Transcript/844: March 12-15, 2004

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Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan.

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I'm Jordan.

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We're couple dudes. I'd like to sit around and worship at the altar of Selene and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.

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Oh, indeed we are. Dan.

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Jordan.

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Dan.

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Jordan.

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Quick question for ya.

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What's up?

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What's your Bright Spot today, buddy?

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My Bright Spot today, Jordan, is, uh, I've been, uh, been feeling a bit down.

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Mm.

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I mentioned, uh, a number of episodes back. You know, sort of a depression dip.

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Yeah.

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As they say. And unfortunately, it has lingered a bit.

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Um, you know, it's a hit and miss process, trying to, uh, negotiate and, uh, navigate, uh, medication and stuff.

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Mm-hmm.

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So, you know, we've tried a number of things and it's kind of, uh, not, either not had the results that I would have wanted or some side effects and, you know, balancing that, uh, that out is, uh, tough.

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I just started, uh, a new regimen, so we'll see if this, uh, this one works out, but, um, anyway, I've been down, been bummed out.

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Uh, and so I was looking for things that, uh, could make me a little bit happier.

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Sure.

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And, of course, I love, uh, Legos. Love mini blocks.

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You do love Legos.

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So I have my newest project.

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Oh, you got a Grogu!

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I got a Grogu!

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You're a Grogu-er!

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I got a, I got the child!

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I was not expecting them to make a Grogu out of Legos.

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Yeah, a little Lego Grogu.

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Okay.

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I've, I, it's, it just came. I've not opened up the box yet, but, uh, let's see, how many pieces are we talking about here?

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700.

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1,073.

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1,073. Oh, I thought I was being silly. That's a lot of pieces.

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Yeah, because it's, uh, little tiny pieces, you know?

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Right, right, right.

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Okay.

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Um, so I'm very excited to put this together. I love the process of, uh, just sort of zen-like focus and, uh, do whoop.

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Put in little, put in little blocks of blocks on top of blocks.

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Mm-hmm.

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And then you end up with the child.

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And then you, is that where they come from traditionally, or?

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You know what's fun, though? I've never watched The Mandalorian, and I don't really like Star Wars that much.

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I was gonna say, yeah, you have no interest in either of those things.

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There's a decent chance I'll just give it to you once I've built it.

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I mean, I'd be, sure.

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All right.

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I'll take it.

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I don't, I don't, uh, hate Star Wars or anything.

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You don't? No.

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I think if I had gun to my head, I think I'm a Star Trek guy.

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Um.

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Yeah, I, I, yeah, of course you are.

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I think so, and I think that's probably an artifact of growing up.

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Mm-hmm.

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Like, my dad loved Star Trek, and we watched Next Generation.

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Sure.

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Uh, growing up, and then, I guess, what was the one after that?

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Deep Space Nine?

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Deep Space Nine.

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Watched a bit of Deep Space Nine.

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That was the one with Whoopi on it, right?

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I believe so, yes.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Um, and, and just wasn't, uh, I guess wasn't quite the same.

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I got used to Picard, and, uh, our, our, our main man, uh, Riker.

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You know, I, I feel like a lot of people treat Star Trek very similarly to the way,

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uh, Brits treat Doctor Who.

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Like, that, you know what, honestly, Picard's my captain.

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It's just my guy, I'm not a, I'm not a, I'm not the original, I'm not the Next Gen,

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I mean, you know, it's just Picard for me, you know?

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I think, I think that there, yeah, especially depending on your age, too.

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Yeah, yeah, totally.

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Like, I think if I were to get back into, uh, watching it, I think I'd have an easier

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time with the other, uh, uh, uh, installments.

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Sure.

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In the catalog.

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Sure.

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Whereas, like, when I was a kid, like, no, there's no Picard or Riker in here.

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What is this?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I want data!

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And I'll tell you what.

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Where's Worf?

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Chris Pine ain't gonna do it.

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Uh-huh.

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Chris Pine ain't cuttin' shit.

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No.

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No.

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Where is Dr. Crusher?

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Where is Q?

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I guess Q is in, uh, probably, he's in a bunch of them, right?

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Isn't he, like, a fanciful entity that exists throughout multiple Star Trek series?

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Uh, uh, like a Brit-mitzel pixie stick?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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He's a, he's a pixie stick.

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Yeah, what's his name?

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Uh, who else was on there?

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Uh, I'm out.

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I'm tapped.

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Yeah?

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Well, I was the Star Wars guy, never a Star Trek guy.

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Bones!

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Never a Star Trek guy.

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No, that was the original one.

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That was the original Star Trek.

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No?

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No Star Trek for you?

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What am I gonna, Star Trek watcher?

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I'm a doctor, man.

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Uh, I, I don't know.

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Bones, I was trying a Bones thing.

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Oh, I see.

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The riff didn't work.

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Wait, you're talking about the TV show Bones?

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Uh, yes.

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Starring, uh, uh, Las Vegas.

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Boreanaz.

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No, um, what's their name?

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The, um, the, the person who plays Bones, the lady who plays Bones.

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What are we doing here?

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We're just two old men.

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We're talking now.

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Also featuring, I believe, this could be a fragment of my memory that is entirely wrong,

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but I believe in Bones.

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One of the characters was played by the guy who played the cop in How High,

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the bike cop on campus from How High.

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Ah, the movie is great.

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Probably doesn't hold up.

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How High, I would, I, I, I strongly suggest not watching How High again.

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I don't, I, I watched it and I remember it so fondly.

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And I know in my, I can feel it already.

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I'm mad at myself for having brought up the thought.

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Yeah.

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Because I know it's not as good as it was.

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Yeah.

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I probably watched it a hundred times.

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Very high, very high.

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Like we smoked a lot of weed.

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It was the correct, it was a, of its place and of its time.

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But it, it still does live on within me because that scene with Spalding Gray,

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Spalding Gray plays a professor.

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Yeah, that one is interesting.

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And then the, the, get him.

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That's from How High.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Spalding Gray.

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Woof.

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Maybe his last movie role.

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It's always fun.

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It's, that's your, that's your Orson Welles fucking P commercial kind of shit right there

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where you're like, that's, that's the way those guys got to go.

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You just got to go out like that.

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You have to have something that is bizarre as trivia for your last thing.

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Totally.

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Yeah.

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That's why I encourage every big name actor and actress and, you know, just person, TV

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actors, movie actors, everybody.

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True.

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Film something weird and release it right when you're in a time.

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Yeah, whatever.

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Like, well, no, cause that doesn't work.

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That's cheating the system.

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It has to happen organically.

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Yeah.

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It has to be, it has to be poignant to, and almost like, almost a lesson learned, you

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know, almost like a lesson for me and a lesson like about how fame, there's an arc to it

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that always collapses.

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You can't cling to it too long.

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Otherwise you see what happens to you.

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You know, like there's a, there's a whole, there's a whole art to teaching the universe

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about wasting your life in some ways.

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Trying to think of like Spalding Gray, like other movies he might've been, because there

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was that and everything is going fine, but that was a documentary.

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And I think that came out posthumously.

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Um, yeah.

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How high?

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Probably it.

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Yep.

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Anyway, uh, also in that movie, uh, everybody, everybody's in that movie.

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Hits from the streets.

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The BET host hits played.

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I need money.

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Oh man.

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Mike Epps.

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Powder.

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You know, Hector Alessandro.

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The, the Epps echo throughout history.

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Was Fred Willard in that?

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Left is Mark.

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You know, Mike Epps has really left his mind.

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I really believe that he's left a mark behind, which I would not have expected after having

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watched How High way back when.

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Man, he's great in, um, uh, the Friday movies that aren't Friday.

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The other ones.

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Anyway, uh, what's your, uh, what's your bright spot?

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My bright spot, uh, uh, adventure time with Fiona and cake.

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There's a new series.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Fun.

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Uh, so far, I just saw the first episode from what I understand, uh, from what I can see

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where we're kind of in an opposite situation, you know, like, uh, original adventure time.

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You see some human kid in a place where, ah, that's not where a human kid's supposed to

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be.

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Sure.

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All right.

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Now we see Fiona.

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It's not where Fiona's supposed to be.

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Are you talking about Shrek's wife?

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It's a little bit, uh, no, no, no.

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Just checking.

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Finn, Fiona.

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Okay.

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Right.

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It's a play on things.

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All right.

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Anyways, there's a lot of lore behind it, but it should be interesting.

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And at the very least, I'm excited to watch it.

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I'm thrilled.

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I'm thrilled for you because I know your love of adventure time.

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Love adventure time.

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I'm, I'm happy for you.

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Pendleton ward.

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Love it.

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Also, I wanted to check in on tennis.

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Yeah.

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How'd that go?

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Uh, old man, Mandy Murray just lost along with old man, John Eisner.

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Now, John Eisner, all right, is a six foot 10.

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Oh, this is his last year.

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US Open retired.

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That doesn't feel like it is advantageous for tennis.

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It is advantageous in one very specific way.

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Is that it?

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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You can serve his average serve at his height was like 140 miles an hour.

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So John Eisner played the longest match in Wimbledon history.

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It was 11 hours and it took three days to do.

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Right.

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And the reason that it took so long is because it was two guys who were both very,

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very tall and could serve 145 miles an hour.

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And they were just going back and forth for days.

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Literally days.

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Frustrating.

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They changed the rules of tennis because people like John Eisner are so boring to watch.

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Cause it's like, Hey, okay.

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That's kind of a dubious honor.

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It's a dubious honor.

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But he made it all the way through a 20 year career.

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Fucking man.

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How's Sazerac doing?

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Is Sazerac not doing great?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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No.

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Better than Balzerac.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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On air to Balzerac.

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Oh, I have another bright spot.

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Yeah.

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What's that?

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Joe Biggs, Rambo Joe Biggs, proud boy and a former Infowars employee was just sentenced

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to 17 years in prison over January 6th.

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Yeah.

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So that's fun.

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Also 17 Q.

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Come on.

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It's right there.

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What?

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Q is the 17th letter of the alphabet.

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So like 17 is a big number within QAnon circles.

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What?

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Yeah.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Man.

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17 years.

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Are you kidding me?

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That's a sign.

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Follow the plan.

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I don't like finding shit out like that.

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That feels unfair to me.

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You shouldn't just be able to be like, Oh yeah, no, Q is the 17th letter.

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No, no.

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There's got to be more than that.

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But you understand how much of like a lot of that decoding of the Q drops and stuff

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involves obscure numerology and making leaps and like word riddles.

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I know, but come on, you can't.

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You got to do more than that.

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I think it's really cute that that is something you didn't know because that seems like pretty

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basic QAnon stuff.

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Well, see, that's the thing.

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I don't know the basic QAnon stuff.

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I only know what very advanced researchers tell me and they're not wasting their time

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with being like, Oh no, it's the 17th letter.

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We're busy.

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We got shit to do.

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Well, they're committing crimes.

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Joe Biggs is Q.

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It's confirmed.

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All right.

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That sounds where Joe goes one.

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Joe goes 17.

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George Jokovich goes one.

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Czarek goes all.

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So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over and I decided what we would do is go

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to the past.

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Go to the past.

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So we're going to be talking about March 12th and 15th today.

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That's a Friday and a Monday.

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Okay.

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Man.

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Oh, man.

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We've like, we're in a desert.

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Sure.

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There is not a lot going on.

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There was the Madrid bombing that happened that we talked about on the last time we were

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in the past.

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And Alex has some thoughts about that, but nothing really all that interesting.

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And so that's why there's two episodes and this is still going to be short.

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It's not a lot going on, but something incredibly fun, sort of.

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Alex went to a theme park.

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Okay.

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Now I'm excited.

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So we'll talk about all this here in a moment.

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But first, Jordan, let's say hello to some new walks.

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Oh, that's a great idea.

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Also, thank you so much to everybody for the kind words about the Bray Wyatt drops.

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I recognize it was a little bit long and indulgent, but yeah.

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So thanks for going along now.

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Yeah.

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First, large floppy weenies don't fit into my bikini without zucchini, martini, or does

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Alex have a better idea for me and my queenie to keep from exposing our elites?

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Shouldn't have been like elides.

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We could have worked weenies in there, too.

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Anyway, you're a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you very much.

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I get that that's a riff on Snoop's verse from California Girls by Katy Perry.

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Yeah.

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Martinis, zucchinis, bikinis, no weenies, just a king and his queenie.

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I do recall that being a lyric.

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And then I was like, oh, yeah, Snoop Dogg.

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Time really hurt everybody, didn't it?

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Yeah.

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No, but I like it.

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Zucchini.

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Sure you do.

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I like to imagine that it's actual zucchinis.

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And I mean, I assume that it's a blunt, right?

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I mean, like, it's green.

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And I assume that it's like a zucchini blunt.

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It's like a fat blunt or something.

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But I prefer to think it's like, no, we have a garden salad.

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I mean, yeah.

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We have martinis and a garden salad.

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Yeah, that sounds great.

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And no weenies are allowed.

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No weenies allowed.

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That makes sense.

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No hot dogs.

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Strict bikini dress code.

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Absolutely.

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Next, hi, Dan.

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This is Hank's brother, Chris.

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I heard his really long shout out from a couple months ago and wanted to get in on that action.

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So here's a ridiculously long policy wonk shout out for me, too.

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Thank you so much.

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You are now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you very much.

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Next, we are the cult of leftist forest rangers.

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Our greatest peeve is Alex's utter inability to say the word supremacist.

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Resistance is futile.

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Thank you so much.

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You are now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you very much.

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Next, in regards to episode 664, Brett and Paul are in fact besties.

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Thank you so much.

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You are now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you very much.

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I like that there's a continuity of shout outs.

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Multiple of these are references to shout outs from the past.

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And we get a technocrat in the mix, Jordan.

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So thank you so much to Dan.

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I've been waiting for over a year for my wonk shout out.

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And sorry to do this to you, but you brought it on yourself.

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Who's there?

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You busted.

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Thank you so much.

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You are now a technocrat.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Four stars.

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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.

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Someone, someone sodomized and sent me a bucket of poop.

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Daddy shark.

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Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.

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Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.

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He's a loser.

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Little, little titty baby.

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I don't want to hate black people.

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I renounce Jesus Christ.

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Thank you so much.

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Yes, thank you very much.

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I'm not people getting busted lately.

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Yeah, there's not a lot of busting.

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Recently we have been free of busts.

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So to continue a thread from the last episode that we did,

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uh, Alex was just invited on to coast coast AM for the first time.

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Right.

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And so we, when we pick up here on the 12th, this is just after that appearance.

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And what do you know?

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He's got a much larger audience now.

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And, uh, talking to my administrator, we now have info wars.com and prison

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planet.com spread over several servers.

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We now have a backup server at, uh, info.

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Well, at, at, at prison planet.tv prison planet.tv.

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And of course there's info wars.net as a backup server.

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Before I went on coast to coast, uh, AM yesterday, and we never had this happen.

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Something got in to one of the servers and actually destroyed it internally.

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You don't see that happen, but they replaced it.

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And, uh, then, uh, this morning we got about 4 million visitors last night.

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Then this morning, uh, as the traffic went down, uh, we had more, uh, again,

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and these are IT people looking at it.

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I don't just get up here on the air and say this.

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We've had more governmental attacks.

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They do not want people in 50 States and Canada and all over the world.

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Hearing me lay out news articles about concentration camps and foreign troops,

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and then having them be able to go and actually see it posted.

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Yeah, man.

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So you went on, uh, coast to coast.

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Sure.

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Bunch of people got drawn to his sources of information and the government could not take

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this.

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Of course.

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No.

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So they had to throw a, um, a wrench in the gears or, or however you want to put it.

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What's up?

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I see a hand raised.

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I just appreciate the idea of like, Hey, listen, I'm an IT person.

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Mm hmm.

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This is the government.

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Oh, it's the government.

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This is totally the government.

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There's no one else.

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This could be a Alex.

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Uh, I'm going to give you the clearance to just go ahead.

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It's the government.

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It's listen, the fingerprints are government.

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They're all over the yeah.

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I mean, this guy, I'm an IT guy.

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So of course I know that it's the government.

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I do seem to notice that every time Alex has an influx of traffic, there's a hack attack.

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Now what's fun about that is it does go both directions.

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I could say Alex has a poorly constructed internet infrastructure and whenever there

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is increased traffic, his shit falls apart because it's not used to dealing with that

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kind of traffic and can't handle it.

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That would be a reasonable simultaneously.

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Alex can just say, uh, Hey, uh, I got a bunch more traffic and that's threatening to the

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globalist.

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So they put a hit out on my servers.

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Right.

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And we're both sitting here, twiddling our thumbs and being like, well, I guess either

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is it's Schrodinger's servers.

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Basically the same thing.

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Yeah.

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Really?

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No, nobody can, uh, we can't, I can't prove him wrong.

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You can't prove me wrong.

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Well, I mean, what's fun about it is that he has one concrete, uh, uh, reason to continue

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doing that.

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And that is that he is lazy and he can just say that it's, uh, gremlins, you know, it's

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the government.

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Lazy is one thing cheap is another cut into the bottom line.

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He probably couldn't at this point in his career, especially probably couldn't have

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afforded.

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That's true.

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Um, the kind of bandwidth and servers that, uh, he would have needed to deal with that

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kind of traffic.

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But I mean, that's what I'm saying.

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That's the luxury of being like, of being in a space where you can say, ah, IT guy said

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it's the fucking government is that why would you upgrade it?

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Because now it's also part of your lore that it should go down whenever you've got big

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news.

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Yeah.

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And it only serves to reinforce how important you are and what a threat you are to these

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imaginary enemies.

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And I mean, it's a good game.

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I understand why you play it.

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I just think it's stupid.

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It's very stupid.

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So, um, but that's because it's the government.

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Yeah.

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He talks about, uh, this, uh, uh, a little bit more and then he has a, uh, it was very

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sad, very sad that this limits him in some ways.

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Poor guy.

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And it's very frustrating because there it all is for people to prove everything I was

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laying out and it was there last night and we were all able to follow along with it.

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We were actually waking up millions of people.

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Uh, and then today when all those good folks go to work and want to tell people how they

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can go look at it for themselves, it could have potentially woken up millions of people.

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But instead, uh, we, uh, have our friends, uh, obviously with the NSA, uh, just having

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an absolute field day with us right now.

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After all, DARPA designed the internet.

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They control it.

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What?

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So do me a favor, tell everybody about info wars.com and prison planet.com.

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And because there's just incredible updates there on both the sites and Paul Watson,

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the webmaster prison planet, uh, worked, uh, a 24 hour workday yesterday.

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Woo.

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My wife worked an 18 hour workday.

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It's a lot.

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Uh, I worked a, uh, 21 hour workday and you know, to have them pulling shenanigans like

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this, but you know, what do we expect?

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What do we expect?

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We're in a war for humanity.

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We're in a war for the future of the human species against criminals that want to basically

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turn us into cattle to be fed on and to be bled.

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So here's how you take the bullshit and you turn it into an actionable item.

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You have like, oh, we could have woken up so many more people and that's why now you

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have to go and spread shit around.

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Yep.

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It's great.

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It's like, oh, we missed this opportunity and we need to make up for it by you redoubling

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your promoting efforts of my own shit.

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Gotta take this to IRL, my man.

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It's pretty sweet.

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Um, I would suggest that if the globalists truly were afraid of any of this stuff, could

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have just, uh, had a, like a server thing when he was on, uh, the show or you know how

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his phone lines keep fucking up all the time?

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All the time.

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They could have done that while he was on Coast to Coast so he couldn't even be a guest.

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Uh, Coast Coast has a whole different system.

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The government isn't ready for them yet.

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But Alex's end has a, the sabotage possibilities.

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Well, sure.

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I mean, but the IT guy didn't tell him where Alex was.

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Didn't, I can't remember if Alex did say, or he said he was going to chase down the

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person who was messing with his telephone.

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That is a good point.

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Look, the point, the point is that would have been the inflection point when the globalists

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would have interceded, right?

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Sure.

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The next day when people are going to work and telling people to go to info wars, it

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would have been time zones.

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Oh, wait.

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Globalists only, they don't work after six.

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See, this is what I'm saying.

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Coast to Coast, West Coast time zone, Pacific time zone.

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Deep into the evening.

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Yeah.

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The globalists have a strict, they have a good union.

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They do not take their work home with them.

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Yes.

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So dumb.

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So dumb.

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But this happens every single time.

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Anyway, this episode-

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Who does control the internet?

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What?

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I mean, well, look at-

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Bill Gates.

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Who knows?

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I understand that DARPA built the internet.

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Fine.

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Yeah.

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Who does control it and can it be shut off?

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Can we just, is there a place, cause this is a problem that I'm having and I don't,

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cause I don't know and I feel stupid for asking, but I feel like there isn't as much physical

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infrastructure that constitutes the fundamental basis of the internet to the point where maybe

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there's like 50 guys who can fuck up the entire internet for the world, you know?

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I think that there is a fair amount of physical stuff, but at the same time, I do think that

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as you trace the line further and further up, there probably are not 50 people, but less

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than you'd imagine that could make mistakes in certain ways that could cripple internet

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access.

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Cause let me just think about it, like something goes wrong and like your neighborhood has

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no service through whatever your provider is.

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If you have Xfinity, shit's down for the day because something went wrong.

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Right.

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Now whoever's fixing that, imagine something goes wrong with them and now it's like your

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entire zip code or whatever doesn't have access to the internet.

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I feel like if you go up the chain, there has to be some large scale thing that could

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go wrong, but I don't know what it is either.

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I don't know enough.

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It does feel, it does feel a little bit like a customer service chain where if I have an

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axe and I go up to this person, I'm like, okay, how do I do more damage with just one

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axe?

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And eventually I'll go up all the way to the top.

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You think customer service is going to help you with that?

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I'm not saying they're going to help me.

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I'm just saying that if you go all the way up the chain, I feel like eventually you get

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to a place where two or three guys with two or three axes could take out the internet.

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And I feel like that's an insane thought.

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I think it's a movie-ish the way you're imagining it.

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It is, it is.

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Let's say you encounter a giant metal box that is the internet.

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Right.

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How are you going to deal with that with an axe?

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What's your first play?

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I feel like the medium is the answer there.

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How am I going to deal with this with an axe?

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I'll show you.

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I'll swing my axe at it the way that I deal with it.

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Boy, I've run out of ideas.

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No playing me with that axe?

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I don't know.

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Maybe there'll be a panel or something.

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I'll use like the sharp end of the axe to like open a panel.

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There's no panel.

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All right.

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I'm running out of ideas here quick, man.

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That's amazing because here's why I'm...

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Huh.

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Now here's what I wonder.

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Are you imagining like an old time axe or like a woodcutter axe?

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Oh, a woodcutter axe.

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Okay, see now you're stupid because there's a sharp end and a blunt end.

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You could have tried hitting it with either side.

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You had a plan B in your hands.

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Did you think I was using a two-sided battle axe?

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I thought maybe because you only tried swinging once.

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I thought you'd be like, oh, it's going to be the same.

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I didn't realize that I'm getting dungeon mastered right now.

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Well, roll to see if there's a panel.

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I've not played Baldur's Gate yet, but everybody talks so highly of it.

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Gotta get started.

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Yeah, not yet because it's not on PlayStation until September.

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Ah, anyway, the rest of this show is not worth a damn.

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Okay.

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So that's Friday.

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We jump back in on Monday the 15th.

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Okay.

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And Alex has some thoughts about the Madrid bombing.

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All right.

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And so here's his thoughts there.

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Socialist Al Spain's ruling party.

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What really went on with these bombings last Thursday?

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More has come out now.

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It's got globalist fingerprints all over it.

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We will, we will detail this today and Paul Joseph Watson is joining us as well with his

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great analysis.

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Reuters reported that those big protests you saw weren't against the supposed terrorist,

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but were against the government.

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Many of them saying the government was behind it.

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Oh, people are starting to get it.

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That then neutralizes the government terror card.

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So we'll cover that article as well.

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Very, very important officials probe Spain.

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Morocco bombings give you their spin.

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Again, anti-government protests bring up across Spain as they accuse the government of being

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behind it and putting out propaganda.

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We're so sorry for the 200 people that died there and the hundreds of others that were

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injured.

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So Alex is trying to make this sound like the protests were about accusations that the

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bombings were a false flag and were attacking the government for being complicit in them.

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But that's not the case.

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There were protests against the government, which these articles discussed, but they were

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against the Aznar administration putting so much focus on blaming the ETA, the Basque

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separatist group that had denied involvement in the bombing, and there was no evidence

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that they had done it.

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Blaming the Basque group was politically useful for the Aznar government in the lead up to

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the elections.

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And the people were able to see through that scapegoating.

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It was not the leftist socialist party that was doing the scapegoating either.

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Aznar was the head of the People's Party, which would be described as nationalistic and fairly

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center-right.

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The public rejected the government's response to the bombings and voted in the center-left

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PSOE, also known as the Spanish Socialist Workers Party.

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Alex has none of the details correct about this, but he sees some touchpoints that he

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can work with, like the word socialist and the idea that there were protesters opposing

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the government.

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From there, he can craft his own story out of these elements and sell it to the audience,

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knowing that none of them will ever look deeper into this at all.

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If the audience had the ability to critically analyze information, they wouldn't be listening

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to Alex and taking him seriously in the first place, so it's pretty safe for him to just

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do whatever he wants.

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It's nuts, man.

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This is like, he's so wrong about this.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I was, I mean, I get, sometimes I get really stuck on that, like, card thing, you know,

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like, the terror card, you know?

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Like, it's so emblematic of a point of view on how this shit is handled, like, oh, see,

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this is like a, this is like a tete-a-tete between the government and I.

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They're playing their terror card and I'm playing my-

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And let's put it very clearly, it's the government and I.

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It's Alex.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Specifically Alex.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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And it is, and it is like, but that's used less literally, I believe, in real world,

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you know, in like, more metaphorically, more colloquially, in real spaces, you know, like,

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people in a debate or whatever, politicians that are like, might use that thing.

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But it is still kind of like, once you start to view it in that sense, it dehumanizes everything

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about it.

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And it derealizes everything.

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It takes it out of the frame of reality and now everything's a fucking game.

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You're turning it into something that is fundamentally silly.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And then I also, I was thinking about this as he was talking and that like, people are

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aware that the government did this and, you know, try to make people scared and that neutralizes

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that terror card.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And so I was like, teasing the thread out a little bit.

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Like, let's imagine that everybody gets awake to Alex's shit.

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100%.

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And now everybody's like, oh yeah, the government's doing this terrorism in order to make us scared.

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And so now every time there's a terrorist attack, they're like, oh, this isn't real.

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Yeah.

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What a perfect scenario for a terrorist.

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They would never be blamed for terrorist acts.

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It would almost be a perfect setup for right-wing terrorists to get away scot-free with any

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kind of acts that they want to commit against groups that they don't like.

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It's almost like their dream.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Strange how it seems like what they're doing now is almost in service of creating a world

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more like that.

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Yeah.

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If you create a circumstance where everybody knee-jerk blames the government for any tragedies

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that happen, it kind of gives you the green light to be able to carry out tragedies politically.

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Or not politically, literally, but to serve political purposes.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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I mean, it's probably a coincidence.

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I would say that it is, I mean, maybe...

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50-50.

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What's not 50-50 is Alex's feelings about theme parks.

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Oh, God.

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I'm honestly like, we've talked enough about how Alex feels about movies, but I

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don't know how Alex feels about theme parks.

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And I genuinely feel like it could go in any direction right now.

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We don't get enough talk about the theme park itself.

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Alex does get caught up in the entrance to it.

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See, this is the type of rug pull that only Alex can engineer.

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Me being like, what's he going to have to say about shit?

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And then it's like, no, I couldn't even make it past the fucking door.

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Well, he does go.

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And so there is some hope that in later episodes, he'll revisit this.

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But I would ask you.

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Yes.

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What theme park do you think he went to?

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Okay.

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It is either...

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Because we're in 2004.

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Yep.

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Don't tell me that the Creation Museum is around.

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No, no, no, no.

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This is a big one.

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Big one.

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Yeah.

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No.

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Universal Studios.

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No.

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I was going to say National Studios, you know.

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Neither of those.

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Universal Studios, that's too big for us.

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National Studios.

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If Alex has his way, none of this One World Studios.

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Yeah, exactly.

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No, I got no idea.

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No Disney.

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Oh, I thought it would be too obvious to say Disney.

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It's not Disney.

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Well, see, that's what I didn't say.

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Disney.

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What if I were to tell you it's really wet?

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Six Flags.

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No.

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Great Adventure.

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Great America.

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No.

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Jesus.

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You went to Sea World.

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Anyway.

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Okay.

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Is that a theme park?

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Yeah, I think so.

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Last two weeks ago, and I had a lot of fun.

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So I said, well, I'll go back this weekend because I bought a season pass, and it's just

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an hour away.

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I'm trying to take some time off, spend some time with my wife, because I work pretty hard.

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Last time we just bought our season pass.

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This time we had to go get the card, and they wanted to biometrically scan my hand.

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And so I pulled the video camera out.

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We'll be posting that in the next few days.

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I've got to have time to upload it to the web and write an article for it.

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This morning, I just wrote a little blurb and put a digital photo up on the site.

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It's being updated right now as we speak of the hand scanners to get into Sea World.

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And this is a big story.

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I'll talk about that, too, coming up in this hour.

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There's a huge story.

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Huge story.

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I tried to find that video of him at Sea World, and I can't find it, but I'm going to continue

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the hunt.

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The hunt is on.

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That one I would like, yeah.

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So Alex only had this issue with the scanner because he bought a season pass.

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All parks like Sea World use some kind of confirmation system to screen entrants of

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season passes, because if they didn't, then you could just give it to anyone you wanted,

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and one person's season pass could turn into 100 missed ticket sales.

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Or even worse, you could rent your pass to people, and if you played it right, you could

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make a pretty big profit at the park's expense.

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At this point in 2004, the industry generally preferred some form of this biometric identification

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because photo IDs were inconsistent, and they took longer to check on entry.

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So if you're just trying to funnel people through, it was seen as inefficient for the

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IDs, but within just a few years, Sea World would abandon this hand scan system in favor

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of returning to photo IDs, because it's just a hassle.

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None of this should have surprised Alex, because when he signed up for the season pass, he

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would have agreed to it.

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Maybe it's in the fine print or something, but I don't know.

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It almost seems like Alex decided to do this in order to have something to get mad about,

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and to give him a quick launch off point to get into a rant about how oppressed he is

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and how tyranny's around every corner.

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I did.

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I like that.

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I like that they started with the biometrics, and then you were just like, fuck this, and

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went back to the, like, can you imagine how fucking funny it would be if the Mark of the

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Beast just like petered out?

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Yeah.

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Like, hey man, we got this Mark of the Beast.

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They just won't use it, man.

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I'm sorry, Antichrist.

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I imagine it's not even, like, they won't use it.

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It's like, this just costs a lot.

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Upkeep is tough.

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It's just, I mean, it's, there's more efficient ways of doing it.

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Sorry, Antichrist.

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I mean, what if the, you know, it just, like, one of your readers stops working or something,

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then, then where are you, you know?

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What if the Antichrist is a lot like Threads?

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Like a big influx at the very beginning, and then it all goes away.

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What is the beast, other than a mastodon?

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Exactly.

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Right?

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Right, right, right, right.

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That was another one.

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That's blue sky thinking, my friend.

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Right?

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Friendster.

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That's right.

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I should have, I should have tagged it with the Friendster.

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But I couldn't work it into a sentence.

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Nope, nope.

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So, uh, Alex, what's Sea World?

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So that means it's time for a long-winded story about getting to the gate.

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Not this weekend, but last weekend.

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You know, I'm making myself take off.

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I'm making myself take off to go fishing for a few hours.

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I'm making myself take off to go lift weights.

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I'm making myself take off a few hours a week to take my wife out to dinner or to go for

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a walk with her a few times a week.

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I feel it's not.

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Because literally for a decade, I haven't stopped and it's not good for me.

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And I found when I do take occasional breaks, my mind works better.

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So I've been doing that in the fight against the New World Order.

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I am far beyond driven.

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But last weekend, uh, now two weeks ago, a week and a half ago, I went down to Sea World

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and it was $38 for a day pass, $48 for a entire season pass.

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So for six months, their half year season in San Antonio, I guess it's open year round

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in Orlando, but it's only open half a year here in Texas because it's too cold for half

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the year.

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I bought a season pass.

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I mean, it was only like $10 more.

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So many details.

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And they give you the little paper print out with a scan on it.

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And we walked through and I was supposed to go and roll.

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They let you into the park.

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When you first buy it, they go, now you go and roll over there, sir.

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And it was a big line at the, quote, passport office.

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It's called the passport office.

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And my wife and I said, I don't want to do that, but we'll do it next time.

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Let's just go, you know, see the park and, you know, see Shamu because Shamu was, they

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were about to have the whole killer.

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Oh my God, get to the point display at that time.

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It only happens a few times a day.

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So we ran to see that under the big dome.

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Well, I got up this Saturday morning at about, we're on a different day now, 7 38 in the

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morning.

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And, uh, I've been up on another syndicated show until about two in the morning.

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So I was pretty tired.

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I said, you know what, let's just, uh, today let's, let's go back to San Antonio.

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It's only an hour away.

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I said, I want to go relax again.

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We only got to see last Saturday, half the exhibits and I want to go see the rest of

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it.

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And she said, you want to go again?

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And I said, well, yeah, I mean, it's fun.

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You had fun, didn't you?

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And she said, yeah, you know, I feel like they're torturing those whales, but I said,

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yeah, you know, but at least this teaches people about the environment, I guess.

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And I, boy, I'm sounding like a socialist.

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I said, and I'm making excuses.

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I said, let's just go have a good time.

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She said, okay, I'll go.

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How long is this haircut going to last?

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Damn it.

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Let me see the fish.

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Um, so I, I'm curious about what in that conversation is him sounding like a socialist.

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Just, I, I mean, I, I want to say, I think it's basic empathy for whether or not animals,

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uh, uh, incorrect.

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What?

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Because that's what his wife said.

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That's right.

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That's what his wife said.

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So he was rejecting, he was rejecting it.

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He said, uh, at least we get to learn a little bit about ocean life or whatever.

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That's what makes him feel like he's a socialist.

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Right.

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Denying and sort of making excuses for the abuse of animals in favor of, I guess we can

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learn about oceans.

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I guess we can learn about oceans.

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So learning about oceans is socialist.

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That is a very socialist thing to do.

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Okay.

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The more you learn about oceans, and this is, this is actually true.

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This is, and I know this is going to be tough to believe.

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The more you learn about oceans, the more likely you are to realize that the earth is

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being changed by, uh, human, uh, actions.

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And then that'll lead you to desire a movement on things like fossil fuels and the like.

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So learning about oceans, 100% a socialist thing to do.

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And let's not forget the crabs work in co-ops.

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That is true.

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And what else?

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Schools of fish.

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Those aren't private schools of fish.

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Those are not private schools.

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They teach abortion, right?

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Period.

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It's indoctrination in the schools of fish.

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So yeah, this story is a little bit, it's a little bit like he's killing time.

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That is an absurdly long story.

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I genuinely feel like that, that is a story deserving of like sitting there and actually

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to a person's face, just being like, please stop.

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Oh, guess what?

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Move on to the next thing.

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He is going to.

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It's not done.

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The story ain't done.

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Well, we went and had breakfast and drove down and I'm trying to escape the new world

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order for a few hours, trying to spend some time with my wife.

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And I get there, uh, to the facility.

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I got to pause it already.

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Sure.

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Cause I'm just now imagining him going to SeaWorld with the globalists in hot pursuit.

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He's trying to escape the new world order.

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Once we get to SeaWorld, they can't follow us.

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You're right.

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It's international waters.

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Get in there!

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Shamoos in international waters.

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You don't fuck with a killer whale.

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No.

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Um, yeah.

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Also important to remember, as Alex tells this story, he and his wife made the active

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decision to not do what they were supposed to do, which was go to that passport office

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in order to deal with their season pass.

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Right.

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Whatever is happening at the second time they go is a result of their own decision to not

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follow the rules.

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Right.

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See, and I pull up and pay for my parking and drive up and it's a nice cool morning.

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And I walk up to the turnstiles with my pass and they say, you bought this last week.

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They scanned it under a scanner.

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They said, you bought this last week.

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And I said, uh, yeah.

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They said, well, you were supposed to go to the passport office and they have one outside

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the park and one inside the park.

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She said, uh, you're going to have to go over there, uh, to the passport office.

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And, uh, so I went in, stood in line for about 10 minutes and went in and there were all

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these banks of cameras.

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It looked like a driver's license facility, you know, a DMV or state police office where

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you get your driver's license or ID.

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And I walk up and I stand there and I go, well, you ready to take my picture?

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They go, no, sir, we don't do that anymore.

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I said, oh, okay.

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Well, that's good.

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Wow.

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And, uh, you know, show them my, my paper card.

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They, they gave us our two cards or two plastic cards.

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And I went back to the turnstile and the lady goes, okay, great.

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Uh, and she just takes a plastic cover because it was misting a little bit rainy.

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She takes a plastic cover off of a biometric hand scanner.

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I even know the model of it developed by the defense department.

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And I look at it and I say, excuse me.

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He said, yes, everyone who has a park pass, uh, has to scan.

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And I said, well, I'm not going to scan.

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And, uh, she said, why?

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And I said, well, because it's part of the military industrial complex.

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I'm not going to scan the banks, the public schools, the school buses,

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city buses are now they're going to make us scan face scan, thumb scan,

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hand scan, or voice print, start our car to get groceries, to do anything.

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It's part of a casual society tracking grid, uh, to get rid of cash.

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And she said, she said, wow, I'm glad you're telling me this.

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This is scary.

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And she was nodding her head and security guards nodding their head.

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And some guy walking along said, yeah, everybody's having this awakening.

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I remember working in the service field and I think I probably would have responded the same.

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Yep.

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Yeah.

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Thanks for telling me that.

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That's really good to know.

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That's that's very interesting.

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The line for your thing is in the passport line.

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That's where you want to go.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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You really know a lot.

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That's cool.

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Yup.

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Put your thumb on the thing.

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I do believe that she might've said that because again, you clearly can tell if Alex is like,

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if he's accurately describing the way he acted, then you are, you, you work in service for,

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you know, a good six months and you know how to get the lay of the land.

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You can sense that like, okay, if I push back in any way, this is going to get worse.

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I'm going to treat you like a baby.

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Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's very clearly like, okay, if I'm walking through the jungle,

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I know that there is a pit of spikes covered with a thin veil of leaves right over there.

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I know it.

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Yeah.

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And that pile of spikes is Alex Jones.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I, I might've even talked about this on the podcast like way back, but like when

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I worked at the movie theater, uh, back in Missouri, the, there was this one guy that

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I, I could always like, he was very mad at me and I was like, okay, I'm going to treat

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his, like, he was very memorable, like just a total asshole and nobody liked dealing with

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him because he was a prick and he had an order that I remembered.

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And so like, basically what I would do is I see, I'd see him up at the ticket booth

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and I'd start getting his order ready and he started to like treat me well.

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He wouldn't go to other people's lines.

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So he wasn't treating them like assholes and he would start being nice to me.

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And I'm not like going to become friends with you necessarily, but Hey, we've diffused

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this situation by me just going out of my way to do this because I know you're an asshole

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and people in service industry like stuff.

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Obviously that strategy is the loser strategy for me, you know, like that's bad, but you

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placate assholes because that's, I mean, unfortunately the job is eating shit.

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No, it is, it is the number one most frustrating aspect of our world is that instinctively

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we know that we should reward good behavior.

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And yet in practicality we see pretty much all the time, people who perform the worst,

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we all just get out of the way because it's easier than fucking confronting this bullshit.

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And this is one of the reasons why it's super important when you're not a piece of shit

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to treat people in service capacities and industries.

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Yeah. Well, you know, make a pay it forward for

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the fact that they have to deal with assholes and they'll get fired if they fight with them.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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So no, that sounds like what Alex is.

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That's what it evokes for me.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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It was a, I think I wasn't until I was like seven years into doing hearing aids where

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I like for the first time somebody came in and they were just a real dick to me.

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And I was like, okay, you can go now.

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You know, like just no, no anything, no, no sales, no nothing.

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Just like you have now ended this interaction and their mind was blown.

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Just like, no, you can't do that.

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And I was like, I, I, I can't be fired for this.

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I can't get in trouble for this.

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You're a piece of shit and I get to say it to your face.

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So please leave now you piece of shit.

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And it was amazing.

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It was one of the great feelings that I've ever had in a service industry.

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I'm not sure that I've ever gotten that.

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I mean, I got to kick people out of the theater a bunch, but that was just cause they were

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like, that's not fun.

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You know?

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Yeah.

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Everybody feels bad.

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Cause you kind of want to be the one misbehaving.

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Also.

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There was one guy when I worked at a theater here in Chicago, there was a guy jacking

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off in one of the theaters and we had to chase him.

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Definitely not fun.

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Yeah.

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Did not catch him.

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He's quick.

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Yeah, I think it was in the film, mega mind, mega mind.

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That's the one.

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Well, big heads will do it for a lot of people.

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Yeah.

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Pretty funny movie.

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Well, especially when somebody's drinking it.

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No, that, that takes away from Will Ferrell's performance.

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Anyway.

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Um, Alex talks a little bit more about his experience at the, uh, the entrance, we don't

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get past it.

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We don't get past it.

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I saw several security guards nodding their head and some guy walking along and said,

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yeah, it's a dictatorship.

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So everybody's having this awakening.

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She said, yeah, a lot of people don't like it.

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Uh, you can go on through.

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And the security was nodding.

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I mean, obviously that's not the rule, but so many people are refusing.

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They just nodded.

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I had security guards.

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We're SeaWorld.

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This isn't.

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Five years ago, they run up and said, well, what's your problem?

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I mean, we've got videos and stuff like this.

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They were all nodding and looked very concerned, you know, in their guts.

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They know we're all joining together, uh, refusing this.

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And then somebody behind me comes through and refuses.

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Um, and then my wife goes, you know, we had a video camera, but we didn't expect all this

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to happen.

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It's just like the driver's license facility.

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Nobody talks about it.

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When I bought the season pass, they didn't say a biometrically scan.

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When I went into the passport office to get the card, they didn't say a biometrically

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scan.

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It's when you get to the turnstiles with the big line behind you, with the pressure,

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uh, you know, to submit and just go through the cattle shoots that it happens.

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It's all crafted, uh, you know, by, by government psychologists that study all this.

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And this is all admitted.

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It's admitted.

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Government psychologists have formulated the best way to fuck with people at SeaWorld.

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Yeah.

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Here's the, here's what I can see about the nodding.

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All right.

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So if I'm taking, they're nodding at each other to like keep an eye on this guy.

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That's what I'm saying.

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Like everybody turns and nods and they're like, yes, we know we've got an eye on this

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one.

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We know you're over there keeping an eye on the entrance to that.

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No, the nods are coordination.

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100% a silent language.

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Yeah.

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They didn't let him through because so many people are refusing.

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They let him through because he's a pain in the ass.

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Yeah.

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They literally might as well have been enough people just being like, listen, it's just

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SeaWorld.

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Go on it, man.

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Just go.

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So I'm fairly certain that they didn't just spring this scanning thing on Alex out of

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nowhere.

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I would bet everything I own that he just didn't read the agreement for the season pass.

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And instead of admitting that he's just making it SeaWorld's fault and turning it into some

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big deal.

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Oh, I didn't realize I had to do this.

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I should have bought a day pass or I just, whatever.

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I could have bought a day pass or it's actually a gigantic government conspiracy to steal

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my biometric information at SeaWorld.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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And I mean, like, what a glowing endorsement for SeaWorld.

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Alex Jones, one of the most difficult to impress people in the world, went two weekends in

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a row.

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So I want to bring up a little parallel here that actually Alex evoked himself, which is

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the connection between this situation and the one that he had at the DMV.

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Famously, in one of his dumb documentaries, Alex goes to the DMV and gets really mad at

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how they want him to thumb scan to get his fingerprint on file, which leads to a crowd

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gathering and Alex getting to play the role of a bold revolutionary.

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That story and this one at SeaWorld are interesting because Alex thinks that they illustrate one

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thing, but they actually send the exact opposite message than he thinks.

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Alex is acting like these are stories that prove that tyranny is everywhere and you just

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have to resist it.

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But in the real world, these are just stories about Alex being an asshole and annoying people.

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This SeaWorld adventure ends with him complaining at the unfortunate person working the counter

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about how the government is trying to control him through his SeaWorld pass, and he's such

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a pain in the ass that they just say whatever and let him through.

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If this were tyranny and some grand plan to track and trace everyone, that would not happen.

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This is a profit protection mechanism, so this person can cut bait on the hand scan

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thing because the couple bucks they might lose on Alex isn't going to be worth the hassle

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he's clearly presenting.

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It's like when you work in some retail environment, often you have the ability to add a discount

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or a coupon at checkout because you can diffuse tense situations with clear assholes that

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way.

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When I worked at JCPenney, we had like a button we could press that would just be like 10%

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off or whatever to be like, all right, here, let me, so sorry for your trouble or whatever.

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It's built into the actual price that the rest of us pay that there will be a discount

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for assholes.

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Yeah, plus this SeaWorld employee probably recognized that no matter what, Alex was just

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going to find himself back at that passport office the next time he tried to come to the

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park so who gives a shit.

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Just let him through today and save yourself the trouble.

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As for the DMV story, we know from listening to the show that there's an unfilmed epilogue

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to that story.

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After Alex made a huge scene and played the role of the hero for the cameras, he left

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and came back to the DMV.

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When he returned, he did the thumb scan without causing a scene because he needed his driver's

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license.

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He knew that wasn't tyranny, he just recognized that the optics were right for him to exploit,

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so he did, and then he slunk back to submit to the scan when people weren't watching so

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he could get his license.

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If he truly believed this was tyranny, he wouldn't have gone back.

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If this was a principle question, he would have refused and not gotten his license, risking

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being arrested or getting a ticket if he was pulled over.

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If he got arrested, that would just give him the perfect opportunity to bring this horrible

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tyranny of thumb scans in front of a court where he might be able to get some change

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moving and actually be an activist.

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He didn't do those things because he doesn't believe that thumb scanning for a driver's

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license is actually tyranny, it's just useful for him to pretend.

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He doesn't think the government is trying to track him through SeaWorld tickets, but

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the optics are there for him to take advantage of.

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Both of these cases are just Alex being an asshole and ruining the days of people who

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are unlucky enough to work somewhere he shows up.

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In a very real sense, Alex is the victim of his own designs.

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He desperately is seeking for the appearance of oppression everywhere he goes, starving

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for anything that can validate his worldview.

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He's not really the victim here, though, since he makes a ton of money off it.

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The real victims are the people who are just living their lives and going to work who get

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cast in Alex's little plays.

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They have no choice in the matter, they'll often be portrayed as idiots or villains,

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and they get no residuals.

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So it's kind of a bummer, but, you know, just basically, if you see Alex, go to the

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other side of the street, just avoid, that's what everyone should have done, just been

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like, I get what you're doing, I'm going to go over there.

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I know, I know.

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Do you know what's fascinating?

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There's a, and I know it's a weird time to bring this up, but there's an anime called

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The Vinland Saga, all right, and it's a classic Viking story kind of thing, right?

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It's not about that whistleblower and the Trump impeachment?

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No, no, no, no, so it's a classic Viking story, but it is told from a radically pacifist

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point of view, right?

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So over two seasons, like in the first season, it's all the cool Viking stuff where it's

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like, ah, going to war and killing people's fine.

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And then in the second season, it's like, oh, maybe just killing people is a bad idea.

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And then it comes down to it and it's like, ah, fight or die.

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And the guy's like, no, I'm just going to keep running, I'm going to run away forever.

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I don't care about this dirt that I stand on.

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You guys want some shit, fine, man, I'm out, I'm leaving, I'm just leaving.

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I don't want to do that.

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I don't even, I don't want to fight anybody.

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I don't want to play your game.

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I don't know you, leave me alone, you know?

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And it is, it is such a perfect distillation of like, yeah, leave me the fuck, I'm just

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going, I'm just going, I'm just going, you know?

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Yeah, you know, what makes me think of Alex's whole like, you can be with me or you're

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submitting to the globalists, they're like, I'm not playing.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I understand you have this dichotomy and I just, I refuse.

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Totally, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.

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Yeah, and it is, and it is just like so much like, that is what I think now whenever I

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view Alex or that ilk of just like, no, run away.

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Like be very, be very strong and brave and just run away and never think about this again.

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Yeah, and it's not because you're like afraid of them or anything, it's just, this isn't

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worth it.

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What are we doing?

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Yeah.

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Everybody, here's what I'm afraid of.

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I'm afraid of asking myself the question, what are we doing?

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And then the answer being fighting over dirt.

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What are we doing?

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Yeah, it's that, I managed to say this to one person once.

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Yeah.

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It felt good and then immediately felt terrible.

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But they were like, I'll see you later.

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And I said the response, not if I see you first.

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It's a great, it's a great little one too.

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It is, it is fun.

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But then it felt terrible.

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It's so stupid.

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What am I doing?

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But I meant it, I didn't like this person.

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Of course, of course.

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But yeah, that's how everyone should treat people like Alex.

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If you see them first, they should never see you.

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They should wander this earth and be like,

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where did everyone go?

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Right.

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Turn it into a episode of the Twilight Zone for him.

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If it is possible.

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Bowdome or Twilight Zone.

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Imagine if the entirety of the human race

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just decided that Alex Jones lived in 28 Days Later.

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And wherever he was, there was like a 600 foot radius

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of everybody just moving around him like a bubble.

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No, that'd be terrible.

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That would be a bad idea.

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Because then if someone wasn't in on it, Alex would try and eat them.

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They would totally eat them.

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We would have to feed Alex a person every week.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that's no good.

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Like Betty White in Lake Placid putting a cow over the giant alligator.

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So Alex gets off the topic of SeaWorld complaints.

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Naturally.

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And we get back to the issue of Coast to Coast.

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Right.

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So Alex was on Coast to Coast and obviously he's a big star now.

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Of course.

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And what happens to big stars?

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Johnny Carson.

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No.

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Somebody on C-SPAN talks about them.

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Oh.

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So on Washington Journal on C-SPAN, one of the interviews that they did,

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I think it was like the day after Alex was on Coast to Coast,

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was with a guy who wrote a book about conspiracy.

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Sure.

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And so Alex is, I guess, feeling like this is in response to his appearance

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on Coast to Coast.

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Right.

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Like this is damage control for the globalists on C-SPAN.

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Oh my god.

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On Washington Journal.

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It's not...

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God, how funny would it be if it was Ronson?

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It would be funny.

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But then Alex's response would be different.

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Oh yeah, that's right.

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Yeah, we would know.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I went and looked it up and I found the C-SPAN interview.

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Obviously, if you're interviewing somebody who's talking about conspiracy,

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Alex is gonna come up, probably.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And even in 2004, he was pretty prevalent among 9-11 conspiracy shit.

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And so Alex is like, I was on C-SPAN, or I was on Coast to Coast,

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and then they're so scared.

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Much like the servers going down.

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Right.

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So scared.

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Right.

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And so this ends up happening.

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And man oh man.

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Now, to be totally serious here, last Friday morning after I'd been on Coast to Coast AM,

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Ryan Lamb, the founder of C-SPAN, the head of it, went on his show Washington Journal.

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And I've probably got 20 tapes on the shelf of him talking about me when callers call in.

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He knows who I am.

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He kind of sneakily attacks me routinely.

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I'm calling him up.

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I want to go on his show.

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I'll be nice to the guy.

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He can come on this show.

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In fact, we got the numbers posted on the site.

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Pass.

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And a little article about it.

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And also the video from C-SPAN.

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You can watch it.

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I hope you'll call them and tell them to have me on.

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I still haven't had time to get around doing that.

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But look, I'm on C-SPAN.

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I'm not interested in attention.

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Aye.

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Aye.

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Polar opposite of Alex's desperate look at me shit.

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He's on C-SPAN.

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You talk to people who write books and then speak very calmly.

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I could be underneath a rock for as much as you would know.

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Yeah.

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The bastion of publicity stunts.

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C-SPAN.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Brian Lan came on and said, yeah, I heard Alex Jones on Coast to Coast AM last night

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had this really shifty-eyed professor on, going, nah, conspiracy theory.

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Mr. Jones is very, oh.

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And for an hour, they sat there talking about me with callers calling and defending me.

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And then they kind of attacked the callers.

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That was amazing.

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But so Brian Lam's boss from the Star Chamber is angry with me.

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And so we decided to have him on air with us.

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So let's go ahead and bring Mr. Lam's boss.

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Because that morning, they were busy doing damage control.

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And it's good to have you on.

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Is it Mr. Chaos?

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Mr. Chaos, are you there?

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Excuse me, sir.

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You're on.

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What?

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You're on, sir.

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Oh, oh, yes.

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Yes.

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Boo!

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Yeah.

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I knew we were in trouble.

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Yeah.

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Because, you know, it's not out of Alex's normal genre to complain about people talking

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about him.

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Sure.

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Making a big deal out of it.

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I thought this is completely normal.

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Yeah.

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And then as soon as he was like, we have Brian Lam's boss, I'm like, oh, no, bad comedy bit.

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No, you saw me look at you with daggers in my eyes.

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Before it came out, I was like, fuck, here it comes.

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Yeah.

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I was like, we are in treacherous waters.

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It is fun.

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The knowledge that a joke is coming is like, and now the hair on my arms, something

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is wrong.

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I can sense something terrible coming in the future.

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Lord, take me back to SeaWorld.

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Not a bit.

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Oh, God, a bit is coming.

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Someone, someone help me.

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Tell me more about the gate at SeaWorld, please.

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Please, anything but a bit.

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You said you paid for parking.

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Tell me more about that.

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How much did it cost?

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How much was that worth 10 years ago?

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Are you mad?

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You have a license plate.

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So yeah, important things to realize, this is clearly planned in advance.

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This is somebody who has got a sound effect for himself.

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This is not just Alex doing both voices.

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Oh, God, no.

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Yeah.

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Oh, boy.

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This turns out okay.

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I thought it was prerecorded.

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No, no.

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There is another guy doing this bit.

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It's Paul F.

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Tompkins. I don't remember Dave Van Cleese, I believe is his name.

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He's married to Captain Joyce Riley, who hosts the Power Hour, which is another show on GCN.

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All right.

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So they're just...

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It's that kind of thing.

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Yeah.

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Local access fund.

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Yeah, basically.

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And I'll say, I don't know if I've ever seen much of Alex trying to do two man acts, trying

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to do some comedy.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And here are a couple of names of the next clips, because this is good satire.

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Okay.

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And it wraps up strong.

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I'll let you be the judge of that.

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Of which is which?

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No, if any of that is accurate.

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Hello, Mr. Jones.

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Hello, Mr. Chaos.

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Yes, I want to tell you that I've had to double my usage of Maalox over the weekend.

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And I'm going to say something I usually don't say.

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It's a word that was purged from my vocabulary some years ago.

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And I'm going to...

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Mr. Jones, would you please shut up?

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Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Chaos.

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Lord Rothschild, I can't do that.

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I'm sorry.

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You know, you're giving me headaches.

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You're giving us...

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A lot of us fits over here because you simply keep on doing what you're doing.

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You won't just stop.

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We won't go along to get along.

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You know, you've made things very difficult for us.

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And we certainly don't appreciate...

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Where's my Maalox?

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Can you get me my Maalox?

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Well, well, your lordship.

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Maybe that'll make you happier if I call you Dark Lord.

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Your friend Francois Mitterrand had at the Louvre that 71-foot pyramid built with 666

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pieces of glass.

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Why did you do that publicly if you guys aren't into the occult?

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You obviously have been talking about these issues on your radio for some time.

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You know, so many of the people in this world don't understand.

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We like it that way.

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We call them the...

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What's the word we call...

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The Profane, you say.

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Profane has nothing to do with obscenity.

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It has to do with the people that are ignorant.

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People that are, well, as we call, Profane.

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Where's the punchline?

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The punchline is Maalox.

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Yeah, apparently that's what we're hanging our hat on.

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Alex, you have given me heartburn.

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Alex, sometimes I am unhappy.

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Oh boy.

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Yeah, so apparently it's a Rothschild thing, which I didn't...

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I mean, Alex just injected that, and now it's the reality of the scene.

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So you gotta go with it.

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Well, I mean, it would be the reality of a scene if you had a competent scene partner.

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I mean, look, I don't know who should be mad at the others, but both maybe.

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I mean, I don't think anybody should have done this.

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Maalox!

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Oh my god.

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At least, you know, but at least that guy's given it something.

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Alex is terrible at this.

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Truly terrible.

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What are you talking about?

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He brought up Francois Mitterrand.

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I mean, really terrible at this.

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Truly terrible.

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That's what you've got to bring out, like, what about this very specific thing that I

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referenced that's not real from five years ago?

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What are you talking about?

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Well, it all connects.

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That's terrible.

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Wait till they get to the third beat.

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Oh, wow.

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Wait till they get to the song.

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Wait till they get to one beat.

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There were no beats.

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There were no beats.

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There's no joke.

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I respect the idea that saying...

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Not being able to say please, I respect that.

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That is at least...

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Are you going to respect it when he does it two more times?

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Absolutely not.

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Okay, well...

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You get one.

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You get one.

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And that's even...

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But that's weak.

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That's just set up, you know?

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That's set up.

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You do the...

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It's maybe characterization.

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Yeah, I can see that.

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A little bit, yeah.

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You're fleshing out who this person is.

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But once you hit the please, you deliver a punch immediately after that.

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Otherwise you've lost me.

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I think the punch is just that it's happening.

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That's not enough.

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That's not enough of a punch.

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That wasn't the argument I was making.

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I'm just saying that I think that they think it's funny, just that there's a sound effect.

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And I do think that that's something that is happening a lot with that humor,

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is that it's like, they know what it sounds like.

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They've got the rhythm of it.

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It's like, I get where you're coming from.

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Isn't it funny that Alex Jones, the king of fighting the globalists,

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is spending this time on his broadcast to do a weird character bit that means nothing?

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Isn't that funny on its own?

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I think that the audience that Alex caters to probably does think that that's funny,

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in and of itself.

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Really?

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Probably.

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I mean, I wish I didn't believe you, but I kind of do.

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I wish I couldn't believe you, but I think it's obvious that you're right.

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Man, it's...

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The word ambitious almost came out of my mouth.

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I really, I really, I was almost...

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Honestly, I was about...

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I was ready.

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I had a correction in my back pocket that I was ready to bring out.

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You know it's brave to try new things?

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Nope.

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Ill-advised.

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Yeah.

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It is ill-advised to put somebody into a space where they should not be.

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It is ill-advised to put a bird underneath a submarine.

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These are bad places to put things.

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There are lanes that you should stick in.

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Stick in your lane.

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I know myself well enough to know that I can't sing.

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So you're not going to hear me sing on this podcast, except for, you know, karaoke,

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and if I write a parody of The Devil Went Down to Georgia.

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Sure.

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Maybe I sing on this podcast.

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You sing quite a bit, actually.

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I think I've, I have betrayed my own premise.

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Basically, Alex should just rant over music.

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There's no reason for him to do comedy bits.

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We've distilled what he's good at down to its most elemental part.

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And, and, and what he's bad at.

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This is a distillation of what he's bad at.

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Yeah, this is everything he's bad at.

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He's not good with a partner.

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He has no chemistry with anybody.

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It's just bad top to bottom.

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This is like the, this is like that Dunning-Kruger effect so much is these are all of the things

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that he cannot do.

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Like he is actively bad at them, but he does not realize that he, like, he doesn't have

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the capacity to understand why he's bad at them.

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But how did you like that laughing you could hear in the background?

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Oh my God.

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Yeah, here comes some more.

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The people that are uninitiated, uninformed.

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And so when we put this information or these symbols before their eyes, they simply don't

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see it.

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It's called hiding something in plain sight.

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But thanks to you, you're explaining all this.

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Trust your audience.

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Symbology to the sheeple out there.

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And they're starting to become aware of it.

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And we don't appreciate.

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Now, your Lordship, you sound like you're in a keep or a tomb of some type.

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I'm gonna pause it right there.

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Why is it bad for the bad guy for the symbols to be understood?

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I don't understand why that's a problem.

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If they're just like putting all this hiding in plain view, you know, like that pyramids

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and music videos and stuff.

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Like, why is it, why does it make any difference if people know?

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I don't know, it's not magic.

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There is.

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Unless you do believe that it's magic.

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That's the thing.

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Anyway, back to the bit.

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Are you at a Skull and Bones compound somewhere, sir?

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We just stop that.

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Stop that.

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I don't appreciate that.

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Dead end.

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Let me ask you a question, your Lordship.

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Wow.

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But no.

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11 days after 9-11 on 3-11, a double 11 entendre there, we have this bombing, this horrible bombing.

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And I know now they're talking about martial law globally.

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So no, here's the problem.

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Double 11 entendre could be funny.

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It could.

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But it wasn't.

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No.

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In that, like Alex wasn't saying that as something funny.

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He was grasping at straws trying to find a way to describe these 11s.

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Yeah, he sucked the funny out of it.

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Yes, it's an amazing thing.

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Like if he's a funny vacuum, if you put the emphasis on unusual syllables and you say

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things slightly differently, it is almost always very funny.

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And somehow he did it wrong.

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Yeah, he's a black hole of funny.

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Amazing.

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A giant crackdown on freedom.

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Can you explain to us the numerology there, please, sir?

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No, I won't explain it to you.

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Dead end.

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Nothing but conspiracy theorists and all the listeners out there are conspiracy theorists.

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Is this the ghost of death?

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What you're talking about.

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And if I keep saying it, maybe your listeners will start to believe it after a while.

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Well, I tell you guys responded pretty quick.

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I mean, to have a national TV show within hours of myself going off the air, opening

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the show with my name and putting websites up on the air and then telling everyone, you

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know how we're, you know, are we dangerous?

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Should this be allowed? Mr. Lamb said, I mean, should this be allowed what I'm doing?

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Well, Brian is a good man.

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You can't both do the same voice.

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If he decided to handle it that way with the gentleman, the scholar from New York State,

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what was his name?

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Michael Barkham, I believe it is.

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Yes.

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He's written this new book, your Lord.

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What is happening now?

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People should listen to him.

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Don't you interrupt me.

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How dare you interrupt me.

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I'm going to interrupt you.

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Listen to me.

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Listen to me, you punk.

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You can tell a freak.

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Let me tell you something, you Lord.

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You're not actually in the.

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Let me tell you something, Lord Rothschild.

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Let me tell you something right now.

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We're going to talk about whatever we want here.

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This is America and we're free.

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And we're not your, we're not your pauper serfs, your slaves.

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So until they started interrupting each other, I thought it was a chance that it was Alex

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doing both parts.

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I did too.

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I thought he was doing like a bad Phil Hendry, possibly.

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Yeah, I could see it.

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Yeah, because you know, you can just press a button and have that sound or whatever.

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And when he started doing the same voice, kind of same voice, it made me think he was

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slipping and like it up, but he wasn't it.

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This is, this is strange.

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I mean, it's ambitious.

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I will say that the bit wrapped up really well.

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It's not done.

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Oh boy.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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You ready to see the landing?

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Here's like one, don't comment on things that you are in control of in your false reality.

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How do you mean?

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I mean, like, if you're okay, you can't be like, in this case, no.

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I mean, like, you can't be like, oh, you sound weird coming through.

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Yes, he does.

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That's the point.

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Yeah.

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He's in the star chamber.

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That's exactly it.

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Yeah.

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You cannot wrench it.

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You can't comment on that.

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You did that on purpose.

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Commenting on that makes you stupid.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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Like there's so many of those little tiny, everything about this is just bad comedy.

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Like it is like, he's like a comedy vacuum.

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It is like every little thing that someone could do wrong to unfunny something, he does.

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But in some ways, unfunny.

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It's not.

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Yeah, you're right.

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I don't even find it amusing to listen to it fail.

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Well, I mean, I think you gotta, you know, see the totality of a bit before you really judge it.

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Like oftentimes punchlines come at the end, right?

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You're selling me so good.

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Yeah.

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So here, this is actually our last clip and it is the last clip of this bit.

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Oh no.

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And this is the clip that is titled Bit Wraps Up Strong.

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Okay.

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Uh, anything else you'd like to say, your Lord?

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No, I've had quite enough.

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And besides my servant here has found my mailbox and also a couple of double, a double shot

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of Prozac to calm me down.

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And Mr. Jones, you're going to have to stop the shenanigans, stop broadcasting, just stop

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doing what you're doing.

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Because if you don't, well, where's my mailbox?

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Well, your Lordship, there's millions of people speaking out.

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I mean, how do you get us when there's millions of us?

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Real quick.

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He said that the guy found his mailbox and then now he's screaming, where's my mailbox?

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Yeah.

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He's committed to that as like, that's the funny word.

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I know, like that's, you know, how sometimes people will throw in a funny word.

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Sure.

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Um, and it's, that's Maalox.

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Wow.

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Yep.

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Wow.

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Now learning the truth.

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I mean, earlier I talked about how they put biometric scanners in at SeaWorld and I explained

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it to them and the security guards were nodding their head, looking concerned, looking scared.

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They were all nodding and agreeing saying, thank you for telling us about this.

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Used to that.

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I love SeaWorld.

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Everybody seems to be waking up.

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I've been on thousands of radio shows and every caller agrees.

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Uh, I mean, what are you going to do about this mass awakening that's happening right

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now?

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Well, the only thing that we can do is continue on the path that we've decided to take.

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Now we've already committed to it.

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We've had several different incidents happening around the world and they are falling right

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into the plans.

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What is that?

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No, shall we say fear?

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Because of course fear is control.

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We know about that, I'm quite sure.

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But in order to have this world effort against terrorism, well, we have to have some terrorism,

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don't we?

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Yeah.

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Listen, I have to leave here.

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My, uh, my, uh, my servant here has told me that I have to have a meeting with George

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senior as GW just doesn't seem to get it.

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Well, I have to run now.

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That was about as close to a bit.

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And I'll say it again.

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I won't say it again as much as I ate it.

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Mr. Jones, would you please just back off a little bit?

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Cause I don't think they've made enough Maalox.

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All right.

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Well, your Lordship, we've got Dave on class online.

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I want to go ahead and bring him up.

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Dave on class.

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Would you like to talk and say something to his Lordship?

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Are we having fun yet, Alex?

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Wow.

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So that's where a party down originated.

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There's a star show.

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Are we having fun yet?

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That's where it came from.

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That's crazy.

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Yeah.

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I mean, when you trace these things back, it's crazy.

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Dave on Christ.

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That is astonishingly bad.

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Yeah.

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I got no other adjectives.

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I mean, there's, there's always an instinct in me to be contrarian in some ways for humor,

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you know, just to play the role of like find something.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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But I got nothing on it this time.

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No, I mean, like the satire is thin.

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I guess, I guess the, the message that's being sent by the bit is that Alex is so dangerous

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to the globalists, the Rothschild overlord that's in the Star Chamber that because he

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was on coast to coast and was reaching a ton of people, that they had to deploy their big

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guns, a guy on C-SPAN and they want Alex to stop being so dangerous to them and stop telling

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people that symbols are hidden in commercials and movies are real.

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Right.

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Right.

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That's not great as a bit.

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Right.

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But I mean, that's the thing.

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The bit though, then you're describing is Alex talks to someone who wants Alex to stop

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talking.

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Right.

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Mm-hmm.

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So there's another way you could approach this and probably be funnier.

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Yeah.

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I think, I think if I were to go about this, I would play the role of this Rothschild overlord.

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Okay.

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And I would be trying to convince Alex of other symbols, meaning things or other movies

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being real.

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Like the movies didn't come into this conversation, so I'm going to leave it aside.

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Right.

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But I would try to explain to him the nefarious meanings behind all of the Lucky Charms marshmallows

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or something.

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Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

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You know, play with that concept.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I mean, if you're going to sub...

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You can subvert or you can escalate, right?

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Yeah.

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So you can subvert and you can have the guy be like, actually, we're all huge fanciers,

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buddy.

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This is the shit you're bringing.

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We love it.

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Keep going.

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Because do you know what?

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You make our job easier.

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You wake up the wrong people.

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You know, you can go that route.

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Yeah, yeah.

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You can do that.

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Yep.

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All right.

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Or you can escalate and be like, shit, dude, we got a conspiracy for what's going on in

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your gut right now.

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We've got conspiracies in your conspiracy.

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Now, here's the problem with that.

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Yeah.

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Either one of those directions requires a certain amount of heavy lifting on Alex's

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part to play the straight man.

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They do.

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Because what does he do in response to either of those things?

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If it's ridiculous shit, like the Lucky Charms marshmallows being code.

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Right.

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Then he has to be like, no, it's not that stupid.

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Or he has to go along with it and risk some of his audience actually not getting that

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it's satire.

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That's kind of the problem.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Now, if you go with the subversion of it and you say like, we're big fans of you, then

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Alex can be mad and be like, no, you can't be my fan.

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And then that's a dead end.

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Yeah.

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Or like, what do you do if the point is you laid it out is like you wake up the wrong

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people.

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Yeah.

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Like, how does Alex defend his audience inside this bit?

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Like, yeah, he can't do anything.

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Well, but that's the thing is that once you make those two choices, I mean, in Alex's

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context, then it stops being funny.

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Right.

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So now you have a character that you can rail against and talk about how great your audience

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is.

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Right.

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So that guy says you're waking up the wrong people, and then you tell about how your audience

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is going to do it.

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You know, classic like elementary school.

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But that's not a bit, then.

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Well, it's none of this is a bit.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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But you're I know I just here's the problem.

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We got to recast it.

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Alex can be no shit.

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That is the fundamental problem is it's a personnel problem, because I do think I mean,

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it's an entirely different segment.

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But, you know, for instance, the Lucky Charms marshmallows being code.

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I think that there is some kind of satire and parody that Alex could use to work for

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his.

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Well, Patton Oswalt got there, though.

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They did?

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Yeah, he did the actually.

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Here's what's going here's why I can't do LSD and be a parent is because I'm not mad.

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I'm not worried that I'm going to, like, put my baby in the microwave or something.

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I'm worried that I'm going to be there with my six year old and be like, here you go.

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Here's how the Lucky Charms propaganda works, man.

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Damn it.

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Yeah.

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I didn't even realize.

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Yeah, it was just the first thing that I thought of that had a bunch of symbols.

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Totally.

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Yeah, it's there.

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That's the thing.

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It's there.

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Like, the bits are there.

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It's just Alex is a black hole of humor.

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Well, I feel bad that I ripped off Patton Oswalt.

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But you didn't rip off Patton Oswalt.

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I'm a hack.

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You're well, you are a hack.

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That's why we both quit.

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Harumph.

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So, I mean, look.

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I was about to say I enjoy it when Alex does something different.

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And that is true generally.

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Right, right, right, right.

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And generally, even when it's not good, I still kind of am like, well, thank you.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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In this case, I'm not really feeling thankful.

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Because I just think it was such a snooze.

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There's just nothing going on.

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I wanted to hear more about SeaWorld, quite frankly.

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Yeah, which I did not think you could do.

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I didn't think after listening to that long meandering, stupid story, that at the end

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of this, I would be like, I would like a little bit more of this story.

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Yeah, he was cooking when he was talking about the line and the security guards.

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Straight up, at least they were focused on the same story happening.

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Yeah.

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So, we experienced it.

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Yep.

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And we'll be back.

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But until then, Jordan, we have a website.

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And here we do.

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It's knowledgefight.com.

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World's on Twitter.

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We are on Twitter.

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It's at knowledgefight.com.

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Yep, you can catch us not at SeaWorld.

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Oh, no.

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That's a bad place.

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Bad.

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Treat the fish better.

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Treat them better.

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Blackfish.

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I'm Neo.

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Andy in Kansas.

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You're on the air.

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Thanks for holding.

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Hello, Alex.

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I'm a first time caller.

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I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work.

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