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    | title         = [[856: Live In London (Night 1)]]
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    | episodeNumber = [[856: Live In London (Night 1)|856]]
    | length        = 01:09:32
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    | text      = Oh my goodness, look at that rabble of merit, those fire arms, it's so horrible.
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    | text      = But are they training them with constant brainwashing and cause to worship Britannia and to hate
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    | text      = our ancestral enemies, the Frenchies?
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    | text      = Oh, the French.
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    | text      = Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are back live and now for all of you Anglophiles out there,
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    | text      = prepare for the pain.
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    | text      = The funny thing is we're trying to save the dumbed down British people.
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    | text      = They are the attack dogs of the people that are soft killing them and nothing against England.
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    | text      = I mean, I've got a lot of English here, blood myself, and one of my ancestors, Gresham, invented the stock exchange on record.
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    | text      = And the king of England, the sworn enemy of humanity, he couldn't stand the queen of England.
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    | text      = That's in mainline history books.
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    | text      = She was a nympho-naniac.
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    | text      = 20 times a day.
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    | text      = You didn't know the queen of England's husband was a Nazi?
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    | text      = You didn't know his cousin that started the Bilderberg replace?
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    | text      = If you don't wake up and say no, you deserve to die.
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    | text      = And again, folks, I've got extensive British lineage.
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    | text      = So did George Washington, and he absolutely defeated the Transylvanian king.
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    | text      = They're not British, they're not Scottish, they're not Irish, they're not Gaelic, they're not Viking.
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    | text      = Prince Charles is the heir of contractions.
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    | text      = The queen doesn't run anything, folks.
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    | text      = She runs that whole country.
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    | text      = She shuts down roads in England every day, randomly to exercise her power.
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    | text      = You don't have a snotty...
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    | text      = Shut up!
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    | text      = Do you hear that I have a snotness?
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    | text      = I am Piers Morgan, my dear boy.
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    | text      = Go ahead, now.
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    | text      = I'm ready for my salute.
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    | text      = My proboscis while I talk to you.
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    | text      = I'm sorry, go ahead.
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    | text      = Go ahead.
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    | text      = The show is called 8 out of 10 Cats.
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    | text      = And this is how our society is turning into a tyranny.
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    | text      = Everything is turning into a tyranny.
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    | text      = The queen of England has now joined with the United States and the West.
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    | text      = And so the Transylvanian queen knows which way the wind is blowing
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    | text      = and can see that Trump and America are winning, and now she's coming in like the deuce axe.
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    | text      = The hero comes in at the last moment when the main hero is going to lose.
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    | text      = Queen Elizabeth, with this axe, has now become behind solo deuce axe at the moment.
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    | text      = Live from the UK, it's Knowledge Party.
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    | text      = It's Knowledge Party.
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    | text      = Hey everybody!
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And hello London!
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    | text      = I'm Dan.
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    | text      = I'm Jordan.
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    | text      = We're a couple of dudes who like to go all around the UK
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    | text      = very sleepily and miss my cat Celine dearly
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    | text      = and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
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    | text      = Oh indeed we are, Dan.
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    | text      = Jordan.
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    | text      = Jordan.
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    | text      = Quick question for you.
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    | text      = What's up?
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    | text      = What's your bright spot today, buddy?
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    | text      = I might have dual bright spots.
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    | text      = Dual bright spots?
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    | text      = The first one is how panicked I was sitting backstage while my playlist played.
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    | text      = That's true.
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    | text      = I could not stop telling Jordan like,
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    | text      = I don't know if this is the right Avril Lavigne song.
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    | text      = I feel like being a teen woman is not going well for me right now.
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    | text      = I swear it's the most judged I ever feel is when I put on a song.
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    | text      = So we made it through.
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    | text      = My real bright spot is, I would say, lodging in the UK.
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    | text      = Is that you alone?
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    | text      = Nothing but great times, I will say.
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    | text      = Great times.
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    | text      = Wonderful trip, but hotels here...
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    | text      = Don't know how to do it.
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    | text      = Wow.
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    | text      = They just don't.
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    | text      = It's not your fault.
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    | text      = I assume it's like historical.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Your country is a million years old, so assumably you're like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = we don't have to be hospitable to anybody.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We conquered India, right?
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    | text      = Like it's fine.
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    | text      = Glasgow wasn't too bad as a hotel situation.
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    | text      = But then we show up in Manchester and we're put into a hotel.
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    | text      = That's how you would describe it too.
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    | text      = We were put into a hotel.
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah.
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    | text      = I'm up on the 12th floor.
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    | text      = I got no Wi-Fi and everything is not cool because I need Wi-Fi to do some work and stuff.
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    | text      = It's kind of important.
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    | text      = So Jordan, as the wonderful tour manager that he is,
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    | text      = he pulled some strings and got me moved to a lower floor,
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    | text      = where theoretically there would be Wi-Fi.
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    | text      = He talked to the front desk and they said,
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    | text      = the lowest we can go is the 10th floor.
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    | text      = The 10th floor?
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    | text      = The lowest we can go is the 10th floor?
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    | text      = That's where there's openings.
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    | text      = I mean, that's two floors at least.
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    | text      = That's fine.
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    | text      = What is that, 12 feet?
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    | text      = At least.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Six foot floors.
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    | text      = I don't know how tall I am.
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    | text      = We didn't mention that.
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    | text      = That's the real bad part about the hotel, six foot floors.
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    | text      = So I talked to the person at the front desk and exchanged my keys
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    | text      = and I end up on the 7th floor, which is mysterious because that's lower than the 10th.
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    | text      = By the way, before he wound up on the 7th floor,
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    | text      = the last words I said to the front desk was,
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    | text      = please take care of Dan.
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    | text      = Now continue.
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    | text      = So I get a room on the 7th floor.
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    | text      = Get in there.
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    | text      = Still no Wi-Fi.
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    | text      = Great.
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    | text      = Also notice that there are exposed roof tiles that are really scary.
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    | text      = And I poke my head into the bathroom and there's drag marks of something.
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    | text      = And I'm like, this is a murder room.
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    | text      = It did feel like if I were to grab two ankles and drag a body,
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    | text      = those are the marks that would be left behind.
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    | text      = I mean, it wasn't red, so it's like, especially if you're really trying to clean it.
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    | text      = Yeah, you got the wrong ammonia, so it just turned to...
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    | text      = Yeah, I got you.
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    | text      = I'm like, I'm not staying in this room.
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    | text      = Fuck this.
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    | text      = And so I go back down and they put me back on the 12th floor.
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    | text      = But as I'm talking to the person, they're like, how did you get in that room?
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    | text      = I don't think people are supposed to be in there.
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    | text      = That's a fucking murder room.
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    | text      = Yeah, because there was a murderer in that room.
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    | text      = Yes, exactly.
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    | text      = They're still investigating that room.
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    | text      = Exactly.
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    | text      = I tampered.
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    | text      = I poked the ceiling tile.
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    | text      = I tampered with evidence.
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    | text      = Yeah, you're a suspect.
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    | text      = You left DNA behind.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = So get up to the 12th floor, still no Wi-Fi and make it good.
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    | text      = Then we show up here in London.
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    | text      = I'm in a hotel.
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    | text      = My bathroom has a sewage leak.
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    | text      = So I have to use Jordan's shower.
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    | text      = Yeah, that's true.
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    | text      = Anyway, I want to get back to my cat.
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    | text      = Maybe worse now.
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    | text      = But everything else is wonderful.
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    | text      = It is just the hotels.
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    | text      = Everybody is wonderful.
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    | text      = Anyway, Jordan, I'm sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I monopolized time.
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    | text      = No, no, no.
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    | text      = Everything is great except for the parts that we are not doing right now.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = My great spot, Dan, is that I can see.
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    | text      = Whoa.
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    | text      = I can see.
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    | text      = Look at my eyes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm not wearing glasses right now because I left them on the train.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So yesterday I went to multiple optometrists to be like, hey, listen, I get you have laws.
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    | text      = Fine.
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    | text      = I'm not from here.
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    | text      = Let's forget about them.
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    | text      = Just give me two pairs of contacts.
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    | text      = That's all I need to get through two days.
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    | text      = And they're like, we have laws.
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    | text      = And I'm like, I get that.
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    | text      = I started with we have laws.
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    | text      = I opened with that.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = You were agreeing with that from the jump.
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    | text      = Totally.
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    | text      = Totally.
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    | text      = But let's ignore them.
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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    | text      = So this all happens.
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    | text      = And after an almost excessive amount of badgering and me being this loud, they finally agreed
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    | text      = to give me an eight-minute eye test just to get laws out of the way.
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    | text      = And then they gave me exactly what I asked for.
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    | text      = And I couldn't just, because at the end of it, here's what I was thinking.
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    | text      = What I was thinking was like, once they give me the merchandise, then I can say whatever
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    | text      = I want to say.
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    | text      = And I chose against it.
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    | text      = Yeah?
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    | text      = Polite.
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    | timestamp = 00:08:58.000
    | text      = You kept yourself together?
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    | text      = I did.
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    | text      = How long were you yelling at them?
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    | text      = Was it more than the eight-minute eye test?
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    | text      = No, it was way more than the eight-minute eye test.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I can see that.
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    | text      = It was a good half hour because I kept getting different answers.
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    | text      = Like, oh, we don't have an appointment until tomorrow.
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    | text      = And then it's like, let's talk a little bit more.
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    | text      = And they're like, ah, we don't have an appointment until like six o'clock tonight.
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    | text      = And I'm like, you guys close at six o'clock tonight.
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    | text      = And they're like, we know.
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    | text      = And then eventually after just talking, they're like, fuck it.
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    | text      = Come back in an hour.
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    | text      = The guy's available.
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    | text      = He'll poke your eyes with the...
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    | text      = And then that'll be it.
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    | text      = Is that, he's spitting your eye?
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    | text      = No.
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    | text      = No, when you get the eye test, everybody knows the part where it goes...
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    | text      = Like that.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I got that and then they gave me contact.
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    | text      = You know, the fact that there is an eight-minute eye test really calls into question...
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    | text      = Sure does.
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    | text      = ...how long those eye tests need to be.
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    | text      = Sure does.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:49.000
    | text      = I feel like you have a new campaign.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:53.000
    | text      = Bring this bullshit down.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:55.000
    | text      = Listen, I'm against the monarchy, but first we got to deal with eye tests.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:01.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:02.000
    | text      = They're fucking with us.
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    | timestamp = 00:10:03.000
    | text      = It's a charade.
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    | timestamp = 00:10:04.000
    | text      = That's the idea.
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    | timestamp = 00:10:05.000
    | text      = So folks, we have a show here to do.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:07.000
    | text      = Oh, we do.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:09.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:10.000
    | text      = And so we are going to be talking about today, Jordan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:10:14.000
    | text      = October 30th, 2013.
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    | timestamp = 00:10:16.000
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:17.000
    | text      = That's Halloween, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:18.000
    | text      = Day before.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:19.000
    | text      = Oh.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:20.000
    | text      = October has 31 days?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You bet.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:22.000
    | text      = Okay, hold on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:23.000
    | text      = Do you remember the rhyme?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:24.000
    | text      = No, you do the hand thing, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:26.000
    | text      = Knuckles?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:27.000
    | text      = I don't.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:28.000
    | text      = Never mind.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:29.000
    | text      = I don't.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:30.000
    | text      = I certainly don't.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:31.000
    | text      = What is it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:32.000
    | text      = My very easy...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:33.000
    | text      = Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:35.000
    | text      = No, I thought I was going with the planets, but okay, that's fine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:38.000
    | text      = I don't know how many...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:40.000
    | text      = I'm always surprised by how many days there are in a month.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:43.000
    | text      = Just let it ride.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:46.000
    | text      = I know one of them for sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:49.000
    | text      = Every four years, I'm off.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:52.000
    | text      = And then October, I know for sure, because it's the candy holiday.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:55.000
    | text      = That's true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:56.000
    | text      = You love candy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:57.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:58.000
    | text      = And you love putting razor blades in other people's candy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:01.000
    | text      = What was that weird sound I made?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:04.000
    | text      = As if I was lusting for candy right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:08.000
    | text      = I kind of am.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:09.000
    | text      = Get this man a Haribo.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:11.000
    | text      = I have enjoyed...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:13.000
    | text      = Everything that's bad about the hotels has been made up for by wonderful candy selection
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:17.000
    | text      = over here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:18.000
    | text      = It hasn't hurt.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:19.000
    | text      = Yeah, it's great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:20.000
    | text      = So October 30th, 2013.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:21.000
    | text      = No idea why I would choose that day?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = No.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:24.000
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:11:25.000
    | text      = So when I was planning out these shows, one of the things that was in my mind was that
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = we're going to be in the UK and that's where so much great music comes from.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:31.000
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:32.000
    | text      = That's the sound that molded eras so often from here, to the point where to pick out
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:36.000
    | text      = a best example, you'd have a really hard time.
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    | timestamp = 00:11:38.000
    | text      = So as I was poking around, I realized that today, when we're doing the show, September
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:11:42.000
    | text      = 26th is the anniversary of the release of Abbey Road, arguably the Beatles' best record.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:48.000
    | text      = No response.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:50.000
    | text      = You know what's fun about that is you started with...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:53.000
    | text      = I said arguably.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:54.000
    | text      = I was going to say, you started with arguably and everybody agreed to argue.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:00.000
    | text      = This is Dan's style, playing it safe.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:12:04.000
    | text      = So one of the best albums by one of history's most important bands came out on the day that
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    | timestamp = 00:12:07.000
    | text      = we're doing a live show in London.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:09.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:10.000
    | text      = Almost too perfect.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:11.000
    | text      = It is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:12.000
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:13.000
    | text      = It is too perfect.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:14.000
    | text      = And it felt false for me as a person because I kind of like the Beatles, but as a kid,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:17.000
    | text      = I wasn't allowed to listen to music that my parents construed as being inspired by drugs.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:22.000
    | text      = I was hit with the switch and not allowed to listen to the Beatles.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:27.000
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:28.000
    | text      = I gained appreciation for the Beatles' catalog through Beatles Rock Band.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:34.000
    | text      = And I'll probably never live down the moment when me and my buddies, Nicky Gifts and Swearingin
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:38.000
    | text      = were playing a few songs and Yesterday came on and I recognized that song, but I had no
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:43.000
    | text      = idea it was by the Beatles.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:45.000
    | text      = My dad let me listen to that, but he kept the little secret that it was the Beatles
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:49.000
    | text      = from me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:50.000
    | text      = That is one of the weirdest things I've ever heard.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:52.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:53.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:54.000
    | text      = Anyway, I couldn't in good conscience do an episode where I pretended to love the Beatles.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:57.000
    | text      = If I were going to talk about British music, it needed to be something I truly loved.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:01.000
    | text      = And as far as I'm concerned, there's only two options.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:03.000
    | text      = Avril Lavigne.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:04.000
    | text      = No, she's from Canada.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:05.000
    | text      = Sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:06.000
    | text      = Commonwealth country.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:07.000
    | text      = It's basically the same thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:08.000
    | text      = It's the first option, Phil Collins.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:12.000
    | text      = He's had a career full of hits, both solo and with Genesis, but what really put him
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:17.000
    | text      = over the top is he did that cover of Home with Bone Thugs and Harmony.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:21.000
    | text      = Was that it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:22.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:23.000
    | text      = Take, take me home.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:24.000
    | text      = That was the one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:25.000
    | text      = That was the one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:26.000
    | text      = Put him over the top.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:27.000
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:28.000
    | text      = Alright.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:29.000
    | text      = There is nothing cooler than seeing old man Phil Collins in a music video nodding along
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:32.000
    | text      = as Lazy Bone raps.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:36.000
    | text      = That puts him deep into the consideration.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:38.000
    | text      = See, I always felt like his lasting legacy will just be, choo choo, choo choo, choo choo,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:13:43.000
    | text      = choo choo, boom.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:44.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:45.000
    | text      = That's it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:46.000
    | text      = That's what he's called.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:47.000
    | text      = Just doing that at a bar.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:48.000
    | text      = Whenever we've forgotten all music, that will be the break that ends it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:51.000
    | text      = Like at the end of time, as everything is crushed down into a white hole.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:57.000
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:58.000
    | text      = Hey man, you know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:59.000
    | text      = Yeah, that's physics.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:00.000
    | text      = And that'll be what plays.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:01.000
    | text      = As the earth explodes, it's just that drum beat.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:07.000
    | text      = And it's Phil Collins' fault.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:08.000
    | text      = You know that song's about him watching someone watch someone drown.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:11.000
    | text      = So anyway, Phil Collins is not the winner here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:19.000
    | text      = Any whoozle.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:20.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:21.000
    | text      = No one should be surprised that the winner is the Spice Girls.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:25.000
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:26.000
    | text      = The best musical act this fine country has ever produced.
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    | text      = September 26th is also the anniversary of the release of what might be their most iconic
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    | text      = single, Say You'll Be There.
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    | text      = Certainly iconic in terms of the awakening of my sexuality as a young boy.
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    | text      = Alex has never had a good show on September 26th.
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    | text      = I listen to all of them and they're all shit.
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    | text      = It was like the universe was playing a prank on me.
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    | text      = And so I decided I would go Spice Girl by Spice Girl.
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    | text      = I would go Spice Girl by Spice Girl.
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    | text      = One at a time.
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    | text      = Each of their Achilles tendons shall be...
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    | text      = So who's your favorite Spice Girl, Jordan?
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    | text      = I swear to you, I've never listened to a Spice Girl song on purpose.
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    | text      = Because I don't know if this is true, right?
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    | text      = Is there one called Scary Spice?
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    | text      = Ginger, Baby, Scary, Sporty, Posh.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = Which of them is non-white?
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    | text      = Scary.
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    | text      = Look, you're the one making a face.
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    | text      = Maybe I didn't want to listen to the Spice Girls.
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    | text      = Just throwing that out there.
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    | text      = All right, so you don't have a favorite Spice Girl.
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    | text      = My favorite was Sporty.
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    | text      = Because he was the one who didn't really get solo singing parts,
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    | text      = but would just yell a bit.
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    | text      = I always felt a strong kinship to the one she was like,
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    | text      = Anyway, Sporty Spice was born on January 12th.
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    | text      = Just before we go any further,
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    | text      = Dan told me recently that he listened to over 60 episodes
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    | text      = that he did not use for this particular night.
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    | text      = And now we're finding out why.
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    | text      = So we've got roughly 20 attributed to The Beatles.
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    | text      = We've got 20 attributed to Sporty Spice.
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    | text      = Where are we going?
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    | text      = And then I kind of turned against the Spice Girls
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    | text      = Because Scary is the only non-white Spice Girl
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    | text      = Well, sure, I'll say it's that.
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    | text      = After listening to a ton of January 12th episodes
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    | text      = of Alex's show and struggling to understand
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    | text      = some of the Spice Girls' more problematic lyrics
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I decided to say fuck it and do the thing
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    | text      = which was be the guy from the U.S.
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    | text      = who loves talking about Oasis.
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    | text      = Oh, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I was just the right age when What's the Story?
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    | text      = Morning Glory came out.
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    | text      = And I still get emotional when I hear
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    | text      = Don't Look Back in Anger.
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    | text      = All right? Fine.
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    | text      = That and Wonderwall were basically
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    | text      = like an unfair one-two punch for a 12-year-old to hear.
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    | text      = Plus, the nonsense lyrics of Champagne Supernova,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = that was better than whatever the Spice Girls were doing
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = in, again, Spice Up Your Life.
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    | text      = Don't revisit it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Anyway, I lost track of those dudes
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    | text      = but I'm sure nothing eventful has happened for them
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    | text      = in their lives.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm sure everything is fine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They just were preserved in amber from that time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = There'll be a Jurassic Park about them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So regardless of how much I wish this wasn't what I was doing,
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    | text      = we are celebrating the anniversary
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    | text      = of the release of Wonderwall.
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    | text      = So that was October 30th.
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    | text      = I think it's funny that I'm the music guy
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    | text      = and I have to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Oasis.
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    | text      = It's not the 30th anniversary.
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    | text      = Or whatever it is.
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    | text      = So anyway, I thought I would do something a little bit fun,
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    | text      = which is give you all a taste of the only fun thing
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = that I found in listening to all of those episodes.
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    | text      = And here is that.
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    | text      = Or not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Uh-oh.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Okay, here we go.
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    | text      = There we go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Welcome back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Thank you so much for joining us.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I love stopping in the churches.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Hell yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What a perfect moment.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Love stopping in the churches.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Somehow that's even menacing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So we're going to get into this October 30th episode,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = but beyond just that little fun taste from an episode
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = that I have no idea when that was from,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = here is an out of context drop from today's show.
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    | text      = And you think if you come up to them and curl up next to them
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    | text      = that the starving ravenous wolves are going to give you kissy time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They're not going to give you kissy time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You've been warned.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I don't understand quite the need for a warning
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    | text      = about wolves not giving you kissy time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Ravenous wolves.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Ravenous wolves.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They're hungry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Absolutely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So you go into a wolf's den, all right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Who's going into a wolf's den expecting kissy time?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Me?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I love wolves.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No, I don't like wolves.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I was going to try and play that out, but...
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Are you going to like...
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What does kissy time with a wolf even mean?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Come here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I don't know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You know how you snuggle with your dogs?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I do, but I don't...
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They're basically wolves.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Like, not on the mouth.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Wow.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You're missing out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I don't know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Don't people kiss their dogs on the mouth?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Is that, like, a stand-up bit that people are like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = why are you white people kissing dogs on the mouth?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I feel like I've heard that before.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I've heard that before.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I've not seen Def Jam comedy in quite a while.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Missing out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But now I'm kind of wishing I revisited it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So we are going to start here where Alex starts off,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = where he plans on this episode to get to calls.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We're going to take calls.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We're going to be real serious.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I like the foreshadowing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I do feel like everyone in this room knows
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = we're not really going to get to calls.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He plans to do something.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's not going to happen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Here's where we go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Everybody pretty much knows what a lot of the big news is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = There is some breaking news we're going to be getting to.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But I'm going to just open the phones up to first-time callers,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and I'm going to go to your phone call,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and I'm going to give the person one minute,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and then I'm going to move to the next person.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I've never actually been able to do this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Back 10, 15 years ago, I could do dog radio
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and take 50 phone calls in an hour,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = in 45 minutes of air time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I just cannot get out of the rut I'm in of just covering news
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    | text      = and ranting and pontificating, which is incredibly popular
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    | text      = and, I think, informative to certain extent.
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    | text      = But I'm still very hungry.
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    | text      = He's hungry.
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    | text      = He's hungry.
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    | text      = He's hungry for those calls.
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    | text      = Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp.
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    | text      = Take a bite out of them.
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    | text      = I don't understand what any of his callers
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    | text      = All of them.
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    | text      = Hey, Alex, cold blood suck.
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    | text      = Got to go.
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    | text      = Baba booey.
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    | text      = No, they all start with, like, Alex,
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    | text      = I have a question for you.
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    | text      = First off, I need to tell you about how the Jews are doing.
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    | text      = You're like, no, we got to click.
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    | text      = The phenomenon of, like, a minute-long Alex Jones phone
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    | text      = call is, like, two seconds for the caller and 58 for Alex.
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    | text      = That's really the problem.
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    | text      = And the problem is that people love his rants too much, man.
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    | text      = They're too good.
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    | text      = Too good.
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    | text      = I like how he complains about stuff that
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    | text      = is entirely under his control.
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    | text      = But there is some responsibility.
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    | text      = He's taking some responsibility for it.
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    | text      = Like, I can never do this.
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    | text      = I constantly say I'm going to do this.
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    | text      = I do appreciate a man who consistently
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    | text      = While at the same time being like, hey,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I should, but I got to give the people what they want,
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    | text      = which is me ranting.
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    | text      = You know, I'm thinking this heroin addiction,
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    | text      = not going to do it for me long term.
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    | text      = But the people love it.
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    | text      = The people love it when I'm high on heroin.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Got to give the people what they want, which is
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    | text      = a needle sticking out of your arm.
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    | text      = As usual.
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    | text      = So there are a lot of advertisement mascots
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = of the times of your old time advertisement mascots.
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    | text      = If you had to choose one that you think Alex
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    | text      = would compare himself to, who do you think it would be?
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    | text      = I mean Kool-Aid Man, for sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Kool-Aid Man?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Kool-Aid, I mean, literally.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Barging through the walls?
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    | text      = Literally.
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    | text      = Oh, yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah, Kool-Aid Man.
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    | text      = Well, do that again, but then say,
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    | text      = let me tell you about the Bilderberg Group.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The Bilderberg Group!
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Trilateral Commission is also in there,
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    | text      = but I keep forgetting about them.
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    | text      = I like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That would be a long thing for the Kool-Aid Man.
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    | text      = But sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = One of his preamble was a great deal longer than, oh, yeah.
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    | text      = He starts before he breaks through the wall.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = Beware, everyone.
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    | text      = I'm going to be breaking through this wall.
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    | text      = I hope there are no innocent bystanders.
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    | text      = No, that's not it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So here we go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And many of you have heard this probably a hundred times
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    | text      = the last 10 years.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Heard me give this speech, and I'm going to take your calls,
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    | text      = and it's kind of like licking to the center of a Tootsie Roll.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
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    | text      = or whatever it's called?
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    | text      = And a little owl goes, one, a two, a three, crunch, a three.
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    | text      = And it's the same thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I can never get through five or six articles
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{{TranscriptBlock
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and then going off onto a rant that makes me think of something else
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = that goes to another rant.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But in the interest of time, we are going to come back,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = open the phones up, and take a lot of calls.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean, that's just poor impulse control, really.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The joke of that is the owl should be licking it a great deal more times.
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    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And by failing, he has proved both that he is addicted to candy
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and he hates that turtle guy or whatever it was.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The turtle, yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Was it a turtle?
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    | text      = I think so, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = At least the original one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Uh-oh.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:17.000
    | text      = Somebody's after us.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Someone heard that you're doing heroin.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No, they heard you shitting on a Manchester hotel.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Oh, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Is that illegal here?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I don't know the law.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No ill words about the lodging.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So I have some problems with this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The first, obviously, is like you mentioned,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = the Tootsie Roll Owl has no intention of licking.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He just wants to get to the center of that pot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They didn't go in planning to help the kid or the turtle
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = find out how many licks it takes to get to the center
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = only to change their mind to licks in.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So if this metaphor is to hold,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = then Alex is really just saying that it's always his intention
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = to find that story that will set him off and launch a rant.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He knows what the audience wants.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's the Tootsie Roll center of the pot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Sure, maybe you'd end up with more information
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = if you took your time and licked the Tootsie pot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That shit's boring.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It takes too long.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Chomp on that shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Take the shortcut.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That, of course, is analogous to how Alex lies about the stories
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and fakes the emotion that helps make his rant seem interesting.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = These are the shortcuts that he uses
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = to afford the laborious licking,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = which in this case is a metaphor for doing his fucking job.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = At least in the original 1969 commercial,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = the depressed-ass turtle has the decency to tell the kid
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = he has no idea how many licks it takes
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = because, quote, he can't stop himself from biting it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The kid comes up and he's like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I don't know, I'm just gonna bite that thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I like that somehow a Tootsie Roll commercial
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:26:41.000
    | text      = has turned into one of the great satirizing
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = of the media of our time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Scathing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, absolutely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The owls are Alex, the mainstream media's the turtle,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and we're all getting fucked over by both of them
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = because the turtle's lying to us about how many licks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:55.000
    | text      = The owl's eating our shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:56.000
    | text      = Yeah, and it's essential for our survival
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = to know how many fucking licks it takes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:00.000
    | text      = It is essential!
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:01.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:02.000
    | text      = That's the thing about misinformation these days.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:03.000
    | text      = Yeah, we nailed it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:04.000
    | text      = The Zoomers haven't seen that commercial.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:06.000
    | text      = We need to show the Zoomers the commercial.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Also, fun fact, that owl was originally voiced
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = by Paul Winchell, who was also the voice
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:13.000
    | text      = of Tigger and Gargamel.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That is a fun fact.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:17.000
    | text      = Yeah, he was a world-famous ventriloquist
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:27:19.000
    | text      = who works with his puppet Jerry Mahoney,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:22.000
    | text      = one of the legends in the ventriloquism game.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:24.000
    | text      = I have a puppet named Jerry Mahoney.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:27.000
    | text      = Yeah, you don't know about Jerry Mahoney?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:30.000
    | text      = He's one of the big ones.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Not like that these days.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:32.000
    | text      = It's not like the demon guy or whatever it is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Not just like a regular-ass name.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:37.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:39.000
    | text      = Also, this ventriloquist who did the voice
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = of the owl in the Tootsie Pop commercials
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = may have invented the artificial heart
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = that allowed for the first heart transplants,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = which he developed alongside Dr. Henry Heimlich,
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    | text      = the guy who invented the Heimlich maneuver.
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    | text      = Crazy.
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    | text      = There's not enough guys, man.
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    | text      = There's not enough.
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    | text      = There's not enough guys.
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    | text      = What are the rest of us doing?
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    | text      = Also, think about this if you want your mind blown.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = The guy who invented the Heimlich maneuver
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    | text      = died after Trump was elected president.
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    | text      = He lived that long.
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    | text      = That maneuver is not that old.
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    | text      = Hey, man, I just don't even know anymore.
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    | text      = Where am I in time?
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    | text      = This is a simulation, right?
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    | text      = I think so.
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    | text      = I think it has to be.
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    | text      = Yeah, I think so.
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    | text      = So Alex gets down to business and tries
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    | text      = to get to calls, which, of course,
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    | text      = means he gets completely lost in the weeds.
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    | text      = And, you know, it is what it is.
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    | text      = I'm not going to preach here today.
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    | text      = I'm going to do something different.
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    | text      = I'm not going to cover news until about 45 after,
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    | text      = and then I'll hit all the big top stories.
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    | text      = Is that because there's no news?
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    | text      = All the insanity.
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    | text      = Obamacare even worse than I thought.
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    | text      = Design for pure fraud and incredible preparations
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    | text      = for martial law and school children being taught
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    | text      = that they must follow the orders of government
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    | text      = no matter what and their parents are bad.
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    | text      = And Russell Brand, listener of the show,
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    | text      = said that he took a job working in a newspaper
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    | text      = because he was enamored with the beautiful woman
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    | text      = that headed it up.
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    | text      = He was enchanted by her.
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    | text      = the, oh, no, he's been scared by the feminazis,
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    | text      = as Russell and Paul call them.
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    | text      = He's been scared by the who know that they're
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    | text      = It's not about empowering women.
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    | text      = It's about empowering them as tyrants.
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    | text      = Never before, but with modern feminism, as it's called,
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    | text      = have we seen women more debased, more bankrupted,
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    | text      = more unhealthy, more brought low, more dishonored,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = more trampled.
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    | text      = And Russell Brand tells the establishment anti-human
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    | text      = authoritarian salon that he took a job working somewhere
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    | text      = because he was so enchanted with the female editor
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    | text      = that headed it up.
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    | text      = And then they called that hateful and all the rest of it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = When I was asked to edit an issue of The New Statesman,
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    | text      = I said yes because it was a beautiful woman asking me.
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    | text      = See, just the act of men and women loving each other,
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    | text      = just the purity and goodness of that is anathema to these people.
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    | text      = They know what they're doing.
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    | text      = They say you can't dress up like a cowboy on Halloween.
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    | text      = It's hurtful to cowboys.
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    | text      = They are the arbiters of reality.
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    | text      = They put you in a smaller and smaller cage
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    | text      = where your mommy and daddy can't make your lunch.
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    | text      = They're not trusted.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = If someone says, hey, let's go eat Chinese food,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = everyone goes, ooh, don't say Chinese.
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    | text      = I've witnessed that.
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    | text      = This is the ultimate tyranny, and it's done by design.
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    | text      = These are not misguided liberals.
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    | text      = These are conscious dominators of the psyche.
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    | text      = Were you going to get the calls?
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    | text      = Because that was fucked up.
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    | text      = So about that simulation thing, huh?
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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    | text      = Do you know what I've begun to appreciate about this show?
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    | timestamp = 00:30:57.000
    | text      = As, like, 2023 starts getting into real motion,
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    | text      = or, I mean, whatever, we're prepared.
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    | text      = Fuck it.
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    | text      = Yeah, almost in October now.
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    | timestamp = 00:31:05.000
    | text      = Yeah, the year's starting to get into motion.
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    | text      = No idea.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No clue.
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    | timestamp = 00:31:10.000
    | text      = Is Halloween on the 30th?
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    | text      = Anyways.
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    | timestamp = 00:31:12.000
    | text      = No, it's like every time we go back in time,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:31:15.000
    | text      = the hashtag, like, Alex Jones was right
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:31:18.000
    | text      = should actually have been, like, the complete opposite.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = If everybody was paying attention,
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    | text      = it would have been, like, Alex Jones was wrong,
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    | text      = and that's why we arrested Russell Brand ten years ago.
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    | text      = You know, like, everything we go back, we're like,
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    | text      = oh, 20 years ago, Alex Jones was like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = hey, I'll tell you what, this Bob Iger guy is super cool.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:31:35.000
    | text      = Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, red flag, red flag.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah, exactly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = If everybody had had one of us 20 years ago,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = we would be fine.
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    | timestamp = 00:31:44.000
    | text      = Oh, if only we could be on our 27th year of doing this show.
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    | text      = God.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:51.000
    | text      = Yeah, it is weird to go back in time, though,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and see these things that are so prescient.
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    | text      = It's no good.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:31:56.000
    | text      = Every time something terrible happens in the present,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = eventually somebody on Twitter is like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = you know you could have seen this coming 20 years ago.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Just listen to Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = If he supports something, it's bad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Terrible.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's interesting, though, this other formulation
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    | text      = that he has here where it's like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = you can't dress up like a cowboy
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    | text      = because it's offensive to cowboys.
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    | timestamp = 00:32:13.000
    | text      = Yeah, obviously.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:14.000
    | text      = Obviously, this is about, like, him being mad
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = about, like, ethnic appropriation in costumes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I was going to say, his black face.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He's like, listen.
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    | text      = Cowboy face is the exact same thing as black face.
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    | text      = That's essentially what he's doing.
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    | text      = And then jumping over to you can't say Chinese food,
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    | text      = which is strange.
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    | text      = But, I mean, you've got to take the handholds
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    | text      = where you can find them if you're
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    | text      = climbing this bullshit rock.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I have no idea why you can't call it Chinese food.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:39.000
    | text      = Well, can you dress up?
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    | timestamp = 00:32:40.000
    | text      = What do you have to call it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:41.000
    | text      = Can you dress up like a cowboy?
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    | timestamp = 00:32:42.000
    | text      = Szechuan?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:43.000
    | text      = Sure.
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    | timestamp = 00:32:44.000
    | text      = Mandarin?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:32:45.000
    | text      = Cantonese?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:46.000
    | text      = Well, I mean, if you want to get real specific with it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:47.000
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:48.000
    | text      = Any more?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:49.000
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:50.000
    | text      = There's tons more.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:51.000
    | text      = If I can name all five Spice Girls,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:32:54.000
    | text      = then you have to name every.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:32:56.000
    | text      = I should be able to name the 138 countries that exist.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:32:59.000
    | text      = From the top.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:33:00.000
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:01.000
    | text      = Fair.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:02.000
    | text      = Fine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:03.000
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:04.000
    | text      = Can't do it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:05.000
    | text      = Can't do it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:06.000
    | text      = Fair enough.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:07.000
    | text      = So Alex finally does go to calls.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He gets a caller.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And this caller has a fucking awesome question for Alex,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:33:12.000
    | text      = which is, hey, bro, do you like sci-fi?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:33:15.000
    | text      = There's more people awake every day
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:17.000
    | text      = and it's coming to a conclusion sometime in the future.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:21.000
    | text      = Are you a science fiction fan, Alex?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:33:23.000
    | text      = I am a science fiction fan back when I had time to read The Greats.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:33:27.000
    | text      = Well, the movie, I can't help but feel what's happening now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:33:31.000
    | text      = Do you remember at the end of the first Star Wars movie
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = where the X-wing fighters are coming in
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:36.000
    | text      = and the Lieutenant goes up to the Death Star Commander?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:39.000
    | text      = I think it was played by Peter Cushing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:41.000
    | text      = And he said, you know, we better evacuate.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:43.000
    | text      = These guys are onto something.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:44.000
    | text      = Do you remember what Peter Cushing said?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = He said, evacuate in a moment of triumph.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:33:50.000
    | text      = I think you overestimate their chances.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:33:52.000
    | text      = I think I really feel like...
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:33:54.000
    | text      = Evacuate in a moment of triumph?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:56.000
    | text      = I think you overestimate their chances.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:33:58.000
    | text      = I love that scene, Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:34:00.000
    | text      = It's flight of Greeks and the great American officers
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    | text      = and Shakespeare wrote about arrogance and hubris
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    | text      = is because it will be the downfall of people
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    | text      = who try to take control without honor.
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    | text      = Several fighters have broken off from the main group.
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    | text      = All right, brother, God bless you.
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    | text      = Let's go ahead and talk to Brian in Canada.
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    | text      = That's how you do a call in a minute.
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    | text      = That is how you do a call in a minute.
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    | text      = Caller brings up an idea if you do two Star Wars impressions.
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    | text      = All right, I'm going to explain my point
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    | text      = via a Star Wars reference.
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    | text      = And then you're just going to be like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = oh, man, Luke and Leia made out, right?
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    | text      = That's weird.
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    | text      = I like that the caller is basically making a point
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    | text      = and then Alex is like,
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    | text      = I think he's asking me to do that voice.
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    | text      = I think I'm going to do that voice.
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    | text      = And another one.
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    | text      = I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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    | text      = Did you have to hold your throat while you did that?
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    | text      = Absolutely.
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    | text      = Otherwise I would screech like I normally do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Are there any screeching Star Wars characters?
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    | text      = I mean, the wailing jizz was pretty screechy.
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    | text      = In the remastered version of Return of the Jedi,
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    | text      = they give an entire musical number to the wailing jizz
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    | text      = right before Luke Skywalker comes in
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    | text      = and Jabba the Hutt is like,
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    | text      = ah, I'm going to throw you into the Sarla.
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    | text      = Wait, do the voice.
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    | text      = Come on.
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    | text      = Do the Jabba the Hutt voice.
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    | text      = Come on, do the Jabba the Hutt voice.
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    | text      = Mita illa solo.
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    | text      = Good, good.
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    | text      = That's not terrible.
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    | text      = That's not terrible.
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    | text      = Hold on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's better, that's better.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Salacious crumb, I got.
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    | text      = I would like to do a physical impression of Jabba,
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    | text      = which is I'd like to lay on my side.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'd like it to get strangler-like.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'd like it to get strangled by beautiful women.
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    | text      = Wait, no, what?
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    | text      = Wait, what?
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    | text      = So, we get nowhere with that caller.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They've elicited some voices, which is something.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's fun.
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    | text      = But we get another caller, and this caller asks
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = what I would describe as a very heady question,
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    | text      = which is trouble.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Alex, I am another one of those Canadians
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = who love you to death up here, and I just wanted to say,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = this is maybe a little bit off topic,
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    | text      = but I guess I just wanted to share it with you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Your slogan says, because there's a war on for your mind,
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    | text      = and I just wondered, Alex, if you would share
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    | text      = with your audience what your thoughts are
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    | text      = with regard to mind versus brain.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Is the mind the same as the brain in your estimation?
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    | text      = Holy shit, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = This is your response, brother.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Thank you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Whoa, boy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Fuck.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I don't even know the answer to that question.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = If I were Alex, sitting in the studio,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and somebody asked me, I'd be like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = get the fuck off the line.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = What are you talking about?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You asked me that question.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'd be like, get the fuck out of here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Unless we're sitting around a hookah, having a nice time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I haven't had a hookah in a long time, my man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:37:09.000
    | text      = What do you think?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = What do you think is the difference
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = between the mind and a brain?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I don't give a fuck.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I don't know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The brain is a physical thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The mind is boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm sold.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = So are we ready for Alex's answer?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, let's do it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Because it's painful rambling.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I believe that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I believe that more.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Well, you know, I'm no scientist,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = but I've read a lot of scientific reports
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and had a lot of top experts on,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and I don't get into some of the areas
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = where they can't completely prove everything,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = but throughout time immemorial, historians, researchers
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = have pointed out that there's something more than just the brain.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They can do a perfect clone that's 100% the same,
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    | text      = and for some reason it just doesn't have the same vigor.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It doesn't matter whether it's a lizard, whether it's a mammal.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It just isn't the same,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and we know that there are a sixth sense,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and we know there are magnetic cells in the brains,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:38:05.000
    | text      = not just of mammals, but of birds and other fish.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's how they're able to navigate.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:10.000
    | text      = It's how they're able to fly south for the winter.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:12.000
    | text      = It's how a hummingbird can fly, you know, 5,000 miles,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and now from science they know that the brain
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = is able to go into the fourth and fifth dimension
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = in calculations that it's able to make,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and of course we live in the third dimension.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We sure do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = All right, so there's six senses.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = All right, so we live in the third dimension,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = which means we are free from time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No issues there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Well, I feel that way on this trip for sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I feel no attachment to time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I thought it was two weeks from now, but that's fine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, you're living in July.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Okay, so have we cloned any...
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Actually, that's a good question.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yes, the problem with clones is they lack vigor.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:57.000
    | text      = Well, obviously that's the problem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I remember Dolly and the sheep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I'm just wondering, have we cloned any lizards?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I feel like we've only cloned lizards in Jurassic Park.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:08.000
    | text      = And those fuckers were vigorous.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:10.000
    | text      = They were vigorous as fuck, spat acid and shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:13.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:14.000
    | text      = Dolly the sheep was pretty lazy, though.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:18.000
    | text      = How's Dolly doing?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:19.000
    | text      = I don't know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:20.000
    | text      = Is Dolly dead?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:21.000
    | text      = I have bad news.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:22.000
    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:24.000
    | text      = How's it talking to Grand Prix?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Hanging out with Dolly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:26.000
    | text      = Oh, shit. All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:28.000
    | text      = Yeah, so we get six senses, which are apparently
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = like how birds can geolocate
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:33.000
    | text      = and fish can go back to where they spawn to reproduce.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:36.000
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:37.000
    | text      = But those are fish and birds.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:40.000
    | text      = I don't know what that has to do
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = with the human mind and brain.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They're magnets.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:43.000
    | text      = So I also...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:44.000
    | text      = How do they work?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:45.000
    | text      = That is a great question.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:46.000
    | text      = Shout out to the Juggalo we met in Scotland.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:49.000
    | text      = Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:53.000
    | text      = I also would have thought that the part
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = about going in the fourth and fifth dimensions,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = that would have been the mind, not the brain.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:01.000
    | text      = I'm lost.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:03.000
    | text      = What is the place you go to?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:06.000
    | text      = What is the difference between the fourth and fifth dimensions?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:09.000
    | text      = Like, do you go to the fourth dimension first
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:12.000
    | text      = and you're like, man, these people are shit out here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = So I'm going to head to the fifth dimension,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:17.000
    | text      = see what's going on there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:18.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:19.000
    | text      = Right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:20.000
    | text      = And then you just go back?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:22.000
    | text      = How does it work?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:23.000
    | text      = You got to go through the fourth on the way back, though.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:25.000
    | text      = Oh, that's shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:26.000
    | text      = Yeah, you got to go like...
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:40:27.000
    | text      = It's like along the drive.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:29.000
    | text      = Oh, it's like the drive from Chicago to New York.
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    | text      = It's like, fuck, I got to go through Pennsylvania?
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    | text      = I don't think Alex was expecting a question like this.
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    | text      = So we get to learn a little bit more about the sixth senses
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    | text      = But Alex expounds on that a tiny bit.
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    | text      = But most of us have had dreams where exactly
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    | text      = And it's like deja vu.
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    | text      = And it's almost like your brain was able to jump forward
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    | text      = Those dreams are waking dreams, is what I call them,
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    | text      = When I was a child, I had them obviously more.
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    | text      = It's been marked throughout history
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    | text      = Because, you know, the evil wants to feed on that.
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    | text      = But most of it, the most common waking dream
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    | text      = is of your children unborn.
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    | text      = My dad had dreams about my daughters.
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    | text      = And then only later when, oh my god,
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    | text      = He said, oh my gosh, that was that dream.
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    | text      = We're going to have daughters.
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    | text      = They were his granddaughters.
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    | text      = And the enemy knows this.
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    | text      = That's why they don't want you to think there's anything
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    | text      = One minute per call, buddy.
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    | text      = One minute per call.
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    | text      = Talking about your dad prophesying your daughters.
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    | text      = My dad had a bunch of dreams about young women.
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    | text      = And I'm like, that's OK.
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    | text      = I feel like I'm reaching a point where
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    | text      = I think that everything that Alex says his dad told him
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    | text      = I don't think his dad has said any of these things.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I mean, it's either he's making up what his dad is saying.
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    | text      = Or his dad is a creepy psychopath
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    | text      = who keeps lying to Alex just as a sort of weird experiment.
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    | text      = If he was the smartest boy in Texas,
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    | text      = perhaps his whole idea was like, I'm
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    | text      = going to raise a child like a weird fucking evil bullet
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    | text      = to shoot into regular society and break
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    | text      = everybody's fucking brains.
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    | text      = And then he's also like, but I'm going to make
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    | text      = him think some weird shit too.
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    | text      = But I think that if that's the case, which I'm into,
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    | text      = I think that would be interesting just narratively.
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    | text      = I'm not into it, but it's not a terrible idea.
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    | text      = Well, from a storyline perspective,
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    | text      = I think it's fascinating.
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    | text      = Sure, sure.
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    | text      = But it also then has to be the case that Alex's dad has
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    | text      = such discipline that he never involves himself in anything.
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    | text      = Like, the first time I ever saw him physically
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    | text      = was in that deposition that he got dragged in for.
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    | text      = Like, he never comes on air.
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    | text      = He never does anything.
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    | text      = And that, to me, I think is, you know.
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    | text      = The sign of a brilliant psychopath.
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    | text      = See, it could be.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I mean, he's like Pablo Escobar.
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    | text      = But see, we see lack of impulse control on Alex's part.
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    | text      = And you're describing a shocking level in this psychopath
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    | text      = dad of his that we're imagining.
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    | text      = That's true.
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    | text      = I had a dream about his dad being a psychopath
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    | text      = with great discipline when I was a child,
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    | text      = back when I was more sensitive.
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    | text      = It's crazy because I had a dream about your granddaughters.
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    | text      = What?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Oh, that sucks.
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    | text      = I'm going to have kids.
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    | text      = That sucks.
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    | text      = This is a terrible way to find that out.
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    | text      = No, you had an illegitimate kid 10 years ago.
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    | text      = It's fine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Oh, what a relief.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's the best news ever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's so good.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's good news.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They'll never ask for money.
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    | text      = So I have more good news.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We have a guest.
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    | text      = The silence from the never ask for money part?
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    | text      = We have a guest coming on here.
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    | text      = And it is someone who we don't get to see all that often
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    | text      = anymore these days.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = It's a man named Max Kaiser.
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    | text      = Oh.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Max coin.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The king of the bitcoin, Max coin.
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    | text      = I do like when he shows up.
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    | text      = And that's because he is the only person who
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    | text      = outwardly disrespects Alex.
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    | text      = I don't think that this episode is a good example of it,
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    | text      = but he's the only person who seems to have the freedom
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = to just be like, hey, fuck you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = See what happens.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm going to do a bit on your show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = But this isn't that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = This is him trying to sell bitcoin.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = In the meantime, bitcoin has surged
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    | text      = to become the napster of currencies,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = to totally be threatening to all central banks and backers
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = everywhere.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And as the days go on, we're finding out this to be the case.
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    | text      = And of course, the big story this week was somebody
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    | text      = bought bitcoins in 2009 for $57.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And now they're worth $800,000.
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    | text      = He just bought an apartment in Norway.
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    | text      = And these types of stories are bringing
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    | text      = a lot of attention to bitcoin.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Who was really behind bitcoin?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Uh-oh.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:38.000
    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:39.000
    | text      = Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Now we're activists who hate bankers.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So you've got a group of folks back in 2009
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = who put what's called the bitcoin protocol
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    | text      = onto the internet, which is, I think,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = the most remarkable piece of technology and insight
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = since going back to Copernicus, who reasoned that, in fact,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = the sun was at the center of the solar system and not the earth.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = At the time, he was a lot of flak for that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The creators of bitcoin have figured out
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    | text      = that you can take the encryption algorithms used
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = for sending encrypted emails, and you can turn that
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = into a currency that would be completely stateless
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and completely safe to you, this outside of all government
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    | text      = interference.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It's a complete ingenious idea.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And it's changing the entire global economy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Well, I want to be clear.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I want to be clear.
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    | text      = I totally believe in free, open, digital currencies,
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    | text      = believe it is the way of the future.
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    | text      = It gives the power of fiat to the people
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    | text      = and the power of choice.
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    | text      = And a bunch will emerge.
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    | text      = And whatever's the most trusted and the best
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    | text      = will become preeminent.
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    | text      = And it could take the globalist out of the equation.
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    | text      = My issue is, I believe whatever the first big one is,
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    | text      = they're going to try to sabotage it, demonize it,
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    | text      = come after it.
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    | text      = So I haven't endorsed it to my listeners,
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    | text      = because I, when it comes, you know,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = it ends up getting brought down if it does.
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    | text      = I don't want to be connected to that,
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    | text      = just because I understand how volatile and dangerous it is.
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    | text      = See, now, this is interesting.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Because what we've got going on here
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    | text      = is Alex being rightly skeptical about bitcoin
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = in the face of Max Keiser.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No, he was being wrongly skeptical.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Well, his point was wrong.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But he was right to be skeptical.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = He was right to be skeptical.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He was doing it poorly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But he was right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But this creates an alternate universe right now, right?
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    | text      = So if bitcoin is at $57.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Put it up on the whiteboard.
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    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So yeah, so it's at $57.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Every one of his listeners at least spends $57 on his shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = If they had bought like two bitcoin,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = those people would have turned $57 into like 60 grand
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So of all the things that Alex could have done,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = he could have made every Infowars listener a millionaire.
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    | text      = Theoretically.
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    | text      = And if they had gotten out at the right time,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = it could have been even higher?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Well, I mean, right now is the right time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean, it's still 20 grand or something like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's crazy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Compared to like $0.10 that it was at one point.
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    | text      = I am so weirded out by Max Keiser being an inexplicably terrible
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    | text      = and at the same time inexplicably great financial advisor.
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    | text      = Hmm.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He has a niche spot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No, it's like, again, Alex is right to be skeptical.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But Max is right because bitcoin is so insanely expensive now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Well, that's the flip side of what I was saying.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's like if Alex had not been skeptical and just jumped in,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = he would be a billionaire now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Like Max Keiser is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Like of all the things for Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Oh my God.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = This fucks with my head.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Because I do feel like if we're in a simulation,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = there is a moment where Alex is like, eh, fuck it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'll buy 10,000 bitcoin for eight cents.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Max offered him 10,000 bitcoin.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Exactly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:51.000
    | text      = Now let me ask you this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I'm going to lose my mind.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Does it fuck with your brain?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Sometimes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Or does it fuck with your mind?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:08.000
    | text      = Well, the rest of the show is going to be.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:10.000
    | text      = Oh, he's back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:11.000
    | text      = I don't know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I thought about it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So obviously there's an obsession
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = that Alex has had over the years with the idea
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = of getting rid of saying mother and father.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:21.000
    | text      = We can't do it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Purple penguins.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:23.000
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:24.000
    | text      = Purple penguins aren't in play here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = But Max has an interesting theory
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = about how they will stop us from using mother and father.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = OK.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:31.000
    | text      = Well, just a couple of late-breaking things
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = that are happening during the break here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = First of all, you just said they banned
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = the word mother and father.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = How do they do that?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They use copyright law.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They'll say, we own the word mother and father.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's the problem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Hell yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Professional copyright law.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Now you can't even use the word mother and father.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:50.000
    | text      = They use copyright law.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's how they create the copyright apartheid law.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Well, isn't political correctness a type of copyright?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Everything becomes racist.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It's not about political correctness.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They'll present it as being somehow politically motivated
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = or ideologically motivated.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It's about just they want to own it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They want to own the word.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And then if you ever use the words,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = they want you to pay them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = If you can't pay, they'll lend you the money.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:14.000
    | text      = It's all economics.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:15.000
    | text      = There's no ideology whatsoever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:17.000
    | text      = If everyone thinks it's ideologically driven,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = they're pulling you out of the trap.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It's just money, money, money.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:21.000
    | text      = Money, money, money.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's a little dumb, huh?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I genuinely don't understand the sequence
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:27.000
    | text      = of events that would occur.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:29.000
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The globalists copyright the word mother and father.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:32.000
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:33.000
    | text      = Like happy birthday.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Well, no, not the words.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The song, maybe.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:36.000
    | text      = Right, right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:37.000
    | text      = That's what I'm saying.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:38.000
    | text      = So they copyright happy birthday.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:39.000
    | text      = And that way, if you sing it in a movie,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:41.000
    | text      = you have to pay them a billion dollars.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:42.000
    | text      = Right, right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:43.000
    | text      = So the globalists have copyrighted
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = both mother and father.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:46.000
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:47.000
    | text      = So you can only say mom in a movie.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:49.000
    | text      = Whoa.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:50.000
    | text      = Someone else owns that copyright.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:54.000
    | text      = Mama, someone else has that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:55.000
    | text      = Warner Brothers bought it recently.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:57.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And yeah, I mean, I've copyrighted the word human.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You are all no longer humans.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's worth a couple of bitcoin right there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:07.000
    | text      = I love it when you just pop in and find something
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:09.000
    | text      = really fucking stupid like this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:11.000
    | text      = Somebody just out of their depth trying to roll
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:14.000
    | text      = with one of Alex's dumb headlines.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:16.000
    | text      = Like the news of the day is they have banned
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:51:18.000
    | text      = mother and father.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:20.000
    | text      = And so now we have to rationalize that
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:21.000
    | text      = with copyright law.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:22.000
    | text      = Don't you think, but if you got the copyright
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:25.000
    | text      = paperwork filled out and you take it to an office
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:29.000
    | text      = and there's a person who's reading it going like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:32.000
    | text      = oh, shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:35.000
    | text      = I didn't know we could do this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:36.000
    | text      = Stamp.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:38.000
    | text      = No one's thought to do this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:39.000
    | text      = This is out of control.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:41.000
    | text      = I'm going to copyright the word arm.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:44.000
    | text      = Yeah, absolutely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:45.000
    | text      = Absolutely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:47.000
    | text      = All three letter words are mine now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:50.000
    | text      = So I think it's time for a commercial break.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:52.000
    | text      = OK, good call.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:53.000
    | text      = Yeah, so here we go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:54.000
    | text      = Here's one of the commercials that Alex was playing
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = at this period of his career.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:58.000
    | text      = An e-cig revolution is sweeping across the country.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:01.000
    | text      = What is yours, American made?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Vapriate e-liquid by LASIG is manufactured
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = in Arkansas with 100% USA sourced ingredients.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And when you buy American, you support local jobs.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Vapriate e-liquid by LASIG is top quality
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    | text      = Get great taste with no ash, tar, or smoke.
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    | text      = What I see is like a Fitbit for vaping.
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    | text      = So it's like, oh, I got 10,000 vapes today.
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    | text      = You have to get your 10,000 hours of vaping.
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    | text      = Oh, I blew a ship that flies in the sky.
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    | text      = I just don't have the patience.
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    | text      = Or magic?
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    | text      = What is magic but patience?
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    | text      = I do like this, though, attaching patriotism to vapes.
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    | text      = Absolutely.
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    | text      = And this is back in, what, 2013?
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    | text      = This is way early for that.
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    | text      = And then he stopped.
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    | text      = Anyway, we get back to the show and we find out something else
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    | text      = that Alex's dad has told him.
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    | text      = That's always my favorite.
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    | text      = I believe at this point Max Keiser has left us,
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    | text      = but we get to hear about a dumb thing Alex's dad said.
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    | text      = Let me tell you, these bureaucrats come around, folks,
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    | text      = He said, I have all my receipts.
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    | text      = I've paid all this.
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    | text      = I don't owe you all this back tax stuff.
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    | text      = And the woman said, Mr. Jones, we are white collar criminals.
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    | text      = This was before people would record stuff.
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    | text      = Interesting admission right up again.
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    | text      = She said, look, we're going to destroy you and your family.
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    | text      = I am a criminal.
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    | text      = Another interesting thing to say.
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    | text      = And my dad came home and I remember was freaked out for weeks.
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    | text      = And my dad never gets depressed.
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    | text      = My dad was shook up bad.
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    | text      = And then they started taking his bank accounts.
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    | text      = He fought them for years.
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    | text      = These are gang raping criminals.
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    | text      = They want to hurt you.
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    | text      = They're bank robbers in huge swarm clusters like locusts coming in on us.
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    | text      = They're not going to stop.
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    | text      = They're never going to stop.
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    | text      = They're armed into the teeth against us.
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    | text      = They're telling troops they can't be Christians.
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    | text      = These people are Joe Stalin on PCP.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = And they're pedophiles.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = That's the main brigade.
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    | text      = That took a turn.
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    | text      = That was, that was probably the closest I've ever been to like a 1940s gangster
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    | text      = with a Tommy gun, just firing a million bullets into me.
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    | text      = They're pedophiles.
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    | text      = My dad told me the IRS admitted they're just white collar criminals.
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    | text      = No, I don't believe that.
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    | text      = I don't think he's telling the truth about any of this.
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    | text      = No, but again, this gets to that interesting distinction.
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    | text      = Is this something Alex's dad actually said to him?
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Or is this just whole cloth?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Like imagine Alex's dad.
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    | text      = So what happens if, if, uh, David Jones, not David Bowie comes home one day
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    | text      = and is like, okay, Alex, uh, I had a bad day.
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    | text      = And Alex is like, Oh, what's going on?
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    | text      = And he's like, uh, I don't know.
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    | text      = Like, how do you describe that to a child?
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    | text      = Well, the IRS done told me that they're white collar criminals
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    | text      = and they want to murder us and they're Stalin and troops can no longer be Christian.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | timestamp = 00:56:04.000
    | text      = And would you like some dessert?
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    | text      = Right.
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    | timestamp = 00:56:08.000
    | text      = Yep.
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    | text      = I don't think they said any of that.
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    | text      = You don't think so?
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    | text      = That's such a weird thing to open with.
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    | text      = Hey, by the way, basically we're white collar criminals
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    | text      = and there's nothing you can do about it.
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    | text      = How do you do?
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    | text      = Just doing a little bit of workplace visit.
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    | text      = We're white collar criminals.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = It seems unlikely.
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    | text      = That's absurd.
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    | text      = So Alex gets to talk to him a little bit more about this idea that you can't dress up like
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    | text      = a cowboy because it's offensive.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:29.000
    | text      = Uh, and I think he's being intentionally obtuse.
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    | text      = 2010 M4 was reported on effort by a coalition of more than 30 liberal organizations to shut
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    | text      = down the first amendment right of political enemies.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They're doing the same thing in Europe folks, these are the enemy.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:41.000
    | text      = And so they're trying to hide in plain view.
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    | text      = Your kids don't belong to you.
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    | text      = They belong to the state.
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    | timestamp = 00:56:46.000
    | text      = MSNBC promo.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:47.000
    | text      = Uh, you can, don't go out as a cowboy.
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    | text      = That hurts the cowboys.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:51.000
    | text      = And don't go out as a native American.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's racist and insensitive.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And don't be a geisha girl.
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    | timestamp = 00:56:57.000
    | text      = Wait, what?
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    | text      = Don't be an artist.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:59.000
    | text      = Don't have fun.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:01.000
    | text      = Next, don't dress up like Spiderman.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:03.000
    | text      = It's racist against spiders.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:57:04.000
    | text      = Don't put green paint on your skin.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It's racist against the Hulk.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:09.000
    | text      = It's just getting you all like where you can't even talk.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:11.000
    | text      = You go, oh, I'm sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:12.000
    | text      = I'm sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:13.000
    | text      = I'm sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:14.000
    | text      = They're like, that's okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:57:15.000
    | text      = Do what we say and you'll be all right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:16.000
    | text      = See, this is the problem that I have with my left leaning friends.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I try to dress up like Spiderman.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:21.000
    | text      = I get cancelled.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:23.000
    | text      = I am tired of people denying the Hulk genocide.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:28.000
    | text      = It's very disappointing to me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:30.000
    | text      = Yeah?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:31.000
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:32.000
    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I think Alex is intentionally not getting the point.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:35.000
    | text      = So we've got cowboys offended by chaps.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:38.000
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:39.000
    | text      = Or I guess maybe those black masks like the Lone Ranger had.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Was he a cowboy or was he a thief?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:46.000
    | text      = Holy shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:47.000
    | text      = Was he a good guy or a bad guy?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:49.000
    | text      = I genuinely have no idea anymore.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:50.000
    | text      = Here's the point of the show where I realize I don't know what the Lone Ranger was.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:54.000
    | text      = I vaguely remember that Johnny Depp was the Lone Ranger and now I'm against it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:00.000
    | text      = I know that there were like a mask.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:03.000
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:04.000
    | text      = So we got that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:05.000
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:06.000
    | text      = Then we got spiders who had been writing letters with all eight legs for a long time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:09.000
    | text      = It's very efficient.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:10.000
    | text      = Yeah, they get eight times as many letters to their congressmen as we do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:14.000
    | text      = And then you have, again, hulks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:58:16.000
    | text      = Also, by the way, can we talk about how spiders have been getting away with representation
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:20.000
    | text      = without taxation for way too long?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:22.000
    | text      = That is true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:23.000
    | text      = That is true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:24.000
    | text      = It's the reverse of the revolution.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:25.000
    | text      = They're fucking squatters.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:26.000
    | text      = Right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:27.000
    | text      = That's what they are.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:28.000
    | text      = Absolutely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:29.000
    | text      = Oh, I eat other bugs.
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    | text      = Here's the ultimate problem, though.
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    | text      = I feel like you're forgetting that if a hulk is offended, they will smash.
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    | text      = That is true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = As opposed to write a letter and say, I'm offended.
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    | text      = Yeah, there's not going to be some like complaining that goes on.
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    | text      = No, no, no, no.
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    | text      = There's going to be hulk smash.
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    | text      = Strange.
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    | text      = Yes, much like the Kool-Aid man.
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    | text      = Which, let's not get started on dressing up like the Kool-Aid man.
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    | text      = Oh, that's offensive to red.
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    | text      = It's offensive to jars.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Pitchers.
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    | text      = how demonic his enemies are.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = They are the enemy.
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    | text      = The enemy.
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    | text      = The enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The enemy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The sworn enemy of everything good.
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    | text      = They are demonic.
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    | text      = They are the hordes of hell.
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    | text      = They are absolute anathema to everything good.
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    | text      = They are the plague.
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    | text      = They are the scourge.
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    | text      = They are the traitor.
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    | text      = They are the destroyer of ideas.
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    | text      = They are the opposite of liberals.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They are absolute pit of hell, child molesting murderers.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You've signed on with these people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You've signed on to absolute hell.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Oh my God.
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    | text      = And they're really going to try it.
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    | text      = And believe me, I just want them to know they strike me down, set me up, whatever I've already
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    | text      = won, not being a pile of garbage traitorous filth like you.
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    | text      = Don't you get it?
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    | text      = I'm not worried about what you do to my body.
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    | text      = Even if there isn't a God or a life after this, my family goes on.
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    | text      = All that matters is that you be beaten so that people in the future can have a chance
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    | text      = to enjoy God's creation and to build something better.
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    | text      = That's what life's all about.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's stretching forward like all our ancestors did to try to get fingerholds into a future
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    | text      = of honor and goodness.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The public has been psych warfare with demonic evil, the sitcoms, the dramas, businesses
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    | text      = cheating each other, cheating sex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's all meant to just fry everyone.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Everyone engaged in evil thinks they've learned some secret technology, a betrayal, and they're
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    | text      = smart and you're not, and they deploy lies on you like it's a game and they're winning.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They don't know they're losing by being frauds.
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    | text      = They don't know they're losing by being scammers.
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    | text      = They don't know they're losing everything.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Everything.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They're dishonorable.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And it is our responsibility to crush them politically.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It is our responsibility to disdain them and to call them out for the pieces of trash they
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = are and do the opposite of everything they say.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You want to know a battle plan?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Do the opposite of everything they say.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = If they run up to something, it's the kiss of death.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You got that?
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    | text      = Anything they push is failure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Everything they push is meant to screw you up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Everything they promote is meant to poison you physically, mentally, spiritually.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Everything.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:01:24.000
    | text      = Everything they are is the enemy of everything good.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's like how the CDC will tell you if you get a cut, you should wash it out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Do the opposite.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:01:33.000
    | text      = Get it dirtier.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean, I almost appreciate this clip because it shows us that all we should have done is
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = said to a group of people the opposite of what they shouldn't do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:47.000
    | text      = Give bad advice.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, if we give them bad advice, they would do it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:50.000
    | text      = But if we give other people good advice, they'd do it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:53.000
    | text      = And then we'd all do the same thing for different reasons.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Well, I think you run the risk of one organization giving contrary advice to different groups.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Like, expecting different groups will pick it up, you know?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah, that would be strange if the CDC was like, hey, only dumb people take this advice.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But then you'd almost have to double bluff, you know?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:15.000
    | text      = Like, smart people would take this advice.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:18.000
    | text      = Huh?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:02:20.000
    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:21.000
    | text      = But dumb people would.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:22.000
    | text      = Whoop.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:23.000
    | text      = Oh, God, I don't even know anymore.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:25.000
    | text      = Oh, what tangled webs we weave.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:02:27.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:28.000
    | text      = They tell you not to eat spoiled meat.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You should.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = So I shouldn't?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Well, if you listen to the officials and the globalists, it's just a recipe for death.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What's Fauci saying about meat these days?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:42.000
    | text      = These days or in 2013?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:44.000
    | text      = Oh, no, no, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:45.000
    | text      = I want to know these days.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:46.000
    | text      = I can't tell you that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Fair enough.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:48.000
    | text      = We've been on the road too long.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:49.000
    | text      = I've not gotten a Fauci update.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:52.000
    | text      = Brutal.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Probably still cool with meat, I assume.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:55.000
    | text      = It was never really about meat, was it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:57.000
    | text      = Nope.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:58.000
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:02:59.000
    | text      = It was mainly about COVID.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So, calls have been happening.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = If you'll recall, the agenda was calls.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That was the idea.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And we've not gotten to too many of them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = We've had two calls, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:15.000
    | text      = Yep, yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And there were a couple scattered in also, just randomly here and there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:20.000
    | text      = But we actually only have one more clip left in the episode.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:25.000
    | text      = And it's when Alex gets to another call.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:27.000
    | text      = Oh, that's exciting.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:28.000
    | text      = And then there is another shocking flash in time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:32.000
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:33.000
    | text      = A rip in the facade of time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:37.000
    | text      = I can't do this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:39.000
    | text      = I can't fake the enthusiasm.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:42.000
    | text      = Hold on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:43.000
    | text      = This is you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:44.000
    | text      = This is you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:46.000
    | text      = What do you mean?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:47.000
    | text      = Do you mean there was a rip in the fabric of time?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:51.000
    | text      = See, that's not bad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:52.000
    | text      = Nah, I could do better.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:54.000
    | text      = It's been a long time since I've skipped an acting class.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:59.000
    | text      = When you took an acting class, did they have a faking enthusiasm day?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:03.000
    | text      = Well, I mean, I had to pretend that I wanted to be there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:07.000
    | text      = So that was pretty close.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:08.000
    | text      = So, yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:09.000
    | text      = Alright, here we go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:10.000
    | text      = Here's a caller.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:11.000
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:12.000
    | text      = I would pay your debt back to a local bank or a local group or a family that loans you
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:17.000
    | text      = money.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:18.000
    | text      = Real quick, the caller has asked him if he should pay back his loan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:21.000
    | text      = Should I follow rules and pay back money?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:24.000
    | text      = Uh-huh.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:25.000
    | text      = So, yeah, in those cases, yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:27.000
    | text      = But...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:28.000
    | text      = Everybody always cheats, though.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:29.000
    | text      = They're family.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:30.000
    | text      = If it was with a big bank or something, one of the big sex narcotics trafficking banks,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:35.000
    | text      = it's almost your duty, in my view, to not pay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:38.000
    | text      = And then, of course, you can later settle with them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:41.000
    | text      = Or do what all the big gangsters do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:45.000
    | text      = Like, Trump and people, they just declare bankruptcy over and over again.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:51.000
    | text      = But, of course, they'll go after you if you're small.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:53.000
    | text      = They only let the billionaires engage in fraud.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:56.000
    | text      = Yeah, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:59.000
    | text      = Don't pay back your loans.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:00.000
    | text      = Be a gangster like Trump.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:03.000
    | text      = I mean, it is just...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:06.000
    | text      = If everybody had listened to this show and done the opposite of what he said, we'd be
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:13.000
    | text      = fine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:14.000
    | text      = Simulation, baby.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:16.000
    | text      = It is almost like Buddhist Cohen, Alex Jones being wrong.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:24.000
    | text      = Because it's like, listen, if you had listened to him, he was so wrong that it's just diametric.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:31.000
    | text      = It's a big circle and he's on one side and you should just be on the other.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:34.000
    | text      = That's all you need to do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:36.000
    | text      = The problem is we've all tried to live in the middle ground.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:39.000
    | text      = We've tried to make Venn diagrams.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:41.000
    | text      = What we should have done is just listened to Alex and been like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:47.000
    | text      = I'll do exactly the opposite of everything you say.
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    | text      = Which is strange because he said you should do the exact opposite of everything we say.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:58.000
    | text      = Whoa.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:00.000
    | text      = What is the difference between the mind and the brain?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:05.000
    | text      = I don't know, man.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:08.000
    | text      = Also, I refuse to do the opposite of him on some things.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:13.000
    | text      = Like what?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:14.000
    | text      = Some of his choices in country music are pretty good.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:16.000
    | text      = That's fair.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:17.000
    | text      = Yeah, I'm not going to not like the highwaymen because he loves them.
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    | timestamp = 01:06:21.000
    | text      = Sure.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:22.000
    | text      = What if we no longer belong to the city?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:24.000
    | text      = Whoa.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:25.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:26.000
    | text      = Do you belong to the countryside?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:31.000
    | text      = Where's Glenn Frey?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:33.000
    | text      = He lives in England, right?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:35.000
    | text      = Doesn't he?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:36.000
    | text      = I don't know.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:37.000
    | text      = I thought he did.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:38.000
    | text      = Is the Eagles?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:39.000
    | text      = No.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:40.000
    | text      = They're from Philadelphia.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:41.000
    | text      = I don't know where Glenn Frey lives and I genuinely don't know why you would think I would know where Glenn Frey lives.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:49.000
    | text      = My man, you don't keep tabs on Glenn Frey.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:52.000
    | text      = There's a part of me that is now like, oh boy, if I had kept tabs on Glenn Frey, this would be the only moment that I could pull that off.
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    | timestamp = 01:06:59.000
    | text      = It would have been huge.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:00.000
    | text      = It would have been huge.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:01.000
    | text      = This place just, a bomb goes off with laughter.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:04.000
    | text      = Holy shit.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:05.000
    | text      = Amazed by your ability to recall.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:07.000
    | text      = That'd be cool.
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    | timestamp = 01:07:08.000
    | text      = I do also like, just getting back to this last clip for one second, the idea that Alex is so against people having their student loans forgiven and his honor,
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:16.000
    | text      = actively being like, if it's a big back, don't even fucking pay it back. You have an obligation not to.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:22.000
    | text      = You prick.
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    | timestamp = 01:07:23.000
    | text      = Yeah, I like that.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:24.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:25.000
    | text      = Put a lot of people in jail for movies, right?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:27.000
    | text      = Mm-hmm.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:28.000
    | text      = Good call.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:29.000
    | text      = Well, we come to the end of this, folks, and it's a little bittersweet.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:32.000
    | text      = Dave, what did we learn?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:33.000
    | text      = What did we learn tonight?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:34.000
    | text      = Ha.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:35.000
    | text      = All right.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:37.000
    | text      = One, Spice Girls.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:40.000
    | text      = Smoke American.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:41.000
    | text      = Yep.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:43.000
    | text      = Hit it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:44.000
    | text      = Hit it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:45.000
    | text      = Don't quit it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:46.000
    | text      = That's the advanced move.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:47.000
    | text      = Right.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:48.000
    | text      = If you want to support the country.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:49.000
    | text      = Right.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:50.000
    | text      = We don't know what the difference between the mind and the brain is.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:52.000
    | text      = Nope.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:53.000
    | text      = Nope.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:54.000
    | text      = Alex was wrong about Russell Brand and Trump in advance.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:58.000
    | text      = And yet at the same time, by being so wrong diametrically, he was in fact correct.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:03.000
    | text      = So he is a wizard in some sense.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:05.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:06.000
    | text      = Yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:07.000
    | text      = He's the dumbest.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:08.000
    | text      = Like, there is the Oracle at Delphi, and then there's the Alex at Fuck Yourself.
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    | timestamp = 01:08:13.000
    | text      = Right.
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    | timestamp = 01:08:14.000
    | text      = There's like the Oracle at...
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:17.000
    | text      = Man, how am I going to fucking pull...
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:20.000
    | text      = You got to land this one.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:21.000
    | text      = How am I going to pull a city that sucks in Greece?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:23.000
    | text      = How am I going to do that?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:26.000
    | text      = I bet you could pull one from Pennsylvania.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:29.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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    | timestamp = 01:08:30.000
    | text      = Hershey.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:31.000
    | text      = What?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:32.000
    | text      = It's a law?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:33.000
    | text      = Somehow we're in the UK and I'm still getting regional-based awes?
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    | timestamp = 01:08:38.000
    | text      = Pennsylvania.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:39.000
    | text      = I mean, I figured that part out.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:43.000
    | text      = That was the gist.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:45.000
    | text      = I didn't expect you to be from Louisiana and be like, I will protect every United States.
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    | timestamp = 01:08:52.000
    | text      = Well, thank you all so much.
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    | timestamp = 01:08:54.000
    | text      = This has been the show.
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    | timestamp = 01:08:55.000
    | text      = Thank you so much.
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    | timestamp = 01:08:57.000
    | text      = We will be back for another episode, and we will be out at the bar here in a few.
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    | timestamp = 01:09:02.000
    | text      = If you want to come say hello, take a picture or whatever.
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    | timestamp = 01:09:06.000
    | text      = Thank you all so much for coming.
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    | timestamp = 01:09:08.000
    | text      = Thank you so much.
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    | text      = What a wonderful...
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    | timestamp = 01:09:10.000
    | text      = Thank you so much.
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