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Dan and George. Knowledge Fight.
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Stop it. Andy and Chan- Andy and Kansas.
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Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding us.
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Hello Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan.
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I love your work.
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Hey everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan.
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I'm Jordan.
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We're couple dudes. I like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex.
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Oh indeed we are Dan.
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Jordan. Dan.
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Jordan. Quick question for ya.
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What's up?
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What's your bright spot today buddy?
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My bright spot, well I mean it's February.
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That's true.
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So I think there's a tradition. Do you remember what it is?
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We are developing a tradition in February specifically.
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Yeah.
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Uh, wherein I give my bright spot first.
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That's right.
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Yeah.
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So what do you have?
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I will go ahead. Um, I had a fantastic Valentine's Day.
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Nice.
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My wife and I both had a delightful Valentine's Day.
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Um, the first reason and the largest reason, uh, when you're at a certain age, right, we were gonna go out with my brother and his wife.
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My fa- I was so excited about it. My family never comes to Chicago because they think that we're in a gang war at all times.
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Mm-hmm.
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So I was excited to see my brother and his wife. We were gonna hang out, right?
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But then they had to cancel. And at this age, there is nothing better than canceled plans that aren't your fault.
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Sure.
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It's the best feeling in the world.
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So what did you guys stay in?
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Oh yeah, we did.
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Nice.
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We stayed in, we ordered some food, we watched movies. It was great.
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Did you get her some chocolates?
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She bought me some flowers. It was a beautiful arrangement.
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Uh...
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What is it, an edible arrangement?
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No, no, no, no. We like to, we like to switch it up. I don't buy her flowers, she buys me flowers.
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But did you buy her chocolates?
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I did buy her some chocolates.
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Okay, good.
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Absolutely. They were not in a heart-shaped container, however.
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No?
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No. And they were purchased on Valentine's Day, so they were 40% off.
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Hell yeah, bro!
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Which is what we were both excited about.
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Savings.
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In terms of that, exactly.
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Nice!
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Absolutely, it was great.
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I'm glad for you.
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Yeah, it was delightful. How was your bright spot?
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My bright spot is that I watched, well, I mean, hey, let's keep it going with the Valentine's Day.
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I watched a very romantic episode of MacGyver.
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Hahahaha!
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Um...
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Okay.
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We missed one. I realized I've watched two since we spoke about it.
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That'll happen.
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But, uh, there wasn't any kissing, and the, you know, it was what it was.
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Right.
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But this one.
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Heavy smoochin'? Heavy on the smoochin'?
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So much kissing!
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Hahahaha!
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So this one. MacGyver is in a bit of a hockey costume.
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And he's on a date at his apartment.
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Okay.
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With a lady. It appears to be a date. It's unclear.
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Okay, alright.
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But he's gotten in-
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Hockey and chill.
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He's gotten in a hockey costume, and has put on a Canadian accent in order to play table hockey.
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Okay.
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With this lady.
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Alright.
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As if, it seems like-
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Because they're about to play tonsil hockey.
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Well, she has said that she used to date Brett, uh, uh, uh, uh, Wayne Gretzky.
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Oh, okay.
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And so, like, that was a little thing of, like, uh, hey, maybe it's a role-playing fantasy for her.
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Haha, maybe. That would be a lot of subtext from MacGyver.
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So, they get a, he gets a call.
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Uh huh.
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And it's from his ex.
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No!
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From when he was in college.
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Hahahaha!
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Okay.
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She works at a nuclear processing plant.
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That's, that's rough.
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Somewhere else in California.
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Yeah.
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And so, she's uncovered a plot where someone is stealing uranium, and her boss has been killed.
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Jesus!
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And someone's trying to kill her.
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Natural, well, yeah, obviously.
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Right.
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So MacGyver's gotta, he's gotta get there quick.
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What did he study in college?
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Science.
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Hahahaha!
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She, him, and another guy who's played by Robert England.
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Hahahaha!
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Of course! Why not? Why not?
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Yeah.
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That's great, and not at all distracting.
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Instantly, oh hey, here's the villain.
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Hey, there we go, I think it's you!
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Yeah.
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They have a yearbook that they look at, and the three of them were in the science club.
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And Robert England was most likely to succeed.
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Right.
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And then under MacGyver's picture it says, he's already got it.
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Hahahaha!
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Oh my god.
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Yeah.
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That is, that is maybe the coolest thing that you can have in a yearbook, period.
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Yeah, yeah.
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End it all right there, Jesus.
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It's like, hey, Robert England, uh, that's a pretty great superlative.
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That is!
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But it's also second to...
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There's nothing better than, hey, he's already got it.
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Yeah.
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That's great.
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The guy was the shit.
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Yeah.
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So, he's gotta go help her out.
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So she's like, meet me at our beach.
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Right.
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So he goes to the beach, there's some flashbacks of how in love they were.
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Doing some smooching.
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They were, they were gonna make it.
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They were.
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They were, but she wanted to pursue higher education in order to get a career.
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He wanted to go stow away on a boat and have adventures in Greece.
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Yeah, that does sound like a tough choice.
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So they broke up, uh, in the flashback.
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There's really no reconciling those two.
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You can't do both.
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No.
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Yeah.
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Car pulls up, expects it to be her.
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Boom. Blows up.
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Oh no.
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Car blows up.
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Ah, that's so exciting.
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So the coroner comes and the cops and all them and they, uh, they're like, we're gonna have a funeral tomorrow.
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Sure.
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So they have a funeral.
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Yeah.
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He's leaving the funeral.
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Who's in the backseat but his ex.
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Oh no.
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Turns out her roommate was supposed to go pick up MacGyver cause she was scared for her own safety.
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Right.
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They killed the roommate.
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Right.
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But the ashes and all the remains were so burnt up they thought it was her.
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I, I, I understand from a story perspective why that works.
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But if you look at it from a perspective of the roommate, this woman is scared for her own life.
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So she's sending the roommate in her car, the car that presumably would be the murderer spot.
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Right.
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Uh, uh, which suggests that she was kind of setting her friend up to be murdered, right?
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Like her friend was like a poison tester.
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Don't get me wrong, she carries some guilt for this.
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I would hope so.
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She expresses some guilt.
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Yeah.
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Um, so yeah, she and MacGyver have to go back to the power plant, the processing plant, get the evidence.
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Um, but then, uh, of course, Robert Englund, uh, reveals that he is a bad guy.
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He's the most likely to succeed at killing you.
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And he's working with the sheriff of the town, I think.
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They're gonna go to Canada and sell the...
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Why not?
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Sell the uranium to somebody.
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Um, uh, but the uranium is still on the premises.
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It hasn't been taken out yet, so...
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Wise.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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We could solve this thing.
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Yeah.
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Um, in a gun battle, gunplay goes on.
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I wouldn't do that at a nuclear facility.
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No.
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No.
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One of them ends up shooting the console, like the control board.
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See, that's why you don't have a gun battle there.
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Meltdown.
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Of course!
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Meltdown starts.
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I mean, yes.
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So MacGyver and his ex have to climb up to the top of the building and crank some water...
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Yep.
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...in order to cool the power plant so it doesn't melt down.
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Yeah.
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They succeed in doing that and then realize, hey, we're pretty good.
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We could have made it.
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But we can't go back in time.
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Star-crossed lovers.
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I've gotta go back to my life.
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You gotta go back to yours.
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Yep.
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Um...
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Casablanca style.
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Yep.
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Eh, it's tough.
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But they do kiss quite a bit.
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Casablanca style?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So that was nice.
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That was my Valentine's Day, was watching MacGyver rekindle an old flame.
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Nice.
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Nice.
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Mm.
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I would have preferred if, in some form or fashion, MacGyver had used very close-by tools
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to fix the entire nuclear reactor.
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Well, he kind of did.
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Yeah.
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So what happened was, he was using a wrench...
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Sure.
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...to screw off this giant bolt that was, like, not letting water through or something.
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Why not? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But the wrench gets tossed aside.
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Uh-oh.
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And he's like, oh no, what am I gonna do?
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MacGyver this.
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So there's a gun, and he grabs the gun, knocks the barrel out.
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Okay.
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And he uses that as a wrench.
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Oh, that's nice.
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He uses the gun as a wrench.
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Nice. Good job.
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Yeah.
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And that saves the day.
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That is, that's your, is there like a little tally for the MacGyvering of the day kind of thing?
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, like, cause it's, it's very clear that there's a thing where it's like, well, MacGyver's not just gonna use a wrench.
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No.
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Alright?
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He's just not gonna use a fucking wrench.
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So we gotta have a MacGyver moment there.
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And it's a fun irony because he hates guns.
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Right.
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And he has to use this gun as a wrench.
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Right.
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In order to solve the problem.
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Right, right, right.
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It's layers, man.
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Uh-huh, the tool of my enemy is my tool now.
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One of the things I did enjoy about this is the heavy lore implications.
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Like, this episode was full of like, okay, now you can't go back on this.
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Yeah.
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MacGyver dated this woman in college.
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Yep.
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And he was on the science team with Robert Englund.
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Yep.
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Does Robert Englund die?
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Oh yeah, he dies.
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Ah, man.
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But he dies vindicated.
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He realizes the error of his ways.
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Okay.
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And helps them stop the meltdown and dies in the process.
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So he's, he's, you know, he dies a hero.
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I get that. I would have preferred he be the MacGyver to MacGyver.
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You know what I mean?
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Like, the second best MacGyver, but evil.
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Hear me out on this.
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Alright.
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Nuclear meltdown.
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Yeah.
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You send him in to do a job that is certain death.
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Sure.
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He gets burned like crazy.
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Comes out with knife hands.
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Oh, hell yeah.
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Now Freddy is in MacGyver.
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Now we're talking.
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Now we're talking.
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Yeah.
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Yes, absolutely.
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Wasted opportunity.
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Why do we not have a time machine to solve so many problems that aren't anybody else's problem?
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I was looking at the credits of this, like, as he was starting up and it was like, Robert Englund.
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I'm like, ooh hoo hoo.
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Alright.
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Um, yeah. Didn't disappoint.
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I love that show. Can't wait to watch more of it.
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Nice.
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It's just the best.
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So, uh, Jordan, we've got an episode to go over today that is not the best.
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Okay.
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We're back to the present day.
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And a little bit of a special event.
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And we'll talk about that here in a second.
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But first, let's say hello to some new wonks.
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Ooh, that's a great idea.
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So first, Dan, if you're getting into hiking, goose down jackets are the best for cold weather.
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And synthetics are the best for cold, rainy weather.
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Also, wear a base layer.
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Love the show.
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JB, thank you so much.
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You're now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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Next, thank you Dan and Jordan for keeping my wife and our serial killer dog sane.
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Thank you so much.
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You're now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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And I ran the NYC marathon and earned my fourth World Marathon major star.
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And I want Steve Pachanik to tell me to go home and tell my mother I'm brilliant.
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Thank you so much.
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You're now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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And we got a technocrat at the mix, Jordan.
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So thank you so much to my nickname in high school was the Bedslayer.
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But unfortunately not for the reason you might think.
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Thank you so much.
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You're now a technocrat.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Four stars.
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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
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Someone, someone, sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
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Daddy shark.
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Bum bum bum bum bum.
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Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
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He's a loser little, little titty baby.
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I don't want to hate black people.
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I renounce Jesus Christ.
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Thank you so much.
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Yeah, thank you very much.
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Do you, when you hear something like that, do you instantly start asking like, well,
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what is the reason for this person's nickname?
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No, I immediately invent a reason.
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And so my reason instantly was this man took out a Bedouin tribe.
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Okay.
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Well, that's interesting.
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My reaction to it is good.
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Obviously.
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Sure.
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It's Bedslayer, but not the reason.
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Not the reason, which means I presumably sex.
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And to me, I say fine.
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Yeah.
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I don't need to know the reason.
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Good for you.
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I don't need to know the reason either.
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I like to have the reason though.
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You've created your own.
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Uh huh.
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That's nice.
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I think, I mean, he's not a nice person because he's murdered a Bedouin tribe.
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Right.
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But I mean, that would be a, you know, a different Bedslayer.
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Yeah.
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So, uh, today, Jordan, we have an episode.
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All right.
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We're going to talk about, well, let me take you back.
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Let me take you back a ways.
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Okay.
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There was a time, maybe 2018-ish.
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Sure.
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When Alex had been kicked off of all media.
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Oh my God.
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He went to talk in a hotel room with a fella.
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He got very drunk.
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Life's very fragile.
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Explained to him that life was very fragile.
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Yeah.
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And we thought it was very funny.
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It was very funny.
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Yep.
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To the point where I got a tattoo.
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You did.
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Based on a line from that interview.
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With a big apple bite.
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Well, it just so happens that Alex made a return appearance with Patrick Bet-David.
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All right.
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And so felt like, hey, let's check in on this.
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P-D-D-P-T-D-P-P-whatever.
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P-D-D.
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Yeah, there we go.
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Um, maybe we'll get another tattoo out of this.
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Yeah.
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I'm on a tat run.
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Absolutely.
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I'm down for it.
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Maybe we can find some quote in here.
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One arm is your P-B-D arm.
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No.
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I will not.
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I will.
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Yeah.
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There's something funny about that.
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Yeah, I know.
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Um, I don't know how.
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What's a multi-level marketing tattoo?
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Can I get a tattoo that sells you tattoos?
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No, no, no, no.
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It's a tattoo that convinces me to sign up other people to get tattoos to sell tattoos
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for you.
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That would be perfect.
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Yeah, that would be nice.
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So, um, we start off here and both of them have laryngitis and their voices are fucked.
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We can do this later.
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We can do this next week.
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There is no, there's a five.
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Alex flew in for this.
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So no, they can't.
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All right.
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But they all, they sound like shit.
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So, you know, today's podcast is a special one because never in the history of my life
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have I started a podcast with taking a shot of olive oil, but we did that today together.
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We both showed up, not even though we both have a little bit of laryngitis and I was
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like, that's crazy.
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I just flew in from Texas yesterday and boom, I said, Frank's not, but said, drink olive
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oil.
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We took a small shot and knocked about halfway out.
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Yeah, it actually worked.
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It actually worked, but I want to start off with the podcast because you and I, the first
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time we did the podcast was, I want to say 9, 10, 2018 came to Austin, that legendary
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conversation.
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I want to show a clip of the most insightful moment of our podcast.
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If you don't mind.
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Sure.
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You shared it with me yesterday.
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I think the audience has to see this.
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Rob, I texted it to you.
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If you can pull it up, you sit with a minute.
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And my potbelly.
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Yeah.
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Well, listen, this Rob, I literally texted it to you right before we went live and you
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pulled it up.
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There you go.
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Okay.
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So this is, it doesn't get more insightful than this.
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Can you play it up, Rob?
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Go back.
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Watch this folks.
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Patriot.
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Patriot.
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Vampire.
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Nationalist.
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Mental retard.
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Eugenesis.
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A scared man.
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Really?
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Really?
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Retard.
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Retard.
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Traitor.
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So the meme they're playing is Alex saying all these people are patriots and vampires,
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but with Mario characters flashing on the screen.
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So like Mario is a patriot.
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Right.
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Right.
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Right.
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Right.
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So, uh, you know, those bad things about Bowser and the villains in the game, we calls Mario
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patriot.
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Sure.
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But some of the choices are weird.
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Like princess peach is called a eugenicist and I'm not totally sure why.
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Interesting.
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I don't know if she's turning everyone into toadstools.
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I was going to say, does she grow the people?
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Uh, maybe, maybe that's what it's supposed to evoke.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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That's possible.
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But more troubling is that he calls donkey Kong a scared man.
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Donkey Kong isn't scared of shit.
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No, donkey Kong does not have fear.
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This beam is bullshit, man.
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They should have used Lakitu as the scared one.
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He's hiding up in the cloud all the time, throwing things at you.
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Yup.
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He's scared.
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That works.
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That 100% works.
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I'm not sure why, but he calls Waluigi a traitor, which kind of would imply that he's turned
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on Wario.
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He's not a traitor.
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He's a bad guy.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That's just a villain.
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So you can't be a traitor to being a villain if you maintain your villain status.
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Right.
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And he's not fleshed out enough for us to know if he turned on Mario at some point.
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Or if he betrayed Luigi and joined Wario.
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But that would be a very strange...
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Right.
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Who knows?
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He calls Yoshi a nationalist, which kind of makes sense, because he famously has his own
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island.
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Yeah.
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But we've never really had any reason to believe that Yoshi is concerned with borders and immigration
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and stuff to Yoshi's island.
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Very friendly to all.
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To all!
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Yeah.
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Even Baby Bowser a little bit.
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Exactly.
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I like that King Boo and Kirby are the ones that get called a vampire, but Kirby really
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shouldn't be in there.
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All the characters in the meme are from Mario games, except Kirby, and then later he says
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Link pops up when Alex says, next level.
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I would have solved this by replacing Kirby with another Mario enemy who's known to suck
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Mario into their mouths or to bite him.
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The Piranha Plant would have been good here, or even Birdo.
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Birdo would be a great option here, and it wouldn't break the canon of the meme.
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Hell, in the new Mario Kart, Waluigi has a literal vampire outfit, so that could have
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worked.
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I mean, you know, I feel like the plant even has two big teeth.
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The plant is already there.
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The plant is right in the wheelhouse for vampiring.
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Yeah.
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And I would replace Link as next level with either Mario with a wingsuit or the flag that's
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at the end of every level.
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The little flag and castle.
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I could do that.
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Yeah, next level, that kind of works for that.
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I would even go with Tanooki suit.
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Sure.
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Anything that allows him to fly, really.
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So this is really the problem with memes.
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They're lazy, and if the person making them just gave it a little more thought, they could
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create something way better.
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It's an entire medium that just isn't based on trying to create something great.
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It's about making something that's good enough for people to repost and then forget about.
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And because of that dynamic, it's kind of a perfect delivery system for Alex's dumb
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shit and why they would start out this episode like, oh, is this an insightful moment?
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Yeah.
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It's perfect for them.
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Yeah, it really should be the signal that we don't need to do this.
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Like, there's no reason, like everybody watching should be like, okay, first things first,
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you sound like shit.
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But then you're playing this clip that shows that whatever happens after this is dumb.
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This is going to be dumb.
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You started it dumb.
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It's your idea for it to be dumb.
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Yeah.
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And like, I hate to keep sticking on this meme, but like Kirby, if you're going to include
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Kirby and Link, there are better choices for like, Trader or Eugenicist in the Nintendo
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canon.
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You could choose better options.
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You could throw Ganondorf in there somewhere.
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Once you have opened it up past the Mario universe, then you're in the Nintendo universe,
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which means you should have either more variety or no variety.
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Right.
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There's no reason we need to call a Goomba the R word.
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You know, like you could broaden this to be much more interesting.
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There's no reason we needed to use those words anyways.
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No, that's true.
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But what are you going to do?
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So anyway, do better, meme makers.
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But they get to actual conversation.
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And obviously the thing on everyone's mind at this time is the new Epstein stuff.
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Let's start off with Epstein is what I want to get right into.
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So your open, you know, unfiltered analysis of what you think happened yesterday with
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pound Bondi's hearing.
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Bondi is not even a bad person, but we knew when she first got it, she's a talking head.
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There's so much complexity going on in the DOJ.
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That's why she came out at first and said, oh yeah, we have all these millions of files
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and hundreds of kids getting raped and it's Epstein doing it.
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And then later we learned she was told that and then she has to reverse it and say, well,
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actually, that's not what it is.
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It was about child porn.
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So, so we don't really know the truth about all that because there's so much over the
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almost 20 years of investigations about Epstein that's been slurped up.
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And also last year they had a, or not last two years, a hotline where anybody could just
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call in to the FBI or just send in paperwork and any of that gets thrown in there.
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So that's why Trump is in there about a million times.
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But Pam Bondi has made an absolute joke out of her investigation of the Epstein case,
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including a ton of PR stunts that Alex has enjoyed and played along with.
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When all the right wing media dipshits were at the white house, getting fake binders of
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hot new Intel that turned out to be old.
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That was a pretty fun time for all of them.
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Alex hates what Pam Bondi is doing now because it's very unpopular with the base.
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And if the base goes away, then forget about ever winning another election.
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The GOP essentially has destroyed itself so it could be reborn in service of worshiping
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Trump.
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So if that falls apart, don't expect them to just start getting really excited about
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some other Republican.
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It's not going to work.
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They're going to be disillusioned.
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The Trump audience is a conspiratorial audience.
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And if you aren't careful in how you manage that kind of an audience, that conspiratorial
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attention will end up being pointed at you, which is what's happening now.
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Bondi has mishandled the Epstein stuff so badly that it's led to a not insignificant
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number of Trump's fans considering the possibility that Trump's been the deep state the whole
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time.
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And it's inevitable.
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This is what's going to happen.
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Alex, he has to deal with a certain amount of his audience being like, oh my God, you
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work for the globalists.
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That's just a part of the game.
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And now it's just becoming too big to ignore.
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And they're in charge of the government.
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Yeah, I mean, historically, whenever you have a openly fascist government that realizes
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that it can't maintain power through one form, it tries to maintain power through another
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form.
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Right.
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And if elections aren't going to work, I bet they'll just give up.
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I bet.
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So Alex is right on a certain level here, though, in that it's very difficult to discern
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what's real and what's out of context in almost all of the public conversations about the
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new Epstein disclosures.
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Social media has been awash with fake screenshots and a lot of real ones that are being presented
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with no context or inaccurate context being added to it.
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There's also a lot of horrible shit that's real and in proper context.
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But when the water is so polluted with bullshit, it's very hard for someone who's just trying
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to live their lives to take the time to know the difference.
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There's a lot of people who are exploiting that in a way that, you know, it's monstrous.
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Yeah.
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I mean, the move, of course, is try and stay out of the Epstein files.
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Or if you're in the Epstein files, try and keep people from seeing that you're in the
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Epstein files.
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But if you have lost those two options, the next move is everybody is now in the Epstein
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files.
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Everybody.
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And it doesn't mean anything.
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Exactly.
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And that is really, that's a really dangerous place for us to get to.
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Once we're unable, like that's the problem with the Epstein files is that if you're going
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to release them, it should be released the same day you arrest the people in the files.
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It needs to be like a surprise attack, right?
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Because if we get used to it, the longer it goes with no consequences, the more everybody
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gets a newer to the idea of even giving them consequences.
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So it's like, well, I guess just because you were in the Epstein files, I guess that doesn't
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mean anything now, you know?
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Yeah.
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And then the system takes over and you're like, well, nothing ever will happen.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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It's just, it's really bad.
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This is handled about as poorly as it can be from a government standpoint, from a cultural
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standpoint.
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And there's going to be consequences.
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Yes there will, but I don't know who there will be for.
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Right.
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My guess is the poor.
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Yeah.
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So Alex just lies straight to Patrick's face.
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Great.
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A fair amount.
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Good.
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No, not good.
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I'm also not an apologist for her.
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The DOJ has handled this totally horribly and they've taken something where it's the
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Democrats are known for sexualizing children, drag queen story time, all of it.
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It's the Democrats, you know, in California, lower the age of consent to 12 year olds.
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And now it's only a misdemeanor, two days in jail, rape a kid down to 12.
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I mean, literally.
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And somehow they-
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Is that really the law?
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Absolutely.
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Absolutely.
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They're going around where the Republican party is the pedophile protection party.
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Well, because of your actions.
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Right.
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Alex is just lying about this law in California.
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And this would be a great opportunity for Patrick to press on with his questions.
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His instinct was to ask a followup because this sounds insane and Alex is committed to
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his claim.
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The thing to do here, if this was a sincere interview, would be to look this up and then
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ask Alex why he's lying about it.
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Within minutes of this interview beginning, Alex has shown that he's willing to make things
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up and double down on them when he's called on a lie.
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And this is just sitting here in Patrick's lap.
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If he wanted to expose Alex, he would, but he's not because they're business partners
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now.
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Is that true?
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Is Princess Peach a eugenicist?
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That's how you started your show where you're going to say Alex is telling the truth by
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showing a meme where he's clearly full of shit.
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Amazing.
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Calling people vampires and shit.
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Right?
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Yeah.
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Ridiculous.
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Oh yeah.
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And I think it's a disgrace.
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And given the kind of subject matter that they're covering, this is making a joke of
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this stuff.
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It's unacceptable.
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Yeah.
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What they've done with what is clearly one of the worst elite crimes, crime rings, conspiracy
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and everything.
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One of the worst things that we've ever seen to have it be less than the worst thing we've
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ever seen is offensive.
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Right.
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You know?
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And I think that if this were true, that you could rape a child up to the age of 12.
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Absolutely.
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And it'd be two days and a misdemeanor, then everybody should be burning down every building
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in California.
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We'd all be fine with it too.
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Everybody wouldn't be like, oh, how can, can you believe they do that?
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We'd be like, oh, they're okay with that?
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Then burn them down.
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Yeah.
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The government is no longer functional.
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Get them out of here.
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Be gone.
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It's so offensive.
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Anyway, Epstein mostly just was like, he was hanging out with Dems.
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It was mostly just the Dems.
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This is a partisan issue.
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Somehow the Democrats have turned this all the way around and conservatives are demanding,
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yeah, Trump, you're covering it up, release it all.
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And that needs to be looked at, but we need to have the main focus beyond the admitted
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stuff that's in all of this.
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Bill Gates, all of it, the Democrats, the leftist, all these top billionaires that have
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hated Trump, this is cut and dry, but somehow it's all been turned around against Trump.
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And a lot of that's because the mishandling of Trump come out and say it's all a hoax.
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And then Roger Stoneman talked to him and said, no, sir, you mean the stuff about you
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being involved as a hoax?
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Yeah, that's what I meant.
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But still a few days ago, Pam Bonnie said, we're moving on at the White House.
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Well, the rest of us aren't moving on.
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And so they are implicating themselves, even though I've researched step one side, down
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the other, and there's very little bad stuff Republicans are in there doing.
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Epstein was mainly a Democrat, leftist system.
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That's why he's out loud.
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All those leftist politicians in Europe are having to resign in the UK and Europe proper.
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So I'm just calling like it is.
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If I find something with Republicans or if I find something that they're doing, I'll
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go after them.
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But so far we found almost nothing except for the old Republican Party where Epstein
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originally got launched from.
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Then he became an operative of the Democrats.
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And if you want, I can do some of the background history on that, why I was the first reporter
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on Epstein 18 years ago.
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That's good.
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Do you want me to lie to you?
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Because I can tell you about how I was the first person to cover this.
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Lie all day.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, man.
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So if he sees, if he sees Republicans, he'll call it, he'll call it out.
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By that he means he'll make excuses.
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Yeah.
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I think a measure of like, if I were talking to anybody who I disagree with politically,
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a measure of rationality or like a sign that we're able to have a conversation would be
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like just saying, Hey, everybody in the list can go fuck off and die.
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Everybody.
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I don't give a shit.
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You know, except for the fake lies or whatever.
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You know what I'm saying?
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But like there's no partisan, I have no partisan.
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I don't give a fuck who it is.
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I don't care what they believe.
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Get them the fuck out of here.
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And everybody should agree with that.
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Yeah.
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Unless they're in there.
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Well, yeah.
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And I think that sincere actors in commentary or in media would agree with that.
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And Alex is not that.
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Exactly.
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And again, it's a disservice to the subject that he's pretending to care about.
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Yep.
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So he says that like old Republicans, the old GOP, they're the only people who are,
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you know, like no true Scotsman.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I didn't know this until the Bannon interview came out that was not released by Bannon,
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but was in the Epstein files, the two hour interview from 2000 was it 17 or 18.
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Everybody's got to watch it because I thought, Oh, this is going to be boring.
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I watched it.
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My mouth was hanging open.
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I knew that Epstein was part of the trial commission, but that's like saying you're
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the head of, you know, value attainment.
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And then you've got, you know, a secretary or something, you know, that's important,
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but they're not the head of it.
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I thought, okay, but he must've, I always heard he was in the trial commission.
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I'm watching that show, that interview, and he's like, no, David Rockefeller approached
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me to be his right hand man for systems analysis.
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So I can integrate all these systems together.
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And because they had too many experts at just one level and he knew about my work, you know,
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with some other groups, uh, being the CIA.
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So he brought me in to be his representative.
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And so they put him on the board of the trial commission, which is the one of the most powerful
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global elite super organizational systems precursor to the world economic forum.
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So Larry thinks they have the world economic forum today.
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It was close.
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Schwab.
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It's, it's equivalent of him, of, of, of a 30 year old being on the board of the, of
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the W E F today.
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Okay.
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Which has co-voting rights with the UN.
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So he is the protege and attache and basically Imperial leg.
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That's a Roman term for someone that can speak for the emperor.
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David Rockefeller set up the UN set up the modern globalist system.
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He's on record doing it all.
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Here's a 30 year old man that is literally given the control, the flyer on the world
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and be the representative of David Rockefeller.
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He's saying this in the Steve Bannon interview.
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He is, but then here's what I didn't just believe Jeffrey Epstein.
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I already knew he, I went and looked all this up and it's all public.
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So this is another great opportunity for Patrick to continue down a line of followup questions.
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And as an interviewer, who's covering material like this, I believe he has a responsibility
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to do that.
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You can't just allow Alex to make whatever claims he wants and just be like, Oh my God,
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wow.
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Yep.
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It's it's a irresponsible.
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Alex is claiming that in the Bannon interview that was recently released, Epstein says that
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he was on the board of the trilateral commission and was given the power to speak for David
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Rockefeller.
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This is an outright lie.
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And if you take the time to watch the interview, you would know exactly what this lie is based
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on.
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Epstein discusses being put on the board of the Rockefeller university, not by David Rockefeller,
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though the school is named after his family.
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Bannon is surprised by this because it's a prestigious research university and Epstein
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wasn't a guy from some aristocratic family.
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So it's strange that he'd be given this position at a young age.
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Epstein tries to explain why he was qualified for the position.
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Like I understand money in a way that other people don't.
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Systems.
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Right, right, right.
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I'm a con man.
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Later Epstein is discussing being invited to join the trilateral commission partially
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because he and David Rockefeller hit it off as friends.
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He doesn't say that he was put on the board and Alex is intentionally conflating these
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two things in order to sell a conspiracy narrative around this.
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Patrick has the instinct to say, hold on, is that true?
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But then as soon as the person lying to him reassures him that they're not lying, he just
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gives up.
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At best he's an incompetent interviewer selling a liar to his audience and at worst he's complicit
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and only pretending to push back on Alex's claims in order to make it look like they
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stand up to scrutiny when they're bullshit.
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Also another good follow up question might be that Alex's claim that Epstein mostly worked
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with Democrats, but then we have an example of him being interviewed by Trump's former
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campaign manager and senior counselor.
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That was not an adversarial interview that they did.
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If you go and watch it, the two of them seem to be pretty friendly and it's clearly meant
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to make Epstein look good, which is a big part of why I'm not playing clips from it.
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You can find it on YouTube.
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I'm not playing them because I think he comes off quite well, honestly, because of the way
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that Bannon is trying to present this.
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He's a con man psychopath.
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Of course he comes off quite well.
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The reason he got to where he got was because he comes off well.
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And Bannon is creating a framework and he's asking questions in such a way as to allow
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him to use those skills.
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It's manipulative.
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But Alex is just lying about this shit and Patrick either doesn't know or doesn't care.
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I mean it's the most effective two man game in this kind of thing.
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You have somebody who is at the very least credible enough to say like, hold on, I'm
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skeptical while at the same time credulous enough to be like, I can't believe you proved
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to be right.
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How great are you?
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You know, lie to me one more time.
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Exactly.
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And that's let me know it's real.
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But that's so effective for people because that one touch of skepticism that they overcome
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gets people on board before they ask the second question.
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That's why it's your responsibility to ask the second question.
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Otherwise you're on the team.
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Yeah.
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Otherwise you're part of the fraud.
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You're first and second banana here.
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So Alex, he's talking about how Epstein's like, it's not even like, it's not even about
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any of the things that we think it's about.
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It's about like black magic and secret societies.
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I was listening to this.
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I'm like, God damn it.
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We're just going to go back to mystery Babylon.
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We're just doing this again.
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Oh God.
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People found videos now at 18 years old.
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They're posted right now in full works.com today where I'm saying, no, it's a cult.
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It's Satanism.
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It's black magic.
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This is what they really do because it's not just Epstein.
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It's the people up above him to be able to do the horrible stuff they do.
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They have worldviews and world models that we're just animals that we need to be sacrificed.
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That they're the Uber mention is they're willing to do this.
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We're weak.
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They're not.
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And so you have to understand this is a standardized system before they called it mind control,
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before they called it intelligence agencies, before they call it that, they called it secret societies.
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And really all secret societies have been, some have been good, some have been bad, some
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have been a mix.
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But the bad ones, the dark ones as they call it, the occult ones, the hidden ones, they
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have always used torture and drugs and sex and what you'd call mind control, trauma-based
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mind control.
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All right, man.
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Whereas the good ones have only somewhat used torture and mind control because they're still
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secret societies.
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You can't not use torture and mind control.
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No, no, no.
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They use free will.
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I don't know.
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But then why be a secret society?
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You could just be a regular society.
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It's more fun.
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That actually is a good argument.
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Yeah, more fun when things are secret.
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It is more fun.
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It is more fun.
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That's fair.
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That's fair.
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I'll take that.
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Look, I went on a hike this past weekend because it was warming up here in Chicago.
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And I went to a place that was pretty close because I got my shit together to go a little
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bit later in the day than I wanted to.
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And so an hour and a half drive or whatever was probably not gonna do it.
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That's gonna be ways.
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So I went to some place a bit closer to the house.
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And you know, it sucked.
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It's not as much fun.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Because I'm walking past a highway and I'm on the trail, the North Branch Trail, and
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it goes through a neighborhood.
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And I'm like, I don't feel outside of civilization.
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The point is not to be outside.
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The point is to feel outside.
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I don't need the being.
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That's what the secret society is.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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That's fair.
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You don't want to see the houses and the roads and all that stuff.
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I mean, I get it, but it's real tough to not...
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Listen, right?
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You start out in a secret society for fun.
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It's hard not to veer into torture and mind control.
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The moment you secret society, the moment you're kind of like, well, we're kind of into
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it already.
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Right.
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You know?
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And for me, that is, it's tough to not look at deer.
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I ran into more deer.
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That's fair.
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Even though this was pretty close.
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Yeah.
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If you're gonna go out and you're gonna walk on these trails, you're gonna see some fucking
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deer.
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Yeah.
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Saw four of them.
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Yeah.
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No antlers this time, so I wasn't scared.
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Anyway.
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Alex is a piece of shit.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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And I, now there've already been like concrete examples of him just lying about direct things.
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To Patrick's face.
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But there conceptually are a few things that are like, oh my God, you are the fucking worst.
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And here is one of them where he's expressing that a number of the victims were actually
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perpetrators.
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Wow.
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I was able to tell everybody that it's far worse than 14 year old girls.
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They've just focused on them because here's the thing, I'm not against these women.
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They are victims.
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They were under Stockholm syndrome, but Elon Musk is right.
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Here's the big secret.
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What everybody when you're growing up tell you, what the FBI is putting bulletins, you
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know, ice cream truck pulls up, there's a kid in the back, I got a puppy, come see the
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toy.
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They use kids to get their kids.
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The women that they've, you know, settled with and then the victims and all this stuff,
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almost all of them are the women that ended up working for Epstein for years and years
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and years.
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Recruiting other young girls to come to him.
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For 200 bucks, 100 bucks.
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Absolutely.
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You don't get paid.
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Absolutely.
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And so, you know, this is public.
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At age nine or 10 from their Eastern European parents, flown here and then worked for him
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for decades.
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And so exactly, they're the ones that manage and run the women.
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And so when you see these women up there, you have to understand that in many cases,
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you're looking at people that for five years, 10 years, worked for Epstein and were part
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of it.
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But see, that's how they stop it.
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Those women then tell a limited story about what was going on.
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But then you read the names of some of the women there in all the emails preparing the
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beef jerky, walking the beef jerky up there in the things preparing it to be sent to the
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labs so to be broken down and sent to people that's getting the IV bags there.
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They're there.
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I put this woman down and just saying, notice in the hearing yesterday or two days ago,
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they asked Bondi, they said, have you ever interviewed any of these women?
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And she goes, I don't know.
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So they asked, can you play the clip?
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I'll find it.
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And they asked the women and none of them have ever been talked to.
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But if you look, a couple of women in there were actually girlfriends after they were
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adults and worked for Epstein for over a decade and it turns out worked for George Soros.
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So see, I'm not trying to demonize the women.
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I'm just saying it's what you're seeing is not what you're actually getting here.
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OK.
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And so it doesn't go down to all the kids that got eaten.
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It doesn't go down to all the kids that got strangled and thrown in the air.
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Some of these girls that are up there, you're saying worked for Soros?
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One of them, I can pull it up, currently does on the tides.
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Play the clip Rob.
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So I'm going to put this as simply as I can.
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And that is that Alex doesn't have the maturity to discuss these kinds of issues.
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He absolutely cannot grasp what's being discussed.
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And he is a disgusting monster when he tries.
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Now on a much more simple level, Alex is absolutely attacking Epstein victims.
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He's saying I don't want to demonize these people.
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I don't know how you could say like the idea of just saying, well, I'm not demonizing the
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women does it doesn't count if you've just demonized them.
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Yeah, it doesn't count.
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He's saying that they're speaking out as part of a limited hangout operation meant to obscure
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the deeper, darker stuff about kids being eaten.
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If you're to believe what Alex is saying, that by definition, you have to believe that
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these victims are willing participants in a cover up.
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They're only telling their stories publicly because doing so helps cover up the worst
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stuff, which they ostensibly are getting paid for, like to cover this.
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This is crisis actor stuff all over again.
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100%.
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This is monster behavior, but it's entirely in line with the way that Alex operates.
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The only thing that matters is the narrative that he's pushing and all the people who get
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caught in the mix are just props.
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He's willing to make child trafficking victims the villains.
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If he thinks that doing so is going to make it easier for Trump to look good.
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I was legit like, I can't believe you would do this.
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I get a lot of the ways that Alex lies and shit, but I think that, I don't know, trying
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to put a target on Epstein victims.
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I mean, I imagine so many people who believe themselves devout Christians.
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You know, and who are living through this time period, who will eventually go to their
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pearly gates and have St. Peter just fucking laugh at them.
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Like, dude, you carried so much water for Epstein.
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What?
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Why do you think you're getting into here?
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Are you crazy?
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Look at how much water you carried for Epstein.
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But here's the issue.
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I don't even think like, let's take carrying water for Epstein out of the fucking equation.
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You can do that without also demonizing the victims.
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Sure.
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Absolutely.
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That to me, I think whoever is letting people in or out of heaven would take much more issue
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with.
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Alex isn't getting an interview.
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Alex isn't getting an audition, buddy.
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He's going straight down.
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We don't need to worry about that.
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No, man.
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He's got to go to someplace weirder than hell.
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Like hell seems too predictable.
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The human brain can eventually equalize to anything.
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You think, you know, it's a fire.
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Sooner or later, you're like, I literally, I don't even have any nerves to burn.
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He lives in Austin.
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It's hot there.
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Come on.
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Yeah.
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He needs to go to some sort of clown planet.
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Yeah.
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Crazy hell.
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So Alex is somewhat complaining about the Epstein victims being involved in a cover
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up, which, which listening to is horrific.
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And it's also weird that he's fine with Trump being involved in the cover up.
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Great.
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And that's what Trump should be pointing out.
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You're the Pino party.
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You're the sexualized kids party.
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It's all the Democrats that are in these files.
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But because there are so many big bankers and British royalty and all of it, he has
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been told that's what I was told.
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Again, I've said this probably a hundred times.
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I said, Trump has been convinced that it will crash the economy of all these bankers and
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people if this stuff comes out and he thinks and justifies the means it's too dangerous.
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And look, Trump, I'm not, I'm not pushing this.
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I'm saying, let's look at his perspective.
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The carbon tax.
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That's my perspective.
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They put them in in the next decade to kill 2 billion people by starvation or okay.
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Trump just got us out of the Paris accord.
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They've secured the border.
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They found half of the 500,000 missing children.
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They've got no tax on tips.
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The economy is starting to turn around.
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It goes on and on and on and on and on.
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Getting men out of women's sports, exposing.
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That's okay then he should be covering up pedophiles.
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I mean, it's men are in women's sports.
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I want Trump to succeed, but he has to understand that this has become a litmus test.
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They're not going to win here if they continue going this way.
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If they continue fighting, opening it up, this is just going to make it seem like they're
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hiding something more and more and more.
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So what should they do?
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Should they release the whole thing?
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What is the right move to make here?
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And by the way, before you answer that question, guys, you've been asking this for a long time.
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It's official.
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Alex Jones is on my neck.
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You can officially ask him any questions on my neck.
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As soon as I saw that Alex was going to be on Patrick's show, I knew that part of it
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was going to be an announcement that Alex was on my neck.
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We discussed this a little back on the episode where Patrick had Nick Fuentes on, but my
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neck is his platform that allows you to reach out to experts to give you advice for exorbitant
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right.
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Doesn't he charge like $10,000 an hour?
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$48,000 for a half hour.
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See, I was so unreasonable to my extent, I didn't even imagine the truth.
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Yeah.
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And it's obvious that no one is paying that.
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The only people who are stupid enough to pay that kind of a rate for someone like Patrick
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Bet-David's time, they're not going to be able to afford it.
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And anyone who can afford it could probably talk to him because they're really rich and
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they would be able to get a meeting with him.
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Yeah.
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What was it that you said?
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It's just money laundering.
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It's for sure money laundering.
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I think that, well, my first thought in the most benign version is that Patrick charges
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that much because he doesn't even want to go on anyone's shows.
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Right, right, right, right.
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And so you have this platform where some dipshit who no one's ever heard of can charge 20 bucks
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to go on a podcast or something.
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Sure, sure, sure, sure.
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And then you take a little cut and then you don't have to go on any of the podcasts yourself
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because it's 50 grand.
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It's not at all like a multi-level marketing scheme.
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Yes.
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Not at all like that.
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Not at all.
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The more I thought about it, the more this is perfect for money laundering.
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It's the greatest money laundering scam you can have.
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Yeah.
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It allows you to have this platform where you can pay large amounts of money to people
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for essentially nothing and it looks legit.
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It looks so legit.
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It's almost like some kind of rich backer could just give a bunch of money through this
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platform that wouldn't be traceable unless you were already investigating them for a
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different crime.
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Yeah.
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Using an advice type shit like this isn't always a scam, but it works great for that.
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I'm sure that some of the people who have Minect accounts, for them, it's just a situation
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where they're too racist or not famous enough to be on Cameo.
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So I bet that they aren't getting money funneled to them through this.
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But I bet a deep audit would reveal fraud.
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I mean, I'm almost certain.
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If it wasn't, I would actually be mad at them.
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They should be committing fraud with this setup.
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And I was looking at their leaderboards, which I don't know how much this reflects reality,
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but Patrick Bet-David is one of the highest used experts.
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$50,000 for a half hour and he's regularly used.
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Well, I don't know if the number that got him to the point on the leaderboard is all
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those interviews or like a couple thousand dollars for a text message from him or whatever.
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But whatever it is, it's too much.
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Yikes.
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Sure, there's fraud.
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Yeah.
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And this next clip also kind of made me think that.
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Oh yeah?
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You guys may have stories of Epstein, Engels, other questions, things you want to share
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with them, you can officially Minect them.
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Go ahead, Alex.
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That's a cool service with me to do that.
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I know you couldn't.
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It's in a better place now.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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So did I answer your last question?
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No.
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Alex couldn't before.
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Huh.
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That's interesting.
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Yeah.
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What was the couldn't?
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Well, it was probably because at the time his income would have gone to other people.
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So maybe now he's got an arrangement where the income that he would make from this wouldn't
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go to those people who maybe he owes a lot of money to.
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Maybe he's gotten like everything with Bigley set up and like it could be an extension of
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his Bigley.
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Maybe it's not really under his name.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Huh.
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Anyway, doesn't seem shady.
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So Alex starts talking more shit about the victims.
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Sure.
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Why not?
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We're here.
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And it's not like if they had targets they could get or even a few of their own people
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that can sacrifice, they do it.
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They know it's a giant mess of BS and crap.
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And then the women that are the victims of the survivors, almost all of them were, you
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know, got into it.
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And that's how it worked.
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And we're actually madams out running these operations.
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And now they've been recruited, staffed up by the Democrats and are now on the payroll.
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That way, all the Democrats that are in there can be protected by the witnesses.
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Oh, we're not gonna talk about kids disappearing or beef jerky.
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We're not gonna talk about one piece of pizza that's glowing and loving and you're gonna
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love it for seven people.
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We're not gonna talk about, oh, we'll deliver the-
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These are in the files?
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Oh, yes.
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We'll deliver the seven, nine and 12 year old to the hot tub for your entertainment,
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Mr. Podesta.
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But remember, they're children, but they're well trained.
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But you've got to, yeah, oh yeah.
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It's also in the WikiLeaks files.
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So all the same crap is in there that is in here.
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Alex has almost no awareness of what's in the Epstein files that got released.
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And one of the big tells is how much he needs to rely on old memories of Pizzagate in order
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to fill out these rants.
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In the tranche of Epstein emails that got released, there was one that was discussing
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beef jerky, which idiots like Alex have decided must be about cannibalism.
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The justification for this is that the person emailing with Epstein discusses freezing the
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meat, which social media dipshits pointed out isn't done when you're making jerky.
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You just leave it out at room temperature and let it dry.
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We've all seen alone.
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The issue here is that that isn't true and that you can freeze meat as part of the jerky
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process, particularly when you're trying to make higher quality jerky.
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Also these are emails between Epstein and a professional chef.
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So this is fucking stupid.
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And a bunch of not-sets.
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The glowing pizza thing is Alex inaccurately describing an email between Epstein and an
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unknown person.
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The subject line is The Pizza Monster, and the first message is from the unknown party
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to Epstein, and it's just an emoji.
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Epstein replies, quote, she looks pregnant.
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And the other person says, quote, you mean radiating a soft glow with a look of bliss
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and excitement.
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Yeah, that's the pizza.
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I guess it's possible that's code, but it doesn't have to be.
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I could see a scenario where this is two guys making fun of an overweight woman who ate
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a lot of pizza.
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There's so many possible explanations.
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What Alex does is he takes things like this and lies about them so they look like there's
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no plausible explanation for them other than his narrative.
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We will not get better as a society until we understand that people who use information
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like this are exploiting horrible tragedy and pain in order to sell their shit, and
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no sincere person would ever act like this.
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We can't move forward until we all recognize that.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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You know, I was listening to that, and I was just thinking, if you go through the plot
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of The Dark Knight, maybe 75 to 80% of the Joker's victims could have been canonically
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in The Epstein Files, which changes my opinion of whose team I'm on, because I'm pretty sure
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Wayne is definitely in The Epstein Files.
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Well, I mean, do you count the-
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The judge is totally in The Epstein Files?
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Probably the mayor?
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Boy.
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But some of the hench people end up- you would call them his victims too.
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That's true.
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They are his victims.
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Absolutely.
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And a lot of them would definitely not be in The Epstein Files.
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Totally.
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I agree.
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I agree.
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He's in a conflict at the heart of The Dark Knight, as opposed to the one that we all
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thought it was.
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He blows up a hospital.
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He does blow up a hospital.
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That is a problem.
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Harvey Dent wasn't in The Epstein Files.
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Harvey Dent wasn't in The Epstein Files, and he was punished for it.
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By the Joker, though.
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But the Joker was just about chaos or some shit.
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Whatever bullshit you want to throw around.
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I don't know if this is going to stand up to scrutiny.
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I don't think I'm going to keep this one in the canon.
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I'm just saying that that's where my head went.
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Okay.
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Fair enough.
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So someone else who dwells in chaos is one Roger Stone.
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Well not far off.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And I think that saying that the victims are actually villains and perpetrators, that's
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fucked up.
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That's real fucked up.
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But this is another really fucked up thing for Alex to say.
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But everything Roger Stone told me back when he was trying to recruit me to support Trump
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that Trump was going to win, which I vetted and got into, he explained how it all worked.
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And now they're going to attack Trump for this, but it was really Trump first exposed
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it.
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And then now all that stuff has come out because Roger lives here.
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You know, I mean, he's been at Marlago since Trump got it.
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It's been Trump's forever 50 years.
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I mean, everything Roger's ever told me has been accurate.
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Either Alex doesn't understand what he's saying, or he knows that it doesn't matter and that
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anyone who likes his show is an idiot at this point.
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He's literally saying that Roger Stone showed up in 2015 as part of trying to recruit Alex
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to support Trump.
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Alex is supposed to be his own man and he's above the bullshit.
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Just a guy who calls balls and strikes, not somebody who's recruitable.
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If Roger showed up to recruit Alex, then it stands to reason that all of their interactions
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were part of that.
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Roger's early on air interviews were trial runs where they tested out if he could convince
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Alex to support Trump and checked how the audience reacted to that idea of the show
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making that leap.
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There's another piece of this that's really damning, which is that Roger knew that Alex
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was recruitable and that Alex was willing to engage in the process of being recruited.
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Roger and Alex knew that Infowars wasn't a news platform and it wasn't a rugged, independent
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media operation.
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They understood that this was a sales platform, where Alex had a captive audience that he
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could sell bullshit to.
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It was mostly boner pills at that point, but Roger saw the potential that Trump had as
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a product that Alex could sell.
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There's one side of this that is a complete invalidation of Alex's self-mythology as a
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guy who just tells the truth and goes where God tells him to, but there's another side
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of this that's probably a crime.
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Previously to him working to recruit Alex, Roger was Trump's campaign manager and it
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wouldn't be too much of a stretch to understand that he was still operating as an extension
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of the Trump campaign when he went to recruit Alex.
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There's a whole raft of election and campaign finance laws that they probably broke if what
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Alex is saying is accurate.
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I know it doesn't matter anymore, but in previous times this would probably get you
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sent to jail.
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Yeah, well I mean, he was sent to jail.
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Well, I mean Alex too.
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Oh yeah, well that's fair.
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But yeah, Roger Stone committed so many crimes across so many elections that has changed
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the world.
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It's true.
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And he's free.
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Yep, low-key.
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Great.
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The thing I'm more interested in here than the law part is the integrity aspect.
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Alex knew that Roger was a bad dude and he knew that Trump was a crook prior to Roger
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ever coming around.
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The idea that he could run a media operation and humor Roger trying to recruit him to support
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a crook means that Infogors was and probably always was for sale.
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If Alex was the guy he always pretended to be, then the immediate response to Roger coming
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around and being like, hey, I want to get you on board would have been fuck you.
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I can't be bought.
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I'm not interested in you trying to convince me that your friend who I know is a crook
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is actually a secretly a good guy.
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I don't want to hear that.
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I'm just going to report the news.
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If you're right, then the news will reflect that.
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You'll get good coverage if he does good things.
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Isn't that the irony of it?
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Nobody ever expects to get good coverage.
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Because they're usually doing bad things.
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Yeah.
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The fact that Alex can be like, Roger came to recruit me is like, well, you know, I mean
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said that back then no one would have listened.
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Everyone would have been like you sold out.
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You fucking loser.
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North Korea sailed ballot boats to the Eastern Seaboard.
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It's true.
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That is something that based upon what Alex said is definitively true.
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It's got to be everything Roger has ever told him to be true straight up has to be true.
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He's a good man.
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He's a good man.
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So Alex, do you know this?
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I don't know if you know this is in the headlines.
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Alex is actually in the Epstein files.
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Fine.
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Yeah.
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By the way, you were mentioned in the files, what, 14 times.
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And I think in one of the letters, he said something negative about you and called the
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president elephant.
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I don't know what it was.
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Jones is crazier than Trump or the elephant.
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Who's Paul Krasner?
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Who's Paul Krasner?
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Globalist.
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Yeah.
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But there's actually 16 we found now.
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16.
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Yeah.
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But I like the fact he doesn't like me.
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That's a compliment.
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Epstein wasn't saying that Alex was crazy.
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And there's no indication from this email that he had an opinion on Alex.
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This was an email to Epstein from Paul Krasner about an article that was published on alternate
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about Alex claiming that Robert Mueller was a demon and he was going to take him out or
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die trying.
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Also, it's pretty clear that Alex has no clue who Krasner is, but he probably should.
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He was a big counterculture satirist in the 60s and 70s and he was a part of the Merry
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Pranksters.
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So I feel like Alex- Globalist.
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Yeah, just a, that's some- Globalist.
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Just some globalist.
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He just traveled around doing a bunch of LSD and secretly giving it to a bunch of people.
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So Alex, I get it.
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He thinks that this is like a feather in his cap or whatever, but like they weren't really
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even talking about him.
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Paul Krasner sent an email insulting Alex to Epstein, which is fine.
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Optically, this is the best thing that could have happened to Alex regarding the Epstein
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files.
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Yeah.
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And that's why he's like, I found even more.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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This is perfect.
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I'm in them, which means I'm super important, but also I'm actively the good guy.
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So I've got that win.
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You know a person by their enemies, Epstein hated me.
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Yep, yep, yep.
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Great.
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So Thomas Massey is- T-Mass.
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Well now that MTG has said, I'm out.
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He is the real Rand Paulian kind of figure.
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Who's acting like, hey, I don't care about this party stuff.
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Right, right, right, right.
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He's fulfilling that role.
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Yeah, so he's doing that.
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Until he's purchased.
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Well, he might just be sort of cast aside because it turns out that Trump doesn't like
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him anymore and some of his fans maybe are turning.
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I mean, there's so much to say about Massey.
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I mean, here's the deal.
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I've tracked this out of the people that got involved talking to Massey, Emerald Robinson
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and so many others literally just got him asking questions a couple of years ago, even
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before Trump got back in and Massey was on this because the American people want it.
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That's why we're covering it.
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And then Trump gets in and says, yeah, we're going to go look at it.
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And then says, no, there's nothing there.
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It's a hoax.
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And we're like, what do you mean?
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And now there's all these documents.
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And then Trump starts saying, we got to get rid of Massey.
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He's a traitor.
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Trump started that.
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Trump is committing political suicide again with little cuts.
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He ran off MTG.
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I know the inside baseball on that.
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And I still support him.
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I've been nothing but persecuted supporting him.
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I don't get any money supporting him all I get to tax and lawsuits by the Democrats,
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because overall, it's good what he's doing on so many fronts.
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He's dismantling the globalists.
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He's really bringing 20 trillion in jobs back, already about eight trillion is invested.
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He's already got energy prices down sustainably.
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But I have a responsibility still to report.
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He went started a fight with Massey why and and and made weird statements about his wife
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ever she died.
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And then and then he attacked him.
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GG listen, MTG isn't running for senator governor.
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She's always been a successful woman in her own right.
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You know, had a very successful construction company make tens of millions a year.
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I talked to her good friends with her.
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I knew she was gonna resign five days before she did.
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She said, I think I'm gonna step down.
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I can't handle it.
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And she said, Alex, you know, I this is off record, but then later it came out.
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She said it again.
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I can say it.
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They had a deep fake AI saying that that was cold, though, from real statements she made
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basically.
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She goes, the last time I really talked to him in any length, he just said, you know,
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listen, we can't have these files come out because it'll hurt the stock market.
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It'll discredit America, the faith and credit, you know, basically, and it'll embarrass my
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friends.
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Who said that?
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Trump said it to her.
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And now you've got Bondi yesterday saying it in the Congress.
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You may start to notice a little bit of a pattern here.
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When Trump wasn't in power, folks like Massey and MTG were incited to make a huge deal out
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of the child trafficking and Epstein stuff as a way of attacking the Biden administration.
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They were crusading heroes trying to get to the bottom of this case, and their reputations
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were impeccable in Alex's dipshit media circle.
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Then Trump got back into office and there was a bit of an unspoken expectation that
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they cut that shit out.
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It's pretty obvious that a full accounting of the Epstein case and the people who were
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complicit or even just financially entangled would threaten both Democrat and Republican
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figures.
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So it's only advantageous to act like you're taking it seriously when Trump is not in power.
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With Trump in power, if you get all this stuff released, you're going to get some Democrats
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in trouble, but you're also going to have some Trump allies taken out in the process.
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Ultimately, it's a net negative to the party in power for this stuff to come out when they're
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in charge.
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So the idea was supposed to be that you use this stuff to get into office, then let it
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go.
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Bondi tried to do the binder PR stunt as a way of pretending you had a big win, which
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she clearly hoped would pacify the folks on her side of the media who were still asking
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questions.
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But Massey and MTG are two examples of politicians who didn't get the memo that they aren't really
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supposed to care about this story.
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They continued pushing for release and transparency after Trump got back in office, which made
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them traitors to the GOP.
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The party exists as a means of maintaining Trump's hold on power, so if you're acting
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in a way that threatens that, you are a traitor.
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Alex could act like this, and his career is based on pretending that's who he was, but
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it's all an act.
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He got recruited, and his job is to defend Trump, which is how we end up here.
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Alex is still pretending to care about this story, but he really just cares about a fictional
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version of it, with all the stuff about beef jerky and all that shit.
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He's made his choice to just accept that his chosen leader is a willing participant in
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the cover-up of this shit, so the best option he has available is to just do Pizzagate stuff
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all over again.
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Pretend you really, really care about a fake thing in order to distract people from the
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real stuff that your hero is involved in.
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Yeah.
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Great.
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Yeah.
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It's fucking bullshit.
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This reminds me of ... One of the things that people like to say is that the ends justify
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the means, or they don't, or whatever they think, but the reality is that there's only
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the means, because the end is not the end.
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You still have to keep going.
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The end is you're dead, so if you haven't ended, then you keep going, so that idea that
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so many people in the right had in 2015 of like, you know what?
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I know that Trump is a bad guy.
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I personally know that Trump is a bad guy.
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Yeah, a lot of them said it.
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Exactly, but we have to have them in power.
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That is the definition of the means.
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There's no ends.
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It's just because you used Trump, Trump uses you.
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There's no ends to that.
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And he's willing to do means that you're not.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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So ...
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Yep.
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You have fucked up.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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They all really, really, really fucked up.
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Alex, at least, for his part in all this, I think he recognizes, I'm just fucked now.
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This is just who I am.
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You got no choice.
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And he's leaning into the character, I guess, of Toad ... worm.
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So Alex is like, hey ...
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Were you looking for worm tongue?
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No, I was looking for, I think, Toady.
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Toady?
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Toady would have worked.
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I stopped before the Y for some reason.
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I think I had Toady and boot liquor in my head at the same time.
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Right, right, right.
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And it just came out as Toad.
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And then if you said Toad liquor, you would have said a very different thing.
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Yeah, then we're back to Tyson.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Alex's buddy.
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He's free, though.
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So Alex is, he's talking about Trump, and he's like, I don't understand why he's attacking
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his own allies over this.
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It's just dumb.
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But Roger Stone, when he was president elect, said, hey, just so you know, this Epstein
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thing should be a big problem.
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Roger doesn't mind me saying this now, but he said Trump's had the CIA come to him.
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He didn't tell me what Trump said, but they have done it all the time.
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And he goes, Trump thinks it's going to ruin the economy, and it's a big tar baby, and
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the Democrats have had the file, and it's a setup, and the intelligence agencies say
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they can bring down the whole country.
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So don't expect Trump to ... But again, you can see how it's an unending fiasco.
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Like, in a way, Trump's right, but you still, you can't let them get away with what they
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did.
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Trump is 99% Democrats, so he's giving his main enemies the victory.
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And then he's talking about how Bill Clinton's a great guy and a nice guy, and too bad he's
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got to testify to Congress about this, and Ghislaine Maxwell's a nice person, obviously
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trying to defuse things.
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And then meanwhile, he comes after MTG, who would literally eat his shit off the floor
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previously if he asked her to, to save the country, and Thomas Massey, who's like a Ron
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Paul type, who's just very, very serious about his convictions.
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And so Trump turned them into enemies, made them more popular, Massey's more popular even
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though they're trying to primary him, and put out that lie that she was polling bad,
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so that's why Trump didn't want to run for the Senate.
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She didn't want to run for the Senate.
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So they just make up this bull, they attack their own party, and it's the stupidest thing
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ever.
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It's hard to listen to Alex explain the situation and feel like he's not being intentionally
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obtuse.
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Right.
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None of the behaviors Alex is describing from Trump are dumb, they're just transparently
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corrupt.
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Yeah.
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No one would act like this unless they had a very strong reason to.
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It makes total sense to attack your allies if they're trying to investigate and publicize
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the crimes that your best friend committed with a bunch of your other friends.
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It makes total sense to play nice with the other Epstein friends who may know stuff about
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your friendship with him and who might speak up about some of that stuff if you're too
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mean to them.
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Trump's actions all make sense if you view him as someone with a lot to lose from this
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shit going totally public.
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But even leaving that aside, just based on what Alex is saying, Trump should be deposed
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and thrown in jail.
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Absolutely.
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He hasn't entirely corrupted the Department of Justice and politicized this investigation
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in a way that makes it probably impossible to undo any of this stuff, and it's probably
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made it impossible to prosecute some of these cases in the future.
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Yes, the legal system is incapable of dealing with this.
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Yeah, in a way that maybe some of these cases could have been prosecuted.
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Possibly.
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They're certainly not now.
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Nope.
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Just based on what Alex's description of his actions are, Trump is covering up a child
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trafficking and cannibalism ring that's run 99% by his enemies because if he were to let
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the information come to light, it would be bad for the economy.
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This is the definition of someone who is captive to a conspiracy.
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If we take what Alex is saying seriously, then any conspiracy can be justified, so long
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as it would be bad for the economy to reveal it.
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He thinks Trump is covering this up, but he still supports Trump, which means that covering
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up a satanic cannibal cabal is not a deal breaker, so long as you can argue that not
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covering it up is bad for the economy.
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I feel like everything in Alex's career involves trying to demand public accountability for
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things that would result in damage to the economy.
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If it came out in 2004 that Bush did 9-11, does Alex think that that wouldn't have hurt
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the economy?
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Assuming that Alex was right about that conspiracy, why wouldn't you just say that revealing that
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information would be bad for the economy so you're still obligated to support Bush?
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Weapons manufacturer stocks would have dropped very far.
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This is fucking dumb.
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Yeah, and if you've established that this is your...
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I mean, here's what's really happened, right?
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You've established that this versus this equals bad for the economy, so I am willing to accept
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this, right?
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But that means that you are willing to accept that.
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It doesn't matter who's doing it.
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If Biden was doing it, your equation is still the same.
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Biden releasing these files would damage the economy.
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The only difference is there is no difference.
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Right, but in that case, this argument doesn't get made.
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Right, exactly.
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Because it's all smoke and mirrors.
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Which is why, if you're clever, you don't put this out there as a real thing that you
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could be held...
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I mean, obviously, Alex can do it because nobody gives a shit.
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Nobody gives a goddamn...
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But it's like, for a real person, you wouldn't get yourself caught up right here with a statement
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like that.
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If you were someone who was held to account for your past words and beliefs, this would
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be a really bad thing to put on the record.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Nothing means anything and continuity isn't real, so who gives a shit?
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No, the idea of somebody being like, oh, I mean, if Obama had actually gotten the public
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option and was here, I would be like, yeah, fuck that guy.
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I don't give a shit.
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I don't give a shit.
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He was in here.
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Get him the fuck out.
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So Patrick asks Alex an interesting question, and that is, hey, during that first administration,
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Trump was firing people all over the place.
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Yeah.
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He doesn't seem to be firing people.
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Weird.
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And Alex is like, yeah, good point.
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I have to pee.
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What happened to the Trump that would fire people?
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First administration he was in, he fired a scura mochi within 10 days.
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I think 30 to 40 people that he appointed, he fired.
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This time around, I think his retention, he went from 43% turnover on the first term.
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Right now they're at 28, 29%.
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How come he's not firing anybody?
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I'd like to answer that question, but I have had a bunch of tea and coffee.
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I'd like to use the restroom.
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I'd like to piss like a Russian racehorse, sir.
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Right there to your left.
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I'll be right back.
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You want to go do that, Rob?
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I'm very suspenseful.
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I'm very suspenseful.
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Mission to shake a branch.
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Go do your thing.
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Go do your thing.
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So that's interruption one.
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And then Alex comes back and I think he thought the subject would just change.
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Yeah, it would just change because we've left the room, we've entered a new room, brand
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new slate.
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No continuity, no one has any memory of things.
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But Patrick, I think has some notes.
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No.
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Because he asks exactly the same question.
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First administration, President Trump fired a lot of people.
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Mooch got fired within 10 days.
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Nearly 40 people he appointed got fired.
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Turnover was 43%.
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Now turnover's in the 20s.
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He's not firing people.
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Why is he not firing people?
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I've got a good idea about that, but I didn't answer your question from 30 minutes ago.
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I should probably answer that first because it answers this question.
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You asked me- Nice.
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If we were given Trump advice, what should it be about Epstein?
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No notes.
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And I really did answer your question, but I didn't explain it right.
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The answer is you can't tell him anything if he doesn't listen.
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I mean, he's gotten to that point now where he would listen to certain people and if you
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give him facts, he would change his mind and he's gotten to the point where that's
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not the case.
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And now if someone just kisses his ass and by that, it's not that he even wants the attention,
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if they don't argue with him, then they can just stay around as long as they just tell
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him what he wants to hear because he is beyond confident.
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At 79, he's just- Seems like Alex doesn't want to answer that
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question.
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Part of the reason, the little clue he can get is from the answer that he does give to
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a different question.
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Essentially he's saying that Trump isn't firing anyone because personnel doesn't matter anymore.
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The people he has in his administration aren't substantial people who even have the ability
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to think for themselves or disagree with them.
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They're all rubber stamp sycophants.
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Everyone who could be up for one of these positions has experienced the past 10 years
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of history and they know that Trump only values loyalty.
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They know that acting as an independent public servant is just going to get you fired and
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likely will lead to tons of death threats from Trump fans.
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Basically the answer to this question is that the government isn't a government anymore
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and Trump doesn't need to fire a ton of people because the only people left who would take
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these positions are people who already understand that they work for Trump.
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They don't work for the United States or for the public.
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Trump signs their checks and he's created an environment where everyone there understands
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that.
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You fire people when they don't know their role.
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The people there know their role.
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Pam Bondi knows her fucking role.
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Man, this is an amazing question.
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This is an amazing question because I put myself into this space and I would need to
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have a meeting before the interview to process he was going to ask this question.
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Because if you surprise me with this question, even if I'm in Alex's shoes, my job is to
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carry water.
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You know, that old thing.
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My first instinct is still, what are you fucking dumb?
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Or do you want me to make up an answer that sounds plausible?
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You gotta let me know which in advance though.
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Because I think you're fucking dumb right now.
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If you genuinely ask that question, I'm worried about you and I don't think you should be
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allowed outside of a rubber room.
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He's asking that question to get a good enough answer in the same way that he has follow
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up questions for Alex about the lies.
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Just give me a good enough thing.
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That's what I'm saying.
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This is what you needed.
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You needed a meeting with Alex to be like, hey, I'm going to ask you this question.
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Don't run away.
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Make up something just mildly.
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It doesn't even need to be mildly plausible.
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Just slightly plausible.
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Alex literally ran away.
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Exactly.
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And then ran away from the question a second time.
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Exactly.
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You gotta have a meeting with me in advance.
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Otherwise I'm worried about you, man.
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I think that Alex just doesn't know what is a good answer to this.
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Well, I mean, we live in a world where their motives and their actions are, for the first
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time in our lives, in perfect accord.
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The government's motives and its actions have always been at odds with each other for so
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long.
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But now when you see somebody do something, you go, oh, the reason they did that is because
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they wanted the result of what they did.
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I don't know about imperfect accord, but it is closer.
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It's a close, I grant you that point.
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It's man sucks.
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Why did they do that?
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Because they got a thing from it.
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See, we it's perfect.
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We live in a simpler time.
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So Alex's description of Trump is a pretty terrifying vision of a president.
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And you really have to wonder how he can explain Trump this way and still support him.
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He's a mad king who doesn't listen to any of his advisors, who's actively covering up
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a cannibalism ring.
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It makes you wonder why Obama was so intolerable to Alex.
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Like he was ready to start a revolution over that.
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He just had a tan suit, man.
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Well that was Fox.
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I don't know if Alex cared about the suit.
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That's fair.
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He cared about some other things.
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He cared about some other things.
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Maybe not the color of the clothes.
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The color of the clothes was probably secondary to one other...
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Yeah.
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So Alex eventually just comes down to it and he doesn't have an answer for why Trump isn't firing.
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I will do anything and I will let him do anything.
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Here listen to this amazing moment.
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Okay.
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About why he's not firing.
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Oh yeah, oh yeah.
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Why he's not firing.
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I mean I don't know specifically that's...
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I know pieces of it.
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I mean he replaced Waltz.
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Waltz went from one position to another position.
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That's not a fire.
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You're moving somebody, right?
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To kind of save face with media.
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But there's a lot of people that Trump 1.0 would have fired that he's not doing today.
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Why?
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I don't know the answer to that question.
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What do you think?
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Is it media?
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Is it control point of contact?
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Oh, oh, oh.
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You help me!
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You help me!
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I've been told by a lot of people.
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He doesn't want to have the embarrassment of someone being fired.
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He thinks that legitimizes that there's a scandal that's done that's wrong.
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And so yeah, that's his main reason.
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I mean you just answered your question for him.
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Yes, Trump doesn't...
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He did answer his question for him!
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He did!
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He did exactly that because you fucked up!
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Yep, you dropped the ball buddy.
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This is a great example of how truth is created collaboratively with Alex.
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Patrick is asking him why Trump hasn't fired people in his second term and Alex is very
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clear he doesn't know.
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He doesn't have an answer.
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We all know.
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He ran away.
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He doesn't want to talk about this.
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We all know why.
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I don't want to tell you why because that makes me feel bad.
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So Patrick offers a possible answer which is that Trump wants to save face with the
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media.
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Oh shit, that's a great answer!
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That's probably the true answer.
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Alex jumps on it.
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And that is now his answer.
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Alex doesn't just respond by saying that this sounds possible.
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He now has heard that this is the case from important White House sources.
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Totally.
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He said no answer before but now mere seconds later he has sources.
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This is all a game and none of it means anything and it's embarrassing for Patrick to pretend
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that this is a real conversation.
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Yeah, that's sad.
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Also if Alex believes this to be true it's grounds to impeach Trump.
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He refuses to fire incompetent people in charge of government agencies because he's worried
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that it would make him look bad which means he is not serving the public interest.
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This is a sham.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I wonder if there is like a who are you talking to moment these people have, you
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know?
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Because I worry, I genuinely worry about the health of people who look at what's going
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on and don't understand at least most of it.
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Right?
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Like, how can you...
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I don't know what our education system is fully broken if you can convince yourself
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what's happening is not what's happening.
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Yep.
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I think that our education system is broken if you can listen to an interview like this
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and not have just red sirens going off.
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Hold on a second.
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$48,000 for somebody to ask a question like that.
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Amazing.
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$48,000.
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Consultancy.
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Boof.
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This fucking dipshit is gonna be consulting you.
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Why do you think he's not firing people?
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You're fired.
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I can't believe you would ask me that question.
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I would like my $48,000 back.
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It should be against the law for you to ask me that question.
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So we move on to another topic and that is that recently the airspace around the El Paso
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airport got closed.
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Sure.
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And it was all confusing.
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Everyone's like, what the fuck is going on here?
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What the fuck is going on there?
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And so Patrick wants to know, what the fuck was going on there?
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What the fuck was going on there?
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All right, let's go to the next story.
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El Paso.
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Shutting down the airport till February 20th.
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At first they told us it was because of a, what did they see?
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Mexican cartel drones.
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The clips came out.
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Rob, if you want to play this clip, these are the clips that we've seen.
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Do you see the clips up top?
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Apparently those are drones.
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Some people questioning whether they're drones or not.
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Some people want to know if he is using his favorite weapon that they use in Venezuela.
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You know which one I'm talking about.
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He calls it the what?
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This combobulator.
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You know, what is going on here, Alex, with El Paso?
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We haven't shut down the airport since 9-11 and it was shut down for two days.
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I gotta pee.
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That's 9-11 and now you're shutting down 10 days for drones?
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Well we know that's down there by Joint Task Force 6 and it was our own, Breonna Morello
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over at Infowars that actually broke this early yesterday morning because she is a Pentagon
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liaison to the Pentagon.
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When she called and they said, you know, we really can't make a comment and then she first
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got the news that, yeah, it was Mexican drones.
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And then now we know they're doing a drill.
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They've admitted an anti-drone attack training.
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And to do that you gotta have an active airport.
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Do you mean a sign up that's going to turn into an actual attack?
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They have a really good active zone.
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When you're there in El Paso, it's in the middle of the city.
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It's all surrounded and it's right there on the border.
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All drills are attacked.
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But it's not really overall a lie at the end of the day because every week now they're
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having drones come up into El Paso.
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They're having drones harass the border patrol and the army and Marines that are down there
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now.
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The Marines are in some areas of the border.
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Yeah, you love that, don't you?
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Jesus Christ.
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So the airspace around the El Paso airport was reopened hours after it was closed.
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Although initially the FAA announced that it would be closed for 10 days.
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What happened here is that the Department of War wanted to test a high power anti-drone
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laser, but the FAA didn't think that was safe to do around commercial aircraft.
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The two agencies were supposed to be negotiating a time and place that this could be done
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safely, but the Department of War went ahead with their plans to test the laser, so the
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FAA shut down the airspace around the El Paso airport.
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Well, you know, that's a good sign when the Department of War does not give a shit.
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Yep.
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That's a great sign.
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And these agencies are not working together.
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Nope.
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It's good stuff.
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It's worked well in the past.
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I appreciate the feelings of, because you know we say the FAA and the Department of
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War, but actually what happened, what had to have happened at some point, was one human
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being said, we're going to shoot a laser, and another human being said, please don't.
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And it was probably Pete Hegseth and he was drunk.
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Please do not do this.
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I don't have the authority to order you not to do it, but you know it's a bad idea.
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Come on.
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Okay, fine.
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According to NBC News, the Department of War used the laser on what it believed to be a
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drone, but it ended up just being a party balloon.
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This was unauthorized by the FAA, who shut down flights to protect travelers from government
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lasers.
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Government is run by clowns who refuse to work together, and we're probably going to
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have some major disasters caused by this in the future, but for now it's just kind of
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a weird thing that happened.
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I'm feeling like this episode is like a race for how close to and then how far away from
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the Joker we're going to feel.
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You know, like, oh I'm getting closer.
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We'll pull back a little bit.
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Pull back a little bit.
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We don't need to be that far.
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Ah, now we're shooting lasers at drones and not telling anybody.
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Oh, I'm getting fucking close.
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You can't have the secretary of Joker.
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You can't have that.
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Whether there's organization- Fair enough.
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Fair enough.
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I can't have a deputy Joker.
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There's a time and a place for a Joker.
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Yeah.
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But I think more interestingly about this is what you brought up when you were just
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listening to it.
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I mean, how do you not?
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This is a drill?
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This is a drill.
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This is a drill?
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He's supposed to be very suspicious about drills.
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They're always cover for a false flag.
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Are you telling me it's just a drill?
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He should be responding differently to this.
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That's weird.
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It's very strange.
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Yeah.
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No, a whole bunch of people should be fucking occupying some shit in a forest somewhere
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because of this fake drill or whatever it is.
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Yep.
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Jesus.
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So Alex talks more about this drill and again, it's just like, wait, what the fuck?
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What's your career been?
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It's technically from what we've seen not true that this was a drone attack and obviously
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that big line of bigger drones, although that's the drone protection grid that they've got
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on ground and in air, they've got a bunch of new systems.
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Israel has some really powerful ones too, but whatever you're being shown is not the
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really good stuff they've got.
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And so from what I've been told and from our sources, they're doing at least a 10 day drill
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on controlling that airspace and that they're going to be launching their own simulated
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attacks by cartels or by even foreign governments or terrorists for control.
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And that Trump then wants to get the money, which is pretty inexpensive comparatively,
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to put up drone defense network systems over every city.
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And that's the lower level integration to the higher level anti-missile defense system,
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Golden Dome.
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But shutting it out for 10 days to do that?
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Shutting it out for 10 days?
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That's a little weird to shut it down for 10 days, no?
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Yeah, they're doing a lot of training.
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They're doing a lot of drills there.
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I mean, I'm not defending it.
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Alex is very defensive, particularly about how he's not defending the idea of the Trump
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administration doing a 10 day military drill that shuts down the airspace around an international
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airport.
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Oh my God.
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He has to be defensive about this because in the past he would have made a documentary
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about the government doing something like this.
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His career is based on misinformation about footage he shot at urban warfare drills.
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So when Patrick challenges him on the idea that this is no big deal, Alex knows that
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he's supposed to be more upset about this kind of thing.
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But the irony is that him being neutral on it is support.
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His default state, his resting heart rate is being furious about this.
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So this is a huge cool down.
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Add on top of this that Alex is just making up the stuff about how there was a plan to
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do a 10 day drill here and you kind of see what type of liar he is.
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But let's play around with this idea for a second.
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If there was a plan to shut down the airspace for 10 days to do this drill, why wasn't anyone
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informed about it?
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Why was the FAA caught off guard to the point where scheduled flights had to be canceled?
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Those urban warfare drills that Alex went to in his early career were planned in advance
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and the only reason he was able to go film them is because they were announced publicly.
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Training drills aren't a surprise.
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They're not supposed to be at least.
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No.
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And this was a surprise.
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Because attacks are surprise.
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Surprise attacks, not surprise training.
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That's not how it goes.
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No.
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No.
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Nope.
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No good.
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Yeah.
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Usually there's all kinds of announcements made and yeah, this is some bullshit and it's
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particularly bullshit because of the reasons that you were bumping on.
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Just this like your career is being pissed on.
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You're making a mockery of everything you're supposed to stand for.
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I just, I mean, that's sad.
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It is, we've, I mean, it's sad.
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It's sad.
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I want him to feel more sad.
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I want him to sound sad.
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I want him to be like fucking droopy dog.
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Like he should be on here going like, like, this is ridiculous.
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Well, I think that, you know, eventually that will come.
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Because this game doesn't play out forever.
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It can't.
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No.
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You know, they're probably in as much as, you know, if there will be midterms, they're
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going to lose those.
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Yeah.
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Um, anyhow, everything will change once his relationship to power changes.
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Whether or not that power exists anymore, or if that power becomes like explicitly and
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outwardly violent, he's going to have to change something and maybe a droopy dog is possible.
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It would at least be more entertaining for me.
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Sure.
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Or at least more palatable for me.
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So Patrick asked about the discombobulator.
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Yeah.
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Which is a secret weapon that Trump apparently used in capturing Maduro.
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Good.
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And Alex discusses what this weapon might be.
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Great.
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When Trump talks about it, he has his science art talk about we've taken control of matter
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and time and space.
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They have a lot of theoretical physics systems where you over a wide area can create an effect
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that the Germans in World War II discovered that dealt with anti-gravity.
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The problem was when you turned on this effect, they have different names for it, it would
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make everybody completely nauseous.
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And if you kept turning up, it'll kill people.
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So that's why they were waiting with anti-grav.
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They need computers and robots because it doesn't affect silicon.
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Yeah.
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There's the Nazi bell and it was de Gloc and all those effects.
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So that's what you're talking about.
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It's a whole area of physics.
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Yeah, cool.
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Good.
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Glad Trump has access to those kinds of weapons and Alex isn't concerned.
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I feel like he would have been worried.
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I'm speechless.
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I'm genuinely speechless.
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You might as well have just said he has weather weapons.
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Like that, fine.
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He has anti-grav weapons.
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Yeah.
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Great.
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He has anti-grav weapons that can just kill everyone in a particular area at a whim at
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a drop of a...
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Yep.
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Yep.
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I don't know.
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Okay.
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Now, does everybody who has a Alex Jones DVD still have it?
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Right?
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I think we should do a giant burning.
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I like...
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You know what I'm saying?
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No.
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Because I think that there's a lot of baggage with that.
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I liked back in the day when Christians would get CDs of like Britney Spears and then steam
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roll.
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That was fun.
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That was fun.
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Steamrolling his DVDs is a better idea.
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Yeah, they did disco and then, yeah, that's right.
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Steamrolling would be more fun.
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Yeah.
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I think the fire, first of all, we had to be conscious of the climate.
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There is a problem with a gigantic burning plastic fire.
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No.
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Usually a bad idea.
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But running over it.
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Very wise.
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And it compacts the amount of trash.
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Yeah.
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This is good for the environment.
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And then we could cube that on top of it and have it in a museum of like...
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And we could call it like what Alex thought he was.
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Something like that.
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We'd make an art piece.
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The idea of self.
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Yeah, deep.
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So, one of the ideas that Alex has about himself is that...
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Nice transition.
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Thank you.
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He was going to be the biggest voiceover.
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Oh my God.
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Until Obama came along.
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How are we here?
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Well, we are.
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By the way, have you ever done any sound effects for Hollywood, for movies?
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You would kill it.
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Have you ever done it?
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Have you ever done any sound effects?
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Yeah, you know, before Obama came along, I never tried to get in that...
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And then people said, hey, you want to do a voiceover for this?
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So they Taft Hartley...
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My voice is out right now.
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I can do better ones.
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But they Taft Hartley, when they put you in movies and stuff, you're automatically on
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the Screen Actors Guild.
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And so I got to where, right as Obama got in, I had some voiceovers because I was in
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the Screen Actors Guild, where it was being aired on TV over and over again.
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I would get like $500,000 checks.
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Stop.
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One ad.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I would.
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I swear to God.
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And then they found out, wait a minute, you don't like Obama.
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So then they, I got blackballed and no more jobs.
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Is that what happened?
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So give me examples of what you did.
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Like what cartoon did you do it for?
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I mean, I did movies, cartoons, and...
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Seriously?
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What I got paid the most for was like insurance company ads.
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Rob, did you know this?
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No.
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I had no clue.
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Insurance company ads.
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Yeah.
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I've done like whatever the names were.
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Here at Mutual...
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Alex is so full of shit.
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It's funny to hear Patrick just eat this up.
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It looks so stupid.
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When an actor says that they got Taft Hartley, that doesn't mean that they got made part
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of the Screen Actors Guild.
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If a production that's in compliance with the union wants to hire a non-union actor
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for a role that they believe no qualified or available union member can fill, then they
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have to fill out a Taft Hartley form.
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This allows them to hire a non-union actor and allows the actor a free pass to join SAG
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for 30 days.
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This is one of the ways that an actor can get into SAG and make themselves available
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for SAG productions.
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The other main ways are they're dependent on getting booked for a major role or paying
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dues for a year, which most people can't do.
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You'll often hear stories of struggling actors getting a job and getting Taft Hartley, which
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is kind of a blessing and a curse.
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It means that you're working, but it also means that you probably need to join SAG and
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start paying dues, which can be a huge burden on you if you don't end up getting more work.
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I'm certain that the only times Alex might have gotten Taft Hartley'd would have been
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on the two Linklater movies he's in, Waking Life and Scanner Darkly, and it seems insane
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to me that an anti-communist zealot like him would join the Actors Union.
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If you get Taft Hartley'd for being in Waking Life, let's say, the only reason to join the
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Screen Actors Guild is if you plan on getting more union work in the future.
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If you're Alex and you actually are sincere that you don't want to pursue this, you don't
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have to do anything.
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You don't have to start paying dues to the union.
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This is nonsense.
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Anyway.
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The idea of him still having his show and being in any union would be absurd.
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Yeah.
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I've heard Alex's ad reads from the period he's talking about, and they're terrible.
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There's no way that anyone would hire him to do an insurance commercial based on his
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talent, so the only reason they would ever hire him is if they wanted to use him as a
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celebrity.
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Like, oh, look at that.
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It's Alex doing a commercial.
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Could be.
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Prior to 2008, literally no one would hire Alex and pay him half a million dollars to
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do a fucking insurance company commercial.
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He was the 9-11 guy.
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This is bullshit.
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I mean, come on.
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Yeah.
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No way.
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Not a chance.
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First off, how many names?
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How many names do you not have?
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If you've said cartoons, movies, commercials, insurance, name two insurance companies, period.
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You don't even need to be honest.
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You just need to have them in your back pocket.
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I did a voice in Looney Tunes.
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I was uncredited.
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Done.
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You're done.
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You just have to have that specific.
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Yeah.
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He has no real specifics, but then he does have a bunch of voices he can do.
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That's not good.
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I don't want.
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I'm not your auditioner.
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Now, this clip I find very fascinating because it sounds like Patrick Bet-David and his friends
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are laughing at Alex, doing silly voices, but they're not.
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They enjoy it.
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Even though my voice is, I can give you some of the voice of God.
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Voice of God is like any of that big, like a, return the map.
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Return what you have stolen.
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You're in grave danger.
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So that's like from Time Bandits.
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I can do.
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That's great.
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Autobots.
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Autobots.
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Autobots transform and roll.
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What?
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Megatron prepare to die.
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Megatron.
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What is happening?
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If I wasn't sick, I could do better.
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And here's Darth Vader.
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If you only knew the power of the dark.
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What is going on?
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Join me and I will complete your training.
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Wow.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you, Patrick Bet-David.
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It was like, I should, it was a financial once I got paid a lot.
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Cause I forget that one.
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It was End of America and it was like selling all sorts of financial stuff and instruments.
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It was like, it was like experts believe the end of, you know, and there's all this stuff.
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And then, and I used to see it, I'd be in restaurants or bars and the ad was on.
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I had no idea, but I listened to your voice.
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I'm like, dude, this guy's so animated.
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Okay.
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It sounds like they're laughing at him in the way that bullies laugh at the kid eating
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a worm.
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Yep.
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You know, like it sounds like that.
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Yeah.
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It's not that.
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No, no, that makes me furious.
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Yeah.
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You, you saw me point at the computer as though Patrick Bet-David was somehow inside there.
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Yeah.
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You needed to physicalize.
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I needed to make sure that he knew through this computer that I am scared he's the dumbest
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man alive.
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Um, yeah, it's, it's, he is this interesting intersection of like very, very stupid and
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very shrewd.
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Like he's very good, obviously at multi-level marketing.
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Obviously.
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Like you can't run these kinds of businesses without having some kind of intelligence.
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Base cunning.
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Yeah.
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And I honestly think that the way he navigates these conversations so stupidly, it is also
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an intellect.
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No, it's, it's, it is the smartest thing to do to be very much, uh, uh, unsuspected, especially
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in this kind of conversation.
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Being underestimated is a powerful tool.
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But also that's insane.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I bet Alex, I know he, there's no way that he ever did like big national commercials
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or anything like that.
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Yeah.
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But I wonder how much money he saved by doing all those voiceovers for his own products
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himself.
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Yeah.
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That's a good point.
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You know, doing these commercials for like home gain, like, uh, whatever advertise the
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Berkey water filter ads by doing those himself, maybe he saved $500,000.
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Or maybe he took the, you know, he paid himself as a contractor, frankly.
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Totally possible.
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Yeah.
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Anyway.
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Um, we get a very long stretch of the show that is Alex explaining how he's the real
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victim of Sandy Hook.
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And uh, it's all the standard shit.
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Can't do it again.
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No.
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Can't do it again.
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I think we've heard him tell Patrick this stuff in the past.
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I can't do any more of this.
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Yeah.
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So there's a little bit of news though.
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Okay.
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And he says that it looks like the game is up.
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All this stuff.
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I mean, it has been like the Alamo down there.
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And so finally the federal court kicked it out in bankruptcy of three years.
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So we wash our hands because they would never agree to anything.
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He kicks into state court, Barbara Bellis, the same judge, she said, signs a receiver
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and tells him to come in and take it over under the law.
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He's supposed to sell it at auction, but they don't want it sold at auction.
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So now he has just come in and said, he's no longer gonna allow it to operate and fund
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next month.
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Even though the money's there to run it.
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And so they're going to close the doors.
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He says somewhere around the 7th of March, finally, and we'll shut down.
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I have the Alex Jones backup network to be blown.
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I'll pop back on the air, follow me on the next real shows, things like that.
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So the idea is that a receiver had been holding Alex's assets and Info Wars assets.
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Up till now, they've just allowed Info Wars to be funded.
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Even though he does not have control over these things that are held by the receiver.
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Now the receiver has said, no, we're not gonna, we're not allowing this.
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So if what Alex is saying is reflective of the truth, then there's just no money to do
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Info Wars anymore after this month or whatever the receiver is allowing.
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Yeah.
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If you can just close the account.
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What I'm hearing is Alex, you know, when Patrick says you couldn't join Minect before, maybe
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this has a little bit to do with...
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Feels very connected.
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I have no funding now.
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I am screwed.
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Except for the Alex Jones network, which is going like gangbusters.
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Yeah.
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Non-fraudulent gangbusters.
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So we've heard this too many times in the past to really get too excited.
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But let's put a clock on this.
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All right.
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March 7th.
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Alex has said March 7th.
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I mean, you know, you can't go quietly.
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Is he just gonna like close the doors like fucking Cheers or some shit?
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I think he has to.
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I mean, he could try to pick a fight.
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Pick a fight!
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Pick a fight with somebody.
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But maybe no one wants to.
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That's the problem.
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That's the real problem.
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Maybe no one wants to play along with this dumb shit.
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He's gonna have to probably get, ironically, a crisis actor to join him for a fight.
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Yeah, that would work.
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Here's what I would do if I was the government, right?
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I don't want to fight him on this.
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I don't want to have to be the...
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Send the cops to close the door.
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Helicopter?
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Gigantic tarp.
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Lower it over the building.
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Nobody can get in.
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Problem solved.
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Sure.
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No need to argue.
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Don't need to fight.
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Don't need to do anything.
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You're gonna go to the office one day covered with a gigantic tarp.
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Yes.
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Better idea.
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Okay.
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I'll go with your helicopter.
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Okay.
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Attach little ropes to the building.
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Okay.
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Lift it up.
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See, now I'm worried that this would require more than one helicopter.
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We would need one helicopter.
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We need four helicopters, one on each corner, and now we're coordinating four helicopters.
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Where are we gonna land this building?
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This is my department.
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You're not a helicopter operator.
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No.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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I'm not a helicopter operator.
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So Alex is explaining how he's the victim of all of this stuff.
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Of course.
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And I think he gets the sense that like, I don't think my point is coming across.
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Patrick, could you rephrase this for me?
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So I know you're business guys, you understand all this.
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Can you translate to the public what you think you're hearing?
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No, no, no.
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I'm tracking.
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The question I got is, can a pardon help you in any way?
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I don't think they have pardons for civil matters.
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He can't do anything with that right from the top.
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Only the public can pardon me by following what I do.
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Whoever my sponsors are, support them.
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Because here's the deal.
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I get to have my crew and have my show and have a building a studio with folks even better
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than one before.
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And so, and under federal and state law, I'm allowed to get my paycheck.
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They can try to grab it and stuff.
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And I don't care.
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I live in a trailer.
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I live under a bridge.
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I don't care.
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They haven't taken away my voice.
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They haven't taken away my voice.
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Have they garnished your wages yet or not yet?
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Well, that's the thing is they have, they have, they have, they've never wanted to settle.
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So the courts keep telling them settle, settle, settle, but they'll never settle because they
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want to keep the protracted fight going.
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Because it's about pinning me down.
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It's about, they say on TV, we want him off the air.
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We don't want money.
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So you don't want to answer that question about wage garnishing?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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It seems like maybe, maybe you don't want to talk about the actual money.
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No, probably not.
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No.
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Also how fucking dumb is Patrick for, can he drop pardon you?
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I mean, that is, that is dumb, but at the same time, I don't look at that just as being
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dumb.
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I look at that as the level of naked corruption that now we're all just like, oh yeah, he
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could just pardon people.
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Right?
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Can he just wave his wand?
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We have, we have all reached a level where there's not even a question.
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There's not even like a, oh, is there a legal thing?
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Is there something is that?
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Nope, Nope.
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We have a dictator.
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Can he solve it?
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And he should, cause you're on his team.
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Yep.
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He did it for Roger.
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Exactly.
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So they, they get towards the end of the episode and the interview and they're talking a little
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bit about regrets.
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Sure.
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And I thought that this was strange.
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Yeah.
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It's wild seeing from there to now, Alex, if today you're 22 and you're the same wiring,
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you're getting started in social media today, doing the same thing you're doing, would you
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do anything differently?
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Oh, I definitely.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I definitely would have interviewed like those professors and stuff that were
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saying it didn't happen.
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Um, I mean, cause you wouldn't have interviewed those guys.
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No, I wouldn't have cause cause it allowed me to be shut up.
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What, what, why?
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Like I thought that there's nothing wrong about interviewing those people.
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They, they just had alternative ideas about major news events.
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Is that like saying that he would shy away from covering an important story because he's
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worried about the heat that he would get for it?
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I thought this guy was like the tip of the spear, but no, he would go back and not do
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this.
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Yep.
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Well, at the time you thought it was sincere.
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You thought it was legit.
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You, you were acting from a place of good faith.
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So instead of covering what you believe to be a faked mass shooting meant to steal everyone's
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guns, you would have ignored the story.
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Wow.
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It kind of makes me feel like you think you did something wrong.
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You know, there was a, there was a really interesting interview they did with Nelson
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Mandela where they were like, you know, you did the whole thing and all that stuff, but
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do you have one regret?
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And Nelson Mandela was doing what it said, like going to prison in the first place.
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I really wish I hadn't resisted.
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I really wish I would've just let sleeping dogs lie.
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You know, no big deal.
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Instead I had to go through all this rigmarole.
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Nope, Nope.
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Didn't need it.
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Not interested.
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It's a pain.
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Yeah.
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But let's some, let somebody else do it.
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I really find this to be pretty fucking telling from Alex's point of view.
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He's supposed to like not have any regret about interviewing these crazy idiots.
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I do it all again because I'm the one who's right at the bottom.
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I can die knowing that I was right.
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Yep.
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So the episode ends with a, of course a Minect plug and also a birthday celebration.
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Oh that's nice.
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Cause Alex's birthday just did happen.
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Yeah that's less nice.
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And they bring out a cake for him and Alex makes a funny.
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Oh, what's going on here?
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We got a gift for you buddy.
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So real Alex Jones and our backup network at AJN live and Patrick, thank you brother.
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Anytime.
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And in the interim folks, it is his birthday yesterday.
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So we got a sync for you.
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We got you cake.
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We got you a few things on three, everybody.
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One, two, three.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday dear Alex Jones.
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Happy birthday to you.
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And Rob, can you bring me the other gift hidden so I can give it to him?
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Yes.
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And listen, I knew about Minect, but now that I've really looked at it, it looks bad-ass.
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I can't wait to get involved in that.
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Yeah.
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I mean, people gotta be able to access you, ask you questions.
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And I thought it was appropriate while we're doing this.
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Is the girl one of the presents?
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It's a joke.
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See that's a funny joke because Alex is asking if the woman who brought his cake in is a
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gift that Patrick might be giving him.
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It shows how seriously Alex takes the idea of owning people and trafficking them as property.
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He's making a joke about this, which is funny because they were talking about Epstein earlier.
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It's funny.
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Yeah.
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It's a good joke.
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So there's this anime, right?
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Called Jujutsu Kaisen, right?
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Very popular.
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Not great storytelling.
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But they do have action, fucking kineticism, the apotheosis of it, right?
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And one of the most recent episodes had this character who was abused and hated and all
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of these things because she wasn't like them, all of those stuff.
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And then she goes, kill Bill on everybody, right?
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And like literally it's a reference to kill Bill.
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She does it.
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And I just keep thinking, listen to all those people laugh.
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I can't be in a room with all of those people hearing that without like, is there a baseball
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bat?
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Anybody?
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You just have to spin around and hit these people.
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This is fucking insane.
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The premise of the joke that Alex is making that they all think is super funny is that
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this woman is property.
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We're talking about Epstein.
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You're pretending to care about the issues that Epstein, the whole case is about.
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You love it.
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You love this joke about this woman being property.
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Knee capping everybody.
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It's infuriating in a way that isn't like, oh, it's a tasteless joke or it's PC police
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or whatever.
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I don't give a shit.
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It's that it betrays how little they care about the thing that they're yelling at me
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about caring so much about.
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And I think it's disgusting.
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And they should shut up.
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I'm offended as a thinking ape.
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I'm concerned that we're more in the ape phase still.
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Like I listen to that and I go, oh boy, a few hundred thousand, maybe a couple million
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years will really evolve into a thinking ape species.
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Any moment now.
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Yeah, it's pretty bad.
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Anyway, this interview sucked.
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It was trash.
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I think that the labeling of victims as perpetrators and Alex saying that Roger recruited him and
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the theoretical March 7th end date, I think these are worth a note.
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And the fact that Alex has joined the obviously not a money laundering platform, Nect.
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I would even go so far as to say he's too super cool with laser drills.
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Sure.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's a big betrayal.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, a trash interview sucks.
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Makes me not want to be in the present.
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Nope.
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Makes me look wistfully at the days of Slobodan Milosevic.
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Oh, Slobo.
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Oh, Slobo.
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We'll see what comes next.
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That's the thing.
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This is what I feel like.
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I feel like Slobo could be in that room having a grand time with everybody.
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I bet Patrick Bette David would have so many questions for Slobo.
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Why are you the victim in all of this?
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They send you to the Hague.
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Why?
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Is it the poor little Slobo?
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Oh, Slobo.
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So, real quick, because I'm sure some people will be infuriated by this, the gift that
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was hidden under the table was a gay frog plush.
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And then also Patrick Bette David gives him some pretty expensive shoes that say the future
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is bright on the bottom of them.
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I am...
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Boy, that's Joker.
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There you go.
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You did it.
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You did it, bud.
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Why so serious?
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We'll be back with another episode, but until then we have a website.
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And you do.
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It's knowledgefight.com.
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Yep.
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We'll be back.
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But until then, I'm Neo.
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I'm Leo.
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I'm DZXClark.
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I am the mysterious professor.
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Woo!
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Yeah!
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Woo!
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Yeah!
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Woo!
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And now here comes the sex robots.
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Andy and Kansas, you're on the air.
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Thanks for holding.
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Hello, Alex.
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I'm a first time caller.
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I'm a huge fan.
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I love your work.
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I love you.
