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Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at some present day episodes of The Alex Jones Show to check in and see how Alex has responded to the recent shootings. A lot of it is very predictable, but some of it reaches impressive levels of weird and dumb. Plus, it turns out Alex has a new catchphrase which is also weird and dumb.

Tidbits

• Alex has a new catch phrase: See how that works?
• Alex insinuates El Paso Shooter is a leftist
• Alex uses Madeleine Albright as proof leftists do false flags
• Alex doesn't know whats going on, but the media wants a race war
• Alex: portrayals of a suicide causes copycats that do mass shootings
• Discussion: Werther Effect
• Alex: 1000s of people are dying in Cancun every week
• Discussion: Cancun murder stats
• Alex points out why the shooting is a false flag
• Alex is eager to be part of the conversation
• Discussion: shooter's MyLife profile
• Ales lies about El Paso Shooter
• Alex ties Aurora shooting to El Paso, bungling details
• Millie Weaver has confirmation bias
• Alex accidentally points out similarities in the shooters
• I'm just guessing! Why is it wrong to ask questions?
• Discussion: Alex's deceptive practices
• Alex claims he predicted El Paso
• Alex plays false flag video
• Everything hinges on MyLife
• The globalists created Qanon
• Alex makes a shit ton of false claims
• Discussion: Antifa is going to lay siege to ICE facilities
• Discussion: McCaslin going to Bohemian Grove
• Alex is afraid of an FBI assessment that he hasn't read
• Discussion: FBI assessment timing
• Shooter's parent's are always psychologists
• Alex talks about Unibomber
• Alex makes shit up about Aurora shooting
• Discussion: Alex might have identified the wrong Robert Holmes
• Alex walks the slander line
• Alex misreads DAPA as DARPA
• Guest: Tom Pappert
• Pappert pushes SSRI narrative
• Pappert does a fake voice
• Discussion: Shooters who weren't on psych meds
• Pappert manages a TV station Alex is on
• El Paso Shooter doesn't have second amendment or Alex Jones stuff on his LinkedIn
• The death penalty keeps the Communists from taking over
• Alex conflates white people with white supremacists
• Discussion: Increase in white supremacist violence
• Alex does a sad ad plug, continues the Save InfoWars sale
• New Sale: Banniversary sale to celebrate being banned from Facebook
• Caller: I was in an Army mind control program
• Caller: We have nano chips and nano mafias making people operatives
• Alex: If my family has to get hurt, so be it
• Monday: I don't really know whats going on in El Paso
• Alex conflates crime rate with gun death rate
• Shooters are into the occult and play video games
• Discussion: how people react to shooters on the left vs the right
• Shooters all love Satan
• Saudis did Vegas shooting to distract from a MBS assassination attempt to embarrass Trump
• Home invasions are more common in low gun areas
• Discussion: Burglary stats
• Alex wants to kill people who are weird
• Discussion: Village justice
• Alex lies about 8chan
• Discussion: 8chan's Cloudflare issues
• Alex has done too much prep
• Alex prints things because computers can crash
• Dayton shooter wasn't beaten enough as a child
• Alex makes Dayton rant about himself
• Shooters wore ear protection because they played video games
• Alex brings up babies in incubators again
• Alex lies 7 times in 30 seconds
• Alex is like a Jesus Lizard
• Bill Clinton loved Wag The Dog so much that he staged it in real life
• Alex's weekend report is a fully formed anti-left narrative about El Paso
• Guest: Mike Adams
• Adams has a theory about the shooting
• Adams: It wasn't a suicide mission because he was wearing eye and ear protection
• Mike Adams is a fucking idiot
• The left's tools are race war
• Alex talks about Arlington Road, says the movie's plan is real
• Most of these movies are written by the CIA
• Adams: It's tough to hit moving targets
• Discussion: shooters weren't aiming at specific targets
• It's a false flag because the police didn't beat up the shooter
• Alex jumps on the second shooter bandwagon
• Discussion: misinformation early after tragedies
• Alex pushes David Hogg misinformation
• SPLC is putting blame on Alex
• Discussion: Elohim city still exists
• Guest: Leo Zagami
• Leo is an expert on false flags
• Leo was involved in Operation Gladio
• Discussion: Operation Gladio
• Leo has his own explanation for the shootings
• Marianne Williamson saying dark psychic energy is a trigger to action to the shooters
• Leo harps on tweet between shooter's father and Williamson
• Fascists means conservatives and Christians
• Leo is good at infiltrating black block groups
• We're just questioning...They're going to go for it! Globalists are making their move!
• Alex calls for a Holy War that's already here and the left is Satanists
• Alex is the only answer to the Globalist poison
• New outro: I am the Jesus Lizard

Notable Bits

• I am the Jesus Lizard