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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding

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Hello Alex, I'm a person color. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody welcome back to knowledge fight

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I'm Dan. I'm Jordan

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We are back for another new kind of episode here on the podcast

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We're recording a shorter episode maybe which is basically against our entire ethos. Yeah, we like to go long

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We like to go long as a yes on the last episode. Yeah, let's let's make that as long as possible

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Is the way to describe we like my god? Yeah, so today what we're gonna. Do is what I this

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Maybe this will be a new thing

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infowars roulette

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What we're gonna do is I have selected a

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under 10 minute video from infowars.com at random

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And we will listen to it

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And one of us will die at the end is basically this is a Russian roulette infowars video

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What straight-up real talk root beer talk makes me scared is I don't know if this is an Alex video

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This might be one of his subordinates, and this is our this is our great achievement

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Yeah, right here is we're gonna get into this no matter what so Jordan. Let me ask you this would you like me to?

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Play it straight through, or would you like it to pause in the middle um?

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If I say play it straight through I am going to yell at you halfway through to pause in the middle fair enough

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So let's let's play it by ear, and if it's David Knight. I'm gonna turn it off

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All right, all right. Let's fight this fight now. Let's fight this video is called tough talk leaks god damn it

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We're all gonna. I state attacks Trump

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Love it already

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That's the logo there, it's pretty cool

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Now they cut off the heads they drown people in steel cages

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Haven't seen this

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Haven't seen this nobody's seen this

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For many many years all nations have a moral obligation. I gotta pause it all that's

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That sounds like the opening crawl to dune right like that's what we're talking about right there

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But I also have to pause already just to be like when I was in college there was that Daniel Pearl video

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They're like my friends watched already already. This is a short version of our episodes

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This is gonna be six and a half hours

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Yes

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Please say no mm-hmm. Oh, thank God

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I did not either, but I I listened to my friends watching it in another room. That was a beheading video

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No

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They be rose Daniel Pearl they have those yeah

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Yeah, they have those videos now with Isis where they behead people, but I'm saying those existed 12 years ago

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So when when Trump is up on stage you're talking about like we haven't seen beheading since the middle age

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It's like no

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Have you seen like those old faces of death yes, yeah, yeah where I didn't watch those oh no

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Why why would you why would you but I'm aware of them, and I I am aware of them

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Yeah, they're horrifying. Yeah, just the existence of them. I shan't watch

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Grotesque stuff unless I accidentally watch it that is the 11th commandment right absolutely thou shan't said

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So Trump might have some more bullshit to say I bet he does

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Gay should to speak out against such violence all nations have a duty to work together to confront it and to confront it

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viciously if we have to

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So I want to express clearly today

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To the American people I want to express clearly that he breathes like Alex

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He breathes weird

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Why do the two of them breathe weird hey, I don't know. I think it's cuz bullshit only goes one way all right

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It only comes out administration will do everything in its power to defend and protect religious liberty in our land

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religious

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America must forever remain a tolerant society

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we're all face or respected and where all of our citizens can feel safe and

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And secure pause you have to feel safe and secure. I just want to let you know that

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I want to kill myself after listening to that and then being where we are in the world today. Yeah

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Can we all just murder ourselves right now totally if there was a suicide cult based on all the lies that Trump has said

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I'm the leader of that call there was that guy who tried to self-emilate and

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Like I when I when I read that on Twitter was like I get it I get it. Yeah, right cool cool cool

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Yeah, no you're not wrong. You're not wrong, bro. No, bro. You're on the right track

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Look, I'm not jumping onto that self-emilate train, but you know what you're doing. There was a time in my life

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Like I I still might get there at some point, but I have a holy war against

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If I didn't have a sense I got this I got a larger I got a larger war to fight yeah

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It's a knowledge. I've got an info war to fight. It's a knowledge fight. Yeah

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In recent days we have begun to take necessary action

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To achieve that goal god. I hate him so much gotta be a reference to him so much

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Yeah, it has to be Yemen that went well. I hate him so much that went well

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He's such a garbage piece of it. How do you dude Yemen raid?

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Was boss do you remember? Do you remember those pictures of whenever Osama was killed this episode is gonna be three hours long

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It's gonna be three hours long

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No, we're not even two and a half seconds into this fucking clip

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Are we into our short okay, do you remember the the pictures of the Osama red where they have

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Obama they have Hillary they have this everybody in the in the war room yeah

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Yeah, staring intently at that video. Yeah, what's gonna happen mm-hmm all of the reports of the Yemen raid were?

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Trump going yeah, I'm not a big fan of intelligence briefings, and then everything going to shit

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I mean what could he have done in that room really?

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At least pretended to be a fucking no, but as someone as someone who's very convinced of his incompetence

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He probably would have only screwed it up more. That is a good point. That's a good point

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What what if we put him into a?

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Tiny little bubble-wrapped room, okay, just perfectly like you know how happy you feel when you crunch bubble wrap sure sure sure

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Let's give him a room

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Just full of bubble wrap and then whenever he comes out of it six years from now one corner of the room

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He's no longer be pretty snow like present one one corner bubble wrap. Okay one corner taffy one

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Corner

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One corner a laptop one corners one corner snozzberries do will they taste like?

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Corner a laptop that has only point-and-click games

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Just just like whoa if if somebody

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Explained to him that we don't know where Carmen Sandiego is

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His entire presidency would be about five

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Yeah, it's corner of the room is just a rockapella

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Rockapella

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All right, we're on our three of our short version two episodes we have not even

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Let's go. Let's go

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Bonded all right here. We go who it's gonna be

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Okay, and he also and we're not gonna play the clip of that son god damn it. It's David

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Do you want to hear some David Knight?

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Let's let's finally get into it so before we go any further. I hate this guy. You know David Knight so well

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He's so boring to me David Knight is non-existent. I've never heard David Knight speak before here's what he looks like all right

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I'm looking at David Knight, and I hope he gets hit by a truck so that is a Santa beard. Yeah, let's ride this out

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Imagine listeners if there was a guy who quintessentially looked like a guy you wanted to get hit by a truck you all have phones

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Just google David Knight info. Yeah, it's in the white papers. They don't even hide it. It's in your white phone

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All right here. We go David Knight David Knight

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I'm just gonna tell you he said don't worry about all about talk about the tough phone calls

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It's time we got tough, and we're going to take care of this so he talks about that he talks about

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what you just heard in terms of the

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Persecution that we see the violence that we see that we have to confront he understands that that is his duty

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To protect us as citizens

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You're being really unfair. I'm sorry what what I'm sorry. I didn't understand is he still talking. He is super boring

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He is the most boring human being I've ever heard my love Alex

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How is it that Alex is on the same network as this the most boring human being there's ever been I love the idea that?

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Our mini episodes will just be like little glimpses into these other people

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Listen that is so boring David Knight came up with dirty dossier. Give him a little bit of leeway

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All right all right give him start that start the clip up again. I will try to stay awake

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I don't know don't you dare. I will murder you that is the duty of the American government

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and then he talks about shutting down the suppression of

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Free speech of political speech and yet what does the media focus on the media focuses on his opening joke to the audience?

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Headlines Trump opens national prayer breakfast with talk about TV ratings Trump noted

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And this is the hill Trump noted his tremendous success as star reality shows apprentice and so how many views is this?

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particular instance have

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This video has thirty four thousand six hundred twenty two views at press time

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34,000 right now his now when Alex Jones pulls his cult leader

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Nonsense talk uh-huh millions of views

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Well, not maybe not maybe but at least hundreds of thousands of views right yeah way more than this

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This is David Knight. This dude is

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amazingly boring he's

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Spectacularly this is came on dirty dossier. I know, but this is unconscionable

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I am listening to him talk wondering why any of us exist at all and now this goes

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This is how a lot you on the past episodes when I was so mad that yeah

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Yeah, how long is he been talking for I don't know it seems like a year. It seems like a year

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This is the most boring human being ever his his job is to be

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a

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All right, I'm I'm too I'm using boredom

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Or his boringness serves a purpose though all right his drool is in stark contrast to Alex's

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Phrenetic insane pace yeah, but balance each other out is sort of all

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Statesmen we've all fallen in love with Alex Jones's insanity sure David Knight is

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the

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like I'm trying to I'm trying to find a corollary like the only thing I can think of is a

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like

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Okay, not a Jane Austen novel. I'm listening, but the reviewer of a Jane Austen novel

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Who works at a like really low-level college?

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I really feel like the English professor at like at like Eastern, Illinois

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University who's like I got a grind to pick with Jane Austen

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The reviewer is more insane than the writer

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The reviewer is Alex

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I'm saying that even Jane Austen isn't as boring as Dane Dane David Knight. It's not worth knowing his name

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It's not worth knowing his name. Let's see how let's say anything interesting if he doesn't say dirty dossier

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I'm gonna be pissed off

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Liberty apprentice as well before you pause real quick ratings since he left

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This is just this this is now like these episodes are now already our

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Excuse to just be filled with bile and rage towards some random asshole. He's not random to me though

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No, my friend you to you my friend. He's an old

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He's he's a member of your yeah. Yeah. No, I know him. Well, I understand. Oh

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Night I knew thee well

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This guy's an asshole though, let's see

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This is what he had to say said we know how that turned out the ratings went right down the tubes

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It's been a total disaster

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He's restarted with Arnold Schwarzenegger hosting and I want to just pray for Arnold if we can pray for those ratings

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Prayer breakfast. It's like, you know pray for it was a dig at Arnold Schwarzenegger because Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Took a lot of digs at Donald Trump and then took over his show

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So, you know, he just throws us out there as a joke, but that's the only thing out of this

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Significant speech that he gave the only thing that the media wants to talk about

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And of course when he talks about the tough talk, don't worry about the tough talk in the last couple of days

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we've had a couple of

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This oh my god. He's so boring. So boring this whole time too. He has not made eye contact with the camera. He's just

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Looking down at papers, of course not

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If you looked into a dot into his eyes

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You would see the empty automaton that exists in between them. You just see dirty dossier

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if

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Like do you remember Men in Black? Do you remember watching that movie? I saw it

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But then there was like this bright flashing light. Yeah

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You remember how there were those

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Aliens that like they they cut the head open and then there's that little alien driving the the human person. Mm-hmm

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That's what David Knight seems like to me. Yeah, there's a tiny little alien inside of his head

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driving a David Knight bot I

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Don't think you're totally wrong. Yeah, so I just searched on Twitter for like

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responses to

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the

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Trump's prayer breakfast speech also, I wish I hadn't looked for it because the yeah

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No, that was a terrible idea. The only thing that came up was Arnold Schwarzenegger took a video reply like nope. All right

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Nope, nope. No don't care what he thinks about his ratings. Also do what world do we live in now?

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It has anybody considered that it's nuts. Do we wake up every morning going like wait, really?

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yeah, so what he's talking about though too is this tough talk is

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calls with foreign leaders

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like Australia's leader

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Would be hung up. All right, so we've got that's what he's talking about with tough

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All right. First off. We have a national prayer breakfast, which

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I'm not cool with it's also not what it is. Not cool with that. It's also not what it is

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It's not what that is. You you hear national prayer breakfast and you just assume everyone's eating eggs

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Maybe like hey, let's do the whole Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. Hey shut it. That's not what it we're gonna eat some pancakes

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It's a shut it. We're gonna eat some pain. It's a weirdo group right of largely conservatives. Yeah

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Yeah, yeah, there was like there all of our presidents do it. They've done it for a long time

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Yeah, but there was also at this one. It was like a member of Russia's

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Like Putin's party was there. Well, everybody got to pray

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Yeah

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It's it's time to pray

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No, so so we got this we got this precedent set where all of the presidents go to this dumb breakfast

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I have to where they pretend to give a shit and and look

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do I do I think that Obama believes in religion the way that

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Christians believe in the way that conservative Christians believe in it

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No, of course not cuz if you did you're fucking a lunatic, but you also believe that he right is a Christian. Yeah

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Yeah, uh

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George George W. No same thing. He doesn't give a shit about you. I

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Keep on going back all of them. However have still gone to that dumb prayer breakfast. Yes, all of them have

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Pretended at the very least to give a shit about decorum. Yes

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Trump

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Went on stage and

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made fun of

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Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's ratings. My ratings are great

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His are bad

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That is one

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Hilarious I 100%

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Like it wasn't I 100% support a president doing that

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It was real if it weren't for those if it weren't for the rest of all the shit that he's doing

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Yeah, that's the funniest fucking thing any president has ever done in history

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Well, like hilarious one of the things that I'm having to wrestle with more and more lately is how much it sucks

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When shit is petty in the real world

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How funny it is in concert right like the concept of pettiness is that area so hilarious

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It's so funny. It's it when it when it has other things attached to it. Yes, so scary

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Imagine if we lived in the real world where Obama is doing all of the other normal stuff that he does

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And then just one day he just shows up that at the National Prayer Breakfast and it's just a dick

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That's so fucking funny. Yeah, that's so funny

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but instead it's Trump like no immigrants can be all lit on fire, but also

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Hilarious like it's so funny in order for this analogy to make sense

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Like let's say Obama put out a single before

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Before he was president, right? Okay, and then some guy that he went to junior high with put out a single while he was president

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The dream right and so he goes to the prayer breakfast. He's like look

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Listen, I know the dreams got a great great song

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It's better

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Hilarious so petty it's hilarious funny, but yeah never exist in the real world except now

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This is the world we live in. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, here's more boring-ass David, right? How many hours are we into this?

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I think that's the bigger story more so than what came out of these quotes whether or not they're true now

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Of course, the Mexican government has denied what was leaked to the Associated Press

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Mexican government slammed the claim as a downright lie who fucking talks like him Donald Trump said he might send troops to

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Mexico if they don't take care of this in accent, it's an affectation for sure

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Donald Trump might send troops to Mexico like who the fuck talks like that

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Is there a regional accent there that I'm not picking up on? No, no, no, no, no, it sounds like an insane person

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Oh, it's smug. It sounds smug. It's very smart. It sounds like such a it sounds like

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It sounds like Madonna coming back from

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Britain after being married to Guy Ritchie

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Well, you know how I was telling you a couple episodes back whenever Alex is kind of weird. He tugs on his ear

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Yeah, well, but there's that tell yeah, whatever David Knight lies

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His he just speaks

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His smugness picks up a little bit and then he laughs. It's like he he's one of these like

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Do you remember when you play like bad video games

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Like when you sure like Megaman the early Megaman games

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Are you saying the Megaman big video games are bad not all of them

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But some of them make a man to is a fucking great man to like wood, man. The pattern is super easy

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Yeah, like a bubble man. Yeah, so easy the robot masters and to like

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Dr. Wylie. Yeah, dr. Wylie. Dr. Wylie that piece of shit. It was super easy, but like

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You see the patterns pretty quickly. Yeah with the first time we played Megaman 2 probably not

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No, it was the hardest game in the history

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Yeah, but once you got to Megaman 7 and then you went back to Megaman 2 you're like, oh I get right

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I get it. But then you go to Megaman X and they add all those little metaphor is going too far

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Are we going too far with this? It's I'm sorry. I just want to avoid it listening to David Knight any further my

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Metaphor is that David Knight is the first boss in

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Megaman, okay. His pattern is so fucking easy to recognize right? We all just move on. Yeah, gotcha

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He doesn't have the shuckin jive of a Evan Alex Jones Alex keeps you on your toes a little bit

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He does and keeps you entertained. I have a man says wacky bullshit. We have we have listened to

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Maybe

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One minute forty five seconds three minutes including that including the Trump quote. Yeah

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I have spawned two I have immediately

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Developed way more of a respect for Alex Jones than I could ever have imagined literally nothing to respond David

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I think is so bored is the most boring human being in the history of the world go dirty dossier dirty dossier

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What he has reported to have said what the AP reported that he said was you have a bunch of bad hombres down there

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You aren't doing that. I think your military is scared. Our military isn't so I just might send them down to take care of it

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He's kind of the NPR of info war. He is the that's exactly the broadcasting style. I just heard

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Yeah, you're right is the crazy wing bat NPR. Yeah

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He's there to loop in the like really old people who think Alex yells too much

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They're like, I don't I don't like you when Alex hosts

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But David's in tonight. I like David

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I like it when I hear the same insane bullshit in a very comforting tone that really makes me feel good about content

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It's about the way it's being delivered. Yeah, I agree

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Sorry, wait dirty dossier

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That was the allegation now the map

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Did not happen my mom had no comment on that my mom

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whether my mom

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That and what?

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry with the Australian Prime Minister or

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President I don't know what his title is. He's Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull those two

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He really should know what is

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We both had the same thought simultaneously you fucking know. Yeah

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You really should know that

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If you're if you're going on air you really should know what the title of the person you're talking about

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This has become my favorite thing for us to do now because we have no

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Like we've just been set free from the most boring human being like we can do whatever the fuck we want now in this

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Empty

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Fucking it. This is comics unleashed. Yeah. Yeah, just just this fucking the lion the lich in the war

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The lion the witch in the Wardrobe kind of situation

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Listen, David Knight is the Turkish delight of hosts

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You want to go let's how many metaphors can we jam into this one? Yeah, there's so much

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How how

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I think show what is happening with the intelligence community

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Look, we've already seen the so-called dirty dossier

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There's nothing but political pulp fiction what they leaked out to try to

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Also, just a little note on the dirty dossier

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One of the guys who is suspected to be one of the leaks from Russia was found dead in his car

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Yep, and a couple other people who were suspected to be leaks have been arrested by Russia for treason

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So maybe it's not bullshit perhaps

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Shortly following the election of an installation of Donald Trump almost immediately almost immediately also

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I when we're talking about a call with the the Prime Minister. Yeah, so so don't

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Let's not be remiss in saying that Trump had a call with Putin that mysteriously wasn't recorded

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You know, what's crazy about that that call wasn't recorded and then immediately following that

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there were a lot of bombs dropped on Ukraine almost immediately immediately to the point of

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Noticeability, I don't know. It's like

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5600 and insane about so like the day before

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Zero, well, not zero. We're close to zero close enough to zero within the margin of error

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Yeah there but there was still conflicts. I don't want invalidate. Of course

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We're not we're not we're not embellishing anything when we say the number is less than

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56 the less the number was way less than a thousand

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Yeah, and then the next day the number was way more than a thousand

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Yeah, I don't know if that has anything to do with each other. I mean it seems

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unrelated if I if I

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You know just put on my thinking hat

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I wonder if I wonder if David Knight has anything you say about that probably has something to do with transdimensional beings

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I would actually buy that. Yeah, if I had to guess anyway

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Tell us the truth David

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Tell us the truth Donald Trump. And of course, that's what they're trying to do with these leaks about what was supposedly said

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between Trump and the Australian Prime Minister between Trump and the Mexican president and

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Trump is not a fool. Yes after this so-called dirty dossier went out

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To see who was doing this leak

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And he knew that it was coming from he doesn't know which one but he knows that it was coming from the intelligence

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community leaders that are there

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So this is a narrative that infowars is spinning really hard

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that Trump

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He like selectively fed out some information like some false information to see who would leak it

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That's a really good. That's like a classic D&D plan right there

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It's like you give each and you give each agency some false information and you see which comes back and you're like

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I know which one's leaking it. Yeah

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Yeah, smart move. They have that story

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Not real. No. No Trump is not smart enough to do that. But that's a really smart move. No, and it didn't happen

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And so he knows where this stuff is coming from

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This is the fruit folks of what we've been so concerned about with dragnet surveillance of the American people

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This is something that people have been rightfully concerned about since the Frank Church and the congressman pike hearings

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Back in the 1970s where they realized that the CIA and the NSA

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were doing

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unconstitutional illegal surveillance of American citizens here in America without search warrants and

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They said we've got to stop that so they created the FISA Act before I got him

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I gotta stop that I gotta say what they need to stop is the breathing in on mics. I

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Have

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35 no, no, I don't know what you're

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talking about I

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paid about a hundred it just seems like

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It's time for us to these mics cost about $100 or so

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I have breath guards on them and you know, like we know you do into them. You do a great job

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I don't think I listen back to these shows before I post them. I don't think there's any

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But what is?

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Christ it's so I think I think it's just that there's no one wants to hear breath

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There's just so little going on in his brain

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I so so this does like you nailed it when you made the NPR comparison

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Like I remember listening to one episode

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Of your you're this American life's

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Where I did this American life. Yeah, you're this American life's I did that. Do you remember that one? What?

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David Knight was on it. You went

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That does sound like that sounds right. Yeah

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for

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45 minutes. Do you remember that one? Oh, it was an in-depth investigation about like people who can't breathe, right? Right, right

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Yeah, by the way sponsor us this American

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We'd be a big asset no

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Also real talk George Soros if you're out there give us some goddamn money

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No shit, right if you're the architect of what you purport to be or at least other people purport

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You're the vanguard. We need you right there. Yeah, you're you need us more than we need you

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I think keep putting up this amount of work for free when I have a nine-to-five goddamn job

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Well, we're paid protesters though

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Oh, yeah, we get we get 25% from 25 cents per and

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$50,000 a year retainer. Yeah, that's bullshit. And I would crush for a $50,000 a year per retain

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I legit work nine-to-five more than that. I work overtime. Yeah, I don't make

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You and me both I would protest. No, I wouldn't actually I

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Wouldn't do that if I didn't believe in what it was, you know

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Like if I didn't believe in the cause I wouldn't even I think even I think we're getting down the rabbit hole here

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We need to know what David Knight. Oh, yeah, we're getting down the rabbit hole of hypothetical bullshit

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Ha ha ha ha responding hypothetically to hypothetical situations is never a good thing

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How is it that David Knight has not made it through ten words before us falling asleep through fucking board?

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Intelligence Surveillance Act to say we're going to allow you to do surveillance, but you got to make it foreign. We don't want you doing

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warrantless searches on

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American search warrant from mrs.

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Verizon as Rand Paul said which is what they do and what did they do? They took the FISA powers the FISA court

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Which is a single judge and the government bureaucrat goes to that single judge and says I want a search warrant for mr

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mrs. Verizon or whatever they want and

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There is no publicity of that there. How's that on the other side for that? That's 100% right?

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I agree with him 100%

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Okay, FISA is a fucking absolute rubber stamp court that allows them to surveil all of us

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All the time with no real surveillance. Sure are with no real like check on that power

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It is it is absolutely unconscionable. I agree with him

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David Knight has nailed it

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And I am about to fall asleep. He's the most boring man in the history of the world

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I agree with you that I don't think surveillance is great

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cool

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They claim that with that FISA court they are amending the Constitution real quick just to make this interesting

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Well, the the way we're gonna make this interesting is one of us dies at the end of this quote, right

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I'm gonna bet you we're gonna bet our lives on the end of this. I'm gonna bet you a dollar. Okay?

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uh

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Over under on how many more times he says dirty dossier. Oh god, damn it

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I put the over under at one point five you take over or under your choice one point five over under

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I'm gonna take over. Okay, I'm gonna go under. Okay. I still think he's gonna say one more time

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And we're not even allowed to know about that and that goes all the way back to the 1970s hearings

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You saw them talking about the assassination gun

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But what people didn't talk about was the fact that congressman pike when he called the NSA and at that point

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Everybody tried to pretend that the NSA didn't even exist. They all said NSA means no such agency and pike said I want to see

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Your brief. I want to see your charter for your organization

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They said well it was created we were created by an executive order by President Truman and no we're not gonna show that to you

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I swear to God I feel like good representative of the American people. I feel like we're just gonna fall asleep and this clip

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Is gonna end and that's gonna be the end of the podcast. This is the most boring thing

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I've ever heard of my entire legitimately supposed to be about phone calls

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How is this possible don't know this man is so boring. This is what I'm saying. I'm worried

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I'm worried that this is what I keep saying

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I'm worried that we're going to become boring by pointing at like just being adjacent to this boring, man

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Oh, it's gonna rub off. Oh God. What what does it feel like?

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Okay

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Imagine you're married to this man. I

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Don't know if he's married. Actually. I have no idea about his personal life doesn't matter. We're going to do pure hypothetical

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All right, improv yes-and situation turn around get into character. All right. Oh, I am David Knight's wife

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All right, I tried to turn my chair around it did not go well it did not go well, all right

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Hello. Hey, do you want to do you want to go out for dinner later on this evening?

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I love to take food into my mouth. All right, what type of food do you like to take into your mouth?

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Well, I love the stuff that is sustenance based. All right sustenance base is nice

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How do you feel about food from Asia?

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Asia is a dirty country. All right, wait, hold on

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How do you feel about food from Australia

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Well, I don't like that. They shut down. Oh my god

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You Alex Jones, I knew I was married to you the whole time

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No

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All right, here we go well American people can't know what we're about you can't know what we're about

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We don't report to you

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And so now what we see here after decades of this after every attempt to try to reform

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These people has been turned around and used against us now these people are coming after a president who doesn't support

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their dark globalist agenda and

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They're doing everything they can to try to destroy him to try to embarrass him

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But actually when you look at these conversations that came out

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It just made him look better with the people who voted for him because what he's telling this Australian Prime Minister Turnbull

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Who by the way is a Goldman Sachs banker?

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He it just came out in the last week contributed. I think it's like one and a half a million dollars

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Maybe that's Australian money

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Has no idea what Australians use for money he has no idea what Australia he

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Also, we have to assume it's Australian

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If somebody said Australians use kangaroo pelts for money he would be like and they

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Translate Australian kangaroo pelts for a one point one dollars to the yeah. No. Yeah

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He has no idea what Australians use for money. Yeah, and and

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This also goes to the idea though

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like I mean we talked about it just a little bit earlier in this clip even like

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The idea that he has no idea of context he gets on

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Camera and tells this story without any idea of what he's actually saying

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like in four wars gets

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Really up in their head about like we're not using teleprompters, right? We're here

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We're just telling it and like maybe you should maybe you should have some idea of what you're saying

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Like because this clip is supposed to be about tough talk

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like

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Telling the world leaders. What's up?

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So far, we don't know what Australia's currency is. We don't know what the name of the leader is

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We don't well, we know it's turn. We know it's turned but we don't know his title

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We don't know exactly really what happened. We're pretending the call with Putin didn't happen all this stuff is like

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You're not he the fact that you don't have a teleprompter doesn't save you. It doesn't matter if he

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Was a literate man

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He would act actually believe that Turnbull was the villain of the short story Matilda. I

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Kind of get that yeah, let's get back to David

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He is somebody who is pro TPP

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He still wants to keep the TPP going even though Trump has shut that down with America. He is pro open borders

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He is pro globalist climate change agenda. So he's there on all three of those issues

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This is a hardcore

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Goldman Sachs guy who is on with all three legs of the globalist agenda and of course, what were they talking about?

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What did they have the contentious conversation about?

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Well, it's alleged that they were talking about whether or not refugees which Australia would not allow into their country

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But instead our housing and Papa, New Guinea

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They said well, we want you to take them off of our hands. We don't want them in Australia

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We want you to take them off our hands kind of like what Saudi Arabia is doing Saudi Arabia won't take any Muslim

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I one thousand percent don't believe that I

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I I am

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Struggling to follow along I

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Every every word he says makes me less interested in the word

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he said before he's insanely boring, but last point that like the fight that they had was about like the

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Australian Prime Minister Turnbull being like dude, dude, you've got to take some of these refugees off our hands

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I like I like that that conversation makes more sense to me than any like

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Actual like if the conversation that was had but he be Trump. All right, maybe Turnbull

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You should take some of these refugees

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No, no, you have it mixed up. I'm supposed to be doing that to you. No, but I mean take some refugees

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It'd be tremendous

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Wait, am I Trump now? You're a giant piece of shit Trump. I don't even know

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David Knight has got both of us so bored. You sound like a guy from the Bronx. I that's what I'm trying to do

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I don't know. We're losing our minds. This is what happens when you listen to David Knight long in us

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but but the last thing he said was fucking insane the idea that like their fight came up because

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But Australia was like take some of our refugees and Trump

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We've been doing off baby doing this long enough with Alex Jones that that sounded so innocuous

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boring and

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Believable. I know no the believable is just a parcel of boring. But yeah, that's what I'm saying

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It's not that it's believable. It's it's so

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Unscandalous. Yeah, because he's not yelling it at you if he were reading the morning traffic report

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You would believe anything like well, he was reading like oh

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on

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1994 we have a block there and that block is called by

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caused by Muslim refugees who are dancing around

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They are burning an effigy of Trump right now. That is a block on

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1994 you'd be like, oh, yeah. No, that makes sense, but he's saying that

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Australia and us fought because Australia wanted us to take some of the refugees Trump didn't want them if

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Alex was saying it and

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Reading that news. He would be screaming about the history of

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Australia being a penal colony and how they're a bunch of dicks right like you'd write the people that

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England Alex would have given it some flair some panache some some fucking panache. Yeah showman

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Yeah, and David Knight is just boring the fuck. I I I swear to God every moment David Knight talks

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I want to murder David Knight. There's only like another minute left of his how is there still a minute left?

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We've been listening to David Knight for six years, hopefully for the seconds of it

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Is the end logo when I when I was a young man, David Knight started talking in this clip

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Why are you gonna die? Well, I still talk

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refugees, but they want us to take them all they want the UN to vet he's wearing dentures, right who we're going to take

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How many we're gonna take?

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That's a dentures my Australian

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Prime Minister was doing and Donald Trump says I don't care that you had this agreement with Obama

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I'm not interested in doing this and they went around for about 25 minutes

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Something that's not contentious and at that point Donald Trump hung up on him and

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Rightfully, so so when they try to embarrass Donald Trump with these leaks

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That is really kind of making him look better. But the key thing here that is really dangerous

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this is the fact that we have a

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National surveillance state that is now openly attacking an elected president in an unprecedented way

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The national surveillance state is a problem. That was the end of the clip. I totally agree

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Thank I fucking God they went to the the end logos

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But I I totally do agree that the national surveillance state is a problem

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It is but it has nothing to do with what he was just talking about

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None of what he's just talking about. No, and hey, this is let's be clear. Let's be clear. I

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never

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Never

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want

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my president

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To hang up on a foreign leader. I

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Never want that like let's not even if we're dealing with a weekend at Bernie's type situation like a dead person

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Yeah, yeah, then okay, cuz that because otherwise it would go on forever. But like let's imagine

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so Trump

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heroic president

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Fake Hitler in another country. They start talking to each other on the phone. Yeah, I

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Still don't want fake Trump hanging up on fake Hitler. I still don't want that to happen

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I still would rather him keep trying to make

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Negotiations in the same way that like at my job. I

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Got to deal with some assholes sometimes. Yeah, the phone. Yeah, I never hang up on them. I'm always trying

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Excuse me

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Mr. Trump if they

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feel about

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Ending the lives of the Jews. Listen, I'm not I'm not into it. I'm not a fan. How are you doing though?

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You're not interested in

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danger my day is well, I

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Have some good crowd in you. I have ended the life of

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20 Jews today how many how many Jews do you Oh zero, but I'm

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Jews I'm cutting back

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Are you oh, it's not good smoking is a terrible addiction. I apologize. I'm not good at improv. I don't know

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All right, all right fine, but still my point stands I don't why is it that I always play the Nazi in our improv games

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It's your preferred position

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I

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Don't think that it's good

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for us to

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Shut down

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Communication like that. I do think that that's an offensive thing

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It is it is the most damaging but I also I also would say and I think you would agree with this if I heard that

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Obama hung up on some foreign leader. I would think that was fucked up too. But see this is amazing

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This is why we get into trouble is because all the time that we're listening to this we find ourselves

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constantly not constantly I would say occasionally or

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frequently enough

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Agreeing with their endgame like their final point like yes

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The national security system is out of control when it comes to observing

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American citizens and what sure what they do right or percent and we're against that because it can be used against citizens

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and they're against that because

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Inter-dimensional beings are following us, you know, like like that's that's the area where we disconnect

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well, and that's what happens when you don't have a team like our our biggest issue is

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You and I don't have a team

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Like when you come to the Democrat versus Republican thing

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We're gonna build one. Hey God, we need one. We're building it right now. We're working on it early

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I'm building the knowledge fight. At least at least women are doing a way better job than we are

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Fuck you man. Fuck. Yeah more more women's marches because I'm a giant pile of garbage. Yeah, and

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So so but that's that's what happens is if you don't have a team to constantly defend you like when Obama was president

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there were shit tons of

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Extradudicial killings that he had with drone bombings and all that shit where you're like why no

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No, you murdered an innocent family. Not just an innocent guy

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Yeah, an innocent family you killed him. That's on you Obama. Yeah, we're mad at you. Yeah

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But if you have a team you're like, oh well, it's it's Obama doing it

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So he believes it's right right or then but then now you have Trump who just murdered that fucking kid

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You with a shitty thing and you're on that team. So you're like, oh no, he's evil

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But but but you just opened up a really interesting thing that I think we need to address for how many what hour of this

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podcast are we 45 minutes Jesus Christ, but

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There is a perspective from the infowars side that they keep saying

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That like when Obama did these things you didn't care. Yeah, and that's

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Illusory, that's not real. No when Obama did drone kill people there were tons of people speaking out

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Yeah, we're kind of pissed off about it liberals were not thrilled with that. Right? That's that's a complete straw, man

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That's right. That's absolutely not true. Well, it's not a complete straw man. No, cuz some people were cool

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It's not a complete because there there is an element the idea that no one cared is not true, right?

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No, I agree with you there

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But if you're playing the game as a team sport, which it seems to be the Harvard versus D

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It it really does seem to be the overwhelming reality of what we live in. So is that it's a team sport anyway

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Ladies and gentlemen Jordan, I believe this has been our first truth

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I think this is our first short episode regarding David Knight ran an hour

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Hopefully this will be our last episode regarding David Knight. I hope he fucking dies

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I never want to talk. Yeah. No, this is this should be the end. Yeah, the other guys have equally

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like unpleasant

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Manipulative voices and and and tones like Paul Joseph Watson. We could do an episode about him

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You would hate him just as much

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Like these guys the rest of his cohorts are terrible

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Yeah, so we do all about one of these episodes every now and then again

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We just kind of like talked about him

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Yeah, exactly

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But now what we're gonna do is we're gonna find each of these guys and we're gonna distill them into their essence

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which in David Knight's case is a

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Fucking int from the Lord of the Rings the true how many more goddamn Lord of the Rings references?

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Am I gonna have to make a boring ass tree the boring ass tree, but he's a friendly tree

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Not David Knight. Oh, no, he's a bad tree. It's a racist ass tree

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anyway guys

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Thanks for joining us. You can follow us on twitter at knowledge underscore fight. We're on iTunes

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We're knowledge fights the podcast you can reach us

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I want to make it I'm gonna make a new thing if you give us a five-star review and

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Email me at knowledge fight at gmail.com. I will tweet something really ugly it out. I

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I

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Will say something and Alex Jones that I wouldn't say to my mother

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Oh also, we should probably reveal our individual like I'm at Jake Mondale

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I don't want anyone knowing my business good point

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Fair enough. I am I am at and then cross talk over to over that

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If you feel like isolating the audio from each of us

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You may find out which what I it's easy enough for them to figure out who we are

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I don't want just in case someone randomly finds this I have no interest in them

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Oh, dude, ducks the shit out of me. I don't even know who I am

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Holmes, how dare you?

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Jordan's been fun. It is

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Yeah, this one stinks

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Episodes fine, but fuck you David Knight. Fuck you, but also if we were drama coaches or yes

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Like let's give them a little bit of outro advice

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Pick it up

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Right be a little more interesting project project. I honestly think that's one of the only things he's doing fine

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Disagree. All right. He seems like he's talking into his chest the entire time. He is

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And make it seem like you care make it seem like you can act yeah

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like Alex at least like

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No matter what bullshit he says

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yeah, at least like he might care Alex believes 20% of his of what he says and

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believes that he believes

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100% of everything he's ever said now if David Knight believes a hundred percent of what he says

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He bros that poor bastard. Yeah, what a what a ding-dong anyway

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He sounds like he's only ever had missionary position sex David if you're listening to this

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I apologize that we're so mean to you, but I know our

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propagandist and you're a part of a really bad system and

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Follow us on at knowledge fight. I hope someday you're bankrupt. Yeah

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You suck. You're terrible at your job

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Fuck you. We're gonna edit out this last 15 minutes of the

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Fuck you and your family. Anyway, guys, it's been fun. We'll catch you next time. Good night, Andy in Kansas

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You're on the air. Thanks for holding

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Oh Alex, I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you