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Today, Dan and Jordan try to talk about a present day episode, but end up deciding to celebrate Halloween by dipping back to 2002 to discuss a spooky interview Alex did with a guy who is very afraid of witches.

Tidbits

• Covid news: everyone can have heart attacks
• Bus decal meme: Even kids can have strokes
• Indian actor Puneeth Rajkumar died of a vaccine heart attack
• Alex lies about Robert Wolf's death
• Dan found old Alex interview for a spooktacular
• David Benoit, author of Fourteen Things Witches Hope Parents Never Find Out
• 10/30/02
• Halloween is occult, but you can't have Christianity in schools
• David Benoit background: Rock and Roll is evil
• 1984 #1 hits
• Child sacrifice runs rampant on Halloween
• What's the deal with Halloween
• David explains Halloween
• Halloween is yearround, they want your guns
• High school satanist clubs
• How does Harry Potter combine with Wicca?
• Witchcraft is a tax exempt relgion
• David: four of Harry Potter's teachers are dead
• If you don't read Harry Potter, you flunk school
• David: Witch media is a slow poison
• Oral sex is witchcraft
• Schools want kids to have computers to learn how to do witchcraft online
• Now they have pet psychics!
• David: We're in the final innings
• Michael Dukakis named Laurie Cabot as the witch of Salem
• Alex has had run-ins with witches
• David wrote tracts to pass out on Halloween
• David explains the creation of the jack-o-lantern
• David: Ghost and The Sixth Sense are subtle examples of ghosts
• David: Simba talks with his dead father
• ET rises from the dead
• Take your kids out of public school because of the Lion King
• David: If you have Harry Potter in school, why not prayer?
• David: What if we pointed out muslims?
• Why can't we teach The Left Behind?
• David: Christian are more powerful than homosexuals but we don't say anything, just like the daddy long legs
• David: Blow up some buildings and see if people pray
• David: we're a few years away from looking like the Aztec kingdom
• David: Harry Potter lightning bolt is the mark of the beast
• David: don't take candy from strangers, they may be demons
• David: don't trick or treat, there's pedophiles
• David: abortion is human sacrifice

References

• Fourteen Things Witches Hope Parents Never Find Out

Detailed Show Notes

Topics covered:

• Alex misrepresents a Times of India headline about rates of heart attack among young people
• Cleveland Clinic article about rising rates of youth heart attacks from 2019, prior to Covid and Covid vaccines
• Alex reports on a meme about an ad on the side of a bus
• The ad was paid for by an advocacy group called Achieving Beyond Brain Injury
• Vascular Health and Risk Management article citing young people as representing 10-15% of stroke patients
• Alex makes up details about Indian actor Puneeth Rajkumar's death to try to make it about Covid vaccines
• Rajkumar's father, another famous actor, died of a heart attack
• Alex makes up details about the death of Australian broadcaster Russell Woolf to try to make it about Covid vaccines