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Hello Alex, I'm a first-time caller, I'm a huge fan
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I love your work
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Hey everybody, welcome back to knowledgefight, I'm Dan
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I'm Jordan
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We're a couple dudes, like to sit around, drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones
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Oh indeed we are Dan
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Jordan
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Dan
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Jordan
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Quick question for you
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What's up
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What's your bright spot today
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My bright spot today, I don't know, this is maybe a little bit of an unconventional bright spot
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Cause I don't know if it's bright, but it's been giving me a little bit of mirth
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Okay
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Um, I noticed that I have, I constantly have this thought
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Mhm
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But it almost sounds defensive in my head
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Or almost apologetic
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It's like, I love my cat
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You know, it's almost like I'm making excuses within my own head
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Sure, sure, sure
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For being like, eh, she needs a good cat
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No, no, no, you're very open emotionally
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Look, I love my cat
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I'm sorry everybody, I love my cat
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I apologize for sharing my, I'm burdening you with my emotions of love towards my cat
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No one has expressed any negative feelings
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Ever
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But I think it's because she does break a lot of stuff around here
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And she makes a lot of messes, she's torn up my couch
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Yeah
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And so, you know, they're just like, eh, what are you gonna do, I love this cat
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Eh, yeah, Jake is a, Jake my dog is an absolute nightmare of a lunatic
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So I feel, I understand your feelings there
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Yeah, there's a little bit about pet having that requires you to make some apologies every now and again
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Even if it's only in your own head
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Mine is out loud to a lot of people who are on my street sometimes
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Wow, sure
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Sorry about that
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Little yippy barker
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Sorry guys, my bad
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What about you, what's your bright spot?
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My bright spot day today, Dan, I have a rare double bright spot
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Double
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Double bright spot
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First, Dan, I don't know if you remember this, but a while back
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We wished somebody a happy birthday from an Alexis
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I believe that was our last episode
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I believe that was our last episode, yes
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Now, what apparently happened is people have not been taking our advice
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Which is, if you are somehow accidentally the person who gave a birthday wish
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Let it ride, tell them it was you
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We won't snitch
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We won't snitch
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Well, but the problem in this case, I believe, is that the name was wrong
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Yes, yeah
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So it would have been difficult to pull this subterfuge off
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It would have been tough
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I think you could have done it with some quick little audio adjustments to the, yeah, you could pull it
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Oh, sure
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You could pull it off, yeah, yeah
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You could take, I mean, think about how many names I've said over the course of this show
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Exactly
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You could splice in any
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Absolutely, absolutely
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They, the fact that we have to do this is almost an admission of laziness on their part
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I just like that we're becoming Delilah
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Yeah
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Yay
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We're gonna start doing song requests
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Yeah, I hope so, I hope so
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Hey, where are you coasting tonight, Dan? Where are you coasting?
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Anyways, happy birthday
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Trying to get you through that long drive
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Absolutely
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Here's quarter flash
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Harden my heart
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That's not a good love song
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And now here are the Buckinghams
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So yeah, happy birthday to Jared
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Yeah
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From Alexis
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Happy birthday, Jared
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And if you happen to be a Jared
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Just, if your partner's a Jared, absolutely screw up the name
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Why not?
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And then of course I have to witness, or witness, I witness!
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By observing this thing, I make it real
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Witness me!
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No, there's two people who are watching my Twitch stream
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Oh, cool
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And it turns out they are having their 18 year anniversary today
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Wow
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Yeah, I would have appreciated more of an O. Henry kind of
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They both discovered our show and they waited until their anniversary to reveal it to each other
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And now their 18th anniversary, their marriage can get an apartment
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Absolutely
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Yeah, hopefully
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Anyways, so they have real names, but I refuse to believe it
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If you're on Twitch, you are squeakins85 and magnanimousmoose
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And you guys are wonderful and a merry anniversary to you
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Happy anniversary
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Happy anniversary
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Jordan, today
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We can't be doing too many more of these requests
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I'm so torn, I really like it on the one hand
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But yeah, I mean, at a certain point do we give everybody
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I don't want to be the one who says, you know what, you're the last one, sorry
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That's where I'm at too
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I don't want to be that line
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The line is the scariest part
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I want to break up with birthday requests like a bad relationship we just text every other day
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I know our habits and our patterns, we will just be like, yeah, this will resolve itself
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Yeah, this will take care of itself
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And then
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Four years later
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Ten birthday shout-outs per show
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Yeah
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So Jordan, today we have an interesting episode to go over
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We're going to be talking about a little bit of action from February 7th 2021 Blackjack
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Ah, damn it!
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You are so good
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Yep
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That is really fast
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That is Super Bowl Sunday
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I was still turning and looking up there having a thought before you had finished a Blackjack
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Yeah
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Yeah
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This episode may have ended very recently before we started recording
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And I gotta be honest
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What's up?
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Not a lot of content
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Ah, not surprising
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Not a lot of stuff going on
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And I think that one of the things that's, uh, is that like
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Well, we've got these, you know, January 6th narratives we're trying to juggle
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Sure
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Trying to figure that out
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And Alex is really confused now that he likes the Boogaloo Boys
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And like, well, I can't really pin this on them
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Don't really know exactly what to do
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Shit
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Yeah
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And I think he's biding his time a little bit because tomorrow, as we're recording this on Sunday
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Monday is the trial in the Senate
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Ah, yes
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The impeachment trial begins
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Yes, yes, yes
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And so I think Alex is really getting excited for that
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And, uh, so we're gonna do an episode on Wednesday and Friday this week
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Yeah
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But this episode is still going to be about that Sunday show
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Okay
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But I have to tell you this
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What's this?
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Jordan, I found a new genre
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A new genre?
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A new genre
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A new genre?
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Yes
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Okay
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Perhaps my new favorite thing
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Alright, refresh the genres so far
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Uh-huh
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Wait
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Classical
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Yes, okay
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Country
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Alright
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R&B
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Naturally
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This new genre is Alex's weird Infowars.com commercial reads
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Okay, alright
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Because I generally listen to the show on, uh, the GCN feeds or whatever, you know, like
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So I will just hear the commercials for, like, Ted Anderson's sponsors
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Sure, sure, sure
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I haven't listened to the show, like, on Alex's own feeds for a long time
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I went back and it's all I want to talk about
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Okay
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These commercials are fucked up
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Okay, alright
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They are nonsense
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Let's do it
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Let's do it
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So we're gonna talk about, uh, some of the commercials that played during this, uh, this show
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I love it
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Before we get down to business on that, Jordan, let's say thank you to a couple folks who
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signed up and are supporting the show
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Oh, that's a great idea
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So first, Dilly Danny, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk
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I'm a policy wonk
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Thanks, Dilly Danny
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Thank you
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Next, Satan's a Little Monkey, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk
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I'm a policy wonk
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Thank you, Satan's a Little Monkey
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Thank you
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Next, Lieutenant Colonel Zod, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk
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I'm a policy wonk
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Kneel before Lieutenant Colonel Zod
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Lieutenant Colonel Zod, uh, called me about some info, some intel
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Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Uh, next, Commie Chimera, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk
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I'm a policy wonk
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Thank you, Commie Chimera
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I'm not sure I like this one, but
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The thing people hate the most, commies and chimeras
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I'm not sure I'm into this next, uh, name, but
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Uh oh
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It is what it is
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Okay
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Thank you so much, Poop Feast 420, you are now a policy wonk
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I'm a policy wonk
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Next, help, I can't stop adopting cats, you are now a policy wonk
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I'm a policy wonk
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Thank you so much
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Thank you very much
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And finally, I'd like to say thank you to somebody who donated on Elevated Loan, we appreciate that very much
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So, Brian W., thank you so much, you are now a technocrat
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I'm a policy wonk
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Crikey, mate, that's fantastic, have yourself a brew
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How's your 401k doing, bro?
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Alright, we gotta go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, alright?
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Let's just get down to business
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We ain't making that money off that heroin
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Why you pimps so good?
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My neck is freakishly large
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I declare info war on you
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Thank you so much, Brian
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Yes, thank you very much, Brian
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I want to say that this episode happened before a lot of stuff during the Super Bowl would have happened
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So if anything was particularly Masonic or devilish, Alex didn't have any comments on that during the show
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So we're going to have to wait to find out about that stuff
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We'll handle what Super Bowl commercials there are people are going to talk about
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It's almost kind of fitting that we're talking about Alex's commercials on the day of the Super Bowl
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The thing that is known for its commercials
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Yeah, I wouldn't say that's almost fitting, I'd say that's exactly fitting
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You're just saying it's accidental
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Yeah, we backed into something that's actually very fitting
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Yeah, it's apropos, 100%
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Here's another context drop
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People think this is weird, this is normal
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He says in a totally normal fashion
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Yeah, that's one of my favorite things
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People are like, I'm not weird, I'm not bad
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People say this is weird, look at me, I'm touching my nose with tweezers, that's normal
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It's normal
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Sure, it's with my cheeks
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So here is just the first taste of one of these commercials that's just
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Let me set the scene for you
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Alex is sitting there with a bookshelf behind him
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He's sitting with a bookshelf behind him
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Why?
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To the other side there's a map but you can't see much of it
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So he's sitting there and he's looking at the camera
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So if I have just been injured, my ears have perked up at this visual
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Because this is clearly a law commercial, right?
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There are visual similarities, yes
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Except that law office commercials have very uniform books on the shelf
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Alex is lacking that
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And then here we go
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Look, I've been harping on Q for the last few years
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Not because the giant huge Q movement was competition
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My goodness, I could have embraced Q and just my show would have been bigger than ever
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I gotta pause already
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This is a commercial, right?
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Yes
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And I also gotta say you tried to do the Q thing, it failed
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Yes, exactly
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You tried to co-opt it
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You tried to steal it
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You said that
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It's literally, but we're verbatim
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Yeah
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But I can't lie to you
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Not consciously, I make mistakes sometimes
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And I knew Q was control, I knew it was putting out false info
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It was covering real issues but giving fake dates
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Telling you we were invincible
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And now we're here in 2021
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And I just see so many people now that are still believing in some magic trick
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And that Trump's still president
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He's gonna save us
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And that's just not the case
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We're gonna have to save ourselves with God's help
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There's an old Bedouin saying that trust in God but tie up your camel
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Hunter S. Thompson said pray to God but we're away from the rocks
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And that's what Info Wars is about
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Is admitting the truth
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There's a lot of positive things
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The world's awakened to the new world order
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Q is an attempt to hijack our movement and it's failed now
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So now we know the truth and now we're getting ready to take action
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Every product you hear me on air advertising
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We have in stock in our warehouse
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Every product
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So if you order it, we've got it shipped out in a couple days
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Sometimes the same day
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Let's just get confused when they hear me talk about the fact that
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The supply chain's breaking down and it's future orders
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It's product we're trying to reorder to get back in
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That we're having trouble with
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I think you might now start to understand why
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I'm completely fascinated by this being his commercials
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What just happened?
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See Jordan, what's amazing is that he doesn't understand
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How to keep content and commercial separate
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To the extent that during commercial breaks
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That's what blew me away
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Because I was always like, you know why he does this
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Because he can't do it in his own commercials
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He's selling other stuff so in his show
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He's gonna sell you stuff
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But now I realize, this is just how he talks
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When he's talking to his kids, he's like
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Listen, you need to go to school, you need to get good grades
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And the best way to do that is with my suite of products that I have right here
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Your grandfather has made some toothpaste
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Yeah, exactly!
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He can't not!
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I think it's a mixture of that and I think it's just habitual
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I think he's gotten so used to that being how ads work for him
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That when he sits down to cut a commercial
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He doesn't just say like, okay this is a commercial spot
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I need to talk about the product
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This is a commercial to try and get you to buy X
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Alrighty
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I'm gonna complain about Q, I'm gonna give you a Bedouin thing
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Alex, we just want to cut one clean one
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Look, you can do that whole thing
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We just want to cut one clean one as an alternative
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Just in case we need to
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I would say
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We're gonna stay here for a little while to do that
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Chop the first minute off that
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Just go ahead and
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At least
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Let me ask you a question
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How does the, you had an argument with Q
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Relate to the selling of the product?
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Hey, it's what was on his mind
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I honestly just think he was fucked up
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And they sat him down and he recorded rambling for about
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Half an hour
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I want him to afford a Super Bowl commercial
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I think he just sat there in front of the bookshelf
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For like half an hour
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And they're like, let's see what we can use
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I don't fucking know
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Exactly!
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No, they did it, they do it like a fucking Christopher Guest movie
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They're like, hey listen, we're just gonna roll tape and you just go
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So now one of the things that's interesting about that
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Is like, okay, so that was weird
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That was a minute of nonsense before an ad pivot
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Yeah
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In a fucking commercial
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You don't need to apologize to anybody in a commercial
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Nope
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You don't need to point out that you never lie
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And then equivocate on it
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One of the things that I thought was even more bizarre though
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Is that some of these commercials aren't commercials
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There's no plug in them
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Get out
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There's no product
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There's no plug in the commercials
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But I can't watch the show without hearing a plug every five minutes
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Listen to this
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Imagine a world without free speech
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Imagine being buried alive
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Scratching at the coffin lid
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And no one hears you
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You know, that's where the term dead ringer comes from
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Going back to ancient England and France
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Maybe five percent of people on average
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Some of the numbers show even higher
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First of all, what numbers show even higher
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Second of all, that is not where the term dead ringer comes from
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That is not where the term dead ringer comes from
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Would look like they were dead
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Sound like they were dead
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And the primitive daughters of the time couldn't find a heartbeat
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So they'd sit there and have a string down
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Tied to the finger of the person six feet under
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So in case they woke up they wouldn't be buried alive
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So what I'm getting at here is this
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America is still awake
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America still is alive
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But we're going to have to realize that we're under attack
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And that we've been basically buried alive
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If we have any chance to metaphysically with God's help break out of it
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We've got to call out to God
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To give us discernment and providence to get out of this
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And admit the globalists are trying to bury us alive with the lockdowns
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If we're ever going to turn this around
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There is no product in there
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No, the product is God
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He's selling God to you
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He's given you a good old sales pitch for God
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That's why we've got to turn to God
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It's so bizarre
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That's the weirdest thing
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It's unbelievably bizarre
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That's weird
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I mean, it's not that bizarre that he has this weird fake etymology
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This is normal!
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He has this fake etymology of dead ringer
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No, that makes perfect sense
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My dad told me that that's where the term dead ringer comes from
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And now I'm going to repeat it to you on it
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I mean, that's the level of shit that goes on in Infowars
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It's just like, I saw this in a meme once
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So someone decided that that was a clip
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To air when he's taking an advert
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They scored it! They put music under it
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Right, right, right, right
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But that wasn't a joke
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No
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Somebody was like, we gotta put that on there
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Because it's important to have an interstitial
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Can I be honest too?
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Like, if you watch the video of it
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They have found b-roll of someone scratching at a coffin
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Love it
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Yes, please
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They've even thrown it
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They couldn't afford Kill Bill at all
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No, no, no, absolutely not
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So yeah, they've thrown in b-roll stuff
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This is amazing
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This is so dumb
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How long are the commercial spots?
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I mean, it depends
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Do they run like four commercials in a row?
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It depends
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Okay
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Most of the time
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On how long the commercials are?
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So the first break of the hour is from about the five minute to six minute mark
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Okay
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And so that one's usually just like one
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Sure
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And then the other commercial breaks, they kind of vary
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But they're like maybe three minutes
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And it's all just him talking
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Wow
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But sometimes it's multiple of the commercials
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Like, one of them is done and then another will start
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It's surreal
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I'm just blown away by that
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Yeah
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That's just really wild
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It's indicative of a lack of anyone wanting to give you money to advertise
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No
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That's for sure
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Yeah, no
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You don't even want to give you money for advertising
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Because you can't afford to pay someone for a good ad
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And you don't even want to advertise your own shit
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Yeah
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You just talk about dead ringers and nuts
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I would like more random, not true facts in my commercials
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Well, Alex is your guy then
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I would like, I'm sick of this Geico gecko nonsense
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I want the Geico gecko to tell me that geckos did not evolve
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And they were actually from a different planet
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And then be like, by the way, we sell great insurance
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Sure
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That's what I want
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So the first hour about of this show, a lot of it is about Alex's disgusting child abuse
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stuff
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And so we're not going to listen to any of that
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Sure
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And we will instead get to some of the content in the second hour
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Where first of all, got to say, Ali Alexander breaks his silence
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Oh
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Did not realize he was silent
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I didn't know that, I didn't know that
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Didn't care
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Good for him, I guess
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Or bad for him
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And then they decide that they have a new patsy for the January 6th storm in the capital
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Sure
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And we'll get to that in a little bit
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And the rest of the 12th iteration of who is responsible for January 6th
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Yeah, and then the rest of the time is kind of, a lot of tread and water
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By the way, I want to say this, cantcensortruth.com
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cantcensortruth.com
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Is there an apostrophe?
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URL up there, I've seen some of the fancy, bold stuff we've got
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Because I was spending a lot of time this weekend doing research on Band.video
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Watching some of the other shows, watching interviews, watching censored videos that are posted there
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The MyPillowGuys two hour report is pretty good
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Pretty good
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It is on there, isn't it?
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Yeah
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So, first order of business, I take great umbrage with someone saying I did research on Band.video
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Yeah, that's infuriating
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Especially when it's Alex who owns it
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Yeah
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Gross, that's not research, you are killing time watching your employees
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Yeah
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Merriam-Webster can do research into his own book, but beyond that, nobody else
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So, Alex did post Mike Lindell from MyPillow, his documentary, Absolute Proof
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Yes
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Which is hilarious, because it's supposed to be absolute proof of the election being stolen
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Right
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And Alex says it's pretty good
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It's pretty good
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The review shouldn't be pretty good
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No, no, no, absolute proof, pretty good
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Um
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It won the Palm, um
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Palm de Plumbum
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So, the thing is, I got inundated with messages from people asking me to cover this documentary
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And we talked about this a little bit earlier, socially
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That documentary sucked
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Yeah
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I was trying to find a way to make an episode out of it, because there was public interest in that
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But it just wasn't going to happen
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It's so poorly made, there's jump cuts all over the place, there's no new information really that I saw
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Yeah
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Being brought to the table, it's just not interesting
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Well, from the way you described it, I read that he made it in six days working 21 hour days
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That's what I read, and my first thought was like, well that's a guy who's clearly pumping himself up
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Being like, look at how great I am
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Right
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As you described it though, I could see a coke-addled man being up for a week making something that bad
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He's a former addict
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He's, he's, he's, he's uh, that's behind him now
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Okay
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It's all pillows
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Fine
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Look, I don't know anything
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Is that what makes his pillow so good?
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I don't know anything about the guy, and I don't want to ever make fun of someone for having an addiction
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No, totally not
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And I don't want to drift into that, it's just bad
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It's just a bad documentary, it's trash
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I just, I don't know, I resented watching it
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The only thing that I felt like at all okay about was like, well, this is going to be played in court
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Two hours
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Yeah
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It's two hours long
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It's too long
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Two hours long
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Yeah
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Good movies are about an hour and a half
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Yeah
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That's what I'll say right now
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It was a struggle to get through, I was very bored
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Oh
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So I'm sorry to anybody who really wanted that, apparently if you want to watch it, it's up on band.video
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It's on band.video
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Alex might be getting a letter about that soon
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But, I don't know
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We'll see
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So Alex is pumping up this URL that he's got, this youcantcensortruth.com
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Sure, sure, sure
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And I noticed a lot of comments saying we can't share band.video, man you need to create a new website
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I mean I probably saw 20 of those comments in different videos because I care about your comments, I read them
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And you know, I actually understand what you're saying
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Oh shit, this is bad
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They banned the term band.video about a year ago on Twitter, Facebook, Google, all that, just the URL
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So we started creating a system where we can create new URLs that actually link to the very database and the very same videos
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Like a disease
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But then they've banned 2020electioncenter.com and some of the others
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They've banned about six or seven
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Like they're trying to fight a disease
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Yeah, then they ban it tomorrow, it's cantcensortruth.com
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This is a loser's strategy that Alex keeps engaging in
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He's very open about his ban evasion strategy to the point where anyone paying attention could stifle this very quickly
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I think his main strategy is eventually people quit playing whack-a-mole if they never hit the mole enough, you know
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So he's gotta be like, listen, you guys know I'm never gonna stop, so just quit
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I think that is the implicit threat
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Is it?
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Or it's like, okay, yeah, I've got cantcensortruth and also four other ones I haven't started promoting yet
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You're gonna knock this one out, I'll already
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What else do you got?
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It seems like a waste of everyone's time
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Everyone
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So what's not a waste of time is ads
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Let's get back to these commercials because they are way more fun
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I sell supplements for two reasons
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Because they work, they're real, they're powerful, and because it's a giant market
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That's four reasons, Alex
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That is four reasons
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I sell some of those for two reasons
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This is four reasons
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I love the idea that he didn't even gather his thoughts before this
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I have no interest
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Nope
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Uh-uh, this is pure stream of consciousness
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Yeah, yep
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Even down to the, like, I don't know if this is an action movie line or what, like, I sell products for two reasons
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Because I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass
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No, this is not a they live thing
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This is Alex not writing things down
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So here's another commercial that's not a commercial
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I don't believe there's a plug in this at all
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Okay, okay
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The world is awakening
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The world is beginning to understand the globalist paradigm
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They are discovering the globalist, the elites, the manipulation, the CFR
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The Trilateral Commission, the Bilderberg Group, the Bohemian Grove, the Club of Rome
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And so even though it's like the globalist are winning
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The quilted quicker
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The truth is they've had to come out in the open to attack human freedom because they're actually losing
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We have forced them out in the open
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So as bad as these times are, and a lot of negative things are about to happen
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Realize humanity is winning
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You've got to trust in the plan of God
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And trust in the plan of God's justice
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That is invincible
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That is ethereal, timeless, and unstoppable
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So don't trust in man, trust in God to lead God and direct your soul
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And then take action against the globalist and realize
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You've got my commitment from Alex Jones and my crew to you
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We will never back down from the globalist and we will never surrender
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Like, this is a wrestling promo
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I was gonna say, are you just selling fear?
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Are you just selling fear?
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Yes, yes
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We're not even selling anything this time, just be afraid
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I think this is a tacit admission on his part
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On some level that like, it's so much more profitable to make the audience feel things
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Than to direct them at products
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Totally
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Make them feel like this visceral fear that's matched with the globalist are secretly losing
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Of course, of course
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That combination is just like, it must be the most potent marketing tool
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Yeah, I mean, you know, get people terrified
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Then say that by giving you money they're going to feel better
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So you give them money
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And then he goes, hey, we're winning
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Ah, but you gotta stay terrified because we haven't won yet
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Right
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So then you give them more money and you feel like you're safe
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And so on and so forth until you've forgotten your own name
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Uh-huh
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Oh boy
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The name you'll never forget though
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Blackjack
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Ali Alexander
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Oh, I will forget that name, I promise you
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Ali Alexander is on to say that everyone is trying to get him
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I don't know
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I guess he has
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If he doesn't get away and then scream Ali, Ali, Alexander free, I'm going to be pissed
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I think he does have actually some valid points about like people posting on Twitter
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The video of him, Nick Fuentes, and Alex at the Georgia Capitol
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Sure
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The Washington Capitol
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Sure, sure, sure, sure
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Yeah, that's fine
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And if those people, you want to complain about them getting that wrong, go for it
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Have fun
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I also don't care
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Not even a little bit
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He's also
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Oh no, are people lying on the internet?
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Hmm, I would say that some people probably are
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But I would bet that even more people are just wrong
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Sharing it, yeah
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Just don't know that they're wrong
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Well, eh
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Whereas Ali is actually a liar and a shifty grifter
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Yeah
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But he has some thoughts about why they're coming after the GOP and such
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The Christians are all in the Republican Party
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And when we get fed up, we control the entire Republican Party
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And they can't have that because we're the people who don't believe in a technocracy
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We're the people that gave the world federalism
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We're the people that gave the world localism that worked
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We're the people that stabilized the republic when the pagans and the barbarians
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Even if western civilization couldn't
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And so they need to mute the Christians first
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So that we can't inspire the Republican Party to take meaningful action against this technocracy that they're building
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Ali is a wild and sane zealot
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Yeah, he just said that genocide is good
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But also the notion that all Christians are Republican means that you have a very skewed version of who a Christian is
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Yeah
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And that tells you a bit
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That tells you a bit of what you need to know
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Absolutely
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I don't care for this guy much
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I didn't realize how much I enjoyed him being silent
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It is interesting to me the way he puts that, of like, it's good thing that the Christians stabilized us when the pagans were around
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I remember something about, what was it that the pagans got done to them?
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Oh, that's right, a massive genocide
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Wow
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A massive genocide, and he's just like, yeah, it's a great idea for Christians to genocide people
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Duh
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We're doing it now
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And this might be one of the reasons why it's tough to get sponsors
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Genocide's good
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On this show
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It's tough
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And that leads Alex, he's gotta do all these ads himself
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Again, all shot in front of this bookshelf
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This is totally, they just let him roll
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Some of them are really long
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We're gonna bang, listen, we're gonna cut all of our commercials for the next six months
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We're gonna do it in a three hour shoot today
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Alex, go
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Here is a long one
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The number one question I get on the street is, Alex, I love your show, but are you for real?
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Do you really mean the things you say?
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Well, I mean, anybody that's followed the show and written down what I said is gonna happen
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knows almost all of it's now unfolded
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So it's very, very frustrating
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Incidentally, that is kind of what I do for a living
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Yes
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And I will say that is not the case
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No
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You do not find that he's right
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That is true
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You don't need to sit there and put your faith in me
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Or your faith in the Dalai Lama
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Or your faith in the private Federal Reserve
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Or your faith in some televangelist on TV
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You just have to have a memory and write down and remember the things I've laid out
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You can go research those things for yourself
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I have
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You can find out is this guy more often than not right
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You'll find out about 95% of the time I'm right
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Nope
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There's nothing more I'd like than to be wrong, but here's the
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Congratulations
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I am so angry at the Q people
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Not because they were awake to the new world order
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Not because they were exposing child kidnapping rings
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That's all great
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But because they had this feeling of invincibility
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And this feeling of everything's gonna be handled, everything's taken care of
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And this attitude that they didn't have to document anything
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Because they were just going off some 8chan board
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I can show you DW.EU
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Not the address
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London Guardian
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I can show you thousands of children a month kidnapped, tortured, some killed
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I can show you the Catholic Church with nuns delivering little boys to be gang raped by men
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That's just this week
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My God, there's so many articles and trials and convictions just on that subject
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That I can't even look at it all, I don't want to, I'm sick of it
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Even though it's my job to expose it, it's a horror to focus on it
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So people say, Jones, are you for real?
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I mean, I'm as real as a heart attack
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I'm as real as getting hit by a bus
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I'm as real as a train wreck
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Because I'm covering what's really happening in the world
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Everybody else just sells out to the system
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They go on to get along
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But it's been my job to tell the truth
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As best I can, I'm not perfect
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So if you want to keep us on the air
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And you've noticed we've got an incredible track record of being accurate
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And you want to keep us in the game for all the crazy things that are about to go down
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Then go to Infowarsstore.com
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Wild, wild
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That is the craziest thing that I've ever heard in my entire life
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There's no way that he could have ended that with
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Please buy Infowarsstore products
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There's no way, and yet he did
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And yet he did
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You should have just said that at the beginning
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I'm great, I'm great, I'm great, I'm great
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Go to Infowarsstore
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You don't need the two minute ramp up
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It's a commercial, people expect it to be a commercial
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Short
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Also, the only way you can make this more surreal is if you're watching the video
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When he says, I'm as serious as a heart attack
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I'm as serious as getting hit by a bus
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They cut in video of a goat getting hit by a bus
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It's that video of like a security camera inside a bus
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And the goat going through the windshield
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What is happening?
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I don't know
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I think you could easily drive a human being insane
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If for one day, one person YouTube just chose
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And they were like, nobody gets to skip ads today
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And it's only AJ's ads
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They could drive a person insane instantly
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I feel like I was losing it a little bit
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Yeah, I'm already like, this is not real
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And I also was kind of thinking like, I think
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I'm coming around to the idea that maybe he's on drugs
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Like, it might just be a drug thing
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Could be
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This is such weird behavior
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Yeah, yeah, no, Dan, it's normal
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But then
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Alright, it's Super Bowl Sunday, I'm Alex Jones, I'm glad you're here
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Ollie Alexander's broken his silence
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People ask me all the time, they go, Jones, are you
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Are you on cocaine, are you on methamphetamine?
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The answer is no, I hate stimulants other than like coffee
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I get really upset about this
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I mean, we led a peaceful demonstration of a million people
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They tried to set me up
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They're calling for me to be put in prison all over the news
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Along with President Trump, who's on trial starting tomorrow
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This is serious
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Well, I guess that settles it
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I mean, he said he's not on coke
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Well, that's, yeah
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Yep
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But I don't have any evidence that he's ever pissed clean
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You know what I'm saying?
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I ask him so many questions when they immediately come up to him
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Yeah, yeah
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No one ever seems to say hi
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Everybody's like, hey, are you on drugs?
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Hey, are you lying?
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Hey, Alex, are you for real?
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Hey, Alex, are you an actor?
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Hey, Alex, how are you taking the deep platform?
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Why is everyone asking you so many questions?
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Hey, Alex, I'm the devil, blah
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But like I said, Alex can say all day long that he's not on drugs
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Correct
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But I don't know that he's pissed clean
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In fact, one time I had a security
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A couple of years ago, he goes
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He goes, man, you were totally down, tired
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He goes, you just came right back on back on break and exploded
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Are you on drugs?
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And I said, here, let me do a drug test
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Called a portable drug test here
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Pissed in a cup
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No drugs
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I said, you see that?
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He said, yeah, I see that
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People think this is weird
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This is normal
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This is normal
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That's normal?
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When you're under attack
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That's normal?
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I feel like this sounds like someone on drugs
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Hey, Alex, your energy switch is just really off the charts
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I was just wondering, do you take any drugs in the bathroom?
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I'd be pissing that cup
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No, I didn't say that
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You give me a portable drug test immediately
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I don't need to give you a portable drug test
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This wasn't even in a professional capacity
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I was just asking you a question
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Who?
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Who?
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Professional courtesy
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I just want to know if the man I'm protecting is on drugs
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I will say I'm suspicious
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Yeah
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So Alex and Ali get to talking about the 6th, January 6th
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The day of the storming of the Capitol
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Yes
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And there's two interesting takes here
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The first is that Alex seems to think that they were right on the cusp
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Of getting that 10-day investigation that Rudy Giuliani wanted
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So close
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And Ali seems to think that all things considered
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It was a pretty peaceful rally
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Well why the hell would we have the motive to
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When Trump had them about to do a 10-day investigation
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And we were just showing our numbers
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Why would we screw ourselves?
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Where's the motive?
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We were on the eve of history
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And quite frankly we still made history
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Because January 6th was peaceful
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99.9% of a million people being totally peaceful
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When we feel that our election has been stolen
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Is a first in human history, God bless us, okay?
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Wow
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That is a big sell
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Yeah
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That's a big sell
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That is an interesting angle, Ali
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Listen, listen, listen
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I'll tell you this right now
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Real estate, 10 years?
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Nagasaki's gonna be huge
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That's all I'm saying
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I'm saying people aren't thinking about the good things that happened on the 6th
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Sure, sure
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Yeah, it's an interesting prism to see things through
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Yeah
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And I do like Alex's attempt at making it like
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We were right there, we were about to get those hearings that we wanted
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Because that's a good way to really make it like
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Ah, we couldn't have possibly wanted anything like this to happen
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No, no, no
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Because we were about to get our way
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10-day investigation
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That's what we were
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Nonsense
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So there's a new narrative that's gonna be spun about the 6th
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Sure
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And this has to do with somebody
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An insider in the Trump campaign
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Sure
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They set them up, they did them dirty
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Of course
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They got done dirty
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Of course they did
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So what ended up happening, apparently, something like this
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Roger Stone
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No
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Oh
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Not entirely clear, somebody didn't play a video
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Oh
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That Ali wanted them to play
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Right
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At the Ellipse rally
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So revolutionary
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They would have given some instructions on something
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I don't fucking know
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Okay
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This is a silly, uh, argument
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Alright, so if he was on, say, Flight 93
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He's just concerned that they didn't play this video
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Sure
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So people could know not to break into the Capitol
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Absolutely, it's a good video
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And then we walked right into a trap
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Trump walked right into a trap
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So go into what you know
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Are you ready to release her name?
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I mean, maybe she didn't mean it
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Maybe she didn't know
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But we know who was in command of everything
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We know who removed the jumbotron directives
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We know who, I mean
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You're not gonna direct a million people with no direction
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So you wanna talk about it?
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So yeah
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So we got the person has taken the jumbotron directions down
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Done Alex and Ali dirty
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Do you wanna make a guess on who this is?
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You know it's a female
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Oh, I know it's a female?
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Oh, you said she
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Oh, okay
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Oh, let's see
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You know what? Fuck it
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I'm gonna go with Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders is incorrect
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Damn
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Are you gonna release
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Which I already thought, I already told my people
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Three weeks ago I think was behind it
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Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna just say it
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Katrina Pearson is a campaign advisor
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She makes a quarter million dollars on the Trump campaign team
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She's one of the highest paid advisors to do nothing
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She lied to the president in November
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We caught her, we called her out
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Me and several members of Stop the Steal
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And she was behind this coup
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To ditch out part of the coalition at the ellipse event
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And that led to no leadership with the masses
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When we walked into a trap set to us by leftist agitators
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And I think that the president ought to totally distance himself from this grifter
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This is getting a little bit too much
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This narrative is a little
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We're getting out of control
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A little thin
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It's a little thin
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Guys, okay
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I am just gonna have to stick with the simplest explanation
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Which is that this is what you've been telling people to do
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And then when they did it you were mad because it looks real stupid now
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Yes, and it's pretty easy to look at your rhetoric
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And the content and the conspiracy theories that were being thrown around
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About how you kinda gotta stop the certification of the election
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No matter how
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So wait, now let me ask you a quick question
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If you are telling me that getting your video up on the jumbotron
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That would have saved everything
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Would have influenced people
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What you're saying to me is that broadcasting somebody's words
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Can cause real life actions to happen, correct?
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I mean, that's certainly
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Yeah, I mean that's something you could take away from that
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Yeah, it seems like that would suggest that you guys are aware that
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Yeah
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Well, yeah
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I think that this is just dumb
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Like, you just
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It's too far
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It's too far to walk
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To make this make sense
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So we now come to the end of our content
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And we just have a few more commercials
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Love it
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To bring us home
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Perfect
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And this just is the beginning of a commercial
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I just, I can't
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Like, this isn't how you start a commercial
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Look
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We've already come a long way together
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What?
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Hey, look
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You need paper towels
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Bounty, buy them
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No, no, no
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Look is how you start a fight
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Look
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Look
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Yeah, you're in a bar and someone's not listening to you
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Look
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Look
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This September
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The new Marvel movie
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Look
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Look
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Ant-Man was pretty good
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Look
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Look
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Nope, that's how Alex is starting a fucking commercial
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Look
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My pillow
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God damn it, buy it
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I'm gonna buy my pillow
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So yeah, here's a commercial
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Look
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Look
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We've already come a long way together
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We've already changed the world
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And I warned listeners
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Four and a half years ago when Trump was president-elect
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I said, he's just one wave
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I told Vice TV that
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I said, populism, nationalism, a pro-human future
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Brought Trump in as a surfer
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And whether he is a traitor
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Or whether he's the real deal
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Or whether he's a weak man or a strong man
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That doesn't really matter
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Because it's the ocean of liberty
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This system of freedom
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This title forces
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That actually conjured Donald Trump
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And I think Trump was a great man
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He lost two billion dollars
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He got kicked out of every organization he was in
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He paid a mighty price for trying to stand up for this country
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Or
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But on a scale of one to ten
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I'd give him about a 9.5
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I would say Trump's done a way better job than I've actually done
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In the fight against these people
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So it's easy to play Monday morning quarterback
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Or be the backseat driver
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But as for the man in the arena
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Great job
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It's incredibly fashionable to throw President Trump under the bus
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But let's just move on from President Trump
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Okay
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So
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Wow
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Yeah, he rambles a bit more
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And then he makes this metaphor that I think is a little strained
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Let me give you some good news today
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Trump was a big royal flush hit
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He held him back, had a lot of victories, wasn't perfect
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But that was an amazing hand in poker
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Okay
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Or I guess, use the blackjack analogy, he was 21
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You don't get that hand every time
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That hand's been moved aside now
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But as for nationalism and freedom and a huge awakening
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It's been incredible
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So don't take Trump having the election stolen
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And all the martial law and all the tyranny is a sign that we're losing
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That's a sign we're winning
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Yeah, they stole the election
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Yeah, they're trying to set up martial law
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Yes, they're creating racial division
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Because they're weak
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Again, the message needs to be like really stressed hard
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That like, ah, tyranny is upon us, but that is a good sign
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Yeah, yeah
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That means we're winning
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No, no, no, you're all dying as we speak
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Be scared, but we're winning
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You are dying and that's how you know it's going well
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Yeah, yeah
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That seems to be just like the through line
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But also, a royal flush can't be beat
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Ah, yeah, that was a little bit frustrating to me
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Yeah, that's a bad metaphor
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If you are saying that he got a winning hand, why did he lose?
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Yeah
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I mean, you could tie with a dealer if you get blackjack
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But, I mean
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Yeah
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You still can't lose
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Right, yeah
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Brutally
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Yeah
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So this was the last commercial that we got
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And this one was actually, I thought this one was pretty funny
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This might be my favorite
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Although I will say it's pretty tough to top look
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I just like look because look has a subtext which is parentheses asshole
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Yeah
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It's always look, asshole
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Here's what we're doing
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It has a tone that's very similar to listen up
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Yeah, exactly
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Yeah
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But this one is great because it makes no sense
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It is very stupid
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And it reveals something
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We're already in the second month of 2021
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And we all see it's a dystopia
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The globalists are out in the open announcing world government
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Announcing medical tyranny
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UN contact tracers to come to your house
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People have their doors kicked down
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This is all them trying to submit their dominance over us
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Because they know humanity is waking up
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And is in the process of leaving one age
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This whole globalist time of evil and darkness
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And traveling not into some new satanic luciferian new age that's perfect
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But into an age what I call challenge
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Or the age of real conflict
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The age of decision
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You're not going to read this stuff in books
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It comes from my soul, my prayer, my research
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My understanding of the planet
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No shit
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You may disagree with that's fine
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But I'm telling you we're leaving the old age of being asleep
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We're in the new age of being awakened
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And not some new age of the new age
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But God's age of the understanding
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Every product you hear me on air advertising
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We have in stock in our warehouse in Austin, Texas
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Every product
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So if you order it, we've got it shipped out in a couple days
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Sometimes the same day
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Leisure's getting confused when they hear me talk about the fact that
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The supply chain's breaking down
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And it's future orders
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That second part is the same part from the first commercial
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Same part
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Same part
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It's just added it on
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This is wild
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They just added it on
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The part where he's talking about how they have everything in stock
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At the end of a minute of him rambling about how we're in the new age
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But it's not the new age
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Not the new new age
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It's a different new age
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It's the age of challenge
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But also, I like a huge selling point being
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Our products exist
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I can show you where they are
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They're here in the store
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They're in the store
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Um, yeah, I'm pretty amazed
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I really do think he probably just sat down, talked shit
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Has to
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Has to be
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Put it together
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100%
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Wow
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Man
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But also, I love that he's like talking about how we're getting into the new age
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But then he realizes that new age is a thing
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Sounds a little too
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Well, it's a thing
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly
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It's a thing that he's associated with Satanism
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Right, right, right, right
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So he has to like really try and like, ah, it's new age
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But it's not new age new age
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It's like new age
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It's a different new age
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I do appreciate how either his audience has made it very abundantly clear to him
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With all of their questions
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That they do not understand basically anything
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Or that he has to reiterate things constantly to himself
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Like, people say that they're worried about
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Because I say that the supply chain's going down
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And then, but that, no, no, no, that's future orders
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Like, we all get how the supply chain works, Alex
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I don't know why you need to explain how that works
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In an ad
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Well, it's because I think that he thinks that he's
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Talking about the supply chain is supposed to make people feel a need to act now
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Right
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But I think that he believes that his audience interprets it as
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There isn't anything
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There's nothing anything to buy, yeah
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But that's also because he does do a lot of yelling about how the shelves are empty in the stores
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Exactly
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Yeah, so I would understand why the audience might get that impression
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Yeah, exactly
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So he does need to clarify, man
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I know, it seems like you've made poor choices if you've gotten to that place
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That's what I would suggest
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And that might explain why he starts commercials with, look
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I'm sick of people asking me questions about how to buy the shit that I tell you you can't have
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So, Jordan, this was not the most serious episode we've ever done
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Downey, we have paper towels in stores
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Just the
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They're there
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The brawny man just turns and says, look
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It's there
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And so, Super Bowl commercial special it is
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Yeah
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And we'll be back on Wednesday to discuss Alex's immediate response to the impeachment trial
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Indeed
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And see what he's up to, see if he can rise to the occasion, come up with something interesting
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We'll see
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But until then, Jordan, we have a website
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We do have a website, it's knowledgefight.com
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We're also on Twitter
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We are on Twitter, go to bed Jordan
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We're also on Facebook
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We are on Facebook, if you could, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work right now
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Yeah, we'll be back, but until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZXClark, I'm Daryl Rundis, this is one time Jordan and I were doing a podcast
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And he's like, hey Dan, you want Coke? And I said, give me a cup
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And I pissed in it, and I was like, no drugs
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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding
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Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work
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I love you
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