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Oh my goodness, look at that rabble in America, they own firearms, it's so horrible.

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We're already training them with that constant brainwashing and cause to worship Britannia and to hate our ancestral enemies, the Frenchies.

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Oh, the French.

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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are back live and now for all of you Anglophiles out there, prepare for the pain.

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They are the attack dogs of the people that are soft killing them, and nothing against England.

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I mean, I've got a lot of English blood myself, and one of my ancestors, Gresham, invented the stock exchange on record.

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Gresham invented the main flour, both sides.

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The king of England is the sworn enemy of humanity.

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He couldn't stand the queen of England, that's in mainline history books, because she was a nympho-maniac.

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Oh, you didn't know the queen of England's husband was a Nazi?

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You didn't know his cousin was turned to the building blocks?

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If you don't wake up and say no, you deserve to die.

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I've got extensive British lineage, so did George Washington, and he absolutely defeated the Transylvanian king.

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They're not British, they're not Scottish, they're not Irish, they're not Gaelic, they're not Viking.

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Prince Charles is the heir of Count Dracula.

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That's why the queen doesn't run anything, folks.

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She runs that whole country, she shuts down the roads in England every day, randomly to exercise her power.

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And why am I welcome to hear the English accent? You don't have a snotty... Shut up! You don't have a snot nervous.

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I am Piers Morgan, my dear woman. Go ahead, man.

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I cannot breathe through my snook, my proboscis while I talk to you.

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I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead.

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The show is called 8 Out of 10 Cats, and this is how our society is turning into a tyranny.

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Everything is now a big joke.

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The queen of England has now joined with the United States and the West.

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And so, the Transylvanian queen knows which way the wind is blowing

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and can see that Trump and America are windy.

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And now she's coming in like the deuce axe.

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The hero comes at the last moment when the main hero's gonna lose.

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The queen of England is the one with this axe.

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It's gonna become a Han Solo deuce axe.

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It's gonna become a Han Solo deuce axe.

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It's gonna become a Han Solo deuce axe.

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And the

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And the

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And hello London! My name is Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple of dudes who like to wrap up

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a tour of the UK. Sure. Miss the shit out of my cat. I'm gonna see her in like 24 hours-ish.

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And talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh indeed we are, Dan. Jordan. Dan! Jordan. Quick

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question for you. What's up? What's your bright spot today, buddy? My bright spot today, Jordan,

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is getting to experience the UK. This has been a lovely trip. Bouncing. I'm pandering

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now. I'm gonna pander to y'all. I think you would be pandering if people didn't believe

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you. Everybody here is like, I'm sure you had a great time. It's been lovely. Nice times

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out in Glasgow, Manchester, and now here in London. Did not make it to Belfast. Would

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you? Yeah. You weren't welcome. I've had issues since The Troubles. So my bright spot specifically

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though is I was walking around earlier today. I was down by the Thames. That's how we're

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supposed to pronounce it, right? Yeah. All right. So here's my bright spot. Were you

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gonna say Thames? Thames. Because that's how you spell it. Y'all like to spell words incorrectly.

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Oh shit. See, see, here's what happened. Jordan didn't get his ass kicked in Glasgow. Right,

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right, right. And so he's trying to get it done before the end of the tour. Totally.

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If I get on that plane without a fucking black eye, what are we even doing here? How much

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fun would it have been for continuity if you just showed up in London with just like, just

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bruises all over. So I'm walking around by the Thames and what do I see but a group of

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old people walking around. Bastards. But here's what they were doing. What? They were like

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staring intently at weeds. Like, you know, the things that come up from between the concrete.

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From the ground. Yeah. That you don't want there. Yeah. That are everywhere. So they,

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so were they like wistfully staring at them? They were studying them. And it appeared that

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they were on some kind of a walking tour of like weed studying. It was the craziest shit

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I've ever seen in my life. And I was so mad at them because I envy, I envy that. Yeah.

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That simple life. TripAdvisor gave that two stars. Generous. The weed walk. Yeah. And

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then you get there and you're like, oh no. Not what I was hoping for. It's not your style.

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Completely wrong type of thing. Yeah. They were, they were thrilled. The only thing I

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remember hearing over here, overheard at the weed tour was look at those seed pods. That,

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if I ever say that, those should be my last words. Yeah. Somebody should be behind me

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going like, well, it's time for you to be done. But, but still so intensely jealous

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of people who can really get excited for weed seed pods. So anyway, what's your bright spot?

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My bright spot, Dan. And I mean, it's, it is, you know, like you're, you're, you're

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excited to get home and see your cat, which is nice, but I have a wife and like two pups.

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So just numerically, I want to be home more. Yeah. But I think the intensity with which

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I love my cat trumps your wife and dogs. Wow. Wow. And that's not to say you don't love

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your wife and dogs. I just love my cat. I think it is to say that you think I'm a psychopath

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and capable of true love trapped in a, no, no, I'm really excited. I'm not a, you know,

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like this has been one of the greatest experiences of my life being able to, you know, like what

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we've done for so long is talk to each other in a room. It's true. It's very similar to

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this, but slightly different. Yeah. So to be able to meet so many people and to see

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people meet each other and like the connections people made, so many people have come here

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by themselves. And then by the end of it, they're walking out of here with a group,

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you know, like these are the types of things that are way better than just doing a good

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show. Yup. This is like, what's truly meaningful. Oh, Jordan, the emotional panderer. Yeah.

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But I do believe it. Ooh. Um, no, no, no. This is, this is really, really cool. Yeah.

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And it is like, I am so tired. I am so tired. Yeah. We're just getting used to the time

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difference or the jet lag and now we're going to fucking go reverse it. I had, I had my

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first good night's sleep in a week and a half. Congratulations. And now we're going to go

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back on a plane, have another week and a half of shit sleep. Yup. Yup. Better be. All right.

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And it is going to be easier because we'll just be at home and we won't have to do shows.

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Yeah, it'll be a lot easier. So that'll help. Yes. So my bright spot is simultaneously being

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here and leaving here in an, in an almost Buddhist representation of what is possible

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in the universe. Namaste. Yeah. So Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. Oh do

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you? Yeah, we do. We do. We're going to be talking about June 5th through 9th, 2013.

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Ooh. This is our first multi-day show of the tour. Yeah. That means that there's a narrative

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across. There is. Do you have any idea why I might've chosen that date? What were the

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dates again? Restart the dates. June 5th through 9th, 2013. 2013, June 5th through 9th. Was

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there a football match that went four days? Actually, you know what? Y'all do that shit!

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How dare you? Sorry. Sorry. It could be four days. All right. Okay. No, that's not it.

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Oh, okay. Well nevermind. So I searched far and wide for, you know, an example of a time

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that Alex Jones himself was in London. Right. And it so turns out that we got very close

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because this is the period of Bilderberg 2013. Right. And Alex did come to Watford. Scenic

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Watford. And he came to London a couple times. So this is coverage of the period of time

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Alex Jones was in London. Love it. No response. Well, listen, we're here in London. They go

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yeah! Alex is here in London. They're like, where? So as promised, I wrote a song parody.

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I won't be needed for this one. Now I'm not in love with this. Nope. It's not that. Nope.

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Not to that tune. It's to the tune of Werewolves in London. Werewolves in London. I'm gonna

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give this a try. All right. I have no karaoke track, but that's okay. All right. I saw an

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unhoused person with a microchip in his hand walking through the streets of Soho in the

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rain. He was looking for a thick necked man named Alex Jones who says pulling it out on

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air will be off the chain. Alex Jones in London. Alex Jones in London. Neighbors hear him growling

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at their kitchen door. You best not let him in. Liberal old lady got her ass eaten late

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last night. Alex Jones in London again. Alex Jones in London. He's that thick necked gent.

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Always selling supplements. He thinks they're selling children at Wayfair. You better stay

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away from him. He'll stomp your guts out wolf. I'd love to meet his tailor. That's just a

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line from the song. I didn't even change that one. No, you gotta have that one in there.

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I'd love to meet his tailor. It's true. Alex Jones in London. I'm a big fan of your...

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You all are too kind. What I like is your range. You go all the way up to a low C and

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then all the way down to a low C. Jordan, today we're going to start here on the 5th.

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This is where Alex is checking in. Just to give you all a little bit of lay of the land.

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What happens throughout all of these episodes is that David Knight is hosting from... These

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people are like, oh, we got cheated out of a good one. Here's the thing. David Knight

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is hosting from Austin and then in the second hour, Alex will pop up. And so he pops in

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to do a little bit of bullshit. And so here we start on the 5th and this is where Alex's

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bullshit is at. Ladies and gentlemen, we are broadcasting worldwide from north of London,

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England here in Watford. I'm coming to you from our impromptu hotel room. It's turned

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into kind of a press command center with at least five of our reporters here writing stories

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from fullwars.com. Let me just tell the syndicated radio audience and everyone else what's coming

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up now that we're into the second hour. David Knight did the first hour. He'll be riding

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a shotgun with me in the second and third hour. And then Jacari Jax is coming in a fourth

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hour of overdrive and maybe out beyond that because it had been my intention today to

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drive in this morning to London and to go show the changing of the guard at Buckingham

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Palace, complete, you know, just parasitic corruption being worshipped. I was going to

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also go show the city of London within London, the financial district that is the dominant

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center of the world of real globalist Rothschild Rockefeller tied corruption. And then I was

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going to go to a couple other places. But then BBC Newsnight, the biggest program in

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the UK, but one of the biggest news programs worldwide. I mean, it's on it's on mainstream

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television in the US is it's probably one of the biggest news programs in the world

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if not the biggest. They wanted to interview me. So I'd already gotten to London. And it

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was getting ready to do some live feeds there. And then come back and cover the beginnings

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of the Goldberg meeting tonight. It really kicks off tomorrow. When they called and said,

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Please come back want to do an in depth interview with you. And boy, was that a circus. What

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a circus. I mean, yeah, it's probably everybody else's fault. It's a circus. Yeah, yeah. Newsnight

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not normally a circus. Yeah. inject a clown into it. Now you got a circus. I am. There's

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a few things right? I don't know what an impromptu hotel is. It feels like to me that means that

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Alex and we've got a bunch of friends and we're like, well, we got to get some bricks.

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We got to get this shit done. And then they rented rooms to other people. Yeah, they would

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have to break even on supplies. Yeah. All right. He invented the Airbnb early. Yes,

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that is that is what happened. That's actually the theme of the episode. Alex invents the

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Airbnb. Absolutely. And then the idea. Yeah, the idea of Alex because you know that it's

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it's actually like a weird fanboy thing of the changing of the guard wants to see the

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changing of the guard. Yeah. Like it is something that he's like, look at me. I wonder if I

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can make them talk to me. Sure. You work for Dracula. And I mean, in Alex's case, it is

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almost reasonable. Like the rest of us mortals. They can't make those people talk. They're

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they're awesome. But Alex, maybe that's a force of nature. Yeah, it's an immovable object

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in a force, whatever that expression. Unbeatable chip bag. Yeah. What? So Alex is going to

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do this show. And then he has big plans for this overdrive in the fourth hour. Okay. In

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about an hour, I'm going to leave here again, jump on the train, go back into London. And

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I plan to broadcast live from Big Bend and Parliament. And so the fourth hour of overdrive,

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I will be broadcasting from right outside Big Bend. And there's so much free speech

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in London, the police will probably try to stop me with an iPhone, because believe me,

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they're watching everything we're doing. You can't let slaves get the idea that they could

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use a phone to go broadcast from the streets of London. But regardless, we're going to

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do it. Spoiler alert, no cops stop him at any point. Oh, yeah. No one gives a fuck what

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he's doing. I do appreciate his way of being like, I'm just going to see some sights. Yeah.

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I'm going to broadcast myself doing tourist shit and pretend it's important. It is like,

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I'm taking my wife and kids. We're going to see Big Bend. We're going to have a good time.

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It's going to be really cool. I'm going to go down to the Thames River and watch some

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people look at weeds. It's going to be a grand old time. I do also like the Big Bend. That

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is fun. I mean, he says drowning. So here's the thing. Puts teas where they don't belong.

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Here's the thing, and I'm going to throw this out at you. Yes. All right. Please. If you

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are broadcasting in front of Big Bend, I imagine you have to have the camera close enough where

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you can be seen, right? Big Bend, nomenclature. It's big. Very big. So you wouldn't even know.

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It could just be a brick window. It could have been his impromptu hotel. It could be,

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but presumably the stream would involve them getting closer and closer to Big Bend, which

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is actually the name of a national park in the United States. Not to be confused with

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the giant clock. Really? Isn't it Big Bend? Oh, isn't it? I have no idea. Holy shit. Let's

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get out of here. Okay. We got to go. We got to get to Big Bend. We ruined the show by

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speculating about a national park. So Alex has one big narrative that goes throughout

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this episode, and that is that the people at Bilderberg are so scared of the things

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that he's doing that they have decided to have internal negotiations about whether or

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not they're going to go public. Okay. All right. So if I understand correctly, Alex,

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broadcasting in front of Big Bend, so terrifying that the Bilderberg group is like, what do

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we do? Oh no. We can't not reveal ourselves, can we? He's been screaming about us for years,

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but he's finally on British soil. What is the difference between him being in here and

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not? Ah, let me tell you. He needs something to get people excited. That's a really good

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point. So that's what's happening. I mean, yeah. Cause the only difference would be like

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literally if he could physically assault the queen. Sure. Well at this point she wasn't

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on the good guys team. Oh, that's true. So he, he could have. She was directly related

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to Dracula. Yes. By marriage. I had Dracula as my second cousin on Maya. So Alex discusses

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in this clip, his sources about the idea that the Bilderberg group is going to have a press

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conference about how they're evil or something. And it involves Peter Thiel, interestingly.

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It's so weird. Yeah. There's not enough guys. I was already told by two well, a senatorial

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aid and then somebody else in the Senate. I'm just gonna leave it at that. It wasn't

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technically right to senatorial aids, but I'm trying to point is Senate sources so hard

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to even track all these sources and trying to not blow their cover that they have met

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with members of the Bilderberg group or people that were members saying, look, we may just

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go public on this whole deal and the whole global governance program. And then I'm meeting

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with the head guy or gal. I'm not going to say who, who there's a guy and a girl, good

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cover up individual in the government, in the British government who's giving, well,

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better not say that. The point is, is I meet with a high level individual liaison and all

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this and they confirm what I was told by two Senate connections months ago. And I happened

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to be at a party that had some of the biggest people in media at it. Some of the biggest

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people in media. Yeah. And I think that, I think, was it the queen? Do you think you're

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talking about the queen? I have no idea. I just, I just can't get out of my mind. Like

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Alex just, just being like, okay, these Bilderberg group are completely different from me. They're,

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they're like the elites and all of that stuff. However, on all of the stories that I tell

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about them, they're somehow always like, fine, fuck it. We'll just tell everybody almost

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exactly like I might do. That is interesting that they do seem to have a similar emotional

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outbursts. It is so weird how they can control the world and yet exactly act like Alex. You

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know what? We may never solve that mystery of why there are similarities. It's impossible

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to know. So Alex gets distracted while talking about the important issues that surround the

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Bilderberg group and the meeting and gets caught up thinking about how many people love

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him and he's blown away. The point is, is that we have people driving by honking their

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horns stopping on bicycles and motorbikes that are listeners who live in Watford. We,

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I rode on the train to London and a third of the people on the train in front of my

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crew in London were shaking my hand. Old women, young men, black people, white people. I mean,

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Richard Reeves was there. It is incredible. And I had listeners coming over going, you

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don't know how big you are. Everyone in my apartment complex listens to you. You don't

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know. And again, I'm not bragging. Hey, we're big. I'm a movie star. I'm not. It's the opposite.

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I'm giving you the good report that I am in England and I was here seven years ago and

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we had one 10th of the people on the street talk to us. And I don't know where all these

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listeners are because our numbers show us about 15 million a week, one way or the other.

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How is 15 million a week? We're going to break here translating, translating into people

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running over to me from Poland and people from Russia and people from South Africa and

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people from Germany saying my whole family listens. This is incredible. The world is

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awakening. Big breaking Bilderberg news straight ahead on the other side of this break. Stay

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with us. You understand the world is awakening because

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people love Alex. I mean, we've been here for a little bit. I'm not saying that I know

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a lot. You know, I've been to London before years ago. Yeah. Um, but I really feel like

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mobbing people on the train is not your style. Y'all are much more like, that's about it.

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You know, act outs are great for podcasts. Sure. Yep. I love, I love the, like the idea

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that it was a third of the people. Cause I was trying to think about that and like, what

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if there were only three people on the train? I'd believe the story then. Yeah, it is. That

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is why you use fractions. You can lie with fractions because fractions are reducible.

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So thankfully Alex doesn't spend too much time on this subject. I lied. The protests

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and demonstrations haven't even begun. We probably had about 50 people out there today

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that just spontaneously showed up. And I happened to go over there for about an hour outside

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the Grove hotel and every 20th car. So we'd drive by and honk and say, Alex Jones. And

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then people were stopping on bicycles and I'd go, do you live around here? Yeah. Guys

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on motorcycles. Yeah. I live in this town. I'm a listener. We all listen. And then I

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was on the train and people would say, you're Alex Jones. You're Alex Jones. And all I listen,

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it wasn't just from the pierce Morgan thing that was aired on all the TV over here. And

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again, that's a good message. People know about the new world order. It's some, you

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know, egg headed, you know, guy like me can have all the viewers. Quite frankly, I don't

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know how it's so massive that shows that we're not all alone. We're not alone. We're not

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alone and egghead like Alex Jones. Yeah. It shows how popular the idea of the new world

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order being evil is so popular that the Bilderberg group is going to have to have a press conference

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to say, hello, we're evil, which would be a weird press conference. Folks. It's about

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time we told you we've been playing games for a while now, but it's you know what? Honesty

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is the best policy for the Bilderberg group, right? So yeah, I hate to, I hate to break

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it to you, but this is incessant. Oh, surprise. Alex being obsessed with himself and his own

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numbers, his coverage of the Bilderberg meeting is largely about how much people love him.

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I am standing outside of my impromptu hotel and one out of every 20 cars honks. So I have

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decided that I am the most popular man in the world. Everyone in my apartment building

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listens to you. My mom loves you. I do like that. Yeah. So Alex, I think realizes that

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maybe some of this is straining. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. So he has to bring in a Richard

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Reeves, one of his buddies who he's brought over there to cooperate, back him up about

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how popular he is. You're so popular. Richard Reeves is here reluctantly. He's coming on

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the air where you tell folks what you've seen here. All right, folks, absolutely everywhere

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Alex goes, he's more and more recognized. And I'll tell you why, Alex. The reason is

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is because you know how to articulate and explain and reveal the new world order to

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the public. That is the key. Even the police, you're able to deprogramming even as heavily

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as they're programmed. Alex has the message to break through. So that's it. I've been

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running around with Alex doing these different remotes since I think around 2007. And I remember

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one night in Manhattan that we were there during a 9-11 event and a guy just out of

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the blue that didn't even know that Alex was in town for events happened to run and see

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Alex and hear Alex and say, hello, I recognize you. I've seen your videos. And now more and

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more as time goes by, that exact same thing happens. They hear Alex's voice first. They

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can hear him talking. They can hear him talking about, you know, that the groom of the stool

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needs to return to work with the queen. And all of a sudden they say, Alex Jones, I recognize

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that voice. I hear you. I've seen your videos. What a pleasure and honor to meet you. Tell

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folks what happened today on the train. Well, on the train, absolutely everywhere, everywhere

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we go, there's people that recognize the new world order and know about the new world order.

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Like a third of the people on the train. Absolutely. Absolutely. About a third of the people. And

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it's just, it's just amazing. It's great. Pretty soon it'll be half the people pretty

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soon. It'll be 75 or 80% of the people. So new world order. You're in trouble. Take that

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new world order. I think that is the least intimidating way I've ever heard. You're in

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trouble. You're in trouble. Amazing. This is not the best use of time. I think on Alex's

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show. You know, what's so weird about it is like, I can't believe people were surprised

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by Trump after listening to this where it's like, yeah, that's exactly what he sounded

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like on the, on the campaign trail. It was just like, the biggest crowd, everybody is

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here. Everybody. There's one out of every four people on this planet keeps coming up

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to me and saying that they love me. I'm the greatest thing that's ever happened. And you're

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like, none of this is true. And then, then he's president and you're like, I guess all

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of it's true. I don't know what is true. I don't know. Exactly. I think someone said

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something to him on the train. I'm comfortable with that. I don't think so. What? I don't

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think so. I think this is, I think this is one of those situations. Like, uh, I don't

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even remember like the historical example, but you know, but like a king has people all

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sitting around there and he's like, this is a horse or whatever. It's actually a donkey

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or something like that. And everybody around him is like, no, that's a horse. And then

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they get killed. But the people who say it's a donkey, you know, like you fuck with people's

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heads to that point. And so in this case, Richard Reeves is the people. Absolutely.

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Okay. Richard Reeves is literally like no one's on the train. And Alex is like one third.

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One third. Say one third. One third. All right. Yeah. One third. I also completely forgot

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and I have no idea who Richard Reeves is. I know I've heard him on the show before and

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we've even talked about him, but he's so unimportant. I've forgotten who he is. He's a nothing.

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And he's like the, the underwear bomber, right? Or the shoe bomber. Richard Reeves was the

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underwear. Richard Reed was the name of one of those, uh, one of those bombers. And we've

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had too many. I get confused. So anyway, Alex is really popular. He's so popular. In fact

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that maybe the globalists are meddling with his statistics in order to gaslight him. Yeah.

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There's too many people liking me on the train. I can't possibly have accurate statistics.

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No, no, no. It's definitely, I have 15 million people for a week because the globalists are

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tamping my numbers down. Yeah. Yeah. This is a sincere suggestion he wastes time talking

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about. Wow. I mean, I got to say though, and we've got to have somebody explain this mystery

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to us cause I look at our numbers and we, we have, you know, like a million visitors

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a day on average to both the websites and it's 3 million are still on the radio and

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YouTube and everything. You guys, he has about 15 million a week, one way or another, listen

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individuals and you count, you know, 15 million coming back over and over again. It's like

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30 something million a week, but that's what we can track. I don't know how 15 million

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people a week turns into, and again, I keep marveling at this on air because we get on

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the train. He really does. Italian woman, but you know, she's probably the perfect British

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accent, but she told me her last name, a pretty Italian name. I won't say it right. Yeah.

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Her name was Desiree, but the last name was so cool. Don't say it on air. The point is,

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and then the guy next to us and then this lady and they're all Alex Jones and I'm like,

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you listen, Oh, we all listen. And I mean, it was more than a third on that train on

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the way back. It turns out you're Alex Jones. You're Alex Jones. Turns out. And it was just

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like, what in England now? Again, I'm going to come back and cover news when we come back.

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But the news here, ladies and gentlemen, is that I'm just one little composite of the

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larger composite. I have awareness of all of us around the world, the consciousness

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of Liberty, seeing the world, seeing justice. I'm just one guy. I'm a humble guy. That's

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what I'm really like. I'm here. I cannot believe this many people are awake. I mean, we're

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close to victory and they're spying on everything with the NSA and Google. They know the answers

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that I don't know why, how big the audience really is. That's right. They do. They know

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they're spying, putting those numbers down. This is not the news. I refuse to believe

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in words anymore. If anyone accepts him saying he's humble, the most, the closest, like if

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you believe that Alex Jones is humble, I believe that language no longer matters. And that

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we were this close to victory in 2013. So close. They're about to do a press conference.

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What's weird is that Alex is also 10 years behind that the globalists have their plans.

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He's thinking that they're going to do a press conference and be like, look, Alex Dunn got

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us. We give up. White flag. I want to know who writes the script for that press conference.

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Probably Peter Thiel. He's the only name that Alex brings up as it relates to this press

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conference. Sure. I'm just trying to figure out a way that people who give press conferences

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regularly, you know, the type of language they use, you know, the kind of innocuous,

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try and not make waves and not make news kind of voice. Sure. Somehow that's just turned

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into like a, Hey, we've killed a trillion people anyways. Um, what we're finding out

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is that we need a different form of governance. Uh, you know, like one world tyranny. That's

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what we've decided on. One world tyranny. Yeah. So look, I mentioned up at the beginning

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with my bright spot that I've had a great time meeting all sorts of folks all over the

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UK. I think, I think people are great. Alex seems to think that everyone else has a different

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opinion of you all. But it says the awakening is huge. I'm embarrassed. People are more

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awake in England and there's a more of a, their eyes are more connected. This is what

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it was like growing up in Texas. These people are connected. They're smart. Everybody knows

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how dumb Brits are. I mean, these people are awake. This Christian lady on the train was

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reading a CS Lewis book. Whoa. And, and, and, um, we're on the March. That was it. The thought

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trails off. This Christian lady was reading a CS Lewis book. I need to know the end of

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that story. What do you think it was? I don't know. I don't even know which book it was.

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Mere Christianity? It could have been that. I wouldn't, was it the last battle? Was it

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Prince Caspain? Was it voyage of the Dawn Treader? A horse in his boy. A horse in his

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boy. The silver chair. Oh, the silver chair. Wait, wasn't that about that guy who found

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that silver chair? No, it was about the band. Ah, it was a good band. I can't remember any

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others. Oh yeah. The first one. We were trying to be fancy. I was going to say that's, that's

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just lazy knowing that one. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, that's actually, that's actually my favorite

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one. Yeah. It really is the two rings and they go into the pool. Do you remember when

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they made the movie of that? They made the movie. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

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I do. Not great. Nope. Nope. I did. It did bring up childhood trauma though. And that

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was, you got bit by a lion. Yep. Kicked by a fawn. No, like, um, you know, C.S. Lewis

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has a Christian streak to his writing. Sure. And so my dad was really cool with that. Uh,

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so we had a lot of those C.S. Lewis books in the house. Yeah. And I was reading the

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Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and it sounded like Turkish delight was the greatest thing

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ever. Oh, totally. That, that one idea, like, no, I've never eaten, I had never eaten Turkish

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delight. But the idea that a queen could steal a child's soul with chocolate. Yeah. It's

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like, oh, this must be great. It's not even chocolate. No, it's shit. Yeah. It's absolute

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garbage. So I, my parents did like, it seemed like a huge concession for them to make a

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dessert. And that's what I chose and it was shit. Yeah. That's what it's going to be.

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Yeah. Childhood trauma never leaves you. Yep. Also, didn't he write the screw tape letters?

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Probably. Yeah. Anyway, I'm sorry that Alex thinks that people think Brits are stupid.

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I think, I think what is, what's amazing is that Alex is just saying that I thought Brits

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were stupid until they liked me. And now I think they're smart and I'm going to say everybody

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else thought you guys were stupid. Yeah. It's that simple. So this next clip has to do with

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the idea of this Bilderberg press conference. And I'm going to tell you right up front,

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I prepared this episode a while ago, so I don't remember exactly what's in all of these

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clips, but this one is labeled total insanity. That's a good name. We don't tend to hype

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things up as our problem. I have talked to people in the Senate and then I was at dinner

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with this big media executive, the head of a major media company that I was invited to

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another party and these people were there. I was invited because they were there and

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they wanted to talk to me and it wasn't the old co-op me, Hey, shut up. We'll give you

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a job. It was, Hey, we talked to these Bilderberg attendees and they're, you know, they're sick

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of it all too. And you know, they're thinking about going public. Now, whether that happens

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this year or not, there is a debate in Bilderberg of that happening because I was speaking to

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the one of the top people involved in the British government with security liaison with

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Bilderberg who said, I've met with their head people, their spokesman, they're thinking

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about a press conference. How will you respond to a press conference at one of your ideas?

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They want to know. So it's a dialogue directly with Bilderberg. Whoa. How crazy is that?

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That's awesome. The Bilderberg is sending out people to see how Alex would respond to

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a press conference before they decided to do a press conference. Yeah. Sometimes there

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really is a moment where you're like, he should have been 51 50. Like he truly believes that

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the TV is talking to him. Sure. All the time. Well, I mean, this is in 2013 at the same

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time he's thinking that the Boston bombing coverage is responding to the things that

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he's saying. So yeah, this is, this is a dark period. 2013 was rough. Yeah. Yeah. I believe

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it. It was rough on all of us. This Bilderberg press conference did not happen. Nope. Probably

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because they got word that Alex would respond poorly. Well, what happened was they asked

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Alex, what would, what would he do? And he was like, I'm going to make a big stink about

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it. And they were like, well, I guess fucking press conference, you idiot for telling us

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your plan. Yeah. So Alex disappears for a bit and David Knight takes back over hosting

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and then we, right. I understand. I'm not playing any of David Knight. Hold it, hold

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it. I realized as soon as I said that I am going to play something funny, but it's funny.

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You know, that is if, if objectively hold on, that's as excited as anyone has been positively

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or negatively for David Knight ever. Yeah. No, that is, that is, what's kind of amazing

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about our show is outside of this context, we all sound fucking crazy. People are cheering

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out their balls off for David Knight for some reason. Well for David Knight not being here.

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Exactly. Yes. Yeah. Amazing. So he hosts for a bit and then we get to the fourth hour and

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we get to Alex on the streets. Right. That's the good stuff. And that brings us to roots

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maneuver. This brings us me to my second song parody. Alex on the streets. No, no, no. It

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doesn't exist. Oh, hold on. Hold on. Everyone, everyone, everyone. I don't know what's going

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on. Now you don't understand, right? If you have a microphone, you can start a chant and

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make someone do something. But if you guys just start a chant, it almost makes me want

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to not do it more to establish dominance. I also can't tell if it was Dan or dance and

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it makes me feel like I should dance. All right. This has gotten out of control. Another

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one of these, another reliance. People are telling me to dance, so I'm going to need

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another beer. So anyway, the point is that Alex is on the streets. That was the extent

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of the song. That's as good as you get. Thank you. So here's Alex on the streets and he

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runs into some listeners. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, we are live right now. Hey, how

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are you doing? I'm doing great. I'm doing great. I'm doing great. I'm doing great.

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Oh my God. You're a loser too. My God. I mean, this is insane. We train the three guys right

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there. That's awesome. Always. I mean, it's not about our show being big. It's about the

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fact that people are really waking up. What's your name? What do you want to say to folks

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out there? When you said you were coming into a big band, I thought, well, you know, I live

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in London. That's why I run into listeners. You guys came down here. Only said it about

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an hour. Wow. Is that why you came down? Yeah. I'm from London. That's why I just ran into

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a bunch of listeners. Yeah. There's a reason. That would almost be like if I was shocked

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to run into listeners here. Yeah. We said we'd be somewhere. Holy cow. There's one out

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of every three of you knows who we are. That's so crazy. I also like how, I also like how

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like PJ was a bit like, I guess we had to come. I'm here already. Why not? I'll bring

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my brother. That'll diffuse. That'll do it. So Alex has to have a really bit of a harsh

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realization and that is that the reason he's running into listeners is because he said

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he was going somewhere and they decided to show up. It's not organic. Right. Right. Right.

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So he has to deal with that. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, we are broadcasting live. Now

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I thought we'd really gotten crazy because I got in the car and every person we ran into

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was a listener, but now I figured it out. They heard me say an hour ago we were coming

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down here and this is just insane. Hey, how you doing? Oh my gosh. Everybody's awake down

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here. What is going on in England? People are really awake, man. People have been listening.

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There is Big Ben now known as Queen Elizabeth. Not joking. They renamed it. Jack, Queen Elizabeth

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Tower, right? Watson? No, it's still Big Ben. It's still Big Ben even if they say so. Even

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if they say it doesn't exist. Ah, who cares? It's great. Why would he think they changed

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the name? Because they did. It is Queen Elizabeth Tower, isn't it? Wait, what? Yeah. Yeah. The

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bell is called Big Ben. The tower is called Queen Elizabeth Tower. Thank you for having one person tell us.

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Y'all. Because if you had chanted that, I would not have heard it. Y'all just give everything

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to the queen. Hell yeah. So Alex has realized this. He's got Paul Joseph Watson along with

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him who seems really bummed out. He does seem really bummed. I really think he thought Alex

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would never come to his hometown. I really think he's like, well, at least I won't have to meet

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him. And if he does come here, he won't be forcing me to deal with how popular he is all the time.

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But unfortunately that is exactly what happens in our next clip. That sounds right. David Knight is

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in studio and he's trying to interview Paul Joseph Watson about the goings on at Bilderberg

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and then Alex comes in with a real nice side swipe. Okay. You know, Paul, you mentioned

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HSBC, the money laundering, the drug issues going on there. Maybe that explains why David

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Petraeus is there. You know, maybe, maybe they needed some help doing the money laundering and

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the drug trade a little bit better. He's had so much experience there with the CIA and Afghanistan.

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Maybe he can offer HSBC a little bit of pointers. Are you a listener? That's quite possible, yes.

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I guess he's got a lot more time on his neck. That's right. There's a lot of interesting people

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there. We've heard Bill Gates is in London for a function. Hey, tell folks all of us that are showing

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up. It's harder and harder for Alex to cover anything because everybody recognizes him.

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Yeah, that's why. Wow. Let's pretend we're talking about some serious stuff and then Alex,

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like a little kid, hey, tell them how popular we are. I, I'll tell you this, Dan. All right.

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I have been trying so hard not to talk about masturbation. Yeah. This is about as hard as it

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gets. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Alex be stroking. So that's about all we got on the fifth. Sure.

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Alex continues to hang around at Big Ben and what have you and run into people who know who he is

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because he said he was going to be there. Right. Uh, and we get to the sixth on the sixth, second

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hour. We're having the same setup. David Knight has hosted the first hour and he was like, all

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right, now let's kick the ratings up and go to Alex. We finished jerking off. Now it's time to

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get to work. Yes. Gotcha. And these are the same people who want to see the world's population

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reduced by anywhere from 90 to 99%. So they want to be the ruling global elite. We're talking about

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the 1% of the 1%. You know, the kind of people that are meeting at Bilderberg, the kind of

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people that have this eugenics agenda and they openly proclaim it with things like that statue

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that's on its knees out there. I don't know what it's called that Skeletor or something like that.

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It's truly, it is a creepy skeleton. And we're joined now live by Alex and Max Kaiser in London.

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Hello, Alex. I'm ready to go to him yet. Okay. He's not ready just yet. So he'll be with us

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in just a moment. They're still setting up some technical issues there. Almost not mad at the

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group. Not mad at the group. Nope, Nope. So they get their shit together and now we go,

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we give this another try. Let's do it. We have some other information here from one of the

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breaking news. We've got some classified documents talking about how CIA drone strikes often killed

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unknown people. This is from Russia today. And it's a, it's, that's no new breaking news,

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but we do have some breaking news from Alex. So let's go to him right now. Here we go. Oh,

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okay. I'm sorry. He's not ready just yet. Oh, so close. Oh, so smooth. All right. So now we're

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Casey at the bat. All right. We've got one strike through a big swing and a miss. Now we got another

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one big swing and a miss. I can't imagine there's any way that Casey will strike out. Unfortunately,

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he gets a dinger on the third, third, uh, third shot. Okay. Well, no, we don't actually have a

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clip of that. Okay. Well then nevermind. It's uneventful. He just says hi to Alex. Oh,

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what does Alex say? Hey, David Knight. I'd like you to meet my weird buddy, Max Kaiser.

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So Max Kaiser is sitting there with Alex on the second day. Cause he's also there for

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Bilderberg. Right. And, uh, he has a freedom to him that I really admire. Um, he I've mentioned

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this before, but he's like the only guest that comes in who really seems like he can fuck with

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Alex. Like he can insult him to his face. He can try and derail stuff. And that is kind of fun.

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My money is on the internet and it's pretend you can't fuck with me. Yeah. I wear weird hats.

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Yeah. So, uh, Alex brings Max Kaiser into the proceeding and it goes a little bit

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how you might expect. Oh yeah. Max Kaiser was a very successful, uh, stockbroker

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on wall street, uh, before he retired in early age, the inventor of the new Hollywood stock

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exchange virtual trading system, um, used by counter and Fitzgerald is now used on many

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trading markets around the world. You know who he is. He doesn't need to be introduced. And he's

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said TV shows on BBC houses here, uh, RT right now, press TV, you name it. He's got it. And I

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wanted to get his take on Bilderberg 2013. So he's here, but I got to say this, Max Kaiser kept

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saying, you got to come to Europe. You got to come to England. I've been here like seven years

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ago. I've been here before that. And I maybe every 50th person I would cross down the street,

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uh, you know, would say, Hey, Alex Jones, this, I got mobbed a third of the people on the train,

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uh, just, just walking down the street. People hear my voice. We have more listeners in England

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of every race, color and creed religion than we have, uh, in the United States, in Austin,

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Texas, my main command center. So Max, I'm going to bring you in here to talk about Bilderberg

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and what have you, but first let me tell you, we sign off on how fucking popular I am.

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It really is like, Oh, this guy was a really successful stockbroker. He's got his own.

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We brought you in to tell me how great I am. I'm pretty great, right? Max, can you double down?

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Tell me how great I am. One third, one out of three.

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He's going to get the Richard Reeve treatment forced to say one third. It's a fucking deer.

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All right. So Alex, while Max is there, they don't really talk about anything important,

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but while Max is there, he tries to sell his water filters.

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Two, one third of the people on the street. They could get your water filters here.

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Max decides to derail things. And this is what I'm talking about. Max Kaiser is a man who is free

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and does not give a fuck. If Alex wants him back again. We're financing this operation

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in a win-win with Propure with the British made, uh,

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filters, the pro one filters, all of a stainless steel. That's how I'm financing this trip

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with a sale. Win, win, win the lowest price anywhere. 15% off promo code water 15 at info

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war store. You can, I can drink my own pee. Absolutely. Thank you for that. Plugging our

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sponsor that way. Uh, water, water, desert island, and you have nothing to drink but your own pee.

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It's Propure filters. That's the kind of survival techniques you need to learn. And I endorse it

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a hundred percent. I have one. Everyone should have one. You really have one? Absolutely. I'm

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thinking about getting one. He doesn't give a shit. That is one of the greatest negating the

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premises I've ever seen. But what's great is he, yeah, he negated his own premise. Yeah, yeah.

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But what's great is he, yeah, he negated his own premise within one sentence. It didn't take a

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grilling. It was like, Hey, uh, did you commit that crime? No, absolutely not. Are you sure?

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Yeah, I might've. What are you going to do? Sometimes I would. But it also seems to imply

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that he's been drinking his own pee unfiltered for a while. I mean, aren't they big? What?

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Aren't the water filters like sizable? Well, there's some that are like the size of a small

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home. Right. Yeah. Or like size of a school bus. Right. So if you're on a desert island,

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you've already lost. Yeah. But then some of them are like, just sit on a countertop.

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Okay. Still too big to pee in. Well, you could do it, but that'd be, that's just

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resolved. Right. You're right. I don't dream big. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. So, um, we get back to,

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uh, talking about how popular Alex is. Sure. Um, and Alex and Max are talking about this and it

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actually leads to Max saying something that is really fucking inconvenient for Alex. Okay.

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He wants to know why the British people are so awake and Max's answer. It, it, it,

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we're talking about negating the premise. Okay. This negates some of Alex's entire world.

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Very sleepy. I'm really ashamed to say this because I say America's waking up and it is

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to a great extent. I have been in England and it is awake. I mean, I cannot walk down the street

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without having twice the attention I get in the United States, which, which again, I see as a

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radar sonar ping, man, let me tell you, you're right, Max, but how can Europe be under such deep

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tyranny? Is that why they're more awake? Talk about the UK for a second, because in the UK,

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unlike the U S you have actually a left wing press. There is a left in the UK. You have people

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who are in the communist party and they have seats in parliament and there's a left wing press

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and you have real debate between what is identified as right-wing issues. You have

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real libertarians like UKIP. They're good guys. UKIP is challenging the people on the right.

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And you've got people of course, who are identified with the left, but you end up with

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a lot more debate in terms of political agenda, which people are discussing and it filters down

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to the man on the street and the rank and file in the police department who are a lot more aware of

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some of these political debates going on. Whereas in the U S you've got the far right and the near

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right. They don't even have a center. It's all right wing in the United States. There's no,

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there's no left at all. I mean, there's no liberal media at all. Now, see, I would agree. I'd say

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it's all established. You got a fake left and a fake right. You would see liberal as like Thomas

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Jefferson liberal, but when Americans hear you say liberal, they're thinking the Maoist, you know,

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at the justice department, the Maoists at the justice department. Yup. That's how you respond.

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When Max Geiser tells you all of your media is right wing, despite everything Alex says,

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they're like, everything is the left wing press. It's all yeah. Hey Alex, just to point something

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out. Everybody's homogenous fucks you asshole over here. We actually have interesting debate

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between left wing and right wing people. Most of whom walk up to you on the train. A third,

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a third, a third. Yeah. That's not most perhaps a plurality of which. Yeah. Yeah. So that,

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that's kind of inconvenient for Alex and why he has to start spinning into

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Maoists at the justice department or attorney general was a Maoist. When, which one? Oh,

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oh no, I, I, I meant Republican. Oh yeah. That's right. Do you mean right wing? Yeah.

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That makes sense. Yeah. So, um, the sixth, not much more happens. Alex leaves at a certain point.

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David Knight continues to bore me. I mean, even Robert F. Kennedy was a fucking right wing

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department of justice asshole. He didn't get good until he realized that other people were

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human beings. I, it took him a long time. I thought you meant RFK jr. No, no, no, no.

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When was he in the justice department? Oh boy. Next year. Yeah. That is unfortunate, but yeah,

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probably. Sorry in advance. Hey, the end of sentence. Okay. So we jump to the seventh

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okay. And Alex is bringing out the big guns. Dan, you have proven that we are made to hype

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his guest, his guest on the seventh, the queen. All right.

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Jordan with the finger way. How dare you support this behavior? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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No, it's not. It's not the queen. We're going to talk to David Ike and more straight ahead.

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And he'll be with you in the next hour or some take your phone calls and you'll meet his son.

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Stay with us. It's David Ike and his son. And I decided to spare you all. We're not

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going to listen to any of that. Yeah. Yeah. It's not really that interesting of an interview.

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It's it's kind of like, here's, here's what I run into. Yeah. This whole time is essentially a

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snooze. Yeah. There is, there is almost nothing going on. And then you can find footage of him,

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like yelling into a bullhorn. Here's what it is. Right. We've watched a man masturbate for quite

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a while now. It's true. And that's not, not interesting. I feel, I feel like we, but it's

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too long. Sure. We're edging and there's nothing coming. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I need to, I need to

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get to the, yeah. The payoff is David Ike is here. What the fuck? I don't understand how David Ike

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made everybody's lizard people boring. Like that sucks so hard. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think he's not

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really allowed to say stuff like that on Infowars when he comes on. That makes sense. We want to try

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and protect some of the credibility of the business. Some of the brand. Yeah. So we jumped

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to the ninth because there is no Saturday show. And so this is Sunday. It's kind of like things

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have wrapped up and this is where Alex has given a speech. Sure. He's gone around. He's been outside

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Bilderberg for a while. They were watching people drive in. That was exciting. That was exciting.

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One out of every 20. Yeah. All the elites were coming in and they were putting a newspaper in

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front of their face. So the weirdos couldn't take pictures of them. What kind of lunatic believes

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that a billionaire is driving by looking over and being like, Oh, I mean, everyone on this show,

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that's a fair point. So anyway, Alex, uh, discusses, uh, his experience here and give

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sort of a post-mortem on how things went. We'll come back after that segment and play

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some of the excerpts of my speech yesterday to 2000 people on a grassy knoll right across

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from the grove, uh, states and hotel where 150 world leaders, including the head of Google,

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the prime minister of England, the queen of the Netherlands, the Rothschilds, the Rockefeller's

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bill Gates, all of them were meeting. And let me tell you what happened after I gave this 45

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minute speech and they had to turn away a thousand people cause they couldn't even fit. When I gave

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this speech, uh, the police came over the head police, deputy police chief and said, I want to

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hug. You're right. And I hugged me and the police lined up and were demanding to hug me and tears

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on their eyes and said, we know it's basically true. I mean, that is the level of awakening

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that we are seeing. I love the idea that he came up to and was like, we know it's basically true.

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I can't get over the hat. Like the idea of the cop coming up with a hat, just being like, Hey,

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Alex, you're right about everything. Basically. And then pulling out the billy club and being

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like swinging it around. Now, please you sweaty thick necked man, give me a hug. Also,

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also there's a restraining order of about a thousand feet in case you were wondering,

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you're basically right, but get the fuck out of here. Now what's interesting is that Alex said

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that he gave a speech in front of 2000 people and he's pretty close. Oh really? Yeah. About 400?

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No, I would say a thousand maybe. Oh, okay. That's not that big of an exaggeration.

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1500 maybe. I would believe it. That's great. Some of the camera angles are kind of difficult

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to tell, but it is a pretty nice size crowd. I don't know. I don't know what makes it a grassy

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knoll. I mean, maybe not the word president on there. It's not the words I would have chosen,

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but, um, yeah, speech sucked. It's just, I wanted to get clips of it and I wanted to play them,

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but they're all just like, we will beat the globalists. It's kind of like standard cookie

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cutter. I mean, I think what we're all wanting to know is was tyranny crusher there. He did have to

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break out the bullhorn at one point because the mic failed. Everybody loves a good tyranny crusher

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ones through four. Now here is a little fun piece of trivia. Okay. This was also attended by David

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Ike and David Ike gave a speech which might've helped turn out more people, but also someone

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else from our show's catalog was there. Uh-huh. Carrie Cassidy from Project- No! What the fuck?

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We're all, we're all insane. We're all nuts. We're all nuts. We have all broken our brains

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together. If we're cheering for a random mention of Carrie Cassidy, because, and legitimately,

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we are all excited. We want to know what's going on. I'm down. I'm with you. I'm not like judging

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you. I'm just saying that we have to all like objectively recognize that we're nuts.

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It is fair. Exactly. So here's the thing. Carrie Cassidy also was there at Bilderberg protesting

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and she gave a speech, probably poor, less, slightly less attended. Sure. But we already

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covered it on the show. We covered it on a Project Camelot episode. Oh no. A couple of years back.

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A couple of years back. Uh-oh. So I don't have any clips of that. Well, in our defense, there's

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a lot of people who weren't listening back then. That is true. That is true. And also her speech

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sucked. That's definitely true. So now here's where we get into even more trouble. Yeah.

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Alex is going sort of in the aftermath of going on Piers Morgan and saying like,

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ah, 1776. We'll commence again. That was the one where everybody was like, ah, fuck off. You're gone.

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And when he was here, that was when he got interviewed by Andrew Neil.

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When he started like yelling and Andrew Neil called him a lunatic.

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But we've covered that on the show already too. So if I had known we would ever be in London,

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I would have held off. I mean, essentially what you're saying is that this is all your faults.

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We're to share some blame. That's fair. That's fair. But here's the only person blameless.

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Here's a little clip of Alex with Andrew Neil just for a refresher. Okay.

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I'm here to warn people. You keep telling me to shut up. This isn't a game. Okay. Our government

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in the US is building FEMA camps. We have an NDAA where they disappear people. Now you have this

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arrest for public safety, life in prison. You are the worst person I've ever interviewed.

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No, no, it's been really hot with their heads. Disappear and take them away. Infowars.com.

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You're watching The Sunday Politics. We have an idiot in the program today.

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Freedom will not stop. You will not stop freedom. You will not stop the republic.

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Humanity is awakening. Infowars.com. Pretty good stuff. Man. The whole time Andrew

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Neil is doing this like, we got an idiot here. You know, there are some things, there are some

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things, not many, not many, maybe even just only this one, but it would be nice to scream at Andy

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Neil. The 70s, 76 is coming back. I've been a little jealous. That would be fun to get into

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his face. And it's gotta be pretty fulfilling to get like him to break and say we have an idiot

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on the program. Yeah. You're the worst person I've ever interviewed. That really is kind of a

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dream of mine. He's interviewed a lot of people. He really has. And Alex is the worst. I think

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some of them have even committed a lot of murders. That's true. That's true. But not quite as

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annoying as Alex. Gotta say kind of the polar opposite reaction to that third of the people

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on the train. Listen, I would, I would really think that Charles Manson would be the worst

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but God damn, Alex, you win. Andrew Neil, the voice of the other two thirds of the people on

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the train who don't want to talk to Alex. Oh, so Jordan, this actually brings us to the end of our,

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uh, our clips. Well, we figured it out. We got to the end. Yeah, we did. Alex made a fool of

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himself on TV. There was really more or less no coverage of builder. Yeah.

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That's true. Except for the fantasy of having this press conference. There was that. Yeah.

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But there was a lot of, uh, there was a lot of, and I hate saying it over and over and again,

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but I mean, it is weird to hear a man jerk off on the radio. No. I mean, because if you're watching,

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if you're watching it like an OnlyFans, uh, if you're watching it like an OnlyFans, then,

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then you, you at least have like some sort of understanding of what's occurring. But instead,

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he's just like, I'm so famous. I'm so great. Everybody loves me. I'm so great. Everybody

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loves me. I'm so great. You know? And it's like, you got to lose some, you got to use

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some lotion and not a David Knight on this one. I was lost. And I was looking into the

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middle distance cause I was imagining an Info Wars OnlyFans, debatably they have something

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for everyone. All types of folks over there. They've got something for me. I'm going to,

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I'm going to go ahead and say that that's, that's not an OnlyFans I would subscribe to.

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Do you like various versions of weird, angry white men? This is the OnlyFans for you.

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I don't appreciate that. That answer seems to be a lot of people. I also don't like that

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I also don't like that we're talking about this and that would probably get him a lot of money.

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Yeah. I probably, I think he probably wouldn't be down with it.

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Here's what I, here's what I think. If Alex Jones needs an OnlyFans, we won.

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I would, I would sort of add to that. If Alex Jones wants an OnlyFans, we have also won

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because we have changed his mind on sex work and how it should be destigmatized.

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So Jordan, what do you feel like you've learned other than stuff about masturbating on the radio?

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I, well, I feel like the only thing I've really learned is that it's Queen Elizabeth Tower

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and the bell is Big Ben. Yep. Yep. And that kind of in and of itself is worth the trip.

Unknown Speaker (01:05:43.199)

I mean, it does make me feel a little bit stupid. You shouldn't because to be honest,

Unknown Speaker (01:05:49.840)

when I was listening to this, that was when I learned that. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that.

Unknown Speaker (01:05:53.679)

No, but see, here's the thing though, is that seven years ago I came to London and I took a

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tour of Big Ben and I am sure somebody told me that and somehow I was just like, that can't be

Unknown Speaker (01:06:07.679)

true. You can't love a queen like that. That's so weird that you would have a monarchy, you know?

Unknown Speaker (01:06:14.960)

Right. Like it makes sense. Like here's the thing. Oh, here's the thing folks. It makes sense to me,

Unknown Speaker (01:06:20.960)

like being here and looking at the name of the queen being on a tower, I'm like,

Unknown Speaker (01:06:24.559)

oh, colonialism makes sense because they want to get the fuck away from her.

Unknown Speaker (01:06:28.719)

And here we are. Yeah. Yeah. Here we are indeed. Yep. Yes, sir. What did you learn?

Unknown Speaker (01:06:33.840)

Nothing. I know what I learned. You know what I learned? What? Sometimes it's not worth it.

Unknown Speaker (01:06:40.000)

Like if you're looking for something, you're not going to find it is what I'm saying. I'm looking

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for Alex doing some fun travel logs going around. Right. And it's just not there. It's just not

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there. He's just talking about how great he is the whole time. It's David Ikes all the way down.

Unknown Speaker (01:06:55.760)

It is. It is. But thank you all so much for coming out. This has been the show. We are going to take

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a minute and then we'd be happy to meet you all out at the bar area, but thank you all so much

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for coming out. You've been wonderful.