270: The Rogan Return

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Today, Dan and Jordan don't want to do it, but they discuss Alex Jones' recent appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast. Most of the conversation is about how Alex is a mentally unwell person, but a fair amount is also about how Joe is incredibly stupid and allows Alex to lie to him a bunch. Oh well.

Tidbits

• Alex has a normal one
• Alex drinks "apple juice" (Tito's Vodka) and "tobacco" (weed)
• Alex lies about Sandy Hook
• Alex talks about human-animal hybrids and spider goats
• New Sandy Hook Conspiracy: MSM claimed Alex said Sandy Hook was a false flag, so people thought it was actually a false flag against Alex, so Sandy Hook WAS a false flag
• Alex riffs on the future, 5G wiping your mind, and robot kill squads
• Major General Generals take ayahuasca to talk to aliens
• Sleep apnea and getting choked out are basically DMT
• Alex is just trying to co-opt Joe's audience to get exposure
• David Jones is insane and made tooth cyborgs
• Ralph Northam exposed later term abortions as a baby organ harvesting scheme
• Alex hooked up with a satanic family, may have had to kill his dog
• Alex gets racist about native Americans
• Mexico is a mind control lab
• Native Americans are basically Chinese
• Asians are battle robots
• Alex and Joe talk Soros
• Alex backs down slightly after Joe calls Alex out
• Eddie winds Alex up
• Alex's sexual history is fucked up
• Alex's grandfather knew Wernher Von Braun
• Alex's family are Ubermenschen
• NASA is the breakaway govt
• US merged with the British empire
• Germans were in contact with aliens in WWII
• Aliens want blood
• Ghosts are in us
• Bill Gates kills people for 5 minutes to talk to aliens
• Greys are biological androids
• Elites are in a cult worshiping clockwork elves
• Steve Pieczenik likely told Alex to call Sandy Hook a false flag
• Consciousness is a comet, evil is the tail for god to test you with
• Alex is psychic with regards to women dropping jars of pickles
• God doesn't know where god comes from
• Alex claims he was ready to quit prior to 2015 (lies)
• Alex is tired of his identity being tied to Donald Trump
• Alex doesn't realize Eddie is Mexican
• Alex lies about a fight at 13 where he got hit with a piledriver and had to fight the guy's entire family
• Alex admits to being brain damaged
• Alex admits to getting a high off of smashing people into concrete
• Alex probably should have gone to the hospital after that fight
• Alex and his friends choked each other out
• Alex relived past lives
• Alex talks about trans issues poorly

Notable Bits

• Alex talks about killing dogs

References

• Why The Future Doesn't Need Us by Bill Joy