List of Knowledge Fight Intro Music

Knowledge Fight has had a variety of intro songs, created by DJ Danarchy. Most are associated with only one or two episodes, and were created to commemorate specific events in the podcast's history. DJ Danarchy maintains listings of his Knowledge Fight related work here and here.

Standard Intro

First played in 323: July 19, 2019, and first used as an intro song starting in 324: Bilderberg Speeches, this version of the intro is used for the majority of Knowledge Fight Episodes.

Lyrics

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Knowledge Fight!

Dan and Jordan

I am sweating

Knowledge Fight dot com

It's time to pray!

I have great respect for knowledge fight

Knowledge Fight

I am sick of them posing as if they are the good guys saying we are the bad guys

Knowledge Fight

Dan and Jordan

Knowledge Fight

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

I- I- I- need I need money

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Andy in Kansas A- A- Andy in-

Stop it!

Andy in Kansas Andy in Kansas

It's time to pray!

Andy in Kansas you're on the air thanks for holding

Hello Alex I am a first time caller I am a huge fan I love your work

Knowledge Fight

Knowledge Fight dot com

I love you

Harrison Smith Version

Elizabeth Williamson wrote a profile of Dan and Jordan entitled "Alex Jones's Podcasting Hecklers Face Their Foil's Downward Slide". This prompted Harrison Smith to do a whole segment clumsily attempting to make fun of both Dan and Jordan and the article, which DJ Danarchy immediately turned into a song, which was played as the intro for 551: April 20-21, 2021.

Lyrics

--ownwards slide, Downwards-- Downwards-- Downwards slide, oh it's a downwards slide, is it?

Wheeeeeee----

A couple of greasy, overgrown man-children, they have a podcast called Knowledge Fight?

Alex Jones' podcasting hecklers; KnowledgeFight.com

They're doing research! You ever listen to the show? Knowledge Fight. Knowledge Fight.

Ugh, a couple of neck-beards, indeed. They literally just make stuff up.

They don't ever talk about what Alex Jones actually talks about, they don't actually say what he actually says, they don't actually delve into his sources of information.

Wheeeeeeeee----- Mr. Friesen -- Mr. Freisen, I was live you numb-skulls.

They're in league with some sort of cult leader called Celine; Wheeeeee----

Knowledge Fight, mocking InfoWars, Every single day. It's really just incredible. It's almost hard to comprehend.

KnowledgeFight.com

I love you.

Whe-Whe-Whe-Wheeee-----

You Belong to the City Edit

Played during the live shows in Milwaukee, 783: March 2, 2006 (Live) and 784: August 9, 2013 (Live).

Lyrics

When you said goodbye you were on the run

Tryin' to get away from the things you've done

Now you're back again and you're feeling strange

So much has happened, but nothing has changed

Still don't know where you're going

You're still just a face in the crowd

You belong to the city

You belong to the night

Living in a river of darkness beneath the neon light

You were born in the city

Concrete under your feet

It's in your blood, it's in your moves

For a man of the streets

You can feel it

You can taste it

You can see it

You can face it

You can hear it

Red alert, red alert, red alert

Yeah

Red alert, red alert, red alert

You're getting near it

Red alert, red alert, red alert

You wanna make it, ooh-ooh

Red alert, red alert, red alert

'Cause you can take it, ooh-ooh

Kn-kn-kn-Knowledge Fight

You belong to the city

Dan and Jordan

You belong to the night

KnowledgeFight.com

It's time to pray!

You belong to the city

We are the bad guys.

Knowledge Fight

You belong to the night

Knowledge Fight

You belong

Dan and Jordan,

Red alert, red alert, red alert

You belong

Red alert, red alert, red alert

Knowledge Fight

I need-- I need money

Andy in Kansas Andy- A- Andy in-

Stop it!

Andy in Kansas Andy in Kansas

It's time to pray!

Andy in Kansas you're on the air thanks for holding

Red alert, red alert, red alert

Hello Alex I am a first time caller I am a huge fan I love your work

Knowledge Fight

Red alert, red alert, red alert

Kn-know-Knowledge Fight dot com

I love you.

Red alert, red alert, red alert, red alert, red alert, red alert

I love you.

Red alert, red alert, red alert, red alert, red alert, red alert

I love you.

Episode 666 Version

Created and played as the intro for 666.

For some bizarre reason, YouTube has copy-struck this particular intro edit. You can listen to it on other websites.

Lyrics

And the New World Order cannot kill me unless Celine decides it's time for me to die.

This is it -- Knowledge Fight -- the rise of Satan's kingdom on Earth.

Six-six-six

For told of old -- Knowledge Fight -- the Old and New Testament. Prophesied for more than 5000 years.

Cult of Celine

Knowledge Fight

Six-six-six-six-six

Dan and Jordan--

Six-six-six Six-six-six-six

KnowledgeFight.com

...six-six-six

Cult of Celine

Six-six-six Six-six-six

Knowledge Fight

Six-six-six-six-six-six-six-six

Six-six-six

Knowledge Fight

Six-six-six-six-six

Cult of Celine

Six-six-zero-six-zero-six-zero-six

Six-six-six-six-six-six-six-six

Six-six-six

Satanism sounds pretty great.

This is a cult, man. Just like the bible says -- Cult of Celine.

Six hundred and sixty-six

These people are focused, psychotic murderers, and I really like the show!

KnowledgeFight.com

With live feeds from on the ground of the Globalist Covid-19 anti-Christ takeover, Mark of the Beast, stay with us.

I love you.

Cantina Edit

Lyrics

Doot-doot doot-doot do-do-doodle-lo--

That's our-- that's our theme song for the week apparently.

<Standard Intro Lyrics>

Norm Pattis Version

In the wake of ensuring that his client secured the biggest ever defamation judgement in US history, Norm Pattis went on his podcast to complain that it was actually "Alex Haters" like KnowledgeFight who were to blame for InfoWars years long contempt of court campaign. DJ Danarchy remixed Norm's whining into a special intro for 739: Formulaic Objections Part 8.

Lyrics

A young fireplug of a lawyer got his teeth into Alex Jones and decided that this was something he'd like to gnaw on, and uh, you know so he tore through a series of people who were designated as corporate reps and then published their -- depositions online, and so the haters -- had a field day, uh, with their corporate reps. no one else at InfoWars was willing to do it again.

No one wanted their-- their deposition placed on video online to the ridicule of all the Alex haters.

Knowledge Fight? There are people, there's a, there's a cult of Celine.

KnowledgeFight.com, there's something called Knowledge First or Knowledge Fight?

These people apparently live by loving to hate Alex Jones, and they pounce on every piece of video they can find.

KnowledgeFight.com There's uh, a website I learned about about called Knowledge Fight?

And, you know, these are a couple bottom feeders who make their chops hating Alex, and so they have Episodes almost daily.

You know that the corporate reps didn't want to be exposed to that again.

I guess I should say it. I got my ass kicked at KnowledgeFight.com

Highwayman Edit

Lyrics

Okay.

I can't do the show, there's too many people in here

Go to rebroadcast! God dammit.

I was a highwayman, along the coach roads I did ride

You know they say horses are psychic and that's been proven.

With sword and pistol by my side

Fuck the horse you rode in on

Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade

Probably 150 women or more, that's conservative.

Many a soldier shed his life blood on my blade

Not that I've ever stomped anybody's guts out.

The bastards hung me in the spring of '25

Actually, I have a couple times. It's not too nice.

But I am still alive

How many people have you physically killed?

None.

I was a sailor

Deet-deet-deet-de-deet.

I was born upon the tide

Deet-bomp-deet-bomp-bomp Deet-bomp-bomp-deet-bomp

And with the sea I did abide

North Korean folks

I sailed a schooner 'round the horn to Mexico

Delivering ballots

I went aloft to furl the mainsail in a blow

through a harbor in Maine

And when the yards broke off, they said that I got killed

She rented a boat and we went out on Lake Austin.

But I am living still

And I was like, God, what is it I'm supposed to do?

And it was like: Go after Glenn Beck.

I was a dam builder across the river deep and wide

God, those communists are amazing.

Where steel and water did collide

The democrats introduced bills to destroy half our dams

A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado

I'm about 97, 98 percent accurate.

I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below

We rarely have technical difficulties.

They buried me in that gray tomb that knows no sound

(mumbled) Life's very fragile.

But I am still around

I'll always be around and around and around

People come out of dark Alleyways with girls in wheelchairs ramming them into us.

We're in danger. We need your prayers.

I can actually shift psychic awareness.

Dogs are psychic buffers, way more psychic than we are.

I'll fly a spaceship called Minerva

Hi Kerry!

across the universe divide.

Fallen technology

And when I reach the other side

Jar Jar Binks

You know who that is?

No.

I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can

I'm not ready to start the show.

Perhaps I may become a highwayman again

I'm Neo I'm Leo, I'm prophet of Maxtrixism

Or I may simply be a single drop of rain

But I will remain

I am that Messiah, what can I do?

And I'll be back again and again and again

A cult of Celine. It's a satanic cult?

What? It's a cat. Noooo....

Kno-Kno-Kno-KnowledgeFight.com

I love you

Wild Wild West Edit

Lyrics

First Jordan, let's say hello to some new wonks.

Ohhh, that's a good idea.

I dunno why you forwarded me this email.

You know why.

Because, this-- you don't want this.

No, I don't.

But they wanted me to sing as much of Wild Wild West as I want.

Oh, no no no, you misunderstood, I added the "as much as you want" part. They had "the entirety of the song" written out.

Well that might be how much I want.

Lyrically, the entirety of the son-- do you wan the lyrics? Cause it's on the email.

No! I know, I saw that, I don't need 'em.

Ok. Ok-- <Jordan Laughs> You're right!

Yea, I'm there.

You're right, I'm the fool,

So, thank you so much!

Wicki-wicki wild wild West

Jim West, desperado

Rough rider, no you don't want nada

None of this, six-gunnin' this, brother runnin' this

Buffalo soldier, look, it's like I told ya

Any damsel that's in distress

She'll be outta that dress when she meet Jim West

Jordan: You weren't enthusiastic at the beginning

Rough necks go check the law and abide

Watch your step, It's a hole in your pride

Jordan: But you're working your way there. Hehe, It's getting into ya.

Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react

You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at

With Artemus, from the song, that's runnin' the game

James West, tamin' the West, so remember the name

Now who ya gonna call?

The J B

Now who you gonna call?

J W G

If you wanna mess with any one of us

Break out, before you get bum-rushed

Jordan: The audience can't see this, but I am holy ghosting right now.

At the Wild wild west

When I roll into the Wild wild west

When I stroll into the Wild wild west

When I bounce into the Wild wild west

We're goin' straight to the wild wild west

We're goin' straight to the wild wild west

Now, now, now

Once upon a time in the West

Mad man lost his damn mind in the West

Jordan: Oh dammit, I thought we were good.

Loveless, didn't have a dime, none the less

Now I must, put his behind to the test

Jordan: I thought we had finished.

Go through the shadows, ready for battle

Bring all your boys in, here come the poison

Behind the back, of the riffin' again

Front and center, now where your lip at kid?

Who dat is?

Mean brother, bad for your health

Lookin' damn good, though, if I could say it myself

Told me Loveless is a mad man, but I don't fear that

Jordan: DJ Danarchy, DJ Danarchy

He got mad weapons too? Ain't tryna hear that

Jordan: I need you to hear me

Tryin' to bring down me, the champion?

Jordan: I'm speaking to you through time.

When y'all clowns gon' see that it can't be done

Jordan: This is just for you <laughs>

Understand me, son, I'm the slickest they is

I'm the quickest they is

Did I say I'm the slickest they is?

So if you barkin' up the wrong tree, we comin'

Don't be startin' nothin', me and my partner gonna

Test your chest, Loveless

Can't stand the heat, then get out the wild, wild

Wild, Wild, West

When I roll into the wild, wild, West

Jordan: Oh my god, it's still going!

Anyway, you're now a policy wonk.

I'm a policy wonk.

Thank you.

I'm a policy wonk (wild wild west)

Pol-pol-policy wonk

I'm a policy wonk (wild wild west)

Pol-pol-policy wonk

I'm a policy wonk (wild wild west)

Bre-bre-breakdown!

Wild wild west

I love you.

Wild Wild West / Cantina Edit

Created for part of a set performed at the live shows in Milwaukee. This is starts out the same as the Wild Wild West Edit, but transitions into the Cantina theme partway through.

Lyrics

Identical to the "Wild Wild West Edit".

Celine's Cameow Edit

Celine made an audible meow in 813: May 29, 2023, which was turned into this intro played for 814: June 1, 2023.

Lyrics

(Distorted Meowing)

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Kno-Kno-Knowl-Meow!

Dan and Jordan

I am sweating

Knowledge Fight dot com

It's time to pray!

I have great respect for knowledge fight

Knowledge Fight

I am sick of them posing as if they are the good guys saying we are the bad guys

Knowledge Fight

Dan and Jordan

Knowledge Fight

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

I- I- I- need I need money

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Andy in Kansas A- A- Andy in-

Meow

Ohh! That was a good Celine take!

Andy in Kansas Andy in Kansas

It's time to pray!

Andy in Kansas you're on the air thanks for holding

Hello Alex I am a first time caller I am a huge fan I love your work

(Distorted Meowing)

Knowledge Fight

Knowledge Fight dot com

I love you

Live in Scotland Intro

Lyrics

...a-a-a-and everybody loved me doing the English accent.

You don't have a snotty-- shut up!

Do you hear that I have a snot nose?

I am Piers Morgan, my dear boy.

Go ahead now, you've pathetic little worm

I do not breathe through my snoot, my proboscis while I talk to you, you little man.

I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead.

So people across the border united in their outrage that it's now a racial crime to make fun of Scottish people.

You are the culture that created the Magna Carta and the common law and now look at you.

I've had enough of it, and no I'm not celebrating the Diamond Jubilee as you noticed.

So I'm not kissing the ass of Irish or Scots, literally when I read the documents and if you look at who fought the Civil War-- it was mainly Scots on the South Side.

They literally say in white papers there's something about Scots and Irish that we have to get rid of; they won't sell out; they won't submit.

Scotland is one of the most draconian countries in the Western World; You saw what they did to Count Dankula.

How 'bout spraying Scottish and Irish towns with nerve gas? Or bio weapons?

I'm more English in my, uh, pedigree than anybody else.

I love English culture, the UK, the whole nine yards.

Cause I'm Scottish, Irish, the whole you know, all of it, I'm German, Alsatian, French, to say that I'm anti-British or anti-Welsh or anti-Scottish or any of that it's just asinine, ladies and gentlemen, I mean, I am I- I- am-- and it's all Gaelic to begin with. It's all Celtic.

Silence the peasant immediately!

Can one of you on one of those gidget-gadget-spheres in there, get on them-- get on one of them internet tubelets and find me that clip.

Have we dumbed them down enough for me to do this?

Why oh, I'm Harry Potter and because I have a lisping English accent I'm-- everyone's going to believe me now.

Live from the UK, it's Knowledge Fight

<Standard Intro Lyrics>

Live in England Intro

Lyrics

Oh my goodness, look at that rabble in America, they own firearms, it's so horrible.

We're already training them with the constant brainwashing and calls to worship Brittania and hate their ancestral enemies the Frenchies, Ohhh the French.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are back live, and now, for all of you Anglophiles out there, prepare for the pain.

The funny thing is we're trying to save the dumbed-down British people, they are the attack dogs of the people that are soft killing 'em.

And nothing against England, I mean I've got a lot of English, ya know, blood myself. Ya know one of my ancestors, uh- Gresham, invented the stock exchange, on record.

I had British family came over on the mayflower, both sides!

And the King of England is the sworn enemy of humanity.

He couldn't stand the Queen of England, that's in mainline history books because, uh, she was a nymphomaniac, demanding sex up to 20 times a day!

Oh, you didn't know the Queen of England's husband was a Nazi? Ha ha ha ha...

You didn't know his cousin, that started the Bilderberg Group was?

If you don't wake up and say "no", you deserve to die.

And again folks, I've got extensive British lineage; so did George Washington and he absolutely defeated the Transylvanian King.

They're not British, they're not Scottish, they're not Irish, they're not Gaelic, they're not Viking. Prince Charles is the heir of Count Dracula. It's mainstream news!

They act like the queen doesn't run anything, folks, she runs that whole country. She shuts down roads in England every day, randomly, to exercise her power.

And everybody loved me doing the English accent.

You don't have a snotty-- shut up!

Do you hear that I have a snot nose?

I am Piers Morgan, my dear boy. Go ahead now.

I do not breathe through my snoot, my proboscis while I talk to you,

I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead.

The show is called 8 out of 10 cats, and this is how our society is turning into a tyranny.

Everything is now a big joke.

The Queen of England has now joined with the United States and the West

and so the Transylvanian Queen knows which way the wind is blowing and can see that Trump and America are winning!

Now she's coming in like the Deuce (sic) Ex, the hero that comes at the last moment when the main hero is gonna lose.

Queen Elizabeth with this action has now become the Han Solo Deuce (sic) Ex at the moment.

Red alert red alert red alert!

Red alert red alert red alert!

Knowledge Fight live in England

<Standard Intro Lyrics>

Episode #911 Intro

Lyrics

9-1-1 on 9/11

Welcome back, final segment with Leo Zagami, our Vatican expert, and expert he is.

We don't get experts on that are experts at BS. We get people that are experts who are experts at being accurate for years and years and years. And he is.

Leo, in the last five minutes we have here, big picture, how's the New World Order going, how's humanity doing in the fight against it?

I am Jesus, but we have also the Mahdi, and who is the Mahdi?

The Mahdi is Osama Bin Laden.

(unintelligible)

We are against Satan, both me and Osama bin Laden.

And I was the one who signed the order to bring down the Twin Towers.

Red alert, Red alert, Red alert...

So it's my sole responsibility, but when you will understand the full picture in two thousand twelve, you will thank me for it.

Red alert, Red alert, Red alert...

Trust me, my friends.

Kn-Kno-Kno-Knowledge Fight. (Choking noises)

9-11, but 3-11 is nine hundred and eleven days after 9/11. The globalists are obsessed with numerology. They did 9/11 on 9/11. Then, uh, 3/11 was nine-hundred and eleven days after 9/11, or excuse me, 4/11 was, nine hundred and eleven days after 9/11, the Madrid bombing, 7/7, 7/21, I mean they do the same stuff over and over again. On the 2 year anniversary of 9/11, the, uh, New York lottery came up 9/11. The Chicago mercantile closed on the two year anniversary of 9/11, never happened before. They love to flaunt this on our face.

That's why September 11th took place right around 9/11.

Dune Worm Remix Intro

During the episode "Doing Dune: Part 2", Dan spoke over the standard theme song to produce a Dune-themed intro.

Danarchy's "Paul's Dream" Remix

Likely inspired by Dan's bootleg Dune intro, DJDanarchy produced the following remix, incorporating elements from the Dune soundtrack.

(Red Alert, Red Alert)

-- like in Dune which is, you know great writer uh,

but Dune is really heavy and lets you into the mindset of the Globalists but also what's really going on.

It's, it's, it's that uh Paul Atreides once he accesses his full male line's genetic memory, which we all have but can't

access, He then sees all the future paths

but then he also understands his decisions and others make determinations on that path, so imagine having all that knowledge and being able to see the future paths but understanding that it's foggy because you don't know what free will's gonna do.

Kn-kn-kn-knowledge Fight

(Red Alert, Red Alert)

Paul Atreides and that archetype's not a God but he's beginning to be able to at least see some of what God sees. He can't interpret it all but he's now been given God-like vision and, and, and, and so there's many Antichrists, there's one final Antichrist the Bible tells us and then the Antichrist is always trying to put his signal out.

Knowledge Fight

but but we have to understand that it could be a 500 years or next year it could be 10 million years or it could be next week. We are determining through this the future, does that make sense?

Absolutely

I've read it like eight times.

Yeah it's good stuff, let's go to Harry go ahead and unmute yourself and say what you have to say.

I really love what you just said

Dan and Jordan

I am sweating

Knowledge Fight dot com

(Red Alert, Red Alert)

Knowledge Fight

I have great respect for knowledge fight

Knowledge Fight

Dan and Jordan

I need I need money

(Red Alert, Red Alert)

(Red Alert, Red Alert)

Stop it!

Andy in-- It's time to pray!

(Red Alert, Red Alert, ...)

Kn-Kn-Knowledge Fight dot com

Stop it!

I just want to have fun with it, but you didn't think Dune was good?

No I walked out of the theater halfway through.

I think if you're a fan of Dune you were excited to watch this amazing cinematography but I was too confused, uh um, because it was just like--

It's time to pray

(Intense Vocals from Paul's Dream)

Kn-Kn-Knowledge Fight

And I have great respect for knowledge

like knowledge fight I'm sick of them

posing as if they're the good guys

saying we are the bad guys

knowledge

fight Dan and

George knowledge

fight I need I need money and the theas

stop

it I am sweating

Andy in Kansas you're on the air thanks

for holding Alex my first time color I'm

a huge fan I Love Your World Knowledge

Ffight I love you

Knowledge Fight Episode #1000 Intro Theme

To celebrate episode 1000: January 20, 2025, DJDanarchy made a custom intro.

yeah this this show is powerful

knowledge fight is powerful so I was

telling you when it was a covert very

small operation it's let's let's not

exaggerate it's about a thousand times

bigger now I really have nightmares

about knowledge fight let's not

exaggerate there's got to be over a

thousand on the air on record 1,000

shows big deal they enjoy it I mean this

is getting SC these people are crazy

very interesting people Dan andj these

are Kim Jang on one of these and of

course I've been listening to Dan since

I was about 40 he's a multiplatinum

recording artist done for the Wild Wild

West remake with Will Smith I just got

called racist Dan and Jordan do that a

couple times a week that's at least 300

400 500 maybe a thousand a thousand

shows I don't know and I wasn't hurt

that they called me names myself I was

hurt that they were so evil so a

thousand episodes knowledge fight fight

fight let's not exaggerate more than a

thousand knowledge fight shows I'm being

lied about and demonized usually a

couple times a week Dan and Jordan

trying to psychologically inoculate the

public that I'm a bad guy that I'm an

evil person so I rarely respond to it

these people are bad I really lay awake

at night thinking how to beat them happy

1000 show show