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Andy and Kansas you're on the air. Thanks for holding

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Hello Alex, I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody welcome back to knowledge fight

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I'm Dan. I'm Jardin. We're a couple dudes like to sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones

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That is what we do Dan. Yes, sir

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Uh, would you just listen to two assholes talk about Alex Jones at this point? Yeah, probably

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I think so, too. My life has been destroyed. I think it's pretty much that yeah

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Um, no not but why would regular people listen to a show?

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Well, I think they might like to tune in to hear two dudes who have very different levels of knowledge about Alex Jones

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One person has all the knowledge one of them the other person. No, no, none of the nose nothing

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About anything blank slate. That's what I am

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Yeah, tabula rasa. This would be such a weird show if you got somebody

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Every week who actually knew nothing about Alex Jones this guy like if I never actually learned it

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Like if I had some sort of weird amnesia or every episode I El Cabong you that would be great

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No, that would be fantastic

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Either El Cabong or Jeff Jarrett you and hit you over the head with a guitar. Don't say Jeff Jarrett slap nuts

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That's very shut up slap nuts very offensive used to hit people over the heads are filled with cocaine Jeff Jarrett

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Disgusting. Oh boy. Ah, so Jordan we're gonna be talking today about something that happened on the December 5th

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2017 episode 12-5 right is correct. That would be Tuesday of this week

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But before we do I'd like to get to an out of context drop of Alex Jones

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fiery finger of the Lord wrote into the stone

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marble tablets

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Marble tablets of Mueller

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I

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Just wanted to all right

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All right. I love his analysis

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I wanted to see really gets into the weeds wanted to start off with that. So the chat room could have a drink

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That fake a lot of fake laughs going on there. Yeah, so and just it's I mean he's on he's on this weird place

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Where he's talking about how like the investigators are gods. Yes to the liberals. Yeah, that makes it's it's it's it's wild

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It's nonsense. I don't get that. I don't get his tip

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I do I do how's that? Well, I mean, it's just discrediting the people, you know, and I mean is it oh

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In the eyes of his listeners

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Yeah

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probably

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They're blindly following this dumb false god of theirs Mueller and the only criticism he really ever has of

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Mueller inter he's like he's up to his eyeballs in Russia stuff. Yeah, and the only example he really gives is the

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The tarmac which uranium deal we and that's not even the uranium deal. That's not it just happens to involve uranium

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Yeah, so him bringing it to the Russian investigators because it was confiscated in Georgia don't understand and it was a

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Collaborative investigation between the United States and Russia. Yeah, it sounds like he screwed it up totally. Yeah

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So Jordan today, we're gonna we're gonna be going over

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There's a lot of bullshit on the December 5th episode and we're gonna not talk about most of it cuz I think if I was

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Gonna attack Mueller I would go with like he looks like a principal you hang dog punk

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You know, he looks like Jesus Christ. Are you gonna discipline me?

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Oh, yeah me to do you have a paddle with the holes in it? What is this the 1950s?

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Fuck you give Trump any ideas. That's gonna be the next like that's gonna be the next hashtag trend vice principal Mueller

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It's gonna be it's gonna stick to that's the worst part about a tie-in with the HBO show vice principals

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Yeah, see I did it

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So I we're gonna ignore a whole lot of what happens on this episode and mostly focus on about a 20-minute chunk

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That takes up a large portion of the first hour

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But before we do I want to actually start the episode by going to the end of the episode

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Or a little bit later in the episode. What is this memento? What are we doing here?

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Well, we're starting at the end of working backwards

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I don't understand what because this piece is actually separate from what we're going to be going over

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Okay, definitely needs to be discussed. Okay, and this is in the middle of an ad

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It is bringing up something new in info wars. Okay, and by the way, we've launched a new big massive website

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that's been oh a year in the making filled with hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of

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of products that are not sold on the other site and that's fortified supply dot-com a

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survival and camping store an exclusive info wars life

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reseller

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Just like I carry storable foods and then they have the lowest price summer reseller of those lets me contractually get around

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Map agreements, you know, I'm not doing it

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They know I'm doing it

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Same thing here is setting up the subsidiary to be able to sell you camping supplies and survival gear and things through a subsidiary

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Of another company so we can give you even lower prices

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So what are you telling us? What do you understand? You don't need to say that shit

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What do you understand from that sentence that you just said? Um, well, he's getting around

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a map, what was it again map agreements map agreements map agreements are right minimum advertised price agreements

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Okay, and they are contractual. Uh-huh. They are in place for a reason, but what else do you understand?

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We'll get to that in a minute

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And then he's creating a subsidiary in order to sell it as something separate from his business

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Indeed, but he just revealed that it is his business and he's doing it to get around map

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Yes, but he says these people who are supplying the product. It's not like I'm doing this in an insidious way

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They know I'm doing it. That's not why are you telling us this?

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But also that don't put your business out that can't possibly be true. No, of course not

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So let me tell you a little bit about math agree. Why would why would okay. All right, so I'm I'm the

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Wholesaler. Yes, right and I'm like, all right

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Alex we need you to participate in this program. Otherwise, we can't allow you to do it, right?

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and then Alex comes back with

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Sure

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Now I'm gonna do it differently and they're like, you know what that's fine. I'm not I don't I don't think that's how the

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Negotiations went I'm sure I'm also sure that they they didn't I don't know and I may in the future reach out to some

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Of his suppliers and see what they think about this

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But the reason that I I'm bringing this up at the beginning of the show and I want to I want to put a focus

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on this

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Map agreements exist for a very specific reason and they are to assure

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competition between

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Different leveled businesses. Yeah

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So for instance Alex Jones as a large business and he can afford to have lower margins

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Particularly lower margins than say a brick-and-mortar store

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Yeah, they have much higher overheads and in order for them to make what they need to stay open and pay their employers or employees

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They need to have smaller barge or bigger margins. Yeah in the product. Yeah, so Alex Jones by

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getting around map agreements what he's saying is

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Everyone has agreed that this is the lowest price we can advertise something for because to advertise for lower would be to undercut

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People who can't advertise those prices. Yeah, and he's saying I don't give a shit, right?

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so when he talks about prosperity and when he talks about the idea of people having a fair chance and

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Bringing back small businesses. He's trying to make sure that doesn't happen. Absolutely

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This admission on his part is actively working against the idea of the free fair market

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Don't understand everything he stands for is undercut by the idea of I don't give a shit

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I'm gonna I'm gonna start a second subsidiary so I can get around

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I think wasn't that wasn't that enacted in order to kind of fight back against your

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Walmarts and your Costco's who would take a bath on something to start with in order to push those small businesses out

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And then they would raise their prices because they don't have any competition most likely. Yeah, most likely

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I'm not entirely sure what the reasoning behind it is, but it makes a lot of sense

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So in his situation, I think he would probably argue that that is that is the free market because I can I can survive this

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I should be able to destroy prosperity and small business prosperity for everyone who's smaller than me. Yeah

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Yeah

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No

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That's gross now also a lot of they should work for me a lot of studies have been done about people who?

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Infringe on map agreements and generally what people have found who have done these studies. There's one. They're all Alex Jones

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Yeah

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It's weird that every time we do a study on these it's all Alex Jones it was a study out of Kellogg

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Institute I believe and what they found was that most of the time when and dried weed is great

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when people

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Infringe on map agreements and charge a lower price

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What they also do is raise their shipping price in order to stealthily get the money that they would have lost

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right in changing the margin to be what is

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expected okay that way they raise volume and most people don't know about what the shipping cost is gonna be until it's already too late in

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The transaction solid trick. It's absolutely great totally legal. Yeah. No, that's that's a good trick. Yeah, it's good

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It's very manipulative and wrong now the other thing

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that people found when they studied these map agreements and people who do not follow them when they're

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Contractually obligated to write is that what you end up doing is you end up?

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Really really hurting your supplier you end up hurting your manufacturer because there's two there's two prongs to it

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The first is that when you don't honor the map agreement most people don't

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Yeah, people see that that advertised price lower than what they've agreed to like oh shit. They're doing it

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So I'll do it right so then everybody starts in a competition to give lower prices, and it's a race to the bottom

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Yeah, so then everyone loses everyone who's selling these things ends up selling them at much lower margins

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Hmm, so you end up fucking over people who can't keep up so then secondarily what you do is you hurt the manufacturer because?

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You create an illusion that their MSRP the manufacturers suggested retail price is actually hyper

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Inflated so when you I mean it is it is it always is but if you're selling something for let's say something

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costs this amount and the the

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Minimum advertised price is here, and you're selling it here. It makes it look like that first original price is

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Ridiculous it is ridiculous

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It's ridiculous on purpose. We we can't we can't argue that part

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What what I am trying to say Dan is that at no point in time have I ever seen

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Unchecked capitalism lead to bad results for everybody involved right I've never seen that happen

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Understand it, but we're not talking about the big picture. We're talking about Alex Jones's actions. Oh, yeah

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Yeah, no he's committed to it. Well. I don't know if it's a crime, but he's in breach of contract sure well

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I mean we don't have otherwise. What's the point of those contracts?

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We don't have his contract so we don't know entirely but at the same time

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He would never bring that up if he wasn't in a contract

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Yeah, I wouldn't bring up getting around map agreements by starting a new retail website

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If it wasn't something he was concerned about unless he's making it up entirely in which case that

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cements into true fact

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This dude's fucking insane so what so now what I have how would you lie about that?

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I have done some research. Oh really. I went ever heard you say that I went to fortifiedsupply.com

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Does Alex Jones's new subsidiary?

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And I went and found and hunt hunted down all of the distributors

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And I went to their websites and double-checked the prices to see what they were selling it for

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And what Alex is selling it for okay?

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And I found some interesting things did he did he at least rebrand that stuff, or what do you mean?

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No, no, he does like the Emmerich's essentials the private label stuff

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Yeah, does that and like that's no big deal if he wants to let's say so super blue. That is Tom's of Maine

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A private label right we know that because he admitted it on he said that yeah publicly so which again stop putting your business out

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Alex, so if a tube of Tom's of Maine costs $10 and you reap

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Public or private labels it and sells it for eight

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It doesn't really matter to Tom's of Maine because they get the wholesale price no matter what yeah

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And it doesn't hurt Tom's of Maine's bottom line or anybody else

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Who's selling Tom's of Maine stuff because you're not supposed to know that that's Tom's of Maine

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Yeah, so if you're selling em, you know super blue for eight that shouldn't affect at all Tom's of Maine

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But unfortunately it does well. It's a it's a licensing situation right they're gonna

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Take their cut no matter how much you sell it for they're getting the same amount right yeah

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So all you're doing is that's a smart move for Tom's of Maine because then they don't have to worry about

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Advertising or anything along that's in private labels exactly none of these instances that I'm about to bring up our private label

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That's a bad idea. They're all resold under their same name, and I checked the specs on them and made sure they were the same product

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yeah, and everything and

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So how much does he under what's the largest amount he undercuts them by well, what's interesting is six million

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You know what's fucking fascinating what almost nothing is discounted?

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Now here's where it gets fucked wait. Nothing is discounted compared to what the other place is yeah, okay now

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But there's some weird anomalies that I found that I think are worth bringing up, okay

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So first of all info wars products are sold on fortified supply, and they're sold

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Literally zero difference in price. Oh, yeah, which you'd expect yeah

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You don't want to compete against yourself, but there are some that you know that have like sale price and original price

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Yeah, and all of it matches so info wars products all sold exactly the same

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There is a company called citizen armor which sells like backpacks and bug-out bags

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Their prices are all exactly the same that you can find on citizen armor calm

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I would there is no watch a movie named citizen armor. There's a totally watch that movie

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I think it would be imagine it would be dry. I'm imagining something along the lines of Judge dread like

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The redo do you see the remake or the newest judge dread?

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I see it as the next Pixar movie great movie the next Pixar movie mm-hmm all right the best walking around talking like cars

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but with

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Now that is a very dark movie

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So that's that's those two and from what I can tell citizen armor might be a newer

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Sponsor or whatever a newer affiliate. Yeah, so there might be

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something where

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Gotta stay on the straight and narrow right so then we get to ledge sports. This is a new supplier that Alex Jones has

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Yeah, they sell like camping gear

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I don't I don't think I saw any camp like any actual tents

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But there's a lot of like sleeping bags and stuff like that mm-hmm

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And I found some sort of interesting discrepancies the first is there's a river

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River is the type of bag not like it you can go in a river or anything

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It's called the it's the leather made from River Phoenix's skin indeed. Okay. There's like river feather light

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There's a bunch of lines of bags yeah

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And so the river zero degree sleeping bag is sold for 69.99 on both websites as the original price

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Okay, it's marked down to forty nine ninety nine on ledge sports mark down to fifty nine ninety nine on infowars

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So he's selling at a worse discount

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Yeah, so that's an instance where he's not trying to get any any better deals on it

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I'm not I can't put this on the document cam because there's just way too much of it

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And I can't scroll around but go to a fucking ledge sports calm you can find all this don't go to ledge sports

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so the river

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20 plus degree bag yeah is

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39.99 through 59.99 on ledge sports

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59.99 on infowars no discount and actually probably cheaper on the other one yeah on ledge sports

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feather light

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plus 20 sleeping bag is

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54.99 on ledge sports and inexplicably

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64.95 on infowars

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That's no I mean marking up makes make sense from there because they're not because they're not the the wholesaler

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It's not direct sales. They have to go through their own

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Overhead and they have to go through their own mark up there that makes sense no no no

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But it doesn't make sense based on what Alex Jones is pitching this site for right saying that because I have an independent

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Subsidiary I can get you the cheapest prices well

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Yeah, but he's lying about all of these are not the cheapest prices

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You know he has he sells heirloom organic seeds on the on the on there on it

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Well, I mean who doesn't sell heirloom organic seeds for the for the micro greens complete kit

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It's $99 on infowars

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It's $79.99 on on heirloom organics right for their seed pack the micro green seed pack

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It's $59.99 on infowars. It's

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$49.99 on

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Heirloom organic yeah, but see that's that's a that's like a branding markup like that's because you're going you're going to something that Alex Jones

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It's conceivably an advertising fee. Yeah, I would argue. It's possible to like oh

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We'll get more attention to your stuff, and we'll charge extra right that is not how Alex Jones presents what he's doing

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No, so you he was lying about the map agreement right right? Why would you lie about the map agreements?

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Why would you pick something so specific to lie about now?

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Here's what you just say we have the lowest prices. Here's where it not. I'm cheating

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He doesn't have the lowest, but you can lie about that. Why would you lie about cheating other people well because I think he is

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Okay, so now we're getting back into cheating. Well. We'll get to that in a second okay, so

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There's a chance that if you go through

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I'm just trying to break up this episode of price is right going on right now if you go through check out

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There's a decent chance that when you put it into your bundle. It would be cheaper

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Okay, because that is allowed you can have an advertised price that is let's say $200

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And then you put it in your cart, and it's 170 or something like that. Okay. That's that's legal

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So that's why map agreements don't dictate what you can charge what you can advertise your charging right, okay?

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So conceivably that like any of these prices could be like lies or whatever but be that as it may

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I don't trust anything anymore here is where it's fucked up once once Alex Jones's stores aren't open and honest with me

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Who knows all bets are off? I understand. We're boring the shit out of people with a bunch of price talk

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I'm trying really hard to make this I need to get through it

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I have one more supplier that I okay this has some very serious issues

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Uh-huh so there he sells harvest right freeze dryers on his site

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On fortified supply I assume those are sex toys

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Yeah, they're very large things we can put food in and they'll give you like dried apples out of it or something like that

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You know it's sad

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I think we all actually probably need to start shopping at that store like that like the way the world is going

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It's almost like dammit Alex. You did do me a favor on this one thing. I've got a I've got bad news

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We can't afford it. No. I mean of course not so here was the greatest

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Disparate we were never gonna be able to afford the apocalypse Dan

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Here's the greatest disparate amount that we've found from the harvest right freeze dryers all of their prices are wrong

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All of them are wrong. Okay. They don't match at all

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There's no rhyme or reason to them in terms of like the actual price or the sales price

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matching on

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fortified supply or on

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Harvest rights website. Okay. So the large freeze-dryer, which is pretty big

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On

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Fortified supply info was his website. Yeah, it costs

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3145 dollars and 50 cents marked down from

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4995 okay. Okay. So now on

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On a harvest rights website. It's

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2895

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For the sale price marked down from 34 95

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the difference is he's charging the

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$300 more than they charge on their website and the markdown price that he's pretending

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to have marked down from is

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Also fifteen hundred dollars higher. Yeah, it's an artificially inflated MSRP, right? Yeah, which is not what?

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heritage

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harvest right

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And the Heritage Foundation is actually the angel investors behind harvest, right?

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He's pretending and presenting that he's offering a much bigger discount than he is which might be what he's talking about

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Right with the map ship, right? So he's lying in a very specific way as though

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his

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Listeners know what a map agreement is right and they're like check this out

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This guy knows even how to screw over regular folk. Yeah. So anyway, this has been the first 20 minutes of the show

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We're in we discuss price you you really went for it there. All right

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No, it's good. What was the point of that again?

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The point of it is everything that you can buy on info wars short of info wars own products

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You can find for cheaper elsewhere. You can probably find those products cheaper elsewhere, too

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Just you have to find out what the active ingredients are. Uh-huh. So

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It's basically he's pretending that he's going we need to get the word out and also it means

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Charging more there's a second reason why he started a subsidiary and this isn't it. Okay, there's something else

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He's hiding money or something like that

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Yeah

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There's some other reason why he's created this whole other website that sells mostly the same stuff and then a couple of other things

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At inflated or non discounted prices, and I don't know what that is yet, but I'm gonna look into it

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Furthermore should not have taken him a year to put that together Jesus Christ

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It's like a square seems like it seems like it could have been put together a lot

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If you go look at it, it's straight up a square space template. Anyway, let's move along

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Let's get to the show. Okay. So today we're like I said, we're talking about December 5th. Yeah, and

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On this episode. Oh, it's to keep his wife from getting any money. Probably ex-wife

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It's to keep his ex-wife from getting any money. It might be obviously cuz she might still have a stake in Infowars

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Oh, absolutely. He starts a new LLC. He doesn't have to have her involved at all. Exactly

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You know what? That's probably that might be a piece of it. Yeah, it might also be why he started news wars

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Okay, he's fucking over his ex-wife. That could be it. That's the goal. Yeah. No. Well, anyway, let's get to the show

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I get it. So something happened on the fifth that or maybe it happened a couple days before

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I don't know. Alex is mad. He's real

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Okay

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Maybe it happened a couple days before. I don't know. I'm mad. He's

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You know, he's he's in a weird headspace and he's going to spend the next rest of our episode screaming about some stuff and

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I'll just go ahead and tell you what is it? Joy Behar is not she does come up though

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Of course she does. Of course close. Does he play the clip like five more times? No, I think he does later

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In the show, but it's not part of our episode. Okay, so

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This is this is everyone's favorite thing

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This is something that we've got to experience a couple times in the past

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We have our types of Alex that we love the esoteric Alex the drunk Alex

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this is another version of Alex that we all can revel in and enjoy and it's

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interrupting a video clip Alex

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We saw man if that's on the drinking game, we're all gonna die our we saw it with the Brian Stalter thing

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Yeah, we saw it with his Keith Olbermann coverage. Oh, that was my favorite

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And now I pretty give he gave Keith Olbermann about six words every time right? This might be worse. Yeah, okay

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I now present to you

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interrupt II Alex

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the Morning Joe edition

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The New World Order is dead on arrival

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But that doesn't stop Mika Brzezinski whose father

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Openly wrote multiple books about how he wanted to get rid of American sovereignty and establish a world government

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Not really, and then she's up there with Joe Scarborough

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The mysteriously left Congress after a young intern was found with her brains beat out in his office

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They claimed she just fell over hit her head. Whatever Trump has said there should be an investigation of

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Of that we've got a new accuser against John Conyers said hand up her thigh in church

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Word is that's the end of him

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But the point is it is Trump simply calling for an investigation of individuals that may be

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Compromised and may be blackmailed for things in their background. That's all boy. That's all boy Trump. Don't do that

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That's a fucked up thing to say right about now

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I

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Try just watch people who might have

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compromising information in their past Trump is launching an investigation into people who absolutely have nothing to do with him and are very

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Unsimilar to him and I'm sure that there won't be any made-up

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Allegations and I'm guessing that it's gonna be all up and up on the level right now in launching this investigation

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He's accidentally found that pretty much everybody around him is an unregistered for an agent

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and they've had to subsequently register as foreign agents and two of them have been indicted and one flipped so he switched it over to

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Find out who has committed sexual assault and then he realized that he was a rapist. Oh boy didn't go great for him

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Yeah

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Like I often think about how great a sitcom Alex would make if we didn't live in the world

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We did like like Alex Jones having to do this shit on air and then getting off air and just being like, you know

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How they made that's my bush

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Yeah, like they were kind of a thing with yeah or like home improvement like where he's got the TV show and he's an asshole

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And then it gets offstage and he's an asshole. Right? Right. I think that's more true to then that's my bush. Yeah version, but

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so

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We're gonna get more into his specific complaints about Mika and Joe and before we do I would like to be fully clear

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They can both fuck off. Yeah, I do not care

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We're going to set the record straight on some things that Alex Jones says but at the same time

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Mika and Joe have a very very serious role to play and why we're in the world. We're in right now. They did a lot of

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Normalizing for Trump. Yeah, they legitimize so much bullshit that they're now going like oh we were probably

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They're not even saying that. Oh, yeah taking responsibility

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They're just doubling back and almost pretending like they didn't have ass-kissing

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Sycophantic roles in the lead-up to the election. Oh, so they can fucking fly a kite. Yeah, they're terrible

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Yeah, don't don't this is this gets back to again like oh look at these Democrats committing crimes and we're both like yeah

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Fucking get them out of here too. I don't give a shit. It's like watching a fistfight between a Nazi and an apartheid apology

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Yeah, yeah. All right. I'm fine

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Whoever whoever lives at the end will still kill it's like it's yeah

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So that that that's his sort of opening volley to the the clip

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and then I believe in this next clip he

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He gets into actually starting the clip of Morning Joe and I've cut out nothing. This is just segmented clips

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This is the whole there's a whole shebang. This is maybe two and a half segments of his show

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Good half an hour 40 minutes. All right, and it Lee the the end will be an amazing punchline. Okay?

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but we have

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hamburger joke and

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We have Joe Scarborough first claiming the president only wants money

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When he's lost massive amounts of money in his businesses and his systems and his golf courses in his hotels

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Since he ran for office three years ago. He's keeping his own millions of his own money

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Then they claim there's all this Russian evidence and the noose is closing and they're all going to jail

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For a very very long time. So again, the full video is

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Up on infowars.com right now and it's total fiction

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From the same swamp monsters that told us

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That

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President Trump had ordered Flynn when he was a candidate to go meet with the Russians which they knew was fake as well

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but they just keep this confidence game going and going and

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Going when they're the ones that are in bed with the Russians on every front the Democrats because it's all they've got

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So again, ladies and gentlemen, here is the beginning of the clip where they're breaking all this garbage down

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so I guess he didn't start the clip up yet, but

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You know, this is all stuff we've kind of talked about already it doesn't I don't I don't feel the need to dive into that

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Too much. Let's just get to the clip here

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I don't understand his analysis being I know you are but what am I?

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Like that's so confusing to me because it doesn't seem like it can't hold no

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Like shouldn't he be trying to figure out a new angle on that because it's not gonna last

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no, but it like the Flynn thing that

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Good enough a whistleblower just came out and was like Flynn said we'll definitely get rid of all those sanctions for you

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Very illegally said that yeah, like so who would have said like, of course, of course Trump knew about it

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Yeah, of course Trump condoned it. There's no doubt doesn't matter. Yeah, exactly. He committed the crime

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yeah, and I really think it's a dumb thing to bang a drum about when someone erroneously reports something and then

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Appropriate action is taken. Yeah, you know, like that's not like that's a bad example

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Yeah

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That's a bad example of fake news cuz even Joy Behar this the beginning of this week came on the view and said

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Look, we got that wrong

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We you know

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We had a bad report that was delivered to and they delivered the groan that was just as long more or less and then

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Alex later in this episode plays the inner plays the apology and is like look at this look at this fake apology

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It's like that. No, what are you?

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What are you doing? That's what someone does when they get something wrong. Anyway, even if it is a fake apology

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They're still retracting it like even if they're not even if their hearts aren't in it. They're still saying all of the stuff

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Yeah, so let's let's get to this here. Let's get to the clip. You want to take a bet on how quickly he interrupts?

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I'm gonna go with three words Alex three words. All right, let's see

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You know

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The campaign Trump didn't think he was going to win even on Election Day

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But it was all about money. It was all about making contacts. We've I'm gonna interrupt myself. It's a while

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Yeah, that's a play a while. No, that's that's way long. Um, but like you you promised something and you did not deliver sir

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Yeah, no, wait, wait for it

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Yeah

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You know Joe Scarborough

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Like when he says Trump didn't think he was gonna win even on Election Day would have been in a position to know

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what Trump was thinking around that time because he was

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Interviewing him. Yeah, and they had access

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Yeah at that point until right around them right when something went bad and

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That Trump started talking about how Mika's face was bleeding and shit. That was great

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So I I don't know. I don't know if that's necessarily the truth, but I I would imagine

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Joe Scarborough knows a few things. I don't know. Hmm. You've said this before but I think the most remarkable thing about it is

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That even now that he's president

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It's still all about money like he's not sitting there thinking what Barack Obama or George?

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W Bush or Bill Clinton or Ronald Reagan thought like what is my legacy going to be? He's thinking every day

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How can I leverage this so I when I get out of the White House, I can make even more money

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Knowing them. I think they're shocked that the noose is tightening because I don't know if they were arrogant or just incredibly

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Unselfaware and really dumb about like what the job was

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Okay, this is just like all the very same people including these two clowns

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He on television hundreds of times apiece

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Saying Trump will never win. He's not really running to win. He's a fraud Hillary's 15 20 30 points ahead

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At one point, I think all of those things are true though at one point during the campaign

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Mika came on air and said that someone from Hillary's campaign had vaguely threatened her

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Because of things that she said on air. So the idea that during the campaign they were saying Trump could never win

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Just spiritually disingenuous. Yeah, and Alex knows that did you ever read shattered?

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the book about Hillary's campaign like

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During the whole thing these reporters got full access to the campaign because they were like, well, obviously Hillary's gonna win

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So it's gonna be a celebratory book and her campaign was fucking bananas

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Yeah, like it was horrifically bad

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So yeah, I buy it I buy everything about

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Like normally I'm not talking about that

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I'm talking about the the Mika thing like the when you just said that I was I was like

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Yeah, that probably Mika probably made that up and then I read shattered and I was like, no, that sounds right

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I'm not concerned about the truth or falsity of it. I'm concerned about them like where Joe and

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Mika thought it's a good thought it's an interesting thought but more what I was getting at is where they were during the campaign

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Yeah, yeah, it's absurd up their own butts, right?

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Donald Trump's not gonna be the president just hammering that lie. Yeah, if he wasn't going to be president

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Why was he making six seven eight nine ten campaign stops a day speed?

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Why was he screaming and yelling, you know at the crew to work harder and win-win-win?

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Because I was so incredibly committed and not backing down even when they put out all this

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The president you're a fraud and you're the people that have hijacked this country and Trump's delivered

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Bringing back the prosperity almost instantly show. He's a winner. You're a loser

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He told the truth your discredited liars get that through your head scum

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Let's continue

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So real quick before we continue as he's about to get back to the clip

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One of the things that just came out today I was reading was that the trade gap

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In terms of imports and exports went about eight percent in the last month

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I believe right because he brought back the last the last month that they had numbers for went up eight percent

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Yeah, so the amount of stuff that we're buying from

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Overseas particularly China wording went up. Yeah, which isn't because he's bringing prosperity. That's not good

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That's how you bring prosperity back, right? Absolutely

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So anyway, let's get back to it

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I mean, do we you know we can talk about the the stock market numbers certainly there up. Absolutely

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I mean that's but that's because that's because the stock market has

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Completely divorced itself from the reality of totally our economy, which is the issue

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That's why we have so many booms and busts all the time. That's why we had the dot-com

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Boom for a while there because it had nothing to do with reality once they deregulated the stock market in the 80s

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Thanks again Reagan you fucking pile of shit. I hope you get Alzheimer's again

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I hope you come back to life and then are born with Alzheimer's disease and have to live out your 88 years

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anyways, the point being because they deregulated and they allowed so much speculation and didn't have a

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Separation between investment banks and other and regular banks. They wound up creating this system

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That is all about a bedding. It's a it's a gambling system essentially totally

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So, of course, he's raised the stock market. Everybody's betting that it's going to crash

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Eventually. Mm-hmm. Nobody's betting on when though, right?

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And so that's why we're getting into this situation like but Bitcoin is over ten thousand, right?

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Which is like it's going to be five in two years. You guys know it's going to be five, right? Right crazy and

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The other thing is that like I mean the stock market has continued to go up a bit

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But especially after the tax cut but but it's also like up if you look at it and before then mysteriously like it went up

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Sharper after that, but it's all more or less a steady. Yeah, great rate of growth since 2009

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Yeah, the trajectory you'd kind of expect and so like that's more indicative of recovery and speedy growth

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If that's what we start to see as we have after the tax cuts and shit

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Yeah

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That's the kind of thing you got to be really worried about because that's not like it's not we're never going to have the stock

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Market at a hundred thousand. Yeah, whatever, you know

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Yeah, so anyway, if you're if the stock market goes up and the homeless population goes up something's not going it's not great

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Yeah, so anyway, let's get back to the clip here. Alex has said let's get back to it

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So we shall let's get back to it

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important it was and how

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Under the microscope every move you made would be I think they just want to go in

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There is nothing there is no collusion. They've charged people for stuff

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They did ten years ago

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That wasn't even illegal or what an FBI agent that worked for Hillary Clinton and covered up for Hillary Clinton said happened in a conversation

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versus NSA intercept recordings

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On the word of some Clinton FBI agent that he just said something a little different

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But they admit it wasn't collusion

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Let's talk to the Russians about crushing Isis which the National Security Advisor better be doing you are lying scum

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Sanctions, right, right. Yeah crushing Isis but also crushing the sanctions that Obama put on them for tampering with the election

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So Alex's narrative is that with Flynn they've indicted him because there is a Clinton FBI agent who lied in his notes

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You can have FBI agents, right? Right if you're totally yeah, you can just have them

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It's like the Praetorian Guard. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. No, it's everybody gets their own FBI agent

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It doesn't really work quite like that. I'm sure well

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There was a bit of a scandal of some FBI agents sending like pro Hillary texts and messages and stuff like that

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Yeah, but there were shit tons that sent pro scandal by the way. Yeah, and oh, yeah

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I was gonna say but be that as it may um

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the his his narrative is that they people were spying and

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It accepted these phone calls, right which if they did is reasonable because it's the Russian ambassador that they're spying on and Flynn

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Happened to call him not least of which it is reasonable because they had a warrant to do so, right?

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and so Alex is claiming that what this FBI agent who's in the pocket of Hillary is

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Making these claims and the only thing they have to go on is his notes

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And how do you know who could trust his notes as if all FBI investigations and interviews aren't recorded now notes

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You go to a local precinct. They record

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Because of situations

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Like any any kind of corruption that could happen you've got to have backup right and so that's fucking stupid

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Yeah, the idea that some pro Hillary FBI agent just made some notes like oh, let's indict Flynn because I got these notes

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We yeah, and he would plead guilty. Yeah crazy

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That's well, it's he's a Clinton FBI agent to now

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Alex Flynn was a triple deep cover

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FBI Hillary agent, uh-huh, and he was the whole time. He was like I'm going to plead guilty eventually

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Alex's I'll wait until I can take Trump down Alex really needs to look into the FBI

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Agents that were feeding stuff to let's say Giuliani. No, uh-huh Flynn

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No during the campaign don't understand like that, huh, but Alex actually does know about all that stuff

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But he says that they're the Patriot. Well, yeah

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The deep state is fine. The Patriots can do whatever they want because they're doing what they're doing to us

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Them right speaking of which this this whole thing about the possibility of Erik Prince creating some sort of intelligence

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Organization, you know what? I'm fine with it. I'm not do you know why cuz Erik Prince is a fucking idiot

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If they if they allow Erik Prince to create a deep state bullshit, I'm fine with that

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No, cuz it's gonna lead to a lot of murders. Yeah, I know real bad. It's hilarious. That's not hilarious

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It's pretty funny. Yeah, our descent into fascism is pretty funny. So anyway, Alex interrupted, but let's get back to the clip

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He's gonna get back to it

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They're in flimflam and riff through it, you know, and I think they're shocked that the noose is tightening

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They're shocked go to jail. You're exactly right. That's right. This is just like Joy Behar who we're gonna play again

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We come back course you are celebrating. Yeah, he lied Trump's going to jail. He worked with the Russians

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They stole the election the proof's out Flynn admits it fake news con game confidence game liar

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Trump won you lost your scum the economy's coming back scum

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You're not gonna get to ride on our backs anymore and piss on us anymore Brzezinski you and your bloodthirsty father

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And that's why I've created another subsidiary to avoid right. Oh, nevermind

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What what so then he's like, let's get back to it

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Yeah, and the fun thing about this is if you watch the video of it, you can see him constantly looking off camera

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Yeah as if for cues, I think what he's doing is he's checking the how long till commercial

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Like to see like I got a vamp here. I got how much how long is this clip?

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Oh, it really it really really breaks the illusion that he actually means what he says or is getting worked up in a sincere way

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He's like, I got three minutes

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So he gets back to the clip

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They the the the what's gotten them where they are right now Josh is

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A gross

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misunderstanding

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Of your government the rules of Washington the rules of Washington surrounding public service and pause again

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Oh

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The intelligence agencies have seven ways of Sunday to get back at you

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What's happened to them is they waddled into a group of you guys that have hijacked the country and think it's gonna go on forever

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Nothing you do will ever put mainstream media back on top. Nothing you do Scarborough. No one likes you everyone hates you

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You got that stupid former RNC head

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Michael some there on screen with you

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He got caught in a bunch of corruption. That's why he's up there with you the Republican establishment the Democrat establishment

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Here's your eviction notice get out of our lives scum

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Finish up with this on the other side. It makes me so angry. Oh the noose is tightening

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You're all going to jail for a very very long time. You didn't know the rules of Washington

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You know the rules of history you little cockroach

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So what are the rules of history dad? I don't know because he's not saying shit

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This literally reminds me of do you remember that Daily Show segment even Steven?

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No, we're Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert would debate something. Oh, yeah

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Yeah, it's like he's playing this this video of Mika and Joe they say something like no

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You're a loser we're winners yeah, you suck there's nothing going on. There's no collusion you guys are an idiot

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Anyways, let's get back to the clip drop doesn't know the rules of government. You don't know the rules of history

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What are the rules of history?

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Race memory, right? That's how you learn shit. I forgot. I don't know the rules never trust white people

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That's a good rule. That's a good rule of history, right? They're up to something. Yeah, don't invade Russia, right?

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No land wars and winter, right?

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Watch no white after Labor Day. Oh, that's a good rule of history, right? Yeah, you could get wet

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Mm-hmm. Is that what the rule is about? I don't think so. What was the rule?

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Why is it? Why can't you wear white after Labor Day? I don't know. I don't really when is Labor Day? Oh, no

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It's past when is white can't wear white anyways

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So yeah, I don't know. He doesn't I'll just I'll tell you this. He doesn't really elaborate on the rules of history

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He doesn't know we don't get to learn with those. Okay, so here's the next one next clip

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He comes back from the commercial break and we'll see we'll see where he's at

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Oh build a wall against it is so hard for me to play this clip and not get angry

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Because I know how bad Mika Brzezinski is. I know how bad Joe Scarborough are. I know what liars they are

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What fake news kingpins they are what what con men and women they are

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Chained folks telling you Trump would never win and putting out the fake polls

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I mean, they're just such trash and now to have them salivating over a noose around Trump's neck and

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The rest their lives and this whole con game

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With a bunch of washed-up politicos from both parties all nodding their heads

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Like telling a three-year-old Santa Claus is real and Trump's going to prison because he really did something and he got caught

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Because he didn't know how Washington worked

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Well, he didn't know how to kiss everybody's butt with all these arrogant mummies up there and he just wants money

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And he's a fake person and he's evil while the economy's coming back while all these good things are happening

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We're getting our sovereignty back so many good things and here are these sick

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Establishment people that ran the country in the ground. We've got their finger at us

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Telling us how our champions evil we are gonna lose and you are enemies of this country

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Now let's go back to the disgusting clip from the beginning since I interrupted it a bunch

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I'm gonna try to give a limited interruptions here because we need to just poor posterity. Look at what true

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Sociopathic pieces of trash are yeah, cuz as Trump calls him psycho Joe and her dad was a famous criminal

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I mean he talked about how he helped put the Khmer Rouge in that killed millions and you miss

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All the evil things they did and wrote books about how the elite controls the criminal operations of the planet

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He wants a one-world government

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And then these are the co-operating filth and I pray to God the day

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These people are finally completely out of our lives. I pray for justice against them. I'm fine with that and I pray for

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investigations I

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Pray for justice now, let's play enemies of our family here. They are

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So, I mean that's a great way to start a clip. I pray for investigations

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I don't really know or care what they are it

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He might get what he is praying for it's just going to be huh? Yeah, not great

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I think that's my I think that's my main issue with is there's no collusion

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There's no none of that stuff because like we like you have been talking about there's nowhere to go when it happens

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Right, you know like there's nowhere for him to go. He can't just say there's no pivot. Whoops. Yeah, whoopsadoodle

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I was wrong the whole time. He has to be a little bit more aggressive

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I was wrong the whole time. He has to then say it's a coup. Yeah. Yeah

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It's a dangerous position for him to be in as a propagandist because of his documented at least year and a half long

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Association with Roger Stone. Yeah, and his constant. I talked to Trump stuff. Yep, the

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When all this breaks as it will right

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There's really no way for him to plead ignorance about anything and he can't know he can't

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Incriminate himself and being a part of this right and so the only thing to do is

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You know, this is our duly elected Caesar as he calls him. Yep, which again great great. Love it

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He doesn't understand the rules of history

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Yeah, so that's the only place to go and that's a dangerous dangerous place to go

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Oh, yeah, he's gonna have listeners are dumb. He has to call for an insurrection

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That's the only if you keep going. It's the only play. Yeah. Yeah, I hope it's not

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I hope it doesn't come to that and I hope that there's a de-escalation that's possible

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But I just based on what we see of the alt-right and these people and how unfairly they play and how they use bad

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Faith very intentionally. Oh, yeah, I don't see I don't see a situation where things get de-escalated

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I just see it getting worse. Well, we're getting to the point where

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like that that is the thing with Nazis like the never-ending fascination of World War two is a

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Unilateral bad guy like the guys committing a holocaust. There's no

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Negotiations, there's no nothing right? You have to fight and kill them

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So we're getting to that point with our homegrown Nazis right where it's like you guys are

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Unequivocally bad, but simultaneously you're not influenced by anything else. So we're getting to the point where

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Simultaneous simultaneously though as that sort of reality is is happening and most people aren't paying attention to it

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It's going to be too late once they start you

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you have them and their media channels and in their

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Their echo chambers that they live in. Yeah, they're doing the exact same thing to Muslims, right?

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So they're creating an unequivocal super bad guy

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Yeah out of a religion and then pedophiles too, but that's sort of in service of demonizing Muslims. Well, not all pedophiles

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Right, right. They love their own pedophiles. Okay, right, right, right, but they love the good pedophile fear of them. Yeah, they're using

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We need the Japanese to bomb Pearl Harbor again. I think that's what's really going on

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Yep, false flag, baby. Well, see there we go. Do you know who do you know who committed the false flag Nazis globalists exactly?

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It's the it's the

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Assailable ironclad logic of psychosis. It is just like right whatever whatever thing you think could bring people together

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Oh, that's a globalist plot

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Yeah

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like let's say cuz we're I mean some piece of evidence is eventually gonna fall and it

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Probably is already discovered and just not public at this point that there is

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Collusion on a massive scale and it's not necessarily

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It doesn't even matter like he should already be impeached for breach of the

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Constitution right he has literally broken the

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Constitution false flag doesn't matter false

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You can't make money off of being the president fake news flag

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Jimmy Carter had to get rid of a peanut farm just in case that's cuz he's a cuck. That's true

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uh-huh, he wasn't an alpha like Trump standing up to this pissing globalist attack a

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You can't you can't why not because law

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laws are like if you're gonna suck the dick of the Constitution all the time

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You don't understand the Constitution every amendment since the 13th has been unconstitutional

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Oh, that's a good point right under common law. If you're a sovereign citizen, those amendments don't mean shit. That's true

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Hey cares, it's common law. No, no, and I think you should still be able to own slaves. Well all the land says you should

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Every libertarian has to believe that you should be able to every admiral. I've ever known owned slaves

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Mm-hmm. Fuck all this nonsense. Anyway, let's get back. Alex said he was gonna restart the clip

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So let's go back to the beginning. Let's restart the clip. See how long it takes to interrupt now

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You know

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The campaign and Trump didn't think he was going to win even on election day

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Right, but it was all about money. It was all about making contacts

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We've said this before but I think the most remarkable thing about yeah

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That's because you just played the clip that even now that he's heard this before

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all about money

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Thinking what Barack Obama or George W. Bush or Bill Clinton can't do it can't do it

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Trump went to

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Office, it's 70 the oldest president ever elected doesn't and spend his own money. That's never happened before except for George Washington

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I bet he paid himself back. We all know what he did, but he did

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He was a good guy the founder of the country

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He was nice people all went into government then got rich after the Clintons Joe Scarborough all of them

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And they're sitting there saying about Trump what they've done

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Yeah, they didn't get the American successful person

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During the Washington to fix things and then leaves not career swamp creatures

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But here's swamp creatures telling you Trump's a swamp creature

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Cool, so he's gonna see that's it. No better. That's why that's how he throws it back to the clip

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Why can't he just stop starting the clip over again?

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He could just he could just let it play no because he wants to you want you know

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We've talked about this over and over again Alex Jones comedic stylings is get every fucking drop out of that's true

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You bleed the stone as it's true and no he's not gonna

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He's like a rabid dog when he gets a days-old clip in his mouth, but he has to think out rage over

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He had so much nothing to go over on this show

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Well, this was from like what December 2nd, this is from Tuesday and I believe it was on Scarborough

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Maybe at the Friday of last week. Uh-huh. I it's I don't think it's current. I'm not entirely sure so I'm remiss to give a date

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I can't figure that out. I will say one thing in Alex's defense. I have never watched that show

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Judging by what we're listening to it's a shitty show. It's pretty bad

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It does not sound interesting at all

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But that's what it sounds like that we talked about at the beginning of this sounds like they're two assholes

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Just like you know, he didn't even do the thing and the other guy's like, right

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It would be more interesting to me if they turned it into a Shakespearean sort of what have we wrong?

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Like if they were speaking and like a big

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Contameter and like that would be more interesting like really trying to deal with like we had a role to play in this

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Oh, no

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That sort of thing alas poor Scarborough if they turn morning Joe into like a Greek tragedy

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That would be amazing. That would be so great. I mean currently it's reminiscent of a Greek tragedy all life is in some ways

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Yes, so anyway, he gets back to the clip

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And thought like what is my legacy going to be he's thinking every day. How can I leverage this?

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So I don't when I get out of the White House. I can make even more money

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It's possible knowing that he's leveraging this thinking. Hey when I know there's a dead intern in my office

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I gotta leave Congress or whatever

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How do I leverage this down for 15 years on television spouting disinformation in everything he's saying is about him

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Everything he's talking about is about him

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Okay, let's continue. So let's continue. Yeah, I buy that but that's not that's not real

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I mean, that's not mean that's not reality Scarborough is an opportunistic piece of shit

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and we do we do have an issue with the revolving door between

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Washington and the private sector and lobbyists and all of that undoubted. I'm on board with that. But again, not

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During. Mm-hmm. It's the during part, right? Right, right

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You look Obama's gonna make so much more money than he did while he was president. Mm-hmm

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But it's after he was president. He wasn't using the office of the presidency to make money, right?

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He's leveraging the fact that he was president to make money

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Which is not necessarily like a huge distinction to make it's just a really really sad one

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It is a big distinction though, but I want to talk more about this idea that Joe Scarborough killed his intern

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I think that's true because he's now brought it up twice and it is time for us to discuss this

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Okay, this is about a lady named Lori a claw suit us

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She was 28 years old that she was an intern at Joe Scarborough's office when he was a representative in Florida. Uh-huh

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She died

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From that's it. That's all Scarborough related injuries. Alex says earlier in that clip

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He says that she had her head bashed in and he's gonna talk more about that. Yes. There was an investigation, right? And

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What they found was that she had an irregularity in her heart

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That caused her to pass out and when she passed out she hit her head on a desk now

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The medical examiner has said that she would have died whether she hit her head on the desk, right?

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Most likely although because of the timing that it doesn't sound great the blood force trauma did end up killing her

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But she would have died from the heart

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I go aneurysm. That's not it. That's in the brain arrhythmia. That's it. There's a there was a

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Irregular beat beating of her heart that flared up and it's just something that can happen

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It doesn't even have to be diagnosed before real

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I mean it is something that often gets missed right and people who are otherwise healthy all of a sudden die

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Well, she was even like she would run like four and eight K's and stuff like that

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And it is like that doesn't mean oh she ran a bunch. So why would her heart like it sounds like a big cover-up

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Yeah, totally

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So Alex Jones likes to present the idea that what happened was that she was hit in the head with something

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Yeah that she was murdered

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Yeah, the medical examiner has been very clear about this that that's not possible based on the way her head trauma was

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Yeah, so when when you get hit by something like if a foreign object hits you in the head

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What ends up happening is you will have like a bruising and it like a hematoma or whatever

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You'll have damage on the same side of your head right because your head will go along with yeah

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However, the hit comes and then of course the foreign agent has to register retroactive. Absolutely

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Yeah, but if you fall and hit a stationary object

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What will happen is you'll have a mark on this side externally and you'll have bruising on your brain on the other side

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Because your head will stop motion

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Your head is going in one direction and the inertia will cause your brain to hit the side of your head

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That is the case in in her case, uh-huh

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So for Alex to really make this argument, I guess you'd have to throw her head onto the desk

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There we go, which seems inconvenient that well, maybe maybe Joe Scarborough

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Joe Scarborough, okay put her head in a vice interesting and then hit her that way

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It would look like it was reasonable for her to have fallen. Mm-hmm

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Don't you know that Joe Scarborough famously had vices all over his office? I think he worked for vice exactly

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um, so the the thing is like he was a he was a

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Vice officer the other the other piece of it too is just like the the heart condition is not like

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It's very clear. You can tell that from a post like a post-mortem opposite autopsy

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You can tell oh her heart stopped beating before

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You know and before death right and so that would indicate to you

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This is an arrhythmia that caused her to pass out right also two witnesses have said that she was feeling weird or ill that day

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Right, right indicative of some underlying thing that flared up. Well, it was a lot like in Temple of Doom

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Oh, also the two witnesses were not related to Scarborough. One of them was just her mail carrier. Not important

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It is important. So he pulls out the heart right and then notices that it's not beating is like dude

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You got to get checked out, puts it back in there and sends him off to the doctor, right? Yeah

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So this this is some nonsense. Also Joe Scarborough was in Washington when this happened. This is at his Florida office

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So but then again Alex would just say oh, yeah, because he's an important guy. He'd have someone do it for him

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Have you seen the prestige?

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I have. Joe Scarborough has the secret twin. Okay, that's possible

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Anyway, Joe Scarborough didn't kill his intern

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This is a real tragedy and it happened the Alex likes to present also

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Why didn't why wasn't there an investigation into this? There was. Yeah, it didn't get a lot of press coverage

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I can tell you exactly why

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It happened two months before 9-11. Oh

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So when the investigations were getting going. So Joe Scarborough committed 9-11

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Well, this is a cover-up. No because no that's obvious. Because Gary Condit did

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See that's the other thing. It happened around the same time that Gary Condit was being accused of murdering Chandra Levy

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Yeah, which he also didn't do

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and

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Like the pre-9-11 there were weirdly a couple of interns for representatives

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A lot of interns dying before 9-11. Well, just the two and Gary Condit's one was way creepier and

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Much more definitely murder. Yeah, whereas

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This one was very much an accident. It was really weird how she fell and hit her head on his dick

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That was really strange. So Scarborough got less press but there was an investigation and people determined it was an accident

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So Alex presenting it as an unsolved mystery and why didn't they ever do an investigation?

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He is literally just mirroring things that Trump has tweeted. Yeah that are not true. It's absolutely not true

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But it's still she did have a note on her that said call Larry Nichols

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But also still fuck Joe Scarborough. Fuck Joe Scarborough. He didn't kill his intern, but fuck him

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He doesn't need to kill an intern to make me want to fucking murder him. Exactly. So Alex said we're gonna get back to the clip

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Let's get back to the clip

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I think they're shocked that the noose is tightening because I don't know if they were

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Actually Trump thinks it's all a big giant joke and keep saying collusion. What collusion is there?

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We work with Russia to crush Isis that was all public. We asked them not to put sanctions on Israel over so evil

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Oh, by the way

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the Trump campaign

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Colluded with Israel as well. That's what he just said. That's a proven thing and that is also

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illegal it Trump Trump didn't like

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Alex is referencing his Assad

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Russia and the good people in our military

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Narrative which everybody knows because it's so obviously true. Trump has never said that nor would he because it's nonsense

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But Alex is pretending I think you're underestimating our fearless leader

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Trump Alex is pretending that that narrative is a piece of the Flynn stuff and it's not oh no it is not

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and so

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And it's all completely transparent to national security advisors. Yeah. Oh, there's they are shocked that

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the entire Clinton apparatus could have

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Mueller literally up its rear end with Comey as doing a proctology exam and they all worship each other and they're all involved in

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Incredible corruption and collusion with Russia China you name it selling the country out there

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The global is trying to kill the recovery they turn around and say those of us that are retaking the country

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We're the foreign power. Yeah, right. Everything you say about us is what you are

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You are the enemy you are

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Your died in front of God and nothing you're ever gonna do is gonna change that trash. Let's continue

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I'm sorry. I can't shut up during it. No, that's true. I appreciate the apology

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Ah, but he says he said at least one true thing so far. How long do you think it's gonna take him to interrupt again?

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Oh

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Six seconds. Let's see get the countdown ready. Okay

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incredibly

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Unself-aware and really dumb about like what the job is about

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Incredibly unself-aware nailed it boy. You said it have you seen your writings?

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Have you seen how you have no credibility?

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Have you seen how you're known to be fake news how you're a laughing stock joke going bankrupt

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Yes, you are incredibly

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Unself-aware, let's continue. So he's gonna get back to the clip. I pulled up the most recent ratings from ad week

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Yeah, this is the ratings for the month of November

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And there's actually something really interesting that's going on

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MSNBC has I'm just gonna read here from the article

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Yeah

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MSNBC managed to accomplish a feat this past month that its rivals could not it delivered audience growth from a presidential election

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Month so November of last year wait, they have more ratings than they did during the election

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Yep in November. I think it might have something to do with a reverse election going on

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One where in a president is no longer president anymore in November 2017

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MSNBC which skews progressive and is anti-trump in primetime was it would be lovely if it did skew progressive

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But it turns out they're just pussies. Right? Right. That's a little I'm reading from the text not editor

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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm play-by-play. You know, you know what pause the clip. All right, I got something to say

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So msnbc was plus 26% in total primetime viewers and plus 4% in primetime

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the in the target demo

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It was also plus 28% in total day viewers and plus 7% in the total Dave demo

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Versus November 2016. So that's big that that's pretty fucking big when we talk about in the demo

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That's adults 25 years old to 54, which is what marketers, you know view as the most it's called a

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Disposable income the network was once again led by Rachel Maddow the top progressive voice on cable news posted year-over-year

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Audience growth and defeated time slot rival Sean Hannity and the advertiser friendly 25 to 54 demographic. Yeah, haha

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I don't care. I don't care either but it's literally the opposite of what Alex

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well, I mean, of course it is because even Fox News viewers are starting to get like

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Why aren't you guys talking about the only thing worth talking about? Why are you telling us a story about?

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Whatever Tucker Carlson had for dinner, dude guys

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President committed crimes at least at least lie about it. At least lie to us. Alex is doing that. Yeah, exactly

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So here I'm gonna scroll down a little bit further in this thing about NBC ratings and then there was morning Joe

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Not only did Joe and Mika finish ahead of New Day of their CNN rival

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But they delivered the most watched month ever on the network in the 6 to 9 a.m. Slot

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Averaging 1.1 million total viewers gross gross, but it totally knows but totally the opposite of what Alex says

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Well, yeah, you like have you checked your ratings lately? They're great. Yeah, they're great

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Fuck off. Yeah, it's not as good of ratings as

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As Fox and Friends or whatever, but that's not going to be well, you can't compete with yeah

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You gotta get your morning racism in you can't I mean, there's no there's no fighting against that

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You can't compete with the deuce man. No, of course you see. Oh man finger gun

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Those those are maybe the dumbest people on the planet. Oh, yeah, the Fox and Friends people are

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Staggering in their stupidity and clunky. Oh, they're so bad at what they do seem to have no chemistry whatsoever

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No, anyway, let's go fascinating. It's endlessly fast. It's like watching a

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MST 3k movie without the commentary just watching that just going like who wrote this

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This is so poorly written producers

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I think don't you guys have somebody telling you to stop doing this back to the clip?

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All right, it was you know a positive clip under the microscope every move you made would be I just start over the beginning but start over to begin the anatomy of flood. What an asshole. I'm shocked at every person

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membership or every person that ever bought a condos being harassed one back down 25 years and they're going about the ones who buy

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nothing to do with Russia

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nothing to do with Russia on anything and then well you accidentally just brought up a couple things that are important like one of the

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Reason Alex is presenting it is there's you know, they're harassing all the Trump's golf members and that's not entirely true

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That's really but I am also fine with that really the things you hear about are the ideas that people are paying for access to

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Him at the clubs and stuff. Do you mean the crimes right?

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That would be a crime in the crime and the idea that he's doing official state business at a private club that he charges membership

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Oh, do you mean the crime right? So that's really more what he's talked what they're talking about the crime of that

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Yeah, and then the idea of like condo sales there are there are multiple

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Instances that you can look into of people who have mysteriously bought condos way above market price

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I'm not moved into them and then sold them like two years later

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They happen to be people with mysterious ties to Russian mobs and what-have-you. I don't think there's anything to look into probably not

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No, I doubt it, but that's the stuff that I think a giant international money laundering scheme is really small in the big picture

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You know kind of yeah, that's actually true

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But be that as it may that's the stuff they're investigating and Alex presenting it as harassing golf members and people in condos

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Is I mean, it's technically accurate, but it's spiritually unfair

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Yeah, so anyway, and they want to put Flynn in jail for working with turkey. Well, I mean, that's all they've got

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Oh, yes, the incredible witch hunt microscope and you're so powerful with your little Mueller

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Who's like your king your swamp God your unelected creature that you bet everything on where he waddles around in public?

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Acting powerful. We're so impressed with you. No

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Hate the Democrats they hate you they hate the Republican leadership

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They know you're a fraud and you're just waking them up. So keep doing what you're doing you arrogant tart

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Let's continue seems like that seems very sexist gendered attack. Yeah in some ways

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Arrogant heart, but again, you know people do hate the Democrats and the Republicans right now

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No, and rightfully so deservedly. So yes, so I mean you guys have all collectively failed us to an extent

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We've never seen before so we can agree and disagree

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Simultaneously and we can move along because Alex said he's got to restart the clip gotta start the clip start from the top

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You know

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The campaign Trump didn't think he was going to win election day, right?

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But it was all about the boss again

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It was an intern didn't know she was gonna go to that office that night and get a bang their brains knocked out

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I bet she never knew she was going to your offices that day to die that night

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Well, and and and she's looking down from heaven. She probably

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Didn't know how she just fell over and killed herself. And when the cops were like she fell over and hit her head died

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Okay, so she probably didn't know she was gonna die either. I'm sorry. Let's start it over

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I don't understand how that's a rebuttal. Also, you should apologize Alex. Yeah, you're being fucking really out of line

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She has a family. She has a name, you know, like that's not just some prop for you to use in it

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Yeah, what do you think? This is Sandy Hook? Come on boy. Come on, but there's like easier ways to attack Joe Scarborough

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You know like so many that don't involve lying about this someone else's tragic death

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You could even go with he's got shitty glasses. Like that's all you need. His head looks fucked up. It's weird, right?

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That's soft, but I'd accept it way

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I'd be way happier than that, but this goes back to like really what is so terrible about Alex

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I mean beyond just the lying it's lying in service of cruelty

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Yeah, like he's a really really cruel person cuz he's a sociopath and he would love

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Like he could make better points and probably get further with his arguments if he would go with substance

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But it wouldn't allow him to be cruel and because he loves being cruel

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He's got to throw in you bash that girl's head in okay Ocean's 11 type scam. All right, here's what we're gonna do

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Alex has to go to court or a court ordered therapy right as part of his divorce settlement

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I don't think any more but yeah, he did for a bit. Okay, I think it's probably over. All right, so we kidnap his therapist then

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You stand in as the replacement therapist give him the psychopath test break the you know

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And you're not beholden to the doctor patient confidentiality. No, cuz you're a fake right now

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They can't they can't they can't hold you to laws

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Oh, so then we release that he is a psychopath because of fucking course

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He is totally and that solves all of our problems. We don't even need to do that

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We don't even need to call Mueller. We don't need to do any of this. Just listen to his show

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He's a fucking psychopath now. We got to get that test. Anyway, we got to get John Ronson in here

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Anyway, Alex apologized for that interruption. And so let's get back to the clip. I'm sure he's gonna make it a good long while

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Okay, you know

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The campaign and Trump didn't think he was going to win even on election day

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But it was all about money. It was all about making contacts

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We've said this before but I think the most remarkable thing about it is

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that even now that he's president it's still

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What Barack Obama or George W

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Bush or Bill Clinton or Ronald Reagan thought like what is my legacy going to be? He's thinking every day

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How can I leverage this?

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You know if there was an intern here a young female intern who got her brains bashed out one night

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You think there'd just be no investigation about it. Oh, she'd have knocked her brains out

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I'm just asking why doesn't Joe even respond to the president bringing that up about him and say hey

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This is a bunch of bull. I'm sure it is. I mean why not talk about the intern?

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Tell us her name tell her what she hit her head on desk and show us the birth certificate. Let's go back to mr.

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Mr. Mr. Mr. Joe. Here. Yes. Nice try to come up with an insult there. Mr. Mr. Mr

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Also, I think he's planning on killing an intern, right? Oh Dario is gonna go. Yeah, Dario has got it

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So her name was Laurie close to this and we you can look that up. You can find it Joe Scarborough did talk about this. Yep

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16 years ago when it happened, right? I would imagine that when Trump

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Accused him basically through his language on Twitter of it being part of an unsolved mystery. When did that happen though?

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I don't remember it was fairly recently, but he's brought up psycho Joe and stuff like that after they stopped playing ball with

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Whatever. Yeah, Eddie childhood squabble. Yeah, it's being played out in public but be that as it may fucking, you know

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I have a really good reason why Joe Scarborough would not respond to this

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Decency. Mmm, cuz he's addressed it already. There was an investigation 16 years ago when it happened

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Yeah, and the idea of him now bringing it up and being like her name was Laurie

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Cos class Udis and I didn't kill her and you can look at the blah blah blah. That's disrespectful to her fucking family

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yeah, the idea that you would bring that up into the public sphere again runs the risk of retraumatizing a

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Grieving family who's moved on with their lives, but it's still something that would hurt

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But we don't want to see your daughter being used as a political

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Chip that can be just thrown around. I'm guessing it's not fun

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That's got to be terrible and she wasn't like a child, but she wasn't old at all. She was 28 years old

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You don't expect to lose your daughter to a and not a tragic accident at this point safety

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Cuz if Joe Scarborough brings up her name, hmm that family's getting death threats

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No family's getting fucked over totally. There'll be some sort of like you're involved in a cover-up. Yeah, Joe Scarborough

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Yep, crisis actor in the whole fucking bullshit all that stuff

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Yeah, the prop dude has brought up a great point

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Like what's happened to Seth Rich's family exactly or any of the family is a Sandy Hook. Yeah this stuff

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it's it's not real it's not appropriate and

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Yeah

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Halfway a machine to just ruin people's lives if somebody died at infowars

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Yeah, there would be an investigation in the same way

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There is when anyone and eyes you probably would have killed them probably yeah, right rage

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There would be a solid 60-40 chance that you murdered them and she didn't have her head bashed in

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That's it's important to this be distinct with the language. Yeah, cuz that implies an actor in it

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that implies that someone did something as opposed to an

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Arrhythmic heartbeat ended up making her pass out and hitting her head on a desk

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that is

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Not your head bashed in. Yeah, that's fucked up. I mean what you should say if she had her heart broken

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Certainly, you can say that

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Let's move on

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Alex does not restart

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Alex does not we did not appreciate that. I respect that. I respect that. So here we go

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For the White House, I can make even more money

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Knowing them. I think they're shocked that the noose is tightening because I don't know if they were arrogant or just incredibly

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Unselfaware and really dumb about like what the job was about

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How important it was and how under the microscope every move you made would be I think they just thought they'd go in there and flim-flam

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And riff through it, you know, and I think they're shocked that the noose

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You're exactly right the rest of their lives

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Them where they are right now Josh is

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A creature in league with Russia climbing up the ranch. Mm-hmm of

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the rules of Washington the laws, I'm sorry, but looks like this and

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Covered by the show and I'm bored by what Alex is doing coupled with

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the arrogance of

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New York developers thinking and I know I talked to him

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I'm thinking people in Washington were just dumb

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Local yokels. Yeah, and they just get out of our way

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Don't don't wait. Listen, listen you guys you see is that what the show is?

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You heard the music coming on and that's why Alex hasn't interrupted again

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So you looked at the clock and I got a commercial break. I can play this. Yeah

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So let's just get to the commercial break. What is that? What morning Joe is terrible. Let's get to their just they're just talking

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Mm-hmm, like they're doing what we're doing, but for a million billion dollars

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Basically, and they're doing it worse than we are. Yeah, but it's fun. They're married. They're married

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You didn't know that Mika and Joe got married. Oh, no. Yeah, they're married. Why are they married?

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I'm married within like the last year

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We're having an affair for quite a while. That's not gonna last. No, probably not now

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Joe's gonna head your and then your opportunity and you got come on. You're just a bunch of hicks in Washington, DC

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Let let the big city developers come in and we're gonna show you they wouldn't listen to anybody and

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They stumbled into one possible crime after another possible crime and then Donald Trump it goes into his mode

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He thinks keep dreaming boy Bob Mullen during and scumbag same as taking on Rosie O'Donn

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So the points that but yeah that and Alex fades out to commercial along with it

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Oh, good luck. Keep drink. Keep dreaming. Keep drinking like he said keep drinking. I think he's I think on the second one

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He said keep drinking scumbag

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And uh, but Scarborough doesn't make a good point at the end there

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He's like he is treating this like a congressional investigation is just another public feud that he has

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Negotiate through savvy PR. Well, the congressional investigation absolutely is

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It's the FBI one that might matter right? That's not Rosie. Yeah

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Um, so here we go. This next clip is Alex sort of doing a post-mortem because he's done interrupting now

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He interrupted that a total of let's see one, two, three, four five

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Six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve times twelve times. They've got through how long did he get?

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35 maybe 35

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Gonna say how much did we listen to he restarted it three times, right?

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And so now here's his post-mortem

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Oh

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If there's a queen of fake news

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If there's a

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Collection you really think he's gonna say Mika Brzezinski. Are you well, yeah, you really do cuz that's what that's what it's about

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Cuz this is right after

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Of is it RuPaul harpies like something out of a Greek?

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Tragedy fighting over the all-seeing eye then it's got to be the view and it's got to be led by Joy Behar

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so

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Coming up Joy Behar gives a fake apology for apology fake news. She put out

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Last week, so you cannot make this stuff up that is coming up in a moment. But just briefly getting back to

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What I spent two segments on the morning Joe

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Salivating about nooses around Trump's neck. I gotta restart the clip

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Representing that even too because they're talking about a metaphorical news of the investigation

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He's trying to pretend that they're like, oh they want to hang them in the streets. That's you. That's me. Yeah

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Again, we should have our own morning. Oh god, we would crush a morning. I'm very cranky in the morning

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Oh, yeah. No, I want to kill everybody

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All right

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And they're all going to jail for the rest of their lives and the last part of time to get to because the break

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They're like that why institution, you know, we've got constitutional rules in DC

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These are the people that sold us out to foreign secret multinational combines Joe Scarborough did yeah

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These are the people that de-industrialize the country on 11

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They gave the Panama Canal to the chai comms chai comms flooded open borders said they wanted to get rid of our sovereignty

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I mean these people are the plague. How do you even get rid of sovereignty and prosperity and then they sit there?

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the daughter of a famous

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evil lizard

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Zbigniew Brzezinski literally a political demon who engineered much of the modern New World Order, but doesn't exist and then

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You've got

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Morning Joe up there with all his skeletons in his closet and all his bull and all his no ratings and

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The joke that he is so all of that stuff isn't true, right?

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I mean you can say that Joe Scarborough is a joke, that's fine

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But we've already discussed the ratings are that murder isn't true now everything he's saying about Zbigniew Brzezinski is

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misrepresenting his writings

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I mean he didn't when he was a wizard when you talk he was very similar to John Dew what I

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Don't have the energy

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When you when you talk about the long beard, he's got the you should say Yuri Geller

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I'm not gonna talk about Yuri Geller. I'm talking about not

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Original the original wizard the the idea though the very well, why don't you go with Merlin?

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Oh, he's a magician. No magician. No, John Dew was the guy. He was the guy who originally okay

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He had the big long beard. He was the guy who created the the the archetype. Yeah, exactly. Okay fine

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I didn't I didn't get the reference. I apologize. Anyway, I don't think John Dew might I don't think that is the right name

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But I could be I don't know could be pretty sure it's John Dew. Okay, maybe that might be why I didn't get the reference

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Yeah, it might not be the right name. Yeah, so the the

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The the stuff about Zbigniew Brzezinski though

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When he when he's talking about sovereignty what he's really talking about is the idea of international cooperation in a meaningful way

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Yeah, you when when he talks about the UN

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Controls blah blah blah blah blah, but he's really talking about is we don't have the right to be cruel anymore

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Yeah, because when you talk when you talk about the UN dictating the terms of

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Immigration and stuff like that and how the US just pulled out of that. Yeah

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one of the reasons that that existed was because

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Needs to

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There are millions of people in war-torn countries and victims of genocide when Alex talks about sovereignty

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He does not mean sovereignty over our country. He means sovereignty over the rest of the world

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No, no, no what he is talking about sovereignty for our country

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But it's never a positive sovereignty because Alex and Trump would like you to think we just need more

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Control to be able to be better to you

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See the thing is we don't like the idea of the UN dictating

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You know that you should take this many

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immigrants and like these are the regions where people are in peril and what-have-you like what they don't want to be told that they

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Like to present the idea of like we're gonna get rid of this and then we're gonna take more people or with the taxes

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We're gonna get rid of all these regulations and then we're gonna do even better. Yeah for you

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We're gonna get rid of the Clean Air Act and then our air is gonna be so much cleaner because you know

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We have an incentive, but you know in free market free market, right?

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They present it like that. But with the sovereignty they're really talking about is the sovereignty to say fuck off to everybody

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Yeah, and we don't care. We want you to die

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Yeah, exactly the sovereignty that is being defended and protected by Alex and that's not my sovereignty

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My sovereignty does not play that game the government that hashtag not all sovereignty, right?

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it's sovereignty that I want is the power to do things that help everybody and save people and

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Ideally resolve conflicts, although we have not done a great job of that. No, that's not going great. No, but

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Alex's plans gonna be worse the way way way worse

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Well, cuz today even Trump announced that he's going to recognize Jerusalem's the capital of Israel

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Yeah, I'm I'm starting to find I we're moving well into parity. This is like we're moving beyond whatever, right?

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Why would you do that? Why would you do that now?

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So what kind of idiot would tell you that you should do that? So you're an idiot

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sovereignty it no

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It's going to Israel doesn't even really want their capital needed to be Jerusalem. Do you know what the okay?

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I don't like your pronunciation. Yeah

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Yeah, Jerusalem, that's that's all right. I apologize for that

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No, even fucking Netanyahu publicly is like this is a great decision

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But I'm sure privately is like fucking we don't need this right now, right? Like we can do this, but like not right now

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Are you shitting me? Yeah, it's a lot of trouble. Yeah

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Fucking stupid. It's amazingly stupid

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we have the sovereignty to do this but in doing so what you're doing is you're

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Prescribing a lot of people to a very miserable existence because when you do that, what you're doing is you are

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Is my mic off? No, it's just my house. What you're doing is you're depriving

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Palestinians of a lot of legitimacy a

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Existence life right right you right to live anywhere and the claims that they have dual ownership of the the right

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Contested lands, you know, it's what you're what you will end up also doing is emboldening the people who are making settlements

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You will embolden right people encroaching on Palestinian land and killing them

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So that's what is going to be the end result of this. That's the sovereignty that is

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Desired by Alex Trump and that's not good. That's not good for the world

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No, it's terrible and it's not good for us to sit here and say Israel shouldn't exist because that's not right either. No, there is

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It shouldn't be an apartheid state

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It's not the like what what they're doing is wrong, but that doesn't mean the reverse is right if that makes sense. Right, right

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It's a very very

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It's a way you go you go back to it

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But this is a non zero-sum game right and they're instead treating it like there's only a winner or loser

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And that's why we're fucked. It goes back to the beginning where Trump is a winner. You're a loser. Right exactly

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You know, what's interesting? Do you think they're like

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Is there an argument to be made that this is a purely religious decision on

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Trump's part or on whoever whomever's bring to a religion exactly

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Because there's no there's no foreign policy. We're in this is improving our relations with anybody

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I think you could make the argument. So this is a belligerent religious bullshit decision

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I think I think you could make that argument

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But I think there would probably be some people who would like have a foreign policy position that would say it's a good idea

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I disagree with them, but I think that there's some people who would say this place has been you know

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It's been too long that it's been a source of conflict better to burn it down than to

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Allow it to continue like this put a light a fire under it and you know

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the there's gonna be a lot of people who get burned but

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so that's so your your

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Interpretation of that. No, I'm saying that someone might make that. Okay claim

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I don't I'm not I'm not saying that that is what's motivating it

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But I could easily see somebody saying something like that. So somebody's somebody's argument for this would be

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Yeah, let's start some let's start some shit. Yeah. Okay more or less. I mean, it's like I

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Don't know you got a building that there's a lot of problems and just knock it down

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Right instead of trying to fix the problem like in the movie dread or in trouble circle, baby

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So let's get to the rest of this clip

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Telling us that Trump was arrogant and Trump didn't care about the little people and Trump came into DC

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Like it was flyover country. See they know Trump went to fly. That's for country. He loves flyover country

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He empowered flyover country. So everything is

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Yeah, she's against flyover country compared DC to grass

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roots common people in Iowa and this big out-of-towner that came in big fancy, New Yorker

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Trump's family came into New York and kicked butt just like they came into DC and kicked butt

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But again, they take all of Trump's strengths and turn them around into witnesses

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that's why it takes me so long to go over a

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Collection of garbage like that. So Alex is saying that Trump's family came into New York and kicked butt

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But Fred Trump his dad was born in the Bronx

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Yeah, they came into was born in in New York came into it kicked butt their father Frederick Trump

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I mean if you want to go into a literal interpretation of kicked butt, I feel like

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You know denying black people the ability to live in your buildings

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Screwing over everybody that you can not paying contractors

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after the fact

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You know going bankrupt over and over and over again

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Having your daddy bail you out kicking butt

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Becoming a reality TV show star chicken, but because your actual business is nothing

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Lying about being a billionaire when in reality your finances are almost certainly all that

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You know

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Being a frontman for mob activity. Yeah

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I think those are all the literal interpretations of kicking butt right totally and

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So Trump's dad was born in the Bronx lived there his whole life live in New York his whole life

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The Trump's father's father's grant Trump's grandfather Frederick Trump was born in Bavaria

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But then at a fairly early always gets back to the fucking Germans at a fairly early age

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I believe it about 16 17 or so after he had so a bunch of his family

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The five of the six children in the family. They went to work on the grape fields that the family had in Bavaria

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Yeah, but Frederick was deemed too sickly to work in the fields

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And so he became a he got an apprenticeship at a barber shop

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And at 16 or so he ran off to the United States

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And he said that he agreed with his mother that he should go to America

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However, years later family members said that he departed secretly at night and left his mother a note

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Which is interesting because by that point so being a gigantic lying pussy is

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Built into that whole family by the time like even they like he was

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14 and became an apprentice

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His father died and they left the family in severe debt with medical expenses and shit

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That's so he abandoned his mother and claimed we made an agreement. I should go to the United States

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So he came over to the United States came over to to New York

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And then ended up making a bunch of erroneous claims on gold rush lands out west and started

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God you dig ever further back and it's like liar liar piece of shit racist piece of shit liar

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Lying liar the liarist and he started like prostitution dens. Yeah, and well, that's just good business though

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Yeah

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And one of the I don't begrudge a man starting to prostitution ring one of the other things too is he'd make claims on land

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And then didn't own the land but didn't care and he would build stuff on the land

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So he'd build like a like a housing thing on the land in order to cheat

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The miners sort of these the people would be mining there and need somewhere to stay and so he charged them

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To stay there and on the off chance that they found gold

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He would have placed a claim of ownership on all the railroad, right?

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Right, right, although that might not be like it might not have held up, but he was just policing people who were in the gold rush

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Yeah and shit like that. So god, but what I'm saying is just all the way back

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He did all that and then he moved to New York once he struck it rich

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Doing these fucking scam shit and then so the Trump's have lived in New York ever since then, right?

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That's like his family didn't come into New York and kick

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but the people out west and then moved to New York and started abusing systems that they'd been a

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Frederick had been abusing already when?

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When was that? When did he move? What are you talking about?

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The the when did the guy move from Bavaria? Like what year are we talking about? He moved to Bavaria in 18?

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very left Bavaria

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from the

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I'm not entirely sure I would say that it's probably in the neighborhood of

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1888 or so 1889, okay, so

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pitch

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time machine right 1889

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Kill that kill the Trump progenitor. Okay, right then you can just hang out and kill Hitler

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Like you can just two birds with one stone on one time travel trip better idea. Yeah kill Frederick Trump

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Yeah, do all the things he does

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But then be a good person then be better

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Yeah

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So that I get super rich scamming these fucking

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prospectors right and then I just get to be a

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Super billionaire and I teach my kids ethics and morals and not to kick black people out of homes

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Right and have race on the other side. Exactly. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, that's such but then how are you gonna kill Hitler?

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Such fucking hot bullshit. Yeah. Well, I could take a trip, you know, I could take a little day trip

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I

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Live it up before you go and kill Hitler. All right, we have to have a wild

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Wild salad days. Yeah, we get a we get a 19 year old to do it

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And then by the time he's about 35, he gets to go kill Hitler exactly. That's a nice weekend

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So anyway, we've got one more clip here friend. Yeah, let's do this

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Niko Brzezinski and morning Joe Joe Scarborough are to take a term from Lord Trump

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They are a pile of garbage

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You are garbage

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You've had your foot on our neck forever and now Trump's halfway

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We're getting oxygen again and life's coming back into us and a bunch of gremlins are running around on the deck of the ship trying

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To make sure we go under

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So make sure you arrogant narcissist and your con game garbage realize you have failed

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You're going to continue to fail and you will fail you are filth

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Ladies and gentlemen Niko Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough all the epitome of the arrogant Washington trash

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Your senses are off

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Hates this country and gets off on it with all the other scum that have hijacked the nation

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You gotta hate a country to want to run into the ground. That's why they put people that hate us in charge

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It's not like there's that many people that hate America in the US

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You've just got to be one of these people one of them a lot to be in the power structure

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Well, guess what? We don't want a power structure

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We want the country to be strong and the planet be strong and you parasites will be removed

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They're both like horrible footlong tapeworms, man

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I'm telling you tapeworms that we've vomited out and crapped out and they're just trying to force feed themselves back into our lives

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They're like gonorrhea or syphilis. I mean they are just they're like a HIV

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They're like you don't really sure they were just yeah, you're only can't hurt folks. They literally want to destroy you. Okay?

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Okay, okay. Okay. God, they're evil

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Realize how evil these people are. Yes committed. I

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Know folks don't behind the scenes man. They are she is so rude and I've talked to four different people that have been guessed on the

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show

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No manners and they tell me rock stars. You name it that behind the scenes. She treats her employees lot

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They're just like she just tells the people this coffee didn't have what I want. I'll have you fired you moron idiot

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Yes, ma'am, I mean, I mean, you know what I think I'm gonna make contact with some of those folks to get the full dope

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On you guys

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I know people that have been at dinner parties with them and it's the same she is just so evil and so into herself like

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Her evil father that she just sits there and just goes. I mean she just

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They're like from upside down world folks you understand they've broken into this dimension they want to destroy us

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She thinks she's better than everybody. She's so hyper mentally ill dominant that she's just completely cuckoo

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All right

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Coming up though. The harpy joy Behar is

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Just a fake apology for the fake news. She put out last week. But first if you want to wage war against the

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You fund is they can't stand the fact that I'm trying to destroy us

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But you supported us and gotten great products in exchange a total 360 win win win win win

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And so we've got 33% off our flagship product

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So at that point he launches into like a 10-minute sales pitch that involves the the new fortified supply dot-com course

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He has a new thing called Patriot points where you can

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You can earn points towards future purchases or so. Oh, man, he's not really clear on what it means

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But yeah that that ad pivot that's the payoff. That's the one that's the that's what he does

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He's 40 minutes of getting you worked up and interrupting

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I mean did it really poorly this time in terms of like even we were getting super bored and this is one of our favorite

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bits yeah, you know quite likely but

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Then you know you were I think it's just cuz he's working with

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Joe Scarborough, it's tough. He's bad. I don't want to listen to Joe Scarborough talk

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So you got that for 40 minutes and then boom I got a new store

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Love it. Yep. It's perfect. That's the plan. Anyway, let's wrap this up

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Okay, I was hoping you'd interrupt me right no

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Fucking start the clip again. All right, let's start the bit again start from the beginning

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All right, guys, so look I have found out that Alex Jones does not honor map agreements

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true

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Or maybe he does

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I don't think I think there's something else going on behind the scenes. Okay. Anyway, I'd like to formally apologize for how long that took up top

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Facebook is an option indeed. And then I just I

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Just think there's one guy who maybe doesn't even know what a map hold up pause the clip. Wait what?

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Restart it restart it from the top. All right. All right. I think there's one guy

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And it's not Joe Scarborough stuff clip every time

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Every time we try and add this podcast

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It's just nonsense where you'd start yelling about some guy that you don't like I'm sorry to fuck from the start

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You know, okay. Sorry from the top. All right

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So if you don't know there's this one guy who doesn't know anything about maps at all and if you don't like

Unknown Speaker (01:40:37.960)

Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding

Unknown Speaker (01:40:40.079)

Oh Alex, I'm a person caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you