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Andy in Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding

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Hello Alex, I'm a person color I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hello everybody

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Welcome back to knowledge fight. I am Dan Jordan is unavailable today

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He has a had a little bit of a scheduling conflict

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But I felt the absolute need to do an emergency episode because something happened that is completely crazy

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And filling in for Jordan super excited to have on the show from the behind the bastards podcast Robert Evans

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Thank you for joining me man. I wasn't fast enough when you said I'm Dan

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I was gonna I was gonna shout and I'm not Jordan in my best Jordan impression

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But I can't do a very good Jordan impression. Well, I will

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Spiritually hurt you do it

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In addition to doing the behind the bastards. I recently saw that you're you're starting a

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A go fund me to do some more combat reporting type type work that

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Yeah conflict reporting I've worked in like Iraq and in Ukraine and I'd like to I've also covered a lot of protests and stuff

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Including a lot of the street fighting between fascists and anti-fascists in Portland

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So I'd like to be able to do more of that and I'm putting together a five-part audio book on

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All of the intellectual origins of and all the people who have like invented

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Right-wing terror as it exists like lone wolf terror from like fucking Tim McVeigh to that Coast Guard guy

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He just tried to murder a bunch of people. So yeah, I saw that today that go fund me

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I thought it was something super interesting and very relevant to a lot of the things that our listeners are into

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So I just wanted to mention that up top. Oh, man. Alex Jones is one hell of a stochastic terrorist

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He's he's one of the best. Oh

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undoubtedly

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So today Robert what we're gonna be doing is we're gonna be going over

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Alex Jones had Paul Joseph Watson in town visiting recently from England

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Oh, and I understand that Paul really liked the food in Austin was happy

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With his with his eating choices where he chose to spend his money. Yeah, he trolled a restaurant by buying a candy bar

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He is real cool

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What a badass yeah, they do discuss that

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I don't have any clips of that but he was talking about how that was just a restaurant in his hotel

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And like I just was in Austin at the beginning of February. I ain't nothing but brisket everywhere

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Yeah, why would you eat anything but barbecue if you're in Austin, Texas? It's one of the most notoriously beef cities

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In the country, it's absurd for him to be like all these soy boy restaurants in Austin like you made the choice

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but he's in Austin and

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The reason I need to fill you in on this because you may not be aware of it

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But the reason that he came to Austin was he's leaving Infowars. He's yeah

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He came on Alex's show on Tuesday

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I believe no Wednesday and he announced that he's leaving in force to start his own operation and Alex is very sad about this. I

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Literally jumped and pounded my desk with excitement when you said that you did there's a giddiness. Yeah, I

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I'm not a fan of Paul Joseph Watson and I am a fan of him having less money

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Well, I think I have a bunch of thoughts about it

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I think it could lead to him getting all of Alex's

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Sort of support and I think yeah sort of spells the end of Alex's being able to run an operation at all quite frankly

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Because he doesn't write most of his stories the other people who write for him other than Paul are kind of incompetent

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So like losing Paul would be just devastating to him and he knows it

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yeah, like you were talking you and and Jordan were talking about that earlier when Paul or when when Alex first started being like

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I might have to let Paul and and Roger go and I think the general consensus was like he'd never let Paul go

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So it's it's kind of shocking to me that that's happened

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Well, I wonder I think Alex started talking like that on air like having the I might have to let Paul go and Paul

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Probably was like why have I why am I still here?

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I can do my own thing. And so I think I probably Alex might have in some ways

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Brought it upon himself with that kind of like you could get fired talk

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I'm super curious to know whose call it was for Paul to leave. I think

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If it was Alex's then he wants to quit and I'm not entirely sure if that is the case

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But I do think it's a possibility

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Yeah

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Alex saying like you should leave is him saying I'm checking out and I want you to continue my legacy or something along those lines

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Yeah, how could you have Alex Jones say or intimate anything like that to you and not have your soul just shrivel up inside?

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Probably a decade of being being a real

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Principalist dick, you know a whole lifetime of being Paul Joseph Watson

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Yeah, it's got to build up something in you where you're just resistant to humanity

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Um, but he was in town on Tuesday and Wednesday

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and so on Tuesday's show Paul and Alex they were you know, having they were you know, being real real jerks and

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You know complaining about Twitter a whole bunch

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But they announced that they were going to both be on the war room with Owen Troyer

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And they were going to do a live ask me anything a reddit AMA

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And that is what we're going to be going over today because Alex is so fucked up. He is

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profoundly drunk at 4 in the afternoon

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first off just want to say

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Super excited for this and and honored that you you brought me in to hear this

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This beautiful thing that we're about to experience together. I was I was going over it

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I listened to it last night and then as I was going over it cutting the clips this morning

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I realized like this is this is kind of sadder and more fucked up than I even remember

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It being last night and last night. I was like, this is so fucked up

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I'm so excited. All right. Yeah before we jump in

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There's one thing that I need to qualify and that is that Alex and Paul announced that Paul is leaving on Wednesday

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But they know it so there's an awareness that this is sort of like we can't publicly say you're you're out

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You're leaving but we all know it. So that is in the room as this unspoken thing

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that I think probably was part of why Alex is drinking so hard, but

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There's another element to and that is Alex recently got surgery on his arm

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He was talking about needing like bicep surgery, but it doesn't look like his bandage is covering his bicep

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I don't know either way if he got surgery. He might be mixing booze with painkillers and

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That might be the first time that I'm on Alex's side because I don't know if you've heard this but booze and painkillers mix

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Incredibly well together and there are no side effects

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I'm no doctor, but I feel like Alex's behavior on this episode might be a case study against that

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So here is an out of context drop from today's show

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We have to bow down. This dude has a footlong dick and he is a liberal

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so he can worship his dick

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That should give you subsets of this man

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I just want to say I can smell bourbon wafting wafting from days ago

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Through your phone across the Skype and across the country to to my my my desk here

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There's an incredibly powerful stale whiskey going on here

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Yeah, so I'm not gonna play you most of the beginning of this because there's a large portion of it before Alex and Paul show

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Up and then when they do they probably spend a good 15-20 minutes

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Just complaining about Twitter and talking about how Tim Poole is awesome and did great on Rogan and I'm not interested in that

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That's not a conversation. I'm

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Particularly charmed by so we'll jump in here. This is what after they've been complaining about Twitter forever

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This is where they go

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This is like bleeding out. I'll just say this. This is Twitter bleeding out on television like a lens chopped off

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I wanted to start with that because I think it's an apt description of what he's doing in this episode

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He will be bleeding out live on television

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More or less. There's an irony

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marvelous

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So in this next clip Alex is speaking a little bit too loosely

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And he accidentally reveals something that may be who he's talking about wouldn't want him to stay on air or he's making it up

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I'm not entirely sure this this is a perfect moment. You met with Don jr. A bunch of others this weekend

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We're not name name name tweeting. We brought them here

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But I get Don jr. Is good Trump's good. They need to deliver now

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Yeah, this is a time. There's no better time than now because this is backfired immeasurably

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That is that's a little troubling if true. Oh

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Boy um I

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Really want to know what that conversation was about as

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I want to know what they said as much as I never want to be in a room with Donald Trump jr.

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Yeah, yeah for sure if you could somehow bug that lunch or whatever

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I'm not sure how much of that I believe but I know that Alex has burned

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Don jr. Is being like Mike Cernovich's source on stuff before in the past and of the people involved in the like Trump family

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He's definitely the one I would give the most credence to the idea of like yeah, he let Alex fly him to Austin

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So sure oh boy

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that's

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unsettling

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There's nothing good. They could be talking about

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I

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Move I wish I had a funny joke. I'm not as good as the voices as a as a as Jordan

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but I I assure you I am I am shivering and

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Making sure that yeah, I'm terrified

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There's an intense discomfort, and I think that from the context of it since they're still sort of complaining about Twitter a whole bunch

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I think what they're talking about is like maybe they flew him in and they were talking about how Trump needs to

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Make an executive order that'll force Twitter to let Alex back on or something like that the free speech

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Executive order or whatever

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It's one of those like a mark of where how wild things have gotten that like if that's a thing that happens if you this

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Year if the President of the United States

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Pushes an executive order forcing Alex Jones back onto Twitter. I wouldn't be shocked

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It would be like yeah, I mean that's fucking 2019 right yeah

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Yeah, that's real bad, but that is true

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Yeah, I feel very similarly like and it would be pushed under the name of free speech when in reality. It's forced

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It's the government imposing. It's literally the opposite of free speech

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Yeah, because when he's have the freedom to decide who can use their platform. I don't need to explain this to your listeners

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So in this next clip Alex

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This is one of the few of the specific complaints that he has about Twitter and Jack

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and the sort of aftermath of the Rogan

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appearance that Jack Dorsey had and it seems to be that

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Alex is mad that he went on

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Rogan's show and said that he wants to be friends with Jack and that Jack is like being a dick

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Even though Alex said he wants to be friends

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Well, I mean who wouldn't want to be friends with Alex Jones a man who accused his good friend Joe Rogan of being part of

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a horrible

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Conspiracy and probably a pedophile. Mm-hmm. Great great friend Alex Jones

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Yeah, I love what my friends call me sneaky snakes

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And promise to destroy me for my many crimes

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That's that's the real mark of a friend is promising to destroy you for your many crimes

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I can pick you up from the airport, but it takes a rare breed to remember

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my best friend's birthday just last year I

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I

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hit a bag of heroin in his house and I called the police and said that he'd been locking children up in his basement and

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He was like you're a good friend

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You're gonna die in a cell and it's that's what friends do

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Absolutely. Oh, so here is Alex discussing that and I think I think he's it what he's really expressing this kind of rejection

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But it's just weird. It's a weird headspace, but I'm saying to Dorsey. Hey, just be nice

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I won't attack you and he goes on he goes he goes on and goes Alex beats up children

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That's the Democrats telling him what they think they're working hand in hand

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I see your eyes getting really wise because I feel like you might be concerned a little bit. Okay, so

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Dan you're the expert here

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I've heard Alex Jones drunk a number of times

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Mm-hmm, not as many as you but a number of times and that is the drunkest. I've heard him sound

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I'm curious as to where he lands on your scale

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I'm glad you asked cuz he's

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This is cocktail hour. This is like happy hour getting off lunch drunk compared to where we're about to go. Oh

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This is this is relatively sober compared to the rest of the episode. This is

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They would go to commercials and he would come back

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Visibly more fucked up. Oh, he's just taking shots. Oh, he's gotta be I mean he was drinking straight Tito's vodka on

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Rogan's show so, you know, he likes he likes the taste of a liquor

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I don't know much about Paul Joseph Watson personally

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But I've drunk with a number of British

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Journalists and the drunkest nights of my life are all I missed a plane flight to Standing Rock because the British guy I was working

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With and I got so drunk that we overslept our flight by five and a half hours

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So I have to imagine that the presence of a British person here is exacerbating this enormously

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Well, I mean Paul the sober and he's not happy to be there this episode at all

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He he seems miserable

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But I do agree with you the presence of a British person is making Alex get more drunk

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But it's specifically a British person. He relies on to run his business who's in town to quit

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so

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That's definitely a piece of it. But yeah, he's not even close to drunk yet. This is just oh, yeah

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Yeah, you're when I told you earlier. It's a little bit sad. That's what I'm talking about. This is he gets

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Someone should have stopped him quite frankly

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anybody who cares

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Anybody who cares would have stopped it. Yeah, that's that's the Alex Jones

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tagline

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Someone who cares should have stopped this

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It's dead like Paul Joseph Watson and Owen Schroyer just laugh at him

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Like it's a really disgraceful display that you see from these two dudes

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But they've been talking for about 20 minutes

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Complaining about Twitter all that stuff and then Alex finally remembers that they're supposed to be doing an AMA

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We are taking care of business every day and as long as your question is a real question whether it be on reddit or whether it be a phone call

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But we'll give the number out. We're gonna take it for the next hour and a half

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And so let's give that number out

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This is real. This is not censored. You're gonna talk to the

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PJW

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PJ doves I do admire that he did remember that they're supposed to be doing an AMA

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Yeah, that is admirable on some levels. I mean Alex can maintain I've never denied that about him spoiler alert

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They don't get to the AMA for quite a while at this

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But Alex remembers they're supposed to be um

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So you heard there Alex is really excited about promoting the idea that his callers get to call in and talk to Paul

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Joseph what's the great Paul Joseph Watson?

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Luminary of our times. Yeah, and so he decides to double down on that and talk about how like

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Do you do you believe it you get to talk to Paul?

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88 8 2 0 1 2 2 4 4

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We are specifically taking calls for the man known as the goblin Emperor

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No, but the goblin Emperor

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like secretly

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You are the make them fun questions. Okay, no dry political stuff

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We're done with that make them fun make them fun. This is almost like Nigel Farage

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floating above

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all his children

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the fertilize in the fields

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peeping

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It's almost like that, isn't it?

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Pollinating pollinating. Yeah spreading the seed of pollination. So

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you said early acid in the in the you shit all in the

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In the throne in the throne of all God happens whoa thrown a fortune

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Of the what God the Neanderthal God the Neanderthal God

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So he is the goblin Emperor, but he sits on the throne of the Neanderthal God now

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I'm really curious like like how does this like what's the separation of powers between?

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Whoever sits on the Neanderthal

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Throne and the goblin Emperor because it seems like PJ Dubs is probably like that can't be constitutional

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Oh, certainly not. I the way I hear it. I'm glad we're getting into a sort of textual

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Analysis about this. Yeah, it's important. There is something going on here. I think that it's implied that the Neanderthal

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Throne the occupier of that has been vanquished

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Probably by the goblin Emperor. So it's

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Sort of like the Game of Thrones the the Iron Throne is

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Hell, it's you know from a far-gone past

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and I don't know if that metaphor works, but

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He's saying that POTUS Watson goblin

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Has successfully carried out a genocide against the Neanderthals and is now on their throne

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Is that is that that what I'm getting I I choose to look at it this way

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First of all, it's never a compliment to call someone a goblin Emperor or not. I think that's probably I

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Mean I've known a lot of great goblins. Is that right? Yeah

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Listen, I don't know how you guys do it in the big city

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But here in Chicago not a lot of goblins running around I played a lot of Warhammer as a kid

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I can get on board a goblin. I'm not I'm not inherently biased against goblins. Okay, I'll put you I'll put you down as a

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A tolerant of goblins. Yeah goblin tolerant. I would say I choose to believe that what he's saying

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Is that Alex is the one who?

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Is the Neanderthal throne bearer or the one who seats on sits on the Neanderthal?

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Throne and that Paul Joseph Watson the goblin Emperor is now taking his throne. So

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Okay, okay. Alex is super drunk, but I feel like that's part of what he's trying to express

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Is it is it conceivable that Alex Jones?

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has honest human

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sympathy and care for Paul Joseph Watson and

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Knows that his organization is going down in flames and wants Paul to be okay in the wake of it

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And that's what like is that is that conceivable? No, okay. Yeah, I just

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You know me. I'm gonna try to find the the best in somebody I

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Appreciate that cuz that's a that's a variable or a possibility that I was I didn't even consider and it there may be a piece

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Of it in there, but I can't imagine it being even close to like his primary

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care

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I

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Don't think he yeah, I think he would happily let Paul go down with this

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Okay, I think he would probably be happy to

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Somehow make Paul in charge. So when it does go down he gets stuck holding the bag. I wouldn't be surprised

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yeah, the thing that I've always

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hated about Paul is how as

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May sound ridiculous, but he's very smart

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He's he's he that's why he's still on fucking Twitter for one reason like he's

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So much better at writing the line of doing a lot of dangerous propagandizing, but not getting shit canned

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and yeah, I

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Yeah, he's crafty he's he has that that form of intelligence whatever whatever it is

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Yeah, yeah, and Alex is kind of I mean it goes back again to the Neanderthal throne like he is last year's model

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He's not as good as that because Paul has grown up

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As a younger man around a lot more of the technologies and stuff. So he is he's the goblin Emperor. Yeah

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Yeah, Alex Jones was always really in is

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Was at his best when he was just like ranting about kooky crazy stuff and Paul is an actual like

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Fascist propagandist and his good at drumming up racial hatred

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Mm-hmm. Yeah, and Alex is best also on VHS tapes or something like that. Oh, that's a natural niche

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Like people trading underground VHS tapes or something like that. Not a media organization

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but 145 in the morning like yeah, I

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Yeah, I just watched that documentary about the stretch and Bobbido show

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What they did a underground hip-hop

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Or college radio show from like the late 80s into early 90s and like tons and tons of people got their start

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Like freestyling on their show and it struck a it struck me that like a bunch of the people

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Their their organization once they went to like hot 97 instead of doing it as a like a Columbia University as a college show

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It sort of didn't have the same

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Ability to connect with folks. It didn't have the same vibe

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And it's sort of the same thing with Alex

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I think you know that that he belongs at one o'clock in the morning on a public exit station

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Yeah, he should be a crazy person that we run into when we're exhausted and driving long

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Distances or just got home from a graveyard shift total. That's

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Yeah, I watch every now and then some of his old UHF or whatever

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He was when he was on Austin public broadcasting whatever that was would like back in the late 90s and it's like comforting almost

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Yeah, yeah

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I mean you kind of see you don't

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The feeling that I get is I'm always so afraid for him when I'm watching him like

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Especially episodes like this where he's super drunk and maybe on painkillers

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Like I've just worried for him

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Whereas you it's the when I listen to him back in the day you watch those old tapes you have like this is a guy

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Who is nuts, but okay?

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I'm just having a great time. He's doing once to for a living yeah, and now it's a guy who

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Should never have stopped ranting about the aliens, and I've seen in y'all's latest episodes

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It sounds like that's what he's desperately trying to get back to doing and like the 9-eleven stuff that he's promising like

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I want to get us back to this stuff when I was fun. Oh, hey cat yeah

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Salim is making a little cameo

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Yeah, I totally agree, but he he goes back to this idea

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I might be making too big of a point of Alex as the one on the Neanderthal throne

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But I mostly do that because he revisits the idea in this next clip and he has a history of calling himself

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Neanderthal so here is that let's get serious

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Let's talk about Neanderthal vision right now. Let's do it

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Tell me about Neanderthal vision. Do you tell me Alex?

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40 yes, hey, it's it's kind of my forte right now. You tell me about it

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Yeah, he doesn't he he completely forgets that this is the the conversation

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They're having and completely moves on there is so much condescension and Paul Joseph Watson's voice

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Yeah, it's weird to feel angry on behalf of Alex Jones, but how dare you Paul?

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He made you totally I feel I feel exactly the same

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And to let like to be smugly dismissive like this of a man who you've probably watched drink all the booze

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He's been drinking. Yeah, it's really it's really shitty behavior for people who even co-workers

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It's that's a horrible way to treat a friend a co-worker

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anybody it's one of those things like

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You can tell there's no one who truly cares about him as a person like Kanye West had his big thing a couple of years

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ago like somebody

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Took him in to like like he was his friends and family got him help like he was

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Institutionalized by people who cared about him because even as like you know famous and whatnot as he is

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He's got people who honestly care about his health and well-being. There's no one like that for Alex Jones

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No, I think I think he probably that boat is sailed for him in many ways

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His kids aren't old enough to 5150 him probably. Oh boy. I'm worried about those kids

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I think they'll be all right

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I mean as all right as you can be if you're the kid of Alex Jones

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I'm sure they have tons of money tons of like access to good education and stuff like that

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So I don't know I do feel bad for them because they got a they got a tough road to go

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Because they got a they got a tough road ahead of them. But yeah, so in this next clip Alex realizes once again

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This is a little bit later in the episode. He realizes that they're still not doing the AMA that they've promised everybody

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So he tries to reintroduce the idea we're gonna break but here's the problem

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We did this show. He said we were gonna take off. We said we were gonna talk to people

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so we have to come back after this break and we have to

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Talk to people that have been censored because that's why we're here tonight

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Stay with us

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So now the goal is to talk to people who have been censored as opposed to just doing an AMA

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They achieve neither of these goals

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He does you do really see that like

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Everyone has this when you're drunk and you get that you hit that point where you get more ambitious

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And you're like we're gonna go run tomorrow. We're gonna go he's gonna go hike in the woods. Oh, yes

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Oh, yes. Yeah, I think that was part of the reason I have an exercise bike in my room that I don't use

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Yeah, absolutely it's sad when the ambition is literally the thing you're already in the middle of doing

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Yeah, you have to do is answer a phone

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That's rough

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So robert, let me ask you this. Do you think that when they return for break that they get back to uh taking calls?

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Or they get to taking calls

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Yeah, i'm gonna i'm gonna guess they get right to it and uh, it's productive and enlightening and we all learn a little something

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You are incorrect alex complaints about how everyone uh judges him for talking about leprechauns

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We've had a lot of game changers in this fight

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and we can sit here and like talk about

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easter bunnies or walruses and

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keebler elves

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You know anything else we talk about like, uh

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you know

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Well, what do they call those things a little those those little things those uh?

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This little face ring hops around has the little pits of a goblin. None of those are goblins. What's the thing hops around?

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Leprechauns, did you see some leprechauns? I've seen a lot of leprechauns

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The point is is that those of us that stand against the leprechaun invasion?

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Are being censored

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I have a little bit of fun right now. Hey paul be serious

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I love that drunk moment too when you're like you're being a real shithead and then you accuse someone else of not being serious

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Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, the problem's you

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I

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Desperately wish there's an alternate universe somewhere where alex jones has never talked to a president and spends every day

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Detailing the leprechaun conspiracy and I wish we lived in that timeline

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It is a it is a better uh president a better uh hypothetical president and think about this. You know, what's wild?

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Alex has talked to multiple presidents

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If you if you want to think of it technically because i'm i'm sure

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Like I know that he got arrested or at least escorted out for yelling at george bush at a rally

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And he claims that he knew bush back when he was the governor of texas

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So he or at least he that he had some sort of connection with him. Uh, so bush

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trump

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Sure, he's never talked to obama

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No

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I bet he's yelled at bill clinton about that

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Yeah, yelling though. I mean I wiretapped the first or the second president bush, but I didn't talk to him

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Sorry you you yeah, I I'll believe he talked to w though. Yeah, I could especially back in the texas days

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I think yeah, that's entirely possible

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I mean who wanted to talk to alex jones back then?

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I think people who wanted to be taken seriously might have not wanted to

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I I mean even back in the day as much as he is different than he is now

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He's still like, uh, he's still pretty out there and and uh and nuts

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So at this point alex is complaining that he's been censored because he talks about leprechauns also

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I don't know if leprechauns are traditionally green things that hop around but hopping isn't yeah

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Not what I would have gone through pot of gold is number one. Yeah pot of gold for a silly hat

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Lucky charm. Yep. Bingo

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Um, so in this next clip alex again realizes that they are not doing an ama although they have said they are going to

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Um, and uh, here's what he says. So where where is because we let me tell you everybody tuned in to ask me anything

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We're being jerks. We don't do the ask me anything. I got some questions for you right here alex

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Or we can take some phone calls. Let's do a few calls. Let's do both

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Because i've literally

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you know

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These people have been waiting

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They're good. They're good people

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Oh boy, what do you want to do?

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You're in command now. Let's take some calls

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There's so much behind that you're in command now

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There's so much psycho drama playing out, uh between the two of them that they can't open up and talk about the fact that paul's leaving

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Wow, that's like the same tone of voice

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He used when patrick bet david interviewed him and talked about how he lost his voice for some months and alex

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I was like, that's horrible. Like it's that same like

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There's some real emotion behind that. That's a that that was a real thing

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Wow, we're jerks if we don't do what we promised and these people who are asking questions are good people

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Therefore we must you're in command now. Yeah paul you you are the goblin emperor you are in charge

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I am out. That's the sense I get um, so in this next clip they don't get to any questions. Um,

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It's gonna be a running theme of this

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It's dead alex says that he's made very strong indications that he is not as interested in trump as he used to be

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But this is pretty overt alex literally saying that he is turned on trump

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That's it is that trump has all the power in his hands

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And he's done a lot of good things. But the fact that he doesn't do these other de-centralizations shows that

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At the end of the day, he's an establishment type person what so he should be abandoned

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And i'm not happy about that because i've been persecuted for supporting trump

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but uh, you know

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My gut is like ready to pull away

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But then there's like a left

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And they are I don't want to abandon trump because of them. They didn't run me off trump. They didn't make me turn against trump

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trump made me turn against trump

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And so it doesn't matter

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If trump is this great thing, it's that

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If he's going against that we have to turn against it. Let's take another phone call. Yeah

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Wow, no one even did like did they not at all address that? Oh, no. No, they just move along

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I think because they know he's fucked up

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What did paul paul said something that like?

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His it sounded like he was

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Not happy with that. I think he doesn't care. I think because he's he's very conditional about trump to begin with

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So the idea that alex is saying these things as he's walking out the door, basically, I don't think he cares at all

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And he knows that alex is fucked up. So this whole time that paul's sitting there. He's either laughing condescending

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Or just like checked out you. I mean you hear him. He's just like yeah, you take over you do what?

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Do do what you need to do. That's sort of that sort of vibe. Um, but uh,

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That is that's interesting to me that uh, very

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Overtly, like trump made me turn on trump and specifically what he's talking about is the idea that he's not been able to get back

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On twitter like he's mad that trump isn't putting that executive order out that will allow him to have a social media presence again

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So that is what made or at least what he's expressing is that is what made him turn on trump

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So you're sure it's that I mean you you heard the full context you're sure it's that and not him talking more about like because they

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Were talking they they you know, they were talking about

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And not him talking more about like because they were talking they he and roger were talking for weeks about like trump needing to round

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up his enemies and the state of emergency to like is it is it really just twitter and not

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I'm pissed that trump didn't fucking jail the globalists. I think there's I think he's been mad about that for two years. Um,

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I think that trump's actions are also like in

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What you're talking about? I think is a good example of it

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But I think that trump's actions on a larger scale disprove alex's worldview

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Because if trump were a patriot leader as alex is describing him

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Then he would be taking care of all of the issues that alex has

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Uh explained like the need to jail the globalists the need to get me back on twitter. Uh, the vaccines

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Uh, uh, the the that's shit, you know, so the fact that none of that stuff is being done

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Um, it's sort of an invalidation of anyone even a crazy president thinking that these are real problems

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Wow, I mean it's kind of nice to hear him say that because I I feel like maybe he's I hope he's speaking for

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Enough other people that 2020

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Isn't a fucking disaster. Uh

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I do like hearing trump made me turn on trump like that

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It gives me a little bit of happy. Yeah, it's certainly something you never expect to hear

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You know you you you kind of expect that people are on the path that they're on and and seeing an indication

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From alex as fucked up as he is, uh that there is a possibility of of sincerely like i'm done with this

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Um, it is heartening, but then you have to take a step back and realize

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Um that the thing he'll jump to is something worse than trump probably

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Yeah, but

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We gotta deal with one fucking thing at a time, right?

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So you heard there at the end of that last clip that uh, owen is trying to get to a call

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Uh, and so we're gonna you know, you're getting getting down to it actually, uh getting some questions

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Um, and uh, they don't actually take a call. Uh, they read some uh, uh printouts that they have from reddit

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And here is the first question here. In fact, i'll read that. How about yeah, go ahead paul read one of these pick which one you want

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Aj were you a fan of buckaroo bonsai whatever that is

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What if that is buckaroo bonsai what is that fucker from hillbilly stuff? I don't know

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Muddies movie

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Were you a fan

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The answer is no

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All right moving on moving on yeah

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Hard-hitting high stakes kind of uh questions being asked to lead things off. Were you into buckerai buckaroo bonsai?

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I am the angriest I have ever been big buckaroo bonsai fan over there. Buckaroo bonsai is a cultural treasure

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I can't say that i've ever seen it. I don't think I think that's something I gotta put on the list. It's

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Have you ever wanted to see jeff goblum dressed as a cowboy?

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fighting evil alongside, uh rock musician slash neurosurgeon slash rocket engineer slash

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ninja

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slash

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Race car driver you had me at jeff goldblum dressed as a cowboy. I was already sold. Uh, it's it's a great film

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I'll agree. I'll give it a spin but it's not as paul joseph watson. So derisively called it hillbilly shit

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I can't think of a less hillbilly movie. It's like it like it's honestly in alex's vein

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There's a lot of weird conspiracy stuff in there

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If you ever read like the illuminatus trilogy or any robert anton wilson fiction, it's like a movie

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That's very much in that sort of vein

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It's like that's puzzling that he did the answer is no then yeah, yeah, that's weird

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I really like honestly think alex would have enjoyed it

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um

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So you get another question now and this one is someone taking advantage of the goblin emperor being in the room and he asked paul

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joseph watson, uh question and his answer, uh is troubling. Oh good. He's so brilliant with memes. Wow

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Most of them that's why i'm brilliant. There you go. Okay asked and answered. Wow, that was honest. Yeah, okay

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Why are you so good at memes I steal shit

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Okay, then

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Um, so in this next clip alex gets back to uh, one of his theories that he likes to pull out whenever he wants to

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Impress people. Um, and that is the issue of adrenochrome and the elites drinking, uh, children's blood

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Which of course is rooted in the deeply anti-semitic, uh blood libel

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The historical smear campaign against jewish people, uh, but alex doesn't seem to think that's the case

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He thinks that elites are really doing this. Um, and he expresses that in this next clip people want to know

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What you think about bill gates mainlining adrenochrome? I know that the establishment is obsessed with the uh, drinking of children's adrenal cortex

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That's mainline news

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So I don't know what to say about that

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Where are bill gates involved?

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He's a good guy really come on. Yeah bill gates william gates. I just know that gates and windows

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That's how you penetrate

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So that's a nice question good good instincts on alex's part let's move along from that

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how many

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How many breaks has he taken at this point a couple? I think there's probably maybe two commercial breaks that have happened so far

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And and when you asked me earlier, uh where we are on the drunk scale

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This is the kind of this is how he is like this is the the level

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Um, where he's he's sort of seeping into this like oh i'm so fucked up

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Yeah

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That's heartbreakingly drunk. Yeah, if I saw my friend like this at a bar i'd get him a cab or something like that

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Like it's it's absurd. Oh, I wouldn't leave anyone alone who sounded like that because they just like that's he doesn't sound like

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Wasted and like he sounds wasted and broken. Yep. That is

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Heartbreaking he does okay you if you cared about someone you would worry about self-harm, uh, in this sort of in this state that he's uh,

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It's uh, yeah, it's bad. It's uh, it's pretty bad and this next clip

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Is where alex tries to get some uh, he tries to speak through it, you know

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He's clearly slurring and and having long gaps in his sentences

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But he tries to uh, let his muscle memory kick in and out of his mind

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And just talk about like ancient lore and and stuff like that weird

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Esoteric ideas. Um, and I will tell you it does not work. It was a lot of lifetimes ago

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That I committed to humanity

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And I made that decision

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That I saw the whole future

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And now here we are in 2019

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And god is on our side

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And i'm gonna be a part of that

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God is on our side

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And all these enemies are attacking us because they already sold out

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Paul i'm glad you're here in texas

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And i'm glad that owen's here

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And i'm glad that we're here together

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Because when I roll over dead

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I want to make sure when they see my big pink belly. They know that was somebody that actually stood for justice

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So

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And that's where we stand right now

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And a lot of people did a lot of stuff before us

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To make sure we got this far

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And so that's why i'm a little upset

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That people don't appreciate

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everything

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humanity did

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So that's where I am

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Because that's where I am

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Um, wow there was oh shit

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Go ahead. Yeah, sorry. I they there's that long pause there that tricked you into thinking yeah done but no

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That's uh, that's deeply upsetting. Uh, just like

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Yeah, sorry, oh no, that's right. He seems to be insinuating that he's mad that people don't recognize how much humans have done

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Yeah

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A little a little silly. I mean I get pissed at the ancient aliens guys, too

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And he takes credit for the pyramids away from the egyptians, but that's not the way to express that

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That's what he's pissed off about

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There was a whole arc there because you hit the start

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It's wobbly and then he kind of he kind of hit the stride for a little bit

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There's like a 10 second period there where it's like, okay, you're still drunk

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But like it seems like you're pulling something together and then right downhill

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That's what I was trying to express with the muscle memory like he's so used to talking about these things about the many lifetimes

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And stuff like that. That's the attempt like that's when you trip on the sidewalk and you try and catch yourself

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But unfortunately, he caught himself by stumbling into traffic and he got hit by a booze truck

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Yeah, I think he hit the booze truck

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Yeah, yeah, we don't need to get the driver, uh, uh point any fingers at him. That was yeah, that's all alex

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All alex, um, so one of the pieces of alex's mythology is that the globalists have been trying to buy him out

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But he's unbuyoutable for for a long time. We've heard him express that sort of thing

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He said they offered me everything the entire world

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um, and so he gets asked about this, uh, and his answer is uh,

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kind of what you'd expect it to be quite frankly tell me when the

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When the little green leprechauns showed up with their pot of gold and said alex just come over to the dark side

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How did you resist?

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uh

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Whoa

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Alex said at the end there it never happened

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I wow

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I'm, not sure if that's just his intoxication speaking or if he's like feeling really fucked up about the idea that like

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He's been perpetrating a decades-long fraud that the elites and the globalists tried to get him on their side

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And he's just like I can't keep this

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It never happened

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Wow, that's just shocking

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It is it is except there is a possibility robert that what he's saying never happened

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is

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Taking literally, uh the question that no one asked him and that is did uh leprechauns come to you and offer you money

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Right, right. He might be so drunk that he can't think abstractly. That's that is possible

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So he's either too drunk to think abstractly or too drunk to lie

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One of the two yeah of the two but much like you were saying about that last clip where he was wobbly and then sort

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Of catches himself the idea of him being offered a ton of money comes up

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Uh, just a couple minutes later and alex, uh sort of changes his answer. How much did the globalists offer you?

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How much was in the pot of gold

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How many stetson hats

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100 million

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200 million

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That was all for everything. Yeah

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I could buy a lot of stetson rangers

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They offered me a lot of money

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What can you just like what do you think? We're like running the fucking game here. We're gonna go and dump that

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Oh, no, I mean like it's real deal they don't rely on money

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There's a million stars

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Okay chicks love freedom. Do you guys have to turn down hot babes constantly? I bet it's annoying hard-hitting questions

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Wow, do they have to turn down babes constantly? Um, well, uh, alex talks about how he has no problem with women

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Basically, uh, that's his sort of take on it and then paul doesn't want to answer because he's a christian conservative who has a girlfriend

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So he he seems above the line of questioning or at least that's he how he wants to present himself

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So I guess they gave him hundreds of millions of dollars or offered to a hundred million two hundred million

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Two hundred million hundreds of millions. There's big differences between those there are there are large and they may have been three different offers

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It's totally possible. They might enter the negotiation of some sort

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Yeah, i'd say he's i'd say he's still ideological or he's still consistent. Yeah

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From earlier when he said it didn't happen

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Is owen

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Leaving too because he's they're both being pretty mean to alex

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I think the he knows alex isn't going to remember this

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I think that's part of it and alex never watches the content

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No, I I don't imagine him having the time to do that with all the uh hours he puts in on air

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So yeah, I think he just knows he's safe

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And what if paul joseph watson's leaving rogers going to prison?

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How is he going to fire owen? That's never going to happen. He needs him now

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Oh, what a sad position to be in when you need owen schroyer, yeah, it's a tragedy for everyone involved

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Like if I had a choice between my cat and owen and I was bleeding out and needed a tourniquet applied

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I think i'd try for the cat first. Yeah. Yeah, because I mean, you know, it's not likely that they'll be able to pull it off

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The cat but it's possible

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It's possible you don't have one. Oh, oh and schroyer a favor. No, no, no

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No, no, no, nor do I trust him to apply a tourniquet? Certainly not

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Um, so this next clip is where we hit the point where I thought this is no longer responsible

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Uh, I mean it's been bad already, but yeah alex gets drunk on air a lot of times it says stupid shit

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um, this is the point where I legitimately wanted to

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uh sue

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Owen schroyer and paul joseph watson and everyone at infowars for elder abuse. Yeah elder abuse

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I don't know if alex is old enough, but I mean

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I'd take child endangerment. It kind of sounds like that right now

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Yeah, there's there's something going on here that I think might be a crime

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But i'm not sure what it is and this next clip was just like guys you are so fucking awful

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If you make it to vegas i'll buy you beer. Well, I would say just in general

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The infowars audience is huge but alex what about the vibes when you say something and put it out into the universe there

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Yeah, you know

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All I know is is that

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What about

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We're supposed to eat you're supposed to go eat tonight but

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Fuck I don't go about that's all right

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Uh, that's really fucked up bad

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Yeah him saying on air in the response to a question about how do people respond when you put things into the universe?

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and being like

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I have uh, I want to go to bed the the fact that they don't immediately cut the feed

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And be like we need to take care of you like you are in you're hurting right now

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Um, it's insane. It's a it's a profound abuse that they're uh, enacting towards him

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He loses the ability to speak in complete sentences and then loses the ability to speak in words over the course of that

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like 20 seconds

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I want to go to bed. I I respect that uh, uh self-awareness though that he's able to come to the point

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Where he's like I should be in bed. I don't know why i'm on air

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It's heartbreaking that the man who is so drunk. I doubt he can stand hits

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That point of realization before either of his sober sober colleagues do it's just indicative of how little they care about him

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Like as a as a person and alex is squinting and like really like there's a wobbliness to him. It's

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It's it's an embarrassment for everybody like I thought the rogan stuff was embarrassing with like how drunk he got and stupid but like this is

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This is next level

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Makes me sad

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Tragic, but in the same way that alex has the self-awareness that he needs to go to bed

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He also picks up the self-awareness that people are laughing at him and that paul joseph

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Watson and owen schroyer are laughing at him and he tries to express it in this next clip. Oh, no

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Oh, those are important. You know, we here have these operations and uh

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You know, that's the thing it's like I

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They I think they got me but they don't you know

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There's uh

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a certain point

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Everybody's laughing

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This is what matters

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Who wants to spread joy right now?

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I'm spreading joy, you know, I

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I want to spread joy. Hmm. That's what it's all about

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That's that's very that's very sad

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Yeah, most of those weren't even words nope starts with bomber pilots are very important

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Uh carrying out missions. Everyone's laughing

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Everyone is laughing. I didn't even really hear like up until everyone's laughing. None of that was intelligible to me

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It it wasn't even with context really you're not missing much

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I mean bomber pilots are important. Certainly I get that. Yeah

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I appreciate your uh, you know, not impugning the noble bomber pilots. Oh, man a good bomber pilot

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Of of the things to do bombing people is one of them

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I think alex is trying to use it as a metaphor but being really unsuccessful because he talks about himself as a fighter pilot all

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the time like over over globalist territory and

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It's just yeah

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I would

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When when deep fakes get good enough in a year or two

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I would love to see someone just completely re-edit top gun

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But replace tom cruise with current day alex jones drunk. Great. Oh, what a what a film that would be

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Do you think that technology will be able to capture intoxication in a in a replaced person in the maybe three years?

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Yeah, okay. All right, they'll hit that level now. I'm excited about it now

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I'm excited for that technology. The sky is the limit. It's going to destroy democracy, but we'll get to see alex jones and top gun and

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Gone with the wind, but everybody's a butt. It's going to be great. Yeah small price to pay

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The world being destroyed

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Um, so that self-awareness went away really quick for alex that idea that people are laughing at him

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Paul joseph watson's able to tell him like it's about spreading joy. We're spreading joy. Isn't that great?

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Um, and then we get to alex getting into the emotional part of his intoxication

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um, and he starts a lot of the time I know he's fake crying when he talks about uh,

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Like loving this country and stuff like that

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Sure. I think that this is real crying. Um, and once you see what it's about, it's even more fucked up

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How does it feel to be bullied by twitter's lawyer alex?

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Uh, yes

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You know, they try to take your kids man

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They try and take my kids

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Don't worry about me

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It's not funny

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And they take anything

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Is this thing is so funny

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But they try to keep they try to get your children away

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They go on tv these lawyers

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I'm gonna try to take your kids away from you

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And they think it's funny

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And then if you're bad enough, they think you're weak or they think you're a bad person

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So it's like I didn't do anything to this woman. Whatever her name is vagina

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Vagina, whatever vagina good vagina's going

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Are they?

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Um, that is alex, uh talking shit about the lawyer who came along to uh, twit, uh, the rogan show with jack dorsey

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Uh her name, uh, alex who's excited as vagina. So I would say that's doing something to her. Uh, you know insulting her like that. Um,

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But yeah, alex seems to think that twitter is trying to take his kids away. Um,

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Which is a really fucked up, uh sort of way to look at the situation. That was just

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Really sad. Mm-hmm. Uh

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That was just a man who's lost or is in the process of losing everything and realizes it

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Breaking down in front of his friends and then realizing he does not have friends. Uh-huh, and they're laughing at him or

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Poking him like oh and ask the question. How does it feel to be bullied by twitter's lawyer?

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If you know alex at all, you know what state he's in. There's a really good chance

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That's not going down the path you want it to that's going to end up with him doing exactly what he just did

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Crying about his kids and stuff. It's uh, yeah fucked up. These people are

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Awful awful people and I can't believe I feel bad for alex jones. Yeah, I know

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It's one of those really really weird feelings like I hate I hate him so much, but in this tiny snapshot

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I hate these other dudes more like they're yeah

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well because

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For all of the many things that he is alex is clearly not a sociopath

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and

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He has I think he's a narcissist he's probably got like

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He's definitely a narcissist. We know that and he might have borderline personality disorder, but like

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I don't think a real

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Psychopath could cry about his kids like that that's that's a person who?

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Really cares about something

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or

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Uh alternative explanation he's a sociopath who's really drunk and thinks that a normal person would cry about their kids

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In that circumstance. I don't know

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I I that seems like real crying to me, but who knows like alex jones has been doing this for 20 some years

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He's he can he can put on a face

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No, it definitely does feel real to me as well

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I don't think I like I said before the clip like i've heard him fake cry a thousand times and that seemed very real

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Which makes it so much harder to look at this stuff man. Yeah, it's really hard

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It because it makes people think exactly what you said

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Because it makes people think exactly what you said they're like, I hate that. I feel sorry for alex

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it's but

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It's the reality of this. I mean it that's important especially for like

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You know your show is essentially

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Analyzing this guy and what he's doing and trying to explain him because he has he's he's not unimportant

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He has a real impact on the world and has had one but he

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He like his whole brand of what he does is so completely devoid of empathy, which is why he's able to do such terrible shit

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like he did to the sandy hook families because

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like he

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Cuts that out of his work almost entirely and you get these little snippets of it for like when he's crying now

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but also like during the when he first heard about sandy hook like

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There were those little moments where you can tell like oh he might feel terrible about what he's about to do or at least he's conflicted

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He does it like and fuck him for that

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But like there are like those moments where you can like see him cross a rubicon in his own head

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Yeah, there's there's choice involved with like yeah, like suppressing whatever feeling you have

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Whatever like you have empathy, but you ignore it in order to do the job or whatever the mission

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Yeah

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And if you don't yeah, I think if people don't look at him that way

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I think that it's kind of there's a missing context to it. So yeah, I guess I guess there is a point to

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Feeling bad for him every now and again

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Yeah, you've got it. There was your yeah

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Thankfully, he doesn't cry for long. Although again if I were them I would have said show over. This is it. We are done

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My boss is having a meltdown drunk on air. We got it. We got to save him from himself

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I pissed at the cameraman for not just being like no, no, no, no, no

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Or whoever's the producer like where's yeah, where's Alex's dad? His dad is the HR head at infowars

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Where are these people who were related to him that ostensibly care about him? It's insane that anyone would let him do this

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Yeah, and heartbreaking, but thankfully he stopped crying

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and he gets to I guess I'm not sure who it is one of the other dudes asks him a question and

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This is this is more of a charming moment. I guess in his drunkenness. Why do they hate you so much though Alex?

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What is it about you that they hate?

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Hard to music

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Did he say I've got music or I like that music it's very reflective and he says I like that music

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This generic rock bumper music that we're playing like that dig it

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That's the kind of drunk that you could kind of like I can hang out with that. Yeah. Yeah that that parts fine

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Yeah, and especially because he even resists the like a softball

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Underhand pitch of why do people hate you like that's Alex has answered that question a thousand times

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Yeah, I should be able to like do it in his sleep instead. No answer like this music

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Just pretty sweet pretty sweet

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you heard earlier Owen saying like delete that or you know put because Alex swore and

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They they're still on the air. They're on the radio because it's still on the

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Show Owens show the war room and so he knows that these stations that are playing the show across the country

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Do not allow

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Breaking of FCC rules and it makes it much more tragic because towards the end of this Alex is so drunk

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He just can't stop swearing. He's cursing like a sailor. Okay, I'm tired of hearing I beat up somebody yet

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delete that

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Oh

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All right, we're gonna go to break I can't stop swearing he has lost control of his own abilities at that point

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Probably earlier probably a little bit earlier in the show. Alex was complaining about how Jon Ronson

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Is a dick I guess

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Alex is mad that Jon Ronson he thinks that well

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I mean much like Rogan a couple weeks ago Alex thinks that Ronson is a sneaky snake

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And is trying to set him up or something like that

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I'm not sure how true that is or what Alex is talking about but

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Towards the end of this they get a call for the ask me anything from someone purporting to be Jon Ronson

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And I will let you decide whether or not this is a real Jon Ronson call. Oh my

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Side though Jon Ronson has apparently called into the show and we were talking about Jon earlier and Alex, you know Jon

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So apparently this is Jon. We're gonna find out. I don't know that the screeners are potting him up now

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So Jon Ronson is this is this the real deal Alex?

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Hey Jon, how are you friend? I'm good

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Oh, I'm still in Rockdale, would you like to get drinks tonight?

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My friend a little busy man

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I'm so lonely

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Are you lonely

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No, I'm the opposite alone

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I never that I scholar so the fake Jon Ronson

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Yeah, who goes through like three accents and three sentences. Yeah, it's pretty a pretty good work

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And this is a good point to bring up the idea that Paul Joseph Watson thinks conservatives are getting better at comedy and

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Oh, man, it's scaring. It's scaring the left

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It is you're getting so funny

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I would say that that clip is a pretty strong indication that conservatives are staying bad at comedy

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So I'm trying to I want to parse out here just to analyze it. Yeah, what the joke is

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It I think it's the Jon Ronson has an effeminate voice. Maybe yeah, he sounds a little like a lady

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That's it. That's a

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Solid solid a setup and punchline really complete joke

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They didn't develop the theme at all either like I know you can't rely on Alex to do setup work here or anything like that

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But Paul Owen are both sober the two of them should have been able to ask a question to elicit the comedy from the caller

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Who is clearly he's willing he's there. He's playing a character. Just ask him anything

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They didn't they didn't make a reference to one of Ronson's books or anything like that

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They could have made a pun out of like the elephant in the room

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Is that you're not the you're not really Jon Ronson or something anything?

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Wow, yeah, it's garbage nothing. So in this next clip

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We get to see the psychodrama that's been building of that

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We can't talk about how Paul's leaving that sort of thing that tension

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It kind of comes to a head in this next clip where Alex

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Insists that Paul needs to repeat specific words to him that are indicative of like taking over

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His operation and it's it's real weird. They are there. They're really

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It's it it's almost like he's trying to knight him or something like that

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It's bizarre. You have to take the leadership

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We don't want the leadership Paul, but we have to take the leadership

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If we don't do it radical Muslims will do it or the weird perverts will do it understand now as a man

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You have to take literature so save the world right now I take leadership

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Where are we on? I?

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Take leadership. No, seriously. This isn't a game

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Serious say it's not some Paul. It's not some it's real Paul

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I know it's an innocent person. You have to take leadership or someone else will say I

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Take the leadership. I'll take the leadership

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You take it and take it

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Because if you don't know what else does

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That's that's dripping with importance for Alex Wow

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He really seems to care about this

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Yeah

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The ritual that he's performing

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Yeah, and about having someone to carry on his legacy. I think I think there's a part of it. That is that yes

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All I've all I've worked for will go to will be nothing will be dust in the wind if someone else doesn't keep the fire

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But there's also probably like if Paul Joseph Watson is the person who takes the mantle

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I might be able to still make some money off that

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by like

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being in between with sponsors or something like that get him a show on GCN or something like that along those lines and

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He would have influence over Paul like he'd be able to appear on Paul's show and stuff like that. So his his personal

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Journey would continue even if info Wars went away. So I think there's some of that in there. This makes me wonder

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What we don't know about info Wars is financial or legal situation because like it seems like something

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Calamitous is imminent or even it could be Alex's health or any any number of things like there

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There's something behind the scenes that they haven't

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Disclosed or revealed. I mean he is he does verge on being an elderly man and with his level of alcohol intake

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45

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Well, yeah, but like 65 when you considered all the drinking he's spiritually 65

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He's spirit. I mean and he's put on a lot of weight in the last year. He has that super thick neck

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He has terrible sleep apnea issues. He's talking about he has brain damage from

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childhood fights and stuff like

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He's a wreck and yeah, if you he's suffering with something I certainly wouldn't want him to continue doing this

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To his own detriment, but I think I have a suspicion that also part of it could be the Sandy Hook lawsuit

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and it's not necessarily the lawsuit itself because I'm not sure if

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If they'll be able to get him on defamation or anything like that

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But the stuff that they've been allowed to take find in discovery, you know stuff like his financial records

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Advertising stuff and things like that. I think he could probably be really concerned about that information becoming public

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Oh, yeah

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Because that could destroy his entire thing

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Like if there is some sort of a dark money connection that gets revealed through that discovery process

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It invalidates the entirety of his career like he has been someone who is paid by a special interest or something like that

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Some fund or foundation and that he's not the man in the woods screaming mad profit shit

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He is just another shill. I wonder if he's gotten money from the NRA. I don't think back in the day

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He did but maybe more recently. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, because he used to be anti NRA controlled opposition and stuff

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But I bet he could have gotten some money from like gun owners for America or the Jews for the preservation of the firearms

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Those two organizations. He was really big into as gun

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Groups back in the day. It's possible. I don't know

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I think I think any specific theory we have is like we're not gonna be able to get to the bottom of any of it

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It's gonna be something insane like the fucking

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I don't know like notch from minecraft has been funding his operation for the last five years or something

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The prestige was him saying that QAnon is real. That's the yeah, that's the big public demonstration

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So that's that's the last we hear of Alex on this this episode

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He has they just they go to break and he's he's done. He's he's out

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And I think that it's a fitting and for him on the show of being like Paul

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You must take over you must be the leader that the world demands lest the Muslims or perverts take over

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That sort of thing

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But we get one more clip of Owen ending the show and I think he's pretty accurate about what he says

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we're gonna go ahead and wrap this war room up here today on this March 5th 2019 and

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I'm sure I'm sure you'll be seeing and hearing clips from today's broadcast

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for a long time

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Wow

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and and and just kind of

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It's it's almost I don't even know if people can understand this I I think we can

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They think we can I think we could understand he's right. I think clips that will be joked about for quite a while

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I think that it's it's very fertile territory to make fun of Alex. I

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feel

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Too gross to make fun of him for most of this. Yeah

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Yeah

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some of the ideas are funny to make fun of but like a struggle that he's in and the like the

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Incapacitated state and still being exploited by his co-workers and it's the that's hard to learn

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Indifference of these people that he's worked with for half a lifetime

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Mm-hmm. That's

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At least Owen just came into the fold like a couple years ago. Yeah, he's not as like but

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Alex has known Paul Joseph Watson since he was like Paul like Paul was 19 or something like that

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They've been working together since early Infowars days

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They should be family

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You know, yeah, Steve Watson Paul's brother used to work for them too

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Like it was there was a real connection there that should exist that appears not to and that is a bummer

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Yeah, it's heartbreaking

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So we have one where little out of context drop here that I think sums up this show

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Oh nice. It's a car crash of a show. Yep. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah

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When you're right, you're right perfectly said the two guys there are

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Are very insightful. This will be talked about for a long time as a car crash except Paul

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Paul was talking about the Rogan episode with Jack, but it's certainly more applicable to this

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Up, so I don't know where we've reached the end of this and I don't know what if you have any any closing thoughts

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Any anything you're walking away from this with I mean did he did we see him in that walk away from the table?

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No, I don't believe so goes to break and then he's sitting he's sitting there having said his piece. I

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Imagine they might have had to help him up

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yeah, it does not seem like he's a

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Capable of walking at that point. Oh and I should point out the war room ends at 5 p.m. So

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This is not like a late-night

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Episode or anything. So he's been drinking since 9 in the morning then

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I don't know cuz I listened to the episode that day his show and he's you know, reasonably normal

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I think he just got going as soon as the fourth hour host took over on his show started slamming him back

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He had an hour until the war room starts hour and a half two hours before he actually actually has to start this AMA

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That's plenty of time for him to pound a few back. I'm

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curious as to what the

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inspiration for this amount of drinking was because like is it just it like

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Was did it really come from a place of where he emotionally wasn't sure how to handle Paul's departure?

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And so he was like he just started drinking like is that maybe what caused that that's my working theory

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Yes, because the timing of it and the fact that they announced that on Alex's show the next day that sort of stuff

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I think that that has to be a part. It could be a coincidence. Maybe he drinks like that all the time

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But it seems important that time

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Either that or he got some other bad news too around the same. I don't know. I

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He definitely feels there's way more emotion

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Out of him then I'm used to seeing that's like not just Alex Jones telegraphed rage, but it's like

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a human well media matters came out with a story about the

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That this American life is doing a story about the Sandy Hook victims families and it may involve Alex in some way

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So he might have found out about that

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Recently to this and realized that like oh the information that I've been lying about is going to come out to tons of people

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I don't know

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I think I think it's Paul and I think one of the reasons is because it's not just Paul leaving

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Alex is aware that he can't do this without Paul

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And yeah

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when they when he knows he has to announce the next day that Paul is starting his own operation and Paul says it's within a

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Couple weeks like it's immediate. He's going to start his own thing immediately

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I think Alex the part of the awareness that he has is like I'm announcing

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The effective end of me being able to do what I do

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He overcame it to Paul and like made him so essential as an employee that now it just you'd need to hire

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30 people to fill what that guy did for him. He put all his eggs in one small racist British man. Yeah

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the classic fool game that no self-respecting leprechaun would do

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Yeah, no leprechaun would put that many eggs and that tiny an Englishman no certainly not so we'll see where this goes

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I think I think there's strong indications that Alex is at least emotionally on his way out of doing this anymore

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And how much of that is just his drunkenness?

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I don't know, but it seems like it's definitely a piece of his thinking

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I'm excited to see if that actually is where it goes. Yeah

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for now

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Robert people can find you on your show behind the bastards. That's on on iTunes

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Yeah, it's on iTunes Spotify. Wherever you wherever the pods are casted you can find behind the bastards

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And you can find me at I write okay on Twitter

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And I've got a gofundme the war on everyone go fund me and you can help me do a big podcast thing and

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I'm super excited to see that come to fruition. I'm very

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Anticipated highly yeah, I am grateful for that and I'm grateful to you for bringing me on I'm not

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As good at the comedy stuff as your your usual man Jordan, but this is one of my very favorite podcasts

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I was listening to you guys in the car on my way to drive to Hollywood to record a podcast today

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and when I drove home, I love your show and and I'm happy to

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To be your or your Owen Schroyer today

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Yeah, I think you treated me much better than Owen treated Alex, but I really appreciate that means a lot

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You know your support and that you like the show and I could pay the same compliment back your show is fantastic

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And people should definitely check it out. So let's wrap this up

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I don't know how to other than to say I guess Owen Schroyer probably hasn't killed anybody

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Yeah, Owen Schroyer probably hasn't and I I don't think Paul never leaves his house

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So I don't think Paul's killed anybody no

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It seems unlikely, although they're sort of leading Alex down the path that might lead to his own destruction

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Yeah, you could say they're accomplices to an eventual murder

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That's possible. But for now only one guy has technically probably killed somebody and that is Alex Jones

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Andy in Kansas you're on the air. Thanks for holding

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Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you