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N-N-N-N-N-N-N-Knowledge Fight

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Dan and Jordan, I am sweating

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knowledgefight.com, it's time to pray

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I have great respect for knowledgefight

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I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys

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good guys saying we are the bad guys

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knowledgefight, Dan and Jordan

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knowledgefight, Riddler, Riddler, Riddler

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I need, I need money

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Riddler, Riddler, Riddler

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Andy and Candice, Andy and Candie

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Stop it, Andy and Candice, Andy and Candice

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Andy and Candice, it's time to pray

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Andy and Candice, you're on the air place for holding

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Hello Alex, I'm a big fan of the huge band

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I love your room

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knowledgefight

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knowledgefight.com

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I love you

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight

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I'm Dan

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Jordan

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We're couple dudes, like to sit around, drink novelty beverages

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and talk a little bit about Alex Jones

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Indeed we are, Dan

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Jordan

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Dan, what was your first social media page?

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Were you Myspace guy first or did you do Friendster?

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I didn't do Friendster

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That's a good question though, I think probably Myspace

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I know that I was on Facebook

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I mentioned this before, back when it was THE Facebook

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Yes, yeah

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And you had to be

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In college, right?

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Yeah, you had to be in college, you had to have a college email address

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in order to get on it

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Which is wild

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I remember the scandal of when they started allowing

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non-college people on

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It was, everyone was up at Arb

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It's comical to think back on that now

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Yeah, now that they owe the world

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Yeah

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I very strongly resisted getting on it

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because it seemed like a very much like a frat

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kind of thing

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Yeah

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There seemed to be a Greek world connection to social

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Yeah, yeah, no, no, that makes sense

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It definitely had that vibe

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But I wrote a column for my campus paper

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And I got like hate mail from people

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Just people like dumb, dumb, dumb dumbs

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And one of them, I was like

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I wonder what this dude is

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He wrote me a really mean piece of hate mail

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Like, I'll beat your ass, kind of

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Oh, of course

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And so I was like, I wonder

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And this was back when it was still mail

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No, no, it wasn't email

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But I was like, I wonder who this guy is

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I remember my brother being like

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You could check if he's on the Facebook

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See if you can find out some information about him

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That was the beginning of the end for humanity

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That was the beginning of the end

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Yeah

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Right there

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That's what motivated me to join the Facebook

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Was to find out like, how can I insult this guy

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who sent me hate mail

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Oh my god

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That is a microcosm of the human races and demise

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Yep, unfortunately

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That's what suckered me in

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Yeah, that's what it'll do

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To Facebook, and I guess

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I mean, my personal

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I don't use Facebook personally

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Yeah

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But I guess all that information's still there and shit

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Yeah, they probably know everything

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that we're talking about right now

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Yep, it's terrible

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Yep

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Anyway, this is a show where I know a lot about

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the Facebook, and I guess MySpace

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I was on there, but

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Right, fair

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Nobody remembers MySpace

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No, terrible functionality

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And it brought us Dane Cook

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Yeah, that was

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That was MySpace's claim to fame

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Yep, I know all about that

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And Alex Jones

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And I only know what you tell me about

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any number of those things

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Correct

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Jordan, today we got an interesting

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We're staying in the present day

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for today's episode

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Whoa

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Because Alex, I don't know if you know this

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Don't

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Earlier in the week

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Doing clown world part 2

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Did not know that

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What?

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Alex named his first debate coverage

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Right

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Whenever they did the first Democrat debates

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I recall

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He did the clown world special

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Which he named after a

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Vaguely anti-Semitic and bigoted meme

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Yeah, because of course

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And he decided that not only is he going to call

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his second debate coverage clown world 2

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He has bought clownworld.us

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No

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As a URL

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No

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To host all of it

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No, come on

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You go with two clown, two world

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Come on

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Perfect

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What are we doing?

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Lobs and Shaw is coming out this weekend

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What are we doing?

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It's perfect

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Yeah, exactly

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Tie it in

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You could probably get some sponsorship money

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I don't know about that

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Because this is a 40 hour live marathon

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No, no

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He's doing money bombs all the time now

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No

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It's almost like this

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The other one was a huge 40 hour spectrum

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Or at least like

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I don't remember if he was going the entire time

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But it was at least a two night

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Really long

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Right, right, right

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Live spectacular

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And now this one's like two days straight

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Clownstravaganza, if you will

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Yeah, yeah

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Which is a mess

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And I

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I've learned my lesson with Alex Jones

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Money bomb marathons

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That is like

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Don't even bother with the times that Alex has dawned

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

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You're just

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You think it's gonna be

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You don't think it's gonna be fun

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I was gonna say, no

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I think

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It's gonna be all fun and games

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I'm just gonna sit here and listen to 40 hours of this dumb bullshit

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And then you're like hours and hours of Harrison Smith

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Phoning it in at two in the morning

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And then them just playing half hour commercials to fill time

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It's not worth it

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Banana

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It's stupid

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The only value in it is

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Alex Jones getting drunk in the evenings

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Which, he's on a tight leash now

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They don't let him do that

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And then Alex's show

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Whenever he's doing his normal show

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Yeah

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Those are the only times that the content during the marathon is

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In any way digestible

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Wait, so in the 40 hour marathon

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He still only just does his show for three hours

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At the times that he normally does

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And then maybe he'll guest on something

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That kind of thing

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He'll come and yell during the war room

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Intermittently

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And like in the past he's done his

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Ask me anythings

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In the evening

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He'll do like an hour block to do an AMA

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Right, the drunken AMA

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Yeah

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Or in this case he'll show up for part of the debate coverage

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That Robert Barnes is basically hosting

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Why is Barnes there?

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Yeah

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God damn it Barnes

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Well cause he

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I think he's got black male

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Barnes has got some shit

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He's gotta know something

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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This is not normal

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The way he's taken over this network

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Alex, if you are listening

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Barnes is not your friend

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No, he's trying to kill you

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He's doing

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He's single white female-ing you

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It's like a less understandable version

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Of what Roger Stone did to Alex

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Yeah, yeah

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The way that he insinuated himself so deeply

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But that made sense

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Cause he had presumptive access to Trump

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And like

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That, that

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And he's a rat fucker of the highest caliber

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For forty years

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Right

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Of course he should be rat fucking you

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All it shows really is how desperate Alex is

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To glom on to some powerful personality

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That wants to take him over

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Yeah, he needs a dad

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He needs a daddy

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His dad's too busy at the HR department

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So anyway, I wanted to look into his debate stuff

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But I didn't want to watch the whole thing

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Because I know that he's not gonna be there

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For the entire time that they're doing the debate coverage

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Yeah

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It suffices just to listen to his show

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Now we're gonna be going over July 31st, 2019

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That's the day after the first night of the debates

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Right

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I don't really care about the second night of the debates

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Yeah

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Cause that's not interesting to anyone

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I don't care about either night

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I don't, I don't, yeah I'm not, I'm not

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I'm not over the moon with any of it

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But the larger conversation of anybody who's

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Maybe me or Alex Jones

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Is probably gonna be surrounding the first night

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Cause you had Bernie Sanders

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You had Elizabeth Warren

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You had Marianne Williamson

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Right

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You had everybody who is gonna make things interesting

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It's fun, yeah

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Yeah

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What do you got, Yang?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

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Come on

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You got Inslee, you got your boy Inslee

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Yeah, yeah, my boy Inslee

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Sure

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Well, I mean anybody who focuses that much on climate change

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Is technically my boy

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Yeah, he's your boy

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You're right

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Don't, don't, uh

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Look, I'm in the bag for Warren or Sanders

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And everybody else can fuck off at this point

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Right, but don't forsake Inslee three times

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Before the cock crows

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Lest climate change never be solved

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Come on

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I'm mixing metaphors

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But I don't really care about what Alex's take on

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The second night is

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Particularly because, I mean what are you gonna do

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Yell about Biden?

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I don't give a shit

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Yeah

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So I found, I thought it would be much more interesting to look

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At the first, uh, Alex's episode

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The day after the first night of the debates

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Which is what we'll be going over today

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Perfect

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But before we get to that

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Gotta give a shout out to the people who have signed up

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And are supporting the show

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Hell yeah

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And I appreciate it

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And so do you

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First, Brendan, thank you so much

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You're now a policy wonk

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I'm a policy wonk

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Thanks, Brendan

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Next, Nadja, thank you so much

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You're now a policy wonk

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I'm a policy wonk

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I'm positive I mispronounced that

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I apologize

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Is it N-A-D-I-A?

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N-A-J-A-H

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N-A-J, uh

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Nah-ha

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Nah-ha?

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Nah-ya?

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Nah-ja?

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We want to thank you

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Either way

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So very much

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Anyway

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Next, Justin, thank you so much

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You're now a policy wonk

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I'm a policy wonk

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Thank you, Justin

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You are now a policy wonk

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Thank you

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Combined are a policy wonk

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Dan and Dagon

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Dagon, yes

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Dan and Dagon

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Yes

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Gotcha

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Thank you so much

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You are now a policy wonk

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I'm a policy wonk

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Thank you so much

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Daddy Shark, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp

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And then finally I'd like to give a special thank you to some people who have signed up

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We appreciate it oh so very much

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You are all now technocrats

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I'm a policy wonk

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Have yourself a brew

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How's your 401k doing, bro?

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Alright, we gotta go full tilt boogie on this Watson, alright?

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Let's just get down to business

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We ain't making that money off that heroin

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Why you pimps so good?

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So now, we're coming off debate night one

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Sure

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Alex was there for the live coverage

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And then left

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He was only there for part of it

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They did it

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But the reason is because he thought it was a snooze

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He thought it was so boring

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Fair

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Okay, I would like to be able to focus here today

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On the incredibly boring

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But at the same time horrifying second round of the Democrat debates that kicked off last night

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So I have a bigger theory about this

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And that is that I think that Alex realizes that the conversations that some of the candidates are bringing forth are things that he can't really argue with

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Oh no, he doesn't want to get anywhere near it

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He's not really good at a well articulated argument for Medicare for all

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He's really good with these distractionary things like raises taxes

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He's not really good with addressing the point of yes, your taxes will go up, but your premium and your copay will go away

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Right, right, right

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That is like, it's a net gain

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Yeah, for citizens as opposed to it

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It's alright, he's got the taxes

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But if you want to frame it as a bullshit

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Right, but when people are clearly articulating it and pushing back against the misframing of it

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I think that Alex is like, wow, this is boring and horrifying

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Yeah

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Because he's not good at that

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Right

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He's not good in the weeds

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Well, because the ostensible enemies that he's facing were also the ones who were yelling at Sanders about how it's going to raise your taxes or whatever

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So he's already got the Republican Party fucking avatar there for him in the form of everybody who wasn't Sanders and Warren

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Right

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All pushing, especially the CNN hosts, all pushing

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And that's a complicated position for Alex to be in

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Exactly

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I don't think that he

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Because he has to agree with one of the Democratic candidates

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Well, or the quote unquote establishment of CNN to some extent

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Right

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Yeah, it's not really good for him

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So I think that is part of the reason why he ended up just like leaving his own show

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Yeah, yeah

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I'm not supposed to be here

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Yeah, he's like, ah, fuck it, I'm going home

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Yeah

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Quite frankly, last night, I was up here for part of the live broadcast doing it tonight

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This one should be even more lively with Joe Biden being attacked

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But it was nauseating to watch

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And in fact, at one point, anybody who wanted to tune in to another place could

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I just got away for 20 minutes at a time because I just couldn't watch it and couldn't listen to it

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I felt my time would be better served by rambling

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Yeah

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But I mean, to be fair, like, I watched all the 2016 presidential debates on Infowars

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Like, I watched their coverage of it

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Yeah

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I made a point of doing that for God knows what reason

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Yeah, that was an interesting time in our lives

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Yeah, I thought it was all fun and games to some extent

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But I was watching it and he doesn't really cover what's happening in the debate

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Even, like, in the best of times

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Right, right, right

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He still just yells over stuff and like, you know

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So I think that he just didn't have the material he wanted to work with

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And like, fuck it, Barnes, Owen, you got this

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Yeah

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Enjoy, I'm going home

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But he does have a conclusion about

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Oh yeah?

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Yeah

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Well, reasons

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Despite not really paying attention to or watching any of this other than maybe some

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select clips that people have given him

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He has a definitive statement to make about all of these candidates

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Okay

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There is no doubt that these individuals are absolutely financed and paid and put into their positions of power

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to sabotage and bring this nation down

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That sounds right

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I mean, that's what's going on here

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Obviously

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And I know all of you know that, but when you really need to let that burn in

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Feel it

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Let that burn in

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I have to assume

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Feel the burn

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I have to assume he's using that as subtle coding to Bernie

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Yeah

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I don't know, I think that you're going to have a tough time trying to unify all of those candidates

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Yeah

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You know, like, oh, all of these people are paid to bring down America

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Really?

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Yeah

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Such different philosophies and different backgrounds that are represented on both nights of that stage

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Yeah

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Like, it's insane

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Yeah, yeah, no, there is a variety of ideology and just maybe even less interesting than the ideology

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is the practical way that each of the candidates is talking about achieving these goals

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely

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Like, Warren's detailed plans are interesting, not just because they are very, very progressive,

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but also because they're concrete

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They're putting together steps forward

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Sanders is, you know, willing to do what Sanders has always been willing to do for 40 years

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which might as well be fucking walk up in front of the White House while he's supposed to live there and protest himself

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Like, there's all that

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And then you have Pete Buttigieg, who is a small town mayor who's fucking up his own town

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Why are we pretending that he should be there?

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And then you got Beto

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You got Beto, who doesn't actually know anything

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I think he's confused

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He's very sad

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And then there's a bunch of people who I have no fucking idea who they are

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Who are you?

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Half the time somebody spoke, I was like, no, you're not even a person

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And then, of course, you got the winner of the night

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Right

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And that is Mary Ann

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Mary Ann Williams, of course

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Which is Alex's angle on it

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Of course

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And he has an interesting take, and I think it's really important to trace things like this

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Now, let's play a clip first of Mary Ann Williamson, the New Ager

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Who in a Drudge poll won, a Google poll won, a bunch of other polls won by a huge margin

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Even though she was given the least amount of time

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And even though they say this is her last debate

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Now, why was it that she was so popular?

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Because she was the only one that was genuine

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Spoiler alert, that's not why

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Yeah

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She was genuinely wrong

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She was genuinely saying a lot of things that weren't true

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But she meant well, it was from a position of a useful idiot

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To me, the headline Mary Ann Williamson won the debate

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Which is something that I read too many times

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Well, it's like wins the internet

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Yeah, is the reason that these debates are pointless political ratings grabs

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Right

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There's nothing real if your headline

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Because the narrative that they're building around it invalidates the entire point of the debate

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Sort of, but I actually think that there's something else going on here that's worth mentioning

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And so what you're talking about is absolutely true

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There were a lot of opinion pieces that were written about how Mary Ann Williamson won the first night of the second round of these debates

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But a lot of these were the kind of clickbait headlines with articles that discuss how she did have some good answers to tough questions

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Things surrounding reparations in particular

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She makes a lot of sense on it, people have enjoyed that

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Everyone did point that out specifically

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Yeah, and also she used the term dark psychic force

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Which led to an immediate spike in Google traffic for the term

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Fun

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The one part of this narrative that's real is that Mary Ann Williamson was the most Googled candidate name after the debate

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But that's not necessarily an indication of support or a belief in these people that she won the debate

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That's just proof that people thought that she was interesting and wanted to learn about this here dark psychic force

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Yeah

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What Alex is talking about is completely unscientific internet polls on sites like the Drudge Report

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Where right-wing dicks mounted campaigns to drive people to vote for Mary Ann Williamson

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To create the appearance that she's a far more popular candidate than she is

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With the hopes of muddying the waters

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The right sees Mary Ann Williamson as a joke candidate

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So helping her create the air of legitimacy as a real contender is in their best interests

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Coordinated campaigns on 4chan's poll board encouraged followers to spam the Drudge poll

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Saying quote, Mary Ann Williamson is the craziest person up there right now

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She is an unhinged lunatic, would be perfect candidate to have no chance

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People responded with things like quote, anybody know of any other polls to vote besides Drudge?

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Mary Ann Williamson needs our support, to which another user posted a list of other polls

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Another user put it bluntly

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Quote, you guys are rigging the Drudge poll and that's a good thing

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From there right-wing sites used that poll as well as other easily-riggable polls on sites like the Blaze and Breitbart

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To create their new talking point

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That Mary Ann Williamson was the winner of the first night of debates

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This is a very clearly coordinated plan to spread a talking point with the hopes of boosting a candidate they felt Trump could easily defeat

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And Alex has unquestioningly picked up that talking point and is disseminating it

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He has literally zero standards for what he's willing to report as long as it suits his interests

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Because he is a beholden propagandist

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Well now that I know that and it was alive in 2015

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It's very obvious Mary Ann Williamson will be the next fucking president

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Because what else did people say whenever Trump was running in those first fucking debates?

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I think that's the reason why I believe it was on Vox I read a piece about like this isn't funny this is scary

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The way people are responding to this candidacy

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Like yes she does make some good points

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Which she should have a column or maybe she could be a comment a talking head on a show

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Or like you know put her on put her on MSNBC to comment on some stuff

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Maybe fits in well there

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Running for president we are so far gone that this is an

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Seriously how about we have two people who should be on reality TV shows instead of the presidency when the presidency

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Right that's a scary proposition and it's an indictment of where we're at right now

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Absolutely

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Even though that's not to say like everything about her is terrible

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Even though there are a lot of really messed up things that she's stood for in the past

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Like anti-psych med kind of narratives anti-vax ideas

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Why not

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There's plenty of really bad in her past but you notice that people like Alex won't criticize that

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It's surprising

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They don't even bring that stuff up

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They want to ignore the bad stuff and then turn the good stuff

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Because they agree with the bad stuff

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Yeah exactly and then turn the good stuff into a negative for her

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So that way from the left all the bad stuff is viewed as bad and from the right all the good stuff is viewed as bad

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And so that means she will be the next president of the United States

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Right they did this like the troll brigades and what have you did this during the first debate as well

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Like the first round of debates

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They've like all of these polls that don't have any kind of controls of multiple voting

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These are they're very easily cheatable

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Right

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And when you have enough people centralized that are willing to just keep voting

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You're able to rig these things so fucking easily and that's what they're doing

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And a media that is willing to take those bullshit people and signal boost them to an extent that almost creates the reality

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Right

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That they're trying to create

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Yup

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Out of fucking nothing

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Yup you have to be very careful with these things

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And it's one of the reasons like I think if even if you know nothing else about Matt Drudge

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The fact that he would run a poll like that on his site that has like this huge credibility on the right wing

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Yeah

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Like it tells you everything you need to know about how little he cares about influencing narratives

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Absolutely

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And being able to be a conduit for bullshit

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Right

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So one of the things that Marianne Williamson said during the debate that was that got raucous applause

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Was her discussion of the situation in Flint

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And about how it's not just Flint there's a lot of underprivileged communities that have these same sorts of issues

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It wouldn't be happening in a large well-to-do city

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Right

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It's bullshit

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Gross point isn't going to get bad water

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Yes

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Yeah

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And so Alex plays her commentary

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It's going to get some John Cusack anyways

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Hey blank

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Hey there we go

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Alex plays those clips and then misrepresents it to pretend that she's saying that Trump is poisoning Flint's water or something

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But you'll see how he uses this because keep in mind this is his show

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But it's also part of a 40-hour marathon where he's doing a money bomb

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So Donald Trump he's poisoning the water

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Not the Democrats and the Globals that set all this up

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And I remember David Hogg attacked me for saying you should filter your water

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And then he goes and he sells water filters

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He's trying to make money absolutely off doing something good

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You can't trust the government, you can't trust the Globalists

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You've got to filter your own water yourself and the water you shower in if you want to live longer

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Didn't get caught off guard by that break

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He got his plug in and was like alright two seconds left and I'm good

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Yeah it seemed like he was just going to be quiet until the end of the

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He did

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Alright good on him

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Yeah I mean so it's perfect, Marianne Williamson talking about the water in Flint

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Is a perfect opportunity for him to use as a sales pitch for his water filtration

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Unreal

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No but that's what this show fucking is

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I know but that's really really exploitative

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Yeah

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And it's too obvious

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Yeah

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It's a bummer how obvious it is

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And she never blamed Trump for Flint

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No

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She's talking about how it's a problem that's existed for longer than this

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But she brings up that Trump and his administration have crippled the Clean Water Act

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Which is fair

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Right

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So like yes take it if you want to create a straw man out of her argument and say that she's saying that Trump is poisoning the water in in Flint

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Yeah

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Then great you can respond to that but your response doesn't mean anything

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Yeah there aren't

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That's the whole game too

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There aren't many things where you can say Trump is the direct originator of this awful thing that the government is doing

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I bet if I sat down you could come up with a few

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There are no there are a few but there are so many more where it's like the government has been doing this awful thing

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And Trump has exacerbated it to a level that might as well be in its own stratosphere

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Yeah or he explicitly refuses to help work towards solving it

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Everything he does is making something worse whether or not he was the originator of the bad thing in the first place

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Yeah

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So most of this show has been up to this point him using this fake poll about Marianne Williamson winning the debate to present her as like whoever one's into

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The left all loves her

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The new darling

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Like the left is fucking voting in a Drudge poll

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Yeah

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Get the fuck out of here

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Wait wait wait you weren't on that Drudge poll?

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Certainly

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I was clicking refresh over and over and over again

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Certainly was not

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I wanted to make sure Drudge knew that I thought Marianne Williamson won the debate

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This is very useful for him in many ways because it first of all allows him to paint so much of the people on the left who would vote Democrat

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As like they like this orb shit they like this crystals and you know so you get you get that benefit

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And then when she doesn't get the nomination he gets to trot out like she won all the polls the DNC is fucking her over

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Right right right

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He gets to play that narrative over again

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I get the feeling

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The DNC is too busy fucking all of us over to worry about her

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I get the feeling that she is being set up to fill that sort of a role for Alex in some way

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Maybe it won't be her maybe it'll be Tulsi

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Whatever the case is he's trying to establish some sort of a someone else should have run but the Democrat party is so corrupt

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Right right right right

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Whatever

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Fair enough fine I don't give a shit about his version of this

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And then the rest of it is just him ranting about his own life and like his own victimhood and stuff

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Like there's not there's not real content to it which makes this extra funny when he has run out of time to cover the news

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You see how it works now don't you?

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Because when you don't care about yourself and you're willing to die to defeat the enemy then you're truly strong

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And no longer a coward like these men that only seek power over others instead of turning humanity loose

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Oh they might have physical courage to kill somebody but they're doing it for their own evil aim

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Selfishness

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So then is that courage?

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And their selfishness has blinded them

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Oh I said I'd get into the big top story

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I'll do it next segment because there's not time in four and a half minutes

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What the fuck is happening?

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Like that would be parody if it wasn't his actual show like he's just rambling about how he's a big strong boy

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And then you're like fuck I don't have time to get to the top story because I rambled about being a big strong boy too long

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I'm glad you audience you don't have any standards because if you did boy I would be not living up to them

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Is there any better proof for why you want to be your own boss than how bad he is at his own show?

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I think that it's actually good evidence why you don't want to be your own boss

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That's fair

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Because if no one can stop you, no one can stop you from doing terrible work like this

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It's just embarrassing

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God I love it

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Anyway the top story is that China's going to invade Hong Kong

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I don't think they should do that

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No, no one thinks they should do that

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I think that's a bad idea

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He's going to get to that a little bit later

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I don't care about his analysis of it but we'll touch on it a tiny bit

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A lot of the episode is him talking about how this is going to be like Tiananmen Square times a hundred

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Sure sure sure

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But more importantly I don't know if I mentioned this, this is a money bomb

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Yes I've heard that

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This is a money bomb

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It seems like even in his lies he's already set up at least two ad pivots

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Yeah and he does a lot of ad non pivots

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Just straight up sort of messaging for money

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And this is one of them where he explains what he needs money for

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And I forgot to even add

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This is a fundraiser to launch the next phase of the operation

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Some overt, some covert

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50% off to 60% off

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Store on free shipping, double patriot points

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Haven't had a deal this big since Christmas

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You've had this deal going since Christmas

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Double patriot points, half off, everything is the consistent fucking

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That's the 4th of July sale all over again

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Give us money so we can run covert Infowars operations

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What does that mean?

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We're sending them overseas to find out what China's up to

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It's legal fees

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Yeah, why isn't Barnes like in the background of the shot over his right shoulder like fucking Dracula

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Because he's too busy laughing in another room by how much money he's making off this rube

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Cha-ching, cha-ching

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He's got that giant accounting calculator that Alex was using to count up Instagram accounts

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He's like oh my god I can't believe that this is amazing

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I don't know, I think the covert stuff he's talking about is probably like paying Caitlin Bennett to go places with a non-Infowars microphone

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Or like some sort of a knockoff project Veritas type nonsense

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That kind of bullshit

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I kind of have to assume that's what he means

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Or he's just lying

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Or he's funding like militias, but I don't think that's the case

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Because saying we need money for covert stuff, you look at what Alex stands for, what his world is

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Right, right, right

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Like he might be paying Matt Bracken to get a troop together

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Yeah, I don't know, that's possible

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I don't think that's likely, but

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Like when Ross Perot hired people to fucking storm veterans

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I don't remember that

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You don't remember that?

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No

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Ross Perot set up a, I'm pretty sure it was Ross Perot

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He was super into veterans and he paid a lot of money and set up a covert operation to rescue prisoners of war

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Good on him

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And he built a fake version of a prison and then they tried to go and the prison, they moved the, it was a whole thing

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Good on Ross

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure that was him

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Alright, well, good for him, I don't think Alex is doing that

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Okay

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I think he's probably just paying his lawyers

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Fair

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But in this next clip we get to that story, a little bit of the story of China and Hong Kong

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If you want to know what the real story is, I recommend you read something

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Don't listen to Alex

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I'm only going to play this clip because I think that it demonstrates, even in Alex trying to cover like just a normal news story

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Which is China is making overtures that it might come in to stamp down protests in Hong Kong, right?

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Just that story

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Yeah

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He still has to get fucking racist

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I'm not going to even hedge bets

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I think within the next week you're going to see a Tiananmen Square level event only if the Chinese government backs down

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And their dictator, given more power than Mao Zedong, Xi, has not been showing any signs of that

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So this is going to get extremely violent, extremely quickly

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Because I'm telling you folks, studying warfare and the Asian brain and everybody can turn it loose and kill people

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What?

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But once the Asians start getting into a fight, it gets real bloody real quick and both sides don't give up

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So this is going to get really, really, really nasty fast

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The Asian is a ferocious people

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What?

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That's

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Can you do that?

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Yeah, I guess you can

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Apparently you can

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When you don't have a boss

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Yeah, well, and I guess nobody is really paying attention to him anymore, otherwise

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Usually you would at least see a headline that's like, Alex says the Asian brain murders people

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When it gets going, it keeps going

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Yeah, I mean, like, that's crazy

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When the going gets Asians, the Asians get going

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Yeah, I mean, between him thinking that South Koreans are Chinese and this, I mean, you got

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What is this doing?

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To be fair, I think I have heard him express this exact sentiment in the past

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This idea of, like, Asians being somehow

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I think so, but I thought he was talking about it

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More genetically violent once they get violent

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Yeah, I thought he was talking about the Japanese, but in like the context of World War II

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Like kamikaze pilots or something?

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Yeah, so it was racist

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Like, we all knew it was racist, but it wasn't as just blanket like

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Hey, anybody from Asia, if they start to get that bloodlust going, it's never going to end

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Look out

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Yeah, watch out for Asian bloodlust

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I know, because my daughter's wife is South Korean or whatever

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So this is, I mean, it's not good, I don't like it

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No

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You know, especially when you're saying that, like, this group of people

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By their, like, genetic predisposition is violent

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Yeah

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When they get going or whatever

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To then immediately, just after that, just a little bit after that, have him say this

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He's like, what about you, Alex?

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You know, if you're not anti for swinging the hammer, you can actually get something done

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I mean, I could kill ten people in about two minutes with a hammer in a fight

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Thank God Antifa didn't know how to use one, he's usually hitting people with those hammers

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It's almost as if when you see those videos of Antifa hitting people with stuff

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Or maybe they're not trying to kill anybody

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Maybe

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Shh

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Oh

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They're just bad at killing people, Dan

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Oh, yeah

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Look, if you, man, he's a bad human being

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Yeah, he's really

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He's a real bad human being

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He's a real bad dude

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Real bad dude

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It's almost like he's proud of himself for his hammer killing abilities

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It's almost like he's about to say, I could kill more people than an Asian who's gotten going

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Now my best, my career best is six

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But I could get ten in two minutes

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Jesus fucking Christ

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If I had gotten to my prime, I took, my knee went out in double A ball

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If I had gotten to my prime, if I'd made it to the show, I'd be knocking 20, 30 home runs out of the park

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With a hammer

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With a hammer

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I just think, like, I hear these things and there's, you know, his version of what he likes to brag about

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And how he likes to, like, amp himself up

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The particular ways he does are just so gross and childish

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Yeah

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So stupid

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Anyway, that's not a surprise

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He is all of those things

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Absolutely

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But he does, you know, I mean, I don't know exactly what the actual geopolitical ramifications would be

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If China were to, you know, encroach on Hong Kong

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I don't know what the exact consequences of it would be

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I hope we don't find out

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Yeah

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Alex believes it will be a giant war

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And he also thinks that there's other ways that a giant war could start

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Sure

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Particularly the Middle East

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Bunch

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And Africa

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Them

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Well, I mean, it's like, okay, you're saying, okay, well, there could be a giant war and it might start in one half of the world

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Yeah, yeah

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All right

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Or the other half

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And when we come back, I'll get into the other two areas that could start giant wars in the Middle East and in Africa

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And another area that's happening there in Asia as well

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But this is a big, big deal

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Separately, let me do a proper plug

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We're in the middle of a fundraiser, if we sell a million dollars of product

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Nice

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Get that proper plug in there

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Then we'll only make like $150,000, we sell a million, we'll probably make about $300,000

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I got up at 5.30 this morning

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Do we need to know?

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And I went and looked at mfullwars.com forward slash show where you can make donations

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And where you can also purchase products at huge discounts

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And then all those numbers are added together by some computer program they put together every 30 minutes

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Not your fucking calculator, that's for sure

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And like at 6 a.m., I'm text messaging Michael Zimmerman and I'm saying, "$700,000?"

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I said, when I went to bed, it was at like $300,000

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And he said, let me check

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Well, an hour later they go, oh, when they batched the orders that came in on the shopping cart, it triple batched that batch

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So yeah, that removed $200,000 from it

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So it's at $389,000

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And again, it's just a system that adds the donations that get entered in and the shopping cart stuff and updates every 30 minutes, I'm told

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So it's not exact, but it's around $389,000

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And that's triple what we normally bring in in the last few days

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And so that's good

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But when we're selling this stuff, some of it is very close to no profit

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The supplements, all of it

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So it takes a lot of sales to do it

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And I'm just gonna keep pushing

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And I hope by tomorrow we bring a million dollars gross sales added donations

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And we're getting a lot of gross sales, not a lot of donations

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But it's easy to do that as well

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And donations are better as we get 95% of the money

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And that's really needed for the next project

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So check it out, infowarsstore.com, thank you

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This is a bummer

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This is not a jubilant, Alex, during his money bomb

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This is a, like, had that number been real in the morning, I think he would be pretty excited

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But as it is now, that is not where he wants to be in terms of this money bomb

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Because he also knows that there's so much dead space during that 40 hours

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That no money's coming in

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No money's coming in when Harrison Smith is hosting

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Almost nothing is probably coming in with David Knight

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With all his people who are on, you know, they're on set amounts to live

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They're all retirees listening to David Knight

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No one's paying any money for Owen Schroyer's stuff

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No one's watching him

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Right, because he sucks

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Yeah, he has very little opportunity to actually hit his goal, probably

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Man, it feels like if you're bragging on air

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I don't know if you're lamenting on air about how you need as much revenue as possible

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And you don't particularly care about the profit

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I think he's embezzling money from his own company

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I don't know

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I think that's how he's paying

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Well, Barnes is going down on this

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Yeah, could be

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I don't know

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I don't know enough about finances to know anything

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But I can tell just on a human level

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I don't feel like what he's manifesting is someone who's doing good

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No, he's not doing well

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I don't think the money bomb's going great

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I don't think anything is going great

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Which makes me

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I mean, it's close to schadenfreude

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But it's not quite

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Because I still don't rejoice in his downfall or anything like that

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I'm mildly amused by it

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But I'm more interested in his actual substantive arguments and worldviews

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I'm more excited when I find a lie than I am in him going out of business

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Yeah, because I still don't

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Like him going out of business still affects a lot of people who aren't Alex Jones

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Who I will have far more sympathy for

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If Alex goes down and it was in a vacuum and everyone in his orbit remained at their status quo

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I'd be like, that's pretty funny

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I feel a little sympathy for his employees who would be out of job

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They, you know, presumably if they have skills they could find another job

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Just erase InfoWars with the whiteout on your

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Everybody's better off not working at InfoWars

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Yeah, that's true

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His family, I feel bad for them

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But he also has millions of dollars

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So even if they go out of business they'll be fine

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That's true

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What I would really worry about is

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I think that there might be something to this

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Alex Jones might be one of the few things that's holding a lot of people back from being involved in QAnon

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So were he to go out of business

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Those people

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They gotta go somewhere

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Nature abhors a vacuum

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They've gotta fill that paranoia space somehow

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Right, and Ben Shapiro's not gonna do it

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No

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The next best game in town is kind of, you know, jumping over to Q stuff

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And that might be more dangerous

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I'm not entirely sure

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So people actually believe in the Q stuff, huh?

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It appears so

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Like for real though?

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It appears, I don't know

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Man

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You know, from where we're sitting it's very easy to believe that it's all just bullshit

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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Just people pretending to believe

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It kind of feels like that

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I feel like there's a couple of dead bodies that would make a difference

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Yeah, that's actually very true

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Yeah

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So this money bomb is not going great

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So Alex knows that he needs to do the one thing that is going to get the donations coming in

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Eat a horse's heart on air

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That would be awesome

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He chose something else

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Okay

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Alright, a guy that's become a good friend of mine

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Really smart, funny fella

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One of our, you know, top hosts here now

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No

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This is our chief legal strategist

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No

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Robert Barnes joins us

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By the way, he didn't get his Covington kid lawsuit thrown out this week

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That was the other fella that filed lawsuits

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I've got a bunch of calls about that

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You haven't filed your suits yet because you've been strategically planning them

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We're both a couple months behind right now, but those suits are very, very close

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Our suits are very, very close

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So, Al, I love this

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First of all, Robert Barnes is on again

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He's on all the fucking time

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But it's so fucking hilarious

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So the Covington kids

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Yeah

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They had filed a lawsuit against

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Washington Post

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Yeah, yeah, that's right

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And that case got thrown out

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And everybody was clowning on Robert Barnes because he presents himself

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Like, I'm representing the Covington kids

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And, you know, everyone is like, ah, you got your case thrown out

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And I love that Alex's defense is like, that wasn't his case

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Because his case doesn't exist

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Wait, so he was saying that he was representing the Covington kids?

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I think he is on some level

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I don't fucking know

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I don't care about the particulars of Robert Barnes' scam lawsuits

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Right, right, right, right

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I just don't have the mental space for all of that

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I just think it's funny that Alex's defense is

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He couldn't have his case thrown out because there isn't one

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He didn't even have it ready yet

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I told him, he doesn't even realize how stupid he sounds there

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Because he's saying like, I told him to put together these lawsuits a while back

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And they're still not ready

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Right

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Anyways, here's the guy who's supposed to be getting those lawsuits ready

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He's too busy

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On my fucking show

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He's too busy being on my show all the fucking time

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He's too busy trying to pivot careers

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And to take it over for me

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Writing lawsuits is hard

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Yeah, I just, I can't say enough how much that is like my kind of comedy

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It's like, you guys think you're insulting him because his case got thrown out

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Little do you know, his case is imaginary

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It's like, it could not be a worse rebuttal

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We've just been bluffing

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I like it, it's a refreshing bit of honesty

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Yeah, I suppose so

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So Alex, I believe, my firm conviction is that he left the coverage of the Democrat debate

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Because he realized like, his skill set doesn't work well in the setting of the Democrat primary season this year

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Right, right, right

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He can't yell over them and they'd be allowed to talk

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Well, it just, it doesn't, it's not the same thing

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He doesn't have a lot of his built up characters in there

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You know, he doesn't have a Hillary Clinton to yell at

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He doesn't have, like he could just do a Bernie voice for 45 minutes

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But that's exhausting on his throat

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Right, and people would rightfully be like, hey that's fucked up

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Click, moving on

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I mean the impression's good, but it's not 45 minutes good

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Is it good?

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He doesn't have like anything really on a lot of these people

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Other than superficial complaints

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Like he can do the same thing that Trump does and talk about Native American with Elizabeth Warren

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He can call them all demons

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He can say that Pete's gay

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Yeah, no, I was just thinking that's the only one where everybody on his staff is like

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Don't talk about Pete

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You're gonna use a homophobic slur

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It's gonna come out of your mouth, just don't talk about him

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I think that that really limits his abilities

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I think his skill set has diminished considerably

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Especially during the Trump years

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And I don't think that he has what it takes to take in information about these new people and insult them correctly

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Or dismiss them correctly

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And I think that that's what happened

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But it turns out that that's not what happened

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I was wrong

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It turns out that Alex just can't handle looking at Democrats anymore

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Oh, that's interesting

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And then the next few seconds we'll play some of the highlights of the insane debate last night

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And the ratings crashing

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I mean, I'll be honest

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I went home and watched the show

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I was just sitting here all night

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I couldn't look at them and watch them

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I can listen

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But I can't look at Democrats

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So I went home and got on the computer and listened

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To our coverage, it was great

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I literally couldn't sit here looking at them and call them shots

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And go to this, go to that

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I had to get out of here

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I mean, I literally got depressed watching it

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And I'll be honest, I feel good watching Trump

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I feel good watching, you know, the other shows we do

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I feel good watching Tucker Carlson

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I feel good looking at DrudgeReport.com

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Because, you know, these are good people

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I cannot stand watching or listening to these people

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I can only take in information through white nationalist leaning channels

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I can only handle my own coverage, Trump, Tucker, and Drudge

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I have become so insulated that I need a safe space to take in information

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I can't handle the wild west of a CNN fuckin' debate

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How sad is this?

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Yeah, that's, uh, that's meat sauce

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And hiding behind, like, somehow it's visually the Democrats

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Look a certain way that makes me sick

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Yeah

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How pathetic is this?

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Look, he doesn't like the idea of looking at other human beings who disagree with him

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That is the, that is the fundamental underpinnings of a healthy democracy, Dan

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I do believe that that's in the anti-federalist papers

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Oh, okay, there we go

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So, Barnes is, uh, full of shit, although he does agree with everything Alex says

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Absolutely

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Um, and, uh, in this next clip, we hear him, uh, expressing what is legitimately, um, you know

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It's, it's at least white nationalist adjacent

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The ideas of demographic anxiety

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Sure, sure, sure

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And we get the treat of seeing, uh, how Alex responds

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As we have fewer children, as abortion is increasingly incentivized

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As, uh, as, as we basically have American populations in the west

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Not reproducing at a, at a rate that can replace our own population

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The west

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That we become more and more dependent on foreign populations that they believe are more malleable

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Which is in the 1960s Ford Foundation documents

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They said we will promote transhumanism, uh, sexless society

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That's what Brave New World 1932's written about

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This has been a long-term plan

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Barnes, I love it when you get on every subject

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You always cover law or this or that, I don't even remember

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You're a smart guy, we need to get you here on the show

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Ah, sure, that'd be fun

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That'd be fun

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I mean, Alex has already said he wants to give Barnes a show on it

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Money bomb worked, boom

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Uh, he's already said he's giving Barnes a show, but, like, I, I

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I think Barnes goes home and sounds like fucking, uh, Mr. Burns

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Just like, yes, yes

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Everything is going according to plan

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Yeah, his, just his, his, he has, like, a war room with, like, a map of Alex's studio

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That he's pushing pieces around

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Yeah, oh, first I'll get in with Owen Schroyer and I'll impress him

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And then Alex will give me a show

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He's gotta have a bunch of, uh, fucking, uh, voodoo dolls of some sort

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It's, it's pretty wild

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Um, so Barnes' ideas that he's expressing are terrible

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Simulacrum, that's what I was thinking

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I don't believe that these, uh, things that Alex is talking about are from the, uh, the Ford Foundation

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And, uh, I'm not entirely sure

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Uh, the transhumanism

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I think he's just referencing the idea that, uh, the Ford Foundation did give some grants to work

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That, like, Julian Huxley was doing

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Yeah

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Who was into transhumanism early on

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Right, right, right

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I think that's all Alex is going on

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I don't, I don't, I, I looked around, I can't find, uh, what he's talking about

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And Orwell's famous book, 1932

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1975

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So, uh, in this next clip, uh, we get exactly what you were afraid of

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Uh, and that is that Alex tries to comment on, uh, Mayor Pete

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Oh, no, no, no

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He plays a little clip, uh, of, uh, of Pete having some commentary

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And, uh, here's what Alex says

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We are not going to be able to meet this moment by recycling the same arguments, policies, and politicians

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That have dominated Washington for as long as I have been alive

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We've got to summon the courage to walk away from the past

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I've got to do what he says because he, he, he's gay

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Out to commercial

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Whoa, boy

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That's

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Whoa, boy

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I don't know if I heard any other substantial commentary on, uh, Pete Buttigieg in this, uh, in this episode

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Other than, I've got to do what he says because he's gay

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Yeah

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Fuck this, man

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He's got to be somebody with, uh, some fucking throwing knives or darts just throwing them right into his leg every time he's

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Now Pete, oh, oh shit, my leg

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Anyways, we're going to get back onto Biden

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Uh, now that Pete, he's got to, oh god

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So, in this next clip, Alex, um, he's still a little bent out of shape about Marianne Williamson's comments about Trump poisoning the water that he believes she made

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But she didn't

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Sure, right

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Um, and so

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Easy to hate somebody for something that you think they said even if they didn't

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Easy, um, and he does it

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Yeah

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So he plays her clip again and then at, at, at the tail end of it he starts spiraling out about how bad the water is in L.A.

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Uh, and he tells, uh

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Sure

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He lets us in on

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Sure

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Some of his, uh, hygiene routines

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Oh god no

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Why would anybody want to be this victim and say, I live in L.A. where it's toilet to tap, where they take the sewage, put it through all these expensive systems that the city bought

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Billions a year, folks that spent on this in L.A. Billions on the sewage

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And then you drink toilet water filtered by the city and then you wonder why everybody's got cancer

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I mean, I've tasted L.A. water and it, it literally makes me sick

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When I go to L.A., I am a neat freak

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I take three showers a day at least, okay

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I do not shower when I am in Los Angeles

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I take bottles of, of, uh, filtered water and I take whore baths as they're called, okay

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I take a whore bath

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Uh

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Wash cloths and that because I get sick and I'm tough

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So I guess I'm going to donate to your children?

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I get sick when I take a shower in L.A.

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I mean the place is a joke

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First of all, good thing you're almost never in L.A. though

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Yeah

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Because, uh, I think, uh, you've gone once maybe by his telling of it, I think he's been to L.A. once

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Yeah

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I don't know if he's been other times on clandestine covert missions

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Uh, I don't know

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Uh, but I, I don't, I don't know if there's a larger definition of, uh, a whore's bath

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But from where I come from, that means just washing your dick

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Oh really?

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Yeah

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Oh, I thought you added your armpits in there too

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Oh, maybe

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Maybe

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Also, it's a sex worker's bath, thank you very much

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Yes, yes, I apologize

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Uh, yeah, that term to me is about, uh, your dick

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Yeah

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I guess, uh, your, your genitals

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I'm uncomfortable with whatever his definition of it is

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Right

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Can you imagine another show that takes itself seriously

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Being like in the middle of some sort of, like, the primary analysis being like

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Water in L.A. is so bad I take whore's baths when I'm there

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I was, I was just like, wait, wait, we're still in the show, right?

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This isn't, this has just become one giant inner monologue that's uninterrupted out loud

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It's remarkable that he thinks anybody should take this seriously

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Yeah

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Like, it's, it's really crazy

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I think the only thing that's worth taking seriously is, like, his, uh, like, overt hatred

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Of people unlike himself

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Yeah

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And his incitement towards violence

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Yeah

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The rest of this, like, his analysis of stuff, his historical understanding of things

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Nonsensical

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It should, like, it, it really just deserves to be written off

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Yeah

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It's insane

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Um, so in this next clip, Alex talks about how the Dems are criminal election fraud people

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Mmm, that doesn't sound right

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All of them don't like the Democrats

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What they do is the Democrats are so corrupt there's massive election fraud proven in inner city areas

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Whether it's poor, white, black

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We know this, these are institutionalized criminal groups that are in control

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That people aren't actually supporting it

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The polls are all fake

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The polls are all fake

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Says the guy who cited fake polls that were, like, completely rigged by, uh, trolls online earlier in this episode

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Yeah

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I do not trust his assessment of what is and is not a real poll

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I, I'm, I'm amazed at the power the, the conservative right, uh, wields, uh, just by getting to lying about voter fraud first

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Do you know what I'm saying? Like, before they, before the Democrats pointed out, like,

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Oh, you guys have been doing all of this voter suppression shit for forever

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The reason that you won these elections is because you cheated

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Right

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You stole elections in Michigan, the electoral college should not have gone that way

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All of this is bullshit, but the Republicans got there first by being like,

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Three million illegal immigrants voted, boom, we win

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Call it, we own this space now

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Yeah, it is, it is, it is nuts how easily they own spaces

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It is

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Well, I think it's because they're

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It's targeted, it's focused messaging

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Yeah, and they're always going to be unified on it

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Like, if, uh, if a Republican is

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And they got people like Count Dankler out there making those hot beans

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Making those Dank beans, yeah, yeah

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But, I mean, you're not going to see a fucking critic of Mitch McConnell's voter suppression policy

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By ignoring the election outlet, uh, election security bills, uh, coming from the right and everybody taking it seriously

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It's true

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But on the left, you can look at voter gerrymandering in, uh, whatever state

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And you'll have the fucking intercept going hog wild on whatever Democrat is around, you know

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And it's good on them for it, but that's why the Republicans, you know

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Yeah, there's more of a unity behind, uh, whatever is, uh, expedient

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Yeah

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Um, so this next clip gets us to something that I love

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Although this is confusing

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I love

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Love is confusing

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We know that I love an Alex Jones story

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Right

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Um, I love it anytime he takes a vacation and comes back with a completely not true story

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Especially as it mutates

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Yes, yes

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This is the first time I've heard this particular story

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Alright

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And this has to do with, ostensibly, a conversation about, uh, white people virtue signaling that they care about black people

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And other minorities

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Alright, I already don't believe it

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You shouldn't

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Yeah

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But I also don't know what not to believe

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Okay, now I'm interested

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Because this story, in a word, is confusing

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Okay

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It's convoluted

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Alright

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Um, and probably offensive

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I had a lake house, this was like eight, nine years ago

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And the neighbors were, were, were UT professors

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And they brought the gypsy king of the, of the Roman people or whatever to the lake

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And they were so uncomfortable to be shared a dock

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They were like, we don't dislike gypsies, you know

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Like, I didn't know those people were gypsies, they had brown skin, whatever, I'm over here fishing with my son

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So she walks over to, like, my five-year-old son who has a birthmark

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Rex is, like, sixteen now

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And she goes, she goes, what happened, who hit you, did he?

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Says this liberal white woman

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And he goes, I've got a birthmark

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She goes, oh, sorry, they all knew I was Alex Jones

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They were just flipping out

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And then soon, the gypsies are over at my house asking for something

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And then they're digging in my yard for arrowheads

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And it's like, they are the royal people, you must let them

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And I, I've seen them, I've seen them, I just, it was kind of rude and said, F off, they left me alone

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But it was literally this litmus thing, like, here are the gypsies, you're a racist, you beat your son

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And it's just that she took mind control, these people are nuts

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Well, what they want is they want people in their local community

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Well, these were professors who later on got ripped off by the gypsies

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But they're in this cult, like, I'm with the gypsies, oh god, they're so cool, gypsies are so wonderful

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You know, just

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Well, these are the people that when they drive through an inner city lock their doors

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Or don't drive through the inner city at all

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I love that

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Barnes is fucking killing it

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Well, in terms of, like, molding with Alex

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, because after that story, here's what a human being would go

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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What is the point of that story?

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What are you talking about?

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That story makes no sense

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None!

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Who is the

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Who are the, are you trying to talk about the Romany because we don't, we don't say gypsy anymore

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Because also it doesn't mean anything

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Who is the gypsy king?

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Who is the gypsy king?

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Is it the band?

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Are you talking about the hobo king?

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Because that's a real person

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Digging in your yard looking for arrowheads?

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What? What are you talking about?

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Wait, you let them dig in your yard?

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Why did this work? Who is that?

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What's the connection with this woman who accused you of hitting your son?

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Why are you still living at this lake house?

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Why are you sure that they know who you are and are just accusing you of beating your kid?

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What is happening?

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What is going on?

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And instead Barnes is like, yeah, these are the type of people that lock their windows

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Moving on!

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Yeah, give me one million points

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I would love to refer Robert Barnes to some clips where Alex talks about panhandlers

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As if they are trying to murder him

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Yeah

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When he goes to East Austin

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So Alex is exactly the sort of person who rolls up his window and he goes to the fucking inner city

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

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Stop trying to pretend you don't know who you're sitting next to, Barnes

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Alex's fucking story makes no sense

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Barnes is killing it but what he says also makes no sense

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No, none

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The two of them are doing nothing but it's electric

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It's the same sort of vibe that we got on that old episode where Alex and Jerome Corsi were finishing each other's sentences

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

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That was very exciting

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Because Barnes is bringing that like, absolutely

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Alex, yes, not only that but he's doing improv work with Alex

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Barnes is Andy Daly level right now

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Absolutely

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He is fucking killing it

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He's crushing it and it leads them to just like

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They go down like rabbit holes with each other

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It's very annoying

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But it means that Alex also doesn't like get to any real substance

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Of course not

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Of any of the topics he wants to cover and it leads him to be very frustrated

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They do not care about African Americans

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They do not care about improving the ordinary everyday lives of African Americans

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I agree, stay there

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I'm going to play this logic comics clip coming up

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That hit a few other things

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We have another guest coming on but I've got so much to get to

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I'm going to play my 26 month old daughter singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

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She was singing it this morning

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I got her to do it again

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I'm going to play that too

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Third hour coming up

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That also sounds like parody

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Like that is the craziest fucking thing

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That can't be real

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Robert Barnes starts the clip talking about how white people don't really care about black people

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And there's virtue signaling

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Alex is like, yeah, absolutely, I agree with that

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I got a lot to cover but

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My daughter is saying Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

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I really can't handle that

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I really can't handle that

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I really think that you're fucking with me there

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I'm not

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That is crazy

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Yep, that's the real show

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It's pretty nuts

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God damn it

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Yep

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I just

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Hey, do you remember when Ted Koppel used to go on

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Deliver the nightly news to the world

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And then be like, hold on one second

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I got my little three year old son

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He's going to sing a little song real quick

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And then we're going to get right back to the hard news

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It's so insane just to imagine any of the behaviors that are manifested on this show

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Existing anywhere else

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And the person doing it not feeling like, wow, I'm terrible at this

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I'm trying to do a show that people should take seriously about political topics

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I'm presenting myself as the only one in the world who gets it

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About the centuries old conspiracy to destroy the West or whatever

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And you do shit like this

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Alright

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It does bear repeating that the only reason that we have done over 300 episodes of our show

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Is because Alex is perhaps the most unique show thing

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He's nuts

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That can be

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To be at that level of success is like a one in ten billion chance

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That's the only thing that makes this interesting

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Like this exact show from somebody who just had a YouTube channel

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Or some independently run show that's like this

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Is a dime a dozen

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But somebody who is like actually, yeah, it's

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Wild

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It's incongruous

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It makes no sense

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We're going to spend the rest of our lives trying to understand it

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Perhaps

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I'm alright with that

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So in this next clip Alex, this is sort of an encapsulation of a lot of Alex's conversation with Robert Barnes

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He's thrilled with Robert Barnes' prognosticating ability

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Because Barnes predicted that more people would Google Marianne Williams after the debate

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Which is like, oh great, congratulations

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Oh do you mean the least known person there

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After the first debate, if your prediction is she's on the debate again

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People are going to be curious about what she says

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Yeah

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Congratulations sir, you're a psychic

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You're amazing

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You've got a dark psychic force, that's for sure

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He also predicted like Bernie was going to get a bump in the polls

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I think that most people probably could have predicted that

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But anyway, Alex thinks that he has the second sight in terms of politics

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And he brags about it

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And then come on the show tomorrow or something and really get with them and show

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I predict I'll be on the show tomorrow

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Forecasted exactly what would happen in the last debate

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I mean word for word

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And then you forecasted last night perfectly again

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You should really meet with the producers today

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And get it done today

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Or even sit down and shoot a report

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Because that's impressive

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See the top political gambler who even the New York Times admits you are

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Maybe you are because they say you are

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But the point is, Chris gets liars but no you are

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And show how you guys accurately did this

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Watch the top political sports gambler predict the last two debates perfectly

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That's the headline, that's pretty powerful

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Barnes could not take him less seriously

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Nope

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You're a psychic, you're doing great

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Yep

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And everything that you say is absolutely 100%

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It's like that guy on fucking storage wars

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Yep

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So does not give a shit

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It's worth pointing out that gambling on elections is illegal in the United States

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So what Alex is talking about is literally a crime

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He's talking about you're recognized as one of the greatest politics gamblers

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He had to go to Europe to bet on the 2016 election because it's illegal in the United States

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Oh man

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I don't know, it's one of those things

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Good work Barnes

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It's one of those things that I kind of think that, you know, gambling on sports

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I don't really think, as long as you're not involved in the sport

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It's generally, I think, it should be totally legal

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I don't understand exactly why those laws are in place

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Politics, different

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Yeah

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I feel like that's different

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And also it's different when you are somebody who is now

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I guess a host on a political show

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When you're a political partisan I think betting on politics

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When you're involved in politics and you gamble on politics

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I think that's so dirty

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Yeah

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I mean, first of all, even if you're not involved in politics, it's illegal in the United States

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Right

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But even if it were legal, it'd be shady as hell

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Yeah

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For him to be an employee of Infowars and then also gambling on elections

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Yeah, you're talking about the fucking stock market

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Well I mean, how do you

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It is both

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How do you keep

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It is both political gambling as well as gambling and it's all fucked up

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How do you keep your content neutral if you're gambling for certain outcomes in politics?

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You don't

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You can't

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You cheat

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Right

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Why wouldn't you?

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Or you do everything in your power to persuade towards the outcome that pays you the highest dividend

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Right

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Like whatever you're gambling on is probably what you're going to be advocating for

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Right

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And why people are against gambling in sports is not because, you know, you'll make, you

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know, the person who makes 5 or 10 bucks off of a game, it's because when there's a shit

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ton of money involved, there's going to be a shit ton of people who are going to

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Try and take a dive

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Work real hard

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

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Yeah

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Like it's in, hey, what are you going to do?

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And I, I just, I think it bears like really pointing this out, Alex will not stop talking

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about Barnes being a political gambler and a psychic about predicting

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That's really not good

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Right

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It's also not good when Barnes says things like he says in this next clip that indicate

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that maybe he doesn't know a whole lot about a lot of the issues that he covers

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Yep

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The, we do have a history of blood libel and it led to the biggest purge and attacks and

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of antisemitism and racial hatred in the world

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That's why they say, oh, this Jew did this a hundred years ago

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Exactly, or 2,000 years ago, I mean they were

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That's right, you killed Christ

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Exactly

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Oh, that's the first reparations

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Exactly

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Oh my God, you killed Christ, we're going to kill you a thousand years later

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What?

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That's not what the blood libel is

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These two dudes are having, first of all, I could just take that clip of we have a history

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of the blood libel and be like, yes, absolutely, very accurate

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You and Alex Jones

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Absolutely

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That operation

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Absolutely

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Infowars as an operation has a deep history of the blood libel

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Love it

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But he's trying to present and he goes on, like the clip goes longer

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They're very clearly talking about blaming Jews for the crucifixion of Jesus is the blood

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libel, and that's not what it is

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Right

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The blood libel is about accusations of Jews taking Christian children and using their

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blood to make matzo

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Yeah, yeah

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Like that is very, it's a different thing

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Like

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And them not understanding that and not understanding the historical consequences of the subject

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that they're talking about and that they embody

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I was going to say, yeah, if they, because if they said that then they'd have to say,

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oh, man, that sure does sound a lot like when we say globalists take your children for adrenochrome

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Those sound really, really

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Suspiciously similar

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Almost, almost mad libs-ian similar

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Very, very similar

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Yeah

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Weird

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Yeah, hot

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Almost strange that you would use the term blood libel, period

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Yeah

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Why would you do that?

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It seems like Barnes, you shouldn't have just brought that up at all

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I feel like you might have heard somebody talking about it and like, there was like,

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hey, I'm going to throw this in

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Yeah, yeah

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Fuck you, anyway

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Good work, Barnes

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Infowars as a whole, I would say, is a white identity operation

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Yes

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Its primary function is to launder white identity ideas into the West

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Like presenting it as the West

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Right

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And all that

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So it's interesting to hear Barnes say that white identity politics, it's just a response

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It's just a response to things

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The people who say that, they've been respondents since the beginning, haven't they?

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White identity politics is a reaction to left-wing identity politics

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They simply reincorporate, they incorporate the same language

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So racists like Richard Spencer propagate basically leftist politics at the behest and behalf of the leftist

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Wow

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They're incorporating their terms into a different racial phraseology

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I pulled my back out trying to understand that

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Yeah

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Jesus Christ

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I mean, I guess it's positive that he says that Richard Spencer's a racist, but I mean, outside of that, there's not much worthwhile in that clip

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But this is how people like Alex and the people on his world rationalize their dumb political positions

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Yeah

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Like, we are only doing this because you made us do this

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If the

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Leftist identity politics and, you know, that makes me become an identity politics for whites

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And it's pathetic, just own what you're doing

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Own what you're doing

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If you guys, if you black people and women and whatever, all you people on the left

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If you would have just stayed quiet and allowed the status quo to continue running over you

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We wouldn't have to be all white supremacy all the time

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That's almost literally what he's getting at

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That's exactly what he's getting at

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And I would like to make another little point

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I've never heard Pete Buttigieg say, you have to do what I say because I'm gay

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That's true

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I've never heard him say that, but I've heard Alex say that as a way to delegitimize Pete's points or any of his positions

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Now, I think that that's Alex doing identity politics

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I don't understand what you're saying

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He's minimizing Mayor Pete's points because he's saying, oh, I'm only supposed to listen to him because he's gay

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That's using his identity to demean and to delegitimize a point that he doesn't want to take seriously from someone he politically disagrees with

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How dare you say

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That is identity politics

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No, identity politics can only come from within and then from without

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They cannot be projected on somebody else as though you were creating a false idol of who that person is

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It's nuts

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All this is is identity politics and then decrying identity politics

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It's so pathetic

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I'd have more respect for the positions that they put forth if they were a little bit more willing to own them

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Then it'd be like, no, this is what I feel

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I care about my people

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I don't care about any of you dumbasses

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You should be able to vote, this is our country

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Yeah, yeah

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I would hate that and I would still be as opposed to it as I am to this

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But at least there would be a moral clarity on Alex's part

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Instead of hiding behind these dumb ideas about, I only do this because of their identity politics

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I just like the West

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All that bullshit

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Well, it's the weighted trick

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The people who choose to live far less examined lives into believing that something they instinctively know is wrong is still right

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Well, I mean, he is still trying to do a money bomb

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Right, right, right

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Giving him money is absolutely wrong, instinctively

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I guess the message is you can't run the operation in any marketably viable way if you're honest about what you're doing

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You will be relegated to the same dustbin that David Duke is in, that Stormfront is in

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You will be put in that same box if you speak bluntly about what you believe

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And the way that you wish the world to operate

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So you hide behind these terms in order to hide your reality

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So you can fit in and try and infiltrate the mainstream of discourse

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And it's pathetic

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And effective, unfortunately

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Wildly, uncontrollably, stupidly effective

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Very tricked by it

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So in this next clip, Alex yells about how he thinks for himself

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And that's how he knows everything

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Like Robert Barnes knows what's going to happen in these debates before they happen

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Because we all just think for ourselves

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It really doesn't sound right

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It's not

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And you know in their lawsuits against me they keep saying, who's the secret group?

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What's the agency telling you what to do?

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It's called not being a slave

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It's called doing our own thinking

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The more you do it, the better you get at it

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Never having anyone tell me what to do every day, I made a lot of mistakes

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You get better

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Absolutely

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It's being independent

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It's having an audience that allows this independence to thrive and survive by supporting info wars

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All they've got to do is go and find the product

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Find the idea they like, support it

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And they are the ones that are changing the world by allowing and authorizing us to have the skills to evolve

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Don't explain this equation, it's like the sun growing plants

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Or water

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Or soil

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Listeners, you're not just part of it, you're the entire biosphere

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They are the sun

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They are the sun

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Storewide free shipping, double patriot points, 50% or more off

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infowarstore.com is a major fundraiser

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Because we don't want to just sit here, we want to expand in the face of the enemy

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But it is in your hands, infowarstore.com, take action

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Take that gap

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Man, that's very desperate

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It seems very desperate

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Yeah

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Barnes is really, really killing the worm tongue role

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Yeah

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Like he is supplicating in such a way as to manipulate Alex into thinking he's in control

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Yup

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While the entire time being at, Barnes is back in call

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A thousand percent

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It is real sad

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But one of the things that he's also doing, and we noted this on another episode

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Is like he's so much better at that smooth transition to an ad

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Oh yeah, yeah

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Like he's solving one of the most glaring problems in Alex's show, which is the really forced transition into salesmanship

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

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And Barnes is making that shit like, it's not seamless

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No

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But he's making it much closer to like, you can trick people

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No, no, no, Barnes is better call-salling

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Like he is crushing it

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That like ambulance chaser salesmanship of like

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Sleazy

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Yeah, hey, I'll get, yeah, no, man, it's so good

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Yeah, it's kind of scary

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And it's terrifying

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Yeah, it's that same kind of thought that people had, you know, with Trump

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It's like, imagine a more competent person who believes and acts the same way

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Yeah

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You know, Barnes is almost, seems to be a manifestation of like, a slightly better operating Alex

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Right, which is why he'll never be as successful

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Like, without Alex there to bounce off of his show would be boring as shit

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Yep, in the same way that a smarter Trump would never get elected because he would never want to be elected

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Conceivably

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That would be an insane thing to do

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The thing that makes Alex's show listenable or watchable to anybody is the part that makes him a fuckup

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Yeah

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So

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Same thing with Trump getting elected

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So, in this next clip, Barnes seems to suggest that Infowars is legitimately the only free press in the world

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Really?

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The American democratic experiment can only work with an independent free press

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And the only truly independent free press in the world is Infowars

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And that's why they see it as such a threat

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Big swing Barnes, too big, too big, transparent

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Infowars didn't start until like the 90s

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So conceivably before that American democracy was impossible

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There has never ever been a free press

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Until 1995 or so when Alex got on air

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Infowars didn't start immediately

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I think that that's crazy

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It's insane

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Infowars is the only free press in the world and free press is necessary for American democracy

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It'll go, Infowars, if it goes, so goes democracy

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Yep

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Wow

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Too big a swing, too big a swing Barnes, you gotta reel it back just a little bit

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Perhaps

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So earlier in the episode, Alex mentioned that some of this money that he's trying to raise, right?

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Yeah

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It's for covert operations

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Now we still don't really know what those covert operations are

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Even in this next clip, we're not gonna find out

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Destroying Scientology records in the FBI?

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I think it's legal fees, still

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I still think that

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Yeah

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In this next clip, Alex discusses these covert ops a little more

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Free shipping, double patriot points

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We're trying to hit a million dollars gross to bring in about $300,000

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Extra than we would normally bring in during a week

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So that I can launch some covert operations

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That are all legal and lawful

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That are, let's just say, um

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I shouldn't say too much, should I?

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Let's just say, White House approved

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But this is all organic, this is all completely of the people

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What?

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I think it's legal and lawful and I'm sure the White House would be fine with you paying your lawyers

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All of that could be true of legal fees

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I don't know what the fuck kind of bullshit he's trying to pitch here, but

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White House approved

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So earlier in the episode, I mentioned that I got the real sense that

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When he played that, or when he discussed waking up and seeing $700,000

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And it turns out it's really $300,000

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I was like, he's not feeling good

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And when we get towards the end of the episode

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He breaks it down

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And it's worse than even I thought

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Oh, that's not good

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We're asking you to win the war of information

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Reach out to people and say, hey, you've heard of Alex Jones

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You've heard of Robert Barnes, you've probably heard about a lot of stuff

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Why don't you tune in and see it for yourself?

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First of all, no one's heard of Robert Barnes

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No one outside of your community that already knows who you are

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Barnes is an international celebrity

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The greatest political gambler

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I guarantee you, if we put a poll up on the Drudge Report

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No one knows who Drudge...

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Maybe a couple of people there

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What they don't want you to see

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Show that we're doing live coverage tonight

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Because that's how we get new people in

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And we found when we get new people, they stay

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That's why the system is so scared

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So what he's saying there really quick before we get to the rest of this clip

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Is that you need to spread the word about our shit

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Because that's how we get new people in

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We find when we get new people in, they stay

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That's not true

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The second part is not true

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When they get new people in, they stay for a little while and then they leave

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Which is why he's in such a desperate need for new people

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Which is why the ad pitch that he's doing here starts with

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We need you to get the word out

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Which is why that's almost as important to him as selling his product

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You need to advertise for me

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Because without that, I don't have new people coming in

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Who I can trick with how interesting I am for a little while

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Before they get the sense of like, this is impotent bullshit

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This is going nowhere, he's making up most of this stuff probably

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I would rather listen to something else

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And then move along

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He knows that

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And that's why, you know, you being my advertising network is super important

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It doesn't want us going into 2020

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But the good news is, we're here, we're together, we're strong

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I'll just let the enemy know what's really going on

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If I sell out all the product I have, we can run for a year

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And I'm going to make the decision the next month what I'm going to do

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But if we don't reorder, we will shut down then

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So I can fund us for a year with the product we have

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The problem is, if I don't reorder, then in a year or less

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We won't have the product to keep going and we'll shut down

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Which maybe that's our mission

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And the other day I hear we'll get a new job and everything else

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But I mean, we are to that point

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And I'm maxed out and I've been begging for help

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And you've kept us there, but it's always

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God just gives us, like the widow's mind, exactly what we need

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Folks, I need to make decisions

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I need extra capital to do these projects

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And I'm not complaining, thank you, you're amazing

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I'm just saying, who has paid off like this?

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What system in your life, if you bought products at Wal-Mart or Target

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Or wherever it had been politically, to save your future?

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Just go to Infowarsore.com, make a straight donation

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Or buy the products, we need to see a surge

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To know that we can launch these operations

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Because I've got operations ready that are going to devastate the globalists

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I know that we've heard a number of times him talk about the impending doom of Infowars

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And so I don't know how seriously to take any of that

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But it doesn't sound like he's embellishing

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There's a resigned-ness to it

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And we've heard him in the last couple months or so

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There has been a ramping up and a more frequent

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I just wish I was in the woods

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There is a sense that he might be feeling an imminent end to him being able to do this

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Oh no, I've worked for, I think, four independent businesses

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While they were in the middle of going out of business

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And that sounds very familiar

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To meetings

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That sounds very familiar

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Like I said, I've learned my lesson in the past with taking anything he says too seriously

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Even if it's what you want to believe is true

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Even if it sounds sincere

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It could be that just being another marketing tactic he's using

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Trying to use the idea of their imminent demise

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To really juice up the troops

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And get them to give him the money that he needs

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I don't know, I don't know

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But I would say that if he is being sincere in any way

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This is an indication that he has overextended himself

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He should not be launching operations

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He should not be trying to pay Caitlin Bennett to go do whatever

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He shouldn't be paying all of these reporters that do dogshit work

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And he should just focus

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His mission, what he wants to do, he could do for so cheap

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There is no reason why he can't fight the globalists exactly the same way he's doing

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Get the same information out

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Probably better for cheaper

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Almost impossibly better

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He is overextended because he doesn't care about that

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That's not the mission

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I think it's part of his delusion

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That is a big part

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Because the legitimacy of his operation

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Is only ever going to be compared to CNN

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Or Fox News

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So it has to be as big a studio as they have

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Otherwise he'll look at that studio that he goes into work every day

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Look at how small it is and think

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What am I doing this for? I'm never going to be any good at this

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I'm so glad I disabused myself of any notions like that

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Pretty early on in podcasting

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When I was first starting I just had a four track

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And it was terrible, the sound was awful

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And I'd see the pictures of professional recording studios

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And I'd be like, that's what I need

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If I could get to the point where I have that

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Everything will be great

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And so I spent a ton of money

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And I got microphone arms to hold the mics on

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Everything looked really professional

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And then as I did it I was like

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This isn't satisfying in any way

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The arms were weird

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They were not cheap

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These arms were weird and you have to talk into the mic

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It wasn't what I thought it was going to be

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I realized the experience of holding a mic and just recording

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That's all you need

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I can't remember which show that we guessed it on

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That had the arm mics the whole time

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I was like moving back, I can't do that

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I jiggle, I move around all the time

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And we're used to doing stand ups or holding a mic

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Isn't any kind of weird experience

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But I don't have any conception in my mind

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If this grows to the point where we're making Alex Jones money

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That somehow I would need to have a TV wall behind me

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No, we'd record it exactly right here

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But maybe we'd both have insurance

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It's nuts to me

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Because we can do the show that we're doing

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No amount of money would make the content better

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Alex seems to believe that he can't do what he does

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Without millions of dollars

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And that is his vanity

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That is his greed

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And that is deceitful to his audience

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If they really love an anti-globalist message

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And they really love his analysis of the world and all that shit

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I would assume that they would be just as happy with an Alex Jones podcast

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That he records out of his garage

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Why not?

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He owns a house

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Podcasting equipment that he could get for a thousand dollars

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Would be better than 90% of podcasts that are out there

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There's no reason why he couldn't do that

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Oh wait, he's kicked off iTunes

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I guess he can't do that

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Well, a few years ago he could have done that

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But he was happier doing a show a few years ago

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He was making millions of dollars

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See, that's that thing

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While I was working at Zany's, Dwayne Kennedy and I

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Were talking about how our dreams are so modest

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Like if you got a million dollars

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And you didn't have to worry about work

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And what would you do?

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I don't know, I'd probably do stand up for like a hundred people a night

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And not really worry about it

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That's it, that's my goal

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That's my dream job

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And I would just use all that money to finance that

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I have no interest in a big house

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Or blah-da-da

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I want to live the most creatively satisfying way I can

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For nobody

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Alex is a greedy sack of goo

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He is the worst

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And I think the thing that's the most dishonest and most awful about it

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Is the way that he uses

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What I describe as understandable emotions in his audience

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In order to fuel his own greed

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Because a lot of the audience is probably feeling deprived

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Of something in their own life

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Whether it's real or not

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Whether those feelings stem from actual problems

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Or from perceived ones that the media will work up in people's minds

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I believe that he's taking those things

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Giving them an enemy

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And saying he's fighting it for them

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In the direct way that you can get involved in that fight

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Is either promote for me or give me money

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It's deeply abusive

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I really don't appreciate it

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He's taking the problems that people have

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And exploiting them to give them a different perceived problem

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If all the money that everybody in Infowars

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That everybody who listened gave to Infowars

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Kept in their hands

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And they used it to figure out what actually was the issue

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That is leading them to Infowars

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And we might have far more well-adjusted people

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Because he's taking that

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Maybe your problem is

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He's misdirecting that energy

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Yeah, absolutely

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For his own profit

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You can't afford your medical bills

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That's because of the globalists

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They run the medical system

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Yeah, exactly

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The globalists are

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They're all over the HMOs

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And they're all trying to

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Why try and fix the medical system?

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I gotta fix the globalists first

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Well, to be fair, fixing the globalists

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By funding Alex's torpedo of truth

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In the Infowar against the globalists

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Will fix that health system

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Well then, there we go

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I guess I'll sit here

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Give you my money

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And wait patiently for the results to come back

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Right

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He stymies people's motivation

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Towards solving their problems

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Because doing so makes him money

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And it's shitty

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And that's all this fucking money bomb is

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It's a real shitty thing to do to somebody

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Yep

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It's profitable

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It is

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So here's the last clip

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Well, not that much

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Not that profitable

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According to his own numbers right now

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It was

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Yeah

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It was when he had a steady inflow of people

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That inflow of people is really what screwed him over

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Like that disruption of the cycle

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Is completely devastating to his business

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Yeah

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I think that's

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What we're seeing is the ramifications of that

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Yeah, well

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You made your bed

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So, speaking of people who make their bed

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Alex's daughter

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Nice

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We're not going to play her singing

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

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Thank god

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I thank god so much

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No

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I believe that she deserves her privacy

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Good

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And I wouldn't

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I don't want to

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I don't want to turn this into a thing

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Where we turn into the judges on American Idol

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And critique a child's singing

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No interest in that

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That seems like a bad use of our time

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But

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I do want to point out

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How Alex uses

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The clip that he recorded

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Of his daughter singing

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In order to help with a narrative

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Because I think that that's also pretty disgusting

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And I was sitting there this morning

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At about 7am as my daughters woke up and came in

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I was cooking them breakfast

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And I just looked at them and I thought

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You know, that's good right there

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Innocence, the whole future

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Strength, the purity that God's given us

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The seed of the universe

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I thought about the globalist

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Now they target children and young people

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To rob their future

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To abuse them

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The terrible things they're doing

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I thought, you know

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I never include my children on air

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My son wanted to be on air

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He's been on air since he was 10 years old

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Um, so

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You know, before we get to

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The point where a

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Daughter comes in singing

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You may notice that what he's doing

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Is he's using this image of his daughter singing

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

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As an image of innocence

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To juxtapose with the globalists

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Who want to destroy the futures

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Of the children

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Destroy their innocence

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Blood libel

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Ah, whatever

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This has probably become an old hat at this point

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But I'd like to read to you from

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The Protocols of the Elders of Zion

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Protocol number nine

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Quote

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We have fooled, bemused, and corrupted

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The youth of the goyim

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By rearing them in principles and theories

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Which are known to us to be false

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Although

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It is that they have been inculcated

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Or, how about this

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For protocol number 16

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Quote

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We must introduce into their education

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All of those principles

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Which have so brilliantly broken up their order

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But when we are in power

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We shall remove every kind of disturbing subject

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From the course of education

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And shall make out of the youth

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Obedient children of authority

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Loving him who rules

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As the support

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And hope of peace and quiet

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They have corrupted

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The children

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Ah, those goyim

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Too easy

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These ideas of corrupting

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The innocence of the children

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As an attack

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Geared at setting up a one-world government

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Are very central to Alex's worldview

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And they trace back directly to the protocols of the Elders of Zion

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This is bullshit

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Alex's representation of the globalists

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Is all, or mostly at least

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Taken directly from archaic anti-Semitism

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Old-fashioned anti-Semitic ideas

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About these Jews who are trying to take over the world

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When you look at these sorts of things

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You see all of these people in his sphere

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Also that are people who have been blunt about it

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You know, people like the David J. Smith of the world

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Oh yeah

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The people who have, Red Beckman

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The people that he looks at as anti-New World Order icons

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These people all were very clear that they think it's Jews who run the world

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So when you have Alex doing all this shit

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All of these narratives that are so central to his ideas about the globalists

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Just mirroring the protocols

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It's just lame

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Just fucking lame

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Yeah

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Also, he sounds so much happier when he's talking about making breakfast for his kids

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He should just quit

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Yeah

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God, Alex

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Don't order another shipment, Alex

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Alex, just quit

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Just quit, give it to Barnes

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Retire to your fucking forest, you'll be so happy

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Barnes doesn't want it if Alex isn't on the hook for like

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Yeah, that's true, Barnes doesn't want to take over

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A sinking ship?

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Right

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Look, he's better at the ad pivots, but he can't save this

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No, that's true

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This is like, Infowars is in

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It dies with him

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Yeah, Infowars is in the shit

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Yeah

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And even if Alex did like have Barnes come in like have a hostile takeover

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There's no way he could step aside

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No

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No

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It's gotta all die

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Yeah, it has to go away and then Alex can be free of this monstrosity that he's created

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Sell it as a franchise, then you got Barnes Wars

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You got Owens Wars

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You got Roger Wars

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Toss it all in there

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I can't imagine the hangover a lot of these people are gonna have

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Like if Infowars goes away

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I imagine they all have to run to Brazil maybe

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And then get taken up to the Hague eventually

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Like that's by, they're gonna boys from Brazil it, that's all I got

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I mean it's an interesting image to have in your head, certainly

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And you know, if the world does go the worst possible direction

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I think there is an argument

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Well then they'll be fine

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I think there is an argument to be made for whenever everything clears up

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I'm having some responsibility in things going bad

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But I think more realistically if they go out of business

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Because you know, you can't afford to pay for this shit

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No

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If that does happen you gotta imagine like

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What's Owen Troyer going to do?

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He's unemployable

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I don't know, Pipefitters Union?

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Nah, he'll just go work for One America News Network or something

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He'll get a job at Breitbart

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He's probably got somebody, family, business, go become a plumber

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Go back to St. Louis

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It's an entirely honorable thing for, I think he would be happier

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If he was just a goddamn plumber

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I think all of these people would be happier if they weren't career liars

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Yeah

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Anyway, this is the end of this present day episode

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I think his debate analysis is thin

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Is that what we were talking about?

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Yes

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Yep

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It was a part of it

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So we learned that Alex thinks he needs to listen to Pete because he's gay

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Right

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And that Marianne Williamson thinks Trump is poisoning Detroit

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Right

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And his take on Bernie and Warren absolutely kicking ass

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I'm not positive that he brought up Elizabeth Warren

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It kind of sounds like he wouldn't do that

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She is not the person you want to bring up after that debate

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I can't guarantee it, but I don't think I even heard him do this Bernie impression on this episode

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Yeah

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He might have at one point, but it wasn't memorable

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I don't remember it happening

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Yeah

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Yeah, I think he steered clear in favor of more sensational topics

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Oh, absolutely, that's why you

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And he's trying to reinforce the idea of this drudge poll that Marianne Williamson is the leader in the clubhouse

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Right

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And so why would he talk about the other people?

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That's also why CNN and Fox News, or not Fox News, that's why they have 20 candidates on these debates

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Is because if you have, you know, the candidates with ideas like Warren and Sanders actually having a debate with each other

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It's going to be riveting to people slightly disagreeing with each other on line item policies

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Respectfully

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Whereas if you have Warren and Sanders trying to do good and then eight moderate candidates throwing bullshit bombs at them

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While the CNN moderators themselves are like, your ideas are stupid and fanciful, do you agree?

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What's your comment?

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Yeah, like what are we doing here?

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The entire thing is designed to make Warren and Sanders look ridiculous

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Yeah

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And they kicked ass

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Yeah, it didn't work

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Yeah

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The, I guess like, I mean, I'm not super interested in Alex's coverage of the second night

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But I am much like Robert Barnes, I am psychic

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Absolutely

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And I'm going to guess that Alex made a lot of hay out of Joe mis-speaking, Joe Biden mis-speaking

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Yeah

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And quite frankly, I would rather on Twitter just watch people who I agree with philosophically make fun of Joe for that

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Yeah

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I don't need to hear Alex do it

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No, if I'm going to look for Joe Biden criticism, I'm going to go with people I agree with

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Yeah

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I don't need to go to Alex for that, which is just another indication of how useless he is

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Anyway, we'll be back on Monday with another episode, but this show is stupid in the present day, Alex

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I feel like I need to repeat that whenever we do a present day episode

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This show sucks

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You haven't missed it

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This show sucks

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You have always gotten right on time

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But it is important to remember that Alex could kill someone with a hammer, ten people with a hammer in two minutes

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For sure

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That's, I think that's doable

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Ten people with a hammer in two minutes? I really think it's a lot harder to kill somebody with a hammer than you think

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I want to say

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Does the person have to die within those two minutes or can you just inflict the damage that kills them?

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I mean, it doesn't count if you die like two days later from complications

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I think it counts

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I don't, it does not count

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I think you get partial credit

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Partial credit?

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Okay, then I'll give him six and a half people in two minutes

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Here's the issue, what kind of hammer are we talking?

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Ooh, gotta be ball peen

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No

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Gotta be ball peen

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Then he can't do it

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No, ball peen is to the, I have no idea what I'm talking about

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I think if you use a ball pen hammer, then you are going to be, that's easily deflected

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I think if you get a sledgehammer, very doable

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Sledgehammer, man, it's thirty seconds to swing a sledgehammer

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Claw hammer

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Claw hammer

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Then you could use the other side of it

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Right

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And that's dangerous

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And that's still harder to kill somebody

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A lot of questions will remain

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Don't think we're going to get to the bottom of this

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Where's the Discovery Channel's hammer kill week?

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I think this is the best takeaway from this episode

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Is that Alex maybe could kill ten people with a hammer

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Doubt it

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In two minutes

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He's obsessed with that

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Anyway, we'll be back, but we have a website

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We do

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It's knowledgefight.com

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We're also on Twitter, at knowledge underscore fight and at go to bed Jordan

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So, until next time

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I would say that the imaginary people digging up arrowheads in Alex's lake house yard

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Probably haven't killed anybody

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The Romany King has

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I don't know if that's a real person

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So I'm going to say no, probably not

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But one guy who technically probably has, maybe with a hammer, is Alex Jones

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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding

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Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work

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I love you