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Today, Dan and Jordan discuss a couple of modern day episodes of The Alex Jones Show. This installment is a deeply upsetting affair, full of rats, vampires, and Alex wishing murder upon his perceived enemies.

Tidbits

• Today is super fucked up
• Alex gets pervy talking about the Facebook antitrust hearings
• The Bible predicted the Chinese takeover
• The news is too hard for Alex to cover
• Emotionally shattering news: Rat bar in San Francisco
• Teh devil is jealous, so he wants us to eat with rats
• Alex talks about NAMBLA
• Fake ourtrage over Snapchat filter
• Discussion: Snapchat filter
• Discussion: love has no age
• Reminder: NAMBLA doesn't exist
• Ashley Sinclair started NAMBLA hype, got a byline in Human Events (Robert Barnes' website)
• Alex plays a John Bowne report of old Alex clips
• Discussion: Early Alex targets vs current Alex targets
• Alex has become a bully
• Alex "remembers" a Vice article about a woman getting an abortion
• Alex makes orgasm noises
• They're fetishizing killing babies
• Alex vamps about demons while his staff prints the article
• Demons pop up when you kill your dog
• Alex was with Satanists, but not really
• Alex probably killed his dog
• ASMR Alex talks about abortions
• Abortions are interdimensional sex with demons, Alex gets cut off by break
• Article is a satire from Thought Catalog by Nicole Mullen (actually Nick Mullen)
• Alex teases that he's going to slander Stephen King
• Alex calls Anderson Cooper a demon (Dan doesn't care any more)
• Alex calls for his listeners to jihad Anderson Cooper
• If you rise to god's challenge, he will continue challenging you
• God won't give you a challenge you can't complete (like killing someone)
• If you go deep, you come back changed
• When you stare into the abyss, you don't ever come back
• Alex quotes Danzig
• "Do you really want to take a life?"
• "Reject the devil and all his pimps"
• Alex fakes crying into an ad break
• Jordan: Is Alex actually worshipping the devil?
• Alex says he's beein in the presence of God
• Alex does an ad for the 8 pack power stack
• Memorial day sale is ending. New Sale: Force sale
• I only sell you the best stuff because I'm not a devil worshipper
• If it's not good, you can blow my head off
• Being sane is not special
• Alex is off the rails
• Pleas don't Governor Northam's head off with a samurai sword
• Alex does a bad (racist) Georgia accent
• Northam, you're gonna die old, with devils next to you
• Does Alex think he's being funny?
• Alex saw zombies on the way to work (homeless people)
• Alex keeps telling the abortion lies
• Alex talks about Edward Bernays
• Alex is a colonialist
• It's like The Golden Child
• Is everything from movies for Alex?
• Pepsi puts child blood in their drinks
• Rat Watch, day 2
• Alex talks blood libel
• Globalists drink blood from babies like it's corn on the cob
• All democratic women love satan and getting abortions
• Democrats are demons, ad cuts him off
• Alex thinks people trolling him are serious
• Alex couples rat bar to immigrant disease narrative
• Rescue rats, Rescue Rangers
• It's so hard to cover this news
• Whar are Project Veritas videos so perfect?
• Alex says to collect license plates at Drag Queen story time
• Demon ASMR Alex
• Miley Cyrus will die from cervical cancer in the next 10 years
• Pro choice people have green skin because the spirit has taken over
• Alex claims video is woman orgasming during abortion
• Alex repackages eucharist as anti-vampire narrative (blood libel?)

Notable Bits

• Not Good work Barnes!
• ASMR Alex
• Alex talks about killing dogs