1023: February 28, 2025

In this installment, Dan and Jordan find Alex in the aftermath of having not saved Gene Hackman, as he tries to play defense for Pam Bondi's failed PR stunt and has a mental orgasm over Trump being mean to Zelensky.

Tidbits

• Alex says it's the most important broadcast he's ever done. Again.
• Alex claims "full-spectrum" understanding, having scanned everything since 3am.
• Alex: Trump is performing at 1,000%.
• The deep state is in a massive civil war with Trump, and reaching a climax.
• Alex believes Pam Bondi was set up regarding the Epstein files release.
• Trump is ending the Ukraine war, and calling Zelensky a clown to his face.
• Alex claims James Comey's daughter has run all of the Jeffrey Epstein prosecutions and operations out of New York.
• Alex claims Epstein evidence went missing under Maureen Comey's watch. Implies it disappeared from FBI custody. (It didn't.)
• Alex turns to Zelensky visit: Zelensky is "melting down" and Trump is "spanking" him.
• Alex: Zelensky is "a little lying, corrupt, cokehead weasel."
• Alex calls the Trump/Zelensky exchange "the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life."
• Alex: "I just had the biggest mental orgasm of my life."
• Alex: "This is what they must have felt like when the Death Star blew up."
• Alex performs his version of that scene from When Harry Met Sally. He's a terrible actor.
• Alex 'interviews' the Daily Caller's 'Edgar' puppet; it's painfully awful.