622: June 30-July 1, 2003

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Today, Dan and Jordan dip into the past. In this installment, the gents learn that they might have been a little off about Alex's history of Satanism claims. Also, the show takes a turn for the homophobic, and Alex ends up getting some pushback from callers.

Tidbits

• Guest: Mike Hanson, selling fireworks to run for Constable
• News in Scotland: Paganism is the fastest growing religion because of Harry Potter
• Commercial: invest in Euros
• Spartans are a homosexual death cult
• Bush is pushing for forced vaccines
• Caller: There's gay people everywhere
• CPS takes kids and gives them to homosexuals
• Caller: have you seen the trailer for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? They're all insane!
• Guest: Stuart Gerstacker, CPS took his kids in a divorce
• Transcript: Stuart declares state of emergency in Travis County, declares new state
• Caller: Grant with the tiger cub, they're doing witchcraft to him
• They're digging up satanic sacrifices everywhere in Europe
• Alex confirms his High School satanic background
• Continuity of government! Con-Con!
• Caller: Do you have that John Ashcroft speech about losing your liberty?
• Thomas Payne quote about guns
• UN quote: Catherine Bertini, Food is power
• Have you ever been to a satanic meeting? Do you know what the soltice is?
• Alex studied the occult with Texe Marrs
• Caller: Why are you so homophobic?
• Caller: Why are you sponsored by Euro speculators?

Detailed Show Notes

Topics covered:

• In homage to the shields of the Spartans, the letter lambda has become strongly associated with the military, including being present in many military fraternities and sorority names
• The Sacred Band of Thebes
• Alex's friend Mike Hansen is running for constable and funding the run by operating a firework stand
• Alex does not understand the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
• Stuart Gerstacker's is not a story of the CPS stealing children, it was an ugly divorce, and he was clearly an unwell person, as evidenced by this Commissioners Court transcript
• The bill that would have made the Secretary of Homeland Security eighth in the line of succession passed the Senate but did not pass in the House
• Secretary of Homeland Security was made #18 in the line of succession in 2006
• Alex misrepresents John Ashcroft's comments before the Senate Committee on the Judiciary
• This Thomas Paine quote is from a text called Thoughts on Defensive War, and scholars are not in agreement that it was actually Paine who wrote it
• An example of the conspiracy theorist usage of Catherine Bertini's words about using food as leverage
• Text of the report from the 1995 World Conference on Women
• Full context of Bertini's comments