Transcript/987: December 4, 2024

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you're on the air. Thanks for holding.

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Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.

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Knowledge fight.

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K- k- k- k- know- know- know- know- know- know- knowledgefight.com.

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Dan. I love you.

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Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan.

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I'm Jordan.

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We're a couple of dudes that sit around, worship at the altar

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of Celine, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.

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Indeed, we are, Dan.

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Jordan.

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Dan.

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Jor-dan.

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Quick question for you.

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Sup?

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What's your bright spot today, buddy?

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Why don't you go first?

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Uh, my bright spot is, uh, uh, my wife. My wife is my bright spot.

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Hmm.

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Uh, she... So, I will tell you why. Uh-

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Wife guy Jordan.

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I'm, I'm gonna tell you why. She plots

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for my happiness at all times. But, so, uh, I don't know, maybe two years ago, right, we had a beanbag,

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and we had to get rid of it, for, I suppose, adult reasons. Whatever it was she told me-

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Hm.

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... was the truth, right? Uh, and so we got a couch.

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Uh-

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A beanbag couch?

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Nope, nope.

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Oh.

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Just like an adult person couch that sits people, but I don't, I

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just don't... It's not a couch for me. Uh, we can't both sit on it. It's, it's just

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not the way I sit. So, for about a couple of years, I've been sitting on the floor.

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Mm-hmm.

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Right? 'Cause that's just-

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I think everybody who listens to this show probably assumed that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've been sitting on the floor.

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Uh, and I was having a great day Saturday, and she tricked me into going to a, a going-out-of-business-

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Mm.

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... furniture sale thing.

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I thought you were gonna say she tricked you into going to the vet. (laughs)

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No, no, no. There's a, there's... (laughs) Well, maybe. (laughs)

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There's a going, going-out-of-business sale. Everything must go. Furniture.

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Got a chair.

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Hmm.

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Straight-up chair. Good chair for super cheap.

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Fantastic.

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Nice.

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Had such a g- I had such a good experience. It took, uh,

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as long as it normally takes me to buy something, which is, we

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walked in, and I was like, "That one," and then we walked out.

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Uh, it was great. It was just a delightful experience.

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So now you've got a chair.

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Uh, no. It'll be delivered someday.

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Oh.

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I hope to see it-

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So you're still sitting on the floor.

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I hope to... Well, I'll be sitting on the floor for a while.

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It takes me two years of sitting on the floor to earn the chair.

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Mm.

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That's what I feel like. I feel like in order to appreciate the chair, I need to spend two years on the floor.

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Sure.

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Yeah.

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Sure. That makes sense.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Deprivation, uh, provides-

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Sure.

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... uh, enjoying the thing.

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Are you cold? Stand outside. Come back in. You'll feel a lot warmer.

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Right.

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Yup.

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Nice.

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How about you? What's your bright spot?

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Um, I guess it's not so much a bright spot as a, like, character consistency moment.

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(laughs)

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(laughs)

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Okay.

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I still don't have a good coat. (laughs)

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(laughs)

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You know, do you-

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It's, it's freezing in Chicago.

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... still have the same one?

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Well, no. I, I threw away my old coat-

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Right.

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... that had a tear in the back.

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I... Oh, I recall that coat.

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Yeah, that coat that I didn't realize had a tear in the back for probably a year. Um...

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I don't, I don't know why, but I just, I assumed you knew, so I never told you.

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Yep, yep. That's how things don't get noticed.

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That's-

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'Cause it's on my back.

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Yeah, well, you know. What it is, what it is.

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Um, so then I got a cheap coat-

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Mm-hmm.

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... uh, just sort of as a s-, as a fill-in.

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Sure.

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And it's pretty good, like, in terms of, like, you know, breaking some wind and, and what have you. But

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it is not good when it's, like, five degrees out.

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No. No, no, no. Not that kinda coat.

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So I, I still need to, uh... I'm, I'm sort of using this bright spot to make a note for myself-

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I like that.

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... that (laughs) I need to get a coat.

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I like that. So, you know, when I wanna remember

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something or, like, see or something in my mind, I write it down.

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Mm-hmm.

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You listen back to these when you're editing

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it, so this is like a reminder to you. You're giving yourself voice memos through the show.

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But the irony is that someone... I'd done this before-

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(laughs)

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... and then someone-

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Somebody has it-

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... sent in, as a bright spot-

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... an email. Yeah. (laughs)

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... trying to remind me-

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That's true.

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... to buy a coat-

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That is true.

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... and I still have not done it.

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Somebody said a, somebody said a note in their calendar to remind themselves to remind you to buy a coat.

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There is, like, a mental block or something to me buying a coat.

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This is what I'm saying. You gotta, you gotta, uh, y- you gotta become a wife guy. You gotta get a wife.

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Hm.

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I think we're doing a seven wives for seven brothers, uh, thing.

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Okay.

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That's what we're doing next.

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Is that how I get a coat?

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I, I'm assuming so. That's how I get most of my stuff. (laughs)

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All right. Guess I'm gonna go force a marriage somehow.

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I think it's a good idea.

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Just, uh-

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I think it's a good idea.

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... really jump feet-first into it so I can get a coat.

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Well, uh, there's TV shows you can jump on.

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That's true.

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Yeah, see?

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Yeah.

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Done.

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All right.

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Boom.

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That's what I'll be doing.

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TV shows.

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So, uh, today, we got an episode to go over, Jordan.

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Yep.

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We're gonna be talking about December 4th.

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Okay.

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2024.

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All right.

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12/4/24.

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Is that a... Wasn't there a thing that was supposed to happen on a 12/4 one time?

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I don't know.

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Maybe 12/4/12? No, that was 12/12/12.

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12-

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No, that was 12/21/12.

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21/12 was the end of the world.

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Right. Right, right, right, right.

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Yeah.

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I always forget when the world ends.

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December 7th was Pearl Harbor.

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(laughs) Right, 'cause that, we watched the episode of Matter, of Time Tunnel.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So we know that for sure.

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We know that for sure.

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Uh, no. There was nothing, uh, super eventful, uh, that was supposed to happen on that day.

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Dang.

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And, uh, nothing happens that's that eventful on Alex's show.

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That I believe.

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But we're gonna talk about it anyway.

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(laughs)

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Uh, but first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks.

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Ooh, that's a great idea.

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So first, "Just joined at the wonk tier after months of listening so I can challenge Jordan to, uh, First to

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Five in Sparkling Zero. Also love the content and listening

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as you guys debunk Mr. Jones." Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you. Uh, next, shoutout from Joel. "To my

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sister, Eve, the number-one devil-worshiping, g- globalist-controlled

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evil mantis in my heart." Thank you so much. You are now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you. Next, Joel. "I'm sorry I sold all your gyroids to play, uh, to pay

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rent. That raccoon had my balls in a vice." Thank you so much. You are now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you very much.

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Is that a reference to something?

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Sometimes I feel like we j- people just speak completely different languages-

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Mm-hmm.

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... using the same-

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Sure.

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Yeah.

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I don't... I have no idea.

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No clue what that means.

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Uh, we got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan.

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Ooh.

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So thank you so much to... "Knowledge fight kept me sane

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during my big, dumb unemployment arc, and now that it's over, here's somebody

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thinking about..." You are now a technocrat.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Four stars. Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.

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Someone, someone's sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.

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Daddy Sharp. Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.

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Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.

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He's a loser little, little titty baby. I don't wanna hate black people. I renounce Jesus Christ.

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Thank you so much.

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Ah, thank you very much.

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And congratulations on the job.

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Mm-hmm.

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So here, uh, we have, we start off.

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Yes.

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And Alex spends, mm, about the first hour of the show, probably, rambling.

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Just dicking around.

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Well, no. Aggressively ranting-

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All right.

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... about how the globalists are trying to pre-program so they can do civil unrest and false flags-

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Sure.

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... and all this. It's, it's kind of exhausting.

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Okay.

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And I said they'll also try to pull the rug out

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from the economy, which they're doing, and I've got that today. But I also said the pre-programming

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is not clear. It's 100% crystal.

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So it's not my opinion

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that they are everywhere and they're intensifying it.

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Out of the blue, with no evidence, saying white supremist armies

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are gonna blow up the power grid, working with Trump and the Russians, and they, the FBI leads mentally ill

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people and then busts them in the process to create the illusion that's real.

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Literally synthetic, completely

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manufactured. And they're gonna kill migrants en masse once Tom Homan goes out

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and starts arresting the illegal alien

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smugglers and the rest of them.And I told

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you you'd see the mayors and people say we're gonna physically resist them, and they're gonna try to get

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civil unrest going.

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So if you're a regular listener, you're like,

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"We already know this. We've heard this 100 times." Well, we're not just here to

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know interesting information. We're here as Paul Reveres.

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That means you, the resistance,

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the populists, the American people, and others around the world,

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everybody's affected by this.

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As goes America, so goes the world.

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That they are 100%

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planning mass attacks, mass shootings, bombings of illegal aliens

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as soon as Trump gets in.

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They are 100% gonna hit the power grid and blame Trump

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supporters. They're already doing it.

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They are 100% gonna blow up a Black, big Black church or

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a

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Black college, and then

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they're gonna have unrest, burning down half the country.

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And then when Trump tries to stop it, that's when they're gonna kill him.

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And then they're gonna just trigger an ongoing civil war as the smokescreen

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for the political persecution and the shift of America to total totalitarianism.

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Here's the good news, though. We've got their plan. We're gonna stop it.

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It's good news.

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If you raise the alarm, it's up to you.

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Debatably, that's great news.I- I'm,

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I'm stoked.Sure. So we talk about this a bit, but the dynamic here is that Alex knows

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that people on his side of the fence are not gonna be satisfied with whatever Tom Homan does in

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terms of deportations, and there's a pretty decent chance they'll feel entitled to

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take matters into their own hands a little bit.

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Vigilantism makes sense when you're fighting against human traffickers trying to invade the country.

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And these people would have good reason

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to believe that Trump would pardon them for

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any crimes they might commit in the process of protecting the United States.

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That's all fine, and Alex's entire goal here is just to protect his

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business from the possible association he could end up having

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with someone who kills a bunch of Hispanic people. What I'm confused about, though, is how

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this doesn't connect with the shooting of Brian Thompson, the United Healthcare CEO.

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At about 6:45 the morning of this episode, a guy who was dressed in what Alex would describe as an

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Antifa uniform shot and killed the CEO of United Healthcare and then just disappeared.

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The shooter had written a message on the

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bullet casings that made it very clear that this was a targeted

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killing inspired by UHC's practice of avoiding paying out claims for insurance.

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In the aftermath of the shooting, which was caught on surveillance video, people on social media from all

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sides of the political spectrum clowned on the CEO who had just been

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killed. I'm sure that reaction wasn't universal, but it was

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far more broad than I've seen in the past. There

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was very little concern for this crime having been committed because on some

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visceral level, a ton of people felt like this was basically a justified

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act. This insurance company made a practice of trying as hard as they could to not pay

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for people's treatments in the pursuit of

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maximizing profits. In effect, they valued

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money over the preservation of human life, which has real-life consequences.

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Everyone knows the experience of being denied by their insurance company or has a loved one who has, and

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a lot of folks aren't too distantly connected to people who may have died or had their lives ruined by debt

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because of the decisions made by disconnected profit-driven CEOs.

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And thus, a lot of otherwise empathetic and decent people were entirely willing to shrug when one of these

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CEOs was killed on the street. It wasn't that they condoned murder.

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It was that they couldn't be bothered to care.

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I have a pretty standard policy of not

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celebrating death, uh, even with bad people. I think it's bad

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for you as a practice, and it grows out of a place that isn't super productive. But

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I also want to stress that I'm not gonna judge

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people for engaging in it. There's a catharsis you get, and mocking something like this

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is meant to be an act of defiance against a culture that you might

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feel is asking you to revere this CEO.

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I don't want to go too far into the weeds with

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this, but it's important context that this was all over social media in the hours before Alex

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got on air this day. If he's trying to spin some

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yarn about manufactured events meant to kick off social unrest, he's just had a

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meatball thrown right over home plate to him. This could hardly be

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more prime for him to call it a PSYOP. I mean, think about it.

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There's a Robin Hood-type mystery assassin killing a healthcare

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CEO, an act that many people, uh, who i- they experienced it as a who cares level event.

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The public support for the killer is surprisingly high

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in a way that Alex should think is gonna cause him to become a symbol like the Joker.

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This is exactly the sort of thing that he should think the globalists would

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do in order to foment civil war, and yet he's not bringing this

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up when he's talking about civil unrest. It's all these fantasies about race war and all this stuff.Yeah.

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Yeah. Who was the... So, uh, the, the, what was it?

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It's not

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Amelie. (laughs) No.That was the French movie.No, no, no, no. It was the, the Russian, uh, the daughter,

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the long-lost daughter of the Romanovs,

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right?Mm-hmm.There we go. We get another one of those in about 30 years.Hmm.That's what I'm saying.

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You, you gotta look at the bright side of things.Are you sure it wasn't Amelie?

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(laughs) I, I'm not. I'm genuinely not now.Amelie Poulain?I

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don't know for sure. I don't know for

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sure.You should go rewatch that movie. (laughs) I don't know if I should.

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(laughs) So there's a reason that Alex is engaging with this in this way and not

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getting into this, and-Yeah.... it's an uncomfortable area of his

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ideology that he probably knows he can't square. His fake appeal to populism demands that he support the

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shooter, but his true beliefs demand that he support the CEO.

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If he supports the shooter or even just doesn't

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freak out about the killing, he loses a lot of credibility on the subject of law and order and how much he's

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so concerned about migrant crime and all this. This was a CEO being murdered on the

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street. He's lost his mind when nonwhite people have done

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far less. Conversely, if he supports the CEO, he backs himself into a place where

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he's lost touch with the public's understandable and righteous

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anger at the insurance industry. There's no good angle for him here, and there's a lot of

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phony populist types on the right who are going to learn that (laughs) pretty difficult lesson.

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But this should be something that would be like exactly

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front and center for him.I mean, yeah, you know,

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I, I, I suppose ironically, for him to bring it front and center

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would be him doing what the globalists

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he despises,

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uh, imaginarily are doing.Mm-hmm.So he's, he's, he's, uh,

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he has to pretend it didn't even happen.But

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is, i- okay, so now let me ask you this.Sure.Is pretending it didn't happen a tactic in the information war?

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Like-Yeah.... is, i- so there is n-The, the, uh, b- b- but

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misinformation, disinformation is important for

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both enemies and allies-But this isn't either of those things.... according to Sun Tzu.This isn't

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either of those things. (laughs) This is nothing.

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This is talking about something that

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desperately feels like it should connect to a news

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item-Sure.... and ignoring it entirely. (laughs) Listen-This isn't

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disinformation or misinformation. It's-This, the, the general doesn't need to

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share troop movements with the m- with the ground

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troops, man.Mm-hmm.That, sometimes that's a detriment to the overall

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strategy.I understand.Sometimes they just gotta not know.Yeah.

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I guess, I guess- (laughs) ... if there is no

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good answer and any angle you take on it would

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kinda hurt, maybe you just never know.And in the world we live in, next year, next

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week nobody's gonna remember, so it'll be fine.Hmm.Yeah.There's a decent chance.Yeah,

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it'll be fine.But wait, I thought that was glaring.

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I just thought, like, "Okay, he's gotta cover this,"

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but I-It does feel like that's right there.First of all, it's

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someone being murdered on the street, on surveillance camera,

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CEO of a health insurance company.Sure.The

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guy clearly is making a statement about health insurance-Sure.... and, uh,

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the industry as a whole.Sure.There's political ramifications of this act

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in a major way.Yeah.So you'd think that a s- like a, um, you know, a political news show would cover it.

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But then I also know that Alex's show is just a shithead who talks about stuff that's on social media.

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This was all over social media. This was all everyone was talking about.Yeah.You'd think that

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based on that alone, he would be into this, but he seems resistant.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I do- I don't know. I don't know, we, uh... You know, uh, you-

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you start getting... You start saying people should be mad at rich people and what next?

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They find out how rich you are- Uh-oh. ... that's trouble. Instead, let's just talk about

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fantasies about migrant violence. Whee. It does feel like he's feeling pretty negative, though,

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about not being able to talk about... I mean, this- this

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is a tragic Alex Doesn't Feel Good story of the

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future. Uh, it's true. He... Well, but- but he did say that they have the

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answer to- Oh, that we're gonna stop it. They could. That's

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true. If you promote him enough. That's right. Yeah.

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Now, they're all over the news,

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and I'll go over it in a moment, saying

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he's gonna use the military to attack the people. He's gonna kill the

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migrants. He's gonna kill the Black people with no evidence.

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His supporters working with Putin are gonna knock out the electrical grid, and we keep

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catching the feds literally running mentally ill

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people they recruit online who think they're in some type of Nordic cult

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and they... And then, they're commanded to go out and try to blow up power stations.

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Every week, they're busting another

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group to create the chatter and say, "See, we stopped all

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these, but whoa, we couldn't stop the big one." And they've pre-programmed

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that the cyberattack will make COVID look like a minor inconvenience.

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And so, Putin with Trump, with the white supremacists, knocks the power out

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in different areas.

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The left's uprising. There's a mass attack on

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a migrant demonstration in Denver or where... New York or wherever they... Uh, th- the Chicago.

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Somebody shoots a couple hundred people. They find the

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patsy. He- he's dead, though. He's a Trump supporter.

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He gets off five magazines into the crowd of men, women, children.

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Little two-year-old Paco gets shot in the face. You see his face everywhere.

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Jesus Christ man.

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And

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the- the Pentagon,

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two days after Trump won the election,

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put out publicly that

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Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin and the other

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military leadership, the civilian and military leadership of the Pentagon, were meeting on how to stop

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Trump giving illegal orders and martial law.

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See, they're gonna provide

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the crises and then when Trump

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gives the orders, then they have the military coup.

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And you've seen the movie Civil War where the military comes and the Secret Service

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doesn't desert the president. Well, the military just kills them, too. So, they've

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all scripted it. It's all right there.

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It's all right there. You just gotta watch that movie

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Civil War and you'll be able to predict the future. Some dude made a movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

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Maybe we should watch that movie. I have a question. Um- 'Cause

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I- Do you want... Is it, do you wanna watch that movie? No. I saw it. Not that great. Mm-hmm. Uh, um,

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am I... Should I be more worried about Nordic cults? 'Cause I haven't been hearing a lot about

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Woden recently. Hmm. And I don't know. Should I be more concerned? There's a, there's an

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overlap with, uh, some white supremacist groups that have- Sure. No, I understand

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that. ... you know... That's what he's signaling to. But I'm just not... Uh, no, no, for sure. I'm just not

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hearing about it, like, recently. Mm-hmm. I remember, you know,

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early 2000s, I feel like, you know, there was a lot of metal bands who were killing each other, uh, for

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metal reasons. Sure. I don't, I don't know about too many Nordic cults

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these days. Um, maybe, maybe it's a little bit, uh, uh, uh,

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less... I mean, metal is not as big as it once was. Sure, it's a little more niche. S-... That could be part of

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why you're seeing less. That's possible. Um,

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yeah, I don't know. Maybe people are underplaying their Nordic

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cult-ness. I think that might be possible. Yeah.

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Um, but it... Look, I mean, like, these, uh, attacks on the

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power grid type stuff, they- they happen. Like- Sure. ... it's, it's a real thing that

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happens. Sure. It predates any of the Trump shit. Sure. It's just increasing in

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prevalence lately. It doesn't predate Woden, though. I don't... Who... What does? (laughs)

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That is the ultimate question. Yeah. (laughs) So, basically this whole first hour of his show is just

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protracted- Yeah. ... screaming and

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rambling about how the plan is- Yeah. ... that the globalists are going to kill a bunch of immigrants or maybe

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migrant right protestors or bomb a Black church or something like this. Sure. And

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then, that is going to force Trump's hand into calling out the military in order to suppress this, uh,

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rebellion or whatever. Yeah. And then, that will prompt

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the people to do a coup on Trump because he's becoming a dictator. Right. So, that's really what the, the

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storyline is- Yeah. ... through this. Based

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on our... I mean, we've been doing this for quite some time- Yeah. ... now. I think

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the quota for exploded Black churches at this point is... Has to be

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w-... Uh, just out of control. And yet- Mm-hmm. ... I have not seen

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exploded... I, I mean, maybe again, I'm not

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paying attention. You're saying that that

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didn't lead to calling in the military? Well, I mean, I just haven't seen... He's predicted

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several hundred- That's true. ... Black churches exploded

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by now. Yeah, it seems to be we're in a state of that

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constantly happening. Yeah. Um, I don't know, but, like, in terms of

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political intrigue- Sure. ... I think that this is a little bit better

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scripted for Alex than, like, Obama is going to turn the US into a caliphate

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and all of the senators will become dukes. Yeah. Like, I

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think it's a little better than that. Yeah. In terms of... Like, just from a... Your writing

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standpoint. Totally, totally. Um,

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but it is stupid. Less fun. Yeah. Yeah. So, this

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is fun, though. Okay. This next clip I thought was just really silly. All right.

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And they could still kill Trump now. They could still blow up his plane with a surface-to-air missile now.

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That... Believe me, they're trying. They could still poison Trump now,

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but

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then he becomes a martyr and, and you get JD Vance and they're... They're still gonna try, but

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I don't think they'll succeed, but-

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Why are they still gonna try?

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(laughs) If the a- That makes no sense. Right. Their heart's not in it. They don't actually want the end

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goal of doing the thing, but they're still gonna do it. Why? Is there, is there like,

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"Oh, well, we don't wanna disappoint our kids." Right. They're like, they're just really into it

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and it, it's, you know, it's bad... Honestly, it's bad for business, but they've been

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hounding me. We're pot committed to

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killing Trump, so we don't like what's gonna happen, but- Yeah. ... we just gotta put our chips

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in there. (laughs) Yeah, so here's the thing

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from the writing standpoint. (laughs) It's so stupid. Here's the thing from the

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writing standpoint, though, is that

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if your bad guy is planning to surface-to-air missile, you can't already have that bad guy have

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access to surface-to-air missiles.

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It has to be like a, the reason they're going to try- Yeah. ... the try part is, like,

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a ragtag band gets access to it for, like, five seconds and then fires. Sure. They can't be like,

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"Oh, uh, sorry, we were just making a phone call, but I-

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I'm out in the woods. I'm on a retreat, so

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we'll try and kill him when I make a phone call when I get back next week," you know? Right.

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How about this, too, you dipshit? Like, not you, Alex. So, if it... No, I'm f-... It's fair. Um,

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the Democrats and the globalists and all them are in control of the government right now. Why don't they

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coup themselves? Yes, right now! Radio- It's

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easier. Right. (laughs) It's easier! And we would all

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believe that Biden died of natural causes in a heartbeat. Right. There... But there's, there's, like,

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why would you wait until- And then I would win my bet that there would be a female president. (laughs)

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I just, I think it's so dumb and so desperate for,

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to, to keep things kind of, like, seeming interesting. Yeah. This idea that, like,

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"They still might kill Trump. They don't really want

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to. They're kinda non-committal about it, but, bah." They gotta try. Yeah. I... It's

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ba-... It's bananas. Really dumb. Yeah. So, Alex has a really long rant that he does about this false flag

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idea that he has. Yeah. And I, I thought this really summed it up well. Okay.

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The Pentagon's meeting. This is illegal.

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You guys are planning a coup, and when Trump responds to your blue state uprising coup

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and civil war and secession, which John Podesta's called for, is an official

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plan, you're gonna call the response to your illegal operation a coup.

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You guys are planning an uprising like the mayor of

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Denver. Boom! You're done.

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Whoa.

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All right, we're gonna start the next hour. I'm done talking about this. You've got your warning.

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(laughs)

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It's up to you now to share this hour and get it out.

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(laughs)

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Your future hangs in the balance, so does mine.

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(laughs)

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Big time.

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These people wanna break your will and totally enslave you. Listen, I make it easy-

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Here it is.

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... to support this broadcast.

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Here it is.

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I'm rolling up my sleeves. I'm telling you 110%.

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Come on, baby. (laughs)

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And I sell you amazing products that will enrich your life, that you're gonna

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love and wanna order again and again, but

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so many of you never go to the alexjonesstore.com and get great Patriot apparel.

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That's a tragedy. So this was at the end of a very long rant where Alex was

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arguing that the media is talking about the danger of Trump using the military as a

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domestic police force because they had a script that the globalists had given them, which was

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meant to create a false uprising, uh,

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that Trump would need to use the military to

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suppress, thereby trapping him into using the military as a domestic police force.

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Ultimately, it seems like Alex's thinking is that

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it's a foregone conclusion that Trump will be using the military as a domestic police force.

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He's just deeply invested in justifying it.

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It's like he's totally fine with everything he's supposed to be against, so long as it's being

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done in response to something he can say is fake.

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I was thinking about what he's doing and what the end goal of it could be, and I can only really come up with one

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thing that he might be working toward.

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The whole conception he has is that the globalists are going to false-flag

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kill a bunch of immigrants or pro-immigration protestors, which

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is going to be the pretense that Trump will be pressured into

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using... uh, to bring the military out domestically.Sure.So, what does Alex want?

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In his scenario, one way or another there's going to be this horrific event, whether it's a false flag or

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not, so his purposes aren't really served by encouraging

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more people to carry out attacks. But his goal also can't be to

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stop this attack, because that's not even something he has the power to do. He thinks that the

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globalist team is the one planning that, so even if

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100% of Alex's audience doesn't get violent, it's still gonna happen.

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He can't be preaching restraint, because that has no bearing on whether or not this happens.

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What Alex is trying to achieve is making the average person

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not care about atrocities that are carried agout... out against marginalized groups.

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The aim is to override the natural human instinct to care when you see people being hurt.

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If the problem is that Trump will overreact when the globalists

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false-flag kill a bunch of people, then the solution is to get people

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not to care about that false-flag killing of a bunch of people. The goal is more accurately to

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shift the direction of blame that, uh, could be given

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in the event of such a tragedy happening

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to way, uh, places that are convenient for him. If

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you pay attention, this is what a great deal of his, uh, content is all about, lying to

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shift where his audience direct their emotional response to tragedies

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generally to make sure the things that he cares about aren't affected, and that is the game

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that he's playing here with all of this. He doesn't give a shit about the notion of Trump

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using the military as a police force. He doesn't give a shit about the notion of,

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you know, potential white supremacists, Nordic cults killing-Yeah.... migrants.I mean, I, I, I think,

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I think you're right, but at the same time it's strange, because,

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you know, it's like,

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uh, you know, not that long ago we had the Muslim ban, and the Supreme Court upheld most of that. So

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Trump, if he wants to do the, you know, no immigrants thing,

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I'm, I'm sorry, but the Supreme Court hasn't been... hasn't become

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more interested in the Constitution-It's true. It's true.... since

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that time period.Yep.So it feels like,

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it feels like

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he's pl... he's ha... he's got a playbook

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that doesn't actually apply to the circumstances.Sort of.'Cause you got, you... it's kind of, you know,

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it's kind of like you got a clean slate, you know? You got a clea... or a clean

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sweep.Yeah.You know? You're gonna get what you want, so why-There, there is

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very little institutional power that people have

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to oppose whatever-Yeah.... Trump might want to do-Yeah.... at this point.Yeah. There's really no

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reason to, to cause a rucku... (laughs) I

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mean, you know?Well, there's a reason to

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cause a ruckus.Sure, there's always a reason to cause a ruckus.Yeah.Obviously.And I think that that's

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sort of also behind a little of what, uh, Alex is saying, is that, like, there isn't, like, some court

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thing that he's afraid of.Yeah.Probably there's

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protests that are the biggest threat to

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them-I mean, I suppose.... right now.Yeah.Um...Yeah, it's almost like he's...

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Yeah.

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Yeah,

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I just, I don't understand, you know?He wants to-I think everybody's gotta realign

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on-He wants to create cover for people who might, uh,

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terrorize and kill protesters.Sure.And I think that's something that he's, you know,

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he's into.Yeah, yeah.So, um, we... At this point, Alex played a little video.Yeah.And

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I am g... I just, I, I can't handle it, but I'm gonna play it

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for you.Okay.I'm gonna play a bit of it for you.All right.Um,

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this is a Harry Potter AI video of Alex and Trump. Alex is Hagrid and, uh, Trump is Harry Potter. (laughs)

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(sighs)

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Yeah.Okay, so... (sighs) Mm-hmm.When

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do you just go, like, "Oh, The Truman Show is real

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regardless of whether it is or not?"Mm-hmm.You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't even need to

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know anymore.We're getting closer. We're getting closer.Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna live as though

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everybody is watching a TV show of my life and that makes sense of all of

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this, right?Sure.Yeah.So there's some language, uh, that'll be in these videos that,

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uh, are... isn't great, and, uh-Sure, I imagine

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not.... I, I apologize in advance, but

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I didn't make the video and Alex is airing it.Oh, God.So here's where we start.All right.

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You must be mistaken, kind sir. I'm just a regular guy.

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Bullshit. You're a wizard, Donny.

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Oh, God.

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(laughs) Just...

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Jones Grit, I don't want this to come off too

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autistic,

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but I just get the sense that you're a really good guy.

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Well, thanks for saying that, Donny. Anyhoo,

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you know how your parents are dead? If we don't step up, e- everybody, everyone is gonna have dead parents.

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That makes me upset, Jones Grit, in a huge way, actually. What do we do?

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Let's go get you some school supplies.

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These don't seem like regular school supplies.

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Oh, that's 'cause you're not going to regular school.

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Welcome to Tismheart. I am Professor Muskledore.

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Fun fact about me, I'm angry about the way things are going in the world.

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This is a real bummer. So Musk is introduced as

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Dumbledore there, and then the video becomes, uh, his, uh, picture on the

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front page of a newspaper with the headline questioning if he's evil.

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Then it zooms in on an article with the headline, quote, "Is Your

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Owl Gay?" Which reads, quote, "Potentially. It's complicated.

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Here are ten surefire ways to create a safe environment for you and your gay owl."

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This was written by someone with a really subtle name, a p- pen name of Lezzie Lezzington.

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Cool.Hmm.Here, there's another headline, uh, titled, quote, "Why Having a Family Isn't Okay."

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The body of that article says, quote, "In a world where we can barely keep our Wi-Fi connection

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stable, it's shocking that some people still think having a family is a good idea.

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I mean, in the grand scheme of things, is there anything

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more outdated, inconvenient, and downright unproductive than the concept of a family?"

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That was written by a reporter, uh, Randy

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McChucklefuck. And, uh, the, the main article, that is w... about whether or not Elon Muskledore is evil

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(laughs) was written by someone with the byline, quote, "A Concerned Fat Chick."Oh.

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Well-

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Lost some... Th- there's l- losing some subtly in this.

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I mean, uh... (lip trills)

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So it's interesting, not because this really

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means anything, but because this is what passes for good, like, satire in folks who are in Alex's audience.

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They really feel like this is lampooning the

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news, because they think that outlets like The New York

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Times are just reporting on how the family is bad and how your owl might be gay. This feels

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real to them, so these jokes don't seem sad and insane.

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But even beyond that, I could see this video as being a satire itself attacking the Trump world.

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The level of sycophantic adoration they have for people like Trump and Musk is a parody of itself

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and this video is made to revel in that adoration. It's deeply pathetic, and

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I would say the same thing about an identical video that was made about, like,

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AOC or Harris. It reveals an infantile way of thinking about the world and makes me very sad.

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So of course we're gonna hear some more of it.

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Oh, God.

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We're gonna hear all of it.

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Oh, no. No.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Not the... It's more?

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Oh, yeah.

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But they beat the joke into the ground already.

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Oh, yeah. So they, they, uh, th- you know, uh, Trump is a wizard.

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Sure.

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And Harry is, uh, is, uh, r- uh, Alex's, uh, Hagrid coming to Jonesgrid.

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What I'm, all I'm hearing is that they're all one big dead horse already getting hit right now.

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But we gotta meet some of the professors-

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No, we-

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... at the university.

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Oh, God.

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Yeah, we do. Yeah.

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Jesus Christ.

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He better be one of 'em.

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(upbeat music plays) ... but my passion is purging the school of fat kids. They're disgusting, okay?

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Class, who can tell me why Billington Gatesom and Anton Faucinius belong in Azkaban?

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Happy holidays, Donny.

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It's pronounced Merry Christmas. Semi-related, your father

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seems like he is on a first name basis with the devil.

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So RFK is Snape. Uh, and then that next

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voice that you hear is Liz Churchill, who's just a deranged Twitter user (laughs) and not really relevant

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outside of that space at all. And then that last exchange is Trump and

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Alexander Soros, who I guess is the Slytherin kid? Who, who- (laughs)

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Is that just the sa- it just stuck with the same name?

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Yeah, it's Alexander Soros, uh, but he, he has like a,

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I'm just d- eh, it was, w- it's AI generated.

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Uh, no, no, I'm just saying everybody else h- kinda has a little pun name, you know?

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Um, w- no, I, I, okay, here, it... It does not actually say, uh, his name, it's-

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Oh, okay, okay. Sorry.

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They flash up a Twitter handle.

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Gotcha. Okay.

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And so you, and so you know it's Liz Churchill.

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Okay.

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They don't actually have a-

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It's like a gamer tag while you're in a virtual space kinda thing, hanging up over your head, b-

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Yeah.

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Yeah, okay, I gotcha.

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They don't have a name like, uh, Jonesgrid.

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Right, right, right.

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(laughs)

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Jesus Christ, what's the point of AI

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if, if it's not even coming up with a name for Alexander Soros? That's not even hard.

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Alexander Sorius-Black, it's done. I've already done it. It took two seconds.

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Yeah.

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Brutal.

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So now, in a moment of real meta

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situation-

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Yeah. Yeah.

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... J.K. Rowling herself shows up within the parody world of Harry Potter.

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Interesting.

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Yeah.

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Who i- hmm.

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She's another professor.

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Pop quiz. Trans women are...

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Weaponized mentally ill men dressed like special needs tramps, Professor?

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Correct, 75 points to Libertinium.

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Boo!

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So I guess Libertinium is a-

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Boo!

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... one of the schools, uh, in the, yeah.

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So this has gotten super meta, because now J.K. Rowling is in a parody of her own work as the

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transphobia professor at Hogwarts, which if you missed it, is called

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Tismhart, because they, they like to, uh, play around with au- autism. Uh, yeah.

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Oh!

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Jesus.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Okay.

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They, uh, you know when you have people-

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All right.

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... like, uh, Elon Musk and a lot of those folks, uh, talking about like

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weaponized autism as the memes and, and stuff, and it's, it's pretty gross.

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Oh! Okay, cool.

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Yeah.

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Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

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So the person who answers Rowling's question

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is someone who goes by the name the Redheaded

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Libertarian on Twitter. I have no idea who she is, but I guess she works for or did work for Tim Pool in the past.

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Sure.

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Good for her getting the nod to be in this, uh, stupid video, though.

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I mean, hey, it's a who's who.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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It's-

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Of which is what an owl would say about it.

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(laughs) Is that owl gay?

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(laughs)

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Maybe.

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(laughs) It is.

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I got Ted Science.

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I mean, who knows? Yeah. No.

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Who knows indeed?

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Do you need 10?

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(laughs)

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Whatever.

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So Alex has a, a spell.

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Okay.

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Uh, uh, this is, this is where we, we finish off the video.

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All right.

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(heavy metal music plays) They've got their using blood magic, (clears throat)

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but we've got spells they've never heard of, like 1776-ma Maxima. That one melts commies' faces off.

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We're coming for you, Schwabgamort.

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(laughs)

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(laughs)

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(laughs)

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That's so embarrassing.

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Oh, boy.

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It's so funny that Klaus Schwab is Voldemort.

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Mm-hmm.

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He doesn't even run the World Economic Forum anymore.

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And he's unemployed, right?

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They've over-invested in him as a villain-

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Yeah.

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... and now this just looks so dumb.

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Yikes.

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This is childish nonsense, and the fact that Alex takes the time

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to play this on his show tells you all you need to know about how serious he is.

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Essentially, this is supposed to be bait.

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The best way that these shitheads can get traffic and attention is by fighting with people online.

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The easiest way to do that is to say and do provocative shit that you

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know is gonna incite a reaction, like calling the school Tismhart

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and throwing in that chunk with Rowling and the transphobia.

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This is meant to make people mad as a marketing strategy, which is a real

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bummer, but it also in the process reveals

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some pretty

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infantile ways that they deal with, uh, issues.

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Yeah. Yeah. I will-

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So that's fun.

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But now how about this, though? It did give me an idea for a

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sequel to Red Dawn

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called Red Dawn versus Potter-

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Okay.

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... where Potter, Harry Potter and co.

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Communists.

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Uh-huh.

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Boom! Wolverines, baby. Now we've got magic-

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Wolverines and wizards.

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We've got a spell that melts commies' faces. It's not one of the forbidden curses.

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They don't even know about it over there.

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Mm-hmm.

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It writes itself from there.

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I, I, I think we stop this podcast and get on it right now.

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I think that's what we gotta do.

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So now I... I'm sorry about this in advance.

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(laughs) Great.

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But when I saw this video, it reminded me that I'd seen another video exactly like this-

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Oh.

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... on Alex's show in the past.

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Jesus.

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It was an AI thing that was done by the same person-

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Oh my God.

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... but it was about the X-Men.

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We need to get rid of AI.

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And so now I'm gonna play that for you.

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I never realized that, you know, when you watch The Matrix or

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AI or,

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uh, the robots movie, I, Robot, you know, you, you're like, oh,

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AI is a threat for all of the threatening reasons that it could be. Wrong!

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Mm-mm.

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This is why we need to defeat AI, just this.

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Yeah.

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It doesn't need to take over the grid or anything like that. This already justifies getting rid of it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I, and, uh, I don't think you're gonna revise that opinion as we, as we go through this.

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I get that.

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And I should tell you in advance, uh, Elon Musk is Professor X and, uh-

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Great.

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... T- Trump is Wolverine.

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Great!

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Hey Wills, what is this place?

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Great.

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It's a school for

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remarkable misfits, not unlike yourself, Donny Jay.

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Here, we turn the autistic into leaders, patriots, and heroes. Let me give you a tour.

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You had me at autistic, lead the way, Professor.

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So this is a, a bummer.

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Sure.

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Um, but I think it's a great setup, because you now have the school for gifted youngsters-

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Sure.

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... and you can have all of these figures in the right-wing media who are the X-Men.

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Sure.

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This is great!

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Sure.

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(laughs) E- it's, it's ripe for, uh,

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for comedy.

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Sure. So I take it this person is not making, uh, uh, satirical pieces. This is sycophantic...

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... nonsense.

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That's the sense that I get.

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Okay.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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I don't think it's... Uh, I mean, I think it's supposed to be a

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joke in some ways, or at least expression of humor, but it's-

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Sure. I think there's a community where that would make sense of this, right?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Not us.

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So the first student that they come across, what do you know, it's Alex Jones.

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What a surprise.

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We gathered the best and brightest from around the world to

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combat the forces of darkness.

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Of jubilee.

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Let me get a roll call already, you delightful cripple.

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Take Alex for example. His power's identifying globalists.

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That's a globalist.

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Well done, Alex.

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Impressive. Show me more, you low altitude genius.

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So Beast's power wasn't identifying globalists, but Alex is clearly Beast. Like he's blue and-

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Yeah.

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... he has his shirt off.

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Yeah.

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I'm kind of splitting hairs, but there's no reason for him to have been blue and clearly Beast-

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Yeah.

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... and not... And B- G- Beast's power isn't like, "Oh, that... I c-... Ah, I see this."

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Yeah. Beast was, uh, Beast was just, like, a regular super genius and then his-

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His agility and shit.

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... mutation was the, the Beasty part.

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Yeah.

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The Beasty Boy part.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yes.

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So in the video there's a chalkboard with a stick figure with the name Soros above it.

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Good.

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And then it cuts to Alex as Beast with his shirt off pointing to it saying, "That's a globalist."

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That's fair. That's fair.

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Just amazing stuff.

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That's fair.

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Solid work.

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Yep.

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So, uh, there's a, uh, a repeat appearance that I was kind of surprised by-

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Okay.

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... uh, here as the next student.

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This is Josie. She's a constitutional scholar who isn't afraid to call people retards. Very promising.

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I don't find that uninspiring.

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Totally.

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Totally. So this is the red-headed libertarian again, whose

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name is apparently Josie Globach. I don't think that she's a constitutional

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scholar, though. That educational background seems absent from her bio

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wherever it's been posted, although when she

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wrote, uh, one article, uh, that was defending Robert Kraft (laughs) , uh, y- on The Federalist-

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Sure.

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... she was credited as a, quote, "neuromuscular

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therapist". I'm gonna guess that means that she did massage therapy-

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Yeah.

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... which is fine, but it's quite a leap from

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whatever her actual credentials are to constitutional scholar.

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Sure.

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I guess it's cool that she likes to use hurtful language. I guess that makes her pretty special.

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I think she's supposed to be Jean Grey.

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(inhales through teeth)

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I think.

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Ah, man. Yeah, you know, you hear some of that and sometimes you just go, "Oh, you're one of those."

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Mm.

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You're... It's... We're t-

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It's bait.

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I'm not doing this.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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They're trying to outrage people and-

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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... be like, "Oh, isn't this edgy and offensive?" Come on.

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I've been... We've been doing this for a while, buddy. Yeah.

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Calm down. This is poorly crafted.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So I thought th-... Uh, it's pretty clear to me from my knowledge of the X-Men movies-

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Sure.

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... that Professor X is Musk, Wolverine Trump, Alex is Beast. I think this Josie woman is Pr- uh, Jean Grey.

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Sure.

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She's sort of dressed Jean Grey-ish.

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Sure.

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Um, and then everything just completely falls apart.

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Okay.

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Then there's Joshua. He's a future senator who currently teaches counter-propaganda.

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His colleague Poso's impressive as well.

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Um, 1800leaders.com? My goodness.

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Uh, I'm just getting warmed up, Donny J.

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So Joshua is a guy named Joshua Lisec who's a prominent ghost writer.

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He writes books that other right-wing dipshits like Jack Posobiec, or Poso, uh-

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Sure.

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... put their name on. It's a perfect arrangement because no one's buying a

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book by random guy Josh and someone like Posobiec is too

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famous and busy to write a fucking book, so they come together and they make magic.

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Also, I have no idea who the two are supposed to be in terms of the X-Men.

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If Joshua's a future senator, then he should be Beast since Beast was the politician of the crew.

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Right.

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But they already wasted that on Alex. It doesn't really make sense.

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Doesn't make sense.

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Poso just seems like a dude. He's just standing

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there. He doesn't even... He's not even X-Men coded at all. (laughs)

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Ah, uh, he's just gonna be a future senator. He's just a good dude.

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After this, there's a couple of AI shots meant to depict some Twitter accounts that I guess are cool.

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Jesus.

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One of them is a frog, another is a super buff clown.

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Okay.

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And then there's a body language Twitter account guy-

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Okay.

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... and then the, the guy who... uh, f- Dilbert, Scott Adams. They added a Di-

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Okay.

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... Dilbert guy.

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Is he Dil... Is he Dilbert?

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No. He's just Scott Adams, but muscular.

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Oh.

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Ooh. (laughs)

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(laughs) Yeah. It... They've completely abandoned the premise of making these people look like X-Men.

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Yeah, that's no good.

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Yeah. (laughs)

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That's no good. You gotta g-... It's like-

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It's AI! (laughs)

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Stick it out through the end. Is there a way to program AI to not j- uh, fucking give up halfway through?

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It's like AI, it's, it's not even conceivably that much harder for you

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to cut-... like, just follow through with the idea.

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L- you know, shouldn't one of the prompts be, like, "Also, don't fucking fizzle out"?

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Right.

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Yeah.

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Like, uh, I don't know, make one of the... make the

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fucking, uh, body language expert guy charge up a card with his hand. Ma-

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Doesn't matter.

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Right. Make Scott Adams multiply.

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Any of them. There is no actual thematic resonance-

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No. (laughs)

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... between these people and whatever character, so just choose 'em at random.

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Exactly. Alex doesn't need to be Beast. I guess he kinda does 'cause he's, uh...

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He's a Beasty guy.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. It makes sense one time.

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Once.

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Which makes it even crazier that it's

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AI. The whole idea is that it's supposed to be able to just go, "Oh, we'll make sense every time."

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Put the fucking Cypo- Clops glasses on somebody. It doesn't matter.

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Oh, man.

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No one really is invested in Scott Adams' face.

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I do not need the Terminator. I need this to go away.

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Yeah.

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(laughs)

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Well, there's only one more clip.

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(laughs) Okay.

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So you can enjoy the end of this X-Men parody.

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All right, all right.

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Hey, who's that big fella over there?

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That's Barron. He's only beginning to explore the depths of his power, but he's

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essential in the fight to come.

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Against whom exactly?

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Mainly NPCs and perverts.

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So I guess for the purposes of this video, Trump doesn't recognize his own son, which is

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cool. (laughs) That's, that says, uh, something-

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That actually makes perfect sense.

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Yeah.

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That's the most realistic part of this video.

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So when Elon says that the enemy is these

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NPCs, the video shows a bunch of faceless people

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marching, and then it go, it cuts to two leprechauns holding hands...

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I like that.

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... and the Twitter handles of the Krasenstein brothers over their heads. (laughs)

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Okay.

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So the enemies that, uh, they have, these X-Men have, are the NPC army and-

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Sure.

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... the Krasenstein brothers as depicted as leprechauns.

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Right.

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(laughs) So...

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You know, I mean, I'm, I'm gonna say this, uh, usually I would expect a lot more racism outta that.

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Mm-hmm.

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I do like the inexplicable turn towards leprechauns.

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Mm-hmm.

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I like that. That's a delight.

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Well, it's meant to insult them a little bit, but it-

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Sure.

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... fun- it's a fun game because the Krasensteins will

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only respond in ways that are productive and feed into the right-wing shitheads

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at the X-Men schools who have produced-

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Oh, they... Yeah, they love that shit.

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Yeah. There's a-

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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There's a push and pull between them.

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There's a symbiotic relationship.

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And that's why they're perfect, uh-

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Yeah.

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... people to be the enemies at the end.

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Yeah. Yeah, but they're leprechauns, so I think we all know how seriously they take them as enemies.

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Yes.

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But you don't know. Leprechauns can fucking pull some shit.

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It's true.

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There's movies in the '70s-

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So it depends. It depends on the- which version of leprechauns we're talking about.

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Oh, totally. They shrink ya and grab you and put you underground. I remember that from one of them.

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Yep. So we get back to the actual show-

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Uh-huh.

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... and Alex has a big revelation. As you may know, Tucker Carlson has gone back to Russia and, uh-

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Okay.

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... he interviewed Sergey Lavrov-

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Sure.

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... the, uh, foreign minister.

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Yeah, why not?

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It's good stuff.

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Good.

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We might talk about it later.

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Okay.

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Um, but Alex was apparently invited on this trip.

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Ooh, that's fun.

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I, uh, you know, got invited to be- be over there in Russia right now

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with, uh,

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Tucker and Tucker's folks, and I just... You know, a week ago I said I... I, I

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said, "Great job going over there trying to stop World War

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III. Great job as a real journalist. Totally support you. You guys are amazing."

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I'm, I'm gonna cover their

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operations here for triggering, uh, for triggering marshal law.

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And, and I don't bring that up to name-drop a story or something or sound important.

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I mean, I get calls all the time by very prominent people that live here in

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Austin, "Hey, let's go out to dinner. Let's go to the comedy club. Hey, let's, uh..."

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Brogan.

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And I'm just like, in the past I'd do that. Sometimes I just go, "Sorry, I c- I can't do that."

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I've, uh, I'm in a war.

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And I'm, I'm, you know, I mean, I'm literally gonna be

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put in prison or killed if the, the bad guys win this round of the fight.

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Uh, and America's gonna be totally screwed, and the

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world, and we're gonna be totally impoverished, living under absolute tyranny. I- I just can't

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screw around any. And, and I, and I wra- and I'm not saying

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Tucker's screwing around, that's the opposite. What I'm saying is,

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I am literally every day saying, "What is the most important thing to cover?

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What is the most important thing I can do?"

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And then I just ramble about how I'm about to cover that thing and never really get to it. (laughs)

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I mean, it's amazing.

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Yeah. (laughs)

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It is apparent.

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It's so much more important than anything else in the world, is for me to, uh, (laughs) ch- kill time.

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Uh, it does feel like if you were going to describe something, you know, like, if you, if you want

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your, if your job description is just your job

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result, as opposed to, you know, what might be on your, your resume or on the, uh, uh, w- a

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help wanted ad, Alex's job is killing time.

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Mm-hmm.

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And he's amazing at it.

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And it's inexcusable, I guess, from the standpoint of him being who he pretends to be-

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Yeah.

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... to not go to Russia.

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Totally.

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That's-

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Absolutely.

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That's insane that he wouldn't.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Tucker's the most important person in the world, and he's literally stopping World War

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III, and you don't want to be an active part of it when you're invited?

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I mean-

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I don't believe this.

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I mean, also, I don't wanna go to R- I, like, I totally get it. I wanna, I don't wanna go to Russia.

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Yeah, I wouldn't either.

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That's so far away. And all, uh, yeah, it's a mess.

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I especially wouldn't want to be Alex Jones interviewing the foreign minister.

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Very dumb.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Fraught with peril.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So anyway, we're in a war.

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Sure.

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Alex can't go with Rogan to the comedy club.

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Yeah.

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He can't hang out. And he also

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can't hang out enough with his kids, because he's in a war.

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Take her fishing, man.

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He can't. He just can't.

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No.

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People ask me all the time, "How are you

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doing, Alex?" "I'm in total war." "Really? Well, uh... " "Yeah. You know you're in a war, right?

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You know you're in a war, right?

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And it's a declared war. The globalists have declared war on teeny humanity. They've declared war

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on the God that made us, the God."

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Nice.

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I'm about to go over all that in a moment.

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Really?

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And-

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Wait, th- that?

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All of it?

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Again, it is not

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incredible,

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it is not heroic, it is not amazing

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to fight this. It is survival.

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This is the priority, people. This is the priority.

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This is the real world. This is game time. This is the crossroads of human destiny right now.

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Right now.

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I love getting home as early as I can with my seven-year-old daughter,

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and playing board games with her, and building a fire outside, and

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putting up Christmas lights. And I'd, and I do spend a couple hours with her every day.

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And I saw my other children. They're adult, um, moved out now. Yesterday, I spent some time with them.

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So I spent three hours with my children yesterday, one with my

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older children, two with my sweet little daughter.

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But

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I have to not be with them,

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because I've got to protect them.

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Just like if I was a soldier away for a year in a war, you think those soldiers wanna leave?

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They have to.

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And I see a bunch of other people not realizing how desperate the situation is!

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Sure.

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We need maximum emergency!

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We're up against the most evil people the world's ever seen! Don't you understand it? Now, I know I see

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this all the time, 'cause I care about

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what you say, so I read 'em. Pfft, when

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I'm on a jag, thousands of your comments

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on X every day on M4 Wars. But usually,

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let's not exaggerate, I probably read

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500 comments a day, 'cause I really care

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about what you're saying. It helps me

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think. And I see it everywhere. I see

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it everywhere. "Uh, you know, his show is important, and I know he knows what he's talking about, but

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God, it's depressing." No, it's not.

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Are you sure? Oh, it's depressing.

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(laughs) Yeah.

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It's very depressing.

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What were you just yelling about? (laughs)

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That was one of the most depressing th- not least of

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which because I just suddenly had a, like, when we started, I never thought we were

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going to see his kids off to college.

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Mm-hmm.

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I did not imagine that was going to be a possibility.

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That is true.

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Yep.

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That is true. We have not paid any attention to them.

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Nope.

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But they have gotten older, and, uh, good for them.

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Pbbt.

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(laughs) I'm sure they have a very uncomplicated

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relationship with the fact-

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I-

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...

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that their dad is

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Alex Jones.

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I imagine so.

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So yeah, that's a bummer. And I- I- I think there's, there's something fun about the idea that Alex is

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just reading through comments obsessively on Twitter,

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and people are like, "Your

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show's

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depressing." (laughs)

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That's dark.

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No, it's not.

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That's dark. You're the one in a spiral of depression from watching the comments.

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Mm-hmm.

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He's gotta stop.

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He should. He should.

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He's, he should.

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Also, his show is depressing.

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Yeah.

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And this is all in service of not covering a story.

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Yep.

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He's just killing time rambling about,

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like, "I'm a soldier who can't see his kids 'cause I'm too dedicated to the war."

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Whatcha gonna do?

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Just do your job, dipshit.

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Ah, come on.

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Um, maybe he will in this next clip. Spoiler alert, he won't.

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Mm.

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But I do understand those listeners saying it's depressing. Do you think-

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No.

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... that I want to shovel the giant, stinking

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piles of shit on my desk right now? Well, that's what Hercules did, was shovel out the Augean Stables,

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and I'd sure like some help doing it.

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You think you don't wanna hear this? You think I wanna tell you this? You think I like this? No. But the

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only way to get 'em off our backs and our

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children's back is to face it, and to get in there with the flies and the crap and to shovel it out. So help me.

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All right, let me tell you what's coming up now.

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Oh my God, it's bad. Oh.

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(laughs)

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Here it is. Pbbt. Ah, there's the Marshall Law Plan stacked right there. That's civil war.

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Sure.

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These freaking demons.

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Sure.

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Sure be nice to stop 'em.

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Sure would be.

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Sure.

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This is not news. You've covered this

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shit already. (laughs) Yeah. It would be nice to stop these demons. It would be nice.

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Dude, this, this, like, conception of this

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shit that's on his desk that he needs to shovel, he put it there. It's the stacks of paper-

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I-

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... that he has put on his own desk.

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It's, it's,

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I don't even know what to say about a microcosm of the universe.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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A Herculean task-

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Yeah.

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... is something that the gods have put in front of Hercules in order, that he needs to do-

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Sure.

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... you know, like, that's that. It's not Hercules set up a task for himself and failed to complete it.

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That's not how it works.

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No.

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He alwa- he, also, he always did it.

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Yeah.

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He was great at it.

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Alex has made his own bed in terms of putting

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100 million piles of paper on his desk. And he has no one to blame for needing to shovel shit but himself.

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Abso- absolutely.

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Bite off what you can chew, ding-dong.

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I don't, it, uh, I mean...

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One thing I thought,

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all right?

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Get Scott Adams outta there, fucking Sorbo.

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What are we doing with AI videos where you don't already have Kevin Sorbo in there as Hercules?

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True.

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When Scott Adams are just Scott Adams?

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I think that Scott Adams maybe is a more potent Twitter figure-

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Sure.

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... than Kevin Sorbo.

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Sure.

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... maybe he's more invested in that space.

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Can't sell him shit as well.

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And these videos, this v- these videos are things that Alex has repurposed from Twitter.

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Right.

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And so they're primarily meant to antagonize and-

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Right. Right, right, right.

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... get retweets.

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Farm engagements.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So I think that Scott Adams might be a more attractive, uh, more likely to retweet you-

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'Cause then he'll retweet it.

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... than Zorbub.

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Oh my God. Th- this world.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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They're r- they're great.

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Yep.

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So, uh, Alex is gonna get to his, uh, his point.

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Sure.

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He's gonna get to s- some of these stacks.

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And he'll

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Hold on, hold on.

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I mean, you heard him say, uh, he got the Martial Law stack here.

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Sure.

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Said it's bad.

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It's bad.

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Uh, so he's gonna get to this.

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It's real bad.

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And that's why they're so dangerous, 'cause we're kicking

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their ass in the information war. We are slaughtering them right now.

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And you're like, "Well, good."

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Sure would be nice to stop them, though.

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Uh, yeah. And then so they're starting World War III

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and civil war, this is, uh, so, so, so, yeah, it's great we stood up and are fighting them. They're, th-

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now th- they're throwing everything else they got back at us.

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That's what a war is like, see? That's what a struggle is.

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Somebody comes at you with a dagger trying to

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stab you to death, and you, you, you, you, you get out of the way, and then kick them in the back

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when they... and then they, and then they, they roll over on the ground, maybe

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skin their face, and they jump back up with a bloody nose-

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I'm sorry, wait, what?

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... we ain't done yet.

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Oh.

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This is a metaphor, of course. I'm nonviolent. You're going to have to do

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one of two things, run... oh, sorry, this is a globalist system, you can't run.

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Or you're gonna have to fight.

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You're gonna have to make the decision when they come rushing in with that dagger.

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However you're gonna do it.

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Step aside, kick out their feet, when they hit the

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ground, jump with both your knees on the base of their neck and break their neck, or

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you grab that knife and shove it in. You gotta decide. Yeah.

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Sure.

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You gotta order your brain, "Kill!

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Kill! Kill!"

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Now, I don't want anybody to go out and be

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physically violent. I want you to kill with truth, kill with your will, kill, kill, kill their lies.

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I want you to kill their names.

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They attacked us.

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Kill! Kill! Kill! Ignore a podcast that's been (laughs) doing it about you for eight years.

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Ugh.

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Kill!

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Okay.

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Cool, man.

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All right.

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So it's cute that he's trying to pretend that A- uh, you know, he's not obsessed with violence and

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almost, like he sexualizes it almost-

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Yeah, it's very-

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... on the show. It's disgusting.

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I mean, it would b- there's a healthy place for that.

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Mm-hmm.

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And it is not on the radio.

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No. It's probably, I mean, uh, maybe the healthy place for him would be in a therapeutic, uh-

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Anywhere else.

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... relationship.

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Anywhere else from where other people can hear him.

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But all that isn't really that interesting.

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Sure.

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I find it interesting the way he was describing this

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fight against the globalists as a struggle, where he's winning and then they

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fight back, and it goes back and forth.

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'Cause I thought that one of his main problems with

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Marxist analysis was the way that they conceived of society as a constant

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struggle. Many times I've heard him complain about that, and it's something that comes up in a lot of the

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JBS material that he was raised on. The commies foment conflict constantly

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because their ideology is based on an ongoing

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struggle. But how's that any different than what Alex is describing his

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fight as the globalist is being? It seems very strange.

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Sure.

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That's all.

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Well, I mean, you, you figure, all right,

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say, say they get what they want, and

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all struggle ceases, type one civilization, but we're still in the battle between good and

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evil. So even if you have an entire united planet,

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by nature God has to then create a new

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enemy for you to fight. Otherwise, there is no longer any good versus evil conflict, right?

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Hmm. Maybe.

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There's a demon on the ship.

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So in essence, in order to defeat God, we have to all come together.

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Hmm.

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There we go. Reject the notion of good and

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evil, only focus on us, become a type one civilization, challenge God to a fistfight, boom. Done.

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Yeah, that might be the only way around this.

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I think it makes sense.

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So w- regardless of how much he chants, "Kill, kill, kill"-

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Hypnosis is great.

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... um, and, and talks, you know, kind of

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pornographically about violence-

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Very gross.

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... Alex is the good guy. You understand?

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I, that doesn't sound right.

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He's the fucking good guy.

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It doesn't sound right.

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How do we get

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these people in trances out of them?

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Well, I've heard a lot of people say, "Oh, you just slowly start conversations and find, uh,

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common ground." That's not how you wake people up that are in a coma.

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You hit them in the head with a metaphorical two-by-four.

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That is not how you wake people up from a coma.

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You tell them, "You're in a cult."

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Do not go to the hospital.

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You think the system cares about you? You think

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Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab care about you? You like being lied to?

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You keep betting on the system, you went and got your college degree that's worthless. And so you,

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and the same system that t- sold you that lie tells you, "Well, just get deeper into the lie, and

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s- someday you'll actually, you'll finally be successful." It's because of the patriots and the

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Christians and the populists and the

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capitalists. They're the reason you're not successful. You're a victim. You're, you're in our cult now.

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Join our victim cult, and we'll stop the victimizers.

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You're being victimized by the cult you're in, not by us.

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Get it?

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We want you to be free. We want you to have prosperity. We are the good guys.

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We don't just look like the good guys.

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We are the good guys.

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And by that, you look at people fighting tyranny.

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They're smart. They're intelligent. They're good-looking, black, white, Asian, old, young, Hispanic.

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They don't need teleprompters.

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You look at servants of evil, they look like a bunch of

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half-starved rats or something, because that's who they are. Go look at, go to

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a leftist event. They look like they're all dead,

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because they are dead on the inside.

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Helpful to see that.

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I don't even know about y'all. I'm serious. I'm just, I'm so

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beyond pissed off. It's, it's not even beyond, uh, uh, it's not even pissed off. I'm just like... I mean,

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I have five stacks on the poison shots.

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Then cover it, you dick. Like, this is all just to not do the j- like his job.

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Yeah.

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This is all just filler.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. And now it's like, okay, so then are, uh, are we doing tautologies? Is like, is it like all good people-

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Look good.

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... are well-fed.

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Mm-hmm.

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All well fed- fed people are good.

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Yep.

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All hungry people (laughs) are bad.

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That's one truth of the patriots.

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All bad people are hungry.

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Sure.

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I don't know how long this society lasts for, but it's not long.

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Um, it doesn't, it's not healthy. Uh, but yeah, I, I think that Alex is, um,

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stupid.

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Yep. Yep.

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But I also think that there's something interesting about the, like, "You're in a cult!"

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Sure.

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And he played the Harry Potter video earlier.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Like, (laughs) are you serious, dude?

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Yeah.

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Fun.

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I love a good-

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Do you think Elon Musk loves you? Do you think he cares about you? Come on.

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I know you are, but what am I?

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Yeah.

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What they're saying is what they're doing. And what I'm saying may look exactly like that.

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But it is not, because it's what they're doing.

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Trust me, it's not embarrassing.

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I'm saying not what I'm doing.

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Yeah.

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But I am doing it.

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So Alex finally does get to some stuff.

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Sure.

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Um, and one of the things that's, uh, the top stories, big thing, making him real mad-

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Uh-huh.

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... is that Peter Hotez, uh, came out and talked about some public health threats.

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Sure.

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And, uh, there are some things that you need to be worried about on the horizon.

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There's some possible things that could, uh, become a problem.

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Sure.

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And so Alex has decided that all of these things are him making threats of ne- the next biological attack.

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Sure.

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And in February of

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2017, Fauci addressing a whole bunch of the

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biomedical eugenicists'

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death cult.

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We played the clip yesterday.... said,

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"Don't worry, Trump's gonna get hit by a brand new pandemic real quick and that'll cut him down to size."

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He said, "I guarantee it, watch." Well now his

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mini me, Peter Hotez, has crawled out from under a rock and gone on MSNBC

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and said, "We've got some big stuff coming down the pike for him

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on January 21st.

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His first full day as president.

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Got some big nasties for you."

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Interesting voice.

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Oh, and look,

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"Amid bleeding eye virus scare,

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mystery disease with flu-like symptoms kills almost 150 in Africa, sparks pandemic fears."

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Yeah, one of, uh, some of the top globalists said... In the past they said, "Airborne Ebola

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will be what they use to bring in their world government."

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Did top globalists say that or did you say that

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six, eight months ago or whatever, when you were trying to pretend

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Denver was going to have a- a outbreak of Ebola?

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Pretty sure it was them.

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Yeah, well was it? We're doing Ebola again? Great.

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Pretty sure it was the latter.

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So this, Peter Hotez was on, he was talking about how on, uh, the first day that Trump's in office

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there nee- there's the possibility for public health crises-

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Sure.

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... and you need to have a good team in place-

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Sure.

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... in order to address whatever could come up.

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Sure.

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That's it. That's all he's talking about.

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Yeah.

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Alex is entirely twisting this and it's, uh, pathetic.

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Yeah, no, I mean, you know, we're running it all back, it's probably wise

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to assume we're gonna run COVID back too.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah.

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That, I, I, there, uh, well, that's the, that's the

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issue with the world. Th- public health issues are an inevitability.

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Sure.

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They're a thing that you need to manage.

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Sure.

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They are al- there's always going to be

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novel things, there's always going to be chronic things that have

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existed, uh, that we have some awareness of.

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Sure.

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It's how you respond to those challenges that is what public health is about.

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Sure.

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And so that's really all that's being expressed-

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Right.

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... i- is that, like, hey, it's not going to be a magical time where nothing comes up. (laughs)

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Yeah.

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And if we respond irresponsibly or, uh, unpreparedly-

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Yeah.

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... we run the risk of,

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like you say, running it back.

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I mean, it is hard not to hear, you know, it is hard not to hear that as partially, like,

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you know, you can't rely on the government to help you. (laughs)

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So, what Hotez was saying was essentially, uh, you know, the, you're saying it's a running back of 2016.

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Sure.

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And that's funny because

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Alex is just relating it to something-

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Run it back.

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... that Fauci said,

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uh, before Trump got in office.

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Great.

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Uh, and he, he plays that clip here, and I think that it's a mistake to ever play this clip.

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And then they've got this new hemorrhagic thing, it looks like, in the Congo, all right on time.

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Here's, remember what Fauci said right when Trump came into office last time, here it is.

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Given, as you heard from the introduction, that

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I have been around for a while and have had the opportunity and- and the privilege and the pleasure

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of serving in five administrations,

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um, I thought I would bring that perspective to the topic today, is the

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issue of pandemic, uh, preparedness. And if there's one message

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that I want to leave with you today, based on my experience, and you'll see that in a moment, is that there is no

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question that there will be a challenge to the coming administration in the arena

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of infectious diseases, both chronic infectious diseases in the sense of already

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ongoing disease, and we have certainly a large

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burden of that, but also there will be a surprise outbreak. And I hope by the end of my relatively short

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presentation you will understand why

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history, the history of the last 32 years that I've been the director of NIAID, will tell

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the next administration that there's no doubt in anyone's mind

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that they will be faced with the challenges that their predecessors were faced with.

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The UN

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has publicly said they would use a disease X to bring in world government.

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See, you should not play that clip, because you have to be fucking stupid to not understand what he's saying.

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Yeah.

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Like A- Alex has to expect that his listeners

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don't get any of the context or understand at all that he's saying

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every single presidency has faced challenges-

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Sure.

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... yours is not going to be unique in that there isn't any kind of challenge.

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Yeah.

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You have to really, really bury your head in the sand to not understand the context.

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Yeah.

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Second, you should never play this clip,

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uh, the one that Alex was playing, because it has background music on it, and that makes me

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think that you found this on Twitter as opposed to found it from its original source.

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Sure.

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And that's kind of embarrassing.

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Sure.

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Um, you should play the actual video of this as opposed to something where someone put some beats behind it-

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(laughs)

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... to make it extra scary.

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I mean, I get that.

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This is stupid.

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Yeah. Yeah, also, man,

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f- bummer of a thing to play about the guy... Do you know what I mean? Like-

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Hmm.

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... he's his own predecessor.

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Mm-hmm.

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Like, he's, if- if you're, uh, if you're the,

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hey, everybody's gonna face the challenge based on what their

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predecessor, it was him, and he's publicly said he's going to do a worse job.

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Mm-hmm.

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So yeah, like I- I mean, I wouldn't play that.

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Mm-hmm.

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I wouldn't play that at all.

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Yeah, it's- it's, uh,

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oh well.

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Yep.

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So Alex has a breaking, uh, COVID bombshell story.

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Breaking, new study urges immediate halt to COVID-19 mRNA injections over alarming levels of DNA,

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in the Journal of Science and Public Health Policy and Law, with a whole list of top scientists.

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So that headline that Alex is reading is from

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a Substack article published by someone who works for the anti-vax McCullough Foundation.

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Great.

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It links to an article that's not published in some academic journal

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but on a blog for a, uh, journal sounding, uh, na- it was a journal sounding name,

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Science Public Health Policy and Law.

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The article that they posted involves three researchers who claim that their analysis found residual

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DNA in mRNA shots. The lead researcher wrote a book about how

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keto diets fight cancer, so take this however you will.

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Oh, that's fun.

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I went to their website to get a sense of who this outlet was, and here are some of their recent headlines.

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Quote, "The euro is a Frankenstein currency!"

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All right.

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Quote, "John Kerry said the quiet part out loud: 'The First Amendment stands in our way!'"

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Is he still alive?

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Yeah, he's around.

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All right.

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And he hates the First Amendment.

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That'll happen, though.

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And here's a, here's the last one. Quote, "Atomic salvation: Did the atom bomb

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save 500 thousand to 32 million lives?"

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Good question for no one.

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Cool stuff.

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Yep.

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They publish their own journal, but they seem to publish a

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lot of stuff by Peter McCullough, head of the McCullough Foundation, which makes sense because

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he's the clinical section editor on their editorial board.

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Well...

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Other members of their board include

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anti-vax ding-dong Pierre Kory and the

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CEO of RFK's anti-vax outlet Children's Health Defense Mary Holland.

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Yeah.

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This is an anti-vax front dressed up to look like a scholarly journal, so

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it's difficult to take anything they publish too seriously,

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but Alex isn't even covering the j- like, the journal's article itself, he's covering a Substack about it.

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Yeah.

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So that's

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not... I don't care.

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Yeah. Yeah, those- those things t- tend to have, like, an unfair advantage on account of,

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like if you just sound good enough, you can usually scam some billionaire

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out of some amount of money, 'cause it's not real for them, and it just, you know, they support the thing.

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Mm-hmm.

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So you've got a nice little cushy sinecure kind of job

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where you just lie.

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Yeah.

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I- that's, like...

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It's the dream.

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Yeah.

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The American Dream.

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I mean, it is a little bit.

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Yeah.

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It's not far off.

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So we have just one more clip, because I- I grew impatient with Alex.

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Sure, and that's understandably so.

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Well, 'cause there's an irony, and that is that, like, I'm gr- I

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grow in impatience as he doesn't get to the point.

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Right.

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And then when he does get to the point-

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It turns out it's, uh, this guy's Substack about a anti-vax blog, uh,

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s- study.

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Sure.

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And then he has another study.

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Uh-oh.

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And here is another study for you

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from the University of South Carolina, headed up by Phillip

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Boxerhalt, PhD, professor of cancer molecular genetics.

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A Pfizer mRNA vaccine is contaminated with a plasma DNA vector, vector, means it spreads,

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that is used as the template

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or in vitro

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transcription reaction, that means it replicates in you. His DNA,

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this DNA could be the cause of some of the rare but serious side effects like death.

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Yeah, it starts a viral

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effect in your heart

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and you get myocarditis. What's the main cause of natural myocarditis? Viral infections.

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This is why Alex kills time forever before

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getting into stories, because when he

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finally does, he trips over words he doesn't know

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and he has to riff explanations for all this stuff on the fly. He has zero idea what any of this is about

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but he's built it up to be super important, so you would expect that he would have read any of this in advance.

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Any of it.

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But he hasn't, and it's super clear once he finally gets around to looking at the prop paper on his desk.

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He has no idea what these words mean, he has no idea who Phillip Buckhalts is, and he has no idea

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what he's reading. This isn't a study

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that he's reading, that he's referencing.

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It's a PowerPoint presentation that

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Buckhalts delivered to the South Carolina State

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House. It's full of grammatical errors like lowercase letters starting sentences

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and the first sentence of his conclusion is, quote,

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"We should check a bunch of vaccinated people to see if plasmid DNA is integrated into their

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genomic DNA." Essentially, his conclusion is

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let's go fishing, and he uses the very scientific term of a bunch of people. This is not good. (laughs)

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Get a chunk.

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The last line of his conclusion is, quote, "20 Greek soldiers wandering around outside the walls of Troy-"

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I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, sir.

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"... are not a big deal.

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(laughs)

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20 Greek soldiers packed inside a large wooden horse are a different matter."

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Oh my God.

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That last line has a couple asterisks after it, and if you, uh, uh, follow them, they go to a

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very small font, uh, footnote that says, quote,

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"I believe this was a scientific and regulatory

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oversight, not a nefarious intent to transfect people with, and alter their DNA."

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Sure.

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"But it needs to be fixed nonetheless."

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Sure.

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This wasn't from a study, it was from a September 12th, 2023 listening session

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that was held by the South Carolina legislature.

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I'm guessing that one of the dipshits that Alex follows on Twitter recently

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discovered this PowerPoint presentation

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and, uh, you know, started posting about it. So

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Alex saw that and now he has to make up a story about how this is some

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deeply prestigious study and how all the prestigious scientists are dropping these bombshells. The full

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video of this listening session is available online, and if you actually

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go to the South Carolina legislature's page, they include in their materials

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for this a letter challenging the statements made by this guy.

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A representative from Pfizer wrote to the committee saying, quote,

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"We write to you today regarding the pandemic preparedness

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listening session hosted by the Senate Medical Affairs Committee on September 12th.

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During the session, the committee heard remarks pertaining to the Pfizer-BioNTech messenger RNA

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COVID-19 vaccine incorrectly stating that the vaccine contains plasmid

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DNA that could potentially impact a person's DNA and be a theoretical cancer risk.

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There is no evidence to support these claims

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and they provide the risk of being misconstrued by either committee members and/or the public at large."

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None of this context is provided by Alex's coverage because he doesn't know

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shit about the stuff that he's covering.

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He knows that he doesn't know shit about the stuff, which is why he dances around and rants about the devil

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and how he's a big boy instead of covering

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any of it. He knows that in, as soon as he gets into anything specific, he's fucking weak

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and it just looks like shit, oh, this

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study done by the University of South Carolina. It's a presentation

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that was in a listening session that, uh, is clearly not correct, is clearly someone who's talking shit.

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Just, you know, like, the idea of not even r, not even scanning it.

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Right.

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Not even a cursory, like,

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I'll just, hey, listen, I know I'm going on air, I'm never gonna get to, like, the

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third page, so I'll just scan the top page of every one of my stacks

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just to make sure that I, just, just a little bit of work.

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That would be nice.

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Just a little bit.

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But the fact that it, like, it goes so shallow

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is such an indication that he doesn't really care at all-

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Yeah.

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... about the idea of the audience not taking his word for it.

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At all.

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Not at all.

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At all.

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He, he knows that whatever story he comes up about this

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is going to be what they believe and, you know, whatever.

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You know, like, 'cause this is, like, a listening session PowerPoint presentation that this-

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Yeah.

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... person gave

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of dubious information

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and it's over a year old.

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Yeah.

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Alex is reporting that as a new study from the University of South Carolina, and that's, I mean, unethical.

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Yeah. Yeah. I think, I think there's a lot to be sa, you know...

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Okay, I'm gonna relate this back. You know

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Sinbad's got the, one of my favorite lines which is, "You're funnier when you ride the bus."

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Mm-hmm.

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That kind of thing. You know, and the more I think about it, the more I think

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Alex is getting away with this level of stuff

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not because he could have started here, you know, like he couldn't start with this

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little effort, but by gradually wearing people down over the years to get to this point, right?

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Like,

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he's got a reinforcing negative response to why, why get better at your job

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if you're rewarded for getting worse?

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True. And there's nothing behind what he was pretending early on.

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Sure.

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So as time goes on, there is no grand communist conspiracy that you're sniffing out and, and

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getting to the bottom of like your John Birch Society, uh, Fellows.

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Totally.

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The John Birch Society had the good fortune

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of being disgraced, so they didn't have to stay in the public face for 30 years...

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Sure.

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... like Alex has.

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Sure, sure, sure.

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They would have run out of steam and turned into, "Oh, it's the devil," eventually

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probably. Alex is, Alex is being forced to exist when there is no meat on the bones.

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Yeah.

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And there never was.

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Yeah. Yeah, the JBS had the adva, see, the thing about the JBS though is

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it has the advantage of being made up by rich people.

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Mm-hmm.

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So they can go away and just be rich and, like, but they still were JBS, it's not like they changed their mind.

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Right.

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They just went away and spent all their money to make more JBS people.

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Yeah.

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Right?

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Right.

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But Alex can't...

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It went underground a bit.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Alex can't really go underground anymore.

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But that's the fucking problem.

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Yeah.

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He could.

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Ah, you're right.

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He could.

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He can't.

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He doesn't because he wants money.

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Right. He can't.

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Yes.

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He could...

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Yes.

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If he was not him.

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Yes.

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Because he's him, he can't.

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If he wasn't maniacally driven to make tons and tons of money...

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Yeah.

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... and, uh, all that shit, then yeah, he could easily go underground...

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Yeah.

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... the way that, uh,

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other, other folks in his legacy have.

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You know what? I don't think there's a lesson there.

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No, probably not.

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Nope.

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So anyway, um, I, I thought this was a perfect illustration of, like, why he dances.

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Yeah.

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And why he does all this filler and killing time and all this stuff, is because once

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he has to read these articles for the first time, he's forced to make stuff up and

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i- i- it's just, that's not fun for him.

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No.

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Ranting about the devil and all that stuff and, and how

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he doesn't really like violence but kill, kill, kill...

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Sure.

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That's fun. And that's what people want anyway. They don't want him

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going over this study. He couldn't do it if he wanted to.

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That's what I'm saying. That's why you're funnier when you ride the bus, because once you

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get to this point, you're just playing the hits.

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Mm.

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Nobody wants to hear the Eagles' new shit.

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Mm-hmm.

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You're just playing Hotel California till you die, man.

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Right.

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That's just happening.

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You're getting an applause break for saying, uh, th- if they wanna fight they gotta waaa...

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They're gonna baaahhh... Oh, Jesus, man. Come on.

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Cool, man.

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Do a, do a Adam Sandler in Funny People, see how it goes. Try acting.

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Could try.

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(laughs)

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So, uh, yeah, we'll be back.

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Okay. (laughs)

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Another episode, but, uh, until then, we have a website.

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Indeed we do. It's knowledgefight.com.

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Yep. Uh, we're, uh, be back, but until then, I'm the only

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and The

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Mysterious Professor.

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Woo, yeah! Woo! Yeah! Woo! And now here comes the sex robots.

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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.

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Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.

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I love you.