the word out.
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Cause follow us on Twitter.
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We're on Facebook.
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It's just knowledge fight.
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If you want to tell Charles Bethea to go fuck himself, please feel free to do that.
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I'm still mad about that.
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Got a rivalry going.
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I'm so mad at that.
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If you can get some, uh, like a rap style beef going, um, uh, we're on iTunes.
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You can go to iTunes.
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You can download it.
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Yep.
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You can read a review.
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You could write a review.
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Good.
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You could read some reviews.
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Yep.
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There have been some great reviews.
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Yeah.
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We've had some very nice people.
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I also realize now I again forgot to give a shout out to the policy wonks that have
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donated.
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We'll do that next episode.
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We're going to have to do that at the beginning of the episode, Dan.
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God damn it.
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Keep forgetting.
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Keep forgetting.
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Sorry about that.
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We got lost in a weird riff at the top of the show.
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That was a significant riff at the top.
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Yep.
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Anyway, we appreciate it.
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If you'd like to become a policy wonk, you can, by going to our website, knowledgefight.com,
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click support the show.
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We would appreciate it.
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There's another way you can become a policy wonk.
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I know, I know a couple of ways.
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All right.
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What's your way?
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Here's my way to become a policy wonk.
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All right.
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Okay.
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Go outside and then say something to this, this horrible man with this huge hideous beard.
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I understand that.
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He was off the grave back when he was the storm crow.
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You're just trying to show off now.
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What else could I do?
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I understand with this guy that if you just scream at the sky, he'll hear you.
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Yeah.
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I understand that.
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And if you do that, we will also hear you and you shall become a policy wonk.
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And what is it that you must scream into the sky, Dan?
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It is this man's name with an offensive thing said before it.
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Fuck you, John Rappaport.
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Andy in Kansas.
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You're on the air.
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Thanks for holding.
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Hello, Alex.
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I'm a first time caller.
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I'm a huge fan.
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I love your work.
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I love you.
