223: A Progressive Space Diplomat

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Today, Dan and Jordan take a break from talking about Alex Jones to take a much needed Project Camelot break. On this episode, the gents discuss a difficult interview that Sweary Kerry did with a guy who liberated Mars back in the 1970's. Also, Dan found an album Kerry recorded a few years back, and Jordan thinks it slaps.

Tidbits

• Kerry interviews Captain Jay
• Kerry made an album in 2014 called "Rebel Gene"
• Disclaimer from Kerry: There's no way to prove that Captain Jay has actually been to Mars
• Discussion: Jay's proximity to Randy Kramer
• Jay admits he's only on because of Randy Kramer
• J comes before K
• Jay goes over credentials, Kerry derails with 1 question
• Discussion: Jay's obvious plotholes
• Discussion: how do you research an alias?
• 1963: made it to Mars, saw a teeming civilization, went home
• Mars is full of lots of species, but they're locals
• Silver flying craft of legend are not locals
• Captain Jay: space diplomat and space hero
• Captain Jay liberated Mars from evil silver flying saucers
• Greys are good, pleadians are bad
• Pleadians aren't pleadians
• Kerry: This is convoluted
• Jay doesn't want to talk about seeing the silver saucer pilot because they broke child labor laws
• Jay doesn't have any handler approving what he says, but check with the military, they'll confirm
• Jay just sorts out problems in space
• It only takes 20 minutes to sort things out
• Have you met Randy Kramer? Nah
• Jay doesn't want to talk about the moon
• Astronauts freaked out being on the moon
• They exposed people to alien races slowly
• New alien race: Easter Island people
• Liberation day: kicking out silver saucer aliens
• Silver saucer aliens are a trisexual, warm blooded, highly psychic race
• Three sexes: wasp, waterbear, serpent
• There's a whole hell of a lot of radiation at galactic central
• You can't destroy the sliver saucer aliens, just spoil their fun
• Discussion: maximum IQ
• They showed Jay 15 years of 1 person's life in 1 hour
• The can pass knowledge and memories psionically
• Jay doesn't explain what the cataclysm is
• Silver saucer aliens have transport technology
• Pleadians ain't shit
• Jay had no command chain
• Kerry takes questions from the audience
• Jay wears sunglasses to look more like a space captain
• Kerry ends by reminding everyone that Jay's story can't be verified
• Kerry Cassidy listening party

Notable Bits

• Hi Kerry!