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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.
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Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.
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I love you.
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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.
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I'm Jordan!
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We're a couple dudes, like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
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That is what we do. Dan, is there some sort of reason, some sort of...
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A compelling force that would make you listen to this show.
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Guys, today we are going to be talking about an episode, as we usually do.
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Hey, way to thank all the people who came out to our live show, Dan.
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I was going to transition to that.
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Come on, Dan.
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That was going to be my next thing, but you have beat me to it.
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I'll jump to it, yes.
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Thank you to everybody who came out to the live show, it was super awesome to meet some folks.
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It was a shit ton of fun.
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It was great.
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It was a wonderful time.
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And the episode...
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I don't know if you guys liked it, but I'll be god damned if I didn't have a great time.
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You had a blast.
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The recording of that will be out tomorrow, we had a lot of editing that had to be done to make it sound nice.
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But also thanks to the theater playground letting us do that.
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Yeah, I liked the way they let us run the show, which it seemed like when we started the show everybody just left.
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There was the sound guy and then there was nobody else there.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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It was wild stuff.
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But I have no idea if there were more employees.
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It was weird.
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I don't think so.
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I felt lost.
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Oh yeah, no.
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There was no rules.
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And in that lostness I kind of forgot to make one of the big points that I wanted to make.
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And let this relate to the episode that will air tomorrow.
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And that point is we could have stolen fucking everything.
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Probably.
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But also that the point that I wanted to make about Alex Jones in that episode especially, and I think it relates to almost everything else,
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is that he never takes the time to get stories right.
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You know what I'm saying?
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And that's one of the most dangerous things that people in media and especially people in persuasive media can do.
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Yeah, he shoots from the hip.
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Right, and he just like, he knows, in this case he knows he has like two days or so to get a story out before the facts refute it.
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Right.
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Anyway, this isn't going to make sense because the live show isn't out yet.
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No one is listening to this, has listened to it.
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But keep that in mind.
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That is a really dangerous thing.
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To everybody who's listened thus far, pause it.
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Wait for tomorrow's show and then listen to us on Thursday.
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Don't do that.
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Okay.
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Anyway, I would also like to say a thank you, first of all, I mean, again, to the people who came to the show.
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And then also to a new technocrat.
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Oh, shit!
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Got a new donor.
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Really appreciate it.
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Thank you so much, John C.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Four stars.
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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
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Someone, someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
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Daddy shark.
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Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.
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Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
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He's a loser, little titty baby.
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I don't want to hate black people.
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I renounce Jesus Christ.
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Fine.
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Thank you, John C. We appreciate it so much.
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Thank you very much, John C.
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So, Jordan, today what we're going to be doing is a little bit of reclamation on my part.
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Right.
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So in the preparation-
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Giving back lands to the Native Americans.
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No, I'm reclaiming some of my time.
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Oh, okay.
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I spent a large amount of time trying to find an episode to do for the live show.
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And in doing so, I ended up listening to, I think I said it was like 12 or 13 episodes
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of the show.
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Yeah, it was some ridiculous, it was like 40 hours.
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Yeah, it was a lot.
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You put a full time jobs into it.
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And so what I wanted to do here is I wanted to take some time to go over some of the stuff
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that didn't end up in the live show.
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Okay.
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Because there was some stuff that was still worth it, but I thought like this isn't for
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the live show.
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Right, right, right.
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And so today what we'll be doing is we'll be going over April 1st and 2nd of 2013.
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Okay.
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This is something that I found that was, because I searched every April Fool's Day.
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Of course.
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Because I thought that might be some fun.
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Sure.
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And it wasn't really, it wasn't the kind of fun I was looking for.
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Like most April Fool's Days.
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Exactly.
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And so on this first, this April 1st of 2013, Alex Jones tells a story through most of the
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show and it's one of the best things I've ever experienced.
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This story is nuts and it's about a vacation that he had taken recently.
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This is an autobiographical story.
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This is the Halloween story all over.
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Okay, alright, alright.
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He's dressing like a Nazi again.
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Not quite, but we're going to get a number of versions of this story and it's exciting.
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I love it.
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Here's the first one.
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And when we come back, I'll briefly tell the story, start the next hour and take your calls
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and get into all this news.
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Again, I had family in town this weekend and kind of a small family reunion out at a little,
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you know, a resort outside Austin.
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And I went to that and I was there about half the time because I had company at my house
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and I just was in the hot tub and all three of these guys were listeners.
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One guy was from Portland, Oregon, an engineer.
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The other two were businessmen.
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One was in construction, the other was another kind of business.
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I forget.
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We just had a discussion about how do we fix America?
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How do we wake folks up to the bankrupting, you know, the banks stealing the money in Cyprus?
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Yes, how do you do that?
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This guy gets out of the pool and looks at us and says,
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we're going to get you and you can't stop us.
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It was just so creepy.
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Wait, what?
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It was a pirate right there.
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You know, the natural thing to do.
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Man, these people are dangerous.
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They're dangerous.
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They know.
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They know what they're doing.
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So if I understand this story correctly.
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Yes.
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He's in a hot tub.
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Three guys.
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Yes.
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All three of them were listeners.
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Listeners.
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They love the show.
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They're all talking.
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They're all figuring out how to solve America's problems.
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Right.
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Also, Cyprus's problems.
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Sure.
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Sure.
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It's about time somebody did that.
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Well, because they're all listeners, they know that Cyprus's problems are our problems
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because of the globalists.
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Yes, exactly.
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Right.
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Right.
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And then one of them.
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No, no, no.
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A different guy.
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No, see, I didn't hear him introduce a different guy.
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I know too much.
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Different guy.
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Okay.
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See, now I heard him just say.
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No.
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And then one of them stood up.
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No, no, no.
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And said, we're going to get you.
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Different guy.
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Different guy.
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All right.
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Different guy.
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He stands up.
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Because I'm hoping for a secret globalist in this situation.
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Well, you might be thrilled with where this goes, but it's not a secret globalist in so
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much as it's one of the people he's hanging out with in the hot tub.
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One of the three fictional listeners that I'm sure exist entirely in his head.
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So there's another guy.
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Of course.
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And he's like, aha, I'm going to get you.
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Wait.
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How long was he there for?
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What do you mean?
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The other guy?
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Yeah.
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The whole time.
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He was there the whole time?
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Look, we'll get more details as this goes along.
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I need to.
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But.
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Okay.
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Nevermind.
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That's fine.
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That's fine.
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This story.
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There's some red flags.
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Right.
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But he was going out to break at this point, so he didn't have time to fully flesh out
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the story.
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So now he comes back from break and he has a chance to give this story a couple more
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layers.
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He's going to retell the story immediately after break.
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Oh yeah.
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A couple more layers of detail.
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And you know, I told the guys in the hot tub after this establishment authoritarian collaborator
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left when I was in that hot tub, I gave him Rob Doo's email because he's good at reading
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his email.
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And I said, later in the week, we'll get a couple of you guys on if you want to tell
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the story of what you saw, because it's so unbelievable.
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We're all calmly sitting there.
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For the, like, I like that Alex admits that this is unbelievable.
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To the best of my knowledge, he does not have them on to, uh, to say, like, and even if
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they did, I still don't believe it.
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Hot tub going.
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I don't know how we bring together, you know, the country.
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I don't know how we unify people around the bill of rights, the constitution and cyber
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situation.
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They're going to suck our accounts dry here.
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You know, it's the fellow reserve, it's the crony capitalist.
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How do we get our industry back?
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And you know, one guy worked in, in a utility contracting, he was talking about how they
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were shutting the power plants down and all about saving America and unity.
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These guys were all successful.
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One was an electrical engineer.
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The other guys were successful in business.
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Uh, you know, one guy, you know, has a payroll of a quarter million dollars a month.
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The other guy, you know, as you paid $300,000, he was saying in taxes to, uh, you know, to
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the feds last year and we're sitting there in the hot tub.
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I'm watching my kids off running around and stuff at the pool.
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My wife's over there in the pool.
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Unnecessary details.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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So this is mid day.
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Right.
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I'm, I'm imagining a later night.
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Like everybody's drinking.
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Everybody's got a cocktail.
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No, this is mid day, sun shining, beautiful, gorgeous day, wife and kids in the pool over
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there.
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Right.
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Alex, as far away from them as he can possibly get, while still being, yep, yep.
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And imaginary globalist.
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Okay.
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And this guy gets in the tub and I said, man, that guy's an authoritarian.
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The way he was about 67 years old, he said he was later when we talked to him in a baseball
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cap on and he was sitting there very elitist and I was talking about China and, and, and,
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and you know, the suicide nets and the mass extermination and he goes, Hey, China is doing
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a great job.
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It's not a problem.
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Have you read this professor's book?
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And you know, we're bringing in globalism to end the violence.
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Of course there'll be some problems on the road to it.
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And I was like, Whoa, you mean Fabian socialism, but after it'll all be fixed and he got, and
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he didn't know who I was or he said he didn't and he gets out of the hot tub and he leans
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over and he goes, he must've been the age of the white man is over white man.
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We're taking over.
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The demographics have changed and we're going to get everything, your guns, everything.
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And he said, you've lost and we're like, we've lost.
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We're talking about mega banks draining everybody's accounts.
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We want to build productivity in that.
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And cause it was four white guys in the hot tub and I'm like, you're here at a resort
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enjoying the free market.
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This stuff doesn't exist in socialist countries and places that have become corrupt, it falls
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apart.
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You are the worst conversation.
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Like I said, what you say, does it matter?
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We control things now.
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We control the narrative.
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And I went, what do you do?
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And he goes, I'm a government scientist in viruses and he smiles and I go, Oh my God,
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you think there's too many people?
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And he's like, you bet there is.
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And I went, Oh my gosh.
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He goes, I don't know who you are and you don't count.
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And the other guy said, obviously he meant he knew who I was.
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He just wanted to say, you don't exist to me.
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Like it's where they speak down to us.
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This was an actual authoritarian enemy operative.
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So all right, so now the story is it's all about white genocide basically, or all of
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Alex Jones's narratives are being confirmed by this weirdo stranger who overhears him
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talking to a couple of people at a hot tub and is like, China's doing great.
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This is the fakest shit I've ever heard.
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This is a wonderful story.
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I think it would have been written well by Kate Chopin.
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I mean, I think there's a great author there that can really knock this story out of the
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park.
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I want to know what child roll on to the dark tower.
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I want to know, I want to know exactly what the internal monologue of this government
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scientist globalist.
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He sees him coming over and he's like, Oh, that's an authoritarian.
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Well, of course.
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I mean, if you see a man wearing, what would he be wearing that may, that makes him look
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like an authoritarian?
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Is that a cap?
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I don't know.
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He's got a baseball cap.
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Right.
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Was it backwards?
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Could have been.
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That's an authoritarian move right there.
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Sideways means he likes to party.
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Um, so you're in luck cause you're asking about like some details for, uh, what happened
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and all that.
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Am I going to get some details?
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About 10 minutes later, he tells the story.
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He tells the same story 10 minutes later, he is, he is workshopping this story totally
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for a party later.
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Totally cause he adds dialogue in this one.
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Okay.
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The story shifts a little bit in this third telling of it.
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Who's the hero in this story?
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There are no heroes.
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Uh, but if you just joined us, I was telling the story about, uh, my mom had an idea to
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go out to one of these, you know, it was a Hyatt hotel outside Austin, Texas, the rivers
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out there and there's, you know, a big swimming pool and stuff for the kids.
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So we thought we have some family in the towns, have small little family reunion for Easter
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and go out there, sit there in the hot tub and it's an upper end, you know, nice hotel.
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And there's a five white guys, uh, you know, there were other quote, you know, quote groups
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of people out there.
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There were five white guys in this, uh, hot tub over a 10 cause there were two hot, white
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guys walk into a hot tub.
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We're sitting there talking about how, you know, the globalists are shutting down America,
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how both parties are corrupt, uh, about how, you know, crony capitalists are able to use
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government to shut down their competition, uh, how they're trying to bankrupt design.
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So it was really a serious, heartfelt discussion.
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One guy's like, man, let's talk about the Rangers cause I hadn't brought it up.
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These guys were listeners, a couple of them heard of me, but a couple are hardcore listeners.
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Another guy gets in the hot tub and is listening.
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This wasn't like that evil Obama, you know, these, these bad minorities.
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It was not even a discussion about that, but a white guy gets in there, white guy looked
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like about retirement age.
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He said he was 67 later.
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He said the age of white men is over.
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You'll all be, you know, won't be here soon.
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One guy said, well, how old are you?
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And he goes, 67.
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He goes, we got nine years on me.
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But the whole point was we were having a heartfelt, you know, the globalists are going to bankrupt
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this and you know, they're working with China to leverage things out in the poor Chinese
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people.
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Yeah.
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Did you hear about this?
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Why are you having this conversation?
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I'm sitting there talking to the engineer and the guy sitting there, he starts defending
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communist China.
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And I went, so you're a collectivist.
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He goes, yes, I am.
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Yes, I am.
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Yeah.
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He goes, I work for the government using viruses, pure research and viruses, and we go, so we
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pay your salary.
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He goes, it doesn't matter.
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And he goes, you know, we're taking over and he gets out of the hot tub and we're being
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real nice to him.
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We thought he was joking and he stands there for like 20 minutes, pointing his finger at
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us with the most ridiculous, it'd be like a five year old kid going to WWF or WWE wrestling
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and standing by one of the, you know, fake, you know, muscle guys.
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They have real, you know, you know, you know, fake tough guys or whatever.
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I'm sure they are tough guys, but you know, it's, it's like ballet.
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Some of the actors and actually, you know, little kids feel powerful, reflective glory,
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standing at the knee of a big man.
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When I've seen my son, you know, uh, I guess he's healthy.
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So he admires his father.
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I wait, what?
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There's a little more.
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I guess he's healthy.
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So he admires his father.
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I think there's a little more to this clip, but I know there is, but I think what he's
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getting at there is like this authoritarian old man was like, he stood there for 20 minutes
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pointing out 20 minutes because does he say anything or is he just pointing at the ghost
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of Christmas?
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Future.
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What he's doing too is just like, I think he's insinuating that the guy, the authoritarian
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felt tough because he was around Alex.
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Like there's something about Alex's toughness that rubs off on other people.
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Mm.
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Okay.
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Anyway, there's a little more to the clip here.
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Let's see what the rest of the story.
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I understand those words.
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So we don't let him watch mainstream television.
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He disdained me.
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That's the message.
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You know, he feels strong when he's around me.
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Okay.
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But it was just watching like, yes, I'm an authoritarian, a collectivist and yes, the
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state's taking over and you individualists will be defeated.
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And he was laughing with like really evil pleasure.
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This was like a movie and all these serious guys that have all these employees are smart
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and they're going, I employ a lot of people.
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Obamacare raised taxes on people's payroll.
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You know, one guy, he's like, Oh, whatever, you know, that's all part of the takeover.
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It'll be different once you've been dealt with.
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And like, you know, one guy first going, why don't you just get out of here then?
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And the guy's like, you bet I will enjoy your time.
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And it was like, sometimes he was like an anti white racist who was a white guy.
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All this doesn't make sense.
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Like no one, no one behaves like this.
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Where's your first,
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all of it, where's your first hole in this?
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All of it.
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Where's your plot hole here?
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This shit's Swiss cheese, my friend.
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Let's workshop this.
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How can we punch up this story?
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I would have like a page, cut out a lot of detail, page one rewrite, just from scratch.
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Start over again.
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All right.
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I would say, condense the three guys.
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Well, here's what I would do.
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Get rid of the, uh, antagonist because that's bullshit.
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Yeah, of course.
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It's unbelievable.
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Right.
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I would say that you're just hanging out in a hot tub with a couple of people who turned
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out to be fans of yours.
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By all means, go for it.
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That's an okay.
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I don't know.
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You gotta, you gotta have a, you gotta have a driving force in the story.
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No, because it's too similar to all the times that he says he goes to grocery stores and
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people turn into demons when they look at him and stuff like that.
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Well yeah, but that's because there's a theme developing.
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No, it's crazy.
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It's like Stephen King writing all of his stories in Maine.
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It's like, there's always going to be the guy.
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Right, right.
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There's a, there is a unreliable narrator situation in any times, any time Alex is in
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it.
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Alex Jones tells a story about his own life and we know...
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Alex Jones lives Fight Club.
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I think that's what's really going on here.
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Yeah, to a certain extent, or at least he thinks everyone else wants to fight with him.
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Right.
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That's definitely a part of his psychosis, but Jordan, we're having a lot of fun.
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We're laughing at this obviously not true story from Alex's vacation, but we should
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be...
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Is he going to tell it again?
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No, we should be serious though.
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Are you lying to me?
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No.
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We should be serious.
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Okay.
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This event in Alex Jones's life had some serious consequences.
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How?
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Listen to this.
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This is what it looks like to be a fallen joke of a people.
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And I don't say that to put us down.
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I'm really sad.
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I had nightmares after I talked to that guy Saturday night.
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I woke up.
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I don't really usually have nightmares.
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Oh no.
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Or if I have a scary dream, it's more like entertainment.
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I woke up just in a sweat, so sad for how evil that guy is and how pathetic he was.
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I had sorrow in the dream for how pathetic these people are.
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That they're so horrible and so weak and so evil and so dangerous and so pathetic and
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that they're going to have their way.
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They're going to bring America down.
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They're going to wreck everything because they hate goodness.
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They hate success.
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They hate wealth because they're nobodies.
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That doesn't track.
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I mean, that guy was a government viral scientist.
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Also not true.
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I mean, yeah, but that's kind of a big deal.
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Yeah.
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I mean, he wouldn't be a nobody if that is true.
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Yeah, no, he's definitely not a nobody.
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But also it doesn't-
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He's the one devising the genocide virus, right?
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That's a big deal.
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It doesn't track logically to be like these people are so evil and they want to destroy
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you because they're nobodies.
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Being a nobody doesn't necessarily mean you want to destroy the world.
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Well, it's also because they hate good.
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Well, sure.
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But that's just a pathetic... I mean, he's using George W. Bush rhetoric, like they hate
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our freedoms and stuff like that.
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They do hate our freedoms.
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Right.
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But Alex plays this game where he's like, I hate George W. Bush.
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I think he's a monster trying to pitch this war on us.
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Then he uses the same rhetoric against his imaginary enemy, the globalists.
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Right.
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It's bizarre.
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Right.
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Very bizarre.
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Strangely enough, though, both enemies, ultimately the same thing.
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And that's brown people.
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Yep.
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That's Muslims.
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Yep.
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That's what's really going on here.
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Well, because they're the jewel of the globalists.
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Even his disagreements with the globalists are like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we both hate Muslims.
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That's the disagreement.
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Right.
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That's it.
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Right.
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That's the whole thing.
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So, Jordan, we're done with that story for now.
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Yes.
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For now.
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But on April 1st, we do find a big... It's a bad show.
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It's not good.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's mostly this story.
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But at the end of it, we get a visit from one Steve Pechenik.
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Okay.
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And at this point, Steve Pechenik is pushing the Sandy Hook was fake narrative.
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Okay.
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And Alex has him explain- I was there in the hot tub.
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I can tell you all of it's true.
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He looks like he's about 67.
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Yeah.
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Maybe it was Pechenik.
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Maybe it was Pechenik.
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It was Pechenik.
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Wearing a mask.
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Fake mustache.
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Pechenik.
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Okay.
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New theory.
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All right.
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New theory.
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All right.
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Everybody in Alex's life is living a constant make a wish for Alex, where it's like everybody
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always... Every single person in all of his stories who's the antagonist, that's one of
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his friends wearing a mask to give him something to talk about.
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So it's like when they turned the city into Gotham.
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Turned it into Batman.
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Yeah.
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Same thing.
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For the baby.
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Same thing.
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The kid who was dying.
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They're all being told every single day that Alex is going to die and it needs to be the
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best day of his life.
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I mean, it's possible.
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I don't know.
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But I think there's another theory that if you use the logic of people like Steve Pechenik,
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you could say that everyone Alex runs into is crisis actors.
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Ooh, that's true.
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You could say that.
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Okay.
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You know, everybody is... But that's just gang stalking shit.
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Right.
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Right.
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Right.
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Right.
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That's a classic kind of schizophrenia.
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See, now that's an Improv Anywhere video I would actually watch.
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Yeah.
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So in this next clip...
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The, what, boyhood length 12 year long film of everybody fucking with Alex Jones.
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I couldn't handle watching it because I know the consequences are this.
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They would bum me out.
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Right.
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Good prank, guys.
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Good prank.
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Right.
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But unfortunately...
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You at least got to give them respect.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So this is Steve Pechenik explaining pretty early on why he believes that Sandy Hook was
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a false flag.
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Okay.
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So, Doc, what is your take on Sandy Hook?
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Is it just all the clear scripting and how they were ready minute one and now it's come
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out that Bloomberg was ready months before?
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Not true.
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And then all the people that look and act like actors, what's your take as an expert
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on this?
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Well, this is a total script that was thrown out of a woman who lives in Sandy Hook who's
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worth $600 million and you can call her up.
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You can interview her name, Susan Collins.
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She's written all the 100 game movies and the 100 game books and literally it comes
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out of her script.
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The assassination of children in schools, assassination of children in a dystopic society,
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the fact that she had no comment, the fact that this almost came out of her own books
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on children in war.
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So yeah, that's his theory.
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That's where it comes from.
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Sandy Hook.
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That's a big part of their Sandy Hook theory.
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Is the Hunger Games.
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Right.
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And because Susan Collins is from near Sandy Hook or maybe even Sandy Hook, I don't know.
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You can call her up.
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Right.
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You could.
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And it's suspicious that she says no comment.
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Yeah.
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She doesn't have anything to say?
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Why would she comment on other than to an official?
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Other than to hide.
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You make a great point.
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You make a great point.
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Why wouldn't she comment?
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How fucking soft is this shit?
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What else does Susan Collins have to do?
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You could make the argument then that like, hey, you know, I don't know, Devin Sawa was
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in on it because he was in that movie, The Faculty.
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Was he in that?
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No.
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Usher.
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Usher Raymond was in it.
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Usher did it.
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Usher was involved.
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Usher, Usher the musician.
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Sure.
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But yeah, I mean that had to do with students being killed at school.
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Right.
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It's nonsense, man.
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Dude.
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I mean, this is a disaster.
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Nobody show him the Japanese version.
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Oh, sure.
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Battle Royale?
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Nobody show him Battle Royale.
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That's a better conspiracy theory that she owes that person millions of dollars.
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But like it bums me out because Alex is wrong about so much.
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And I never knew that the sort of genesis of this theory, obviously it's coming from
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Steve.
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Steve is one of his big resources on this.
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And one of the biggest things he has going for him is, look, Susan Collins is from there,
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she wrote a book.
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Yeah.
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She won't say any comment.
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That's not anything.
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So is the implication then that the government hired her to write the Sandy Hook Massacre?
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Probably.
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Or predictive programming through the Gungor Games book.
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I like the conspiracy better if the government goes to Susan Collins and they're like, we
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don't even know how to false flag anymore.
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Oh, so you're talking like a Wag the dog scenario.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Yeah.
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They're like, we need a script writer because we can't write the Sandy Hook Massacre.
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Right.
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We need, we need, how would you, we need Woody Harrelson to come in and write a song about
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a shoe.
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How would you even begin to write the Sandy Hook Massacre?
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Would you just look back at all of the other school shootings that we've had?
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That are very similar.
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No, you hire Susan Collins of the Hunger Games.
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And let me be clear too, um, the Hunger Games is nothing like Sandy Hook.
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I feel like we, I feel like we shouldn't have to say that.
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And yet at the same time, I think we do have, there are, there are quite, there's a lot
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of differences in terms of, uh, the setting, the plot, right.
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All those sorts of things.
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So don't you remember the similarities?
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Yeah.
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The tons of them.
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Uh, so that, that bums me out, man.
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I would, any similarities?
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Kids died.
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I guess that's the big one.
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Is that his point?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I think so.
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Yeah.
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Yep.
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That's about it.
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All right.
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And then he goes on to talk about crisis actors and that's a load of bullshit.
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Susan Collins is great though.
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Yeah.
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After that he goes into like, eh, there's crisis actors, all this shit.
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And like, eh, that's not, that's not compelling either.
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You look into all that, those arguments and they're, those are, that's macaroni, not macaroni,
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Swiss.
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That's cheese.
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It's macaroni.
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It's cheese with holes in it, my friend.
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Uh, so, um, I wish they had something better, but they don't.
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Uh, they're just casting.
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It's the same thing that we talk about over and over again.
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It's telling stories before there is a story in order to get ahead of it.
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Like, like Susan Collins.
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Right.
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Right.
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And just, just making stuff up, making, uh, implications, uh, insinuations that are irresponsible
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and that's, uh, that's all he's doing about Sandy Hook.
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And unfortunately it caught on like crazy and granted Alex Jones.
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Well, so did the Hunger Games.
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It's true.
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Maybe that's the connection.
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That's what it is.
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I mean, Alex Jones.
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The person who could write a conspiracy theory this great, a conspiracy theory this great,
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is Susan Collins.
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Indeed.
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Alex Jones didn't start Sandy Hook denialism or anything like that, but, uh, I mean, he
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played a big part in publicizing it.
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And so, I mean, you should be, you should be ashamed that one of his big, big pieces
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of logic is the Hunger Games.
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It's ridiculous.
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Um, anyway, we go from here on to April 2nd.
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Well you know who wrote Las Vegas?
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Who's that?
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J.K.
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Rowling.
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J.K.
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Rowling?
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J.K.
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Rowling.
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What are you talking about?
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Of course she did.
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What are the connections?
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It's the highest grossing shooting.
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Oh, come on, come on, come on.
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All right.
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All right.
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We move on to April 2nd.
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This is terrible.
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Uh, and, uh, Alex Jones is in a different head space on, uh, April 2nd.
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Uh, and he starts, uh, things off with a little bit of, uh, complaining about the UN, uh,
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which is interesting.
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I mean, he hates the UN.
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Uh, and, uh, let's see where he goes with it.
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And then when the UN finally takes over under state department plan and UN, uh, international
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treaty and public law 7277, that's an executive order that becomes law by bureaucratic Fiat
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under 7277, go read it and go look at the graphics.
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It shows our military being phased down to nothing as the UN NATO military is built up.
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Our helmets get little in the graph, their helmets get big in the graph.
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And then when they're finally done making you hate the police and the revolution and
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the takeover, the globalists are in the revolution, they're then going to disarm all the police
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as well.
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And there was a fake laugh there.
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Fake laugh.
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Yeah.
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Um, so what do you think about that?
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What do you think about, uh, law 7277?
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Um, it sounds great.
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Sure does.
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I want to know what law proceeded it.
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Like what was 7276 and then what was 7278?
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Because if 7277 is get rid of the entire military, I feel like one or the other on either side
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has to be similarly good.
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You're asking stupid questions.
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And then the other one is like what?
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Everybody uses a toilet.
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Everybody dance.
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Yeah.
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That's the, uh, that's the one.
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That's the next thing.
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So we've actually mentioned this a tiny bit before.
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I didn't realize that this was such a huge part of Alex Jones's, uh, dumb beliefs about
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the, uh, the UN.
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Um, but, uh, what this is is a document that was put out by the state department.
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Um, and it is called freedom from war, the United States program for general and complete
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disarmament in a peaceful world.
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It was written and released in September of 1961.
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And basically what it lays out is a plan they'd like to see for, um, weapons, uh, being, uh,
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taken away, not weapons taken away from everybody, but deescalation of arms.
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And one of the reasons for that is they were in the middle of the fucking cold war.
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I don't understand.
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Primarily what it is about is reducing the risk of nuclear war.
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It doesn't really have to do with disarming populations as it does with the United States
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and the fucking Soviet union getting together and negotiating to not use nukes and to make
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sure that other countries don't pursue operations and nuclear weapons.
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So this is just something that was written by the state department and it's submitted
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to the UN.
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It was a wishlist to Santa.
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It's conceivably submitted to the UN, but one of the things that you can do is you can
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go to the UN's website and you know what they have?
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They have minutes of every assembly that they have.
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So I went back to the 16th, uh, general assembly from 1961 and looked through it.
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Is there anything here?
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Even read every single UN general session, everyone, every single single one.
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Even some of the stuff that seems petty as hell, like they're just making proclamations
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of stuff.
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That's largely what they do when they have general assembly.
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It's a useless organization.
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They generally don't end up saying like, all right, we're going to disarm everybody.
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What he, what they end up doing is that they say, um, it is our feeling that what we should
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pursue, the people should pursue is the United States.
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So if you need not using nuclear weapons, like that, dear Santa, can we not kill everybody?
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Right.
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Thanks.
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So much like the Cloward and Piven nonsense, which is just something that was written up
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and discussed by professors as a, uh, you know, as just an idea.
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Uh, this was just an idea that was given and made, uh, and the UN didn't even hear it.
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It is didn't even hear it in their general assembly.
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Totally a Testament to the laziness of humankind that literally every single UN general session
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you can go and read.
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And there are still conspiracy theories about it.
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Yeah, totally.
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That's fantastic.
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I mean, I, um, I had the 16th assembly pulled up and the 17th and, uh, I, uh, the 17th was
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a good one.
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17th was great.
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If I was going to rank all of the UN general assemblies, I would start with 76.
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That one was amazing.
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So one of the now, of course, in the top five is number one, but that's really just a legacy
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thing.
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Like it's the legend, you know, it's just that it started the whole, the whole thing.
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Yeah.
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So in the general assembly documents, they have the entire minutes and it's just stuff
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like this, like admission of the Republic of Rwanda to membership in the United nations.
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There are things that are proposed and then they discuss them and they're all listed in
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here.
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And most of them are really mundane shit.
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Some of it is about money.
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A lot of it is about, uh, like disposition, uh, uh, dispensation of money, uh, the trustee
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ship status.
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Uh, there's, uh, you know, um, there's stuff about, uh, needing to fill positions and stuff
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like that.
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It's the minutes of a boring meeting.
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Oh, that was order 7276.
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But there's also stuff on there about like nuclear disarmament and shit.
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And so I mean what Alex talks about this rule 7277 is not something that's even passed as
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a United States law and it's not something that was even put to the floor in the UN general
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assembly.
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So it's nothing.
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It's just something that someone wrote and it was like, eh, don't, don't fuck it.
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That's, that's pie in the sky shit.
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Don't do this.
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So I'm, I'm kind of inspired, but this is what I was kind of inspired by this level
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of stupidity.
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This is what Alex does all the time though too.
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He doesn't take the context of documents he's citing into account.
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The fact that he still cites that one dumb ass thing about chemtrails that long, uh,
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article 50, blah, blah, blah, blah, that he did on Rogan, it means like, well, that was
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also something that the virus scientists admitted to him in the hot tub.
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, of course.
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Yeah.
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Neferiously while he was pointing at him for 20 minutes.
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Now this is a whole new wrinkle on Alex that I want.
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I want actually his show to be in a hot tub and just have people say random shit to him.
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Well, he's done a couple episodes without his shirt on.
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It's close.
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That is pretty close.
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It's close enough for jazz.
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Now I just imagine every story of his is him in a hot tub.
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Do you think he wears a chain?
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I feel like he wears a chain when he gets into the hot tub.
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Probably.
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Oh, huge.
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Never, never wears a chain any other time, but when you get into a hot tub, you got a
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dress to impress.
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You got a DJ Khaled that shit.
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So Alex Jones, if you wanted to make some other critiques of the UN, I would be game
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for them.
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Uh, cause the UN does have a lot of, uh, impotent enforcement of a human rights stuff and a
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lot of the employees of the UN have been caught doing some pretty bad shit.
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Yeah.
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Uh, there, there are definitely issues and if you wanted to talk about those in a more
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realistic way, I'd be all for it, but instead they're like number seven on the international,
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like number one is FIFA as far as international corruptness.
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Then you go down to the IOC, the Olympic committee, then you take one step down and then we're
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at the NCAA and they're so evil, even though they're not international, they're still top
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three on international corruption lists.
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Right.
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And number 10, 11, somewhere down there is globalists, fake globalists.
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Number 12, AT&T, weird, weird thing.
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I would like to, I'd like to propose sprint.
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Not a fan.
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Anyway, in this next clip, Alex Jones talks about, uh, some of the other stuff that he
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thinks that the UN does.
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Uh, and, uh, he doesn't look like a gang banger.
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I've all right.
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I apologize.
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There we go.
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That does sound bad.
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That voice.
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But, um, this isn't about the UN.
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This is about, uh, someone had made a facetious argument about, uh, killing kids up till three
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years of age or something like that.
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It was more of a thought experiment than anything else.
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It wasn't a serious proposal in any sense.
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I think it should be.
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Well, you're alone in that opinion.
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Eh, fair enough.
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But, uh, so Alex.
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Well, I got at least one more.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Whoever made this facetious argument and you.
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Yeah.
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He doesn't look like a gang banger.
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The way he says it, it means the other thing.
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I mean, everybody knows that if you're wearing a sports jacket and a nice shirt and calling
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a lot of dead babies, I mean, that's liberal and I could just imagine that I'm with them.
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I wonder what it's like just to imagine I'm with the new world order.
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Right there is a problem for his future.
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Sometimes I just like to imagine I'm with the new world order.
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Does he list all the things that he did for Trump?
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Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking.
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Like he's showing some signs of like, I want to be on a fucking team.
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Yeah.
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I'm sick of this.
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Everyone thinks I'm a dick.
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I have a dream.
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Yeah.
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I'm sick of this.
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I want to sell pills.
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I'm sick of this gold shit.
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Gold isn't going anywhere.
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At this point, I think it's still Young Jevity, your favorite Young Jevity.
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But here we go.
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Love Young Jevity.
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Let's see where he goes with these thoughts of wanting to be part of a team.
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As they poison, as they destroy my future, as they do all this, I just imagine I'm part
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of it and I turn on the, I watch the State of the Union and look at Obama and, oh, he's
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for me.
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Oh, he likes me.
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Oh.
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Oh, I've got a newborn baby coming.
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And I'm going to go give it a bunch of shots and then, you know, the baby's 18 months old
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walking around.
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You're going to laugh and it gets to the next round and then it has convulsions and never
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talks again.
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But that's not the shots.
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The government loves me.
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The government is a loving group.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Let me, let me just stop.
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The new magazine is out and it's selling very, very quickly and of eight issues we've sold
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out on five of them.
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God damn it, Dad.
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Smooth stuff.
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You son of a bitch.
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Smooth stuff.
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Ah.
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He's selling a magazine back at this point.
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It's infuriating.
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At this point he's selling a magazine.
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He has an Infowars magazine, full glossy spreads of, I don't know.
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So you mean he was right on time and getting into the print industry?
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Absolutely.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So here's where he gets back to the UN troops and-
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What's in this magazine?
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I don't fucking know.
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I've never got, I should get all the-
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Yeah, we need to get-
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I should get all of them.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Yeah.
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For my collection, I should have every Infowars magazine.
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I know you see Miss America up there saying, I love the UN and shirts of little starving
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kids.
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And oh, the UN's helping.
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The UN's there cutting their food off.
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And then once they've already killed most of them, they'll have a photo op giving some
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kids some food.
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The UN in Rwanda helped kill a million people on record.
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No.
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You can type in UN troops killing children.
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And if you want to, if you've got the nerve to look at it, it's barbecuing them, raping
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them, roasting them over fires, beating their brains out.
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They were there with machine guns set up when they had, what was the Hutus killing the Tutsis,
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the Christian minority.
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And then if they tried to get out of the camps, they would run them to refugee camps.
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The UN would then pull out and wait with heavy machine guns because they didn't want to spend
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too many bullets.
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A human's not worth a bullet.
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And then they would send in the one tribe to hack them up.
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Yeah, there's the Guardian.
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UN troops stand by and watch carnage.
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They didn't stand by and watch.
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They run the operations.
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So Alex thinks Rwanda was a false flag.
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Right.
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Uh, that's, that's rough.
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No, that sounds right.
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I'd like to read to you from this article about the...
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If you Google, if you type in the exact words he says...
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Nothing comes up.
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Do not, even if something did come up, don't trust the first link on that because that's
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somebody who is saying exactly those words and you can't trust somebody who says those
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words.
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This is a situation that the Guardian had with a lady named Helena Nuitzena, Nuitzena.
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She was in Rwanda when the UN peacekeeping soldiers were there.
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And here is a quote from her that really indicates what one of the bigger issues was with the
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UN response.
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Right.
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We could not believe that the United Nations was just going to let us die.
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We were always hearing on the radio how they were there to help us, but when the killers
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were looking us in the eye and saying we were going to die, what did the UN do?
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It saved white people.
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That's really the issue.
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That's really more the issue of the response that they had.
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There was not enough resources.
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There wasn't enough troops or even the motivation necessarily to resolve the issue.
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They bungled it.
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If you go back and listen to interviews with Romeo Dallaire, the guy who was the head of
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the troops there, it's some of the most heartbreaking stuff to hear him talk about what he...
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wanted to do and what he wasn't able to do.
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That sort of stuff is terrifying to hear.
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And if Alex wants to make the argument metaphorically that the UN had a part in killing of, I think
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it was 800,000 people, not a million.
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But if he wants to make that argument, yes, it is true in the sense that they didn't do
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what they could have done.
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But it's not true in the sense that they were barbecuing children.
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Right.
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Now, can Alex get me in touch with that viral scientist?
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Question number one.
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I don't know.
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Question number two.
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Is there a way to devise a virus that only kills white people?
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Question number three, all of them?
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He did say that he gave the other guys Rob Doo's email address, but probably not the
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authoritarian.
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I would imagine.
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See?
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Now I feel like they should.
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So Alex Jones is stupid.
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And in this next clip, he goes on to teach you how to not be a patsy.
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Don't take part in drills where you play the part of a radical Islamic terrorist or a radical
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right wing terrorist, because one day you're going to drive a real truck of explosives
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onto a military base.
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Or if they pick a federal building that's got a daycare, there's not many of them.
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There's a good chance you better check in the back of that truck.
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That's going to be real explosive.
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And you're going to go down in history as the right winger who secretly worked for Al
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Qaeda and again, new listeners are going, well, that makes no sense.
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I mean, if they told people to throw their kids off cliffs to prove they didn't like
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Al Qaeda, right wingers would do it.
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I mean, it's a total phobia.
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They love hating Muslims.
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It's a religion.
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That's why it's so funny.
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Fake laugh.
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It's so sick.
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Fake laugh.
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I think that might be a real laugh.
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And he also admitted that right wingers hate Muslims.
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Yeah, they hate Al Qaeda.
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No, he said Muslims.
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Well, yeah, they hate Muslims too.
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But that's because all Muslims are in Al Qaeda.
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I remember this time, according to right wingers.
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So this is also a part of a bigger thing that he's talking about, that he's like, it's so
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silly.
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They're going to try and say that right wingers are working with Al Qaeda, which is ironic
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because now his entire argument is that the left is working with Al Qaeda.
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Right.
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Well, we were and are right.
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What fantasy camp are you going to where you're like, oh, OK, well, what we're going to do
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is we're going to get into drills and pretend to be terrorists.
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Well, that's what he thinks happened on like with Oklahoma City.
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He thinks that that that was a drill that Timothy McVeigh thought it was a fake thing.
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He was sheep dipped, as Alex likes to say.
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He was just a good guy here.
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He was a good guy, just a normal, good guy who they had go be a part of white supremacist
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violent anti-tax organizations to sheep dip him and make him look bad.
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So when they ran the drill that he didn't know was real, he thought it was a drill.
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Why would he do the drill?
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Alex, Alex doesn't explain that putting together this drill.
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What drill?
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What purpose could this drill serve?
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I think the purpose of the drill would be in theory to catch other people who want to
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bomb something.
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I think that's what he thinks.
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He never really spells it out.
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Alex doesn't really get that part of the narrative that bad drill.
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It's bad.
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It's dumb.
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It's the only way that Alex Jones can wiggle his way out of white crime and white terrorism.
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So that's what he does.
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He makes it that far.
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He's like, no, no, no, Timothy McVeigh was set up.
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It was a setup and he wasn't even a white supremacist man.
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I know he was at those weird militia meetings and stuff.
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I know that people have testified that they saw him there, but that's because he was getting
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sheep dipped because the military had to make him look like the bad guy.
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But then in the next sentence, he talks about how right wingers will do anything.
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They'll throw their baby off the roof.
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They'll throw the baby off the roof to prove that they hate Al Qaeda.
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Right.
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It doesn't make sense.
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So yeah, I mean, well then in that case you could totally, you wouldn't even need to sell
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him on the drill.
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You could have just been like, hey, Al Qaeda lives in there.
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Go.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Get in there.
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So in this next clip, Alex tells us what dangers await us in the future.
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Spoiler alert.
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They're very dumb.
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We must be totally divided into racial and religious and, and, and ethnic sub sub districts
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to then be ruled right out of hunger games by floating fortresses.
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Susan is getting a lot of work.
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Everyone is now ready for that because it's what they've been taught.
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And the way they're going to kill us is with blimps at 120,000 feet with microwaves on
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them.
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They fly to your city and microwave your city by grids, everybody wonders why they die a
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year later of cancer.
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And then that's all official.
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Alexander Haig wrote about it 20 years ago.
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I saw him bragging about it 16, seven, I saw him 20 years ago.
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He wrote about it 25 years ago.
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So Alexander Haig is the former secretary of state during Nixon and inventor of the
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blimp.
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Uh, he didn't, uh, well, he didn't invent a blimp, but it is actually, you know, if
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you look into what the truth is here, it's actually super interesting.
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So after Alexander Haig was involved in government, got into private life, he decided to get a
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bunch of people together and start a business called SkyStation, right?
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And so what they were doing is that they were creating these giant balloons for, uh, for
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telecommunications, uh, that would have advantages over giant satellites out in space.
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They would fly lower, um, and they would provide internet coverage for entire cities.
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That's a great idea.
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And they would provide probably unworkable though, and they would provide like a relay
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point for phones and stuff like that, that would be much more effective.
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And so him and some scientists got together and they tried to get this done.
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Uh, and it just, it didn't work out very quickly.
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They were like, Ooh, yeah, it didn't work out good idea.
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So there's, would you tether it, you would have to tether it, but then it's going to
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move.
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No, cause they're giant.
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I mean, I don't, I don't know, look, the reason that it hasn't been done, no, I want to verify
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this blimp story.
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No, the blimp story, part of it is real in the sense that like they were trying to make
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a fucking huge blimp, right?
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But it was for internet stuff.
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It was, it was way ahead of its time.
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Um, and so I prefer this Alex, the Alex who's afraid of blimps, those are the good old days.
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This was the, this was back when it was golden, man.
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So here's from a 2014 article in Newsweek, uh, the system they developed had promise
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one blimp at 65,000 feet above a city, uh, could have served all of the 1990s level internet
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traffic from the citizens below a blimp could stay up for five years.
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But as with other schemes, time killed sky station quote, we ended up licensing the technology
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to someone else and walked away.
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Alex Hague says that's his son.
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Yeah.
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Nothing's come of it.
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Oh, so they aren't trying to microwave the blimp idea.
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They weren't trying to microwave fry people.
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They were trying to find ways to service populations with, uh,
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all right, new, new investment opportunity, uh, knowledge, fight blimp internet service.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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I think we're going to run into the same problem.
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Sky station.
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This podcast, not the way to make money blimp startup.
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That's what we got to do.
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We'll bring it in with knowledge fight.
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All right.
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It'll be gold.
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All right.
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Let's talk, not talk anymore of it or less.
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We're going to steal our ideas are brilliant ideas, brilliant ideas, brilliant ideas.
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Yes.
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This next, uh, clip, uh, Alex gets a call from a guy and they talk about how the water's
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being poisoned.
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Uh, but then this caller has a really interesting idea for a new segment on Alex's show blimp
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talk.
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Well, that's a mental illness and they're the authorities.
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Hey, um, look, they put for hormones in the water to feminize men.
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Of course.
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And so if you gave those hormones to, to, to bulls, they would act docile.
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We're under chemical warfare.
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I mean the white house science are admits they put stuff in the water.
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Nope.
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Eco science.
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He's written a couple of other books and this is all a fact and even now as it comes out,
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they drug the water.
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They go, yeah, we're going to drug it more now.
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We're going to put lithium in to make you behave.
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I mean, these people are flaming authoritarian monsters and that's where the men went, brother.
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I agree with you, but I do think there are still a lot of men in the country and I know
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they're out there listening right now and I want to speak to them for just a moment.
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And my diet, my idea for the show is for these people to call in just a short segment of
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your show.
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When you do have callers call in and we want to hear from the men in this country because
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I know they're out there.
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I'm calling right now, man.
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I'm one of them.
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I'm making videos on YouTube.
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I'm speaking to people telling you like I'm fighting hard, man.
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I'm fighting up here.
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I'm fighting with you guys and you guys down there need to know you got brothers in the
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trench up here in Canada.
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Big time.
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We're together and I'm here to fight with you, man.
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You want to have...
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Is there going to be an armed resurrection or revolution in insurrection?
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Possibly of the men.
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I love that.
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The idea that he'd have a segment on his show, all right, we're taking calls only from real
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men.
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This segment, only real men call in.
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So ridiculous.
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I think emotional vulnerability is one of the things that makes...
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Click.
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Oh.
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I think the strength to open up and ask for help.
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Click.
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Oh.
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I think maybe the biggest test of manhood is the ability to...
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Click.
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It's push-ups.
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Speaking of real men though, in his next clip, Alex Jones talks about a couple of...
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Tim Allen.
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In this clip, Alex talks about a couple of real men, right?
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Real men.
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But I mean, he reads the whole life of Andrew Jackson and then Davy Crockett.
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Davy Crockett was trying to basically imitate Andrew Jackson.
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He was the big icon of all the battles and wars and stabbings and shootings and shot
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three times, stabbed, bleeding for a week straight, refusing to die.
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Could you stop jerking off?
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I mean, just tough as nails, Andrew Jackson.
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So I know you hate Andrew Jackson.
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I hate Andrew Jackson.
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And you'll be thrilled to learn that so did Davy Crockett.
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Of course you did.
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Davy Crockett, he's known as the man of the wild frontier and all that.
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He's known for all that shit.
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But in addition to that, he served in the house.
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He was a politician for a bit.
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And in this time there, he fucking hated Andrew Jackson.
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Well, yeah, but he modeled his life after.
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Absolutely not.
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In particular, he was so mad at Andrew Jackson for his treatment of Native Americans.
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Yeah.
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Because Davy Crockett, he loved the Native Americans.
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No, and he spoke multiple languages and traded with them all the time.
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That was kind of one of the big things that he did.
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Absolutely.
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But is there anything more Andrew Jacksonian than hating Andrew Jackson?
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You might have a decent point there.
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There we go.
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But he was super passionately against the Indian Removal Act of 1830 that Andrew Jackson
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was trying to pass, and that led them to be pretty serious enemies.
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And beyond that, he had a lot of ideas about how Andrew Jackson was dealing with finances
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and the banks and stuff like that.
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Do you mean poorly?
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Yeah.
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And so he butted heads with them about that.
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He is a politician who very seriously got into rows with Andrew Jackson.
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So the idea that he was emulating him and trying to be him, also they're only like eight
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years apart or something like that.
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They were born pretty close to each other, and the only time that they really come together
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is in the Tennessee militia in 1802.
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The two of them served there together.
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But then Alex is just jacking off more because he loves Andrew Jackson for whatever reason.
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And he loves graphic descriptions of violence.
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And Davy Crockett apparently also died at the Alamo, like our friend Colonel Travis.
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And so he just becomes a default hero for Alex.
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If you look into the reality-
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He's a wonderful name to throw into whatever argument that he wants to have.
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You know, Davy Crockett, he loved Trump.
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Like, sure, fine, whatever.
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You're making this shit up.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You're playing an imaginary game.
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So at this point in the show, on April 2nd, Alex Jones starts talking about people lugging
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guns across mountains.
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Right.
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He's talking about how men used to be men.
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Like Hannibal and Carthage?
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Yeah, more recently, American dudes.
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Oh, okay.
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Like lugging cannons at, I don't know, I can't remember any of the names of the battles.
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But he's saying that stuff, and then he gets to this.
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That compared to fat little blobs, and I mean spiritually fat, but they were fat, pointing
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and they would walk up and go, ha ha, ha ha ha, and do a fake laugh like, oh, whoa.
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Like the collectivist that came up to me when I was at a resort for Easter at a family reunion
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this weekend.
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And I was in the hot tub and I'm talking about, yeah, the tyranny and their listeners.
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Will they take our bank accounts here?
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And oh my God, how bad will it get?
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And the Republican leadership's control.
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There's a guy sitting there for 20 minutes, he gets up and goes, you're all going to fail.
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We're taking over.
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Nothing can stop us.
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He heard us talking about authoritarianism and how dangerous it was.
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And he wanted to get up and celebrate and point his finger and go, you're right.
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We're taking over.
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And I go, who are you?
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I'm a government professor, scientist in viruses, and he smiled and I went, oh my God, you're
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a population reductionist eugenicist.
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And I said, you know, I, what you got taken down in the basement of the, of the facility
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when you were, you know, uh, you know, getting good grades in college and brought into it.
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And he was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't interrupt this at all.
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You will be, you must hear this nonsense when you were, you know, you'll get good grades
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in college and brought into it.
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And he was like, who, who, what, where did you, that got thrown out though.
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By the time I got older, I hit him one time, he was like, oh wait, wait, you know about
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the club I'm in.
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I'm like, of course I know who you are.
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This folks, they're going to kill hundreds of millions of us.
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They got reeducation camps, official FEMA documents.
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This is real history happening.
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Of course I know the enemy.
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I make it my business to know the enemy.
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You make it your business to lie about people who at least in this case probably don't
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exist.
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By the way, the moment that he said, uh, stood up pointing, uh, I started pointing myself.
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It is really hard to hold it for this long.
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20 minutes.
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20 minutes is a long time.
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It's a ridiculous amount of time.
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That's a good workout.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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It's like, um, like, uh, doing a plank.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'm starting to go numb.
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So, uh, the story has changed now.
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Alex, Alex tells him, you know about what club I'm in?
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I play bridge on Fridays.
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You know why he throws that in though?
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It's to combine it with his narratives about his dad, uh, how like the globalist tried
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to recruit his dad and now he can weave that into this narrative and be like, I confirmed
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it by confronting this authoritarian virus scientist.
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I hit him with one thing and he was like, Oh no, they got us.
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They're onto us.
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I shouldn't have stood up, pointed and revealed who I am.
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Right?
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I don't think that there's, first of all, I mean, none of this is real, but there's
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no way that if that happened, Alex wouldn't, he told the story three fucking times in the
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first day.
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Why doesn't this piece in it?
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Why isn't that?
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Wow.
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It's because you give it another day and you tell it a little bit different.
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He starts adding a little embellishments.
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Yeah.
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I like it.
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What a load of shit.
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He's fleshing it out like Susan Collins in the Hunger Games.
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Right.
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Took her a long time to rip off that book.
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Yeah.
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So, uh, we have one more clip, Jordan, here in April 2nd, a little, little, little tight
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episode here.
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Uh, a little, a little hour longer for, uh, for the people.
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Uh, but, uh, in this next clip, Alex Jones wants you to know he's basically sort of doing
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his own version of that song that don't impress me much that Shania Twain song.
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Yes.
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So you got a, you got a hot car that don't impress me much.
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That's kind of how he starts.
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I like, I like your, I like your lead into the, to the chorus there.
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Hey, you got a good car that don't impress me much.
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That's kind of how the song goes to the, that don't impress me much.
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Look, Shania Twain's great.
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Yeah.
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Um, also I didn't pull the clip of it cause I was running out of time, but at one point
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in this episode, Alex does recite the lyrics to hurt the whole, no, no, just maybe a, maybe
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a verse.
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Oh, okay.
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Uh, but, uh, is this after, uh, uh, uh, I don't know the timeframe.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, uh, Alex Jones is not impressed by worldly things.
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I mean, you know what I want?
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I mean, I see somebody with a giant diamond ring.
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Doesn't excite me.
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I see somebody with a big mansion.
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Doesn't excite me.
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I see somebody defeating tyrants.
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I get butterflies.
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I get tears in my eyes and uh, I want to meet him.
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He's faking crying at this point too.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Really dude, because I take all this personal ladies and gentlemen, and you should do my
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freedom is personal.
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My children's future, such darling little good people, uh, it's up to me.
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It's up to us together and I take it real personal, so take it personal with me.
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Get a prison planet.tv membership, be part of that, that's amazing, God, what the fuck?
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That one hurt.
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That's literally hurt me.
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I am physically pain.
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That one's next level cause it involves fake crying.
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The future, my children won't be secure unless you buy prison planet t-shirts.
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Well, it's even worse than that cause he's like, I take it real personally cause my children,
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sweet, sweet darlings, so take it personally with me.
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And buy a t-shirt.
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I'm sick of taking it personally.
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Now I would like to take it professionally, please.
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On the level of like, you know how I find words to be like speaking of blank, you know,
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like that style of transitioning, he did do that and I appreciate it on that level.
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The fact that he's playing my game, I love it, that's fine.
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Speaking of taking things personally, holy shit, that's disgraceful.
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That's next level stuff.
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That one, that one was good.
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That one made me feel all good.
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So that brings us to the end of April 1st and 2nd, Alex Jones has met an authoritarian
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in a hot tub.
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Right.
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Lied about it a bunch.
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Multiple times.
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We found out that Steve Pacanich, one of the big pieces of his Sandy Hook narrative is
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the Hunger Games.
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Yup.
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We've learned that Alex Jones lies a lot about the UN in very specific ways.
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Don't participate in any right wing terrorism drills.
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I don't think our audience needed to know that.
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If anybody offers you like, hey, you want to be a right wing terrorist for a day, do
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not say yes.
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You want a fake bomb?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Don't say yes.
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No, no.
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Also, I guess we learned that we're all going to die because of blimps.
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Yeah.
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Well, yeah, but we all knew that.
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And Alex.
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If anybody's ever watched a steampunk anime, they knew we were all going to die from blimps.
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And Alex Jones knows nothing about Davy Crockett.
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Yeah.
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So that brings us to the end of the show.
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It's been fun.
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So what's going to happen is tomorrow the, as this comes out, this will come out on Tuesday
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and then on Wednesday we will put out the live episode.
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And get this, there's more to the story of the live episode than just what we covered
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on the live episode.
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We could only go over by a half hour of our already, yeah.
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The narrative goes on.
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There's a fuller picture that we'll explore on Thursday night.
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We'll do it live and it'll come out on Friday.
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So there'll be part two of whatever it is we covered at the live show.
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Nice tease.
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Thanks.
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So those, that's the schedule for the week.
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Do we have an update on, uh, we're still, we're still hovering around 70% of the way to our
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If we get there, we would have thrown the, uh, the take in from, uh, what, what we made
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at the playground, but we got nothing.
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We did not get paid.
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We did not get paid at the same time that that might be their, uh, their financing strategy
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is just, nobody's here to pay you.
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Right.
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It's just an empty building.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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Also no one's there at the box office, but anyway, uh, yeah, so that's where we're at.
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Uh, we would appreciate it.
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But Jordan, I will tell you, I will tell you today, you inspired me because Andrew Jackson
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can go fuck himself.
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I agree.
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Andy in Kansas.
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You're on the air.
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Thanks for holding.
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Hello Alex.
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I'm a first time caller.
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I'm a huge fan.
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I love your work.
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