118: January 10-11, 2018

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about Alex Jones' intense insecurity and how that has affected the beginning of his 2018. Alex is concerned that the conspiracy world has left him behind, so he commits to a terrible narrative that is so absurd and stupid that Dan and Jordan can't stop laughing.

Tidbits

• Alex is losing his mind
• Back to 2017 Christmas Eve special report
• Alex is way better than QAnon
• Alex is angry he didn't jump on the QAnon bandwagon
• Zack from Space Command is the real Qanon
• Alex accidentally outs Zack
• Brennan calls for coup against Trump
• Flynn was sent in to do... things
• Alex lies about Trump taking down pedophile rings
• Roger: Trump is good at using other people's money
• Alex has George Soros/ Antifa contracts
• Alex Soros is creepier than Brian Stelter
• George Soros rant
• Spirit cooking
• Obama's race riots failed because of Hurricane Harvey
• Alex Jones Karaoke: Du Hast
• Alex mistranslates Rammstein
• Sandra Bullock is a Nazi
• Roger: Why won't Stelter fight Alex?
• Roger: Jake Tapper, fight me!
• Stevie P is lawful evil, Roger Stone is chaotic evil, Alex Jones is drunk evil
• Alex knows documents
• Soros contracts come from 4chan
• Steele dossier is fake, Soros contracts are real
• Harrison Smith: Soros researcher
• Harrison: These docs seem too good to be true
• Alex and Harrison riff on the docs
• Alex is an expert on antifa
• Alex wants to outlaw protesting
• Soros payout: $26K per event
• Alex makes up bullshit about the contract holder
• Level 7 squad leader
• No kicking in the Soros army
• Document says don't talk to Alex
• Alex stays for the 4th hour
• Contract says kill 5 cops per night
• Women need to infiltrate the Dems
• Dan reads InfoWars comments
• Hard yes on white genocide
• Alex decides documents are real
• Alex plays up contracts because Chuck Norris's son is on
• Alex plays Amerigeddon trailer

Notable Bits

• Alex Jones Karaoke
• Sandra Bullock is a Nazi