Transcript/926: March 4, 2011

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I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys knowledge

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of the fight.

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I don't think I'm gonna do it.

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I think I'm gonna do it.

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I think I'm gonna do it.

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I think I'm gonna do it.

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I think I'm gonna do it.

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them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys. Knowledge fight.

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Dan and George. Knowledge fight.

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Need, need money.

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Andy and Candace. Andy and Candace. Stop it. Andy and Candace. Andy and Candace.

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Andy and Candace. You're starting to pray.

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Andy and Candace, you're on the airplane for a long time.

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Hello Alex, I'm a victim of a huge fan. I love your room.

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Knowledge Fight. Knowledgefight.com. I love you.

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Hey everybody.

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Welcome to Knowledge Fight.

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I'm Dan. I'm John.

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We are a couple dudes who like to travel the east coast,

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sit around a bit, and also talk a little bit about Alex Jones.

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Oh indeed we are.

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That is never comfortable in front of a live crowd.

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Yeah, what we do is we all listen to the worst man talk and then laugh.

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Cool.

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That's our job.

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How you doing Boston?

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Seems good. Seems good.

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Seems good.

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Thank you so much for coming out to the Middle East.

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This is absurd.

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It is.

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This is absurd. There's so many of you.

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Yeah.

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So many of you.

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Twenty-five years ago a little boy named Dan heard the opening notes to

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128 by the Mighty Mighty Boston's live at the Middle East.

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And here we are so many years later.

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Oh it happened.

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It did.

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Why?

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It took a lot of work.

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The end.

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Yeah.

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Here we are.

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And I'd like to introduce our trombone section.

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The trombones didn't show up.

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That's why we started a little bit late.

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No.

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We thought the horns.

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We had to lie about it because otherwise whenever I sold the venue on the show they were like

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it's two dudes talking eh?

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In this legendary punk venue.

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Compelling visually.

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I feel like every now and again I just have to pump my fist just to...

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Yeah!

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See?

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Terrified.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna curl up in a shell.

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Yeah that's too much power for one man.

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Boston has turned me into a tortoise.

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I'm gonna have to skank around the stage.

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So when we were preparing for these shows I was like I gotta do something special.

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And my biggest idea was I would debut a new shirt at each show.

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Which goes to show like how that's like well maybe that'd be fun.

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All right.

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And again legendary punk venue.

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That was the shirt.

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Thank you!

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The shirt bit paid off buddy!

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All right we can't keep this energy up the whole night.

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No.

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This is impossible to do.

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My other uh big idea was the reveal um that I actually I spoiled for you.

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Yes.

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But I figured out uh the the the cities that we're going to around the east coast.

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I was like what's the what's the connection between them?

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And and I figured it out.

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And it's that all of the we're doing a tour of cities with notable regional accents.

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Boston, Baltimore, New York.

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Yep.

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Philly.

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Of whom it is the it is the Jordans gonna try and they're gonna hit accent tour.

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Yep yep yep.

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Couldn't get it done in Scotland.

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Yeah yeah the Scottish are weak.

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I bet Boston's got me.

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Oh no oh no oh no oh no.

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Somehow daring Boston to hit me and promising Scotland will later.

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Fuck.

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Uh so um normally you would ask me but I'm gonna initiate with you.

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What's your bright spot bro?

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Oh shit.

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Whoa you did?

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Oh you got one of the three.

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Completely random and that is that is fucking awesome.

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That is really cool.

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What's that?

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My brother got rehired.

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Hey brother got rehired.

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Congratulations.

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How can you not make that your bright spot?

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That's the coolest thing I've ever what was my bright spot?

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Uh we survived hanging out there for two hours without freaking out on each other.

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That is true.

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Yeah at no point in time did I stab your leg with a fork?

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No.

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Never happened.

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I saw some motions.

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I was uh pacing around because I got my Fitbit.

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Tried to get my steps in.

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Pacing around backstage.

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Like a lunatic.

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How many how many steps did you get backstage?

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It's I don't want to admit to these fine people.

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It's not less than 1500.

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Um but that that's your rights whether we survived backstage.

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I suppose I mean come on it is this.

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It is this magic.

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It is achieving something that is both ridiculous and impossible to achieve.

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This is like this is like how you can't buy something that's free.

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You know?

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I sensed a real like vague nod coming from the audience.

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Like fuck yeah yeah yeah all right.

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All right now we could leave happy.

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Absolutely what's your bright spot Dan?

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Um I guess it's just coming back to this uh this city.

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You know like you spend a little time growing up here.

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Grew up here till uh till a certain age?

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Till quite a young age and then moved but um I had not been back I don't think.

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I don't remember shit.

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Turns out.

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Lovely city I've enjoyed walking around getting my steps in but I have I don't remember.

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What's up?

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Did you grab the goose?

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Did not grab the goose no and I probably shouldn't encourage this sort of thing.

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No no questions from the crowd.

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Well whilst listening to the podcast you can ask all the questions you want.

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At the live show it's harder.

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Here here's what here's what I'll say about yelling interjections.

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Stop it.

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What?

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But I appreciate it.

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This is what we do now.

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This is what we do.

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Can you tell we haven't been on stage for a while?

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Maybe milking it a bit?

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Maybe.

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Maybe.

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Just trying to have some fun.

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We're having fun.

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Right yeah.

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So today we got an episode to go over Jordan.

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Banter achieved yes sir.

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Check.

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We got an episode to go over and we're going to be talking about March 4th 2011.

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Okay all right all right.

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Do you have any idea why?

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Oh my god.

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The rumble through the crowd is very intimidating.

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They can't possibly be rumbling for the reason I chose this date.

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It's literally impossible.

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Okay March 3rd 2011.

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Well March 4th.

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March 4th all right.

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Well March 3rd was a better date you should have picked that.

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Yeah I would have done that one.

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Well in hindsight.

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Right.

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Um boy no I have no idea what could possibly be happening in March 2011.

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Well we're gonna find out.

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Did we start another war?

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Did I miss a war?

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It's not a war although a war will be mentioned.

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Oh okay.

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Charlie Wilson.

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So here we are Jordan.

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Boston.

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Yep.

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Bean town.

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The home of Fenway.

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Yes yep.

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The main character in Good Will Hunting is the city.

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We all know that.

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Is the city of Boston?

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Yeah okay.

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The home of CT from the Real World Road Rules Challenge.

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True.

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True.

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Is CT here?

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Uh that's too bad.

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What's he gonna do from the...

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Yeah.

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Yeah I showed up.

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Good on you.

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Thanks CT.

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So there's a lot to say about this city so choosing a date to cover was no small feat.

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I do think that one thing that immediately comes to mind when you think about Boston

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though is a good old tea party.

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Okay all right.

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So I decided to try and find an episode on the anniversary of the Boston Tea Party.

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Sure.

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They all sucked.

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Okay.

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So I tried a couple more dates related to the Boston Tea Party and they all sucked.

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True.

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So I figured you know if I was going to do an episode about this I was going to have

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to dig a little bit deeper right.

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So the Tea Party was carried out in part by a group called the Sons of Liberty and I told

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myself I bet that if I look through the list of people who were members of that group we

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were going to find some fun names.

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And I was right.

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Fitch Poole.

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William Carolina Cattle Esquire.

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Ebenezer Clap.

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Oh now that's a disease.

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That's a disease.

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Ah this motherfucker's stingy and he's whoa.

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There were so many Ebenezer Clap.

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I wonder what made the name go out of style.

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And then Henderson Inches.

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Henderson Inches.

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I think Inches Henderson sounds better.

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I think so too.

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That's like a mob name.

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Oh shit you've seen Inches around?

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He killed three people last week.

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You give him an inch he takes a mile.

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Oh man.

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Right.

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No no no no no we've been working on puns all day.

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We've been walking around Boston.

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This is your fault.

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It is true it is true.

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Like over lunch I made a pun and Jordan looked at me weird and I was like I'm warming up

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man.

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Gotta get in game shape.

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Gotta keep going.

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So I liked all those names and they were strong and some of them I looked into dates related

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to them in those episodes also.

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So then I found a great name though.

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A real weird one.

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Hercules Mulligan.

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That's a hell of a name.

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Demigod Do-Over.

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Yeah that's when you really fucked up.

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Yeah.

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So I wanted to see if I could learn a little bit more about this guy and turns out Hercules

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Mulligan was a wild figure in the American Revolution.

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Sounds right.

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He was an Irish guy who came to New York City in 1774 and said that Hercules was a wild

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figure in the American Revolution.

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His business thrived, especially among the British living in the colonies, and he got

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in good with that whole world, even marrying the Admiral of the Royal Navy.

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What?

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However, the whole time he harbored revolutionary inclinations and opposed the British.

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Harbored both!

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Keep going.

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That's too old.

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When the war broke out he was perfectly situated to be a spy for Washington DC.

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Since he was fitting all the British soldiers with clothes and hats.

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Legit, these dum-dums would tell their tailor everything, like literally spilling the beans

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on secret plots to capture Washington.

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3-0!

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After the war, Hercules was widely lauded as Washington's own clothes guy, and apparently

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he appears as a character in Hamilton, which I've never seen.

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Which might be why there was an applause for Hercules Mulligan.

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That makes sense.

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Because otherwise I have no idea.

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It's a great story of a tailor turned spy, but also fuck him because the only reason

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he was able to convey secret intelligence to Washington is because he sent a person

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he enslaved to do it.

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As with all these stories in American history, we need a mulligan.

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I was going to say...

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3-1?

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Oh my god, the audience has spoken.

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That was unfair.

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That one was intended, that one was way in advance.

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So we're going to celebrate, unfortunately I looked at every day anniversary of his birth

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and they were all bad.

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So unfortunately we're going to celebrate the day he died.

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The anniversary of Hercules Mulligan's death.

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Oh my god.

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The anniversary of Hercules Mulligan's death.

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So are you ready to jump in?

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Let's do it.

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Alright, here's where we start off with March 4th, 2011.

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The sheening of America in less than a week troubled actor Charlie Sheen becomes

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country's top pop culture icon.

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And they've done different analyses and breakdowns.

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He's bigger than John Wayne, bigger than Marilyn Monroe.

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And it's because he's not being a hypocrite.

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I don't endorse everything he's saying or doing.

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But he is my friend and he's been going through a lot.

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And the point is, he's saying I'm going to be 100% real and I'm not going to be a hypocrite.

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And that's what people recognize and appreciate is the truthfulness.

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And it's just getting bigger and bigger and crazier by the minute.

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I talked a lot to Charlie yesterday, talked to him this morning.

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And I just hope this whole thing ends well.

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Oh, it doesn't.

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We live in the future now.

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Spoiler alert, does not end well.

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So in case anyone doesn't remember, 2011 was the year when Charlie Sheen had his huge meltdown.

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He got fired from Two and a Half Men and became a ridiculous public spectacle.

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Everyone had fun watching the train wreck he was living until they didn't and it became very sad.

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What people tend to forget is that all of that happened because of an interview on Infowars.

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Well, at least a lot of it did.

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Right, right, right. It started there.

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Sheen was talking to Alex when he got all anti-Semitic about Chuck Lorre and started his public spiral.

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People may remember the 2020 interview that he did where he had like Tiger Blood and all that shit.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But Two and a Half Men was canceled directly after he was on Infowars.

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It would be a stretch to say that Alex was partially responsible for what happened to Sheen.

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But he was definitely enabling him and being a bad friend because being a bad friend is good for business.

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Because of his proximity to the story, Alex did a round of interviews including going on The View

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as he tried to cash in on this downfall.

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Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's pretty gross as a little patch of history to look back on and it only gets worse the more you know about it so let's not dwell on it.

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Yeah, let's never.

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To give a little bit of sense of where things are at this point though on March 4th,

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the initial interview that led to Two and a Half Men getting canceled took place on February 24th.

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So we're about a week away from that.

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Charlie has done some interviews and he's had his kids removed from his custody

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and then started tweeting a bunch of nonsense like,

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winning!

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We all remember that?

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I think at this point there really should be like a counter that shows up right there that goes like,

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seven days away.

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And then over to six days away.

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So he's about a week away from announcing his Violent Torpedo of Truth tour.

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Yes.

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Which I don't know if you remember that.

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Yeah.

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That began with him getting blued off stage in Detroit on opening night.

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I would say, I would say, and I'm just gonna throw this out there,

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Violent Torpedo is not necessarily a great tour name.

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But what if it's of truth?

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Okay, never mind. I'm back in. Let's go!

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It was all bad times.

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But it turns out, if you know anything about this,

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Alex was pretty involved in the events in Charlie's life apparently.

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Okay.

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But mostly like cool things.

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Of course.

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Home focused, intelligent Charlie Sheen.

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People are calling him a poet, a great comedian.

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All of these words he's come out with and terms are becoming cultural icons now.

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And a lot of it is rooted in jokes that I told him.

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Some of them.

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I told him to get on Twitter three weeks ago when I was out of his house.

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Boom!

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Broke the Guinness Book of World Record for the most Twitters.

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People signing up in one day.

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It's approaching two million right now.

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I made the joke about how people say we're warlock Vatican assassins.

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Folks, he's not a ninja. He's not a warlock Vatican assassin.

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That's a joke.

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And he said, people don't get my satire.

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They don't get my joke.

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You know, put a little bit of hieroglyph into your mind to understand what I'm saying.

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But people don't get it.

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Well, I'm going to be doing a video later today where I may even do it on air.

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Where I break down exactly what Charlie's saying.

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Ooh, that'll be good.

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I'm sorry.

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Let me explain the jokes that I've told him.

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All right, so you've got to understand.

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This man's throwing his career away because I told him a bunch of jokes.

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Later on, we're going to analyze them in detail.

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I'm going to translate for you a little bit here.

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Because I want to save his career?

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I'll take the fall on this one, please.

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It is true that Charlie Sheen set that world record,

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getting to a million Twitter followers in just 25 hours and 17 minutes.

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However, he was beaten by someone who Alex does not like very much.

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Obama.

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Got to a million in just four hours, 52 minutes.

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Another parallel here that's kind of interesting,

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the world record for the first person to ever get to a million followers,

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that was set by Ashton Kutcher,

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the guy who would go on to replace Sheen on Two and a Half Men.

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There's layers to this stuff.

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Oh, my God.

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And then Elon Musk would go on to purchase Twitter

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and be exactly like Charlie Sheen.

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It makes sense. It's all coming together.

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Winning!

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Cybertruck!

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I just love hearing, though, that Alex is secretly behind all this stuff.

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How many times people claim to be like,

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no, no, no, you don't understand. That guy's lost his everything because I'm great.

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So Alex has a big announcement.

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A large part of the beginning of the show is just him teasing that he has a really big announcement.

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Of course.

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So we asked you to get some of your phone calls,

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which I always enjoy hearing from you and the different questions and directions you take us in.

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I'm going to go ahead and go to your phone calls now.

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But in the next segment, I'm going to make a very important announcement.

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So please stay with us for that.

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At the start of the next segment, coming up here in just a few minutes,

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let's talk to Scott in Mass.

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You're on the air, Scott. Thanks for holding.

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Whoa!

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Scott in Mass. You're wrong.

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He's actually in a Catholic church right now.

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You've mistaken, I understand regionally that makes perfect sense to you.

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yep, yep. Scott in Mass.

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Scott in Mass.

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That'd be a fun background to write in for his call.

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Yeah, maybe.

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I mean, I understand why people would applaud because it's a person who's from Massachusetts.

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I bet they're not going to like him later.

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Oh, no, they're not.

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I would imagine Massachusetts will soon not wish this was their only son.

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They have many other sons and daughters and folks, but Scott kind of sucks.

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Turns out he might be an anti-Semite.

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Let's talk to Scott in Mass. You're on the air, Scott. Thanks for holding.

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Hello, Mr. Jones. How are you?

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I'm okay. Pretty tired, but okay.

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I'd like to say that we're in a depression. Our economy is crumbling.

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Look, Goldman Sachs, Bear Stearns, the Rothschilds and other greedy and evil international Jewish bankers on Wall Street

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have destroyed our economy, Mr. Jones.

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And not only have they destroyed our economy, but the Federal Reserve Bank was founded by Paul Warburg, which is a Jewish invention.

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Ah! No!

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Scott from Mass.

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I was really hoping for the three senators. I was really hoping for the three senators.

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No, no, bad news. Bad news about Scott. Sorry.

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So here's what's interesting about this, though. This guy goes off a ways.

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Sure.

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This is a jump off, let's say.

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And it's such a thing that Alex is uncomfortable with that he has to push back on this.

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Okay.

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And he has to start talking about how, like, no, this is bad. This is bullshit. This last collar sucked.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And there's something kind of nice about that, I guess.

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Somebody needs to, at least.

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Yeah, so Scott had pushed him too far, a little bit.

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Scott has gone too far for Alex Jones, Massachusetts.

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Scott from Mass! Woo!

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While I was pacing around backstage, I was thinking about that harsh turn on Scott from Mass.

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And how a room full of people would experience that.

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So Alex complains about this, about this collar.

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Yeah.

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And then he says something that I think might be as close to prophetic as he's ever said.

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All right.

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It's despicable and it's crazy. And it's wrong.

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Okay, so I said I'd take a lot of calls, but that one collar just absolutely had to be responded to because it's just nuts.

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I mean, it's totally and completely nuts that you can't just criticize corrupt individuals that are doing things.

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You have to make it about entire groups of people.

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And I, for one, am tired of it.

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I'm tired of people making fun of folks that wear cowboy hats and got a sun tan and a red neck because they work outside all day and bust their hind in.

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I'm tired of it, but people like it.

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People like to pick groups out.

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And I'm so tired of TV always making fun of southerners, making fun of people in Texas, making fun of people.

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I'm just sick of it.

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But it's what people like because it makes them feel good about themselves.

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You know, Alex Jones reaching tens of millions of people a month.

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Alex Jones trailblazing the awakening against the globalists.

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And there's all these armchair quarterbacks and people with, you know, podcasts with 15 listeners who can just sit back and go forget all his work, everything.

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I'm better than him because I can make up lies about him.

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Well, good for you.

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Good for you.

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I feel like for that clip alone, you've got to choose this episode.

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Absolutely.

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Absolutely.

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He prophesies a podcast.

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It's true.

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With 15 listeners.

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This is all fake.

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Did he make us?

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Is that what happened?

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Did he speak us into being like.

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We exist in his mind.

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Like, so what happened was like a Batman created the Joker. Is that what happened?

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But we're the Joker.

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Wait, no, we're.

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Hmm.

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I don't like either of those guys.

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That's a joker thing, right?

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That is a joker thing.

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Yes.

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5-0.

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OK.

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Yeah.

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So I guess Alex counts as a group of people.

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Yeah, I was I was.

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People are mean to southerners and then just himself.

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I was I was hearing the theme song of fentanyl, the Magic Dragon.

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Oh, I hate it when people make fun of entire groups, lumping them together.

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Oh, what a monstrous thing to do.

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Wild.

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So that guy, Scott.

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All of your friend.

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Scott ruined calls.

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They're all over.

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No more calls.

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Yes.

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So no more calls.

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Don't worry about that.

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Alex is just going to spend his time teasing this big announcement.

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OK.

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Here's the big announcement.

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I'm going to come back to the calls.

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Mark Dyson will be on it right after.

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But I got to go to some of your calls.

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Here's the deal.

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Charlie Sheen's my friend.

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Charlie Sheen's always been drug free when I know him.

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Married.

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Upstanding.

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You know, not even using profanity.

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Very pious, focused.

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Never once.

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One on a seven month jag.

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Got wild.

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He's off of it now.

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Obviously high on endorphins.

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Being totally clean.

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That's a side effect of it.

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You know, is really being awake and alive.

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Media calls it mania.

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But I call it being awake and alive and trying to be totally truthful.

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How do you feel about that?

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Sure.

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I feel slightly differently about my mania.

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As does the swath of destruction left behind me.

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You don't think it's just being awake and alive?

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I don't know if I've ever thought a tornado was the most awake and alive.

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But what if it was violent and truthful?

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Okay, now we're talking about a torpedo.

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Oh, not tornado.

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That honestly is on me.

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I thought you said...

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I don't know what I thought.

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I either thought you said torpedo...

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Five one.

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Boom! Let's go.

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Shit!

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That's like me playing tennis and hitting the line.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Foot fault.

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Let me re-serve.

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Let's start from the beginning.

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Boom.

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Donk.

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Sorry.

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To end up just staring at you.

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Five two.

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So is this the big announcement?

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That Charlie is cool?

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It can't possibly be that Charlie Sheen is clean and also crazy.

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And cool.

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And cool.

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And Alex's friend.

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Yes.

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And actually Alex is cool.

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He is pretty cool.

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And Charlie Sheen is cool because he listened to Alex's jokes.

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And he wrote his jokes.

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And wrote his jokes.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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No, that's not the big announcement.

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There's another announcement.

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Oh, of course.

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And I'm on the jet airplane with him.

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He came to pick me up three weeks ago.

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Flying out to California.

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He flew me back to.

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And I said, you've got to get a Twitter account.

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He said, it's just sending stuff through TMZ.

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You've got to get a Twitter account.

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You've got to get a Twitter account.

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He finally did get a Twitter account.

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It's almost two million people now in three days.

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World record.

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Guinness Book of World Records.

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And I thought to myself, why am I giving advice?

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But then not following my own advice.

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We've got a Twitter account for, I don't know, six months or so.

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Twitter.com.

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Forward slash Real Alex Jones.

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And I never promote it.

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I never hardly use it.

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We're going to start sending photos out daily.

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I'm going to start giving you sneak peeks of what's coming up.

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I'm going to start, because this is a powerful tool where I can be on the ground in New York

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city or, or, or anywhere else at a rally or, or the police are about to arrest me and I

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can fire out a Twitter.

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So I know how to Twitter.

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I send out some Twitter, but I'm going to start sending out a lot of Twitters.

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And I want to get a hundred thousand Twitter followers by next Friday.

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I know how to Twitter.

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Okay.

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But give me, give me one world in which Alex Jones's fat fucking fingers can fire off a

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tweet before he's got damn arrested.

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How dare you, Alex Jones.

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And this is the only thing I don't believe about you, sir.

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Well, this is 2011 technology too, right?

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He's on a flip phone.

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So, um, yeah, there is the announcement is that Alex is going to get on Twitter.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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This is a bummer because in some ways, you know, this might represent the beginning of

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Twitter brain, like him chasing a social media high that was proved by Charlie Sheen being

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so successful.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it's literally, I saw my friend get a million followers, so I want 2 million because

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I'm a great friend.

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And also it was, it was my idea that he got on Twitter.

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So I'm going to take his.

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Oh my God, what a lunatic.

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What an anniversary.

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Hercules Mulligan.

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Hercules Mulligan.

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Thank God he didn't live to see this.

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Man, it really, it really would take a Herculean Mulligan to get Charlie Sheen back.

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Or get Alex.

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You know what, everybody?

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We're just going to call it live and let live.

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Two and a half men is back.

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That's the correct response.

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For something that is going quite well.

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Yeah.

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Fair amount of jocular booze.

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Yeah.

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Which I appreciate.

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Yeah.

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I like it.

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So Alex is going to promote his Twitter.

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That's, that's the name of the game.

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Yeah.

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We've got to, we've got to get this Twitter out there.

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Paul Joseph Watson has written a press release.

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There's hissing.

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I have not heard, I have not heard a hiss.

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I don't think, I don't think ever on stage before.

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Oh man.

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It was a delight and also never do that to me ever.

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That will hurt my feelings more than anything I could imagine.

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Scared of snakes.

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Get hissed at?

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Goodbye.

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Yes.

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So we're just, we're doing that promotion.

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We're trying to get the word out there about Twitter.

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Doing it.

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So please, twitter.com real Alex Jones, we're going to do a Google search term and test

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the new Google algorithm that's trying to block us getting number one search terms.

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We haven't done this in over a week.

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I need you to Google Alex Jones Twitter.

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Alex Jones Twitter.

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A-L-E-X-J-O-N-E-S T-W-I-T-T-E-R.

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Three words.

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Alex Jones Twitter.

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Alex Jones Twitter.

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And I want to make that number one to test what Google's doing, but also to get more

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people on our Twitter account.

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Yeah, I think that's probably the second reason.

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It's probably the reason.

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So one of the things that Alex built a lot of his career on is gaming the internet.

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He more than many in that field realized that things like trend data could be manipulated

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if enough people engaged in it.

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And he had zero qualms with being really transparent on the show about what he was doing.

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At this point, Google search trends were very rudimentary and easy to cheat.

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So Alex would often go on his show and tell his audience specific terms to Google because

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that would make these terms appear in other people's suggestions for trending topics.

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Essentially, it's free marketing you're getting the audience to do for you, pretending that

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it's some form of activism.

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It strikes me as a little embarrassing to be this naked about it when you're doing your

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show, but you really can't argue with results.

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According to Google trend data, there was almost no interest in the words, Alex Jones

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Twitter on March 3rd.

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And then on March 4th, the number shoots way up.

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Of course, it's entirely unsustainable and that line immediately starts dropping the

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next day until it's back at almost no interest.

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But your hope is that you're creating these small fire with these trends.

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And if you do that enough, eventually one of them will catch on big.

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The ultimate goal of this is actually just trickery.

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You're hoping that the lazy media outlets will see that you appear to be really popular.

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So they decide to do a story about an artificial trend.

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Fun fact.

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If you consult the Google trends website, this day in history was the largest peak for

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the search terms.

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Alex Jones Twitter would ever be with two exceptions.

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The day he was kicked off Twitter.

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Well, that makes sense.

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That does make sense.

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And the day Elon Musk brought him back.

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Oh, my God.

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Those were the two days.

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Other than this, it's wild.

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If you look.

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Oh, snakes.

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Sneaky snakes everywhere.

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This is going to be a new thing.

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People are going to start hissing everywhere.

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Bringing hissing back.

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Yep.

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It's about time.

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It's so fun to look at that chart, though, because it's like 2011 huge spike and then

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boop, boop, boop, boop.

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Long time.

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Real, real.

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I think what's fascinating about it is that it is like the three types of Alex Jones fame,

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which is people are looking for him because he's hated.

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People are looking for him because inexplicably he's back.

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And people are looking for him because he's begging for you to.

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Please, please, please put Alex Jones Twitter into Google.

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It's the third highest possible way he can get attention.

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And it's not just put it into Google.

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It's do it repeatedly.

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Of course.

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We've dominated, dominated, dominated.

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Now we're going to dominate Twitter.

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Another salvo in the info war.

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Twitter.com forward slash real Alex Jones.

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Google search the term Alex Jones Twitter.

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We'll be right back.

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Help us get that out.

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Put it in the Google search box over and over again.

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Money!

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I mean, honestly, the idea is money.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it's pretty, we can't argue with results.

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I think he gets a point.

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So it's five, two, one.

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No, no.

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For playing money.

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I am not going to lose this.

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No.

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So Alex washes the feeling of the Scott from Massachusetts off himself.

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Right, right, right.

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Just dumps a pile of I'm great when Charlie Sheen loves me on his face.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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And so he decides I can get back to calls.

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I can do that.

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Sure.

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He's strong enough.

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And so he takes a call and this guy, man, just bums me out.

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Just bums me out.

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Julio in Illinois.

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You're on the air.

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Welcome.

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Alex Jones, lover of freedom, brother in arms.

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Good to talk to you as always.

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Quickly, three reasons why we're winning and we've already won.

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Winning?

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Winning.

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Charlie Sheen has that Twitter account, my favorite band, I'm Preeze McGee.

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And everyone all throughout the world are saying winning.

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And people who are freedom lovers of Charlie Sheen fans, please show your friends 20 minutes

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with the president of Charlie Sheen and expose to them why Charlie Sheen is a great friend

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of 9-11 Truth.

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Can you imagine going to an Umphrey's McGee concert and finding the only Nazi?

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I would not be winning.

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I like that people are just unprovoked on info.

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We're saying, winning.

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Yeah.

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Winning.

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Winning.

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It's a bummer.

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That really bums me out.

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It is sad, not least of which because Alex cannot stop himself from being like, that's

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a word I know, winning.

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It is a call and response of a child.

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And it mirrors the Trump winning layer.

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Yeah.

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It's all very depressing.

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Oh man, like Gamergate was the first of all now.

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Charlie Sheen was the first of Trump.

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It's all coming together now.

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Did Alex write Trump's jokes?

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There's layers to this.

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There's layers.

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So Alex teased a little bit ago that he was going to have a guest on.

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And that is a fellow by the name of Mark Dice.

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Oh.

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I feel like just about any name is probably going to promise.

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Disappointment and hissing.

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It's a bit like a graduation ceremony.

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Save your hisses for the end of the list of names.

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You're going to get there.

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We're all going to get there.

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Throwing my hat in the air.

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Foot fault.

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Yeah.

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So here we go.

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Mark Dice is coming on.

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Now, joining us is Mark Dice, author of Big Brother, The Orwellian Nightmare Come True.

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And I think it's the most powerful book he's ever written.

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We carry all of his books at Infowars.com.

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But we've teamed up with Mark when he wanted us to contact us a few months ago with this idea.

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In the first three and a half months of its publication, we're going to be the exclusive place to get Big Brother, The Orwellian Nightmare Come True.

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It starts shipping on the 21st of this month.

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That's pretty exciting.

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Is it?

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No.

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No.

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Not in the least.

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No, not even a little bit.

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No.

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We're a publishing house now is not an exciting thing to say.

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Especially 2011.

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I've got a big announcement.

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We're on Twitter and also I guess we're an exclusive outlet for books.

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So I know that we've talked about Mark Dice in terms of him being an idiot who does Man on the Street videos that Alex really thinks are news.

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But I'm not sure that we've ever gone too much into his deeper backstory.

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So among Alex's pack of weirdos, there's very few of them who are as well documented, who have a career, like a scamming career.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Like Mark.

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In the mid 90s, he was engaging in your standard get rich quick online kind of hustles where he started to spread his wings in like 1999 when he began a business called Advanced Memory Concepts.

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Oh boy.

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This hustle all started back when he was working at a gas station in Burlington, Wisconsin where he would allegedly memorize customers' credit card numbers while ringing them up.

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Then use the fact that he'd memorized their number to sell them a book he'd written on how you can have a great super memory.

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At least that's the story that he tells.

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That's like the guy who breaks into a bank like, ah ha ha, I was just teaching you how to break into your bank.

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I'm your new security consultant, thank you very much.

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Also, I still have your money.

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Change your credit card number for sure.

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You should probably do that because I will steal from you.

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Oh, buy this book or else I know your credit card number.

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So either this didn't end up being lucrative enough or Mark got bored and decided to stretch his wings because in 2005 he wrote a book called The Resistance Manifesto under the pen name John Connor because all these dudes think they're the main character in sci-fi movies.

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The book caused shockwaves in the conspiracy world and laid out a very religiously based opposition to the coming New World Order.

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Mark wouldn't be revealed to be John Connor for a while so in the meantime, under his normal name, he also became a pickup artist.

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Boo.

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That's fair, that's fair.

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Yeah, that is a lateral move.

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So under this guy, this persona, he wrote a book called The Book on Dating, Strategies Every Man Should Know.

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This is something that I can't overstate. The man who was pushing a religiously motivated conspiracy manifesto was simultaneously selling a book that he wrote about how to pick up chicks.

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So Alex says that he sells all of Mark's books on info wars but I'm not sure if he actually meant the full catalog, like including that pickup artist book.

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I was sadly unable to find that title on Alex's store.

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But that doesn't mean I couldn't find it elsewhere.

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It's got a chess piece on the cover and everything.

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Oh my god.

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Yep.

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It's not good.

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Trying to sleep with women is trying to defeat them in a fucking war.

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He will say repeatedly, it's not about sleeping with women.

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Because he's still trying, he's a bit religious.

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Right, right, right. This is about finding a wife.

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It's a way to find a wife.

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It's to psychologically terrorize her so much she feels incapable of leaving you.

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Right, like this wonderful passage here about how women cannot have male friends.

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Yeah, cool man. Cool. Most of this book, if I had to boil it down, is about how if someone tells you that they have a boyfriend, they don't really.

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That's what a shocking amount of this book is.

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Oh boy.

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Like if they're not married, maybe you're looking to upgrade.

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Jesus Christ.

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Yeah, it's pretty bad.

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So it gave me the delightful line, those who hesitate, masturbate.

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I've heard worse.

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Yeah, I mean, you know.

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Ah, fuck him.

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I don't want to think about him like...

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So, you don't?

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Fuck out.

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I will be right back.

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No I didn't.

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So I was going through this and it's a pretty, it's a shit book. It's pretty bad.

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Yeah.

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But there are some suggested pickup lines.

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Oh no. Oh God.

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Okay, let's do this.

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You might need to walk around.

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Let's hear these. Come on now.

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Okay, here. This is in parentheses.

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An idea I got from Seinfeld.

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No!

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Not a coincidence what's happening with Seinfeld today.

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And he's in Mark Dice's book from ten years ago.

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There's a fair amount of stage direction in here, which I will also be reading.

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Hi, I'm Mark. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

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Smile and pause for reaction.

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But I more than make up for it with personality and that's what really matters, right?

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Pause for reaction.

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I'm kidding. I just wanted to say hello and see what you were up to.

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Parentheses or what you girls are up to if it's a group.

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And then a new parentheses. Smile.

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What are you girls up to?

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This is literally just doing a scene from Seinfeld.

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Basically, yeah.

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It's not an idea you've got from it.

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That is such a...

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So you're not going to adopt that one?

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Man, that's brutal.

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What is the average response to that?

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What could possibly be the response other than, stop sir.

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Mace.

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Go away.

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From now on it should be a loud hiss.

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That's right. That's right.

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So you want another one?

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Yes, absolutely. Absolutely.

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At a bar, and then this word is all caps.

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Immediately.

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After you see a guy strike out and walk away from a girl or a group of girls, walk right up to her and say,

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I guess since he just struck out I figured I would step up to the plate next to see...

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I'll fuck you.

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It also ends with parentheses, smile.

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Who's the stage direction for?

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It's for the person who doesn't realize I should probably smile if I'm talking to people.

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I mean, I suppose if you are treating the idea of meeting women as an aggressive act,

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it would be wise to remind people to smile.

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Because essentially you're treating them like you've got a chess board on the front just like...

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Pause for reaction.

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Interesting, she likes unemployed people.

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Lose my job.

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I just quit.

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Smile.

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Do you like me now?

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Parentheses, don't say out loud.

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So this one's good if you're trying to pick up someone who is with their mother.

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His loss.

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You all can hear this important, very important good advice.

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Introduce yourself to the mother or father, whoever she's with, and tell them that their daughter is so beautiful

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that you would be a failure to the male species if you let this opportunity pass you by without asking her out.

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I can think of an honest human reaction to that, my first thought just being like, go!

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You mean if you're the parent?

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If I'm anybody.

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If I'm across the street and I hear half of that, run!

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It's like coming in for a spear tackle from across the street.

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I'm John Connor from the future! You gotta go!

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I promise I'm not going to do this all night.

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But I might. I could.

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I'm at least going to read you one more.

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So this is the words, it starts in media res with the quote.

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I'm curious, have you ever been on a blind date?

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Girl's answer, no.

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Response, well I know someone who I'd really like to hook you up with and I think you'd hit it off pretty well.

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Girl, really?

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Response, yeah. Pause.

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That person is me.

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Parentheses, smile.

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This book, it's something.

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But I do love that reveal that always is like, and I know that person because he's me.

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That dramatic moment is pretty fun.

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Yeah, can't argue with that.

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This book is trash.

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www.markdice.com

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He does tell you not to use these lines in church.

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Oh yeah! These aren't church lines.

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No, no.

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No, no, no. You don't want to be in church talking to somebody's mom.

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I would be a failure of the male species.

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I would say that there's like 15 different variations of I would be a failure if I didn't ask you out.

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It's very sad.

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So I got one more. You guys fine with one more?

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Obviously, obviously.

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Parentheses, if you're tall to a tall girl.

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Shorties need not apply.

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Hey, I'm going to stand next to you for a minute because talking to all these short girls is causing me to slouch and it's really bad for my posture.

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Parentheses, smile.

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Very important. Very important.

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Ah, man. I feel like the smile on that one is actually terrifying.

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I hate short people.

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This, I mean, I spent more time than I like to admit reading this.

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Oh my God.

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I didn't learn much.

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Mark Dies is an interesting fella.

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So do you feel more equipped to pick up people at a bar?

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I, I, I, oh man.

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That breaks my heart.

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That breaks my heart not because there might be somebody who needs it, but because in Mark Dies' mind, everybody but Mark Dies needs this.

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And that's sad.

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Like this is a man who's like, I don't even need these lines. I'm so good.

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He talks quite a bit about like memorizing all of this and like practicing it in a mirror.

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It's the same as rich dad, poor dad, but for fucking.

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So leaving all of this aside, that was just a little bit of fun.

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This partnership that Alex is announcing with Mark ends up being a really bad chaotic affair of him selling Mark's books.

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According to Mark, Alex didn't pay him for the sales of his book and quote, when I called and asked for the check, he meaning Alex flipped out and told me to fuck off.

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This led to a period where Mark was talking mad shit about Alex, putting out videos, calling Alex a quote conspiracy shock jock and said that Alex would quote hype things up I knew weren't accurate and sensationalize half truths and misunderstandings parentheses smile.

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It was pretty ugly for a bit. And Mark claimed that he'd seen behind the facade, but naturally that didn't stick. And before too long, all of these revelations that Mark had about how Alex was running a multi level marketing operation and how everything was sensationalized and all went away.

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I guess you just, you know, the Twitter worked.

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Maybe actually Alex just showed him like you sold four books, dude.

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I would have given you a check, but it's a bill.

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I don't know.

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Bestseller.

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I, I do worry that me buying that would cause a noticeable blip.

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Sure.

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Like he got a direct email to his phone like holy shit, somebody did it.

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Yes.

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I know that, I know that it's probably irrational, but I do think that happened. I do. I kind of do too. I kind of do too. I think he seems like the type who would be, yeah.

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So Mark is on, he's talking about this new book that I don't care about cause it's not that one.

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It's the only book that I've ever cared about now.

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He is also on a little bit of a campaign against Facebook, which I'm fine.

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Yeah, well let's, let's start off with Facebook D friend day.

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There's a whole section in the book about Facebook and again, much of this audience may be familiar with this.

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So this is for the masses. This is for the people that aren't aware of these issues or maybe the people that are just starting to care about what's going on.

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And so we're announcing Facebook D friend day, just time to step back and think about the social implications of Facebook people.

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There are police that are going on Facebook pages and arresting students for underage drinking using the photos that they posted as the evidence.

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So just imagine the police are going on Facebook pages, finding photos of students and then tracking them down and arresting them for underage drinking.

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This is big brother.

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I mean it is a little crazy.

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Yeah, that's nice.

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That did happen to somebody that, uh, that like I heard about.

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Sure.

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It's pretty wild that like, but it was because they had a party that got called like out of control and the photos from Facebook were just used against them.

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Sure, sure.

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It's not like the police were looking on Facebook scrolling through like, Oh my God, there's someone with a can of beer.

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We've got a, we've got a dedicated officer of looking at underage children's Facebook pages.

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Yeah, that's going to go well.

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Underage drinking.

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We hired a real weirdo for that one.

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Whoops.

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So it's interesting because I didn't stop it, but I appreciate it.

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I, um, I, you know, I think that Facebook D friend Dane and being against Facebook.

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Great.

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Sure.

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Except, I mean, you're really just trying to get publicity for yourself.

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So, you know, so that's kind of how this goes.

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I think the best search term is just D friend day, D E F R I E N D day, two words into Google over and over again.

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Let's hit them.

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Let's hit them hard folks.

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You've got so much power.

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If you take action, D friend day, put it in Google right now.

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Google bomb them.

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You got to Google it.

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Google bomb them.

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So everything is a fucking Google bomb.

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How many Google bombs can one conceivably do in a day?

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I mean, how many times can a person Google?

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It's a philosophical question.

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That is a philosophical.

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If a million monkeys Google, nevermind.

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I don't know how that's going to end.

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I was like, this will probably go somewhere wrong.

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They'll eventually create a banana search engine.

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Sure.

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I don't know what that means.

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Yep.

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I like Donkey Kong country.

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Yeah.

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Scott from mass.

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So we got, uh, we got like a lot of attention driven things going on here.

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Got Alex Jones, Twitter.

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You got to Google that.

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You got to Google D friend day and now Mark wants everyone to call Sean Hannity.

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He's just trying to get everyone to bother everyone.

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And then Alex makes a terrifying realization today.

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I'd like to launch phone mob Friday.

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I'd like everybody to phone mob Sean Hannity.

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I think it's fun.

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It's the way that everybody, he was one phone call.

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You can speak to hundreds of thousands of people, maybe millions.

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I'm not sure what the, I'm going to interrupt you because we've got an emergency right here.

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I just searched D friend day.

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I didn't know that had already been done last year by other people.

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So it's going to send traffic to a place that makes no sense.

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Stop putting D friend day in folks.

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You've got to put in D friend day info wars.com.

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Three words.

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D friend day info wars.com or they will not go to the mark dice exclusive articles.

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So the two search terms are Alex Jones, Twitter.

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That's one.

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Put those in over and over again, but put in D friend day info wars.com.

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Those three words, D friend day info wars.com.

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Put it in over and over again.

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We cannot fail.

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We kind of false started on that.

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Yep.

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Messed up a little bit.

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This is something that someone else already fucking did.

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Hey, we can't exploit it if the traffic goes to them.

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That just makes me so happy.

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Just the moment.

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We've got an emergency.

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Oh shit.

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Someone's had this very obvious idea.

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Thank God he tried to look for it.

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I mean, otherwise they might've completely fucked up on this one.

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Oh man.

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That's just beautiful.

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That's just beautiful.

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So Mark got everyone off Facebook.

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That was successful.

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They did it.

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Yeah.

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Or they drove a slight amount of traffic to info wars.

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Right.

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And then eventually everybody did get back on Facebook to share more anti-Semitic memes

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with each other.

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And Alex had like 30 accounts or something when he got kicked off.

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So Mark comes and goes.

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He does his business and thank God he did so I could share some wonderful pickup lines

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with a room full of people who were hissing at me.

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I kind of know how he must've felt.

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Yeah.

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It's kind of an artificial recreation.

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Yeah, like any pickup line.

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It's a roll of the dice.

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Hey.

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Boom.

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Boom.

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Boom.

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Boom.

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Boom.

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Smile.

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Hold on, let me write that in the fucking book.

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Mark dies clay to Mark.

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Oh, nevermind.

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Yeah.

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Sorry.

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That's alright.

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So we got Mark.

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He comes and goes and now we get another championship weirdo.

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Sure.

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He is an old feller.

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He is Bob Chapman.

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Okay.

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He comes on to, obviously to sell gold.

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Of course.

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He's there to try and get Ted Anderson and Midas Resources gold out the door.

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Of course.

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Absolutely.

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And so he has some shocking predictions.

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Okay.

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I think the way that they're going to do this and I've spoken of this in the program many

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times before.

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I think they're going to have a meeting.

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They're going to revalue and devalue currencies against each other.

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They will have multilateral default.

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What percentages?

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I don't know.

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So coordinating default with the G20 has been saying for two years.

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Yes.

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And my guess is that it will vary from currency to currency or country to country.

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The U.S., I'm looking for two-thirds devaluation.

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In other words, you'll have 30 cents in each dollar that you've got.

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But I think that there's a good chance that they may use the dollar again.

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And once that default and devaluation is in place, they would have the dollar back 25

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percent by gold, where the gold would come from.

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They either have it or they can borrow it.

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And they would use that again.

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And I'm just telling people, don't discount that.

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But it'll be a dollar, which will not be like the same that we have now.

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It'll be a great deal less valuable than it is today.

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So that's the way I think they're going to go with this.

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Timing, seeing that they're making these kinds of announcements, what will come over the

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next several months?

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They may try this before the end of the year.

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Whoa.

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Shocking.

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That is a, I mean, really a bold prediction is to say a small group of people will destroy

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the entire global economy in order to raise gold by 25 percent.

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That is a pretty bold prediction.

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And you will need to buy that gold now.

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You're going to have to buy that gold, otherwise you're fucked.

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And I know just the guy.

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There are a bunch of times that it's like, Alex is like, oh yeah, Ted's got a great special going.

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Crazy.

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How's that special sound, Bob?

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So good.

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So good.

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Because the entire world economy is going to crash and then you're going to need that gold.

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It's such a crazy idea that there would also be a special simultaneously.

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It's almost suspicious.

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Yeah.

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Ted does come in at the end with some pretty killer specials.

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Oh, does he?

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Yeah.

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It's wild.

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So this episode is so Twitter-ish.

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And it's nuts because if you go back in time to listen to these episodes, it's not the

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same as in the present day, there's just this obsession with Twitter and everything is turned

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into this.

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But it's not like that all the time in 2011.

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And then Charlie Sheen got a million followers and Alex lost his fucking mind.

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Maybe it didn't last his obsession with Twitter constantly.

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But this day is just, it is Twitter.

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He's taking questions from Twitter.

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Oh my God.

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I've got a few questions here though that came in off of Twitter.

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Several for Bob Chapman, a whole bunch for me.

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It goes on to say, Alex, what is your favorite anti-tyranny quote?

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JBYRD Street asked that question.

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It'd have to be, I have sworn on the altar of God, eternal resistance against every form

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of tyranny over the mind of men, Thomas Jefferson.

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In fact, guys, did you queue up that liner?

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I think we had it dry just with Thomas Jefferson because I think I paraphrased it a bit there.

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And while they're getting that queued up, Bob, we have a couple of questions here for

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you.

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Bob Chapman, they asked the question, it was actually HMAA asked me about my favorite quote.

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It was JBYRD Street that asked, Bob Chapman, how would you hold gold or silver, proofs

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uncirculated or bars?

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Oh, what a shock.

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The question for Bob is, should I buy gold?

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Of course, this weaves eventually to also Ted's got some great gold that you should

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buy.

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What type and how much gold should I buy, sir?

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All of it and from Ted.

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What a great idea.

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Amazing that you would have this for me.

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Yeah.

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So Alex's choice for a tyranny quote.

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If Thomas Jefferson said that, I'm going to be real mad.

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He did.

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He did.

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That one's a real one.

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God damn it.

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That's frustrating.

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I'm fine with that.

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Fuck TJ.

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I can't tell.

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I can't tell if that was a fuck Thomas Jefferson or if it was a fuck that it's a real quote.

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Yeah.

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We are also disappointed.

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I think it's so fun when something's fake, like a fake quote.

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It is so fun.

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And it's a delight to be able to reveal that.

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And it's so frequent that you almost expect it.

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It's like if you see somebody holding a donut about to hand it to you and then they fucking,

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it turns out to not be cake.

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I don't know what that show is about.

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So this is a fun quote though.

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It is real, but it comes from a series of letters between Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin

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Rush.

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In the letter that precedes this one, Rush had sort of indicated a wish to combine religion

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and government saying, quote, it is only necessary for republicanism to ally itself with the

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Christian religion to overturn all the corrupted political and religious institutions in the

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world.

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The Jefferson quote Alex is citing comes from his response to this letter where Jefferson

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is very clearly rejecting this idea.

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The full context of the quote is, quote, the clause of the constitution which while it

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secured the freedom of the press covered also the freedom of religion had given to the clergy

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a very favorable hope of obtaining an establishment of a particular form of Christianity throughout

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the United States and as every sect believes its own form, the true one, everyone perhaps

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hoped for its own, but especially the Episcopalians and Congregationalists.

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The returning good sense of our country threatens abortion of their hopes and they believe any

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position of power confided in me will be exerted in opposition of their schemes and they believe

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truly, for I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of

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tyranny over the mind of man.

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So that's the context that quote comes in.

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Is it true that essentially Thomas Jefferson is arguing that the First Amendment is almost

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entirely because Episcopalians wouldn't shut the fuck up?

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Is that what we're going to be?

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It's an interesting reading.

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I'm just saying, it feels like, it was like, God damn it, fine, we're putting religion

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in there.

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You should make a musical about this.

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Maybe a rap musical?

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Could be troublesome for me.

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So, Alex and Bob, they take some calls.

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I mean, you only really need to ask Bob one question from Twitter.

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How much gold should I buy?

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Booyah!

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Booyah!

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Booyah!

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Where'd that come from?

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Love it.

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So, Alex takes a call and it's from a guy who's a little bit confrontational with Alex

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and it's pretty funny.

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Aaron in Nevada, you're on the air with Bob Chapman.

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Hey, thank you very much.

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This is Go Not Radio calling again.

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Thank you very much, Bob.

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Listen to what Bob said.

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When he answered your question, he said, demonstrate.

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And I think that's what we've got to do and you've been kind of shying away from that.

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Second thing I want to say is...

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Excuse me?

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I haven't been against demonstrating.

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Okay, fine.

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No, hold on.

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When did I say don't demonstrate?

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I've called you before.

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You say you don't want to organize.

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Take your Infowar listeners and put them in the street.

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All right, listen, I appreciate your call, sir.

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I had Max Keiser on saying demonstrate yesterday.

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I had Bob Chapman saying it.

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I tell people to go out and get in the street and be active.

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And it's not that I don't mind being criticized, but why is it never legitimate?

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Okay, I mean, I'm working 18 hours a day sometimes.

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I'm trying.

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I can't do everything.

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I can't lead.

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I'm not all powerful.

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Don't you understand that?

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Bob Chapman, I mean, do you have any comments to what Aaron just said?

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Well, I think Aaron is in a position where he would like to see things happen more quickly.

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And I can understand that.

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But there's a time to do everything.

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And we're getting close to the time for major demonstrations, particularly with what just the TSA is doing.

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And it's going to...

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But I've been leading those.

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I've been...

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I know.

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We put it on the map.

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I mean, I never can do enough.

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People misinterpret them.

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I mean, I'm not going to do this, but maybe be happy if I just quit because I'm so bad that I work so hard.

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I'm the problem.

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I'm the evil.

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Not the fellow deserter.

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Not the new world order.

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It's all my fault, Bob.

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Of course not.

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And you know that.

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Of course not, Alex.

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It's not your fault.

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No.

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What is the time from I don't mind criticism to I'll just quit?

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Fuck all of you.

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I can't do everything.

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Is that 30 seconds?

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Listen, I don't mind it when people criticize me.

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It's no big deal.

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I don't particularly care if people say that my hair looks bad.

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Fuck all of you.

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I'm leaving.

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Never again.

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Bob, tell me I'm cool.

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Yeah.

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Bob, what are your thoughts on that guy telling me I stink?

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You know you're great.

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Thanks, Bob.

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By gold.

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By gold.

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Parentheses.

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Smile.

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Yeah.

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So I think that this is fascinating because not only do...

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In this single episode, we have Alex prophesying that a podcast with 15 listeners would critique

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him.

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Lisa Malkin.

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We have...

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Can't not.

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For the live audience, New Dune coming out soon.

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New Dune coming.

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So we have that crazy nonsense.

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Yeah.

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We have this present day obsession with Twitter kind of being felt.

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Yeah.

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And then we also have Alex being a little baby and saying he's gonna quit.

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Which you don't see all the time in the past.

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Oh, man.

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This is a really...

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2011, I'm just gonna fucking quit?

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I'm done.

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That's a rare...

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Yeah.

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That is nice.

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On such little bullshit, too.

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It is not enough.

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It is not enough to get threatened quitting.

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Hey, Alex.

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Why don't you tell people to demonstrate?

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I do.

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All right.

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Yep.

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Could have ended there.

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Breakdown.

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Could have ended there.

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Proceed to break down.

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So, we have one last clip here, folks.

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You've all been standing for so long.

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I'm surprised.

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I'm surprised we're getting hisses and not cheers.

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Thank God.

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All right.

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Message sent.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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What do we got?

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All right.

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Here we go.

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I sort of referenced this a little bit earlier about Mark saying not to use these lines on

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people at church.

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Are these the ones you can use on people at church?

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No, this is a personal anecdote.

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Buckle up.

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Okay.

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Here we go.

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One time I thought it'd be really cool and I ran one of my opening lines by a girl in

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the church.

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It didn't exactly go over too well.

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Which one?

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This was when I was still working the bugs out of my approaches.

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The next week, the pastor asked me to come into his office and he had a talk with me.

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Apparently, the girl had told him what I had done and it wasn't even outrageous or even

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borderline risky, I had thought.

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I was a little embarrassed to say the least.

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This isn't the place for that.

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I can still remember him saying.

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Oh my God.

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So yeah, it's speaking from experience that you don't want to try these at church.

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There are not any in here.

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Here's what you do.

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The mind reels.

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I'll give it to you.

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Okay.

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Tall man to parents of 14 year old.

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I'm sorry?

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I'm sorry, what was that?

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The book does end with just a whole selection of stray thoughts and most of them are like,

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it doesn't matter if she has a boyfriend.

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It's almost like he's just repeating that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's a mantra at the end.

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There were not a lot of editors involved in this book.

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What?

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Yeah, I think so.

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I don't think there were a lot of looks over it.

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Was this...

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Oh, self published.

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What?

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It's hard to believe.

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Also, I should say this.

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I mean, if you look through this, the entire book is not laid out in chapters.

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Oh my God.

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It's a couple of paragraphs with a header throughout the entire thing.

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Oh my God.

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It's like there's a header and then like...

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And they're not connected at all.

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It's just like random musings.

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It's painful.

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Anyway.

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It is a man who did not...

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Who wrote it down and never looked back.

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Yeah.

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Well, he wanted to help people.

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Yeah.

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Indeed.

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Indeed.

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So anyway, Alex just got that call that made him break down a little bit and threaten to

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quit.

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And that's where the show is supposed to end.

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He's running out of time.

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Of course.

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For the show.

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And so he complains a little bit and makes an executive decision.

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There's always this moral judgment.

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They call in and tell me how I did something wrong and they're better than me.

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And that's their big coat of arms in life is that they showed the big Alex Jones and

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it doesn't hurt me that they're attacking myself.

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It hurts me for them.

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I'm like, you know, tell me where I'm not saying take action.

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What are you talking about?

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We're all about action.

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It's action Jackson.

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You know what?

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I'm going to overdrive five minutes, Bob.

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Stay with us because I want to go to...

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I don't want to end on that color.

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I'm going to go to Frank Christian Wolf on the other side.

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Fuck yeah.

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You say I don't do action, I'm action Jackson.

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I cannot end the show with that bad taste in my mouth.

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We're doing five more minutes.

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But the rest of the five minutes that he doesn't overdrive is trash.

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It's unfortunate because that would have been a nice like, no, I can't end on this note.

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And there actually being some sort of a triumph or anything, but there's not.

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Oh boy.

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It reminds me of our comic friend from the old days who would try his closer and it wouldn't

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go anywhere.

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And they'd be like, okay, I'll do one more.

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And then he'd get one and he'd get a huge laugh.

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And then, because he was an addict, he'd be like, well, I can do one more.

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I knew exactly who you were talking about.

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As soon as you said they tried their closer and it wouldn't work.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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Oh, good times.

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Good times.

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Good times.

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So Jordan, how do you feel about what we've experienced here today?

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I feel like...

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I mean, not with all these fine people.

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That's all great and wonderful.

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I truly feel that there's something about Mark Dice that suggests caging people wouldn't

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be too bad.

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Like at a certain age, maybe we keep all men between 15 and 25 in like pens, you know?

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And then we can slowly educate them so they can enter the real world where you can't go

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be tall man, too tall woman.

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We tall.

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Be taller.

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Jesus Christ.

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We are so tall.

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Fuck these short people.

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Are you my wife?

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This is the man who's figured out the bugs.

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Think about how many more books we would have like this if he was in a...

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If your plan of caging...

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We gotta Google bomb it.

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Do not buy this book.

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No.

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I don't think there's enough copies for...

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But also, I'm embarrassed to say I paid full price for that book.

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I know.

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I know.

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I deserve that.

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Listen, fair is fair in commerce.

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One must render unto Caesar what is Mark Dice's...

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And I mean, what are the odds I'm gonna go to like a secondhand bookstore and find that

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bullshit?

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Odds aren't high.

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And the problem would be if the odds do hit, you're probably in for a lot more problems

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as well.

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Like, oh, this is the secondhand bookstore that keeps this?

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God.

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What else do they keep?

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Oh no.

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It's the Necronomicon.

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They have fake books here.

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Self-published.

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So, we come to the end of this and we get Alex's beginning of his road on Twitter.

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Yeah.

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Amazing.

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What a day brought to you by Hercules Mulligan deciding to die on that day.

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Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much.

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Thank you.

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You've been wonderful.

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Thank you so much.