432: May 10-11, 2020

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Today, Dan and Jordan discuss how the week began on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex gets freaked out by bill numbers he thinks are satanic, falls for an internet hoax about New Guinea, and gets intensely hung up on the idea of men wearing pink.

Tidbits

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• Sweden gives free bus rides for implantable chips
• Netanyahu wants to chip you
• Alex explains Viking funerals
• Alex decides to go back to Seth Rich for some reason
• Ty Clevinger's claims about Seth Rich
• The House is pushing the bill of the beast
• Tanzanian president is a top biologist
• Goat, quail and papaya tested positive for covid 19
• John Magufuli background
• Alex wants to talk about meat packing plants
• Alex covers Ahmaud Arbery poorly
• Alex falls for covid 19 hoax video
• The term Guinea Pig comes from New Guinea
• Alex can't find his antivax studies any more
• Robert Kennedy Jr vaccine study
• TS Lewis wrote The Jungle
• Globalist Plan: One of the Bourne movies
• Alex believes in super soldiers
• TV desensitizes you to violence
• Alex's grandfather didn't like violence because he was in WWII
• We're all dead if we don't wake up... ad pivot
• Alex wears a pink sweater
• Bill Gates always wears pink sweaters
• Warren Buffett loves ice cream and launders drug money
• San Antonio outlaws "Chinese Virus"
• Alex downplays Katie Miller infection and CDC reopen report being buried
• Alex plays clip of Bill Gates saying he wants to kill children
• AG Barr is misquoted by Chuck Todd, Alex makes it about himself
• Mary McCord's op-ed on Mike Flynn
• Alex looks at Sweden's covid 19 stats, compares them to flu stats
• Alex is giving up and moving to a fortress
• Alex teases a surprise and doesn't deliver
• 60% off the 8 Pack Power Stack, which is 13 pills
• Caller: I check people in at a MRI clinic
• Caller: Fake James Madison quote is actually a fake Thomas Jefferson quote
• Alex reuses Sandy Hook talking points
• Guest: David Icke
• David: You can't get immunity if there's no virus
• Alex makes David's point for him

References

• The Jungle by TS Lewis

Detailed Show Notes

Dan and Jordan discuss the beginning of the week on Alex Jones' show, which is pretty all over the place.

Topics covered include:

• Alex discusses a Swedish company that allows people who already have implanted microchips to use them to store train tickets. He views this as the same thing as Netanyahu saying that Israel should put geo-locating chips into all school-children as a part of reopening from Covid-19. They are not anywhere near similar.
• Alex has some erroneous ideas about Viking funerals, which actually come from movies. He also has some inaccurate beliefs about women in Viking communities.
• Alex tries to push warmed over Seth Rich conspiracies and pretends that they are new information, as opposed to long debunked garbage.
• Alex freaks out about House Resolution 6666, mostly because of the bill number. It doesn't appear that he's actually read it though.
• Alex erroneously claims that Tanzanian president John Magufuli is a "top biologist," and discusses his unproven claim to have tested a goat and a papaya for Covid-19. There's no evidence that he did this. Also, if Alex actually cares about press freedom, he should be super against Magufuli.
• Alex discusses the killing of Ahmad Arbury, poorly.
• Alex fell for a hoax video that was going around, purporting to show the aftermath of a Covid-19 vaccine trial in New Guinea. He never looked into the video, and reported a completely false story about it to his audience.
• Alex doesn't understand the phenomenon of hysterical strength
• Alex, though he is a noted military historian, is unaware that some Army uniforms used to be called "Pink and Greens."
• Alex lies about a city council resolution in San Antonio, pretending that they were going to arrest people who said "Chinese virus." This is not true.
• Alex completely exaggerates statistics about Swedish flu death numbers.
• Alex lies that the CDC is no longer recording flu cases or flu deaths. This is not true, flu counts and flu death counts are easy to find if you want to look, which Alex strangely hasn't done apparently.
• Alex's "8 Pack Power Stack" is the most confusing product he sells