273: March 5-6, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how things are going in the world of Alex Jones in the present day. They mostly find some of the same old nonsense, but more importantly, they catch glimpse of a sign that Alex's days in business may be numbered.

Tidbits

• Alex is in the new studio and they're going to go 20 hours a day
• Alex wears a Stetson
• Paul Joseph Watson is in studio
• Main story: PORN!
• UK porn ban is an internet tax
• LGBTP narrative
• Muslims got out of a tolerance class
• Alex gets homophobic and transphobic
• Muslim child grooming gang
• Teaching kids about sexuality is the same as teaching them about fisting
• It's fun to suck dicks
• At least Muslims in the UK aren't pedophiles (because they're homophobic)
• Maybe Islam will liberate the UK
• At least Muslims stop molesting kids at 12
• AOC has meth mouth
• Alex figured out AOC is a front for Soros money
• Alex missed a production meeting so he has it on air
• Alex made Rogan's podcast big
• Alex's amount of research is too small for the size of the stacks he has
• Faith Goldy is interviewed
• Alex hits on Faith, she ignores him
• Huge homosexuality issue in the GOP, they're dating dems, the dems blackmail the GOP
• Alex talks about pillow biting
• Faith talks lizard people and demons
• Roger's gag order lets Alex control the narrative
• PJW shows up
• Good globalists get access to Infowars
• Alex signals to PJW not to step on the narrative
• Alex doesn't watch porn, but he knows about Debbie Does Dallas and New Wave Hookers
• Alex compares Dinesh D'souza to AOC
• Bernie Sanders impression
• PJW says AOC claims Falwell Jr said he wants to kill Muslims at CPAC, but the video wasn't filmed at CPAC!
• Alex says tranny
• Alex brings up the Michelle Obama is a transexual narrative
• Alex is super into Michelle Obama's dick
• Michelle Obama is apparently packing a huge dick
• Seriously Alex, stop talking about Michelle Obama's dick
• Emergency call from Tommy Robinson: Antifa is trying to send Tommy to prison
• Tommy showed up at Mike Stackberry's house because Mike said that Tommy had been showing up at people's houses
• Tommy livestreams at Mike's house, cops show up, Tommy leaves, Tommy comes back later
• Tommy slandered a 15 year old, got sued, attacked child
• People are arrested for erecting anti-immigrant crosses (Alex is wrong about this)
• Why is PJW in studio? To announce that he's leaving InfoWars to start his own network
• Laura Loomer is the best journalist
• Is Alex giving up?

Notable Bits

• Bernie Sanders impression

References

• Quillian Report