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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.

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Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.

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I love you.

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.

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I'm Jordan!

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We're a couple dudes, like to sit around, drink novelty beverages and talk about Alex Jones.

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Indeed we are, Dan. Dan?

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Yes sir.

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What's your favorite pepper?

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My favorite pepper is, I mean, right now habanero is strong in the pepper camp.

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I also have a Thai pepper plant that I gathered the other day.

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You gathered?

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Eh.

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Like, I bought it from a guy.

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Okay, that's very different from gathering.

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I don't know why I didn't want to say bought it.

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I thought you were, halfway thought you were wandering around Chicago and you were like,

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holy shit!

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I got one.

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It's a Thai pepper plant.

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I got me a Thai pepper plant.

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I'm terrible with plants though, so I'm probably going to kill it before I'm able to eat the peppers.

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Most likely.

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I would probably enjoy some of these slightly hotter than habanero peppers, but I haven't had any.

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You don't want to go too far.

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No, I would like to, but I haven't had them.

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You can't just get a ghost pepper or, you know, like a scorpion at the grocery store.

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You gotta get a license.

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You need to order those.

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No, you need to order them from the places that make them or there needs to be a specialty shop.

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You need a concealed pepper license.

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As best I can tell, there isn't one in Chicago.

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Like, I don't think that there's a good pepper or good hot sauce store.

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Like, when we were in Austin, there was that Tears of Joy that was great.

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An amazing selection.

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It had everything.

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But there's nothing like that here, as best I can tell.

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But if there is, I would love someone to tell me.

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So for now, it's a habanero.

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It's great.

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It's fruity.

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It's spicy, but not spicy enough.

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Wonderful.

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Why do you ask?

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I ask because this show is going to be spicy.

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And this show has you knowing a lot about Alex Jones.

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Much like I know a lot about peppers.

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And me only knowing what you tell me about Alex Jones.

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And peppers.

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And peppers.

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Because I am not good with peppers.

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No, but you did enjoy that sauce that I brought over on the 4th of July.

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You know what? Surprisingly.

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Yeah, you went back to the well for it.

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I did.

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I brought over a ghost pepper sauce that is much too hot for a lot of people.

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And you put it straight up on your hot dog.

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Absolutely.

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It was crazy.

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It handled your business.

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It was crazy.

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So speaking of crazy, I'd like to give a crazy shout out.

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Not your best transition.

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Not the best.

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Not your best one.

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But this guy is the best.

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There we go.

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That was a way better transition.

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Thank you.

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He's a donor who was existing as a donor and bumped it up.

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Took it up to the next level.

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So I'd like to say thank you so much.

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Kyle, you are now a technocrat.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Four stars.

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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.

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Someone, someone sodomized and sent me a bucket of poop.

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Daddy shark.

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Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.

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Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.

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He's a loser little, little titty baby.

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I don't want to hate black people.

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I renounce Jesus Christ.

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Thank you so much, Kyle.

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We appreciate it very much.

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Thank you so much, Kyle.

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If you would like to support the show, you can do so by going to our website, knowledgefight.com,

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clicking the support the show button.

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We appreciate it.

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Please do.

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Now I need to call myself out about something.

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First of all, this is the second time we've tried to record the show and I'll get into

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that here in a second, but that's why this is going to, it's going to feel really bad

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me saying this over again while Jordan stares at me because he's already heard me say this.

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Staring.

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I'm terrible at internet.

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Great.

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I'm bad at it.

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Full stop.

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I'm, I'm good at doing this show, but that's about it in terms of the show.

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And there's so many other aspects to it that I end up fucking up.

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I fuck up and I'm trying to do better, which is my way of saying that I am sorry to people

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who have written emails and I've not gotten back to them or I've gotten back to them late.

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I recognize that there are some people who I've, I just lost their emails and I have

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not remembered to get ahold of you.

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And if you send another email and chastise me for it, I will own up to that and I will

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write you back.

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And frankly, it will be a far better way for Dan to, to engage with you.

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If you, if you shit talk us first and then say nice stuff, we'll be great at it.

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But if you just say nice things to us, we're fucked.

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Yeah, we're fucked.

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If it's actual shit talking, then I'm very scared.

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Oh yeah, no, he's going to bail.

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I'm very terrified.

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He's worried that you're going to come to his house.

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Then the show is over.

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I canceled this podcast and I'm like, no, oh my God, someone said something negative.

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Right.

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That's also one of the remarkable things I think.

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After almost like a year and year and seven months of doing this show, like the, the very

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limited negative things that we've heard.

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Yeah.

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It's crazy.

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Yeah.

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But, um, I, I, and no one, no one, I want to be clear, no one is like making me feel

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this way.

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No one has been like, Hey, you're a dick.

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You need to write back to people or anything like that.

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This is just my insecurities and my recognition that I know I've dropped the ball.

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I want to do better and I'm going to do better in the future because you all are listeners.

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You deserve it.

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Uh, and you mean a lot to us.

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And I apologize that my own psychological impediments get in the way of, uh, keeping

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up with that end of this because when we started this, I had the same perception that I had

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of other podcasts I've done in the past, which is almost no one will listen.

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Right.

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Uh, there will be a few people who reach out to me, but it won't be that many.

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And not to say that we're flooded with emails or anything like that, but it's more people

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sending messages than I've ever experienced.

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Right.

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Like messages of substance.

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So it's not something where I can just sit there and be like, aha, good one.

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Yeah.

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And then respond.

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So it's, it's, it's, it's growing pains.

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And I know that I should have done this before this point, right.

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Considering we're this far into the show, but I'm going to try and do better.

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And thank you for putting up with us.

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Yeah.

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We don't, uh, we didn't have the infrastructure in place.

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We never, we never thought that more than 15 or so people would ever actually listen

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to this show.

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Yeah.

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It was just an extension of us drinking at a bar and yelling at each other.

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We just wanted to hang out.

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We didn't hang out regularly.

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We didn't realize that aspect.

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And then we also didn't realize the aspect of like, or at least I didn't, I don't know

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what your feelings were entirely, but like, I didn't realize that we would hit as much

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as we did.

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Like not in terms of being a hit, but like actual things, not in terms of actual fit.

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We found actually interesting things that I didn't expect to find.

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I thought we were just going to talk about a crazy person.

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Yeah.

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What happened?

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I mean, we would, uh, I mean, I would, I was always hoping we'd find information and truths.

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But I didn't expect that, uh, the show would be anything more than entertainment for the

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most part.

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And then we go along, we're like, Oh my God, this means that, Oh, what the fuck?

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Yeah.

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It turns out that we have unraveled a level of circumstantial evidence that we would never

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have considered existed, let alone that we would be the ones to find it.

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We'd call ourselves crazy for assuming that at the beginning.

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Yeah.

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And if we thought that at the beginning, everybody would have been like, ah, fuck off.

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Right.

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So also I'm going to call myself out if you have not received a button.

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Sure.

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This is a part of my part too.

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Also I am very good at sending those buttons.

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I am not good at making sure those buttons get to where they need to go.

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And some of that's the USPS ban.

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No it's not.

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It's that I am bad at this and I need to invest in like some sort of envelope stamp machine,

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envelope thing, one of those other podcasts have ads for one of those dot com.

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Don't say their name.

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This isn't buzz marketing.

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We're not getting paid for that shit.

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No.

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Um, but if you are at stamps.com though, please send us a line.

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If you have reached out about getting a button and you have not gotten it, uh, whether or

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not that's, you know, whether or not that's the postal service or all our fault.

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Please get in touch with us at knowledge fight at gmail.com.

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We're going to make everything right.

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We're gonna do better.

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Yeah.

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We're going to work on it.

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I don't know why I feel so bad about this this week, but man, I feel bad about it.

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Dude.

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I'm with you.

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I don't know.

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I just, you know, in general insecurity only compounds with when people pay attention somewhat.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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Um, so Jordan today, uh, I, on the first attempt of doing this episode, I already explained

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to you what my process has been in terms of like, yeah, I got sidetracked on a bunch of

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weird, uh, sort of dead ends in terms of, uh, Alex Jones investigation.

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I have some stuff from 2009 that we're going to get to.

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Um, and I, I, I sorta, I ran out of time today in terms of presenting an episode and so I

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forced it and I made a bunch of bad clips about Tucker Carlson.

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Yeah, we were, we, we pretty much nailed that episode in like 30 minutes, but then we continued

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going and we were both like, I think we nailed it in five.

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Yeah, probably.

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The whole crux of it is, um, in 2012 Tucker Carlson was very clear that he hated Alex

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Jones and then he was on Alex's show in 2014.

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Um, and now in present day, Alex Jones says, uh, this 100% pure Veritas.

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It's a hole in one.

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It's, I've never done anything like that.

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Tucker Carlson's the king now.

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So you know, you have this transformation over time and it, it, it follows the path

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of Tucker's career and the fact that in 2012 Obama had not won reelection yet and in 2014

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he was president and they had two more years to deal with it.

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They're like, why?

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Might as well make peace.

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Might as well start being white nationalist.

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But as we went through the episode, it became clear that like all the stuff he's saying

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really isn't all that interesting.

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It's just us being able to be like, ha ha, look, hypocrite, wait, wait, wait.

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All of the stuff that Trump is, they said about Obama as being a negative and now that

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Trump is doing it, they're like, this is the greatest.

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Like it's a, it's the same shit that we see over and over and over again.

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Yeah.

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These people have no bottom.

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So actually I think this is probably the first time I've ever done this, that in the middle

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of the episode I was like, fuck this.

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Yeah.

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I don't think we've ever done that before because we've, we've made, I think once we

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redid something after like three minutes, like we stopped because the, just the vibe

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was off.

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Yeah.

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Like our intro sucked or something like that.

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And I think once in the whole time we've done this, but I've never halfway suggest our quality

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control level isn't that high.

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I'd like to have that conversation about my shitty editing skills and all that.

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But I, I, I, I do, I, I stand by my decision.

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I think that was a worthless as an episode.

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But fine as a point.

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I agree in a way that is not a, a, a, you know, negative towards you.

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Sure.

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I appreciate it.

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Yeah.

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So I've gotten a couple of messages from people in the past that liked something that we did

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on our, I would say third, fourth episode, maybe way in the past.

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And we were saying we were going to keep doing it and we never did it again because we accidentally.

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So what it is is a info Wars roulette.

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Oh no.

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So this game is, uh, I don't know what we're going to listen to.

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You don't know what we're going to listen to.

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Definitely don't know what we're going to listen to.

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You're the one who Googled it.

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I don't even know the title of it.

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We're going to choose a random video from the Alex Jones channel, uh, listen to it,

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see what we feel about it.

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See if it sparks anything like as if this was a goddamn ASCAT this, uh, this, uh, clip

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is doing the monologue.

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We're going to do, we're going to do a five minutes of improv based on their shitty standup.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Essentially that's what it is.

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I think the reason we never did it again is because the first time we ended up accidentally

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getting a David Knight clip.

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Oh yeah.

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So that's why.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Um, but for all of you who have ever wanted us to do Infowars roulette again, congratulations.

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We are doing it.

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Uh, the only thing I see here, uh, the reason that I was scanning through and this caught

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my eyes is because it says socialist in the title.

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And I know that that probably means Alex is going to scream a bunch.

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See hates them socialists.

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What's the title of it?

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Well, I don't have the whole title here because it cuts off.

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I'm playing this from my phone, uh, but it says socialist beauty queen.

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And there's a picture of Alexandria.

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No.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Let's do it.

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Uh, so, uh, here we go.

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This is probably going to be very offensive and probably gonna make Jordan very mad.

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Let's enjoy

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says the silent majority has a voice.

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So they have a new graphic that plays at the front just to give a little context and the

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full title now that I've expanded the video is socialist beauty queen channels, miss South

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Carolina, which if you recall miss South Carolina,

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I do recall that was, that was what I thought it was going to be about before you said it

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was about Alexandria.

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I was like, I remember there being a, uh, uh, uh, like some pageant like miss America

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where finally someone was like, Hey, fuck the patriarchy.

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No, no, no.

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Miss South Carolina was the one who stamped stammered on stage and was like, I believe

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education should there with all be, uh, like just used random words that didn't connect

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in a sentence.

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All right.

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It was one of those memes that went all over the place about like, uh, just the pageant

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winner very clear, like saying words for sure, but the thoughts didn't connect.

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It was clearly like a coaching of someone to like, I don't understand what I'm talking

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about, but I think this is going to make me sound smart.

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Yeah.

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It was a thing.

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So Alex, I can tell already, regardless of who the anchor is here, they're going to try

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and connect her, uh, with Alexandria Cortez, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez.

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It's David Knight again.

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God, he is boring.

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He just said her name in the most boring way.

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He just said her name boringly.

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Next clip.

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Next clip.

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They aren't clips.

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This is just the full thing.

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I don't care.

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Next one.

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All right.

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Just the very next one.

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Or Ocasio communist.

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No, no, no.

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I mean next video.

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No, no.

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We're not doing this.

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This is the roulette game.

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As I said, reported on a info wars.com, she's called for occupation of airports, of ice

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offices of the border.

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We have to occupy all of it.

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We need to occupy every airport, every border.

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We need to occupy every ice office until those kids are back with their parents.

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God damn it.

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You're making her point.

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She doesn't sound all that crazy to occupy America with foreign citizens.

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Wait, wait.

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There we go.

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Open border.

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They won't say it.

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They'll endanger children.

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You know what?

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A lot of what?

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What?

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What?

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That's a weird rationale there, but also a lot of, a lot of folks, uh, on the, uh,

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the left left, uh, do say we don't want borders.

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I think I've literally called for that in the past.

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I think a lot of people are now much more comfortable saying it and being clear about

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that.

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Like, no, the, the, the idea of a border is a militarized zone that implies violence.

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Yeah.

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Explain to me why we have borders again.

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Take your time.

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I imagine that it was smart to have borders when the American military was invading Mexico.

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It was really a good idea for them to make sure that there was a clear border.

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So we didn't like, we like, we took Texas and they were like, okay, get out of here.

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And now we all regret that decision.

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We would prefer to give Texas back, uh, just because that would be hilarious for all the

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Texan citizens to suddenly be Mexican.

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That would be the best thing.

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Oh my God, can we do that?

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Then Alex Jones would be Mexican propaganda.

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Oh God, that would be great.

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Do you think he turned nationalist for them?

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I hope so.

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I mean, you'd have to, that would be the best thing.

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I definition he'd have to, or he'd have to recreate to Louisiana vote Jordan in 20, uh,

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what would it be?

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18.

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When would we got a lot of work to do?

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No, no, no.

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Cause I have to be 35 to become president.

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Oh yeah.

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So I'm 31 now.

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So a 20, 24 vote Jordan in 2024.

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My only platform is we're going to give Texas back to Mexico.

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You're like a, the Bob Dylan of a Texas being a part of Mexico.

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You know, his great quote about like, people say that I own the sixties.

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I don't want them.

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You want them.

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You would just be like, people say we own Texas.

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I don't want it.

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No, you want it.

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They can have it.

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Mexico.

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Yeah.

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Come on Mexico.

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Yeah.

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It's a buffet.

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Why wouldn't we give it back to them?

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Like we stole it.

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Yeah.

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Let's give it back to the Alamo as a colonial is bullshit a line.

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Okay.

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It'd be really funny too, for the legacy that Alex Jones tries to tell about Colonel Travis.

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If you know, it was all just back to Mexico.

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So good.

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Let's give it back back to David Knight.

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In order to get what they want.

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They won't tell them to stay home.

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It's a very dangerous situation across the border, regardless of whether you have the

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ice or not.

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It's a very dangerous situation.

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We had border patrol agents who have saved people who are crossing the border.

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They couldn't call on the Mexican government that actually have to have the border patrol

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in America.

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Who listens to this shit?

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She's going to continue with that.

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She's going to continue to endanger children just as they do at the schools.

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They don't want to have any security methods.

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Okay.

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She lives in the Bronx.

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This is so boring.

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How is it that she could personally make the borders open?

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I don't know.

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I think she's just trying to fix the Bronx first, to be honest.

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This is terrifyingly boring.

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This is amazing.

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Who listens to this?

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Well, that's why it's only on like two stations in the country.

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The real news, David Knight.

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I know.

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But who...

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Like even the...

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How many viewers...

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How many views does this clip have?

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I was just about to check that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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9,000.

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Not great.

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Not great for your info wars empire that's got hundreds of millions of listeners.

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9,000.

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I feel like if we bought a Facebook ad, we could probably get to 9,000.

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Jesus.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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So I'm going to switch up.

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All right.

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I scroll down.

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I don't want to listen to any more of that because it's probably just...

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Yeah.

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Our info wars roulette is going to be just like the start of a shit ton of clips.

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Maybe.

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Until we find...

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That's not David Knight.

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Yeah.

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God, David Knight is boring.

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I hope this isn't David Knight.

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I think it's the pauses.

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Like Alex has a manic energy about him where he pauses and you're like, whoa, I didn't

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even know that this was going to happen.

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That signifies something real.

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I've scrolled through and I'll give you two options.

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Okay.

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One is a complete mystery.

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I don't know who's hosting it, but the title of it is why is Robert Mueller targeting Roger

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Stone?

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Which we know the answer to.

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Oh, we all know the answer to that.

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So that's one.

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It could be anybody.

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It could be Schroyer, could be Stone, could be Stone himself, could be anybody.

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Why is Mueller targeting me?

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Because I did it.

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Or one we know is bearded Alex sitting in the makeshift secondary studio, which means

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he's probably drunk.

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Two titles that are possible.

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So there's three options.

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One, grab bag.

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Why is he targeting Roger Stone?

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Two, what the fuck, Congress?

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That's the title.

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Or three, this is also Alex, Alex Jones' epic reaction.

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I have no idea what the reaction is to.

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I can't tell unless I click on the video.

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All right.

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I don't, I don't, that's, that's mystery box.

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And if there's anything I know from watching game shows on Nick at Nite when I was five,

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don't choose mystery box.

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You don't want to choose the epic reaction?

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Terrible idea.

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Never choose mystery box.

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But the mystery box is even further with who knows who the host is for the Stone clip.

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Yeah, but here's the thing.

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Alex says, or at least whomever is doing it, says it's an epic reaction, which only sets

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us up for disappointment.

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All right.

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Now we know.

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But we don't know what it's a reaction to.

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Yeah, but we don't need to.

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Not really.

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That's bullshit.

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Yeah.

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Um, so now we've got our, what the fuck Congress with Alex or mystery host.

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Why is Mueller targeting Roger Stone?

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I want Roger Stone in this because I delight in Roger Stone.

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Just his, his flare, his eventual fall, uh, into prison or running away.

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You got to assume he's probably not on the clip.

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He's probably smart enough to steer clear of Roger Stone defending clips on Alex Jones'

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show.

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All right.

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Then we got to go with, uh, what the fuck Mueller Congress or Congress.

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Alex Jones obviously is a well-known conspiracy theorist, theorist whose brand is bullying.

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Alex Jones is going to hear this.

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He's going to say, why is CNN out to get Brian Stelter trying to take me down in the weeks

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after the shooting, Alex Jones, his YouTube channel posted a video, uh, that was seen

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by 2.3 million subscribers alleging that these were merely, uh, that these were actors and

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not who had experienced the most horrific thing anyone could possibly imagine.

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What's happened with the info wars because they've made a cottage industry out of this.

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What they do is they deny that these events have happened.

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Why are they still on Facebook?

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You recently decided not to ban info wars.

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I don't like it.

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I don't, I don't like this already.

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I'm going to agree with Alex.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to end up agreeing with him and I'm fine with that, but I don't, I don't like

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being in this place.

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How long is the clip?

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Uh, nine minutes.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Scroll ahead to four and a half.

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Let's just, let's just really, like it's a fish song trying to, yeah, yeah, no context

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whatsoever.

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I don't want to know what he's talking about.

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I want to start in the middle and then we're just going to try and reverse engineer it.

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This is from four minutes, 20 seconds towards.com and it does not matter when you would have

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pressed play, we would have immediately heard a plug immediately.

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Yeah.

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That's why you're pissed.

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So she knows this all full well.

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It's a huge controversy.

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So she says, Oh, we took down, she read the fans.

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Me says it.

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Read the famous.

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Here we go.

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Alex trends posted the video you described saying that the survivors of the Parkland

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massacre were crisis actors that violated our harassment.

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They just opened themselves up to defamation.

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No, I know she thinks she's in a congressional hearing can do it.

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I don't even want to sue these people lady.

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You know who I am.

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You're obsessed with me.

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We have project Veritas internal videos.

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So she says, uh, that violates our harassment policies, right?

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Which is not an act of aggression at all.

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That's like getting an email that says you have violated the terms and conditions of

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working on or whatever, but like from the time of the Parkland shooting, I mean, granted,

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we didn't want to talk about the immediate aftermath and so cause that was way too rough.

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But even in the couple of days after he was still going on these tirades about like David

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Hogg clearly wasn't at the school based on very, very intentionally misrepresenting the

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timeline and stuff like that.

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So I mean the argument that he was harassing people is absolutely no, no, no, no.

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It's fair game.

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He violated their harassment policy, which explains why he really doesn't want to sue

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these people.

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Cause, uh, cause they're, they're, they're right.

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Cause I'm the guy that won't sell out.

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Oh, that's why.

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I'm the guy that stands up against the psychopaths.

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You're all just the scared leftness that got controlled by them.

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Cause you're a bunch of Stockholm syndrome people.

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So you just defame me again.

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Free defense, Alex Jones posted it and we took it down.

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No, I didn't.

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And you know that don't go back to it.

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That says, if you say a well-documented violent attack, back up from the beginning, I'm stopping

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too.

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I did not put a video up.

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You will not show it.

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You will not show the text because you are a fraud, fraud.

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And she knows full well who I am and she goes, Alex Jones posted this.

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And I want to make sure you don't hear it.

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Thousands of articles, crap on them when they had to put it back up.

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Cause their lawyers told them he's got 14 million views on the video countering you

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on his own server.

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He's got his own platform.

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We aren't going to be able to take him down today.

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Stop it.

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He's got us.

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Okay.

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Pause.

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That's your internal people recorded from project Veritas.

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So if I understand correctly, their lawyers came to them, not with a legal argument, but

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instead a dude, he's got 14 million people.

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You don't want to go up against that.

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That's a lot of people.

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That's tons.

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Even the, and look, if you go by what he claims, which he usually does, uh, billions instead

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this time he said the accurate number, which is at best 14 million people.

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I'm bored of this one already.

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And when I said I agree with him, I, I, I should, uh, clarify that.

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I don't think that he should be, I think we've already gone over this a little bit.

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I don't think he should be kicked off Facebook.

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You reacted to the kicked off Facebook part.

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Right.

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And that's clearly what they were talking about at the beginning of the clip.

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And I believe that that was a lady from Facebook.

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Oh, that was a lady from Facebook.

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Oh, okay.

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That was my understanding of the clip.

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Okay.

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Wait, isn't, isn't this one titled what the fuck Congress?

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Yeah.

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It says, uh, when you expand the clip, it says, what the fuck Congress trying to get

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info wars kicked off Facebook.

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So that's, that's a rough one.

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It's hidden in the, uh, the capabilities of my cell phone to let's go to, I'm actually

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liking this.

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I'm liking the, the roulette into a, in like a way where we just play random ass clips.

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We don't have a through line at all.

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No, no, I'm loving it.

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All right.

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So let's go to his Epic reaction.

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I won't hate it.

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No, I don't hate it.

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I do want to know what you're going with.

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The Epic reaction.

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I want to know what his Epic reaction is too.

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This is why you would lose on every game show.

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Did you hear about the Democrats launching a civil war on July 4th?

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Yes.

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No.

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Must've missed it.

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Info Wars hoax or Alex Jones claimed it was going to happen.

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He claimed there was going to be a new civil war on July 4th.

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It's just the latest example of an info Wars hoax, a story that was totally made up and

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designed to deceive people.

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They said, I already covered it, but at the end of this, I'll show you a bunch of articles

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where USA today says we're in a civil war.

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I didn't say it was USA today, all these tweets out of Northern Southern fighting.

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I said, they're calling it a civil war.

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It's an asymmetrical war.

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They're gearing up the intimidation, the physical attacks, overthrow the president.

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It's all admitted.

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I know you are, but what am I?

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It makes the big joke that I said it would all be over July 4th.

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No, I said it begins July 4th and I've been proven right.

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Continue.

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Hillary had a 97% chance of winning and the debates weren't rigged.

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It was all rigged.

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These are the people that on record, the Democrats hate America.

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They're trying to stop our own record.

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Bill Maher says they want to kill the economy, Bill Maher, Bill Maher.

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I mean, this is on the left, right?

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This is CNN saying that I'm a hoaxer and then misrepresenting when I've got a stack of news

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today.

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We will also raise our hands, overthrow Trump and want civil war.

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Let's see that stack baby.

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Back it up to start.

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I'm going to stop right now.

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Just start it over.

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Start the whole thing.

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Classic Alex Jones.

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I love that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Before they get to anything of substance, start it over.

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Stop it again.

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Notice it says reliable sources.

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This is the key.

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I'm going to stop.

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He never.

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You know, Vegas is probably betting on interrupting him.

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Wait, did he just say Vegas is betting he'll interrupt it here?

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Yeah.

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Holy shit.

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Can we make that bet?

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That's amazing.

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That's the over-under for how long he makes it before the first positive clip.

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Well, see, I just paused it to be like, what distracted him that time?

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Yeah.

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Immediately.

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As I paused it to be like, Vegas is going to bet on like, that's good comedy.

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That's solid.

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You're doing good.

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Solid.

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But the, what he got distracted by and was like, pause it, pause it.

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One second into the clip was the name of the show, reliable sources with Brian Stelter,

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but he knows that's the name of the show.

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It's not like he's surprised by that.

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He's like, Oh, I got a bit for this.

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First time he's ever heard of it.

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I got a bit.

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First time he's ever heard of it.

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I got a bit.

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It's like being on a fucking man cow.

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It's set up for a bit.

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Oh, reliable sources.

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I got something on this.

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I got something on this.

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How about if I'm shittier on this show?

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All right.

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Let's see if he keeps talking about Vegas.

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Oh, let's do it.

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You know where the smart money is.

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Yes.

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You are going to say something, Zimmerman?

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I think we made it about two seconds in that time.

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You know, the big enchilada, Oh, we've got his face behind me.

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That's just the eyes poking up.

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Yeah.

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The eyes.

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Who is that guy?

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He never, he never, he never listened to this.

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He never shows me shaying the civil war.

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He doesn't show a video.

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He doesn't.

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We talk about Brian Stelter.

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We show you what he said.

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When I say Bloomberg came out and admitted that the fake, you say what Bloomberg, nobody

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died.

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And then we're or Sandy hook were fake and they had to take them down.

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See, I show you and our articles show you every claim we make as a link, but notice

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that's not true at all.

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Us saying that the civil war would kill everybody because I said, I'm not saying it'll be a

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shooting war.

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I'm saying it's a demarcation line of them accelerating their attack and they call it

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a civil war.

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This is such bullshit because we were doing Jade Helm already over again.

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Like his, uh, he's like, I didn't say that Jade Helm was going to be a takeover of States.

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I said that this is practice for a takeover of States.

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Well, you know, like that, that sort of thing.

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He's always the same thing.

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It's like I stirred up the fear that is, um, parallel to and commensurate with an actual

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takeover of States.

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Right.

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But I didn't say it.

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You can't pin me on saying that that's what this is.

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What's going to happen heavily, heavily implied.

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Didn't say it.

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I very much said stuff about the civil war coming and uh, I did tweet about it a bunch

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and I made a bunch of videos.

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Nobody can prove it though.

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No.

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Brian Stelter didn't, what, did he play the clip of me saying it?

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Did he quote any of my tweets?

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I bet he did.

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Yeah.

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He almost certainly did.

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Yeah.

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What kind of idiot with a show called reliable sources wouldn't play the clip?

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One of the things that we have to wrestle with too is that like we have unlimited time,

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uh, in terms of our show, people on CNN don't.

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So like we can take a clip that Alex Jones says like X, Y, and Z, and we can listen to

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X and then talk about it for 10 minutes if we need to.

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Whereas they have sponsors, uh, they have commercials they got to go to.

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They've got just, you have, you have to, you can't do your whole show on Alex.

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So if they do a little segment on him, obviously they're not going to play all the clips.

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Oh my God.

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Do we know anybody who could get us like, okay, we do have unlimited time.

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Remember remember the Megyn Kelly interview when Alex was so terrified and they didn't

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do the thing.

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What if we got ahold of the raw video?

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Is there a way for us to do that?

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Can we find it?

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Do we know anybody?

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What network is that on?

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Wait, I know Megyn Kelly.

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It was on NBC.

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I don't know.

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I don't know anybody.

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I don't know anybody on circles, but also I think that it would probably be like real

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serious disclosure laws in place.

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Like I think that, wait, I think it would probably be a crime for them.

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We know people at least who write for SNL.

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They're on NBC.

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That's not the in we need.

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No, that's it.

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I think that's in the in way.

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Look, what is more high profile at NBC than just some random writer for SNL walking in

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and being like, Hey, can I get the raw footage of that Megyn Kelly Alex Jones video?

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Look, I know they were recording for like six hours.

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I need it all.

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I need it all.

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Yeah.

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Do you got a thumb drive?

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But I mean like that, do they still use Betamax tapes?

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That's one of those rare moments where Alex like really showed ass and that's why it would

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be interesting to know exactly what happened in the interview because the interview itself

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wasn't garbage.

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No, she was shitty at it.

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Shall we go back to this?

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I think we should for a minute and then find something else.

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So they went, Oh my God, he's on to us.

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Full page ads, New York Times calling for overthrow of Trump, civil war, Rob Reiner

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saying we're in a civil war.

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Oh, Rob Reiner.

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This is the battle of the civil war.

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What do we do?

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The leader of the left, Rob Reiner.

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It all happened one day and our people will still believe in us even as they go out.

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And Uber drivers throw people out and all the rest of it.

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He's a great director though.

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You can't argue that.

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Any obligation to stop info wars in its tracks.

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You know, these companies say they are working hard every day to stop the spread of misinformation

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and they say they want to help people find reliable sources.

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Here you go.

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One day this week I was at a press event at YouTube all about this and the next day CNN's

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Oliver Darcy was at a Facebook event about this.

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So he asked a simple question, how can Facebook be serious about fighting misinformation and

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still let info wars have a page with nearly 1 million followers?

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Okay, pause it.

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We have 15 Facebook pages.

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Okay, that's a problem.

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There you go.

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You have 15 Facebook pages.

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Hold on.

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Now you got it.

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You have just made the wrong argument.

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Now you got it.

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When he said 15, I thought he was going to say we have 15 million followers.

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We have 15 pages.

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See now, now your argument is moot, all right?

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Maybe we don't want Facebook to take off the info wars page.

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Maybe we'll want Facebook to take off 14 info wars pages.

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Maybe.

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I don't know, man.

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Like I still think, I still think that it's the, like I think it's the responsibility

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of the viewer.

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I still think that because I think it's going to be impossible.

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Whatever guidelines could help with this, whatever rules could help are going to be

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stymied by just implementation logistics.

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Like it's almost impossible.

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No, the most narrow of standards is what you're saying directly parallel to Nazis.

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It's so simple.

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It's really, really simple.

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I feel like again, the constitution was so dead on, except there should have been dot

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dot dot, no Nazis.

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They weren't around when it was written.

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But also I think that the problem with that-

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I think the problem is they've always been around.

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But the problem with your rule, it sounds good, but at the same time, it comes down

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to interpretation.

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There's going to be way too much.

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Like how do you actually enforce that sort of rule?

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Again, really, really narrow.

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What sounds like Nazis to you might not sound like Nazis to all.

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Grab a shit ton of Goebbels propaganda, remove proper nouns.

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If you're fitting in different proper nouns, you're Nazis.

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You just like the same adjectives?

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Yeah.

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You're going to Mad Libs Goebbels?

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Exactly.

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You're crazy.

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That is Nazis.

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You're crazy.

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That is Nazis.

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You're nuts.

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If you're Mad Libbing Goebbels, you're out.

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Look, on principle, I agree with you.

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I would love if that happened.

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No, it could absolutely be abused in a negative way.

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I get it.

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But I don't even think abused.

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I think just the structural inability to deal with the millions of posts that happen across

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apparently Infowars has 15 channels, or 15 pages.

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Who knows how many pages other outlets have, like how many pages Breitbart has, or how

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many- Keywords.

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You're going to run into trouble.

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It's not going to work.

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I get it.

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I get it.

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You want it to work, it's not going to work.

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I get it.

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But on the other hand, your argument for people should be responsible for their own media

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consumption has clearly failed because people are not responsible for it and they don't

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do a good job at it.

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Human beings are shitty at it.

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Sure.

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Or at least most of us are.

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And a lot of people exploit the specific shitty parts in order to further their own causes.

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Exactly.

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Sure.

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It's a, I would say, an almost unsolvable problem unless we walk away.

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Mad Libs Goebbels.

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Walk away.

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Mad Libs Goebbels.

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And it's one of the reasons why I'm really terrible at social media is because I sit

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around and I could exploit various hot topics of the day and like, oh, Alex says this about

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this.

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And maybe cheats and retweets and stuff like that.

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But I don't want to be, I don't want to be a part of that.

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I don't want to possibly, like the social media is so dangerous to me and so weird that

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like I restrain myself from doing it out of fear that I might be misleading someone somewhere.

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Which again is why we're losing.

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Totally.

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But I also think we should all lose and we should all walk away.

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But then the issue becomes how does anything exist without social media nowadays?

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Consider this.

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Get rid of Texas.

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Interesting.

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Yeah.

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Back to Mexico.

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Social media.

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Fine from here on out.

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All right.

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That's my, that's, I got two solutions.

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One dot, dot, dot.

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No Nazis.

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Two, Texas is yours now.

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Goebbels Mad Libs.

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Goebbels Mad Libs.

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Social media blackout in Texas.

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Blackout in Texas.

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Interesting.

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Problem solved.

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All right.

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So, I mean, I think the epic reaction was the, start it over.

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I think that might be.

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That's our best epic reaction.

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That might've been what they were teasing.

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Whatever he ended up doing was probably just another weird, hateful screed about Brian

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Stelter.

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Yeah.

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Who cares?

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Let's move along.

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And just because I did that, I went to the one of that trio of options that I wanted

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to go to now.

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I'm going to do you the service of, let's listen to a little bit of this about Roger

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Stone.

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Okay.

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Your dear friend.

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All right, here we go.

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Holy shit, it is Roger.

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Yes.

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It's loading slow, but.

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God damn it.

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It's a freeze.

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This is just the beginning of an epic clash, ladies and gentlemen.

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But anyone who read the indictment laid out last week by Mr. Rosenstein needs to be reminded

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as I was forced to remind Chris Cuomo the other night on CNN.

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Where you got roundly being.

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Is an unproven accusation by the government.

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Fair.

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It is not an undisputed fact.

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I have purchased airfare already for when it comes for me.

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This is thin.

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This is nothing.

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I can't believe it's Roger.

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This is crazy.

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Fantastic.

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I can't believe it.

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See, now this is why you don't buy the mystery box, Dan.

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I can't believe that the title of the clip is why Robert Mueller is targeting Roger Stone.

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And it's Roger Stone.

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It's Roger Stone in a gray white suit standing in front of a Infowars green screen.

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Love it.

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This is crazy.

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I'm loving it.

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You know, Guccifer 2.0 is a Russian asset.

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And as many times as you want to say it, that does not make it a fact certified in a court

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of law.

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No, but there are a lot of other things that do make it a fact.

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Infowars graphic.

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Hi, this is former mayor and the greatest mayor, Mr. 9-11 Rudy Giuliani and you're listening

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to Roger Stone on Infowars.

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What?

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Wait, what?

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Wait, wait, wait.

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What?

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What?

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Hold on.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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There's a guy impersonating Rudy Giuliani?

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I think that was actually Rudy Giuliani.

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That was not Rudy Giuliani.

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I would believe it is, but it's probably someone impersonating.

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No, it is a, that wasn't even a good Rudy Giuliani.

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I feel like I got to go back a tiny bit.

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No way.

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I got to look into this again.

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No way.

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Hi, this is former mayor and the greatest mayor, Mr. 9-11 Rudy Giuliani and you're listening

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to Roger Stone on Infowars.

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Which, which, hold on.

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And there you have- Hold on, before you go any further.

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Effective lawyer, former mayor, Rudy Giuliani, who I think has done a superb job.

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That's actually Rudy Giuliani.

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Wait, that is not actually Rudy Giuliani.

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I don't think that there's any way that Roger Stone would sit there with a straight face

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and say, this is one of Trump's most effective lawyers.

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He would laugh about it and be like, look at Rudy saying good things about me.

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I want to go with Ratatosker, my friend, the rat-faced god of chaos in the Norwegian pantheon.

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Look.

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Brings about the end times.

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I don't know my Norwegian religious- I 100% bought it.

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I feel like Ratatosker exists.

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No idea what he does.

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Okay, well, we'll say he's a rat-faced chaos guy.

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There we go.

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Now, why, now here's, here's a better question to respond to that with.

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Why wouldn't he, though?

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He's Roger Stone.

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This is a man who fucking balls to the walls it.

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Because I think that he would look like a rube if he was pretending it was actually

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Rudy Giuliani when it wasn't.

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You would look like a rube for believing that he actually believes that it's Rudy Giuliani.

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I'm so confused.

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I'm so confused.

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And that is why Roger Stone is fucking good at what he does.

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I'm so confused about this for a number of reasons, the first of which- It does not sound

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like Rudy Giuliani.

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It doesn't sound a lot like it, but it sounds enough like him that I'm willing to entertain

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it.

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The second thing is that Alex has hated Rudy Giuliani for years because of his 9-11 stuff.

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Even in the, like in 2009, all the episodes that I'm listening to, they play a commercial

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on every episode, multiple times, for a 9-11 documentary that I believe Jason Burmas might

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have made or someone- Okay.

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One Info Wars adjacent, and it ends with a clip of Rudy Giuliani saying, if you're not

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with us, you're with the terrorists.

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So it's the punchline of their 9-11 conspiracy commercial, their documentary commercial.

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So the idea that now in present day, I'm so confused.

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But we haven't watched the show.

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Maybe he's explicated this in the past.

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Like maybe this is something that is a joke from way back because there's no way, maybe

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it's Frank Caliendo.

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I kind of think it's Frank Caliendo.

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All right, Frank Caliendo.

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I'm going to go with all right, Frank Caliendo.

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It's Gavin McInnes trying out his impression act.

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Rich Little does 1001 voices, Dan.

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One of those is, I can't, I just can't believe that Rudy Giuliani recorded a voiceover where

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he says, I'm the former mayor, the greatest mayor of New York.

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I believe that.

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That part is the part I believe 100%.

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Fair enough.

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Fair enough.

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What I believe is that you're listening to Roger Stone on Info Wars.

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That's true.

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Why would he do that?

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It would be easy enough to get though.

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You could just get that through a voice message or something like that on your phone.

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It's not like he has to come into studio and be like, all right, level's good, sibilance,

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sibilance, you know, or anything like that.

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He could just do that with an iPhone.

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Right.

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So it would take zero effort.

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All it would take is Roger being that fucking like, let's juice this.

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What if it was actually Roger Stone doing the voice himself?

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God, what if it turns out he's a good impressionist?

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Now that introduces a new crazy Pandora's box.

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Roger Stone is a brilliant impressionist.

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All of these voices, Roger Stone might be Alex Jones.

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No, makeup can't do that.

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Okay.

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Fair enough.

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I think it's possible.

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He's wearing a clump, he's Eddie Murphy in the clumps.

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I would believe that he's possibly Owen Troyer, but Alex, no, absolutely not.

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I don't know, man.

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You've introduced some fucked up thoughts to my brain about the idea that he's doing

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a character.

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What if he's doing voices?

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I understand that this is probably the least important part of this clip.

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No, this is the most important part of this clip.

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Look, if there's anything that we can take from this clip, it is that Roger knows he's

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fucked and he's really trying to do, cause he's not doing damage control for his real

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life.

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He's doing damage control for his Infowars life.

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Like he's going through all of this.

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He knows what he's saying is bullshit.

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He knows that when he was in that indictment, that meant, because again, that indictment

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was fantasy.

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Those people are never coming to justice.

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If there is justice, they're going to stay in Russia.

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There's no chance of them actually facing the consequences for their actions.

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The point of that indictment is to make sure everybody knows there was an American who

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acted as an intermediary with these 12 people.

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Well, also Lee Stranahan too came up in that, it wasn't just about Roger Stone.

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I agree.

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Just because Roger Stone foolishly leaked his own messages and then they were word to

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word the messages that were in that indictment.

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I do think that that is a message on some level in the indictment.

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You're right.

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You're right.

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I mean, there's no way this is ever going to actually go to court unless they try them

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in absentia, which I don't think is going to happen.

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It seems like a foolish exercise.

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Of course.

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But at the same time, Roger's whole thing about like, they can just say whatever they

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want and don't prove it.

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They lay out a lot of facts.

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Oh boy.

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Oh boy.

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They lay out very specific information that like if you, Roger, now, since you're a journalist

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apparently on Infowars, now it is your job to take the information in that indictment,

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the addresses, the servers, the address it one by one point by point, the boss employee

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relationships that are laid out, all that if you can find a fault in that, then you

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get to critique the information given.

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Let's find out if he finds a fault.

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Oh, I bet he does.

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Oh, I bet he does.

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Getting the president off of defense and on offense and calling out the criminality of

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James Comey, Robert Mueller, and the other deep state spooks who operate without any

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constitutional oversight whatsoever, answering only to the twitter Rod Rosenstein.

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Mr. Rosenstein is the man who signed the unconstitutional FISA warrant that was used to spy on the Trump

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campaign.

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All right.

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I am wondering right now if he has addressed any of the real real accusations against him,

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right?

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So far, no.

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He's, he's only said the only thing that he's actually said is Trump and Helsinki talking

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about the server.

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Yeah.

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I think the only thing he said is that Guccifer 2.0, you can't prove is a Russian agent, even

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though that's absolutely been proven like scientifically using science.

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Well, I mean, sure, not in the court of law, but the preponderance of evidence is certainly

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public now.

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Well, and it wasn't even, it wasn't even a preponderance of evidence.

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It was actually really, really well hidden until the guy who was running the account

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one time didn't log into the VPN and all of a sudden now we have a direct one to one connection

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and that's incontrovertible, right?

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That's incontrovertible.

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What about the servers?

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Well, yeah.

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Clinton's servers.

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No, I get it.

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But he's, he's, you know what?

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And I would never on like, this is a surprising thing for me to say.

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I think Roger Stone might be obfuscating.

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Oh, you don't say?

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Yes.

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That is a crime for which Mr. Rosenstein must be prosecuted.

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This is just the beginning.

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Also just, they weren't spying on Trump.

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Uh, that, that, that, that whole thing is bogus.

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Does Roger think you can counter indict people?

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Like in a civil court you can counter, in a civil court you can counter sue and, oh,

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you think I'm guilty of a crime?

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You're guilty of a crime!

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I'm putting the whole thing on trial.

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The bullshit is he's not even indicted, like he's, yeah, but he's, he's read the writing

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on the wall.

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He's going to be.

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But this still smells to me like saving face.

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Like it doesn't seem like someone who's scared.

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And I think the reason, again, that I keep saying, I think he's cut a deal.

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He's got a deal.

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Well, let's see if he, okay.

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Of an epic clash, ladies and gentlemen, but anyone who read the indictment laid out last

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week by Mr. Rosenstein needs to be reminded, as I was forced to remind Chris Cuomo the

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other night on CNN, an indictment is an unproven accusation by the government.

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It is not an undisputed fact.

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So that was generally, it requires undisputed facts to bring the indictment or sworn testimony

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and that we already heard that a second ago because it was from the sizzle reel that they

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put before Rudy Giuliani, real or fake, dropping in.

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Definitely fake.

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You can say Guccifer 2.0 is a Russian asset as many times as you want to say it.

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That does not make it a fact certified in a court of law.

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And in fact, if that question goes to trial, the government is likely to lose.

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I feel like that's not a denial though.

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I would call Ray McGovern as a witness, the former counterintelligence IT expert.

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Yes.

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Do it.

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Do it.

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Ooh, Benny.

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Oh, do it.

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To prove definitively that when Rod Rosenstein says that Guccifer 2.0 is indisputably a Russian,

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he's full of exactly.

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Now, it is amazing- Did they bleep it out or did he just stop

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himself?

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Disappointing.

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The screaming meemies, the voxes, the daily beasts, and the other garbage media such as

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Rod- You know what?

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Here's what I see.

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And I know that you can't, because I'm playing this from my phone.

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You don't see the video.

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Right.

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This- Is it just like a single close up shot?

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It's just one shot on him.

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He's speaking directly to the camera.

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He's doing a wrestling promo.

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That's all this is, just with slightly more details and less I'm going to kick your ass

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at the Coliseum.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That's kind of what this is.

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You can't actually move along.

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I don't think we're going to get much out of this.

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But he's so much... Here's the thing.

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David Knight sucks so hard in comparison to Roger Stone, who what?

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Has never hosted his own show before?

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Roger Stone picked this up as a side gig a year ago.

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Well, he did some radio.

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No, and he's- He did the Stone Zone.

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What?

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He had a show called The Stone Zone.

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No.

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Refused.

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He did.

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He did the Stone Zone.

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I know.

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I know.

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I know.

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Even if this is true, I refuse to believe it.

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I know a guy-

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The Stone Zone?

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I know a guy who is kind of like a co-host of his show, and I want to ask him about it,

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but I'm worried because he was his co-host.

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There's a comedian-

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Dude, you're going to get yourself killed.

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There's a comedian named Travis Irvine who came to Chicago a couple times, and I did

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some shows with him, and he's a really cool dude.

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He was really fun to hang out with.

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He had run for a libertarian office in the past, but I didn't think anything too crazy

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about that, and I don't think he- I certainly didn't suss out any, you might be friends

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with Roger Stone in the times that we hung out.

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He came to town a couple times.

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I booked him on my show.

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He killed.

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We hung out drinking after the show.

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He's a really awesome guy, but then when I was looking through Roger's shows that he's

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on, I'm like, Travis Irvine?

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What the fuck?

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Wait, Travis is on again?

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What the fuck?

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He's on Roger Stone's shows a lot.

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I'd like to get in touch with him and ask him, but I think he'd be cagey.

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It might be a little late for that now, especially since the indictment came down.

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He's probably not like, I want to give out information now.

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I would like to pretend this didn't happen and go back to my really awesome Ninja Turtles

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bit.

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He has a good Ninja Turtles bit.

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He has a good Ninja Turtles bit?

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Very funny dude.

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What's it about?

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I don't remember, but it was really good.

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I don't want to say it on air as if I'm ripping off his act.

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You don't want to burn his material.

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No, he's a good dude, but it's super weird.

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I think that that's the closest I have to Alex other than a couple of people who have

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contacted me with, I know him or I have met him, but someone who has done multiple radio

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shows with Roger Stone, who I have hung out drinking with, and I have his number.

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For knowledge.

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For knowledge.

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This is what you were always meant to do.

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Like most alt-right and right male pundits, I guarantee, or at least this, I will posit

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you that Roger Stone has at least done a few open mic sets.

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They're all failed comedians.

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They're just all shitty at comedy and they realize that the right wing doesn't understand

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comedy.

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So they try.

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Whether or not Roger has done open mics, I want to say that I don't think that Travis

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is a failed comedian.

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I don't know.

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No, no, no.

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He's very good at standing.

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But that's my point.

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I'm not talking about Travis.

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There is a trend among these dudes, the Gavin McGinnis's of the world, the Rubens.

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They're all terrible standups who have pivoted into something else.

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They all tried it for a year and they were like, we don't have any talented standup,

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but people do listen.

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I'm going to call myself out.

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I mean, I'm a failed standup who's now doing this, but.

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You're not a failed standup.

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You're a lapsed standup.

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I reached the point where I felt this is about as good as I can do.

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And then also didn't enjoy it anymore because I lost too much.

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I reached that point three years ago and I'm still just trying to make good money.

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You get good club work though.

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I'm trying to make enough money to.

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And you're better at it than I ever was.

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I watched you out at the Zany's when I came out.

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You hosting at Zany's.

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I saw frustration in your face.

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I saw like almost, yes, that is way better.

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I saw a touch of, I don't want to do this.

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And there was still you doing your job and being funny.

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You're being funny and keeping the show running along and all that.

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And I couldn't do that.

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I couldn't do that anymore.

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There's no, there's no.

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Even in my greatest days.

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I don't think I could have done that.

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You're not a jobber.

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I'm a jobber, man.

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I'm going to get it done.

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I'm not a good host.

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I have a, I have a responsibility as a paid professional anyways.

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I respect that.

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Yeah.

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Um, and I think, I think you do a great job, but, uh, let's go to this next clip.

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Yeah.

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What do we got?

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I don't know what it is.

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God, I kind of love this part.

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So this is a clip I've scrolled down a little bit.

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And uh, the only thing I know is that, uh, on my phone it says proud boy, Rufio, which

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I get very excited about thinking about thinking about also, did you know this?

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What the guy who played Rufio was also the voice of, uh, uh, uh, shit.

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What's his name in, uh, uh, avatar, uh, uh, the last airbender, he's the voice of Zuko.

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That's the same guy.

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Did you know that?

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That wasn't the trivia.

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That wasn't the trivia.

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Also in legend of Cora, he was the voice of, uh, nevermind the trivia.

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I was going to go with the voice of Iroh, who is the grandson of general Iroh.

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Let me tell you actually the great grandson of general Iroh, dude, you have no idea how

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great Avatar the last airbender was.

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The trivia I was going to say is that the guy who played Rufio, I did not know about

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his voice acting work amazing, but he was also in a Christian, uh, extreme sports movie

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called extreme days.

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Did not know that what is that movie?

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It's terrible.

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But me and my buddies saw it in the theaters.

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Yeah.

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We saw it in extreme days.

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No, it was about extreme sports, you know, like, uh, snowboarding and what have you.

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No, but it was, it was their extreme days, but also they had an extreme love of God.

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Yeah.

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It was terrible.

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But me and my buddies, Nikki gifts, I believe was there.

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Uh, some of my old Columbia, Missouri buddies were there.

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We went and saw it and we all lost our fucking shit because there, because Rufio is in it.

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It was crazy and the movie is terrible.

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One of our friends threw an entire large mountain dew at the screen.

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Like we were out of control, but like a point break had a sudden weird Christian undertone

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to it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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What's more extreme than loving Christ.

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I freaked out because they had a, they had a car that they called their Joyota as a Toyota,

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but it was so full of God's joy and freaked out.

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I actually love that.

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I love that.

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Well, what I freaked out about was that they panned to the back bumper and they had made

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it say Joyota instead of Toyota.

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You can't fit that on a, all right.

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It was like, yeah.

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All right.

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You guys, someone in set design did half an hour of work.

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I realize that now, but at the time I was like, whoa, crazy.

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You know what?

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It actually says Joyota.

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You know what?

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I've never, never considered that portmanteau.

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I am genuinely, I, that says two things.

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One, Toyotas don't bring people happiness.

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And two, I am not a very creative person at all.

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I love how we've spend off into this probably five minute talk about various things that

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the guy who played Rufio did.

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And if anybody's listening who has not seen Avatar the Last Airbender, or extreme days,

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get on it.

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I would also like to say that it's crazy that we completely skipped over the other part

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of it, that he's a proud boy.

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Wait, wait, no, no, no.

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Rufio isn't a proud boy.

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It's someone named Rufio who's a proud boy.

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Somebody's named Rufio?

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He's taken on that name.

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I'm sure.

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So there's, okay.

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That's what I'm taking from him.

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So we're not saying that there is a family that was born in the nineties, or born in

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the early eighties, watched Hook, and then decided when we have a kid, what else can

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we call it but Rufio?

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It's not his given name.

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I'm certain.

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All right.

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Let's find out.

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It's his proud boy name.

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Let's find out.

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Anyway, the proud boys suck.

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Let's see what happens here.

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Let's find out boys.

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I've been hit with clubs and stuff on my hands and so, you know, going full power obviously

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in defense is sometimes, makes you vulnerable, but you know, I did the best I could and obviously

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I think about the brain though, like you said, an adrenaline, everything slows down and your

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body's like, no, I'll take this guy out with a half punch.

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You see like the governor kick in and he goes, it's just awesome.

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So neither of these guys have ever been in a fight before.

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So the full title of this is Proud Boy Rufio Pan Man Exposes Violence of Antifa.

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So Proud Boy Rufio Pan Man, which I assume means he hit someone with a pan because we

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know based stick man hit the guy with a stick.

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Right.

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I assume this is just another good name.

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Right, right, right.

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You hit a guy with something and then there's Blank Man.

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As we all know, the proud boys.

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Blank Man is also a great movie starring David Alan Grier.

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That Blank Man would, Blank Man starred Damon Wayans, not David Alan Grier.

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Debatable.

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David Alan Grier was a supporting actor.

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Why he didn't get a Best Supporting Actor nominee, I will never understand.

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Whenever Dagg is in something, I think he's the lead.

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That's what I say.

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So do you know, hold on, slight endless sidebar.

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Have you ever seen Cheap Seats?

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The Sklar brothers, MST3K sports.

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So they did one episode where Dagg was the host of a bowling competition and it is my

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favorite because Dagg could not have been more angry to be there and he hated every

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second of it.

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It was fantastic.

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One of my favorite things is like early Loveline days and I would hate to revisit a lot of

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it.

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But like when I was 14 or so listening to those episodes, when David Alan Grier would

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come in, like it was revolutionary in terms of this person is crazy and just riffing his

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ass off.

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But like not in a desperate way, it didn't feel desperate.

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Dagg is somehow simultaneously underrated and if you actually listen to him, way overrated.

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It's bananas.

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Dagg is an anomaly.

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He's an anomaly.

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He's done some great standup.

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He's been in some awesome movies like Blank Man.

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No, not at all.

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He's been in that great show with Delta Burke, Dagg, and Paul F. Hopkins also.

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If you listen to a standup too long, overrated.

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It's bananas.

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I feel like that might be the case for most standups.

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Love him.

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So the reason that I paused this for a second, we got off on a Dagg thing there.

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As you do.

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That's something that everybody says sooner or later.

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We have a visual tableau that I'll describe here.

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It's been this guy, Pan Man, and Alex Jones sitting at the table together and this guy

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is talking about these fights and Alex is trying to relay like, all right, you get that

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governor.

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Switches over.

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This is a swole 20 something year old dude sitting like he's like casual as fuck.

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Like at a bar.

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He's got his arm on Alex's table, sitting sideways.

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He's got a posture of like, I don't give a fuck.

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I'm the shit.

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I know this is what you want me to bring to your show.

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Let's do this.

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And you have Alex looking over at him dreamily.

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Like almost like an admiration of this forgotten youth.

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Exactly.

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I feel like I know that we're only into the sizzle reel here again, before we get to what

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I hope is another Rudy Giuliani drop, but that'd be great.

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This is the word vicarious can be used here.

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Oh, Oh yes.

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And accurately.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You know, everything happened naturally and organically there.

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How did you not smack the chick that was like, when she was going to hit you, show it really,

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really slow.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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There you go.

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The sunglasses are still fun.

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How did you, I'm a good job not smacking her, but how did you not do it?

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Cause that's what I got to do when I was at the inauguration.

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Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Hold on.

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Hold on.

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I just watched that video that he played.

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It was pan man, Rufio pan, man punching a dude.

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And then as his swing followed through, there was another woman, maybe four feet from the

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person he just punched and he doesn't punch her.

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I don't gradually, I don't know how you don't also punch her.

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Uh, I'm going to go with, I'm going to go with inertia.

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I'm going to go with a lot of different reasons, but first and foremost, the biggest problem

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here is Alex is delighted by the idea that he should have hit her.

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Oh yeah.

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She wants to hit a woman.

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Well, she's a socialist out on the goddamn streets.

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She needs to be punched.

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You know what?

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You got to, how do you get rid of socialism in women?

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You smack them down.

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That's just, that's just history.

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Alex only watched the first three minutes of the smack my bitch up video and decided

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it was the best thing ever.

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Correct.

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Didn't get to the reveal.

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Nailed it.

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He kept punching me, pushing me, trying to get me to do something.

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Well, I, I saw that as a female, you know, and uh, she, she wasn't wearing a mask.

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So I was instantly, my, my thought was, okay, she's not an immediate threat, even if she

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decides to be aggressive with me, she doesn't have a weapon.

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Um, and then my focus became on grabbing that baton that went to the ground and confiscating

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that weapon.

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Infowars logo.

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All right.

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So his, his basic point here is he was doing a situational analysis, whilst in the middle

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of a punch.

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Well, he was like, he was, he was like Robert Downey Jr. in Sherlock, you know, like time

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slowed down.

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Yeah, exactly.

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It was bullet time when you were out there fighting Antifa and you're out there and you're

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like, oh, my priority is confiscate baton program confiscate baton action.

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Sidekick to the knee, punch to the face, put down, grab the baton.

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Watch out.

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There's a lady.

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So stupid.

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Wow.

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I, I, again, here's my problem.

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I don't think either of them are really unhappy with the idea of punching a woman there.

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Should things have been slightly different?

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Like let's say she was wearing a mask, then yeah, of course I'm going to punch a woman.

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What kind of person wouldn't punch a woman wearing a mask, wearing a mask, come on, domestic

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abuse.

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How many women has Alex hit?

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Well, I know that he's, you know, made a bunch of abortions that they didn't want, right?

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I don't know if that's the equivalent of hitting, but I know it's not great.

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Maybe.

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I don't know.

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I don't like how I said maybe right now, he's a member of Gavin McGinnis is a proud boys

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and half seeing women and children beaten up by Antifa prayer vigils, pro gun rallies,

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not even Trump supporters sometimes being attacked.

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So he's become well known if he just joined us going out and, uh, standing up for people

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and you know, famously knocking a lot of these guys out with pants, I forgot you were coming

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to town.

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I invited you.

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There's several other films of you plucking these guys out.

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So maybe during the break, you can tell the crew or find those I've seen them there.

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He just replayed the exact same video of him in now in slow motion, punching the same guy.

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Well, a woman watches, they're in an alley.

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It doesn't appear it's not, nobody is attacking.

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It's not a fracas attacking.

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Like this is not, it does not appear to be a crowded melee.

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It's just, he's punching a guy here is I don't know the circumstances of it, so I can't comment

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on that, but this seems thin, hard whiplash.

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All right.

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First thought that we hear from the best of clip or the sizzle reel is him saying, I don't

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know how you didn't punch that woman because I would have given that woman a smack.

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That makes me think the rest of this video is going to be weak as hell.

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First thought Antifa, we saw them hitting women and children.

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That's an interesting, that, that, that, yeah, that's tough.

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That's tough to reconcile.

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No, I think it's impossible to reconcile.

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I would say, I would even go so far as to say that it means he likes hitting women.

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It's a certain amount of cognitive dissonance only because we know that his narratives aren't

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true.

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So like the, the things he's saying that Antifa is doing, Antifa in quotes is doing isn't,

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isn't real.

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It's just a fear that justifies the behavior of people like Rufio and man and based stick

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man and again, boys, just like so many gun people, he, he has such a fantasy about justified

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violence.

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You're a good man with a pan.

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He wants to shoot somebody or hit them with a pan, but he needs to do it in self-defense.

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So it's justified.

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So what do you say?

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Do you want to hear more about based pan man or do you want to move on?

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I think we're good with pan man.

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All right.

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I think we got what we wanted to hear.

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We got, you know what?

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You know what?

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This, we got the clip of Alex hitting, of Alex saying he wanted to hit a woman and then

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decrying the idea of hitting women.

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Yeah.

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I think that's all you're really going to get out of this clip.

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Probably.

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I think we're good.

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Otherwise you're just going to hear Rufio pan man, uh, justify his own actions.

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Jesus.

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All right.

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Spin the wheel.

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Let's do it.

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Info Wars graphic silent majority has a voice.

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Oh no, it's David Knight again.

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Hold on.

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Let's hear what he has to say.

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The first sentence he has.

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I'm David Knight and we have on the line with us, Eman Bundy.

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We just had him on last week and I wanted to get him on again in light of the him and

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pardon.

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No, fuck up.

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Because the fact about that as being something that was rumored about.

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I want it.

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No.

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Why is his intro so fucking boring?

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But there are skip ahead.

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Oh no, no.

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Just scroll ahead.

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You know what's going on right now?

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That is the sizzle reel.

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David Knight.

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Oh no.

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That's not even the intro.

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Is it?

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David Knight is so boring that being like, Oh, well we have him on Bundy on the phone.

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God David Knight is so boring, but okay, so skip to skip to like three minutes in.

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Oh man.

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That's good too.

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This title is amazing.

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Eman Bundy colon takes callers and tells how DOJ denies justice.

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They're taking callers with Eman Bundy.

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Didn't he just get, didn't his buddies just get pardoned?

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There's the Hammons.

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What do you mean the DOJ denies justice?

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You just got a fucking pardon.

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Well I don't think that the Bundy's did.

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No, they didn't get a pardon.

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They said and stood up and publicly, you know, do it for people like the Hammon boring.

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And that's the thing that we see increasingly is that they, they ignore so many things in

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the constitution, even the most obvious thing.

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Like what?

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By the fact that you have a speedy trial.

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They keep people in for several years.

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I've seen this over and over again.

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Oh shit.

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That's true.

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I talked to a New Jersey weed man about his, hold on.

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You can talk to so many people on Rikers Island.

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You can talk to so many people on Rikers Island.

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No.

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People have waited two years without getting a trial.

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He talked to New Jersey weed man, which if I, if I know Proud Boy slang, no, that means

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that he's someone who assaulted someone with a weed.

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Who's New Jersey weed man?

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Is it Greg Weedman?

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His name's Weedman.

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I don't know.

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They wouldn't allowed you on here.

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All right.

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All right.

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All right.

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Let's give him like 30 more seconds.

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30 seconds.

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Particular situation.

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They came after him.

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He was a marijuana activist.

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They kept him in jail without bail saying that it was part of the New Jersey bail reform,

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but they didn't give you guys bail.

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They can hold.

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Oh cool.

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Let's get away with cash bail.

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Yeah.

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Hey, how about that?

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I'm fine with that.

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He's not going to make that argument.

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They always, anytime we agree with them, they always make an argument that they don't realize

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they're making.

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That's a good argument.

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Veers fucking hard left.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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They, it's like they, it's like they're so, they're so hard right, they go to the other

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side.

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Well, I mean that, that does sort of have some, uh, truth in that like horseshoe theory.

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I don't know if it's necessarily accurate, but a lot of people do believe that the further

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you go right, the closer you get to the furthest end of the left.

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I don't know.

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That's interesting.

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I don't know if that's true, but I do know that based on the way the propaganda works,

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even if you are in sort of spiritual agreement with the people on the hard left, when you're

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on the hard right, you're still going to be like, no, I'm not.

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You're still going to like pine towards something closer to the middle because that's where

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you can make your money.

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All right.

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It's too boring.

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I thought, dude, I thought, I thought that, no, that was never going to happen.

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No, but with that title, uh, Ammon Bundy, I got very excited.

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The moment you hear David Knight's voice, every one dies.

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Everyone dies.

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It's the worst thing in the world.

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Oh, okay.

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All right.

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You're, I, I, I, I'm very interested to see this clip.

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I don't know what this is going to be about.

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I've not heard Alex talk about this, but, uh, this is a clip about Sasha Baron Cohen

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who is now, this is really recent then.

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Yeah.

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I told you this has been in the last couple of days.

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Oh, okay.

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This whole roulette.

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I can't, I can't scroll through that far back on my phone.

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I just didn't, I had no context.

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There's a part of me that just says, if you search Alex Jones, you get the greatest hits.

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Oh no, I'm only looking in his actual channel.

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Oh, okay.

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That's the game of info wars roulette.

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So you're not, you're not searching.

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You're just going to the channel and then sliding.

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Okay.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, we'd find much weirder things.

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I know, right?

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Yeah.

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No, I only want his published content, the stuff he stands behind.

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So, um, uh, for everyone who doesn't know, uh, in the last week or so, Sasha Baron Cohen

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has put out his new, uh, documentary, uh, mockumentary prank show.

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We are America.

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Who is America?

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Yeah.

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Whatever.

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Who cares?

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The commercial for it came out and everyone who got fucking punked by it came out in droves

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being like, uh, Hey, uh, I got, I, uh, uh, they tricked me into saying things I didn't

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mean to say.

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You know what is interesting though?

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Uh, apparently Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders got tricked and he was like, well, cause none

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of Bernie Sanders interviews wound up with him saying, yeah, we should arm toddlers.

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Of course.

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I watched that clip.

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I watched the clips that I can find.

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I don't have showtime, so I can't, I can't watch it or anything, but like, or the full

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thing, I'll watch it soon as soon as I can.

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I think this sort of thing is very hilarious, but like, uh, I don't, I don't, yeah.

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You have people like Bernie Sanders got tricked by someone who was dumb and then Bernie was

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very polite to him and tried to talk to him.

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The prank there is that he didn't leave with people like our friend, hashtag trash dick.

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Shout out to, uh, Joe Walsh and Drufke.

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Um, people like Trent lot.

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Uh, people like, uh, Alex Jones is dear friend, Larry Pratt, right?

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Citizens for guns.

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Why didn't Sasha Barricone and, uh, Sasha Baron Cohen?

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I think I'll interview Larry Nichols.

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Oh, that would have been the one.

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Not on their radar.

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All kinds of shit.

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No, no, no, no.

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That's of course not.

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But, Oh, you guys don't even know, but, but like, uh, I don't even think that, uh, in

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the analysis that I've seen in, uh, like, you know, some of the fun, uh, progressive

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media, people like Sam Cedar, people, uh, you know, some of these YouTube channels that

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have gone over it.

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Um, I don't even think they recognize the, like how important Larry Pratt is in terms

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of that, uh, his gun organization was one of the big major forces that pushed the NRA

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so hard, right?

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Yes.

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Like they, they were very instrumental in pushing them to be less sensible.

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Absolutely.

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Because in 2009, when we check in with Alex Jones, he hates the NRA because they are too

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wishy washy and they're too possibly okay with laws.

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Yeah.

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They haven't gone Oliver North yet.

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Well, they hadn't even until very recently, but yeah, metaphorically they have.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So like, I, I, I love all this and I'm very excited to see what Alex Jones has take on

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it.

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I know it's going to be defensive and stupid.

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Of course.

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Here we go.

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Sasha Baron Cohen.

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Good pause.

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It's not news, baby.

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The onion King of fake news.

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Oh no.

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Oh no.

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What?

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The title of this video is better than I could have possibly imagined.

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What is it?

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So when I clicked on it, all I saw was must see Sasha Baron Cohen.

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Yeah.

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I'm like Alex Jones.

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If it's a must see and it's about this topic, sure.

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Got to see it.

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But the whole title must see Sasha Baron Cohen stocks, Alex Jones.

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He stocks Alex Jones.

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We're going to have to see where this goes.

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Oh yeah.

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This is going to go weird.

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What's out the late night comedy shows like Homeland.

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All these so-called.

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Wait, what?

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Sasha Baron put out Homeland?

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No, no, no, no.

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Sasha Baron.

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No, no.

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He's talking about Showtime.

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Not, not Sasha Baron himself.

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Or just the media.

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That was caught up in, in when we.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I got it.

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Now I got it.

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They put it out in their own admissions.

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Why?

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And then.

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Think about it.

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They put it out like the things they're saying, bigoted, hateful, racist are things we said.

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And then they have CNN come out today and call for info Wars to be banned.

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Bad sizzle.

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Bad sizzle.

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No, that wasn't good.

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Wow.

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Make ready to land on troops beyond their energy field and we landed our troops in Washington

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and we are taking the Republic back, but the globalists are striking back and fighting

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as hard as they can.

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Are you taking the Republic back?

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Well, I suspected this six months ago, but now we've confirmed it.

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Sasha Baron Cohen.

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We're taking out the emails right now.

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Oh yeah.

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America Showtime was targeting info Wars and wanting in the building, no shit.

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And I just have a policy where I basically don't talk to mainstream media anymore.

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They're like, Oh, we want to show both sides of the divide in America.

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We want to do a fair piece.

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And as soon as they targeted him with the wrong character.

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Yeah.

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For sure.

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Cause in that show, at least, uh, from what I've seen, there's the two characters I've

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seen.

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One is the guy from Israel.

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He lures people with the friends of Israel and then the, uh, disabled, uh, not disabled

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veteran guy who, uh, was talking to Bernie, you know, but yeah, you go into Alex with,

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I think if you, I think that means that they went with the, the veteran guy, probably if

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they went with the Israel guy, I think he probably would have been like, are you kidding

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me?

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I'm not trying to be a contrarian in any way.

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I'm just saying, you know what, with, uh, this show, I'm going to pass, I don't need

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it in my life.

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They approached him with, here's my prediction.

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I don't know if this is the case.

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Like I said, I would predict that if they even did reach out to him and he's not just

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trying to have stolen valor of like, they wanted me on that, which I think is a huge

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possibility in the conversation.

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Huge possibility.

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Absolutely.

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Yeah.

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But if not, I think they went to him with that Patriot character thinking he would be

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sympathetic to it and he was like, I don't give a shit because he's a heartless, of course.

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I don't give a shit.

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Yeah.

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If they had approached him with something that stroked his vanity and ego, like the

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character who was like, you were getting a reward or getting an award for friends of

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Israel stuff, I think he would have gone along with that.

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Oh, if it was friends of Israel, that would have given him so much lead.

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He would have been trepidatious about it probably, probably would have been a little skeptical,

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but he would have gotten over that pretty quick.

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He would have done a little bit of digging, not been able to figure it out and then be

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like, fuck it, let's do it.

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I saw Sarah Palin putting out the text last night that they'd sent her, the deceptive

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text.

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I went, wait, I've read those exact emails and I've heard my producer talk about them

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telling them that.

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And after about a month of them incessantly calling, I said, don't call her anymore.

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I don't believe that.

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Sure.

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Sasha Baron Cohen.

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SBC.

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The king of fake news.

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Because what they do is they act like they're comedians.

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But then the media puts out the late night comedy shows like Homeland, all these so-called

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entertainment shows from the opposition, Homeland is not a comment, are designed to target info

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wars.

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It is kind of hilarious.

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And then they put it out like the things they're saying, bigoted, hateful, racist are things

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we said.

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Now back to the sizzle.

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Then they have CNN come out today and call for info wars to be banned.

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CNN opens.

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Boring pass.

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No, we need to listen to a little bit more because I want them to get more into Sasha

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Baron Cohen's shit, but like, here's the problem structurally with this clip as opposed to

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the other clips that we've seen so far.

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Literally, we're two minutes into this clip.

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He did 30 seconds of the sizzle reel, which is 30 seconds of the first minute of his thing.

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You can't do like that is really bad structurally as from a production standpoint, you can't

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just be like, we got to stop giving advice.

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This is so repetitive already that we want to turn it off, but I need to know more about

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his feelings about Sasha Baron Cohen because I love the idea that he thinks he's fake news.

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How long is this clip?

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The clip?

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Oh, we're not listening to this whole thing.

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No, no, no.

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I'm just asking.

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How long is it?

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It's 20 minutes.

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Okay.

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Skip ahead to seven-ish minutes, seven-ish minutes, right?

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Here we are coming in at 653.

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And then meanwhile, Hillary Clinton calls for InfoWars to be banned, Homeland blames

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Alex Jones' character for fake news, and then says things I never said, and they use this

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in CNN articles and go, look, ban InfoWars, look, everybody hates him.

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No, you hate me.

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Fake news is television's favorite new storyline.

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The Atlantic.

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And then it talks about InfoWars.

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It's that article from 2015, yeah, the Atlantic, you know, TV.

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And then use that as a way to quote, ban InfoWars, because Homeland said it.

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And then weird Democrat voters watch this crap, dozens of shows against me, and then

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Republican voters also watch.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's like a super-terrorism show, right?

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We've got all the Hillary clips calling for me to be banned, and she's still directing

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this.

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What about Borat?

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I'm sorry, you mispronounced Borat.

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Next show.

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I'm sorry, you mispronounced Borat.

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Next close.

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And then saying, I need to be removed because I'm fake news, so I can't, and this is the

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key, defend myself while they demonize and attack me.

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Eh.

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Here it is, CNN lobbies Facebook to shut down InfoWars, the news story today.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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Bail.

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I want to know more about his feelings about Borat.

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I know, right?

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That's all I want.

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That's all I wanted out of that clip.

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Yeah.

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That's disappointing.

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I bet he didn't say much in that six minutes we skipped either.

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Nah.

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He probably said some stuff about like, you know what, I was the big fish, they wanted,

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and I slipped through the net, so they had to get Trent Lott.

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Bail.

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Bail, Trent Lott, and Dana Rohrabacher to, and Walsh.

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Alright.

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Yeah.

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It's fascinating to me that these guys just don't understand what the difference is.

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Like if you get tricked, and it's nothing, how can you compare it to all of these Republicans

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going on the show and being like, fuck yeah, let's arm children.

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I don't give a shit.

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Their explicit joy is enough to indict them.

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Well, one of the things that I took away from that commercial, and again, because I haven't

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watched the entire show, I can only judge based on that, the context clues I gleaned

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from that very, very clearly were that these people were reading a teleprompter.

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These conservative ding-dongs were reading a teleprompter.

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I didn't know that.

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It's very clear they're doing a cold read.

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No shit.

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Yes.

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No shit.

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I haven't seen any of it.

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I'm just, again, I'm bailing.

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I'm out.

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So the trailer of it is a script.

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You can tell.

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It's a script of these people like Dana Rohrabacher, Walsh, just cold reading off of like, well,

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the kindergarten's program allows children to be able to protect themselves.

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Okay, so they're doing a commercial.

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Yes.

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To camera.

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Okay.

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It's very clear that they are not saying their own words.

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Right.

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So that is where I take issue with the idea of being tricked.

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Yeah.

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No, no.

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It's worse than just getting tricked.

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Because if you were a right thinking person and you didn't believe in the things you're

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saying and you're reading a teleprompter, you'd be like, I'm not going to read that.

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You'd be like, what is this?

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I don't think, well, first off.

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You're crazy.

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First off.

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Whatever you're about to say is crazy.

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Hold on.

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Whatever you're about to say, these are stupid vapid people who will read whatever is put

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in front of them so long as like, if you if you put in front of them, like, I think we

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should give health care to people.

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They would be like, ah, but if you put anything less than that, they'd be fine with it.

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Right.

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They're fucking stupid.

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They're dumb.

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It's just like they're really dumb.

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They're really dumb.

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All right.

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Let's do one more.

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I know.

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I'm trying to find I'm trying to find one, but the the issue for me now comes down to

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the fact that, like, these titles are not good.

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I can only see a few words of the title and I got to find I got to find a punch line.

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All right.

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We got a we got a dismount on this.

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What do we got?

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All right.

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I just found the move on protest live in front of Capitol Hill here in D.C.

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This is where he just found it.

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So I should be honest, the sound mixing here is terrible.

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Yeah, because Owen is much lower than the video that they're playing.

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So he's in studio, though.

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Oh, yes.

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I kind of like based on the audio, I thought he was like there.

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And he just wandered and he was like, holy shit, I just found the protest based on the

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audio.

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I thought he was in a ship in a bottle.

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Yeah.

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It sounds like shit.

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So the video of it is of the protest of some sort or a rally where people are giving speeches.

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Sure.

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This is weird.

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Here we go.

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Oh, the title of this clip is Zombie Horde of Anti-Trump Protesters Roasted.

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Great movie title.

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I'm a Democrat zombie protest bitch fest.

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It's hilarious that these people are out of control.

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He's recording in like a kitchen with no like a sound dampening.

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OK, so he's not in an actual studio?

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Where the fuck is he?

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There is no video of him.

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The video is of the protest.

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Oh, so this is pure audio.

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I think he's just doing this like maybe in his bathroom or something.

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OK.

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All right.

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Why would you not protect our democracy?

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Good question.

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Why would you not defend our democracy?

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Good question.

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Rid the primary for Hillary.

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Hands down an indictment of military intelligence officials from Russia saying that they invaded

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our elections.

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They meddled in our democracy.

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Attempted to.

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Get them.

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Attempted to.

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Good save.

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Wait, why does he think that's a defense?

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Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

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If I understand correctly, his defense of Russia is they tried.

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Well, because that's what is fantastic.

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Because that's what he does not realize how dumb and like incontrovertible evidence that

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he's dumb.

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That is.

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And that's like that's what's concretely provable.

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Yeah.

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The attempt.

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Yeah.

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They did it.

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Yeah.

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OK.

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So they did it.

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And then the parts that are only forensically provable in terms of like the intelligence

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that's available in court or that they were successful.

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So him being like, oh, I'm going to roast you by saying, oh, they attempted to.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Sure.

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You should just say no.

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I know.

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Right.

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Just lie.

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Just lie.

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It's not hard.

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Honestly, this might be the best clip we've ever found.

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I think so.

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This sound is so terrible.

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This is him just admitting all of the shit.

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OK.

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It's like him like like maybe after a whole like a big night.

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He's just in his bathroom watching this clip like, yeah, I'm just going to record some commentary

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for it.

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To say to Vladimir Putin, we will not let you interfere in our election, but what did

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he do instead?

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He capitulated to Vladimir Putin.

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Why won't you defend our democracy, Donald Trump?

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That was 30 seconds.

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This video is called Zombie Hoards of Anti-Trump Protesters Roasting.

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I don't hear any roasting.

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The last thing he said is, yes, Russia tried.

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So much roasting, so much roasting.

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If you won't defend it, we will.

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We will defend our democracy.

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We will protect Bob Mueller.

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It's our Justice Department.

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It belongs to the people of the United States.

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It belongs to Donald Trump.

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We will protect Bob Mueller.

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That was another 30 seconds.

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He just let him go.

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And it's not like there is not the precedent set.

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He's just going to butt in with stuff.

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He's going to butt in with stuff.

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You know what's weird?

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That's a really right-wing thought that that apparently left-wing guy is telling.

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Why would you fucking trust the FBI?

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Sure.

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In God's name, would you be like, oh, the FBI is butt.

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This is our Department of Justice.

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Our Department of Justice has been garbage for a thousand goddamn years.

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Or 250.

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It is amazing how weird it is for the left now to rely on the FBI that tried to blackmail Martin Luther King Jr.

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as though it's some sort of bulwark against the rising tide of authoritarianism.

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The FBI is on the side of authoritarianism.

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Bananas.

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I would say my defense to that, I think, is that I also do not trust the FBI.

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But I believe that, and I hope this is the truth, although I have no reason to believe this.

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This is my romantic idealism coming out to some extent.

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I think that those chapters in our history, what you're talking about is 50 years ago, 60 years ago.

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Okay, fine. Let's go into fucking 10 years ago during the Iraq War, whenever Bob Mueller himself is trying and advocating.

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Well, it was 15 years ago.

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Trying and advocating and convincing people that going to the war in Iraq is a good idea.

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Right.

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Yeah, I don't have a leg to stand on.

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Let's see what it would say.

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Let's see.

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Okay, also, it's amazing to me that Owen Schroyer hasn't figured out Alex's trick of don't let the full clip play.

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Or start it again.

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Yeah, that is a terrible idea.

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All of those things are legitimately reasonable.

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We're not going to listen to this whole thing, but I am fucking putting the clock on when Owen's going to talk again.

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It's already been a minute.

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Yeah.

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We will clean up this government.

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We will make our democracy resilient.

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Here's the truth.

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Our president isn't just letting our democracy be attacked from the outside.

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He's attacking it from the inside.

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He's allowed to...

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Listen to these zombies.

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So there he goes.

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Listen to these zombies.

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That was another 25 seconds.

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Terrible.

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A minute and a half until he just says, listen to these zombies.

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This is a zombie horde in D.C. live.

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We have a live George Soros zombie horde right here.

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A live at George Soros?

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Listen to the moaning.

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Instead of to our environment.

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Steve Mnuchin carrying water for Wall Street.

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Special interest agenda and Trump's at the top of the pile.

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He's invading and undermining our democracy.

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He's just letting this play.

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Ethical blindness of a kind we have never seen.

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Crossing every single boundary there is.

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All right.

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Great.

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Great.

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We are two minutes and 40 seconds into this.

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This is a man asleep at the wheel.

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This is a drunk pilot.

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Yeah.

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There is nothing going on here.

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Two minutes.

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This is bad.

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And why are you putting this out on your own channel?

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What?

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I...

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It's like...

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I would love it.

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I would love it if Owen Schroyer put out something where first of all it was competent sound

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mixing.

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And he was watching this thing and he was making the point that like, hey, everyone's

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mindlessly just going along with this, hey, I believe the FBI is great.

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Like, you were espousing and I pushed back on a tiny bit, but I also realize you're probably

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right.

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Yeah.

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Generally.

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I would love to see that as like, hey, you're a fucking right around 30-year-old young buck.

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Like, why don't you show your bona fide?

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Yeah.

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Get in there.

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Give some substance.

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You know, instead of like, we're two minutes and 45 seconds into this, a minute and a half

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at least has been silence.

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Yeah.

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The rest of it has been nothing.

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Saying nothing.

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Again.

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At the end, when he comes in here and I should be clear, this is 40 minutes long.

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We're not going to listen to this.

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Oh, no.

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This is our last minute.

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No.

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And honestly, we're done with this roulette.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But like, that's crazy to me.

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That is an insane level of incompetence.

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I understand the idea of letting someone speak their piece before you come in and rebut.

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Yeah.

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That's called broadcasting.

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It's also just being courteous or intellectually honest.

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Yeah.

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What he's doing, he's not sitting there waiting for somebody to say something.

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He's still interrupting like earlier with dumb bullshit.

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But, but.

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Just doesn't have anything.

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He has nothing.

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But insanely, insanely, that's the thing that I wonder about is when people are listening

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to Owen Troyer's show, which they are not.

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No.

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How many views?

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Probably on one station in the country.

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How many views do they got?

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Actually, this one's not too bad.

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23,000.

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Oh, that's not too bad.

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Better than a lot of Alex's videos.

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Oh, well.

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So, I should say if I had, if I had all the data and I could see who turned it off after

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40 seconds.

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Yeah.

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I bet that would be a lot of them.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You still get a hit for that.

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So, so his, his situation here though is he's letting the full clip play.

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No.

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And, well, okay.

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He's letting enough of the clip play for people to hear a reasonable argument and then he's

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just denying reality.

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Yeah.

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Like when he, like he jumps in, he's like, brains.

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And you're like, no, that guy's put together a very cogent thought.

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Like, even if you disagree with it, that's a cogent thought.

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You can disagree with it on substance if you like.

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That's your business.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So he's just, he's just creating this alternate reality.

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Alex does that, but he doesn't let the whole clip play.

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No.

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He doesn't let people make the cogent argument.

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He cuts it off before you can recognize that it's cogent.

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Whereas Owen Schreier is like, I'm going to let you complete your thought and then I'm

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going to lie about it.

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Alex abuses the source material.

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Yeah.

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Whereas Owen, I don't think he generally does this.

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I think this clip is actually an anomaly based on what I've seen from him.

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He's much more of a bully than this.

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Yeah.

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I think this is him just phoning this shit in hard.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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This is him, like, I don't, man, I'll tell you what, I don't, I know that.

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I've made a cottage industry out of hating Infowars.

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It's kind of my thing.

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I'm disappointed in them.

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This video, like we've listened to a lot of like bad videos in the course of this roulette,

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but this one to me is like, you guys weren't even trying, like Owen can do better than

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this.

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He's more of a bully than this.

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And I don't know why he's pulling his punches.

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I don't know why he's sitting silent forever and just not talking over this.

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I don't understand.

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I don't understand why Alex would allow this to go out on his channel.

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I guess you get 20,000 cheap views or whatever, and I'm sure there's a super male vitality

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ad at the end of it.

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But like, I don't know, man, I'm disappointed.

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Also, I should tell you this.

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I just learned today that the Alex does not have a trademark on super male vitality.

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It really in 2015 really anyone wants to trademark super male vitality, they could sue Alex.

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Also super female vitality.

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Holy shit.

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I went, how do we do that?

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I don't want, you'd have to pay some money probably for the, the, the trademark shit.

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I don't know.

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You maybe have to get a trademark lawyer.

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Probably also have to have a product.

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I don't know.

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I just thought it was funny.

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I was going through trademarks and I found like most of his trademarks have lapsed.

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He just assumes nobody would take it.

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Yeah, I don't give a shit.

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Who gives a fuck?

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The ones he does care about though, apparently are survival shield.

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There's about that one.

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And Ooh, there's one that, uh, Oh, I got to get the exact name of this.

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Um, so I found this new trademark from a free speech systems.

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I don't know what this is going to be.

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I can't find it, but it was just filed a month and a half ago.

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Firepower radio.

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Okay.

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He filed a trademark for firepower radio.

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Weird.

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I don't know what that's going to be, but uh, I mean it just.

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You look over it and it's just like, Oh, broadcasting stuff.

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It's all the like boilerplate shit, but like, what are you going to do Alex?

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What's firepower radio going to be?

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Also that sort of thing is so crazy to me because then it introduces the idea of like,

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you're able to like preemptively trademark something that you aren't doing.

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Yeah.

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Why did you not at all take care of fortified supply?

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Oh, well, okay.

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Yes.

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Well, that's what a lot of, which is now Info Wars survival, which is also not a business.

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It's like the patent trolls who tried to do, uh, who tried to take down podcasting.

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It's like, uh, people registering domains that they think might be like, I imagine you

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should be able or not should be able to, I imagine if you were smart, you would trademark

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a lot of shit nearby.

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But if you did not renew your trademark of super male vitality, I'm looking up, let me

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tell you something, go to fill your hand.com because shit's about to go wild.

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I looked up all of the, uh, the free speech systems, LLC, all of their trademarks that

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they own.

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They have info wars that, uh, that's current prison planet, prison planet.com, uh, prison

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planet, uh, as a sort of a, uh, uh, broadcasting entity is a separate entity.

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The Alex Jones show, the real red pill, uh, one of his new, uh, supplements too close

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to the sun.

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Yes, absolutely.

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That's such a tragic name, stupid name.

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There's a number of these that are, are all current.

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And then there's ones that are like, you still sell this band.

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Why did you let super male vitality lapse?

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I don't know, cause I, I just, I just, I, he probably just doesn't think anybody would

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pay attention.

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So he doesn't want to waste his money on it.

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Probably.

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Now here's the last thing I want to bring up before we close this show out.

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Alex also got a trademark for something called honor roll.

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I don't know what that means at all.

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I don't either.

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It's this kid on a roll kid, maybe on a roll.

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These are the words that we are going to look out for in the future on a roll and firepower

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radio.

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Okay.

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Those two things are, we're going to keep our eyes on that.

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They, they have filed trademarks for these things.

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They're not approved yet and they aren't real things, but they're filed.

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So what would happen if we did get the trademark for a super male vitality and super female

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vitality?

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I mean, it wouldn't matter.

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Does that, is there something we could do?

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I don't think so.

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I, I think it would be like ex post facto kind of thing.

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Yeah, that's probably, I think they are grandfathered in as a existing product or whatever.

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But if they would be, it would be an abuse of a trademark.

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But if they continue to use it, I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I feel, I feel like first of all, it's not the best use of our time, but if anyone wants

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to get a trademark on super male vitality, it's open.

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Yeah.

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It's not, it's not busy.

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So Jordan, we've come to the end of this Infowars roulette.

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I think it went better than we could have expected.

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I think when we started this, we thought it would be, well, we're going to listen to something

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boring for a bit.

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No, this was fantastic.

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We found a number of fun things and I would say that the more fun thing is you and I being

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able to organically respond to things similarly in a way that our show doesn't offer.

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No, this wasn't, this wasn't a planned episode.

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You and I were both, yeah.

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And it was fantastic.

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This was a delight.

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I love this and I hope we'll, I think we'll do more of these intermittently in the future.

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But I think if we want to summate what we learned, yes, I come away with only one thing.

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First of all, well, if you say, first of all, that means you didn't come away with only

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one thing.

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I think it's two things.

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Okay.

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One, did Rudy Giuliani do that bumper?

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He did not.

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It's so, he did not.

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It's going to plague me.

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It is, it is a nightmare.

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That question is going to.

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You're going to have to go back and listen to more Roger Stone episodes in order to make

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sure that.

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I'm going to have to call Rudy.

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Did he ever give his number out on a, he's not Larry Nichols.

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Okay.

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Second thing I come away with is I own, before this, I don't know a lot of the Proud Boys.

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I only know about based stick man.

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Yes.

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And so hearing about Rufio Pan Man, it makes me so excited about the idea that you just

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have a word and then a noun and a man, whatever you have hits buddy with his now you are just

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blank man.

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No, no, no, no.

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It makes me so excited.

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I love it so much.

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You know what?

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I was fine with it when it was only base stick man and a Rufio Pan Man.

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Once we got to New Jersey Weed Man, now I, that's three.

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That's a pattern.

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In the scientific method, one and two is still a coincidence, but once you got three, that's

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a fucking pattern.

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Dan.

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What do you think about Francois Baguette Man?

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Like Francois is a French name.

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What the fuck am I doing, Raoul?

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What do you, what do you think, Pierre Baguette Man, that's what I should have said.

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What do you think about a short legs golf club man?

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Should have been short pants.

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Well, but his legs were too short.

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Even when he wears capris, they go far too long.

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Legs were too short to kick box with God.

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Alrighty Dan, if you want to find us, where would you go?

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I have not updated that website in a long time.

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Dude, I haven't written anything for a while, I've been so fucking busy.

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Yeah, I know.

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And also, all of my thoughts are, I seem like, like either of my thoughts are too violent.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Like I'm either not putting forth an argument that you can't read somewhere else, or I'm

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putting forth an argument that people would look at and go like, no thank you.

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But I have not, because a lot of my writing time has been built up in this long-term effort

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that I put again, and there's no payoff for that right now.

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But I appreciate everyone so much who has stuck with us and who still enjoys the show.

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Absolutely.

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I hope you've enjoyed the Infowars Roulette, but hey, Jordan, I've brought you this roulette.

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Well, if you want to find us on Twitter, it's at Knowledge Underscore, if you want to go

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to iTunes, go ahead and listen, download, leave a review, remind people that we still

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exist, blah, blah, blah, we're bad at advertising.

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Anyways, I think we all know, we all know, everybody who has listened to this show knows

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that there's only one man, only one man, who could make this garbage.

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Go fuck yourself, David Knight.

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I actually need to rebut you.

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How?

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I know that that was one of the worst chapters-

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The most boring.

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Because I want to say this-

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He's a demon.

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We actually, for the first time ever, too, go fuck yourselves.

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Okay.

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Go fuck yourself, David Knight.

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For sure.

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But then I will also say, go fuck yourself, Owen Shroyer, Ship in a Bottle Man.

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Agreed.

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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.

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Get out of that bottle.

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Hello, Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.

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I love you.