191: Blood Moons and Our First Call-In

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a real confusing weirdo named Mark Biltz who showed up on the Jim Bakker Show to talk about Blood Moons. The gents struggle to make sense of anything that's being said, while rationalizing that Jim Bakker is basically an impotent neanderthal.

Tidbits

• Blood Moons!
• Jim buys books on spec, lost his shirt, stopped endorsing books
• He's endorsing books again for Mark Biltz
• Mark discovered Blood Moons
• Blood moon is a lunar tetrad (super common)
• Mark says tribulation is 2008, Jesus returns in 2015
• If you mock, god will smite you
• When trib didn't happen, he made a statement saying "we cool"
• Blood Moons are supposed to get us back on the biblical calendar
• Blood moons follow Jewish Holidays bc the Jewish calendar is moon based
• 95% of the path of the solar eclipse voted for Trump
• Mark doesn't make specifics, but you have 40 days to repent
• Solar eclipse: judgement to the nations
• Lunar eclipse: judgement to Israel
• 1914: WWI solar eclipse, then Ottoman empire is destroyed
• Eclipse went over Ninevah
• Jim found the Hebrew calendar in prison
• Double rainbow over the White House is sign of god's covenant with Trump
• As Jim was being sentenced, there was a rainbow over the courthouse
• Random call!
• Dan left skype logged in, Katherine calls in
• Mark drops a bombshell: 9/11 was International peace day, now it's on 9/21
• In 2017, 9/21 is rosh hashanah
• World Net Daily published Mark's book
• Eclipses are significant if they're on a feast day, otherwise they're random
• Look at all these coincidences! ad pivot
• So many Trumps in the bible, President Trump may be a lot of them
• Why does Jim prep? Because he went to prison

Notable Bits

• Go To bed

References

• Blood Moons