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Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at a modern day installment of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex does what he thinks is a "family show," which includes outright racism, speculation about a Congressperson's genitals, and tips on how to enlarge one's penis. This is "a family show" to Alex.

Tidbits

• New theme song from DJ Danarchy
• Alex talks about Labrador he may have overdosed
• Discussion: Alex's talk of dead dogs
• Discussion: Alex's failed dying dog metaphor
• Alex's issue with Omar: she's an Arab
• Arabs taught Europeans to use black slaves
• Omar is Arab royalty
• Alex talks shit about Omar's background Alex wants to send Omar back even if there's a price on her head
• Alex speculates about Omar's genitals re: female genital mutilation
• 4th of July sale is still
• Alex hasn't cut new ads because he was in a food coma
• Discussion: Food comas
• Don't take the Lord's name in vain, but GD Hillary to hell
• Weird religion is a relief valve for Alex
• This is a family show. Let's talk about the clit
• Alex tells his Mexican beach gay wedding story again
• Alex says f-hag way too many times
• People side with the devil out of fear
• The devil's power is like the Sith
• Kill your dog to get the devil's power
• Where's Nonk?
• Humans can be used as the tool of god's vengeance
• Alex: make me a vessel of god's vengeance
• God puts weight on you to make sure you can take it
• Discussion: Alex's view of god's tasks matches his view of satanist tasks
• Discussion: hoping someone carries out god's vengeance
• When 2 pigs have sex, you get Omar
• Alex is going to cut new ads after this show
• QVC countdown clock
• Alex cuts into 4th hour to push product
• I can feel your blood, globalists...Let's go to the phones
• Alex does the voice to talk back to the globalists
• Alex sings Pancho and Lefty
• Caller: I was in broadcasting for 15 years, but I didn't know of you
• Caller: I have body pain, what product do you recommend?
• Discussion: planted calls vs sucking up
• Iodine makes your dick big

Notable Bits

• Where's Nonk?
• Alex's True Story