Transcript/Re-Release: January 27, 2016
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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.
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Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.
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I love you.
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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.
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I'm Jarden.
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We're a couple dudes, like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
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That's what we do, Dan, is there a hook to that?
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There is, there's a hook, and that is that I know a lot about Alex Jones.
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I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
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Indeed, that is the hook.
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Also, just because we gotta say it up top.
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Gotta.
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This Saturday we will be live.
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You have to listen to this plug.
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Yep.
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Or you won't get the rest of the show.
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You can turn it off now, but you won't get the rest of the show.
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And let me tell you, today, sit through this plug happily, because I got some fucked up stuff to play for you.
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That Alex Jones said deep in the past.
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That's how good we are at advertising.
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Guys, hold tight, we're gonna plug, just ignore this part.
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Please don't.
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And then you'll get to the, no no, don't worry about this plug, we gotta do it, but just ignore it.
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Just, this isn't for you.
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We'll be at the Playground Theater January 20th at 1030pm.
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Tickets still available?
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I don't know, they're going fast.
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You can get tickets at playgroundtheater.com slash knowledge dash fight, is that right?
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I think it might just be playground.com.
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You know what?
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Theplayground.com, who cares?
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Hell if I know.
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This, again, we're bad at this.
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We'll tweet out the link.
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Anyway, we'll be live, it'll be a great time, we'll have a lot of fun.
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I'm still not entirely sure what episode of Alex Jones we'll be covering.
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That is still up in the air to a certain degree.
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Yeah, it's theplaygroundtheater.com slash shows slash knowledge dash fight.
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Yes.
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That's a lot to get through, just go to theplaygroundtheater.com and figure it out.
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Right.
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Sooner or later you'll be able to buy tickets.
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Novelty beverage today is, it's becoming pretty habitual at this point.
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Arnold Palmer.
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This time we're going with light, which is a third less calories.
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The zero calories, which we have been drinking a bit in the past.
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Apparently they have four different types.
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Yeah.
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Regular, one third less calories, two thirds less calories, zero calories.
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Dude, they also got a strawberry one too.
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Do they?
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Yeah, it's pretty good.
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How many calories?
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Tons.
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So much.
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It's a lot.
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Almost as many sugars as that one bullshit we drank that last time.
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No, not nearly that much.
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Not a mystic level.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But something that's mystical in terms of their allure to me is our-
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The rap hero mystical.
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No, he's not a hero.
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He is a horrible dude.
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I'm sorry, what?
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He went to prison for aggravated sexual assault.
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Okay, well then fuck mystical.
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Yeah, mystical.
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I take all of that back forever.
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It really gave a very different feel to that one line of his.
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It was like, I came in with my dick in my hand.
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Be cool.
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Yeah, no, that's-
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Not good.
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No, that's describing the crime you just committed.
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Exactly.
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But, look, I'd like to give a shout out to our donors.
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No way to pivot out of that one.
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Jesus.
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Jordan, what the hell?
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I'm sorry, I'm tearing it down.
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I'd like to give a shout out to our new donators.
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What's up out there, Hannah?
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Thanks for becoming a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you so much.
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Thank you so much, Hannah.
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We appreciate it.
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You should tell this to your sisters.
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Oh boy.
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I'd like to also give a shout out to-
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Hold on.
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I get it.
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To your sisters.
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Okay, I'd like to also say thank you very much and congratulations to a new globalist out there.
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Oh shit!
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What's up out there, John H.?
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Four stars.
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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
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Someone, someone, sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
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Daddy shark!
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Bum bum, bum bum bum.
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We really appreciate it so much.
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Thank you.
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God, I, look, I don't, this isn't about money anymore.
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Right.
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I just want to have one episode where like ten different people decide to become globalists
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and we just play that forever and then we just end the show.
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That would end up, it's nine seconds long.
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Yeah, I would be fine with that.
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I would be fine with that.
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We do appreciate it so much and in addition to, like as if I needed more work to do for this show,
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in addition to the live show that we're putting together, we're well on our way towards making that goal.
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Oh really?
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Yes, we are on pace to make the goal which will force us to start doing the documentary coverage.
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Guys, we did not believe in you.
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We appreciate it very much.
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Dan, this was a bluff and you guys have called it.
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Thank you.
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If we reach our goal, which I believe we're 60% of the way to at this point,
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by February 1st we will begin breaking down Alex Jones' documentary, Endgame,
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which will be a disaster for my sanity and my sleep schedule.
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I'll be fine.
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My sanity, as I pronounce very weirdly.
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So, Jordan, today.
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Yes, today.
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On the show. On the broadcast.
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Alright, if you had the plug paused, now is the time to start it.
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Right.
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Today, Jordan, as we mentioned on the last show.
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Yes.
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We got together this weekend and tried to compile a list of potential things to cover
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for our live show Saturday, Playground Theater, 10.30pm, January 20th.
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Right?
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Yeah.
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We came up with the list.
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Included on that list was the day Ratzinger, the old pope, stepped down.
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Which seems like a great day.
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I think that would have been amazing.
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Turns out Alex Jones was on a week-long vacation when that happened.
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Motherfucker.
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And there was a guest host.
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So that episode doesn't work.
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Well, he was actually voting for the new pope.
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I don't know if you knew this or not, Alex Jones is a cardinal in the Catholic Church.
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That could be it.
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That might have explained it.
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Yep.
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Another one was the leap year in 2012.
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Right.
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How's he going to play on his leap year?
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Yeah.
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He might get weird about that, about the calendar and overages and shortages.
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That's the type of Alex Jones that we like to deal with.
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Absolutely.
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He's just the guy who's like, leap years are globalist plot.
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I'm in.
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I'm in.
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Absolutely.
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That would be amazing.
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Yeah.
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Unfortunately, I went back to that day and he's just saying, Ron Paul could still win.
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He's in Louisiana broadcasting from a hotel room.
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It's terrible.
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It's an awful show.
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That's great.
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I'm a big fan.
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Very, very boring.
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Yeah.
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And so I went through a bunch of these possibilities and they're just nothing.
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They're no good.
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But one of them stuck out in my mind.
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That is like, this is going to be a good one.
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Yeah.
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Just not a live show.
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I listened to it and it turns out it is a good one.
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But we could not do this one live.
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Okay.
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And that is the day after Lavoie Finicum got shot by the police in that Oregon.
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Wait, was that the Oregon stand off?
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The Oregon Wildlife Preserve.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Okay.
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All right.
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All right.
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There we go.
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Because I knew Alex would be freaking out after that.
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You know what's a crazy coincidence?
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I have been bored at work, so I've just been listening to old dollops.
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I listened to that episode earlier today.
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It's a good episode.
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It's a good one.
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We probably won't get into the actual standoff all that much.
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I wouldn't understand why we would.
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We have to deal with it slightly briefly just because they get super racist about it.
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Of course.
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But at the same time.
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How could you not get racist about a bunch of weird, false, military white guys occupying a bird reserve?
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Right.
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Well, the way they get racist is really fascinating.
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Okay.
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And I'm excited to talk about it.
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What's more fascinating is Alex, I don't know what's going on, but he says a couple of things
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in this episode that are beyond the pale.
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I told you this before the show.
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Yeah.
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I stand by it.
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You have to look at Alex Jones completely differently after you hear a couple of the
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things he says on this episode.
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All right.
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All right.
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This episode will give some context to some of the beliefs he has.
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Okay.
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And where they come from and how stupid he is.
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Okay.
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We will do that.
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We'll get into that.
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I believe Orca should run this planet.
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Climate change is good.
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Well, that's actually the episode.
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I mean, you...
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Yeah.
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Nailed it.
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Yeah.
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You accidentally stumbled into it.
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All right, guys.
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Let's get out of here.
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Let's get it.
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Go.
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So where we're going to start today is at the beginning of the episode, Alex Jones is
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talking about how he doesn't want this to get hot.
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He doesn't want it to be a hot war.
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Right.
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Right?
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That's not...
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No, of course not.
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That's not what they're into.
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They're not into shooting.
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People at this preserve are amateurs and it should not...
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Yeah.
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There's probably feds and...
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Of course.
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It shouldn't get into a violent war now.
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Let's not do that.
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I'm glad you qualified it with the now part.
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Well, he's into that.
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But then also what he ends up saying after it is incredibly telling about his mentality
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and his personal feeling about his place in the world.
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This is some weird stuff to start out with.
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The Mormons are literal birds.
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I have put the energy for 21 years of someone willing to die, ready to die into an information
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war.
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But not that way.
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Fully ready to be shut up, fully ready to be put in prison, fully ready to be killed.
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But when it happens, I'll do my best if it happens to have it be just like the archetype
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of the martyr.
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If he says Martin Luther King Jr. is killing everybody.
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Lower my hands and let Darth Vader cut me right in half.
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Then I win.
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Then that death means something.
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Then that death is worth millions dying in a fight.
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But you have to build the consciousness.
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You have to build the system.
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You have to build the personality.
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You have to build the sacrifice and make the sacrifice great and make the sacrifice loved
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when it's destroyed.
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As they try to assassinate my character, as they try to kill my name, it's already a martyr
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level event which humans admire at a deep primitive level.
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So from the jump, we're getting this idea.
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First of all, he's trying to take the shine off Lavoie a little bit.
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It'd be like, I'm the real martyr.
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Come on, fuck that guy.
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Why don't you guys understand that for 20 years I've been building myself up as a martyr
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that no one will ever martyr.
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And I'm going to become a force ghost.
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Why don't you guys get this?
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I think that that's indicative of a real mental disorder.
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I think there's a narcissism in there.
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Oh, you think?
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A little bit of one.
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But the way he's saying it isn't like his standard manic thing that he gets whenever
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he gets into these hyper narcissistic bloviating sessions that he gets into.
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No, he believes this.
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This is a hundred percent a real thing he believes.
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I think, and especially as what we're going to get into, I think this is him externalizing
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a little bit of stuff that he generally keeps inside.
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And one of them is that, don't you guys understand?
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I'm going to be the hero.
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When they take me down, I will be the hero.
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He's creating a stage for himself to be what he sees himself to be in his own mind.
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That's fascinating because that's a very interesting psychology.
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He wants to die for the cause, but like, hold on now.
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He's making up a cause.
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Not now.
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Right, right, right.
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No, no, no.
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I will.
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Hold on now though.
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And when the time comes, I'm going to make sure I cheat it so I look like a victim.
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Which definitely is in line with all of his philosophies and what have you.
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So in this next clip, Alex Jones gets into how he believes that the Bundy group has been
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infiltrated, and there's feds and shit like that, and then says something that might be-
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The weird thing is I think he is right.
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He might be, I don't know.
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Like in the, like they all just got off.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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But the way he's saying it is like it's crawling with feds.
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Oh, okay.
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All right.
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And he's also saying that all those people who were dressed up like Uncle Sam and all
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that shit, they were feds.
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Trying to make those people look like assholes.
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All of the dildos?
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Yeah.
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Feds.
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Feds.
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Feds sent in those dildos.
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Oh yeah.
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But the Cards Against Humanity guy, he did send in that giant thing of-
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He's a fed.
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No, he's just a merry trickster.
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So the Bundy group has been infiltrated.
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And then he says, like I said, he says something at the middle to end of this clip that feels
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like code.
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The Bundys are not the operatives.
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You can listen to them, take one look at them.
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We know where they came from.
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They're good people.
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But they wouldn't have been the George Washingtons leading the fight.
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They would have been the guys in the trenches.
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They are not generals.
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Take them out.
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We don't need them.
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What he's saying, I mean-
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We don't need them.
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You take one good look at them, you know where they come from.
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They're good people.
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That's their white.
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Right, right, right.
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They're not generals.
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They're still trash.
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They're white trash.
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But that's not even what he's saying.
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He's talking about, he's calling himself the general.
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Yeah, no, of course.
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Without having to say it.
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We all knew.
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By denigrating them, even though they're ostensibly being way more active in the same goal that
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Alex has, he's saying, nah, nah, nah, nah, they're too dumb, they're whatever.
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I mean, can you really disagree with him?
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Not fully, nope.
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He does have a point.
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They are not generals.
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They are not generals.
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No.
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So now, at this point, this is where we start-
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They aren't even in the military.
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No, certainly not.
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They were lying about that.
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No.
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Oh yeah, that is true.
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They were.
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A lot of stolen valor.
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We're all marines.
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Yeah.
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No, you're not.
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So at this point, Jordan, and this is pretty early in the episode, Alex Jones starts to
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take a pivot away from talking about the Bundy's specifically and starting to talk about his
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understanding of government-
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And Ted Bundy.
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No, nope, doesn't get into them.
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Oh, okay.
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His understanding of government, his understanding of history, and this stuff, it's fucking wild
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stuff.
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Here's the first one where he talks about the intelligence community.
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There's different factions.
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There's at least seven factions we know of in the CIA.
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Three major factions in the NSA.
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Different administrations come in and try to create new factions or take over other
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ones.
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There's army versus CIA.
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There's Navy versus Army.
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That's a football game.
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So it's a gang war?
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There's the Marine Corps, standalone.
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Right.
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There's defense intelligence.
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Everybody's cool with the Marine Corps.
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He's describing departments.
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Everybody's cool with the Marine Corps.
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No, no, no.
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They're factions, Dan.
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They're factions that are always at war with each other.
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Let the man finish the clip.
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There's the big mega banks above it trying to control and manipulate it all.
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Then there's international factions.
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It's not just, let's go have a war with the feds.
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Let's have a start here like the Alamo.
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So that's what he's saying.
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There's these intelligence factions departments.
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And then he expands it without being specific in any way or even what he's talking about.
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And then there are corporations.
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There's international factions.
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Hey, come on.
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Yeah.
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The CIA is also overseas.
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Who knows?
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It could be anywhere.
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Now that's a little weird.
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Is it?
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Yeah.
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Because I would say for someone in Alex Jones's position, it behooves him to be more specific
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about what he's talking about.
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If there's seven factions in the CIA, come out with it.
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What are you talking about?
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What possible?
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Okay.
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Look, you're in the CIA.
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There's factions.
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How could there be seven different factions?
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There aren't enough ideological differences.
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Probably not.
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In the CIA, what is it like?
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I want more BLTs in the lunchroom.
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What kind of factions are we talking about?
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There's not even enough primary colors for them to all have different colored neckerchiefs
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for identification purposes.
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If you see the damn green neckerchief people and you're one of the orange, don't go over
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there.
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Do not set trip with the fucking factions of the CIA.
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They will fucking spy on you.
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Those guys are crazy.
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We're not even into that shit.
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We also know that there's only like 15% of them who do the killing.
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The rest of them are chicken necks.
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So you wouldn't have to worry about set tripping around the chicken necks.
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Not every faction is led by one of the guys who does the killing.
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It has to be.
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Mathematically, if it's 20%, who cares?
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Anyway...
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I think everybody does.
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This is the most important news of the day.
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No it's not.
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Maybe so far?
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Not the day, the show.
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But this next clip is profoundly fucked up.
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Put your mic down for this.
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And oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
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We're about to get a history lesson.
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Courtesy of Emmerich Jones.
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Let's have it start here like the Alamo.
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I just put that there so it's clear that there's no break.
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No break in the air.
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Long pause.
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You know that they planned with President Andrew Jackson in 1835, a year out what they
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did in Texas.
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You know they sent Colonel Travis, this is inside baseball but it's leaked out here and
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there but this is confirmed, down to the Alamo to fight 10 to 1 odds to die.
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To create a chain reaction to give birth to Texas because they were hardcore folks.
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They were Christians but they basically followed a Rosicrucian founding father basic cult deal
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where they really wanted to found the new Atlantis, they really wanted to build a new
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civilization based on human empowerment and they wanted to die in sacrifice against tyranny.
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They don't really make people like that anymore much do they?
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And they went and they basically planned it and they knew it and then Travis told the
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men you're all gonna die, step across the line and join me in history and they stepped
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across just like the 300.
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Long pause.
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They planned with Andrew Jackson an event similar to that.
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They didn't know exactly how it would go down a year before and then they found Travis who'd
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already won some battles and was a born leader to lead it and he wrote on that letter to
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my family when he left his son with the Ayers family, my mom's side and said take care of
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my little boy and then he wrote the other letter and said I'm not giving up victory
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or death.
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And they hoped to get reinforcements but they knew they weren't coming and they knew where
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they were going and they knew that they were coming to draw Santa Ana into the south so
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they could get ready in the east with the armies.
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With Sam Houston under the direct command of President Andrew Jackson in a covert action
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of the United States of America to take a third of Mexico.
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That's how you plan things.
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That's how you win.
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That's how you kick the British Empire's butt that nobody can stop.
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Real planning, real sacrifice, real long term commitment.
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Not ten guys in camo and three of them are, I mean.
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He's implying that at the end three of them are feds.
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So Jordan I want to ask you a couple questions.
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The first thing.
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Oh I can't, I don't have any questions for what, that was clearly self explanatory.
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Everything about that makes perfect sense.
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Do you know anything about Colonel Travis, Colonel William Travis?
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I don't but I'm of the opinion that anybody who winds up overrun by thousands of Mexican
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soldiers because he's bad at position probably didn't do so well.
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Well it's interesting that Alex is presenting this as this thing that's like a pincer move
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by Sam Houston and what have you.
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Sam Houston said hey blow up the Alamo and get out of San Antonio.
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That was his order that was ignored.
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Planned by Andrew Jackson.
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Right?
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Hickory.
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Andrew Jackson.
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Not only that Andrew Jackson planned to tell Houston to say that to Travis.
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So Travis would be like fuck you and do what he did.
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So covert action.
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At this point.
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Three factions of the CIA planned that.
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Seven of them.
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The four of them didn't even know.
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No four were red shirted in the action.
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So Jordan now I think is the most appropriate time ever to talk a little bit about Colonel
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William Travis.
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I've never heard that sentence before so clearly it must be true.
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I'm going to give you a bit of a history lesson that researching tickled the shit out of me
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today.
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I initially thought there's no way I'm going to be able to get this episode together in
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time to do it but I did and this is a fun story.
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So William Travis was born in 1809 in South Carolina.
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He was born in South Carolina.
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We're off to a bad start.
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And then after the War of 1812 his parents moved to Conica County in Alabama.
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Like a newly, there's a lot of frontiersmanship.
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Let's go somewhere worse.
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Right.
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His uncle Alexander founded a school in Sparta, Alabama which was a part of Conica County
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and so William got the chance to attend it and he was able to get an education.
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He'd go on to be a school teacher, a teacher's assistant at a different school where he taught
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for less than a year because he got the hots for one of his 16 year old students.
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Not good.
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Not good.
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And they started fucking.
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Yeah.
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So they ended up getting married.
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This is Alabama.
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They ended up getting married when she was 16 likely because he got her pregnant.
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And some time frame records show that she probably gave birth before they were married
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or at very least she was pregnant before the marriage.
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And back then that was not good.
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That was not done.
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Shotgun wedding.
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So at that point he decided I'm not going to teach anymore.
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And so he and his wife moved and he just started, he moved to a place called the Clarebourn.
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Clarebourn?
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Clarebourn.
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Clarebourn.
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That's a rough name.
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So he decided he was going to start studying law because back then that was really easy.
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True.
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They had four.
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As he was studying law he also started a newspaper called the Claybourn Herald, which did okay
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for a little while.
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Made a little bit of coin.
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But then it started to not make as much money and he had like, you know, I got to support
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my family.
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I have no idea.
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I'm not making enough from this paper.
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And the stress of running the paper got so bad to him that he kept fucking up the paper.
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He would print advertisements upside down.
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He would.
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I never learned to read.
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He would have ads going way past their expiration date in the paper and it just was a complete
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disaster.
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And in an event that would go on to mirror his future, this is a sentence that I wrote
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that I'm thrilled with, in an event that would mirror his future at the Alamo, he would ask
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for help with the paper but reinforcements were not coming.
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Oh, get out.
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But he did.
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Get out.
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He kept trying to get financial support and no one was helping him out and so he was just
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in a terrible place.
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In 1829, he passed his law exam, right?
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So at that point he borrows $55.37 to order, to start.
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Ten and a half million dollars in today's money.
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Totally.
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To start a law office.
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He also borrows $90 to cover his expenses with the Herald, right?
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Right.
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Unfortunately, he wasn't getting any clients for his law firm because no one needed a lawyer.
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It was a small fucking town.
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It was a small fucking area and they already had a lawyer.
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Where would we even go to trial?
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There ain't judges here.
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They already had a lawyer who was the guy who mentored him.
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And so like, we don't need another one.
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We already got this guy.
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And so he is just in a disastrous position where he has spent all this money, he's in
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debt and now he can't even make money doing law because no one cares.
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So he's getting nothing.
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He's just getting deeper and deeper into debt.
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And so he decides to buy a couple slaves in order to...
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Boy, that just, it could solve a lot of problems back then.
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Apparently.
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He buys two slaves in order to try and help out.
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I don't, what?
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But the irony of this is that feeding his slaves ended up pushing him deeper into debt.
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So I mean, silver lining, silver lining.
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It's just a tragedy of like everybody.
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Everybody is in tragedy.
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The wife is clearly not happy.
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She's, you know, living with this guy.
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Whoever's buying ads in his paper isn't happy.
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They're printed upside down.
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Not good.
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This guy, William Travis, is not fucking having a great time.
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And of course his slaves are not having a great time.
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The only person...
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He jumped out on his mentor and he tried to start a competing business.
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So his mentor's pissed too.
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And now it's interesting that you bring that up because he ended up having to stop practicing
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law because he wasn't making any money.
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So he got a cease and desist.
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By the time that he ended up...
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He signed a non-compete, which he realized immediately after he left was a very bad idea.
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By the time that he stopped practicing law, he had participated in six cases and he had
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made $4.
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All right.
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All right.
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His debt at the time was $834.
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Nice.
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Which is a lot back then.
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So the people he owed money to sued him.
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And one of the people was his mentor, the lawyer that he studied under.
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And in court, he tried to argue that his case should be dismissed because of infancy.
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But he was a bad lawyer.
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He'd only ever tried four cases before.
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So he didn't do well.
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Yeah.
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He said that because he was so young, it should be thrown out of court.
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That makes sense.
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And the court and all...
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That's like saying I'm too pretty.
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Somewhat.
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Everybody in attendance, everybody in the court just started laughing at him.
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It's recorded as a historical humiliation in court.
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Just everybody like, ha ha ha.
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You still owe me money, you little baby.
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That shit.
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So at that point, the court clerk issued an order for his arrest on March 31st, 1831.
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Right.
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So at this point, William...
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He hears about the Alamo.
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More or less.
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And he starts a little plan with Andrew Jackson.
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Nope.
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Nope.
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I feel like we're gonna get there.
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He hears about Texas, which is at that point a state in the Mexican Republic.
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Let's go somewhere worse.
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So he heard there's a lot of land for speculation and that a lot of people out there needed
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lawyers.
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Sure.
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And so he's like, oh fuck yeah.
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Do you speak Spanish?
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Fuck!
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And the other thing is, he has an order for his arrest.
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So he's gotta get out of Alabama.
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Yeah.
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But he'll figure that one out.
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He's a lawyer.
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Right.
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And he leaves his wife, who is now pregnant with his second child.
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Of course.
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And runs off to Texas, fleeing arrest.
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This is...
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Dodging arrest.
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The dumbest dude.
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Yeah.
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It's rough.
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This is spectacular.
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So he gets to Texas and he sets up a law practice in a city called Anhuac.
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I'm not sure if that's the correct pronunciation or whatever, but at that point he sets up
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a law practice.
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He starts a militia and they start agitating against the sovereign Mexican authorities.
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Why start a militia?
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You know what?
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I'll give it to this guy.
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Because they're white people around a lot of Mexicans.
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Always shooting for the stars.
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Absolutely.
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Always shooting for the stars.
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So through his actions and through his militia behaviors, he ends up getting arrested at
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one point and he ends up also being conscribed as a soldier and ordered to raise a company
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of men to support the situation in San Antonio, which was a situation that would end up being
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the Alamo.
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Right.
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Right?
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Let's get a quote here from an article on it.
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Travis considered disobeying his orders, writing to Henry Smith, then the governor.
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I am willing, nay anxious, to go to defense of Bexar.
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But sir, I'm unwilling to risk my reputation by going off into...
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I can't run this guy's reputation.
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I'm unwilling to risk my reputation by going off into the enemy's country with such little
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means.
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So few men and with them so badly equipped.
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This is from an article in Texas Monthly.
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Quote, Travis had sulked in camp waiting for Smith's reply, which never came.
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Eventually he had no choice but to trudge on to San Antonio.
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He had no military experience, was until recently an unsuccessful lawyer, and was now the lieutenant
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colonel in the Texas cavalry.
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It's so fucked up.
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This is...
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That is...
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Of course Alex Jones's family knows him.
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That's the same...
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That's the same shit that's Alex saying.
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Like, hey, I am going to be a hero.
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You look...
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I will go down to San Antonio.
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I will be your hero.
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You're getting ahead of it a little bit.
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But listen...
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You're getting the point, but you're a little ahead of it.
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Not yet.
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Not right now.
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Once we get to the end of this, the picture of proto Alex Jones will be complete.
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Alex Jones has very clearly based a lot of his personality on William Travis.
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There is no doubt about that.
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That makes sense.
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He is being a completely see-through, bumbling, self-motivated prick.
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So at this point, he is accidentally a lieutenant colonel in the Texas cavalry.
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Who does not become one?
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So Travis and James Bowie are the two men who are supposed to be in charge of the companies
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that are at the Alamo.
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One in charge of soldiers, one in charge of volunteers.
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And the other in charge of knives.
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Sure, sure.
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But unfortunately, pretty quickly, Bowie gets sick.
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And for all intents and purposes, Travis ends up being in charge of all of the people at
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the Alamo.
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He's in charge of the entire force.
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Hilarious.
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So at the end of this, Travis ends up dying in what is a hopeless war.
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Because he did only have like a hundred and something people there, and Santa Ana had
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a giant force.
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But just ten days before he died, he sent out the following letter.
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I'm just going to read you the letter that he wrote.
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Help!
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You're not far off.
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Okay.
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There are a number of letters that I've read of his also that predate this letter by like
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the weeks, couple weeks before it all goes down.
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Help?
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No, they're all just like, we need more people, send more armies.
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And then like three days later, another letter like, hey, it's rude for me to ask twice.
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That sort of shit.
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They're asking for armies like crazy.
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I'm surprised he isn't like, I'll fucking sue you guys.
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I will fucking sue you.
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You know I'm a lawyer.
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I'm going to put out a full page ad in the, oh no.
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So by this point, it's upside down, ten days before the end of everything, he ends up sending
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out this letter and it's at this point that he probably has to realize shit is not going
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to work out.
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Right.
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And so he writes this letter.
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Fellow citizens and compatriots, I am besieged by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under
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Santa Ana.
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I've sustained a continual bombardment and cannonade for 24 hours and have not lost a
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man.
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The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion.
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Otherwise the garrison is to be put to the sword if the fort is taken.
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I have answered the demand with a cannon shot and our flag still waves proudly from the
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walls.
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I shall never retreat or surrender.
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Bad move.
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Then I call on you in the name of liberty, of patriotism and everything dear to the American
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character to come to our aid with all dispatch.
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The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily and will no doubt increase to three or 4,000
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in four or five days.
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If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible and
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die like a soldier who never forgets what is due in his own honor and that of his country.
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And then in all caps, victory or death, William Barrett Travis.
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And so this letter goes out.
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I would not want to be in his company.
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This letter goes out and people get really fired up about it.
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And that's one of the big reasons why people have this image of remember the elbow.
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Is because of the like the pretty well written letter there.
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So this fucking idiot, this bumbling moron, this Mr. Magoo walking around through life,
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screwing up everything, writes a good letter and becomes a legend.
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Well now get this.
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Fuck!
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So this is also from that Texas Monthly article about him.
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They got his diary and they were reading over it.
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And there's one passage in it where he's setting out, this is like two years before he dies.
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I made love to my first man today.
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Ooh.
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You are so close.
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You are shockingly close.
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Of course.
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So there's a passage in his diary where he says like I was setting off for some city
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and it's the only time, you know, I had, there's so many bogs and shit I couldn't get through.
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It's the only time that I didn't follow through with my plan or whatever.
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It's along those lines.
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And so here's, I'm going to read to you from this Texas Monthly article that should bring
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everything into focus.
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Otherwise, other than that thing, that short anecdote, the diary is simply a daily log
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of his law practice and personal expenses, a document by an obsessive counter.
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He lists his shirts and socks and he lists his sexual adventures.
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Someone named Susanna is recorded as his 59th conquest.
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He was then 24.
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Talk about that in terms of Alex and his 150 women before he was 16 claims.
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Are we going to believe this asshole?
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I don't know.
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I don't buy it.
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I don't know.
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I don't even think he had that many shirts.
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It's boss.
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Let's start with that lie.
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So that brief underlined passage, the one about not turning back, is the only moment
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of personal assessment in the entire document.
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There is in those words Travis's unstated reproach of himself for letting nature dominate
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his intentions.
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He was a vain, moody man, idealistic and romantic.
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He worked hard by day and at night he gambled or consorted with prostitutes or sat alone
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reading Sir Walter Scott.
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He was brainy and ambitious and filled with passionate energy.
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He spent all his short life seeking out a stage upon which to play out his self-appointed
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destiny.
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The only thing he understood about himself was that he would not turn back.
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He wanted to be a hero and a patriot and he became a hero and a patriot.
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He wrote his famous letter from the Alamo proclaiming his new role and the world listened.
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He had with a few strokes of a pen made his dreams real.
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He had invented himself and invented Texas as well.
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That's Alex Jones.
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That's a hundred percent Alex Jones.
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Why is it that the dumb run everything?
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Isn't that amazing?
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Why?
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Why?
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How?
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Isn't that amazing?
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How does this asshole bumble up to legend?
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Well because of that great letter.
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He wrote a great letter and that was fucking it.
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The stakes were much lower back then.
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Well clearly.
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But then at the same time because of this weird sort of like the way we deal with military
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and stuff I mean even the eastern cultures do too like this bravery in the face of death
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makes a legend out of a man and that sort of thing.
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No no no I get it.
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I get it.
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But I mean this assessment rings so fucking true.
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The idea that all his life he was seeking out a stage on which to play out his self-appointed
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destiny.
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That's moody.
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That's stupid.
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That's Alex Jones' entire broadcast career.
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It goes back to the first clip where he's like I'm building myself up as a martyr.
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He has his self-appointed destiny that he is forcing his audience to play out with him.
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The only consolation we have from all of this is the knowledge that there's no way Alex
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could write a good letter.
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That's true.
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That's done.
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We don't have to worry about him becoming a legend because his words will stay on.
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It would just be words as shapes.
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Yeah yeah yeah.
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No no no.
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I'm sure if William Travis had a broadcast show and you just actually got to listen to
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the dumb shit he says he would not have become a legend.
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No he'd come in drunk.
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Yeah yeah yeah exactly.
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Talk about banging prostitutes and stuff.
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I mean it's just fascinating to me when I when I started to look into his history I
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was like this unlocks so much about Alex and the fact that nowhere in the historical record
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is there any indication that this was a year long plan of some Rosicrucian religious ceremony
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where they sacrificed themselves to create a new Atlantis.
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That stuff is all bullshit.
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That's all conspiracy bullshit that Alex has taken from unreputable sources and turned
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into part of his cosmology.
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Where would you get that?
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I don't know.
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Whose idea was that?
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We're actually going to find out I think.
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Oh okay.
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I think in a later clip.
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But yeah let's just jump back into it because this next clip is even more fucked up.
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If you thought that was fucked up.
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How could it not be?
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This one's real fucked up.
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Okay.
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You see this is all different religious orders folks battling each other over what controls
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America and you've got the dark side Luciferian 1776 copycat group that ran the French Revolution
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Adam Weishaupt trying to create a false Illuminati or the light liberty God and overtake it and
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George Washington wrote about this in at least nine different letters before he died.
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Probably poisoned.
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We know they bled him to death because he was getting ready to lead a movement in the
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Masonic order to kick the devil worshipping Illuminati out of it that was trying to take
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it over.
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I mean you want to know the big secrets folks this is it and it's there in history.
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Where?
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In there and given down through lore.
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Boom.
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Lore.
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Right there.
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Right.
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Right fucking there.
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It's given down in lore.
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Alex is basically believing oral tradition as literal history.
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Yeah.
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I well believe everything that happened in the Iliad really happened.
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I'm sure everything in the Odyssey really happened.
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I imagine anything that the Burt Soloritza's of the Basque Country say and they tell down
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from history it's that's fucked up.
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And that should give everybody some sort of understanding of what he takes as now a source.
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If I understand him correctly he just said that Washington, President George Washington
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Was poisoned.
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Was poisoned to death or at least bled to death by the
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Dark Illuminati.
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By a Luciferian Illuminati squad trying to recreate the light, the false light in order
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to overtake the real light.
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With Adam Weishaupt.
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And the reason that they had to kill Washington was because Washington was leading the good
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Illuminati.
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And they were trying to expose it to get rid of the Satanists within the
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Within the good Illuminati.
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Yeah.
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So we've got three factions of Illuminati is what he's describing right there.
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Well there's seven.
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No that's the CIA.
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It was a simpler time.
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They didn't even they couldn't even count to seven back then.
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No no certainly not.
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They could only count to 1776.
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So if you get down to it when George Washington died he was 67 years old after being a fucking
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soldier in the 1700s.
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That's an absurd age to live to.
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And he had to live through so much shit.
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There's no way his health was good.
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There's no way he had no business being alive at 67 quite frankly.
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So on the afternoon of December 13th 1799 after spending most of the day in the frigid
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December rain and snow supervising activities on his estate.
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He was you know at this point one of the things you should know about George Washington.
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Hey slaves they're gonna love me like this Travis motherfucker.
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So he was super Washington was super big on punctuality and never showed up late for
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dinner.
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And because he was out in the rain and snow directing activities he showed up for dinner
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and he didn't have time to change his clothes.
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So he sat through dinner in his wet clothes from the day.
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Also his wife Martha had just gotten over a really bad cold.
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These are the circumstances surrounding his right.
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On that day he began to complain about a cough and runny nose.
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And by two in the morning of that night he developed chest pains and shortness of breath.
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So they call for James Crake Dr. James Crake who was his doctor of 40 years.
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That doesn't seem like some sort of infiltrator.
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That's not a ringing endorsement either.
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Not necessary.
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If you're a doctor starting in what 1766.
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Not a good not a good time to get your learning.
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At the same time George Rawlins who was the the overseer of the state the estate came
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to his bedside.
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As morning came Washington had a pronounced fever and his breathing had gotten really bad.
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So at 730 in the morning George Rawlins removed 12 to 14 ounces of blood at Washington's request.
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I know.
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Bleed him.
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That's what they did back then.
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Yeah no no no.
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I know.
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Yeah yeah yeah of course.
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So Washington requested that and then afterwards he's like y'all should take some more of my blood.
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He asked them to take more.
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And so throughout the morning they ended up taking more blood from him.
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They tried to give him an enema.
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The beginning of adrenochrome.
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They tried all sorts of things.
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They tried to give him sage tea laced with vinegar to gargle.
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Yeah.
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That didn't work.
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They tried to put some stuff in there to make it worse because then it would be like oh
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that that that friction or whatever makes it whatever blisters we create will solve the
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other blisters.
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That's because medicine is terrible back then.
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So throughout the day through the bleeding weirdly he did end up regaining some of his
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strength but his afternoon came.
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He knew he wasn't going to make it and he was quoted as saying soon enough he was he
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was struggling for air and he told Dr. Craik, Doctor I die hard but I'm not afraid to go.
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I believe from my first attack that I should not survive it.
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My breath cannot last long.
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Ever the gentleman even in extremes the general made a point of thanking all three doctors
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for their help.
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Washington died at 10 20 p.m.
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I mean I guess I guess they make it there's like a certain bit of sense that they made
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with those like oh well shit's coming out of them so maybe we should just try and get
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the shit out of them.
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You know let's preempt the shit coming out.
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It's super fun.
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Get rid of all of his blood.
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It's super fucked up because they ended up taking out 80 ounces of his blood.
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That's a lot.
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Which is which is it's it's not too amazing to me that Washington survived as long as
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he did because that was really his only accomplishment.
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Like he was a bad general.
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He wasn't good at tactics.
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He wasn't good at strategy.
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But he looked fucking amazing on a horse and he should have died like 30 times and he never
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did.
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Yeah like his horse got shot and it fell on him.
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He was like hey guess what I'm fine.
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Like he he's got bullet holes in his shirt and it is like oh weird it hit off my watch.
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Like he was that guy.
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He just would not die.
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People still debate what it was that killed him.
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I probably the blood loss.
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I think it's probably more the underlying cause of like pneumonia or something like
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that.
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But be that as it may I'm being told in the chat I'd forgotten about this but apparently
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there's a dollop all about his death.
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So let's not get too much more into it other than to say he wasn't poisoned by the Illuminati.
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He was not poisoned by the Illuminati.
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So or Alex brings up the Illuminati.
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He had written some letters about it and that this is indication of that they had killed
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him and so I looked into that.
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Dearest Martha the Illuminati is stealing my blood.
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Could you help me out with this?
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I know you just recovered from a cold but be ever so kind as to stop the Illuminati
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from bleeding me.
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Hey you had a cold.
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I get it.
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I get it.
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I'm getting blood by the Illuminati.
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Come on give me one.
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Give me one help.
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So this German guy named G.W. Snyder sent Washington a letter on August 22nd 1798.
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I will read the relevant portion of this letter to you.
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It was sometimes sense that a book fell into my hands entitled Proof of a Conspiracy by
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John Robison which gives a full account of the society of Freemasons that distinguishes
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itself by the name of Illuminati whose plan is to overturn all government and all religion
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even natural and who endeavor to eradicate every idea of a supreme being and distinguish
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man from beast by his shape only.
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A thought suggested itself to me that some of the lodges in the United States might have
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caught the infection and might cooperate with the Illuminati or the Jacobin club in
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France.
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Fauché is mentioned by Robison as a zealous member and who can doubt of Gennet and Adet
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a day probably have not those their confidence in this confidence in this country.
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They use the same expressions and are generally men of no religion.
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Upon serious reflection I was led to think that it might be within your power to prevent
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the horrid plan from corrupting the brethren of the English lodge over which you preside.
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And that's why he was bled to death by the Illuminati.
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So George Washington replied.
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It seems like I kind of the alone the Illuminati he's describing.
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I think they're right.
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I think they're dead on.
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Well Adam Weishaupt and that whole I'm glad they killed Washington Bavarian Illuminati
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existed from 1776 to 1785 right was disbanded.
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But everybody is like oh no they secretly weren't just.
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Oh boy.
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Oh it's nonsense.
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Knights Templar.
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And mostly all they seem to be interested in was like rationality over superstition.
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Exactly.
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But be that as it may every other account of all this stuff is wildly ahistorical.
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OK OK.
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But George Washington did reply to his letter on September 25th 1798.
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He wrote back dearest Martha.
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Please.
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The Illuminati are stealing my blood.
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Please stop the Illuminati from sending me letters that take my blood magically.
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So he writes I have heard much of the nefarious and dangerous plan and doctrines of the Illuminati
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but never saw the book until you were pleased to send it to me.
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The same causes which have prevented my acknowledging the receipt of your letter have prevented
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my reading the book hitherto namely the multiplicity of matters which pressed upon me before and
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debilitated state in which I was left after a severe fever had been removed.
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So and the book was dubbed.
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So he was also had a terrible fever a year before he died.
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Which is man knows and which and which allows me to add a little more now than thanks for
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your kind wishes and favorable sentiments except to correct an error you have run into
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of my presiding over the English lodges of this country.
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The fact is I preside over none nor have I ever been in one more than once or twice within
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the last 30 years.
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I believe notwithstanding that none of the lodges in this country are contaminated with
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the principles ascribed to the society of the Illuminati.
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With respect I am yours your humble servant George Washington.
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So from that we can conclude George Washington ran the Illuminati.
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He did not.
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He denied it.
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Yeah.
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He denied it.
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Okay.
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Clearly that means that he was running it.
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You're using the Alex logic and I don't appreciate it.
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That's clearly what it means.
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So he wasn't killed by the Illuminati and the letters that he wrote.
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He was the Illuminati.
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The letters that he wrote regarding the Illuminati the what he says there is I have heard of
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this stuff which I could say too.
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It's not confirmation that the Illuminati fucking exists in any meaningful way especially
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not in 1798 1799.
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You're denying it right now.
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Yes I am.
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In as much as these fucking dillweeds present it.
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Anyway the clip isn't over.
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But that is important that we now have.
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We got Washington on record as saying fucking fuck the Illuminati.
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It's more like come on.
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Come on man.
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Like first of all I'm not a head of any lodge.
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I haven't even been to any.
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Not a mason.
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Guys not a mason.
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And look they're not.
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Calm down.
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Come on.
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It's more or less a letter that says calm down.
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How do you get the president to write you a letter saying shut up about the Illuminati.
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I think he was sending a lot of letters back then from one of the other letters that he
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wrote back to the guy.
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He's like it takes up a lot of my times writing back to people.
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That's true.
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They didn't have TV back then so might as well write letters.
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Yeah.
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Through the lore of places like the Lone Star State.
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So again he's just reiterating that he gets all his information from lore.
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From lore.
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Lore.
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Lore.
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Not facts.
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No.
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To defend the republic till the end.
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The state meant to be a redoubt in the future if the enemy was able to take over the rest
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of the country.
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These covert wars have been going on since before this country was founded.
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When did they start?
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And these are the type of secrets you learn if you're in the right lodge and a 33rd degree
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mason.
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Yep.
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It's not the secrets of Solomon's temple.
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He was dead back then.
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So I'm gonna get into the big news.
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That this Bundy tragedy distracts from.
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Spoiler alert it's Ben Ghazi.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Nope.
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Makes perfect sense.
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Um.
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So.
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So lore.
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Lore.
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The podcast by uh what's his face?
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I don't know.
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The Lone Star State is meant to be a redoubt.
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In case these evil forces take over the rest of the country.
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Which sounds to me like lore.
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It also sounds to me like the grandiosity of people who are nationalistic about their
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state.
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Which Texas certainly is.
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Never heard that before.
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No.
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But I mean you get similar variations of it from people in New York too.
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Like they have real overblown senses of themselves just by virtue of being born in or living
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in New York.
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I love his long pauses because it's clear that he's like he's grabbing at whatever.
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No bullshit.
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33rd degree basis.
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Bullshit.
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Sure.
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Sure.
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Sure.
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I disagree with you.
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I disagree with you.
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Okay.
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I think that what happened there is that he was like oh no.
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Ratcheting up dramatic tension?
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No.
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No no.
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He was like oh no people are gonna think I just admitted to being a Mason.
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I think that's what happened.
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Okay.
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Because he's like that's the lore you hear when you're in the right lodges.
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And a 33rd degree.
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Oops.
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I don't necessarily, I'm not here to say that Alex Jones is a fucking Mason.
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He's in the Illuminati.
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But I think that the pauses were his brain being like I know how my audience thinks.
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Damn it.
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Damn it.
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This is gonna be a blog post.
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So it's gonna try to break into my house.
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Somebody's gonna write a goddamn letter to George Washington about this.
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Dearest Martha, please go bleed Alex Jones.
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He's looking puffy today.
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They just hung over.
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So we've now gotten through like serious problems with his ideas about history that he himself
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has ascribed to lore.
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Which is a big problem.
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He's read all their books but you know what's more important?
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Lore.
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So at this point in the show now Alex Jones sort of gets back into a normal show.
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Right.
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He gets to talking about some headlines.
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Until he drops that George Washington was a werewolf?
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She also was a werewolf.
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We do know that.
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All right.
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But he gets back into a normal show with normal-ish headlines.
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But you have to experience them a little bit differently after hearing those two clips.
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I believe.
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Listen to this and see if you get the point I'm trying to make.
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Austrian record-holding athlete lashes out at idiotic refugee policies.
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It's not idiotic.
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They're bringing in martial law with it.
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See people keep saying they're idiotic.
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No they run things.
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The globalists are totally evil.
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You got to admit that they're scientific.
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They've dominated us.
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They're on top of us.
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Not oh they're crazy.
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Because it makes you feel better about it.
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That's the first step going on.
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This is crazy.
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Yeah crazy like a fox.
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You got to get inside the enemy's mind or they're going to beat you every time.
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60% of refugees heading to Europe are economic migrants top EU official.
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Not true.
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Yeah they want free goodies and you know women.
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Many of their countries women are just absolute property so why not?
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By the way they've got the liberal German women out giving the Arab men roses and just
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saying hey baby I'm here.
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I'm sorry for our misogynist.
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I'm sorry for our xenophobia against your horrible stone age you know religion of making
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women wear beekeeper suits and sexually mutilating and killing a woman if a man rapes her and
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you saw of course the sickening anti-female anti-family devil feminists love it because
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they hate women.
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They want you to abort your children.
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They want you without a good man.
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They want you to hate your sons if you do have them.
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They want to judge.
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They're just eugenicists high priestesses.
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So of course they go to the Islamicists you know caliphate slavers and just hit their
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knees because they love cancer.
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They love death.
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They love failure.
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They hate the West.
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They hate the new Atlantis.
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They want to blow it up.
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They want to be overrun by demons ladies and gentlemen.
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So I don't think it's possible to not hear those words through new ears.
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And say they're coming for Texas.
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Well Texas is the redoubt but you know what he he's he conceives of this as centuries
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long fights between religious factions.
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This is insanity.
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Like this to the point where he misrepresents literally every piece of history that he tries
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to ascribe to anything.
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I don't know.
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It kind of feels like he still thinks we're fighting in the Crusades.
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I think he does.
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Yeah I mean I mean it feels like he goes back that far is like the Knights Templar were
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actually my great great great great great grandfathers and they fuck it fucked until
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we got Travis.
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Travis knew my family.
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I'm Confederate royalty.
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I'm a Knight Templar.
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I did find that letter he references like if Alex is related to the Ayerses then that
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is true but I don't know if he's related to the that family at all through his mom's side.
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I have no idea but like that letter does exist where Confederate royalty Colonel Travis does
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say take care of my boy but even in that letter he says I might I might make it.
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No I could I could make it but like the thing is this friction that he sees and this idea
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that we're being overrun with these false immigrants and it's some sort of a plan to
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destroy the new Atlantis that's a piece of this bigger stuff and that bigger stuff is
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straight up like fucking lore.
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It's straight up fan fiction that people have written about history to try and explain some
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very difficult things throughout history.
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It's a convenient excuse for why things have happened.
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Additionally it's a convenient excuse if you're trying to scapegoat Jews repeatedly throughout
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history that those sorts of things or even take Jews out of it your political opponents
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right like those sorts of easy scapegoat tricks are what you see historically throughout the
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history of the Illuminati lore and Alex believes all of it.
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He's making it clear he believes all of it and he believes that this like that's that's
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what he thinks like the deep state stuff is.
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I'm like I'm so not surprised he loves Trump now.
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If I'd heard that clip right much earlier I think that I could have pieced a little
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bit together in terms of like.
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Is Trump an Illuminati guy?
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I know he's a I know he's an anti-semite but I didn't know if he was an Illuminati guy.
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I have no idea.
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He's too savvy to say something like that in public right that that unpacking will be
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much worse than the shithole countries comment.
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But he would pay more than one hundred and thirty thousand dollars to keep that quiet
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in the same way.
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All right.
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In the same way that Alex Jones sees Colonel William Travis in himself and has created
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his own mythology mirroring Colonel Travis's.
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I think he sees Trump in there too.
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I because the way he portrays Trump as being up against it nothing but enemies around he's
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stuck he's he's he's creating the Alamo around Trump.
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Right but at the same time it's just more I mean you could you could say that but I
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think it's probably more just a situation where it's like the more enemies Trump accrues
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the more he likes Trump.
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Like he just has to double down to some extent every enemy only makes him like Trump more
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simply because that puts him back in the outsider position that we know he loves so much like
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if a lot of people loved Trump or the person who knows he's up against it and has no chance
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of coming out alive like he believes Colonel Travis was right and still goes and marches
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to his duty when in reality if you look at the history Colonel Travis is like I don't
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want to do this right.
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And I guess he's sorry that is a lot like Trump then.
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Yeah I guess so but Trump just kept bumbling upwards until he got to be president and look
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at the history of the debts that Colonel Travis has exactly even more closely.
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Yeah absolutely.
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So anyway at this point Alex goes through some headlines and he has a shit prediction
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that we can look at scoffingly although we know that Trump wouldn't write a letter saying
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take care of my boy he would write a letter saying like wait I have kids.
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Yeah exactly.
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Hold on.
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Hillary Clinton drops below 50 percent nationally.
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Now Obama is having Bernie Sanders to the White House signaling that they may just not
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use Biden they may use Sanders.
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They may be offering him a VP slot with Biden.
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Sure wait for it.
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Wait for it that's in the cards.
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Or Elizabeth Warren and Biden.
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Joe Biden.
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Clinton needs to complains to Twitter that co-founder that Hillary mocking hashtag he
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is pure misogyny she criticizing the Lord and Savior is hating women.
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It was Peter Dow I don't really care.
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No.
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Criticizing Obama criticizing blacks.
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We'll have to sit here and explain to women if she gets elected.
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We're not against you.
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We're not against you.
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We're not against you.
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The CIA ran Hillary in this magazine.
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We just we just want to stop her.
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She's retiring.
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Shut up.
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The women are winning you'll never stop us.
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It's like Charlton Heston at the end of Omega Man.
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I have the cure.
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I want to free you.
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Shut up.
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I want to throw a spear into him.
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Shut up.
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We want to be like this.
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There's chemicals in the water.
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We want them.
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You don't get the metaphor of the Omega Man.
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No.
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And at that point after he does that impression long ass pause.
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Real long pause.
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Does not understand.
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I'm more frustrated about the Omega Man than I am about anything else that we've said so
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far tonight.
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Well I mean if you look at what he's saying and the metaphor that he's making he's like
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I mean first of all it's he only only way he understands the world is through movies.
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So there's that.
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And then even beyond that what he's saying is really really insulting to women.
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Like oh yeah.
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Like just take away the fucking idea of any hashtag.
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Anyone's complaints about it.
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But just the idea that they're like women are so stupid.
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They just love her because she's a woman and scream at me because I have the answer.
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Women are always going to win.
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In his Omega Man metaphor the I have the answer is women shut up.
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Right.
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And they won't listen.
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I have the answer and it's stay in your place.
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But that's the problem that I have with his analysis of the Omega Man is that the point
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of the Omega Man was he's the monster.
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Right.
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Not the zombies.
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It's him.
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He's the murderer.
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He's the killer of these people.
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Right.
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So in that sense I guess Alex does have the metaphor right.
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As in the wrong way.
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As it has it happens Alex is the murderer.
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So weirdly every now and again he is right.
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Yeah.
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Unintentionally.
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Maybe that's a good example of that.
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I have the answer because I'm the monster.
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Oh I.
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Somebody should have explained that movie to me.
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Shit.
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I need to stop drinking Nyquil before the movies.
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I only like the Vincent Price version.
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I like the Will Smith version.
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So in this next clip Rambo Joe Biggs.
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Pizzagate Joe Biggs.
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Pre-Pizzagate.
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Right.
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Right.
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Pizzagate.
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Yeah.
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So Joe Biggs comes into studio because they need to talk about the Bundy situation and
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Biggs had been at the compound.
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He had been to.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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He made a trip to the wildlife preserve.
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Of course he did.
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And to.
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Why am I surprised at that?
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And as I understand to Bunkerville too.
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The original compound.
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Yeah.
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Yeah yeah yeah.
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And so Joe Biggs and Alex have a very interesting conversation.
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Did you know they're serving pizza at that fucking bird reserve?
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I swear to God.
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We gotta investigate this shit.
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He's really only had one story.
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Everywhere he goes it's pizza.
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You gotta look at the menus.
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You gotta look at the pizza.
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The menus at that wildlife preserve.
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I just like getting paid to eat pizza.
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Everyone's gotta look into it for themselves.
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So in this clip Alex Jones says something preposterous about the Bundys.
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So right off the bat you can kind of tell that they were ready to demonize this.
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Use this as maybe to set an example for what the government wanted to do to people like
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this.
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Two so-called right wingers who were gonna go up and make a stand against the government
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because they did get beat back in Nevada when that happened with the standoff on the
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Bundy Ram.
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And we can roll some of that B roll in the background.
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It's historic.
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Feds surrender.
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Arm feds surrender to citizens.
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They were threatening to shoot David Knight at the front of it with a camera.
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Sure.
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And they were in the wrong.
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That would have been Lexington or Concord.
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Shot heard around the world.
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If they would have mowed down people with their guns not up but guns down on horseback
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with American flags that would have kicked off a revolution and we might win that one.
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But if a revolution kicks off in the wrong way and we shoot first that gives the enemy
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home field advantage and the toy and costs to be receiving the kickoff.
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Go ahead.
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So they could have.
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I am willing to die for the revolution.
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That's David Knight.
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Exactly.
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On the scene.
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That's what he was.
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Yeah.
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They pointed a gun at David Knight.
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If they had killed David Knight.
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My man.
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The whole world would have gone up in flames.
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My man.
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They could have won that revolution.
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Well yeah but we all knew that.
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If they killed David Knight the Hicks win the revolution.
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Everybody knows this.
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Yeah.
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This is just chess over monopoly over over risk.
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Yeah exactly.
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It's clear.
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Makes perfect sense.
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So now here is where we get into what I would describe as.
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I don't.
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We're recording this on Martin Luther King Day.
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So this clip makes me uncomfortable.
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Great.
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But.
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That's why I'm so glad we didn't do today's episode.
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I don't know if I can handle hearing more white people compare white people to Martin
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Luther King Junior.
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And I think I'm out.
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I think I'm out on that.
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I agree.
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I agree.
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But I will say that Iman Bundy was the Martin Luther King Junior of the Mormons.
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And this next clip they don't bring up Martin Luther King but this is so fucking dog whistle
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racist it makes me it hurts my ears.
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Let's say.
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Like I said I've been a big supporter.
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I've even spoke to Iman Bundy's mother before and things like that and had conversations
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with him.
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I do believe that they have pure intentions that deep down inside they don't really have
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any ill intention whatsoever.
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What they were doing they were truly trying to make another stand.
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And I just like I said I thought this was just not at the right place.
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You know but then you have that left again coming out which I don't get saying white
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terror.
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You know you have all these people on Twitter coming out last night saying oh great you
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know these terrorists these white terrorists are arrested call them terrorists that's what
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they should be.
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Well sorry.
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You know.
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And they're all the black lives matters people.
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Well I mean they want to race war and they paint everything as racial.
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And they also sit there and.
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Want a police state in America even though they claim they're criticizing it.
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They're just disconnected dumb stupid people.
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I mean really the end of the day what happened Martha and Tom didn't get to go into the wildlife
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refuge and work a few days a week.
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I mean there's probably hardly anybody out there really manning that place.
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It's in the middle of nowhere.
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Meanwhile they quote unquote break into this federal facility.
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And what do I see them doing when I'm down there sweeping cleaning off the sidewalks
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taking care of the property the land making sure it's fine.
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I didn't see Black Lives Matter in Ferguson break into a store and start doing shopkeeper
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and rearranging stuff.
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No they were taking stuff and running out and throw Molotov cocktails.
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So that is awful.
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That is awful for a number of reasons.
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First of all if I understand correctly his reasoning if I steal your TV but when you
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see me with it I'm dusting it off.
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Well.
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No.
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A thief?
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No.
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Not at all.
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I'm taking care of it.
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No.
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Or if I.
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Frankly it's more mine now than it is yours.
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If I have a bunch of guns and I occupy your home and I put dust off your TV.
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Right right he's cleaning I'm cleaning it up.
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I put salt on your sidewalk it's snowy out there guys.
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Look I know I own your house now but you're not going to slip and fall.
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There's an amazing irony to Alex Jones being like they want a race war they want to make
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everything racial and then Joe Biggs 20 seconds later being like I didn't see them cleaning
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up in Ferguson all these white people they cleaned up.
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Now the reality of that is quite different.
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I'm going to read here from an article in the Huffington Post.
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They fucking pooped everywhere.
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No they dug trenches full of poop.
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The Malheur National Wildlife Refuge quote unquote occupation ended more than a month
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ago but yet damage caused by the armed militants who gathered to protest the federal government's
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management of public lands remains.
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The total cost of the occupation stands at about six million dollars to the federal government
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in addition to three million dollars already pitched in by the state of Oregon.
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Of that Jason Holm Tom and Martha have a lot of back pay coming out.
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Jason Holm assistant regional director of USFWS says one point seven million dollars
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has been flagged just for repairs and cleaning of the reserve itself.
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Tom warned the nearly two million dollar cleanup cost is a moving figure subject to
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change as the agency conducts a thorough inventory of what was broken and what's missing.
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So here's where it gets here here's where it gets really important.
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So they made those buckets of poop and what have you.
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And that's one thing.
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A report released in February by the FBI said quote significant amounts of human feces were
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found on site after the occupiers surrendered next to a sensitive cultural site containing
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artifacts sacred to the Burns Pwet tribe.
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Great so that.
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Boy.
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Boy howdy.
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Howdy.
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Howdy.
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Is that a big giant fucking metaphor right there.
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If I saw that in a movie I would be like guys bid on the nose.
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Yeah.
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Holmes said the wildlife refuge will recover eventually but there's concern that the militia
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members may have harmed Native American artifacts or destroyed other records which are irreplaceable.
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Nature is durable it'll be just fine Holmes said.
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Buildings and property are fixable or replaceable they'll be fine.
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The relationships with the community will strengthen as a result of this however damages
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to tribal artifacts would be heinous and loss or missing lost or missing biological data
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could be impossible to replicate.
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Our refuge employees are thrilled to be back doing the job.
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Blah blah blah we're we're thrilled and blah blah blah.
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Twenty six people were charged with federal conspiracy.
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Now is a great time to remind everybody that they just got off scot free.
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They did I mean they did cause a lot of damage to sacred sites.
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That they will not have to pay for or do any criminal time for no jail time for them.
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No and so to drive home the point that Alex Jones excuses all white behavior here is a
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clip of him saying that pretty much all white terrorism is just the feds.
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Fair enough.
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There would be more feds at the meeting then there would be patriots and the feds would
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have to have secret hand signs so they wouldn't set each other up.
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Of course.
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I mean it's that bad folks.
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I've had them no exaggeration probably 30 plus times come up to me in a book signing
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a video signing an event and go listen I got C4 in my truck out there right now let's go
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blow up the police station and I go get the camera on get the camera on this person's
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a cop and they run out and so they got a cop car you know unmarked fed and they'll go I'll
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get you later Jones.
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I don't know about that.
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If true we gotta hire some better cops.
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That is a bad idea.
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For real.
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Where's the honeypot goes not a good one.
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Yeah.
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Hey Alex let's go blow up a police station.
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Oh you caught me.
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If you're living the kind of life where 30 times in your 20 year career yeah someone
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has come up to you real or not and suggested you blow up a police station right you're
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not doing a good job you're in a bad line of work you're attracting the wrong crowd
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you need a doctor and now I'm those people aren't real.
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And now you just want to blow up a police I'm deeply concerned now that any fan who
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runs into us on the streets now that will be their code for I listen to the show let's
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go blow up police I really hope that that guy put your phones in your freezer it's time
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to go blow up a police there's a cop.
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Oh no get the camera on him if you're a cop or you're just playing a prank I think you
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would probably run away if Alex Jones is like get the camera on him he's a cop I think I
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think that doesn't prove their cops I also don't think it happened 30 times but be that
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as it may feds all of them at this point in the episode Alex brings on his big CIA whistleblower
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Tosh Plumlee.
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Tosh Plumlee point oh right yeah and I don't I don't care I don't really care but at a
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certain point which faction does Tosh belong to the eighth faction the eighth faction I
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wasn't supposed to talk about this.
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The secret eighth fashion god damn it Dan.
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All they do is.
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You only learn about that if you're a third 33rd level Mason.
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All they do is blow up police stations with the help of minor radio personalities so in
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his interview though there's one thing I wanted to play for you because I think it's really
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interesting I think it's very very interesting and if you listen to this closely I think
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that it's Tosh Plumlee pointing a finger at Alex I don't know if that's the case.
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As if it's Alex's fault for these kinds of assholes doing this kind of shit.
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No I think he's subtly trying to be like give a hint to the audience or something like this
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I would say that I don't think I've heard Tosh Plumlee on the show in a long time and
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there may be like there might be a thing where he's like I don't want to come on your show
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anymore I don't know I'm not entirely sure I don't I don't have the statistics to back
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that up he might have been on two weeks ago and I just missed it sure something like that
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but there are things that he's saying in this clip that are absolutely like I'm kind of
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talking about Alex I think you'll pick up on it pretty quick.
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Okay.
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Wow you're so incredible tell them about illusionary warfare training.
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Well that's what it is it's a it's a modified technique it's been used since the 1950s is
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it infiltrate in if you can control the communications you've won the war or you've won the situation.
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That's right usually the communications person that quote handles all communications for
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the group is who you look for.
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We've had Malkinbird that's a whole CIA project now let me qualify something here on CIA there
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are people that is infiltrated within the CIA that are CIA that's the sea of some of
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the CIA do not even know it.
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The ninth faction.
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We have a and I'm not talking about rogues.
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Another shadow CIA.
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I'm talking about a shadow warriors you know not to from the standpoint of a shadow warriors
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on organizations and things like that I'm talking about there is a shadow government
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out there that is working these programs the program is designed to desensitize us to where
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we expect exactly what the hell we're getting right.
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Let's be clear the big foundations the big leftist foundations run but have the national
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security clearances the clandestine dirty programs against the patriots and so a lot
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of times the local police the FBI even the CIA don't know it's the foundations that are
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even above the agencies with their action program here in the United States.
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Let me put it this way too you hit it right on the head Alex.
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Also there's gatekeepers assigned into these organizations our agencies that prevent good
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honest people that work for those agencies from doing their job.
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So three things that were said within that clip are giant criticisms that are levied
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in the anti Alex Jones online community.
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Okay.
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The first is that idea of communications people are probably the most suspicious right Alex
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Jones is the biggest mouthpiece of the patriot community right he is the communications aspect
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of that entire operation and Alex seems to not understand what his own words implicate
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him and being like you know yeah you find the person who's in charge of communications
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that's your guy he's pointing the finger at himself.
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So the second thing is the idea that Alex Jones desensitizes people to the situations
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that people the powers that be want them to be desensitized.
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So they accept their circumstances.
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So you have this idea of this over powerful elite these globalists who have their fingers
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in every pie they control all seven factions of the CIA.
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But not the secret eighth faction.
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No that's true which Tosh Plumlee point oh is a part of.
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So that idea of desensitizing you to this worldwide conspiracy that exists through iron
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clad pedophile blackmail that want to kill your children and drink their blood and all
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this stuff and all they're going to do is keep trying to fuck with you through like
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making you depressed through the water the chemicals in the water the media is going
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to lie to you all the time.
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There's going to be fake terrorists that are going to run you over with a car you're not
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safe in public.
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This idea is and you can't fight back against them except by giving me money and yelling
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at Muslims on the streets if you see them because that's good fun.
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But like the idea that his role in the whole game plan is desensitizing people to be able
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to think I can't fight back when the way to fight back is through direct action through
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protesting the writing letters to your Congress people voting all those sorts of things like
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those are legitimate things you can do you can push for reform those things you're not
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like we are not past that point.
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Alex Jones's role according to a lot of his critics online is that he is there to train
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you to think you don't have anything you can do.
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He's in the shadowy ninth faction.
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That's a trained hopelessness that Alex Jones instills in his audience.
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Like you said even as I was talking the only thing you can do is give him money and support
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him.
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The third thing in that one and a half minute clip of Tash Plumleys that is also one of
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the big fingers that gets pointed at Alex Jones is that he is a gatekeeper and that
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he is in place so there is a flow of information the correct way.
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I don't necessarily believe this because that implies that the globalists are real.
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Right.
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But that criticism that comes to him from these internet commenters is that the globalists
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are real and Alex is a limited hangout.
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He's controlled opposition where he feeds you a little bit of truth and a lot of lies
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in order to make sure that you stay suckling off his teat as opposed to the real truth
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tellers in the world.
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He won't even come out and say that the Jews are at fault for all of our problems.
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He kind of does.
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Yeah well.
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But he won't come out and say it.
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I'm not saying necessarily that Tash Plumley is wagging his dick at Alex but there is it's
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I would say he strikes me as amazing that there's three of the biggest criticisms of
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Alex within one minute and a half of them talking.
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Yeah but that gets back to our I know you are but what am I?
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Like if you want to like what they're doing is just accusing the opposition of what it
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is whatever it is they think they're doing.
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Like they're silly.
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It feels silly.
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It's a little different.
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It's a little different than the general.
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Coming from Tash Plumley point out?
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No well yeah yeah it is it is a little bit different and I give I give it I give it a
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little bit more of a pause to be like why is he saying those things with Alex it's just
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of course the I'm rubber you're glue yeah but him coming at Tash coming in and saying
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stuff like that just makes me think like there's probably an intention behind it and it's
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not just deflecting because he doesn't have to do that right he has no skin in the game
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necessarily no which is why he can just say you hit the nail right on the head Alex and
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then take something completely different that's what all his guests yeah yeah so anyway here's
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a little bit of a commercial that I really enjoyed that Alex does for his product DNA
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force great no no ad pivot to speak of on this but man this is going straight into this
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is a great commercial okay.
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Just the bio PQQ is 12 to 14 thousand dollars a kilo from the Japanese who make it right
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here in America it's in Japan they've been obsessed with it for 20 years and of course
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they're the longest-lived people there are for a lot of other reasons the point is DNA
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force is hardcore just the bio PQQ has the equivalent vitamin C delivery in the body
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it's different but it's basically the same you read the science of 300 pounds of blueberries
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you can't take you know 20 pounds of vitamin C like Miles Pauling said not get diarrhea
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you can't really overdose on it but it can make you sick bio PQQ one pill 300 pounds
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of blueberries and this is what the elite take I don't I mean five years ago my dad
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was going to medical doctors he was going to people he's done some stuff at the Pentagon
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trying to get things fast-track nutraceuticals separately from working female and he said
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this is what you need to do is you guys are gonna try to ban this here in the US or make
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a prescription he goes this is three hundred six hundred dollars for something so we made
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our own formula and it believe me it's got the industry actually upset because all blueberries
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pay 300 bucks for something like this and ours is better so in for his life calm I've
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had a comparable product for $50 but be that as it may the you know it's it now I just
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saw the best infomercial ever like if we're talking as seen on TV products this is the
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perfect time to be like have you ever been eating 300 pounds of blueberries and you're
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like oh that's the time my mouth is blue and they just show like a b-roll from from Wonka
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or just some woman holding 300 pounds of blueberries go slipping and how many times
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have you been in this situation? How many times have you held 300 pounds of blueberries?
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Right. Oh yeah I can't even afford it. It's it's insane and one of the things when I was
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looking into this I don't care about the blueberry situation but I find myself saying that all
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the time. Do you mean the band the blueberry situation? No but also rest in peace cranberries.
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Yeah true. But be that as it may the difference between Alex's products and other products
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is in the blueberry tonnage. No the nutrition information what you find is that Alex Jones
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always has on the back of the bottle proprietary blend and then whatever amount and it says
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the things that are in it but it doesn't say how much of anything is because it's a proprietary
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blend. It's all blended together. Gotcha he just lists the ingredients he doesn't give you an
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actual idea of percentage. Of how much is in it. Yeah yeah yeah. And so whenever you know you find
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a comparable product on like some other that other another company puts out and they'll give
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you specifics. Yeah. They'll give you all the actual amount how much bio PQQ is in it because
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he's saying it costs $14,000 a kilo or whatever and that could be enough to go six years. Let's
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take a look at this. There's something like that. Hold on one second there is 25% of your daily
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allotted vitamin C in this. Right. How many pounds of blueberries is that? He's pretending somehow
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it's he says it's that 10 pounds of blueberries. It's absorbed the same but different. Different I
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don't know what that is. It's nothing. So in this next clip Alex Jones has another weirdo guest a
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guy by the name of Joel Skousen who's a blueberry. He's a mess. Hate this guy. I can't get off this
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blueberry thing. I want to measure everything in pounds of blueberries now. And I want to know how
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much in a bowl of cereal how many pounds of blueberries are there? I mean it depends how many
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I mean is it honey bunches of oats with blueberries? No I was gonna go with blueberries. There's zero.
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There's zero blueberries. Zero pounds of blueberries. However in bio PQQ a lot of blueberries. So um
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uh Joel Skousen comes on and he I hate him. I don't want to talk about his history or anything
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like that because I'm I'm gonna take him down. Just a dick. I'm gonna take him down a little bit later in a much
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more thorough way but in this clip he basically just rewrites what happened with the shooting of
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Lavoie Finicum and gives him a real generous take. I wonder why. Finicum who's a very mild man or
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grandfatherly type well-spoken Mormon he's a good. So already well-spoken grandfatherly type white
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Mormon good man white good religious man it's a shame that he's the one that got shot I mean this
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guy was taking the higher ground he he was not you know those conflict reports about what happened
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when he got out of the car but clearly tried to pull a pistol and his hands were in the air and
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it's true that he may have been fed up you know one of the witnesses and talking to Bundy's
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bodyguard said that he rushed the officers but I don't think that's really what happened what I
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think was in his anger saying look if you're gonna kill me then go ahead and shoot he was you know
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walking forward to them basically bearing his chest to them with his hands with a gun there's
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no justification for the police the FBI or whoever it was he had him in the head when his hands are
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near I don't care if you're walking towards him or even so so beyond that let's let's pretend he
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wasn't okay okay let's pretend he wasn't armed right which is not true now but now admittedly
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Bundy's bodyguards did say he was angry and he rushed the cops but with no information at all I
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don't think that's what happened let's pretend that he wasn't armed and Joel Skousen situation
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is right okay now let's imagine a situation where he's not white and now we don't we already know no
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no no no no but let's imagine the situation where just by Joel Skousen's words that he he was fed
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up and he said shoot me and he was walking towards the police bearing his chest and they told him to
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stop walking and he kept walking towards them there's no way Alex Jones would ever give any
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kind of a pass no of course not for this sort of thing and the idea that Joel Skousen is just like
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what I think happened yeah I know that was bananas that's terrible analysis yeah I don't think that's
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what happened no no it's that simple get to do that no the guys who were on his side who were
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there reported what happened I don't think they know what they're talking about I think he was
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cool I don't think so I think he was a cool guy I don't think I don't think I don't think they
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know what they're talking he's a cool guy yeah he had his hands up now admittedly one was in his
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pocket reaching for a pistol that's true yeah but I think if your grandfatherly type well-spoken guy
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who wouldn't pull a pistol on the cops right like what who amongst us grandfatherly white people
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hmm wouldn't just pull a pistol I know my grandfather was the kind of guy who would take
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government money to not grow things on land yeah and then get a hundred thousand dollars a year for
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a charity to have a bunch of foster kids right when I have 15 of my own children right crazy
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anyway we have one more clip Jordan and this is where Alex Jones goes through I wanted to leave
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this episode because we it's been a little bit heavy on me poking massive holes in his historical
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beliefs right and I wanted to leave with a good example of how he covers news I know we hear little
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clips from time to time of him like I'm sorry you said news what you should have said was lore of
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the day headlines is the lore of the day and he does this is him riffing riffing through the
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headlines enjoy us destabilize Europe Austrian I just wanna be clear also keep in mind this is the
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exact same headlines yeah didn't get into the actual stories of earlier right he just he's on
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repeats record-holding athlete lashes out absolutely that's the plan 60% of refugees
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heading to Europe or economic migrants EU official feminized males will allow Muslims to conquer
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Europe sounds right again this is it's the strategy of repetition with no analysis right no
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discussion of whether or not these things I'm saying are true or what the context of these
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things are just repetition so you believe it it's beat into your head right be afraid putting
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estrogen in the water attracts bears and bees I hate bees absolutely they love it they love to
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get beat up while their girlfriend gets drug off and gang raped and then hood put on her head and
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the police just hail it they just all I love it it's a symbol of conquering Europe by the state
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that hates its slaves hates its minions it just wants to slap them around because there's nothing
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they won't put up with nothing they don't love no amount of humiliation they don't want top
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Bilderberg global super elite must stop Donald Trump info wars calm very important article
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Hillary Clinton drops low 50% nationally even in stage polls Clinton needs to complains to Twitter
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that co-founder that Hillary mocking hashtag is pure misogyny wants banning Hillary to be done
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all the same stories some trendy actress wants to tell the media what they can write about
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Hillary I mean these people are just just just flaming out of control people on the
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left don't like Lena Dunham either now bad example open my ego put it body I looked up
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what Lena Dunham said and I shouldn't have yeah ugly dumb tyrants but doesn't matter we fall in
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worship then and do whatever they say rolling over on our backs like a puppy just in total fear
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because we love it we love it just land of the cowards home of the slaves land of the idiots
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just groveling loving every minute of it just goes on and on and on and on and on really there's a
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certain percentage that that's like that a big percentage though really really hates the
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government PBS News poll great government is just hated more than organized crime because it is
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organized crime at the top nice main governor nice page bring back the guillotine for drug traffickers
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oh like the CIA and all big banks publicly run it all I just love these these anti-drug people
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they almost everybody knows who brings the drugs here they want to keep it illegal to keep the
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prices up he delivered that line right there as if it's an old-time catchphrase keep it illegal
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almost as if it's a call-and-response like on his farewell tour he you be the audience yeah they
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keep it illegal sir keep the prices up thank you it's been a great give me a break shitty demands
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firearms applicants right as she explained the need for a gun and they of course refuse most
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of them but where's the evidence of that Alex hamburger essays are not people who buy guns
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strong point and also where is the way you get statistics on rejections of these essays that I'm
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sure are just part of I don't know just just like a formality just write something if you write a an
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essay that would score you 300 on the written SAT we'll give you a gun if you can avoid saying I
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want to don't kill somebody then you get a gun but nobody wants your guns folks Monsanto sues the
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block listing of herbicide ingredient as a carcinogen well it's because studies came out
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that showed that glaive is not a person yeah or at very least it's in the lowest category possible
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in terms of potential carcinogens yeah I don't want to defend Monsanto they can all burn in hell
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no totally but this is a misrepresentation of acts and Alex can't handle it on and on and on
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at this point he has run out of stories yes all the papers gone I'm gonna end the baton
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to jacari and Leanne now but before I do that I wanted to just remind everybody one more time
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today that we're running the biggest special ever that one is lame saw that coming force yeah of
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course it was saw that one coming but it's still too easy it still happened do you know who is
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trying to keep us from getting good ad pivots big blueberry no Rosic you should cults dude that's
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another thing that I was thinking about like I know a little bit about the Rosicrucians and one
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of the things I think that I think that in terms of when we talk about Alex Jones's Christianity or
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the lack thereof yeah or weird version thereof I think that I've been too focused on straight-up
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Gnosticism I think that some of those ideas about living on through your children might come from
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Rosicrucian beliefs because they're big into reincarnation and perfection of the soul through
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repetition and stuff like that so I think I think that that might be that Alex might subscribe not
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only to dumb lore right about history he might also have like Rosicrucian Christian dumb religion
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as well I don't actually think the Rosicrucians are all that dumb they're pretty interesting
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quite frankly but Alex's those two are not mutually exclusive Alex is dumb so it becomes
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dumb through him true he is a vessel wherein the interesting becomes stupid that's the best
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sentence I know you just nailed it so yeah that's the show that's the show that's his January what
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is that January 27th 2016 yep beautiful so also just to give you a little bit of context this is
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after he has decided to join team Trump this is after our investigation so of course rest in peace
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Lavoie Finicum is sad that anybody had to die but at the same time I feel bad for the 15 kids
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no wasn't it I am on Bundy who had the or Cliven Bundy who had the 15 kids it was the it was that
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guy who had 15 he had 15 kids and he was the one who adopted all of those kids so he could siphon
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money from the government according to the site I saw earlier today yes that is absolutely the case
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what a welfare queen yeah oh I forgot to play the the out of context drop oh which is just as
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fun afterwards as it would have been beforehand and here you go yeah folks I'm psychic I mean it's
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a fact okay I mean I don't control it nobody can but I mean I knew something I just feel it I said
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something bad about that but you notice it did okay I thought he was just gonna be I thought he
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was being sarcastic of like yeah sure I'm psychic and instead he turns into the no of course I'm
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psychic I can't control it control it though yep absolutely what a dumb dog amazing anyway
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if you'd like more of the show you can check us out at knowledge fight calm also if you like too
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it'd be interesting to see people listening to this podcast and be like you know what I don't
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like their show but Nate Burrows is fucking great let's be polite and sit through yeah
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what I think I have the perfect I have the perfect one I think we should call Matt druffky so he can
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give one who that would be nice as garbage did I believe not garbage dick that's our friend trash
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dick trash trash Joe Walsh yeah names are way too close right trash dick Joe Walsh everybody
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asshole garbage dick great guy trash dick the fucking worst um so then I think in honor in
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honor of druffky absolutely but you you're entitled it's just gonna be one of the
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Bundy's who cares now right yeah they can all live in that bundle of go fuck yourself
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Andy in Kansas you're on the air thanks for holding hello Alex I'm a first-time caller
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huge fan I love your work I love you
