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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.

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Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.

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I love you.

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.

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I'm Jordan.

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We're a couple dudes, like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.

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Indeed we are.

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Dan.

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What up?

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Dan, how do you feel about the big banks, Dan?

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The big banks?

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How do you feel about the big banks?

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Break them up.

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You think they're great?

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You think they're great?

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Break them up.

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You think the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is unnecessary?

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I have never been more aligned with Alex Jones for the wrong reasons, that I want to crush the banks, these international banksters, all because the Chase Bank screwed me out of a couple bucks today.

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They screwed you out of like 35 bucks.

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That's all it takes to get me to completely become a guy-

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If a bank screws you out of money, the whole, the only reason they're there is to make sure that you don't get screwed out of money.

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You would think, you would think that's a part of it.

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That's the whole point!

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Yeah, yeah, it turns out I'm now on board with the tax protesters.

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I'm in.

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Yeah, get rid of the-

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Sovereign citizens!

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Get rid of the Fed!

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Dan Coin!

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God, it's so brutal.

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It's so brutal to be poor and then have the bank just fuck you.

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And I know that this is not a unique experience and it's happened to me in the past before-

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I know, but you're white!

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No, but it's even happened to- fair, fair.

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It's happened to me in the past before too, and it's just, it feels so shitty.

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There's like nothing you can do.

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Yeah.

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There's nothing you can do.

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They don't give a fuck about you.

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They don't care.

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It's demonstrably their fault that they made a glitch and now you don't have your money.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, I don't want to complain about this.

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This isn't my soapbox for, hey, I got screwed out of a couple bucks.

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I do, let's fight them to the death.

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And I absolutely don't want to create like some sort of pity me.

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No, I don't think that's the- we're not talking about pity, Dan.

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We're talking about torches, we're talking about pitchforks, and we're talking about fucking guillotines, my friend.

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That is something that may come up over the course of this episode, but generally what we'll be talking about is how I know a lot about Alex Jones.

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And I don't know anything about what you tell me about Alex Jones.

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Indeed.

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Indeed.

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Jordan, so today, to quote the great Brokeback Mountain-

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Watch out for bees!

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I tried-

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Wait, you say that like it was a guy.

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The great movie, Brokeback Mountain.

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I think it's Elon Hall in the movie.

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I try to stay away from modern day Alex Jones, but I wish I could quit you.

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So today we're in the present.

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We are going to go over the August 21st, 2018 episode.

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And one of the reasons for it was, over the course of the afternoon, we saw so much happen in the world of Trump world.

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You know, with Michael Cohen pleading guilty to- and clearly striking a deal wherein he implicated the president in court.

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Hilariously.

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Saying that he was-

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He was told to pay a guy off- some guy, some candidate for president.

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Let's not name whom.

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Could be Kucinich.

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Could be anybody.

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Could be a whole charge.

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Could be anybody.

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Right.

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My money is on Jill Stein.

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Could be.

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But-

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We all know Jill Stein is lousy with sex scandals in her past.

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Oh, so fun.

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It's amazing that, first of all, in court he implicated Trump.

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And then also, you know, said it was for the, like, for the sake of election related stuff.

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Yeah.

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Like he actually said those things.

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Hey, I'm guilty because of campaign finance fraud.

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And it's become on behalf of some-

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Some guy.

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Some candidate.

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Some dude.

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Some guy.

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Some dude.

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Directed me to commit a crime.

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Some dude was out of line and I was along with him.

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Some dude was crazy.

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So there's that.

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And then Paul Manafort was found guilty on eight out of 18 charges that he was facing.

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But that's only one of the-

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I agree.

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But that's also, he has another trial coming up where he might get found guilty on a bunch

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of other shit.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, this dude's fucked.

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And so, like, there's a lot going on.

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And then I don't know if you were following the Duncan Hunter escapades.

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I was not following the Duncan Hunter escapades.

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Representative Duncan Hunter.

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Oh, no.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I don't remember his name because that name sounds made up.

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The filing against him for taking campaign funds and using it for personal expenses.

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People have been dunking on him because of these specific things that are in the filing

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document.

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Uh-huh.

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Duncan on Duncan.

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Such tiny little expenses that he stole things from because he couldn't afford all this other

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stuff.

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He was just using it as his bank account.

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Yeah.

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Essentially.

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And so, like, there's a lot of bad stuff in conservative world.

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And so I was like, a lot of this broke in the afternoon.

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But I wonder if Alex knew it was coming, first of all.

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And then second of all, I wonder if he talks about any of it as it breaks.

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Because he's on air when a lot of those things start to happen.

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And you would think somebody in his staff is like at least checking Twitter every now

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and again.

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Right.

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And so I wanted to get in there and see if there was anything, and that's why we're still

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in the present.

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And I will say this, apropos of none of that stuff, I found what might be the most troubling

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clip that we have ever played on this show, two years into this show, we've played so

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many fucking clips.

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This is a high bar you are trying to reach here.

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You better deliver.

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This can't be an empty tease.

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There is no way for this to fall flat.

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We have played a clip where Alex admits that he spoke to Russian intelligence when he thought

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it was an RT interview that he got tricked into.

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We have heard him talk about killing dogs repeatedly.

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We have talked about Larry Nichols coming on the show and straight up blackmailing Congress

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on the radio.

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True.

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None of that compares to the clip that I'm going to play you in the middle of this show.

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I am not teasing this too much.

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You guys are going to love it.

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It made me gasp.

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I almost threw something across the room.

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Trump killed knock.

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No, no.

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Oh, that would be so.

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Oh man.

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Why did I join team Trump?

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He killed my dog.

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That guy's crazy.

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That's a weird reason to do it.

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And yet at the same time, it makes perfect sense.

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It's like that guy's crazy, man.

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He could do anything.

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He killed my dog in front of me.

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A man so psychopathic as to kill my dog and I'm a psychopath.

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It's crazy.

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Yup.

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So before we get into today's show, I'd like to give a special shout out to a new donor.

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Hey.

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Very exciting.

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This young lady actually called into the show and sent us that delightful game Superfight.

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Oh man.

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She has taken over the shout outs.

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And it is a thrill to welcome her to the team.

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Congratulations Catherine.

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You are now a globalist.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Four stars.

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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.

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Someone, someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.

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Daddy shark.

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Thank you so much.

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Thank you so much.

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We appreciate it.

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And if you yourself out there would like to become a policy wonk or a globalist or a technocrat

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or any of our weirdo titles that we give people, you can do all of which are arbitrary.

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And we will definitely be playing the bumper for for a new level that Alex played last

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week.

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I actually think I found another thing to add into like, I think I could make a new

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clip the entire commercial that he had, or I might make, I might just redo all of them.

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Okay.

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Maybe.

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I don't know.

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We'll see.

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We'll see you on your plate.

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It's true.

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We got to take down the big banks first.

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Dan.

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Yeah.

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Well, that'll take a week.

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Anyway, if you'd like to support us and what we do, you can go to our website, knowledge

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fight.com and click support the show.

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We would appreciate it.

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Two banks are stealing $30 from dad and it's fine.

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No.

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And here's the other sad part.

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That's devastating.

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Yeah, I know.

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That's all the fucking money you have.

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That is like, that is like, my life is not good.

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You know, like I was walking away from the bank earlier and I'm like, there's other ways

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I could be living.

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This is a tight wire act I'm, uh, I'm walking here, but Jordan, uh, like I said, we are

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doing August 21st, 2018.

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Here is an out of context drop from today's episode.

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We go out and get you the most concentrated, insane, very best on the market period at

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a price less than the competitors that is watered down garbage.

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That's a real angry sales pitch.

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That is, uh, one bad door to door sales, which is what level he's at right now, sir.

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I don't want the vacuum.

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Excuse me, sir.

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The man of the house is not home.

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Excuse me, sir.

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Yeah.

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How dare you?

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Um, so a woman holding her baby walking up, we have the best vacuum.

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Other vacuums are trash.

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Boy, yeah, so that should give you a little bit of an idea of like where his head's at.

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Good place.

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Pretty desperate.

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He's thinking, he's thinking about how great life is about to be when he needs the bank

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to refund him $30.

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I'm looking forward to when you and Alex are on equal economic footing, Dan.

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We're going to be at a bar, just sitting there slinging shots.

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He's going to like, Hey, leave the bottle.

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You know, what's up with you?

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Old timer.

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It's going to be interesting.

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I kind of believe that in like 20 years, you and Alex are really going to be the only people

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who understand each other.

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I think so too.

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I think we already are.

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I think there's a chance that, uh, yeah, yeah.

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You guys are like soulmates where we are star crossed, uh, commentators, producers, programmers,

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content creators.

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Sure.

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You guys are destined to, uh, artists.

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Sure.

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Yes.

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So, uh, we're going to start casters.

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That's the obvious one.

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Yeah.

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On Monday's episode when we were covering, um, last Friday's Alex Jones episode, I discussed

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at the beginning of it, how he's becoming a partisan hack.

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And he's declaring that this next election is the most important of our lifetime of all

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the time.

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All this, uh, and he goes, he doubles down on that a little bit, uh, at the opening of

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today's show, we're only 77 days out from the most important election in U S history

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and many could argue the most important election in world history is ground zero for the battle

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for the future of humanity for the globalists fight rag tag bands of pro America, pro Liberty,

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pro Western pro God individuals.

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Ragtag groups of individuals who love God, who have million dollar studios, complicated

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advertising deals.

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Look, look, even though I sell diamond gusset jeans, even the rebellion in star Wars could

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afford X wings.

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Come on man.

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You gotta have a, you gotta have a financial backing for it.

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There weren't diamond gusset stickers on those X wings.

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That is the biggest issue that I have with the world of star Wars is that there's no

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product placement anywhere on them.

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You got to sponsor a rebellion.

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I would argue.

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I don't know if there are any products in that world other than like X wings.

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I don't see any name brands on anything.

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Uh, Ooh, that's a good question.

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I might've missed some of it though.

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I haven't studied those star Wars movies.

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Well now that's a, that's a new thing to rewatch them for.

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Figure out what brands are doing what for sure.

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Is there Sierra mist in that world?

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I don't think there is.

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It's a long time ago.

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Exactly.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

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Um, I would say that, uh, Hey, let's go with that Palpatine for an important election than

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the midterms.

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There's so many more important elections.

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There's BCPC, which is a before Christ PepsiCo.

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Right?

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That's what it's called.

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Sure.

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How dare Alex cock out his own favorite guy, uh, George Washington, maybe, um, what, like

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on elections.

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He didn't even win.

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Well, what's the second time that was like a default.

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He didn't even knew what to do.

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Fine.

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You can say Andrew Jackson.

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You know what?

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It's like, it's like in baseball.

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I don't count anything before, before black people are allowed to play all the elections.

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Fuck Babe Ruth.

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I don't need that shit until you play against black players, which is exactly what I feel

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like with all the presidents up until fucking not even now, since we're throwing voter rolls

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off the goddamn place.

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I still don't think it's a free and fair election at the end of the day, Dan, everything's got

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asterisks all over.

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Exactly.

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And we should keep Andrew Jackson out of the hall of fame.

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I'll tell you that right now.

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He was juicing.

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There's no doubt.

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Um, so I w I mean, I don't know, I don't want to, I don't want to break this down too far,

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but I would say that, uh, there are more important elections throughout all of history.

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Hitler.

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That's another one.

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That was, that was an important election.

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That was a big one.

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Um, I don't know.

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What else you got?

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Nothing.

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Uh, I think it was when, uh, Oh, the biggest one was probably when Putin won last time

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with 97% of the vote.

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Everybody projected him to win with only 96% of the vote and he outperformed landslide

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victory after that.

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Uh, that's a mandate is what that is.

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I think, I think that Alex is a little bit, um, scurred and he's a little bit, uh, shook

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and that's why he's doing this sort of language anyway.

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It's all good.

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Uh, play your game, baby.

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Um, and that's what he does in this next clip.

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He plays his game and this is, this is pretty fun.

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I actually think that we could probably take him up on this, but it's absolutely not worth

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our time.

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Are you sure they're misquoting me and thousands of publications everywhere saying that I said,

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use battle rifles on the media.

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That's why I'm offering a $1 million dude.

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We need this contest.

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We need this money $1 million reward.

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I don't care what it is, but then of course we'll never be paid out because there is no

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video of me, uh, saying use battle rifles on the media.

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It's a total hoax by Lester Holt.

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It is a hoax by all these individuals.

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Brian Stelter, all of them, they sit there with Jack Dorsey and go, I'm getting chills

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right now.

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He said, come with the battle rifles, engage in criminal activity.

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Now I said, use the judicial system legally and lawfully and go after them criminally.

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That's not quite right.

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If Alex wants to give a million dollars out for anybody who can claim that he's like threatening

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the media and being really violent about them, I could win that in a second.

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I think I could throughout this episode, quite frankly.

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But if he's saying, uh, there's no video or clips of me saying, take the battle rifles

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like that specific clip, then fair play Alex.

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But even if someone did present whatever you're looking for to you, he's never going to give

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them that million dollars.

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No, I know.

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So it's, it's a, it's a hopeless quest, but we could, we could definitely put together

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if I'd had more time and wasn't yelling at a bank all day, I probably could have put

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together a super clip of him threatening the media.

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Yeah, that would probably be, that would probably be easy.

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That happens a lot.

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It happens a lot more these days too.

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But you should know that they're lying about him and that's why he's comfortable with this

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million dollar offer that he obviously doesn't have that million dollars right away, which

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is exactly why Trump is comfortable not testifying or giving a deposition to Mueller.

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It's because they're all lying about it.

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Why would he even bother?

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He's too correct.

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He's too correct.

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So Alex knows that they're lying about him and he knows, as we talked about on the last

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episode a little bit, that the reason they're doing that is because the media is about to

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false flag themselves in order to blame the Patriots, which is why, again, it's fine for

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the Patriots to go out and murder everybody.

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It's a false flag.

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Don't worry about it.

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And not too surprisingly, this is a theme that Alex has decided to turn into one of

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his main talking points.

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Kill everyone.

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Here's an article on Infowars.com detailing the actual quotes and the actual video versus

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their criminal, vicious fraud ahead of framing the American people with events on their own

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institutions.

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You can smell it.

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You can see it.

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It'd be like if you had a neighbor and they told you, you know, fire is to burn down houses,

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hoping you go out of town next weekend to the beach.

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Nobody burns your house down to be like, what?

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Just hear weird neighbor and then later you come home and your house is burned down and

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you call the police.

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You say, hey, my neighbor sets up about they go, well, that's funny, Mr. Brown or Mr. Johnson

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or Mr. whatever his name is.

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There's real cases like this that have happened quite a few times.

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He's been twice of arson and is mentally ill and then they go arresting.

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And I mean, they're they're saying your house is going to get burned down.

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Our house is going to get burned down.

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The right wingers are going to attack us.

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Look, Alex Jones is saying, and he's saying it.

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Meanwhile, in the very video, I'm like, they're going to false flag themselves and stage events

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against themselves.

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President Trump, they are setting this up to do it.

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We and they've got Antifa saying they're coming with weapons to members of Congress's houses.

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They've already shot and attacked Congressman Scalise and attacked Rand Paul until they

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want to kidnap your son and rape him with pedophiles.

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Well, they did not do that last part.

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Peter Fonda can say that, Peter Fonda.

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That's great.

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That's not bad.

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So the thing I'm looking at here is that makes no sense.

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The metaphor would need to be that your crazy neighbor is saying that you are going to burn

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down his house beforehand or something like that.

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It has nothing to do with your house.

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And then he burns his own house in order to frame you for it.

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Right.

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That's a false flag.

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You need to generate pity for yourself if your house is burned down.

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So his metaphor doesn't really hold.

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It kind of makes no sense.

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But I don't expect it to make much sense, because as we talked about already, this is

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just a preemptive narrative building.

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So when something does happen and someone does take a shot at a journalist, Alex and

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his listener's conscience can be free.

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It's really, really fucking disgusting to know that in league with the guy who is saying

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that the media is our enemy and they should be destroyed is a guy who's saying, don't

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worry about it, because the media is doing it to themselves.

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Right, right, right.

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It's victim blaming.

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Like, what are you fucking talking about?

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The definition of gaslighting, should something happen?

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And even if it doesn't, like, you don't we don't really get to know the private goings

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on of all of these journalists, but a lot of times people have posted threats they've

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gotten and things like that.

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And you just have to extrapolate in your mind how much more of is it there that you don't

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see?

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I mean, people have to deal with that a whole lot and they shouldn't.

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Well, when you consider when you factor in the massive, massive rise in hate crimes that

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have been committed since the moment Trump was allowed to speak out loud.

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Do you see that the German study about Facebook usage?

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Huh?

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They I didn't I don't have all the details.

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I don't trust the Germans.

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Yeah, they're very, very sketchy.

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Merkel, who knows what she's up to.

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Still not forgiving them.

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You know what I'm saying?

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I'm just keeping it a wary eye.

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It takes a while.

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Keeping a wary eye on them.

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There was a study that was done and I don't have all the details in front of me, but the

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broad strokes of it were that they found that even if you separate out all sorts of other

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demographic features like class, income brackets, race, political affiliation, they found that

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in places where Facebook usage was one derivation away, one statistical derivation away from

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the center, there was one more than the incidence of hate crimes rose like 50 percent.

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So they did like what, a regression analysis that said that there was a high correlation

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between the two?

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Yeah.

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It's not causation, obviously.

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Right.

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But it is very interesting data that I hope people do more looking into because it does

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sort of seem to indicate that no matter where you fall on a lot of spectrums, the inundation

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of bullshit online does tend to radicalize people.

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So I don't know.

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Let's go back to city states that don't communicate with each other.

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Now you and Alex are talking.

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I think that makes more sense.

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Yeah.

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We need to wall off Chicago.

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Build that wall, Rom.

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That's the that would be an interesting way for him to lose the election.

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Yeah.

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Fuck Gary, Indiana.

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We got to get rid of those guys.

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Perhaps.

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You know what?

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That actually might solve our gun running issue, though.

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All of our guns come from Indiana.

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So maybe we build a wall between Illinois and Indiana.

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Well, there's no way that makes as much sense as any other wall.

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There's no way that people who run guns from one state to another would get around that.

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No, no.

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Come on.

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Impossible.

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We're functioning roads and we don't even have taxes anymore.

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So fuck that.

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So I think that your idea for Illinois politics and the next evolution of it is interesting.

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I'm going to take down Rom.

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But now, Jordan, I wanted to save this till the end and just be a huge tease, but I have

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to do this chronologically.

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All right.

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So now we get to already.

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So here's the big one.

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The craziest clip I think I've ever heard.

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All right.

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On this show.

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Put your mic down.

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Turn it up for me a little bit.

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All right.

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And don't, don't scream over this.

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All right.

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I won't scream.

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Hold in your screams.

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Google.

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Google would love to have me arrested and killed.

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Yeah.

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Raw teed.

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She, I've never killed anybody.

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Technically one guy two years.

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Well, I had some health problems later, but technically I didn't.

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The point is I've never killed him.

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What?

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What?

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Alex killed a guy.

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What?

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Alex killed a guy.

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Alex fucking killed a guy.

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Alex totally killed a guy.

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We got to go from the top.

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Holy shit.

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What?

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Google would love to have me arrested and killed.

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Yeah.

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Raw teed.

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She, I've never killed anybody.

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Technically one guy two years.

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Well, I've had some health problems later, but technically I didn't.

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The point is I didn't kill a guy and not the, I didn't kill a guy that you want to hear

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no technically I didn't kill a guy technically he killed that even mean he killed a guy.

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But I mean like I didn't finish the job.

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Didn't do the, the denouement.

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Like what are you talking about?

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And did you hear how it almost sounded like he said a few years ago, this isn't like when

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he was a kid and his street fighting days or anything like that.

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He had some health problems too.

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It wasn't like he, he fucking killed a guy.

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Absolutely.

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So he got into, so here's what I'm hearing out of that.

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He got into like a fight of some sort and this guy had some health problems and it turned

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out that Alex caused those health problems to murder that guy, meaning Alex killed a

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guy.

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So at this point for us to like sort of spit ball, the specifics of it is kind of irresponsible

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except what we can say is by his own words, I think he killed a guy.

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I think he killed a guy.

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He definitely, holy fucking shit.

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He killed a guy.

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He definitely feels partially responsible for a murder.

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You know what the issue here is?

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What?

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He does not experience a lot of guilt in that clip.

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I feel like there should be a lot more going on if you go like this, you should have been

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like, I mean, technically, technically I didn't kill him.

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I didn't.

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But, but he would never have brought it up and gone down that road if there wasn't some

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kernel of something in the back of his mind, it's like, I did do that.

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I am responsible for that.

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I am a murderer or at least a manslaughter.

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And by his definition, he's killed at least 10 children with his abortions that he's had.

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So he's a mass murderer by his own definition.

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Alex is the serial killer.

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We always assumed that he was.

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Damn.

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So you add in throwing or killing dogs and that too, which is a natural sort of jumping

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off point for a serial killer.

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Yeah, no.

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When you kill dogs, like the first thing that you see in serial killers is cruelty to animals

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at a young age.

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Absolutely.

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He's a serial killer.

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I'm, I'm willing to now give his credit as a self-confessed murderer, Alex Jones.

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I will take it.

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So we got to start back over at the beginning of this clip because I think added into the

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weirdness and what I think makes this the craziest clip I've ever heard is the confession

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of murder and then where he goes after it.

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Like I think there's a part of his brain it's like, whoops.

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And then you can see the gears turning kind of, and he jumps into like, I'm going to distract

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everyone so they don't realize what I just fucking said on my show.

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Google would, Google would love to have me arrested and killed guaranteed, see I've never

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killed anybody.

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Technically one guide health problems later, but technically I didn't.

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The point is I've never killed and, but these people have helped China kill millions and

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now they're bringing it here.

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And then they sit there all day and go, Alex Jones was mean to the Sandy hook families.

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Alex Jones won't stop saying no one died.

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And I'm like, I, I, that's out of context.

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I didn't say that the way you're saying it, please stop saying, I'm saying it was so hurtful.

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And they go, no, you hurt children.

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You hurt children.

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Meanwhile, they help China, the biggest mass murders in history.

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They lie to get us into these wars.

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They fund the Arab spring to, to, to, to topple, uh, regimes that are actually a more democratic.

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So Alex, you killed a guy.

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Yeah.

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Why are you talking?

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No, but it's brilliant the way he spins his wheels and like, he's like, all right, everybody

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else murders.

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It's like, he's fought.

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Like he's about to fall off a cliff wall that he's climbing when he says they killed a guy

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basically.

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Um, and then like, he's like, uh, China, China kills people too.

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Getting his hand on a new grip.

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He's a good slice alone and cliffhanger is what he's doing.

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Yeah, exactly.

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He's found his next handhold and he's like, all right, all right, I can climb, I can climb

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from here.

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Uh, they do some terrible things and uh, you know, while there's the ghost of the guy that

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he's killed waiting at the bottom, just staring like a, you're next, holy shit, you're next.

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Who did he kill?

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I don't know.

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That is, can we, is that, do we have standing?

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No.

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Can we call somebody, is there a call to make?

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To quote the wire, murder stays murder.

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That's not something that goes away.

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I want to know way more details on that story.

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God.

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So also, uh, when we're recording this last night, he was on coast to coast AM and if

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I had heard this clip before that, you bet your ass I would have called in and been like,

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Hey Alex, on the radio, you said you killed a guy, what's up with that?

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So holy shit.

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Yeah.

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We need to know more about that.

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Uh, I don't know if we'll ever get to the bottom of it, but congratulations, Alex.

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You just admitted on air that you probably killed a guy.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I wonder if right wing watching media matters are talking about that.

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I don't know.

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He just admitted he killed a guy.

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If you are the guy that Alex killed, please call five Oh three neon nip.

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Yeah.

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Oh also, by the way, shit.

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I know.

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We got to do that at the top of the show.

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I remember.

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Do we have one now?

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We have a call.

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Did somebody kill him?

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Should we go to the car?

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We should go to this call.

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We need something to like, we need to cleanse the palette because that is, that should be

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the end of our fucking show is that that's like, that's like, that's such a jinx moment.

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That's whenever Bob Durst is like, Oh, cause you killed everybody.

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What did I do?

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Kill them all.

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I'm shocked Alex didn't start burping weirdly in the middle of that.

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Where was this tick?

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Yeah.

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I suppose his tick was to blame the Chinese.

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He did do the ear thing.

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Oh, he did do the ear thing.

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Um, I don't know.

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I, this is from the podcast.

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I didn't watch that, but I did also find it on YouTube with very few views once again.

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So that's great.

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Um, but yes, as a palette cleanser, let's go to the phone lines.

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We got a very awesome, uh, did somebody from Chico kill a guy and then left us a message?

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Do we, do, did we discover is Alex the Zodiac killer?

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Maybe we did not get a call from Chico, nor did we get a call about Alex killing somebody,

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but we've got our first international message.

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Oh shit.

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Hello.

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This is Sonja from Sweden.

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I'm just calling to say thank you for this amazing show that you do.

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It's very helpful to get me through the days of work, so that's good.

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And I know I'm probably supposed to tell you to come here and do a live show, but I'm a

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very reasonable person, so I'm not going to do that.

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Um, anyway, that was about it.

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I just wanted to say thank you and, um, yeah.

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Okay.

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Oh, thank you so much, Sonja.

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Oh my God, Sonja, I'm going to fucking cry.

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I'm going to fucking cry.

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What are you talking about?

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We got a call from fucking Sweden.

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I didn't even know they had phones.

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Wow.

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That's probably a bigotry there on some level, the soft bigotry of diminished expectations

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coming out in your view of Europe.

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Come on.

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What are you talking about?

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Obviously Sweden has a more competent phone system than we do.

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They can call here.

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We, I don't even know how to call in Sweden.

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I think you have to do a country code.

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We have one.

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Yeah.

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We're number one.

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Is that why?

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I don't know.

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Probably because we invented phones.

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Fuck that, China.

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Thank you so much, Sonja.

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Thank you so much.

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It's so great to hear from you.

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We appreciate your long time support of the show and you're the best.

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It really does.

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It is.

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It is fantastic to hear your voice, Sonja.

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You have been a huge supporter for a long time.

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Also, why didn't you tell us about Alex killing a guy, Sonja?

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You knew it.

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If you can call America, you could have figured that shit out way in advance.

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I thought that we were doing that to get us off of the killing topic.

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I'm sorry.

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It's hard to move on from that.

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That's all I've got.

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Bananas.

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So now let's try our best to deal with this.

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Now we see Alex through the prism of murder and see if we can still do the show, quite

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frankly.

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The prism of murder.

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Well, I mean, it's very difficult.

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As we learn more things like that, the white supremacy has been a part of his rhetoric

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for a decade, at least, and he's awful.

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It's hard to look at him the same way as we get these new layers of awareness.

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And I don't know if there's any more than he killed a guy.

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How do we see him as the same person anymore?

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When he's drunk and forlorn, it's no longer like, isn't this funny?

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He's experiencing some guilt over killing a guy.

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He's wrestling with demons, like hardcore demons.

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Which is why he thinks they're real, because they're plaguing him after killing a guy.

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He knows they're demons because he is cheating.

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He doesn't get like a little bit of sleep because he's too busy working on the info

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war.

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It's because he's crying.

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I'm fine with that.

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I somewhat jokingly assumed that he had killed a guy.

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It is still jarring to hear him say, I killed a guy.

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Well, not technically.

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That's not a defense.

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Yeah.

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That's bad.

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It's not a defense.

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I mean, you're on a fucking radio show, man.

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If you just say, I've never killed a guy, no one's going to be like, yes, you have.

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All right.

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So I, okay.

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Just stop it.

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I never killed a guy.

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I hit him with my car.

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Right.

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But technically the health, I was so drunk.

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I was in the passenger seat at the time.

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The car killed him.

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I wasn't even doing any health problems that came later from the night.

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All right.

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All right.

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We're going to be here all night.

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If we don't stop talking about the potential murder here.

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Murderer.

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All right.

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So now we'll get on to another topic here, and that is Alex completely lying about what

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is very clearly his timeline about George Soros.

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They are using a Maoist playbook.

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You think they're playing games?

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These people are not playing games.

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They're funded by a crazy Nazi collaborator who, when I was a teenager, was on the layer

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news hour that he was an international criminal that overthrew governments and devalued currencies

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and stole people's pension funds.

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By the way, it would be the McNeil layer hour back then, but also, dude, you didn't know

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about Soros before.

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You didn't know about him since you were a teen.

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Nope.

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That's such bullshit.

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We're going back into like even 2009, he lists all of his arch globalists, his main enemies.

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Soros has never come up.

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I found one clip that Bob Chapman brings up George Soros and Alex doesn't register it

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at all.

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Doesn't know the name.

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He goes on to another thing and the way that Bob Chapman's bringing him up is not even

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as like he's an evil guy.

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It's just that he's a rich dude who doesn't agree with us politically.

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It's not even in terms of like he's masterminding stuff.

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Yeah, I'm excited to know when that happens.

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Alex dismisses it out of hand.

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So the idea that he's known about him as some sort of monster who overthrows countries since

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he's a teen is categorically not true.

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It's a very recent piece of his worldview.

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So I like that I like that move that he's doing, which also bullshit Alex in in ironic

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defense of China.

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The mouse playbook does include the Statue of Liberty play.

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So that kind of undercuts your argument.

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Right.

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We flicker.

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Yeah.

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The 48 special.

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False.

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Fake pun.

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False flag pun.

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False flag pun.

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Now I want an info Wars football playbook.

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That's what I need.

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Great.

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Yeah.

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That would be good.

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Oh yeah.

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That's right.

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We still haven't written a book that's supposed to make us money.

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Oh boy.

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We're going to get there.

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I'm basically like almost at book length for what I'm working on right now.

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So hey, there'll be a book that you don't have to buy.

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We're fucked.

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Yeah.

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We're great at this.

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Oh boy.

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Free online book coming soon spread out on a ton of different web pages.

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Yeah.

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Anyway.

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I don't know why I'm talking about Soros yet.

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And I'll say on our last episode, we talked about how for Lorne to get him on SNL, Alex

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needs three characters.

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Right.

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And he's got Cuomo and Sanders that are very close.

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Pretty much the same character.

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They're very close.

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They are also his mentally handicapped character, which is dicey at best.

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Yeah.

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We're always remiss to not bring up that that thank you, welcome to McDonald's, may I take

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your order?

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Is very offensive.

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Well, it's a direct, what he's doing is a commercial from the nineties from McDonald's

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where there was a guy with down syndrome who worked at McDonald's.

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And so that is what he's making fun of, which makes it even more offensive.

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Man.

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We've been nineties.

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We're fucking crazy.

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What we've been even too fair when we make fun of how bad that impression is.

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Cause we don't even bring into it that he's making fun of a downside or someone with down

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syndrome.

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Cause I didn't know.

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Yeah.

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Man.

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Yeah.

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He sucks, but it's weird how much better and worse a place it is than it was in the nineties.

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Yeah.

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So, uh, Jordan, we now have his third character.

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Yes.

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We, uh, we hit, like I said, Cuomo Sanders and now George Soros slightly meets Dracula.

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I'm just supposed to roll over to some crazy Nazi collaborator that overthrows countries

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and steals old people's pension funds.

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And you've got the entire Hollywood scumbaggery worshiping you.

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It was happy making time when I would help round up the Jews.

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I feel not bad about it at all.

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I'll say right now, not the worst impression.

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As far as his accents go, I'm going to give him a solid B on this.

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He's like, again, grading on a scale.

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Right, right.

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I mean, the content of it is hot bullshit, but I do think that he's, he's in the ballpark

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of Hungarian.

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I'll give him that.

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It's not too far off.

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Okay.

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I've heard Soros talk before and it's not, it's not crazy far off.

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Does he?

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It's not good.

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I don't like the mixing up verb tenses, though.

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That's okay.

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No, that, that's bad.

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But again, like I'm saying, the content is bad, but just the voice, the vocal quality.

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Not terrible.

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He's done so much worse and he's about to.

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B.

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I said it was very invigorating time for me in my life.

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I love the Transylvania accent too.

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It's not Transylvania.

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It's almost fun to do what we do to you and you don't even know it, do you?

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It's so much good times.

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My son is at spirit cooking events.

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He looks even no one gets in our way.

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Is that salacious?

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Get him.

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Joe's got our way.

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The Star Wars reference is flying fast and loose.

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You asked the port's former Nazi camp guard 95 to Germany.

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He just convicted it, but not Soros.

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No, no, no.

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He doesn't get shipped away.

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He's a good man.

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Well, that's because he wasn't a Nazi.

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It's like, Hey, Alex, are you mad that this Nazi got deported?

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Who was hiding in America?

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Are you mad about that?

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I don't know why you would be.

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Sense of fairness, right?

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If you're going to deport one Nazi, why aren't we deporting all Nazis?

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It's because we would get rid of 90% of his listeners.

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If we go for that argument, I'm listening.

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I'm listening.

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Right?

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The rule of law.

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Why only this old dude?

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Right.

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Sure.

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Sure.

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We can do better, but if your argument is, why are we getting rid of this old dude when

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we could get rid of George Soros?

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I would say very substantial reasons.

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One again, he's not a Nazi, never was.

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And it does make it seem like he doesn't want that old guy deported.

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And if his argument were he's fucking 95, just like let him die.

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Then I'd listen.

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I would say, yeah, it's probably not worth it to go through the rigmarole of deporting

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him.

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On the other hand, he's a fucking Nazi who gives a shit if he's uncomfortable at 95.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to go with all of my sympathies.

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And when you ushered people into an oven, I, yeah.

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I agree.

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I see a logistical argument for why it's probably not worth it, but I don't give a shit.

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And I also, I'm not charmed by arguments that are like, why are we deporting this guy when

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we could do more?

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Right.

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Deport more people.

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I mean, if you're going to go with like a pure profit loss statement, I mean, yeah,

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you've got, you're losing more money deporting the guy than you would be if you just left

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him alone.

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But you know, on the moral profit and loss, I mean, I still don't care.

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I'm going to go with, I don't care.

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I'm going to punt on this one.

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Sure.

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Okay.

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Um, yeah.

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It's just, who cares?

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Anyway.

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Alex.

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Hey, why is that even a news story?

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Isn't that, isn't that interesting?

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I think it's one of those, like the world has become so fucked up that that's a feel

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good story.

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Like there used to be the cat gets rescued from tree in local news and now it's, well,

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at least we got one Nazi out of here.

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Or like five, six years ago it was tranquilized bear falls out of tree and everybody could

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feel great about that.

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Yeah.

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Oh, he's fine.

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He's doing great.

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Nobody was hurt.

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We got a funny picture.

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Yeah.

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You were like rolls over and he doesn't fall far and he looks like a little kid or eight.

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There's those goats that you yell at and they fall over.

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Oh, that's a real good story to have those.

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We found a 90 year old Nazi hanging out and we kicked him out of the country.

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That's not good.

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That's a sign of a bad times.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's not great.

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Yeah.

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That's a, that's a real bad scoreboard for us in the Nazis still where it's like, all

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right, we got one Nazi out of here.

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Now we returned to having a president who's a Nazi.

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God damn it.

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Yeah, it's not great.

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Yeah.

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So Alex knows that he is a man.

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You know that?

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So he's a man and he's not afraid.

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He's like weird perverse, like a monstrous idea of a man.

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He's like bone crusher and that he's never scared.

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Right.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Because the globalists are something to be feared, but he's not afraid of them.

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Okay.

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Well that's nice.

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And he rambles about it.

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Can't live your life in fear.

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He rambles about it so nonsensically in this next clip.

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This is what they're doing.

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Now I need to tell you this right now.

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What?

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People say, why didn't somebody stand for the globalist?

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Why didn't somebody take action?

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Well, cause people are scared.

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That's why.

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Cowards.

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And, and I'll be honest with you.

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I don't want to call it fear cause I'm not a big flight guy, more of a fight guys, but

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this is

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This whole operation is me seeing a bunch of serious tyrants that think I'm a slave

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and think you're a slave and they think because I'm not a psychopath or sociopath and I have

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deep chivalry that I'm not a fool.

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Like that iodine baby.

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Look empty.

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You act empty.

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Your, your families are ugly and stupid.

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You look like you have been cursed to hell.

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I know you have horrible lives.

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I know all about you.

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I don't want to be with you.

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Understand?

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It's about, it's an energy thing.

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I want to go with the energy that loves people and builds things and it's open and honorable.

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I will serve your satanic system ever.

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And I pray to Jesus Christ and the, and the father and the Holy spirit moves across the

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world and gets humanity to awaken before we go into an even deeper level of this because

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this is our last chance.

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And Trump is a final signpost on the way to hell pointing back saying, go back, go back.

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This way leads destruction.

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Now at the end there, he thinks, what he's saying is that Trump is good in some way because

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it's warning against the evils of liberalism or whatever.

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Except he's really close to hell.

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He's a sign that you have, you only get to Trump when you're really close to hell.

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And the way I hear that is Trump is a warning that like, Hey, if you go along the path,

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I'm taking you down.

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That's where hell goes.

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Also, isn't he re isn't he like referencing abandoned all hope ye who enter.

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Trump is a sign that says abandoned all hope ye who enter.

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That's a apt metaphor now.

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Yeah.

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That makes perfect sense.

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If you go further.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Hey buddy, guess what?

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You're in my world now.

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Fuck off.

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Mm hmm.

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So that's real weird.

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And like that rambling nonsense about like not being afraid and all this and like info

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wars is like this, we fight that stuff and it's coming after that weird Soros Dracula

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impression.

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I'm just sitting here listening to this and I'm like, why are you doing the show anymore?

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That's a good question.

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What are you doing?

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Fun.

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Like I understand.

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Why are we doing this show?

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I enjoy it.

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See, there you go.

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And we found out that he's a fucking murderer today.

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That's a great day.

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There's not a great day.

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We never know what we're going to find under that rock.

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Is it going to be a bug or a confession of murder?

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You don't know.

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And that's what keeps me going.

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It keeps me excited.

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Oh yeah.

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Um, and so I, and what else am I going to do?

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Quite frankly?

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I don't want to do standup anymore.

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I don't want to seriously, I don't want a nine to five.

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I swear to God, you two are the only people who understand each other.

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Yeah.

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That's my mission is to one day, uh, just move in together and oh, I just wrote the

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best TV show.

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No.

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Odd couple to the max.

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No, no, no, no.

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Also, what kind of fucking?

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I want to be, I want to be the Clarice to his Hannibal.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Like I want to be the guy who is like the only person he'll talk to when he's in prison.

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All right.

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That's the goal.

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I want to fish out a water comedy where you take a, your first entry level job at info

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wars and you're all trying to navigate your way to the top.

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It's great.

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How to make it an info wars without even trying.

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And influence people.

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Of course.

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Right.

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Although for somebody who claims that he wants to go towards good energy, has he ever put

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out any positive energy on his show ever?

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I mean, he's against like marijuana.

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Yeah, but he's against it.

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Like I mean like, like a positive, no, no, no.

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That's a positive outcome.

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That's not a positive energy.

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Oh no.

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Then no.

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You know, like there's never been a situation on his show where you're like, I actually

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feel good.

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Well, like when he, even when he yells about loving life and stuff like that, it's angry.

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It's brutal.

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It's still even like, I love life.

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Yeah.

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Look, I don't know.

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That's bad.

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But you know, go to see someone about his aura.

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Yeah.

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Get his chakras rebalanced.

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That's a good idea.

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Uh, but we actually find out later that he's not into mysticism, but uh, but he kind of

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is.

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We'll get into that.

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We'll get into these for a little bit later.

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Okay.

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So before we get there, uh, you might or may not, you know, who knows, be into mysticism.

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One thing he isn't too is talking about the devil.

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But this is the final course and that's why the enemy's activating.

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It's why they're getting so satanic.

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It's why they're so hateful now because they want your soul.

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They want your energy.

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They want to run your mind and, and, and they've already turned all their minions over to a

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form of spiritual possession of just hate.

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They're around major reporters now.

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They literally go, that's the spirit.

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It's a, it's a, it's like zombiosis and I just look at them and feel sorry for them.

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They don't know how to handle that and they'll kind of, I mean these people will do anything.

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They'd love to see us and they won't do that.

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They already helped China run it, so we need financial support.

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Last day, yesterday, I have not come up with new specials yet.

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Easter sale.

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He hasn't come up with new specials?

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No.

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So the old specials, they were supposed to end yesterday.

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Still in effect.

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What new specials are there to come up with?

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I don't know.

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It's all the same shit.

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It's the same special.

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Yeah.

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It's like Taco Bell.

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We've been on two years of the same Easter special, man.

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It's Taco Bell, man.

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It's the same ingredients put into a slightly different, uh, combination.

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Bread delivery system.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's all his specials are.

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It's like free shipping on everyone.

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Yeah.

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50% off the store.

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I'm going to put Doritos in there.

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Yeah.

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Maybe.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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Volcano sauce.

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You guys.

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Oh shit.

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You guys sign up for auto shipping.

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We're going to toss in a year's worth of food.

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Oh, buckets.

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You know what?

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Alex already has buckets.

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Like he has survival food.

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He's like, that's a thing that we is now just, I don't like that.

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My life involves like, Oh yeah, this guy sells buckets, but who's got more buckets before

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this show.

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The only guy who had buckets was fucking Colonel Sanders dance, right?

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That's good.

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Good.

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Good.

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One.

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I don't mean that sarcastically.

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The timing wasn't right for me to laugh and I feel bad about it, but I enjoy it.

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Um, uh, you're the best straight man there, everyone like Dick Smothers over here.

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Um, wait, that was their son, wasn't it?

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I have no idea.

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I'm letting this go.

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I'm just letting this go.

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Whichever Smothers it was.

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The brothers.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Man.

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I read a book about them.

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Those guys were awesome.

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They were fucking insane though.

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Like they were, they were like a rock star duo.

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Like it's crazy.

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Yeah.

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They're real cool.

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I recommend their biography.

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Yeah.

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They fuck a lot.

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Yeah.

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I don't know if that's cool or not.

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Their son was a porn star.

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Really?

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Dick Smothers.

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Yeah.

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He ended up becoming a porn star.

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But God, he must've killed a lot of people with that dick.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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The balls.

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All right.

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Fuck this.

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Fuck you.

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You know that's called being a great straight man, Dan.

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All right.

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I deserve that.

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So in this next clip, so Jordan, what I would say is that the second hour of this show is

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a wash.

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Okay.

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We're not going to listen to anything from it.

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Okay.

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Because Alex brings in David Knight.

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Oh, come on.

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But as I was listening to it, I couldn't tell if Alex had just left and David Knight was

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taking over because he played a four minute long promo piece about David Knight's show,

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The Real News.

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Right.

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Because it's the only one you can still find anywhere.

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But in the promo of it, it goes from him doing an introduction of your host, David Knight.

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And then David Knight comes in and it's like, hi, I'm David Knight.

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This is The Real News.

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We're talking to Lionel.

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And it's like, ugh.

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It's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, this promo package involves coming in from break

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and part of his real show.

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What is going on?

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It was very confusing.

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Yeah.

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But it did include this.

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And this is probably the only thing I think is worth listening to because it's fucking

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hysterical.

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He's not sorry when snowflakes can't handle the truth.

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It's your host, David Knight.

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He's not sorry if snowflakes can't handle his shit, bro.

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Dude, everyone can handle David Knight's shit.

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Yeah, I think so.

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That's why he's still allowed on all of these platforms.

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Everyone, even everyone who is piling on with Alex was like, oh yeah, David Knight is a

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zero.

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Interestingly, everyone can handle David Knight and simultaneously no one can.

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Yeah.

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Because it's so goddamn boring.

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Again, zero.

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There's no positive or negative.

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He's just there.

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He's just mostly, most of his appearance is Alex trying to get in and being like, yeah,

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not only that, but.

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And then also David Knight talking a lot about the fourth turning, which is that philosophy

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that Steve Bannon describes to a lot.

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I read an interview with the guy who put that forth, not Strauss because he died in like

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2007, the other guy, I think Howe might be his name.

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But I read an article where he was explaining his philosophies and they're not in favor

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of what Trump is doing necessarily.

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Like the actual philosophies are not.

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They're actually, they kind of lead to like this behavior that's being demonstrated by

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Trump is a negative thing and it only precipitates more of the crisis that is described by the

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fourth turning.

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Yeah.

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So again, everything that the conservatives have said they believe this entire time is

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invalidated and in fact 180 degrees from what Trump is actually doing and they don't care.

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So fuck them.

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Yeah.

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So it's not really.

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What would happen if Alex goes on David's show?

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Would he do that?

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I think David Knight's been kicked off everything too.

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You think so?

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I think so.

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Okay.

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I think it was a slow roll on him.

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But also it doesn't matter because David Knight didn't, I don't think he had as much sort of

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traction, as much exposure and stuff like that.

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So I think a lot of his play was coming from post getting posted on the Infowars Alex Jones

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channel and stuff like that.

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So when that's taken away, his reach has diminished entirely as well.

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So even if the show is still searchable on X, Y, or Z thing, I still don't think it matters

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that much.

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It's still controlled by the same bands that Alex is crippled by.

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So I don't know.

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All right.

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Stealth move for Alex.

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Slowly take over David Knight's show.

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It's not a terrible idea.

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It's not a terrible idea, right?

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Like nobody's going to go for the second kill.

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Everybody's going to be like, I mean, we got him once.

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Let's just ignore him from here on out.

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And then slowly he's just like, Hey David, I'm going to do an hour of your show.

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No big deal.

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And then, Hey David, while I'm talking, maybe you don't need to be around fundamental problem

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with that.

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Alex doesn't want to get on air at eight in the morning.

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Ooh, that is a big issue.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I think he couldn't get out of bed that early.

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That I agree.

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I that's the only decision Alex has made in a long time that I support wholly.

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So I don't like, we're not going to listen to anything of David Knight's interview, but

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I forgot that there was this one clip that I think is pretty interesting about David

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Knight's past.

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So what six, seven years ago entered a contest, he didn't win the contest, but he ended up

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moving down here from North Carolina with his family to sweltering Texas.

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And I love Texas, but let me tell you, North Carolina is a lot prettier and a lot nicer,

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right?

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But I mean, I love it up there.

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And he pulled up stakes, sold his house, his business, and came down here and he's helped

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change the world.

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And I wanted to get him on the one year anniversary because they've been trying to shut him out

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and you're destroying his, his YouTube channel and 9 million subscribers.

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There's no way he had 9 million real subscribers, but be that as it may, he's the Dave Holmes

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of Infowars.

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He didn't win the contest and yet he got his own show.

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Are you telling me that there was a Jesse Camp who won the show?

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So David Knight in this metaphor is Mike TV in Willy Wonka, like he didn't actually win

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the contest.

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No, but you know who I think did?

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But then Mike TV turned out to run the, this is stupid.

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You know who I'm pretty sure did?

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Who?

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Leanne McAdoo.

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Did she win the contest?

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Well, I know that she won a contest in order to become an Infowars reporter.

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I know that.

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I really don't like the whole contest as test of whether or not you should.

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Turns out a lot of his employees came from contests.

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You know why?

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He loves a fucking contest.

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You know why most major businesses don't hire people based on contests?

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Unreliable.

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Unreliable.

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You're looking for consistency.

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Poor predictor of talent.

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Yeah, it's not good.

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I don't know if you've ever been to a comedy contest, Dan.

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Boy, I've lost some.

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Not necessarily a measurement of quality or skill.

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At Deja Vu in Columbia, Missouri, there was a comedy contest and I was a part of it and

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I lost.

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But one of the nights that I was on, there were two musical acts, right?

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Two guitar comedy acts.

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That's brutal.

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One guitar comedy act is awful.

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One of them was a friend of mine who I'm not going to name because it seemed like I was

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shitting on him, which I kind of am, but I don't want to make it personal.

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His name's Mike Oldroyd, but he showed up late.

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So he wasn't there when the first guitar act went on.

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So he didn't know?

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No.

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His act wasn't entirely guitar, but one of his big bits was he would do a cover of Hey

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There Delilah.

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Oh no.

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Did the other guitar guy do a cover?

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No.

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Hold on.

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No, Dan.

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No.

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I'm going to cry.

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His parody of it was, I don't remember the rest of the verses, but the chorus was,

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Hey, you got some big titties, oh, ones I want to squeeze.

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It was terrible.

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Yeah.

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Terrible.

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Yeah.

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So what's his name again?

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Mike Oldroyd.

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Still doing comedy.

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I think he's out in LA.

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He's probably doing great.

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Good luck out there, buddy.

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I hope that song still kills.

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Oh yeah.

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Because it's become a TV show song.

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So the first guitar act also did a parody of Hey There Delilah.

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That's such a-

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That was very similar.

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That's crazy.

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It wasn't exactly the same, but it was very similar.

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But like I said, Oldroyd showed up after that, so he didn't know.

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And none of us who knew him knew that he was going to do that act until he was walking

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towards stage with his guitar.

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No.

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And so he gets up on stage and does it, and it usually goes really well at that club because

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it's a club full-

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Of course, because it's what they do.

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Well, and Deja Vu was a club where it was mostly like... The people who were in the

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comedy room were just underage people who knew that they could drink there with fake

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IDs and stuff like that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And you had to go to the show before the dance party downstairs.

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Oh, okay.

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They had a club downstairs, and upstairs was the comedy club.

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And so it was mostly-

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The comedy business is honest and true.

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It was mostly drunk 18-year-olds who were in the audience, so that sort of fucking thing

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could generally kill there.

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Of course.

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And so just the look in his face when he gets up there and does a Hey There Delilah cover,

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just getting nothing but confused looks from the audience, it was one of the best days

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of my life.

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I was like... He was so confused, and I was sitting back there, I was like, yeah.

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That is incredible.

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Just nothing.

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That's an incredible story.

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Nothing from the audience.

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That's an incredible story, Dan.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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We had a lot of fun back in Missouri.

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Oh, man, Missouri.

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Anyway-

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Hot bed of comedy.

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Alex killed a guy, and we had fun in Missouri.

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Two things you can take away from this story.

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Right.

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So, I mean, this is only... I'm getting wistful because David Knight has come up in a need

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to spice it up a little.

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Yeah, we got to bail on that.

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So we get to the third hour here, and Alex Jones comes in with some of my favorite intro

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music of his, which is super misplaced on his show, and then says something pretty weird.

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You know, this morning, I was in there making breakfast with my four children, and get ready

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to take three of them to school, and I was exhausted, and I was tired, and I went in

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and brushed my teeth.

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I looked at my face, how old I looked, and how exhausted, and I just never looked better.

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I disagree.

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What?

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Strongly disagree.

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Has he shaved?

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No.

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All right.

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Well, then, invalidated.

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And those pictures of when he was 20, he looked great.

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As much as I'd like to, you know, shit on him.

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Have not seen this.

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He looks amazing.

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Does he look amazing?

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Oh, my God.

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He was built like a brick shit house.

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Yeah.

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Nothing but muscle.

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Yeah.

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So, no, you've looked better.

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And, hey, man, he's got to stop playing Baltimore.

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That's ridiculous.

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That is so offensive.

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I just want him to play a song and then... I would love for him to sing along with that

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one, too.

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No, but I want him to sing along with the Highwaymen while that song is playing.

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I want him to be singing a completely different song.

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Because if you sing along with those lyrics, you'd have to be like, hm, this seems super

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gay.

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Yeah.

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This seems like a song about being in the closet.

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If Alex just shows up and is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Jungle life.

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I'm heading into nowhere on my own like Tarzan boy.

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What if he really does have a good singing voice?

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Night to night.

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Give me the other.

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Give me the other.

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He just can't do it on the show.

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He's putting on his fake voice.

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Maybe he's really got some pipes in there.

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Monkey business.

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Yes.

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On a Sunday afternoon.

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God, it would be so great to... I fucking love that.

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No, he wouldn't do it like that.

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He would do it after... He would do it like right before the lyric, he'd be like, monkey

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business.

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On a Sunday afternoon.

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On a Sunday afternoon.

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Jungle life.

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Love this song.

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So good.

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Anyway.

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Really gets in touch with my... Oh my God, I killed a guy.

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So it's been speculated on our Facebook group, Go Home and Tell Your Mother You're Brilliant,

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that Alex must listen to our show because we have Diamond Gusset commercials and him

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singing along with country music in the last episode.

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The things that would make us happy.

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Seems like he's pointing a little bit of a... A little tip of the cap.

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A little wink.

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Right.

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And this next clip makes me think, there may be something to that because the other thing

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that we really love is when Alex gets super weird and esoteric and I think he's doing

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a little bit of that in this next clip.

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I almost started the broadcast with us today, but I'm doing it as we get into the third

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hour here today.

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That's because I woke up this morning and I just know I've studied history and I don't

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get into mysticism, any of that.

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I just instinctively know that there are things connected.

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That's not really knowing.

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If you read the history books, there'd be a big war in China and they'd have a giant

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earthquake or Rome would be in a big battle and then a volcano would just suddenly erupt.

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This is so close to that guy who was on Jim Bakker's show.

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Wasn't it Jim Bakker who was talking about there was that... Or was that even Alex?

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That was Alex who was talking about how before World War I there was that giant eclipse.

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No, no, no.

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That was Jim Bakker.

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That was Jim Bakker.

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That was the eclipse guy.

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That was the blood moon guy.

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Exactly.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So think about how similar that is, just purely.

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That's the same- Yeah.

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No.

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That's the same thing.

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It's crazy.

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That's magical thinking.

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It's creating parallels where none exist and are in fact factually accurate.

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Absolutely.

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Or inaccurate.

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Right.

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But it gets worse.

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A hundred miles away.

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It just seems things rhyme, things kind of go... You ever been out in the middle of

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the country?

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No.

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You're watching your deer hunting or something, there's a four-way stop of a highway maybe

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a quarter mile away.

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You're looking through your rifle scope and you notice no cars come by for like 30 minutes,

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but all of a sudden, four cars come right at the same time and you wait about an hour

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and eat your sack lunch and sit back and get out your little hot toddy thermos, a little

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bit of Jack Daniels in the coffee and you're sitting there-

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It's not a hot toddy.

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Four cars come at the same time again and you're like, that was twice.

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Then it happens again while you're up in the deer standing.

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Let's be clear, he's talking about coincidence.

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That's all he's describing is, that's weird.

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You ever look outside the window and you see four birds, but then for a week you haven't

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seen a bird and then you see four birds again?

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Do you ever see four cars-

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That's just science.

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Do you ever see four cars going down the road, maybe a caravan of people traveling together?

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What a weird thing.

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That proves magic.

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But he doesn't get into mysticism.

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You ever stop at a stoplight, see all those cars, then when the light turns green, cars

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go away?

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Weird.

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But like I said, he's not into mysticism.

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Have you ever heard of traffic patterns?

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No.

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So-

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Fluid dynamics.

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There's weird rhymes and as above, so below in the world.

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As above, so below.

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I woke up this morning because my son's bathroom's broken, so he came in and woke me up in my

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shower in my bathroom.

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The whole thing?

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God love him.

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I don't know why he announced, I'm taking a shower as he walks to the bedroom, but okay.

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You don't fucking hear me.

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I've just gone to bed two hours before.

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My complaining is just I'm going back to that moment and I've been having a dream about

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volcanoes and earthquakes and meteors hitting the earth.

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And I just sat up in my chair and I went, you know, with all these world changes going

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on and all these wars and all this tectonic stuff, I just wonder if history will align

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again.

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The planets will align with all this, you know, literal planetary alignment going on.

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If we're going to see some big earthquakes.

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And I just said, go on air, Alex.

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It's like I thought they were going to blow up the World Trade Center.

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And I described it all, how they blame bin Laden.

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Because I just had a feeling and I had some dreams and then I'm on record with that.

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I don't get into this a lot, but I do have the, you know, what they call the touch.

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I don't think they can control it.

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No one can control it.

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My experience in fact, the way to control it is not to control it, but I just, I think

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there's going to be some big earthquakes and I think it should be some big volcanoes.

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I think there's gonna be some big stuff kicking off in the next few months.

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And I mean the biggest probably we've recorded since they've been recording this the last

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200 years.

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Okay, so we got a prediction there, but also Alex killed a guy and as a psychic.

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Why did he need that weird story about his son because he's just said he had some dreams

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where he's the prophet or whatever the fucking shit it is where he has the goddamn shining

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and he can see events in the past because what are we doing?

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Because you'd never believe it if it wasn't grounded in the I'm annoyed by my son wanting

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to take a shower.

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I would totally not believe it either way.

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Now I just feel creepy about thinking about his son in the shower now.

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But I also think that that's probably like, you've already heard a couple of times he's

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talked about like, I was making breakfast with my four kids.

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He's kind of really ramming home that he's had, has his kids, you know, like, Oh, okay.

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You think it's almost like a little posturing kind of peacocking kind of move?

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Well, it's, I feel like it's kind of like, uh, people have, you know, people make fun

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of him.

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You had your kids taken away and stuff like that.

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So he's defensive about it.

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Like I made breakfast with my kids, you dumb asshole, that sort of thing.

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I think all of that, even let my kids use my shower.

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I think all of that is so I dream about the future.

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That's so less important than I'm not into mystical shit.

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Also I have the touch.

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It's like, what in two minutes, he's like, I'm not into that stuff, but I should tell

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you for my entire life, I've been able to tell the future.

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Like I know in the 2015 stuff, we did see him say that he had a prophetic dream and

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stuff.

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But even that is kind of on a level that you can be like, all right, that's a one off or

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it's a one off.

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You just got like some sort of a weird vision.

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Now he's like, this is my whole life.

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I predicted nine 11.

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That's not hard to predict.

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Bin Laden was involved with the original bombing.

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In fact, he said he was going to do it again.

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Right?

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So it's almost like you just took a man at his word, right?

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And there's also many other people who had gone on record saying that this was going

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to happen.

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You know?

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So it's not like he, that does not require prophecy, but Alex Jones was on coast to coast

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a.m. last night.

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Oh, did he talk about a prophecy?

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I didn't listen to it, but the other guest that was on was talking about prophecy.

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So I think he might've listened to the other.

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So you think he was listening and he was like, fuck you.

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If you think you can prophesy, I've been a prophecy the old, I've been a prophet the

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whole time.

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I can do better than that.

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Yeah.

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I think there might be so jealous and petty and pathetic.

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I think there's a possible or he went to sleep listening to the rest of the show and it just

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got in his subconscious because I went to sleep thinking, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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jungle life.

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I'm going to record a cover of that just as Alex.

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Now see, there's our money making operation.

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Yeah.

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We just record pop songs in Alex's voice, Alex Jones, karaoke tracks coming soon to

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our Patriot.

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So, oh man, Alex has a prophecy, uh, and he's putting it out there on the air because part

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of the prophecy was get on air and talk about this.

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Um, and so it leads to, did he really just say that he has the touch?

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Yes, he did.

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Literally.

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What is that?

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What is that?

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He said he has the touch.

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Yeah.

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Is that like a colloquial thing for psychics in the South?

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He might like Stephen King in Maine has the shining and in the South it's like, you can

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see the future.

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So you have the touch, which I don't like, shouldn't he be able to heal people or something

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like that?

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Well, that's the, that's just some sort of kinetic energy.

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No, cause it's the, he has the, he is the one who has been touched.

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Oh, okay.

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Power of touch.

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Oh no.

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Okay.

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Now that makes sense.

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I retract my entire recipient of touch.

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Makes perfect sense.

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I was trying to go through the lyrics in my head while you're asking that question of

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the Shawn Michaels entrance music, you know, I'm a sexy boy, that's the thing that you

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would do.

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I got the moves that really move them, but I can't remember if he says he's got the touch

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in there or anything.

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Like he's just a sexy boy.

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See now I was thinking of the Daft Punk track, touch, it's a good song.

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Never used as an intro song for a wrestler.

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No, it was never used as a touch I remember touch robots in my mind.

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Get out of here.

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All right.

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So Alex has made this a prophecy prediction from his dream of earthquakes and volcanoes.

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And it leads us here after he rambles for another couple of minutes about nonsense.

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And I love this transition of his fears.

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I'm just telling you, you know, I, I woke up this morning thinking about earthquakes

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and volcanoes, which I never do.

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And I mean, they're, I think everybody senses, this is the big change.

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This is the big deal.

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And you've got the soul reapers, the soul suckers, wait, what we are dealing with a

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literal spiritual vampire invasion folks, it's they're activating people everywhere.

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They're acting like absolute monster animals because they are, they're gone.

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They are completely jacked.

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They turned over their consciousness, whatever this, you know, stuff is that floats around

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in deep space and attaches itself to people.

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And what, you know, that's just, that's just a little sorry for him, but it's good to know

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Jesus and that it's good to not be a devil worshiper.

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We'll be back.

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I'm going to give the number out when we come back.

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Stay with us.

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Thank God.

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You're not into mysticism, mystical stuff.

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So whatever out there in space, right?

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Some sort of demonic soul sucking vampiric.

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Are we talking to like some venom shit?

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Is there like, is he talking about symbiotes?

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I don't know.

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I think that, I think that's probably too extreme because then it would affect your

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appearance, right?

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Oh, that's true.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You would get the suit.

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Yeah.

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That would be really gauche for an alien race to do because you'd get picked out of a lineup

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so easily.

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That's always been my biggest issue with the Spiderman comics.

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Too gauche.

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Right.

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Right.

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What about some subtle alien symbiotes, Stan?

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I mean, we are one hair's length here away from reptilian shape shifters, quite frankly.

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Oh, absolutely.

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We are spiritually not far off.

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We are not far.

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We're not, it's the same fucking shit.

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It's the same shit.

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It's not like we're not far off.

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It's that he's literally said there are things in space, demons that attach themselves to

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human beings and then change their abilities and appearance and so on and so forth.

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And they smell like sulfur and all that shit.

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Isn't it great to know Jesus though, Dan?

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But I'm not into mystical shit.

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Now.

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And I'm a psychic.

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Does this mean that Jesus fights aliens on a regular basis?

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I mean, it must, or at least Jesus's boys do, you know, like his peeps.

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Now I would read a, read a graphic novel about that.

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I'll tell you that right now.

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All right.

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Let's get, uh, let's get our friends who write comics on the blower.

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Let's call Elliot Rahal and see if he can make us a Jesus versus aliens comic.

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Where's Jakari Jackson when you need him?

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Come on Jakari.

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Come on Jakari.

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Um, so we, we, we move on here from Alex's, uh, prophecy corner, maybe we'll call it.

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And we get into now, um, what I would describe as him being a little bit petty, um, which

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is not too surprising, but this is, this is really funny to me.

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Well Michelle Wolf, the worst comic I've ever seen on another one of these women that they

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force feed that's politically correct and says cuss words every three seconds, her shows

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being canceled.

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Another one bites the dust.

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The opposition, a show that stole my identity, then said horrible racist things I never said.

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No ratings.

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Everybody hates you.

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Another one bites the dust.

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Alex, you're on like 40 radio stations in shortwave.

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What are you doing man?

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Jesus.

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It's one thing for him to have his empire intact and everything be fine and then gloat

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about Michelle Wolf's show getting canceled because he wouldn't give a shit about her

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except she criticized the president and he's got to be like, and then the opposition getting

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canceled.

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Like it's one thing if you are doing well to then have that schadenfreude of like, fuck

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you all you people who are against me, you're doing badly Alex.

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Yeah.

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It's so delusional to be like, Oh, you guys got your show canceled.

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So did you get a show like Fox news wouldn't even have you on.

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Also, come on man.

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There are ways to criticize female comedians that don't wind up being female comedians

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are forced upon you.

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God damn it.

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Yeah.

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Women can be just as unfunny as men.

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It has nothing to do with women.

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Right.

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And they can be as offensive as they want to be and it has nothing to do with their

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femininity or being a woman.

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Oh, fuck you.

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I can't do, I can't do that.

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I can't do, I can't do dudes criticizing female comics.

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It's not fun.

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They're just comics.

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And if you throw female in there, I get Canadian.

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Oh no, that's frustrating.

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I've been in so many fucking lineups where you wind up, the host is like, all right,

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now we got a, we got a lady comic going up and I'm like, fuck you.

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Yeah.

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And like, like I said, he's gloating about them getting their shows canceled, but like

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he doesn't have a show and never will.

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It reminds me of a line that I think it was Brother Ali had in a, in a, in a battle that

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he did with Idea.

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Okay.

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Idea had made fun of him for like how many tapes he had sold and Brother Ali's response

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to it in the battle was, you talk about my tape, at least I got a tape, you know, that

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sort of thing.

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You're talking about their shows, at least they had shows, dumbass.

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You're unpopular and toxic to an extent that Fox news would not let, like Tucker is defending

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Alex.

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They'd never have him on.

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Oh, good God, no.

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Which maybe in a week I'll have to walk back when he has him on.

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Entirely possible.

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But it seems to me right now, it would be a perfect time when Tucker is defending him.

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Why not have him on as a guest?

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Wouldn't that be the logical thing to do?

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But no, he won't because they're probably like, no, don't way let him on the air.

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Yeah.

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He's toxic.

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No program, no Fox news programming director is going to be like, Hey, listen, we agree

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with you.

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We're fucking racist as shit too, but no, we can't do this.

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Tucker, you're damn close to him spiritually, but you're a pro.

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No, you're the same thing.

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You got away with wearing a bow tie for years, man.

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You're way too long and you were capable of evolving to the point where you no longer

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wear a bow tie.

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Alex is spiritually wearing the shittiest bow tie of all time.

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There are a few people.

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He's going to keep wearing it.

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He can survive a bow tie phase.

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Or maybe they invited Alex on, but they were like, you got to shave that fucking beard.

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It's terrible.

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No, it looks awful.

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If Alex got it, if you want to go on TV, ever shaved the beard, if Alex got invited and

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turned them down, he would never stop talking about it.

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I know that.

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Oh, that's true.

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That's true.

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He's not been invited.

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You're right.

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You're right.

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Anyway, we get back to Soros in this next clip.

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Sure.

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Why not?

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It's kind of interesting about him and the way he says it is kind of gross, but it's

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actually a really fun instance because we get to debunk another thing that he says about

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Soros.

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Kind of a new thing.

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Okay.

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To see George Soros walks as a man.

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All of you are there to drink fluoride and get brainwashed in the schools and eat GMO

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until you roll up double X's in your eyes because this earth belongs to him.

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He's a man.

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You're an animal.

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He just didn't like Hitler because Hitler was trying to take over before he did.

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Soros wrote in books and articles in the eighties that he believes he is Jesus Christ, the Messiah.

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Think about that.

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Okay.

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Think about that long and hard.

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And remember, he thinks he's better than you.

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His little demon son and all the rest of them think they're better than you and your family.

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It's so gross when he's trying to do some ASMR there at the end.

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That's fucked up.

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I don't think it's a bad idea to really kind of dig into the ASMR world.

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It's very popular.

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You are very relaxed.

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Oh my God.

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What if we did our show in ASMR tones?

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Crinkling, crinkling, crinkling.

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That is the next web series that we shifted.

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If we did one ASMR episode, it would be fucking insane.

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Or ASMR Alex.

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Like he's just like, here's some, here's some aluminum foil.

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I'm crumbling up.

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Though the world is ending and they're trying to, when I, the globalists look at your family

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and they want to take them into the basement, this is so relaxing.

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They take them into the basement and they put them on a table and they roll their hands

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up into smaller tables and they put their parents on the tables made out of their hands

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and I am bad at ASMR videos.

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Now listeners have sent in words they want me to say because they find them soothing.

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Poppycock, Krugerrand, Suckatash.

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Man, we should do a whole episode of that.

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Bouillon.

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Bouillon bouillon bouillon bouillon bouillon.

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That's a very delicious cold soup.

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Poppybay's bouillon bouillon.

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The best.

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Nah, I'm going to go with that.

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Three words in a row.

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I'm going to go with no.

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So Alex is saying that Soros in books and stuff over the years has said that he believes

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himself to be Jesus Christ, which is slightly inaccurate.

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This is a misrepresentation of a quote from his book, The Alchemy of Finance.

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Quote, I admit that I have always harbored an exaggerated view of my self-importance.

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To put it bluntly, I fancied myself as some kind of god or economic reformer like Keyes,

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each with his general theory, or even better, a scientist like Einstein.

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So when he's saying that, he's talking about the delusions of his youth.

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He's talking about the self-importance that he felt that has been corrected through maturing

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and becoming older.

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There's a further quote from his book, Underwriting Democracy, that everybody throws around, everybody

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who insults and critiques Soros, that goes like this.

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Quote, if truth be known, I carried some rather potent messianic fantasies with me from childhood,

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which I felt I had to control, otherwise I might end up in the loony bin.

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But when I made my way to the world, I wanted to indulge myself in my fantasies to the extent

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that I could afford.

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So that is a paraphrase, that's not even the right quote, but it's also selected.

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The larger context of the quote, where it comes from the text, puts it into perspective.

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Quote, I began my work directed at opening up closed societies about 10 years ago.

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I was a successful manager of an international investment fund, and I was making more money

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that I had use for.

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I began to think about what I should do with it.

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The idea of setting up a foundation appealed to me because I had always felt that one should

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do something for other people if one could afford to.

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I was a confirmed egoist, but I considered the pursuit of self-interest as too narrow

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a base for my rather inflated self.

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If truth be known, I carried some rather potent messianic fantasies with me from childhood,

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which I felt I had to control, otherwise they might get me into trouble.

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But when I had my way in the world, I wanted to indulge my fantasies to the extent I could

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afford.

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The messianic fantasies he had, he has discussed, come from the fact that he survived the Holocaust.

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And the way he wanted to indulge his fantasies is that he wanted to set up ways to help promote

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free societies.

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Another quote from that same book.

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Quote, I realized I cared passionately about the concept of an open society in which people

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like me could enjoy freedom without being hounded to death.

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Accordingly, I called my foundation the Open Society Fund with the objective of making

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open societies viable and helping to open up closed societies.

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So right.

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So instead of experiencing a massive, debilitating survivor's guilt, he channeled that somehow

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instead into almost a.

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The only reason I could have survived is because I am something special, is because I have

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some gift or some, which is, which is a very understandable delusion of, yeah, yeah, that's

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a delusion of grandeur for sure.

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Of youth, too.

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Yeah, it's very understandable that someone in the circumstances that he was in and when

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you add in all the other context of his heroic father, who was a shining example of a real

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hero throughout all that horrible experience, you kind of do get a very, very understandable

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path towards I'm bulletproof.

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Yeah, that sort of that sort of mentality that goes away with time.

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And that is what he expresses in these these quotes.

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If you look at them in context, not to say that he's a perfect person or anything like

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that, but all of these things that they use to attack him are ludicrous.

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All the there's there are reasonable critiques you could make.

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And they some some reason I'm not sure why they only choose to use bullshit ones.

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I don't know why that is.

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Hmm.

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It's very curious.

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That is I can't think of any reason like for me, I think it's they're lazy for me.

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I mean, like it's just the idea of being a billionaire, regardless of how philanthropic

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you may be, is a crime unto itself.

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So we could just talk about billionaires.

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But if you start talking about billionaires, you got to start talking about other billionaires

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too.

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Sure.

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Sure.

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It's almost like if you apply some sort of standard, it would have to then apply to your

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team as well.

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And they don't like that.

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No.

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So they pick one fake standard.

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It's so funny to demonize the team that they don't like.

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It's so funny, too, because like Alex will throw around these these studies that have

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been done about how, like most billionaires donate to Democratic candidates.

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And that is actually accurate.

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It's like a 60 something percent thing.

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But every study that you read, if you actually get into like the finer points of it, go into

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saying like a lot of the people on the right donate to like hidden funds and stuff like

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that.

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Yeah.

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Like the donor fund and stuff like that.

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So the idea of these studies, even in the studies themselves, they have the like, well,

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there's a lot of donations that go on that we have no idea who's giving what money.

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So it's crazy to see that donors who donate large amounts of money to the Democratic Party

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are not as interested in hiding it from the rest of the world as people who donate to

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the Republican Party.

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Because the 60 percent of the donors who are willing to be in public are Democratic donors.

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So it doesn't really prove anything.

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But billionaires on both sides.

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Let's let's let's eat them.

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Let's kill them.

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Yeah.

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They're the fucking Chase Bank of people.

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Man, I'm still mad.

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Kill them.

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Still mad.

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Feeling a little better, though.

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Feeling a little better.

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I'm done.

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No more billionaires.

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Sure.

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I mean, I think it's morally suspicious.

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So this next clip.

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This is great.

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I don't know any other way to tell you this is great.

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So he starts by getting into his themes about like how he's going to get blamed when the

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media false flags themselves.

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Right.

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Of course, which is fun.

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But where it goes, nobody nobody could predict.

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It's so great.

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They're trying to shut down our shopping cart and for store dot com, but they haven't got

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to that point.

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They need to stage an attack on The New York Times, The Washington Post or CNN, then have

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a patsy that gets killed the stairwell and the real gunman get away.

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They got a truck while the federal building and blame it on me.

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Oh, you remember that?

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That's already happened to CNN.

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That guy who said he was going to come kill everybody and then got arrested.

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Now we're, you know, and find some crazy former army officer or something is drugged up that

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nobody has.

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You know, with my books and videos laying in his front seats, I mean, that'll be the

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same replay.

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They always do that.

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They blame limbo 95.

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They're getting ready to do it to me and Trump.

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Let's talk about Oklahoma City.

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And it's a whole bad rollout.

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You know, it's like, how do you know McRibbs back at McDonald's?

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I'll see the billboards.

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You know, it's like, hey, Oklahoma City, it's back this time.

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We're blaming Alex Jones and Trump.

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Get ready.

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And The New York Times, Washington Post.

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We're all getting death threats.

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Oh, we're portable babies.

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Oh my God.

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Alex Jones wants to kill us.

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You're lying sacks of garbage.

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Also the McRibb is coming.

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And so the false flag is a coming.

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I hear the train a coming.

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It's rolling around the bend and I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when I'm stuck

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in police state prison and time keeps dragging on.

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I got to tell you, I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy dining car.

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They're probably drinking coffee and smoking big cigars.

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You know, I knew I had it coming.

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I knew I can't be free, but that train keeps a blowing and that's what tortures me.

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Yeah, I was just a baby.

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Mama told me, son, always be a good boy.

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Don't ever play with guns.

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But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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Oh my goodness.

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We're going to go to Brighton.

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Come back with your calls.

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And then I've got a bunch of other news I haven't gotten to yet.

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I would say, was that his parody version of Hey There Delilah?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I don't know if it's a great idea to sing I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

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on the same episode you say that you killed a guy.

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Come on.

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Come on.

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Seems like a weird thing.

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You're making a connection that no one else could possibly have made when he says he killed

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a guy and then he starts talking about killing a guy and then sings a song about killing

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a guy.

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There's no reason to connect those dots, Dan.

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You're a conspiracy theorist.

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It's just weird, man.

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You're false flagging yourself.

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I don't know.

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I don't know that there's any real connection and Lord knows we can never know what goes

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on in the minds of weirdos like this.

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Especially his.

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But dude, the idea that you're doing that out of nowhere, reciting dramatically the

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entire like most of the lyrics to Folsom Prison Blues when nary an hour and a half earlier

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you said I'd never killed anybody technically technically technically there was one guy

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technically that's fucked up.

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This is super fucked up.

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This is a weird episode.

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So I am really starting to like Alex not allowed on regular social media anymore, Alex.

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I like it.

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He's now back.

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He's getting wild.

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He's now back to the point where he fucking doesn't think he doesn't fucking give a shit.

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Yeah.

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No one's listening to this shit.

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I could confess to murder.

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Fuck it.

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It's nuts.

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So in this next clip, what are those abortions I did with my hand?

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I don't think this will get us the million dollars or anything like that.

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But I do think that this would be maybe a piece of my argument that Alex is advocating

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violence against his enemies.

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Sure.

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But if they start the Civil War and start getting really, really violent with everybody,

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we're going to have to really do what must be done.

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And we're just going to have to for our families and everybody else's future and everything

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very, very firm.

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I take no pleasure in the fact that we have to defend ourselves.

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And I would take no pleasure, you know, if Antifa tried to come to my house or someone

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else's house to attack me to defend yourself, it's like stepping on a cockroach.

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And I'm like, oh, man, cockroach.

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I don't like having a bunch of exterminators here.

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Oh, come here, buddy.

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I'm going to have to get a napkin and just crush your head as quickly as possible and

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get you in the trash can.

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I mean, I don't like killing cockroaches.

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And the media are a pack of liars.

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I would never offensively attack anybody and they know it, but they're putting all of that

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out there.

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So I don't you know, there's a rich tradition of calling your enemies cockroaches.

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What does he think he's saying?

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I think that he's I think that he's saying that he's such a good guy that he would only

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if people came to his house, he would kill them, but wouldn't enjoy it.

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But it seems like he's enjoying talking about it.

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Does that because he does it a lot.

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Is that really does he think that's in the plus column?

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Does he think that's a pro like, hey, I wouldn't enjoy murdering them?

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Only dogs.

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Do I enjoy murder?

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Well, and that one guy and that one guy, that one guy really liked it.

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I don't know, man.

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It's a good idea at the time.

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Yeah.

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I mean, we all we all have like, you know, get rich quick schemes that sound good in

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the moment.

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Killing a guy, any of these things, you know, we're all foolish having that eighth shot.

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Who knows?

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Who knows?

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Same thing.

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Same thing.

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Stupid.

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What?

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But that's violent.

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Like, I know that he's not threatening violence and he always couches it cowardly ways.

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He's absolutely threatening violence.

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He's just doing it in the trappings of somebody who's saying who say, no, it's not even that

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offensive defense.

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It's not even that.

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He's saying that I am suggesting that these people are so low and so evil that my first

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preference is to save them.

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But because they have gone so far, I now have no choice but to stomp them underneath my

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boot.

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Like that means that not only are you now justified in murdering them, but not only

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that, you can then feel like you're taking the moral high ground for not enjoying murdering

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them for feeling as though it is one's duty as opposed to something that you delight in,

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like the fucking psychopath you are.

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And along the way, dehumanizing them by my enemies are cockroaches.

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I mean, we heard earlier him saying that Soros thinks you're an animal and stuff like that.

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And quite frankly, the only people I ever hear dehumanizing people, calling them animals

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are Trump and Alex.

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Weird.

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That's the, that he's who dehumanizes people.

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Trump calling Omarosa a dog.

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She's a dog.

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Don't worry about it.

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Telling everyone he disagrees with animals.

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That'd be hilarious if Alex called her Nonk.

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Nonk.

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Can't remember his other dog's name because Nonk is too good.

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Nonk is too good.

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Feel real bad for that forgotten dog's name.

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I just did the cross.

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Yeah, I saw it.

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So he goes on even further here.

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And like, so that is still like that last clip was couched in the auspices of defensive

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violence and that's how he gets away with all this violent talk.

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But in this next clip, what he's talking about, I don't know how someone could hear this and

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not respond by thinking about like, well, we better fucking kill these people.

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Let me just be a thousand percent clear.

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I have security, so I'm not sitting there sleeping with a battle rifle by my bed.

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But the idea that Twitter.

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First of all, I just want to stop there to say that he always complains about celebrities

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having armed guards.

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And now he's saying, I have security.

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I don't have a battle rifle by my bed.

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Right.

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He has security.

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What are you doing?

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But not like in a pussy way.

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Right.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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That it's violent to say that if you come to my house trying to hurt me or my family,

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I'll defend myself.

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The crime to the left, the authoritarians is standing up to them.

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And so they see that as offensively violent.

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If you're asleep in your bed and five armed men come to kill you, if you do not open your

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chest and present it and kneel and kiss the anti of a boot, you are a terrorist and a

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Nazi.

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If you go all over and squeal and beg and say, you're a God, you're the most powerful

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human on earth.

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And if I defeated me, they go good.

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And then shove the rifle in your mouth and pull the trigger and go, ah, okay.

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And then Jack Dorsey or I guess Twitter would say, oh, Alex is a liberal.

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He likes the death camps in China.

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He likes Tim Cook.

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Oh, Alex is learning.

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You're learning with the stimuli, Alex.

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Fourth character.

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You're learning the stimuli, my boy submitting.

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Well, there might be a place for you and all of this, my boy, if you'll simply continue

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along the current path of submission, British characters are as best.

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No fake laugh.

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Well, no, cause it's in character.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I just, that doesn't count.

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I just haven't heard you say fake laugh.

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We haven't heard a fake laugh in a while.

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He hasn't felt fake laughter in a long time.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I want to, I want to say fake laugh, Dan.

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Yeah.

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I want to.

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And the people want it.

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Yeah.

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Everybody loves it.

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Everybody loves it.

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Yeah.

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So, I mean, that's gross.

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I mean, the, the message that he's sort of putting out there is that like these enemies

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that we have, this a vision of Antifa that I want you to be afraid of, they just want

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you to submit to them.

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And if you stand up to them, that's the greatest crime ever.

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But if you submit to them, then they're going to kill you anyway.

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So there is a message that he's putting out that is with these people, no matter what

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you do, they're trying to kill you.

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Right.

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If that is the truth, it logically follows that you have to kill them.

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Right.

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I know that he's not saying, kill these people or anything like that, cause he's smart enough

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to not do that most of the time, but that is the message that people hear.

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It's important that like, I know that you can't hold him responsible for what people

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hear because of the way our laws work and people erring on the side of free speech,

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which I, I support.

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But it's ludicrous to say that he's not advocating violence.

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It's it's absurd.

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It's not legally actionable, but that is what he's doing.

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It's what, what, what do you want to go into the book of Deuteronomy?

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I don't like anyone who breaks these commandments shall then be put to death.

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And fucking a dude is one of those commandments.

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So I've always picks up your book.

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I know.

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But Deuteronomy is the one that's all obsessed with laws and those guys.

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I know, but Deuteronomy is anyways, uh, Leviticus was written by the Deuteronomy, so to speak.

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The fucking law based class.

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But, but that's like that idea of like, no, no, no, I don't personally hate gay people.

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I just believe that the Bible is a living, a true document and everything in it is literal

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and should be taken as such.

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And yeah, sure.

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The Bible says that they should be killed and I don't want to do it, but I think that

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the Bible should be followed in all of its ways.

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And I'm not advocating violence.

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I'm just saying that if you follow the Bible, it means that you should absolutely kill.

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It's a weird, like cowardly, ah, sucks for you kind of thing.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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No, I love gay people.

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Right.

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It's God who hates them.

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Look.

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So weird, right?

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Why would I, who am I to go against the word of God?

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Oh, it'd be crazy.

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Nuts.

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What am I?

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Some guy?

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Please.

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So also didn't he just give a perfect defense of why we should rise up and overthrow our

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billionaire overlords?

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Walk me through that.

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Uh, well, his, his idea there is that of course the only thing that they hate more than submission

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is refusing to submit and they're going to kill you anyways.

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And so your only option then is to kill them, right?

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So what is, what is our billionaire overlord class other than somebody who is stamping

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on all of our fucking throats coming to our goddamn homes and murdering us?

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If you borrow the rhetoric and sort of tweak it a little.

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Yeah.

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I'm not, I'm not, I mean not rhetoric.

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I mean just like the logical follow through.

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That's what I'm saying.

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Yeah.

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If you borrow it and tweak it a little.

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Yeah.

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There is something to be said for that.

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Speaking as someone who, uh, had Chase Banks steal my bread, uh, basically they came to

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your house more or less.

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They had five guys stamp on your throat, steal $35 from you and or 30 this is embarrassing.

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And then they fucking put a gun in your mouth and said, deal with it.

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Yeah.

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More or less.

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Yeah.

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And I said, hooray.

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Yeah.

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Uh, and then, uh, did you do a British accent?

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Uh, oh, wait, mate.

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No, I don't do good British accents.

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Crikey.

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That's a good one.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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I'm going to be on SNL.

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My third character.

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Uh, my third character.

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Alex Jones is one of them.

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Hey, how's it going?

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ASMR.

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Alex Jones.

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Now that's actually a good character.

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That legit is a good character.

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That might come into my reel.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's going in there.

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Um, so in this next clip, uh, we only got a couple left here.

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Um, right.

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We have a, this, this was not the result of like a fun ad pivot necessarily, but I wanted

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to keep this in because he, we heard in our out of context drop, a really angry sales

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pitch where he's screaming about how great his deals are.

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Um, and this is how sort of, uh, this is just an indication of how all over the place he

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is throughout the show.

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I'm going to go to bring him back, right.

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With your calls.

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I promise.

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Might be a good boy.

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I want to take your calls.

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Gross.

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I haven't even plugged this hour.

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If you don't finance this, they'll win, which whatever.

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It's all in God's plan.

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We just got great supplements, great books, great films, great t-shirts, great everything.

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And the big sales post in yesterday, there's a lot of stuff to sell out like X2, it's all

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mentality and brain force is low and everything else, but that's an inspection tomorrow.

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The toothpaste 50% off fluoride free, close the rod and four of a, it's all 450% off and

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free shipping.

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Fight the bully, save the internet.

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It's just like the bully, save the internet.

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It's just rote.

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Uh, yeah.

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Uh, rapid to carry the buyer stuff.

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So he's up, he's up in these highs of screaming about how great the deals are.

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And then like an hour later, he's fucking stuff.

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Just buy it.

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Fuck.

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Yeah.

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You know, I, I don't trust, I don't trust the, the sales pitch of like, we have great

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everything.

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Like I would never, no, like, like I would never, ever suggest that we have a great like

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every one of our episodes is great.

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Like if I was few misses, no, not even that.

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I'm just saying like, uh, Oh, you came to this show for Alex Jones and we're doing a

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Jim Baker episode.

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That doesn't mean that the Jim Baker episode isn't good.

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It's just me.

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Like maybe it's not for you.

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Like, Hey, this colloidal silver is good.

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Maybe it's good for you.

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Maybe it's not good for other people.

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Think about your own decisions in your own life and what you want to do and maybe you'll

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like it.

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Maybe you won't.

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It's fine.

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Live your own life.

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Maybe that's why I'm a bad salesman.

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Terrible sales.

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That's a stare.

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That's a terrible sales pitch.

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Yeah.

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And even like I wanted to talk you back a little bit.

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I wanted to be like, yeah, if you want Alex Jones, you might not like Jim Baker.

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Quite frankly, a lot of people, this whole show isn't for, so maybe you don't even like

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any of the stuff we do.

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The sales person is trying to not get a sale.

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Look, I like it.

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I get it.

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Why you don't?

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You might not.

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And I accept that and I don't think you're wrong at all.

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It's the same thing that I have to deal with, with the spicy food a lot.

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You know, like last night I went out and got some, a tie with a friend of the show, Kevin

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Hogan.

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Yeah.

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And great friend of the show.

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And I had to wrestle with like the idea of like, Hey, uh, you want a carrot?

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You want one of these carrots?

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And like I had to, I had to roll with the idea that like, I love really spicy stuff,

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but not everybody does in the same way I was trying to get you to eat one of my Thai peppers

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that I had, uh, I've grown and like, it's just rude of me to expect you to enjoy that

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even though just because I enjoy it.

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And that's how I feel about our podcast.

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This is why we are terrible at this.

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We're destined for failure.

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Yep.

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Anyway, you got one more clip here, Jordan.

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And uh, so I told you that, uh, the reason that I came back to the present day and decided

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to stick around here for a little while was I wanted to see Alex's approach to the Cohen

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and Manafort news from the day.

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Right.

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Um, and towards the end of the show, he gets the news, finally touches on it and he's got

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a really rock solid position, uh, on Cohen because the Manafort stuff hasn't broken yet

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by the time, uh, by the time Paul Joseph Watson takes over.

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It was a, it was a strange, it was a strange three hour period.

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We all lived through.

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Right.

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Yep.

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And Alex had already, uh, hit the whiskey, uh, or hot toddies and let Paul Joseph Watson

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take over.

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But he does say this before he gets off air.

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They're saying that Michael Cohen Trump's one of his many lawyers, one of his disgrace

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lawyers who had been caught lying, you name it, not like Rudy Giuliani, one of his disgrace

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lawyers.

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You should probably at most have one lawyer who has been disgraced and caught lying.

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You should not have one of many lawyers who has been caught lying dicey with his taxi

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company.

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Nothing to do with Trump.

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They've got him.

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They claim on money laundering cause his business partner didn't pay taxes, probably nothing.

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But the point is Cohen's been chomping at the bit now to actually record Trump and then

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Trump's like financing.

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I'm not paying for anything.

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So the, you know, the tapes actually exonerated, but CNN is saying Cohen to plead guilty to

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criminal charges and that he's not rolled.

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So I don't know.

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And when you get to disinformation organizations like CNN and ABC together, if they had a baby,

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they had a baby, it would look something like Brian Stelter.

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So that's an ugly baby and a very deceptive little baby as well.

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I love that.

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It's an ugly baby and a dishonest little baby as well.

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It's like Alex, where is, where is your goddamn analysis?

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What are you doing?

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It's an ugly baby.

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That also lies.

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It's a dishonest, ugly baby.

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Your favorite guy's lawyer just pled guilty to a bunch of shit that clearly involves him.

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That is so, his analysis is like, well, ABC and CNN are reporting it and if they fucked

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it, have an ugly baby.

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You've got so much nothing.

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You have so much nothing.

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What is it going to take?

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It's delightful how little he's got like in that moment.

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It's crazy.

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What is it going to take, man?

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How much smoke before even people who are on fire are like, all right, I guess there's

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fire here.

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I don't know.

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I think for Alex, it's the sky's the limit.

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You know, it's, I think it, I don't, I don't, that's true.

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I have no idea what it would take for him.

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Apparently it was bombing Syria where he thought that Russians got killed.

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That turned out to be what, you know, we can talk all day about the idea that when Trump

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bombed Syria, Alex, the famous Trump shoves ISIS up his dirty asshole.

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Which again, he's now getting Michael Cohen's dirty asshole shoved up his own dirty asshole.

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Certainly.

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So like our sort of point on that, and I think it's a fair assumption to make, is that Alex

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got on air and he was kind of buzzed.

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And he did all that stuff and then Roger talked him down, which is a reasonable assumption

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to make.

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But I think it's equally reasonable to assume because of the way that Alex was talking that

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night about how there's tons of Russians who got killed in the bombings.

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Because that's the assumption that he was making.

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And then the next day when he found out there weren't any Russians killed, he doubles back.

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So I think it's equally plausible that what it will take for him to turn on Trump is Trump

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actually attacking Russia or Trump turning on Russia.

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I don't mean that to say that Alex is an agent of Russia or anything like that, but the last

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time that he did, quote unquote, turn on Trump, most of his motivation was he killed a bunch

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of Russian soldiers in that bombing.

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So I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know, man.

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It's so weird to me.

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Do you think Trump turning on Israel would do it too?

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How?

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No, I think Trump could turn on Israel and Alex would be fine with it.

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I'm not sure at this point.

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I don't know.

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I think he could have years ago, but I don't know at this point.

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I don't know what Trump turning on Israel would even look like, though.

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Like, we're moving the embassy back.

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Right.

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Like, what would even that be?

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Like, hey, we don't support you expanding your settlements illegally into the place

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where you're illegally expanding your settlements.

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Like that's what he's just doing the right thing.

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The Israeli said the capital will now be in Boca Raton.

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Yeah.

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That actually sounds right.

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Sure.

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Want it close to Mar-a-Lago.

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We have decided that Israel is Florida.

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Come on over.

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Get on over here.

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It sucks.

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It's your holy land.

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Why not?

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Who cares?

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God is nothing.

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It sucks because the joke I was trying to make was about the idea that that's close

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to Mar-a-Lago and like all that.

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It's close enough.

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Is it?

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It's pretty close.

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Oh, I didn't know that.

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Boca Raton's a great vacation sort of fun place.

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Yeah, let's move Israel there.

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But the unfortunate part about it is that there's such that stereotype of old Jews end

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up retiring in Florida.

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Yeah, that's true.

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Now I do feel-

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I feel ugly about the-

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Now I agree with you.

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That was just the first place I thought of where it would just make sense to move a whole

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shit ton of people because who gives a fuck?

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It's Florida.

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The swamp.

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Yeah.

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Toss him in there.

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Give him North Carolina.

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It's funny that Trump wants to drain the swamp when he comes from a place that's very close

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to a ton of swampland.

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Yeah.

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He is the swamp.

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That's my big-

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Abandon hope all ye who enter the swamp.

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Oh boy.

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Tell you what, Jordan, we've come to the end of this episode.

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Yeah.

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It's been a doozy.

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Just to put a button on that last clip, most of the news hadn't broken about Cohen yet.

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It's really funny to hear him make that sort of thing before it comes out that in court

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he had said that he was working at the behest of Trump.

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A candidate.

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Candidate.

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Excuse me.

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A candidate for president.

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There were at least-

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Should have been Hillary.

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There were at least four and everybody knows that Hillary would have loved nothing more

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than for Cohen to have paid off a porn star who fucked Trump and avoided telling her story.

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That makes sense.

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Or.

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Or.

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Or Gary Johnson.

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Gary Johnson is the master behind.

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He's the mastermind.

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We never know.

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You never know.

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I think we will know very shortly.

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I think we already kind of know.

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We know pretty much right on.

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So this has been a fun episode.

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I hate the present still and the show sucks and most of the show, the stuff that we didn't

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go over is just repetition, yelling about China and shit, but Alex probably killed a

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guy and that's all like, you understand why we had to do this.

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No, probably.

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He technically killed a guy.

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Technically didn't murder him.

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He technically didn't murder him, but he did technically kill a guy.

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It seems that way.

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Not probably technically, but technically he killed a guy.

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So now you understand fully why we had to do this episode.

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Yeah, he fucking killed a guy.

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This is very important to our investigation of Alex.

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This is going on the real.

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This is what we call in baseball, this is an unforced error.

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That's not what we call it in baseball.

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Yeah, it is.

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No, that's tennis.

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Oh.

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An unforced error.

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Isn't there a, isn't that in a.

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No, in baseball it's just a regular error.

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Oh really?

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In tennis it's an unforced error.

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Tennis is baseball with a bigger bat.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what, what, no, no, no, what?

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Tennis is baseball with a fat bat.

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That's a, you gotta get a shirt that says that.

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Tennis is baseball with a fat bat.

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I don't think that's a good, I don't think that's a good, I don't think that's a good

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sell.

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A picture of you in the Albert Pujols stance with a tennis racket.

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Look our Call Larry Nichols shirt, which does not exist and probably never will, that one

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is an in-joke.

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That shirt is just esoteric nonsense.

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Tennis is baseball with a fat bat.

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See now, that's a song.

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That's a song we should write.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You can do it kind of to the rhythm of a little in the middle but you got much back.

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Tennis is baseball with a fat bat.

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All right, fuck this.

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Alex killed a guy.

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That's our new out.

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That's our new out on any, on any bit that doesn't land the way we want it to.

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Anyways, Alex killed a guy.

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Let's retire the telling people to fuck themselves because I think that's gotten a little stale.

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Right.

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Now we end every episode by reminding the audience that Alex has killed a guy.

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Well, then I guess, I guess it's your turn.

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But first, we have a website, knowledgebike.com.

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We're on Twitter.

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That's right.

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Knowledge is correct.

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We're on Facebook.

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We are.

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We have a Facebook group.

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Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant.

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That is correct.

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We're also on iTunes.

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You can find us.

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We are.

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Yep.

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You can find us.

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You can't find Alex.

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Nope, he's hidden.

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Uh-huh.

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But guys, we've had a lot of fun here and, but just to end things on a very serious note,

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we need to remind you that Alex Jones has killed a guy.

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Cindy in Kansas, you're on the air.

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Thanks for holding.

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Hello, Alex.

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I'm a first time caller.

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I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work.

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I love you.