Transcript/120: January 27, 2016
From Knowledge Fight Wiki
Warning: Bot Generated Content
This transcript was automatically generated by transcription software and likely contains many mistakes and misattributions. Please check the audio for definitive quotes, attribution, and context.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:00.000)
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:04.400)
Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:07.599)
I love you.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:08.099)
Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:10.099)
I'm Jarden.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:10.599)
We're a couple dudes, like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:15.199)
That's what we do, Dan, is there a hook to that?
Unknown Speaker (00:00:17.800)
There is, there's a hook, and that is that I know a lot about Alex Jones.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:20.199)
I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:21.399)
Indeed, that is the hook.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:23.300)
Also, just because we gotta say it up top.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:26.199)
Gotta.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:26.800)
This Saturday we will be live.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:28.399)
You have to listen to this plug, or you won't get the rest of the show.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:32.000)
You can turn it off now, but you won't get the rest of the show.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:34.600)
And let me tell you, today, sit through this plug happily, because I got some fucked up stuff to play for you, that Alex Jones said deep in the past.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:42.799)
That's how good we are at advertising.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:44.399)
Guys, hold tight, we're gonna plug, just ignore this part.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:48.000)
Please don't.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:48.799)
And then you'll get to the, no no, don't worry about this plug, we gotta do it, but just ignore it.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:53.000)
Just, this isn't for you.
Unknown Speaker (00:00:54.600)
We'll be at the Playground Theater, January 20th at 1030pm, tickets still available?
Unknown Speaker (00:00:59.600)
I don't know, they're going fast.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:01.399)
You can get tickets at Playground Theater dot com slash knowledge dash fight, is that right?
Unknown Speaker (00:01:06.599)
I think it might just be Playground dot com.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:08.599)
You know what?
Unknown Speaker (00:01:09.400)
The Playground dot com, who cares?
Unknown Speaker (00:01:11.000)
Hell if I know.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:12.000)
This, again, we're bad, we're bad at this.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:14.200)
We'll tweet out the link.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:15.000)
Anyway, we'll be live, it'll be a great time, we'll have a lot of fun.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:17.599)
Still not entirely sure what episode of Alex Jones we'll be covering, that is still up in the air to a certain degree.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:25.000)
Yeah, it's the playground theater dot com slash shows slash knowledge dash fight.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:29.799)
Yes.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:30.400)
That's a lot to get through, just go to the playground theater dot com and figure it out.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:34.400)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:35.000)
Sooner or later you'll be able to buy tickets.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:37.200)
Novelty beverage today is, it's becoming pretty habitual at this point.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:42.799)
Arnold Palmer.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:44.000)
This time we're going with light, which is a third less calories.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:48.200)
The zero calories, which we have been drinking a bit in the past.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:51.400)
Apparently they have four different types, regular, one third less calories, two thirds less calories, zero calories.
Unknown Speaker (00:01:59.000)
Dude, they also got a strawberry one too.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:00.599)
Do they?
Unknown Speaker (00:02:01.000)
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:01.599)
How many calories?
Unknown Speaker (00:02:02.200)
Tons, so much, it's a lot.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:05.000)
Almost as many sugars as that one bullshit we drank that last time.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:07.599)
No, not nearly that much, not a mystic level.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:09.800)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:10.599)
But something that's mystical in terms of their allure to me is-
Unknown Speaker (00:02:14.599)
The rap hero mystical.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:17.800)
No, he's not a hero.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:19.400)
He is a horrible dude.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:20.599)
I'm sorry, what?
Unknown Speaker (00:02:21.400)
He went to prison for aggravated sexual assault.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:24.000)
Okay, well then fuck mystical.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:25.800)
Yeah, mystical.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:26.599)
I take all of that back forever.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:28.800)
It really gave a very different feel to that one line of his that was like, I came in with my dick in my hand, be cool.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:34.800)
Yeah, no, that's-
Unknown Speaker (00:02:35.800)
Not good.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:36.400)
No, that's describing the crime you just committed.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:39.599)
Exactly, but look, I'd like to give a shout out to our donors.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:43.199)
No way to pivot out of that one.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:45.199)
Jesus, Jordan, what the hell?
Unknown Speaker (00:02:48.800)
I'm sorry, I'm tearing it down.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:50.800)
I'd like to give a shout out to our new donators.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:52.800)
What's up out there, Hannah?
Unknown Speaker (00:02:54.000)
Thanks for becoming a policy wonk.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:55.800)
I'm a policy wonk.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:57.199)
Thank you so much.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:58.000)
Thank you so much, Hannah.
Unknown Speaker (00:02:59.400)
We appreciate it.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:00.199)
You should tell this to your sisters.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:02.400)
Oh boy, I'd like to also give a shout out to-
Unknown Speaker (00:03:05.199)
Hold on.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:07.800)
I get it.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:08.400)
To your sisters.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:09.199)
Okay, I'd like to also say thank you very much and congratulations to a new globalist out there.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:14.199)
Oh shit!
Unknown Speaker (00:03:15.000)
What's up out there, John H.?
Unknown Speaker (00:03:17.599)
I'm a policy wonk.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:18.599)
Four stars, go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:21.400)
Someone, someone, sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:24.199)
Daddy shark!
Unknown Speaker (00:03:26.800)
We really appreciate it so much, thank you.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:29.599)
God, I, look, I don't, this isn't about money anymore.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:33.400)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:33.800)
I just want to have one episode where like ten different people decide to become globalists and we just play that forever.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:41.400)
And then we just end the show.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:42.800)
That would end up, it's nine seconds long.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:44.800)
Yeah, I would be fine with that. I would be fine with that.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:46.800)
We do appreciate it so much and in addition to, like as if I needed more work to do for this show,
Unknown Speaker (00:03:52.599)
in addition to the live show that we're putting together, we're well on our way towards making that goal.
Unknown Speaker (00:03:58.000)
Oh really?
Unknown Speaker (00:03:59.400)
Yes, we are on pace to make the goal which will force us to start doing the documentary coverage.
Unknown Speaker (00:04:05.599)
Guys, we did not believe in you.
Unknown Speaker (00:04:08.599)
We appreciate it very much.
Unknown Speaker (00:04:10.000)
Dan was, this was a bluff and you guys have called it.
Unknown Speaker (00:04:12.400)
Thank you.
Unknown Speaker (00:04:13.199)
If we reach our goal, which I believe we're 60% of the way to at this point,
Unknown Speaker (00:04:17.199)
by February 1st we will begin breaking down Alex Jones' documentary, Endgame,
Unknown Speaker (00:04:23.000)
which will be a disaster for my sanity and my sleep schedule.
Unknown Speaker (00:04:26.399)
I'll be fine.
Unknown Speaker (00:04:27.000)
My sanity, as I pronounce very weirdly.
Unknown Speaker (00:04:30.000)
So, Jordan, today.
Unknown Speaker (00:04:31.000)
Yes, today.
Unknown Speaker (00:04:32.399)
On the broadcast.
Unknown Speaker (00:04:33.399)
Alright, if you had the plug paused, now is the time to start it.
Unknown Speaker (00:04:36.800)
Right. Today, Jordan, as we mentioned on the last show.
Unknown Speaker (00:04:42.600)
Yes.
Unknown Speaker (00:04:43.199)
We got together this weekend and tried to compile a list of potential things to cover for our live show,
Unknown Speaker (00:04:50.000)
Saturday, Playground Theater, 10.30pm, January 20th, right?
Unknown Speaker (00:04:54.199)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:04:55.000)
So we came up with the list, included on that list was the day Ratzinger, the old pope, stepped down.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:00.399)
Which seems like a great day.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:01.800)
I think that would have been amazing.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:03.000)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:03.399)
Turns out, Alex Jones was on a week-long vacation when that happened.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:06.000)
Motherfucker!
Unknown Speaker (00:05:06.800)
And there was a guest host, so that episode doesn't work.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:08.399)
Well, he was actually voting for the new pope.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:10.399)
He was, I don't know if you knew this or not, Alex Jones is a cardinal in the Catholic Church.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:14.399)
That could be it. That might have explained it.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:16.000)
Yep.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:17.000)
The other, another one was the leap year in 2012.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:20.199)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:20.600)
How's he going to play on his leap, on the leap year?
Unknown Speaker (00:05:22.600)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:23.199)
He might get weird about that, about the calendar and overages and shortages.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:27.800)
That's the type of Alex Jones that we like to deal with.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:30.199)
Absolutely.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:30.800)
It's just the guy who's like, leap years are globalist plot!
Unknown Speaker (00:05:33.800)
I'm in.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:34.399)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:34.899)
I'm in.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:35.399)
Absolutely, that would be amazing.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:36.199)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:36.800)
Unfortunately, I went back to that day and he's just saying, Ron Paul could still win.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:41.399)
Hahahaha!
Unknown Speaker (00:05:43.000)
He's in Louisiana broadcasting from a hotel room.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:47.000)
It's terrible.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:47.600)
That's great.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:48.100)
It's an awful show.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:48.600)
I'm a big fan.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:49.399)
Very, very boring.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:50.199)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:50.600)
And so I went through a bunch of these possibilities and they're just nothing.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:54.199)
They're no good.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:55.199)
But one of them stuck out in my mind.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:57.199)
That is like, this is going to be a good one.
Unknown Speaker (00:05:59.600)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:00.199)
Just not a live show.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:01.600)
I listened to it and it turns out it is a good one, but we could not do this one live.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:05.600)
Okay.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:06.199)
And that is the day after Lavoie Finicum got shot by the police in that Oregon...
Unknown Speaker (00:06:12.600)
Wait, was that the Oregon stand-off?
Unknown Speaker (00:06:15.600)
The Oregon Wildlife Preserve.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:16.600)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:17.600)
Alright, alright, there we go.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:18.800)
Because I knew Alex would be freaking out after that.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:21.600)
You know what's a crazy coincidence?
Unknown Speaker (00:06:23.600)
I have been bored at work, so I've just been listening to old dollops.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:27.600)
I listened to that episode earlier today.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:29.800)
It's a good episode.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:31.600)
It's a good one.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:32.600)
We probably won't get into the actual stand-off all that much.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:36.600)
I wouldn't understand why we would.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:38.600)
We have to deal with it slightly briefly just because they get super racist about it.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:43.600)
Of course.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:44.600)
But at the same time...
Unknown Speaker (00:06:45.600)
How could you not get racist about a bunch of weird, false military white guys occupying
Unknown Speaker (00:06:51.899)
a bird reserve?
Unknown Speaker (00:06:53.600)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (00:06:54.600)
Well, the way they get racist is really fascinating and I'm excited to talk about it, but what's
Unknown Speaker (00:06:59.300)
more fascinating is Alex...
Unknown Speaker (00:07:03.000)
I don't know what's going on, but he says a couple of things in this episode that are
Unknown Speaker (00:07:08.600)
beyond the pale.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:10.000)
I told you this before the show and I stand by it.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:13.699)
You have to look at Alex Jones completely differently after you hear a couple of the
Unknown Speaker (00:07:18.000)
things he says on this episode.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:19.800)
This episode will give some context to some of the beliefs he has and where they come
Unknown Speaker (00:07:25.100)
from and how stupid he is.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:28.100)
So we will do that.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:29.100)
We'll get into that.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:30.100)
I believe Orca should run this planet.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:32.199)
Climate change is good.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:33.199)
Well, that's actually the episode.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:34.399)
I mean...
Unknown Speaker (00:07:35.399)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:36.399)
Nailed it.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:37.399)
All right, guys.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:38.399)
Let's get out of here.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:39.399)
Let's get it.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:40.399)
Go.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:41.399)
So what we're talking about today is at the beginning of the episode, Alex Jones is talking
Unknown Speaker (00:07:44.120)
about how he doesn't want this to get hot.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:48.500)
He doesn't want it to be a hot war, right?
Unknown Speaker (00:07:50.860)
That's not...
Unknown Speaker (00:07:51.860)
No, of course not.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:52.860)
That's not what they're into.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:53.860)
They're not into shooting.
Unknown Speaker (00:07:56.040)
These people at this preserve are amateurs and it should not...
Unknown Speaker (00:08:00.519)
There's probably feds and it shouldn't get into a violent war now.
Unknown Speaker (00:08:05.639)
Let's not do that.
Unknown Speaker (00:08:07.120)
I'm glad you qualified it with the now part.
Unknown Speaker (00:08:09.839)
Well, he's into that.
Unknown Speaker (00:08:11.240)
But then also what he ends up saying after it is incredibly telling about his mentality
Unknown Speaker (00:08:17.920)
and his personal feeling about his place in the world.
Unknown Speaker (00:08:22.040)
This is some weird stuff to start out with.
Unknown Speaker (00:08:24.959)
The Mormons are literal birds.
Unknown Speaker (00:08:27.439)
I have put the energy for 21 years of someone willing to die, ready to die, into an information
Unknown Speaker (00:08:34.519)
war.
Unknown Speaker (00:08:35.519)
But not that way.
Unknown Speaker (00:08:36.519)
And I'm fully ready to be shut up, fully ready to be put in prison, fully ready to be killed,
Unknown Speaker (00:08:40.919)
but when it happens, I'll do my best, if it happens, to have it be just like the archetype
Unknown Speaker (00:08:51.600)
of the martyr.
Unknown Speaker (00:08:53.159)
If he says Martin Luther King Jr. is killing everybody.
Unknown Speaker (00:08:54.759)
Lower my hands and let Darth Vader cut me right in half, then I win.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:01.519)
Then that death means something.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:03.600)
Then that death is worth millions dying in a fight, but you have to build the consciousness.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:10.480)
You have to build the system.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:12.340)
You have to build the personality.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:14.320)
You have to build the sacrifice and make the sacrifice great and make the sacrifice loved
Unknown Speaker (00:09:22.580)
when it's destroyed.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:26.460)
As they try to assassinate my character, as they try to kill my name, it's already a martyr
Unknown Speaker (00:09:31.700)
level event, which humans admire at a deep primitive level.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:37.360)
So from the jump, we're getting this idea.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:41.220)
First of all, he's trying to take the shine off Lavoie a little bit.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:43.919)
It'd be like, I'm the real martyr.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:46.320)
Come on, fuck that guy.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:47.519)
Why don't you guys understand that for 20 years, I've been building myself up as a martyr
Unknown Speaker (00:09:51.559)
that no one will ever martyr.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:53.519)
And I'm going to become a force ghost.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:55.399)
Right, exactly.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:56.399)
Why don't you guys get this?
Unknown Speaker (00:09:57.399)
Right, right, right.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:58.399)
Absolutely.
Unknown Speaker (00:09:59.399)
I think that that's kind of, I mean, it's indicative of a real mental disorder.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:04.120)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:05.120)
I think there's a narcissism in there.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:06.840)
Oh, you think?
Unknown Speaker (00:10:07.840)
A little bit of one, but the way he's saying it isn't like his standard manic thing that
Unknown Speaker (00:10:13.679)
he gets whenever he gets into these sort of hyper narcissistic bloviating sessions that
Unknown Speaker (00:10:20.519)
he gets into.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:21.519)
No, he believes this.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:22.519)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:23.519)
This is a hundred percent a real thing he believes.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:25.200)
I think, and especially as what we're going to get into, I think this is him externalizing
Unknown Speaker (00:10:30.080)
a little bit of stuff that he generally keeps inside.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:32.799)
And one of them is that, don't you guys understand, I'm going to be the hero.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:38.120)
When they take me down, I will be the hero.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:41.419)
He's creating a stage for himself to be what he sees himself to be in his own mind.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:47.779)
That's fascinating because that's a very interesting psychology.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:50.659)
He wants to die for the cause, but like, hold on now.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:54.840)
He's making up a cause.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:56.519)
Not now.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:57.519)
Right, right, right.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:58.519)
No, no, no, no.
Unknown Speaker (00:10:59.519)
I will.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:02.039)
Hold on now though.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:03.039)
And when the time comes, I'm going to make sure I cheat it so I look like a victim, which
Unknown Speaker (00:11:09.519)
definitely is in line with all of his philosophies and what have you.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:14.320)
So in this next clip, Alex Jones gets into how he believes that the Bundy group has been
Unknown Speaker (00:11:20.840)
infiltrated and there's feds and shit like that.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:24.440)
And then says something that might be...
Unknown Speaker (00:11:26.360)
The weird thing is I think he is right.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:28.240)
He might be.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:29.240)
I don't know.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:30.240)
They all just got off.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:31.240)
I don't know.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:32.240)
But the way he's saying it is like it's crawling with feds and he's also saying that all those
Unknown Speaker (00:11:39.879)
people who were dressed up like Uncle Sam and all that shit, they were feds trying to
Unknown Speaker (00:11:44.639)
make those people look like assholes.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:46.559)
All of the dildos?
Unknown Speaker (00:11:47.559)
Feds.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:48.559)
Feds.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:49.559)
Feds.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:50.559)
Feds sent in those dildos.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:51.559)
Oh yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:52.559)
But the Cards Against Humanity guy, he did send in that giant thing of blues.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:56.720)
He's a fed.
Unknown Speaker (00:11:57.720)
No, he's just a merry trickster.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:00.200)
So the Bundy group has been infiltrated and like I said, he says something at the middle
Unknown Speaker (00:12:07.519)
to end of this clip that feels like code.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:10.840)
The Bundys are not the operatives.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:13.980)
You can listen to them, take one look at them.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:16.200)
We know where they came from.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:17.600)
They're good people.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:21.519)
But they wouldn't have been the George Washingtons leading the fight.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:25.940)
They would have been the guys in the trenches.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:30.399)
They are not generals.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:33.879)
Take them out.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:35.080)
We don't need them.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:36.080)
What he's saying, I mean.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:37.080)
We don't need them.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:38.080)
You take one good look at them, you know where they come from.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:39.980)
They're good people.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:40.980)
That's, they're white.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:41.980)
Right, right, right.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:42.980)
But then beyond that, the like, they're not generals.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:44.480)
They're still trash.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:45.480)
Well, no.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:46.480)
They're white trash.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:47.480)
But that's not even what he's saying.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:48.480)
He's talking about, he's calling himself the general.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:51.519)
Yeah, no, of course.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:52.519)
Without having to say it.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:53.799)
Oh, we all knew.
Unknown Speaker (00:12:54.799)
He's treating them, even though they're ostensibly being way more active in the same goal that
Unknown Speaker (00:12:59.799)
Alex has.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:00.799)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:01.799)
He's saying, nah, nah, nah, nah, they're too dumb, they're whatever.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:05.440)
I mean, can you really disagree with him?
Unknown Speaker (00:13:09.740)
Not fully.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:10.740)
Nope.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:11.740)
He does have a point.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:12.740)
They are not generals.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:13.740)
They are not generals.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:14.740)
No.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:15.740)
So now, at this point, this is where we start.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:18.559)
They aren't even in the military.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:19.919)
No, certainly not.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:21.320)
They were lying about that.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:22.879)
No.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:23.879)
Oh, yeah, that is true.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:24.879)
They were.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:25.879)
A lot of stolen valor.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:26.879)
We're all Marines.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:27.879)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:28.879)
No, you're not.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:29.879)
So at this point, Jordan, and this is pretty early in the episode, Alex Jones starts to
Unknown Speaker (00:13:34.399)
take a pivot away from talking about the Bundy's specifically and starting to talk about his
Unknown Speaker (00:13:39.960)
understanding of government.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:42.639)
And Ted Bundy.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:43.639)
No.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:44.639)
Nope, doesn't get into them.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:45.639)
Oh, okay.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:46.639)
His understanding of government, his understanding of history and this stuff, it's fucking wild
Unknown Speaker (00:13:52.720)
stuff.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:53.720)
This is the first one where he talks about the intelligence community.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:56.639)
There's different factions.
Unknown Speaker (00:13:57.799)
There's at least seven factions we know of in the CIA.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:01.519)
Three major factions in the NSA.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:04.080)
Different administrations come in and try to create new factions or take over other
Unknown Speaker (00:14:07.840)
ones.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:08.840)
There's Army versus CIA.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:10.559)
There's Navy versus Army.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:12.200)
That's a football game.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:13.200)
So it's a gang war?
Unknown Speaker (00:14:14.200)
There's the Marine Corps, stand alone.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:16.759)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:17.759)
There's Defense Intelligence.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:19.179)
Everybody's cool with the Marine Corps.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:20.179)
He's describing departments.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:21.919)
Everybody's cool with the Marine Corps.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:22.919)
No, no, no.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:23.919)
They're factions, Dan.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:24.919)
Hold on.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:25.919)
They're factions that are always at war with each other.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:26.919)
Let the man finish the clip.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:28.480)
There's the big mega banks above it trying to control and manipulate it all.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:32.039)
Then there's international factions.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:33.960)
It's not just, let's go have a war with the feds.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:37.600)
Let's have it start here like the Alamo.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:40.639)
So that's what he's saying.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:42.519)
It's like there's these intelligence factions departments.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:45.120)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:46.120)
And then he expands it without being specific in any way or even what he's talking about.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:50.159)
And then there are corporations.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:51.159)
There's international factions.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:52.159)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:53.159)
Come on.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:54.159)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:55.159)
The CIA is also overseas.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:56.159)
Who knows?
Unknown Speaker (00:14:57.159)
Could be anywhere.
Unknown Speaker (00:14:58.159)
No, that's a little weird.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:01.120)
Is it?
Unknown Speaker (00:15:02.120)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:03.120)
Because I would say for someone in Alex Jones's position, it behooves him to be more specific
Unknown Speaker (00:15:09.480)
about what he's talking about.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:10.879)
If there's seven factions in the CIA, come out with it.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:14.340)
What are you talking about?
Unknown Speaker (00:15:15.340)
What possible?
Unknown Speaker (00:15:16.340)
Okay.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:17.340)
Look, you're in the CIA.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:18.620)
There's factions.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:20.000)
How could there be seven different factions?
Unknown Speaker (00:15:22.100)
There aren't enough ideological differences.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:24.679)
Probably not.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:25.679)
In the CIA?
Unknown Speaker (00:15:26.679)
What is it?
Unknown Speaker (00:15:27.679)
What is it like?
Unknown Speaker (00:15:28.679)
I want more BLTs in the lunchroom.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:31.480)
Like what kind of factions are we talking about?
Unknown Speaker (00:15:32.879)
There's not even enough primary colors for them to all have different colored neckerchiefs.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:36.580)
That's true.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:37.580)
For identification purposes.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:38.580)
If you see the damn green neckerchief people and you're one of the orange, fuck them.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:43.120)
Don't go over there.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:44.120)
No, no, no, no.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:45.120)
Do not set trip with the fucking factions of the CIA.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:49.080)
They will fucking spy on you.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:50.720)
Those guys are crazy.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:51.720)
Exactly.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:52.720)
We're not even into that shit.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:53.720)
But we also know that there's only like 15% of them who do the killing.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:57.279)
The rest of them are chicken necks.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:58.279)
Right, right, right.
Unknown Speaker (00:15:59.279)
So you wouldn't have to worry about set tripping around the chicken necks.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:01.440)
Well, but every faction is led by one of the guys who does the killing.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:04.600)
It has to be.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:05.600)
I mean, mathematically, if it's 20%, who cares?
Unknown Speaker (00:16:08.879)
Anyway.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:09.879)
I think everybody does.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:11.059)
This is the most important news of the day.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:12.759)
Is it?
Unknown Speaker (00:16:13.759)
No, it's not.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:14.799)
Maybe so far.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:15.799)
Okay.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:16.799)
And not the day, the show, because it's the day, hoo boy.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:20.759)
But this next clip is profoundly fucked up.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:25.720)
Put your mic down for this, and oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:30.799)
You're about to get a history lesson, courtesy of Emmerich Jones.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:37.279)
Let's have it start here like the Alamo.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:40.919)
I just put that there so it's clear that there's no break.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:43.679)
No break in the, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:47.320)
Long pause.
Unknown Speaker (00:16:48.320)
You know that they planned with President Andrew Jackson in 1835, a year out what they
Unknown Speaker (00:17:00.360)
did in Texas.
Unknown Speaker (00:17:01.960)
You know they sent Colonel Travis, this is inside baseball, but it's leaked out here
Unknown Speaker (00:17:07.240)
and there, but this is confirmed, down to the Alamo to fight 10 to one odds to die,
Unknown Speaker (00:17:16.880)
to create a chain reaction to give birth to Texas because they were hardcore folks.
Unknown Speaker (00:17:23.960)
And they were Christians, but they basically followed a Rosicrucian founding father basic
Unknown Speaker (00:17:31.880)
cult deal where they really wanted to found the new Atlantis, they really wanted to build
Unknown Speaker (00:17:40.140)
a new civilization based on human empowerment, and they wanted to die in sacrifice against
Unknown Speaker (00:17:47.359)
tyranny.
Unknown Speaker (00:17:48.759)
They don't really make people like that anymore much, do they?
Unknown Speaker (00:17:53.000)
And they went and they basically planned it and they knew it, and then Travis told the
Unknown Speaker (00:17:57.000)
men, you're all gonna die, step across the line and join me in history, and they stepped
Unknown Speaker (00:18:01.920)
across just like the 300.
Unknown Speaker (00:18:09.940)
They planned with Andrew Jackson an event similar to that, they didn't know exactly
Unknown Speaker (00:18:15.440)
how it would go down a year before, and then they found Travis, who'd already won some
Unknown Speaker (00:18:21.920)
battles and was a born leader, to lead it, and he wrote on that letter to my family when
Unknown Speaker (00:18:32.160)
he left his son with the Ayers family, my mom's side, and said, take care of my little
Unknown Speaker (00:18:41.039)
boy.
Unknown Speaker (00:18:42.039)
And then he wrote the other letter and said, I'm not giving up victory or death.
Unknown Speaker (00:18:48.759)
And they hoped to get reinforcements, but they knew they weren't coming.
Unknown Speaker (00:18:52.680)
And they knew where they were going, and they knew that they were coming to draw Santa Ana
Unknown Speaker (00:18:56.640)
into the south so they could get ready in the east with the armies.
Unknown Speaker (00:19:03.880)
With Sam Houston, under the direct command of President Andrew Jackson in a covert action
Unknown Speaker (00:19:10.279)
of the United States of America to take a third of Mexico.
Unknown Speaker (00:19:15.240)
That was a sovereign country.
Unknown Speaker (00:19:16.359)
That's how you plan things, that's how you win, that's how you kick the British Empire's
Unknown Speaker (00:19:21.000)
butt that nobody can stop.
Unknown Speaker (00:19:23.319)
Real planning, real sacrifice, real long-term commitment.
Unknown Speaker (00:19:29.680)
Not 10 guys in camo and three of them are, I mean.
Unknown Speaker (00:19:33.839)
He's implying that at the end, three of them are feds.
Unknown Speaker (00:19:36.359)
So Jordan, I want to ask you a couple questions.
Unknown Speaker (00:19:38.920)
The first thing- Oh, I don't have any questions for what that,
Unknown Speaker (00:19:42.920)
that was clearly self-explanatory.
Unknown Speaker (00:19:45.759)
Everything about that makes perfect sense.
Unknown Speaker (00:19:47.880)
Do you know anything about Colonel Travis, Colonel William Travis?
Unknown Speaker (00:19:51.779)
I don't, but I'm of the opinion that anybody who winds up overrun by thousands of Mexican
Unknown Speaker (00:20:00.299)
soldiers because he's bad at position, probably didn't do so well.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:04.599)
Well, it's interesting that Alex is presenting this as this thing that's like a pincer move
Unknown Speaker (00:20:10.119)
by Sam Houston and what have you, when Sam Houston said, hey, blow up the Alamo and get
Unknown Speaker (00:20:15.940)
out of San Antonio.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:17.759)
That was his order that was ignored.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:20.519)
Planned.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:22.119)
Planned ignoring.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:23.119)
By Andrew Jackson.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:24.119)
Right?
Unknown Speaker (00:20:25.119)
Hickory.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:26.119)
Andrew Jackson.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:27.119)
Old Hickory.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:28.119)
Not only that, Andrew Jackson planned to tell Houston to say that to Travis.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:32.680)
So Travis would be like, fuck you, and do what he did.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:36.440)
So covert action, action.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:38.700)
At this point- Three factions of the CIA planned that.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:41.400)
Seven of them.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:42.400)
Yeah, but three of the four of them didn't even know.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:44.440)
No, four were red shirted in the action.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:48.559)
So Jordan, now I think is the most appropriate time ever to talk a little bit about Colonel
Unknown Speaker (00:20:53.720)
William Travis.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:55.799)
I've never heard that sentence before, so clearly it must be true.
Unknown Speaker (00:20:58.460)
I'm going to give you a bit of a history lesson that researching tickled the shit out of me
Unknown Speaker (00:21:03.799)
today.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:04.799)
Okay.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:05.799)
I initially thought there's no way I'm going to be able to get this episode together in
Unknown Speaker (00:21:09.400)
time to do it, but I did, and this is a fun story.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:14.180)
So William Travis was born in 1809 in South Carolina.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:17.440)
He was born in South Carolina.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:19.400)
We're off to a bad start.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:20.680)
And then after the war of 1812, his parents moved to Conica County in Alabama, there's
Unknown Speaker (00:21:27.799)
a lot of frontiersmanship- Let's go somewhere worse.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:32.160)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:33.160)
His uncle Alexander founded a school in Sparta, Alabama, which was a part of Conica County.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:38.940)
And so William got the chance to attend it and he was able to get an education.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:43.160)
He'd go on to be a school teacher, a teacher's assistant at a different school where he taught
Unknown Speaker (00:21:47.900)
for less than a year because he got the hots for one of his 16 year old students.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:52.279)
Not good.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:53.279)
Not good.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:54.279)
And they started fucking.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:55.279)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:56.279)
So they ended up getting married.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:57.279)
This is Alabama.
Unknown Speaker (00:21:58.279)
They ended up getting married when she was 16, likely because he got her pregnant.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:02.480)
Naturally.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:03.480)
And some timeframe records show that she probably gave birth before they were married, or at
Unknown Speaker (00:22:08.680)
very least she was pregnant before the marriage.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:10.680)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:11.680)
And back then that was-
Unknown Speaker (00:22:12.680)
Not good.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:13.680)
That was not-
Unknown Speaker (00:22:14.680)
Shotgun wedding.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:15.680)
That was not done.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:16.680)
Shotgun wedding.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:17.680)
So at that point he decided, I'm not going to teach anymore.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:20.880)
No.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:21.880)
And so he and his wife moved and he just started, he moved to a place called the Clarebourn.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:27.160)
Clarebourn?
Unknown Speaker (00:22:28.160)
Clarebourn.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:29.160)
Claybourn.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:30.160)
Whew.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:31.160)
That's a rough name.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:32.160)
So he decided he was going to start studying law because back then that was really easy.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:37.000)
True.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:38.000)
They had four.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:40.880)
As he was studying law he also started a newspaper called the Claybourn Herald, which did okay
Unknown Speaker (00:22:46.960)
for a little while, made a little bit of coin.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:49.880)
But then it started to not make as much money and he had like, you know, I got to support
Unknown Speaker (00:22:53.880)
my family.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:54.880)
I have no idea.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:55.880)
I'm not making enough from this paper.
Unknown Speaker (00:22:58.119)
And the stress of running the paper got so bad to him that he kept fucking up the paper.
Unknown Speaker (00:23:03.819)
He would print advertisements upside down.
Unknown Speaker (00:23:07.759)
He would-
Unknown Speaker (00:23:08.759)
I never learned to read.
Unknown Speaker (00:23:11.000)
He would have ads going way past their expiration date in the paper and it just was a complete
Unknown Speaker (00:23:16.680)
disaster.
Unknown Speaker (00:23:18.279)
And in an event that would go on to mirror his future, this is a sentence that I wrote
Unknown Speaker (00:23:22.180)
that I'm thrilled with, in an event that would mirror his future at the Alamo, he would ask
Unknown Speaker (00:23:26.480)
for help with the paper, but reinforcements were not coming.
Unknown Speaker (00:23:29.519)
Oh, get out.
Unknown Speaker (00:23:30.519)
But he did.
Unknown Speaker (00:23:31.519)
Get out.
Unknown Speaker (00:23:32.519)
He kept trying to get financial support and no one was helping him out and so he was just
Unknown Speaker (00:23:35.799)
in a terrible place.
Unknown Speaker (00:23:37.480)
In 1829, he passed his law exam, right?
Unknown Speaker (00:23:41.240)
So at that point he borrows $55.37 to order-
Unknown Speaker (00:23:45.480)
Ten and a half million dollars in today's money.
Unknown Speaker (00:23:48.279)
Totally.
Unknown Speaker (00:23:49.279)
To start a law office.
Unknown Speaker (00:23:51.039)
He also borrows $90 to cover his expenses with the Herald, right?
Unknown Speaker (00:23:55.680)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (00:23:56.680)
Unfortunately, he wasn't getting any clients for his law firm because no one needed a lawyer.
Unknown Speaker (00:24:04.799)
It was a small fucking town.
Unknown Speaker (00:24:10.200)
It was a small fucking area and they already had a lawyer.
Unknown Speaker (00:24:13.759)
Where would we even go to trial?
Unknown Speaker (00:24:16.440)
There ain't judges here.
Unknown Speaker (00:24:18.000)
They already had a lawyer who was the guy who mentored him.
Unknown Speaker (00:24:20.160)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:24:21.160)
And so like, we don't need another one.
Unknown Speaker (00:24:22.160)
We already got this guy.
Unknown Speaker (00:24:23.160)
And so he is just in a disastrous position where he has spent all this money, he's in
Unknown Speaker (00:24:26.900)
debt and now he can't even make money doing law because no one cares.
Unknown Speaker (00:24:30.519)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (00:24:31.519)
So he's getting nothing.
Unknown Speaker (00:24:33.319)
He's just getting deeper and deeper into debt.
Unknown Speaker (00:24:35.720)
And so he decides to buy a couple slaves in order to-
Unknown Speaker (00:24:38.720)
Boy, that just, it could solve a lot of problems back then, apparently.
Unknown Speaker (00:24:43.400)
He buys two slaves in order to try and help out, right?
Unknown Speaker (00:24:46.559)
I don't, what?
Unknown Speaker (00:24:47.559)
But the irony of this is that feeding his slaves ended up pushing him deeper into debt.
Unknown Speaker (00:24:53.700)
So-
Unknown Speaker (00:24:54.700)
I mean, silver lining, silver lining.
Unknown Speaker (00:24:57.359)
It's just a tragedy of like everybody, everybody is in tragedy.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:01.460)
The wife is clearly not happy.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:03.440)
She's, you know, living with this guy.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:05.640)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:06.640)
Whoever's buying ads in his paper isn't happy.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:08.039)
They're printed upside down.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:09.319)
Not good.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:10.319)
This guy, William Travis, is not fucking having a great time.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:12.779)
And of course his slaves are not having a great time.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:14.839)
His mentor-
Unknown Speaker (00:25:15.839)
The only person, yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:16.839)
He jumped out on his mentor and he tried to start a competing business.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:19.960)
And his-
Unknown Speaker (00:25:20.960)
So his mentor's pissed too.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:21.960)
And now it's interesting that you bring that up because he ended up having to stop practicing
Unknown Speaker (00:25:26.519)
law because he wasn't making any money.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:28.500)
So-
Unknown Speaker (00:25:29.500)
And he got a cease and desist.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:30.500)
And by the time that he ended up-
Unknown Speaker (00:25:32.200)
He signed a non-compete, which he realized immediately after he left was a very bad idea.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:37.640)
By the time that he stopped practicing law, he had participated in six cases and he had
Unknown Speaker (00:25:43.960)
made $4.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:44.960)
All right.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:45.960)
All right.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:46.960)
His debt at the time was $834.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:48.920)
Nice.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:50.440)
Which is a lot back then.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:52.000)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:53.000)
So the people he owed money to sued him.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:55.039)
And-
Unknown Speaker (00:25:56.039)
Of course.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:57.039)
And one of the people was his mentor, the lawyer that he studied under.
Unknown Speaker (00:25:59.779)
And in court, he tried to argue that his case should be dismissed because of infancy.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:04.220)
But he was a bad lawyer.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:06.440)
He'd only ever tried four cases before.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:09.000)
So he didn't do well.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:10.000)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:11.000)
He said that because he was so young, it should be thrown out of court.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:13.680)
That makes sense.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:15.039)
And the court and all-
Unknown Speaker (00:26:16.640)
That's like saying I'm too pretty.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:18.480)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:19.480)
Somewhat.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:20.480)
Everybody in attendance, everybody in the court just started laughing at him.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:26.339)
It's recorded as like a historical humiliation in court.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:31.240)
Just everybody like, ha, ha, ha.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:34.880)
You still owe me money, you little baby.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:37.680)
That shit.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:38.680)
Perfect.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:39.680)
So at that point, the court clerk issued an order for his arrest on March 31st, 1831.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:44.519)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:45.519)
So at this point, William-
Unknown Speaker (00:26:48.039)
He hears about the Alamo.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:50.519)
More or less.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:51.519)
And he starts a little plan with Andrew Jackson.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:53.759)
Nope.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:54.759)
Nope.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:55.759)
Nope.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:56.759)
I feel like we're going to get there.
Unknown Speaker (00:26:57.759)
He hears about Texas, which is at that point a state in the Mexican Republic.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:04.200)
Let's go somewhere worse.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:05.680)
So he heard there's a lot of land for speculation and that a lot of people out there needed
Unknown Speaker (00:27:10.799)
lawyers.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:11.799)
Sure.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:12.799)
And so he's like, oh, fuck yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:14.119)
Do you speak Spanish?
Unknown Speaker (00:27:15.519)
Fuck!
Unknown Speaker (00:27:16.519)
And the other thing is he has an order for his arrest.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:20.380)
So he's got to get out of Alabama.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:21.799)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:22.799)
But he'll figure that one out.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:23.799)
He's a lawyer.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:24.799)
And at this point, he leaves his wife, who is now pregnant with his second child.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:28.640)
Of course.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:29.640)
And runs off to Texas, fleeing arrest.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:33.160)
This is-
Unknown Speaker (00:27:34.160)
Dodging arrest.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:35.160)
The dumbest dude.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:36.160)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:37.160)
It's rough.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:38.160)
This is spectacular.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:39.160)
So he gets to Texas and he sets up a law practice in a city called Anhuac.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:42.759)
I'm not sure if that's the correct pronunciation or whatever, but at that point, he sets up
Unknown Speaker (00:27:46.920)
a law practice.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:49.359)
He starts a militia and they start agitating against the sovereign Mexican authorities.
Unknown Speaker (00:27:55.440)
Why start a militia?
Unknown Speaker (00:27:58.400)
You know what?
Unknown Speaker (00:27:59.400)
Because they're white people around a lot of Mexicans.
Unknown Speaker (00:28:03.240)
Always shooting for the stars.
Unknown Speaker (00:28:04.480)
Absolutely.
Unknown Speaker (00:28:05.480)
Always shooting for the stars.
Unknown Speaker (00:28:06.480)
So through his actions and through his militia behaviors, he ends up getting arrested at
Unknown Speaker (00:28:10.019)
one point and he ends up also being conscribed as a soldier and ordered to raise a company
Unknown Speaker (00:28:15.160)
of men to support the situation in San Antonio, which was a situation that would end up being
Unknown Speaker (00:28:19.960)
the Alamo.
Unknown Speaker (00:28:20.960)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (00:28:21.960)
Right?
Unknown Speaker (00:28:22.960)
Travis considered, this is a quote here from an article on it, Travis considered disobeying
Unknown Speaker (00:28:27.000)
his orders, writing to Henry Smith, then the governor.
Unknown Speaker (00:28:30.119)
I am willing, nay anxious, to go to defense of Bexar, but sir, I'm unwilling to risk my
Unknown Speaker (00:28:35.119)
reputation by going off into-
Unknown Speaker (00:28:40.279)
I can't run this guy's reputation.
Unknown Speaker (00:28:43.319)
I'm unwilling to risk my reputation by going off into the enemy's country with such little
Unknown Speaker (00:28:47.519)
means, so few men and with them so badly equipped.
Unknown Speaker (00:28:51.119)
This is from an article in Texas Monthly, quote, Travis had sulked in camp waiting for
Unknown Speaker (00:28:55.880)
Smith's reply, which never came, eventually had no choice but to trudge on to San Antonio.
Unknown Speaker (00:29:01.279)
He had no military experience, was until recently an unsuccessful lawyer and was now the lieutenant
Unknown Speaker (00:29:06.559)
colonel in the Texas cavalry.
Unknown Speaker (00:29:09.559)
It's so fucked up.
Unknown Speaker (00:29:11.440)
This is, that is, of course Alex Jones's family knows him.
Unknown Speaker (00:29:16.279)
That's the same shit that's Alex saying like, hey, I am going to be a hero.
Unknown Speaker (00:29:23.480)
You look, I will go down to San Antonio, I will be your hero.
Unknown Speaker (00:29:27.599)
You're getting ahead of it a little bit.
Unknown Speaker (00:29:29.079)
But listen-
Unknown Speaker (00:29:30.079)
You're getting the point, but you're a little ahead of it.
Unknown Speaker (00:29:31.960)
Not yet.
Unknown Speaker (00:29:32.960)
So-
Unknown Speaker (00:29:33.960)
Not right now.
Unknown Speaker (00:29:34.960)
Once we get to the end of this, the picture of proto Alex Jones will be complete.
Unknown Speaker (00:29:39.640)
Alex Jones has very clearly based a lot of his personality on William Travis.
Unknown Speaker (00:29:45.400)
There is no doubt about that.
Unknown Speaker (00:29:46.799)
That makes sense.
Unknown Speaker (00:29:47.799)
From being a completely see-through, bumbling, self-motivated prick.
Unknown Speaker (00:29:53.920)
So at this point, he is accidentally a lieutenant colonel in the Texas cavalry, right?
Unknown Speaker (00:29:59.559)
Who does not become one?
Unknown Speaker (00:30:00.700)
So Travis and James Bowie are the two men who are supposed to be in charge of the companies
Unknown Speaker (00:30:05.720)
that are at the Alamo.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:06.839)
One in charge of soldiers, one in charge of volunteers.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:09.400)
The other in charge of knives.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:11.000)
Sure.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:12.000)
Sure.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:13.000)
Yep.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:14.000)
Yep.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:15.000)
But unfortunately, pretty quickly, Bowie gets sick.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:16.680)
And for all intents and purposes, Travis, he ends up being in charge of all of the people
Unknown Speaker (00:30:22.440)
at the Alamo.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:23.440)
He's in charge of the entire force.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:25.119)
Hilarious.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:26.119)
So at the end of this, Travis ends up dying in what is a hopeless war, because he did
Unknown Speaker (00:30:31.319)
only have like a hundred and something people there and Santa Ana had a giant force.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:36.160)
But just 10 days before he died, he sent out the following letter.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:40.519)
I'm just going to read you the letter that he wrote.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:44.000)
Help!
Unknown Speaker (00:30:45.000)
You're not far off.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:49.000)
There are a number of letters that I've read of his also that predate this letter by like
Unknown Speaker (00:30:53.119)
the weeks, a couple of weeks before it all goes down.
Unknown Speaker (00:30:56.480)
Help?
Unknown Speaker (00:30:57.480)
No, they're all just like, we need more people, send more armies.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:02.900)
And then then like three days later, another letter like, hey, it's rude for me to ask
Unknown Speaker (00:31:07.480)
twice.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:08.480)
That sort of shit.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:10.920)
They're asking for armies like crazy.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:12.759)
He's like, I'll fucking sue you guys.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:15.920)
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:16.920)
I will fucking sue you.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:17.920)
You know, I'm a lawyer.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:18.920)
I'm going to put out a full page ad in the, oh no.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:21.240)
So by this point, it's upside down, 10 days before the end of everything, he ends up sending
Unknown Speaker (00:31:26.000)
out this letter and it's at this point that he probably has to realize shit is not going
Unknown Speaker (00:31:30.119)
to work out.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:31.119)
Right.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:32.119)
So here's another letter.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:33.119)
Fellow citizens and compatriots, I am besieged by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under
Unknown Speaker (00:31:36.880)
Santa Ana.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:37.880)
I sustained a continual bombardment and cannonade for 24 hours and have not lost a man.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:42.720)
The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:45.319)
Otherwise the garrison is to be put to the sword.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:47.519)
If the Ford is taken, I have answered the demand with a cannon shot and our flag still
Unknown Speaker (00:31:51.519)
waves proudly from the walls.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:53.400)
I shall never retreat or surrender.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:55.339)
Bad move.
Unknown Speaker (00:31:56.339)
Then I call on you in the name of Liberty of patriotism and everything dear to the American
Unknown Speaker (00:31:59.720)
character to come to our aid with all dispatch.
Unknown Speaker (00:32:02.519)
The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily and will no doubt increase to three or 4,000
Unknown Speaker (00:32:07.119)
in four or five days.
Unknown Speaker (00:32:08.200)
If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible and
Unknown Speaker (00:32:12.740)
die like a soldier who never forgets what is due in his own honor and that of his country.
Unknown Speaker (00:32:17.279)
And then in all caps, victory or death, William Barrett Travis.
Unknown Speaker (00:32:21.519)
And so this letter goes out.
Unknown Speaker (00:32:22.519)
I would not want to be in his company.
Unknown Speaker (00:32:25.059)
This letter goes out and, uh, people get really fired up about it.
Unknown Speaker (00:32:31.059)
And that's one of the big reasons why people have this is because of the like pretty well
Unknown Speaker (00:32:37.799)
written letter there.
Unknown Speaker (00:32:38.799)
So this fucking idiot, this bumbling moron, this Mr. McGoo, walking around through life,
Unknown Speaker (00:32:45.880)
screwing up everything, writes a good letter and becomes a legend.
Unknown Speaker (00:32:50.480)
Well now get this.
Unknown Speaker (00:32:51.839)
So this is also from that Texas monthly article about him.
Unknown Speaker (00:32:55.079)
They, uh, they got his diary and they were reading over it and there was one passage
Unknown Speaker (00:33:00.180)
in it where he's setting out, this is like two years before he dies and he said, I love
Unknown Speaker (00:33:04.160)
to my first man today who you are so close, you are shockingly close.
Unknown Speaker (00:33:12.279)
So there's a passage in his diary where he says like, I was setting off for some city
Unknown Speaker (00:33:17.880)
and it's the only time, like, you know, I had, there's so many bogs and shit I couldn't
Unknown Speaker (00:33:22.119)
get through.
Unknown Speaker (00:33:23.119)
It's the only time that I didn't follow through with my plan or whatever.
Unknown Speaker (00:33:27.240)
It's a, it's along those lines.
Unknown Speaker (00:33:29.160)
And so here's, I'm going to read to you from this Texas monthly article that should bring
Unknown Speaker (00:33:32.880)
everything into focus.
Unknown Speaker (00:33:34.599)
Okay.
Unknown Speaker (00:33:35.599)
Otherwise, other than that thing, that short anecdote, the diary is simply a daily log
Unknown Speaker (00:33:40.519)
of his law practice and personal expenses, a document by an obsessive counter.
Unknown Speaker (00:33:44.920)
He lists his shirts and socks and he lists his sexual adventures.
Unknown Speaker (00:33:48.940)
Someone named Susanna is recorded as his 59th conquest.
Unknown Speaker (00:33:52.079)
He was then 24.
Unknown Speaker (00:33:53.079)
Think about that in terms of Alex and his 150 women before he was 16 claims.
Unknown Speaker (00:33:59.660)
Are we going to believe this asshole?
Unknown Speaker (00:34:01.279)
I don't know.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:02.279)
I don't buy it.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:03.279)
I don't know.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:04.279)
I don't even think he had that many shirts.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:05.279)
It's boss.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:06.279)
Let's start with that lie.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:08.219)
So that brief underlined passage, the one about not turning back, uh, is the only moment
Unknown Speaker (00:34:14.019)
of personal assessment in the entire document.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:16.639)
There is in those words, Travis's unstated reproach of himself for letting nature dominate
Unknown Speaker (00:34:21.440)
his intentions.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:22.599)
He was a vain, moody man, idealistic and romantic.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:25.980)
He worked hard by day and at night he gambled or consorted with prostitutes or sat alone
Unknown Speaker (00:34:30.860)
reading Sir Walter Scott.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:32.579)
He was brainy and ambitious and filled with passionate energy.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:35.579)
He spent all his short life seeking out a stage upon which to play out his self appointed
Unknown Speaker (00:34:39.920)
destiny.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:40.920)
The only thing he understood about himself was that he would not turn back.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:45.079)
He wanted to be a hero and a patriot and he became a hero and a patriot.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:49.159)
He wrote his famous letter from the Alamo proclaiming his new role and the world listened.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:53.960)
He had with a few strokes of a pen made his dreams real.
Unknown Speaker (00:34:57.000)
He had invented himself and invented Texas as well.
Unknown Speaker (00:35:01.000)
That's Alex Jones.
Unknown Speaker (00:35:03.059)
That's a hundred percent Alex Jones.
Unknown Speaker (00:35:07.019)
Why is it that the dumb run everything?
Unknown Speaker (00:35:09.920)
Isn't that amazing?
Unknown Speaker (00:35:11.219)
Why?
Unknown Speaker (00:35:12.219)
How?
Unknown Speaker (00:35:13.219)
Isn't that amazing?
Unknown Speaker (00:35:14.219)
How does this asshole bumble up to legend?
Unknown Speaker (00:35:16.659)
Well because of that great letter.
Unknown Speaker (00:35:18.039)
He wrote a great letter and that was fucking it!
Unknown Speaker (00:35:20.800)
The stakes were- God Dammit!
Unknown Speaker (00:35:22.320)
The stakes were much lower back then.
Unknown Speaker (00:35:23.880)
Well clearly.
Unknown Speaker (00:35:24.880)
But then at the same time because of this weird sort of like the way we deal with military
Unknown Speaker (00:35:29.760)
and stuff.
Unknown Speaker (00:35:30.760)
And even Eastern cultures do too.
Unknown Speaker (00:35:31.920)
Like this bravery in the face of death makes a legend out of a man and that sort of thing.
Unknown Speaker (00:35:36.400)
No no no.
Unknown Speaker (00:35:37.400)
I get it.
Unknown Speaker (00:35:38.400)
I get it.
Unknown Speaker (00:35:39.400)
rings so fucking true the idea that all his life he was seeking out a stage on
Unknown Speaker (00:35:43.960)
which to play out his self-appointed destiny that's moody that's stupid
Unknown Speaker (00:35:48.719)
that's Alex Jones's entire broadcast career it goes back to the first clip
Unknown Speaker (00:35:53.239)
where he's like I'm building myself up as a martyr yeah he has his
Unknown Speaker (00:35:56.519)
self-appointed destiny that he is forcing his audience to play out with
Unknown Speaker (00:36:00.460)
him the only consolation we have from all of this is the knowledge that
Unknown Speaker (00:36:04.920)
there's no way Alex could write a good letter that's true that's done yeah we
Unknown Speaker (00:36:10.199)
don't have to worry about him becoming a legend because his words will will stay
Unknown Speaker (00:36:14.360)
on it would just be it would just be words as shapes yeah I'm sure if William
Unknown Speaker (00:36:20.519)
Travis had a broadcast show and you just actually got to listen to the dumb shit
Unknown Speaker (00:36:24.360)
he says he would not have become a legend no he'd come in drunk yeah yeah
Unknown Speaker (00:36:28.519)
yeah exactly talk about banging prostitutes and stuff I mean it's just
Unknown Speaker (00:36:32.280)
fascinating to me when I when I started to look into his history I was like this
Unknown Speaker (00:36:36.440)
unlocks so much about Alex and the fact that nowhere in the historical record is
Unknown Speaker (00:36:42.360)
there any indication that this was a year-long plan of some Rosicrucian
Unknown Speaker (00:36:47.480)
religious ceremony where they sacrificed themselves to create a new Atlantis that
Unknown Speaker (00:36:52.440)
stuff is all bullshit that's all conspiracy bullshit that Alex has taken
Unknown Speaker (00:36:58.039)
from unreputable sources and turned into part of his where would you get that I
Unknown Speaker (00:37:03.599)
don't know whose idea was that we're actually gonna find out I think okay I
Unknown Speaker (00:37:07.559)
think in a later clip but yeah let's just jump back into it because this next
Unknown Speaker (00:37:12.239)
clip is even more fucked up if you thought that was fucked up how could it
Unknown Speaker (00:37:16.519)
not be this one's real fun okay you see this is all different religious orders
Unknown Speaker (00:37:24.239)
folks battling each other over what controls America and you've got the
Unknown Speaker (00:37:28.599)
dark side Luciferian 1776 copycat group that ran the French Revolution Adam
Unknown Speaker (00:37:36.360)
Weishaupt trying to create a false Illuminati or the light Liberty God and
Unknown Speaker (00:37:45.199)
overtake it and George Washington wrote about this in at least nine different
Unknown Speaker (00:37:49.440)
letters before he died probably poisoned we know they bled him to death because
Unknown Speaker (00:37:55.800)
he was getting ready to lead a movement in the Masonic order to kick the devil
Unknown Speaker (00:38:05.800)
worshipping Illuminati out of it that was trying to take it over I mean you
Unknown Speaker (00:38:09.760)
want to know the big secrets folks this is it and it's there in history
Unknown Speaker (00:38:14.639)
pieces where in there and given down through the lore boom lore right there
Unknown Speaker (00:38:20.639)
right right fucking rare it's given down in lore Alex is basically believing oral
Unknown Speaker (00:38:26.920)
tradition as literal history yeah he might as well believe everything that
Unknown Speaker (00:38:31.119)
happened in the Iliad really happened I'm sure everything in the Odyssey
Unknown Speaker (00:38:34.400)
really happened I imagine anything that the Burt Soloritza's of the Basque
Unknown Speaker (00:38:38.320)
Country say and they tell down from history it's that's fucked up yeah and
Unknown Speaker (00:38:45.559)
that should give everybody some sort of understanding of what he takes as now a
Unknown Speaker (00:38:52.280)
source if I understand him correctly he just said that Washington president
Unknown Speaker (00:38:59.280)
George Washington's poisoned was poisoned to death or at least bled to
Unknown Speaker (00:39:03.480)
death by the Luciferian Illuminati squad trying to recreate the light the false
Unknown Speaker (00:39:10.480)
light in order to overtake the real light item wise hop and the reason that
Unknown Speaker (00:39:16.039)
they had to kill Washington was because Washington was leading the good
Unknown Speaker (00:39:19.800)
Illuminati and he was gonna expose it to get rid of the Satan Satanists within
Unknown Speaker (00:39:24.159)
the within the good Illuminati yeah so we've got three factions of Illuminati
Unknown Speaker (00:39:29.320)
is what he's describing right there well there's seven it was a simpler time they
Unknown Speaker (00:39:36.280)
didn't even they couldn't even count to seven back then no no certainly not they
Unknown Speaker (00:39:39.800)
could only count to 1776 so if you get down to it when George Washington died
Unknown Speaker (00:39:45.199)
he was 67 years old after being a fucking soldier in the 1700s that's an
Unknown Speaker (00:39:49.920)
absurd age to live to and he had to live through so much shit there's no way his
Unknown Speaker (00:39:55.119)
health was good there's no way he he had no business being alive at 67 quite
Unknown Speaker (00:39:59.159)
frankly so on the afternoon of December 13 1799 after spending most of the day
Unknown Speaker (00:40:04.360)
in the frigid December rain and snow supervising activities on his estate he
Unknown Speaker (00:40:09.000)
was you know at this point one of the things you should know about George
Unknown Speaker (00:40:13.519)
Washington hey slaves they're gonna love me like this Travis motherfucker so he
Unknown Speaker (00:40:19.760)
was super Washington was super big on punctuality and never showed up late for
Unknown Speaker (00:40:23.760)
dinner and because he was out in the rain and snow directing activities he
Unknown Speaker (00:40:27.760)
showed up for dinner and he didn't have time to change his clothes so he sat
Unknown Speaker (00:40:31.280)
through dinner in his wet clothes from the day also his wife Martha had just
Unknown Speaker (00:40:35.679)
gotten over a really bad cold these are the circumstances surrounding his right
Unknown Speaker (00:40:40.920)
on that day he began to complain about a cough and runny nose and by two in the
Unknown Speaker (00:40:45.480)
morning of Eddie that night he developed chest pains and shortness of breath yeah
Unknown Speaker (00:40:49.920)
so they call for James Craig dr. James Craig who was his doctor of 40 years
Unknown Speaker (00:40:55.079)
that doesn't seem like some sort of info Johnny that's not a ringing endorsement
Unknown Speaker (00:40:59.880)
either not if you're a doctor starting in what 1766 yeah not a good not a good
Unknown Speaker (00:41:07.400)
time to get your learning at the same time George Rawlins who was the the
Unknown Speaker (00:41:11.760)
overseer of the state the estate came to his bedside as morning came Washington
Unknown Speaker (00:41:17.519)
had a pronounced fever and his breathing had gotten really bad so it's 730 in the
Unknown Speaker (00:41:22.119)
morning George Rawlins removed 12 to 14 ounces of blood at Washington's request
Unknown Speaker (00:41:27.360)
I know bleed him that's what they did back then yeah yeah of course so
Unknown Speaker (00:41:34.119)
Washington requested that and then afterwards he's like y'all should take
Unknown Speaker (00:41:38.400)
some more of my blood he asked them to take more and so throughout the morning
Unknown Speaker (00:41:42.280)
they ended up taking more blood from him they tried to give him an enema the
Unknown Speaker (00:41:45.739)
beginning of adrenochrome they tried all sorts of things they tried to give him
Unknown Speaker (00:41:49.679)
sage tea laced with vinegar to gargle yeah that didn't work they tried to put
Unknown Speaker (00:41:54.239)
some stuff in there to make it worse because then it would be like oh that
Unknown Speaker (00:41:58.159)
with that that friction or whatever makes whatever blisters we create will
Unknown Speaker (00:42:02.239)
solve the other blisters that sort of because medicine terrible back then
Unknown Speaker (00:42:05.719)
blisters so throughout the day through the bleeding weirdly he did end up
Unknown Speaker (00:42:10.159)
regaining some of his strength but his afternoon came he knew he wasn't going
Unknown Speaker (00:42:14.719)
to make it and he was quoted as saying soon enough he was he was struggling for
Unknown Speaker (00:42:20.199)
air and he told dr. Craig doctor I die hard but I'm not afraid to go I believe
Unknown Speaker (00:42:25.179)
from my first attack that I should not survive it my breath cannot last long
Unknown Speaker (00:42:28.760)
ever the gentleman even in extremes the general made a point of thanking all
Unknown Speaker (00:42:33.199)
three doctors for their help Washington died at 10 20 p.m. I mean I
Unknown Speaker (00:42:39.500)
guess I guess they make it there's like a certain bit of sense that they made
Unknown Speaker (00:42:43.320)
with those like oh well shit's coming out of them so maybe we should just try
Unknown Speaker (00:42:47.960)
and get the shit out of them you know let's preempt the shit coming out it's
Unknown Speaker (00:42:51.519)
super fun rid of all of his blood it's super fucked up because they ended up
Unknown Speaker (00:42:54.519)
taking out 80 ounces of his blood that's a lot which is which is it's it's not
Unknown Speaker (00:43:00.559)
too amazing to me that Washington survived as long as he did because that
Unknown Speaker (00:43:05.039)
was really his only accomplishment like he was a bad general he wasn't good at
Unknown Speaker (00:43:09.880)
tactics he wasn't good at strategy but he looked fucking amazing on a horse and
Unknown Speaker (00:43:14.199)
he should have died like 30 times and he never did yeah like his horse got shot
Unknown Speaker (00:43:19.440)
and it fell on him he was like hey guess what I'm fine like he he's got bullet
Unknown Speaker (00:43:23.599)
holes in his shirt and it was like oh weird it hit off my watch like he was
Unknown Speaker (00:43:27.619)
that guy he just would not die people still debate what it was that killed him
Unknown Speaker (00:43:32.639)
I probably the blood loss I think it's probably more the underlying cause of
Unknown Speaker (00:43:37.400)
like pneumonia or something like that but be that as it may I'm being told in
Unknown Speaker (00:43:40.400)
the chat I'd forgotten about this but apparently there's a dollop all about
Unknown Speaker (00:43:43.199)
his death so let's not get too much more into it other than to say he wasn't
Unknown Speaker (00:43:47.199)
poisoned by the Illuminati was not poisoned by the Illuminati so or Alex
Unknown Speaker (00:43:52.139)
Bruce he Alex brings up the Illuminati he had written some letters about it
Unknown Speaker (00:43:56.880)
huh and that this is indication of that they killed him and so I looked into
Unknown Speaker (00:44:02.400)
that dearest Martha the Illuminati are stealing my blood could you could you
Unknown Speaker (00:44:07.519)
help me out with this I know you just recovered from a cold ever so kind as to
Unknown Speaker (00:44:11.119)
stop the Illuminati from bleeding me hey you had a cold I get it I get it I'm
Unknown Speaker (00:44:16.599)
getting blood by the Illuminati come on give me one give me one help so this
Unknown Speaker (00:44:20.159)
German guy named GW Snyder sent Washington a letter on August 22nd 1798
Unknown Speaker (00:44:26.199)
I will read the relevant portion of this letter to you it was sometimes sense
Unknown Speaker (00:44:32.599)
that a book fell into my hands entitled proof of a conspiracy by John Robison
Unknown Speaker (00:44:37.019)
which gave gives a full account of the Society of Freemasons that distinguishes
Unknown Speaker (00:44:41.360)
itself by the name of Illuminati whose plan is to overturn all government and
Unknown Speaker (00:44:45.440)
all religion even natural and who endeavor to eradicate every idea of a
Unknown Speaker (00:44:49.840)
supreme being and distinguished man from beast by his shape only a thought
Unknown Speaker (00:44:53.679)
suggested itself to me that some of the lodges in the United States might have
Unknown Speaker (00:44:57.599)
caught the infection and might cooperate with the Illuminati or the Jacobean Club
Unknown Speaker (00:45:01.800)
in France for Shea is mentioned by Robison as a zealous member and who can
Unknown Speaker (00:45:06.719)
doubt of Gannett and at it a day probably have not those their confidence
Unknown Speaker (00:45:12.719)
in this confidence in this country they use the same expressions and are
Unknown Speaker (00:45:16.320)
generally men of no religion upon serious reflection I was led to think
Unknown Speaker (00:45:20.119)
that it might be within your power to prevent the horrid plan from corrupting
Unknown Speaker (00:45:23.320)
the brethren of the English Lodge over which you preside and that's why he was
Unknown Speaker (00:45:27.440)
bled to death by the Illuminati so George Washington replied it seems like
Unknown Speaker (00:45:31.360)
I kind of the alone the Illuminati he's describing hmm I think they're right I
Unknown Speaker (00:45:36.079)
think they're dead on well Adam Weiss hop in that hole I'm glad they killed
Unknown Speaker (00:45:40.800)
Washington the Bavarian Illuminati existed from 1776 to 1785 right was
Unknown Speaker (00:45:46.159)
disbanded but everybody is like oh no they secretly weren't despair oh boy oh
Unknown Speaker (00:45:50.599)
there's nonsense a Templar and mostly all they seem to be interested in was
Unknown Speaker (00:45:55.000)
like rationality over superstition exactly but be that as it may every
Unknown Speaker (00:46:00.239)
other account of all this stuff is wildly ahistorical okay okay but George
Unknown Speaker (00:46:05.239)
Washington did reply to his letter on September 25th 1798 he wrote back dearest
Unknown Speaker (00:46:11.400)
Martha you're stealing my blood please stop the Illuminati from sending me
Unknown Speaker (00:46:17.519)
letters that take my blood magically so he writes I have heard much of the
Unknown Speaker (00:46:23.199)
nefarious and dangerous plan and doctrines of the Illuminati but never
Unknown Speaker (00:46:26.360)
saw the book until you were pleased to send it to me the same causes which have
Unknown Speaker (00:46:29.920)
prevented my acknowledging the receipt of your letter have prevented my reading
Unknown Speaker (00:46:33.119)
the book hitherto namely the multiplicity of matters which pressed
Unknown Speaker (00:46:36.639)
upon me before and debilitated state in which I was left after a severe fever
Unknown Speaker (00:46:41.639)
had been removed so and the book was dumped so he was also had a terrible
Unknown Speaker (00:46:46.679)
fever a year before he died yeah which is man knows and which and which allows
Unknown Speaker (00:46:52.719)
me to add a little more now then thanks for your kind wishes and favorable
Unknown Speaker (00:46:56.920)
sentiments except to correct an error you have run into of my presiding over
Unknown Speaker (00:47:01.699)
the English lodges of this country the fact is I preside over none nor have I
Unknown Speaker (00:47:05.960)
ever been in one more than once or twice within the last 30 years I believe not
Unknown Speaker (00:47:10.519)
withstanding that none of the lodges in this country are contaminated with the
Unknown Speaker (00:47:13.679)
principles ascribed to the society of the Illuminati with respect I am yours
Unknown Speaker (00:47:18.199)
your humble servant George Washington so from that we can conclude George
Unknown Speaker (00:47:24.239)
Washington ran the Illuminati he denied it okay really that means that he was
Unknown Speaker (00:47:31.119)
running it you're using the Alex logic clearly what means so he wasn't killed
Unknown Speaker (00:47:35.760)
by the Illuminati and the letters that he wrote was the Illuminati letters that
Unknown Speaker (00:47:39.199)
he wrote regarding the Illuminati the what he says there is I have heard of
Unknown Speaker (00:47:42.639)
this stuff which I could say too that's not confirmation that the Illuminati
Unknown Speaker (00:47:46.199)
fucking exists in any meaningful way especially not in 1798 1799 right now
Unknown Speaker (00:47:52.000)
yes I am in as much as these fucking dill weeds present it anyway the clip
Unknown Speaker (00:47:58.159)
isn't over ah but that is important that we now have we got we got Washington on
Unknown Speaker (00:48:04.000)
record as saying fucking fuck the Illuminati it's more like come on yeah
Unknown Speaker (00:48:08.440)
come on man like first of all I'm not a head of any lodge no I haven't even been
Unknown Speaker (00:48:14.119)
to any not amazing guys not a Mason and look they're not calm down come on it's
Unknown Speaker (00:48:21.039)
more or less a letter that says calm down how do you get the president to
Unknown Speaker (00:48:25.559)
write you a letter saying shut up about the Illuminati I think he was sending a
Unknown Speaker (00:48:29.599)
lot of letters back then from one of the other letters that he wrote back to the
Unknown Speaker (00:48:32.320)
guys like it takes up a lot of my times writing back to people that's true they
Unknown Speaker (00:48:36.639)
didn't have TV back then so might as well write letters yeah through the lore
Unknown Speaker (00:48:42.360)
of places like the Lone Star State so again he's just reiterating that he gets
Unknown Speaker (00:48:47.840)
all his information from lower or lower or not fact now to defend the Republic
Unknown Speaker (00:48:54.440)
till the end
Unknown Speaker (00:48:57.440)
the state meant to be a redoubt in the future if the enemy was able to take
Unknown Speaker (00:49:02.440)
over the rest of the country these covert wars have been going on since
Unknown Speaker (00:49:07.280)
before this country was founded
Unknown Speaker (00:49:12.480)
when did they start and these are the type of secrets you learn if you're in
Unknown Speaker (00:49:19.400)
the right Lodge and a 33rd degree Mason yep
Unknown Speaker (00:49:25.079)
it's not the secrets of Solomon's temple
Unknown Speaker (00:49:31.719)
he was dead back then
Unknown Speaker (00:49:36.280)
so I'm gonna get into the big news that this Bundy tragedy distracts from
Unknown Speaker (00:49:43.559)
spoiler alert event Ghazi so so lore lore the podcast by what's-his-face I
Unknown Speaker (00:49:55.719)
don't know the Lone Star State is meant to be a redoubt yep in case these evil
Unknown Speaker (00:50:01.679)
forces take over the rest of the country right which sounds to me like lore it
Unknown Speaker (00:50:07.119)
also sounds to me like the grandiosity of people who are nationalistic about
Unknown Speaker (00:50:12.079)
their state which Texas certainly is never heard that before no but I mean
Unknown Speaker (00:50:16.519)
you get you get similar variations of it from people in New York to like they
Unknown Speaker (00:50:20.320)
have real overblown senses of themselves just by virtue of being born in or
Unknown Speaker (00:50:25.000)
living in New York I love his I love his long pauses because you clear that he's
Unknown Speaker (00:50:29.800)
like he's grabbing at whatever so no bullshit 33rd degree baseball shirt
Unknown Speaker (00:50:35.199)
sure I disagree with you okay I think that what happened there is that he was
Unknown Speaker (00:50:40.880)
like oh ratcheting up dramatic no no no he was like oh no people are gonna think
Unknown Speaker (00:50:46.000)
I just admitted to being a mason ah I think that's what happened okay he's
Unknown Speaker (00:50:49.840)
like that's the lower you hear when you're in the right lodges and a 33rd
Unknown Speaker (00:50:54.679)
degree whoops I don't I don't necessarily I'm not here to say that
Unknown Speaker (00:50:59.360)
Alex Jones is a fuck he's in the Illuminati but I think that I think that
Unknown Speaker (00:51:03.400)
the pauses were his brain being like I know how my audience thinks damn it damn
Unknown Speaker (00:51:08.960)
it this is gonna be a blog post so it's gonna try to break into my house he's
Unknown Speaker (00:51:15.639)
gonna write a goddamn letter to George Washington about this dearest Martha
Unknown Speaker (00:51:20.280)
please go bleed Alex Jones he's looking puffy today probably just hungover so
Unknown Speaker (00:51:27.440)
we've now gotten through like serious problems with his ideas about history
Unknown Speaker (00:51:34.119)
that he himself has ascribed to lore yeah which is a big problem he's read
Unknown Speaker (00:51:38.960)
all their books but you know what's more important mmm lore so at this point in
Unknown Speaker (00:51:43.719)
the show now Alex Jones sort of gets back into a normal show right he gets to
Unknown Speaker (00:51:49.440)
talking about some headlines until he drops that George Washington was a
Unknown Speaker (00:51:53.800)
werewolf he also was a werewolf we do know that alright but he gets back into
Unknown Speaker (00:51:57.920)
a normal show with normal ish headlines but you have to experience them a little
Unknown Speaker (00:52:03.719)
bit differently after hearing those two clips I believe listen to this and see
Unknown Speaker (00:52:09.000)
if you get the point I'm trying to make Austrian record-holding athlete lashes
Unknown Speaker (00:52:14.320)
out of the idiotic refugee policies it's not idiotic bringing in martial law
Unknown Speaker (00:52:17.519)
whether 60 people keep saying they're idiotic no they run things the
Unknown Speaker (00:52:21.599)
globalists are totally evil you got to admit that they're scientific they've
Unknown Speaker (00:52:25.400)
dominated us they're on top of us not oh they're crazy because it makes you feel
Unknown Speaker (00:52:29.880)
better about it that's the first step going down this is crazy yeah crazy like
Unknown Speaker (00:52:34.360)
a fox you got to get inside the enemy's mind or they're gonna beat you every
Unknown Speaker (00:52:39.000)
time 60% of refugees heading to Europe or economic migrants top EU official
Unknown Speaker (00:52:43.880)
natural yeah they want free goodies and you know women many of their countries
Unknown Speaker (00:52:48.840)
women are just absolute property so why not by the way they've got the liberal
Unknown Speaker (00:52:52.719)
German women out giving the Arab men roses and just saying hey baby I'm here
Unknown Speaker (00:52:56.719)
I'm sorry for our massage and I'm sorry for a xenophobia against your horrible
Unknown Speaker (00:53:02.039)
Stone Age you know religion of making women wear beekeeper suits and sexually
Unknown Speaker (00:53:09.679)
mutilating and killing a woman if a man rapes her and you saw of course the
Unknown Speaker (00:53:13.559)
sickening anti-female anti-family devil feminists love it because they hate
Unknown Speaker (00:53:19.760)
women they want you to abort your children they want you without a good
Unknown Speaker (00:53:23.119)
man they want you to hate your sons if you do have them they want to just they're
Unknown Speaker (00:53:26.719)
just you Genesis high priestesses so of course they go to the Islamic system you
Unknown Speaker (00:53:33.320)
know caliphate slavers and just hit their knees because they love cancer
Unknown Speaker (00:53:39.320)
they love death they love failure they hate the West they hate the New
Unknown Speaker (00:53:45.559)
Atlantis they want to blow it up absolutely overrun by demons ladies and
Unknown Speaker (00:53:51.039)
gentlemen so I don't think it's I don't think it's possible to not hear those
Unknown Speaker (00:53:56.920)
words through new ears and say they're coming for Texas well Texas is the
Unknown Speaker (00:54:01.960)
redoubt but you know what what he he's he conceives of this as centuries long
Unknown Speaker (00:54:11.960)
fights between religious factions yeah this is insanity like this to the point
Unknown Speaker (00:54:20.119)
where he misrepresents literally every piece of history that he tries to
Unknown Speaker (00:54:24.639)
ascribe to anything I don't know it kind of feels like he still thinks we're
Unknown Speaker (00:54:30.360)
fighting in the Crusades I think he does yeah I mean it feels like he goes back
Unknown Speaker (00:54:35.960)
that far is like the Knights Templar were actually my great-great-great-great
Unknown Speaker (00:54:40.039)
great-grandfathers and they fuck it fucked until we got Travis Travis knew
Unknown Speaker (00:54:45.000)
my family I'm Confederate royalty oh also I'm a knight temp I did I did find
Unknown Speaker (00:54:49.320)
that letter he references like if Alex is related to the Ayers is then that is
Unknown Speaker (00:54:55.280)
true but I don't know if he's related to the that family at all through his mom's
Unknown Speaker (00:54:59.519)
side I have no idea but like that letter does exist where Confederate royalty
Unknown Speaker (00:55:04.360)
colonel Travis does say take care of my boy but even in that letter he says I
Unknown Speaker (00:55:09.480)
might I might make it yeah I could I could make it but like the the thing is
Unknown Speaker (00:55:15.320)
this friction that he sees and this idea that we're being overrun with these
Unknown Speaker (00:55:19.920)
false immigrants and it's some sort of a plan to destroy the new Atlantis that's
Unknown Speaker (00:55:26.360)
a piece of this bigger stuff and that bigger stuff is straight up like fucking
Unknown Speaker (00:55:33.199)
lore it's straight up fanfiction that people have written about history right
Unknown Speaker (00:55:38.719)
to try and explain some very difficult things throughout history it's a
Unknown Speaker (00:55:43.320)
convenient excuse for why things have happened additionally it's a convenient
Unknown Speaker (00:55:47.239)
excuse if you're trying to scapegoat Jews repeatedly throughout history that
Unknown Speaker (00:55:51.280)
those sorts of things or even take Jews out of it your political opponents right
Unknown Speaker (00:55:55.840)
like those sorts of easy scapegoat tricks are what you see historically
Unknown Speaker (00:56:03.239)
throughout the history of the Illuminati lore and Alex believes all of it he he's
Unknown Speaker (00:56:08.960)
making it clear he believes all of it and he believes that this like that's
Unknown Speaker (00:56:15.719)
that's what he thinks like the deep state stuff is I'm like I'm so not
Unknown Speaker (00:56:23.159)
surprised he loves Trump now like if I'd heard that clip right much earlier I
Unknown Speaker (00:56:28.320)
think that I could have pieced a little bit together in terms of like Trump an
Unknown Speaker (00:56:33.000)
Illuminati guy I know he's a I know he's an anti-semite but I didn't know if he
Unknown Speaker (00:56:37.000)
was an Illuminati guy I have no idea I think he's too savvy to say something
Unknown Speaker (00:56:40.079)
like that in public right that that unpacking will be much worse than the
Unknown Speaker (00:56:44.039)
shithole countries comment yeah yeah but the he would pay more than a hundred
Unknown Speaker (00:56:48.559)
and thirty thousand dollars to keep that quiet in the same way alright in the
Unknown Speaker (00:56:52.280)
same way that Alex Jones sees Colonel William Travis in himself and has
Unknown Speaker (00:56:57.000)
created his own mythology mirroring Colonel
Unknown Speaker (00:57:02.159)
Travis's I think he sees Trump in there too I because the way he portrays Trump
Unknown Speaker (00:57:10.639)
as being up against it nothing but enemies around he's stuck he's he's
Unknown Speaker (00:57:16.039)
pretty he's creating the Alamo around Trump right but at the same time it's
Unknown Speaker (00:57:21.239)
just more I mean you could you could say that but I think it's probably more just
Unknown Speaker (00:57:26.840)
a situation where it's like the more enemies Trump accrues the more he likes
Unknown Speaker (00:57:31.760)
Trump like he just has to double down to some extent every enemy only makes him
Unknown Speaker (00:57:37.880)
like Trump more simply because that puts him back in the outsider position that
Unknown Speaker (00:57:43.119)
we know he loved so much like if a lower or Trump or the person who knows he's up
Unknown Speaker (00:57:48.519)
against it and has no chance of coming out alive like he believes Colonel
Unknown Speaker (00:57:52.519)
Travis was right and still goes and marches to his duty when in reality if
Unknown Speaker (00:57:57.000)
you look at the history Colonel Travis like I don't want to do this right and I
Unknown Speaker (00:58:00.599)
guess that is a lot like Trump then yeah I guess so but I'm just kept bumbling
Unknown Speaker (00:58:05.360)
upwards until he got to be president and look at the history of the debts that
Unknown Speaker (00:58:10.320)
Colonel Travis has exactly even more closely yeah absolutely so anyway at
Unknown Speaker (00:58:15.400)
this point Alex goes through some headlines and he has a shit prediction
Unknown Speaker (00:58:20.159)
that we can look at scoffingly although we know that Trump wouldn't write a
Unknown Speaker (00:58:24.800)
letter saying take care of my boy he would write a letter saying like wait I
Unknown Speaker (00:58:28.320)
have kids yeah exactly hold on hmm Hillary Clinton drops below 50%
Unknown Speaker (00:58:32.719)
nationally now Obama is having Bernie Sanders to the White House signaling
Unknown Speaker (00:58:38.000)
that they may just not use Biden they may use Sanders they may be offering him
Unknown Speaker (00:58:43.199)
a VP slot with by sure wait for it wait for it that's in the cards or Elizabeth
Unknown Speaker (00:58:51.159)
Warren and Biden Joe Biden wasn't nice to complains to Twitter that co-founder
Unknown Speaker (00:58:58.400)
that Hillary mocking hashtag he is pure misogyny she criticizing the Lord and
Unknown Speaker (00:59:03.519)
Savior is hating women just like it was Peter Dow I don't really care
Unknown Speaker (00:59:07.039)
no criticizing Obama criticizing blacks what to sit here explain to women if she
Unknown Speaker (00:59:11.320)
gets elected we're not against you we're not against you we're not against you
Unknown Speaker (00:59:16.719)
the CIA ran Hillary and this magazine we just we just want to stop her she's a
Unknown Speaker (00:59:21.039)
tyrant shut up the women are wedding you'll never stop us it's like
Unknown Speaker (00:59:25.420)
Charlton Heston at the end of Omega Man I have the cure I want to free you shut
Unknown Speaker (00:59:29.320)
up they throw a spear into him shut up we want to be like this there's chemicals
Unknown Speaker (00:59:34.559)
in the water we want them you don't get the metaphor of the Omega Man no and at
Unknown Speaker (00:59:39.760)
that point after he does that impression long-ass pause real long pause does not
Unknown Speaker (00:59:44.239)
understand I'm more frustrated about the Omega Man than I am about anything else
Unknown Speaker (00:59:48.119)
that we've said so far tonight well I mean if you look at what he's saying in
Unknown Speaker (00:59:52.199)
the metaphor that he's making he's like I mean first of all it's he only only
Unknown Speaker (00:59:56.400)
way he understands the world is through movies so there's that but then even
Unknown Speaker (01:00:00.079)
beyond that what he's saying is really really insulting to women like oh yeah
Unknown Speaker (01:00:04.920)
like just the take away the fucking idea of any hashtag anyone's complaints about
Unknown Speaker (01:00:10.400)
it but just the idea that they're like women are so stupid they just love her
Unknown Speaker (01:00:16.000)
because she's a woman and scream at me because I have the answer women are
Unknown Speaker (01:00:19.559)
always going to win in his in his Omega Man metaphor the I have the answer is
Unknown Speaker (01:00:25.639)
women shut up right then they won't listen they won't listen I have the
Unknown Speaker (01:00:30.099)
answer and it's stay in your place but that's the problem that I have with his
Unknown Speaker (01:00:34.280)
analysis of the Omega Man is that the point of the Omega Man was he's the
Unknown Speaker (01:00:39.559)
monster right not the zombies it's him he's the murderer he's the killer of
Unknown Speaker (01:00:45.159)
these people right so in that sense I guess Alex does have the metaphor right
Unknown Speaker (01:00:49.760)
as as in the wrong way as it has it happens Alex is the murderer so weirdly
Unknown Speaker (01:00:55.119)
every now and again he is right yeah unintentionally yeah yeah maybe that's a
Unknown Speaker (01:00:59.260)
good example of that I have the answer because I'm the monster oh I somebody
Unknown Speaker (01:01:04.519)
should have explained that movie to me shit I need to stop drinking NyQuil
Unknown Speaker (01:01:08.800)
before the movies I only like the Vincent Price version I like the Will
Unknown Speaker (01:01:12.800)
Smith version so in this next clip Rambo Joe Biggs
Unknown Speaker (01:01:18.280)
Pizzagate Joe Biggs pre-Pizzagate rare comes in to gate yeah Preet's a gate
Unknown Speaker (01:01:23.800)
Biggs comes into studio because they need to talk about the Bundy situation
Unknown Speaker (01:01:28.440)
and Biggs had been at the compound he had been really yeah he made a trip to
Unknown Speaker (01:01:35.199)
the wildlife preserve course he did and to why am I surprised at that and as I
Unknown Speaker (01:01:38.980)
understand to bunker Ville to the original compound yeah and so Joe Biggs
Unknown Speaker (01:01:43.659)
and Alex have a very interesting conversation did you know they're
Unknown Speaker (01:01:46.559)
serving pizza at that fucking bird reserve I swear to God we got to
Unknown Speaker (01:01:50.019)
investigate this so he's really only had one story everywhere he goes it's pizza
Unknown Speaker (01:01:54.199)
you got to look at the menus got a look at the pizza menus at that wildlife
Unknown Speaker (01:01:58.159)
preserve I just like getting paid to eat pizza everyone's got to look into it for
Unknown Speaker (01:02:01.719)
themselves so in this in this clip Alex Jones says something preposterous about
Unknown Speaker (01:02:08.199)
the Bundy's so right off the bat you can kind of tell that they were ready to
Unknown Speaker (01:02:12.159)
demonize this use this as a maybe to set an example for what the government
Unknown Speaker (01:02:17.000)
wanted to do to people like this to so-called right wingers who are gonna go
Unknown Speaker (01:02:20.880)
up and make a stand against the government because they did get beat
Unknown Speaker (01:02:23.800)
back in Nevada when that happened with the standoff on the Bundy Ram we can
Unknown Speaker (01:02:27.719)
roll some of that b-roll in the background it's it's it's historic feds
Unknown Speaker (01:02:32.400)
surrender armed feds surrendered to citizens they were threatening to shoot
Unknown Speaker (01:02:36.239)
David Knight at the front of it with the camera and then they sure they were in
Unknown Speaker (01:02:39.320)
the wrong that would have been Lexington or Concord shot hurt around the world if
Unknown Speaker (01:02:43.239)
they would have mowed down people with their guns not up guns down on horseback
Unknown Speaker (01:02:47.840)
with American flags that would have kicked off a revolution and we might
Unknown Speaker (01:02:51.039)
win that one but if we but if a revolution kicks off in the wrong way
Unknown Speaker (01:02:54.800)
and we shoot first that gives the enemy home field advantage and the toin costs
Unknown Speaker (01:02:59.800)
to be receiving the kickoff go ahead so they could have willing to die for the
Unknown Speaker (01:03:07.119)
revolution that's David Knight exactly on the scene that's what he yeah they
Unknown Speaker (01:03:12.440)
pointed a gun at David Knight if they had killed David Knight my man the whole
Unknown Speaker (01:03:16.800)
world would have gone up in flames my man that they could have won that
Unknown Speaker (01:03:20.840)
revolution well yeah but we all knew that if they killed David Knight the
Unknown Speaker (01:03:27.920)
Hicks win the revolution everybody knows this yeah this is just chess over
Unknown Speaker (01:03:34.559)
monopoly over over risk yeah exactly makes perfect sense so now here is where
Unknown Speaker (01:03:39.679)
we get into what I would describe is I don't we're recording this on Martin
Unknown Speaker (01:03:51.639)
Luther King Day so this clip makes me uncomfortable great but that's why I'm
Unknown Speaker (01:03:59.079)
so glad we didn't do today's episode I don't know if I can handle hearing more
Unknown Speaker (01:04:03.400)
white people compare white people to Martin Luther King jr. and that well I
Unknown Speaker (01:04:07.719)
think I think I'm out I think I'm out on that I agree I agree but I will say that
Unknown Speaker (01:04:12.400)
imam Bundy was the Martin Luther King jr. of the Mormons in this next clip it
Unknown Speaker (01:04:17.679)
don't bring up Martin Luther King but this is so fucking dog-whistle racist it
Unknown Speaker (01:04:23.960)
makes me it hurts my ears oh let's say like I said I I've been a big supporter
Unknown Speaker (01:04:31.360)
I've even spoke to to a monies mother before and things like that and and and
Unknown Speaker (01:04:37.679)
had conversations with them I do believe that they have pure intentions that deep
Unknown Speaker (01:04:41.719)
down inside they don't really have any ill intention whatsoever that what they
Unknown Speaker (01:04:45.400)
were doing they were truly trying to make another stand and I just like I
Unknown Speaker (01:04:49.599)
said I I thought this was just not at the right place you know but then you
Unknown Speaker (01:04:53.800)
have that left again coming out which I don't get saying white tear you know you
Unknown Speaker (01:04:57.920)
have all these people on Twitter coming out last night saying oh great you know
Unknown Speaker (01:05:01.000)
these terrorists these white terrorists are arrested call them terrorists that's
Unknown Speaker (01:05:03.840)
what they should be well sorry you know and they're in there all the black lives
Unknown Speaker (01:05:07.880)
matters people well I mean they want a race war and and and they paint
Unknown Speaker (01:05:11.559)
everything is racial and they also sit there and want a police state in America
Unknown Speaker (01:05:18.079)
even though they claim they're criticizing and they're just
Unknown Speaker (01:05:20.440)
disconnected dumb stupid people I mean really the end of the day what happened
Unknown Speaker (01:05:24.239)
Martha and Tom didn't get to go into the Wildlife Refuge and work a few days a
Unknown Speaker (01:05:27.639)
week I mean there's probably hardly anybody out there really manning that
Unknown Speaker (01:05:31.039)
place it's in the middle of nowhere meanwhile they they quote-unquote break
Unknown Speaker (01:05:35.639)
into this federal facility and what do I see them doing when I'm down there
Unknown Speaker (01:05:38.760)
sweeping cleaning off the sidewalks taking care of the property the land
Unknown Speaker (01:05:43.039)
making sure it's fine I didn't see Black Lives Matter in Ferguson break into a
Unknown Speaker (01:05:47.639)
store and start doing shopkeep work and rearranging stuff no they were taking
Unknown Speaker (01:05:52.039)
stuff and running out and throw Molotov cocktails and so that is awful that is
Unknown Speaker (01:05:59.159)
awful for a number of reasons first of all if I understand correctly his
Unknown Speaker (01:06:04.039)
reasoning if I steal your TV but when you see me with it I'm dusting it off
Unknown Speaker (01:06:10.280)
well that thief no no I'm taking care of it no or if I frankly it's more mine now
Unknown Speaker (01:06:17.000)
than it is yours if I have a bunch of guns and I occupy your home and I put
Unknown Speaker (01:06:20.400)
dust off your TV he's cleaning I'm cleaning it up I put salt on your
Unknown Speaker (01:06:23.960)
sidewalk it's snowy out there guys look there's no I own your house now but
Unknown Speaker (01:06:29.559)
you're not gonna slip and fall there's an amazing irony to Alex Jones being
Unknown Speaker (01:06:33.159)
like they want a race war they want to make everything racial and then Joe Biggs
Unknown Speaker (01:06:37.239)
20 seconds later being like I didn't see all these white people they cleaned up
Unknown Speaker (01:06:43.320)
yeah now the reality of that is quite different I'm gonna read here from an
Unknown Speaker (01:06:48.039)
article in the Huffington Post can pooped everywhere no they were
Unknown Speaker (01:06:50.920)
discussing Doug trenches yeah full of poop yeah the Malheur National Wildlife
Unknown Speaker (01:06:57.000)
Refuge quote-unquote occupation ended more than a month ago but yet damage
Unknown Speaker (01:07:01.000)
caused by armed militants who gathered to protest the federal government's
Unknown Speaker (01:07:05.039)
management of public lands remains the total cost of the occupation stands at
Unknown Speaker (01:07:09.599)
about six million dollars to the federal government in addition to three million
Unknown Speaker (01:07:13.000)
dollars already pitched in by the state of Oregon of that Jason home Tom and
Unknown Speaker (01:07:17.239)
Martha have a lot of back pay come yeah Jason home assistant regional director
Unknown Speaker (01:07:22.400)
of USF WS says 1.7 million dollars has been flagged just for repairs and
Unknown Speaker (01:07:28.000)
cleaning of the reserve itself home warned the nearly two million dollar
Unknown Speaker (01:07:32.079)
cleanup cost is a moving figure subject to change as the agency conducts a
Unknown Speaker (01:07:36.320)
thorough inventory of what was broken and what's missing so here's where it
Unknown Speaker (01:07:39.920)
gets here here's where it gets really important so they made those buckets of
Unknown Speaker (01:07:46.840)
poop and what have you right and that's one thing a report released in February
Unknown Speaker (01:07:52.119)
by the FBI said quote significant amounts of human feces were found on
Unknown Speaker (01:07:55.480)
site after the occupiers surrendered next to a sensitive cultural site
Unknown Speaker (01:07:59.280)
containing artifacts sacred to the burns plate tribe great so that boy boy howdy
Unknown Speaker (01:08:06.039)
howdy howdy is that a big giant fucking metaphor right there oh I saw that in a
Unknown Speaker (01:08:11.960)
movie I would be like guys bid on the nose yeah home said the wildlife refuge
Unknown Speaker (01:08:16.000)
will recover eventually but there's concern that the militia members may
Unknown Speaker (01:08:19.359)
have harmed Native American artifacts or destroyed other records which are
Unknown Speaker (01:08:22.840)
irreplaceable nature is durable it'll be just fine home said buildings and
Unknown Speaker (01:08:27.159)
property are fixable or replaceable they'll be fine the relationships with
Unknown Speaker (01:08:30.439)
the community will strengthen as a result of this however damages to
Unknown Speaker (01:08:33.680)
tribal artifacts would be heinous and loss or missing lost or missing
Unknown Speaker (01:08:38.159)
biological data could be impossible to replicate our refuge employees are
Unknown Speaker (01:08:42.199)
thrilled to be back doing the job blah blah blah we're we're thrilled and blah
Unknown Speaker (01:08:46.399)
blah blah 26 people were charged with federal conspiracy now is a great time
Unknown Speaker (01:08:50.279)
to remind everybody that they just got off scot-free they did I mean they did
Unknown Speaker (01:08:55.920)
cause a lot of damage to sacred sites that they will not have to pay for or do
Unknown Speaker (01:09:00.399)
any criminal time for no jail time for them nope and so to drive home the point
Unknown Speaker (01:09:05.479)
that Alex Jones excuses all white behavior here is a clip of him saying
Unknown Speaker (01:09:09.680)
that pretty much all white terrorism is just the feds fair enough there would be
Unknown Speaker (01:09:14.239)
more feds at the meeting then there would be Patriots and the feds would
Unknown Speaker (01:09:19.640)
have to have secret hand signs so they wouldn't set each other up of course I
Unknown Speaker (01:09:23.399)
mean it's that bad folks I've had them no exaggeration probably 30-plus times
Unknown Speaker (01:09:28.119)
come up to me in a book signing a video signing an event go listen I got c4 in
Unknown Speaker (01:09:32.319)
my truck out there right now let's go blow up the police station and I go get
Unknown Speaker (01:09:35.760)
the camera on get the camera on this person's a cop and they run out and so
Unknown Speaker (01:09:38.399)
they got a cop car you know unmarked fed and they'll go I'll get you later Jones
Unknown Speaker (01:09:42.760)
I don't know about that if if true we gotta hire some better cops that is a
Unknown Speaker (01:09:51.039)
bad idea for real as far as the honeypot goes not a good one uh yeah hey Alex
Unknown Speaker (01:09:58.840)
let's go blow up a police station oh you caught me if you're living the kind of
Unknown Speaker (01:10:04.399)
life where 30 times in your 20-year career yeah someone has come up to you
Unknown Speaker (01:10:10.079)
real or not and suggested you blow up a police station right you're not doing a
Unknown Speaker (01:10:14.720)
good job you're in a bad line of work you're attracting the wrong crowd you
Unknown Speaker (01:10:19.439)
need a doctor and now I've those people aren't real and now I'm you just want to
Unknown Speaker (01:10:24.279)
blow up a police I'm deeply concerned now that any fan who runs into us on the
Unknown Speaker (01:10:28.439)
streets now that will be their code for I listen to the show let's go blow up
Unknown Speaker (01:10:32.720)
police I really hope that that guys guys put your phones in your freezer it's
Unknown Speaker (01:10:37.680)
time to go blow up a police there's a cop oh no get the camera on him if
Unknown Speaker (01:10:42.079)
you're a cop or you're just playing a prank I think you would probably run
Unknown Speaker (01:10:45.840)
away if Alex Jones is like get the camera on him he's a cop I think I think
Unknown Speaker (01:10:49.880)
that doesn't prove their cops I also don't think it happened 30 times but be
Unknown Speaker (01:10:54.119)
that as it may feds all of them at this point in the episode Alex brings on his
Unknown Speaker (01:10:58.960)
big CIA whistleblower tosh Plumley tosh Plumley point oh right yeah and I I
Unknown Speaker (01:11:08.159)
don't care I don't really care but at a certain point which faction does tosh
Unknown Speaker (01:11:13.720)
belong to the eighth faction the eighth faction I wasn't supposed to all they do
Unknown Speaker (01:11:20.119)
is you only learn about that if you're a third 33rd level Mason all they do is
Unknown Speaker (01:11:24.920)
blow up police stations with the help of minor radio personalities so in his
Unknown Speaker (01:11:31.119)
interview though there's one thing I wanted to play for you because I think
Unknown Speaker (01:11:33.479)
it's really interesting I think it's very very interesting and if you listen
Unknown Speaker (01:11:37.920)
to this closely I think that it's tosh Plumley pointing a finger at Alex I
Unknown Speaker (01:11:44.079)
don't know if that's the case as if it's Alex vaults for these kinds of assholes
Unknown Speaker (01:11:48.920)
doing this kind of shit no I think he's subtly trying to be like give a hint to
Unknown Speaker (01:11:56.239)
the audience or something like this I would say that I don't think I've heard
Unknown Speaker (01:12:00.680)
tosh Plumley on the show in a long time and there may be like there might be a
Unknown Speaker (01:12:05.600)
thing where he's like I don't want to come on your show anymore I don't know
Unknown Speaker (01:12:08.199)
I'm not entirely sure I don't I don't have the statistics to back that up he
Unknown Speaker (01:12:11.640)
might have been on two weeks ago and I just missed it sure something like that
Unknown Speaker (01:12:14.079)
but there are things that he's saying in this clip that are absolutely like I'm
Unknown Speaker (01:12:20.399)
kind of talking about Alex yeah I think you'll pick up on it pretty quick okay
Unknown Speaker (01:12:24.439)
well you're so incredible tell them about illusionary warfare training well
Unknown Speaker (01:12:29.039)
that's what it is it's a it's a modified technique that's been used since the
Unknown Speaker (01:12:32.760)
1950s is an infiltrate in if you can control the communications you could
Unknown Speaker (01:12:37.600)
you've won the war or you've won the situation right usually the
Unknown Speaker (01:12:40.840)
communications person that quote handles all communications for the group is who
Unknown Speaker (01:12:47.119)
you look for we've had Mockingbird that's an old CIA project now let me
Unknown Speaker (01:12:51.840)
qualify something here on CIA there are people that is infiltrated within the
Unknown Speaker (01:12:57.840)
CIA that our CIA that's the sea of some of the CIA do not even know it the
Unknown Speaker (01:13:05.119)
night fact we have a I'm not talking about rogues another shadow CIA I'm
Unknown Speaker (01:13:10.880)
talking about a shadow warriors are you know not to from the standpoint of a
Unknown Speaker (01:13:15.279)
shadow warriors on organizations and things like that I'm talking about there
Unknown Speaker (01:13:19.079)
is a shadow government out there that is working these programs the program is
Unknown Speaker (01:13:23.960)
designed to desensitize us to where we expect exactly what the hell we're
Unknown Speaker (01:13:27.840)
getting right let's be clear the big foundations the big leftist foundations
Unknown Speaker (01:13:31.680)
run but have the national security clearances the clandestine dirty
Unknown Speaker (01:13:38.600)
programs against the Patriots and so a lot of times the local police the FBI
Unknown Speaker (01:13:43.079)
even the CIA don't know it's the foundations that are even above the
Unknown Speaker (01:13:48.520)
agencies with their action program here in the United States all right let me
Unknown Speaker (01:13:53.279)
put it this way too do you hit it right on the head Alex oh sure also there's
Unknown Speaker (01:13:57.439)
gatekeepers assigned end of these organizations are agencies that prevent
Unknown Speaker (01:14:03.359)
good honest people that work for those agencies from doing their job so three
Unknown Speaker (01:14:10.039)
things that were said within that clip are giant criticisms that are levied in
Unknown Speaker (01:14:16.079)
the anti Alex Jones online community okay the first is that idea of
Unknown Speaker (01:14:22.199)
communications people are probably the most suspicious right Alex Jones is the
Unknown Speaker (01:14:26.699)
biggest mouthpiece of the Patriot community right he is the communications
Unknown Speaker (01:14:31.039)
aspect of that entire operation and Alex seems to not understand what his own
Unknown Speaker (01:14:36.960)
words implicate him and being like wait you know yeah you find the person who's
Unknown Speaker (01:14:41.439)
in charge of communications at your guy he's pointing the finger at himself yeah
Unknown Speaker (01:14:46.500)
so the second thing is the idea that Alex Jones desensitizes people to the
Unknown Speaker (01:14:51.880)
situations that people the powers that be want them to be desensitized
Unknown Speaker (01:14:56.439)
right so they accept their circumstance so you have this idea of this
Unknown Speaker (01:14:59.640)
overpowerful elite these globalists who have their fingers in every pie there
Unknown Speaker (01:15:04.680)
they control all seven factions of the CIA but not the secret eighth fact no
Unknown Speaker (01:15:09.479)
that's true which Tosh Plumlee point oh is a part of so that idea desensitizing
Unknown Speaker (01:15:14.560)
you to this worldwide conspiracy that exists through iron-clad pedophile
Unknown Speaker (01:15:19.880)
blackmail that want to kill your children and drink their blood and all
Unknown Speaker (01:15:23.800)
this stuff and all they're gonna do is keep trying to fuck with you through
Unknown Speaker (01:15:27.239)
these like making you depressed through the water the chemicals in the water the
Unknown Speaker (01:15:31.800)
the media is gonna lie to you all the time there's going to be fake
Unknown Speaker (01:15:36.000)
terrorists that are going to run you over with a car you're not safe in
Unknown Speaker (01:15:39.220)
public this idea is and you can't fight it back against them except by giving me
Unknown Speaker (01:15:43.479)
money and yelling at Muslims on the streets if you see them because that's
Unknown Speaker (01:15:46.399)
good fun but like the idea that his role in the whole game plan is
Unknown Speaker (01:15:50.960)
desensitizing people to be able to think I can't fight back right when the way to
Unknown Speaker (01:15:56.079)
fight back is through direct action through protesting the writing letters
Unknown Speaker (01:15:59.640)
to your Congress people voting all those sorts of things like those are
Unknown Speaker (01:16:04.239)
legitimate things you can do you can push for reform those things you're not
Unknown Speaker (01:16:08.800)
like we are not past that point Alex Jones's role according to a lot of his
Unknown Speaker (01:16:13.680)
critics run line is that he is there to train you to think you don't have
Unknown Speaker (01:16:18.920)
anything you can do he's in the shadowy ninth faction it's a CIA it's a trained
Unknown Speaker (01:16:23.960)
hopelessness that Alex Jones instills in his audience again like you said even as
Unknown Speaker (01:16:29.520)
I was talking the only thing you can do is give him money yeah and support him
Unknown Speaker (01:16:33.239)
the third thing in that one and a half minute clip of Tash Plumleys that is
Unknown Speaker (01:16:38.279)
also one of the big fingers that gets pointed at Alex Jones is that he is a
Unknown Speaker (01:16:44.159)
gatekeeper and that he is in place so there is a flow of information the
Unknown Speaker (01:16:49.319)
correct way I don't necessarily believe this because that implies that the
Unknown Speaker (01:16:53.399)
globalists are real right and that but that criticism that comes to him from
Unknown Speaker (01:16:57.359)
these internet commenters is that the globalists are real and Alex is a
Unknown Speaker (01:17:01.880)
limited hangout yes controlled opposition where yeah a little bit of
Unknown Speaker (01:17:05.840)
truth and a lot of lies right in order to make sure that you stay suckling off
Unknown Speaker (01:17:10.640)
his teat as opposed to the real truth tellers in the world he won't even come
Unknown Speaker (01:17:15.319)
out and say that the Jews are at fault for all of our problems he kind of does
Unknown Speaker (01:17:18.520)
yeah well but but so but he won't come out and say I'm not saying necessarily
Unknown Speaker (01:17:22.479)
the Tash Plumley is wagging his dick at Alex but there is it's it I would say
Unknown Speaker (01:17:28.460)
strikes me as amazing that there's three of the biggest criticisms of Alex within
Unknown Speaker (01:17:33.600)
one minute and a half of them talking but that gets back to our I know you are
Unknown Speaker (01:17:38.039)
but what am I like if you want they're not doing what they're doing is just
Unknown Speaker (01:17:41.359)
accusing the opposition of what it is whatever it is they think they're doing
Unknown Speaker (01:17:45.760)
okay they're they're silly it feels silly no it's a little different uh-huh
Unknown Speaker (01:17:50.079)
it's a little different than the general coming from Tash Plumley point oh no
Unknown Speaker (01:17:55.720)
well yeah yeah it is it is a little bit different and I I give I give it I give
Unknown Speaker (01:18:04.479)
it a little bit more of a pause to be like why is he saying those things with
Unknown Speaker (01:18:08.560)
Alex it's just of course the I'm rubber you're glue yeah but him coming at Tash
Unknown Speaker (01:18:13.279)
coming in and saying stuff like that just makes me think like there's probably
Unknown Speaker (01:18:17.079)
an intention behind it and it's not just deflecting because he doesn't have to do
Unknown Speaker (01:18:21.340)
that right he has no skin in the game necessarily no which is why he can just
Unknown Speaker (01:18:25.640)
say you hit the nail right on the head Alex and then say something completely
Unknown Speaker (01:18:29.359)
different that's what all his guests yeah so anyway here's a little bit of a
Unknown Speaker (01:18:32.760)
commercial that I really enjoyed that Alex does for his product DNA force
Unknown Speaker (01:18:37.560)
great no no ad pivot to speak of on this but man this is going straight into this
Unknown Speaker (01:18:42.199)
is a great commercial okay just the bio PQQ is 12 to 14 thousand dollars a kilo
Unknown Speaker (01:18:48.840)
from the Japanese who make it right here in America it's in Japan they've been
Unknown Speaker (01:18:53.760)
obsessed with it for 20 years and of course they're the longest-lived people
Unknown Speaker (01:18:56.920)
there are for a lot of other reasons the point is DNA force is hardcore just the
Unknown Speaker (01:19:01.859)
bio PQQ has the equivalent vitamin C delivery in the body it's different but
Unknown Speaker (01:19:07.380)
it's basically the same and you breathe the science of 300 pounds of blueberries
Unknown Speaker (01:19:12.800)
you can't take you know 20 that a lot of you see like as Pauling said not get
Unknown Speaker (01:19:17.199)
diarrhea you can't really overdose on it but it can make you sick
Unknown Speaker (01:19:19.880)
biopic you cue one pill 300 pounds of blueberries and Annie I mean it's just
Unknown Speaker (01:19:29.100)
it's and this is what the elite take five years ago my dad was going to
Unknown Speaker (01:19:35.439)
medical doctors he's a little berries he's done some stuff at the Pentagon
Unknown Speaker (01:19:39.000)
trying to get things fast-track nutraceutical separately from working
Unknown Speaker (01:19:42.520)
female and he said this is what you need to do is he goes they're gonna try to
Unknown Speaker (01:19:46.439)
ban this here in the u.s. or make a prescription he goes this is three
Unknown Speaker (01:19:50.899)
hundred six hundred dollars for something so we made our own formula
Unknown Speaker (01:19:54.000)
and it believe me it's got the industry actually upset because all blueberries
Unknown Speaker (01:19:58.720)
three hundred bucks for something like this and ours is better so there's life
Unknown Speaker (01:20:03.279)
calm I've had a comparable product for $50 but be that as it may the you know
Unknown Speaker (01:20:09.600)
what seat now I just saw the best infomercial ever like if we're talking
Unknown Speaker (01:20:15.359)
as seen on TV products this is the perfect time to be like have you ever
Unknown Speaker (01:20:20.479)
been eating 300 pounds of blueberries and you're like the time my mouth is
Unknown Speaker (01:20:25.239)
blue and they just show like a b-roll from from Wonka or just some woman
Unknown Speaker (01:20:31.000)
holding 300 pounds of blueberries go slipping and how many times have you
Unknown Speaker (01:20:37.800)
held 300 pounds of blueberry right oh yeah I can't even afford it it's it's
Unknown Speaker (01:20:43.520)
insane and one of the things I was looking into this I don't care about the
Unknown Speaker (01:20:46.840)
blueberry situation but I find myself saying that all the time do you mean the
Unknown Speaker (01:20:53.819)
band the blueberry situation no but also rest in peace yeah true but be that as
Unknown Speaker (01:21:01.279)
it may the difference between Alex's products and other products is in the
Unknown Speaker (01:21:09.319)
blueberry tonnage know the nutrition information what you find is that Alex
Unknown Speaker (01:21:17.239)
Jones always has on the back of the bottle proprietary blend and then
Unknown Speaker (01:21:22.359)
whatever amount and it says the things that are in it but it doesn't say how
Unknown Speaker (01:21:25.039)
much of anything is because it's a proprietary blend it's all blended
Unknown Speaker (01:21:29.279)
together gotcha he just lists the ingredients he doesn't give you an
Unknown Speaker (01:21:33.800)
actual idea of percentage of what how much is yeah yeah and so whenever we you
Unknown Speaker (01:21:38.199)
know you find a comparable product on like some other that other another
Unknown Speaker (01:21:41.560)
company puts out and they'll give you specifics yeah they'll give you all the
Unknown Speaker (01:21:44.880)
actual amount how much bio PQQ is in it because he's saying it costs $14,000 a
Unknown Speaker (01:21:49.520)
kilo or whatever and that could be enough to go six years take a look at
Unknown Speaker (01:21:54.239)
this hold on one second there is 25% of your daily allotted vitamin C in this
Unknown Speaker (01:22:02.479)
right how many pounds of blueberries is that he's pretending somehow it's he
Unknown Speaker (01:22:07.479)
says is that 10 pounds of blueberries it's absorbed the same but different
Unknown Speaker (01:22:11.640)
different I don't know what that is it's nothing so in this next clip Alex Jones
Unknown Speaker (01:22:16.800)
has another weirdo guest a guy by the name of Joel Skousen who's a blueberry
Unknown Speaker (01:22:21.039)
he's a mess hate this guy I can't get off this blueberry thing it's a I want
Unknown Speaker (01:22:25.000)
to measure everything in pounds of blueberries now and I want to know how
Unknown Speaker (01:22:29.640)
much in a bowl of cereal how many pounds of blueberries are there I mean it
Unknown Speaker (01:22:34.960)
depends how many I mean is it honey bunches of oats with blueberries there's
Unknown Speaker (01:22:41.399)
zero there's zero blueberries however in bio PQQ got a blueberry so uh
Unknown Speaker (01:22:50.720)
Joe Skousen comes on and he I hate him I don't want to talk about his history or
Unknown Speaker (01:22:58.319)
anything like that because I'm I want to take him down to dick I'm gonna take him
Unknown Speaker (01:23:02.319)
down a little bit later in a much more thorough way but in this clip he
Unknown Speaker (01:23:06.359)
basically just rewrites what happened with the shooting of Lavoie Finicum and
Unknown Speaker (01:23:10.920)
gives him a real generous take I wonder why Finicum who's a very mild-mannered
Unknown Speaker (01:23:17.600)
grandfatherly type well-spoken Mormon he's a good so already well-spoken
Unknown Speaker (01:23:24.760)
grandfatherly type white Mormon good man white religious man it's a shame that
Unknown Speaker (01:23:31.640)
he's the one that got shot I mean this guy was taking the higher ground he he
Unknown Speaker (01:23:36.680)
was not you know there's conflict reports about what happened when he got
Unknown Speaker (01:23:39.960)
out of the car but clearly I don't know and his hands were in the air and it's
Unknown Speaker (01:23:44.319)
good that he may have been fed up you know one of the witnesses and talking to
Unknown Speaker (01:23:48.399)
Bundy's bodyguard said that he rushed to the officers but I don't think that's
Unknown Speaker (01:23:52.039)
really what happened what I think was in his anger saying look if you're gonna
Unknown Speaker (01:23:55.560)
kill me then go ahead and shoot he was you know walking forward to them
Unknown Speaker (01:23:58.920)
basically bearing his chest to them with his hands with a guy there's no
Unknown Speaker (01:24:02.800)
justification for the police the FBI or whoever it was he had him in the head
Unknown Speaker (01:24:07.840)
when his hands are near I don't care if you're walking towards him or absolutely
Unknown Speaker (01:24:11.199)
so so beyond that let's let's pretend he wasn't on okay okay let's pretend he
Unknown Speaker (01:24:16.359)
wasn't armed right which is not true now but now admittedly Bundy's bodyguards
Unknown Speaker (01:24:21.439)
did say he was angry and he rushed the cops but with no information at all I
Unknown Speaker (01:24:26.880)
don't think that's what happened let's pretend that he wasn't armed and Joel
Unknown Speaker (01:24:30.800)
Skousen situation is right okay now let's imagine a situation where he's not
Unknown Speaker (01:24:36.520)
white and now we don't we already know no no no no but let's imagine the
Unknown Speaker (01:24:40.239)
situation where just by Joel Skousen's words that he he was fed up and he said
Unknown Speaker (01:24:45.399)
shoot me and he was walking towards the police bearing his chest and they told
Unknown Speaker (01:24:49.000)
him to stop walking and he kept walking towards them there's no way Alex Jones
Unknown Speaker (01:24:53.560)
would ever give any kind of a pass no of course no this sort of thing and the
Unknown Speaker (01:24:58.800)
idea that Joel Skousen is just like what I think happened yeah I know that was
Unknown Speaker (01:25:02.920)
bananas that's terrible analysis yeah I don't think that's what happened no no
Unknown Speaker (01:25:08.279)
it's that simple get to do that no the guys who were on his side who were there
Unknown Speaker (01:25:14.199)
reported what happened I don't think they know what they're talking about I
Unknown Speaker (01:25:18.800)
think he was cool I don't think so I think he was a cool guy I don't think I
Unknown Speaker (01:25:22.399)
don't think I don't think they know what they're talking he's a cool guy yeah he
Unknown Speaker (01:25:26.279)
had his hands up now admittedly one was in his pocket reaching for a pistol
Unknown Speaker (01:25:30.359)
that's true yeah but I think if you're a grandfatherly type well-spoken guy who
Unknown Speaker (01:25:38.079)
wouldn't pull a pistol on the cops right what who amongst us grandfatherly white
Unknown Speaker (01:25:44.520)
people hmm wouldn't just pull a pistol I know my grandfather was the kind of guy
Unknown Speaker (01:25:49.159)
who would take government money to not grow things on land yeah and then get
Unknown Speaker (01:25:53.720)
$100,000 a year from a charity to have a bunch of foster kids right when I have
Unknown Speaker (01:25:58.279)
15 of my own children right crazy anyway we have one more clip Jordan and this is
Unknown Speaker (01:26:03.760)
where Alex Jones goes through I wanted to leave this episode because we it's
Unknown Speaker (01:26:09.000)
been a little bit heavy on me poking massive holes in his historical beliefs
Unknown Speaker (01:26:13.960)
right and I wanted to leave with a good example of how he covers news I know we
Unknown Speaker (01:26:21.319)
hear little clips from time to time of him like I'm sorry you said news what
Unknown Speaker (01:26:25.220)
you should have said was lore of the day headlines is the lore lore du jour and
Unknown Speaker (01:26:32.159)
he does this is him riffing riffing through the headlines enjoy us he
Unknown Speaker (01:26:37.960)
stabilized Europe Austrian I just wanna be clear also keep in mind this is the
Unknown Speaker (01:26:42.039)
exact same headlines yeah didn't get into the actual stories of earlier right
Unknown Speaker (01:26:46.079)
he just he's on repeats record-holding athlete lashes out absolutely that's the
Unknown Speaker (01:26:51.619)
plan 60% of refugees heading to Europe or economic migrants EU official
Unknown Speaker (01:26:56.920)
feminized males will allow Muslims to conquer Europe ab sounds right again
Unknown Speaker (01:27:01.159)
this is it's the strategy of repetition with no analysis right no discussion of
Unknown Speaker (01:27:06.739)
whether or not these things I'm saying are true or what the context of these
Unknown Speaker (01:27:10.119)
things are just repetition so you believe it it's beat into your head
Unknown Speaker (01:27:14.279)
right be afraid putting estrogen in the water attracts bears and bees I hate
Unknown Speaker (01:27:19.680)
bees absolutely they love it they love to get beat up while their
Unknown Speaker (01:27:24.479)
girlfriend gets drug off and gang raped and then hood put on her head and the
Unknown Speaker (01:27:28.439)
police just hail it they just all they love it it's a symbol of conquering
Unknown Speaker (01:27:32.479)
Europe by the state that hates its slaves hates its minions it just wants
Unknown Speaker (01:27:37.319)
to solve around because there's nothing they won't put up with nothing they
Unknown Speaker (01:27:42.640)
don't love no amount of humiliation they don't want top Bilderberg global
Unknown Speaker (01:27:48.560)
super elite must-stop Donald Trump info Wars calm very important article Hillary
Unknown Speaker (01:27:53.920)
Clinton's Roswell 50% nationally even in stage polls
Unknown Speaker (01:27:56.600)
plenty nice to complains to Twitter that co-founder that Hillary mocking hashtag
Unknown Speaker (01:28:02.319)
is pure misogyny once banning Hillary to be done all the same stories some trendy
Unknown Speaker (01:28:08.000)
actress wants to tell the media what they can write about Hillary I mean
Unknown Speaker (01:28:11.380)
these people are just just just flaming out of control people on the left don't
Unknown Speaker (01:28:16.159)
like Lena Dunham either now I looked up what Lena Dunham said and I shouldn't
Unknown Speaker (01:28:24.239)
have yeah ugly dumb tyrants but doesn't matter we fall in worship then and do
Unknown Speaker (01:28:31.039)
whatever they say rolling over on our backs like a puppy just in total fear
Unknown Speaker (01:28:37.239)
because we love it we love it just land of the cowards home of the slaves land
Unknown Speaker (01:28:44.079)
of the idiots just groveling loving every minute of it just goes on and on
Unknown Speaker (01:28:49.960)
and on and on and on and on really there's a certain percentage that that's
Unknown Speaker (01:28:54.279)
like that a big percentage though really really hates the government CBS News
Unknown Speaker (01:28:58.159)
poll great government is just hated more than organized crime because it is
Unknown Speaker (01:29:02.039)
organized right at the top nice main governor my own page bring back the
Unknown Speaker (01:29:06.600)
guillotine for drug traffickers oh like the CIA and all big banks publicly run
Unknown Speaker (01:29:10.680)
it all I just love these these anti-drug people everybody knows who brings the
Unknown Speaker (01:29:17.199)
drugs in they want to keep it illegal to keep the prices up he delivered that
Unknown Speaker (01:29:21.399)
line right there as if it's an old-time catchphrase keep it illegal so you keep
Unknown Speaker (01:29:26.319)
the prices almost as if it's a call-and-response where like on his
Unknown Speaker (01:29:30.239)
farewell tour he you be the audience yeah they keep it illegal sir keep the
Unknown Speaker (01:29:35.699)
prices up thank you it's been a great give me a break city demands firearms
Unknown Speaker (01:29:44.340)
applicants right as she explained the need for a gun and they of course refuse
Unknown Speaker (01:29:47.600)
most of them but where's the evidence of that Alex hamburger essays are not
Unknown Speaker (01:29:51.279)
people who buy guns as strong point and also where is the when you get statistics
Unknown Speaker (01:29:56.079)
on rejections of these essays that I'm sure are just part of I don't know just
Unknown Speaker (01:30:00.960)
just like a formality just write something if you write a an essay that
Unknown Speaker (01:30:06.079)
would score you 300 on the written SAT we'll give you a gun if you can avoid
Unknown Speaker (01:30:11.000)
saying I want to don't kill somebody then you get a gun but nobody wants your
Unknown Speaker (01:30:16.479)
guns folks Monsanto sues the block listing of herbicide ingredient as a
Unknown Speaker (01:30:20.359)
carcinogen well it's because studies came out that showed that glyphosate is
Unknown Speaker (01:30:24.319)
not a person yeah or at very least it's in the lowest category possible in terms
Unknown Speaker (01:30:29.319)
of potential carcinogens yeah I don't want to defend Monsanto they can all
Unknown Speaker (01:30:34.119)
burn in hell no totally this is a misrepresentation of acts and Alex can't
Unknown Speaker (01:30:38.439)
handle it on and on and on at this point he has run out of stories yes all the
Unknown Speaker (01:30:44.680)
papers gone I'm gonna hand the baton to jakari and Leanne now but before I do
Unknown Speaker (01:30:50.640)
that I wanted to just remind everybody one more time today that we're running
Unknown Speaker (01:30:54.600)
the biggest special ever that one is lame saw that coming force yeah of
Unknown Speaker (01:30:59.479)
course it was saw that one coming but it's still too easy it still happened do
Unknown Speaker (01:31:04.239)
you know who is trying to keep us from getting good ad pivots big blueberry no
Unknown Speaker (01:31:10.239)
Rosicrucian cults dude that's another thing that I was thinking about like I
Unknown Speaker (01:31:14.199)
know a little bit about the Rosicrucians and one of the things like I think that
Unknown Speaker (01:31:18.000)
I think that in terms of when we talk about Alex Jones's Christianity or the
Unknown Speaker (01:31:22.159)
lack thereof yeah or weird version thereof I think that I've been too
Unknown Speaker (01:31:26.399)
focused on straight-up Gnosticism I think that some of those ideas about
Unknown Speaker (01:31:30.760)
living on through your children might come from Rosicrucian beliefs because
Unknown Speaker (01:31:34.520)
they're big into reincarnation and perfection of the soul through
Unknown Speaker (01:31:37.640)
repetition and stuff like that so I think I think that that might be that
Unknown Speaker (01:31:42.239)
Alex might subscribe not only to dumb lore right about history he might also
Unknown Speaker (01:31:48.399)
have like Rosicrucian Christian dumb religion as well I don't actually think
Unknown Speaker (01:31:53.039)
the Rosicrucians are all that dumb they're pretty interesting quite frankly
Unknown Speaker (01:31:55.760)
but Alex is those two are not mutually exclusive Alex is dumb so it becomes
Unknown Speaker (01:32:00.279)
dumb through him true he is a vessel wherein the interesting becomes stupid
Unknown Speaker (01:32:06.840)
that's the best sentence I know you just nailed it so yeah that's the show
Unknown Speaker (01:32:12.520)
that's the show that's his January what is that January 27th 2016 yep beautiful
Unknown Speaker (01:32:19.760)
so also just to give you a little bit of context this is after he has decided to
Unknown Speaker (01:32:23.520)
join team Trump this is after our investigation so of course um rest in
Unknown Speaker (01:32:28.039)
peace Lavoie Finicum is sad that anybody had to die but at the same time fuck
Unknown Speaker (01:32:32.560)
him I I feel bad for the 15 kids no wasn't it
Unknown Speaker (01:32:37.380)
Amon Bundy who had the or Cliven Bundy who had the 15 kids it was the it was
Unknown Speaker (01:32:42.000)
that guy who had 15 15 kids and he was the one who adopted all of those kids so
Unknown Speaker (01:32:47.359)
he could siphon money from the government according to the site I saw
Unknown Speaker (01:32:50.640)
earlier today yes that is absolutely the case what a welfare queen yeah oh I
Unknown Speaker (01:32:55.000)
forgot to play the the out of context drop oh which is just as fun afterwards
Unknown Speaker (01:33:00.279)
as it would have been beforehand and here you go
Unknown Speaker (01:33:03.399)
yeah folks I'm psychic I mean it's a fact okay I mean I don't control it
Unknown Speaker (01:33:08.079)
nobody can but I mean I knew something I just feel it I said okay I thought he
Unknown Speaker (01:33:15.039)
was just gonna be I thought he was being sarcastic of like yeah sure I'm psychic
Unknown Speaker (01:33:19.239)
and instead he turns into the no of course I'm psychic I can't control it
Unknown Speaker (01:33:23.399)
control it though yep absolutely what a dumb dumb amazing anyway if you'd like
Unknown Speaker (01:33:28.479)
more of the show you can check us out at knowledge fight calm also if you want to
Unknown Speaker (01:33:32.520)
like too much of the show with an amazing opener Nate burrows ho one of
Unknown Speaker (01:33:38.239)
the best you know what if you don't like our show come for the first ten minutes
Unknown Speaker (01:33:42.119)
yeah pretty good come enjoy some Nate by route it'd be interesting to see people
Unknown Speaker (01:33:45.840)
listening to this podcast and be like you know what I don't like their show
Unknown Speaker (01:33:48.920)
but Nate burrows is fucking great let's be polite and sit through yeah yeah
Unknown Speaker (01:33:54.199)
that will be Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday January 10 30 p.m. at the
Unknown Speaker (01:33:59.239)
Playground Theatre please come if you can www.theplaygroundtheatre.com
Unknown Speaker (01:34:04.319)
absolutely slash knowledge dash fight yeah we'll put up a link also we're on
Unknown Speaker (01:34:09.680)
Twitter knowledge underscore fight that's true on Facebook you can look us
Unknown Speaker (01:34:13.600)
up on the iTunes we live there absolutely beyond that huh I don't know
Unknown Speaker (01:34:20.060)
you know what I think I have the perfect I have the perfect one I think we should
Unknown Speaker (01:34:24.199)
call Matt druffky so he can give one who that would be nice as garbage I believe
Unknown Speaker (01:34:29.359)
dick that's our friend trash-dick trash-dick Joe Walsh yeah names are way
Unknown Speaker (01:34:34.039)
too close trash-dick Joe Walsh everybody remember asshole garbage dick great guy
Unknown Speaker (01:34:40.119)
trash-dick the fucking worst um so then I think honor in honor of druffky
Unknown Speaker (01:34:46.000)
absolutely but you you're entitled no who cares it's just gonna be one of the
Unknown Speaker (01:34:52.380)
Bundy's who cares now right fine yeah they can all live in that bundle of go
Unknown Speaker (01:34:56.399)
fuck yourself Andy in Kansas you're on the air thanks for holding
Unknown Speaker (01:35:01.760)
well Alex I'm a first-time caller I'm a huge fan I love your work I love you
