Transcript/772: December 18-19, 2003

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Red Alert. Red alert. Red alert. Red alert. Knowledge five days. Damn, Jordan I'm sweating. Knowledge party.com It's time to pray. I have great respect for knowledge like knowledge. I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys. Xiang V or the bad guy knowledge. Dan and Jordan knowledge fight need money Andy and Andy are stopping Andy and Ken handy in Kansas. And he started the fray Andy in Kansas. You're on the airplanes rolling. Huge fan. I love your word. Knowledge by knowledge fight.com I love you.

Dan (00:00:59.000)

Everybody would make notes right? I'm Dan. I'm Jordan workable dudes like sit around worship at the altar of saline and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh,

Jordan (00:01:07.000)

indeed we are Dan Jordan. had a quick question for you. It's a great spot today buddy.

Dan (00:01:13.000)

My bright spot today is vindication vindication. I have been very publicly worried about Uncle howdy I

Dan (00:01:26.000)

gotta say, I think I'm done

Jordan (00:01:34.000)

you know, I think about sometimes sometimes people bring up like they they're going through the back catalogue, listen to the stuff and then they hear this like little saga of in bits or something like that. I love the idea of somebody like 10 years from now listening. Be like, I got to know how this uncle How do you pig turns out the

Dan (00:01:55.000)

wrestling story.

Jordan (00:01:56.000)

This episode is what brings it home

Dan (00:01:58.000)

man. Man oh man. So for people who did not watch the Royal Rumble or are not aware of wrestling business. Bray Wyatt has come back and he has been tormented by a weirdo and a top hat. And it was culminating in a Pitch Black Mountain Dew pitch black match between himself and this guy named La night and it turns out we No one knew what the pitch black match was gonna be. And it was just people in like glow in the dark. It

Jordan (00:02:27.000)

was cosmic bone cosmic fall Yeah, yes. It was cosmic bowling.

Dan (00:02:30.000)

I felt so bad. Yeah, I know.

Jordan (00:02:32.000)

That was really embarrassing.

Dan (00:02:35.000)

Hadn't been very public about how worried I was about this

Jordan (00:02:39.000)

being excited about it would have made you in retrospect feel real dumb.

Dan (00:02:42.000)

Oh, yeah, I would have felt so terrible. Yeah. Almost as terrible as you feel if you drink a little mountain dew. Why the fuck did they make that? I don't know. So bad somebody had it there. Yeah.

Jordan (00:02:53.000)

Did you take a sip?

Dan (00:02:54.000)

I did. Oh, good. I tried to cocktail. And I tried it just straight. Yeah, it's very bad. Neat. No ice. I don't like ice melting and diluting

Jordan (00:03:10.000)

I gotta get the full flavor.

Dan (00:03:12.000)

Anyway, I think I might be more accurately described as not that interesting. It's getting given up on pray wipe out at this point. I think fire will sweet break. My favorite

Jordan (00:03:23.000)

part is that while we were watching that, I was like, okay, cool. And I went to take I went to the bathroom. I was gone for maybe 60 seconds. And then when I came back, they were like you missed uncle howdy. Yeah, he was Oh, God. It's all done and God

Dan (00:03:38.000)

showed up on the top of something really tall through a bad elbow.

Jordan (00:03:42.000)

was gone disappeared into the night. Yep. Good stuff.

Dan (00:03:46.000)

So Nellie anyway, in some ways, because I guess I'm free of the curse of

Jordan (00:03:51.000)

Yeah, it's brave. You know, you've had you've had one foot in one foot out for too long. There's

Dan (00:03:56.000)

been a lot of hope that something would work out Mr. Barrett. Anyway, what's your bread spot?

Jordan (00:04:03.000)

My bright spot is it's it's very very cold. Okay, yeah, my bright spot.

Dan (00:04:08.000)

I think it's about five degrees. Very,

Jordan (00:04:09.000)

very cold outside. My bright spot is my wife bought me some gloves. She bought me some really warm gloves. And every time there's that delicate equilibrium if you have if you have a dog between having gloves, and being able to open the dog bags sure to pick up the shit.

Dan (00:04:26.000)

I don't know. I don't know about this. But I understand where you're, you've sent

Jordan (00:04:29.000)

those dog bags can be impossible to open those sons these gloves. Keep my hands warm and open the dog back.

Dan (00:04:36.000)

Perfect to the register on your phone. No, they don't. It's two out of three. You can't have all three of those meatloaf once said two out of three ain't bad. Yeah, you ain't lyin song I know. Neither was he. Um, well, that's good. Yeah.

Jordan (00:04:51.000)

Nice gloves. Amazing gloves. That's amazing. That

Dan (00:04:53.000)

makes a lot of difference. Oh, yeah. There were years when I had like some just shitty mittens. Yeah, and it was kind Like, Oh, I can do better than this, but I never thought to. And then I got good gloves. And I was like, Oh man,

Jordan (00:05:05.000)

it was I always go back and forth. I'm like, Okay, well I get these fingerless gloves, you know, so I can open the dog bags with my fingers and three fingers. Yeah, well, you got to look badass, obviously, because I lift weights all the time, too. I'm always holding a dumbbell. But, but then your fingers get cold and then you get the warm gloves can open the dog bags. So you gotta take the gloves off. It's a nightmare. Nightmare. These are perfect.

Dan (00:05:28.000)

Well, that's great. Yes. So Jordan today we have an episode. We got we're gonna do here. Okay. So here's, there's a couple of variables that are in play. First of all, we didn't have an episode on Monday due to Uncle Heidi's chat elbow drop it Yes. Yeah. And also, I had been doing a lot of, I have a number of deposition stuff that I was going through. So there was a lot of that pre loading work. And so we were here on Wednesday, and I was really hoping to do a present day episode, because I felt like it was time to check in. Yeah, but Alex has been out of the studio. He's been he's been what he's been out of studio since like, Wednesday. Maybe Wednesday or Thursday. I think the 26th

Jordan (00:06:13.000)

You know what? I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't think things are looking too well for his business. No,

Dan (00:06:18.000)

Banda video was down all morning. And here's the one thing I want to bring up. Yeah. There is one notable thing that happened in that time that we could catch up on but it doesn't merit an episode share. And that is Leanne McAdoo came back once Leanne was back to do

Jordan (00:06:37.000)

No, no shit. Yeah, it's been years. Yeah,

Dan (00:06:40.000)

she was back in studio doing an interview with Alex and watching. It just made me feel how dissonant everything was. Yeah, because she comes from a different time. Right? In Info Wars when it was smaller. It didn't you know, it doesn't feel right for her to be in the shouting about the devil. Yeah. What

Jordan (00:06:58.000)

was she? What would she do it?

Dan (00:07:00.000)

I don't know. It was boring as hell. I mean, for sure. I'm sure I skimmed through it a little bit. But yeah, it just it didn't it didn't feel right. But it also bummed me out because I had really hoped or at least kind of thought like, well, you know, she's living her life in the same way with like, Jakari. Jake. Yeah,

Jordan (00:07:15.000)

at least they've moved on. Yeah. You know, yeah. By past is the past,

Dan (00:07:19.000)

right. And it kind of bummed me out to see her back on there. Like, you don't need to do this now. Nope. No worries. That's just the past is not the past, you should get there. So anyway, we're not going to talk about that. Good. We're talking about 2003. Okay, we're gonna talk about December 18 and 19th. All right. 2003. That is a Thursday and Friday. Now, here's part of the reason

Jordan (00:07:40.000)

because the bath party is back. You've done some more research. And actually, they never did the bath of vacation. They were all they just took armbands off and they didn't nope,

Dan (00:07:49.000)

nope. Oh, that doesn't come up on today's episode. Okay. So maybe let me change his mind. Yeah. No see on the 22nd. The weekend. That's right. I did not have a Sunday show. So here's the deal. We have these live shows in Milwaukee coming up a strip, and here's one, here's my hope. Okay. And maybe this is an excuse to do episodes in the past. I accept that. That's a possibility. But I think it would be fun. If we could do one of those episodes is Alex's response to Howard Dean screen?

Jordan (00:08:27.000)

That would be amazing. That we can do it. It can be done

Dan (00:08:30.000)

that is in January 2004. Right can make it there in time. Right. Right. Right. But it just requires a little bit of commitment cast.

Jordan (00:08:37.000)

Here's what it is. All right. It's not a rationalization if it's a goal, right. And if it's a goal and you succeed, then it never was a rationalization to begin with. And it's a victory. See?

Dan (00:08:47.000)

I like the way you were in the past. Exactly. And we'll get down to business on this episode. But first, let's say hello to somebody. Whoa, that's a great idea. So this one is right on time. Merry Christmas, Christa like crystal, but Christmas. And happy birthday. Thank you so much for that ballsy walk.

Alex Jones (00:09:03.000)

I'm a policy wonk.

Jordan (00:09:04.000)

Thank you very much.

Dan (00:09:05.000)

Right on, right on cue. Next. And Jordan, we have a couple of technocrats in the mix. Thank you so much is now a policy walk. But before we get to the episode here, a couple of out of context drops. You are now a policy walk.

Alex Jones (00:09:17.000)

I'm a policy wonk. That's

Jordan (00:09:18.000)

mean, that's been that's just that's too complicated.

Dan (00:09:22.000)

Next, a little mental breaky. For me. Thank you so much for now policy walk.

Alex Jones (00:09:26.000)

I'm a policy wonk. All right. Well, now

Jordan (00:09:27.000)

that seems perfectly curated immediately following the last one. That's

Dan (00:09:31.000)

next. Here I am. wanks. Again, I'm torn into pieces. I knew they want to do the same. But anyway, you're now ballsy walk.

Alex Jones (00:09:38.000)

I'm a policy wonk.

Jordan (00:09:39.000)

Thank you very much.

Dan (00:09:41.000)

David mix nibble Snapple of the Gribble, Pebble, thank you so much. You are now ballsy one.

Alex Jones (00:09:45.000)

I'm a policy wonk.

Jordan (00:09:46.000)

Thank you very much. And

Dan (00:09:47.000)

we got to take for granted the mix Jordan and this is not just another policy wonky name. That's right. You're in our policy. We got a technocrat This is really fun. This is first Well, thank you so much. Hail, second Satan. You're now technocrat, but the reason I'm holding off on hitting button here is because in parentheses right after it says, if that's cool shout out to be a very polite salutation. So thank you so much. You are now a technocrat. I'm a

Alex Jones (00:10:22.000)

policy wonk.

Unknown Speaker (00:10:24.000)

The amount of intelligent brilliant someone

Alex Jones (00:10:25.000)

Someone saw tonight sent me a bucket of poop daddy sharp.

Alex Jones (00:10:30.000)

Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black action. He's a loser. Little little Katie, baby. I don't want to hate black people. I renounce Jesus Christ. Thank

Dan (00:10:41.000)

you so much.

Jordan (00:10:42.000)

Thank you very much.

Dan (00:10:43.000)

Now, Jordan, we do have another constant context drop from this this episode. Right? So here we go. You're gonna love to hear this because I know you're talking about your dog bags. Right? Right.

Alex Jones (00:10:51.000)

Yeah. 98% of dogs will not eat you. And

Dan (00:10:54.000)

that's great. That

Jordan (00:10:55.000)

is great news. Great news. That is great news. Although 2% weight. But the question is when? When Will those 2% Eat me while I'm sleeping?

Dan (00:11:05.000)

Sure. That's the that's the worrying part. easy target. Yeah, when you're sleeping. Yeah, but 98% of dogs won't eat. You won't eat me. Wow, that's nice. We're gonna learn a lot about this later on.

Jordan (00:11:17.000)

Are there more dog facts or

Dan (00:11:19.000)

circumstances where we go? And just like to remind you that Alex likes to kill dogs, allegedly.

Jordan (00:11:27.000)

Where's? Where's non-fan?

Dan (00:11:29.000)

So we started on the 18th here and man Oh, man. There is a lot of treading water. On this episode, these he puts up the call for phone calls. Sure. And then he's clearly not getting any. And so he's just filling time with what I would describe as meaningless platitudes.

Alex Jones (00:11:47.000)

The bumper sticker that reads, The Man Who dies with the most toys wins is a fraud. The man who dies who has who has uplifted humanity, who has taken care of his or her children, the person that dies, who has in vented technologies and who has who has brought forward ideas of goodness, the person that that builds civilization wins the person who promotes creativity, and freedom and decency and honor and family wins. And the globalist understand this, they're all about control. They're all about knocking out the spark of creativity, controlling it dumbing us down. They're scared to death of you. And you're in a house or we're made in the image of God, ladies and gentlemen, and they want to rob us of the excitement in the dynamic contest. That is life. They don't want you ever to get on the field. They want you to shrink into obscurity, never effecting change, never being a decision maker never having power. And this show this broadcast is about exposing that. It is.

Jordan (00:13:06.000)

Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Was he just arguing with a bumper sticker?

Dan (00:13:09.000)

He was. I mean, that is definitely how it started. I just want to be sure that we were arguing with a bumper size bumper sticker on the way in and I have contacts for the day seems like an issue. like legit, I think anything other than like, this is filler. He's just saying stuff is,

Jordan (00:13:31.000)

I mean, some respect where it's due. I don't think I could just if I was doing a call in show and no one called in. I don't think arguing with a bumper sticker would be up there. And I think that's a perfectly useful thing to do.

Dan (00:13:45.000)

No, I think that I mean, in another context, in the context of Alex Jones, is something fairly admirable from a performance standpoint of being able to say nothing for a really long time. It's very difficult to do Yeah, but it also is Alex Yeah, kind of suck. It's the worst. Anyway, here's another minute of filler. The global

Alex Jones (00:14:02.000)

charity is out of its embryonic stage. It has been born it has been loosed it is now on two feet, toddling about feeding on population. It will soon be a towering Cyclops in wickedness 1000 feet tall rending the sheep like population. My friends, it is upon us. It is upon us. The first waves of his black storm have smashed in what is left of Christendom, okay is left. Okay, Western civilization. What else you got it I beg of you to think for yourselves to break your conditioning to fire up your internal combustion systems to see stoke the furnaces of liberty in your heart.

Dan (00:15:03.000)

I have started taking a creative class. Learning Center.

Jordan (00:15:10.000)

Welcome to Intro to metaphors. Oh,

Dan (00:15:13.000)

yeah, I was worried. I was thinking at this point. Boy, there's not much going on here. This episode could be a snooze. But then we get some calls. And also before that, Alex, he has some space thoughts.

Jordan (00:15:30.000)

He has some space thoughts. So we love space thoughts, right? We're huge space thoughts fans will see

Dan (00:15:35.000)

apparently we heard about this on a previous episode. Bush was supposed to announce that we're going back to the moon. Correct. And he did not. And Alex has some thoughts about the moon.

Alex Jones (00:15:44.000)

Bush was scheduled yesterday to announce another lunar mission to the old moon happened two years 30 plus years old mooning they've sent probes and other things, then we'll get into the whole argument of did we go to the moon? Well, I know they got advanced technology. But I have seen the photographs released by the government where you'll have the little distance markers on the lens of the camera. Okay, and you can't not think we went to the bar not? Well, that's impossible. You understand what I'm saying? You know how to camera they'll have a little X or target mark in the middle. How do you have a photo where the astronaut is partially in front of something that's on the Lynch? Why do they release all those photos with that? Why was the flag slapping? Why aren't there any stars in the field? Again, I don't talk about that. I don't get into that. Because there's no way to prove it either way.

Dan (00:16:40.000)

Well, all of those things that you're describing, as weird, are very easily explained so provable.

Jordan (00:16:47.000)

We went to the I, here's, here's my problem, all right. He cannot not think we went to the moon. Why? Because based upon his conception of the enemy, quote, unquote, that we are facing, and their technological advancement for us not to have gone to the moon would mean any number of different technologies simply couldn't exist. Or if they did, then that means that he believes that we have the 100% Easy technological capability to go to the moon whenever we want. Oh, sure. Yeah. And yet, somehow, for one reason, we didn't have you time.

Dan (00:17:19.000)

Alex does bring that up, that we have all this technology that is being secret ID away. Right. So that's a possibility for why we did go to there's also other reasons to think maybe we did, no, I don't, I don't know what any of them are, all of his are bad. So here's just what I think. I understand the impetus that he has. I mean, he has to be interesting, and he has to appeal to a crowd of people who don't believe shit at all. So,

Jordan (00:17:48.000)

I mean, you just say that, of course, we went to the moon. It's just not gonna be that's not gonna fly on the shot. You're gonna

Dan (00:17:53.000)

turn off a lot of people, right? But it's just funny to me that like you have this rigorous kind of, like attention to detail. Like, look, I wasn't on the moon. I don't know. I can't prove it either way. Maybe we did the dumbest shit about other stuff. And you just accept that as well. I mean, obviously that's true. Obviously. It was seven gunmen shooting or whatever.

Jordan (00:18:21.000)

Oh, no, that's not said. You can see because he doesn't have the right beard length. His

Dan (00:18:27.000)

kids and himself are with a bunch of gold in Bella roofs. Yes. deport actually. Remember that. Fellas, yes, this will come it all comes back to Belarus. It does but chenko So, like I said, there were some calls. And this one wants to this. This character wants to get into whether or not the moon was staged. Okay.

Caller 1 (772) (00:18:49.000)

Yes, Alex, I own a pioneer laser disc of the original moonwalk. And as Bill Cooper contended, you can see a cable a black wire cable running along the ground or the floor. And Bill Cooper said that actually the lunar walk was filmed in a Disney studio in Florida. So we'd be in bamboo bamboozled again.

Alex Jones (00:19:15.000)

Well, they claim that a man who staged another moon landing in 2001 space odyssey in the mid 60s. They claim Stanley Kubrick had done that. And they claimed that Stanley Kubrick among other things, making Eyes Wide Shut, was about to weigh in on what he had done because they supposedly used Kubrick because you'd already done a successful staging that you couldn't tell was fake, but that they admit it was a you know, a representation.

Jordan (00:19:44.000)

Are you telling me that you didn't know 2001 was a movie

Alex Jones (00:19:47.000)

making of Archie Clark's

Dan (00:19:51.000)

book? It was so real.

Jordan (00:19:52.000)

Are you telling me

Dan (00:19:54.000)

that the government was like you gotta you got to do that for us.

Jordan (00:19:57.000)

Wait, is that genuinely part of the rash? To now forward is that I saw him do such a good job that they were like, Whoa, that's exactly what it's like when we did land on the moon. So now when we tell people

Dan (00:20:09.000)

I gotta say that I'm not the world's biggest expert in moon landing conspiracies, but I have I've dabbled around. Sure. That is not what I've heard. I have not heard that one. No, no, that 2001 was so good that

Jordan (00:20:25.000)

I thought Isn't it supposed to be like the other movies are him revealing through little easter eggs that he did fake the moon landing like I saw room 3237 to everybody in the everybody that in that documentary was? Oh, the shining is him admitting he faked the moon landing.

Dan (00:20:40.000)

Sure. Yeah. People people do do say that. Although I love this turn of phrase that like Kubrick made Eyes Wide Shut and he was about to weigh in and weigh in on this. Just let me let me sign over here and we'll weigh in on how I landed on the moon.

Jordan (00:20:57.000)

Listen, you guys have been talking for a while now that I got Tommy cruise over here right next to me. I'm gonna go ahead and let you know I faked the moon landing.

Dan (00:21:06.000)

weighing in. So we have another caller. Okay. We have no closure on whether or not the moon landing was faked still don't know. Nope. Alex, iffy on this.

Caller 2 (772) (00:21:18.000)

Alex, I understand that within the last 48 hours. You have told the people that on Saturday while the alleged Hussein a double was being captured that the Congress passed into law secretly The Patriot to and was signed by Bush Can you confirm this, sir?

Alex Jones (00:21:39.000)

Oh, yes. And people keep bringing this up and rightfully so. I'm glad you're concerned.

Dan (00:21:44.000)

There's a lot to sign off on there. That definitely doesn't match the rest of the shit.

Jordan (00:21:49.000)

People keep bringing this up a lot, Alex because it did not happen.

Dan (00:21:53.000)

Well, Alex hasn't even been on the Saddam clone or not clone thing so Alex is now agreeing to that. That was fake. Yeah, why not? And he Alex like I don't think he said that it was secretly passed. It was just another bill that was allegedly Patriot Act to Because Ron Paul talks some shit. Right? Right. Alright, so now we have a whole new narrative taking shape that this caller is putting forth that Alex is signing off on collaborative storytelling can be fun, irresponsible. So, Alex has a something to say about the globalists trick that they do they have a trick that they can play their big trick. And it's not a trick.

Alex Jones (00:22:34.000)

The globalist have a great tactic. They kill Kennedy put out their official story, blanket the news, everybody hears it. And then it takes us 3040 years to expose the truth. And now 92% of the American people say the government killed Kennedy and major polls, what I looked at dozens of them a month ago on the flex anniversary, dozens of polls and they were all 85 to 96 7% now actually shut up American leader for an hour, calculated over two dozen different polls, a local Kx and TV poll, a New York Times poll USA Today, they've always been trustworthy CNN poll, I just averaged a bunch of these polls together, but they were all above 85%. And the average up to 92%. And it's the same thing with Patriot Act Two or Patriot Act One, it took us a year before Patriot Act One gotten the news. I mean, I wrote an analysis of Patriot Act One, just about a week after Patriot Act One was written. And no one even knew about the provisions of it. And the average person hadn't heard about it till a year later. And that took our labor to get that out.

Dan (00:23:44.000)

So if you want to translate the trick that Alex is talking about the globalist have, what he's saying is that there's a general understanding of what happened in an event that once that happens, right, it becomes difficult for him to get his bullshit to stick, right? This is essentially my wet concrete metaphor. The only chance Alex has to get his narratives any traction is to act fast, too fast for fact checking or any kind of responsible process, in fact, taken to its logical conclusion, the ultimate goal really is making up news before it happens, right? Becoming tomorrow's news today. Exactly, which is why no one should be too surprised that this is where this seemed like an inevitable end, in hindsight, right? Right. teleologically. Also, I lived through the post 911 period and I will say that Alex was absolutely not the only person who was concerned about the Patriot Act. The town I lived in Columbia had a fairly decent left wing activist community and it was something that was discussed well prior to a year after the bill passed. Yeah, this is just Alex being delusional and imagining he's more unique than he is like the ACLU is fighting it. Yeah, yeah. Alex's mortal enemies, the ACLU.

Jordan (00:24:51.000)

I would like to know if there has been 92% of Americans agreeing on anything in any poll ever. I know. I know for a Fact, I know for a fact we can't get to 92% on whether or not you should put some Ebola in your drink. Like, I don't know what 92% of Americans agree on ever.

Dan (00:25:09.000)

Yeah, I mean, I'll look, I'll see

Jordan (00:25:12.000)

how many times and we've seen so many. The obvious, should you put your hand in a burning bush and 50% of Americans? Like, what if it's Jesus talking? And you're like, Well, I guess that's a fair point.

Dan (00:25:23.000)

Well, actually, hold on. Okay, so I'm googling this here. And I got a Gallup poll, a Gallup poll from 2013. A poll on how many Americans believe on polls, majority of us still believe JFK killed in a conspiracy. All right. Let's see, the reason I let it slide was because it like I think it kind of checks out. I feel like a lot of people are pretty suspicious about JFK. I think the reason

Jordan (00:25:46.000)

though, is also kind of just fun. Like, I think at a certain point, I Okay. I think

Dan (00:25:53.000)

Alex is actually fairly close. According to this Gallup tracking. 2003 was like about 75%. Believe that there were others involved than just, that's a really high. Yeah, it got down from 81 in like, 2001. That's crazy. Yeah. Wow. So

Jordan (00:26:14.000)

finally, don't believe that there is a conspiracy around it. If a percent of Americans believe it. Well, then obviously, it happened to the way that it was supposed to. This is the most oppositional defiance has ever come in handy in my life.

Dan (00:26:27.000)

It also is a little bit shocking to consider that like, you know, you have this majority of people who believe that the President was assassinated and in a conspiracy, and no one has done any nobody's really that matters. Let it go. Come on, who doesn't really it was a long time, but every now and again, there's a conspiracy, what are you going to do? So Alex gets another caller. And this guy has a public access show. And he decided to play Alex's Bohemian Grove documentary on it. And you got a little bit of a surprise.

Caller 3 (772) (00:26:56.000)

One of the thing Alex says, I put your bohemian grove on cable access the other day. Wonderful. And when I got it back, they had blocked out to a portion where George W was involved.

Alex Jones (00:27:12.000)

The local access station, erasing the tape or didn't there they

Caller 3 (772) (00:27:16.000)

erased the two pots of oil in the middle. I don't know what that was. But I know that they they did erase the part where Georgia who was you could just see just a real quick flash of him.

Alex Jones (00:27:30.000)

You're talking about where I show news articles with him there that was blocked out?

Unknown Speaker (00:27:34.000)

Yes. Yeah, they blew it out.

Alex Jones (00:27:37.000)

Where is that in Indiana, Dick Richmond. And but they did Eric. Oh, yeah, they did here. And then they destroyed your property

Unknown Speaker (00:27:48.000)

they destroyed

Alex Jones (00:27:50.000)

while Dick write me a letter and appreciate you airing that we'll try to get you another copy. And that is disgusting. And you need to demand that they pay you for damaging your property.

Dan (00:28:04.000)

Don't think it might have been an accident? Or you know, I mean, if it's a tape if it's like a VHS so literal

Jordan (00:28:10.000)

tape in 2003. Yeah, I understand the past. But we still didn't use VHS tapes as much as you might think. But

Dan (00:28:19.000)

I think this would have been for sure. based on it being a local access station. Yeah. In Indiana might even have been a beta tape. No, probably not. I doubt it. But it could have just been some sort of a glitch or something they didn't edit over. Those

Jordan (00:28:33.000)

are magnetic tape. Those are magnetic. They didn't intentionally

Dan (00:28:37.000)

blackout the part with George Bush, like as if like, Oh, this is the only copy of this back in

Jordan (00:28:43.000)

the day, you could put a magnet too close to a tape and it would go away.

Dan (00:28:48.000)

Right? Yeah. See, this is the problem with thinking everything is a conspiracy. And it's like, you're like,

Jordan (00:28:53.000)

Oh my God. And then Alex has to go into customer service mode. We'll send you a new tape right out right away, sir.

Dan (00:28:58.000)

Well actually see. There's an interesting dynamic here. There is that little bit of customer service but then there's a larger picture to this and that is like Alex want everybody who has public access shows to play his contact. Yep. Now that is not what public access is for No, but free publicity. Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah, that's what he wants.

Alex Jones (00:29:19.000)

When you try to air one of my documentaries locally on Ashish. And they say they'll usually air it then they'll get one or two complaints from the mayor. When there's been a bunch of news articles newspaper articles where it causes big controversies big ones in Maine they shut down the whole access station because of it controversies in upstate New York controversies in Florida. Over the film's we've covered those on air, we've had guests on about it, they'll put it on people will freak out over it. You could have nekkid topless women on these access channels. Nobody cares, but you start airing this hardcore stuff, the concentration camps who carried out 911 Local constabIe Larry gets mad, I'll talk to a local access station, they'll say, well, sorry, the call saying please heard again, we had one call from the local government, and we're not going to air it anymore. That's usually the MO. But they have these rules nationally, the feds have written for the local governments, they're just guidelines that say it's gotta be have a local interest. Well, every time they tell one of our listeners this, I tell the listener, off air miles will tell them on air, watch the channel, tape all the federal propaganda tapes, tape, the other stuff that was made outside the city, show that they're airing stuff that doesn't have a local interest, then go to them and say, You better air my tape, or I'm gonna shoot you for discrimination. So real simple,

Dan (00:30:44.000)

that's an area that Alex is describing has definitely not happened a bunch of times. And I would be shocked if it's ever happened, like an outraged mayor, or the constabulary cracking down on the local access stick channel, because they played Alex's film the fuck out of here. Well, you can see here's Alex trying to find these fringe off the beaten path ways to get his content out. And it's really interesting to recognize how big a priority that has been to him his whole career, you get the sense that even here in 2003, Alex is fully aware that no one wants him and he's essentially unemployable in any formal place of business, and he's gonna have to make it on his own. No network is ever going to pick up his show, but his listeners can try to spam his shit on public access. It really is like the predecessor to his later effective adoption of social media and YouTube. For whatever else we say about him. Alex is fairly crafty on this front, probably because he has to be Yep. Now the problem is that local access airwaves aren't just free time slots for Alex to hijack. This is pretty rich, that he's suggesting that this listener go to the extent of suing the station for discrimination if they won't air Alex's dumb videos, because it also implies that Alex realized that the discrimination laws are real, that they might be useful. But there's also a conflation that's going on here, and that is local access and public access. Those are two different sort of types of content. I mean, it is it is fancy. Yes. Is what Alex is talking. Like, that's what he's talking about. Or NPR type. public radio station. Yeah. As opposed to any weirdo can come in. Like Chris Gethard.

Jordan (00:32:22.000)

Yeah, yeah, it is. It is such a wild thing to think about. But even back then Alex is basically like, I'm not going to be syndicated unless people do it on my behalf. In the same way that I'm not going to get my shit out on Facebook. Unless people post it on for me

Dan (00:32:38.000)

and unless, you know, a ton of shit on a content breakdown barrier barriers to access like telling everybody you can just repost my shit for free. Yeah. You know, there's a and incentivizing people to do it by being like, you're gonna go to a FEMA camp

Jordan (00:32:53.000)

if totally Yeah, yeah, no, I mean, it's, it's a fucked up business model. But if if you were if you were like playing a game where you never actually had to see the horrors that this would inflict on people, that would be a good winning strategy, you know, because you don't have the institutional support. You don't have all of this stuff. But if you put it in real life, then you're a monster ruining people's lives. So don't do that.

Dan (00:33:16.000)

I would say it's not wise. That's my advice is not cool. Yeah. So Alex has George Humphrey on who's a local show guy in Austin, and also just a weirdo that Alex has on a bit. I don't know what this guy's fucking deal is. Honestly, his name's George Humphrey. He was on like the city council or something. We've talked about him at least 10 times.

Jordan (00:33:36.000)

So he's, he's definitely made some calls to get some public access shit off the air.

Dan (00:33:40.000)

He's on public.

Jordan (00:33:41.000)

Well, you know, he's

Dan (00:33:42.000)

good. Yeah. His name is apparently on the plaque outside the public access station. According to Alex, that's great. Now, I don't know why this guy is why why is yeah, why don't I use you? I don't know what his deal is. I don't know what his I don't know what his claim to fame is. Other than like, years past he was on the city council. Yeah. He is like trying to climb trying to rock climb the giant beam downtown. There's nothing to grab onto.

Jordan (00:34:18.000)

Yeah, you're just gonna Yeah, he's gonna slide down. Yeah.

Dan (00:34:21.000)

I can't stand this George Humphrey guy because he's so he's bland. Anyway, there shows on public access. Alex and George Humphries are being cyber. Oh, no.

Caller 1 (772) (00:34:32.000)

It is amazing that the country that is supposed to have the First Amendment of free speech and freedom of the press, is that these access stations which were built specifically, to give the people access to speak, are being censored

Alex Jones (00:34:49.000)

on the big access station in Austin, whose name is on the plaque from when they broke ground on it who voted to put that in? Well, there were several of us that worked on it, but Your name is on it. Yeah. And now, on my show on your show, specifically, the Patriot shows what happens for the last two months. Every time we're on George?

Caller 1 (772) (00:35:12.000)

Well, at least on my show is that there has been some technical interference. Now, I don't know what is causing

Alex Jones (00:35:22.000)

an FM it's an FM modulator sending it through Grande and Time Warner. And it happened three years ago, we demanded they stop it. And it blacks out, folks, they're blocking us out only happens on our shows.

Caller 1 (772) (00:35:36.000)

Well, we as a matter of fact, and again, I'm not I'm not saying that they are doing this, I'm just telling you telling the listeners what happened last night on my show, we couldn't get up for the first two and a half minutes. But anyway, very grateful that here in Austin, we do have this access, because we have the ability to speak to the people and what shows like yours, and three or four other shows is that Austin, in many ways, has become somewhat educated in one of the leaders of the resistance to what's going on. And it all has to do with education and information.

Alex Jones (00:36:17.000)

While it does, and you know, they're shutting access down around the country, I didn't mean to get off into a discussion of this. But for folks that haven't put my films on or haven't gotten your own shows, you need to do it. This is a way we have millions of listeners of all of you in your town, go get an access show. And they try to stop you get their rules get around it get rules, there's a lot of times they'll get up for you. It's there folks who boast of time, they'll be happy to put you on to some of the time you get resistance. You need to put this on you need this is a venue to reach millions of people charge.

Unknown Speaker (00:36:49.000)

Well, absolutely. Not for you

Jordan (00:36:51.000)

know, that's not how it works. You

Dan (00:36:55.000)

know what the stuff that Humphrey is saying about like Austin Public Access, it's like, yes, you can Alex have shows on that you live in Austin. Yeah. That is your local access. Make sense? I don't think that Alex would love it if like, people started playing like Michael Moore. No, no, no, they just tried to start just clogging the airwaves with nothing but Michael Moore movies. Yeah, that's the exact same strategy that he's trying to get his audience to carry out on his behalf. Yeah. And

Jordan (00:37:26.000)

it's a real piece of shit thing to do. Right? It only works because it's an abuse that people are like, there's an inherent level of people just going like, Hey, we are fine. We understand that this isn't perfect. But if you don't abuse this too much, we're not going to fucking fight about it. Because we don't know where exactly the line is. So if you've used it a little bit, fucking you know what, you got away with it? And he's like, okay, so because they're gonna let us get away with a little bit. What if we just overrun the entire fucking system? Oh, and he's

Dan (00:37:57.000)

found like, oh, sort of a weak point in as much as like, a lot of people don't care about stuff. Yeah, you know, and so like, using arbitrage, you might be able to steamroll a little bit there. Whereas you would not be able to do that in other mediums. You wouldn't be able to do that at a radio station or a real TV channel. I don't mean to say real TV channel. I don't want to impugn local public access.

Jordan (00:38:25.000)

Many of our many of the favorite things that I've seen people make have been on your local access,

Dan (00:38:29.000)

so I just have to check in here. Alex gives us an update on the success rate of the tape.

Alex Jones (00:38:35.000)

Okay. Take action. 90% of those that see the films are waking up. The New World Order is show out in the open now it's hidden in plain sight. We just got to point it out to folks, and they're waking up what we got to do it quick before the globalist carry out more terror

Dan (00:38:51.000)

and a 90% success rate. Wait,

Jordan (00:38:53.000)

was that up from 85? Or does that sound from 92? I think we were at 99. Right? 98 ish, 98 stray dogs.

Dan (00:39:04.000)

Right around that right there. Then they added some new breeds of people that went down to 85. Do you remember that? I'm fairly certain it was down to 85. At one point, I think it did go back up and then it's back down a little bit. Alright.

Jordan (00:39:18.000)

Drama, that is a stock ticker to watch. Watch this. Watch

Dan (00:39:23.000)

this. So Alex talks a lot on this episode about chemtrails. But he doesn't say anything meaningful. Really. Like obviously we already know through like constant. Like over the years, Alex believes in chemtrails, there's branches. But in this entire episode, it's just kind of like I when I was younger, those lines would go away faster. I'd seen it with my own eyes and

Jordan (00:39:51.000)

like, I don't really give us right now you're not you're drunk old man at a bar.

Dan (00:39:56.000)

But there's one clip that I wanted to play because Alex talks a Back chemtrails a lot, okay, it's not like a lot a lot. It's not an uncommon thing. Sure. And so this caller calls in and he's like, I just want to thank you for talking about this stuff. If Alex has been holding back or talking about chemtrails, and I think it's really silly and Alex's response is kind of appropriate

Alex Jones (00:40:19.000)

TJ in Minnesota go ahead you're on the air.

Caller 4 (772) (00:40:21.000)

Now let's all talk as fast as I can. I never expected to make the call to you again because we got jammed up here am affiliates the last time I tried talking about spray planes. I want to thank you. I think you've turned a career corner or a vocational corner or a pro life corner in your career today, by having this man on. Read most especially because you're talking about spray plains as spray Let's throw this chemtrails, demonic humanized word out the window and talk real military science. This country has been sprayed for three years or more every single state your guest knows he knows what and I never expected you to have a guest on that knows that he is afraid,

Alex Jones (00:41:06.000)

Sir, sir, sir. I've had Clifford Carnac. Come on. I've had George Humphrey on probably I don't know 10 times so I got a

Caller 4 (772) (00:41:13.000)

primary target Alex make up the primary. One primary power unless the governors of our sovereign states take action to get these aircraft out of our airspace and God bless you. You're back on the the white guy around what a white star with the good guy last for what you've done this morning. I really appreciate it.

Alex Jones (00:41:41.000)

Well, I mean, I've covered Chem trails in the bill legislation. I enrolled attorney sir. Thanks for the call. Yeah.

Dan (00:41:49.000)

Cool. This door jump on a bunch of my thing, man, Cliff Carter cough. The fuck that. Who

Jordan (00:41:54.000)

are you? Who are you, CJ? TJ, what are you talking about? Hey,

Dan (00:41:58.000)

Jay wanted to give Alex a nice pep talk. You know what I will say that we're doing something that he does fairly regularly.

Jordan (00:42:05.000)

You're not usually an impressions guy. But you did a fairly good version of him up top. Thank you before the clip. I think that was pretty good.

Dan (00:42:11.000)

I appreciate I got it. So we have one last clip from this episode. And it's it's like I felt the very bored most of the shows fairly boring. Sure. The 19th is definitely greener pastures. I heard of George Humphrey. very bored. So we have 20 minutes left in the show. And Alex is teasing that he is going to get to his headlines.

Alex Jones (00:42:35.000)

Now come on up. We're going to talk about him throwing out the enemy combatant designation that doesn't mean bugs is going to quit bullish being paid off by the Communist Chinese to his family. Of course, I want to get into the fake terror alerts, you name it here in just a few minutes. We'll go to that right now. Want to bring Jim Sheppard up? The owner and head guy at New Millennium concepts Who makes the best water filters I know a

Dan (00:42:57.000)

there's 20 minutes left in the show. And instead of going to your actual news, you're gonna do a fucking infomercial with your water gun.

Jordan (00:43:05.000)

We got 20 minutes for the water filter guy.

Dan (00:43:07.000)

And also one of those headlines that he's not getting to the about the fake terror alerts. Guess who is at play right at this point? In 2003. December 18 2003. Dennis Montgomery is Crowley frauding the government get the fuck out his false warnings that yeah, learning from Al Jazeera TV and yeah, all this stuff that was going on that it was like it was it was happening as the CIO like Alex doesn't realize that. If he knows what he's talking about, the person who's behind fraudulent terror warning would later become a gigantic piece of his conspiracies about Trump being spied on and election conspiracies.

Jordan (00:43:57.000)

It's it's like a it's like a heist building a crew movie where they're like, Oh, that guy's in jail. That guy's in jail. Who's that? Oh, no, you remember this guy? Bring it back in here. That's crazy. Crazy.

Dan (00:44:08.000)

Yeah, yeah. Dennis Montgomery is one of those guys who's gonna be like, I'm your, your favorite rappers. favorite rapper. I'm a con man's con

Jordan (00:44:17.000)

number of tendrils that slowly find their way back to somebody being conned by Dennis Montgomery at some point. Bananas. Yeah.

Dan (00:44:25.000)

So actually a little bit after this is when that stuff really starts to come out. Yeah. But at this point, there were just like rumblings of like, anonymous sources within the FBI and stuff that said that, that like these alerts were I don't know about that. We're just anxious to see signs wherever. And so reasonable.

Jordan (00:44:48.000)

Everybody was being told at a near constant clip that terrorism was around the corner, but

Dan (00:44:53.000)

it's all dentists see some maybe not all dentists but dentists is definitely in Planus is in play. So we get to the 19 now So once again puts out the the sign I want some calls

Alex Jones (00:45:03.000)

1-800-259-9231 Any issue any item and a topic of discussion? any angle you want to explore any paradigm you want to shatter any piece of propaganda you want to reveal?

Dan (00:45:21.000)

Hey, Alex, I just called him because I wanted to shatter a paradigm. Yeah.

Jordan (00:45:24.000)

That's a little broad. What do you want to talk about? Just come out and say, I want you guys to do my show. For him. I want to shatter a paradigm what paradigm and all all paradigms? Yes. Do you mean the paradigm of parody?

Dan (00:45:38.000)

I would like to shatter the paradigm of Alex. Not preparing and reporting fake stories. Yeah, because that paradigm continues here.

Alex Jones (00:45:49.000)

And of course, about four weeks ago, a family of five was kidnapped, who lived about four miles over the US border. Okay, Mexican troops. And the last time I saw an article about it a few days ago, they're still holding one of them. There's absolutely zero national news on this. Just a few local news stories about it. search continues for Border Patrol agents, authorities, on Thursday search for a US Border Patrol agent who disappeared while pursuing suspected illegal immigrants along the Colorado River earlier this week.

Dan (00:46:21.000)

No one else is reporting on that story about the family being kidnapped by Mexican soldiers because it's not real. Oh, that would be a really good reason about that. Yeah, you're right. Alex desperately wants it to be real. So it can help justify his hatred of immigrants. So as far as Infowars is concerned, it's definitely real. That's the level of rigor that he brings to the table and why people should trust him as a good source of information.

Jordan (00:46:44.000)

That's why he'll show up where there's buses, and I'll be like, Ah, see, they've got white kids on that bus. And that's it. Oh, man.

Dan (00:46:51.000)

He nailed it. Yeah. And then seatbelts. Me Yeah, they

Jordan (00:46:54.000)

were wearing seatbelts. Right.

Dan (00:46:56.000)

So this story about the Border Patrol agent is very tragic. And Alex is reporting it as a situation where it's likely that the agent was killed by coyotes that he was following. In reality, this is about 24 year old, a guy named James Epling, who had rescued an immigrant from drowning in the Colorado River, and then disappeared. It turned out he disappeared because he had drowned himself attempting to pursue another immigrant that was later charged with transporting people across the border. It's sad because the death was needless and he was so young, but there was no murderous intent or violence perpetrated by the immigrants. Epling risked his own safety to save the one person who was drowning. And that's a commendable act. It's just unfortunate that things ended up the way they did. And these are the circumstances.

Jordan (00:47:40.000)

Yeah, yeah, that's a situation where everybody involved seems to be doing what to them is the right thing. And I can't really argue with them. And the only people in the wrong are nameless, faceless governments fucking with them. Well, yeah,

Dan (00:47:52.000)

I mean, if it weren't a circumstance where people were trying to Yeah, clandestinely come over the border, then they wouldn't probably be in a position where this border patrol agent risks his safety to help someone who's drowning and then drowns himself chasing another guy. Yep. circumstance, the number of needless deaths and it's tragic that his death at this point, at this point, his disappearance is being used as like, universe xenophobic agitation by people like Alex a

Jordan (00:48:21.000)

guy who is heroically trying to save the people that he is ostensibly criminalized that he's, you know, that's that's a story of what it means to be human. Instead of being like a Ha, see, that's why we should hate the more. Yeah, great bomber. Great.

Alex Jones (00:48:36.000)

So now,

Dan (00:48:38.000)

I got to say, Yeah, and when I said that, that 19th is better. It's not because of any like real content, per se, or any important news.

Jordan (00:48:49.000)

They didn't get Kubrick on this one.

Dan (00:48:52.000)

It's because I think I realized where me and Alex differ. I think I finally figured out why we have such beef shoes.

Alex Jones (00:49:00.000)

There's an interesting article here. Cats try to eat incapacitated. It's really this apartment a group of hungry cats began to eat their 86 year old owner after she suffered an apparent stroke. That's horrible, folks. I don't usually get into such gory lash side issues, but it's just interesting. And couldn't get up for nearly a week official said Thursday. shows how much your cats love you your cats are absolute trash. Wow,

Jordan (00:49:33.000)

that's that's sorry. I'm sorry. So So if I understand correctly,

Dan (00:49:37.000)

also, why was he laughing while he read that story?

Jordan (00:49:40.000)

I mean, this is weird. Yeah, this whole thing. I mean, I understand he hates cats. I don't understand how this story justifies calling all cats trash. This story is is also like, I apologize for sharing the gory details with you. I don't understand Any part of this story other than Alex hates cats,

Dan (00:50:02.000)

right? And I would argue that it's entirely possible that we learn over the course of this. Oh, that the cat might be a stand in for his wife. No Alex complaints more about

Alex Jones (00:50:18.000)

your dogs. If it loves you 98% of dogs will not eat you. And then this has been found in 1000 cases it's in police files. You can be collapsed for a week. The dog can be starving, no water, it will it will chew a hole through a thick wooden door it will bark it will freak out. It will pull you out of the water it will lick your face it will love you. Cats will eat you this has happened before. Cats don't love you. Okay, I just I just want to I'm a dog lover folks. And it's a side issue. But I don't like cats. I can't stand them. They don't care about you. When they you can just tell the way they act the way they look at you their mannerisms. Just how anybody would have cats over dogs. Just I know we got a lot of cat lovers out there and maybe your cat likes you. But I guarantee it when the going gets rough. That cat will turn it back on you. If not try to eat you. Damn.

Jordan (00:51:19.000)

Okay, I have a new theory. Yeah. All right. Here's my new theory. Okay, and this is what we've been missing this whole time. All right, Alex, actually 4000 year old mummy, huh? That's why he's afraid of cats. All right. He was embalmed. He was obviously cursed. And then he would have returned to Rome to do wreak destruction upon this planet. But obviously still scaredy cats.

Dan (00:51:45.000)

This is a possibility I think so. I know what he's going to say. And so I'm sticking with my okay all right that He's just mad at

Jordan (00:51:56.000)

his wife Okay, so not mommy still we're fairly certain on not mommy here I'm gonna go with

Dan (00:52:01.000)

outcomes razor tells me that he's mad at his wife. All right, well,

Jordan (00:52:05.000)

we got to get Brendan Fraser over here because

Dan (00:52:09.000)

this is such an unnecessary level of shitting on angry cats this cannot just be about cat but it's not even just like I don't like cats it's you shouldn't yeah yeah shouldn't like cat you liking cats is wrong. You're delusional to think that they like you right so anyway, this goes on here we go.

Alex Jones (00:52:32.000)

That's happened many times and the dog will starve to death rather than he but not now the dog doesn't know you it will eat you have it starving but not if it knows you. She was listed in fair condition at Kaiser Medical Center to the hospital spokesman Lisa court. We got more serious issues. I just I don't want to go on my crusade against catch to never mentioned on air. I have a cat. My wife has a cat that doesn't care about me and care about her. It's annoying. It's stupid. Okay, I've opened the can of worms here. I'm sorry. I like dogs. Okay,

Dan (00:53:11.000)

I have a theory. And it's that Alex isn't it kept stay away from people who are like that

Jordan (00:53:22.000)

catch you catch on like a good musician? Oh,

Dan (00:53:24.000)

no, no, generally, you know, outbursts and that kind of stuff. Usually spooks caps, makes them run away. Right.

Jordan (00:53:33.000)

But dogs are trained for affection. So they'll find it even within violent outbursts, right obviously,

Dan (00:53:38.000)

certainly not 100% either direction. But typically speaking, you're not going to have like a cat isn't going to put up with a lot, right?

Jordan (00:53:49.000)

I think I think you're on to something that's so fundamental. So like pure, and that is this. A cat will give you consequences. If a cat does not like what you're doing, it will go because you did this. This will now happen to you.

Dan (00:54:13.000)

If you're kind of a narcissistic, self centered person, you'll assume that the cat is just some cats are assholes. That but yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's you man.

Jordan (00:54:27.000)

I think I got two lovely dogs. I love them with my whole heart. You got Celine I love to lead with my whole heart. I am not choosing a side and the cat read dog because the person who is wrong in the cat V dog conversation is the person

Dan (00:54:41.000)

that is the person who is extraordinary. Yes, I like both as well but I definitely prefer a company of a cat. And maybe it's just because I'm a little bit chiller and I don't like I don't really enjoy like dogs jumping all around and I want to take them on a walk or anything I'll tell you that I'm lazy. I couldn't have a dog by myself. Sure, right. I could have it's very, it's very helpful to have another person. Exactly. Yeah.

Jordan (00:55:07.000)

And my wife is allergic to cats. Right? So that's it's like the math on that is if I were by myself, I would instantly have a cat over a dog. Yeah. But since you know, I can't do

Dan (00:55:17.000)

well. And now here's another plot twist. Sure. When I first got her, Celine was an asshole. Right? She was a bit of an asshole. And that was because she'd had a really tough time out on the streets, street cat. And through consistency and care, and, you know, proving myself to her in a way that there's trust game, right? She's the total sweetheart now. And I don't know, maybe Alex just doesn't understand it. So

Jordan (00:55:49.000)

what you're saying is, there's a piece of shit. In order for you and your cat to get along. Your cat had to trust you and you had to trust your cat. It couldn't work with just you going. I want this to happen. And then it happened

Dan (00:56:01.000)

does work with a dog though it can. Yeah, sure can. And now here's the other thing too, that I think Alex resents that his wife's cat doesn't like him. So it feels entitled to want respect from the cat. Ah, there's something that's sublimated here 100% The wife and like, he's, that's part of why he's so angry.

Jordan (00:56:21.000)

I think what's what's amazing to me is one thing that we've always had, you know, of all the things that we've done, you know, like giving people an impromptu law class. You know, we've we've gone through different ways that people have have lied in all different ways. But one thing that we also have done is given therapists are really good. Like, this is the simplest example of a thing. You know, like, if you want to study malignant narcissism. It's all here. And you don't even have to think hard. It's right there. It's out in front of you. It's in your face.

Dan (00:56:54.000)

I don't want a Goldwater rule this Sure. But I'm also not a therapist. So anyway, Alex is getting really self conscious because he spent a long time complaining about cats on this episode.

Alex Jones (00:57:06.000)

You know, I've got tons of earth shattering vital news to go over. And I hate cabbage spouting off about how I don't like cats. I mean, I don't hate them. I just realized that they don't care about me. I realized that they are parasitic that they could care less about you. And dogs will give their lives for you. And that was my point about these cats trying to eat their their their owner who was paralyzed on the floor. Dogs don't do that, folks. Dogs don't do that. Dogs again. They'll go on the water to save you starve to death right next to you. They're amazing creatures. In fact, I wish more people were as good as the dogs. I know. But they didn't talk back to you. This annoying cat I mean, I pet it and stuff and I'm nice to it. I just, it's just very annoying. No, it doesn't care about me and I don't like having things around me that don't care about me. That I know. Oh, man. They're just basically work. Holy shit. Catch compared to dogs. I don't know why anyone has catch. I'm really getting off into petty stuff now. Color.

Dan (00:58:13.000)

Oh boy. This isn't about the cat.

Jordan (00:58:21.000)

This just keeps getting more and more not about the cat.

Dan (00:58:26.000)

2003 It's a mess. Oh, boy. Good, Alex. Tough day at the office. Oh, man. It's

Jordan (00:58:39.000)

I like it whenever you don't even worry. You don't even bother with double entendre. I hate double entendre just give me entendre

Dan (00:58:45.000)

he sounds like such a fucking mope when he's like I don't like being around

Jordan (00:58:55.000)

urine adult

Dan (00:58:57.000)

it's tough to remember that he's only like, right like

Jordan (00:59:02.000)

That's right. Yeah, so he's I'm still gonna call that an adult I'm still gonna do it

Dan (00:59:09.000)

Sure. to project his like pushing 50 now on

Jordan (00:59:14.000)

I find him more mature in this period of time than now. Yeah, even time not mature at all.

Dan (00:59:21.000)

In many ways. I think he was more of an adult at this point. But also this is it clearly transparent feelings being expressed on air. They're very bizarre.

Jordan (00:59:32.000)

Yeah. If I ever say something like that, I hope you record it and then play it back for me later to be like Jordan, you remember when you said this? I was worried

Dan (00:59:38.000)

about Yeah. We get to some conspiracy stuff and turns out around this time, they're talking about putting out those new dollars with color. Right? Yeah. And this is a conspiracy of course of

Alex Jones (00:59:50.000)

course. And by the way, you show your internal knowledge Brandon Burt, of the city weekly.

Dan (00:59:57.000)

Real quick that Alex is responding to an hour op ed in Salt Lake City Paper. Yeah. And so that was,

Jordan (01:00:03.000)

I mean, unfortunately, if your name is Brandon Burt, it's really easy to get a good. Is that what you're saying? Brandon Burt, that's a good name to get one of,

Dan (01:00:13.000)

you know, a lot of good letters. Yeah.

Alex Jones (01:00:15.000)

in Salt Lake City, you show your knowledge, because the Federal Reserve policy documents of four plus years ago said that they were going to incrementally change the money, purse will the big face then phasing in color than the color is getting more bright? And what's the reason for that? Well, one of the side issues is counterfeiting, which the globalist do themselves with his fiat currency on by private banks, okay. But more importantly, it's about calling in the old money supply the money that's in the mattress, or that's in the bricks, fireplace, or that's buried in a tin can in a Folgers Coffee can in the back yard. That's what it does. And they said it's going to do that they can call in the old money, destroy it, take it out of circulation, which they admit they're doing, and then only have a limited amount. They're trying to go down from 3% actual paper currency or cotton currency, it's actually cloth compared to the ratios of zeros and ones in the Federal Reserve computer branch. Understand, if you all went to the bank and asked for cash, there's only 3%. Not even that much they claim 3% 3% Actual Cash, four zeros and ones on deposit with general depositors.

Dan (01:01:42.000)

Yeah. There's not all the money at the bank. Yeah, if

Jordan (01:01:46.000)

everybody wants to go get all the money at the bank, they will discover that all of the money at the bank is actually a creation of that we've agreed upon.

Dan (01:01:53.000)

Yeah, it would be so weird, like, just think about how many bank branches? Yeah, what? What would you anyway, you would think that if there was any credence to this theory that Alex is putting forth about the pulling in the money supply, then the amount of physical money that was in circulation would have to be down in the years past 2003. The only thing that would make sense if the goal is to bring in all the cash that's in the mattresses and then restrict the cash supply, there's no other way for things to have gone. Unfortunately, in 2021, there was over double the amount of physical bills and circulation then in 2003, according to the Federal Reserve, just from 2003 to 2004, approximately 400 million additional bills were added to the circulating pool. This is just nonsense Alex's spouting to try and make his color money conspiracy, not sound like a stupid conspiracy, which it is.

Jordan (01:02:42.000)

So if I if I understand this one correctly. Let me see if I understand the policy makers thought process behind all of this, okay, they're like, look, we've got all this money, and it looks fine. But there's too much fucking buried treasure out there. Yeah. So if we change the colors of our money, we'll get all that buried treasure back. Gotta

Dan (01:02:59.000)

get it back. I'm going to restrict the cash supply in order to push people on to seem okay. Yeah. Also, Alex should be well aware that the people who are hoarding money like he's describing they don't trust Federal Reserve notes. They're stashing precious metal. Yeah, most likely maybe bought from Midas resources on an Alex Jones special.

Jordan (01:03:18.000)

If you're somebody listening to Alex Jones, why would you put cash in a in a brick? You bet you you can you've got the guy to buy to turn that into gold whip,

Dan (01:03:28.000)

right? It's silly. That's absurd. So look, they're gonna take your money? Yeah, well, they're gonna, they're gonna get all the money from the mattresses right? Now they're gonna have this, these cool color bills, which are cool, and they have fun colors on them. It's nice, it's fun. And then they're gonna force you to put them in the bank. And then if you don't put them in the bank, we've heard this before you're gonna devalue them. There we

Alex Jones (01:03:52.000)

go. They also show you that if you don't keep your money in a bank, they will devalue your money over a year down to worthlessness. Now, this was the Federal Reserve web site, not a conspiracy theory, Brandon Burt, but again, you've shown your knowledge with your little article. You've shown that you're not an idiot. No, no, Mr. Bert, you've shown yourself as a New World Order. Lackey, boot licker trying to convince your readers that were crazy for being concerned with the strips in the money and the colorization of the money. So unbelievable, folks,

Dan (01:04:42.000)

I mean, I think it is a little bit out there to be it's unbelievable is concerned about the strips and then the call. I mean he's,

Jordan (01:04:49.000)

he's quite literally accurate. It is unbelievable.

Dan (01:04:52.000)

Oh man. Alex is shit has certainly held up in the last 20 years about this one particular or the the if you have cash, it will digitally be. Here's what here's the way I can tweak this in my mind here, because I often will hear Alex say stupid shit that is completely detached from reality and try and figure out like, where is this coming from? Is the kernel of something that right sometimes yeah, sometimes, sometimes it's not, but I tried to find it. And I think with this one, it is just a reflection of you get interest if your money's in the bank.

Jordan (01:05:26.000)

I think it's either that or inflation, you know, like inflation makes your money less valuable per

Dan (01:05:31.000)

but that's so abstract. It is very abstract. And that's not like but even if even if chat is what their inflation is what he's talking about, right, that affects the money that's in the bank to write that doesn't just affect bills that you're holding on to no. Whereas the bills, the only difference that I really discern between these two graded, I'm not a financial expert, right. But it seems to be that you would earn interest on money that was in the bank in a savings account or in some kind of a route or an interest bearing account. Yeah. Whereas if you're just holding on to it in a brick can accumulate anything. I don't know, I'm trying to make sense of this. It doesn't make sense.

Jordan (01:06:08.000)

I mean, the only the reason that I think it has to be inflation is because if he's saying he's reading the Federal Reserve's website, and he's also saying that they devalue currency, they're going

Dan (01:06:18.000)

to devalue it down to zero. I mean, but that's the thing. That doesn't mean you don't put it to the bank that makes even less of a $20 bill here, right. I keep it out. Yeah, inflator. $0 I take it in to the McDonald's, right, try and get myself a double cheeseburger, and they say, I need to have these no boss. It sounds corny on it, but it's actually worth $1 Right, right. That I'm screwed.

Jordan (01:06:41.000)

Right. But you understand if that were the case, though, then every single $20 bill in the world would also be worth that one. No, no, no, no,

Dan (01:06:51.000)

not if no just got a 20 out of the works. If I just got it out of the ATM then it would freshly not be so then

Jordan (01:07:02.000)

but then he's he's trying to say that if you have the old bills than the old bills will be devalued to nothing. No,

Dan (01:07:09.000)

because they need to have the strip's in them to be able to do it.

Jordan (01:07:13.000)

Man, I just don't know how to make this evil conspiracy work. I just don't I just don't see a way to make it happen. Now, if I'm hanging with the devil, I'm like, Hey, buddy, you gotta take the L on this one. I don't think we're gonna pull it off. Yeah, it might.

Dan (01:07:26.000)

It might be nonsense. Yeah. So we get a caller. And this guy has an interesting question. And it's essentially what is Michael Jackson supported Palestine?

Jordan (01:07:33.000)

That's a good question. I have been asking myself that question for decades. At least it's his that

Caller 5 (772) (01:07:38.000)

would happen if Michael Jackson came out and said that the Palestinians are getting a bum rap.

Alex Jones (01:07:43.000)

That would not be good for the Palestinians. Case

Caller 5 (772) (01:07:46.000)

politics now, wouldn't it?

Alex Jones (01:07:49.000)

Shall we pay way too much attention to what celebrities do?

Caller 5 (772) (01:07:52.000)

Sure. But I mean, he's, he. He's a Major League World figure who romps around with all the world leaders, doesn't he? I mean, when he goes to when he goes Asia, or when he goes to Germany, he's meeting with all the dignitaries

Alex Jones (01:08:08.000)

I don't think very much about that space alien.

Jordan (01:08:12.000)

Sir. You scare me a little bit. Well,

Caller 5 (772) (01:08:13.000)

I'm just saying one thing about Jackson's problem is I think he's been politically assassinated.

Alex Jones (01:08:19.000)

Because was one Michael Jackson. Demonic hog God.

Jordan (01:08:24.000)

What is happening

Dan (01:08:25.000)

is a demonic hog goblin Hobgoblin. Hog goblin

Jordan (01:08:28.000)

hog goblin not hop God. Yes.

Dan (01:08:30.000)

Yes. Gotcha.

Jordan (01:08:31.000)

What I find interesting if I'm gonna count on me being a witch here, right, I have called before EAS meltdown. I called the a the new Michael the ARIA generations, Michael Jackson. And I feel like later career is also going similarly.

Dan (01:08:48.000)

I don't know what I do know. Yeah. Is it this color is asking a different question than Alex is very much. So. I think he's still mad about the cats.

Jordan (01:08:59.000)

I think he's asking a more abstract question. Like, what if somebody with the power of a Michael Jackson were to shed light upon this scenario, right. And Alex is like, you can't say Michael Jackson in front of me.

Dan (01:09:10.000)

Right. I think I think that's what's going on. And then at the same time, running concurrently, this guy is also defending Michael Jackson, in a weird way, in a very weird way. And yeah, I don't know. I just think it's, I think he's, like questions like this that are out of the blue or fun.

Jordan (01:09:26.000)

He's being politically assassinated or assassinated, politically,

Dan (01:09:29.000)

his character, his character. Yeah. Also, after this, Alex starts to talk about how Michael Jackson has committed crimes against children. Sure. And he lists off some folks. And he I believe the the Dutch Royal Family Sure. does not bring in Epstein Buzu that so?

Jordan (01:09:48.000)

Yeah, if his reporting thought he was supposed to be so far

Dan (01:09:52.000)

ahead, maybe not this far ahead. Might be

Jordan (01:09:56.000)

a little too far ahead. Or even Yeah,

Dan (01:09:58.000)

so Alex sick Got a call? I guess I don't remember hearing this call. But somebody asked him about non violence. And he didn't answer the question. Right. And so now he's getting back to it

Jordan (01:10:07.000)

he violently Well, I

Alex Jones (01:10:08.000)

had a listener yesterday that asked me where I stood on non violence. And I should have answered the question I forgot to do. It was only in Tennessee brought it up, Tom. But, again, at this point on non violent, I'm defensive, because we're doing more good. Why can folks up in the info war, if they launch an attack and they try to arrest people round up, do all of that, then things will be much different, but it's up to everybody's own discernment. Go ahead.

Dan (01:10:34.000)

Here's why Alex's show sucks on Well, there's so many reasons, but one of them is the circumstance where violence would be that you'd pivot from non violence violence. He's hit that mark, over and over again, again and again. And if you want to look at it from a big picture circumstance, you can say that the COVID vaccines are that for sure. But 100 has coverage. There is literally no reason why somebody like Alex, if he believed the things that he was saying, right, if he was a sincere actor wouldn't be like, I don't know. Basically, Timothy McVeigh gonna tell ya, it seems it's this is why it's dangerous. You create this expectation of some future time when that catharsis will be encouraged, and it'll be available to you for all the anger that I'm building up in you, right, and then that never comes. Right. And then there's a mass killing of millions of people with this poison vaccine. And it's like, Oh, next time, that's gonna be time to really, it's the tension a terrorist engine. Yeah. That's, it's such a consistent thing within his his rhetoric.

Jordan (01:11:49.000)

Yeah. I mean, it's I, it's, it's fucked up that people can survive it so long. I couldn't like living in that space. Well, that's

Dan (01:11:58.000)

why there's probably not a, like a huge amount of retention of his audience. Right. We're over long stretches of time. Right. Right. Right. I think a lot of them move on to other things.

Jordan (01:12:08.000)

Yeah. Yeah. Well, things that either really make them realize that they shouldn't be doing that or things that make them come to reversely. Speaking.

Dan (01:12:17.000)

Yeah. Or distract them with a different brand of conspiracies. Yeah. That isn't. So about.

Jordan (01:12:24.000)

Build, hence. Yeah. Yeah.

Dan (01:12:26.000)

So Alex has an article that he's covering, and I'm just giving you the long and short of this. Alex thinks it's really weird that Army operations in Iraq have named some operations after things in Red Dawn. Yeah. And he's decided that I think that's a little weird to a movie. Yeah,

Jordan (01:12:46.000)

no, I'm with you on that.

Alex Jones (01:12:47.000)

Don't know what they're doing in Iraq. They know all too well check out for example, Captain Christopher Cirino of the 82nd airborne who told an English journalist in Fall Jhala a few weeks ago, the man our job, talk by Sheree and train terrorist and local freedom fighters. That's right, he said freedom fighters. Now check out the code names employed in the weekend swoop of Saddam Hussein or to Crete Red Dawn. They called it with suspected Iraqi resistance locations tagged Wolverine one Wolverine two, and so on. Press comments have noted that Red Dawn and 1984 John melas flick that chronicles of Soviet invasion of the US has a favorite movie of American right wingers What hasn't often been pointed out is that the heroes of the Red Dawn are a brave band of ragged small town resistors to the invasion and they call themselves the wolf arrange it gets worse folks. It gets worse so people are going man Operation Red Dawn that's what the Soviet you know that's a Soviet term for invading a term the army had for a Soviet invasion to make attack and then they're even calling the Iraqi resistors warm arrange our trips taking apart seeing themselves as Soviet occupiers and

Dan (01:14:11.000)

slick movies. Yeah, I think I just like you Alex, Janek movies. Yeah. Look, do you remember what any like group of the Soviets would have been called in that are the Chinese who was who was the communist or invading? I haven't seen Red Dawn

Jordan (01:14:28.000)

on Red Dawn. The Russians. Oh, yeah. That was back whenever during the Cold War, you could just pick the Russians and be like, Hey, this is a movie for

Dan (01:14:35.000)

some reason. I thought it might have been China but then I think that's the new one right?

Jordan (01:14:41.000)

was going to be China right? But then they because we live in the world world where maybe it's actually a smart idea to think about the weirdo enemies you're creating culturally.

Dan (01:14:51.000)

Disrespect Yeah, exactly.

Jordan (01:14:52.000)

Yeah. Like no, no, there's nothing wrong with that. But but the that's where I got it mixed up and he changed it to just like more generalized I think I think still Asian terrorist.

Dan (01:15:02.000)

My point here is Do you remember what they would have called themselves? No, you remember Wolverines score is because they yell it. Yeah. And so yeah, I told you I haven't seen that. I know that I understand. Yeah. So it makes

Jordan (01:15:18.000)

sense either. Swayze Come on, man. Come on. We're gonna have a sways I thought we're gonna watch all sways ease. Now, I

Dan (01:15:24.000)

don't know about that all this way. Um, somebody along. I haven't seen a lot of his work. They've said Roadhouse. Okay, good. So yeah, I mean, like, read Don's a fun movie. Maybe it was a morning operation job calling the Wilbur. This doesn't mean this doesn't mean that they're casting themselves as the Soviets. Let's just

Jordan (01:15:46.000)

what's interesting about it, though, is that if it does, it would be apt. Like if you were casting, if you were going to cast Red Dawn in the Iraq War, the United States would be the bad guys. They're the ones invading you. And if there was a small group of freedom fighters in Iraq, they would be the Wolverines. It's not a very subtle movie.

Dan (01:16:06.000)

True. There is a dynamic there that Alex isn't unpacking. Right. But I also I'm reluctant, because I don't know, what is going on at this point, or who the forces are? Neither me neither. But yeah, I don't know. He's just weird. I think it's just so strange that Alex compares everything to movies, and then somebody compares something to a movie. References. So one thing that we miss out on a lot, ma is the rest of the world. That's true, because Alex has a very western centric viewpoint. He's a chauvinist. Yes. And so he gets a call from a guy. He's got a great question about what the globalist plans are elsewhere for the globe. Well, not not the entire globe, but just elsewhere in the courseware.

Alex Jones (01:16:55.000)

Even in Colorado, you're on the air. Go ahead. Hello, sir.

Caller 1 (772) (01:17:00.000)

Hey, Alex, how you doing? Good. I had a question. My girlfriend right now is in Minsk is where she's from, and I was curious what the globalist agenda in that area of the world might be.

Alex Jones (01:17:11.000)

Your your audios? A little fuzzy. Where is she in the world? Minsk. Showing my ignorance is not an Eastern Europe?

Caller 1 (772) (01:17:21.000)

Yes. Well, kind of right in between. It's right in between Poland and Russia.

Alex Jones (01:17:26.000)

Yeah, Central Europe. I know about generalities of that region and a lot about Ukraine, Poland, the Balkans, but there's so many there's like 50 Little countries, there are

Jordan (01:17:38.000)

so many little countries, so many of them. Listen, I know everything about the globalist plan, but they don't know where Minsk is.

Dan (01:17:44.000)

Yeah, I told you, Bella rousse would come back. Not knowing where my boy. So yeah, apparently, Saddam Hussein and his sons. Yeah. And all the gold. Yeah, have fled to Belarus. But Alex, right now the capital of the country, they fled to Belton road. He knows he knows a great deal.

Jordan (01:18:03.000)

Now, where is minska? Though? Is it in the middle of Belarus? Or is it on the edges? You don't know? Neither does Alex nor do the globalists? No one does. Geography is beyond us all.

Dan (01:18:14.000)

So we have one last clip here. And Alex is trying to navigate this call talking to this guy without revealing that he has no idea do even after finding out it's in Central Europe or whatever, I still doesn't know it's Belarus.

Alex Jones (01:18:27.000)

But there's so many there's like 50 Little countries there. I can't particularly tell you about that, that that country on the border of Central and Eastern Europe. I will tell you, those countries are under the same system. They weren't 20 years ago, that country, same system, they were 15 years ago, or 10 years ago, the same communist strong men now just take private control of all the banks and money, Secret Police and everything else. I mean, I don't I don't know the particulars of that little region. I don't have the specifics.

Caller 1 (772) (01:18:58.000)

I didn't know if there were any. So I just wanted to kind of double check.

Dan (01:19:01.000)

All right, so sounds like there's no plans, no plans.

Jordan (01:19:04.000)

I appreciate everything about this call. Are you

Dan (01:19:07.000)

too. And here's why. It's because there's dual levels of things that are being revealed. Yes. The first is just a primary basic information, the ignorance being revealed. And as much as you don't know that. Some people you know, not everybody needs to know everything. I just, I only think it's interesting. Like right now because Alex is spinning this conspiracy or has been about Bellary. Exactly. And so you'd think that maybe there'll be a little bit of like it rubs off or something you would hope but so you have that surface layer ignorance. And then you have the second layer, which is just somebody who's in good faith, and like optimistically calling in to ask, Should my girlfriend worried about me? Checking in? Yeah, like, Is

Jordan (01:19:52.000)

there gonna be a storm tomorrow as

Dan (01:19:54.000)

the guy who studies the globalists plans, he knows everything. I don't know what's going on. Region.

Jordan (01:20:03.000)

Everybody involved like the guy calling in about the globalist plan with a very nonchalant air of like, jet Well she's in Minsk, I just want to know if she said, you know, like, what's the forecast? What do we got coming up on the weather? Is there gonna be a cold front moving it like what should we do here? Yeah, I appreciate that. I love I love that. I'm supposed to know everything, but I have no idea what's going on in multiple 60 countries like, listen, here's what I would have said. Frankly, I actually don't know where Minsk is off the top of my head, is it? I know it's in Central Europe. What what country? Is it? It? No,

Dan (01:20:36.000)

here's what I would have done. If I were Alex. I would have been like Minsk is fuck. You're right. You're right. If he's so extreme, we'll have to reveal that you don't. Exactly. Exactly. You're just making up the globalist Exactly,

Jordan (01:20:51.000)

yes. That's the problem, because he got to the point, the next level that makes it beautiful. Is the that country in that area have that? I know where it is. Why don't you explain to the crowd, why don't you go ahead and tell everybody the same energy, the same energy, and that's what makes it beautiful. Yeah, that's what it is. Now.

Dan (01:21:09.000)

Here's here if Alex knew that it was in Belarus. Here's something he could do. He could say, well, no, because Saddam has been found by this point. But the chaos might still be there. To Alex so we could do something like Minsk is fine. Belarus has a contract. That's a good way of hiding. Saddam. Great to hang out because you'll be fine. Yeah, it'll be fine. It's a safe haven a safe zone. Yeah, that kind of thing. That's smart. Yeah, but he didn't know it. Anyway, we come to the end of this. And honestly, I think this is all worth it. Just for Alex's feelings on cats. It kind of was brutal stuff. So angry.

Jordan (01:21:53.000)

It's so over the top. It's so over the top angry and

Dan (01:22:00.000)

presumably about a story about an elderly lady who was in stable condition. Yep. At the hospital. Yep. I don't know why. Yeah, the everything's fine to bounce back was extreme.

Jordan (01:22:14.000)

Does it does make you shouldn't you'd look at that and go if his reaction is that extreme towards just just cats existing. Perhaps we should grade on a curve about how mad he is towards the globalist perhaps the globalists are equivalent to Cat fear.

Dan (01:22:32.000)

Well, you can do that. Or you can ask yourself, is this really about cats? A that's the right question. Anyway, we'll be back Jordan, with another episode of maybe Alex will be back in studio. So we'll check in or we'll trudge further on towards the screen. Scream, but either way, we'll be back. Till then we have website

Jordan (01:22:54.000)

and do we do it's I'll try.com We're also on Twitter. We are on Twitter tecnologia. Underscore fight.

Dan (01:22:59.000)

We'll be back but until then, I'm Neo. I'm Leo m de ZX Clark. Why not? I'm the juiciest ice cube.

Andy In Kansas (01:23:06.000)

And now here comes the sex robots. Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. So Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.