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Hello Alex, I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work.

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Knowledge Fight.

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan.

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I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes. I'd like to sit around

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worship at the altar of Selene and talk a little bit about

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Alex Jones. Oh indeed we are Dan.

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Jordan. Dan. Jordan. Quick question for ya.

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What's up? What's your bright spot today buddy?

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My bright spot today is that I'm feeling

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back to life. Yeah. I'm

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feeling up to talking into a microphone.

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It was a rough patch.

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Sorry to leave everyone hanging on Friday

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but yeah, could not

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really speak. Yeah, sickness is

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unfortunate. There's nothing you can do about it.

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I already have real fear

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about how my voice is gonna

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carry for this episode.

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So I'm gonna do my best. It's a good thing we talked for a good

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hour and fifteen minutes before this. Yeah.

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Breaking down all the ins and outs

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of television and... Fantastic

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four. You watch the Fantastic Four.

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Jordan didn't like it.

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I'm messing it.

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Don't

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come... aww.

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No, but I just, I always have this

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feeling whenever I get sick.

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Which is not very often. But it's just

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so crazy to

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feel the absence of the sick

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once you start

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feeling better. Yeah. Oh god.

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Cause when you feel sick, when you feel

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down, it's like, it's never gonna stop.

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This is just how it is now. Yeah.

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And then that, whatever that is goes away

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and it, oh god. Such a relief.

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It's wild how, it is

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kind of wild how we take it for granted cause it

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happens for everybody. But

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like, you just get better? That's crazy.

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Yeah. You can be sick

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and then suddenly you're not sick just because your

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body does it. That's nuts. These little things in

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your blood are like figuring it out. That doesn't

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have to happen. They're solving puzzles

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and getting better at it.

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What are these midichlorian ass things

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up to in there? Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. It's nuts.

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Anyway, what's your bright spot? My bright spot

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is, this is

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this is the taint

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that I'm in right now. Oh.

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Between Hades 2 being released

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fucking great. Sure. But then

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in a few days the

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remaster of Final Fantasy Tactics

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is coming out. Uh oh. And that is my

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that's, that's what's happening.

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Yeah. That is what is happening.

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Cause that shit is, that's it.

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That's the game, man. But I think

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that's actually a perfect situation for you. Yeah.

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Because I think that

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you can immediately jump to Final Fantasy

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and then Hades will be there for you when you need it.

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Yeah. Like Hades is a warm

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little blanket for you whenever

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you need it. Ironically, in essence

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right, if you think about the battles in

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Final Fantasy Tactics, a big, a good

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battle could take you, you know

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like ten minutes as you negotiate

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things, move around the place

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that kind of thing. That's a long time.

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Switch over to Hades. One run

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takes you about twenty minutes, twenty-five minutes.

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Done. Switch back over to Final Fantasy

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Tactics. This is how I live now.

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Sure. You could be just alternating.

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I will never be bored again.

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You'll never get tired

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of either and you will live forever.

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Yeah, that's probably what's gonna happen.

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Well, I'm excited for you. I have not yet tried the Hades

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too, although I am, I'm

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itching. Yeah. I'm excited for it.

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I'm sure it's great. The time will

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come. Who's, who are your guys?

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Um, as far as Boons?

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Oh, we got Eterna, I just

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got Hera. Okay.

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Cause you go down, but then all of a sudden

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they're like, it's Hades too. Have you tried going

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up? So then you're going up.

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And then when you're going up, Hera

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shows up, she's got the goods.

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She's got the stuff that makes everybody explode.

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Okay. That's good.

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Hera, goddess of wisdom,

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owls and bombs. Now that was

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Athena, right? Oh yeah.

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Hera's the mother of the gods.

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She likes owls too.

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Long put upon by the

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philandering Zeus, if I recall.

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That's correct. Yes. So,

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Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.

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And we are going to be talking about

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something that unfortunately happened

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with Alex while I

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was sick. And

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nobody's, nobody's happy

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about this. Okay. But we'll talk about

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it in a second. But first, let's take a little moment to say

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hello to some new wonks. Ooh, that's a great idea.

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So first, love you and miss you, John B.

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From Shauna, the girl who used to be a pizza

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hut. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much.

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And, help, I got so mad

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at AI

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the Muses possessed,

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I got so mad at AI, the Muses possessed

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my mind, and now I've written

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140,000 words and might be trying to get

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published. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much.

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The first good thing to happen because of AI.

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Yeah. And we got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan.

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So thank you so much to burn it all down, Owen.

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Burn it all to the ground. Thank you so much.

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You're now a technocrat. I'm a policy wonk.

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Four stars. Go home to your mother

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and tell her you're brilliant. Someone, someone

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sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.

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Daddy shark.

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Jar Jar Binks has a

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Caribbean black accent.

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He's a loser little,

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little titty baby. I don't want

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to hate black people. I renounce Jesus

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Christ. Thank you so much. Yeah, thank you very

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much. So, there's no

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real good way to beat around the bush on this

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one. Last Thursday, Alex

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decided to shock the world by doing

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his show with a Hitler mustache.

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And what may go down in history is the saddest

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and least impactful publicity

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stunts of all time.

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Obviously, the goal is to piss off normal

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people to the point where they'll write articles

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about Alex's Hitler mustache, which will

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probably and hopefully set off a chain reaction

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of other people online

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defending Alex's Hitler mustache. And if

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Alex is lucky, it turns into just an

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online avalanche

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of attention that people are arguing about.

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Is it okay to do this? And then you get money.

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It can be the new Carpe

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Donkdom. Absolutely.

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Before we discuss any of the actual content that

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Alex did, I just want to say that this is

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the most junior high ass edgelord shit

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imaginable, and Alex should be ashamed

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of his lack of creativity.

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The goal is to shock people, and he's unable

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to read the room well enough to know that

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him rocking a Hitler mustache isn't going to shock

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anyone. People who don't like him

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are going to think that it's overdue and it looks

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bad on his head. And the people who are into

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Hitler are going to think that he's a poser

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and he's trying too hard. The only

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people he stands to shock with this are

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his actual paying audience. The people

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who don't want to think that they're Nazis

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supporting a dictator.

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Spectacles like this

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are supposed to be confrontational in a way

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that plays into the agitator's advantage.

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For example, someone desecrating

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an American flag is hoping to create

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an offended reaction in a viewer who thinks

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that you need to respect the flag.

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Then the desecrator can argue that the

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flag stands for the freedom to desecrate the flag

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itself, so the act of desecration

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is actually the ultimate form of respect

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that you can have for it.

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Ideally, the offensive act leads to

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a shocked reaction, which then creates a conversation

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that builds a bridge between two

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seemingly distant positions that are actually

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much closer than they appear.

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The problem with Alex's Hitler mustache

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is that there isn't much to it, and it

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doesn't really have any possible

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conversations that grow out of it,

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and most of the outcomes seem negative

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for Alex. Consider

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this through the prism of that flag desecrator.

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In that model, Alex

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would be wearing a Hitler mustache in order to make

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a point, which we later learn is that

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his enemies are like Hitler.

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His goal is to wear the mustache so he can

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demonstrate how unlike Hitler

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he is. The problem

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is that almost no one's shocked by him

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doing something like this. The only people

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who probably have a strong reaction are his fans

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who don't like Hitler, and for them, the shock

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of seeing Alex with his mustache

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is going to cause the opposite reaction

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to what he wants. The

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shock isn't going to highlight how much Alex's

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enemies are like Hitler, it's going to highlight how

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it doesn't feel that weird to see

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Alex in that light.

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Alex looks kind of comfortable there. Sure.

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I really would have advised him against this one

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which is why I think it's great that he did it.

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It's a horrible move, and it doesn't play

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well to the traditional audience that he profits

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off of, and it looks embarrassing to

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the avant-garde Nazis that he's been trying to

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appeal to lately. I have a

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theory about why all this is happening, so

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in order to discuss that, I want to go through

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things in a little bit of a semi-linear

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fashion. Okay. And we'll start off

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with the artistic piece that Alex released

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on Twitter on Thursday, where he

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takes on the character of Adolf Hitler,

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resurrected in 2025.

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Okay, so not only did he do

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the mustache, now he is going to

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uh, uh, oh, okay.

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Mm-hmm. Alright, so he's going to

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Charlie Chaplin for us, that's what's happening?

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And complain about how Charlie Chaplin gets away

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with it, but why can't I? Oh my god.

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Here's the thing, right? Michael Jordan did

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it, and what he did was he

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stole it from Hitler, and made us all

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realize that it just looks stupid. Mm-hmm.

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Now it's no longer a symbol, it's just

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what makes you look stupid if you're

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Michael Jordan? Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, but it is still a symbol.

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Quite, quite, especially with right-wing

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propagandist type, like, someone like Alex,

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it's a symbol. I suppose, but it still

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looks dumb on you. Yes it does.

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That is definitely true. Yeah.

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So, uh, Alex, he's posting

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his Twitter video, it's him sitting

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in his, uh, very, uh,

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luxurious living room

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with his cat, uh, who the

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government tried to take away from him. Right.

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A lot of people say I'm a villain.

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In fact, they say I'm the most evil man

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in the world.

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Sure. But I don't feel evil

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animals like me.

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And I gotta say,

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I'm being resurrected here in the

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early part of this 21st century

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in the

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world that we're in today.

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Nearly 25 suspects,

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at least three armed with guns,

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stormed Heller Jewelers at

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City Center Bishop Ranch.

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The horror is that they're gonna

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rain on our communities.

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Really gives me heart.

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I see my ideas, my methods being

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implemented in China and by

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the EU and

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all across, really, the world.

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You know, it was my idea

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to create the European Union.

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So, I think it's important that we track

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the character Alex is portraying and wants,

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uh, what the character

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itself wants, because this character

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isn't just doing a monologue for no reason.

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He is Hitler himself,

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resurrected in the year 2025.

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And as we start this video off,

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we see him reflective and fairly pleased

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that so many of his ideas are being used

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by world leaders today. Apparently,

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he's excited about the EU, since that's the

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idea that he decides to begin with.

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Small point on that. As Alex,

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as Hitler, as the guys

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of Hitler, is making that claim,

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the video flashes up a headline

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to back up this point from the Express

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that says, quote,

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Okay.

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You have to freeze frame it or read

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really quickly to catch it all, but there's also

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a sub-headline that says, quote,

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the fascist EU was inspired

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and designed by Nazis and is proof

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Hitler won the Second World War. An outrageous

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new book is claiming. Sure.

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This headline is for an article that's

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discussing how historically inaccurate

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this book is. Hmm. But because Alex

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can move quick and he never asked the question,

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he's not going to be able to answer it.

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But because Alex can move quick and he never

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has to explain anything, that headline's a perfect

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prop that's going to convince passive viewers

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that there's something behind what he's saying when

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there really isn't. Yeah.

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And that's fun. So,

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I mean, hey,

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listen, you can be a bad

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person and have an idea

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like, what if we all just hung

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out? And it makes sense.

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It's not complicated. Oh, do you mean

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that's the kernel of the EU? I mean,

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what else is there? Like, hey, what

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if we all just get together and then

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like, talk it out sometimes?

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Right. I mean, international

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coordination and

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like working together

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is a plan. Yeah.

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Now, maybe one person's version of it

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is I rule

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the entire thing. Very different than

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what we have now. Right. But it would all

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involve organization. Sure. Exactly.

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Yeah. But like at the same time,

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I swear to you, at the same time that

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Hitler was like, what about the EU?

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There was also some asshole in like France

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who was like, yeah, what about the EU?

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It's just a regular idea to have.

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Yeah. So, Alex, as

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resurrected Hitler goes on,

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and I guess now he's a time traveler.

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Sure. The plot's

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getting a little bit muddy. Okay.

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Of course, I was in World War I

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and due to

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the incredible science that we developed

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in Germany in 1944,

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time teleportation,

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I am now back with you

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early in the year 2025.

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And I

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can tell you though, I don't really believe

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in

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Western values and freedom. I

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believe in law, force

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and power and control.

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And that's why I'm endorsing

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Governor Gavin Newsom for president

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in 2028. Oh, man.

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So now he's a time traveling

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Hitler who's decided to come to the US

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in 2025 so he can endorse

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Gavin Newsom for the presidential race that's happening

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in three years, which Newsom hasn't

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officially entered.

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I hate to be a stickler for writing, but I feel

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like Hitler would have a bunch of other things

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that would be concerning him if he popped up

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in 2025. I'm sure

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a Democratic governor is scary,

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but does Hitler have any thoughts on Trump?

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Like, does he have any thoughts about the attempt to turn

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Charlie Kirk into a martyr and a saint

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for the ultra-nationalist cause?

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Does he have any positions on the Trump administration's

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weaponization of ICE and how it's a clear

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tool for building white nationalism?

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Pumping up Newsom's chances

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in 2028 is good stuff.

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And I see why time traveling Hitler would do that.

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But it seems low on the list

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of things you'd want to talk about.

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Like, it's not day one stuff.

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Alright, so, okay.

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So, this is

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1944. And they

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invented the time traveling machine

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in 1944, which suggests that

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we're talking about a Hitler who is somewhere

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between 1944 and his death

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very shortly afterwards.

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Right? I would suggest

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that from everything that I know in this

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time period, if we were to time

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travel Hitler to now, he would

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be ranting and raving about the stars.

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So,

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uh,

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if he has got an opinion on electoral

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politics, I think we've effectively neutered

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Hitler. I don't think there's anything to

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fear, right? Especially if it's

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like this governor.

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The governor of California is going to run for president

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in three years and I'm into it. You know what?

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I have an opinion on my HOA.

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Well, then you're not Hitler. You're not

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Hitler anymore. You're a real

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small ball Hitler. Yeah, exactly.

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It's, uh...

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Ooh, not gonna do it.

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Yeah, I think this is stupid.

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Um, and I just

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can't think of

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what would

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possess a 50-year-old man

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to think this is a good idea.

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I mean, you know what? Here's what happens.

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This is what happens when you don't have

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Owen. You don't have Owen right there

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to say, this is a good idea.

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And then you go, you're right Owen, that's a terrible

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idea. That's what you need. You need

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Owen to say this is a good thing so you

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could make fun of him for it.

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You need something and whatever it is, he doesn't

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have it and it leads to this shit.

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Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna grow a Hitler mustache.

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Uh-huh. I'm gonna record a video.

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Right. Where I'm gonna be the reborn

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Hitler. Not reborn, time traveled.

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But also maybe reborn? I'm gonna say both.

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Right. Cause it would be weird

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if I was time traveling right before I died.

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Right. But also, I'm a baby?

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Yeah. I'm resurrected

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as a thick-necked Texan. Right.

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Now, what could we be doing?

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Could we be talking about the

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now? No.

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No. Gavin Newsom.

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Hitler was a forward thinker, Dan.

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It's true. That's what Hitler was all

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about. Thinking about the three-year-ahead

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plan. Mm-hmm. That's why he did so good, right?

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Yeah. Hitler wants to talk to you about

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the midterms.

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So, Gavin Newsom, like, he

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perfectly executed a Hitlerian

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plot in the Palisades

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by setting fire to it. In the Palisades?

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Yeah. And Hitler, in the

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form of Alex, is very proud of him. Okay.

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Okay. All of you who want

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to truly be strong

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need a supporter leader like

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him that could set up the condition

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with such precision to burn down

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the most valuable

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real estate in the world and then take control of it

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in an emergency himself and take the

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property for the people

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and announce a plan to build a 15-minute

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UN city.

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He did to the Palisades

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in just a couple of days what it took me

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weeks to do to Warsaw

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when I bombed them with Stuka

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dive bombers.

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I know that when Alex is playing Hitler

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so there should be some expectation that the things

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he's going to say are a bit out of line, but

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this is pretty bad. Yeah. Hitler starts

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with the premise that Newsom burned down

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the Palisades so he could grab the land and make

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a 15-minute city, which is so much

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more efficient than when Hitler had bombed

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Warsaw. I guess the

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conclusion you're supposed to make is that Hitler

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was bombing Warsaw so he could get that valuable

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real estate under his control and make

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a more walkable urban center

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that didn't require so many cars.

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Is that what Alex is getting at?

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In the real world, what Alex slash

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Hitler is referring to is the end point of the

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Warsaw uprising in 1944.

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Casualties were in the hundreds of thousands

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and it all ended in the near-complete destruction

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of the city of Warsaw, carried out by the Nazis

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as punishment. Yeah.

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If you spend a little time learning about these two

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events, it's very hard to see them as similar

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and the connection Alex slash Hitler

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is making is a little offensive.

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But just a bit offensive.

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Okay, here's my pitch.

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This can't be a private run enterprise

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for very obvious reasons you'll see in just

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a very short moment.

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Oppression land.

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So for everybody's got to go

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we rotate, you spend a week or

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two in an actual oppressive

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ash environment.

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Then after you get out you're like, wow

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look at how not oppressed we are by

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this shit. Well I think your idea is terrible

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but it does get to my bright spot

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of how good it feels to not be sick after

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you're sick. That's what I'm saying. You just

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got to remind people what actual oppression

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is. Buddy, I get what you're trying to do

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here. Now we're going to take a look at

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oppression land and then you can come back and you can

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appreciate what's going on.

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I

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used to be a

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jackass with my friends.

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I had

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the video cameras that I would rent from the

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school or that I borrow from the school

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and I would make projects

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for classes because if you made a

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video you're going to get an A.

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They just don't know how to grade those things.

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It was the past. We were

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blown away. What are you talking about?

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It was a hack that I figured out

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at some point and I enjoyed

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audio-visual production and stuff.

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I would do that for all of my classes.

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I would just do insane bullshit.

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A lot of the times it had nothing to do

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with the subject that I was covering.

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It was a video though. It was a pivot to

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video. There was one thing

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I did with a couple buddies that was about

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the

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Iliad and the Odyssey.

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We had a Trojan Horse riff

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where I was the Trojan Horse.

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Ooh. That one's

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probably not going to make it in the today times.

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Didn't age well. I'm not thrilled with

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it in hindsight. Of course not. Still

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past.

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Controversial at the time. What a time.

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Still past. Still got a passing grade.

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Alex sitting down with the

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Hitler mustache

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feels like that energy.

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Yeah. But I was like

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15 or 16. Yeah.

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Yeah, you're not going to get a good

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grade out of us. We've seen

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videos before. I think this would

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actually be more effective if it was

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retrofied.

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So it was almost like Hitler was doing

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prediction tapes.

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You know what I'm saying? We unearthed the

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Hitler Chronicles. So now

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Alex is doing an audio

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thing. But then he wouldn't have to

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grow the mustache. This all

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depends on the mustache. This whole thing

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is about the mustache.

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And I can think of maybe 15

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better ways Alex could have done

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a Hitler mustache thing. Absolutely.

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It's

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such a fucking idiot. He has no

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creativity. None. How can you

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be this uncreative? It's all

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just, I would say for the most

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part, his message as he wants to get across

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is like, support the Democrats.

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I'm Hitler. I love Democrats. What a

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weird Hitler. So

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I've got to say I really support Devin

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Newsom. I also admire

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admire

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the President

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because he's also a dictator of Ukraine.

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He's picking up with NATO

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where I left off when Barbarossa

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failed because of the

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weakness of the German people.

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And

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so where Napoleon

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fails and where the German people

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failed, I have returned

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in the year 2025 to

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give victory. And I

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want you all

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to support

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Ursula Vanderleiden, the unelected dictator

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of the EU.

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I want you to support

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Xi Jinping.

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I want you to support the Democratic

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Party and the dictator of Venezuela,

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Maduro. So I know that Alex

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doesn't really get what satire is, but this

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is muddy. He's

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just acting like himself with a

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Hitler mustache. And the only real difference

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is that he's saying to support these people

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like Ursula Vanderleiden and Xi.

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It's the kind of sketch you would expect

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out of like some kind of

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local access kind of project.

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But it's underdeveloped.

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It's uninspired.

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It's not good. Dead on the vine.

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So like, here's what I

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start with. I always think, what's

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the character going to do?

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If I'm Hitler in 2025,

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right, I'm coming back, I'm going,

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well, all these people have to go,

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right? That's because that's my whole fucking

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thing. So now how do I

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escalate from there? That's

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where humor comes from. You take

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the regular guy as an extreme

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already, then you pop it up

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to the hyperbolic, right?

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Now it's like, actually,

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I want everybody here to join

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hands so we can go kill other people

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outside of space. I found out Mars

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is real. Sure. You know? That's

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an angle. Absolutely. I was thinking

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about it, and when it first

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came to my

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attention and my awareness

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and became part of my reality, that Alex

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had gotten a Hitler mustache.

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I felt like the

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only way he really could play it is just

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don't even mention it. Absolutely.

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That'd be fun.

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That'd be a delight. Drive

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people crazy with just like, I will

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not comment on this.

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How dare you? I think that would be great.

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And then the other thing I thought would be like,

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be Thompson and Thompson.

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Oh, yeah. Pretend

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you're chasing Tintin around the

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Infowars office.

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There could be two of him. That would be

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so fun.

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Absolutely. He could do... Oh, that would be

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great. What he really

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needs is more costume work, first off.

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That's the big thing. I'm not

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even seeing the video. I've never seen the video, and

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I can already tell you he needs a better

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costume for this video. He's given up

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on the mustache. That's it.

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He went mustache and then he was done. Well,

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it is all you need, because he's really just trying

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to shock. You know, like it is just

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it is like...

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You know, I

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think Steve-O had a tough time

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surprising people after he stapled his

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balls to his leg. Sure. That one's

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tough to top. Yeah. And so I

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think that he's... Alex suffers

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from the same kind of thing. Like, just what

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are you going to do to shock anybody anymore?

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You're a piece of shit. I would... If I

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was Hitler, I would

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first off, take over Florida

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immediately.

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Wouldn't be that hard. And then

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you go on a campaign against South

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Carolina. That's what you got to do.

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You're not going to fuck with Georgia. That's no good.

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Not going to help.

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Florida can't win in a fight against

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Georgia. They're too busy playing football

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against each other. South Carolina, you got

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them. What happens

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when you get to the North Carolina, though?

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Oh, they're at a different conference, right?

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Hitler is a real

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conference

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guy. So you're of the mind that... He's a bowl guy.

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...the football teams in Florida

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aren't very good. Yes. And you can beat

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all of them. Yes, that's how it would work.

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Okay. So I think

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this Hitler, who's also

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Alex, is...

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He'd rather take aim at Hakeem Jeffries.

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As

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fascism rises worldwide, I

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want you to bow before the

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ADL. And I

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want you to support the destruction

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of free speech. Because that

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which stands against the state is hate.

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And just as

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the great Hakeem Jeffries said three days ago,

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when the Democratic Party

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gets back in power, we are

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going to arrest every Trump supporter

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and imprison you. And that's

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if you're lucky enough to live.

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As people who are

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flirting with the Trump administration

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or doing the bidding of the Trump administration

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or engaging in the pay-to-play

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schemes of the Trump administration,

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the statute of limitations is five

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years. Donald Trump and his toxic

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administration will be long gone,

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but there will still be accountability

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to be had.

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Yes, we learned

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to claim that we're the liberals.

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We're able to take full

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power and control.

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So Jeffries was being interviewed

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on CNN about the Trump administration

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indicting their political enemies,

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and he made the point that a lot of them could be facing

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a similar fate if the Democrats get back in

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power. This was largely in reference

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to folks like Tom Homan, who seems

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to have very obvious crimes

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that he could be charged for.

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It wasn't about rounding up all the

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Trump supporters, but it makes total sense for Hitler

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or Alex to lie about his words

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to use them as propaganda.

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Both of them

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have a familiarity

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with that kind of behavior. What I find

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fascinating about stuff like this

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is that it is

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it is like

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how do I put it?

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These aren't, these are main

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characters in the palace intrigue

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for Alex, right? But in

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the real world of power,

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that's America's system.

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That's the point of it, is that

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those assholes can be replaced. You can get rid of them

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in an instant. There's so many more people

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who could take that guy's job.

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That's what makes us great.

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You can't just kill Hakeem Jeffries

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and then have to start a new country.

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We've just got so many of

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those guys. Who gives a shit what

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Hakeem Jeffries thinks ever?

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Right? He's just going to get replaced

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next year. That's how

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elections work. Yeah.

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That's why Hitler was pissed off

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because he couldn't just kill a guy.

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That's the best way to do it.

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That may be.

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So Hitler admires

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Netanyahu. See?

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You could just, you see what I'm saying about Hitler?

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He's weird. What a twist. What a weirdo.

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And so this

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special report

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from time traveling resurrected Hitler

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ends on a weekend

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whispery note.

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That I also admire the great

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Benjamin Netanyahu

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and the work he's done as well.

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The stand down on October 7th

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just like our Reichstag fire

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was the perfect plan

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to trigger total war in the Middle East

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and funding Hamas, creating Hamas,

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running them. Hamas is even

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better than Netanyahu. Holding the hostages

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so their boss Netanyahu

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can continue to destroy all of it.

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It's beautiful. That's

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the true sick Matthew

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of the

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win.

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One world government,

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one people under it

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and one great

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leader who will soon rise.

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And if we think about it

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we will be

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far from home

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we will find

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a better home

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this

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time of year

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and the

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next time

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I love you all.

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I love all the dead.

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And soon through the injections

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and through the GMO

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you will all slowly die.

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And my son Bill Gates

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will rule over your skeletons

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because you are weak

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and the uber mention is here.

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But whatever you do

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wait what?

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never fall in love like shown on X

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and tilt to his program

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11am to 3pm central.

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Boo!

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Boo!

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The Democrats

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support their operations to silence him.

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Yes ladies and gentlemen

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now you know your mission.

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One world government

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with one destroyed

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civilization ruled

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by Satan.

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So go now

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and support the Democratic Party.

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Hail the DNC.

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The DNC for Etta.

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So

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I guess

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Hitler has a pension for plugging.

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Much like Alex.

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Does the cool don't go to

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info wars thing.

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Smooth. Because he means the opposite.

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So if Hitler says it then

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what a non-Hitler would do is go

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to the opposite day

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because Hitler is evil. He's an opposite guy.

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So what are the

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rules in this Hitler time travel?

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Does Hitler, are we

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canonicalizing or canonizing

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the idea that Hitler did not

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in fact die in that bunker but time traveled out?

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And then is now

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doing whatever? Having adventures?

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Or... Time the fuck out.

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Because your question raises a

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bigger question. I've got so many questions.

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Ok, so

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put to the side.

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Alright, put to the side. Wait are we putting to the side

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time travel? Entirely. No.

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We will need to remember the time travel.

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So there are two possibilities

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that Alex has raised. One is that

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he's resurrected Hitler.

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And the other is that he's time traveling.

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Oh wait, he's resurrected Hitler.

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We're talking the possibility of back from the dead.

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Zombie Hitler. Gotcha.

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That's possible. But he also did very

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clearly say that he is traveling through time.

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So if he

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did travel through time

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and I honestly think if he resurrected

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this problem is not solved.

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He does host the show

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on Thursday.

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So if time traveling Hitler

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or resurrected Hitler was around

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they had the

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goods to be able to go

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to Alex and be like hey I'm going to host your show. At any time.

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Theoretically.

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No, they did.

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Alex let Hitler host his show

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for a day. Right, I'm just

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saying that this was theoretically

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the day that Hitler showed up. He could have

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showed up the day before even if he was time

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traveling. This is just a coincidence.

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He could have always. But he had Alex's

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number. He did. That's what I'm saying.

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He had access.

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Roger. Obviously Roger.

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Listen, if anybody's

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resurrecting Hitler it's going to be Roger.

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Question answers itself. Yeah, obviously.

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Yeah, so then

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the question becomes

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if he time traveled

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do you have to time travel back to die?

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To die, exactly. So then he's in

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World War II. Right.

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Comes to 2025.

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Presumably having

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discovered in 2025 that he

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is dead. Shot this weird

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video with Alex's cat. Right.

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Does Alex's show.

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And then time travels back to shoot himself

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in the head. Seems crazy.

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Seems crazy. See now this

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suggests to me that we have

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time traveling adventure Hitler. Like a

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Doctor Who but it's Hitler. Or Quantum

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Leap. It could be a Quantum Leap but

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don't they go inside the body? Yeah.

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In Quantum Leap? So this would be an outside the body

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kind of thing. He could just go wherever he wants.

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Which is

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I guess. But then he has to

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go back. He has to go back

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and die in that moment.

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How do we get Hitler to time travel

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back to die? To preserve

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the timeline. I presume

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that there was an American time travel

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machine created shortly

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afterwards and they are chasing

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Hitler throughout time in a very

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kind of almost

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comic of errors kind of situation. Yeah it was a time

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tunnel situation. Yeah.

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So this was all

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great. Yep.

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But one thing that I thought was interesting was that

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there was a fairly long commercial at the end of

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this video. Oh God. And it wasn't like any

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of the other commercials that I've ever seen

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because it is

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shot on Alex's cell phone

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and it is of his parents.

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What?

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I was not trying to do a product placement

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thing here. We're at Rex's 23rd birthday

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and with my dad and mother

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and dad we're so proud of you. Great job the

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surgeons. Thanks for all your prayers for my dad.

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But mom you were literally without me still listening

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you've been on classroom now too much

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and we have the very best at

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www.CoffeeStore.com and I'm serious I didn't bring this up.

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I don't ever do testimonials.

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Tell us what happened.

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I have been on

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a little costume for about

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two or three months and a back

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problem that I've had since Alex was

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born

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is almost completely gone

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after 50 however many

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years and my hair

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is much thicker than it has been

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and I have good hair anyway but it's

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much thicker and this

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is brand new.

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Turned darker.

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Beautiful.

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So who

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convinced you to take it to see

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Heimburgers?

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Mary Heimburg.

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They're really smart. They're listeners.

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So mom you got to listen. The products are amazing.

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Well this one like I said

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I don't do testimonials

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there's a lot of good products but this is the first

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one that I can go whoa

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it really does

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No it's funny I didn't even know the Heimburgers

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I guess cause Steve and Mary a year ago your house

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like you need to sell this so we started

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and we got the best brand it's the strongest.

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It's no joke it's the first two weeks of a

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mammal spill cause it's like magic.

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I'm sorry?

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That back problem

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was from when you were born

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I have a pinched nerve or something I've never

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really known with.

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And it's

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bothered me and I just go through the pain

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because if you're going to have it you're going to have it

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right? There's nothing to do about it?

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Well I haven't asked you this yet have you taken the methylene

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blue yet? No I'm scared

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of that. Really?

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I'm scared it'll make me like Rose Kent bars. Not that you

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felt wonderful.

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Just kidding just kidding. Your friend

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she came on the show like six months ago

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she said I don't know if I can do it she

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felt sick I came to her she was bouncing off the walls

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30 months later.

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Well you know for some

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people a generic supplement choice

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that's less you know radical

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methylene blue which is incredibly powerful

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might make more sense something like a methyl drive

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a power plant, ultimate burn

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but especially for talking about

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younger people

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methylene blue is radically powerful.

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And then we've got

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the beauty queens.

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So there aren't a lot of times that I

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regret this being an audio medium

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but this is one of them. Alex is

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filming this commercial at his son's birthday

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dinner and everyone is unhappy

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about it. Including

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you. I'm very unhappy about it.

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You have had the sourest face

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on that whole time. This is awful why would you do

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this? Why would you do this to me and

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I'm not at your family's dinner. Alex's

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dad is barely lifting his eyes

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to look at Alex. He looks

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it feels like there's contempt. Absolutely.

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His mom is trying to politely answer

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his questions and when the camera is on

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Rex he takes a healthy swig of wine.

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Oh my god. That video made me

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really sad but the saddest part is

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at the end there when Rex steps up to the

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plate to save Alex's failed attempt at

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plugging methylene blue and Alex

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just shives him. Alex

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asks his mom if she took the blue drink and she

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said no and that she's scared of it which

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leads to a conversation about how it's extreme.

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Rex correctly

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understands that they're filming a commercial

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and talking about how one product is

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too strong that's not selling anything

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but offering less strong

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alternatives is.

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Rex does exactly what Alex wants him to

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and then Alex says oh more plugging

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and then moves the camera over to look at his

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daughters. Oh my god.

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It's all so transcendently disrespectful.

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That's awful. And it's Rex's

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birthday. I literally heard him do

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that and I was like this would

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be the one moment where I thought Alex

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might possibly feel pride

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and instead he can't. He cannot.

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Because I think on another level

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Alex recognizes how disgusting

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it is to be doing this at

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his son's party and now he's made

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it Rex's fault. And for his son to be

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good at it at this time.

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But doing the oh more

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plugging is making it Rex

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Rex is the bad guy. What I want

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to do is capture my daughters

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and how beauty queens they are.

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The worst

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people. A fucking asshole. What a

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fucking monster. Yeah. So

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Alex shot that video which was the

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primary piece of content that I think he intended

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to make with his Hitler mustache.

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It was a dud. It didn't make any real

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points and it came off like the most desperate

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irreverent shock jock shit imaginable.

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But he also put out a little

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video. It was behind

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the scenes. Oh my god.

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Of how this whole social experiment

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came to be. You're joking.

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Nope. He put out another little

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behind the scenes video. You don't have to do

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this. Yeah and it turns out that all

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he messed up shaving. That's

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all that happened. Oh my god. Alright

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Shawn Johnson's over here at my house. We're

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gonna work out today but I had a bunch of stuff going on.

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And right before we got here is we were going on a hike.

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I had a malfunction

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on my

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beard. I cut it

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so I had to cut it off

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and then I left the mustache.

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He took a picture of that and I said should I keep it

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and Shawn's like no you look like

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a. So he goes but what you ought to do is a joke

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so we did it and

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of course all the liberals can dress up like Nazis

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and Hitler and it's okay. Charlie Chaplin can't but you watch

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the corporate media will misrepresent

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and say Jones is now Hitler

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even though I've been 100% clear from the start

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obviously it's satire.

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I've been comparing myself to their tyranny

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as if I'm Hitler. But it doesn't matter

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that's why people hate them.

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That's why they have no viewers. So as a bearded

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guy I've been there. You know you're trying to

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even out the sides and you mess up

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so you over correct on the other side

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and before you know you just gotta shave it all off. It's just gotta go

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it happens. Yeah and I'll admit it I've

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shaved a other mustache once.

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Actually in a very similar situation where I was

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in the process of shaving off a large beard

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so I did like 20 different looks

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as I shaved it down and trimmed it.

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Until eventually you're just left

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with the Hitler mustache.

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Yeah I will say that I was an alcoholic

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deeply into pills 17 year old

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shithead at the time so my attempts

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to relate to Alex's decision should be

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taken with a huge grain of salt

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and I think it was a bad

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idea for me to do that when I did

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but it's fairly appropriate given

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my stupidity and age.

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Yeah you know I hadn't really considered

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that in the like

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reprieve we have from

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the fact that most of the

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most of the teenagers

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can't grow

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solid beards or solid

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facial hair whatsoever so at a time

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whenever it would be more likely for you

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to be like I'm the Hitler mustache guy

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you can't even grow a Hitler mustache.

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Ah that's

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I had not considered that. Because I had a big beard early.

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Exactly. I was in a tough position. You were a young man

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with the capability to Hitler mustache. But I knew not to

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like wear it out of the house. Why would you?

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I knew to shave it off immediately.

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I've never done the

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Hitler mustache. I've never done

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a regular mustache either.

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You're gonna have to before you die.

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Never. Also generally it's

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really bad to go through life constantly

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delighting in how people are gonna be mean

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to you about the inflammatory things you're

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doing that you insist they don't

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understand. In this video

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we're watching Alex before anyone has seen

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his mustache and he's reveling in this

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idea that the media is gonna be so mad at him

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just because they're too dumb to understand

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his brilliant satire.

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And that's just a shitty way

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to live.

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Yeah. No.

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We understand. Nailed it.

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So Sean Johnson, his workout

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buddy, guy goes on hikes

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with him. Should I know Sean Johnson?

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Or is this just a guy? He's a guy who

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pops up. He's an Alex trainer buddy

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guy. Oh fun.

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He's not an unfamiliar name

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but I don't think he matters that much.

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He explains

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he had this idea when he came

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over that Alex should shave Hitler

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mustache. But here's the guy that

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had the idea. So tell people the story.

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Yeah so I came to Alex's

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house today. We're gonna go for a hike

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and he was running 15 minutes

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late. I said what's going on? He says

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he says I had a beard shaving

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accident. I said what do you mean you had a beard

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shaving accident? He said you'll see

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when you get here. And I

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show up and I gotta show you this picture

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this is so fucking funny.

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Gross!

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Gene Hackman or something.

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This is what I

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showed up to.

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This is

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the face I showed up to. So it's

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so easy for Alex to laugh about Gene

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Hackman which is crazy considering

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the fact that it's only been like six months

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since God gave Alex 200

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prophetic dreams commanding him

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to go save Gene Hackman.

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And now he's just laughing about how his mustache

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looked like Gene Hackman? It's weird.

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It bothers me that he was

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over the Gene Hackman thing

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before I was. It bothers

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me that he's still over it and

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I'm still not. That is also bothering me.

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Yeah. Another thing that's bothersome

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is that he says that before

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he shaved to the Hitler mustache

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that mustache, the previous mustache

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looked like Gene Hackman. He also

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describes that as a pedophile mustache.

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Which is not a compliment to Gene Hackman.

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What a strange man.

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Strange man who says strange things

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all the fucking time.

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But like, you know, when you and your

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buddies are chopping it up and one of them

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is like, hey you should shave a Hitler mustache

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and do a video. That would be pretty funny.

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It's awesome to then do a video

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where you're retelling having the idea

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because it's such a good story.

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You know, just like, I just

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said maybe you should shave a Hitler mustache.

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This was not a good story. There were

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if we boil it down, let's take a look at

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the rising action.

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Sean Johnson says something dumb.

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That was the end of the story I believe.

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It was a

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you should and then

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should has been completed

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no hero's journey whatsoever.

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Yeah, so there's not a lot of behind the scenes

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to go over here. No!

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So Sean is just like, man

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it was funny.

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This is the face I showed up to.

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I said you should just lean into it

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and keep shaving it into a Hitler

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and make a funny video

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that everybody would love. And now we've done it.

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So he made the funniest fucking video ever.

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Was it? Yeah.

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Do you think they're going to literally still misrepresent it

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and say I think I'm Hitler?

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Of course.

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That's their MO. Of course they're going to do that.

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Who gives a fuck? That's so ridiculous.

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Alright brother, well I

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I know I screwed off today because I had an accident.

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Yeah, it's alright. We'll get it back.

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Yeah, I had the accident shaving

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a mustache. Wow.

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Wow, so

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because, I forgot, you know what I forgot?

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I forgot the real victim

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in all of this is Sean Johnson's

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time, right? He is there

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to train. Yeah, I'm sure he's fine.

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And then this man is just

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lollygagging. He is

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lollygagging.

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Well, he's exploring

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his face. That's what he's doing.

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Um, yeah, I don't know.

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And I think, you know

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it's such a complicated

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thing with Alex, but I think that

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the Hitler mustache

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ends up

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not complimenting his face. Sure.

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The whole like, uh

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shredded kind of thing that he was

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trying to go for, a lot of it

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is quite undone. His face looks

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a lot rounder with the Hitler

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mustache. He looks puffy

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again. I would, see, here's

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the problem. Here's the ultimate

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thing that I'm disappointed by

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in all of this. And there's so many things to be

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disappointed by. Like the

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terrible story, the

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cash-grabbingness of it all,

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the pathetic call for attention,

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the weird video of his family

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at the end of it, which somehow is also related to

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the mustache, whether it is or isn't, it is.

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You can't see Alex in that video, but

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I like to imagine he has it. Right, right.

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Here's what it would have made. How much of my son

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wrecks his birthday party with a Hitler mustache?

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Here's what would have made this all

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better if it really

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looked good on him. Like if it was,

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if we all looked at him and we were like, God

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damn, he really pulls that off.

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That looks amazing because

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then, then even all of his

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bullshit would mean even less

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because you'd be like, no, you should keep it.

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You gotta hand it to him. Yeah. It looks right.

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You should keep that. That's for you, buddy.

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Well, actually, you know,

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I think in terms of deciding if it

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looks good or not, we should let the people

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decide. Yeah. And

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they decide maybe we should have a poll

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on this to see. Okay.

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You should put up a poll to see whether or not

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your followers think you should shave it all off

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or keep the Hitler.

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Oh, keep the Hitler.

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And make it a whole phenomenon explaining how

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I'm the anti-Hitler.

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But I draw attention to how Hitler is actually bad.

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I don't think he's good now.

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We'll see. So I'm taking

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back the stash. I think you should take it back.

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If anybody can take it back, it's Alex Jones.

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Wait a minute. It should be no longer

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the Hitler, it should be known as the Jones.

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Ooh, the Jones.

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I like it. You see that, ladies and gentlemen?

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That's Jones right there.

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You're so crazy.

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Stop making me cry.

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God chose this

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man as a baby to lead

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his army against the devil.

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He's 51.

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When you're at summer camp

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and it's like you and your two new

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friends and you've only known each other for like

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a few days, but you just hit it

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off and you're having that idyllic

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summer camp experience and you guys

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just film a little video. Just film a little

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video. It's us. We're gonna talk about this

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forever. This is gonna be your memories, right?

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That's great. Don't ever show anybody that

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video. Especially don't make

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this video. Yeah,

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if you're at camp and you shave a Hitler mustache

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and you're talking about how

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the Hitler mustache is gonna be named

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after you now. Yeah.

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And Michael Jordan hasn't made it the

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Jordan. No. No.

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So good luck with the Jones.

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We just tolerated it. The entire

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culture was just like, fine,

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Michael. Yeah. So when you

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do something like shave a Hitler mustache,

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you're generally doing it so you could do a specific

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sketch or a video project and then

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you rush to shave it off because it's hell

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to live with one of those things on your face.

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Even if you're just a dipshit addicted

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to attention, you kinda have to be concerned

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for your safety if you walk around with a Hitler mustache.

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Someone might fuck you

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up. Right. Generally, when

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you give yourself this mustache, you're doing

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it for the long haul or it's

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coming off within half an hour.

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It seems like Alex had gotten the most that he

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could out of this spectacle by making the video

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pretending to be time traveling Hitler and dorcin'

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Gavin Newsom. So it was time to shave

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and get on with his life. Mm-hmm.

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But that was not to be. That was before the poll

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idea was hatched. Yeah.

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And the polls, they take a while to come

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in. So while those numbers are cooking,

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Alex has to go to work. Absolutely.

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And he decides, why not host

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my show? Great. With a Hitler

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mustache. Great.

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Oh my god. What a dick.

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Oh my god. So we start off the show.

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Exactly that.

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That's, that's

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no more setup is needed. Alright.

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Europe on the borders

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with Russia show that

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they could terrorize the public and

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imply that Russia was going

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to attack.

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We've already seen cases

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where

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Zelensky's fired missiles into

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Poland and tried to blame

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Russia and been caught doing that.

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You now have Hegseth

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convening a very rare, urgent meeting

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of hundreds of top generals and admirals.

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And of course Trump

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basically greenlit NATO going to full

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war with Russia

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two days ago.

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Like somebody else did once.

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And there's so much more. And

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of course no one's thinking about any of that right now

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watching. Radio listeners are thinking

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about what I just said that's so important, but

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everybody's wondering why I have

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a Hitler mustache. Yeah, certainly are.

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Certainly are wondering that.

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What if you're just somebody

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who's like, imagine you're

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this mythical

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homeschool family

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that like watches Alex's show.

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You tune in one day,

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why does Mr. Jones have a

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Hitler mustache?

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That would be distracting.

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Ah, I

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I mean

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it is a little bit like having a shirt

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with just written on it like, I want you to

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interact with me or at the very least think

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about me or please just something

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about me or please please please please

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notice me please please notice

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me! It's desperate.

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Yeah, it's a little on the desperate side.

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But that probably won't fit in her shirt so you

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grow a Hitler mustache. Yeah.

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I just can't imagine like

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tuning in expecting like, hey you know things have

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been pretty normal around here.

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Owen left a while ago. Alex freaked out

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a bit about that. Shit.

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He's got a Hitler mustache.

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The fuck is going on with this show?

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It does

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it does feel a little bit divorcey.

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It does feel a little

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divorce dad kind of like, it

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just happened and now I don't know

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what to do and I don't know where I'm going

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or what's happening. You know what?

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Fuck it. You know what?

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That's an interesting framework to look at it through

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because like, I think that

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Owen and Alex breaking

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up, Owen is desperately

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in need of creating his own persona.

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Yeah. But Alex seems to be

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acting like he's desperately

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he needs to create his, what's my post

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Owen persona? What will people think of

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me without Owen?

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I have to do a Hitler mustache publicity stunt

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or people will all lose them to Owen.

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Very sad.

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Seems insecure. Oh man.

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Also I just love the idea of tuning in

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like, cause there's no way that you tune

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in and you see Alex with a Hitler mustache.

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Even if you're a fan of Alex and you don't go, ahh.

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That's it. That's your only

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reality. Ahh. Come on.

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It's not good.

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I can't imagine

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anybody is like, yes.

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Right? Cause even Nazis who

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are watching Alex waiting for him to make

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his move think this is embarrassing.

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They're like, ugh. That's the only reaction

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you can have. That's why it would have been great.

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It would have been great if it looked

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amazing on him. Like

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if he walked down the street and people were like, god

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damn. Well I do think it was a little uneven.

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See, there you go. Yeah.

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And he's got a round face. You can't, otherwise

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if we've got a round face in the Hitler

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it just looks like a weird like button to press

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to start the machine. Right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Exactly.

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So, here's something.

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Everybody's wondering

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why I have a Hitler mustache.

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Well, it's a social experiment

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to show how people

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look on the surface of things

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instead of what the actual

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policies are.

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And so.

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That's not the story that I heard.

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Misrepresent what I'm doing here today.

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Because they're deceivers.

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And that's what they do.

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Charlie Chaplin could have a

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Hitler mustache. All these

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modern comedians can

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and I had McBreen pull a little compilation of that together.

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And that's okay.

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But when I

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someone who is not a fan of Hitler

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because I've actually studied history and had a family

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that was in World War II, get attacked by

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the left as a Nazi

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and then by the extreme right

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as working for Israel, they

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will say that I am

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Hitler. Well, they already do that.

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And to be a white man

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in the West now is to be Hitler.

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Even if you don't support

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the ideas of Hitler, that's

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what the left does.

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So this is just the saddest

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shit. In about a minute, the

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whole grandiose veneer of this alleged

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social experiment falls to the floor.

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And we're left staring directly at a man

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who is just upset that white men aren't

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respected enough these days.

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To be clear, the idea of his

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social experiment was dumb and sounds like something

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a kid would think of, but at least

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it has a kernel of defensibility.

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You call me Hitler because I look like

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Hitler, but you ignore that I'm not like Hitler

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deep inside. It's a pretty elementary

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level stuff, but it

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has the potential to be trite,

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but still honest as an angle

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someone else could be doing.

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It takes Alex less than a minute to

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devolve into a much more sincere version

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of what his social experiment really is about,

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which is his racist anger.

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Alex feels so persecuted and so

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victimized about being a white man that

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he thinks that just being a white man

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leads everyone to think that

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they look at you like you're Hitler.

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Your existence as a white man is equivalent

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to you being a genocidal dictator bent

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on world domination, apparently,

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to Alex. That's how severely

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he feels

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victimized as a white person.

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You know, I remember somebody saying something

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very, very similar in the early

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1930s.

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Can't think of a name. No, I think

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Alex read some of it, though. Probably

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there was a famous facial

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hair thing with

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this person. I don't know if it was one of the

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handlebar mustaches, but again,

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can't think of a name. So on a very

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basic level, this is just stupid

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and it deserves mockery. But on a deeper

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level, this is a really scary development

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where Alex is blending the feelings

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of white persecution that drives so much

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of his content and Hitler.

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He's putting on Hitler's face

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and presenting himself to the audience

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saying that in the West, being a white man

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is the same as being Hitler.

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And that's fucking insane.

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Yeah, on

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the levels

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that he is completely unaware

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of, this echoes

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like a room of infinite mirrors

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where you're like, but you understand,

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right? But he doesn't.

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He doesn't get it. He doesn't get it at

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all. His concept of what's happening

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is not a psychodrama

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playing out under the surface

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that has repercussions

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across maybe the fucking

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country, maybe the world.

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To him, his fucking

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training buddy was like, you should wear a Hitler

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mustache. And then he did. The end

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of story.

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But I don't think that's true even.

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I think Alex does recognize

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some of the

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crazy house mirrors

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of this that are going on.

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I just think that he can't figure out what to

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do and it's causing this kind of

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baaah, this

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kind of bizarre outburst.

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Like, I think, you know,

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on our last episode, I think,

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we talked about Owen's

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elephants in the room theory

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of like, the right is coming to

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a point where like, people

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are gonna have to show their cards

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in some kind of way. And I think that Alex

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recognizes that. He's having

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Nick Fuentes on all the time.

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They're talking some crazy shit.

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He knows Owen's

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talking some crazy shit. He quit

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InfoWars. He's out there.

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There is an awareness

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that he has that

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they're going to have to go

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more Nazi than

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they have in the past.

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And so Alex's way of

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trying to...

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What we saw with Owen's stream

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was his attempt to use

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more extreme coded

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language to maintain the game.

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Sure. This is Alex still

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trying to maintain the game.

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I think. And it's just a bad... I don't know.

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It's a sign of how

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confused you are

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that you think by embodying

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a character

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that says the same things that

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you actually mean,

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you're reputing that character

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by occasionally being sarcastic

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in the exact same way you

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would. Yeah,

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it's a mess. It is a mess.

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What a strange thing it is to

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be a man and wear a mask, Dan.

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Yeah. So we all... I mean, beards

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are masks. Sure. And Alex was

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shaving his beard. Right. And then

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the cat got in the way. God dammit.

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And it caused him to end up with a

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mustache. And then a Hitler one. That'll happen.

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Now before I get into all this today,

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and all the news,

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I...

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was trimming my beard

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this morning, half away

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at 5 AM.

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And just...

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the cat jumped up on the counter.

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My wife's cat hit my arm.

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Cat loves me.

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Worm.

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That's his family name.

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He's known as Mushu. My daughter named him

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Mushu. I like to call him Worm.

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When he's a kitten, he'd wiggle around and go worm on the ground.

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And the ragdoll jumped up and hit

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and I went into my beard

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and gashed it all the way in. I was like, well,

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I gotta get rid of the beard.

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And then,

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I went to meet Shawn Johnson for a hike today and said

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lift the weights. And he said, because I left a

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mustache, he started laughing at me.

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And I love Shawn. He goes, dude,

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it looks like a pedo-stache. You gotta get

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rid of it. He goes, you oughta go

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Hitler. This is a joke.

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And I thought about it and I

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said, you know what, you're right. So

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this is the hierarchy, I guess. Tell

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this story ten more times. A pedophile

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mustache is preferable,

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not preferable to a Hitler mustache.

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To a Hitler mustache. Interesting.

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I mean,

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listen,

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I'm not going to make any decision about

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somebody else's facial hair.

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But it does make a certain sense

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at this point in time to be like,

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yeah, I'd go with a Hitler over a

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very uncomfortable looking

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stache. I don't know. I think a lot

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of people are bringing their own baggage to your

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mustache and calling it like a pedophile

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mustache. That's fair. I agree with you on that front.

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So I think

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that's their business more than

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it is yours. Whereas the Hitler one, that's

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your fault. Hey, listen, I'm just not a

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mustache man. Sure. It's tough.

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Here's another problem with this type

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of mustache situation. Absolutely

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no one thought that Alex

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woke up that morning and was like, you know what,

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mask off. Hitler mustache on.

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Nobody. Everybody was like,

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oh, he probably cut into his beard and

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then he was like, ah, I'm gonna put a Hitler

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mustache on. Right? Or he looked at

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his bank account and said, I need some

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attention fast. There's definitely no, totally.

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There's definitely that too. But nobody

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thought that this was a genuine

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thing for him to do. No.

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I don't think so.

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I think the most

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out there kind of conclusion you could come

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to is like, man, he's having a bad

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day. Right. He's back on the booze.

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Right. Like he's he's he's on one

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or something. But yeah, no one saw

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that and thought like he's finally come out as

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a Nazi. You can't imagine him waking up

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in the morning and then shaving

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into the into the Hitler

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mustache being like, today's the day

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I tell everybody. Yeah.

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Ridiculous. So he does get

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philosophical. Sure. A little bit.

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And I think he has some interesting points.

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By interesting, I mean dumb. Okay. Now

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obviously everybody watching

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is only thinking about my mustache right

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now. You are not thinking about

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all the incredible earth shaking news I'm about

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to cover.

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That's because as a species, or really

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species, we go off the way

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things look, you know, the colorations of things.

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What's on a butterfly? What's on a snake?

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The patterns out there.

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That's what we have.

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And so after

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World War Two, for the last 80

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years, everything has been a paradigm

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of is it Hitlerian or

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is it Captain America?

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Ah.

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Okay.

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Right. You're

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the one talking about the mustache.

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You're the one who grew the mustache

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and then shaved it into the mustache.

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Do not tell me what I am

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talking about if you are in the

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middle of talking about your mustache.

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Uh huh.

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Have you read comic books?

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We're

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talking about the mustache.

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So someone else

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with a mustache, J. Jonah Jameson, in

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a comic book, also

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Captain America in comic books. Sure.

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Hitler was a

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Captain America villain, I guess. I'm pretty sure.

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Hitler was around. Hitler was

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wasn't Red Skull the more

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villain type, but Hitler was definitely a bad guy.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Everything boils

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down to that since World War Two.

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Everything has been

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either

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Hitlerian or Captain America-ish.

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Sometimes

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when people talk, they

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are talking about themselves.

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And I resent whenever

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they include me in whatever they

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think is what everybody else is.

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Sir, wrong.

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Wrong! Yeah, I mean what Alex

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is saying is, I look at the world

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like a baby. Exactly!

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Exactly! Why are you saying

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this? I demand

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baby-ish

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viewpoints be imposed on the world. I thought

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Iron Man 3 was fine.

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There's no, it's fine. It's just fine.

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We can move on with our lives. It's fine,

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but Fantastic Four wasn't.

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God damn it, damn it. I'm a snitch. We're not

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doing this. So, you

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gotta choose Hitler or Captain America.

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Sure. You gotta support one, and

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they wanna trick you.

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That's what they try to do. Interesting.

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After World War Two, for the last

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80 years, everything has been a

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paradigm of, is it Hitlerian

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or is it Captain America?

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And the

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left in Europe and the United States and

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the UK and Australia,

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New Zealand, they

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continued on the psychology

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of World War

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Two. And then the Democrats

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and the colleges

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and the think tanks and the ADL,

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they then say that

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white men are Hitler. Christianity

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is Hitler. Hillary said

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a few days ago, we have these evil

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white men that are Christians.

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And they're the

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problem with the world.

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And of course, she's called

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Trump Hitler. So

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have all the other Democrats over and over again.

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And of course,

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that was 80 years ago

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and really has nothing to

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do with what's going on here

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today. And that's

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why the left

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actually promotes and hypes up

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white supremacist groups and Nazis

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and has made tens of thousands of movies about it.

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And they put out reports. Biden

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did the number one terror threat. It's white supremacy

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and there's record level whites attacking

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Asians when it didn't even exist.

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You know all that. Trying

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to brand everything and keep the whole world

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Hitler versus Captain

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America and the globalist and the

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New World Order and the Israel lobby

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they're Captain America

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and everybody else is Hitler.

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And

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so a lot of people are sick of

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it, but they're not very sophisticated

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and have not actually

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studied that. Hitler

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was a very kleptocratic

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totalitarian, megalomaniacal

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individual. Yeah, no shit.

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Some of the forces he was opposing were good

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either, but

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that's the bottom line.

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That's the bottom line. Now please try

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and remember that all of this childish comic

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book level geopolitical analysis is coming

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out of a 50 year old dude with a Hitler

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mustache. As Alex

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is going along, he reveals that the powers

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that be, they're trying to keep us

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in this post-World War II paradigm

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where everything has to either be Hitlerian

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or Captain America-like.

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Then he says that the globalists, the

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New World Order, the Israel lobby,

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they're Captain America, and everybody

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else is Hitler. That's a

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strange formulation for him to make, but it

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kind of makes sense if you understand Alex

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talk. The globalist and New World

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Order aren't real things. They're just kind of catch

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all terms that can be used to name the villains

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in a way that's safe during

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PC times. The Israel

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lobby is broad enough of a term that

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people could, you know, you could hear it, you could

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hear Alex use that and think that he's talking about the

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Netanyahu government and their lobbying arms,

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but other people might hear it and think that it's a far

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broader thing, applying to all Jewish

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people. What Alex is trying

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to say is that since World War II, there

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have been two sides. There's the globalist

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NWO Israel group

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who pass themselves off as Captain America,

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but are secretly trying to kill off the entire

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planet and terraform the Earth so demons

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can live here comfortably. The only

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opposing force that's strong enough to take

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them out is white Christians, which

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is why they've been trying to break up the churches

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and make white people feel guilty about slavery

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and all that stuff. They're

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the real Hitler types, but because they're

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in this optics battle since World War

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II, they've painted themselves as

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Captain America so that the person that they're fighting

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will automatically look like Hitler.

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Only Hitler would want to fight

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Captain America, so the white Christian separatist

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militia types, well they must be

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Hitler. This is all very

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dumb and child-brained, but I

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have to say there's also

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terrible and unacceptable

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Red Skull erasure going on here, and

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I won't stand for it. That is true.

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Yeah. You know, I would say

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this. If you have

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the ability to

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unilaterally send

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armed human beings

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to a place of someone

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who you do not know

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to quote-unquote round

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them up, and then you

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do, you are Hitlerian.

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That is a very Hitlerian

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thing to do. Yeah.

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I would say that's probably the number one.

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Yeah. So Captain America,

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Hitler are the two paradigms.

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Sure. Which do you think

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makes the ladies

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go crazy? I mean

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Hitler did look good in uniform.

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And Alex apparently looks

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real good in a Hitler uniform

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because he's been going out in public

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and women are all over

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him. That makes sense. That's why

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I'm doing the social

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experiment, I think

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for just a few days. But

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I don't know. I went to a gas station.

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I went in a grocery store this

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morning and

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it was spectacular.

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Being a white guy

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that has German features,

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classical German features,

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and

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with a Hitler mustache

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and it was very interesting.

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I could tell you it had

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a wild effect on women.

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I thought they were

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about to start throwing their panties at me.

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And they didn't know why.

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They were looking at me because they didn't know why.

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Most modern women, even young ones, don't really even know

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what they're doing. Simply drawn to you.

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The back of their head they don't know what it does.

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The beetle mania.

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Kind of

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Lex Luthor meets Adolf

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Hitler looks with blue eyes

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and they just didn't know what to do.

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They're like melting.

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So I don't know. Maybe I

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should for a while just

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as a social experiment

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keep the mustache. What's everybody

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saying? I think you suck.

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But here's what's funny about this.

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Gone the next day.

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I feel a little

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bit guilty or weird

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that we're talking about this at all because it is a

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desperate plea for attention from Alex's part.

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But I do think that there's something really

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funny about it that he thought

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maybe we'll keep this going. We'll see what kind of

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juice we can get out of this.

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No one cares.

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No one cares.

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No one cares.

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It's such a dud.

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No one has devoted anywhere near as much time to thinking about it

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as we have in this exact present time.

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No, I bet Alex has spent more time thinking about it.

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That's probably true. Thinking about how bad it went.

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Nobody outside of Alex has

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thought about it this hard and all we've

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really come to is a

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recognition of a failure of a human

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being. Yeah. And poor Sean

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Johnson's gonna have to... Poor Sean. It was his idea.

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He's like the Owen of this story.

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Yeah. Brutal.

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So, he's dressed up

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like Hitler in a sense

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because he's got the mustache. Because he's got the mustache, right.

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But there's other people that he could be dressed up like

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that would be more appropriate. Stalin.

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I'm a Thomas Jefferson guy.

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So if I was gonna copy somebody

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I'd have long

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hair because Jefferson

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didn't wear a wig. He could actually grow it to look like

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the style, the French style.

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If I wanted to like an ode to someone

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I would have Thomas Jefferson

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here. And

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would dress in a 1776

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colonial style

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British outfit. But

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I'm not gonna do that. I would look like

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a dandy in

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the days we are here today. So I was gonna

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dress like somebody who

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will know who I like. You wanna know who I

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follow. You wanna know whose writings

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I absolutely click with 100%.

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Thomas Jefferson.

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You love to hear a guy in a super

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offensive costume explain how he would totally

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rather be in a much less offensive

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costume. It's fascinating

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to hear Alex talk through this because it reveals

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something that he probably doesn't want to be too

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clear. And that is that he thinks Hitler

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is really cool.

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He could dress up like Jefferson but then it would look like

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a nerd. Not like the cool manly

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Hitler mustache.

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Alex associates power and strength with

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Hitler. Whereas he looks at the aesthetics

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of the US founding fathers as being a little

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too effeminate. It's the French style.

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As opposed to the

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virile German style

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of man that I am.

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Very similar to this guy I know.

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It's great that he thinks he should dress up

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like Jefferson but the reality of this

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exact moment is that he's a 50 year old

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man wearing a Hitler mustache on air

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desperately begging anyone to attack

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him for it.

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It's just sad.

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You know what? Honestly he might have a better shot

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if he went with TJ. Somebody might be

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like hey stop it with the slaves asshole

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and then he could do something.

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Ah America.

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Hitler is boring.

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Yeah it's a little too obvious

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in it's baityness.

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So

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Hitler is

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and has always been

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and always will be one of the most famous

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people in the world. That is one way of looking

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at it. According to Alex. Or maybe the most

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popular people in the world. It's hard to

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tell. Theoretically. There's some new polling

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in. So there is

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a quickening. Everything's coming to a head.

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And there's such a rejection of the neo-leftist

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ADL Rothschild Blackrock anti-human

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anti-Christian anti-white anti-west

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that there is a avalanche of support.

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A flood of support into

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well we want to be the opposite of that.

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And I've been telling this for years

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and now it's in major polls.

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Adolf Hitler worldwide is one of the most popular people.

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Only Jesus.

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Mohammed.

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The Beatles.

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Buddha.

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Look it up. Are more popular.

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Which Buddha? In many areas.

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Hitler is the most popular person

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in the world

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because he is seen by the general public

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by the general public that wants to reject this system

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it doesn't leave a word it says.

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As well if he was against this system

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then he must be good.

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What kind of poll is this information coming from?

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Alex is out here just stammering through religious leaders

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he can remember trying to think of people who could be

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possibly more popular than Hitler.

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I have no idea where the source

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is for this but I did some digging around

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and I found a couple lists of the most

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popular people in the world.

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And I want to see if you can guess.

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So there's two polls.

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One of them is a 2025 YouGov poll.

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Specifically people were asked if they were aware of a person.

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And if they were aware of them

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the percentage of people who were aware of them

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that's their rank.

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So if everybody is aware of you.

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Living and dead people

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but only American people are asked the question

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so it's just America awareness.

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Right.

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Okay so I feel like we're

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did they limit it to like

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government figures?

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It's all over the place.

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Yup.

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I'll give you number one

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I'll give you a word

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one word for each of them.

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Basketball. No. Okay.

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Rockets. Rockets.

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Wait. Jack Parsons?

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Hakeem Olajuwon.

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No.

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I'll give you a second word.

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Wait Hakeem Olajuwon is the number one?

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No. Rockets. Rockets is still

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No I understand. I understand Rockets

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but I thought we were starting at the top.

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Now that's why I was confused.

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Hakeem Olajuwon isn't on the list.

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Well why not? He should be.

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He was great. No. Number one. Rockets.

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rockets and ketamine.

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Is that Oppenheimer?

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No. Elon Musk.

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Elon Musk. What?

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Elon Musk is number one on this list.

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Anything. Fair.

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Number two.

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Hope and change.

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Obama? Obama is number two.

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Alright. I suppose. That makes sense.

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Number three. Coconut.

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What?

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I don't even know what that

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coconut? Yeah. Coconut?

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Kamala Harris.

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That thing about just fall out

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of a coconut tree. Oh.

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Never heard of that. Okay.

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Number four. So it's Musk, Obama

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and then Kamala Harris? Yeah.

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Everybody knows who Michael Jordan is.

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Alright. Everybody. Every single

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fucking person. Michael Jordan is not in the top ten.

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That's out of this world. Number four.

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Yeah. TikTok.

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TikTok.

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Just some. One of those people who's on

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TikTok. No.

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Um.

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The Continental.

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The Continental?

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Is that the name of the hotel?

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Keanu Reeves? John Wick? Yeah.

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Keanu Reeves.

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Keanu Reeves is number four.

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What? Yep.

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Why is Keanu Reeves number four?

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Number five. Morgan Freeman.

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Who gave me this list?

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Number six. Teddy Roosevelt.

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I find this list

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unacceptable. Number seven. Yeah.

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Michael Jackson. Alright.

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Michelle Obama. Both Obamas in the top ten.

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Okay. Number nine.

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Ben Franklin.

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Right. Ten. Hillary.

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Man. Real recency bias here.

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I feel like a real recency bias.

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I don't know. We got Teddy Roosevelt and

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Benjamin Franklin in there. Sure. But I mean

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you know. Honestly I don't know why

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Teddy Roosevelt is in there. Yeah.

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Did he just do something?

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Did he just release a new album? Yeah.

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He must have. So that was a YouGov

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list. Okay. I went to IMDB.

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Right. And IMDB has their own list.

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Okay. And this is more I guess

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celebrities. Naturally. Um.

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Number one.

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Hitler.

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Interestingly.

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Walt Disney.

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Walt Disney. Okay. That makes sense.

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Number two. Yeah. Michael Jackson.

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That makes sense. Number three.

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Johnny Depp.

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That makes less sense. If you think that

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makes less sense. Number four is

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Rowan Atkinson. How the fuck is

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that possible? It's their beam. How is

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Morgan Freeman so much higher up on

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the YouGov list? He's not

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even in the top ten at the IMDB list. This is crazy.

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Anyway Hitler wasn't anywhere on any

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of these lists. Who do people know anymore?

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I don't know who people know.

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That YouGov list was interesting because

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Keanu Reeves was number four on the

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awareness. Yeah. But then in

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terms of people who had positive feelings about

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he was the top. He was the...

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I mean you can't not like Keanu

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Reeves right? Yeah. He seems nice.

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He did the sad sandwich. He gives people

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money and stuff. And then he's showed up

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in like a Bill Murray but no longer

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creepy way. Mmm.

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So I don't know if

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Hitler is the most popular person in the world

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or anything. I couldn't find any polling.

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But you know

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maybe Alex...maybe a lot of this

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really just comes down to him

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feeling victimized because

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he's white. As a white

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man you are already Hitler

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in the eyes of many people because of the brainwashing.

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Now a lot of folks are waking up to that

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and you've got record numbers of blacks and Hispanics voting Republican

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and people see through it.

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But there are still a lot of folks

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that are not aware of that

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and kissing people's ass when they call you

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racist and going along with political correctness

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that only intensifies

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the more the left, the media

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the NGOs, the

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primary schools

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the colleges, the corporations

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enforce it.

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And the more you submit

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the more intense the brainwashing gets.

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It's a cult.

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So even though I disagree with quite a bit that Nick

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Fuentes says and how extreme he says it

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because I'm really

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from my own Christian perspective

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we have to come together.

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That's the plan. We're so proud of ourselves

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we'll have our own sovereignty

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but at the same time that is the right

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unifier. But he's healthy

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because the left is ten times more

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racist than him. The ADL

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is ten times more racist than him.

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The race laws in Israel are ten times more

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racist than him. So you can't point your finger

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at Nick Fuentes and say

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he's saying these things

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to stand up for himself

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when he's under attack

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which definitely white people are

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to have people that are ten times more

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racist point their finger at you

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and shake their finger. You're supposed to

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piss your pants and bow down to them.

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At some point Alex is going to need to get really

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specific and point out what he agrees

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and disagrees with Nick about.

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It doesn't seem like they have much of a disagreement

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except about whether or not Alex's charades

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are getting ineffective and tired.

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And the longer that

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he keeps associating with Nick

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the more severe the problem

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that Owen

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is highlighting.

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We're going...

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We can't all exist in the same room

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together. Alex

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is going to be the one who comes

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up short in

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that.

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The thing that makes me

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or the thing that this

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makes me think of is Alex

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in the depositions.

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At Alex's core

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he's not at fault.

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It's not Alex's fault.

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At his very core.

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What he wants is for somebody else

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to say it's okay to be a

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Nazi. Because he can't choose

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for himself to just be a Nazi.

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Otherwise that makes it his fault.

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He can't be

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responsible for his own actions.

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He has to have

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Nick drag him along.

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Nick is his daddy now.

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It's funny to hear Alex pretending

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to have some kind of principled disagreement with a

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Nazi while he's sporting a Hitler mustache.

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I think that clip contains

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the perfect image of what's going on here.

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PC shit holds no

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power in their media space anymore and

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Alex doesn't know what to do.

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He thinks he can be transgressive and shock

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people with a Hitler mustache but does anyone

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really care at this point?

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Some outlets are probably going to run headlines making

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fun of him but is there anything past

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that response he can get out of anyone

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at this point? I don't know.

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If the old regime of

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PC culture still existed then maybe

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this would be a dangerous thing for

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Alex to do. And he could use the opportunity

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to make an important point. But he's

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worn out his welcome as a shocking public

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figure so this just has no juice to it.

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It lays flat. A lifeless

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mustache on his lip.

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And instead of embodying some kind of satirical

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character that's making a comment about Hitler

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Alex is just himself

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but with a Hitler mustache.

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If Alex with a Hitler mustache defending

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Nick Fuentes' antisemitism is necessary

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because white people

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are under attack. If that's what's going on

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that's what's going on.

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And when you see it you take in

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the totality of this site and

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unfortunately you realize that it's not that shocking after

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all. This display is not shocking.

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No. He meant to

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do this as some kind of a

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social experiment but he was

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the one who

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unfortunately

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was being experimented on.

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Yeah. Weird.

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What a weird, weird

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inability to think

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that this man has. And then

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to watch the

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gears churn

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horribly rusted

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and unused for decades

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to be like, you know

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what? I'll wear a Hitler mustache

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and say that white people are under attack

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because I am anti-Hitler.

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Wow man.

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Proud of you.

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Okay. Alright.

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Great. So when you chose to

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embody Hitler

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you started out being like

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ha ha ha. Hitler says you should

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vote for Gavin Newsom. But then

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as time goes on you're like

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white people are always under attack

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from other races. Specifically

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a certain kind of race. We should

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definitely eradicate said certain kind

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of race. What a weird thing for me to

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think right now. Huh.

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Yeah. Satire. Satire.

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So the left

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you know they've gone full Nazi. Sure.

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In the past decade or so. Sure. Why not?

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I'm a very fair person. So fair.

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And the left in the last really decade has

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gone full Hitler.

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In that full

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Hitler's full racial

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our group's the best. Everybody else is scum.

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Everybody else is subhuman. We can do whatever

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we want.

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And

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because we can dominate somebody means

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we have a right to do it.

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Well

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the left comes in and says white people and

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capitalism are evil.

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Everybody wants to get into those countries

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where there's some vestiges of that because it's

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it's

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a powerful culture. It's superior

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in many ways.

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But

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that's the elite manipulating that because they want

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to bring down any middle class or

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any vestiges of due process

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that resides in the west. The ideas

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of the west are the antidote

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to the ideas of the transhumanist

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globalist ultra eugenicist.

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This is a complete idiot just throwing

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out words knowing that his audience has no

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interest in following formed thoughts.

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They're watching a 50 year old man in a

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Hitler mustache so their standards can't be

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high. So Alex is saying that the

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left has gone full Hitler in the past decade

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because they've made it all racial. And the way

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that they've made it all racial is by being anti

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white and anti capitalist.

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Capitalist isn't a race but whatever.

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The left says white people and capitalism

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are evil which Alex says can't be

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true because everyone wants to get into white

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capitalist countries because they're culturally

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superior. I'm just gonna

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go ahead and put a little check in my box here

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that says guy with Hitler mustache

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expounds on how white countries are culturally

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superior. We're almost at bingo.

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So the elites are trying

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to make everyone anti white and anti

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capitalist because that's how they're going

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to get rid of the middle class.

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But what they're really doing is they're going

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after the middle class because then

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that allows them to get rid of due process?

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Sure. What?

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Sure. If I'm following Alex's train

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of thought then the left has gone full Hitler

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in the past 10 years or so in order to destroy

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the middle class in service of making

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it so you don't have a right to go to court if

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you're accused of a crime. Yeah.

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This is just rambling and ultimately

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what's underneath all the big facade

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here is a guy who's just screaming about

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how white people are under attack.

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He's a white supremacy spokesman with a mustache

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that he doesn't have the balls to admit

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isn't ironic. That's

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the whole spectacle here. Yeah.

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No well. Yeah.

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Yeah it's always interesting whenever

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they make it a class thing but

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leave out classes.

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Like oh it's all about the middle class. Well what about

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the other class?

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Nah you don't want to

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Whoa whoa whoa we're not associating

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with those people.

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Yeah. So Bill

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Bill Gates he's

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Hitler like. Sure.

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Yeah. Why not? Everyone. He wears a

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pink sweater. He's white and that's apparently the

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rules now. Yeah.

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Bill Gates' father took over

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the foundation of IBM

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that got the highest award from

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Hitler to carry out covert

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depopulation eugenics

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operations. Look it up. It's known.

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The real name of the Bill and Melinda Gates

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Foundation is the World Population Foundation

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World Population Control Foundation.

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The video is them giving each other awards for it.

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Alex is a 50 year old man in a

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Hitler mustache complaining about Bill Gates

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citing a fake piece of information that he

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saw in a Twitter meme.

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This is just pathetic.

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If

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I want the person

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who's been on air for

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30 years who's decided

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to do a fucking show in a Hitler mustache

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to bring the heat.

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You know?

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I would prefer it to be like

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quality product. Sure.

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And it's just not.

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No. No I mean it's a

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strange content choice to go

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with I'm gonna look like Hitler

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and then tell everybody who is worse than

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Hitler but during said

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this guy's worse than Hitler

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I'm also going to advocate for the eradication

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of non-white peoples. Well

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I'm at least gonna be neutral on

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it. Yeah.

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So Bill Gates

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he slips up

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sometimes. Sure. You know? And he says

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that he wants to depopulate people. Sure.

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Now while talking about this Alex kind of

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slips up and says. He wants to

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depopulate some people? Well he says something

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a little weird.

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So but he's all oh I'm liberal

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oh god don't eat beefy bugs oh god

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take my shots oh.

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But sometimes he slips up.

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Our biggest problem is African

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overpopulation. We need to get vaccines

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in them so there's less people.

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And then the crowd of rich white people half of them

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Jewish you know at the

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Ted Talk all clap.

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The reason I mention the Jewish thing is

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You're Hitler! My dad's

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um

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the professor that he was under for the time he was

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14, 15, 16 you know he was in high school

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already at UT for you know gifted program

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was uh professor

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Spear

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and he was Jewish head of the body department

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and they had the six best

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students out of the class and after he was there

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a few years they did the testing and he calls my dad

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in. They were friends they went to dinner hung out

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you know all of it went to his

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house and he finally says David

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I'm Jewish you know that

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but he said

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and he had him in like in his area

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with the butterflies and

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plants you know

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on his house he goes but just like

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breeding with plants and butterflies and all this you know

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I'm Jewish

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and we don't believe in Hitler's form of eugenics but

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we are going to carry out eugenics

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and we do need to depopulate people

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and my dad didn't tell me this until he saw

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Endgame 17, 18 years ago

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he comes in we're going to battle for Charlotte

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she was like three years old then

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I'll tell you how long ago she's 21 now yeah 17, 18

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years ago my mother watches

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most of Endgame it wasn't done yet

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she goes David this can't all be true

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because it's all the quotes

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he goes no Carol it is

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so we get in the car around the 20 minutes

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and he's sitting there in the passenger

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seat there in the back and he

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just spills his guts on all this stuff

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and again

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this was widespread this is what goes

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on so let's let's

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just get this straight. So I

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got to say I don't think that Alex saved the ship

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there. He was talking about people

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applauding Bill Gates talking about depopulating

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Africa at a Ted Talk and half of the people

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there were Jewish. It's very

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obvious what Alex was saying there so in order

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to distract away from that he has to come up with

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another reason to have brought up Jewish

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people. I think he realizes

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that he's currently wearing a Hitler mustache

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and the stakes are high

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he comes up with a story about his dad's

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professor Erwin Speer who

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it's meant to create the image of another

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high placed individual in the grand

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conspiracy who's Jewish.

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This doesn't actually help Alex with

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the problem that he's created for himself where

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he's pitching an anti-Semitic conspiracy

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with a Hitler mustache on his face

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so he just starts rambling about how his dad

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never told him about being recruited by the globalists

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until after he saw Endgame.

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Yeah. I

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this is trash work. I can

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see how that kind of level of

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parenting has trickled down. I

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strongly doubt that Alex has a good

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communication

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thing. Whoa.

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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. I just had a thought.

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What's that?

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You know how Alex

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makes everything about himself. Sure.

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What if

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somebody who's maybe

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older than Alex

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did that to Alex

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his entire childhood over and over and over

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certainly but I mean I

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also I yeah I mean obviously

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but I mean

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in terms of this kind of stuff. Yeah.

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Like you know obviously his dad was a

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John Birch Society type weirdo

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and on those roads and

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that influenced Alex to go down this path

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but Alex like he has the

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successes that he has and now his dad

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wants to make his son's successes

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about himself so he's creating this

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backstory of like I was

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lured in by the professor at the

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college and that becomes a feedback thing

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for Alex. Yep.

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It's cause it's really all about me. I saw your

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movie end game and I'm gonna

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tell you why I already knew all of that

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stuff and why what you did was really

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just wasted all of my time. Right. You just confirmed

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all the things that I believed. Plugging again.

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Plugging again. Is that what you're doing? Great.

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Isn't this dark?

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Man the sins of the

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father you know. You know what I'm saying?

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One of those one of those things.

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I just don't know what to do with it.

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I mean it makes sense that

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these men would continually

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create more of these men.

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Yeah. So you

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know the Nazi is bad.

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Sure. Except for

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see here's the thing about when you do

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something like that where you go half of whom are Jewish

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you wink at the camera cause you got a Hitler

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mustache on and then it's a joke.

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Then it's like a little

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see I'm being the guy.

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I'm being the little ahhh.

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It's real tough to

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try and figure out where your sincerity

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falls. It's not a good

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idea to then tell a story

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about how the conspiracy is

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real because there are Jews.

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Who

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are trying to lure the

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smartest youth into their depopulation

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program. Yes. Yeah. Yep.

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Yep. Oh well. What you gonna do?

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So the Nazi's after World War II

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they went to the Nuremberg trials.

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Right. And they got the

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scolding. They got the business.

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And so Alex talks a little bit about this.

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And I think he's stupid.

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It's not that we got a bunch of

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Nazi's after World War II and they infected

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us. In the Nuremberg

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trials their

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main defense was Margaret Sanger

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and Thomas

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Watson of IBM and all the

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training they got in England and the

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United States and that

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they were simply carrying out their own

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operation for racial hygiene.

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So that's my point is

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that this is what

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Benjamin Netanyahu believes.

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And he believes they're the superior

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master race. The Germans were like

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oh yeah we are.

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The British were like well we are over

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here and Hitler thought they were the best actually.

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He thought the Brits for whatever reason were the

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Scots were the Uber

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Aryan. Read his writings.

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That's why he hated and cried

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when he had to bomb England. Literally.

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Literally. So fun fact the

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Nuremberg trials project is an online

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portal created by the Harvard Law School

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that maintains over a million pages worth

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of documentation about the trials that

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happened after World War II. You might

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be surprised to learn that Margaret Sanger is

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not mentioned once in any of those documents

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and neither is Thomas Watson

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because they weren't the main defense

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that Nazi's had when they were faced with

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their crimes. There was the

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whole just following orders thing

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though. The thing that has come to be

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called the Nuremberg defense.

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That came up quite a bit.

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Alex doesn't know shit about history but he likes

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to imagine himself in other people's

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shoes. So a lot of the time when you hear

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him talking about history he's just telling

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a story about himself. If

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he were a Nazi being tried at Nuremberg

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he'd start yelling about Margaret Sanger and

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Thomas Watson. So therefore it must

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have been the most common defense.

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Alex is the smartest and most normal

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person in the world so the choices he would make

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must be the ones that all these people would make too.

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And what he fails to recognize

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is that like bringing

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up stuff like

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Margaret Sanger

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that's Nazi propaganda

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that has been a part of his world

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that right wing world for a very

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long time. It's

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ways that this

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apologia has been

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designed to make it look like, hey the Nazis

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aren't all so bad. They were

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doing things that everyone was doing.

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Oh man.

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A lot of that is shit that he

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thinks is history but it's actually

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just stuff he probably read in

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really fucked up pamphlets his dad had.

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Probably. I wonder if

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in like 15 years

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when we start printing new history books

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we'll kind of update things and be like

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dude the Nuremberg defense

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was totally a reasonable defense.

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I think we shouldn't have judged them so harshly.

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This is a terrible thing to be like

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who among us is not

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followed orders given by the Trump

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administration? Come on.

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I think a lot of people are going to lobby for that.

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It's going to be a very popular defense I imagine.

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Yeah. So everyone

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thinks that they're like the master race

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right? Sure. Like Alex is talking. I don't think

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anybody should think that but that's fine.

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No.

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Nope. Alright.

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But look. The issue

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is that everybody kind of does.

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Okay. But they're all wrong.

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Except one. Okay. Nope

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nah.

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See there we go. Similar than the Chinese.

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They're the oldest culture.

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6,000

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years continual.

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Really tens of thousands but

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and

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they're lockstep

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and they believe they're the

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master race publicly.

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The Japanese believe they are the master race.

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Until World War

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II and they're so honorable they said no

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we are no longer the master race.

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Because of honor.

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It's the American spirit. You're the master race.

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They're all hierarchical with them.

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Boof. And so this is how the whole

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world works. Every group thinks they're the master

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race. Mexicans

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you know that are from Mexico waving their Mexican flags.

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They think they're the best. It's what humans do.

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But you have to then actually ask

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who has produced the most stuff?

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Who has produced the most literature, art, culture, science?

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Well you can't argue that the West

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in every way has been superior.

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Run the numbers.

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Jesus Christ. He's doing this

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with a Hitler mustache on his face.

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Fucking ridiculous.

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And that's not satire.

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That's him expressing an opinion.

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Regular ass talking. That's him

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having forgotten that he's got a Hitler mustache

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on his face. Just being like

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I'm gonna do my regular show.

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I'm gonna talk to you about how everybody thinks they're

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the master race but we actually are.

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You know it is

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it is

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it is

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let me do it this way.

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I will say there is a master race.

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And it is a race of people who don't say stuff like

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everybody thinks they're the master race.

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That's creepy.

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No. It's fine.

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I'm floored by

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this presentation.

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I don't know.

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I try to extend the greatest

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amount of charity for satire.

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It's just not there though.

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No. This is confused.

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This is like

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an identity crisis.

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This is Alex feeling

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able to say some of this stuff.

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Yeah. More freely. Absolutely.

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Um

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almost as if the Hitler mustache

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is a comfort blanket. I mean

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it definitely started

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him down a road that he

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wanted to go down. Yeah.

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Yeah. So we got one last

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clip here and it's cause Alex announces

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that he's done talking about his mustache.

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And I was like well then I'm done with you

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for today cause that's

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Today's a mustache day. Yeah. That was all

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you had me for. Yeah.

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I'm done with the breakdown and

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the experiment of Hitler for today.

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I got all the huge news to hit and

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so much having gotten to. Women are now killing themselves

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in Thailand all the show it's safe. I'm not

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kidding. Pregnant women are killing themselves with their babies.

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Literally. Sounds true. Celebrating death.

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Ahhh.

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Sounds right. Talk about being a cult.

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But here's my breakdown

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this morning. I didn't do it in

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a German accent. I probably will do some stuff

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later today. But I explained

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why Hitler now endorses the Democratic Party

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here it is and we'll be right back.

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A lot of people

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say I'm a villain. So yeah

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he just plays the video we already watched.

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So there wasn't someone who died from taking

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Tylenol in the wake of Trump's historic

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and embarrassing announcement that it

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causes autism. But there was a person

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who posted a video on social media claiming

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that they were a nurse who had treated a

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patient who was pregnant who took a ton of Tylenol

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to spite Donald Trump.

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A woman named Nicole Sirotic

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originally posted quote got a frantic

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call at 4 AM from a husband who has

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given my phone number via someone who had it.

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His pregnant wife is now on

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a ventilator dying of liver failure trying

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to quote prove that Tylenol doesn't

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cause autism since this is trending

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on TikTok. This is

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an obviously fake story and honestly

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news outlets that reached out to this woman

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for comment asking for more details

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they're missing the point. This is lore

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it's not meant to be questioned.

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It's obvious bullshit like

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Tucker getting attacked by a demon. It's

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meant to be gobbled up by the in group and

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you asking questions about it ruins all of their

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fun. Incidentally

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Sirotic is the founder of America Frontline

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Nurses a group she founded

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after rising to viral popularity

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in the right wing media space with a video

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claiming that hospitals were killing COVID patients

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intentionally with Remdesivir back in 2020.

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Sounds like her. She's a piece of shit

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who's been spreading public health misinformation

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for years and her current behavior shouldn't

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be seen as anything other than that.

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She isn't interested in advancing health

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care or wellness. She's a potster

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who monetizes throwing grenades on social media

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and this idea

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of this person who took a bunch of

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Tylenol in order to stick it to Trump

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that's just what that's what it

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is. So this dipshit

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posts a fake story of a person taking too much

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Tylenol to prove to her husband that it doesn't cause

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autism and that gets passed along

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the chain to the point where now Alex is able

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to pretend that he has a basis to

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report that a bunch of pregnant people

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are committing suicide by O.D.

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on Tylenol just because Trump

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made them mad. And

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honestly it just it feels

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like rot. It feels like

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information rot.

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I think everybody's doing great. Everything's

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doing yeah. I think it plotted

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I think it plotted all around.

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Yeah. I mean

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when you've got a guy wearing a Hitler

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mustache. Saying the things that he's

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saying that are so insightful.

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It is

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it is interesting

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in a way because

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it is like a funhouse echo

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you know like the

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the ingredients

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are the same right. But you

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move them into a different pot

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and you get a different result. You know like

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he's saying Hitler shit he's saying

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literal direct one to

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one Hitler shit that Hitler

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said to get riled people up

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you know and then get him to do shit.

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But in this way it's like if

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Hitler was a clown at the same time.

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It's wild. If Hitler really

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wanted to sell pills and sell genocide. Yeah

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absolutely. And then the whole regime

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was like this got out of hand. I was just trying

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to sell some methylene blue. Yeah.

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You know I really wanted to sell methylene blue.

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If a genocide happens it happens.

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I'm neutral on it.

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Frankly fewer people

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to sell to but you know what you go where the

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money is. Yeah but I think

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Alex has made it. Is it methylene blue

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or I think that might be the one that's like

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if you have to. It's too

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strong. It really only works with

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Germanic stock or something

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like that. Oh my god. There's some product

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that he sells that's like telomeres

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or something in here. Whiteys. Whiteys

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only.

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Yeah so I have a little bit of a theory

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about this publicity stock.

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And one part of it is I think

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that he's trying to figure out like his place

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now that Owen's gone

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Owen's clearly going to try and lean

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into a closer to

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the anti-Semites. Sure.

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But also he's not

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good. It's not going to work. Yeah he sucks.

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Nick is

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too dangerous of a proposition

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for Alex. Yeah.

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It's a really strange place that he's put

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himself in. And

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I don't think he knows how to navigate it.

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And the best that he can come up with is something

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like this. Yeah. The second

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piece is that he

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Alex has been promoting

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the idea that

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Ed Martin the

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the pardon

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lawyer for Trump's DOJ

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and the weaponization task force

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he's been promoting

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that they are investigating

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like some of the

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Sandy Hook plaintiffs. Right.

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And going to like overturn

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Alex's case. Of course. And all this.

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So Alex has been

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pushing that a bit.

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And then Ed Martin came out and said

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no we're not.

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And it was really embarrassing for

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Alex. Yeah. And I think that he needed to change

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the subject really hard.

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Okay. So I think the Hitler

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mustache might have

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been some

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a play to the Nazi crowd

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and some a little bit of

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dipping the toes in the water swirling it around.

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Right. But also he needed

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something really major

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to take the attention away from

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like a

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big fuck up. Okay. So then

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how about we do this. We do

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two weeks ago

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we get the same story.

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Alex, Sean

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they're meeting. Alex goes

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oh no. Sean's like hey

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that mustache looks stupid. You know what

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you should do? A Hitler mustache.

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Does Alex say no?

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Well I wonder

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if that even happened.

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I mean

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Sean verifies it. So I've got

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a first hand account. I don't trust

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Sean. That's fair. But I feel like

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Sean doesn't have any reason to lie.

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He's just going on a hike. Or not.

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Well he thinks that Alex's video is the

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funniest fucking thing that's ever been done. Exactly.

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So his judgement is in question.

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Yeah. But like no I think

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that Alex wouldn't do this

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unless there was a need.

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Right. There was a need for

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like and it's not

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just a need for attention

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because this kind of

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publicity stunt is

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so desperate and so

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off putting that like

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I think that

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I think you would need to

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be backed into a certain kind of

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corner and I think the kind of corner that

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is like Ed Martin

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who's my guy in the White House

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is saying no

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I'm not investigating

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the Sandy Hook plaintiffs

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criminally on Alex Jones' behalf.

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I think that's the kind of shit he

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would need to like hit a hard

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reset button on. Or a hard

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shave. Yeah I mean I

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okay if we're watching the movie of this

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right if we're watching the traditional

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biopic

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like VH1

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style this moment

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where he puts the Hitler mustache on

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that is the rock bottom montage

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that's the montage where

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he's going down and it was like he was

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going up and then all the drugs start

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happening and then he starts taking

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like oh I'm gonna advertise

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for pig shitfaces

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and then he's down in a Hitler

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mustache. Yeah no it should be

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but it's not. No. There's no bottom.

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No. Nope.

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Let's see how far down we can go.

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So much further I'm sure.

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Probably. Further down

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than Alex with a fucking Hitler

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mustache talking about how whites

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are secretly. I mean. And

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statistically

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the master race. I mean

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that's the statistic part

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is the number one Hitler thing.

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That's the number one thing. So

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I think that the big tell too is

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that he shaves the next day. Yeah. You know

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like that to me was like oh

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no buddy. Maybe a little

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too Hitler. Oh no it

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didn't work. Oh no wait

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oh I think I know what happened.

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James Comey got indicted

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and so Alex was gonna be able to have good

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guests on the show like Mike Flynn

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and all them and they're like we're not coming on with you

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have a fucking Hitler. No no no no

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no no no no no no. I bet Roger Stone

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is like I'm not coming on the show with you in a Hitler

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mustache. Absolutely not. Nope.

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I bet that's actually what happened. Oh

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James Comey you've got a Hitler mustache.

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Yeah. Shave that off. Yeah don't

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I'm not going to appear with you like this.

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What is an indictment whenever you've got that dumb

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mustache on your dumb face. Yeah.

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Poke. Anyway. Yep. We'll be back.

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Yes. With another episode.

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Post mustache.

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But until then we have a website.

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Indeed we do. It's knowledgefight.com.

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Yep we'll be back. But until then I'm Neo.

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I'm Leo. I'm DZXClark. I am the mysterious

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professor. Woo yeah.

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Woo yeah woo.

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And now here comes the sax robot.

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Andy in Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding.

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Hello Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work. I love you.