503: Dan's Cara-Vanity Project Part 2

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Today, Dan and Jordan explore the possibly thrilling conclusion to the InfoWars Caravan. In this installment, the convoy comes under repeated attack, Alex shows up in DC, and the radio show seems to completely fall apart at the seams.

Tidbits

• Owen gets to Atlanta
• Owen is hanging out of the sunroof, with no cars following
• Owen is boring and sad
• Owen workshops jokes
• Caravan gets to Columbia, South Carolina
• Caravan is attacked with milkshakes
• Alex explains why California cheats at elections
• Alex is bad at analogies
• Alex explains the cycle of history
• Alex claims caravan is 400 cars
• Alex teases last broadcast
• Head for the hills
• Alex's teeth are failing
• Billions are going to die
• We're in the endtimes
• Galactic contract law
• Alex comes in from break, goes straight to rebroadcast
• Alex has to host remote from DC because everyone sucks
• Alex has cancer... metaphorically
• We're all going to die
• The election was stolen... ad pivot
• Tech difficulties
• Alex wants to be a cowboy
• Raleigh, NC demonstration held at site of the Bread Riot
• Antifa followed from Florida to infiltrate the caravan
• Bullhorn governor Abbott!
• Alex doesn't want offensive violence, but ventilators will kill you
• Anyone who speaks out is being disappeared
• Caller: Trump will win on the eclipse
• Guest: Ezra Levant, takes over for a bit
• Trump got 60% of the vote
• Caravan gets to DC
• Owen rolls out new chant