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    | title           = Meet Captain Mark Richards
    | caption         = Listen to this episode on [https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/knowledge-fight-project-camelot-break-2 Libsyn] [https://open.spotify.com/episode/3wfn1YFUaXAAOj7ZajCWae Spotify], Read the [[Transcript/79: Meet Captain Mark Richards|Unofficial Transcript]]
    | episodeNumber   = 79
    | length          = 02:03:16
    | airDate         = September 1, 2017
    | episodeType     = [[:Category:Project Camelot|Project Camelot]], [[:Category:Wacky Wednesday|Wacky Wednesday]]
    | appearance      = [[Kerry Cassidy]], [[Jo Ann Richards]], [[Mark Richards]], [[The Dutchman]], [[Richard Baldwin]]
    | beverage        = Faygo Red Pop
    | oocDrop         = Raptors will factor in a lot
    | previousEpisode = [[78: October 12-15, 2015]]
    | nextEpisode     = [[80: October 16-26, 2015]]
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Today, Dan needs to take a break from explaining [[Alex Jones]] to Jordan, so instead he tells Jordan all about a story from the annals of [[Project Camelot]].

In this installment, the gents explore JoAnne and [[Mark Richards]], a married couple who claim to be deeply involved in the Secret Space Program. Are they really space travelers, or is Mark a very serious con-man who has a lot of fanciful stories about Space Raptors? Most likely that second option.

==Tidbits==

*Brief [[Stefan Molyneux]] discussion
*Kerry interviews JoAnne Richards about space command
*Jo Ann publishes Mark Richards' info on website, Earth Defense Headquarters
*Captain Mark Richards, alien fighter
*Reptoids are stirring up trouble with this North Korea guy
*Raptors (good) vs reptoids (bad)
*Raptors are acting in Jurassic World
*Have you ever seen a raptor?
*Raptors hang out in museum displays
*Raptors love cosplay
*Mark married a Pleiadean/ Nordic Princess
*Greys are evil
*Mark's lineage is spectacular
*Mark's dad is The Dutchman
*Raptor military training in England with Dean Martin's son
*The proof is in the Vatican archives
*Mark is in prison for murder, even though he was on a mission at the time
*Mark Richards intro
*[https://micronationland.com/2016/07/28/blog-post-title/ Pendragon murder plot] in Marin County
**Victim: [[Richard Baldwin]]
**Check out [https://allthingscomedy.com/podcasts/9---the-pendragon-of-marin-1 The Dollop Episode]
*Kerry interviews Mark in prison
*No recording interviews
*Pencil, not a pen
*Mark has a sentient AI spaceship called Minerva
*Falklands war and AI black goo
*Raptor facts
*Mark may be PEZ
*Raptors rent castles and have sorcery
*Raptors moved to Dragon World from earth 65 million years ago
*Ebola is a reptoid specific bioweapon
*Raptor Princess is a precog
*Hiroshima and Nagasaki were reptoid bases
*TSA scanners determine you're human
*Androids want to replace leaders
*Aliens control Israel and Vatican
*Truth about Malaysian plane
*Mark can astrally project and travel through time.

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