391: January 22, 2020

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Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones is doing with the beginning of Trump's impeachment trial. In this installment, Alex gives up on covering the impeachment, attempts to launch a bird-brained conspiracy about the Coronavirus, and warns of shrinking genitals.

Tidbits

• Celine update
• Alex did a great job taking over the women's march
• Too many victories
• time to fear monger about the coronavirus
• Why Brazil hate Glenn Greenwald?
• Alex doesn't know Bolsonaro's name
• Alex isn't allowed to text
• CNN won't let anyone stream the impeachment
• Coronavirus ad pivot (First mention of COVID-19 on Knowledge Fight)
• Why are the Dems talking during their opening arguments?
• Owen Shroyer impeachment Man on the Street
• They want to put Owen in jail for disrupting the impeachment hearing
• Pirbright Institute coronavirus patents
• Qanon chicken vaccine from Jordan Sather
• Owen defense ad pivot
• Jerry Nadler is hot
• Alex gets mad, throws to Millie Weaver report
• Anti-Islamic Aesop Rocky rant
• Union of French Muslim Democrats
• Alex's True Story
• Muslims secretly mess with Alex's wife
• The vatican is converting to Islam
• There's too much news to cover
• We need a moratorium on immigration
• Why Greta no yell at China?
• Alex rationalizes atrazine restriction being loosened
• Atrazine will shrink your dick
• Message to Trump ad pivot
• Congenital means genitals
• Protect your dick with a water filter
• Alex's business model: Hegelian Dialectic
• Stealth coffee plug
• Impeachment realization

Notable Bits

• Alex's True Story