492: October 13, 2020

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Today, Dan and Jordan learn what happens when Paul Joseph Watson calls in sick to work. Alex does not handle it well.

Tidbits

• Announcement: back to 2 episodes a week
• Bill Gates announces permanent worldwide lockdown
• Alex does his show standing up
• Lesser magic is god's galactic contract law
• Alex can see into higher dimensions
• New product: Iodine surface spray, do not eat
• Dan Lyman visits German far right party
• Dan: Antifa are international terrorists
• Alex is eating
• Guest: Carlos Zapata, anti-masker
• Carlos: avoid civil war by taking off your mask
• Carlos: when good men do bad things, great things happen
• Alex wants to pick targets
• Keith Olberman is a Weatherman
• Who are the leftist leaders?
• Carlos: we need to make our own governments
• Alex Jones Karaoke: Riders on the Storm
• Alex stays for 4th hour, has nothing
• Bill Gates hates when you buy Alex's pills
• Alex ASMR
• Fentanyl the Chinese dragon impression
• Alex realizes clip doesn't say what he thinks it does
• Alex improvizes a racist song
• The left doesn't have humor
• Alex, when are you going on Rogan?
• PJW fakes tech difficulties to have sex
• Alex doesn't need Paul
• Paul is gay married to Q, who is actually Xi Jinping
• Alex is Karl Rove's sex slave
• Alex talks about his set decorations
• Extreme paper rustling
• Alex calls Paul, straight to voicemail
• Alex gets serious and plays Tim Dillon comedy videos
• Owen is Xi's illegitimate son
• This is PJW's fault... ad pivot

Notable Bits

• Alex Jones Karaoke