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Thanks for holding us.
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Hello Alex.
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I'm a first time caller.
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I'm a huge fan.
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I love your work.
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Hey everybody.
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Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
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I'm Dan.
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I'm Jordan.
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We're a couple dudes.
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I'd like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex
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Jones.
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Aww.
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Indeed we are.
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Dan.
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Jordan.
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Dan.
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Jordan.
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Quick question for you.
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What's up?
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What's your bright spot today, buddy?
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My bright spot today, Jordan, I was thinking about Advent calendars.
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You were thinking about Advent calendars and that led to your bright spot.
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About the history of Advent calendars in my life.
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Right.
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I was going to say, not the actual.
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Did you look into the actual history?
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I didn't.
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I like to research things, but not that much.
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I'm not compulsive.
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Well, I'll take that back.
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Let's just move on from there.
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I don't know what your relationship was growing up with Advent calendars.
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I had one.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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So for me, there was the excitement of the Advent calendar sometimes being chocolates.
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Sure.
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Oh, totally.
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Every day, you open up the little door and there's a chocolate in there.
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But I think at a certain point, my parents wanted to snuff out the joy in my life.
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And Advent calendars became like- The last battleground of joy.
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I will take these from thee.
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No candy.
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No, that's not fair.
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There was still candy around.
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But Advent calendars became like this thing that was on the wall, like a sheet that was
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on the wall, and there were pockets.
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And in each pocket, there was a decoration for the tree.
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Yeah.
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For the Christmas tree.
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I've seen those.
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And so it was that instead of candies behind every door.
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And I will say, as much fun as it is to decorate a Christmas tree, it is no candy.
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No.
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And so Advent calendars became something that I didn't have a lot of passion for.
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That's just something you can't do to a child.
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Right.
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You can't do that for two reasons.
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Bait and switch with the candy.
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Totally.
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First thing you can do, you can never do the candy Advent calendar and just always have
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the...
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And then you would be excited for that.
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You'd be like, holy shit, this is the time of year we do the...
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Right.
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You know?
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You can't have kids know that other kids get chocolate at the Advent calendar.
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You have to shelter them somehow.
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Yeah.
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But once you breach that line, you have ruined the kid's life if you take away candy Advent
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calendars from them.
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Right.
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That's just true.
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So now, as an adult...
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Life ruined.
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I'm aware that there are a number of sorts of Advent calendars you can get.
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Yeah.
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Like, I've seen people have booze ones.
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Sure.
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And that sounds kind of fun, but I don't really drink that much these days, so I don't know,
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you know, whatever.
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Sure.
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However.
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Yeah.
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What do you got?
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I swear to God, this is not an Aldi sponsored podcast.
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You'd never know it from listening to us.
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So the Aldi, I was walking around, shopping.
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You know how I like to spend some time in the cheese aisle, apparently.
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I have heard.
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Found a cheese Advent calendar.
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Interesting.
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So I've got that.
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I'm going to enjoy that this holiday season, this December.
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Yeah.
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So I'm having cheese every day.
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Open up a little door.
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Hello, cheese.
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Varieties of cheese?
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You bet.
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Specific themed varieties of cheese, or just general cheese varieties?
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What kind of themes are you talking about?
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Well, I mean, maybe there's like, oh, the cheeses of Belgium, or you know what I'm saying?
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I don't think so.
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No, but they are...
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Just like cheese.
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They are...
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I don't know.
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I looked at a couple of the names that are highlighted, and they seem pretty good.
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One is like a mustard something or other, and I'm like, hello, I look forward to you.
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All right.
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You're going to be behind.
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But yeah, so I got a cheese Advent calendar.
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My life is going great.
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Good.
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Glad to hear.
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What's your bright spot?
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My bright spot, I have a double bright spot.
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Oh shit.
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Walked in with a single one.
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First bright spot came in.
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You've got a cold brew coffee.
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I did.
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This shit is great.
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I got a cold brew maker, because I like coffee sort of, but I like iced coffee, and it's
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kind of a hassle to make hot coffee and then cool it.
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Yeah, that's absurd.
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Multi-step process.
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It makes me angry, the idea of it.
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And if you try to use ice, it ends up watering down the coffee, and it's just no good.
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But I found a cheap cold brew brewer, and so I've been messing around with that.
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I'm glad you enjoy it.
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It's fantastic.
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Second bright spot, tomorrow, well, today, whenever this is coming out, Super Mario RPG
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remake for the Switch.
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Whoa.
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Extremely excited for this.
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Yeah.
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I never played the original one.
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Ultimate, it is one of the classic video games of, I mean, anybody who argues with you is
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like, oh, it's not that great.
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It's just wrong.
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It's just wrong.
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I'm sure.
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It's one of the greats.
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It's just one of the greats.
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That was originally on the 64, right?
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No, NES.
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NES?
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Any super, well, SNES.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Not the original.
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There's no way that was on Nintendo.
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No, no, no.
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Oh, that's great.
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Original SNES.
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I think I'll probably give it a try.
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You should.
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I was a huge Thousand-Year Door guy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Paper Mario.
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Uh-huh.
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Thousand-Year Door.
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Just spiritual sequel.
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It is.
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I mean, I will tell you this.
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It's so much of a fun, like, the game knows what it's trying to do and it's having a great
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time doing it.
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Sure.
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You know?
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It's just filled with such infectious joy.
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There's so many mini games where you're just like, this is great.
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This is great.
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Well, that's quite an ad for it.
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I will die on the hill of Super Mario RPG is a great game.
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Who's your squad?
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Who's my squad?
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It starts with, usually I go Mario Geno Bowser.
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That's how it tends to...
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Geno?
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Yeah.
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Geno is a character created just for Super Mario RPG.
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Is it Geno the manager from that Hall & Oates song?
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If only.
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If only.
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Sign on the line.
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Sign on the line.
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Sign on the line.
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It's a puppet that was magically brought to life by Star, I believe.
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Mmm.
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And wishes.
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Mmm.
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Yep.
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Alright.
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Yep.
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Live fast, die trying, die laughing.
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Yep.
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Geno note, note, note, note.
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Something like that.
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That's a good song.
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Yep.
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There's a number of songs that I only know about because of that show Yacht Rock, and
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Geno the manager is definitely one of them.
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Yeah.
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A very bizarre deep cut from Hall & Oates.
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I can think of no reason to, off the top of your head, know about that song.
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That and Portable Radio, the song by Hall & Oates talking about boom boxes and how exciting
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they are.
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That song, Yacht Rock, that song by Hall & Oates is another title for Yacht Rock.
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Mmm.
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Yep.
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My baby loves my portable radio.
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Oh boy.
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Crack up the power, hi.
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Oh man.
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I can't believe that they haven't, nevermind.
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So Jordan.
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Yes.
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Today we have an episode to go over.
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Sure.
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And we're talking about November 14th, 2023.
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Okay.
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I was gonna include 15th too, but I bailed after like two minutes.
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Smart.
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Yeah.
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So we don't have much to go over on the 14th for reasons that will become clear in a little
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bit.
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Okay.
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But that's why I wanted to extend things and do the 15th, but then all this will become
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crystal clear.
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Why the episode's short, why I gave up on the 15th, all these mysteries and more will
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be solved on today's serialized episode.
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I want that.
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That's how we gotta start now.
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All these mysteries and more.
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All these mysteries and more will be solved on this week's episode of Knowledge Fight.
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Tune in.
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Same Alex Time, Same Alex Channel.
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Man, I can't believe how nostalgic I just got for that announcer voice.
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Amazing.
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So we'll get down to business on this, but first Jordan, let's say hello to some new
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wonks.
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Ooh, that's a great idea.
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So first, leftist cult of forest rangers, PNW chapter secretary, thank you so much.
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You are now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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I've heard of these leftist forest rangers.
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I've heard from a couple people, I think.
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Or it's the same person who's written a couple times, I'm not sure.
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I like the idea of that actually existing beneath our noses this entire time.
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Like just forest rangers have their own secret society.
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Veganizing the squirrels.
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Totally.
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Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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They'll be fine after we're all gone.
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Co-ops of moose.
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Ugh, yes please.
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Next, 30 days, half September, April, June, and November.
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Thank you so much.
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You are now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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Fake news.
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You are now a policy wonk from Porkopolis, USA.
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Thank you so much.
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You are now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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Next, I talk with Dan and Jordan when I listen in my car like I'm the third host.
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Wait, is that weird?
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Oh god, it's weird, isn't it?
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Thank you so much.
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You are now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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It's not weird at all.
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We hear you when you do that.
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That's weird.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Next, Moss Hughes.
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Thank you so much.
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You are now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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And we have a technocrat in the mix, Jordan.
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Austin Theory is a loser little titty baby, thank you so much, you are now a technocrat.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Four stars.
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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
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Someone sodomized and sent me a bucket of poop.
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Daddy shark.
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Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.
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Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
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He's a loser little titty baby.
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I don't want to hate black people.
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I renounce Jesus Christ.
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Do you know what that means?
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What?
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Austin Theory is a loser little titty baby?
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Do you know who that is?
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I do not know who Austin Theory is.
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Austin Theory is a pro wrestler, and he might be fairly described as a loser little titty
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baby.
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It's kind of a shit heel kind of guy, kind of a wah, wah, wah, wah heel.
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Sad Zach's supposed to be a loser?
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Yeah, more kind of just an asshole.
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He's still booked fairly well and not meant to be like a total joke, but he's a dick.
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Someone you love to hate.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Well, maybe you're supposed to hate hating him also.
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You hate the hate hating the love the hate guy.
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Yeah.
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He's someone who has a lot of potential, but his character now is all just like a, actually
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I don't know.
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I haven't watched it in a long time.
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He's a waste of potential.
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No.
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God damn it.
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You just don't get it, man.
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He's a loser little titty baby.
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I don't get it.
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He's a loser little titty baby.
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He's actually perfect.
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All right.
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Fair enough.
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So we start off here today, and we got, in better times, Alex did not care about.
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So we've got a, on this day's episode, and we've got a preamble that says, in better
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times.
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Yeah.
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Before the, okay.
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So here's when things were going better.
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Alex didn't care so much about electoral politics.
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True.
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It was not a obsession of his, and here we are now.
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356 days, 12 hours, 59 minutes, 33 seconds until the most important election in world
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history.
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I think that's very fair to say as important as the Continental Army defeating King George
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III in a revolutionary war that was kicked off with July 4th, 1776.
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We are at the crossroads here right now.
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Thank you so much for joining us on this live Tuesday.
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Transmission?
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Yeah.
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So we got the most important election of all time, and yeah, maybe, maybe fair, but also
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it sucks.
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It's just a 350 something day countdown of a whole year countdown.
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I can't do it.
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No more.
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I'll tell you.
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Too much.
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I'll tell you what I did.
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So there was this article I was reading, and I don't know if you remember, but do you remember
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predicted that betting on elections thing?
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You remember that?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So I was reading this article, and they were like, oh, legal stuff.
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Anyways, the site's up.
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And I was like, I can't do elections.
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I can't.
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That's Bobby Barnes territory.
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Right.
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So I've got 200 bucks on Nikki Haley becoming the president.
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I mean, I think in honor of- I put my money where my mouth is, right?
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Well, here's what I would have done.
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What?
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I would have done a GOP primary.
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I don't know about president, but you should have maybe made that long shot bet for the
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primary.
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You know, I think I'm telling you- Because it would suck so much for you to be
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right about the primary and then her lose the election, and then you don't cash out.
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Yeah, but you know, I think as things get closer, right, so you make such a long shot
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bet early on, but as things get closer, what if Trump gets disqualified, right?
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Right.
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Okay.
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So a long shot bet of like one in a hundred odds becomes more like 50-50.
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Before the election even happens, I can be like, hey, I'll sell this and make a huge
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profit.
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That's how it works.
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That's gambling, baby.
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Oh, I didn't know you could sell your bets.
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I didn't know that either, but apparently you can.
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Well then get out when you can.
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I will.
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Yeah.
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So Alex has a protracted boring rant that he goes on about how he's always right and
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how he's been proven right, he's vindicated, and he has a mission for his listeners based
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on how right they've all been.
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It's all real.
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This show is real.
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We're telling the truth here.
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And all of you that have backed the broadcast and all of you that have told the truth have
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been ridiculed and attacked.
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You're vindicated and your neighbors, your friends, your family, those that have ridiculed
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you should apologize to you.
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It's not about your ego.
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It's about them respecting that you have the light in the dark of the night.
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It's about respecting the fact that you cared about them enough to warn them and you believe
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in them enough to believe that they can wake up and help you save our country and the world.
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You can be very firm with your friends and your family and your neighbors now about how
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the tyranny is increasing and how their denial is helping this happen and how they better
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get up off their asses and join you speaking out against this.
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I've been so right all the time and so you must demand apologies from your neighbors
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and friends.
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Be firm.
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Be firm.
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Be firm with your neighbors and friends.
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No more of this backing down nonsense.
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I do think that from my experiences in the past with conspiracy theory minded people
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they are pretty soft.
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They're not very insistent about their ideas and their beliefs depicting reality and they
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really are cool with disagreement.
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You know what?
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Conciliatory.
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Yes.
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That's the way I would describe it.
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Meek.
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Pushovers.
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Be willing to give up on any single issue regardless of its import.
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Yep.
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So I think it's just funny the idea of Alex's listeners being like alright I'm going to
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go over to the neighbor's house.
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Knock, knock, knock.
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I demand an apology.
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Yeah.
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You know for all the horrible things that his stochastic terrorism has resulted in it's
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important to remember that it's also that small damage.
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That day to day annoying the people around you that Alex's fans do that takes its toll.
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That adds up too.
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Yeah.
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It's a psychic monster.
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But it is also you know it does have the potential to create some funny slightly curbier enthusiasm-ish
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moments where you're going next door to get an apology.
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That is true.
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Door slams in your face.
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Excuse me.
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So Marjorie Taylor Greene is on.
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Sure.
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Wait on the show?
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Okay.
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Yeah she comes on for a little bit.
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Alright.
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But her line is too bad for us to really listen to much of it.
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But basically she's on because she wanted to impeach Secretary Mayorkas.
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And it didn't work.
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Okay.
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And so she's coming to complain about that.
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Gotcha.
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I can't even understand it Alex.
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It's outrageous.
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They sent the articles of impeachment back on the shelf in the Judiciary Committee where
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all articles of impeachment resolutions go to die.
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And I think these people deserve being named.
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They deserve being shamed.
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And all of their constituents and voters now know where their representative stands on
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impeaching Secretary Mayorkas and securing our southern border.
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And they know that these eight Republicans could care less how many people die every
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single day from Biden's open border policies.
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Terrible phone line.
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Yeah that's not good.
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So what's going on here is that the GOP is trying to drum up an investigation on Homeland
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Security Secretary Mayorkas but that investigation hasn't reached its conclusion yet.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene decided that she didn't want to wait and introduced a snap impeachment
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in hopes of just removing Mayorkas probably because she's fully aware that the investigation
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won't turn up anything damning and that there's more political upside in doing this now than
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waiting for it to be a dead ball.
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Her plot didn't work mostly because some GOP House members didn't go along with her and
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now she's on the warpath trying to target these eight Congress members.
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This is the kind of upside you get when you rush in like Marjorie Taylor Greene is doing.
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There's basically no shot of this impeachment passing after the investigation is complete
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and a pretty small chance it would pass now.
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But if you wait you lose the opportunity to grandstand.
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By doing this now MTG gets to position herself as the only person willing to step up and
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do something while everyone else just sits on their hands.
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And she could have achieved her goal if it weren't for these eight GOP representatives
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who probably don't even like Trump enough.
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It's all symbolic posturing anyway because even if her impeachment passed the House it's
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dead in the water in the Senate so this is just never going to happen.
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She's just a child lashing out for attention but it makes sense why she's doing it.
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If you're MTG this is probably a good game to be playing because she's mostly just courting
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attention from extremist media outlets like Infowars but if her goal is to actually make
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the House a more extremist friendly place attacking these eight isn't the worst plan.
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Most of them are in safe GOP districts so they could potentially be vulnerable to a
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primary challenge from a fringe right candidate that wouldn't jeopardize a seat that the GOP
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has in the House.
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However a couple of them are in pretty precarious districts.
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Mike Turner is in Ohio's 10th district which is only Republican plus five and John Duarte
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is in California's 13th district which has an even partisan index so you don't want to
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fuck with that guy's place you're going to lose a seat.
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It's interesting because there's good and simultaneously bad political moves that are
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being made here if Green is actually interested in accruing power.
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By attacking these guys she stands to possibly work toward replacing them with people who
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would align more closely with her but she also risks losing seats and thus this thin
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margin that the GOP has in the House.
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Ultimately I don't really think that she's looking at things this deeply she just didn't
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get her way and she feels entitled to get her way all the time so she's lashing out
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at the eight people who said no I think that's probably more what's going on.
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But in the end I decided to overthink this a little bit because I was a little bored
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by what was going on in this episode and Marjorie Taylor Greene's phone line is so bad.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I can't play more clips.
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That's just that's not enough.
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I'd say yeah.
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What are you going for a Homeland Security secretary.
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Yeah and I feel like I understand.
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I think I didn't write this down but I believe it was like 18 late 1800s is the last time
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a cabinet member was impeached.
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I mean I could pull this off.
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No you're not going to and you're not going to move the needle with impeaching a cabinet
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member.
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I couldn't name most of them in my entire lifetime.
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But Mayorkas.
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What a great name.
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Oh and also it's fun to say Homeland Security didn't even exist for most of my life.
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True.
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So I mean this is not yeah yeah impeach the guy get rid of his get rid of his entire job
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get rid of Homeland Security.
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I'm all for it.
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And then we bring in who do we bring in somebody that they'd hate even more.
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Let's see.
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Austin Theory Homeland Security Secretary Austin Theory that'd be good.
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So earlier in the episode Alex did a little bit of an explainer on his situation visa
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v bankruptcy.
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Sure.
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Not good.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Not good.
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Yeah.
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But basically the way that he's pitching things now is that Infowars would be totally
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fine and the bankruptcy would be totally fine.
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Sure.
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But.
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But.
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The evil conspirators that are out to get him in the CIA and all these shadowy globalist
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forces.
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Uh huh.
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They convinced the bankruptcy court to make Alex personally pay half of the legal fees
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because of that he's fucked.
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He can't pay any of this shit.
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He doesn't have anybody.
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And so that is like the real problem.
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Right.
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Is that he instead of just having Infowars pay all the legal fees.
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Right.
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He can't pay half of it himself.
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Sure.
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And I guess because of the way that there's oversight with the bankruptcy stuff he can't
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just take money out of the company for himself.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And so this is leading to a problem for him.
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Right.
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Right.
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Right.
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And because there's oversight he can't just stiff the lawyers the way that like you know.
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Probably not.
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What would they.
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Oh yeah.
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Come sue me.
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You know like he could say that but now that people are watching they're like you have
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to follow the rules.
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I think I think there are all sorts of various difficulties.
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So anyway Alex is going to take some calls but he does not want to talk about this.
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Here's what I'm going to do.
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I'm going to give the number out.
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And I'm going to take your calls.
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I want callers to listen to me very carefully.
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I want to talk about issues.
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I want to talk about topics.
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I know I've been the last four or five days on air since last Friday talking about the
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situation with Infowars and keeping us on air and how much your support's needed.
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But when I do that because I have to tell you about it I don't want to make the whole
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show about it.
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Because we're on hundreds of radio stations and a lot of TV and cable stations.
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People are tuning in all the time and they tune in TV and just hear us hear me whining
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or you calling and saying oh you're so sorry.
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It's just it's time we can spend on information.
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I have to tell them the most critical audience the hardcore audience that listens for long
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periods of time an update then we need to move on from that.
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So the only thing I'm screening is no talk about me or or or or or Infowars or oh Alex
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please stay on air any of that because I'm already so mad and upset about all this that
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I'm gonna blow up and I'm gonna leave.
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I got a rule now when I'm gonna blow up I don't do it I just leave.
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And I can control myself at 50 years old better than I used to but the whole story is so insane
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so out of control so sick that you talk about any subject you want you're not censored but
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I don't want to get into that.
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I'm not talking about it.
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I'm gonna leave.
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And boy if there isn't foreshadowing I just I just can't you know sometimes you invite
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your downfall.
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Yep.
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There's just no other way to describe what is happening right here.
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That could not be more a fucking I'm only two days away from retirement.
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My daughter's getting married the day after I retire.
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I've got another grandkid along the way like any number of different things you have to
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live for.
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Yeah.
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What you have here is Alex being like all right I'm gonna take calls and if callers
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do the thing that they're most likely to do I'm fucking out of here.
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It's good.
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It's good.
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It's a good setup.
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So anyway we'll get to see if this works out for him.
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I do appreciate a good sort of Damocles.
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Yeah.
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You don't have him often enough.
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It's hanging.
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I will say that it takes him quite a while to get to calls so that at least buffers things
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a little bit.
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There we go.
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Okay.
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Because he has some news.
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Yeah but because of time I didn't and I really am glad I didn't because I had more time to
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research it.
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We got a couple of newscasts I'm gonna play towards the end of the show after we take
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a bunch of calls.
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Now NASA and the government saying they believe the internet has a good chance of being shut
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down for months because of a solar flare and I began to think what well I'll get to it
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later but you can imagine where I'm going with this.
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That's not good enough.
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It's your job.
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I can't.
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Producers in radio aren't like movies where they own the show.
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Producers book people get the guest on do that.
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We do have great producers do that but I'm the guy that calls the shots.
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They're not like in my ear saying hey do this do that.
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Sometimes they say hey you just said the wrong name or the wrong website so they do pop my
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ear a couple times a day when I make mistakes but I am telling them write it on a board
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or maybe I should get a board here and write it because I forget.
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Make me cover solar superstorm in the last segment of the broadcast today because it's
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important.
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I will say that the last segment of the broadcast comes out of nowhere.
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There is no time.
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There's no time.
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No.
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Oh.
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It's a very sudden last segment.
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It's a surprise.
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It hits you just like a solar flare.
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Strange.
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Strange.
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See NASA and the government didn't say that they believe a solar flare will shut down
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the internet.
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This is just online bullshit that Alex is pretending is news.
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So there was a 2021 study that was done by NASA that looked at the possibility of solar
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storms affecting internet cables.
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Mostly like the ones that are underwater across the ocean and shit.
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This was a hypothetical study looking at ways to be prepared for any potential situation
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which of course was picked up on by conspiracy theorists and Fox News and turned into a dire
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warning that solar flares are going to cause an internet outage.
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This is particularly useful for someone like Alex because the internet going down is a
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big part of his globalist takeover conspiracy timeline.
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And he's pitched so many different versions of how this was going to happen even over
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just the last two years.
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And Tifo was going to bring the internet down or the globalists were going to turn off the
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internet but blame a cyber attack from Russia.
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There were a bunch of different fun storylines that he's tried.
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And this is the new one and it's just as stupid as the rest.
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So this is how this works.
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Alex needs to make the audience scared because fear is the fuel that his engines run on.
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The world relies on the internet to keep us all connected and the staggering effects of
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a month long internet outage would be almost impossible to imagine.
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Markets would go chaotic, social media would disappear in an instant and the ability of
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people like Alex to pretend to do independent journalism would be crushed.
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It's not hard to imagine riots breaking out or at least a great deal of civic unrest coming
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along with it.
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Thus the internet outage fear is really good to use for the audience.
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It's evocative and it's easy to understand.
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Plus there's a built-in motive for the globalists to want to do an internet outage.
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When they're making their move and seizing ultimate control they don't want pesky people
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like Alex to be able to get his message out to warn people.
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They need to take control under the cover of darkness.
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But they can't just go flip some switch and turn it off.
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People would be furious so they need to take a false flag approach here.
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And that's why you keep seeing Alex trying to find ways to pitch this false flag using
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whatever flimsy optics he can find by skimming headlines and pretending he's done research
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on it.
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This is just the new one.
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The new new weight, new shiny coat of paint on the internet is going to be taken down
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in a false flag kind of theory.
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Yeah man that's nuts.
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When you really stop to think about it, it has gone from, in a very short period of time
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a technological advancement has gone from being something cool to being, if it goes
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down for an hour, an entire species loses its fucking mind.
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Yeah?
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Yeah that probably might be not, when we stop and think about, oh if the internet goes down
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for a month everyone might lose their fucking minds and the entire society might collapse.
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We gotta really examine whether or not maybe we're a little over reliant.
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Yeah.
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You know?
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And addicted you know.
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Yeah maybe a little bit too much.
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Yeah we should diversify.
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Maybe, go to a park.
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How's that gonna help with the markets?
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The parkets.
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Okay.
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Put them all in parks.
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You thought that was so fucking clever.
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No it did not, it happened, I regret it coming out immediately.
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So I don't know about you, are you a morning person?
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I am a morning person now.
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Do you like to wake up and like put your feet in the dew on the grass and maybe like find
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some clarity in the sunrise?
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No.
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Okay.
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No.
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Well you're on like Alex then.
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Okay.
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He'll go out in the morning, he'll go out on his massive amount of land and walk, take
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a big hike.
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Oh sure.
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Which is all bullshit.
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Bob Ross style.
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Yeah and he finds, he just finds the great clarity of the most high.
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People need to have an intense understanding of the severity of the situation.
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When I really sit back, especially when I'm fresh in the morning, had a cup of coffee,
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get up about 5am, family's asleep, go out the back door.
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Don't lie, you pee twice.
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Plunge down into a greenbelt behind my house, nobody's out there, do a five mile hike, blood's
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pumping through my brain, I'm fresh and I just, I'm just thinking about everything going
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on.
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And there's a real feeling of sadness that we've gone this far and it's gotten this bad.
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Here's the good news.
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You'll either wake up and fight this or you'll be totally delusional and keep serving it.
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But either way, things are going to get so insane that most people are going to wake
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up finally.
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Is that good news?
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But then the globalists will have us off the land with kill switches in all the vehicles
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and all the appliances.
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The infrastructure totally destroyed.
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And then the carrying capacity of the planet will be so devastated in crime and lawlessness
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will be so pervasive that a lot of countries are going to have to organize a defensive
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posture and it'll be a blessing even though it won't be good when the globalists release
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the race-specific bioweapons that wipe out the third world.
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I'm sorry?
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Because they plan to put the West in a position.
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You're getting the high level info here and I don't say that again to impress you or brag.
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I'm not impressed.
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That's something you say when you're like, I am out on a limb.
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This is the real shit here.
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I am flying solo right now.
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My brain is out on the green belt, baby.
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I forgot my cord for this bungee jump.
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So yeah, the good news is that apparently the globalists are going to genocide, folks.
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Most of the third world, if not all of the third world, of which I would probably classify
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most of us now.
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This is dark and silly.
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For good news, it's awful dark.
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So I guess if you wanted to take away some of the elements of the genocide stuff there,
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the good news is that people are going to wake up because things are going to get so
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bad.
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Well, I mean, in a way he's kind of saying that what the good news is is that the ratio
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of people to awake and not awake will have to go up.
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Right.
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But I mean, that's also just inevitable of murdering all of the not awake people, right?
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Sure.
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Sure.
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But how could the globalists kill the not awake people instead of the awake people?
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Yeah.
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That doesn't make sense.
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No.
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It doesn't make sense.
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This is a bad move.
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Yeah.
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None of the motivations really line up here.
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I've got good news.
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What's that?
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You don't have to worry about it.
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It's all bullshit?
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No, no, no, no.
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Just they're going to do it to people and you won't have to worry about it.
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I mean, you won't even notice it is happening because it's a race-specific bioweapon.
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Right.
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But I mean, here's why it's good, I mean, the real good news is all this is in Alex's
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head.
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Well, that is the best news.
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Yeah.
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Also, have you heard about this fella?
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Jesus Christ.
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We're going to hear a lot about him here in a little bit.
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So Alex gives himself chills, so many chills because he's just thinking about how right
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he's been.
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That's not a good reason to feel good.
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I don't know why you would feel anything if you were just obsessing with how right you
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are.
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What a creepy thing to do.
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I think it's a narcissist thing.
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Yeah, it must be.
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The listeners of this show, the viewers of this show and other shows like it, some great
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people out there, a lot of them, you're included.
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Ooh.
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Out of all the false political systems, out of all the diversions and all the thousands
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of distractions and all the weird side shows and boutique movements, the pro-Western, pro-God,
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anti-New World Order movement really are the people that have been dialed in and it emanates
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out of America.
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Why?
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The best and worst, it's a paradox.
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Not how that works.
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We really have been right.
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We really are the mechanics that have proven we know how to fix the car or you use a nuclear
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reactor that's melting down and we're proven engineers that said it was coming, said what
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the problem was and we've proven we know how to deactivate and shut down reactors without
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meltdowns and we're like, hey, you need to let us in here to fix this right now.
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I'm getting chills.
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Ooh.
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We can still turn this around.
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It's still going to be really rough, but man, every month that passes that we don't fully
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turn this around, woo, Lordy.
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I mean, I'm getting full body chills right now.
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What month?
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That's the Holy Spirit when you're right over the target.
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That's what you're supposed to say, son.
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So I am grieving.
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I am frustrated.
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I am angry, but I also am very pleased because God's real.
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God's been proven to be real and the devil's real.
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So we know who wins in the end.
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Okay.
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So yeah, they're the mechanics.
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They know what to do, but what does that mean?
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Like what, what like kick the nonwhite people out of the country?
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Like what is the, what is his engineering solution that isn't being taken up?
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I don't see any description of themselves as mechanics going to a reactor and saying,
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let us fix it.
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That doesn't also include, and the way we fix it is by blowing it up.
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Right.
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You know, like that's, that's their...
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Your problem with your car is that it has an engine.
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Yeah.
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So fuck this engine.
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Yeah.
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Your problem with your car is you have enough legs to drive it.
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You know what you should be doing?
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God said we should Fred Flintstone this thing.
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And run under the car to make it move.
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Yeah.
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Don't you get it?
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The problem is modernity.
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The idea of them...
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We will fix the government by destroying it.
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Of all the things that they would think of themselves as, I feel like people who repair
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things is just off brand.
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Even for them, like they can't look at themselves as people who fix things, right?
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Well, I think that they would think that destroying is fixing.
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Well, sure.
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And that's fine.
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But I mean, you also have to then be like, and here's how we destroy it, or here's how
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we fix it is by blowing it up.
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You know?
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Right, but you don't want people to know that because that's not a popular solution.
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People would not want you to do that kind of mechanic work.
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Well, that's why people who blow stuff up aren't called mechanics.
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Other people from the outside might look at this as saboteur shit.
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Yeah, they're called explosive experts.
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Right.
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Demolitions folk.
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Like Jesse Ventura under the water.
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Absolutely.
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So, Alex, he wants the audience to get right with God, and he implores them to do so.
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We're going into full bondage if we don't turn around right now and repent.
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So just a little boggling?
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And that's really the main message at the end of the day is get your soul right with
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God because this is biblical, it's going down, and I'm not attacking mainline Protestant
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Christians.
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He says, attackingly?
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Or evangelical, son, I'm on your calls, Mike's first.
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That's how I was raised.
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To go to Mike first.
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But anybody can read the Bible.
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And all Paul talks about is how Christians are going to be persecuted.
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And Revelation says, the beast wages war against the saints and overcomes them.
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And there's a tribulation of the Christians, then the archangel comes when God returns
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and bounds Satan, and then the dead in Christ are risen.
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There is no pre-tribulation.
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Oh, boy.
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It isn't there.
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And I get Christians, that doctrine's only 160 years old.
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Sure.
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This is older than that now.
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1830s, got popular in the 1850s and 60s, so 170, 180 years old.
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Thanks for clarifying.
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It's not there.
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The Orthodox Church doesn't teach it.
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The Catholic Church doesn't teach it because it wasn't there.
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And so what happens when the Antichrist shows up, and the world government's set up, and
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the Catholic society's there, and the market of the beast, you're going to have all the
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churches saying, that's Jesus, he's returned, folks.
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That's not Jesus.
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That's the devil.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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We chunked it.
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So all I can say to anybody, and I'm done preaching, is you better get right with God.
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Better.
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And don't go for this pre-trib shit.
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Man, you just can't really wrap your head around just how much of an effect one dude
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hallucinating on a Greek island had on this entire fucking planet.
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There are a number of things that are involved in Scripture that are like, well, there is
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an inflection point where this happened, where this was written down, and I know it's a process
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over years, and there's a tradition, and manuscripts get passed down.
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But John of Patmos.
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Sure.
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How about that guy?
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How about him?
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How about him?
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How about him?
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And a lot of people just can't handle the tension between the pre and post, man.
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I get it.
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I get it.
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And I just don't believe Alex's post-trib obsession doesn't have to do with him wanting
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to go commando.
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It's psychological, right?
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Yeah, he wants to kill.
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It is a description of yourself as a person, whether you're a pre or post-trib rapture,
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because both of those are absolutely ridiculous, equally.
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And he just wants to have that period where, like, justified and righteous violence against
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the devil and demons.
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Literally, God said it's cool for me to start stabbing people.
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I'm cool with it.
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Yeah.
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What are you gonna do?
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Because if there is a pre-trib, he doesn't get to, unless it's proven that he is not
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a great Christian now.
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In order to be a part of the fun, but the purge, as it were, it would have to mean that
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he wasn't one of God's chosen.
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Which means everything he believes now is wrong.
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Right.
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And so, here we are.
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He's trapped in a logical dungeon.
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He is.
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Full bondage, if you will.
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And he's also trapped in a situation where he's gotta go to Mike, because that's how
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he was raised.
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That's how he was raised!
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He gotta go to Mike first!
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And so he does.
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Uh-huh.
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And Mike brings up Alex's plight.
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Oh, yeah!
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First!
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Yeah.
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I was really expecting it to be the first person, but then I was like, it's too obvious.
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It's gotta be number three, right?
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Oh, rule of three.
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It's the first.
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Nope, right out the gate.
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It's the first.
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Right out the gate.
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I asked the callers not to bring this up, because that's not what this show is.
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It is.
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The show is about topics.
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It's not.
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And information.
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Nope.
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The topic is me.
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People are gonna be able to believe whatever they want.
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The information is me.
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Talk about whatever they want.
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Me.
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We're here on hundreds of radio stations.
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No, we're not.
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Talking about news.
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People can't tune in all day long and hear about our personal issues.
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If people want to support us, info.warstore.com.
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If you don't, we'll shut down very soon.
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It's very simple.
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Now, I've asked people politely, one more, and you're in charge.
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I'm leaving for a week.
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Oh my God.
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One more call does it.
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I'm leaving.
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Don't.
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Don't do this.
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Because it's a pointless thing to describe this.
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Don't do this.
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It's a pointless thing to go into it.
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I almost didn't come in today, and I'm not quitting.
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I just need to leave.
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I just need to go.
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I just need to leave.
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I just need to leave.
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Mike?
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Mike?
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You could have not done this, but you did.
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I'm not quitting.
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That's right.
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I just need to leave and not come back to this thing.
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Because fuck this.
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Imagine a challenge, and I am there, performing side challenge.
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I don't want to quit doing the challenge.
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I just want to leave and never return to the challenge.
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Do you understand?
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Which you basically have succeeded then.
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Yeah.
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But there is one point that Alex is making.
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You can kind of tell it subtly in there, and that is, and I think I empathize a little
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bit, and that is people can't tune into the show and constantly just hear us complaining
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and stuff.
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Yeah.
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That's no good for as a show.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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There's a part of Alex that I think he recognizes that, like, why would anyone tune in to listen
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to this shit when he's just having these spiraling breakdowns about how victimized he is by the
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world?
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Yeah.
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Like, it's not interesting to anybody who's not already fully captive in your cult.
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Yeah.
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It is very strange for him to be aware of how awful the thing he's doing is as a show,
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and yet somehow still do it and not be aware while he's doing it.
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He's trying not to, but these callers won't stop bringing it up.
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But that's because you've spent so much time talking about it in the past that they're
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like, that's all we talk about now, right?
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And because some of it is just politeness.
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It's just hello.
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Some of it is just-
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How are you?
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Hey, Alex, we're rooting for you.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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That kind of thing is just-
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Don't bring it up!
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You fucking prick.
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I'll leave it for a week because of you.
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Hope you're doing well.
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I'm running off!
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So anyway, Alex decides, and it gets worse.
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Okay.
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In fact, I may just leave right now.
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Do it.
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Because I've got to decide when it is shut down.
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They just want to shut it down and then make it look like, you know, that they didn't shut
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it down because they know it made Tucker Carlson bigger when they shut him down.
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Okay?
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In all intents and purposes, Infowars is shut down.
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Okay?
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All right.
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They know the finances.
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Not good enough for me.
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They set it up that way.
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That's the way it is.
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Okay?
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Now, the show is not about me.
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I spent five minutes last hour telling people the situation.
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I cannot repeat it over and over again.
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I could not take calls if you'd like.
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If that's what you'd like.
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Is that what you want me to do?
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One more time.
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Is that what you want me to do?
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I won't take them.
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One more fucking time.
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I'm going to discuss this again on the show today.
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If people understand you're not lawyers, you don't know the bankruptcy code, I understand
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all that.
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That's great.
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Okay?
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Okay?
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No more.
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In fact, maybe I should shut it down right now because that'll make everybody happier.
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Yes, it really will.
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I got that from the caller.
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It really will.
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That's a literal truth.
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If all the experts know how to run things better, they can do it.
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I'm going to try a little more here.
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Okay.
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I'm going to try.
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Let's go ahead and talk to it.
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Cobe in Florida.
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Five.
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Go ahead.
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Thanks for calling.
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Four, three, two.
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Hello?
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Yes, go ahead.
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Hi.
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How are you, Alex?
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I'm wonderful.
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All right, man.
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Well, God bless you, and please, please, please do not shut down, okay?
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We cannot afford you shutting down.
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We're being shut down.
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Right.
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Right.
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Okay.
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I'm supposed to pay the bills, I don't have the money, so they can then say it's my fault
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when it shuts down because they think the public's that stupid.
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So it's already happening, and I said, all right, I got to go to rebroadcast, that's
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it.
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Get rebroadcast ready.
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I'm out of here.
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I warned everybody.
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That is classic.
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That is Tex Avery shit.
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That is classic cartoons.
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It doesn't get more classic cartoon because it's even got the timing and the cadence of
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somebody who's like, I'm not bringing it up.
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I am only tertiarily recognizing what it was you were speaking about, and then he takes
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it to-
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And again, it's mostly just polite.
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It's mostly just being polite.
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It's more or less, we're rooting for you.
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We're pulling for you, Alex.
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Amazing.
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Presumably, he had something else to bring up for the call that would have come after
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this, but no, fuck this.
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I'm out.
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I'm out.
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Alex is just looking for reasons to get mad.
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Oh, God.
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It's so good, though.
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That is beautiful.
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And so he does leave.
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That is beautiful.
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It really is beautiful.
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It's like an hour into the show or something like that, and he just leaves.
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He plays a long video about how he doesn't like RFK Jr. running a third party thing.
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A nuclear explosion, a mushroom cloud should have popped out of his head like Yosemite
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Sam.
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It should have been amazing.
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Yep.
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God, that's so stupid.
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Yep.
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That's so stupid.
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All right.
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That's it.
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I said one more.
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I said one more.
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Please, please don't shut down.
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That's what it was.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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You're being shut down just to spite your ass.
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Don't you get it?
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Fuck you.
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Don't you get it?
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We are being shut down.
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It's not my choice.
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You're acting like I have a choice in this.
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No, no, no.
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It's not about you being nice has only made me even angrier.
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Yeah.
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I mean, it's such a good little run, a little fun run there of one call, guy brings the
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thing up, the exact thing Alex said not to bring up.
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He gets mad.
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He's like, all right, I'll get one more try, one more try.
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Guy's polite to him, blows up and leaves.
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Amazing.
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Yeah.
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Sometimes you don't need to write.
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Sometimes you just don't need to write.
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You just need to let things happen the way that they need to.
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Yeah.
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When you're crazy enough and you have no boss and poor impulse control, sometimes comedy
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just happens.
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It is so funny.
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You're like, oh, you know, so many sitcom characters wouldn't exist in real life because
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they don't have any boss or any impulse control.
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Oh yeah, that makes a lot of sense now why it's funny.
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You don't need to write it because it isn't.
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So this is why the 14th, there's not a whole lot going on because that leaves a third of
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the way into the show.
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That makes sense.
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And so I decided I was going to try and cover the 15th too.
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Why not?
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Then I turned on the 15th.
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Here we go.
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And Alex is back.
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He doesn't leave for a week.
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Okay.
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He doesn't leave for a week.
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He's boring as hell.
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But there's this, this commercial is playing at the beginning of the show and I was just
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like, I can't do this anymore.
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I got to go.
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Vaccine spec.
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All right.
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You know, nothing and be happy, but this one is going to make your modified MRNA tingle.
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Time lies presents greatest Schwab's volume 15, a new world order in music, a little bit
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of Pfizer, a little bit of biotech does no harm, a little choice in Johnson, a little
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less than any cost, so you don't get sick, if you use the number five, let's talk about
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facts, baby.
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Let's talk about, let's talk about, let's talk about, let's talk about facts, let's
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talk about facts.
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Come and take the seven shots, seven shots, my, my, my, my, my, my, you won't have to
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be rich with CBDC.
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You have all you need, the central currency.
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LAUGHING
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I- I Jacksonville
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It's alright
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It's Unbeliveable
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LAUGHING
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That's the greatest thing I've ever heard in my entire fucking life
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It's nothing
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That's the greatest thing
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It's- It's not good parody
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Fuckin' right
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I have ever heard
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In my entire fucking life
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The idea that someone ends up down to do that is hilarious
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LAUGHING
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Oh the hate clash
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Rob so much you know what there's a couple of context clues I mean they
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definitely did too many songs it is hilarious like as you're recognizing the
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bit it's it's hilarious that someone did it right but then it does drag on a
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little bit it goes on too long yeah and then and that there's more to the right
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light keeps going yeah it's even longer than the mat that I just played but I do
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think that some song choices indicate age yeah and I think the person this
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might be an older person I think you think I think maybe let's talk about
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sex not the voice not the elderly male voice no I mean that's just a good
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Klaus Schwab impression that's great that's good stuff oh my god I it's that's
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it's unbelievable I've not heard anything on infowars that like made me
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laugh no I'm not laughing at it the way they want me to oh no oh no no it's it's
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it's unlike anything I've ever heard I read it is it is like if you could go
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back in time to when I was when I had to move back in my with my parents for like
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six months after I dropped out of my third college or whatever uh-huh and
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it's 3 a.m. in the morning I'm in my parents basement I'm drunk and there's
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nothing on the TV but those just repeats of the like compilation every good cut
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kind of commercial those commercials yeah I would watch that just like fuck
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it I've got nothing else to do I mean living in my with my folks again I'd
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rather die and if that came on my brain would explode like it would I would
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never be the same I think it is that's that's like what started the 70s you
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know like fucking Ginsburg heard some shit like that and went so insane
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created an entire beat movement just to avoid that shit that is incredible
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powerful that is incredible it's like I think the song parodies are forced yeah
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oh very and and I think my my my my oh cardidas I think I think that that's a
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lot of what is so funny about it first of all just the idea that someone made
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club Schwab song parodies is pretty funny yeah that's great and then the the
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clunky fucking right oh now the other thing that I noticed was that all of it
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is about kovat stuff yeah yeah beginning yeah and then it goes into that last one
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there's finance stuff yeah it was like CBDC central bank digital currency why
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did they do that focus cause Schwab has his hands in a lot of pie yeah he's got
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a lot of going on I think what's the name of the album again the two Schwabs
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no Schwab is total Schwab I don't know there's another one about the I don't
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care who you are where you're from you will eat some bugs I just I love the
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idea of like cuz what's great about it is when he was done with the lyrics and
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then went to record that like he had nailed this he had him in his hand he
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was like this is what I'm gonna do no producer giving him notes nothing this
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is the shit this is in the one take this is DIY mentality this is I mean the punk
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scene could learn something listen fugazi's first album cost 20 bucks to
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make yeah this is twice as good as that this is integrity Schwab
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I can't I can't there's more and I have one more okay please please tell me
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there's more of this I just have one more this was the journey cover just a
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small town boy genetically mortified so this ensures he doesn't co-create
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oh my god boy it's something else oh my god what is that how do I get how do I
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get that I want that album I don't think this exists for the sake of a like viral
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video you know I'm saying yeah I don't think someone actually made the the whole
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album I want that out I would I swear to you unironically I would listen to the
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shit out of that album is the kind of thing that belongs in the library
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honestly if it was an actual that belongs in a museum library a Congress I
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just think about it too like it's so funny that someone did it because like
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think about back in the days of like when David Rockefeller was the great
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villain imagine someone making a David Rockefeller sings the hits how
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embarrassing that would be now these people don't realize how much of a bill
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of goods they're being sold about clash Schwab being the the villain like right
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they have they forget that a few years ago no one was talking about clash Schwab
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and a few years they'll go back to Soros yeah like this is so temporary that
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that's what that's part of what makes this so fucking hilarious yep it's just
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a just a flash-in-the-pan perfect fingerprint of this time in conspiracy
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culture I will say this I will say this and it's going to break this this will
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specifically break one man's heart uh-huh all right the guy who's doing the
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class no druffki likes to make the funniest mambo
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number five jokes and frankly oh no it's all over
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oh druffki's lost the title of a guy who makes mambo number five remember what
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the mambo number five parody was god no there was a parody I there's a part of
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me that still believes that the original song is a joke song one two three four
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five also unvaccinated that's actually not bad yeah that's actually the best
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written one yeah except for the part where one two three four five all the
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unvaccinated are still alive sure that's a little bad it's not true but you do I
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mean what yeah for him there's not much to rhyme with five in listing off the
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vaccines a little bit about the debt that that makes some sense I guess
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except for like mambo number five it's like he's banging all those gals yeah
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yeah you're not taking all of those shots no so that's that's sort of a
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failure in the premise but I do but I'm overthinking it a little yeah I'm being
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a stickler I think that right at the ending with sick is not bad it's not bad
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it's a solid end to the rhyme mambo number five mm-hmm anyway I couldn't do
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anything after hearing oh no I can't I can't even focus on much beyond I don't
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think we've laughed as hard at anything in a long time stupid now that's what I
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Schwab music man no no Schwab Jim I swear to you this is a bottomless well
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for me you know what's so great okay so this is terrible comedy from the sake of
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like if you're actually trying to create something that is like a good yes yes
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yeah yeah but we've seen so many attempts over the years from people like
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Count Dankula and carpe donk Tom yeah and all these folks trying to be funny
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and it's not even funny in a laughing at it kind of way now this achieves
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something that I've not really seen out of these ding-dongs in in my years of
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doing which is I really do enjoy laughing at it I do too it's so fucking
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funny I don't think that the right is getting better at comedy or humor but
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they're getting the right kind of bad at it that's that's the trick there mm-hmm
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that's the trick because that's something you know music's really tough
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it's really tough and comedy and music both require a lot of love to kind of do
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and so whenever you try and combine them there is a certain sincerity that comes
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with comedy music you know it's it's so vulnerable to try and be funny and try
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and sing at the same time mm-hmm and to see a man do it like that hmm it's
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brazen it is there's just there's only two ways to be funny there's as clever
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and witty and fun and talented as weird Al and then there's that those are the
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only two funny musician things back scenes back oh man and it's and it's the
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commitment to and failure to do the Schwab voice that really over the top
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anyway god I try that is truly a try I heard that for the first time a while
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back and I was because I was watching the show live yeah and I saw that I was
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like what the fuck is this and then I kept meaning to like try and find it or
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whatever popped up at the beginning of this episode and I was like that's that
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is as insane as I remember it being hey so I'm never gonna be the same after
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that all all Schwab jokes are gone now there is only fun two three four five
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yeah I want to I want to see more ballad work yeah you know I want to see some
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more like I want to see some stuff from the great American song book yeah let's
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see what I'm up all night to get Schwabby no I'm up all night to get okay
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I'm Schwabby oh Schwab vaccines rule everything around and no that's me baby
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one more time come on there's one there's definitely that boom nailed it
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Wow toxic I mean yeah yeah yeah you're a slave to me you know you can just flip
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the slave to you lyrics hello Klaus Schwab my old friend I mean oh god
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there's just yeah fill it fill in your blanket hope I was trying to think of a
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way to make parsley sage rosemary and time sure but switch it with like snake
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venom nightshade blood yeah anyway this is this has been something and I'm glad
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we could break your brain on the way out sure yes but we'll be back Jordan for
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another episode down the road see if Alex quits again indeed we will but
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tell them we have a website indeed we do it's all right calm yep we also the
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exciting but yeah we'll be back we also are on Twitter indeed we are it's at
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there's a bit here yeah and now here comes the sex robot Andy in Kansas
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