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Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.
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I have great respect for Knowledgefight.
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I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
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Knowledgefight.
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Dan and Jordan, Knowledgefight.
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Andy and Kansas, Andy and Kansas.
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Andy and, Andy and.
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It's time to pray.
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Andy and Kansas, you're on the air.
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Thanks for holding us.
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Hello Alex, I'm a first-time caller.
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I'm a huge fan.
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I love your work.
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Knowledgefight.
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N-N-N-N-N-Knowledgefight.com.
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I love you.
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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledgefight.
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I'm Dan.
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I'm Jordan.
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We're a couple dudes.
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I'd like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene and talk a little bit about Alex
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Jones.
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Oh, indeed we are.
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Dan.
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Jordan.
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Dan.
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Jordan.
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Quick question for you.
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What's up?
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What's your bright spot today, buddy?
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My bright spot is bon soir.
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Okay.
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That's what you should have said before the show.
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That is what I should have, yeah, you're right.
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Bon soir is good evening.
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Yep, you're right.
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And I realized that just now.
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Just now that's your bright spot?
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Yep.
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Okay.
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No, my real bright spot, I've been living this pinky ring lifestyle.
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Sure.
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Living with a pinky ring.
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Absolutely.
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Experiencing new things in the context of having a pinky ring on.
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Right.
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And I can tell you, I had a very interesting experience.
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I went to an emergency room with a pinky ring on.
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Right.
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How'd that go?
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I felt like an asshole.
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Yeah, that's not the time for it.
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No.
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I don't want people to be worried about me or anything.
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I don't want to cause that kind of alarm, but I did intentionally wear the pinky ring
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when I went in because I was like, when am I going to have this opportunity ever again?
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Let's hope never.
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Yeah.
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Let's hope not frequently.
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But I get to have this experience as somebody who's wearing a pinky ring.
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Yeah.
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And I felt like a complete asshole.
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Sure.
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So much so that you are not currently wearing the pinky ring.
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Well, I showered.
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Oh, okay.
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Gotcha.
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All right.
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Now I have it on.
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But yeah, I don't know, I just felt like a dick.
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Why?
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No reason.
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Just looking, just like being like, oh, we see so many patients all the time with any
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number of illnesses and ailments and idiosyncratic behaviors and terrible.
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What that guy's got a pinky ring?
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What a prick!
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Well, because I think that they know that I don't normally accessorize at all.
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Okay.
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And I feel like they know that I'm wearing this, I'm forcing it.
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Okay.
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So you're saying that there is a generalized understanding that you're a poseur in a certain
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sense.
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I feel like that might be obvious to these viewers, external viewers.
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And then also, I have a little bit of concern.
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I might need to get a different ring, because this is a Future Farmers of America ring,
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and it does have a weird eagle on it that kind of looks like an iron eagle.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No, I've looked at it quite a few times.
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It doesn't look great to me.
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No, and from a distance, I do feel like it could be misrepresented pretty badly.
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I would prefer a skull, but I wasn't going to say anything, because that sounds awful.
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Yeah.
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But, I mean, a pinky ring with a skull on it is a really great way to start a conversation.
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I did have to Google it to make sure it wasn't some, like, awful thing, and you know, it
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is a Future Farmers of America thing, but yeah, you could easily get it twisted.
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And so anyway, I think I'll get a new pinky ring to continue this experiment in a way
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that I have less self-consciousness about.
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I love self-consciousness, I appreciate it.
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I can just say, like, there's a part of me that almost envies that idea, because I walk
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into places and I'm far more than aware that nobody's paying—everybody's got their own
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shit going on.
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Nobody's paying attention to you.
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True.
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You're fine!
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Everybody looks at you and they're like, that guy looks nice!
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Oh, is that a pinky ring?
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I wonder what happened.
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Did he fight in the war?
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No, I just—I am a future farmer.
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And you're a future farmer, see?
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There you go.
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We all find out about each other every day.
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So what's your bright spot?
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My bright spot?
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Far less emotionally complex or fraught.
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New album by Neo.
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It's really good.
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Okay.
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Came out a month or two ago, or maybe last week.
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I have no idea.
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I've been listening to it.
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It's really good.
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Who is this?
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Neo.
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She's a very talented, like, R&B kind of singer.
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So it's different than Neo from The Matrix?
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Very different.
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Not very different, but slightly different.
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But isn't there a singer named Neo also?
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I want—this in particular is NAO, all caps.
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All caps when you spell Neo's name.
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Yeah, because there's Neo, yeah, the songwriter.
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Yeah.
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What songs did he do?
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I remember Neo.
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We all remember Neo.
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That's why I was confused.
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Okay.
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I apologize.
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Right.
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Well, this is Neo.
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Very similar.
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And you're digging it?
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Yeah, it's great.
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Sweet.
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Really good album.
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All right.
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Something super special, but it's great.
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Simple pleasures, baby.
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Yeah.
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So Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.
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Okay.
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About February 28th, 2025.
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All right.
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And I think that on our last episode, we experienced some stuff.
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Yes, we did.
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Gene Hackman's death.
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Gene Hackman's death.
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Or Hack.
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Sure.
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He pronounced it varying.
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It could be.
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It hit hard.
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Alex had 200 prophetic dreams about Gene Hackman and how he was supposed to go to Santa Fe
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to see him or something.
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And so I wanted to check in and see like, how are you doing the next day?
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Yeah.
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Because that was heavy.
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I mean, I think as far as like contextualizing it, first off, discovering that you are a
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betrayer of the faith.
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Yeah.
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Rough.
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And second, it recontextualizes my experience of like reading through what Gene Hackman's
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last days might have been like, like, man, all of that could have been avoided if it
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weren't for Alex spitting in the face of God.
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Sure.
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I mean, if you take like the most generous interpretation of what Alex's mission could
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have been, it could have been to show up in that interim time when his wife had passed
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and he was still alive and like save him from this horrifying last stretch of...
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So Alex didn't do that, but God told him to or something, maybe.
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I think if you believe anything that you're saying when you're Alex, you gotta be fucked
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up for a while after that.
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Seriously.
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You just go to a monastery or something.
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You have to be like, what good am I?
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I have had the challenge put in front of me and I've showed myself to be lacking.
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Totally.
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So we'll see how he is today.
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Probably great.
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But first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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So first, Dave is God's bitch.
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Thank you so much.
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You're now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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Next, Luke the hound dog whose secret identity is Inspector Sniffington and his trusty human
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Dan.
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You're now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you very much.
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Very much.
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And shout out to Warren, whose good spouse wants us to congratulate him on his CS degree.
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Thank you so much.
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You're now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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And congratulations.
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And we got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan, so thank you so much too.
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BBQ'd ass is another way to say pork butts as Sheriff underscore Flynn on Twitch.
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Thank you so much.
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You're now a technocrat.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Four stars.
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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
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One sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
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Daddy shark.
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Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.
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Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
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He's a loser.
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Little, little titty baby.
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I don't want to hate black people.
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I renounce Jesus Christ.
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Thank you so much.
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Yes, thank you very much.
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So we start off our adventure here.
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And I mean, I feel like Alex's tone is what you'd expect.
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Sure.
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It's Friday.
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It's the most important broadcast I've ever done.
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It's the most important show he's ever done because he must apologize to God.
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I mean, it really fucks me up thinking that he actually believes any of this shit.
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Because that generally is like the faith question that so many people constantly wrestle with
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of like, if I were put into that martyr situation, would I make the choice?
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You fantasize about it as a person of faith of like, totally left behind series of novels
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exists purely to show why people like Alex Jones will be tortured forever.
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The mighty mighty Boston song, the impression that I get is, you know, I'm not a coward.
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I've just never been tested.
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I like to think that if I would, I would pass totally.
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You know, like that's the sentiment.
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You have failure.
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Yeah.
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And which, which I don't think is like inherently bad.
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I think failure is absolutely a great thing that we all have to learn to deal with.
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Lose well, baby.
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Absolutely.
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And then to like take failure and expand and grow and ensure that it doesn't happen again.
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The idea of failing on this level and just being like, well, and then going on with your
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day.
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Yeah.
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Crazy.
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There's something that I think that is really what sticks out to me about what I, one of
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the things that I really enjoy about Alex is that it just exists without continuity.
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And I think that continuity is something that's kind of funny, you know, like when things
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exist in defiance of like continuous reality, it's funny to try and impose it on it.
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And so us existing and watching Alex is funny because he's not consistent to himself and
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we're trying to make it all work.
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So anyway, he's not fucked up about Gene Hackman at all.
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Of course not.
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There's other things that are going on.
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Gotcha.
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Like, Hey, did you know that it's the 39th day of Trump's rule?
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I did not know that.
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We are now 39 days.
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We're starting the 39th day of Trump being sworn in exactly 39 days ago.
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It is Friday, February 28th, 2025.
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I have to be calm because we have all the pieces geopolitical domestic what's really
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happening and I, I want to explain something to everybody.
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No one really in the even Patriot media, which is the dominant media now, worldwide, that's
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why we're winning so much understands the full magnitude of where we are right now.
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Cause I slept three hours last night.
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I scan everything.
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I've been up since 3 a.m.
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And I've never been in the game more.
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Okay.
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30 plus years on air.
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We have so much general knowledge about all the systems and that's the reason we have
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understanding quite frankly, that only some people at the White House have as well.
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And then there's people now that have full spectrum analysis, understanding finally now
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you just got to have so much experience, so much street smarts.
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You've got to be absolutely in the game.
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You have got to be studying every aspect, energy, society, culture, philosophy, sociology,
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anthropology.
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And my point is, is that I know exactly what's happening in the world right now.
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He knows everything.
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So I suspect that Alex is describing some sort of meaning to the 39th day thing.
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I can't not hear that in relation to the 40 days and 40 nights that Satan tempted Jesus.
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We're on the cusp of the day that the devil retreated from Jesus and his temptations.
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I might be grasping at straws.
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I didn't get that, but the only 39 I can think of isn't the 39th step.
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That was a great movie, right?
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Maybe.
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I think it was Hitchcock.
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It was a pretty good one.
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I don't know too much about him other than the birds and Rebecca.
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It's all gone to them.
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And rope.
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Didn't you do rope?
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What about Rear Window?
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I've heard of it.
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Okay.
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I don't know if I've seen it.
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So Alex doesn't also have a full spectrum knowledge about anything.
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He constantly gets basic facts wrong, often on purpose, and gleefully falls for whatever
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dumb shit people he likes post on Twitter.
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So all this like, you've got to have street smarts, you've got to be in the game, you've
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got to study.
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It means nothing.
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No.
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All stupid.
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Here's the other thing.
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If you were trying to give him the most benefit of the doubt, I think you'd just start from
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would it be possible to know this much?
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And I don't know if there's enough time in the day to read enough to have an actual picture.
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You know what I mean?
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Well, that's very easily gotten around.
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God gives him immediate downloads of information, like go to Gene Hackman.
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Yeah, but I can't trust those anymore.
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Those are gone to me.
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No, in theory, they're completely accurate.
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He just ignores them.
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Now they're even more accurate.
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That may be true.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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So I don't know.
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I mean, it is less trustworthy in a sense, because now we have the problem of Alex as
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God's narrator.
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Here's what's even funnier about that.
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It suggests that God is actually trying to talk through Alex, and Alex just will not
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let him.
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Absolutely not.
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Come on, buddy.
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Say what I want you to say.
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Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
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That's not going to sell Seamoss.
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No, but me telling everyone that you tell me what time it is in the middle of the night,
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that's going to work.
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That does it.
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So Trump doing good.
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Sure.
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39 days, all great.
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Top 39 days of any president in history, right?
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Probably ... We've heard some numbers, right?
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Yeah.
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Do you remember what any of those numbers are?
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Several thousand out of 100.
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Yep.
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Yeah.
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Continuing to be so good.
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Wow, escalation.
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But I just want to say this right up front.
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Trump is outperforming the Dow.
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The best I can imagine, let's have a benchmark of 100%.
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He's at 1,000.
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And I am seeing a lot of people in the liberty movement who think this is a McDonald's drive-through
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window and that we're going to see just absolute instant gratification.
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Well, you are getting instant gratification on hundreds of major fronts, but in going
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into the bureaucracy and shutting down the criminal operations and bringing them to justice,
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that is going to take some time.
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Oh yeah, everything's going to take time now.
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Also McDonald's Trump.
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Eh?
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Yeah.
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Nah.
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Yeah.
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That's nothing.
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No.
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A thousand percent out of a possible a hundred percent.
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So that's even more than a thousand out of a hundred, right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I find that clip to be very interesting in so far as it seems to have said everything
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while at the same time saying nothing at all.
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It's instantly gratified.
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You're going to have to wait for it though.
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It's a hundred percent.
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It's a thousand percent.
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I don't know what that means.
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It's just nonsense.
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I think this is indicative of the belly of the whale that Alex is in because he didn't
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save Gene Ackman.
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That is where we find ourselves.
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I think so.
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I think so.
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We have a framework for this now.
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Now we, now we are on belly watch 2025.
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He spit in God's face and now he is doomed to say everything and nothing constantly.
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It would be great if this, if this were an actual demarcation point, like the day that
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he spit in God's face and then the rest of his show forever has changed.
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That'd be great.
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Well, I, I, yeah, I don't know.
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I mean, we could pretend.
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I think we should.
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I think we should.
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I think we should add a meta layer of also God is furious with Alex right now.
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And he needs to pay penance in some way to get back on God's good graces.
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Yep.
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So in the, in the real world, outside of our meta narrative, what is going on is that Pam
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Bondi has done her PR stunt about the Epstein files.
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And Alex has got to save this thing somehow.
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There's no way to save it.
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Cause it's gone bad.
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Yeah.
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And a lot of people on the right and a dumb assholes on Twitter are pretty mad about how
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there's no new information.
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Reasonably so.
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Yeah.
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The first thing I want to say is this.
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There is a massive deep state civil war with the legitimate elected government of Donald
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John Trump.
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You already know that.
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But it is hitting a massive climax right now of the current big battle.
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And we're winning a lot of people like, Oh, Pam Bondi.
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She tried to scam us with this.
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No, they scammed her and she instantly flipped out about it and, and sent over 50 agents
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into the main FBI offices where they have all the documents.
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And they'd been there since yesterday afternoon and are still there.
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And there's some local press getting this loading trucks up.
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They're just taking everything because the feds there wait to hear who they are, will
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not help them and will not give them any information.
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And the head of it put in there by Ray said a month ago, we're going to dig in and re
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and resist Trump.
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Now he should have been fired right there, but they didn't.
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They gave him rope.
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I've talked to people in the administration high up, and I've talked to other high up
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reporters that talked to Kosh yesterday and he said, and, and, and they're, they're fine
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if this gets out there.
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Cause the deep state knows what happened to him now, this was a setup.
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They know they'd already destroyed most of the evidence and move some of the other for
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insurance.
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Now they have them on obstruction.
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Wow.
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That's big.
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So this is an advantage that Alex is able to maintain because he wasn't invited to the
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big Epstein PR event.
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And because he didn't jump into it head first, he was out of the loop.
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So his ego required him to come up with a secondary narrative about the story.
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And that's actually worked out to his benefit.
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However, the story he's trying to tell is a little convoluted.
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If you follow what he's saying, there's two main points in the narrative, which are actually
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kind of contradictory.
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The first is that Pam Bondi was set up.
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She meant to do the real release of these files and it wasn't all a bait and switch
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PR stunt.
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This has to be the case because otherwise we're forced to accept that anything that
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Trump and his administration might do could be a psy-op that's being run on us.
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I feel like a certain amount of psy-ops are fine for Alex's audience, but at a certain
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point it becomes condescending.
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You have a government that's tricking you for your own good, which I think they're supposed
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to be against.
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The second story is that it was all a trap so Kash Patel could get the Southern district
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caught up in an obstruction case.
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If this is true, then did Pam Bondi know that?
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Was she set up, or was she part of an elaborate ruse to entrap these rogue FBI agents?
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Further, if this is true, were the right-wing influencers she invited to the White House
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in on this, or were they duped?
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If they were all being used for a PR stunt meant to set up these FBI agents, then it
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really becomes suspicious that they were bragging about the Epstein file's release and how this
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was the most transparent administration ever.
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They're talking about how transparent the Trump administration is, but no matter what
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the situation is, they've been tricked into saying that, either by Pam Bondi or for their
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own good so they play their role in taking down these bad FBI agents.
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If this was an elaborate sting operation, then Pam Bondi wasn't set up.
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She deceived the right-wing media and the world, but it was for the greater good.
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Alex is trying to use these two contradictory narratives to achieve his pretty difficult
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objective.
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He needs to keep the Epstein football in the air and present the image to the audience
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that Trump is totally releasing all that stuff, while simultaneously trying to save Pam Bondi's
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image after the right-wing Twitter media has gotten rightly mad at her for this PR stunt
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that they were all used to pull off.
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He has to try and thread that needle, and it's pretty difficult.
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I think partially because what's the win?
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In blue sky world, how does this go?
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The plan from Pam Bondi to do this thing.
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How does this go the best?
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What's the best version of this, right?
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I don't know about Pam Bondi, but I could answer based on Alex's version of things in
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terms of Patel.
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That is that they do this big distraction and in the process say, hey, everybody's got
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to give us everything they've got on the Epstein case.
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Then they trick the Southern District into withholding some stuff that they know they
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have, and now have caught them in a trap.
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The PR stunt release is the public-facing moment when the trap was sprung on these Southern
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District folks.
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In the real world, though, what's the best version of this?
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They've got this plan.
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We're going to do this thing.
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Already, we're in the meeting, and they're like, what do you guys want to do?
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Well, they're all yelling at us about Epstein.
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We said we would do something.
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Here's what we do.
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We pretend to give it to them.
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In order to set up really giving it to them later, once we steal this stuff back from
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the Southern District.
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Is that really the plan?
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No, but it's a good storyline.
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Right, but this is what I'm saying about why it's hard to play defense for this.
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It's just a bad idea all around.
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Even if it had gone the best it could have, it was still a dumb idea.
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Right.
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I would argue that in Alex's frame, everything went exactly how it was supposed to go.
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Right.
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Well, but it has to have already gone the way it was always supposed to go.
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Right.
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Right.
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The whole PR release of all this information that's already public and shit, all of that
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is for the idiots out there.
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Right.
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Right.
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That's for the dummies who are distracted easily.
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Right.
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Right.
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But I mean, Pam Bondi gives these guys this.
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Does she then feel good?
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Does she get like accolades?
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Well, maybe.
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Or does everybody go, oh, you were lying, right?
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She should, if what Alex is saying is true, feel good and get accolades.
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Right.
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However, Alex says that she was tricked and was furious after her.
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Okay.
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And she wasn't in on whatever's going on and isn't getting accolades.
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So she seems dumb.
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Every part of this is bad for just a regular government.
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But you understand that Alex is in a difficult position.
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Right.
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Well, we all are.
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Yeah.
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Our attorney general's insane, apparently.
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Trying to defend a bunch of this stuff is very difficult.
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Yeah.
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And maintaining the premise that you're in good hands is hard.
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Yeah.
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You're going to have to pretzel it up a little.
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Yeah.
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Because I can see no reasonable way to view what happened as anything other than, oh,
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you guys were fucking with us.
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Yep.
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The government can't fuck with you like that.
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We can't have an April Fools on a February, you know what I'm saying?
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Did you notice this year that April Fools came and went?
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Yes, I did.
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It's great.
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It's glorious.
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Yeah.
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I think that people aren't into pranks right now.
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No, the whole world is an April Fools prank.
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So why bother?
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Yeah.
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I think I've had much more of a, I've seen a lot more pranks happen in past years.
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Yeah.
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You can't really, there's nothing that you could convince me wasn't true now.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'd be like, yeah, that sounds right.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So, there's other stuff that's going on that's very exciting for Alex.
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Yeah.
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Namely, Zelensky is in town to visit Trump.
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Okay.
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Trump is effectively ending the Ukraine war as we speak.
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He is publicly humiliating Zelensky.
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He publicly humiliated Keir Starmer.
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We have clips of that.
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He told him, you're the one started the war.
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We all know that, which is a fact.
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They bragged about it.
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He said, you can't defeat Russia without us and we're not having a nuclear war to his
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face.
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Starmer basically pissed in his pants.
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Trump had the British flag flying upside down, the Union Jack.
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I mean, this is all deliberate.
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Zelensky gets out of the vehicle just 30 minutes ago to meet Trump.
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Trump goes, oh, look, you're dressed like a clown.
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Literally to him.
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Look at you clown.
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So it is true on some level that humiliating the leader of Ukraine and stopping any aid
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going to them will help end the war in Ukraine in as much as it helps Putin win it.
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If you understand Alex's call for peace as being rooted in a desire for the belligerent
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party to get its way, this all makes sense.
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When Trump greeted Zelensky at the White House, he said, you're all dressed up today, which
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I guess Alex has turned into you're dressed like a clown.
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Trump is like an inkblot test for people like Alex.
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They see what they want to see and repeat what they want to repeat out of it.
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And that's cool.
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Yeah, that sounds right.
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That's great.
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Yeah.
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I like a fictional canvas upon which we can all suffer.
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A lot of protection.
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Yeah.
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A lot of protection.
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So we get back to the Pam Bondi of it all.
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And Alex scolds people who are mad at her.
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How?
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A lot of people are spending their time saying, oh, we're disappointed in Pam Bondi.
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They're thirty nine days in.
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Thirty seven when this was going on.
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They have a government that when Doe shows up at these agencies in many cases, they won't
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even give them the computer codes when they're there lawfully and won't.
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And then they have judges saying the U.S. Treasury secretary can't get the computers.
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Of course, that got overridden, but it took a week and a half by a higher level judge.
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So instead of focusing on the fact that, of course, they withheld all the stuff.
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Focus on the fact that they've been exposed now, now, now, now I'm getting to the big
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news now.
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OK.
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The big news is you should look at this as a glass half full.
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Wow.
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Not a glass half empty, you pessimistic fuck.
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That's so sad.
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It is.
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That's so sad.
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It's sad.
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It's sad because.
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For him.
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Yeah.
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Because like, listen, that's what people that's what his hated center left people do.
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Like, oh, don't be mad at Biden about this.
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Consider the difficulties of getting things done.
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And I think that there is some value in that point of view.
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I'm not to Alex.
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Right.
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Like, fuck you.
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He said that Kash Patel was going to release all of the Epstein stuff.
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So fuck him.
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First day.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Come on.
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That's what you do.
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You immediately go into.
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Fuck these people.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck everybody.
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Fuck the right.
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Fuck the left.
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Fuck all of these fuckers.
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Right.
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That's what you do.
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That's what you'd expect that someone who is what Alex pretends to be.
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Yeah.
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Not like, oh, but guys, maybe we'll have full glass.
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Listen, it's that you want to choose the lesser of two evils right now.
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And what are you going to do?
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You're going to let somebody else do things.
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Fuck off.
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It's not even the lesser of two evils.
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Alex, uh, trust the power that's in place.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's a, Hey, they're not doing what they said.
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And I said they would do, uh, give them time.
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They're going to do it.
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Come on.
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Let them do it.
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Whatever you can trust them despite all available evidence.
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So Alex said, said in that last clip that he has a big announcement and so here is what
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that is.
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Okay.
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Now here's the big announcement that I'll show it all to you.
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It's been James Comey's daughter that has run all of the Jeffrey Epstein prosecutions
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and operations out of New York.
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She ran the Ghislaine Maxwell show trial where they limited what came out
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and she's the one on record over all the files, including the whistleblowers have been
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there and seen them and all the whistleblowers told Bondi, this came out last night.
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They have a bunch of the documents.
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Of course they kept them wisely.
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So Comey thinks he destroyed it all or hit it all as his insurance policy.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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So his daughter was over rating the big building in New York.
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I've been there and covered it.
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We've got type in Alex Jones, this is Jeffrey Epstein's layer in New York.
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We got footage of it and there's all these photos we at least have that came out in court
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of giant filing cabinets of binders and huge stacks of VHS tapes and hard drives, whole
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rooms of it just there alone.
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And she ran the operations in New Mexico, sweeping it up and in the Caribbean and little
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St. John's Pedo Island.
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So this is an absurd claim that Alex is making based on the idea that Comey's daughter ran
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all of this.
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Maureen Ryan Comey, she was a lead prosecutor on the Ghislaine Maxwell case.
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And so this is where this is spiraling from.
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The previous night to this episode, Jesse Waters had made this accusation on his Fox
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show and Alex is just repeating it because I guess whoever gets Tucker's time slot gets
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to set the talking points for dipshits.
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That sounds true.
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Maureen is an assistant US attorney in the Southern District of New York, but that doesn't
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mean that she would be in a position to run any of these law enforcement operations.
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So it's just a wild exaggeration of her position.
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A lot of this is rooted in the fact that in her case against Maxwell, Maureen was given
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transcripts of Epstein's 2006 grand jury proceedings, which were not released publicly.
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People were obviously curious about why these transcripts were under seal, even though they'd
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been released to a prosecutor.
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And this came to a head in July, 2024 when these transcripts were made available.
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They're bad, obviously, and they show a flawed prosecution carried out against Epstein.
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I have no interest in making excuses for that or equivocating, but there's no reason to
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assume Comey's daughter was involved in some kind of cover up.
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That's a giant unearned leap solely meant to change the narrative after Pam Bondi got
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caught in a failed PR stunt that blew up in her face.
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So we're pinning it all on Comey's daughter.
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I mean, yeah, aside, I guess I don't care, you know, fuck her, but like it's a systemic
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cover up.
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Like everybody's involved at this point.
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Right.
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I don't, they're involved in whatever capacity they're involved and you don't know that.
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You don't know what individual is engaged in what.
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And that's pretty difficult to suss out.
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What we do know is that Comey's daughter was a prosecutor in this case.
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Maxwell was charged and is in jail.
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So I think she's one for one in terms of these kinds of cases.
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Could be worse.
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Yeah.
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Could be worse.
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So I guess successfully prosecuting someone for the crime that they've committed is now
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tantamount to making sure that these things don't get out.
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You're doing a cover up to make sure that I don't, I don't go in for that.
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No.
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Yeah.
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You can't.
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Yeah.
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No, that just doesn't make sense.
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Yeah.
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It's, it's a, it's also like what you're saying is, uh, you know, it's an important point.
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It's like, there's like, it's a distraction to point at her as opposed to looking at this
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holistically and what the systemic failures are that allowed this to happen and to be
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the failingly prosecuted.
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Yeah.
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It would be, I mean, it's one of those things where it's like, this is the, the like, this
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is the dessert of conspiracy theories is, Oh, thank God somebody fucked up.
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As opposed to, are you telling me that over a span of 30 years more, 50,000 people had
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an opportunity to do fucking anything about this and nobody did.
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Great.
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Cool.
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Sure.
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You know?
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Yeah.
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With less reason.
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Whatever you like.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, but that's, that's why it's the conspiracy theorist dessert is also because a lot of
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the reality of this is kind of boring and a lot of those decisions are not flashy, interesting
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decisions.
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Some implicate people that maybe you don't want implicated and it's, it's not fun for
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a conspiracy theorist.
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No.
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It's fun when there's one person and you can put devil horns on their picture.
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Yeah.
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And that's what we were seeing with Comey's daughter now.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You can see, you can see kind of like if the end of it is a lot of people without teams
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are going to get fucked up, then you can definitely see who's who turns immediately into team
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players.
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You know?
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Like, Oh no, no, no.
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We don't pay him.
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Bonnie can, we can trust her on this one.
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Like, no, no, you can't.
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Yeah.
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And you know why she's not releasing everything.
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I don't, I, you know, you can have, you can have some ideas.
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I don't know why exactly, but like, yeah, it's, there's inconvenience.
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That's the problem even more is that you don't know why exactly.
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That's the problem.
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Yeah.
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Cause he exactly is the problem.
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It's the unknown unknowns as Rumsfeld might say.
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As Rumsfeld might say.
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So Rumsfeld used to be on Fox news a bunch when he was, you know, when murdering GOP
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was a little different.
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Oh yeah.
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And Alex talks about how they're just him now.
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Fox news is him.
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And suddenly it's hitting the news everywhere that, Oh, it looks like FBI agents were involved
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with crux, the shooter and geo location information on his phone and coverups it's all over Fox
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news right now.
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Oh, and the host was saying, it looks like the government tried to kill Trump.
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Oh, you didn't think Bill, you know, I, Fox, everybody's getting on board right now.
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Why the Fox show sound like me because we've won.
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Oh, they could still kill Trump or even set a new call for doing anything, but, but they'll
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still be destroyed in the end.
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It's over.
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You are beaten.
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It is useless to resist.
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Don't make me destroy you.
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So that's where we are.
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That is kind of where we are.
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Alex is totally correct about one thing in that clip.
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Fox news sounds like him now because he's won.
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He and the people like him have won the internal battle in right-wing media.
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And we see that playing out.
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Alex has demonstrated that there is no meaningful consequence for lying.
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And if you provide people with something they want, you can even just brazenly lie in ridiculous
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and contradictory ways.
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He and Tucker have shown that if you just steadfastly refuse to take any responsibility
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for anything you say, there's really not any punishment anyone can impose on you.
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Alex directly defamed the families of Sandy Hook victims and aided in fundraising for
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their harassment.
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He engaged in very obvious obstruction of the process of the civil cases they brought
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against him to the point of abusing the bankruptcy system in an attempt to derail the process.
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He created new fake businesses to hide his revenue streams and made his moves incredibly
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obvious by doing things like having his dad or one of his employees be the new owner of
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something that his name legally can't be on.
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As it stands now, there really is no consequence.
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That isn't to say that these cases have been in vain or that meaningful things haven't
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come out of them.
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But in terms of what Alex does, he's suffered very little other than temporary inconvenience,
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which may actually be a net positive for him because his business runs on persecution fantasies.
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The absolute worst-case scenario for Alex right now is that he has to liquidate his
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assets and he gets to continue on doing his show under a new title, under the umbrella
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of a dummy company that's outside the scope of collections.
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Meaningfully, there's no actual consequence for him, only for the company Infowars or
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Free Speech Systems, and those companies don't really exist.
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The attention abuse model that Alex has pioneered has won out in his media space, and the consequences
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of that are going to be something that we can't really be sure of and we're going to
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be feeling it for a while.
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But he's right.
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He's right.
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Sure.
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He's demonstrated that there's no need to be responsible, to speak freely.
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Yeah.
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Do whatever you want.
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There's something to be said about the irony of him being like, ah, they're setting them
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up for an obstruction charge, when he should really be like, laws are fake, man.
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Laws aren't real.
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He knows damn well that some of them aren't.
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Right?
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So that should probably be his lesson, is like, listen, you can just wear them down.
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If you have just enough money, you can wear them down and they'll give up.
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They're quitters.
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A lot of people are.
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Yeah.
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He has definitely found that to be the case in every situation prior to this, and this
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one is not finished yet.
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And I wouldn't say that they're quitters, but the courts certainly are.
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We'll see what happens.
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So Comey's daughter, though.
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Her fault.
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Send her to the moon.
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Well, no, because the moon is going to be built up by a lot of mosques, so you can't
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go to the moon.
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Sun is fine.
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Sun's fine.
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Yeah.
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She's behind everything.
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Epstein, Comey, who, when she was literally just into the FBI and into the Justice Department,
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prosecutor, assistant U.S. attorney, beyond wet behind the years, snot-nosed, I mean,
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she still looks like a 10-year-old.
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She's magically given all the major pedo cases.
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Not just P. Diddy, not just Epstein, not just Ghislaine Maxwell.
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She's got dozens of them.
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I mean, you know, when she gets given the case, it's when there are the other cases
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around the country that are being run by people that aren't corrupt, they follow their own
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and then take control of it.
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That's where they do their cover-ups is in New York.
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That's the real locust, the real mothership of the really nasty stuff.
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Trump is live with Zelensky right now.
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I think, accidentally, he almost said D.C. and then it had to stop himself because he
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was talking about New York.
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No, I'm talking about New York.
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Ah, shit.
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Yep.
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So Maureen Comey does not get all the big pedophile cases, but this is a fun game for
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Alex to play where he's creating a mockery of the idea of taking the exploitation of
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children seriously and is something that's more than just a political prop.
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Alex is saying that Comey is so young and looks 10, but she graduated from William and
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Mary College in 2010 before going to Harvard Law School.
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She's been with the U.S. Attorney's Office for nine years, so she was about five years
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in when she took on the Maxwell case.
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She wasn't the only prosecutor in that case, but she did a good job, and Maxwell is serving
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a 20-year sentence in jail.
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This isn't the only case she's been involved with, but in December 2024, it was revealed
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that she would be joining the prosecution of the Diddy case, and there's some obvious
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parallels that you can draw.
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If you're someone who's looking for a prosecutor in New York who has experience with this kind
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of case, it seems like Maureen has a strong track record and is a good fit for the job.
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At the same time, I'm not an idiot, and there's probably a case to be made for nepotism playing
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some role in the fast-tracking of her career.
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But it's foolish to assume that that's the whole story.
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Alex is treating that connection with her dad as the whole story, and then he's making
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up this salacious conspiracy story on top of that in order to exploit the feelings people
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have around the story.
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Right, right.
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Yeah.
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I had almost even left the nepotism part out, because that's the real-world shit.
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In this, I'm assuming that this is like a big meeting at the top.
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Oh, we've got another black ball.
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Let's give it to Comey, right?
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That's the idea, is that all the rounds go, oh, somebody's investigating in southeastern
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New Mexico.
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We got to give it Comey in here.
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No, because she's in the Southern District of New York.
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Right.
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She's not doing cases in New Mexico.
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That's what I'm saying, but his conspiracy is that they're taking cases from that kind
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of thing.
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Yes.
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For her, I don't even know how that would work.
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No.
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Well, what he thinks is going on is that there are all these cases, and whenever they need
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a cover-up, they create a case in New York in order for her to take over it, in order
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to squash it, basically.
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That's the game he's playing.
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As opposed to, she was involved in the prosecution of the Maxwell case and has experience in
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this field, so if you're prosecuting the Diddy case, makes sense that you might have someone
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who's been in the territory before.
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You know, Clarice Starling keeps getting called in to find out where Hannibal is.
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She has experience with the one thing that you really need right now.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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And Alex is all over the place.
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She's in the FBI, she's a lawyer, she's in the district, she's a district attorney.
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It feels like he's very, very uncomplicated.
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It's a very situation where you're like, oh, I need a cake.
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Who do you call?
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Somebody who is perhaps the boss of cakes.
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It's very simple, one to one.
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Well, what about the ace of cakes?
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I mean, that's higher than the queen of cakes, I assume.
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The competing show with cake boss ace of cakes.
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I did not understand that.
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No?
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Now I'm confused.
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Which one is related to the Comey family?
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Probably the cake boss.
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Wow, then there we go.
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We gotta go with that.
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So Alex is really just repeating the stuff that was on Jesse Watters' show, and then
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Dan Bongino had talked about this.
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Also Dan Bongino is a deputy head of the FBI now.
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Is he head of the FBI?
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So let's listen to this shithead.
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Okay.
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Wait, and he still does the show?
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The daughter of Comey.
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Here it is.
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We have an update on that from the Telegraph.
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Turns out headline evidence from Jeffrey Epstein's safe went missing after an FBI raid court
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hears in Ghislaine Maxwell's trial.
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Folks, listen, I have over a decade of experience as a federal agent myself.
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Who cares?
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Hey, look at me.
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Experience.
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I'm just telling you for to prove bona fides here.
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I have processed hundreds, if not thousands of pieces of evidence throughout my law enforcement
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career.
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I don't know how you would lose evidence.
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Let me explain to you how evidence works.
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You serve a search warrant in Jeffrey Epstein's house, and let's say, for example, you find
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videotapes or DVDs or whatever it may be.
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You then take them.
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You tag them.
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You note where you found them.
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In many cases, you take pictures.
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In most cases now, you take pictures of where you found them.
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You catalog them in evidence envelopes, so you can't tamper with them, right?
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You seal the envelope.
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You sign the envelope.
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It then comes back with you in custody, and it goes back typically, well, in the Secret
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Service to an evidence vault, which is a big like bank safe in the office.
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To go in the evidence vault, you have to sign in.
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To sign out the evidence, you have to sign out the specific piece of evidence.
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How the hell do you lose evidence in a case this big?
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Is it lost?
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Was it lost, if you get what I mean?
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I don't know.
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I'm just telling you.
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I've never seen evidence.
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You know what I did see evidence lost?
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Seriously.
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Sadly, during 9-11, our office was in 7 World Trade Center, the Secret Service office.
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7 World Trade came down.
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I promise we lost a lot of evidence.
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That's the only time I've ever seen evidence lost.
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All right, let's stop right there.
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And who did that?
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You did.
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Who did that?
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Who ran that?
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I just showed you the articles.
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Maureen Comey.
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She did 9-11?
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Or did Bongino do 9-11 to hide all of his evidence?
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I have no idea.
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I'm very confused.
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Yeah.
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Also, I got really scared when you were like, wait, does he still do his show?
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Because I was like, maybe he does.
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I don't know.
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His show has been replaced by a show called The Vince Show.
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Oh, okay.
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So I think his show is done for now.
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Oh, I was actually pretty...
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I think that's an old clip, because the Telegraph article that he's talking about is from like
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2021.
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Okay.
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So I think that was previous.
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Gotcha.
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Because I was thinking, that actually relieved me quite a bit, because if I'm going back
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to the olden times of government, which is how we're kind of at right here, I would prefer
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to have a loyal servant rewarded with the fiefdom if that servant is not really interested
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in governing.
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You know what I'm saying?
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I want them to be more interested in taking a bath, then I don't have to worry about it
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too much.
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I think that that is what I feel about some ambassadorships, maybe, but maybe not deputy
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head of the FBI.
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Well, I would prefer that not be the case, but it would be a lot easier to eat if he
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was also doing a show and you're like, oh, okay, well, at least he's just, he's just
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doing the show.
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I think it...
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And he draws a salad.
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Well, I think it introduces a lot of really dicey possibilities of the deputy head of
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the FBI doing a propaganda bullshit talk show.
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Yeah, that sounds great.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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So anyway, these people are frauds and they have to know it.
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There's quote unquote missing Epstein evidence, like some CDs and hard drives, but it didn't
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go missing from the police lockup or something like that.
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What happened is that Epstein's home in New York was raided in 2019, but special agent
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Kelly Maguire testified that the FBI didn't have the warrant to remove his property.
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So they couldn't legally take this stuff.
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They photographed these things, but they would have been committing a crime if they took
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his property, which could have risked invalidating them as evidence that then could be introduced
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in court.
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They went through the process of getting a warrant, but when they returned to pick up
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this potential evidence, it was gone.
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The image that people like Alex and Bongino are trying to present is that the missing
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evidence is stuff that the FBI, or I guess now Maureen Comey seized and they were aware
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of it, but then it went missing from their custody.
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This is meant to be an obvious case of a coverup because how can evidence go missing?
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You hear Bongino using his bona fides as evidence that he knows that this thing can
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never happen.
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Evidence just doesn't go missing.
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But if they were at all familiar with this case, they would have to know that this is
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just a misrepresentation.
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It's just impossible to take the story seriously at all and use deceptive tactics like this.
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It's an indicator, it's a necessary indicator of deception.
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Yeah, no, I mean the irony is I think if I'm doing his job, I'm saying, I've been a federal
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for forever, why was the warrant written the way it was?
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Sure.
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That kind of thing.
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To give them a warning.
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That's an angle that you can take there.
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It's a possible one you could take.
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But not this one.
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It's more rooted in reality, and I wouldn't be able to answer that question off the top
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of my head.
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Which is the idea.
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I don't know.
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That's the point, right?
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But exploring the question of why the warrant was written the way it is, is a productive
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path of inquiry as opposed to where's all this missing stuff and pretending that the
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chain of custody and evidence lockers were tampered or whatever, you're just creating
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fantasies.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So when Alex said that this is the most important broadcast ever, I thought the reason was because
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this is the day that Trump insulted Zelensky to his face.
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Right.
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Oh, I remember that.
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Yeah.
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But that hadn't happened yet.
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Oh, wow.
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All right.
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Alex was just excited about trying to defend the Pam Bondi stunt and the fact that Trump
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insulted Zelensky when he showed up.
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It had not even happened yet that they got into a fight in the Oval Office or wherever
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the fuck they were.
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Good stuff.
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But clips are starting to come out of that.
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Oh, boy.
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About an hour ago when Zelensky arrived at the White House, Trump goes, oh, look at your
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little outfit.
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Well, you're so dressed up today.
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Hey, kid.
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That's what Trump does when he hates your guts.
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They weren't carrying the press conference live on national TV, but people were shooting
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clips and getting it out.
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We have those.
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And the crew started coming in about 10 minutes ago and going, hey, you need to see these.
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Now national news has gone to it because Zelensky is melting down on air, freaking out.
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And Trump is just spanking him, spanking.
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He basically has him over his knee, spanking him right now.
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Because he's a little lying, corrupt, cokehead weasel.
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Gay prostitute, totally compromised.
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So the media wasn't ignoring the Trump and Zelensky meeting.
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That's just something that Alex is throwing in for texture.
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In reality, this was one of the most insane and embarrassing meetings I've ever seen between
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a president and another world leader.
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I get that Trump and his base love Putin and hates Zelensky, and that's fine.
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It's their right to have that opinion.
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But the behavior that Trump engaged in was fucking childish.
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Watching this exchange between Trump and Zelensky, I felt gross.
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I don't have a particular connection to Zelensky as a person, but I do believe that he's the
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leader of a country that was invaded and has essentially zero power to stop the war
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outside of capitulating to that invading power.
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I think that his side is right in the conflict.
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And I think that as a superpower on the world stage, we have a responsibility to defend
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countries that are in Ukraine's position, generally speaking.
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We can argue about that.
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And adults can have different perspectives on the US and our international responsibilities.
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That's fine.
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But what happened in this meeting was petulant lashing out and baby stuff.
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J.D. Vance scolded Zelensky for not thanking Trump for the US providing aid to Ukraine
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and things just kind of spiraled out of control.
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That'll happen.
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It was a pure, like, you haven't prostrated yourself enough in front of Trump and now
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we're going to humiliate you kind of situation.
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And you can see how that plays into Alex's interests, but it sends a horrible message
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to the rest of the world.
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Trump doesn't act that way with Kim Jong-un, for example.
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After they met in 2019, Trump said they, quote, fell in love.
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The democratic states of the world understand this messaging and that blow up that Trump
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and Vance had at Zelensky may end up being a giant turning point of international relations
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where the rest of the world just realizes that we aren't a reliable participant in world
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affairs anymore.
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Like I saw friends.
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I'm going to have to say that we're a little late to that party.
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Well, sure.
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Maybe we haven't been a reliable participant in a while.
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That's fair, but I think that the optics of that make it pretty clear to just about everybody.
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Like I don't want to agree with Alex that it's like this is a crazy world changing moment,
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but it has the feeling of something that could be in a textbook.
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Like it really did feel that way.
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A world leader who is at war being treated like a real dick publicly by the president.
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Doing that in private is one thing.
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I'm going to say this, and I mean, feel free to take it however you like, but that won't
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show up in a textbook because all of the other times it's happened aren't in textbooks.
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You understand?
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It's happened a bunch of times between world leaders.
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Bush threw up on that guy.
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We all know about that.
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That was H.W.
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Definitely did that.
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Yeah.
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That was a Japanese ambassador, right?
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Yeah.
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That was fun.
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I wasn't the prime minister.
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I might've been the full on Japanese prime minister.
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I don't think that I can call to mind many examples of a president acting like this.
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Can you?
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Um, I mean, I suppose you'd have to go back further than like our lifetime, you know?
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Go for it.
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Uh, well you've got Jackson for sure.
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Okay.
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That's way back.
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Okay.
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I mean, what part of American history are we like, you know what I'm saying?
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Like how old is America?
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Are we allowing it to be?
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We're pretty close to 250 I think.
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Right?
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So that's about halfway or no, that was about 60 years in.
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That was still, that was first third.
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Well, okay.
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Yeah.
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I'm not going to fully disagree with you, but I'm going to say that that's not modern
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history.
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And I think that that is a little different.
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All right.
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Okay.
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Mass media didn't really exist in the time of Jackson.
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Let me ask you another question.
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Does it matter whether or not we're on the same team and in a conflict?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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So if somebody's on...
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I think you could, well...
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So if you're talking...
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Depends if it's like a jocular familiarity that you're being a dick or not.
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All right.
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All right.
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But say, uh, you know, say we're Afghanistan in the, uh, eighties.
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You are, and somebody's like, Hey, go fuck yourself.
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We cool with that.
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Is that, is that embarrassing or is that fine?
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You know what I'm saying?
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Did you watch this exchange?
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I didn't.
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No.
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Okay.
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For the exchange as it happened to be able to compare it to things in the past.
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No.
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Okay.
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Well, we're going to listen to it and we'll revisit this line of thought that you have
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after we hear it.
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Sure.
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Um, so Alex plays a little bit of a clip of Vance talking to Zelensky, um, and he gets
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bored because it's not electric enough.
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For four years, the United States of America, we had a president who stood up at press conferences
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and talk tough about Vladimir Putin.
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And then Putin invaded Ukraine and destroyed a significant chunk of the country.
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The path to peace and the path to prosperity is maybe engaging in diplomacy.
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We tried the pathway of Joe Biden of thumping our chest and pretending that the president
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of the United States is words mattered more than the president of the United States is
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actions.
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What makes America a good country is America engaging in diplomacy.
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That's what president Trump is doing.
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Can I ask you?
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Sure.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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So he occupied it.
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Uh, our parts, big parts of Ukraine, part of East and Crimea.
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Uh, so he occupied it on 20, 14.
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So during a lot of years, I'm not speaking about just by them, but those time was Obama,
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then president Obama, then president Trump, then president Biden.
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Now the president Trump and Trump will stop him.
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But during 2014, nobody stopped him.
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He just hit pause for a minute, move that forward a little while when the, when the
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next fight starts.
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But we have the earlier stuff now get ready for this and we got to get all this out on
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X right now.
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I mean, I know we're streaming live on X by the way.
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Oh man.
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People are gonna love this on Twitter.
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Um, but yeah, Alex is, uh, only heard about this cause it's happening while he's on air.
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It's unfolding.
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Right.
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And it's kind of boring.
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Sure.
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Cause he's heard that there's a fight.
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Right.
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That happens.
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Right.
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Right.
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Right.
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Here's a Zolinski bringing up 2014 and being, this isn't about Biden or he wants to hear
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somebody yell world star.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Gotcha.
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And so he's like, let's, let's go a little bit ahead.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Let's skip to the good part.
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And so here's some fireworks.
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Put this headline out on the live feed.
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Watch live as Trump puts Zolinski over his knee and publicly spanks him saying, quote,
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you don't have the cards to dictate policy, quote, you should be more thankful.
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I mean, I've got the transcripts here, but I haven't even seen it yet.
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This is insane Lee good, a little arrogant drug addict, and Trump's pissed at it cause
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he lies to him on the phone, agrees to this as he never did.
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Trump has it all recorded in transcripts.
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Share the live feeds right now.
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Get those headlines out folks, please ask Ben to, cause I can't top it myself right
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now.
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Most of the stuff you see on my ex accounts, me or I dictated, but I'm a little busy right
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now, but it's one of the boom breaking Trump is publicly humiliating.
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Zolinski on live TV basically has him over his knee spanking him says, you don't have
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the cards to dictate policy.
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You should be more thankful.
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A ceasefire is inevitable.
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Go to, you don't have the cards.
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You should be more thankful.
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And ceasefire is inevitable.
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Look at this, I'm talking about the kind of diplomacy that's going to end the destruction
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of your country.
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Yes, but if you, Mr. President with respect, I think it's disrespectful for you to come
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to the oval office to try to litigate this in front of the American media.
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Right now you guys are going around and forcing conscripts to the front lines because you
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have manpower problems.
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You should be thinking the president for me to bring it into this conflict.
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Have you ever been to Ukraine that you say what problems we have?
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I have been to, I have actually, I've actually watched and seen the stories and I know what
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happens is you bring people, you bring them on a private tour, Mr. President.
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Do you disagree that you've had problems bringing people into your military and do you think
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that it's respectful to come to the oval office of the United States of America and
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attack the administration that is trying to, trying to prevent the destruction of your
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country?
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A lot of, a lot of questions.
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Let's start from the beginning.
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Sure.
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First of all, during the war, everybody has problems.
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Even you, but you have nice ocean and don't feel now, but you will feel it in the future.
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God bless.
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You don't know that.
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God bless.
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You don't know that.
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God bless.
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You will not have a war.
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Don't tell us what we're going to feel.
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We're trying to solve a problem.
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You will not tell us what we're going to feel because you're in no position to dictate that.
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Remember this.
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You're in no position to dictate what we're going to feel.
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We're going to feel very good.
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We're going to feel very good and very strong.
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You're right now not in a very good position.
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You've allowed yourself to be in a very bad position and he happens to be right about
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it.
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From the very beginning of the war.
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You're not in a good position.
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You don't have the cards right now.
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With us, you start having cards, but right now you don't have your playing cards.
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You're gambling with the lives of millions of people.
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You're gambling with World War III.
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You're gambling with World War III.
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And what you're doing is very disrespectful to the country.
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This country.
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It's back to you.
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Far more than a lot of people said they should have.
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Holy shit.
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Holy shit.
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Right.
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This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.
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I just love Trump even more.
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This is the coolest thing.
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So there's a couple of important points that I want to bring up about this clip.
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The first is that Alex writes a headline about the video he's about to play without ever
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having seen it.
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This is indicative of his style.
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It's about grabbing attention more than it is about conveying information and anyone
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who believes otherwise just hasn't watched his show.
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The second is Alex's response after that video.
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He loves it because it reflects a power imbalance that he really likes.
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Zelensky is in a very vulnerable situation.
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He's the head of a country that has been invaded by a much stronger and larger country and
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his people are being killed.
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He's in a position where he could end the conflict, but it would likely come at the
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expense of even more of his people and likely the autonomy of the country as a whole.
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Essentially, he can make the war stop when he wants, but that doesn't guarantee Ukraine's
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safety or even existence into the future.
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Without US aid, he has a very hard time making any other decision than capitulating to the
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larger power.
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Trump and Vance know this in the context of this meeting.
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They know that Zelensky literally cannot tell them to fuck off without putting the lives
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of his people at a much greater risk.
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They can act however they want and he has to take it because if he blows up at them,
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he does so at the cost of his own people's lives.
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When Trump talks to leaders like Putin and Kim Jong-un, this dynamic doesn't exist because
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they don't rely on the US to keep their public safe, which they don't really care about anyway.
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Russia and North Korean relations with the United States are bad, so either of them could
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just tell Trump to fuck off and he would end up looking weak, so he's very nice to them.
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He licks their boots, one might even say.
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However, in the context of this relationship, Trump has the ability to act like a big bully,
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knowing that the other party doesn't have the power to stand up to him.
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Alex loves this shit because ultimately he's a bully too, and he believes that might makes
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right so long as might is defined in such a way that he feels like he's always part
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of the mightiest group.
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It's coward shit, and Alex's response to it is very telling.
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But you, you hear that.
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That's not similar.
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That one's, no, it's, that's like, that's letter writing shit.
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That was back before people could see it.
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You know, that's, that's the type of shit you would say to other world leaders whenever
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you never had to worry about like, oh, this is going to get out.
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My dear sir.
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Live television is a whole different story.
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Yeah.
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Nobody's doing that shit.
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Right.
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That's that.
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When I, when I said, we'll revisit this.
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Well, yeah, no, they've been, that's unlike a lot of, I can't think of a parallel in the
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modern history.
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Nope.
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It's something that's public.
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Like TV.
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Like I said earlier, if this argument was happening in private, sure, whatever.
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No, if it was happening in the UN, it would be understandable.
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Like this type of shit has happened in the UN plenty of times act like fools, but it's
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never the one in charge.
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It's just a bunch of ambassadors talking shit with each other.
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You know?
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Yeah.
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And I think it's, I think it's degrading, uh, to us even like, uh, well, okay, whatever.
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Fart.
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So you had a fart.
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Yes.
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Alex busted.
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Yeah.
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Good for him.
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Alex has a mental orgasm for him.
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This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.
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God, I just love Trump even more.
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All for some words of appreciation for the United States of America and the president
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who's trying to save your country.
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Oh my God.
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Excuse me.
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That was with Obama who gave you sheets and I gave you javelins.
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I gave you the javelins to take out all those tanks.
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Obama gave you sheets.
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In fact, the statement is Obama gave sheets and Trump gave javelins.
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You got to be more thankful because let me tell you, you don't have the cards with us.
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You have the cards, but without us, you don't have any cards.
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Thank you very much.
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It's an honor to have president Zelensky of Ukraine and we've been working very hard,
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very close.
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So we've actually known each other for a long time.
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We've been dealing with the cease fires and evitable.
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Um, I just had the biggest mental orgasm of my life.
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Yeah, man.
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He busted gross up in the head.
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Do you know the brain is the biggest erogenous zone in the body?
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I've heard.
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I've heard.
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I didn't, I didn't want to hear it out of his mouth.
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No.
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Yeah.
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And honestly, I usually think people are speaking in metaphor when they say something
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like I just had a mental orgasm.
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I think he like, yeah.
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Alex, I think we might have to take this a little more seriously.
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I agree.
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Because he proceeds from this point to make noises.
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Does he start smoking a cigarette and you're like, ah, we is that a...
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Yeah.
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No, I don't, I don't know if he's smoking a cigarette, but he does make noises for two
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minutes straight.
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Oh my God.
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I just had the biggest mental orgasm of my life.
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I mean, you think senior team when the super bowl's fun.
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I know you're same thing.
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I, I.
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We also have the big FBI whistleblower that exposed all this four days ago and then again
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two days ago broke exclusive.
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He's got massive exclusiveness.
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He's got high level contact with the people inside the New York office where the raids
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are going on.
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You're going to get the exclusives coming up next hour.
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Folks, I'm, I'm actually just so much, so much, uh, endorphins dumping right now.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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No, stop.
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Somebody stop him.
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This is what they must've felt like when the death star blew up.
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And that was real, you know, cause this, this death star just blow blew up.
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You see, it's a mental bullying.
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They had a trance people were under and it's, it was already breaking, but that was still
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a little missed.
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It's like crystal clear.
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You can see a trillion miles right now.
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Oh my God.
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Thank you.
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God.
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I
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may just loop those clips for the rest of the show.
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I don't know.
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Oh God.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, so I think he busted.
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Yup.
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This is the button.
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Okay.
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So here's your button for this.
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Cause I think a lot of people, the quick and dirty ways to do, they all have what he's
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having.
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Terrible.
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Overplayed.
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Right.
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Your button for this is Rex turns and looks at his mom and she goes, yup.
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Every time.
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Sure.
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Yup.
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Not bad.
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Not bad.
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Yup.
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So yeah, there's a lot of noises.
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He's feeling good.
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I don't know if that's good.
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I don't know what feeling that.
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I think that's a feeling of excitement, perhaps ecstasy, but I don't know if that's always
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a good feeling.
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No, I think that there's an acknowledgement on some level and I think that Alex, if he
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were forced to actually process like the way he's behaving and what he stands for, I think
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Trump has just mirrored him a little bit in the terms of like, if you're a baby in an
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adult body, people can't stop you.
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Yeah.
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Like if you just act like a baby, but you have the force of a human adult, like people
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just, they don't know what to do with that.
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I mean, they could stop you, but they don't, which is amazing.
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Right.
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And Alex has certainly illustrated that through the last long time in his life.
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Sure.
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And Trump is now doing that in terms of international relations.
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Yeah.
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The death star of people acting like adults is blown up.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I think for the longest time.
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I think for the longest time we were like, ah, you can't, people aren't babies.
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You have to not believe people are babies because if you don't believe people are babies,
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then you can use words all of the time.
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Right.
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But then once you find out some people are babies, words don't always work.
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So for people who think you can only use words, ah, they're fucked, sorry.
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You're going to get your ass beat by a baby.
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So good luck to you.
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Yeah.
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You're just running around until you run into that violent fucking baby.
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If you had any number of skills that weren't just talking, you could fight back against
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a giant baby.
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But apparently.
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Nope.
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You know, I was thinking about Zombies Ate My Neighbors.
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Wait, was that the video game or is that a book series that I'm thinking of?
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It's a video game.
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Okay.
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From the Super Nintendo.
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Did they win?
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No.
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I guess there are zombies in it, but there's a whole bunch of other kind of monsters.
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Okay.
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One of them, one of the bosses, so you have to save your neighbors from all these monsters.
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Otherwise zombies will have eaten your neighbors.
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Right, right.
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Titular game.
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And one of them is a baby that's walking around.
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Big baby?
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Old baby?
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Dead baby?
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Just a baby.
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Just a regular baby.
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That's one of the victim's neighbors that you need to save.
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Oh, okay.
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You need to save the baby.
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Right.
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Gotcha.
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But there's a boss that's a giant baby.
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See, there we go.
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Right.
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Now you're confused.
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Uh huh.
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Do I save the giant baby or just the little baby?
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You need to kill the giant baby in order to turn it back into a regular baby to save.
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That's a big leap of faith.
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You're going to have, it's going to be hard, how about we put it to you this way, right?
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And it's like dropping milk on you from its bottle.
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If somebody just said, oh hey, in order to make that baby a regular baby again, you have
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to kill it, I don't think you should just believe that person.
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They do not have any evidence that that will turn it back into a regular baby.
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What if you're being chased around by werewolves and draculas and big spiders?
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Then I suggest you have larger problems than a big baby.
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Not when that big baby shows up.
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That is the biggest problem.
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That is the biggest problem.
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Yes.
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I still don't think you can trust the person who's just saying it'll go back to, if somebody
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was like, hey, you got to kill that baby, even if it doesn't go back to normal.
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Let me tell you about this.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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No one is telling you you've got to kill the baby to turn it back into a normal baby.
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Okay.
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You are just trying to kill it.
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Assuming that you're going to kill this baby.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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It just so happens that it turns back into a regular baby afterwards.
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Isn't that great?
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I knew I was going to do that the whole time.
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That's what you say.
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Yeah.
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No.
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You're setting out to kill this huge baby.
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Gotcha.
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Okay.
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Because it's stomping all over everybody.
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As long as we're all aware of what we're doing on that day.
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Yeah.
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That's what I think is important.
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Anyway, it's a fun game I was thinking about.
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You should play that on the virtual console, on the Switch.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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So anyway, these are the kind of thoughts you have when Alex just makes noises for long
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stretches of time.
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Yeah, that's fucked up.
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And so he mentioned there that there's like a FBI whistle blower that he's going to talk
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to.
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Yeah.
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And so he talks about that a little bit more while he's continuing to make noises.
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Thanks for that, thanks for that cold open.
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I learned about some really good stuff recently I can't tell you about yet.
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They didn't know other FBI agents had all the stuff they destroyed.
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I'm sorry, got it.
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Oh, God.
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I've been fighting these people for 35 years, folks.
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This is like I've been swimming 50 miles, man, and I finally got to land.
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I've never felt like this in my life.
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Oh, oh, oh, this is not an act, folks.
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I can't control myself.
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OK, just share those clips again.
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I really believe you when people say I'm not doing an act when they're really doing an
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act.
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Yeah, it's convincing.
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So I've read about these guys and no judgment, but they their kink is like really getting
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their balls smashed, like just with cock and ball torture kind of heavy, just really heavy
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smashing the balls.
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And like, I imagine that's the sound of the feeling that you're looking for, right?
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Like a combination of like, this is what I want, but also this is maybe the worst pain
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I've ever experienced in my life.
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Sure.
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Like a whole swirl of things.
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If we take it away from like ball torture or whatever, it's like jumping into ice water
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or something like that, you know?
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I could have chosen ice water.
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That is a good point.
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There's like an exhilaration of like a surrender to some overwhelming sensation.
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Sure, sure, sure, sure.
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I guess that's what Alex is trying to recreate or the appearance of that is what he's trying
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to recreate.
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All right.
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It's unconvincing and he's a terrible actor.
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Yeah, he is.
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So it ends up sounding like this.
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I think somebody should smash his balls.
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Yep.
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And then we'll get a good take out of that.
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Give him the old Belvedere treatment.
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Absolutely.
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Yeah, that's what you need for a good take, buddy.
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Yeah.
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Alex has some guests on the show and I don't particularly care.
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One of them is Jeremy Brown, who's a January 6th rioter who Trump pardoned and in the process
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of pardoning him for what he did on January 6th, he ended up getting pardoned for a separate
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gun charge where police found that he had six guns in his home, which he was not legally
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allowed to have because he was a felon.
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Sure.
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A couple of the guns he had, like a modified AR-15 and a sawed off shotgun would be illegal
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for him to have even if he wasn't a felon.
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Sure.
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But oh well.
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He also possessed documents he was improperly storing from back when he had previously been
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a member of U.S. special forces and grenades he was found to have stolen from the FBI.
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Cool.
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And all of that got wiped away because Trump January 6th.
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That's fucking great.
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So that's cool.
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So that guy, also Oathkeeper, also Alex interviews that FBI whistleblower that he was mentioning
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is a guy named Garrett O'Boyle, who was suspended by the FBI in 2022 for leaking sensitive information
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to Project Veritas, which he was accused of lying to Congress about, is given of that
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information.
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Sure, sure, sure, sure.
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Allegedly some of the information he leaked was part of an ongoing investigation, which
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could have the effect of tampering with the case.
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Anyway, he's been the star of right wing media spaces ever since because of the FBI whistleblowing.
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He's been pretty cool.
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And I don't really care about all this nonsense because Alex has another guest.
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I've got one, okay, I don't give a shit about what he has to say about what he wants to
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talk about.
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It's meaningless to me, but I want to know the feeling of being Jeremy Brown, like staring
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down the barrel of the rest of your life.
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The sawed-off shotgun of the rest of your life.
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The rest of your life is laid out in front of you.
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Like it has been signed, sealed, delivered.
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It is there.
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You are going to be in a hole forever.
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I tried to overthrow the government, and then I was found to be in possession of stolen
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grenades, illegal guns, and classified information that I shouldn't have had.
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And if I am in possession of all of those things, I am not in the possession of good
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behavior.
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So I will not be getting out of this prison early.
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And if anything, probably going to have some years tacked on.
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Right?
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Yeah, you're looking at a Ghislaine Maxwell-sized sentence, probably.
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He's going to be an old man, and then all of the sudden, fucking get out of jail.
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A literal, not figurative.
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You really expect like, okay.
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Get out of jail free.
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I think that I'm probably going to get away with rioting the Capitol thing.
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Some of it.
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Probably.
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I'm looking at other people getting away with it, and I'm thinking, yeah, I'll probably
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get away with that.
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Yeah, Trump's let out the Proud Boys, and Joe Biggs, and all that.
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Right.
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So I'm probably cool.
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Right.
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I probably am still in trouble about the grenades.
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Still doing five to ten for explosives, then I've got another like ten years of probation,
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so they're going to check to see, they can do a wellness check, they can see if I've
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got guns on my property at any point in time.
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And then to walk outside and just be like, this is crazy.
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You know those sounds Alex was making earlier?
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It would make sense for him to make those noises.
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Yes, absolutely.
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Listen, it should not be free, but I want to know what that feels like.
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It's got to be the best feeling.
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Like getting kicked in the balls.
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Absolutely.
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I assume.
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It's got to be the best.
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Winning the lottery is fine, but that's going from neutral to positive.
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To go from hell to just being like normal, that's crazy.
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That's crazy.
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So I don't really care about either of these interviews, because like I said, there's another
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guest.
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Yeah.
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And it's a puppet.
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Fuck you.
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Wait, is it Owen Schroyer?
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No.
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God damn it.
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Which fucking puppet is it?
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I guess there's a puppet that goes around and argues with protesters or something like
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that.
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Ugh, triumph the shitty comic dog?
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Kind of, yeah.
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And so Alex has this puppet on, and he's trying to do a bit with the guy.
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Of course he is.
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Here's how that goes.
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Okay.
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Your work is incredible.
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What do you think of the FBI mutiny and refusing to give up with the Jeffrey Epstein information
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and now the FBI raid on the FBI in New York?
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What are you expecting to happen?
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And what is your overall report card on Donald Trump during this historic day 39?
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Uh, golly.
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I don't know.
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Look, I'm so overcome by that display.
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I just want to tell you not to quit your day job, Alex.
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You got a big skill stack.
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I don't think puppetry is one of them.
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Don't be offended.
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Put that green bastard down.
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Don't make me destroy you.
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Oh yeah, take the number.
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You don't know the power of the dark side.
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Join me, Edgar.
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I know the power of Alex Jones.
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Bring him back, you boring gay frog.
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And I will complete your training.
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No, I don't need training.
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I don't even have a groin.
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I can't pee.
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Don't even worry about training.
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I am going to give you life.
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All right, like, bye-bye.
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I have summoned you here for a purpose.
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What is it?
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Is it this frog stick?
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Let me guess.
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Come on.
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Let me guess.
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Free me!
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Nobody summons Edgar.
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Free me!
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That pleases me to be the first.
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Free me from this bit!
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Uh, I forgot the question.
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Can you repeat it?
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I'm sending it to you, Donald Trump.
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No!
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Edgar.
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I don't got no mind.
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Edgar.
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Okay.
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Did only one ever tell you what happened to your father?
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Okay.
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Oh, God.
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I don't think I have a father.
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My origin story is...
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Oh, my God.
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I am your father.
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Oh, my God.
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That is painful.
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Woof.
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You kind of get the sense that, you know, I didn't look into it at all because I don't
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care.
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It's a guy who does puppet YouTube stuff for probably rage-bait purposes, but he actually
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seems like he probably has, like, an ability to roll with an interview.
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Like, he's got some chops.
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He's done a few improv classes, for sure.
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Probably because he's gotta be out there doing the puppet shit with the people who he's having
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these interviews with.
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Yep.
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He's gotta be able to respond.
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I know a lot of that's probably editing, but not all of it.
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And your scene partner being Alex, who's trying to do a Darth Vader as a straight frog.
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What a disaster.
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Wow.
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It's impressive how bad that is.
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I've never been to any small improv theater that did not desperately need every single
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dollar that they could trick out of somebody into buying classes from, right?
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And even they would be like, Alex, you can't come here anymore, buddy.
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You can't do this.
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You're ruining it for the rest of the people who work at offices.
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This is awful.
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Yeah, I think that the guy was trying so subtly to be like, this is a dead end.
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Stop.
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This is a dead end, Alex.
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You can't, one, this is a scene that you've negated by suddenly becoming Darth Vader.
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And now you're doing lines from Darth Vader, am I supposed to react as though I am Luke
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Skywalker?
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You were trying to do some kind of weird spiritual callback to that, or some of the voice and
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the character, and then you became literal with it.
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I think that this guy has enough sense to be like, I'm a fucking puppet.
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Shut up.
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Yeah.
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Stop this.
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Stop it.
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Stop this.
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Yeah.
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If we do this, there's no off-ramp.
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No.
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You have to play your part in this exchange or else it's dead in the water.
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Yeah.
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And it is dead in the water.
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Yeah.
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He's left with one option or he's left with two options.
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It's been whittled down perfectly to the, I guess I'll just go, ah.
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Or, Alex, you need to stop this bit.
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I will remove the puppet from my hand and I will talk to you like a person.
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You've got to stop, buddy.
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Yeah.
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You know?
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That's it.
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Well, there's that triumph bit where he goes to the Star Wars line and there's a Lord of
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the Rings guy who does a hand puppet to try and talk back to him.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And that only works because triumph is really mean to him.
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Right.
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It could work if Alex allowed the insults to exist, but instead he just powers forward
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with his Darth Vader impression.
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Yeah.
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It's rough.
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The idea, yeah, he can't, I mean, even the choice of character, even the choice of Darth
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Vader is a signifier of, I cannot submit myself to a ribbing.
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I can't be the one who's being bullied.
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I cannot do it.
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The position I must exist in in this scene is super powerful.
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And the only power that you have is being bestowed upon you by me.
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Yep.
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It's bad.
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It's bad for comedy.
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It's bad for everything.
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Everything.
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I think he's forgotten about Gene Hackman.
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I think I forgot about Gene Hackman, which I guess is the advantage of living through
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his eyes.
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Like every day is a new day is a trite thing that people say.
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Maybe it is.
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Yeah.
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No, I mean, like he complains about how the globalists think you all have the memory of
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a goldfish.
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But every day has an entirely new continuity to it.
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We are no longer tortured about 200 prophetic dreams about Gene Hackman.
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And now we're excited about defending Pam Bondi and having a mental orgasm about Zelensky.
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And then interviewing a fucking puppet.
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Yep.
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I don't even, you know, and like knowing sleep science, you know, like, I don't even know
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if I've how long it takes me to get to 200 REM cycles to drink, to have a dream.
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You know what I mean?
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Like, cause it's not every night and it can't be for him either.
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No.
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And do you have dreams that you don't remember?
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And so for him to be alleging that there's 200 dreams that he remembers absurd would
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imply that there's probably 400 tons.
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Yeah.
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Stuff that he doesn't remember.
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Just, and then to just, I'm going to be a straight frog.
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That's it.
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That's what we've got.
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I am your father.
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That's what we've got.
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I'm interviewing a puppet, hoping to get some views from whatever audience this puppet has.
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I remember, I remember so many times like watching any kind of, any number of programs,
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reading anything, like all of these people harkening back to like, oh, if only the children
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knew what it was like to become an adult.
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If only they could hang on to their innocence.
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If only they could just recognize what they have now and value it for what it is.
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And it's like, no, you shouldn't.
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Cause that's what happens.
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Alex is what happens.
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Don't value that shit.
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Grow up.
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Asshole.
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Yeah.
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Um, keep, keep your inner child and all that stuff.
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Keep it in.
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Sure.
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Um, but yeah, if you're Peter Pan and uh, you live in the unfortunately bad real world.
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Yeah.
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Um, yeah.
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You got to go back to never, Neverland buddy.
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Yes.
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You can't live with us.
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No.
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Sorry Alex.
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We're not for you.
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No.
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Cause, but like that's the, that's the fucking problem is that if he actually were that Peter
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Pan, I would welcome him into our world in as much as like, if on this episode he was
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like, Oh God, Trump is talking to Zelensky, but I can't focus because of Gene Hackman.
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Right.
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Right.
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Right.
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Right.
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He was actually that.
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I would think that was great.
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If he was actually tortured by his own like failings and there was internal continuity
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and consistency, then that would be funny.
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Even if he was like, even if he treated it as a meta thing that he, even if he was faking
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it, but he added to his character, like the, the expression of this character will also
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have a subtext of being tortured by his failure to follow God forever.
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You know, like, and this is the moment that it happens and there's going to be tinged
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there forever.
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That would be amazing.
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No, but there's an Ebola outbreak going on in Denver.
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We've got the annual big balls award.
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No.
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No.
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All of this stuff.
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You have failed the Lord.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, um, we'll be back.
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We'll see if Gene Hackman plays into the future.
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I hope he does.
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I do too.
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I'm never going to forget this.
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I probably will forget this, but I'm going to try and keep, I'm going to try and remember
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it as best I can.
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I feel like one of our biggest challenges is remembering all of the stuff that's happened
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like this, that we've been like, well, there's no way I'll ever forget that.
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Yeah.
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We just move along.
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Cause he does.
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That's all of his own lore.
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He's got a power, but this Gene Hackman thing, I think we really got it.
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We got to stick with it.
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Because I think, I think there is something to the idea that he's been in a belly of a
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whale since resisting the call of God.
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I think that's our, I think that's our 2025.
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We got to figure out something to do with the whale.
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Yeah.
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2025 is the whale.
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That's my premise.
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Uh, that, that I have Alex is stuck.
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We are the whale.
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He's Jonah.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:14.300)
Yes.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:15.300)
He, no, we're observing Jonah.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:16.659)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:17.659)
In the whale.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:18.659)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:19.659)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:21.180)
We're Statler and wall dwarfing, uh, Jonah and a whale.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:23.859)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:24.859)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:25.859)
Okay.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:26.859)
Uh, and in some ways we're forced to live in the whale as well because we're observing,
Unknown Speaker (01:26:29.220)
but uh, I don't know.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:30.220)
What are you going to do?
Unknown Speaker (01:26:31.220)
Anyway, we'll be back.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:32.220)
Until then, we have a website.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:33.220)
Indeed we do.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:34.220)
It's knowledgefight.com.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:35.220)
Yep.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:36.220)
We'll be back.
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But until then, I'm Neo.
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I'm Leo.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:39.220)
I'm DZX Clark.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:40.220)
I am the mysterious professor.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:41.220)
Woo.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:42.220)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:43.220)
Woo.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:44.220)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:45.220)
Woo.
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Unknown Speaker (01:26:47.220)
Andy in Kansas.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:48.220)
You're on the air.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:49.220)
Thanks for holding.
Unknown Speaker (01:26:50.779)
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I love your work.
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I love you.
