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I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying, we are the bad guys, knowledge
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fight, knowledge fight, I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying, we are
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the bad guys, knowledge fight, knowledge fight, need money, Andy in Kansas, Andy in Kansas,
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stop it, Andy in Kansas, Andy in Kansas, it's time to pray, Andy in Kansas, you're on the
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road, what's your favorite knowledge fight, I love you, everybody, welcome back to knowledge
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fight, I'm Dan, I'm Jordan,burgup dudes, like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene
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and talk a little bit about Alex Jones, oh, indeed we are, Dan, Jordan, Dan, Jordan, quick
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question for you, what's up, what's your bright spot today, buddy, why don't you go first,
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uh, my bright spot is uh, I don't know if you've heard about this fella, Alcatraz, no,
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No, no, no, no.
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Pete Sampras.
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Similar.
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Andre Agassi.
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Similar vein.
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Rafa.
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Joe Krasch.
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Plays a little game called baseball.
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Oh, OK.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So.
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I know.
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I actually know what you're going to say.
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Yeah.
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So nobody's ever done 50 home runs and 50 solo bases
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before.
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Right.
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In the same season.
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50-50 club.
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Because that's not a thing you can do.
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Right.
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Of the things that people can do, that's not one of them.
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Mm-hmm.
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Like, here's the fun thing about baseball.
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Shohei Ohtani did this.
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Yes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So the fun thing about baseball is that because there's
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so many different possible things that happen,
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every season there's like 50 different, oh, well,
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this has never happened in the 1,000-year history of people
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playing baseball before.
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Isn't that interesting?
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Isn't that fun?
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Right?
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This is fucking demonic.
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This is horrifying.
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Yeah.
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This is a man who has transcended beyond the idea.
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Like, people, there aren't adjectives anymore.
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We've run out of the words to describe the man.
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Right.
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There's some things that are like batting for the cycle
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or hitting three home runs in a game that are like,
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it happens very rarely, but it does happen.
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This is like never.
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This is not a, no, it's not just never.
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It's not a possible thing that can happen.
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Yeah.
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It is a thing that is impossible that the man is just doing.
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He's good.
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He's so good.
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And he's a pitcher.
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And he's not even supposed to be there.
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Yeah.
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He is not supposed to be there.
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So I'm going to read to you here from a text
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that I got from my buddy Berger.
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OK.
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Get ready for a bright spot from Jordan
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about Otani being the first in the 50-50 club.
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So I got that the other day.
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Oh, so you saw it coming.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Because my buddy Berger predicted it.
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Shout out, Berger.
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OK.
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So here's the thing.
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Ultimately, he broke the reality thing at around 48, right?
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And then he got close to 50-50.
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And then he had one game.
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And he was like, well, I'm almost there at 50.
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So I'm going to hit three home runs in this game,
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get to 51, naturally.
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I'm going to steal a couple of bases.
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Fine.
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No big deal.
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I'm going to hit a couple of doubles and a single.
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I'm going to hit in 10 RBIs on the like people struggle
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to get like whatever.
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Oh, he's going to break the record for home runs this year.
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And then it's like 10 games of a slump
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because they're trying too hard.
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Not the case.
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No.
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Three home runs in one game.
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And the season's not over, right?
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Not even close.
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Yeah.
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He's going to make his own clubs.
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100 clubs.
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All of the clubs are his clubs by himself, yeah.
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My response to Burger when he texted me,
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because I didn't know that no one's ever done this before.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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My response was like, man, people
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haven't been trying that hard, I guess.
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Yeah, well, you know, boy, they've been trying so hard.
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Or is it, I mean, like, honestly,
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can you exclude the possibilities on the juice?
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Yeah.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Because juice really isn't even a, so like,
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if it was the juice, you'd be able to see very clearly,
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like, the mass changes, the size changes,
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the way that things are going.
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It is just that, like, he has turned himself into an F1 car.
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There's a team of people who monitor everything he does.
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He's got a strict diet that does everything.
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He works out the exact same amount all the time.
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And he does it.
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This is his life.
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Can I suggest a second possibility?
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What's that?
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Is there a new juice?
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I mean, I'm sure there is.
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I'm sure there's, why would you, why wouldn't you
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keep inventing a juice that can't
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be caught by the people who try to catch juice?
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Well, I mean, if you're a Formula 1 car,
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you're looking for that NOS.
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Exactly.
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Or would it, do they use NOS?
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They use the thing, it's called a DRM, I think.
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Whatever it is.
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It's a NOS, yeah.
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OK.
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But yeah, like, why wouldn't you?
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He's on the NOS.
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There's a billion dollars in the cheating.
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Well, congratulations to your favorite player
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doing something unbelievable.
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I don't even know if he's my favorite player.
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And he's young, too.
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I mean, like.
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Crazy young.
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He has a crazy rest of the season
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and then a rest of a career to do nonsense.
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No, he's already.
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He's going to break baseball.
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He's already the greatest baseball player ever to live.
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Because there's nobody who could ever do what he's doing.
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You know, it's just like a not, it's not possible.
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Because now it's not even, ugh.
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What about John Rocker?
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OK, so like the 56 game history.
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Remember John Rocker?
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I do remember him.
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He was on Survivor.
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I believe he hit a lot of people in the subway, too.
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Yeah, yeah.
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He's not popular on Survivor, either.
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Sorry.
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He's kind of a piece of shit.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I derailed you entirely with mentioning John Rocker.
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There's no point to anything after you mention John Rocker.
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Now it's just time to fight the Mets.
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Speaking of which, he was on Survivor.
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And the guy from Pod Save America
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was on this season of Survivor.
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What's Pod Save America?
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It's that John Lovett is his name.
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He's the, like, uh, uh.
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Is that the Obama kids?
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Yeah, he's a speech writer.
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Right, right, right, right.
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Yeah, and then, yeah, he has this really successful
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giant podcast.
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Did they do it?
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And he was on Survivor.
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There's been one episode, and I said, was.
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He was the first off.
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Oh, good.
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I was underwhelmed by it.
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Yeah, I believe it.
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Sorry for spoilers for the first episode of Survivor.
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Oh, no.
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So yeah, enjoy your baseball.
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What's your bright spot?
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I'm on a secret mission.
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You are on a secret mission.
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We will talk about that later.
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Next.
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So Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.
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It might be a little bit on the briefer side.
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On account of the secret mission.
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Well, that's part of it.
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And then the other part of it is something very extreme
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happened on the 19th in terms of Alex's coverage.
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And then he left the show halfway through.
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That sounds right.
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So we only have, you know, his.
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We have what we have.
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Yeah.
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So we'll get to business on this.
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But first, let's take a little moment
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to say hello to some new wonks.
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That's a great idea.
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So first, my bright spot is walking into the kitchen
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to hear Nicky and Jacket badly singing along to the Knowledge
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Fight theme song.
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Thank you so much.
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You are now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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I know.
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Next, infinite hearsay, infinite jest.
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Thank you so much.
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You are now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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You ever read that book?
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Yes, I have.
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No, you haven't.
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Next, Lee takes me back.
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It's Mahan Shire.
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You know your Steve Pachanic.
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Thank you so much.
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You are now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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Oh, man, when he starts listing films, that's whenever it
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really is like, people really want you to read this fucking
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book, don't they?
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Wow.
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It's just because he's like, oh, man, fine.
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We got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan.
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So thank you so much, too.
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I've accidentally pressed play on my phone in public
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when listening to Knowledge Fight
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and then had to have an awkward conversation about why I'm not
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actually listening to Alex Jones.
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Thank you so much.
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You are now a technocrat.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Four stars.
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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
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Someone, sodomite, sent me a bucket of poop.
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Daddy shark, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.
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Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
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He's a loser, little titty baby.
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I don't want to hate black people.
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I renounce Jesus Christ.
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Thank you so much.
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Also, can I just say, as a former comedian,
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it's not funny.
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People used to say he was fucking funny.
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He was not funny.
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All right?
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David Foster Wallace had some funny stuff.
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He was not funny.
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Maybe Infinite Jest isn't the most hilarious thing,
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but he has some good writing.
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I understand he has a sense of humor, but he's not funny.
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There's a difference.
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Interesting.
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There's a sense of ironic juxtaposition
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that he can employ, and then he can use fucking delayed timing
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with his dumb fucking footnotes or whatever.
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But it's not funny.
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Wow.
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You're mad.
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I am mad.
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I'm mad because nobody read that book, and I read the book,
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and I hate it.
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Fine.
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I do know that I've run into a lot of people
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who have not read it.
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Yeah, well, that's why I did read it,
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because everybody says they didn't read it.
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And then whenever you do read it,
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you're like, fucking, this book's out.
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Ask me if I've read it.
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Have you read it?
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No comment.
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Fair enough.
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So we're going to start off this episode here
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with the big fucking news.
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OK.
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Something really severe happened.
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All right.
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And I was like, well, we got to, I mean, what are we going to do?
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This is huge.
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Yeah.
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It's Thursday, September 19, 2024, and appears Trump just survived another assassination attempt,
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this time a chemical attack.
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Infowars, tomorrow's news today.
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Tomorrow's news today, that is huge.
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Holy shit.
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Trump's arrived a chemical attack.
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He did not know that he was chemically attacked.
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You didn't know this?
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No.
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I mean, it's big.
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I would assume so.
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Yeah.
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How did this one get stopped?
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Or did it not get stopped?
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I think if you're going with Alex's shit, it didn't get stopped.
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Right.
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It did happen, and Trump survived it.
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OK.
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So I think he's trying to reclaim some of this Trump's going to get poisoned predictions
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that he's made in the past.
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OK.
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I think there's a lot of incentive for him to do this, but I don't know.
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I think I've expressed a shock that there's been so little interest in the gunman at Mar-a-Lago.
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Sure.
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You know?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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This is a parody level of that.
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Good.
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Too interested in...
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In theory, Trump survived a chemical weapon attack.
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Right.
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And I don't hear anybody talking about this.
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It's true.
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It's not a big deal.
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Alex is talking about it on the 19th.
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It happened a week prior to this.
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Wait, wait, what?
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It happened a week before.
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How did I not know about it even happened a week ago?
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Right, exactly.
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Oh my God.
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So Alex is really excited about this news that he's going to break.
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We'll talk about it a little more.
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OK.
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But in order to pump things up, he's doing a lot of voice work.
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Good.
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Well, the broadcasts are always powerful, informative, and the globalists hate it.
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But today, Steven Crowder, Roger Stone, Ian Carroll, Chase Geyser, and more.
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On this Thursday, September 19th, 2024 transmission.
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I'm your host, Alex Jones.
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And you found it.
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The tip of the pro-human, pro-God spear.
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We have been given this power by God because he has a mission for us.
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And we must march forward fearlessly knowing that we are in God's plan and God's will.
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I basically always say this, but it's even more true today.
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I've never had so much news.
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This is insane.
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Let me tell you what's coming up.
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So I think that that's a really good clip to illustrate how this doesn't really work
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without the music under it.
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Yeah.
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You know, there's the pauses for clearly there's a guitar solo going on here or something.
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Yeah.
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He's trying to do this cool talk over the music.
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But he doesn't have the rights to whatever this he was playing was.
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Right.
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So he can't put it out on his channel.
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Right.
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Maybe GCN, Genesis Communications Network, maybe they have some kind of a licensing deal.
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Which is like a regular ASCAP thing.
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Yeah, like the radio stations have.
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Yeah.
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So that radio feed can have that, but Alex doesn't have the rights to it.
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Well, speaking of rights.
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Yeah.
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It's come to my attention that Alex's auction is going to happen.
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Sure.
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Did you see about that?
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Did you see?
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So there's the auctioning off of these assets and included with like Info Wars store.
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They're part of the asset is customer information.
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Great.
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Right.
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Great.
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Part of the asset of Info Wars itself is the newsletter subscribers.
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Right.
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There is so much personal information of Alex's audience that is being auctioned off.
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Yeah.
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I think that Alex's audience should be furious about this.
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I would be really, really unhappy.
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Yeah.
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That's crazy.
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I've been thinking about it since this came to my attention.
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And I think that if this goes bad, Alex's show could be like the biggest honeypot ever.
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Yeah.
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Accidentally.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I ideologically, I think that's wrong.
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I genuinely think that's really a really fucked up thing that you could sell.
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Yeah.
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It's a fucked up thing for them to give, of course, but you shouldn't then be able to sell it.
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Well, and Alex probably can't destroy those lists now because that would be destroying.
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That would be destroying the value of this asset.
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Yeah.
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Absolutely.
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So here's the real irony.
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Yeah.
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If Alex buys his own company or if his dad's company buys it or whatever, or an ally or
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something buys it, then everything's fine.
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These lists aren't potentially dangerous.
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Right.
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But ironically, if I end up with the company, they're just as safe because I would destroy
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those lists too.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Because that's what believing in something means.
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Ironically, I would protect his audience's information.
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Yeah.
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But if the government or Facebook got a hold of it, you fucked.
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Or someone trying to sell something.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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In theory, you could...
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Oh, man.
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I wonder if the...
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Or someone who's putting together a list of patriots.
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The minister of retribution.
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Oh, boy.
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So we get back to this chemical attack.
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Sure.
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And it happened in Tucson.
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Okay.
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Wait.
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And here's Alex giving some base details.
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Let me tell you what's coming up.
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Turns out a week ago, before this Sunday, Sunday before last, 10 days ago, 11 days ago,
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the police have checked, the doctors have checked.
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Almost everybody in the rows, just 10, 15 feet behind Trump in Tucson has their eyes
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swole shut.
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So that was September 12th.
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They tried to kill Trump on a Saturday on July 13th.
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Then last Sunday, but the Sunday before, that'd be Thursday.
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They tried to whack Trump.
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It's appearing.
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Chemical attack.
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20 Trump rally attendees sick with mysterious illness after standing on stage with GOP nominee.
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All right.
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Now I'm listening.
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So Alex has some of the details of this story wrong.
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According to Tucson News 4, six people who are on stage with Trump during his rally reported
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having eye pain after the event.
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There's no evidence that there was a chemical attack, nor do their symptoms necessarily
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indicate that, but here we are.
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Trump survived this third assassination attempt, I guess.
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If what the local news reports cover is accurate, it's definitely an interesting situation.
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There were two groups of Trump fans on stage behind him as the sort of setup was.
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One was on stage left, one was on stage right.
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And only the group on stage right were affected by this eye thing.
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They were a fair distance away from Trump while he was speaking, so it doesn't really
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make sense that someone who was going to go through all the trouble of planning a chemical
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attack on Trump would target there and then leave Trump totally alone.
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But Alex gets around this by being like, they were trying to get him when he walked in because
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he walked in from that side.
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Wouldn't it make more sense that somebody just didn't wash their hands?
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That's possible.
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I've seen some commentary from doctors and the first thing they make clear is that without
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examining these people, it's pretty much impossible to say what happened.
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Yeah, of course.
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That said, one of the most likely candidates is UV lighting causing snow blindness.
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If the lights weren't set up right, this could easily explain how one section was affected
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by this and not another, but it's just a hypothesis.
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Some kind of chemical irritant, like you're saying, like someone didn't wash their hands
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or whatever, that's another possibility.
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But it seems really dumb to assume that this was an averted chemical attack.
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Yeah.
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You have to be pretty motivated to jump to that conclusion.
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Yeah.
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And you're in a place where hand washing is like a part of their whole deal is that they
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don't have to wash hands.
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They don't believe in germ theory.
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Right, right, right.
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So like that would make the most sense to me anyways.
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It's, yeah, I mean, it's in the running or chemical attack that...
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Look, if you go through all the trouble of a fucking chemical attack to take out Trump,
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you're not doing it to miss and you're not doing it to just sort of send a scary message.
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Yeah.
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I think.
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I do like the image of a bumbling assassin who's just kind of like globetrotting around
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trying to kill Trump but is foiled at the last second by fucking Inspector Gadget or
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whatever.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You've gone through the elaborate layers of planning this chemical attack.
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I'll get you next time, Gadget.
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Yeah.
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He's just walking out of the Tucson arena going, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
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fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Oh shit, oh shit.
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They're behind me, they're behind me.
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I am so fired, I am so fired.
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So stupid.
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So we had this story recently of Israel blowing up pagers.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You heard about this story?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That one's fucked.
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That one's fucked.
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Everybody should be fucked over that.
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Yeah, it's wild.
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It's really a bizarre and awful story.
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That's fucked.
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And I will say that I think Alex has the beginning of a good angle on this.
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Okay.
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And then he fucks it up entirely.
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That sounds right.
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As he keeps talking.
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I didn't comment on the pager story the last 48 hours because I wanted to research it more
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now I'll be able to tell you what's going on there.
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Detonating and blowing the testicles and things off a lot of people.
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And the bigger issue is a lot of these people are totally innocent.
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Hezbollah and Hamas operate as government institutions in Lebanon, in Gaza.
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And so they run businesses to raise money and they sell the tens of thousands of pagers
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to people, not just to their fighters.
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So I think it's a very terroristic immoral attack, just like when Hamas or Hezbollah
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attacks Israeli civilians, two wrongs don't make a right.
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But that's not the angle I'm going with here.
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It's that under the new world order technocracy, whether it is your solar panels or your car
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or your pager or your cell phone, they can all be weaponized.
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And I've been talking about this for decades.
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Okay, man.
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Fair enough.
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Cool.
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All right.
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So like he has a point that almost sounds like, all right, I'm going to join you in
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this.
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This is, you know, a lot of innocent people are killed.
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This is not a tactic that seems appropriate.
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This is terroristic in nature.
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And then his conclusion is, man, technology is scary.
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I mean, that is one valid conclusion to come to, I suppose.
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It's trite.
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Technology is scary.
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It is trite.
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I agree with you on that front.
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I don't know, man.
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Yeah, no, I like it.
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I like it because if you have questions about this, it's very easy to know how wrong you
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are.
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Like if you hear about this story and then you have like, well, nope, you're done.
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This is...
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You're done.
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But this dynamic here is the same as Alex's, like, appearing to have support for Palestinian
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populations.
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And then it just being like, I don't want them here, you know, leading to that.
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This is the same thing.
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It's like, okay, support for Palestinians is good.
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Not wanting them here, motivating it is bad.
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Right.
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Thinking that this attack was not appropriate and terroristic in nature, good.
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Yeah.
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Your conclusion and the angle that you're going to take on it is technology scary, bad.
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Yeah.
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Yes, it is one of those, like, when you're trapped inside of something and then it turns
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out that there's just this glass wall and you can see you're trapped.
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Like this thing, you know, you know, you know, you don't need somebody to explain it to you.
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You can see it right there.
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And then you realize I'm trapped in this box.
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So I guess technology is scary.
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I guess I'm going to talk about boxes.
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Yep.
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That's it.
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That's as good as I can do.
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So Trump, obviously the best.
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And everyone gets it, even arch liberals.
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Oh, do they?
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Like George W. Bush.
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George W. Bush, not endorsing Kamala, which is a tacit endorsement of Trump, you know,
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to sit it out.
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The teamsters are upwards of 60% voted to vote for Trump, but the leadership won't do it.
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So that's an endorsement of the teamsters themselves.
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And there were a bunch of other big endorsements of Trump by people that have not been politically
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active or have been liberal in the past.
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It just means Elon Musk.
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Yeah.
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But also these thoughts are weirdly disconnected because like George W. Bush, who Alex thinks
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did 9-11.
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Right.
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And the teamsters are being referenced in the same voice as like people who are really
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liberal and not political.
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Yeah.
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Strange.
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Yeah, yep, yep, yep.
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I would probably say the single most political thing that ever existed was George W. Bush.
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In our lifetime, it was very, very political.
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Very political in nature was all of the things he was.
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Yeah.
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I think that George W. Bush not endorsing the Republican nominee, that's more of a message
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than him not supporting Harris.
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Sure.
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I think that the expectation is that he would endorse Trump.
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Sure.
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Because he's a Republican two-term president.
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You know, here's what I would say.
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I think that it is actually apolitical because one of the big things that W. was known for
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is that you would like to have a beer with him and nobody wants to have a beer with Trump.
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He doesn't drink, so it makes sense.
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Harris would be fun to have a beer with.
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Yeah, see, it's just an alcohol thing.
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Sure, sure.
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Yeah, that's what it is.
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W. is just an alcoholic.
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What are you going to do?
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But you think that they would, he and Trump, would bond over their shared love of golf.
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It's the greatest moment.
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Golf is the number one place to drink!
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The thing that sticks out the most of Bush's presidency is him doing that drive.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Check this out.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I mean, hey, that's...
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Check out this drive.
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That one is going to go down as legend.
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That and him getting a shoe thrown at him.
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The shoe and the check out this drive are really great.
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They really are.
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So the globalists, they keep admitting that they're doing frauds.
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Sure.
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They keep getting caught admitting frauds.
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Bad idea.
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In one month, they've had three coups, the UN spokesman admitting that they're a total
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fraud and 95% of what they do is a lie and that they should be abolished and they think
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Trump will abolish them.
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That was big.
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Then to accept that, the head spokesperson, the head of public affairs for the Southern
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District of New York, DOJ, said, yeah, he's totally innocent, it's all political, it's
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double jeopardy, he's done nothing wrong, it's all Soros running it, it's criminal.
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And then the judge the next day put off Trump's sentencing, the criminal trial, until after
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the election because of it and basically shot that down.
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And then now they've got the head of emergency management, the COVID response saying, yeah,
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it's all giant fraud.
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We just had huge sex parties, the city officials.
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It was a weird thing for him to admit.
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And had sex with each other and took ecstasy and other drugs and we just did it every night
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and it was wonderful.
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That does sound great.
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Total pitfalls.
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It's the same thing all over the world, they know it's a total scam.
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Crowder's coming up on that.
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Yeah, Steve Crowder's going to talk about that shit.
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So Dr. Jay Varma, a senior public health advisor in New York during the pandemic, got caught
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on an undercover Project Veritas style video posted by Steven Crowder, admitting that between
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April 2020 and May 2021, he went to some sex parties.
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He has said that the video is real but edited to remove some context, but he did in fact
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go to at least one sex party and a dance party that was held under a Wall Street bank.
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This doesn't really prove that COVID was a fraud or that the public advice he was promoting
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was bad.
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It's really more an indication that he's not necessarily the person who should be doing
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public health leadership.
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If you're a public advocate about the dangers of drug addiction and then you die from an
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overdose, that doesn't invalidate the message about the dangers of some drugs.
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It's just more about you as an individual.
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That said, the New York Times article about this makes it very clear that this sex party
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was technically following the COVID guidelines at the time, since it was an indoor gathering
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of less than 10 people.
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Well, okay.
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I mean, listen, I'm not a prude, fucking go fuck each other.
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I don't know what to say.
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We were all dealing with COVID in our own way, I get it.
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Yeah. Go fuck eight other strangers.
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I'm fine with that.
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Optically, it does look bad.
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I think for public health officials who are advising, you know, distancing and, you know,
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making sacrifices to engage in behaviors that might be totally acceptable and fine, but
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maybe frivolous.
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I'm just exchanging a bunch of fluids.
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That's the real issue.
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It's maybe frivolous given the context.
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Oh, no.
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Given the timing.
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Disagree.
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That's what you should be doing.
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You should be doing that.
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Spend all your energy fucking because you can't go anywhere.
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The problem is that it's, you know, you're just secreting shit.
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The dance party that's under Wall Street, the Wall Street bank, is a little bit less
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defensible because you could probably make an argument that, like, all of our sex party
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participants were in a bubble or something.
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You know, you could do something like that.
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You'd have to be in a bubble for a good sex party.
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Yeah, so anyway, this was a video that Steven Crowder did.
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I'm part of a polycule.
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What do you want from me, man?
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So the Trump thing is about another undercover video Crowder released where the chief public
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information officer for the US attorney's office in the Southern District of New York,
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Nicholas Biasi, he called the Stormy Daniels hush money case, quote, nonsense and, quote,
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a perversion of justice.
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He doesn't work for the same office that that case was in, and he had nothing to do with
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the actual case, but he did say those things on that video.
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So CNN reported that he responded, quote, I was recently made aware of a video where
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I regretfully made some statements in a private and social setting that don't reflect my views
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about two local and state prosecutions.
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I said these things in an effort to please and impress someone I just met who was secretly
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filming me.
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To translate, he was lying to try to get laid.
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So that's that was what was going on there.
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Gotcha.
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Cool.
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This seems like it may be Crowder's new thing.
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James O'Keefe is kind of an embarrassing figure now that he's been ousted from Veritas.
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And most of the cool kids in the right wing scene don't give a single shit that he knew
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Andrew Breitbart.
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Right.
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They were in elementary school when James did that acorn video.
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So they don't care.
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Oh, man.
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It's smart for Crowder, this move, because it's a really easy game to play.
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It's not very expensive, and it almost always gets traction in the right wing social media
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attention economy of that show.
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He's not very funny, and his show's not very good.
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So doing stuff like this is a really good way to hijack attention.
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Yeah, makes perfect sense.
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It's Leno's doing streetwalking.
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Jaywalking.
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My bad.
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But it would be if he had stolen that bit from some other ousted late night talk show
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host.
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Because James O'Keefe was doing this just fine, and he's still trying to do it.
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It's just he's not as attractive a commodity.
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Right.
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So whenever Jay came back and did jaywalking, it's exactly like that.
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Yeah, there we go.
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Okay, now I got it.
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So Alex is thinking about this chemical attack, and he realizes, I think it was chlorine.
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I think it was chlorine gas.
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Chlorine?
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Yep.
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Wow.
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It's just unbearable.
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Chlorine gas.
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I couldn't handle it.
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I just couldn't handle it.
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Whatever caused it seems to be isolated to the group seated on stage right.
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Former Congressional District 6 candidate Kathleen.
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Pause again.
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Yeah, you could have what looks like a water bottle.
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And then have one chemical in it.
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You unscrew the top, put a cube in it, or a couple capsules that creates the chlorine
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gas.
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Then you have a few capsules in the pocket.
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You put them in the bottle.
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This is something the military is trying to do, by the way.
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Oh, you started the movie.
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And then it's ready.
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Then you unscrew the bottle, drop it, and leave, knowing that it's coming to an end.
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When they start playing the final song, thinking Trump's about to exit, hit him with chlorine
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gas.
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Instead, they hit the crowd.
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That's only about 20 people behind him, maybe 25.
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You got to question every one of them or anybody that walked by right before.
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Get him in the bunker.
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I don't know why Alex isn't saying get him in the bunker a ton.
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After the last one, he was yelling about the bunker.
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And now the bunker would solve the chlorine gas problem, too, unless someone's snuck in
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a water bottle.
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I think you risk making it a catchphrase, like a get her done, get her bunker.
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I don't see the problem with that.
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Alex wants to cause a big scene in bullhorn Trump events and try and get him to go to
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the bunker.
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So getting the bunker seems like a good catchphrase.
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Right, but it's very closely aligned with or comparative to lock her up.
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So it would be lock him up voluntarily.
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It's reclaiming.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I like it.
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It's taking it back.
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Taking it back.
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Lock yourself up.
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Lock yourself up.
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Yeah, you're too good.
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Yeah, we got to keep you in a hole.
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So one of the issues with the chlorine gas theory is that no one was reporting other
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symptoms than this eye pain.
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You think that these people, if they were truly exposed to chlorine gas, someone would
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have respiratory symptoms or severe nausea.
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There's a lot of issues and logistically just conceive of an assassin trying to do this.
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It's a bad option.
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I mean, it doesn't make sense.
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It is.
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It is.
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I don't want to be like the guy who tries to stifle creativity in assassins.
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I will say though that historically it's like the path of least resistance is the best option.
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The more complications you have in there, the less likely it is going to go well.
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Can I argue that you are actually saying that you do want to stifle the creativity of assassins?
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Hey, listen, maybe there's a better way.
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I didn't know about all the things that get rid of scratches in your car's paint.
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I've seen commercials for those.
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There are better ways to do things.
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I'm not trying to stifle creativity.
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I think that in like a Bond movie or something, I want it as creative as possible.
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Absolutely.
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In the real world, you don't get style points.
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And like, I think if you try to do something like this, you're probably not expecting to
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get away with it.
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Yeah, that's usually the big thing.
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So I don't think you're going to cover your tracks with like a chlorine bombing.
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Yeah, that one doesn't make sense.
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Doesn't make sense.
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It makes sense if you're the Joker.
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Yes.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Yeah.
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Alex's show is sponsored by the Joker sequel, whatever the fucking name is.
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I don't know.
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Joker 2, joking around.
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So this got me really excited.
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Roger Stone joins us for the next 30 minutes.
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And then we've had Chat GPT do an investigation of the apparent chemical attack before last
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in Tucson, Arizona, right when Trump exited, hitting the crowd right beside him.
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I believe chlorine gas could have been BZ.
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Chat GPT, the top AI system in the world, is an investigation of what it thinks.
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Wait till we get to this at the bottom of the hour in the voice of Chat GPT.
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So I was pretty excited about this, the idea that now Chat GPT is an investigator.
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We've just accepted that it has its own agency, motivations, and is capable of
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discerning what information is better or worse than others for this purpose.
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We got to find out what Chat GPT thinks.
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Man, that really bums me out.
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So I got really excited because I'm like, we're taking it back.
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The third one interview was a disaster, but this is a good idea.
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Okay.
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Alex arguing with Chat GPT about this chemical attack.
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Sure.
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It turns out way weirder than that.
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And it's very unexpected.
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What ends up happening, I feel like Alex should be so mad.
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Okay.
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So you did mention that Roger was coming up.
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Yes.
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And so Roger shows up and these people are fucking insane.
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This entire situation reflects a part of the Bible.
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Samuel 1, sections of 15, 16 verses, if you will.
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The time of two kings.
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When Saul, the evil king, Saul, whose kingdom was taken from him by God because he disobeyed,
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tried three times to kill David, the good king.
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And therefore it was his belief that there would be three attempts on Trump's life.
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Now it's possible there was one when he was president that we're unaware of because it
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was foiled and never disclosed to the people.
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That actually is the secret services procedure normally.
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But perhaps this was attempt number three.
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Do you hear yourself?
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The story of King David might have been actually about Trump.
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I find nothing to argue with.
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No, of course not.
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There is nothing to argue with.
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It's just something to behold.
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Yeah, yep, yep.
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Wow, sir.
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Wow.
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Aren't you Roger fucking Stone?
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You were a thing, man.
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You have a tattoo of Nixon on your back.
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And now you're this thing, man.
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That's, man.
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Pretty, pretty bleak.
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Pretty, pretty bleak.
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So it is, it is like, if you're like, it is a version of you, you die a hero.
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You live long enough to see yourself being the villain.
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But if you are the villain from the jump,
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like you die a villain or you become whatever Roger Stone is right now.
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Yeah.
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You know, you either die a fun cantankerous
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villain or you live long enough to see yourself become this.
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Yeah, whatever that is.
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Just a dumb dork trying to pretend the Bible is about Trump.
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Yikes.
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So Roger, I think also has a secondary motivation in coming on the show.
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And that is getting himself sued.
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Sure.
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I still have questions, as I say, about what happened on the 13th of the month.
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You know, I'm still very interested and curious about a man named Maxwell Yerrick.
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I had a tip that Yerrick was either involved or the shooter.
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I speculated online, just pointing out that Yerrick had a criminal record
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of assaulting Trump supporters outside rallies in Pennsylvania.
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He, too, had been to Ukraine.
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No, I never said that he was the shooter.
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I said some people thought he was the actual shooter.
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It caused a lot of people online to compare the photographs of the dead man and this fellow Yerrick.
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But it occurs to me that Yerrick was in Ukraine.
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And the same source tells me that Yerrick was in touch with Routh in Ukraine.
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I am not saying this is correct.
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I'm saying it is an interesting allegation that somebody of authority should investigate.
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And it's an interesting allegation that you are promoting.
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And Roger even said in that clip, I didn't say that Yerrick was the shooter,
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but I talked about the possibility and that caused a lot of people to
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compare his picture with the corpse from Butler, Pennsylvania.
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So your shit talk caused people to misidentify this person as a shooter.
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That's in your words. You said that.
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And now he's trying to suggest, without any evidence except some random person who
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maybe told him something, that this guy who he misidentifies as the Butler shooter
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was in contact with the guy who brought a gun to Mar-a-Lago in Ukraine.
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This is the behavior. This is irresponsible.
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I like the idea that they might be right about this because not about the thing that he's saying,
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but the idea that like, okay, if I say exactly what I mean, then that's I could get in trouble.
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But if I go, some people say, and then exactly what I mean, then I don't get in trouble.
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If I want to murder you politically.
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Yeah. Yeah. And it is like, yeah, that one's on us now. That one's our fault. Yep. So.
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The most glaringly obvious loophole.
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If that's what you can do, fine. That's our fault, not theirs.
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Right. I've heard some talk on the streets that this person
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has tried to kill the former president multiple times.
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You know what? That's great because I can pretend you don't mean it.
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So I was surprised because I'd heard Alex say, I'm going to do the chat.
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GPT's done this investigation and we're going to get to the bottom of this chemical attack.
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But at a certain point he's just like, I got shit to do behind the scenes. So I'm out of here.
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What?
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Yeah. Chase is going to take over.
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Is Chase going to talk to Chad? What's happening?
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But then we get the reveal of what this actually is.
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Okay. So what I did was I gave Chad GPT all of the details from the Arizona Globe article
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and other details that I could find about this.
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Are they, are they doing a chemical attack on Trump and Trump supporters
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in Tucson, Arizona on what I believe was last Thursday.
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And I gave it the details and I basically said, hey, analyze this article and these details
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and then list and describe what chemicals or agents may have been used to cause this attack.
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So he's, he's fed it a bunch of information and now he's going to get an analysis of that
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information. Right.
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Now I need to know exactly what this information is because it's probably a bunch of tweets.
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It's probably Infowars articles. It's probably that kind of shit.
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So that's what you're feeding into it. You have kind of an expectation of what might come out.
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Probably.
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Yeah.
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What do you see in your mind when you see him feeding information to Chad GPT?
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Uh, you know that like the airplane goes into the hangar?
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Oh, okay. All right.
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With the printed out Infowars article trying to shove it into a computer.
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I like that.
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Like it's a baby.
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I have, I have the visions of the, the old timey like, uh, punch cards.
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Like he's just furiously putting punch cards in there just over and over.
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You'll need that.
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And then it's like a Seymour too.
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Or the way that they show the history computer in the time tunnel.
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Yes, absolutely.
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He's getting a print off.
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Yes, 100%.
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Yeah. Perfect.
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So I thought that was a dumb idea.
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Yeah.
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Kind of like, I got disappointed in the premise because I thought it was going to be something
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different than it was.
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Yeah.
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And then Chase saves it.
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He saves the day with this.
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What you are listening is Chachi PT analyzing the attempted assassination of Trump and murder
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of his supporters at this rally in Tucson, analyzed by Chachi PT in the voice of Alex
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Jones from September 12th, 2001 run it.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Patriots of America.
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We've got a situation on our hands that stinks to high heaven.
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And I'm here to tell you the truth that the mainstream media won't touch.
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Last week in Tucson, Arizona, a city that's become a hotbed for radical leftist activity,
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something sinister went down at president Trump's rally.
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This is an AI version of Alex's voice.
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Oh, God.
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Chase has fed all this information into chat GPT and then used a voice print of Alex to
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read off in the style of Alex Jones.
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Sure.
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I mean, if I were Alex, I would.
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I would kill myself, I guess.
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What else?
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I mean, what just happened to me?
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No, fucking destroy Chase.
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Well, yeah.
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He's trying to replace you.
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Yeah, I mean, he has.
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He successfully replaced you.
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It's over.
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Like the moment he did that, it was over.
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You are unnecessary now, Alex.
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It's crazy.
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First of all, okay, there's so many angles to this.
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First of all, well, I mean, for my purposes, you can't replace Alex because the robot can't
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decide, like, I'm out of here, I'm having a bad day, I'm mad at the crew or not.
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You know, you can't really do that, so that's irreplaceable.
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Right.
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But from a liability perspective, you can't sue the robot.
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Boy, that's a pretty big loophole in that argument.
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Right.
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Who are you going to sue?
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It's AI.
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Second, Infowars is a one-talent business.
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Not anymore.
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Yeah.
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You now have, like, Infowars could go on with Alex not working there if someone else buys
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it.
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This is proof of concept that you can just replace Alex with a robot.
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Yeah, we're in when Iron Man had all those suits that became autonomous, it was like,
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he didn't need to wear his own suit anymore.
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We're there.
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Yep.
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And it's because of Chase.
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Chase has fucked Alex.
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Here's what I find interesting, is that I think this actually might be the only thing
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that ChatTBT is good for, because it cannot do anything but eventually give us bullshit.
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You know, like, it doesn't have anything.
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It doesn't have anything, so it eventually gets tricked into giving, whatever, hallucinations
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or whatever they call it, and that is something that is genuine that could, through Alex Jones'
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voice, come off as human, because they are hallucinations or whatever.
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They're not supposed to have come from the thing.
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Talking about how in his dreams he fights a hundred-foot tall mantis that hates Christians
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every night.
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Absolutely.
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ChatTBT is the only mechanical thing that can legitimately also say that with 100% honesty.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that is true.
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In that sense, Alex is...
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Truly replaced, yeah.
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Well, but he's also like, the one.
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He is Neo.
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In essence, he is the evidence that if you go far enough, it is a circle.
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It is a full circle.
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Humanity and inhumanity merged into one.
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Are exactly one beast within Alex.
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If I were Alex, and this was going on on the show, I would be like, you're fired.
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I would go absolutely crazy.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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This is bleak.
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People just, I just don't understand.
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I'm just never going to understand.
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So you have one last clip, because, I mean...
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That's mind-blowing and maybe world-ending.
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Did that world just end?
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It's just kind of, you know, Alex's voice from the past, though.
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This isn't Alex's current voice.
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No, exactly.
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His old voice, just saying, this is probably something fucked up.
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There's a lot of suspicions, you know, whatever.
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And maybe it was some sort of gas.
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Given the symptoms and the context, here are the most likely candidates for what was used.
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CS gas, otherwise known as tear gas with a twist.
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But a lemon, but a little lemon in that tear gas, a little twist.
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So the robot thinks something different than what Alex thought, which is strange.
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Well, it's from the past.
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True.
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True.
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No, not true.
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So this is just a mess.
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Yes.
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Honestly.
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True.
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It is a complete, like, if you sit and look at it,
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it's like Roger saying that the Bible is about Trump.
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Yeah.
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In a sense.
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You just look at it and you're like, holy shit.
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What are you guys doing?
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It's out of control.
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Yeah.
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This is out of control.
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There's an attempt, I believe, in terms of what the presentation is,
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to be like, this robot is perfect at analyzing information.
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Right.
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And look, it sounds like Alex.
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Right.
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So therefore, the perfect synthesis of all of this information.
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Man and machine.
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You know, you must agree with the conclusion that it reaches,
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because it analyzed everything.
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Right.
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And that's bullshit.
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But it's a fun little magic trick that Chase is trying to pull off.
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And I think it's a deflation.
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It's disappointing.
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You know, sometimes it is one of those very frustrating cliches.
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Like, you know, what you're running away from, you're actually running towards.
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Right.
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Like, that kind of very trite thing to say.
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But it would make sense for the people who have been constantly warning about Skynet
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to have created Skynet in their own image.
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That's what it would make sense.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I mean, they just did it.
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They won.
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They ended the world.
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No.
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It just began.
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No, it's a cheap trick.
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The snowball has begun.
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It's a cheap trick.
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Arnold, he's gonna appear right next to me any moment now.
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Blip.
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And then where he's gonna borrow my clothes.
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And it's gonna turn out that I'm not even the main character that he's trying to kill.
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So it's just a charade that Chase is doing.
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But Alex's career is largely a series of charades.
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Yeah.
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So this is where Alex should probably feel a bit vulnerable.
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Like, he can't be replaced.
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Like I'm saying, there's no way to have a robot create, it's time to pray.
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Right.
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Or shit like that.
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Right.
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There's no way.
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But a shitty facsimile that does something kind of similar?
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I mean...
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That's not too hard to create.
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And this is proof.
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I mean...
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Chase has proved it.
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Yeah.
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The two things that we talk about are how predictable Alex is.
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And it's only because you're not watching that it feels like he's coming up with
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something new after a certain length of time.
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Mm-hmm.
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Right.
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And then there is the accidental moments of what could only be described as pure inspiration,
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wherein absolute lunacy occurs.
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And robots can't get drunk.
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No, but that's the thing about the language models is that they do have the propensity
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to hallucinate false information back at you when they get recursive shit going on.
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That's different than being drunk.
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It is different, but not for the machine, man.
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It is.
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It is.
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There's a chaos to drunkenness.
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Yeah.
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I don't know, man.
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I don't know.
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I would be really, really pissed if I were Alex.
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I would fire so many people.
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I would burn in force of the crowd.
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I mean, no.
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If somebody made a chat language model of me that I...
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And played it on my show.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And that was recognizably like, oh shit, this might as well be...
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Based upon how unreasonable this is, this might as well be as unreasonable as that,
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I would have to then destroy all of technology from the start.
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Go to the woods, man.
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I mean, it would have to be that.
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It's bunker time.
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It would be bunker time.
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It would be 100%.
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Bunker thoughts are valid whenever the machines have literally replaced you.
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Yeah.
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Congratulations, Alex.
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Wow.
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Good stuff.
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Way to employ the person who proves that you are worthless.
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You know, people have speculated, is Chase a 10th degree person trying to...
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No, he's a person trying to help Alex.
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This is what happens when you try and help Alex.
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You destroy him.
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Well, I hate to admit this too, but the rest of the show, Chase is hosting.
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Sure.
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And he does a serviceable job.
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Oh boy.
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He's pretty boring, but he is way more able to extemporaneously talk for like 10 minutes.
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Yeah.
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Than some of these other folks.
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Yeah, he's a theater kid.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And I think, well, so is Rob Do.
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Yeah.
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He might have been more of a stagehand.
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Yeah.
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But I found him to be a bit more capable.
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And it's not just because I've got a soft spot for him as the Brendan
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to Alex's coach McGurk.
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No, no, no, no.
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I think he is a bit more like talented in some ways.
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Still not interesting, still boring, still not chaotic enough to be in this role.
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Yeah.
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I think he wouldn't be able to pull off a successful show, but he's not bad.
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And that kind of sucks.
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Yeah, that does kind of suck.
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Again, helping Alex destroys him.
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Yeah.
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Making InfoWars more competent destroys what makes it valuable.
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Fascinating.
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It's ultimately ironic.
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Yes.
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Whatever it is, it is the definition of ironic.
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So we'll be back with another episode.
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But until then, Jordan, we have a website.
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Indeed we do.
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It's nowtride.com.
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Yep, we'll be back.
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But until then, I'm Neo.
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I'm Leo.
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I'm DZXMark.
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I am the mysterious professor.
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And now here comes the sex robots.
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Andy in Kansas.
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You're on the air.
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Thanks for holding.
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Hello, Alex.
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I'm a first time caller.
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I'm a huge fan.
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I love your work.
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I love you.
