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saying we are the bad guys. Knowledge Fight.
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Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.
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Knowledge Fight.
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Kn-kn-kn-kn-kno-kno-kno-knowledgefight.com. (gagging) I love you.
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Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan.
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I'm Jordan.
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We're a couple of dudes who like to sit around
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and worship at the altar of Selene and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
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Oh, indeed, we are, Dan.
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Jordan.
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Dan.
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Jor-dan.
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Quick question for you.
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Sup?
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What's your bright spot today, buddy?
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My bright spot, uh, is, uh, back. I'm back.
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Back.
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We're here, we're back. We haven't recorded in a while.
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It's been, I, I think it's been two weeks. That's the long... I
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think it's been the longest we've gone without recording something since we started the show.
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It has. Yeah, it probably has been.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yep.
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Um, I think any time we've taken a break over, like, four
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days, we come back and say, "This is the longest time."
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Even, even, no, even when I've been outside of the country, we've still recorded something.
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Sometimes.
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Yeah.
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Way back, yeah.
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(laughs)
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And I thought about doing that this time-
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Of course.
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... because of some issues we had not being able to get some episodes out.
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Of course.
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And of course I felt bad about that.
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Of course.
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Um, but I had a lovely trip, and I guess that's my bright spot is I had a nice time overseas.
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Fantastic.
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Went over, did some, uh, some tourist shits-
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Love it.
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... in Europe. And I'm gonna say this, I learned a lesson.
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What's that?
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I learned something about the European mind.
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Okay.
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The psyche of the European.
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Oka- of, uh, all?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna generalize this to all of Europe.
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To all Europeans, okay.
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Yes. They have an interest in marshmallows that is higher than the United States.
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Okay.
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I ran into more marshmallows, uh-
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Per capita.
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... with greater frequency-
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Sure.
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... um, there in, uh, in London than I think I have in, in my whole life.
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Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.
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So many marshmallows.
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Weird.
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Everywhere. Squishy things.
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Yeah.
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A lot more candies that are not quite gummy-
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Sure.
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... but also not, uh, solid.
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Oh. Well, I mean, everybody likes texture, but the teeth are worse.
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Mm-hmm.
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You see what it is? It makes sense. They gotta... They want the crunch, they can't handle the crunch.
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Uh-huh.
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They get as close to approximation of crunch as they can with their gums.
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I think there's something about the cultural tradition of, like, stews and boiling things, too-
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Mm.
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... that leads to a preference for softer things.
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Right. Right. (laughs) Right.
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And this is reflected in the marshmallow selection.
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And a, and a hatred of flavor.
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Right.
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(laughs) Mm, just a feel. (laughs)
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(laughs) So I, yeah, I went, uh-
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Yeah.
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... for a week, and this is what I've learned.
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This is what you've... Yeah, this is, this is the takeaway.
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There's not many times I've left or come to Europe and not come away with, like...
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Food needs to be talked about there.
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Well, and, and-
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We need to have a greater conversation.
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... and particularly I think that we need to all be more aware of the prevalence of marshmallows.
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Absolutely.
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(laughs)
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Absolutely. None of this, none of this, uh, cocoa shit-
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I-
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... with the rainbow bags, uh-uh.
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I saw this. Okay, I saw a bag-
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Uh-huh.
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... of Haribo, uh, and it was-
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Haribo marshmallows? (laughs)
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It just appeared to be marshmallows.
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(laughs)
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And so I grabbed the bag.
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Sure.
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And I'm like, "What's the catch?"
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Yeah.
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No catch. Just marshmallows.
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Just marshmallows.
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(laughs) Yes.
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Like actual... Ha- Haribo makes marshmallows?
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As if you were buying, like, gummy worms, it was just marshmallows.
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You can't... They can't do that.
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Right.
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(laughs)
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Strange.
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That is strange.
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The European mind.
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Unacceptable.
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Absolutely-
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Yeah.
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... uh, bizarre.
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Yeah, we need to have a conversation.
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So I'm glad to be back. Uh, I, I will, uh... I don't know, I ate plenty of marshmallows.
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Yeah, he had a great time.
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Yeah. What's your bright spot?
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Uh, my bright spot is, uh, uh, I mean, what else is there to say? I had a great, uh, time with my families.
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Over the Thanksgiving.
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Over the Thanksgiving, the T-day holiday.
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Sure.
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I had, uh-
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Oh, you did a back-to-back.
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Had a great time with one family, next day I had a great time with the other family. Everything went great.
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That's awesome.
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It was a great time.
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Um, I, I'm thrilled for you.
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(laughs)
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It's, it's a, it's a heavy, uh, like, kind of, you know, getting through it-
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Totally.
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... of two days back-to-back with families, in-laws and then your family, you know, like,
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to be able to have both be positive, fantastic.
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Fantastic. No, couldn't have been better. Everybody was happy.
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Sweet.
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Babies were happy. People were all doing the stuff.
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The babies were happy?
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It just went great.
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That's awesome.
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Yeah.
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Happy for you, man.
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Yeah.
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H-
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Unremarkable.
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Did you get some turkey, dude?
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That's what's great about it. Oh, sure. Well, I mean, you know, let's not talk about food.
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What are the sides?
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(laughs)
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And-
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Yeah.
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... second question-
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Sure.
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... any marshmallows in the mix?
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Um-
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Like in the stu- In the, like-
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No. You know what?
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... Jell-O pudding or-
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I think, I think a lot of people put, uh-
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Jell-O salad.
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... put, like, a, a marshmallow fluff.
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Sometimes.
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I l- I think they'll, they'll put a little marshmallow fluff on a pumpkin pie.
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Or on the sweet potatoes or something.
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Nope. None of that.
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Hmm.
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I got one family member who's all Cool Whip all the time. The rest of us, not into it.
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Okay.
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No, no, none of this topping your pies.
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Interesting.
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Get out of here.
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Okay.
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Huh?
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You got a policy.
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That's the way it is.
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Um, so I'm gonna give a secondary bright spot-
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All right.
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... real quick.
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I'm listening.
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And that is, I have a little bit of an announcement.
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Okay.
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And that is, despite-
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All your rage.
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... uh, and my insistence-
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Mm-hmm.
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... uh, that I would not be in a cage-
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Sure.
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... nor a rat-
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Number one. Number two.
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... nor would we do buttons again-
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Number three.
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(laughs)
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Oh, God, you're not doing buttons again.
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Doing buttons again.
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Don't announce it.
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I'm announcing it.
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Keep it inside your brain-
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Nope.
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... and then we won't have to... Okay.
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They're already on the way.
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All right.
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(laughs)
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Okay.
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So we're doing buttons again.
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Uh-huh.
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Um, and so if people would like a button, they can send me an address-
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Oh, my God.
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... to kfbuttons69 at gmail.com.
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Oh, my God.
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And that's buttons with an S. kfbuttons6-
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Not with the, we're not radical from the '90s.
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Right.
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Yes.
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Uh, just to be clear about that-
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Uh-huh.
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... 'cause there's some confusion. Uh, we're not gonna put, uh, you on any
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mailing list or anything, just erase your address afterwards.
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(laughs) Yup.
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And here's the, here's the real great thing.
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh, my friend Angela Lampsberry-
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Mm-hmm.
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... has created a new button design-
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Okay.
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... that's a lot of fun. We'll reveal it eventually.
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Right.
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But I, I
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remember how fun it was when there was these special buttons-
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Yeah.
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... the bright spot buttons-
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Yeah.
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... that there were only three or four of, I think.
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Yeah.
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I decided this time we'd go a little bigger.
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Okay.
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200 of these buttons
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are glow-in-the-dark.
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Oh, God.
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(laughs)
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All right. You know, I feel like... So imagine...
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(laughs)
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Like, I don't have kids. I don't have kids
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for a very good reason, and I'll give you a, a, like... I imagine if you go to the birthing chamber,
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which is what I call it, and your wife gives birth, and you
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see the horrible spectacle of pain and blood and misery that it is, and then two months later, she's like,
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"Oh, let's have another kid," you feel like maybe you've lost your
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mind, like maybe you're the person who's crazy.
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Mm-hmm.
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I don't know why I bring that up.
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I don't either, and it's, uh, it'll be a my- it's a mystery. But-
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(laughs)
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... I think that the, you know... We're coming towards the end of the year.
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Yeah.
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We just came off Thanksgiving.
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Yeah.
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The i- the ideas of thankfulness and, and gifts are in the air, and so I, I, I
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definitely, I feel the spirit to, uh,
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s- send out some glow-in-the-dark buttons.
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I, uh... What, am I gonna get in the way of Santa Claus?
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Nope.
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No.
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Sur-
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Nope.
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Certainly not.
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I'm here.
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So also, another announcement-
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Oh, God.
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Uh, well, this is
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not, uh, like a button-level announcement.
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Okay. All right.
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We'll be back with, uh, Matter Of Time next week.
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Oh, okay.
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We're not... We don't have an episode that's after today.
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Yeah, we don't have an episode this week.
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Uh, 'cause of getting back on the ball and everything.
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The whole thing, yeah.
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Um, so, uh, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over, though.
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Okay.
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We're gonna be talking about December 2nd, 2024.
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All right.
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Uh, that was Monday.
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Okay.
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And I decided that in the spirit of...
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... actually going on vacation-
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Yeah.
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I was gonna check out of Alex.
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Yeah.
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I wasn't gonna care.
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That was the idea.
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And so,
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w- we're here, we're back.
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Let's see if we understand what's going on.
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No idea. Is the continuity still there?
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(laughs)
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It's been so important to us for the past 10 years.
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Oh, I'm gonna be so lost.
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Continuity is so... Yeah, this is like The Sopranos.
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Mm-hmm.
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I don't know what's happened in the last two weeks.
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So we'll find out if we're just completely l- just... bewildered.
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Who knows what's going on, yeah.
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Uh, but first, let's say hello to some new wonks.
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Ooh, that's a great idea.
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So first, happy belated birthday to
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William, two in the pink, one in the winkler. Thank you so much. You're now a Policy Wonk.
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I'm a Policy Wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you. Next, Andy in Bakersfield kicked out on a two-stair. Thank you so much. You're now a Policy Wonk.
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I'm a Policy Wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you. Uh, next, helping me sleep for years in Birmingham, England.
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Keep up the good work. Thank you so much. You're now a Policy Wonk.
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I'm a Policy Wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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Can't imagine this helping you sleep.
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No idea.
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Uh, but we also got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan.
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Okay.
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So thank you so much to, "The globalists stole my left testicle to make chimeras and now I'm a
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daddy to fish people." Thank you so much. You're now a Technocrat.
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I'm a Policy Wonk.
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Four stars. Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
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Someone, someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
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Daddy Sharp. (singing) Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean
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black accent. He's a loser little, little titty baby.
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I don't wanna hate black people. I renounce Jesus Christ.
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Thank you so much.
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Yes. Thank you very much.
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Uh, now, to celebrate being back-
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Uh-huh.
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... I decided that we would not just have one out-of-context drop, we would have two.
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Okay.
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So here's the first one.
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All right.
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I'm high right now.
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High on life.
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Ge- Yep.
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Great.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Good correction.
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All right. Thanks, bud.
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Yeah. (laughs)
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Okay.
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Um, and so when you're high on life-
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Yeah.
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... you might end up in a position where you say something like this.
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You need to tell you about one of the snuff films? No, man.
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No. A what?
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(laughs)
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What? Oh my God.
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Do you want me to tell you about (laughs) one of the snuff films?
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There is, there is no situation where you have been annoyed enough
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even that justifies being like, "Well, now I'm gonna tell you about this snuff film."
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Yeah, yeah.
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You, you take that shit to your grave with you like a good person.
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I don't think there's any productive conversation that gets, uh, done by describing
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(laughs) snuff films-
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I mean, e- especially-
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... that you've seen or heard about.
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Especially not in that spirit. You've alread- you've clearly already been wound up for a
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while to the point where you're like,
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"All right, well fine then if everybody wants me to describe this snuff film."
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Are you so bored with me that I must describe-
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(laughs)
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... a snuff film to you?
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No, man, no.
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No.
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Absolutely not.
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So we start off here and, um... (laughs) I was just like,
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all right, when we left, there was obviously the countdown to the minute of the election.
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Sure.
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And then the election happened.
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Sure.
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And now we're doing another countdown to the inauguration.
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Oh, boy.
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48 days.
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Ugh.
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23 hours. Ah.
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59 minutes, 16 seconds
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until President Trump is inaugurated as the 47th President of the United States of America.
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It is Monday, December 2nd, 2024.
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I am your embattled, battle-hardened
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host. After 30-plus years in the trenches, we see globally the tide has completely turned.
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The New World Order transhumanist death cult is on its heels, and humanity is rising.
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I am loaded for bear.
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Yeah, I... That's very exciting that he's, he's loaded for bear.
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Sure.
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We're gonna have a big show.
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Yeah.
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Look, I get that Alex is excited about Trump coming back to office, but this
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feels pretty embarrassing. I did not miss a lot of these tones.
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(laughs)
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No.
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That's for sure.
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No.
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Remove all the context from this about who
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you wanted to win the election and just imagine someone acting this way.
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Like, if some pundit on the left were opening their show with an
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overly theatrical countdown to when Harris was going to be sworn in, I
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think I would feel the same way about it. Like, it
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reeks of unseriousness, and it makes me
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suspect there isn't a lot of depth to what we're gonna cover. Maybe you're not loaded for bear.
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Sure.
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There's a vibe of being addicted to a ticking clock, which doesn't usually go hand in hand with substance.
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Yeah.
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And that was something that I was kinda hit across the face with, like a dueling glove-
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Yeah.Yeah.
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... when I came back.
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What's the next countdown gonna be? Just-
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The final.
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... four years? I'll take the final countdown. God, I would
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give anything for any of these countdowns to be final.
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I'm sure Alex comes in from break at some point with the final countdown.
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Oh, man. No, I know, but I mean, like, if we just
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fin- I- listen, I get it, everybody's like, "I
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wanna live," but the end of the world is preferable for, for me at this point.
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Well, I mean the final countdown isn't about the end of the world, it's we're heading for Venus.
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Right. Right, right.
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Like, so if Elon Musk, uh, gets his way-
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Oh, God.
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... uh, maybe we will, uh, have the final countdown.
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I just wish anybody had the courage to just cram him in one of those spaceships.
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Hmm.
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Bunch of idiots.
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So, uh, Trump has, uh, made some plans.
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Sure.
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He's made some announcements, and one of them-
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(laughs) Fine.
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... is that he's gonna prosecute human traffickers.
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All right.
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And Alex is excited.
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Okay.
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Now, let's put up on screen the live show feeds from X so everybody can see the headline
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and so everybody can share it if you want to continue to win against the tyrants.
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Massive bombshell developments.
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Trump pledges to prosecute Biden administration UN NGOs
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for human trafficking and sex slavery. Deep State now in total panic.
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Must watch share live feed of this transmission.
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100% Trump's for real.
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100% it's going down.
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When you study history, there are these moments, these great turnings,
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and it looks like evil is invincible, it's dancing on humanity's grave, it's
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committing mass crimes out in the open.
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The arrogance
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clothes
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the self-satisfied smirk's gleam
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until it all starts disintegrating like vampires in the midday sun.
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And we are now at that
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beginning of the climax, and it is a very dangerous moment as well because
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the future
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projection
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of humanity's destiny
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in the next
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thousand years
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is now laying out before us.
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What a time to be alive, my friends.
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Really killing time here. (laughs)
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Wow.
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Really feels like he's starting to stretch.
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Oh, my God. Are, are you in... I've... Are we making fun of Trump, or are we pro, like, w-
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He's for real. 100%.
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Right, but I mean, if you're, if you're the one doing the silly voice-
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Mm-hmm.
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... for what you're supposed to believe is the-
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I don't- (laughs)
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... path of good?
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(laughs) I don't think he thinks it's silly.
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I mean, no, but that-
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I think he thinks it's dramatic.
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That's crazy.
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It is, 'cause it almost sounded like he was drifting into The Crypt Keeper for a little bit.
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That... I mean, it's nuts.
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Yeah. (laughs) Woo!
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That is, that is not how... Like, yeah, you can't imagine Patton giving the fucking spee-
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Nobody's doing Saint Crispin's Day like, "Eh, you won't die in your beds, bah!"
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(laughs)
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Jesus Christ.
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Like, uh, all we have to fear is fear itself.
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Yeah, right? Like, what are we doing?
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Woo-hoo!
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The Mad Hatter has become the president.
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Yeah.
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(laughs)
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I think that some of those historic speeches would've been
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less inspiring.
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Yeah, it would've been a little bit different.
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But I, I really get the sense that I d- I don't think that he thinks it's silly. It is very silly.
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Wow.
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But... And it comes off-... a bit embarrassing.
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It is.
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But more than that, there's nothing happening.
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No.
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He's just saying shit.
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Nope, that's true.
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So to the extent that Trump would actually arrest human traffickers, that's a good thing
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and an appropriate function of our government. I have no
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qualms with taking human trafficking seriously. My problem is that folks like Alex and Trump
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don't actually care about human trafficking. It's just a proxy that they use to make their attacks on other
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groups look defensible. Human trafficking isn't a serious issue for
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Alex, it's an emotional cudgel and shield.
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We can all agree that human trafficking is bad because it involves trafficking humans.
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You aren't gonna find somebody who's willing to get up and sincerely argue that human trafficking is
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good and fine so when you label all kinds of things that
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you don't like as human trafficking, you're attempting to make it impossible for
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anyone to dispute your position. For instance, if Alex presents, uh,
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the idea that, like, all or most immigration is human trafficking
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then what he's doing is trying to force you
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to defend human trafficking if you want to defend immigration. This is all
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just a game to him because he doesn't give a
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shit about the underlying issues that he covers, just how the feelings around those su-
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uh, subjects can be used to create the world he wants to live in
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which is one where he feels, uh, that society is built around his desires and preferences
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which he believes is his birthright as a straight, white, Christian male.
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There you go.
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Yep. Uh...
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Nailed it.
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Yeah, but I, I mean, like, to the extent that
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people sh- that if you traffic humans you should be arrested, I
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don't, I don't think anyone disagrees with that.
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Mm-hmm.
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Um, it's just that it's not a sincere, uh, belief.
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Yeah.
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And that's not what they're talking about.
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Well, I mean, you should be able to tell that from the voice we're be- we're using.
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Yeah. (laughs)
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Right? I mean, I, yeah, you take it seriously, alright.
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Who is this, Long Legs? What's going on?
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Okay. All right.
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So, uh, Alex, uh, uh, gets into some of Trump's picks, uh, for, for the offices.
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Ugh, God.
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Uh, some of these, some of these noms.
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I can't believe people care.
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(laughs) I can't believe this is happening.
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Ugh.
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Oh, all the big new administration officials
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are announcing that indeed they're going to be prosecuting not just
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the low-level human smugglers, but the NGOs, the non-profits, the for-profits, and
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the Biden administration officials
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like
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Alejandro
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Mayorkas
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and others.
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But in response,
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they're all scrambling around asking for
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blanket,
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total, open-ended
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pardons
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like
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Hunter Biden just got.
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Oh, there's so much to cover today.
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So we'll, uh, get into what the actual officials in question are when Alex covers this, but it's been
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a while since we did an episode so I wanted to touch back on the subject
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of Trump's administration picks and how bad they are. (laughs) Even Alex should be against
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a fair number of them. There were a few that were announced before we went on break like
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Matt Gaetz as the attorney general.
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Alex should've been, uh, opposed to that
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given the credible accusations of sex
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crimes against him, but Alex's concern about those issues isn't sincere so he was all for Gaetz. Then
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Gaetz dropped out after it was becoming clear that he was in some deep shit and he was replaced by
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former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi.
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Alex has liked her enough in the past, so that's not a huge issue for him.
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Trump chose Marco Rubio as Secretary of State which Alex should be
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fucking furious about. In the past, Rubio has consistently been characterized as an anti-gun, open
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borders globalist so Trump picking him should be a huge red flag, particularly for that important of a role.
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Then there's Pete Hegseth at the Department of Defense.
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Hegseth has been a Fox News host for the last decade but before that he ran a group called Vets 4 Freedom.
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That was a group with ties to noted arch-globalist Bill
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Kristol but for the most part, Hegseth
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is the kind of character that Alex likes so that association isn't important. Also
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not important are the credible accusations of sex crimes against Hegseth and the letter his
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mother wrote him about how he was a piece of shit.
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But, uh, he's been a Trump fan, Fox News host for 10 years, so
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put him in charge of the military, I guess. Who cares?
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And then we have some entirely insane picks that, uh,
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Alex would be fine with but are completely unacceptable, like Dr. Oz being choosed to
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lead the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services
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or RFK Jr. being chosen as the Secretary of Health and Human Services.
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And you have Elon and Vivek heading the new
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meme bait organization called the Department for Government Efficiency which is
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a thinly veiled propaganda mouthpiece to enable
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vast privatization of government functions. Tulsi Gabbard was chosen as, uh, uh, the National, uh,
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Director, Director of National Intelligence
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which is a bad pick because she sucks generally but is a serious issue because
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in the past she's, uh, amplified deceptive anti-Ukraine narratives
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and has been very friendly with Syrian President Assad, going so far as to not
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take formal procedures to set up a meeting with him in 2017, a time when she was in Congress.
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Beyond that, she has close ties with Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi
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and the Hindu nationalist movement that his government is a part of. She's a
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horrible pick but Alex loves her so he should be cool with it.
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Suzy Wiles was chosen as the Chief of
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Staff which is great for Alex because she's an old-time Roger Stone associate. No problems there.
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The same is kind of true of a lot of these other picks like Elise Stefanik for
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UN Ambassador, Tom Homan for Border Czar, and Kristi Noem for Homeland Security.
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One that he should be a little concerned about maybe is Linda McMahon, wife of
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deeply disgraced former WWE Chairman Vince McMahon being chosen for Secretary of Education.
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In Trump's first administration she was in charge of the Small Business Administration which
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is a horrible choice but if you squint, you can kind of imagine that the
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WWE used to be a small business, I guess, kinda?
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Her husband is an almost comically disgusting criminal and she's alleged to have been complicit in a
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number of his schemes including the steroids controversy of the late '80s.
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A lot of these issues can be better covered elsewhere but if you're a McMahon,
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I think you're unqualified to be anywhere near a seat of power.
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Putting Linda McMahon in charge of the Department of Education is essentially a parody of government
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but she's a Trump fan so Alex doesn't have a problem.
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And then there's Kash Patel being nominated for FBI Director.
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He's a Q-leaning weirdo but he's a Trump supporter and he's a right-wing ding-dong so that's cool.
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(sighs) You look really mad. (laughs)
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Oh, no, I just, I just don't understand why people care.
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Uh-huh.
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I'm blown away by... like, it just, it, it makes me crazy, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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Like, fine,
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a, a few weeks ago,
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we're electing Hitler so we've elected Hitler, I, I find it baffling that all of people give a shit.
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Mm-hmm.
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Fuck it, who cares if it's Himmler or some other asshole? You elected Hitler. If you care, you're insane.
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Um, I-
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These people are insane. Fuck the FBI fucking director!
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I think-
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I hope, but, I hope the one now gets hit by a truck! What is wrong with all of you?
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I guess-
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You're all insane!
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Hmm.
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You're all insane. You're all insane!
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I guess there's still a surprise to it.
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Why?
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(laughs) I guess-
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Why?
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I,
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well, here, here's what I would say.
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(laughs)
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I think that on some level, I get where you're coming from, that is like-
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You absolutely cannot. (laughs)
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Well, no, but I, I get the, I get the overall idea of what you're saying
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i- i- is that, like, you, you elected this guy so why are you surprised that
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he's putting in power people who are just as bad and-
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No, I'm, I'm asking you why you care. I don't understand why all these people care.
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I think that some of the people are
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even weirder picks for
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an imagined dictator.
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So, like, what, that's, that's even crazier to me.
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Right.
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That is even crazier to me that you would care about that.
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Mm-hmm.
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That, i- that boggles my mind.So it would be
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more l- fine of Hitler to, uh, have somebody reasonable?
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I'm not saying fine.
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What is everybody talking about? (laughs)
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I'm not saying fine. I'm saying-
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(laughs)
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... it's surprising that he would choose Dr. Oz.
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Why?
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Because it doesn't seem like Dr. Oz would be efficient at whatever the job is, even if the job is
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destroying these agencies from within.
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Why would-
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It doesn't seem-
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... anybody do the job?
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Hmm.
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I find, I find it crazy, if you work at the Human Health Services, to continue working there. That's nuts.
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Um, I think-
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(laughs)
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... I think there's a high calling that a lot of people who get into public service have.
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Right.
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And so, I-
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Right.
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I th-
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But you realize you're only going to be doing the bidding of Hitler.
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I think that-
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(laughs)
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... maybe some people hope that by not abandoning their post, they're able-
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Sure.
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... to maintain something. Now, I don't know-
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Right.
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... if that's correct or misguided, but I think that that's
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part of why someone wouldn't quit.
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Right. So rather than let Hitler not do things, you would want to do things for Hitler? (laughs) Okay.
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Hmm.
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That's fine. It's up to... I guess, I guess everybody... this makes sense to everybody. That's fine.
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Hmm.
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I'm just... Let it go.
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(laughs) The idea that you would care about the FBI director is insane to me.
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Yeah. And then I guess there's, uh, Jared Kushner's dad, uh, ambassador or something. Who cares?
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Jared Kushner's dad?
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Yeah, he's an ambassador to France.
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Okay.
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Uh, who cares?
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All right.
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So for what it's worth, though, like, fuck, uh, Biden for par- pardoning Hunter.
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Sure.
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I'll say that.
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Sure.
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I may not necessarily believe that the crimes that Hunter committed require him to go to
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jail or whatever. You know, I don't really love the idea of people going to jail, but-
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Yeah.
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... you know, it's what he was sentenced to.
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Biden had a conflict of interest here, and he'd already promised not
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to pardon his son. If you wanna pretend to stand for principles and
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shit, you can't do stuff like that. If we live in a
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smoke-'em-if-you-got-'em kind of world, then I guess it is what it is. But if values mean
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something, then Trump pardoning Kushner... Like, 'cause he did. In 2020, he pardoned
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Kushner's dad-
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Sure.
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... for these crimes. That's bullshit. And pardoning your son if you're Biden is bullshit too.
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Sure.
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Like, I, I, eh.
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Yeah. I mean, you know, appointing your brother to be the attorney
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general's bullshit at the same time. You know, like American politics is what it is.
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Hmm.
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People are gonna do shit with their family. Nepotism is the way it works.
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Yeah.
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I get it. I, I mean, hey, listen, he's 800 years old. What are you gonna...
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hound him after he's dead being like, "Ah, you shouldn't have pardoned your
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70-year-old son"? He's gonna be dead soon too.
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Sure.
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We got 40 years max. (laughs)
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And I think, I think that the argument
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could be made, which I'm willing to hear, I just don't know if I care about it, that, like,
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I think it
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might be dangerous if he doesn't have a pardon.
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Sure.
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The ways that, uh, the justice system could be abused against Hunter, I think maybe
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if you're the, his dad, you might wanna be like, "I'm gonna bend the
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rules for you, because otherwise you're fucked."
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I'm-
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I got-
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... I'm gonna give you the Navalny treatment. (laughs)
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I kind of get that a little bit.
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Yeah.
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I still don't really think it matters in the way that, you know,
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Biden and Democratic Party was trying to present the ideas about accountability and-
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Sure.
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... the fact that Biden multiple times said he wasn't going to pardon his son and-
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Sure.
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... I, I think that you can't really square both of those things together.
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Hey, I get it.
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But fuck it. (laughs)
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Navalny went back to prison.
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Hmm.
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Now, in retrospect, maybe he shouldn't have gone back.
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Just throwing that out there. Maybe we should pardon Hunter. Who knows?
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Right. So, uh, Alex has, uh, a lot to cover-
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Mm-hmm.
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... on this show. You said he was loaded for bear.
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Sure.
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And, uh, he complains about that a little bit.
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Yesterday, I got particularly prepared for the show. I mean,
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I probably prepared six, seven hours yesterday.
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And then I did an hour on the biggest news, and then I
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just, I, I hit a wall. And this doesn't happen very often, where I'd done so much preparation
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and I, it would take probably five hours to cover it all, that I just... every once in a while, I just
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go, like Robbie the Robot when he has too
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much information, "Cannot compute. Cannot compute." Smoke coming out of my ears.
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But I'm, I'm refocused, prepared. I don't just have all the other
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news I didn't get to yesterday that I prepared for.
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I prepared a lot for all this other stuff. So
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I've cleared the deck of guests.
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I may take calls.
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But it won't be to the third or fourth hour, because I need to cover all of this.
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And again, the problem is each article
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I could do an hour on easily, because it's
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full-depth understanding of something that really gives us victory. I mean, like this story I've had since
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Friday
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that I meant to cover
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and didn't cover Friday, didn't cover Saturday, didn't cover Sunday, it's so spectacular,
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the US government came out and admitted basically to all their weather control.
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Basically?
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Basically all their weather control.
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And said, "But,
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we're creating a new weather control bureau," like a bunch of other countries have.
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I'm sorry?
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"To stop other countries from attacking us with it
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and keeping other people from b- able to do it individually or through a business, a corporation."
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And, and I mean, you talk about a deep dive. I mean, this is
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beyond geo-engineering, beyond terraforming, beyond just what's going on there and how massive that is.
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The fact that they're coming out with it, why is that? And, and then
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this story feeds into everything else.
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Ah. (laughs) So yeah, Alex is trying to express that he has too
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deep of an understanding of the news to cover it in a way
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that your idiot brain could grasp without it taking five hours.
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Yeah.
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It would take forever.
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It's too long.
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He wants to sound wise and enlightened, but if you have any experience watching his show
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critically, all he's saying is that he can't
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focus. For example, he wants to talk about this story where
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the US government had admitted that they have weather weapons, but on Infowars that's not news. In
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any other context, a person could cover that story as a big deal. But for
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Alex, he's reported that the US government admitted to
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having weather weapons like a thousand times in the past, so this has no impact.
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So what if the government admitted to having weather weapons again?
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Because he's already pretended to cover this story, he instinctually
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knows that he needs an angle on it, which is where all this dancing is coming from.
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He tries to connect every possible dot he has in his head, because he
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wants to distract the audience from realizing
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there's no substance, uh, to any of this.
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An- and he's already reported this story a bunch of times in the past, and he's never proven shit.
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In an effort to create the illusion of having too
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much to say about a subject, Alex Freeh associates whatever he can think of that
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sort of connects, like in this case, "Maybe it's not a
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story about the government admitting to weather weapons.
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Maybe it's about why they're admitting this now. What are they covering up?"
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Right.
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You don't need any actual information to
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do coverage like this, and you don't even really need to read the articles you're covering.
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Alex's real skill is in that ability
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to free associate stuff that kinda sounds like he knows what he's talking about, if you only,
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only pay half attention. So y- he can basically do this shit in his sleep.
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Mm-hmm.
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The problem is that even a master of this game can't hit every time when he gets up to bat.
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Sometimes he's just not feeling it, or the rift doesn't come together properly in his head. And in those
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cases, Alex can pretend to be overwhelmed by how much information he has in his head
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and have a meta blowup about how he's too smart and informed, like he must have on the previous day's show.
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It's a fun game, but it's all a charade.
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I wonder what that actual underlying story is about a weather agency. (laughs)
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I, I love it.
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I wonder what it is. I guess we'll find out when he covers it.
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I like, I just like the idea of elevating everything to mutually assured destruction.
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Tornadoes.
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Like, does it matter what it is?... is, somebody else is working on it. Oh, we've got a new
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way to dredge rivers. Yeah, the Russians are working on it, if they do it faster than us, everybody dies.
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Mm-hmm.
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Like everything is that. And I mean, weather weapons is pretty good but-
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Sure.
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... can you imagine a weather weapon fight?
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Mm-hmm.
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What does that even look like? (laughs)
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Well, there was this level in Mega Man...
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Right.
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... where-
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Okay.
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... one of the robot masters-
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Right.
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... could throw tornadoes at you.
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Wind Man, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay.
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There's another guy who had leaves.
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Okay, okay, so we're talking about weather weapons meaning people can carry and hold weather?
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I mean, I think it could.
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'Cause I was thinking more like, oh, we can make a hurricane start over anywhere.
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It could be that too. (laughs)
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I- I like yours though. I like a suit. I want a suit with weather powers.
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It's more manageable...
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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... in terms of, like, if- if it is just, will create all kinds of crazy weather over you-
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Yep.
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... everyone's gonna be-
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it just sucks.
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... screwed really bad.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it sucks.
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Yeah.
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That's no fun.
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If you have fun suits then it- there's a- there's a story to it.
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No, you're right.
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Yeah.
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We're- we're fleshing this out way better than Alex is.
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Mm-hmm.
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We gotta- we gotta throw this in there.
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So I'm- I'm definitely curious about what his story is.
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Absolutely.
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That he didn't read but prepared forever for and then didn't cover, uh, and then got mad yesterday. (laughs)
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Sure.
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(laughs) I don't- you- I'm curious.
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We'll never know.
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Uh, but what we are gonna know is how many fucking stacks of paper are in front of him-
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Uh-oh.
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... 'cause he proceeds to count them off.
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Oh, no.
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I mean, that story alone gives me a headache it's so important.
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And by headache I mean my head just... Yesterday I spent about an hour
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just reading that and printing documents and thinking about it, and I wrote more than 30
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notes just about it, and each note would take five minutes.
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So that's- that- th- that's where I'm at and that's one
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stack. There's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17,
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18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36 stacks.
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Some stacks are more than 20 articles. I've got 50-something videos here.
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You're like, "Well then, get to it, Jack." Okay, I'm going to.
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But each one of these (laughs) stacks brings up a whole database in my head, I'm just like, aah.
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'Cause one thing to sit in my office and, hmm, hmm, because the brain moves so quick, it's then
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how do you boil it down? How do you put it into spoken word? It's each one of these stacks is like a whole
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speech that a professor or politician would spend weeks getting ready for, see what I mean?
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So it- it's- it's- it's- it's painful.
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Like Musk says, "The brain is hurting." But it's good. It's good for you.
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The brain is hurting. (laughs)
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The brain is hurting.
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(laughs) .
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But isn't- isn't his time supposed to be numbered on the show? Is it...
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He just did list off numbers.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Just rattled off numbers.
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Aren't- aren't you supposed to have a
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end date eventually, right? And you'res, and you, Con- Conan spent his last few
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days on The Tonight Show going ape shit.
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Yeah.
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Right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Do it.
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Well, I- I- I mean, look, whether or not your time is numbered...
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(laughs)
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Like, you, this is a real disrespect to timing.
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Yes.
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Their schedules...
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Everything.
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Or,
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e- e- h-he's killing time in a way that is
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self-parody.
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Yeah.
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Um, and I'm amazed by it.
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It's- it should be, I- it genuinely I think should be illegal.
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(laughs)
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I have many qualms with the laws. This might be one of them.
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A crime against time.
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I think so.
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So every episode I could probably rant for a couple of extra
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hours about stupid thoughts I have about how dumb Alex is, or how I'm mad about some really
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niche concern, but I don't, because I prepare
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for the show. There's a lot of information in my head,
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oftentimes that connect in some ways to subjects that we're talking about, but for the most part
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I don't suffer from this brain pain that Alex does
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because I do a little bit more than skim headlines before the show.
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The goal is to create something that explains and
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better informs people about particular subjects, in this case,
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whatever Alex chooses to cover on his show. That's what I- I hope to illuminate and
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help people understand. So I do things that
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facilitate that. I read articles and bills when necessary and seek out
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context so I can understand the things that we're covering in order to convey a point.
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Conversely, Alex's goal is to create exciting
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entertainment that makes his audience mad at vulnerable populations in society, so he has no
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reason to actually cover a point. He's just that Jesus
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lizard running across the surface of the pond, and if he takes time to explore anything, the momentum gets
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lost and he falls in the water. He has
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30-something stacks of paper in front of him, so his point better be some good shit
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that he's dancing around avoiding getting to.
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I'm real excited.
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They got... Who- who decides how many of those papers are fake?
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Huh.
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Or, like, empty, you know? Like, who's the person who has the stack of, like-
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Ah, it's...
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... it's, we- we put 40 sheets, those are always blank, let's just face it.
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It- it wasn't always this, but the answer is now Chase.
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Yeah, well, it has to be Chase.
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The answer is always Chase.
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It has to be. Yeah, you're-
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Or Daria, it's probably Daria.
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It's probably Daria. You're- that's a good point.
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So Alex has all of this paper in front of him.
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Mm-hmm.
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He's prepared so much. He's got a lot in his brain pain. He, the head is hurt.
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Yeah, when his head hurts, the rainforest suffers.
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(laughs) Yeah. Uh, so he tries to use some of these props and it just does not work.
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Brutal.
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And I get why a lot of people don't wanna know about
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reality 'cause it's complex and it's wild, and the deeper you get into it, the more
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deep it gets and the more you'll wanna know and, woo, it's wild.
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And it's fulfilling, but it's like sometimes, it's like riding in a race car
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250 miles an hour, it's like, neeeeh. It's like, "When do I get off this thing?"
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So, (clears throat)
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let me,
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uh, let me just do this. I think the only way to do this is to
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start per stack. It's like you're about to start a marathon, it's like, ah, ooh, mm.
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Is that how you start a marathon?
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Eh.
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It's like...
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I feel like it's not.
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... analogy, but I am a dirty devil at points. It'd be like the
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20 of the most beautiful women you've ever seen in your life and...
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You got one day to behoo- well, I'm sorry, sorry. My bad. The point is,
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the point is is that the, 'cause each one of these is devastating to the new world order.
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And I- I really wanna hit the nail on the head with all these, so...
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I mean, (laughs)
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this- this right here is a big deal, and I should probably do the whole show on this.
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Oh my God.
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You know what this is?
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This is what I told you months and months and months ago was coming,
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because they said it was coming, and then no one else talked about it but them.
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(clicks tongue)
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It's the martial law plan.
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Kind of a big deal.
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That's amazing.
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Kind of a big deal.
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Alex has 30-odd stacks of prop paper on his desk, but it's not
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really doing him much good here because he can't figure out what he wants to cover.
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He doesn't know really anything about the
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stories, the headlines that he's seeing, and- and
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likely they're just not inspiring him towards an easy
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path, so instead of just picking one and diving into it, Alex has descended into a meta-commentary about
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what it's like to have to choose from so many amazing stories that you could cover.
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This is a fraud. If Alex is being sincere, then I'm supposed to believe that he spent
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hours preparing these stories, and now that he's on air, he can't
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choose one to start with because he's too prepared and they're all so huge.
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This implies that if he covers one story, he won't be able to cover the others, and
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what if the other ones are actually bigger news?
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Can he live with himself if he covers one bombshell but in the process forgets to cover three others?
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This is dumb, because Alex has unlimited airtime and can cover
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whatever the fuck he wants for however long he wants.
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He has theoretical radio commercial breaks, but he skips those all the time, and
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there's nothing stopping him from keeping the show going as long as he wants on his own streams.
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He doesn't do that because the news he has to cover actually isn't important,
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but it's important that he make it feel super important.
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The show isn't about the stories he's covering, it's about how important his stories are, and that
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feeling is created by doing this whole game-... I can't get to anything because it's all too
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massive. This is all bullshit, and if Alex wanted to, he could judiciously prepare and do dry
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coverage of any story that he wants on his show. But he knows that if he did that, there would be no
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substance there and he'd bore the shit out of the audience.
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But I guess now that we've- we've switched from this huge news about weather weapons to some
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huge news about martial law plan, like
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this is also not news to Alex's audience.
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He's been yelling about Rex 84 since before Chase was born. Like, this is ridiculous.
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That's true.
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Yeah. (laughs)
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That is definitely true.
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I wonder, can y- does- does preparing so much
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then turn it into an improv game? You know what I'm saying? Like,
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improv, you're supposed to not prepare. But can you prepare
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so much that it tur- circles back around to being improv again?
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Well, I mean, some people would argue that all you're doing by living is preparing to improvise.
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Well, I was... You know what? While I was thinking of this-
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(laughs)
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... uh, there was a part of me that's like, "Can Andy Daly do improv anymore or has he improvised-"
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It's literally impossible.
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"... so much it's not possible for him?"
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Nope.
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He's just too good.
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Mm-hmm.
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It is who he's prepared to be.
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Once you dedicate yourself to not
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preparing-
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You've prepared.
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... everything is preparation.
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Everything has been preparation-
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Right.
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... for the moment that you're in.
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And I guess if Alex wanted to make that argument-
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Right.
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... I would find that fascinating.
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I think-
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But-
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... we've just proved that improv is evil and no one should do it.
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Um, I- I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna go that far with you.
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Fair enough.
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But Alex is, uh, uh, Alex is definitely a case study that it can be bad. (laughs)
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(laughs) There's, there's improv games and there's Alex.
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You know what the rest is. (laughs)
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Yeah.
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In the same way that, um,
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y- y- I- I- man, I just, I'm fascinated by this idea now. The idea that-
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(laughs)
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... him not preparing is preparing.
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Is preparing. (laughs)
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If that's what he's trying to convey.
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(laughs)
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It's interesting.
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All right.
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But I also wanna know what that weather weapon story is.
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Yeah.
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And I don't think we're gonna get to it.
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I don't know if it's real.
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(laughs) I don't, I don't either.
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I'm starting to think that weather weapons aren't even real.
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I know those stacks of paper are real.
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I want that suit.
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So, we got this, uh, this martial law plan.
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Sure.
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And so Alex decides, like, "Eh, maybe this'll be more fun to talk about."
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Yeah.
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So, he dives into that.
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Okay.
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This is big
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(keyboard clacking) and it ties into all the rest of this.
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Democrat Senators urge Biden to try to limit Trump's ability to use the military
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domestically.
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NBC News.
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Now,
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again, this article gives me a headache because it's got hundreds, and really more than that, data points.
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This is a legislative coup over the executive
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and they think if Biden outgoing somehow certifies that the presidency
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no longer has the power over the military, the command of it, Congress has the funding,
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then it's legitimate. That's one level. But- but the bigger issue is,
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what are they planning? Well, they say there's gonna be uprisings against
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Hitler, I mean, obviously. Hitler 2.0, Donald John Trump.
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And so, uh, and the Trump supporters are gonna kill the migrants and kill the Black people.
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They just say that with a surety out of a clear blue sky because
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they're going to do the false flags.
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Duh.
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So, I'm just sitting here waiting when Trump gets in
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and they're gonna have s- white supremacists mow down a bunch of migrants
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to set up Tom Homan and Trump and all of us.
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This is a big deal, and all of this is a big deal.
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Yeah, like the US government's gonna create a weather control bureau.
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Oh, so you see how this is now strangely connected back to the weather
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weapons (laughs) thing, but it's not really connected at all?
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Yeah.
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This is because all Alex is really doing
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behind, like, the presentation of it is he's verbally spinning plates.
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Right.
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That's
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th- the act that-
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Right.
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... he's engaged in. The... If you describe the improv that he's doing, that's what it is.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I still have no idea what this weather weapon story is, but now we have a story about
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Democratic senators wanting to limit Trump's ability to use the military as a domestic police force, and
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Alex is against that. (laughs) Alex, the king of
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Posse Comitatus, supports a president using the military as a domestic police force.
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I get that he has this dumb false flag racism angle
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that he pretends justifies having that position, but that's fucking insane.
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Yeah.
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The premise of Alex's entire career is built on the opposition to the feds
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and the inciting incidents of the patriot movement that he's made millions off of
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were things like Ruby Ridge and Waco, where federal forces were used against civilians
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in a way that Alex and his cohorts believed violated the Posse Comitatus Act. There was
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no principle here to begin with. It was just marketing and
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branding, and that's important to understand. The story here is that Elizabeth
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Warren and Richard Blumenthal wrote a letter to Biden
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asking that he put out a policy statement that clarified
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how the president could use the US military as a domestic police force
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in times like when the governors asked for help.
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Sure.
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You know, stuff like federalizing the National Guard-
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Sure.
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... with the governor's permission.
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Sure.
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They were concerned because Trump has
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re- said repeatedly that he wants to use the US government for domestic policing
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in terms of things like mass deportations and dealing with the
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radical left. He's been pretty clear about his intent, so Warren and Blumenthal wanted Biden to
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say, "Hey, not cool," before leaving office, knowing fully well that Trump wouldn't be bound by that
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and he could reverse Biden's directive the second he was inaugurated.
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I would understand Alex being against Warren and Blumenthal's letter because they were
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asking Biden to just assert things that are already law.
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It's kind of a waste and it doesn't really change anything, so
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it ultimately comes down to, like, an optics thing, or making it
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look bad when Trump goes back on it or whatever.
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I would accept that Alex has that kind of a problem, except like 20% of his political activism before
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Trump, uh, came around, like, w- he was trying to get state governments to assert
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already established laws, like saying the Second Amendment exists.
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It does.
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His career was built on empty performative gestures, so
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I'm left with little choice but to believe that Alex is mad
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about this because he wants Trump to use the US military as a domestic police force.
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He's never believed in Posse Comitatus. He
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just doesn't want the military used against his guys, which is to say white Christians. (laughs)
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Yeah. Yeah. It is, it is fascinating to me,
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this part, because from what I know of military
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members and the people that I've met and talked to and their- their experiences is that they are
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infinitely more interested in the Constitution than the regular police.
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Hmm.
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So, I kind of... And in fact, I would make a very large bet that if they
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made the military a domestic police force, we would have a
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more constitutional police force than the one we currently have.
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Whoo.
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I think that would backfire
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horribly on people who are trying to... You've already got the cops.
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Mm-hmm.
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They're fine with doing illegal shit. I don't know if you've noticed that.
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Well, I'm- I'm- I'm not trying to say, I'm not trying to advocate for maintaining the status quo, but
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I also hope that we never find out if you're right, because, uh, if you're wrong,
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that shit's bad. (laughs)
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Ah, I don't know.
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If you're wrong that the military would be a better-
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Sure.
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... police force- (laughs)
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I don't, I mean-
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... you're in deep once you-
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But, like-
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... have, uh, made that mistake.
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But, like, what's the biggest diff... Like, they're not gonna roll up with tanks,
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you know what I'm saying? Like... Or, okay, how about throw this out there,
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traffic stop via tank. Now, that's fun.
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Well, I mean, on some level you could make the argument that, you know, obviously police forces have already
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militarized and, you know, they have access-
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(laughs) They do ha-
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... to a lot of-
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They already have tanks. Yeah. There is that.
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Yeah, but they don't roll up to your house-
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(laughs)
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... for, like, a normal call and attack.
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Sure. (laughs) Sure.
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So, I think that would be a stretch.
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Right. Right. Well, I mean they-
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But they do-
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... don't always roll up to your house. (laughs)
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You know, I- I- I, um... Here's what I would say.
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Yeah.
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The things that militaries do, and the police do,
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are distinct-
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Sure.
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... in many ways. (laughs)
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Sure, sure. (laughs)
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Um, e- either way, I think that Alex definitely, based on like what his career is all
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about, shouldn't be striking this time.
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Absolutely not. He should be like fucking Crossing the Rubicon as-
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It's kinda silly.
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... Caesar shit. Yeah. It's absurd.
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And, and just because he has his notion of like,
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"Oh, the left is gonna do false flags and make Trump use the military on
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the public and then they'll make him look bad for doing it."
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Sure.
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It's like
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what level could you not just write that story about every single instance?
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Like if Bill Clinton wanted to use the military to take over, uh, the entire country-
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Sure.
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... let's say, why couldn't somebody on the left be like, "Well,
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the,
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set up-"
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I mean, you know, the, the fun part about the government that I like is that,
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I mean, theoretically he could just have... He's already got like
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most of the legislative branch and the judicial branch and the executive branch.
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So, he could just set up a new office called the, the
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Not the Army Police Force and put everybody in the Army in it.
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Hmm.
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Boy, that would be wild.
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(laughs)
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I mean,
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th- I don't understand-
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(laughs)
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... what the Department of Government Efficiency is.
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See what I'm saying? Put the military in it.
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Is that a real government thing?
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What if the military was the entire Department of Government Efficiency?
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Under Vivek and-
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And Vivek had complete control over the military. Now we're, now we're getting somewhere.
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I mean-
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Now we got a government.
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... I do think that previously unimaginable-
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(laughs)
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... things have, seem to be
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unfolding, so-
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(laughs) I'm, I'm in. I'm in for clownship.
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So, uh, Alex is a bit triggered by, uh, Alejandro Mayorkas.
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Sure.
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Uh, and he talks about that.
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Okay.
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You've got
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exactly what we called for, exactly what I was told was going on.
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The new border czar, Tom Homan, saying, I'll play the clip coming up,
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that they are going to criminally not
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just go after the NGOs, not just go after the human
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traffickers at the ground level, where the rubber meets the road,
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but the tire, asphalt level.
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That's important, but they're gonna go after
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the NGOs and the for-profits and the State Department and Alejandro
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Mayorkas. Hmm.
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(laughs)
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I don't normally revel in things, but I really don't like these people, and I really wanna save the children.
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(laughs)
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Even if your kids were safe-
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That one stung.
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... while this is going on, do you think they're gonna stop with just the poor migrant kids?
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Let me tell you something. It's in the news, he's running around trying to get immunity right now. (laughs)
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Ah, good luck, you piece of filth.
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You piece of fucking shit.
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Whoa.
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I'm gonna tell you, I don't drink anymore,
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but when that bastard gets su-
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sentenced to life in prison in a supermax prison, I'm gonna get some Dom Perignon.
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I am.
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I might even swing from the chandelier at my house. I'm serious.
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I've never swung from a chandelier, but I'm gonna, I'm gonna get a step ladder and I'm gonna swing on it.
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I am. I'm gonna dance on the table.
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Oh my,
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nobody triggers me like him. (growls) My spirit goes... (growls)
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enemy.
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(growls) My spirit goes, "That's the bad guy, right?" Oh, oh. It's okay, just stop.
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Okay, I'm gonna go to break.
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Okay.
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(laughs)
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All right, man. Cool.
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You do sound hungry. (laughs)
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Like, you need to go to break. For sure.
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Yeah, you gotta get something to eat.
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Yeah.
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Get something to eat. You sound like it.
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Glad you're sober. (laughs)
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(laughs)
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Cool.
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Yes, that's, that's the lesson to take from that.
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Yeah.
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Good job, buddy. (laughs)
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Man, he makes a compelling case for alcoholism.
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I mean, I mean, hey, what are you gonna do?
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No, man. I'm just on Sea Moss these days. That's all.
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Okay.
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(laughs)
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He does talk about how Sea Moss is like a stimulant.
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You gotta-
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And they're like, "Well, it's very similar."
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Ugh, you gotta adjust the chemical balance there. That's all I'm saying.
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Mm-hmm. So he was covering, uh, some stuff about, uh, Tom Homan, the new border czar, what he'd say.
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Sure, sure.
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And he's talking about a clip from, uh, Hannity's show.
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Uh-huh.
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Where he was talking about his plans as border czar to carry out these mass deportations.
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Mm-hmm.
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The anti-states' rights position, uh, that he's coming from would
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really have pissed off Alex's former self. But
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I guess he's trying to use these oppressive federal powers to
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kick non-white people out of the country, so Alex is fine with it. Interestingly, Hannity wasn't
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hosting this particular episode of his show.
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Trump's new border czar was, uh, the guest
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and the fill-in host was Kellyanne Conway, Trump's former campaign manager and communications director.
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Yeah.
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Seems like this, uh, media collaboration should concern Alex, but I guess it's just fine. It's no big deal.
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Yeah. You know what? And this, this keep, points back to what I'm saying, okay?
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Hmm.
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The military,
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so much time learning about how to deal with unconstitutional orders, so much time s- taken so many oaths.
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Uh-huh.
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They're taking so many oaths. CBP, not interested.
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So wait-
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Uninterested.
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Oh.
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Constitution? Who needs it?
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I thought you were gonna say that the military should host Hannity's show and I was interested in, in that.
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I'm, uh, I'm for that, too. Now we're listening. We have a rotating host.
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Uh-huh.
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That's your, that's your like, uh, uh-
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Are there five branches of the military? 'Cause then they could be Monday through Friday.
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Wait, are there five branches of the military? (laughs)
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I don't know.
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(laughs) Well, I don't know either.
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Coast Guard.
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Coast... Is Coast Guard military?
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Marines.
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Okay.
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Well, yeah, if, we gotta get to five.
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I feel like it's Army, Navy-
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Air Force.
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... Air Force, Space Force now.
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Right.
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So we got at least four.
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Coast Guard.
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And then Coast Guard.
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Yep. (laughs)
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Done. They're all hosting Hannity.
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Monday through Friday, you got a rotation.
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Monday through Friday.
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Got a schedule.
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I like, I like that.
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Yep.
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So, um, let's get off this topic and head over to some medical news.
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Okay.
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Alex has some big medical news in one of those 30 stacks.
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Every one of the new heart attack myocarditis cases in children,
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1.7 million,
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was injected with the Pfizer shot alone.
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I've got the study right here, I'll get to that.
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You're like, "Why would you do something like that?"
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Well, there's a lot of reasons. I'll explain it next hour.
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Oh.
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Because if you understand the mindset of why they do it, there, there's a philosophy.
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See, there's two types of knowledge. There's knowledge of good...
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Oh, God, yeah.
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... and there's knowledge of evil. And, and knowledge means you understand how the systems work-
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That's the same type of knowledge.
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One builds strength and beauty and honor and life and power and success,
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the other, destruction and death and betrayal. But there are ways you can do things.
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And see, good people don't really have knowledge of evil.
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Wait.
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Which you could say is good at one level,
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because when no one has knowledge of it, no one does it, and you just operate on as God designed you.
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But since evil's been introduced and evil systems developed and set up
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as perpetual motion machines, we need to stop being naive and face the horror.
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If you want to dismantle the horror,
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you don't make a friend of horror, as Colonel Kurtz says in Apocalypse Now,
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you
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make it your mortal enemy so that you can know it,
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uh, but then understand it and put yourself in its shoes, in its boots,
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so you can understand why it's doing it. Because killing people is just part of it.
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Oh.Okay. This is fun and all, and I'm- I'm sure it makes Alex feel cool to say, but
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he's just explaining to the audience that he likes to play pretend. In his
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mind, he's God's chosen soldier meant to fight the devil, and what makes him so
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special is that Alex knows about what demons do.
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He's been close to the other side, he's been tempted, and that proximity has enlightened him
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to what evil is really about. He has the knowledge of evil.
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In the real world, Alex is just a d- delusional
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bullshit artist who stumbled onto a really profitable
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game where he pretends that his enemies are cartoon
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villains and literal demons, and he rambles to his audience about what he would imagine
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they would do and how scary their imaginary plans are, and then he points at large
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stacks of paper and headlines of articles he hasn't read as props to trick idiots into thinking
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that his insane ravings are based on
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some kind of information or research. Alex doesn't have a study that
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all new cases of childhood myocarditis are caused by the COVID vaccine, but I guess
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we'll get to that after he covers the big weather weapon news or whatever.
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Sure.
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Without him providing any context for what he's talking
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about with this study, I'd like to propose a suggestion for how it might be possible for there to be some
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numbers that incidences of myocarditis could be higher among vaccinated children
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than unvaccinated children. I'm not saying this is the case, and I'm relying on
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no data to back this up, but here's a spitball.
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It would stand to reason that children whose parents got them
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vaccinated are more trusting of the medical system and doctors in general.
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Not every case of myocarditis is captured by data, and in most cases, it's self-resolving.
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If you were a child whose parents were strongly distrustful of doctors, it's possible that
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you could have a case of myocarditis that your parents just
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thought was exhaustion, and they just told you to go
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lay down. You never got diagnosed and you just moved on with your life. Not
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all cases are severe, but parents who have more trust and openness with the medical system
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might be more likely to take their kid in to get their symptoms
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checked out, and that would lead to a diagnosis of myocarditis which would've otherwise been missed.
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I don't know if this is the case, but I'm using this as an illustration to show that even if
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Alex had some numbers that myocarditis cases were higher in vaccinated
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children than unvaccinated children, there could be another
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explanation for that data that calls into question
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the causal relationship between the vaccine and the myocarditis.
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Also, I was lying. I did look into this and Alex is totally wrong, and if you get COVID, you are much more likely
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to experience myocarditis from, uh, getting that than you are from the vaccine.
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Incidentally, on December 1st, a fake story about a UK study finding that, uh,
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1.7 million children got heart defects from the vaccine, that was circulating all over
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dipshit social media. Alex just saw a random post on Twitter. He's pretending he's some kind of a sleuth
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and he's got a big COVID bombshell. But the point I want to stress is that even if Alex
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weren't just skimming social media and yelling about how mad he is about
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fake shit he saw there, even if there was a statistically higher
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incidence of myocarditis in vaccinated children compared to unvaccinated children,
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his conclusion's still not earned. It's still not worthwhile, even if he wasn't lying.
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(inhales)
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Yep. (laughs)
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Fun.
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You got 'em. (laughs)
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Yeah. (laughs) But there's two kinds of knowledge. (laughs)
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Sure, sure. Good and bad.
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Ooh.
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Th-
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these are the kind of insights you get when you take the moss, when you take the sea moss.
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You know, I-
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These are the kind of wisdoms.
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I played, uh, KOTOR, you know, Knights of the Old Republic-
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Mm-hmm.
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... back in the day. It was a good computer game.
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And you could, uh, you had ch- you know, you could make choices.
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You gotta be good or- or Sith.
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Send you to the Jedi or Sith, that kind of thing. And I- I- I genuinely, like, always
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find it hard to play these alignment games-
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Mm-hmm.
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... because they do provide these choices and I'm like, "Man, I wanna know what it's like to be a b-" But before
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I find myself, I- I'm clicking the same-
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the same thing over and over again.
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Well, it's 'cause some of those choices are actually like, "I would feel bad to do this."
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Yeah, I would feel bad to do it.
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Yeah.
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So I don't do it.
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Yeah.
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But one game, playing KOTOR, I remember
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making a character and I was like, "I'm gonna roleplay as the bad guy."
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Mm-hmm.
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And here was the problem, basically the same game.
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Yeah.
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Nah.
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It's never, it's never like a
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dra- it's, uh, it's often not drastically different.
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Sure, sure.
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You know?
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No, I mean, you know, in KOTOR you embrace the fact that you were a- a brainwashed Sith-
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Mm-hmm.
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... and that whole thing, and there's a difference. But really, in terms of the game that you play,
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see, you- you just get to shoot more lightning.
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Yeah. Wasn't there that Mega Man game where it just changed what, like, how dark of a suit you had
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depending on, like, if you made antisocial choices?
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I don't know. I've never played a Mega Man role-playing game.
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Yeah, there was like a Mega Man Legends.
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Oh, right.
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That was kind of like a early open world
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kind of thing, and you could be really mean to people and I think it made your suit darker.
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I like that.
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I may be remembering this poorly.
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(laughs)
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But I don't think it changed the game much.
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Yeah, there were no, I will say there were no moral choices in Mega Man Soccer.
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Mm-hmm.
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You could just really shoot that ball.
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You could flop.
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You could blast it. (laughs)
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Yeah. You could just make... "Oh, he fouled me."
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"Oh, the referees aren't here. What?"
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So, uh, Alex, uh, talks about... He- he got into a little bit of a mood there with the
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talking about the knowledge of good and evil.
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Sure.
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And that mood is killing time-
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Oh, my god.
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... because he has so many big stories.
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Oh, my god.
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And so he just keeps going.
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I'll get to everything else, but I need to spend some more time on this, as you can see,
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because I could go for 10 hours just on this. That's the problem.
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Like, when do you cut it off? Because y- I could just keep going and
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going and going and going and people go, "Oh." I'm told by listeners, that's when they go, "Oh, yeah. Oh."
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'Cause you don't need to just hear it from me. You're like, "Oh, yeah. That's how they... Oh, y- oh, oh,
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yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah, see? Oh, yeah." You put the glasses on. It's not me telling you. You just see it now.
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And once you see it,
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there's no going back. Once you... It's like Morpheus tells Neo, "Listen, I'm not
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promising you anything but reality, okay?
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You take the blue pill, you go back to
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Wonderland. You take the red pill, you come to reality and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
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All I'm offering's the truth, nothing more.
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And yeah, l- it's the metaphor and, and it's such a great, you know, screenplay of a-
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of an amazing novel of- of They Live.
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Whether the glasses give you a headache, it's just like, "What?"
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Yeah, no, it, it, it's easy to be in the matrix, but it'll kill you, kill your soul.
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But it's easy on the surface, just like not exercising,
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sitting on your ass and eating, you know, bon bons all day and weighing 400 pounds.
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Two hacky movie references in one minute.
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Brutal.
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Alex is crushing it.
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Mm.
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So this, uh, what Alex says there at the beginning though, I think that's actually probably
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for sure what he hears from listeners. Because, like, when he, he says that he's most
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convincing when he just keeps going.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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'Cause they're describing him wearing them out.
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Unless you're putting a ton of effort and attention into it, the human
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brain isn't designed to take in information the way Alex conveys it.
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He rattles off a ton of bullshit and jumps from topic to topic, uh,
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so frequently that a passive listener would have very little chance of even keeping up with what he's saying
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from moment to moment. It's a bad way to convey information
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where it matters if what you're saying is true or not, because
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it's meant to overwhelm your critical thinking skills.
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However, it's very good as an emotional trigger, where Alex
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rants and then he just keeps going, bringing up emotionally painful shit and fake crying and
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describing snuff films and, and that's where he can get you. He never, he, like, he could never win an actual
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information and fact-based debate, but he can do a hell of a tent revival
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speech, and those are dependent on momentum and inertia. You have to keep going, which is why Alex
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likely hears from listeners frequently that his long-winded
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free association rambling was what-... gave them the "they live" glasses experience.
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His manipulation of their emotions
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overtook their interest in critically assessing the information he was providing, and poof, they got it.
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That's the moment that you get it.
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It's like that-
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He wore you down. (laughs)
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It's like that video where people are, like,
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passing a ball around, and then there's a guy wearing a bear costume-
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Mm-hmm.
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And then after the video they're like,
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"Did you see the guy with the bear costume?" And you're like, "No, I didn't see a guy with a bear costume.
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There's no way I didn't see a guy with a bear costume."
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And then you watch it, and there's a fucking guy with a bear costume just walking through.
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Mm-hmm.
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And you're like, "How did I miss that?" That's Alex.
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He is-
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I don't know if Alex is the bear or the ball.
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Uh-huh. He's something.
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That's true.
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He's an optical illusion. (laughs)
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That is true.
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Yeah.
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He is an optical illusion. (laughs)
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It's a trick.
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Yep.
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So, he talks a little bit here in this next clip about why he's so successful. Uh, and, uh, I mean,
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it's fun, I guess.
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The reason I'm so successful
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at getting corporations and governments to listen to me that aren't committed to evil, and the bad
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guys listen too, is, they already know all this. They're just
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not paying attention. They get distracted. My job
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is to get people back on target. What are the bad guys planning?
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What have they signaled? What have they telegraphed?
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Show that we're waiting for them when they try it, or the bad guys get smart
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and run up that white flag, (laughs) which I'm seeing a lot more of.
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And so instead of getting depressed, just focusing on the evil, I have
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prayed about it, I've decided to be very happy and appreciate the victories we're having. And that's why I'm
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probably going too far the other way and having a little bit of reveling and chortling, and...
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Is that what's happening?
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But this is better than being upset,
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because we are starting to have big victory, and I thank God.
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But I also ask God to temper-
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Feels like you're still upset.
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... celebrating us a bit, 'cause we need to not be overconfident.
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You seem upset.
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Pass the Sea Boss.
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Nothing should go quite well. Hmm.
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So that's coming up. (laughs)
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Sobriety makes people upset.
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It's gonna take a long time for this globalist... You know it too, don't you?
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So,
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if you think this show
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exposing the enemy's next moves and winning is important, I humbly ask you to
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do the right thing, get incredible products, and keep us on the air.
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So you need to go to thealexjonesstore.com,
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not owned by me, not InfoWars. No matter
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what happens to InfoWars, if they're gonna attempt a shutdown, this will continue on.
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I love it when people really stress that they don't own a business. (laughs)
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It's
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super convincing.
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Oh, boy.
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So what Alex said there at the beginning, uh,
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about why he's successful is such a wild distortion of reality, and it's meant
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solely to, like, bolster Alex's self-image.
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He talks a ton of ridiculous shit on the show, and that makes it
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so the patriots are ready when the globalists arrive to carry out their plans, or
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if those plans never actually come into effect, that's because Alex's shit-talking stopped them
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from doing the thing that they were totally gonna do. There's no fail state in Alex's shit talk.
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In effect, he's created a perfect self-reinforcing profit simulator.
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Nothing that happens can prove that he was wrong. And
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great, that's a lot of fun, but, I mean, where's the globalist proboscis right now?
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I don't know.
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It seems like it's probably in the process of
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retracting, right? 'Cause he's, seems to be quite celebratory.
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It does feel that way.
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Globalist perp- proboscis in?
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Y-
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I mean, uh, th- but now, but Trump has to be part of their plan. It has to be part of the proboscis all along.
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I s- I hope not. (laughs)
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Oh, man.
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So also, here's a couple things to think about.
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Okay.
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One, we still don't know what this weather weapon story was.
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Sure.
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Two, (laughs) I just had this thought. Remember, like, six
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months ago when Alex was talking about praying for the angel of death?
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I do recall that.
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(laughs) Chase took it like a big deal.
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He really didn't like that.
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That was, like, six months ago.
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He really di- he thought it was irresponsible to just throw the angel of death around all willy-nilly.
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I, look, look, I gotta talk to my pastor about this, but, uh,
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thinking about calling in the angel of death. (laughs)
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Pretty intense. Pretty intense.
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It's so funny that that was a while ago.
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It's, and you know what? It sucks, I feel b- this is one thing I feel for Alex.
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It would be nice, one of the nice things about not being delusional
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is being able to take pride in your actual accomplishments.
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Mm-hmm.
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And man, if there is one thing that you gotta respect Alex for, that motherfucker is relentless.
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Well-
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Why is he successful? Because he does not relent.
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I would argue that that is a function of living in the moment. (laughs)
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Ah, I mean, listen, I did sales-
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The past is not real.
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I did sales for a long time, and that is, that is the number one
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sign of success. Psychopathic w- unwillingness-
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I think-
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... to take re- no for an answer.
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I think Alex did do some sales in his past, and I think that-
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Oh, I bet he did.
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... probably was pretty successful.
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Oh, I bet he was.
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So, um, Alex talks, uh, here a, a little bit about, uh, Kash Patel.
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Mm-hmm.
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And how he and Alex are really the only ones that are, like, taking human trafficking seriously.
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Shh. Oh, boy.
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Uh, this is bad. This is, this is a dark clip.
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And it's gotten much worse, and is now out in the open with almost no resistance to it other than
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conspiracy theorists like Alex Jones and Kash Patel.
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Yeah. Kash Patel was the deputy head of one of the most important intelligence agencies.
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Oh, but he's a conspiracy theorist about releasing the
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Epstein list that they admit they have they won't release. That's not a conspiracy theory.
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Or going after the NGOs that did the record level human trafficking here in America?
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Or Tom Homan saying, "We're going after the NGOs, the UN, and the administration operatives."
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Yes. Yes. Yes. And if they just do that, 'cause the globalists are coming after us
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anyways, and I say that to people in government
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that are not bad people that are like, "If we really do this, the public can't handle it," yeah, the public can
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handle the truth. Remember in A Few Good Men?
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No.
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Jack Nicholson playing the Marine Corps officer talking to the Marine Corps lawyer?
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Or the
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Navy lawyer?
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Tom Cruise?
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Never heard of it.
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He says, "You want answers? I'll give you the answers.
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You want the truth? You can't handle the truth."
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That's a great line.
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You can't handle the truth because living under the
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tyranny of denying all this stuff is a trillion times worse."
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Not a good line.
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InfoWars because you can handle the truth.
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Hmm, better.
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You want answers? I got answers for you.
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Best.
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(laughs)
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You don't have to believe me. You can go check out every damn thing I say.
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Don't do that.
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(laughs) Don't. Don't do that.
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(laughs)
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Please don't.
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Including calling to the minute when Trump will come out and announce
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his victory. (heart beating)
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Oh, my God.
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Ignoring timezone difference.
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Boof.
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A little over the horizon stuff too.
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And if I get told
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to do a lot more of that, I will, but only when I get told to. Oh, and
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it's not from the Mercers or the Vatican or the
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Israelis. I don't get told to do anything by them. I get told by Holy Spirit.
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That's where I get the...
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And that's why the bad guys don't like this show.
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Oh, that, that, that doesn't make sense.
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See, you have to really take a step back to fully appreciate how much of a child Alex really is.
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Like, this is a 50-year-old man sounding like a middle schooler arguing at recess.
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It's fascinating that anybody could hear a fully grown adult talk like this and not
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really start to worry that they're listening to an idiot.
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At the beginning of that clip, Alex was lamenting that the only
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people who are actually talking about
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sex trafficking are people like himself and Kash
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Patel, who then get branded as conspiracy theorists. This isn't true on any level, but I can explain
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what is happening here.Serious people and organizations are and have been doing difficult
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work against human trafficking. It's a real problem, and there are real people fighting against it.
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However, since 2015, it's become a bit of an obsession for the
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conspiracy theorist communities in a deeply unhealthy way.
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Pizzagate was one of the first high profile flare-ups of this since the last satanic
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panic, and that really demonstrated to a lot of shitty people how powerful and profitable it could be
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to sensationalize stories about crimes against children.
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Since then, right-wing social media has essentially been a carousel of nonsense human trafficking panics
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like when they thought that Wayfair was, uh, selling kidnapped kids on their website.
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This particular segment of the conspiracy
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world has an impossible standard where they demand that
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the authorities play these games with them. Unless the Department of
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Justice arrests all the pizza shop owners in
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DC and shuts down Wayfair, then they must
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not really be taking the issue of human trafficking seriously. Folks like
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Alex and Kash Patel are able to exploit this mentality
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promising to take these concerns seriously, and in the process, normal people rightly come to
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view them as conspiracy theorists. Over time, this community has become more and more
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loud, particularly in comparison to people doing
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actual work against human trafficking. Alex and all his shithead friends couldn't stop
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tripping over their own feet trying to promote the sound of freedom but don't say a goddamn word about
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any of the actual on-the-ground organizations trying to provide resources and safety to people
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who are trying to flee dangerous exploitative situations.
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They aren't interested in actually addressing human trafficking, its causes, and its reality.
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They just wanna use the understandable emotional
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power around the subject to attack their enemies. It's that voice that's the
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loudest, and it won't be satisfied unless we all get into adrenochrome conspiracies and all that other
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stupid shit. And so in the real world there, there're these people
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fighting human trafficking, but their efforts will never be enough unless they take
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the insane fantasies of idiots seriously. This makes it appear like the only
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people talking about human trafficking, they end up getting called conspiracy theorists because
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the conspiracy dipshits are super loud and they're not helping anyone,
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so they often get told to sh- please just shut up.
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And so that's why that perception exists, which is what Alex is actually describing when he talks about how
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him and Kash Patel are the only people who are talking about this and they get branded conspiracy theorists.
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Yeah.
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That's not true.
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Yeah.
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But that's the dynamic that's underneath it.
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I...
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Yeah. You know, I'm, I'm gonna go and say... I'm gonna go ahead and say that I think the FBI
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investigating Wayfair is probably for the best.
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Hey, I mean, look, check all your, check all the corners, you know, like, uh-
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Yeah.
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... check all the boxes.
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I mean, that gives the rest of us a good
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six months of free crime.
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Mm-hmm.
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So, like, go do some crimes. Because the FBI's not looking.
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Do you really think it's gonna take six months to investigate that dip, dumb shit?
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If Kash Patel is in charge, yes.
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Oh, yeah, if he's wasting time-
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We all have free interstate
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crimes waiting for us. That's, that's available now.
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Huh.
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See what I'm saying? Nobody's looking.
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I guess.
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Uh, b- fucking, that Dunkin' Donuts in Boston,
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steal everything, leave the state. Nobody's gonna fuck with you. The FBI's busy.
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You can't cross the border, uh, between states with donuts.
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That's what I'm saying.
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That is-
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You can now.
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No, 'cause you can only have a Boston cream within Massachusetts state lines.
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Oh, that is true.
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Everyone knows that.
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Who enforces that? It's not the FBI. Otherwise, we would be able to get away with it, obviously.
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It's a bunch of Beantown guys.
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(laughs)
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CT will come and get you if you try to take their pos-
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Just, it's just, it's just CT and posse.
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Yeah.
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CT and Ben Affleck just kick your ass.
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Just childhood friends.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Um, yep.
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That sounds right.
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So, uh, Alex, uh, h- he's talking about this, like,
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being called a conspiracy theorist if you talk about these, these human trafficking type things.
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Mm-hmm.
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He says something that I thought was really fucked up.
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I was talking to an individual, I'll just leave it at that,
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about pedophiles in Hollywood a few days ago,
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and he said, "Oh yeah, let me tell you about bl-..." And, you know, the person knows these people.
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And I said, "Oh, he's a such-and-such."
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He goes, "Well, how do you know?" I go, "I told that, um, movie producer
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18, 19 years ago." He was just going down a list, this person, that person, that, this person.
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And I said, "Well, we gotta go tell the police that."
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And he's like, "Well, I mean,
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I, I just talked to the guys that saw it. I don't..." And I said, "Well, you need to get them to go to the police."
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And it was a very well-known Hollywood person
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that when they're on location and shoots in Latin America with the security team,
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they'd just grab women out of the villages and just rape them,
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and kids.
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And that's just, you know,
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that, that's just,
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that's just the way this works.
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So...
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yeah, this is going on. These people think they're God.
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Let me be clear about something. Alex either doesn't believe this story he's been told by this person
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or he's actively involved in covering up for this unnamed movie
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star. I don't know how else to put this, but you just can't do
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shit like this. It... This isn't okay. And Alex relaying this story this way reveals a real
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sickness in how he deals with this kind of stuff.
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If he has this information, he needs to go to the police. I can
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see a possibility where he doesn't believe that the police will take it seriously. And in that case, if he
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believes the information that he has, he needs to say this person's name and talk about it.
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If he believes the story that he's telling, then Alex is protecting their identity. And
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i- in effect, he's enabling their ability to hurt more people in the future.
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It's kind of a giveaway that he's just talking shit that he doesn't say a name.
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He doesn't give a shit about people's privacy or, or protecting anonymity.
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He hurts private citizens constantly.
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And so, like, he's not saying a name. And, and
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for what? Like, what's the point of telling this
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story? What do we gain by it? Do we gain any new useful information that
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helps us understand anything? Or is it kind of just
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Alex bragging about how he talks to cool Hollywood people and he's in on the gossip circles? Like, fuck off.
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Yeah.
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This is ridiculous.
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Yeah. It's a, it's a, it's like that, you know, he doesn't mind talking
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sh- shit about people 'cause people are fucking people.
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He minds talking shit about celebrities 'cause celebrities are important people.
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I don't think that's even true.
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Eh.
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I don't, I don't th- I think that Alex doesn't give a fuck about this and just wants to act like he's
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in the loop and s- of, like, about salacious shit.
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Yeah. Oh, no, totally. I agree with that.
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He talks, he talks about, like, celebrities he hates all the time, like Robert-
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Sure.
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... De Niro. He can't stop complaining about that guy.
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Sure, but that's part of being a, wanting to be part of that social circle.
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He also constantly calls celebrities he doesn't like pedophiles.
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Sure.
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So, like, this to me indicates one of two possibilities.
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Mm-hmm.
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One, Alex is free associating and just trying to make himself sound cool.
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Mm-hmm.
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Two, it's a celebrity that he likes and he doesn't wanna say the name-
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That's more likely.
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... because if he does, it implicates, like-
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He'll get in trouble.
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Yeah. (laughs)
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Yeah.
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It's something like, it's-
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Somebody'll text him.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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I'm not saying it's Mel Gibson, but it's someone like it, in that sphere.
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It sounds very Mel Gibson-y, yeah.
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You know, it's like-
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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... someone he wants to protect their reputation.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I don't know. I just think-
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What was that movie he made in the jungle? (laughs)
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I think Apocalypto.
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Yes.
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This is so fucked up. Like, honestly,
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dealing with this kind of information in this way, this flippancy, and thi- like, I find it repugnant.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, let's have a fun clip where Alex complains about the Joker.
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Yay.
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They got power. Ugh, they get off on
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evil.
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And the more you commit evil, the more
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you get into it, you need to do more of it, and
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more of it, and more of it, and more of it. Read about psychotics, read about psychopaths,
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read about serial killers when they talk to psychiatrists.
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Only time they're happy is when they're doing something really nasty,
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like arsonists and, and, and all these people. They like doing bad things.
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And, and, and these Hollywood movies where the Joker's a hero now.
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He's so intellectual, he's so good. He wants to burn down the world. Oh, he's so, he's a good person. No,
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the Joker needs a bullet in the back of his head.
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(wind blowing) He's not cool, he's a piece of crap.
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That archetype of the smiling joker, that demon,
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that punk.
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Are you mad at the Joker? (laughs)
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I think somebody is telling on themself.
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(laughs)
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I don't know if it can get more telling on yourself than somebody who's like,
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"I'm exactly like Darth Vader. I hate when people mistake the protagonist for the antagonist."
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What movie does he think the Joker is the hero of? 'Cause it's not Joker.
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No, or Beaulieu.
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Right. These movies are
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quite, they go out of their way to
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not have him be the hero. And, and-
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Joker's somewhat of an anarchist/socialist hero in, uh, uh, the Harley Quinn
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animated TV series. So, maybe Alex is into cartoons.
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That's not what he's talking about.
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Maybe he's into cartoons.
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No. N- I don't think so.
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I strongly doubt it, yes.
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I, I think that part of the commentary of the Joker movies is about
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the way that the mob misuses the symbolism that-
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We are all the Joker.
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... they project onto him.
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Sure.
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Right? He's not the hero of the movie.
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No.
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I could see maybe, 'cause he also says, like,
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"The world burns." Maybe he's talking about the Dark Knight, which came out like-
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Sure.
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... what, 15 years ago? (laughs)
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It's been a long time.
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And he also wasn't the hero of that movie. (laughs)
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No. No, no, no. He was just the most popular character.
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Because it was a great performance. (laughs)
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'Cause it was a great performance. 'Cause we could all separate the idea of the actual Joker from
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the person giving their heart and soul to performing said...
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Yeah, he's a fucking punk. (laughs)
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Yes. I mean, I, I, I suppose I agree
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that the Joker is a fu- actually, I disagree. I- m- diminutizing him to
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punk is almost insulting. If I was the Joker, I would probably do something very Joker-like to Alex.
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They, you know, I mean, w- he did say that they need a better class of criminal.
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Exactly. We would def-
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(laughs) That's exactly what Alex would say, but about the Joker.
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Me as the Joker would definitely, definitely get rid of Alex, if that was the case.
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Holy shit. I love, I love just the idea of Alex muttering about the Joker being a punk.
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Jesus Christ.
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Someone needs to kick that guy's ass.
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Somebody. That, that, that Joker guy, I tell you what. These punks
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coming from everywhere.
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(laughs) People are glorifying the Joker too much.
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Uh, okay.
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Fine.
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All right.
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So, uh, Alex goes to break, and he comes back, and big news has dropped.
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Okay.
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(upbeat music) Oh, my gosh, I don't know. Thi- this is insane. We're,
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we're, we're an hour and a half into this powerful transmission.
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(laughs) I've got, uh, two and a half hours
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left here, and I'm, I'm gonna continue
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just rampaging through the news. But (whistles) a 600-page report just dropped
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during the four-minute break. I just read the first few pages of it. And man, if I was happy earlier,
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right now, I am having a mental orgasm.
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I mean, seriously, I'm, I'm having trouble even doing the show at this point.
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I'll have what he's having.
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Oh, oh. (laughs)
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Oh.
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Uh,
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(laughs)
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You can't handle the cum.
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I'm gonna have to scan through this stuff though, 'cause I need to
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scan through it some more before I get to it. I mean, we already know everything in it.
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But... 'Cause we already know there's stuff one side and down the other, but this is a
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big step towards putting Bill Gates and Fauci and
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Peter Daszak and the rest of 'em in prison, if they're lucky.
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I think we're not gonna get to that weather weapon story
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ever, I think, now that he's been distracted by this 600-page report. (laughs)
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Yeah.
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So, this is the, uh, final report of the COVID Select Subcommittee. Uh, it got released-
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Sure.
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... apparently while Alex was on air, or someone told him about it. I don't know how to put this any more
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bluntly, so, uh, let me just say, I take this as seriously
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as the committee did, by which I mean that Marjorie Taylor Greene was a member, so who gives a shit?
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Something she was part of made it to 600 pages?
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Um, yeah. I mean, there's a lot of
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screenshots.
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Mm...
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Maybe some filler.
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All right.
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If you go through their hearings, you'll notice that they weren't
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really so much a investigative body as much as they were a government-funded publicity stunt, or
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Al- as Alex might call it, a show trial.
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Sure.
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For instance, their hearing from July 21st, 2023 about lockdown policies was titled, quote,
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"Churches Versus Casinos: The Constitution Is Not Suspended in Times of Crisis."
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I like that.
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On July 27th, they had a hearing called, quote, "Because I
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Said So: Examining the Science and Impact of COVID-19 Vaccine Mandates."
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I like that, too.
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Their hearing on September 14th was called, uh, quote,
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"Oh Doctor, Where Art Thou? Pandemic Erosion of Doctor-Patient Relationships."
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Finally, the Cohen brothers have made their stamp on culture.
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This was not serious, and maybe it's a
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little bit dramatic, kind of like an angsty teenager pretending to do the things they think adults do.
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But also, you brought that noise on yourself. You
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said, "I'll have what he's having," and then he did start making-
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I, no, it, it, no, it was my, it was my fault.
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He did start doing the makeover.
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It was my fault. I thought there was no way he was going to do the noise, so I might as well do the bit right away.
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Yeah, oh.
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Foolish.
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Foolish.
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Foolish of me.
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Yep.
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Yeah.
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That's-
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Yep.
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That, that was what made me, uh-
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Two weeks off.
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... laugh there, yeah.
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Two weeks off, that's the timing.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'll have what he's having. And proceed to Alex-
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To actually making the-
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... making (laughs)
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Oh, God, no. No.
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So, uh, if you liked those noises (laughs) ,
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here's more noises.
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Okay.
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I mean, this is, whew, boy, the synopsis pages alone.
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What do they call that, the glossary, the syllabus, the, uh... Mm.
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(laughs)
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Oh, this doesn't look good here, lemme tell you.
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Mm, you guys thought you were gonna get away with all this. Doesn't look like you are to me.
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No, in fact, you're not getting away with it. You haven't gotten away with it. And, uh,
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just what's been done to you so far, and the information war is, starts with a big capital D,
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devastating.
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Oh.
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Biden likes to lean over my mouth. That's World War III. That's devastating.
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So, mm, (sniffs) mm.
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Oh, my gosh. Oh, oh.
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Oh, goody, goody gumdrops. Hmm.
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Stay on target.
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Stay on target. Okay.
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Is that Porkins?
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Okay, I gotta control yourself. (inhales) (laughs)
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Why do people glorify the Joker?
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Oh, my gosh. This calls for a drink of delicious
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cold spring water. Mm.
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Ah, refreshing. (clears throat)
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(laughs)
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Stop it.
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All right.
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Seriously, I'm having an endorphin
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kick right now.
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Ah, my cells, my very cells are like, "Good job. Oh, yes."
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Uh...
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It's this is... I'm...
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Excuse me. (clears throat)
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Amazing.
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Yeah, I, I, I can't continue the show at this point.
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No, you cannot.
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Um-
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Agreed.
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Just need a moment here. Excuse me.
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Ooh, ha, hmm.
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All right. Oh.
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(humming)
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(laughs)
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Boy, do I have a lot of stuff to cover here.
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Wow!
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(laughs)
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That's what you have to say?
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That's, uh, that post-orgasmic clarity.
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Wow!
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(laughs) Yeah, I got a lot of work to-
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You want petite more?
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I got a lot of work to do. Shit.
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(laughs)
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Oh, I just busted and now I gotta, uh, I gotta get back to work.
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See, this is why... This is what I'm saying, The Onion just needs to shutter it because
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there is nothing that they're going to post-
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Nope.
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... that's funnier than that.
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Nope.
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And if you can't beat that, you should just quit. You know, you're The Onion.
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No, I, I... There is no, there-
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Stick in your lane.
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There is no real parody of that.
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No.
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No, you can't win.
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It's... It's insane.
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We've been doing this for how many years?
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Yeah.
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If anybody was going to have a parody version of this that worked, we would already have it.
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I think so.
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Yeah.
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I, I... And, uh, like, that is... It just
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straddles that line of like, this is a real thing that's happening to this human-
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Mm-hmm.
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... and also there's a artifice to this.
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Yep.
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There's a fakeness to it. But also, like, the guy's going through something.
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Mm-hmm.
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(laughs)
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No, this is, this is fake/real like a canker sore. Like, your tongue keeps hitting it going like-
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Mm-hmm.
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... "Why does this hurt?"
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Mm-hmm.
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"But I keep touching it."
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Yeah.
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"I don't understand."
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It's the fakest shit in the world, but you can't fake it.
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Can't fake it.
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(laughs)
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Nope, nobody could fake it. It can only be done by a real person.
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That moment after beeping and booping like a jackass of-
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Insane. Insane.
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... of being like, "I got a lot to cover."
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That would be... That deserves, uh... Like, I want Goldberg to come out of retirement and spear him.
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Um, when was the last Goldberg match?
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See what I'm saying?
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Ask Linda McMahon.
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There we go. The new Head of Education.
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Yeah. So, uh, Alex... Uh, he is right though. He has a lot to cover.
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Mm.
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Because he has not covered...
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He hasn't done anything up to this point.
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Not really.
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But make noises.
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No. I mean, he's complained about a few things.
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Sure.
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He's made a lot of noises. He's
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talked some shit, but not really covered the stories.
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Boy, do I have a lot of stuff to cover here.
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I don't how anybody could ever claim there's a slow news day. It's the opposite.
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I'm like a guy that loves steak
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and
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there's like
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100
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perfectly cooked, delicious, mouthwatering ribeyes, porter houses, New York strips
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sizzling in front of me ready to be gobbled.
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But at the end of the day, I'm like, "Wow, how am I gonna eat all this?"
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'Cause I really, you know... I just wanna eat one. I wanna eat like a 25-ounce ribeye
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or maybe a 30-ounce porter house.
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And I, and I... 'Cause, you know, it, it, it's, it's... This is all
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coffin nails in the water. This is, this is what it looks like when they are in free fall collapse.
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But at the same time, um,
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I did pretty good. I took a few deep breaths at the start of the show. I told you, and then I, I, I did a good job,
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but this is hard.
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In what way?
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Because I don't get to just cover the
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surface of these things. Let me tell
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you something. Wh- When the Senate puts out a report like that, makes the top of my head a blow off.
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Just eat the fucking steak already,
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man. Come on. Stop with these metaphors.
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He already made the exact same simile
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earlier in the show when he said, "There's all these beautiful women in front of you
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and you got a day to, to fuck all of them." Or whatever he- (laughs)
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Yep.
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... he was saying.
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Yep.
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He's already done this exact same thought path, um, and now he's just rambling about steaks.
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Some- sometimes I think you can see a brain
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just go like, "We're not gonna allow this. We gotta hard reset."
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Mm-hmm.
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Like, the moment he was like, " (sighs) You know, I could just...
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Okay, we gotta get to this thing here."
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Yeah.
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Like, I, I knew your brain wasn't gonna allow you to just say that without consequence.
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I realize that I have been
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really killing fucking time today.
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Yeah, right?
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And so I'm going to say, who could say that this is a slow news day? I have so much to cover. That is why
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I have... Oh, it's so hard, my brain hurts.
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Yeah. That pause was pregnant with triplets.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So, we still have no idea what the stupid weather weapon story is that he started the show off with. And
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in the intervening time, we've mostly just got stream of consciousness
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bullshit about human trafficking and how highly Alex thinks of himself. And now, we've looped
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all the way back to him insisting that the problem is he's got too many juicy stories in front of him.
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If I say nothing else, I will say that this act is unconvincing.
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Also, that report that he's talking about, the
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600-page one, it wasn't put out by the Senate, it was put out by the House, which Alex
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w- should know because his idiot friend, Marjorie, was a part of it.
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He should know where she, uh, is, but oh, well.
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Well, he just doesn't touch on the surface of things.
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No.
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No, you gotta go deep. That's why it hurts. (laughs)
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(laughs)
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Such an idiot. So, he's just killing time here.
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By, by the way, I'm, I'm not doing this to be dramatic or anything. I, I, I'm still
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got such a big adrenaline, um, endorphin
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rush.
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I would imagine if Star Wars was real, you know, when they're... See the D- the Death Star blow up
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10 seconds before they get blown up. I- I'd imagine, I think you'd kinda get a little high for a minute.
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I mean, this is like, "Death Stars, Death Stars."
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He's like, "Oh, oh." And then I start
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thinking, extrapolating out what that means and I'm just like, "Oh, oh." So... (laughs)
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, God is so good. Thank you, Lord. Thank you.
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Oh, please, God, protect the children. Please, please, please, please.
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Who are we praying to now?
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Oh, my goodness. Um,
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all right. And also what I'm doing is usually I
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look at the stack and I already have this big database of info I wanna go over and then now
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I, I just got off into this
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high as a kite thing and I'm only on coffee and water and I haven't even eaten today. And, uh,
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I, I, I'm not a
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hard drug user. I guess I can't really say that, you know...
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I'm high right now.
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High on life. High on victory.
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High on the excitement of being a man
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in the arena, engaged with all these other men and women in the arena, battling
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tyranny. It's so epic. It's so delicious. It's so fulfilling. It's so real. It's so what we need to be.
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Oh, oh, thank you, God. I just wanna thank God.
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I wanna pray right now to God, I just can't even do it because I'm just
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already praying right now to God. That's, that's what's happening.
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(laughs)
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Uh, well, okay, let me get control of myself here.
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It, it, it, it's information overload. See, I was totally ready for the next
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attack, the next
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three stacks that all tie together and they all
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tie together, but these really tie together in a particular area.
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And then, uh, I went to break and
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started reading this and I just was like...
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All right,
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let me just do this. Uh,
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yeah, yeah, that's,
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that's good.
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Let's play Trump Calls For
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Execution of Human Traffickers.
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Yeah, that's, uh, let's just reset with that.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay. Yeah. (laughs)
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You could not be more killing time
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than this.
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I... Okay, so if I'm teaching.
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Mm-hmm.
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My wife's a teacher
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and I've... She's not... She's, she's all right, so
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she doesn't do book reports. But imagine I'm doing a book report
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and I have a student who's trying to filibuster-
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Yeah.
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... all the way to the bell and he reaches the bell and he goes, "Ha ha, suckers."
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Gives me a little salute and walks out. I'm just saying like, "We're doing this next period.
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Mm-hmm.
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The next time you come into this classroom, you are going to continue going."
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I feel like that did happen in a class that I,
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I, I... That feels familiar to me, whether it was on Saved by the Bell or-
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Sure, something like that.
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... or whether it happened in my real life.
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Right, right, right. But in this case, your... My will is iron because we're on class period number 55.
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900 something.
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I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna let you keep going, man.
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You can... The bell can ring however many times you want. I'll be
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55 by the time you're done with this book report-
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Mm-hmm.
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... but God is my witness.
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You're gonna get to the fucking news.
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Fucking Jesus Christ, man.
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See, I went the other direction-
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Uh-huh.
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... wh- when you were imagining a scenario where you were a teacher.
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Yeah.
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Because I would... If I had a kid who did that, who... In my class-
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Yeah.
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... who, like, was waiting out for the bell or whatever-
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Sure.
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... the next class period I would play them this and I'd be like, "That's what you look like."
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Ooh, okay.
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I w- I would shame them. (laughs)
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You'd try and shame them?
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Yeah.
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Ah, that's tough.
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'Cause even a kid, I think, would be embarrassed by, like, this is what you
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look like when you're wasting this time-
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Wow.
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... and not getting the assignment done.
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I don't know. Shame's a powerful tool on children.
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Mm-hmm.
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That- that can fuck somebody up forever. That could turn them into-
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You look like Alex Jones.
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What if it turns him into Alex and you've inadvertently created the next one?
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Hm. You know, you're right. There are downsides to this, uh, this strategy.
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That it- it can go wrong.
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Yeah. So, uh, earlier in the show we heard that Alex, you know, he wants Trump to be able to use
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the military as domestic police force.
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For sure.
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Um, and so he talks a little bit more about that and says something that I think is insane.
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Okay.
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Democrats senators urge Biden to try to limit Trump's ability
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to use the US military domestically, and they have that on CNN that the Pentagon's meeting
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and preparing to not follow illegal orders for the National Guard or the military to aid
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ICE.
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Now, I already did a whole hour on this last week, but we've had lawyers on to agree with me, it's- it's a fact
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that... And you look at what Eisenhower did
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and other presidents, the mili-... He
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could call the regular army, he can call the Marines out, they have before.
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But no, it's- it's just gonna be
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the feds and a lot of jurisdictions are gonna help 'em. It's a federal
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duty. It's constitutional. One of the three main duties of the federal government.
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It's in the damn Constitution. Go look it up. The Declaration of Independence is
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all about controlling illegal aliens. Go read it.
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S- I mean, that's July 4th, folks. Heard of that day?
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That's one of their biggest beefs.
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Wasn't about a 3% tea tax. That was just one thing they went after as an example.
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What? (laughs) Did you know that?
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Did you know that the Declaration of (laughs) Independence is mostly about Alex's, uh,
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whining complaints about immigration?
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I think... I mean, in essence, the Declaration of Independence is the same as
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described... As making... As declaring yourself an illegal alien.
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Hmm. In many ways, yes.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Would you like to do a book report on it?
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I feel like I have to. I think I could filibuster for a lot of years on this one.
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So on the list of complaints about the King in the Declaration of Independence-
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Sure.
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... this is the seventh. "He has endeavored to prevent the Population of these States, for that Purpose
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obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners, refusing to pass, uh,
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others to encourage, uh, their Migration hither, and raising Conditions for
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new Appropriations of Lands." The writers of the Declaration of Independence were mad that the
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king was preventing immigration to the colonies
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mostly because he didn't want a population drain from England.
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The colonists wanted more immigration.
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Alex wants less, but they do come together in their desire for the immigrants to be white.
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Their definition of white would probably be a bit different though, but let's not get bogged down.
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It's an amazing thing for Alex to say that the Declaration of Independence is
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mostly about controlling illegal aliens. You have to really think that your audience is stupid
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or really racist to feel comfortable saying something like that. Also, while we're on the subject, why
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did, uh, Eisenhower do what he did exactly? Like, when he sent federal troops into Arkansas, why
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was that? It's because the Supreme Court had ruled that public schools had to be desegregated and the
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governor of Arkansas was trying to use the National Guard
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to score political points by blocking Black students from entering
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Central High School in Little Rock. This was for the 1957/'58 school
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year, and Black students were allowed to go to public schools thanks to the federal government
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stopping the governor from stopping them.
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And then the governor, Orval Faubus, uh, just closed Little Rock High Schools for the next school year.
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I'll tell you what, the fact that no one got a free public education that year
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certainly didn't help bring people together.
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Anyway, Alex would absolutely not have
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supported Eisenhower's actions at the time, and most of his intellectual and political inspirations
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were directly on the side fighting for segregation.
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Most of his heroes are John Birch Society weirdos who had a fair amount of
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overlap with the George Wallace supporters and his campaign staff, so
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this is a load of bullshit. Also, Orval Faubus,
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what a name.
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Man-
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Orval Faubus.
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... back in the day they just- they just allowed him to keep having that.
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Yeah.
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He just woke up every day with that name and just
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was fine.
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And determined himself to be racist as shit. (laughs)
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I mean, you know, you get a name like that, you really don't have that many options in life.
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Orval Faubus.
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Like, uh, you know, if your name is Paul Atreides, you've got about as
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many options as you do if your name is Orval Faubus.
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Faubus.
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You're gonna be-
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Orval.
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You're gonna be a bad guy.
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It's Orval with an A too.
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Bo- no.
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Jesus.
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Orval Faubus.
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What parents hated him?
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He had a faubius organ. (laughs)
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Oh my God. No.
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So, um... (laughs) This next clip's just stupid, but it's, uh, kinda fun.
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They're gonna have Democrat governors. I mean, Newsom's already said this,
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even secede, and by the way, I talked... I didn't break this last week 'cause I wanted to make some more calls.
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I talked to some folks at Silicon Valley that are well-placed, and they told me
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specifically about mayors and city councils that they've been in the meetings with,
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that have been in the meetings with Newsom,
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where they are planning to basically have California secede.
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They won't call it that, but that's what it'll be in the fine print.
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Ah. Ha ha ha. California's gonna secede in the fine print. (laughs)
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All right.
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So it's like they're not... It's not gonna look like-
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I don't know... I don't know what that means.
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It's not... They're... It's not gonna look like they seceded, but on a technicality.
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That doesn't... But what does that mean? Okay, so fine.
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It's in the fine print.
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So fine, they do that, but that... Does that mean, like, when they get sued by
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somebody for being too much a part of the United States, they'll be like, "Ah-ha, we seceded actually"?
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But they would have to be getting sued for being too much not a part of the United States, right? And they...
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No, because-
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'Cause then they could prove in court, "I am not part of the United States."
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Oh, okay. All right, so then-
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Look at the fine print.
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All right. Okay.
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Oh boy.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's gonna be... That's gonna be rough.
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Dumb, some might say.
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I mean, also,
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at that point it does feel a little ri- silly to go to a judge and have them be like, "Aha,
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you have adjudica-..." "No, no, no, no. We don't recognize your judge law."
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"I'll be damned. Fine print."
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"We're not part of this country."
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Yeah. Who is the fine print binding-
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Yeah. For whom?
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... is one question.
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Yeah.
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Second question, I guess, if I had to really play this out in my mind, the only reason to do this would be like,
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we wanna secede, but we also wanna be sneaky about it 'cause we don't wanna piss anyone off.
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Yeah.
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So it would just be to avoid confrontation, I guess.
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Yeah. Once you secede, then the fine print is a treaty between two nations.
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Right.
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But it also... Like,
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passport control would have to drastically shift.
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Sure.
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Like, there's a lotta things that are just, like,
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fundamental day-to-day things that would stop happening.
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Yeah.
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And you can't just fine print that shit. (laughs)
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No, you gotta... It takes... It would take a while.
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Everyone would also notice.
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Like, Brexit took four-fucking-ever.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know?
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There's a lot of fine print.
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It didn't happen on day one. They d- they spent... They really made a meal out of it.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. And it's gone great so far from what I've heard.
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Yeah.
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No, no issues.
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Yeah.
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Um, I, uh...
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I don't know how... I- I- I love it. I- I just love the idea of secession in the fine print.
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I do too.
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So Alex, uh, descends into what I would describe as a very long plug, and we're gonna join it in media res.
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And a lot of the brands are just raw sea moss. This is
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the equivalent of 40 grams per serving, two capsules,
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of Irish sea moss in a serving.
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40 grams is a lot.
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I wanna be clear that this is a couple of minutes into the plug.
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And that's just one of the ingredients in it.
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The burdock...
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root, the bladder wrack.
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Not pretty names, but powerful.
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They all go together synergistically. You wanna take it. You wanna experience it.
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And
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you go become a member,
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30 bucks a month, and then you get
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$10 extra, 40 bucks, and you can get your
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sea moss every month. And then you check out the T-shirts
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and the knives, a bunch of new products are getting added,
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and you come back and, and that's, you know, "Wow."
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You know Jeff Bezos is working with, uh,
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Bill Gates
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to inject a mutagenic compound into all the cows where they don't produce
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methane anymore, so that'll, quote,
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"save the Earth." Of course, it screws up their guts and screws up the meat.
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Why are you supporting him?
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If you start shopping with the patriots, if you start shopping with people that are fighting the tyrants,
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you will build the new economy. They're so scared of that.
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Separately, though, I'm gonna go to, into more news here and (sighs) get into it all.
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And I wanna cover it, it's just, it's just so much.
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Just go home.
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Because I refuse to just cover the surface,
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but that's better than not covering it.
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No, it's not.
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So I gotta drop it from me when we come back.
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That's your argument.
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But it's important.
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That's what you say.
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And some guys don't like it.
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You say that!
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Uh, separately, my dad's great supplement company, drjonesnaturals.com. Whatever
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happens to InfoWars, the alexjonesstore.com, thedrjonesnaturals.com, not owned by me.
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They can't get our sponsors, they can't shut down our sponsors, that means they can't shut me down.
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He's not... That he doesn't own those companies.
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All right.
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It's cool.
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Fine.
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It's very cool.
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Fine.
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Um,
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I w- I wonder about the argument that pretending to be about to cover really important stuff
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is better than just covering the surface.
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I think competently covering the surface might be more helpful
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than doing this.
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I
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disagree.
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Okay.
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But
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in the larger sense.
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Mm-hmm.
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The people listening are not going to be better, uh, uh, for the rest of us
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if they have a cursory, surface-level understanding.
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Mm-hmm.
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If they have no understanding of anything but noises, that's probably for the better.
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No,
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I, I... And here's where I'm gonna disagree with that.
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Okay.
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I think that if you have a fundamentally sound ability to deal with the surface-
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Uh-huh.
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... and information that is on the surface, you are more likely to explore deeper on your own-
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Mm.
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... and possibly deal with whatever information you find in a competent way.
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Mm.
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Whereas if all you understand is sounds, but you think that you
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have wisdom bestowed upon you by God, I don't know if you can handle anything.
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I don't know if you can responsibly handle any-
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You can handle sounds.
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Sure.
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See?
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Well, yeah.
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Better for all of us. (laughs)
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(laughs)
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Now, here's-
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(laughs)
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Now, here's where it gets messy.
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Fair.
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All words are a sound too. (laughs)
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Oh, shit!
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Motherfuck, this whole thing just got blown wide open!
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So-
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(laughs)
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... I think that if you can competently
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deal with sounds-
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(laughs)
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...
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what you're saying-
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Yeah.
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... is that the emotions your sound, uh, your sounds evoke-
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Sure.
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... are true to what you're trying to grunt out.
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Sure.
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And we have become disconnected from that.
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I don't think they can handle sounds.
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Yeah.
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(laughs)
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I think that is what we've learned. I don't trust them with sounds.
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I think we've gone too far down the rabbit hole to even allow them sounds.
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But I think that we started earlier off in the episode
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with Alex not really understanding how silly his impressions sound.
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Definitely.
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So maybe we don't trust them with sounds.
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Well, I don't think they can have sounds either.
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Yeah. (laughs)
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I think it is purely... And you know what? It's gotta be American Sign Language.
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There we go. I have one jingoistic belief in me, and that's that American
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Sign Language is the top sign language.
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Burdock root. Mm.
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Oh, God.
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You know what another ingredient of that was?
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What? (laughs)
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Orval Formbus. (laughs)
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Orv- Orval Formbus.
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Oh, it's Orval Formbus!
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Formbus.
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Oh my God.
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We got one more clip here.
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All right.
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And, uh,
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spoiler alert, we don't get to the weather weapon story.
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Do we get to Orval Formbus?
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No.
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Ugh.
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I brought him into the proceedings, and I regret doing it.
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If only.
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But, uh, I will say that I believe the weather weapon story that he's talking about is that a, uh,
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someone who's in the Florida, uh, State Senate-
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Uh-huh.
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... introduced a bill to make it illegal to
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control the weather-
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Sure.
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... and do all that stuff.
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Okay.
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So that is not the, uh, uh, it is a little bit smaller
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scale than I think Alex is talking about, but I'm not
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sure. He didn't actually cover the story, so I don't know what he was talking about.
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(sighs) I don't know if you can really legislate controlling the weather.
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Uh, I mean, you can just say,
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"No magic."
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I mean-
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I mean, you could do that.
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No, that's, that's, uh, no, that's fair, but I've, I, r-
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see, I'm just saying that once you can control the weather-
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Mm-hmm.
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... uh, there's no legality or illegality that's gonna stop man from getting crazy with it.
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Sure, but there's n- you can't not introduce a bill
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that says, "No magic." I mean, you, uh, there's no reason you can't do that.
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You can't not.
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I'm saying there's no reason why you can't. (laughs)
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You must, we must be, I think, on a state-to-by-state... Is this
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a states' rights issue, how much magic can be used? Yeah.
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It will become one-
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It will have to be. (laughs)
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... in the next four years.
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It will have to be.
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(laughs)
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No wizards in this state!
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It was brother against m- mage brother. (laughs)
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Now, red states are different because we don't like witchcraft here.
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Because we use fire magic.
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Right.
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Blue states are water magic, goddamn it.
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It's really obvious.
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It's not that hard.
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So anyway, here's, uh, Alex covering a story.
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Okay.
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By the way, in California, attorney general
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urges snitches to report stores without gender-neutral children's sections.
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(laughs)
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That's beyond grooming.
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"Oh my God, you've got a girls' section with dolls and stuff and you got a boys' section over here."
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The mind control, the level of that social engineering, and then the snitching.
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Uh, don't use the word mother or father, ladies and gentlemen. I mean, that's a cult, and we know that.
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$500 fines when you don't
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have all of it mixed together.
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As if any parent doesn't take their sons and daughters to the toy store,
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or when you go to the
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hardware, you know, the, the, the grocery store or you go to the
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drug store and your child goes, "Let me look at the
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toy aisle." As if they don't look at all of it, and then your daughter
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wants the-
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Wait, what?
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... toy, little toy robot and she also wants the doll.
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And you just get them
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what they want 'cause they did their chores for the week.
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And then your son,
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he wants the Hot Wheels and the toy gun.
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And the boys
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never want the doll.
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Oh my God.
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Even if they're raised in a single home, unless the mothers try to make them.
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Now, the little girls, they like everything.
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What is happening?
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You look at my youngest daughter,
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you look at her toy boxes and stuff, it's
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Frisbees and footballs and
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dart guns and
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dolls and
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blocks and...
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(sighs)
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I got three daughters and a son.
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The sons never want the girl toys.
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The little girls want all the toys.
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Especially if their father sits down and
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shows them how much fun it is to
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(pauses) shoot shotguns.
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No, she wants to spend time with you.Yeah. (laughs) Oh my God, take her fishing, for God's sakes.
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Alex is so close to getting that the sample he's generalizing on with his kids, they all
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have one thing in common. And that is that their dad is a fragile-ass chauvinist who clings
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desperately to the way that he publicly demonstrates his masculinity.
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Maybe in that scenario, his son would be
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discouraged from embracing anything that his angry father
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considered feminine, whereas his daughters would be
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encouraged to respect and revere traditionally masculine things.
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(laughs) Maybe he's laying out a
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amazing case that his influence is driving his children away from, uh, valuing feminine things.
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Yeah. Yeah. Y- you know, if you leave off the part where,
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"The little boys don't like that... because I hit them," that'll change things. That changes the context
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around your statement maybe a little bit.
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Well, we know from when he was talking to Chase
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that he doesn't, uh, have to hit his kids, he just screams at them. (laughs)
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Yeah. Well, I mean, that's true.
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So we know that.
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That's true. Uh, uh, uh, i- i- i-
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That's not scary.
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The, the way he can physically expel air at people is very-
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Mm-hmm.
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... similar to the fail of a spank, I imagine.
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What is, uh, that, uh, hero? Banshee?
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(smacks lips) Banshee sounds right.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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You can use sound as a-
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I mean, or y- or you could just go with direct... The Ghost Banshee.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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So, uh, we... I think we were covering a story there before Alex got off on his, uh, tangent about-
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Yeah.
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... his children. (laughs)
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Yeah.
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So the California Attorney General put out a press release that did
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warn holiday shoppers that, uh, they're welcome to report stores that
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don't have gender-neutral children's sections.
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This isn't because of some woke agenda or anything though. If you read the press release, this is part of AB
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128, uh, 1287, which banned businesses from engaging in what they call a "pink
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tax." This is the practice of taking identical products and marketing one to women at a higher
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rate, which you do see a lot if you pay attention. As an extension of this bill, they passed AB
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1084, which required department stores to have gendral, uh, gender-neutral children's departments
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so consumers could g- more easily identify instances
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of these price differences, uh, w- if they would like to.
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Sure.
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These stores can also still have a boys and girls section if they want to.
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There's nothing that bans them from doing it, they're just required to have a gender-neutral section,
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uh, as part of consumer protection. Alex legit needs to fucking grow up.
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I think just everybody's doing a great job.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Agree with that.
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Everybody involved.
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But you know who-
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Everybody's making perfect sense.
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You know who's not? The fucking Joker.
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Ah!
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That guy's a punk.
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Man, I'll tell you what, he's, he's m- making more and more sense. (laughs)
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(laughs) So I thought it was fun to, uh, you know, make a little return.
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Absolutely.
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Jump back in-
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Yeah.
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... and see Alex
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waste
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all of the time.
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Yeah.
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This was a monumental, uh, spectacle of a guy who does not wanna get to the point.
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It is... It's hard to, it's hard to wrap one's
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head around the dedication that it would require to do it for this long.
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Mm-hmm.
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Um, and I'm just... I, again, I just th- I just think everybody involved is doing a great job.
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Cheers.
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Uh, I think he's, he's... It's awesome that he's on the air.
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh, I think, uh, d- everybody's doing... Uh, just, just
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high fives all around.
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Valuable work being done by a competent person-
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Totally.
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... who is totally sober.
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Yep.
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Anyway, we'll be back (laughs) for another episode. But until then, we have a website.
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Indeed, we do. It's illogicalfaith.com.
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Yep. We'll be back. But until then, I'm Neo. I'm the
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O. I'm DZX Clark. I am the mysterious professor. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo.
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And now here comes w- the sex robots.
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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding.
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Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.
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I love you.
