Transcript/69: August 1, 2017

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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding

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Hello Alex, I'm a first name caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody. Welcome back to knowledge fight

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I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We are a couple dudes who like to sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones

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We do that now. We do have a hook. We have like a John Popper style hook

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Yeah, John Popper the guy who keeps doxxing people on Twitter. That can't be true

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Apparently the blues traveler account has been doxxing people

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that

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Have you not heard about this? Oh

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The blues 12 1 of course, I don't follow the blues traveler account. I just saw some tweets about this

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I think there was a story in BuzzFeed

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Well, like the the blues traveler official account has been like tweeting out satellite images and addresses of this guy's house

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Like just just really just straight-up doxxing somebody who was fucking with them

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All right

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That makes perfect sense in the world that we in the context of the world

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We live in that is the least weird thing I've ever heard John Popper used to go on loveline all the time, too

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And he would always talk about how much he loves guns and how he always carries guns on him and he's high all the time

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Oh, so John Popper is insane. I did not realize there's a decent chance. I don't want him to tweet my address though

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So let's do you know what the hook brings you back rub it in rub it in rub it in the green tipton or ember

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And I don't know anything about Alex Joe correct today. We are drinking Seagram's escapes

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Jamaican me happy Dan, you know why these are called escapes

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Cuz that's the name. That's the actual title of the pina colada song escape

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Come with me and I don't believe you if you like pina coladas

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Alright getting caught in the rain. Alright, if you're not into yoga

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We have we have hit two bottoms as far as music. I don't have many ready

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I don't have many clips to go over today

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I chose Jamaican me happy right for two reasons. Well, it's a new month August one was aspirational

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It's okay. And I want you to be Jamaican me happy. All right, and two is

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representative of

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Guys, we have hit an actual record sure for downloads. We have hit all these milestones and people keep finding us

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Inexplicably. Yeah, it's great considering our utter inability to promote in any way. We've had some amazing messages

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We've got on Facebook and on the email and over Twitter. It's awesome

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Most of it very positive and interesting stuff a little bit of it awful a couple dickholes tweeting. Oh, yeah. No, that's fun

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Yeah, I'm liking that finally starting to get a little bit of that maga stuff coming at us. I'm loving it

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Yeah, fuck these dudes

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We're assholes, but it turns out these

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Seagram's escapes are children's booze. You know what? I was our you know, you know what I love about that pina colada song

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What's that? I love first of all the like if you're not into yoga and you do like champagne

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You know like that's in his personal ad that he sends out in the paper

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That's the story of the song is personal ad get it's not it's not important

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All right, the response to the the personal ad is like yes, I do like champagne

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Enough about Rupert Holmes. Yeah, we need to update that for the OkCupid world

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Yeah, absolutely

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But before we do that because I'm sure we will by the end of the show like certain picks with tigers

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Oh, that's not bad. Yeah speaking of not bad things ladies and gentlemen

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I'd like to give a shout out to two very unique styles of policy wonks. Oh now I'm now I'm blown away

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These are already policy wonks. Okay, but these are people who have decided to step it up and donate more

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No, that's so we've got to give them a secondary policy wonk status, which is I don't know policy squared one

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Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you're now a foreign policy expert

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Unfortunately, I don't have a clip of Alex Jones saying that

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Yeah, I do. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you David. And thank you Luke. You're both now

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foreign policy expert you guys are

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amazing with the intricate

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policies

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Covering North Korea, I feel like that's what we have to give you, you know about the intricacies of

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Inter-european country relations, you know about what's going on with brexit

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That'd be fun. If it turns out they both support brexit in which case it'd be like I don't know you don't okay

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Well still you can still be an expert anyway

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It is only appropriate Jordan that we are drinking Seagram's escapes Jamaican me happy

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Island style booze are we escaping the present once more we are not we are in the planet

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We needed to check in and see what was going on

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Yeah, and it's also been really heavy as far as news goes

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Oh, yeah with the what with the past week all of it

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We're the most insane week in the history of American politics. We'll get into all of it

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As Alex Jones does not cover any of it, of course

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but the reason that this booze is appropriate for this drink itself is appropriate is

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Because I've figured out I didn't realize what was going on. Alex Jones has been in Hawaii for like a week

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Okay, like why is like why is Owen Schroyer hosting on Friday?

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That was a smart move on his part Alex has just been in Hawaii. Yeah

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Yeah, so he's hanging out in Hawaii drinking probably a lot of these Seagram's chillers, you know, just hanging out

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I would say he probably spikes him with a little bit of extra whiskey. I would go rum

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That's a much better rum is a way, but I want to put whiskey in a wine cooler. I don't know why not

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That's very trashy

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Anyway, Alex Jones was in Hawaii. You would know considering your Missouri roots and I'm from Hawaii roots

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That's true. I'm all over the place. You're correct. So while he was in Hawaii

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Yes, Alex Jones

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ran into

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Some of the biggest celebrities in the world and got an interview with them. This is a celebrity couple

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Would you like to know I think I might have seen this. All right, no guessing then no guessing

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We're here with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, yeah

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Perfect. Perfect fucking perfect fine getting political and speaking out against globalism back when that wasn't popular

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That can't be real

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Thousands of news articles

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They didn't back off there make America great again

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I guess proto politics and then I'm here in Hawaii on a vacation with my family and I run into them

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It's amazing and Heidi's pregnant. It's very exciting. So it's very fortuitous running very exciting. It's great to see you

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It's I mean obviously destiny and so so here we're for Heidi

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To meet Alex Jones in Hawaii. That was destiny. Absolutely. Destiny is bored

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Destiny needs something else to do this should highlight

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I really think one of Alex like Alex Jones is such a star fucker in the sense that like

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Heidi and Spencer are like, oh, this is exciting. These people know what's up. You're giving credibility to Heidi and fucking Spencer

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Look, look. Hey, I get it. She was my

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third

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favorite character on the hills

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which was a show is that where she's yes, which was a show that starred my

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Fifth favorite character on Laguna Beach

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Which was a reality TV show version of a TV show. I never watched called the OC

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The late 90s were weird. I that's boy. I was not I was aware that the hills was a thing

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Are you curious about my power ranking of people from Laguna Beach? Good God? No low

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Number one is low

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Low, which one is the reality show? The reality show was Laguna Beach and the hills are both reality shows

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Laguna Beach was called Laguna Beach the real OC. It was a show the Adam Brody show

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And whoever else was on that. Okay, the OC it was supposed to be a reality show version of it

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It was a disaster, but my favorite character was low. She's number one. She's alright

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She seemed like a really great friend never got into too much trouble

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Love her number two was a guy named Trey who I instantly hate Trey

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He made hats he made hats and sold them and did fashion shows and gave all the money to charity

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He seemed like a really cool dude god damn it now back in on Trey

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Yeah, then couldn't he have changed his name? Yeah, it yeah, it was the late 90s. Look give him a pass

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He hasn't gotten in any trouble since the show was on number three. There's this guy named Polster, right?

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He was not a main character on the show at all. But every time

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Every time they had a Chiron under his name. It said something enthusiast

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So like when he was helping Trey with the hat thing, it was like hat enthusiasts great. He's just

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He's enthusiastic. He's an enthusiastic guy. Yeah number four. I don't know. Maybe Lauren was my fourth favorite

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Who knows anyway be that as it may the hill sucked and I liked Whitney and Audrina way more than Lauren

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All right. Well, yeah Lauren and god damn Heidi. She was terrible. She was a shit character

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Anyway, Dan knows a lot about the hill. I spent a lot of time. I don't know anything

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I spent a lot of time watching those shows when I was younger you get high and I can tell yeah

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So Heidi was a reality star. Yes, she was friends with

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Lauren on the hills

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I became friends when Lauren moved from the OC to the hills and got a job working for a fashion magazine

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And so she I think she like lived next door to hi you you just made me a Trump supporter. She whatever

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accelerates

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whatever

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Accelerates the downfall of a country that could create

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Spencer and Heidi so they were friends and then she started dating Spencer and their friendship fell apart and

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Heidi chose Spencer over Lauren. It was a big betrayal. That's a lot of drama

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But beyond that they were just shitheads and I don't I know that reality show is manipulative in terms of in terms of their editing

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And stuff like that, but I think this interview is going to prove with her beyond a shadow of a doubt

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Even beyond that you can just tell from their behavior in real life after the show how consistent it is with how they were portrayed

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On the show. It's like you're you're you could complain about editing if you want and I'm sure they did some tricks

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But that's also you yeah

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Be that as it Mary Heidi and Spencer are in fucking Hawaii and Alex Jones is thrilled to see them because they are

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Proto maga did they talk about the globalists on the hills?

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No, cuz that would have been oh see now I want to go back. We're doing a second investigation

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We want to find out when Alex Jones went all-in on Trump and we want to find out whether or not Heidi was

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Way into the globalist. Well, Heidi wasn't I know that but uh-huh

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She does spin it now on this interview with Alex that like because we were against

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Globalism and because we were Christian conservatives they edited me and turned me into a different

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character and wrote me off the show because if you don't play ball with the globalists, they're gonna take you out and

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Yeah, all right now I'm in let's hear this shit. Okay get to it. I want to find out what it is

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I also did a meteor hit

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Hawaii while they were there. Unfortunately not. All right, so there is no justice in the universe

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I would like to say to the sound on this is a little bit in but that's just cuz Alex refuses to put the mic

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Close to Heidi's face in his a standard misogynistic approach to life

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He's pretty good with giving Spencer the mic, but Heidi she's too pregnant for me to get close to gotcha

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That's about right

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Ten years not only with us but the world so it's great to see you in person

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Yeah, last time we saw you we were you know, super hated and now we're pretty irrelevant hated most

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Relevant hated person that we know and I would say you took our game and I was a little sad

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I was like man now he's super famous and everyone cares about what he's doing and nobody cares about Spidey anymore

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So we need our you know, he's just here. He did what I mean to get serious

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You guys did get in trouble because the big crime for reality TV stars

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And you guys are out there at the top is to become political

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It's come out their secret societies in LA with thousands of movie stars in them

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Yeah, they wouldn't let you guys in

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They're just patriots like Kurt Russell said hey, I just like George Washington the Second Amendment free market

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I don't want to live in North Korea, you know Second Amendment, you know, rich people have bodyguards

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Why can't the average person have a gun they even came after him for that or that makes like Bruce Willis

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Who I know is a listener for over a decade and he just came out and said both parties are controlled

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I am boycotting Oceans 12 now

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So you have to be a mega star like Clint Eastwood to even be able to be conservative in Hollywood

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Anybody else trying to break through politically they gang up on and they destroy but it's it's you know

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It's good to be hated by the establishment. The problem is if you're in reality TV, what are those you off?

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So break down what happened as soon as you came on the show

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So we were chanting death to the New World Order

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About 10 years ago after watching all your documentaries

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And then about a week later, we are no longer on television

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Where were you chanting it?

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Had a consistent TV gig since then so if the New World Order is watching, you know

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We still will not accept chips, but you know, we will take a gig in the established media

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Because we have a baby we have some bills to pay so, you know New World Order were available

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I never thought I would say this

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We'll take a check like laugh. Oh, yeah, but no for real so be careful

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What you say so at the end there?

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Spencer is basically saying we I'm sorry

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To him by the name that he gave himself he didn't give himself that that's what the tabloids called them Spidey Spencer and Heidi

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Oh, I thought he was calling himself Spidey. No, no, like like spider-man. Sorry. This is the lack of awareness on your part

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I should have explained that that's on me

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Uh, but he's saying we'll play ball, right? We'll play ball

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I just want to check and Alex has to jump in there to do that horrendous fake laugh in order to make it seem like he's

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Joking, we're joking. He says it another time. Later. Yeah, basically begging for hey, come on

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We could do something and how I also know he's not joking

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He's don't they've done so many sad reality shows since the hills

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They've done a ton. They were on at least two seasons of Big Brother. All right, that makes all over the place

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It's okay. It's a mess. They're a disaster, right? Well, he's blackballed from Hollywood because of his lack of talent Christian

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conservative beliefs

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Christian

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Conservative beliefs, I would argue its lack of talent. I well judging by that interview. He is a font of

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Charisma, they aren't like they aren't actors really and they're not convincing even when they're playing versions of themselves

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And they were playing themselves right there and I hardly believed anything. That's what I'm saying

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They're not convincing sitting on a beach with Alex Jones. Yeah, but I would like to tell you that they are they

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They're not just about acting. It's not like that's all they do

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Also Spencer was trying to launch Heidi's singing career. Oh now there we go a little while back

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She had a album that included this song. I

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Hate you, Dan. You are not Jamaican me happy right now

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The vocals are low in the mix

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Sorry, it's like, you know, it's like Nirvana except for

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Right, would you know this is auto-tuned as fuck? Yeah, it's it's atrocious but wait till you get to the chorus

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I don't want to get the chorus is

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pretty offensive

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Are we really doing this? Oh, we're doing what have we become?

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Thank you guys so much for listening and now we will punish you

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All right, sorry, I

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Wanted to get to the chorus cuz it's like play the chorus. They say I'm just gonna talk shit over they say I'm super

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Oh, I just it just happened. Oh, that was the chorus. Yeah, they say I'm superficial

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They say I'm a bitch because I'm sexy. I'm famous and I'm rich. It's like I

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Don't think she can pull that one off. I don't think so. That was the chorus. Yeah, generally you have to have some sort of

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change in the

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Chord structure. So yeah

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Something along those lines. I don't I don't want to be like just piling on Heidi and Spencer

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I think they're total fame whore assholes and have been for the better part of my adult life. Yeah, I've been aware of them as

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Desperate mosquitoes basically just trying to suck any blood out of Fame, right?

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They possibly can and they're broke and Spencer was even saying that in when he was talking to Alex

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He's saying we used to be the most hated now. I'm jealous of you getting all the attention. You took our game, right?

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I need attention. That's who he's been the entirety of my experience with him

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So I love that Alex is like so desperate for some sort of celebrity that this is acceptable

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Do you think Alex like Alex knew who they were?

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Admittedly they say they knew who Alex is. I think I think they

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Recognized Alex or Alex told them who Alex was. No, I think they probably

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Got into his documentaries at some point. I

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Bet I bet that they watched like, you know 9-eleven road to tyranny or loose change. Uh-huh the Obama deception

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I bet they watched something that he's done or the Bourne identity. Look, they're idle. They're idle fake celebrities

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They have nothing to do. They don't have jobs. That's true. That is true

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They don't have fucking jobs and they somehow have enough money to be in Hawaii. Also blues traveler. Just docked them

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A picture of their bungalow in Hawaii

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Also, by the way, I mean, this is great. Look in Hawaii. Like it doesn't look like there's much around

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it's sort of secluded looks like the really expensive type of place to

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Resort right in Hawaii Spencer right on the beach Spencer and Heidi

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Are well known for budgeting appropriately. I do I don't know where their money's coming from, but it's not important

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Do you know that they do like a club appearances? Yeah, that's how reality stars wind up making a lot of money

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They'll just show up at a club for an hour

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Yeah, it's nuts. Yep. Can we do that?

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I I thought about it like not in terms of like I was considering it but I thought about the logistics of it, right?

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And I think it would be miserable. Oh, of course. I especially for us

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yeah, I mean if you'd have so many people expecting something of you and I

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I

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Be I would I would love if we went into a club with some sort of Smirnoff

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Kind of promotion going on or perhaps a Jamaican me happy. Uh-huh and

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Seagram's sponsor hit a player up. Yeah

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Yeah, and then you know, we both do ten minutes and we get out of there

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I know you know how you know a lot of clubs like the big kind where you dance and everybody's taking X

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X

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That's that's 90s terminology, right? Right. I know it's MDMA now or E or E

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Gross, I learned about dare. That was the E in the dare program, I believe

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Yeah education. I don't think I don't think we're supposed to be in those clubs Dan. No, I don't think we'd be invited

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I don't think the last time I went to some like dance dance club

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Was in Missouri is a place called generic and they played dance dance revolution the whole time

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I did not but I did almost get into a fight with the DJ cuz I kept telling him to turn it down

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Of course you did it was like a pop dance club fucking course you did

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I told him to turn it down and I told him could you play something decent, please?

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And then he pulled up Heidi's album it was like

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Yeah, I'm the worst I don't belong in any of those fun places but anyway

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They do go on to say that they were worried that they were gonna get killed

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Like how celebrities get killed, you know that of course the Illuminati globalists kill celebrities all the time when they are no longer worthwhile

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I don't care to to air that because I'm not here to talk about Spencer's delusion. This is about Alex Jones, right?

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So in this next clip Spencer asks Alex, what's the deal with them Russians? Okay, and here we go with Alex

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This is an interesting answer on a beach

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But what's the deal with the Russians fill me in where did they is this all?

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Well, it's a hundred percent take on this whole Russian thing

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If you go to DC or New York

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There are Russians and Chinese and people from India people from Israel people from the UK people from France the EU

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People from the Vatican and people from Saudi Arabia. There are PR people and lobbyists crawling out of the walls

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And so Russians are constantly throwing sex ops at you, you know, hot blondes

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Oh

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Honey traps, they're constantly but they're like the subgroup

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The Russians about six years ago cut back on that and mainly, you know, just use

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Information, you know TV stuff, but they're secondary players reorganizing their country

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The communist Chinese have infiltrated every major company defense company. They're transferring everything back there in all our computer systems

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Most are chips getting made there with backdoors. We put back doors in them. It's a total cyber

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Infiltration AI system war we're an AI war with China. China's got massive acceleration war with genetic engineering

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Probably even way ahead of what we got. It's totally insane Spencer. How do you feel about all this?

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They had 20 years ago cows that create human milk. They sell on the market in China

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They are basically an old-world country that's basically third world in many areas

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And they're trying to reorganize they're seen as weak

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So the Globals are trying to overthrow it

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they want to put kind of a Hollywood social engineering thing to break the Russian will to get rid of their

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Christian roots because it's not compatible with globalism

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So Russia's crime is it got away from the very globalist that run our country of the very Bolshevik corporate system

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Trump and their people are being illegally surveilled massively by Obama and so they're sort of a sick Russian contacts

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Wait, I said sessions that was his job is Obama still the intercepts

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They can say yeah, you met a couple of Russians here and there when that's totally normal

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It's what senators do and then Obama's background is walking by met to get dirt on Hillary. They were getting dirt on Trump

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So that's what you do in opposition research

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So they take normal behavior and blow it up like it's this huge, you know, horrible thing a mountain out of a molehill

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That's boring the shit out of me crimes crimes

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are can be both molehills and mountains that's absolutely true, but you know

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What is a great crime that Alex has just committed? He made a Hawaiian vacation boring as shit

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Like if you're watching the video two of this Heidi and Spencer are not entertained

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Of course, he's just rambling on for fucking ever right about he's like going into being on the show mode daylight

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What is it daylight out? I would say it. Yeah, it's probably are we talking? It's probably in the magic hour. Okay, so

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Alex is three quarters in the bag. He might be a little drunk

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But be that as it made this this next clip I think is really telling and halfway through it

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What it's a really telling clip within the interview of

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Spidey yeah, no, I think it is because Alex Jones is most comfortable around people

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He wants to impress

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Okay

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and so he lets down some of his guard that he should have up right and if he is in fact drunk in Hawaii after a

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Couple of these tiki drinks. Yeah, that might be contributing to it, but he asks Heidi and Spencer

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How real a reality shows like what is the like? What's the most real reality show and then after that?

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Spencer asks him a question and Alex Jones accidentally shows too many of his cards

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Okay

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How many of the reality shows from folks you talk to what you've experienced are?

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Like you know hundred percent real and what would those shows be versus half real versus, you know, totally staged

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I would say the only reality show that's a hundred percent real is cops

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Yeah, it's it's a hard, you know, everything is for media it's on media it's for entertainment

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So at the end of the day, there's always going to be editing and producing

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Well, I can tell you this when I throw a fit every once one stop off the stage or those of its real fact

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Let's just

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Here let's ask the cruise it is it real so we're back to this in a second but

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Spencer was saying let's get this he has pulled out his phone and he is now

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Doing like a video. He's making a video of himself and Alex

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Generally, I get very angry when people like has technology made us sadder, but yeah

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No, I think we should get rid of technology

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So there's a infowars camera taping the entire scene and Spencer has his phone out

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Recording him and Alex being like yeah, come on. Give me one of these outbursts

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Or my face

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It's not fake, huh?

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If somebody is somebody calling the shots here, no one's calling shots. That's buckling. There's no

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Real life happening as it happens. That's what five people think. They're like somebody tell me what he fucked my

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wish I was so nice

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Those viral clips of you getting all mad yelling you can't just turn that on for a shot because I would love to get one

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Oh, I mean I could turn it on but I feel that way so I kind of let the dog off the leash

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How do is there something like a trigger line that I say that gets you worked up?

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Well, yeah, like tyranny people trying to dominate take control of our lives. Yeah, they are so can we get a clip?

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We just a little outburst

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I'm in a good mood right now. The thing is the thing is I'm on air for hours

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And I started thinking about about Hillary ruling over my family that slug murdering piece of crap who thinks we're all her slave better than

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Us no, she's gonna fail. I think about a piece of crap. She is and Bill Clinton all the rest of them

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I

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Don't we're dreamless. I don't like Bill Clinton. Was it public and Paula Jones was there on stage?

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That's that's such a display of how fake his anger is

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That is undeniable proof that he just fakes it

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Uh, I don't I don't think that was ended. No, I I thought that was fake

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It is I think it sounds exactly like a lot of sound exactly like well

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One you would know better than me. He's tired. He's a

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Five or six of drinking in Hawaii

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I think he gave it a shot

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Yeah

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And it didn't go so well and then revealed that he dreams about the Clintons

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Right, which I thought that's similar to I thought that was the big reveal that you had right there cuz that creeps me out

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Oh, it's pretty creepy

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But that's similar to his show to those weird flights of fancy that end up happening where he's like

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Why did I say that on air like that sort of shit?

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But if you're watching the video of this too, he ramps into like

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Right, you can see him just like putting it on it's incredibly fake. I think he tried but he couldn't do it

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It was a very short outburst if he you know why I think that is I think it's because he got the sense

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That Spencer was using him. He was trying to get his own viral clip or whatever. But then again, why would Alex really care?

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They would just give him more attention to I don't know. It's a mess

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But I wish Alex would realize how many of his guests are trying to use him

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It's incredibly bizarre to think like, you know, you start to take notice of it

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You start to realize all of these people are kind of just like Spencer in this case is

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Absolutely. Just one of those fish who clean algae off a bigger fish

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Like he's just trying to get a meal. Yeah, it's it's a mess

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Anyway, yeah, what is it? What is he like? Does he think that?

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Alex is gonna help him

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Mmm, or just or just getting the attention is what he really he's just an attention whore

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Attention is a big part of it

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Also the appearance of Alex's giant audience that he can maybe become relevant with especially with Alex

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Vouching for him as like a pre it being cool to talk about the globalist

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Yeah, hip guy. He was woke before woke was woke right now

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there's a lot of there's a lot of old white men who have

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Military service in their background who love Spencer apparently now. Yeah

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Yeah

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that's that's certain and they never did before because they thought he was a shithead based on the fact that he's been a

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Public shithead for over a deck now, of course, but now because Alex Jones has explained it to them

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No, everyone presented them as being shitheads because they were Christian conservatives

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And that is not tolerable to the globalists

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So they had to attack their character in public as opposed to Spencer having his own advice column in like stuff

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Magazine or whatever. What I don't remember if it was stuff. Why do you know so much about these people?

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I had a dark period in my early 20s. It was a mess

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Anyway, I was having dreams about Hillary Clinton

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Tentacles on Paula Jones Alex Jones has absolutely had a sex dream about Hillary undoubtedly. There's no doubt in my mind undoubtedly

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Yeah, so that's about it for what we're gonna talk about that. She was very tender. I'd assume so. Yeah

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That's that's it for Heidi and Spencer interview. It's a half-hour if you want fucking if you want to watch the rest of it

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It's really boring. Why but they but Spencer does say some really stupid shit. So there's that if you want to enjoy that

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Also, just be like the rampant

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Victim self victim status giving that makes sense. Oh, yeah the three of them together

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Yeah, certainly all believe that they are the only victim

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It's an intense triangle of straight white people who feel real bad for their lot in life

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We're not realizing that maybe some of their actions led them to where they are

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But well, which is in Hawaii on a secluded beach as we sit in an apartment in Chicago

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Shit yeah, right a lot of our choices may not have been as good as theirs. Yeah

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anyway

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We now go to August 1st 2017 the Tuesday episode

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Alex has returned from Hawaii

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He was he was there up until then he gets back into studio and what a world is waiting for him when he returns

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From vacation. Yeah, let's count off some of the things that have happened since he went on vacation

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How long has he been gone for he was gone for most of Scaramucci's tender

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tenure

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Scaramucci came and left

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Alex did Alex was around when he got in because he was he talked he was talking about how great it was gonna be

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Right, okay. So we got Scaramucci getting out. I previous is previous was gone. He was gone when previous left

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Okay, that's right. I remember that. Yeah, um

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Trump admitted that

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He influenced Donald Trump jr. Statement, right which again a crime

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Yeah, how many crimes before we get enough crime? You need to get bingo. We got yeah. Yeah, I have to get five in a row

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Oh, that's gonna be tough. There's a problem is these crimes are disconnected on the board. Yeah, that's true

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Yeah, you have like the corners and shit. We're not playing black out here. No, no, no, this is straight Bing

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Unfortunately, no free space

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To make it even harder. Well currently he is living in a free space. Yeah

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Okay, so we got that right? That's crime. Mm-hmm. Um, we've got

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What else? Well, that's right. Donald Trump invented Seth rich. Uh, we'll get back to that. Yeah

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of Priebus

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Spicer and

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Scaramucci all gone in the time that he was on vacation. Oh all of them

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No, I thought previous was still I thought previous was gone before he left. No, no, no Friday

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Oh, that's right. Alex was gone from like Wednesday or so. Okay, so so they're all gone. Yep all gone

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I'm John Oliver has done his segment. Oh, yeah tonight. Yeah

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Uh, Alex comes back to a world where he doesn't know what to respond to and I think he's really depressed

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Does his voice does not sound good like not like the gravelly voice?

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But like he just he can't get much enthusiasm for stuff that this should be when you shine baby

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Yeah, it's like you Alex. You're under attack

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Yeah, but you come back from a vacation you have that little no, I totally get where he's coming from

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I don't cuz you're in a war. This is an info war

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All right

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He has presented it as such and you can't have fucking lingering hangover from vacation getting in your way

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You have so much to attend to right now unfair

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Unfair Dan you are a propagandist with the most difficult job in the world and that is cover-up for Donald Trump's attempted cover-ups

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Everything he does keeps blowing up in his face Donald Trump that is yeah

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Alex Jones's job is to spin it positive. Meanwhile, a

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HBO personality who you've already attacked and the hate

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Does it in your perceptions a hit piece on you? Yeah, you come back to that world

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One of the most respected late-night. Yes of any kind like he's the guy that

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Good. Yeah, exactly. He's got a great research staff. Yeah, but you come back

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They could have called us so they're not that great, but they're still a good reason

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They did a good job, but they did complicated feelings about how they painted him as so much of a snake oil salesman

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Yeah, it didn't get in

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I mean you can't do it in a 20-minute fucking TV piece get into details

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No, is that why our podcast is not one episode long Jesus

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What my point is is that if you are in that situation

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And you want your audience to really believe that you think of it as a war

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You can't come back and half-step on the first day. Yeah, you gotta come correct. You need to come swinging

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Alex is just kind of like

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But he does have some interesting narratives and

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I've got a few clips of stuff to go over

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He had a stacked deck of all of his guests that he has on every day. Basically, right Roger Stone

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Great, the good doctor. Dr. Feel-good himself Jerome Corsi. Perfect

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I actually finally saw a picture of him because I watched that Alex Jones piece and

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Absolutely, I believe everything he says now what that his shirts too tight true. What else you got?

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His pills cure stuff, of course. Yeah bone broth

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Sure. Oh wait, you saw a picture of dr. Corsi. Yeah. No you saw

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I saw a picture of dr. Group. That's right. Dr. Group is the hippie. Dr. Jerome Corsi is the propagandist

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Right who heads the DC office for war still haven't seen Corsi. Oh, no, his shirts too tight. I mean, he looks unhealthy

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Okay

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But also we got guest appearance by Steve pochenik. He comes in right?

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I'll just I mean I guess we got our rotating cast of characters

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Well picking up the slack for a little bit of a hungover Alex Jones

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Well, Corsi and Roger Stone are basically on every day. Well, he's Roger Stone is pretty much on every day

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Okay, and then pochenik is on once a week or so. It's a very standard rotation of of guests

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It's kind of sad like you would think that if you had, you know

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40 million 50 million people watching a week you could get

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Better better guests you could get people who actually have credibility who have credentials who have a track record of not being race

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Baiters right of track record of people who haven't written

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Written fraudulent books about presidential candidates people who haven't defended crimes by saying I did those crimes

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Yeah, people who haven't fed the birther shit

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People like Steve pochenik or unlike him who believe that Sandy Hook actually happened, right?

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People who haven't pushed the Seth rich story, which we now know to be wholly constructed out of funny. You should bring that up

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Oh, here we go

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Roger stone has a headline on in four words calm an article by Paul Joseph Watson. Seth rich was

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partying with

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Imran Awan on the night of his murder

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Trump confidant claims link between MC Stafford death and disgraced Wasserman Schultz aid

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So wait, wait, wait, so we have so the the aid for Debbie Wasserman Schultz who is just fired for doing that stuff

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They're tying her with said oh, no. No, this is a different aid. This is the Awan brothers

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Okay, this conspiracy narrative never heard this one before I want in this is gonna be tough

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So could it be tough there were these three?

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Pakistani born IT experts who were brothers the Awan brothers and they wait

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What what she had working for her and other Democratic three IT specialist brothers?

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Well, I don't think all of them worked for her, but they were all in like congressional offices

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Doing IT stuff TV show now TV show now

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I don't know if we're gonna be able to get the rights from them because what are you talking about?

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It's called three IT god damn it Dan this rights itself. They're brothers right there

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Look, they're they're trying to get through America, which is a different culture. So we got that fish out of water

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They're IT people so we got all those kind of awkward interactions right there Big Bang Theory

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Suck my balls

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Cuz three IT is coming for you

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So they are and also in the show

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It's revealed they killed Seth rich the long and short of it is there's a lot of rumors about stuff

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And I from what I can tell there is a chance that they were doing some illegal stuff

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Okay, because but at this point I can't find good reporting on anything

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Everything leads back to like daily caller articles or zero hedge

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Yeah, and then you try and track down where they're getting stuff from and a lot of it does come back to rumors

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I can't find anything really concrete on it

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Hmm, but Alex Jones with the help of Roger Stone has now completely moved the narrative of the Seth rich stuff

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He is now trying to tie it to this other conspiracy of these Pakistani IT experts who they claim

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Were working with the Muslim Brotherhood and they were taking all of this information off of the DNC servers

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And confidential information and funneling it back overseas

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So they were up to some of that shit some espionage stars and we're being aided and covered up by Debbie Wasserman Schultz

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Right, and maybe Seth rich knew something about it. So they set him up and murdered him

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All right, this is and this has NCIS written all over it, right?

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But what it doesn't have is any truth written all over it. Neither does NCIS. Yeah, so

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The reason that they're doing this seriously, why would they hire that?

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that

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Hacker come on

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Business casual at least. All right

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So the Alex is telling you about this story and it's a Paul Joseph Watson

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Article and the source on it is Roger Stone. Yeah, so it's all just in-house, but they say Trump insider says

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Roger Stone is a trumpet. He is the insider quoting on it

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Yeah, and Roger Stone comes on the show to lend credibility to the claims that he's making through in infowars.com

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It's just a crazy cycle of non. That's a fantastic circle jerk

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They got going absolutely

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But they have to do this because the news just came out that Rod Wheeler the guy who was the private eye

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That was hired by a rich Republican donor with ties to Trump

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Was I mean it came out when the fucking thing broke like months ago

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It came out that he said they told me what to say. I didn't I didn't I didn't know any of that stuff

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Do you it was that now he's suing. Have you seen the screenshot of that text message?

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which one the the one that they're using to kind of corroborate that evidence of

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somebody

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texting Wheeler like

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Trump saw the story and he's really happy with it like that kind of thing. I did not see that. Okay

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I'm just I'm just not sure if it's real I don't trust any sure and let's be clear about this Rod Wheeler has already

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Discredited himself with his behavior in terms of saying the things on Fox News that they told him to say

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Yeah, he's shown himself to be a public liar

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So the idea that now he's saying that Trump was involved with it and stuff like that

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You have to take a step back and be like, I'm not sure we can trust you

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We want to believe that but you've already shown yourself to be a liar. You may be a private liar as well, right?

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And now the only reason that I'm inclined to believe it is private

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Liar is also a character on 3it and a great Hall & Oates

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The only reason I'm inclined to believe it is that it is a big difference

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between

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saying something untrue on Fox News, which isn't illegal that's very legal and

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Making it erroneous true. I know

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Yeah, especially against the president like that's very illegal if you're just making fraudulent claims against them

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So that's possible and then it came out today that Sean Spicer released a statement that they did have a meeting that

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The donor I can't remember his name

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Rich rich white dude, rich white dude who was behind the whole thing. Do they even have a meeting?

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I feel like they don't have names. I feel like they're just called rich white dude. Yeah

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Yeah

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So it does look like at very least there was a concerted effort behind the scenes to push this as a story

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Yeah, and now here is why I believe it's quite literally a conspiracy

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Yeah, yeah, and here's why I believe that this is incredibly necessary

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This has to be defended at all costs by Alex by his entire operation if it's shown to be not true

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if

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All of their things fall apart and they can't keep moving the ball to different places like this

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Awan brothers connection to the to the case

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Yeah, and by the way that whole thing about him partying with the Awan brother that night. That's just a rumor

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There's no backup of that but that's just hearsay. Of course. There's nothing to pin that down

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But the reason they have to do stuff like that is if it's shown to not be true everything falls apart

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Because that is what they're hinging the Russia didn't do it narrative on that's what they're they've already

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Made it clear that they think that Seth rich was the one who gave the emails to WikiLeaks

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Okay, so if they don't have that piece in their fake narrative

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Then well, it was Guccifer 2.0. It was Russia

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At least your story is wrong. Your version is absolutely wrong. So they it's very essential to them

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And now here's the other part that's really fucked up

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You start to look at who are the people who have?

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vociferously defended

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The Seth rich was murdered by the DNC

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Storyline well your top bill the guy is Sean

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on motherfucking Hannity you got Sean Hannity, yep, you have Alex Jones in the entire info war you have

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Mike Cernovich you have Cassandra Fairbanks you have Jack Pessobiac you have

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Julian Assange Oh

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Julian Assange has repeatedly

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Insinuated that Seth rich was his source, which is not true. It's absolutely not true, but

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all of these people are

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connected in a propaganda web and the fact that they're all pushing this narrative

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Will be a huge problem if it falls

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Because it's so not true. Yeah, you understand what I'm saying? I

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Think I think that okay. I think that this is one area where the right-wing media is entirely exposed

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Yeah, but we all know it's not true. It's obviously not true

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Regardless of whether or not you prove something is true

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Doesn't mean that it's going to change their their lie narrative right, right?

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But I mean they won't be able to say it as publicly but the people who want to but like

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You're not understanding. No. I'm not understand. Maybe I didn't clarify. Yeah, okay

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So I don't believe these fucks are exposed on any level since they don't live in reality

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Trump and the White House are implicated in creating a fraud

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Diversion with the Seth rich stuff. Yeah

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Who is involved with the White House?

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Roger Stone

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Who does Roger Stone have ties to?

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Jack Pysobiek all these other right-wing dickholes Julian Assange

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It becomes clear that there's a network that is sharing information with each other and pushing the same narratives

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yeah, they're clearly a propaganda operation with these tendrils and

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I mean the Russian Embassy tweeted out stuff about Seth rich the

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Fucking RT and Sputnik did it makes it very clear that it is Russia and

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That these people are on the same fucking team. Yeah, that's true

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It makes it clear that what what the reason for it is who knows the allegiances are there?

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Yeah, they're pushing the same narrative

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Against all odds so whether or not they're right, so that's that's I found to answer your other question

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Yeah, yeah about it being proven false. That's not what's important

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What's important is the fact that this story came out and they're going to be looking into Trump being

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Implicated in this and having an active role in the campaign

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Brings him way too close to the sphere of this stuff

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Mm-hmm. And so in order to protect him and protect this maga operation that they have going

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Oh, he's gonna go down. Well, no, they don't have to but in order for them to

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In order for them to make sure no one has to go down like Roger Stone doesn't have to go to prison for this or anything

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Like that what they have to do is they have to create a new story in order to be like this is fake

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This this whole lawsuit is bogus and they're only doing it because they knew we were gonna release this news

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That he was hanging out with the Awan brother

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Okay. All right, you you changed the narrative entirely

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Your indoctrinated audience and then you don't have to deal with the fallout that everyone else is experiencing. That is holy shit

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these craven motherfuckers are

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Utilizing some dudes murder in order to take the heat off of what they clearly did

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If that makes sense Wow, what are we do we

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At what point do we just get to go like?

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do over

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Like like one you won't Trump should be in jail by all by all of the crime

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Committing you can do. Yeah, Trump has done all of them. So so we're way past that. Yeah now

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We're just trying to get him out, right?

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how like I can't I can't really process the

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massive levels of like the only way that I can really get to the GOP not being able to do anything about this not being

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Able to actually unite long enough to go

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Not only has he committed all these crimes, but we're divorcing ourselves from them

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Mm-hmm. So the only possible explanation is that they know

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Their constituents no longer believe in reality. That's possible or that it doesn't matter

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yeah, that has to be the only the only thing that I can think of is that if they

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Succumb to the truth

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Then they will be hated by their

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Lie swallowing audience. Well, I mean they're like you can't go back from their shit

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I mean polls have shown that there are at least like 30-something percent of people who still

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Don't get it. Oh, well, not just that but like 50% of Republicans still don't think climate change is real like all of that shit

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Yeah, but but that's that's not the point

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the point is

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Yeah, there's no going back from their Fox News of vacation. Mm-hmm. They can't go back. No, it has to be an entire generation of

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Republicans before they can get past the Fox News world. Yeah that they've created

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Yeah, I mean the real heroes that we need in the world right now are like sane

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Rational moderate Republicans. They're not heroes. No, but they buy no stress, but they could help a lot

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Well, I mean they would likely well the crazy thing is they'll be portrayed as heroes

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like the same way McCain was and

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How about misogyny for that one? Yeah, you know, yeah that whole thing. That's nonsense

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But they will be betrayed as heroes. They they have to have seen that right. Mm-hmm. They have to have seen that McCain is

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Been getting a lot of accolades for his bullshit and Murkowski, too

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Yeah, but be that as it may not as much as not not as much as she deserves but be that as it may

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I I don't know if none of them deserve that's a complicated thing. Yeah, let's burn it all down. Yeah, let's do that

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Yeah, um, look, I don't I don't know what the answer is. I don't know how we get back to normal or anything like that

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I don't think it's possible probably. Well, I think it's bomb, North Korea

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Yeah, you know what it is. It's like it's like an underwater cave. Sometimes you have to go down to get back up

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You can't go you can't push can't push up because then you're gonna drown you got to go down further

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Yeah, so you got a bomb North Korea. Yeah, we got to suspend the Constitution. That's the great way to go commit martial law

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Perfect, uh, put more shit in the water. I'm gonna go with military coup would also be nice too. Sure. Why not?

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Yeah, let's throw that one United States into a hunt. Oh, absolutely

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That'd be fun. So

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Alex is and then

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Elect Erdogan secretary of state while at the same time being president of Turkey love it

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I can't I can't no conflict of interest there. No, no, not perfect about as much as we have now

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So this Seth rich shit is pretty shameful

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but I do want to say I withhold judgment on the Awan brothers stuff just because all the information I can find on it is

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so speculative and

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I don't know. I don't have any judging by who it's coming from. It is

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Right. I I put it at 95% most likely fault. I can't find enough information to discredit it is what I'm saying

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Yeah, and I I am certainly not in the boat of saying that there isn't corruption in the Democratic Party, too

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Oh, so, you know someone fucking around and maybe like stealing shit. Yeah well within the possibility

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you know the idea that this is some like big

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Connection and that Seth rich was partying with him and set up the murder that I don't believe at all

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But you know all that other stuff

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Well, anyway, I like it. Anyway, Alex Jones has to grapple with the news of Scaramucci going down

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Yeah, what's his angle on that? He does so in this little clip and I believe this is actually him saying a quote from Roger Stone

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Like I accidentally cut out the beginning where he said Roger says this. Okay. I don't think Scaramucci's gonna survive

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these tirades with these reporters

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And

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Of course now we know that he was baited by fake emails

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Spoofing reporters emails to manipulate him into that isn't the timeline on that backwards a little bit

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Yeah, the the prankster the email prankster those emails were after yeah

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It was actually it was after Reince had been fired. Well, it would have to be after the New Yorker story. Yeah

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Yeah, but he also has it wrong this guy he

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Pranked a bunch of administration officials not by posing as a reporter but by posing as other officials. Yeah

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And most of them gave him information willingly immediately. Yeah, like the one guy gave him his email address his personal email address and shit

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This is there's there's no protocol we are

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By the grace of Bob we are saved

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By their utter and all-consuming incompetence. Yeah

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This is the dumbest group of people that has ever run anything ever totally

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Totally I mean like at least the Borgias were conniving like they knew how to get what they wanted

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This is not sure they threw away all of the Catholic religion and splintered off into Protestantism

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Yeah, but come on at least they knew what they were fucking doing on a day to day

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I I dove into an accidental rabbit hole last night

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Because I saw some tweets that were arguing that there are a lot of rabbits in Chicago. There are just outside these apartments

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Yeah, just nibbling on grass right outside bunch of little holes

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I fell into one of those holes because I saw a tweet that was talking about how I'll Sadeer

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The head of Iraq or the cleric from Iraq the Shia cleric

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Okay, he went to Saudi Arabia and met with the Crown Prince I believe

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Prince

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That's an interesting choice. Yeah, and so this tweet

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I was reading was making the argument that Trump facilitated this because he's a genius and

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Meanwhile, he doesn't want you to know these negotiations are going on

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So he creates all this chaos in order to distract you from the fact that blah blah blah

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It's what yeah, so I was like, is there any credibility to this?

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And so I looked I looked into it and no, I mean it is it is rare. It's been like a decade since

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Okay, stop Trump does not know the difference between Sunni and Shia. No, so we're done. No, that's over

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Right that entire argument is over

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Right, but he could still you could still be a genius by being like hey

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Why don't you tell me what you want to happen?

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You could you could know nothing about this like the entire conflict and just be like, what would you like me to enforce?

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Both sides, let's agree on it now

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What do you want? Let's do it. Do you mean that's the Kushner Israel Palestine talks right there. I imagine

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What do you guys want? That's like well, you both can't have it. That's weak. I guess we gotta stop

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That's weekend dad negotiating. You know, like that's weekend stepdad. Yeah

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Like Alex Jones, but anyway, I fell into that rabbit hole and I

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The reason it came to my head was because you were saying like they're so inept and it is everything isn't incredibly inept

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But there are people like that guy who wrote that tweet who create these other

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Realities for people to live in these other narratives much like Alex right where you're like, no you don't get it

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He's secretly doing all of this amazing stuff and fucking up wildly in public

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Yeah in order to make you think that he's a bumbling fool man

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Well, imagine so so like with my family that voted mostly Trump

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hmm, like imagine having to come to grips with the fact that you thought you were a clever smart person and

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You wound up voting for the dumbest

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dumbest

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Dumbest administration in all of the all of the time. That would be tough

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You would need that that burn ointment

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Yeah

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That is these fake ideas about Seth rich and because then you would have to admit that you were conned

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Yeah, nobody wants to admit they were conned. No, I mean, it's like everybody's got to learn to laugh at themselves a little bit

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Yeah, everybody falls for something here and there right and if you do

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Whoops, like that's a much better response to have then fuck. How do I I will not be made a fool of right?

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All right, because well my response the last time I fell for something was

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Um, are you sure it's gonorrhea?

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Just gonna fuck

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You're gonna make me eat that one. You're gonna make me eat that one. That one's on you. I don't like you on

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Thank you on fucking Jamaican me happy. That is not Jamaican. Look happy you put a

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Song by Heidi in here. Yeah, don't be superficial. So so I get don't be super I get one you got one

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I got one. We're both at negative one point for this episode so far fair enough

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Alright, so look generally this episode is really boring the August 1st

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2017 episode is a tremendously boring effort on Alex's part

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Like I said, he doesn't have the verve that he usually would or should have in this situation

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But he does say some stuff that I think is worth noting and worth

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Discussing here in this next clip. He jumps into something about it's it's a really good demonstration of his

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Tremendous fear of Muslims. Let's expand on that

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If you go back to 9-eleven

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It was in major newspapers at the time that the FBI said it's as if al-qaeda had people at the top of the FBI

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well, we know with people like

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The man heading up the witch hunt right now Mueller

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He has major contacts with the Democratic Party his law firm gives

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99.8% of their money to the Democrats they get massive money from the Saudis the Pakistanis

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He's the guy that had the FBI in his 10-year tenure 10-year 10-year radical Islam on the list of terror groups

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When they are responsible for 99 percent

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You can't you can't

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Radical Islam was not on the list in the first place. No, that's too broad very much

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Yeah, and also I mean this is just that thing that he gets really mad about all the time

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That is the like why won't you call it radical Islam? That's the problem

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The reason that you wouldn't do that is you don't want to create the perception of a holy war and you don't want to alienate

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Possible Muslim allies some people do yeah, Alex doesn't sort of get that

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He thinks it's political correctness run amok as opposed to good strategy

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And then the other thing is Muslims

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Radical or not do not create 99% of the terror in any

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Cross section of the world especially not America. No, it's certainly not. It's white people. Yeah, it's white folk

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It's a lot of eco terrorism. It turns out is actually one of the largest portions of

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Terrorism in the United States a bunch of environmentalists. And so really yeah, if you look I don't know who I'm

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I don't know who I'm on that team with it's very complicated that is complicated, you know

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They they do that, you know burning down shit. Like there's a lot of arsons that environmentalists end up doing

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I mean, it's pretty wild but they're putting a lot of a lot of co2 into the air. That's that's concerning. It's clean arson

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They have arson but they're scrubbers bring arson back. Yeah

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Make arson great. We need our arson maga. There we go. Mara make America arson

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Anyway

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Yeah, the the statistics are really interesting that the fact that that is a large chunk of the okay

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But also if you look into terrorism

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It actually the the broad definition and the statistics that are kept a lot of stuff that you wouldn't think is terrorism falls under

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That category a lot of like really intense

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Vandalisms and stuff like that bringing 16 items to the town item checkout. Sure that counts. Absolutely that

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If you're someone listening without headphones to music on the train, oh, yeah

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Absolutely. Yeah. So anyway, Alex goes on

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Terror and then we ask why is the Muslim Brotherhood being back to the Arab Spring? Why is al-qaeda and Isis being back?

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Why why is Hillary staying in the same bed?

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As ummah abedim and her Islamic family

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Why what is a Islamic woman leading the feminist movement?

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Linda Sarsour now in the country teaching women to wear burkas

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Wear burkas if you're a feminist, why is it everywhere? Why is everything Islamified? Why would I?

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So yeah, his his conception. Yeah, his conception is that Hillary and huba abedim are lover lovers

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They they'd be banging. He just bases that off again rumor and gossip and

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You know Larry for them. It's Larry for them. Both their husbands are cheating on them. Sure find each other at the right time

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Absolutely. No, I'm very happy with that

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I'm on board with that

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But he also believes that she's seduced Hillary Clinton in order to get her to be a mole

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Working for the Muslim Brotherhood because whom abedim has Muslim Brotherhood ties. It's a whole thing. It's Larry Nichols shit

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It doesn't matter. That's a fun narrative. I like that one and then the other stuff

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He's super mad at Linda Sarsour for being involved with like feminism cause Linda Sarsour

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She is a lady who she's an activist and she has been involved in like the the Women's March in DC and stuff like that

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Alex is really pissed off because she wears a hijab

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And he just thinks that you know, they're trying to get women to submit to Sharia law

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Hmm and having this Muslim woman who is a woman dude, first of all gross

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Head up this feminism thing. They're just trying to trick these trendies

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Oh, man, and to what if Alex saw her in a Starbucks or even as a party supply would get freaked

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He would get freaked out. Yeah, so the mean she's just one of his favorite boogeyman boogeywomen

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and you know he

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Insists she has deep ties to George Soros and is like a globalist operative trying to bring Islam into

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Dumb liberals. Yeah. Yeah, so but this is they want to be dominated really in that whole thing

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Feminists secretly just want to be beat up by Muslim men

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We all know this I did just get why it is that you can still

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Bitch about Hillary if you're these guys is because she's a globalist

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And so even if she's not president, she's still one of those high-ranking members, right?

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Like, you know, she's not in the alumina or she's not president, but she's still in the Illuminati. Yeah

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She's still behind the scenes. Yeah, I mean Larry Nichols

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His whole thing was that Hillary was gonna become president and then a point bill to be the ambassador to the UN

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And then within a couple months he was going to be the secretary general of the UN and then as a couple they would control

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The world. Holy shit, right. Can you imagine the right-wing outrage?

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at a at a president

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Appointing a family member. Oh my god to a high-ranking position

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It'll be not they would lose their minds at that idea be so bad

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They would be like this is nepotism and shit. Like they would do the whole thing

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They were fucking mad when Obama's daughter went to Lollapalooza

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What the fuck well, that's the

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The globalist playbook right there. Yeah, so here's a few more comments about Islamification, I guess

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tune into

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Trevor Noah or John Oliver anybody that's attacking me. They say Jones is scum

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He claims Muslims are involved in crime and that Muslims are unvetted and that some Muslims have diseases

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When it's I think either of them talking about pouring in with TB. It's a factor pouring in with crime. Just look at Europe

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It this is the untouchable God group and it looks like they just infiltrated our wide-open government

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I mean the owner of Shabani yogurt

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He's on the New York Federal Reserve board that runs our country

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So a couple things there him talking about that's not good. I wouldn't do that if I were him. Oh, don't bring harm to you

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Look, I know I wouldn't I wouldn't do that

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That's not a good idea. Yeah, so that number one is bad because he's also lying about him again

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He's not on the New York Federal Reserve Board. He went over that on the episode about him. That was that's not true at all

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He was an advisory member

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Years ago and is not anymore and it was the advisory member of upstate, New York

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Yeah, yeah, it was regional thing. It was the most nothing that could be nothing

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Yeah, just a collection of business owners who give feedback to the Federal Reserve, right?

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boy that is

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But that isn't that isn't legally actionable though, of course. No, cuz it's like wait, that's not slander. No

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It's a lie. But yeah, yeah, but it's a mean it's almost a compliment. Yeah

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Yeah

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It's all it is is just trying to create more powerful victims for Alex to be attacking or to be attacked by

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Yeah, but then beyond that him talking about people like TB is streaming in and stuff like that man

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We went over that sure wouldn't be afraid of that if we all had vaccines

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Yeah, that'd be oh

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Alex let me get rid of one of your fears. Yeah get a TB vaccine. I think you probably did you got soft killed

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But that stuff is from the same thing that those fear narratives came out of the Breitbart stories about Idaho

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Yeah, and we went over that there were

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Six cases of TB or something like that and they were all treated. I feel like this is gonna be a heavy

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We already went over that episode. Yeah, but don't you don't you see too in his tone of voice?

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There's just a defeatedness. There's like a bar and he's throwing up old shit to real

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Oh, that's that's a little bit surprising because by now he should have had a new narrative and get this this next clip

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He brings up something super old and it's embarrassing but y2k

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Is he afraid of a new y2k? No, but I did find a clip where he talks about that

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He talks about how he was angry at Putin in

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2000 and maybe he was wrong to be mad at him. Oh boy. Yeah, we're gonna get to that next episode

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Okay. All right, but be the dismay in this clip get real excited because the intro music is hot

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And then Alex if it's Heidi, I swear to God I'm gonna kill it's not okay

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Yeah after the intro music Alex Jones talks and it gets substantially less hot

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It's a confidence game. I

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Don't have a degree in psychology or doctorate in her medical doctorate like dr.

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You don't even have an associate but just growing up. I noticed people

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Who were delusional maybe like five years old and be a little girl imagining. She was a princess

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Or you'd be a little kid imagining you were Superman, but after about age three, I remember saying to my friends

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I don't want to play Superman cuz I'm not really Superman

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You are the most boring people in life that just they get on these power trips and they just think they're invincible

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And they always make the biggest mistakes in business in life. You name it don't say that music

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I don't know what you call that but I look at the Democrats the Republican leadership you name it

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They're on these power trips the looks on their faces. I wouldn't buy a car from them

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I would if they were my neighbor, I'd be freaked out by it. They just look crazy

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I mean Hillary all the time looks insane

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Walking around like seething with her eyes bugged out like she just snorted a bunch of methamphetamine

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You're the beard cry you would know now on her face with a bunch of other weird sycophants running around behind her

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I don't know what you call this

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Disagree with diseases them and now we've got Nancy Pelosi

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We've got every time she speaks almost saying George W. Bush is still president and not knowing

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What legislation is they think that Trump's in bed with an attack on Korea with Putin?

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I mean these people have less knowledge than a

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Junior high student that's fascinating that is from six eight months ago

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Yeah

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It's from early on that show way old that is one time

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Nancy Pelosi had a slip of the tongue one time Maxine Waters had a slip of the tongue and said Korea when she met Crimea

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Nancy Pelosi accidentally said George W. Bush when she meant to say Trump. Well, that means she's a junior high student, right?

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It's a slip of the tongue that happened once and Alex's he keeps saying he's got fucking nothing

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He's saying that they keep saying it that it's just constantly happening. They're senile. They're crazy. Yeah, look at them

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They're out there saying George W. Bush is president. Yeah, he's creating the perception for his dumbass audience

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That you know, hey, they it's a it's a lingering thing as opposed to a slip of the tongue

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Yeah

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That's why it's people who are who just think they're invincible are the ones who commit the worst mistakes in business

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You know, a lot of those people will will file for bankruptcy right not once but maybe

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Four to eight times right somewhere in between there a lot of them on a steak company

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Oh, yeah, a lot of those people will you know, just say some flat-out slanderous shit and they'll get sued

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Mm-hmm, like it'd be terrible if they did that

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They accidentally become president and then say the transgender people can't be in the military and then their whole military is like nah

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Yeah, they get cucked out by their own military. Oh, man. So anyway, yeah

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I just love the idea generally speaking of Alex Jones talking about people being crazy cuz that's

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That's wild

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But then we're gonna bring in Spencer Pratt to kind of talk a little bit more about these people being crazy

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Spencer Pratt's gonna be on the show to talk about how all these Democrats really just want attention or willing to do anything to get

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It oh, yeah, and he's gonna be talking to my personal trainer as well. We're gonna get them all in here

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We're gonna get a Skype three-way and it'll just end up us talking about how it's okay to be abusive to women. I

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Muscling in anyway, the other thing that I wanted to point out there is his description of Hillary Clinton

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Eyes bulging out like she's done methamphetamine

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Yep, describing himself and he has done math multiple times in his life and he is surrounded by sycophants. Absolutely

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Buckley

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Anyway, this next clip Alex. Could you please stop sleeping with my wife?

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Which one?

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Which one anyway, this next, you know, which one I liked to the most number four. Yeah. Yeah, she was great. She was

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anyway

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The idea of the two of them

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reminiscing over

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Four is three back. Yeah

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So as we mentioned Alex Jones has a lot of stuff on his plate at the moment

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One of those things is that John Oliver on last week tonight this week put out a piece

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It was a 20-minute exploration of Alex Jones's supplements and he went pretty hard on him

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Did expose a lot of the stuff that we've talked about like how dr. Group is a chiropractor

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Yeah, the only difference is they actually contacted the schools and found out that he doesn't have an undergraduate degree

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Which was that was beyond what we knew. Yeah, we didn't know that one. That's great to know but you know Alex

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When I saw that

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Piece. Yes

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I knew what Alex was gonna do and it's not as bad as the

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Bonnie Vare thing because the Bonnie Vare stuff he can actively use as propaganda on his own show

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He can twist it and make it, you know, yeah propaganda with this

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I I saw the avenue of defense really easily like it's so clear what it is

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I think I even texted you that what he was gonna do and it's just what he's going to say that the globalists are trying

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To cut off my money supply. They've already attacked us by taking us off Google ads

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They keep trying to discredit me and they know that they can't take me down. I don't rely on advertising

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I just rely on you getting the pills you getting all of my supplements

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So this time they went after the supplements, right? And this is the great globalist attack that I've been telling you is gonna come

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Yeah, and that more or less is what he that is his narrative that is basically his response to it

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But again, he says that they're lying about all of his stuff which boy they they are not they're not but it's interesting

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They did exactly what we what we hope to do, which is take him in context

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Uh-huh, and that's and they kind of but but they did a great job

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They did but there's a greater context that they missed like John Oliver did mention the globalist a couple times

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But he didn't really like audiences probably glanced past that not realizing what he was talking about

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Yeah

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But be that as it may you might be surprised by exactly what really sticks in Alex's craw

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about the Oliver report, but it

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Man now. Oh, it's the shirtless pic. No, it's no god damn it

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The vanity of Alex would make you think that that's the case. It's not it's actually I don't think you could possibly guess

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To make it sound like we're dirty and bad. We're so kooky. He says we sell them

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They're all

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Of dead domesticated birds like we're killing parrots or something now

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Imagine if I said we sell the meat of dead domesticated birds

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Okay, that sounds gross. Oh that if we sold chicken fine

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But they make it sound bad and they even attacked that we sell coffee

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High quality southern Mexican high mountain nice

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volcanic nice pivot super like

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Turn it into an ad basically you're seeing what I was hoping you would see immediately. Yes. He's turning this

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He's turning it into an ad he's turning coverage of John Oliver stuff into an ad which is pretty smart on that

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It's really smart

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But the other thing is John Oliver didn't talk about the coffee stuff that was from the goop article the article talking about how his

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Products are the same as goop and they weren't and he did he did the same thing there where he's like we just sell

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Coffee like coffee is his defense. Yes. It's the Patriot blend or whatever that has the weird mushrooms and

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Your weird added chemicals in it and stuff like that. That's what people are making fun of

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Yeah, not coffee the fact that you have Vitality coffee and stuff like that

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See he's misleading even in his if you're a man who are misleading you if you're a fan of thrilling adventure hour

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You could call Alex the king of coffee indeed

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Or five dollars less than they sell it in Whole Foods. We get it from the exact same Chiapas farmers

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Chiapas I drank the coffee 20 years ago. I love it. I went made the connections

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We get it from the farmer co-ops for five dollars less than it is in stores. It's a good deal

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Weg of America coffee. They want to make fun of the fact that we sell things. So this is the other

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Defense that he has is that everybody just wants to make fun of the fact like I sell things

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Everybody sells things. Yeah, it's like that's not you're not you don't get it. Also. I want to say that Steve

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Pachannik is on hold this entire time

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Of course, he's already talked to Steve for about a couple minutes and then he goes on this long

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The clip that I have pulled is six minutes long and I don't have all of it

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So Steve Pachannik is on Skype just holding and not saying anything from that sucks

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Yeah, that's why you shouldn't do Skype interviews with Alex

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like at least if you're like if you're on the phone you can at least like do something else while he's talking but if

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You're on the Skype interview. You're just kind of standing there. Yeah, just like it's like I fucking wrote books with Tom Clancy

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He just has me on hold to scream but John Oliver for ten minutes. Anyway back to this. So here's a brief clip of him

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engaging in alchemy

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Making it sound weird that we sell a high quality bone broth formula. It is turmeric chaga mushroom

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a pollen and more superfoods here it is a

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Chocolate flavored drink mix made from bee pollen stevia and the dust of chicken skeletons

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According to info wars. It is one of the most popular new health trend in the world today

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And by the look on Jones's face, it tastes exactly as good as it sounds

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I don't a couple ice cubes. Okay, when it's creamy and thick so you can't tell because of the overlapping

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Audio here, but two things if you haven't seen the John Oliver piece

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he plays a clip of Alex sitting down with Buckley and he takes a drink of the

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The caveman and he grimaces he does not it's not he will later try and be like I was surprised how good it tastes

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Yeah, but it's not it's very obvious the second thing

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Alex has picture-in-a-picture going on infowars.com right now

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Yeah, so they're playing the John Oliver video and he's on the side

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So video of him fake laughing it you'll hear laughter over this

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Okay

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That's Alex and it's him doing insane fake laughter trying to show that like I don't care. Look how stupid they write

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it's it's

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Again, it's it's Heidi Spencer level acting. Yeah, it's terrible. It's better than shit all over spiking and it's got all the bone broth

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and so much more

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This is why the ancients they believe we're at such better bones. We're so much healthier

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You look it up this you could freeze this and this is we better than like Blue Bell chocolate ice cream

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There's the grimace

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I know for a fact that Alex Jones did not enjoy drinking that glass of caveman

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Because I have got a glass of caveman right here and I can confirm to you that it tastes

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It tastes exactly how you imagine a drink would taste okay, I'm gonna stop right there

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I'm going to do an analysis of this there tomorrow. It's a 20 minute piece. I can't wait the whole

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Show basically, and it's all lies. He says Jones spends close to 25% of his time plugging products

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If you count plugs on air and the ads that's the standard for broadcast radio and TV

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Okay

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25% of an hour is 15 and that's the industry average 30 years ago. It's more like 19 minutes now

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So we have less than the industry standard of radio and TV broadcast. So here is what Alex is doing

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he is a big fan of double counting things and so when

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John Oliver says on one of the shows we analyzed

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25% of the show was him talking about his pills or directly selling them. I just say pills as a placeholder or whatever

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Alex saying that 15 minutes of the show every hour is ads is not a motor

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In that's not honest. No, we know 15% or 15 minutes of the show is station ads

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No, well, yeah, and then another 15 minutes is his at well

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Yes, because we know from we have a copy of his contract his syndication contract

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Yeah, and 12 minutes, which is freely available in explicates on in fours comm it's there

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12 minutes of the 15 minutes that are

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Commercials that are on the show go to the station in question

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They can play their own ads then three minutes go to Alex

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So Alex the arrangement is supposed to be that is how he gets paid because there is no fee to syndicate the show

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Yeah

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now what he's not taking into account is that that is the 15 minutes the 12 minutes that the station gets is

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Their incentive to run your goddamn show right that has nothing to do like you just give that up the fact that you spend

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I would say probably

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25 is generous. That's what I was thinking the whole time in terms of a present

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Alex was lying about what John Oliver actually said I'm going to start keeping track

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I'm going to buy a stopwatch and I'm just going to keep track. Your has a stopwatch

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I can't do it while I'm watching the episodes though, because I'm always on my phone at work

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I'm watching the idea YouTube work. This is not something to admit publicly not a great life

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This is like you're attacking Hamdi Ulukaya. Well look so Alex Jones is double-dipping in the same way that Trump's budget

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Double-counts money in the same way that our most recent one triple counts it and Alex Jones double and triple counts audience

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Things and YouTube hits and all that stuff. Yeah, he's doing the exact same thing with advertising time

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And this is why people make fun of you for ads. So are they doing so many ads it's because it's unethical

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the the thing that is

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appropriate is

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Commercial time yeah show time

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commercial time

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Showtime commercial breaks it's unethical for you to sell

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Products manipulatively in into what we're seeing right now this he sold coffee in the middle of this what's supposed to be

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analysis media analysis or

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Defending myself against John Oliver right just throws in a completely superfluous plug for the coffee

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That's unethical. This is ten minutes of the show

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So if this is ten minutes of one of the hours, that's one sixth right there. This isn't the only plug

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He did nope, and that doesn't count the commercial time that in that hour would be 15 minutes

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That's 25 minutes of the hour already. That's covered by some sort of commercial does another commercial probably five minutes

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Let's say that's an entire half

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That's taken up by non content and even then a lot of his ads are

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Like a lot of his narratives right spin into the ads like the so like the financial collapse is coming

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And then the by go I go yeah

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There's so even his even his real show right is actually an advertisement

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For his ads in in many ways in the sense that a lot of his stuff is supposed to create fear

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Like a lot of his narratives are built on othering minorities and vulnerable populations

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Making you afraid that you're going to be killed by roving gangs of black people

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Making you afraid of financial collapse afraid of the communism

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That's creeping around every corner every leftist around every corner

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It is supposed to get you to buy food for your family. He calls it insurance. You can eat the

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the storeable food he sells all right, you know everything the selenium the the the

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Colloidal gun parts colloidal silver the I think he doesn't do that anymore. I'm not entirely sure

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But he does sell bulletproof vests all right well there

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We go again

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But like all those other things all the pills are supposed to give you back your humanity that the globalists have taken from you

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Every single narrative is basically feeding into the pitch yeah, so

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25 is

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Absolutely not true

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50 is even spiritually not true

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So Alex you don't understand what people are critiquing you for at this time

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I I actually genuinely think he doesn't understand. It's possible, but you'd never be able to tell no

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It's impossible for us to discern the line between

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Willful lying right and I don't get it right because he's too much of an ego to say he doesn't get it

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He he wouldn't know that cuz he's on HBO

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Which is owned by Time Warner that made 28 million dollars last year ripping folks off on cable

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So hated one of the most hated companies in the world that they've changed their name twice

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It's not cable. It's HBO everyone hates cable

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every cable company charter

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And our our VN. Whatever. What's the one here RCN? Is that it? Oh, I have Comcast man

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See Comcast there. They're the most hated company in the world. Yeah, every cable company everyone hates them Alex, right?

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This is not special and now is a good time to get into

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Monopolies I think you and I are going to solve this problem right now whenever you have a single

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Source for any kind of product in any situation a lot of the times. It's a good idea

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Bad that we sell a bone broth formula. They show pop

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I mean, it's literally hard to quantify but we're talking about the amount of nutrients that you get in

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50 bowls of chicken soup preserving. I mean it's something ridiculous

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Quantify it

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It's amazing or bio, but like okay, he's saying I don't know if you know

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If you get more vitamins than you need generally, it doesn't do anything bad to you. Just pee them out. Whatever

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It's not really that negative of a thing, but he's saying you can't quantify it. It's like 50 bowls of chicken soup

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Hey, guess what? You can't quantify it. It's numbers and you just did

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You just did a ballpark or whatever, but it would be very easy to figure out

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Oh, here's the nutrition information on chunky soup. Yeah, here's the nutrition information on

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Caveman you could easily tell so yeah, what you should be doing is if like you can't quantify it

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It's like it's like a stardust amount of chickens, right?

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Yeah, you try you have to bring in non specific language if you play that show course, so he goes on

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It's like the tears of children amount of chicken soup that you need

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We still haven't gotten to the thing that really makes him mad, which is really funny to oh, we still haven't got no

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He's mad about all of this, but there's one particular thing

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It's that grimace. Yeah. Oh, he doesn't like that. He didn't like it. Yeah. Oh

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He really has to defend himself against these allegations that he thinks his own product. Yeah. Yeah, it gets so wild

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If you Q he makes fun of the fact that we're talking about the fact that that's known for nerve growth factor

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You can even make claims with that this recognizes a drug all over the world not America. It's a food we can sell it

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They're trying to make it a drug right now

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No one debates bio PQQ and that we have the organic source that the Japanese mishibishi makes

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And it's very what it's expensive

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We have to go through a medical doctor to get it from not doctor group

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But I always think he's saying mitsubishi and it's like some it's bio PQQ is only found in cars

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Yeah, he said mitsubishi is mishibishi or something like this you be I think it's something like I haven't looked into it

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But it cannot be mitsubishi can

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Look man, it can't be I do not know

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I can't be a secondary car dealer a lot of corporations get it get put their hands into different stuff

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Yeah, it's a lot like how we have four major networks or seven and they control all of our media

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Really?

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And how they take

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Something and turn it bad now the reason I didn't know Buckley had put milk in it cuz I've been drinking it for weeks when

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It came in and it tastes okay in water. Okay. I mean it's very strong. It tastes. Okay

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It doesn't work with vanilla flavor. It works with chocolate strawberry flavor. He added milk, but the blender and I was like

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Why is this super good now it went from? Okay. I said that the full piece

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What's going on? This is lighter color. He said no. No, I drink it with milk

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I asked him to go make me some they do it on here

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So the reason I'm going why is that so good now is because he tasted okay before and with milk taste amazing

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you add ice into it it tastes like a

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frosty from

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Wendy's or something the point is

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You know what? I'm gonna do the

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John Oliver challenge, I'm gonna announce it later. I've figured out what it is yet, but I'm

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Discount for folks to get it and you can return it

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You don't think it tastes great with milk

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I'm gonna do the John Oliver challenge. I don't know what that is

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But probably what it's gonna be is a sale which we already are doing of course if you want to return it you can

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That's not the John Oliver challenge. That's decent business practices

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Who is the girl who who is the or the woman on the show who?

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Did Millie Weaver? That's a rainbow snatch. Yeah, rainbow snatch. He said she loved it. She swore by it

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I believe that was Owen Schroyer who was bullying her into talking about how much she loved it

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Ah, and she did say she loved it tastes like chocolate. Yeah, I love chocolate

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Yeah, I don't know. I don't think she's gone. Oh, you think she's gone. I haven't seen her in forever

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Oh boy. Yeah, Leanne McAdoo still occasionally making these video appearances

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Excellent over Skype, so she's sort of out of pocket

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Yeah, Millie Weaver is totally gone as far as I can tell Ashley Beckford is totally gone

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I don't know where any of these people are there. They're in the wind. Listen Millie

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We loved rainbow snatch loved it loved it. It was revolutionary comedy. Alex has never fake laughed so much

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Oh, yeah, that makes us feel good. Mm-hmm

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Uh, you know, no, no

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Anyway, there's a little more here Oh

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I've now done it with protein powder and milk even better

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My kids love it and believe it. They wouldn't be drinking. They didn't like it. They're so healthy drinking it. It's just crazy

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That they think you're so stupid. So free shipping ends tomorrow

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You're got full on in full war store calm a bunch of big discounts loyal silver

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66% off one more thing he did is he said that I claimed the competition will kill you and colloidal silver

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I said in the full clip don't go

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To

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Someplace like a drugstore and get topical iodine and drink it because it's not the same type of iodine

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It will eat a hole in your stomach and can kill you. That's a fact. I'm saying it's not that I'm saying that's competition

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It's not for ingestion and people have emailed us and said can I just buy the stuff?

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You know at the store that's topical and I'm like no talk to your physician. It says on the bottle don't drink it. It's poison

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Ours is a totally different type of iodine. But again, that's how they manipulate your mind

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I'm gonna poison me give them the floor for the rest of the hour. I'm Steve pochenik Steve pochenik comm

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It's just this is a war trying to cut off our funding. So there you go. There it is. There it was

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That's that's the narrative cut off our funding

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But also there's true comedy and just being reminded that Steve pochenik is a respected man

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Around town and he's had to sit there through all this

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Also, you've got the dumbest fucking audience in the world. If they are like Alex should I drink iodine?

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If you have trained an audience that is that dumb, I think they should all drink iodine

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I think they should run that risk. Whoa, Dan you're stepping into my territory there

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Well, I mean if that is what they're inclined to do based on hearing Alex

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I don't know if we have a responsibility to stop them

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But be that as it may Alex is also misrepresenting things. I have heard on a couple episodes

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I didn't have time because I have a fucking day job

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But I have heard a couple times him saying that other iodine's not like the liquid topical

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Iodines will kill you right. So him saying that is pretty dishonest

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Yeah, I'll find the clips from the archive and post them somewhere but imagine those exist. Yeah

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Like every time yeah

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so Steve pochenik has been on hold this whole time and

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God, love you Steve. He I

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I think he knows that Alex is in a weird mood

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And so he spends most of the time that he's on talking about well

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He talks a bit about how Hillary's crazy and that Trump is great, you know, there's that standard stuff

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Yeah, but I what I took away from it more was that he was giving Alex a pep talk

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He was giving him a little bit of a don't be down on yourself, buddy

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You're still our Messiah come on, man. The media is attacking you and only you you're the only one who could stop the globalists

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Yeah, I think he knows that he needs to Alex is back from vacation

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He needs to get his head back in the game

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Yeah, and the only way to do that is to kiss his ass a little bit, right?

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So here it takes her higher here, man

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Here is Steve pochenik talking about how much of a rapier wit Alex Jones has Oh God

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No, I know you very well. I would suggest you either

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Invite Oliver on your show and have a discussion or you know, go at it because you have a far better ball

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I will invite him and his writers on cuz we all know Oliver is a composite

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No, I understand but I want just you and Oliver because the wit that you have is far sharper than anybody realizes

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Let me let me tell you something about yourself that you don't appreciate

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whatever you are or you're not you are an incredible wit that can absorb things at a very high speed and

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You've got to use that as a weapon to basically say, okay, they've been knocking me down

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But you know what? I'm still up. So you got an Anderson Cooper go and talk to him

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I mean Anderson can match your own way. We've invited them all

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I mean they're all scared to come on. Well then fine then go on their show and so you went with Megyn Kelly

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What did it do it increased your ratings? Yeah, and you looked like a sweaty biatch on it. You looked you looked like a disaster

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Yeah, nobody looked good and we're still waiting for you to release those unedited videos Alex

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So please at any at any point now release those things that prove that she manipulatively edited you

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He released one little thing a couple weeks back and it really didn't show it just showed that they edit

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Yes, it's TV show TV show. Yeah, they had it cuz they're professionals and they want to create a slick product

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That's not just yelling about how it tasted better than I thought not worse even Alex edits

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That's why we don't get the good karaoke every time. No, that's not Alex. That's whoever's reposting, right?

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But he has to know that yeah. Yeah

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Yeah, no, are you saying that the people who repost it are cutting out?

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Karaoke. Yeah on their own. Yeah, I think they are because I think that they realize it's embarrassing. Oh, man

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It's crazy. We got a new conspiracy theory now

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Well, I think these people who are reposting it are info warriors

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And they invest their interest globalist trying to keep us away from the real truth

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So you think that the globalists are behind Alex Jones and want to cover up his singing?

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No, I think they know that Alex's real power comes from his magnificent voice

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Oh, yeah, and also I'd like to apologize and thank our buddy Mike

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Michael who pointed out as we failed to point out on our last episode

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Whenever Alex did do that karaoke and he's like that's Randy. That's Randy Rhoads. Oh, yeah

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Randy Rhoads was dead when that song was not Randy Rhoads. I

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Love that that's so great. That's such a nice little detail of all the lies. Yeah

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That's the one we're most angry about. Yeah, if I would could just get an apology from Alex about that

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We can end the show

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We're good. We did what we set out to do. Yeah, so we have one more clip

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Also, Alex does not have a strong wit. He would be destroyed in any sort of conversation with Alex

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Alex couldn't even convince people. He didn't agree with David Duke on every absolutely

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Yeah, that's a testament to Alex has no wit

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He is completely unable to hold a conversation and John Oliver Stephen Colbert

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they do have a writing staff because they put on a professional show every day and

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They do it at much higher caliber than Alex Jones. Now the reason that Alex thinks but they are both

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accomplished

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Comedians and improvisers and they are quick. Yeah. Yeah

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No, if it's it's the same thing with people who are like, oh, I bet I'm the best heckler

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There's ever been and I'm gonna shut this comedian down. It's like dude. I I do this

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Just just leave it alone

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Like if if Alex tried to talk to John Oliver, it would be John Oliver says one sentence

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Hmm, it breaks Alex Jones's heart and then he shouts for the next 20 minutes

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Yeah, I mean haven't like hasn't he ever seen these people like Colbert or John Stewart on?

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Conservative talk shows. Yeah, they don't have writers there. No, and it's devastating

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Yeah, John Stewart destroyed Tucker Carlson's career for like three years more than that. Yeah

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Yeah, you had to go hide in a bowtie. Yeah, I had to retire the bowtie because it was so damn, right?

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Be that as it may we have one more clip and it's just sort of indicative

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Like I said, this is a really boring show

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Like I wanted it to be an hour of him responding to John Oliver. Oh, and maybe that's what the next day will be

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Yeah, we don't know that because it's only Tuesday when we're recording

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But we don't live in the future and if it is we're gonna have to convene an emergency session

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Oh and go all over his Oliver shit. I've been I mean, it'll just be a repetition of this

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Basically, you should probably hire a writer to help maybe a team

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Yeah, but like I said, it's super boring and it's because of these things that we're seeing it's all very repetitive. It's old stuff

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He's not he's going with these things that he thinks are good bits like the Nancy Pelosi thinks that George Bush is president

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Yeah, like Linda Sarsour

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Like Hillary's bang in Huma Abedin all this like you need a new act, bro

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This is like a comic who's on year four of doing the same ten minutes. Yeah, and

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Or I would say it's even more like if I'm if I'm at 15 and I want to do

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Something new and then I just it just slips out of my mind. Mm-hmm without thinking I'll just go into something old

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That's just to get just to get myself to that next bit while like I'll be talking and in the back of my head

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I'm thinking wait, what was the bit that I want to do? Like I'm not paying attention to what I'm saying

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I would argue that it's possible that the new bit he wanted to do was this new Seth Rich narrative

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And didn't have like the juice to write actually do it. It's possible that that's the case

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That was his new bit and they just went with the old classics

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but he has his Jerome Corsi on towards the end of the show and they just

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Do another old bit mispronounce meme. Yeah, and now you see Trump come out last week and

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Said if you don't repeal it

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I can just cut the funding out of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

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But Obama using executive power allowed to be looted and he also hinted that he's not gonna

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Let Congress continue to have the best health care in the world and have a taxpayer paid for that

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He'll try to get legislation sponsor to take that away. That's how you win friend. Don't you think that'd be popular?

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I say get rid of gives up his paycheck. So they're calling him a loser because in six months he didn't get it repealed

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He's a total winner for fighting hard to repeal it and getting a good bill that Rand Paul called a good bill

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It has Rand Paul and Ron Paul endorsing it. That's a big deal. No, it's not but also yeah, but did he win though?

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Didn't he's a loser didn't he's a loser

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But also there there's the nice propaganda in there of that, you know Trump gives up his paycheck

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Which again is small potatoes compared to what he's skimming right, but or compared to what he's stealing

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Yeah, and what just his personal enrichment from being president ran?

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Like didn't Scaramucci say that he was gonna give up his salary too. Probably. Yeah, I think he did

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You know, he wasn't technically hired yet. Yeah, he was

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He wasn't supposed to start for another few days. Yeah, that's bad. That's hilarious. It's pretty bad. That is like

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This is this is right back to the thick of it where it's like look if you get fired next year

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It's because you fucked up right if you get fired next week, it's cuz I fucked up. That's what it looks like

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There's some of that and Trump fucked up

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Yeah

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but I mean

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these guys like Roger Stone comes on the show and his argument is that Scaramucci was a

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Political suicide bomber and he flamed out on purpose in order to take out Spicer and Priebus who were two globalist

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Strongholds so he goes in there. He actually believed that as much as anything else. I don't I think he's just a loudmouth

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Asshole who didn't realize he was on the record until it was too late. No, he's apparently he said he knew he was on the record

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well, no they people say that because he said he requested to go off the record later and that indicates that he would have known he

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Was on the record earlier, but it's totally possible that he just realized that halfway into the conversation, right?

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All right, so I don't think that that's proof that he knew he was on the record. It's just fun. That's true

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Yeah, but I mean like he had that brief moment of like what did I say?

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You can't work in the White House and say that Steve Bannon wants to suck his own dick

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You just can't do it, but see that means to me. That means he's the perfect person to work in that White House

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Absolutely

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That's one that's hilarious

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Two I like it when Pete I like whenever that veneer of political speak is just gone

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And he's just like oh hang out with Cernovich

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But fuck you if you want to be like if you want to say what you want to say about Bannon you

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You can say it like more

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Poetically but nothing quite gets to the point like Bannon wants to suck his own dick, right? Say it with your friends

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Don't say it in the paper because here's why even if we don't like these people like Steve Bannon

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Scaramucci and don't really give a fuck if they get fired or

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Drown at the same time on fire hit by a truck or a lorry in England

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But like even if you have their own dick sucks

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Yeah, even if you don't care. It's still really degrading to our government

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That's really degrading to the idea of decency and working order for these people to behave this way

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Publicly, but haven't you seen those videos where the Japanese Parliament got into real fistfights? That's not us though. That's pretty fun

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Sure, I would rather live in a world where Paul Ryan got punched in the face. Are you shitting me?

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I wouldn't mind that. Paul Ryan loses any fight Paul Ryan has ever been in. If there was like a

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Possibility for armed or like physical conflict in the in the House and Senate. That would be interesting. Yeah

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Oh, I want Kamala Harris right next to me

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She's who I want in a foxhole if I'm fighting Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell. The problem is if physical contact were

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possible within the House the Republicans would pull for open carry

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If that's true, then it would just turn into duals. Yeah, there we go. Oh, yeah, we found it. Not too bad

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Yeah, I mean, oh the other thing with that clip is he's just going back to the Fannie Freddie narrative

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Yeah, there we've already gone over. That's total bullshit. He's it's just it's boring. He can't he can I mean

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Do you think he just misspoke there because Trump can withhold subsidies? Yeah for Obamacare

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So do you think he just doesn't know that those are different things?

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I don't think he understands the concept of money being fungible in the government, you know that you can just move it around

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Yeah money that comes in is money that goes out right money. You can just put it wherever

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I think that he might but I'm if he does know that then he's just trying to score points and pretend that his

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Jerome Corsi's reporting was correct, but right

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It's okay. So that's okay. Now I get that it's probably just exploitation of what Trump could do, right?

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I don't think that Trump has come out and made any claims about Fannie and Freddie. No, that would be wild now

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If Trump knows about Fannie and Freddie, I would be shocked

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Yeah, that would be why but like I think he must if he listens to Alex. He's probably heard him talk about it

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I don't know. Look I well the crazy thing is once you become president

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They take you into the back room show you the secret book that teaches you how to suck your own dick, right?

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Yeah, they teach you how to fan your own Freddie

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And Fred your own Fannie

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Fine you get two points for that. It's two to negative one on that. No, I'm sorry. Let's get out of this boring episode

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We've been covering this has been fun. But like I just the source material didn't do it for me today. This is not great

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I would have rather I think probably spent all the time talking about Heidi and Spencer

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Quite frankly because it was I would rather die. It was a blast rather you die

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blast from my

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Terrible early 20s man me and Nikki gifts would sit around and just watch fucking Laguna Beach

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And argue about whether or not these kids had bright futures

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All right now pull there's a loser talent now Talon he's got it

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Oh

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Talons like number six probably

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Yeah, we don't even have a maid. No, I know I have no idea. How much does a button cost?

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I don't know. Look these are not before we are not business eight dollars seventeen dollars seventeen dollars

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Yeah, we're we're taking a bath. Oh, you know, it's crazy. Shipping is free right now. It's totally it's our Easter sale, right?

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So, you know, I have no idea what it is. People are always mad that we're trying to sell buttons. Yeah

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Everyone needs buttons. I have no idea. What are you Amish get a button?

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They don't like buttons. I wish people don't like buttons a sign of pride

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