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I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes like to sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones

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Dan is there a certain twist that

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Defines this show and how it functions the big twist is that I know a lot about Alex Jones

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I don't know anything about Alex Jones and other than that there is nothing special going on

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No, no this today is just a regular old Alex Jones show absolutely

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The world has happened not heard a thing about this. No is anything going on

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Did I get a million texts last night telling me that we need to do an emergency show today? Here's an out-of-context drop

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That's addressed to Trump. Oh shit

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Well, you know that means Dan that means I believe a year ago

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I made the pronouncement that if Alex Jones ever turned on Donald Trump

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I would bring you a bottle of champagne and ladies and gentlemen. I'm a man of my word

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Yeah

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Pop that court baby

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So today we're gonna be going over a special report that Alex Jones did last night as we're recording this it was Friday the 13th

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That's not symbolic at all. Wow. I did not recognize that Alex Jones got on air

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And did about three hours of a special report with horse a mostly silent

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Owen Schroyer could riding shotgun, right and we're gonna get to that in a second

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We really appreciate everybody who?

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Literally since Alex Jones turned on Donald Trump

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Got a got a couple of donations that came in. I think everyone realizes the game is about to change

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Yeah, and they're excited for us to cover it and point out all of the points where he's being a complete dumbass and invalidating

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His own narrative. All right

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Well now that we got the stuff up top out of the way cheers my friend to the good life to it is

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Delicious blanc of blanc. Yes blanc de blancs the

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Classic white on whites, I believe is what it's called. So Jordan we have this three-hour special report in front of us

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Yes, but before we do there were a couple of false starts that Alex Jones made trying to do a Twitter live stream

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Okay with Rob do recording and so we will start by listening to a couple of these. Here's the first one

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Let's kill that nasty

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Trump did this on Friday night. It only hit like five cars instead of 70

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So

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I'm a trick shooter. Trump did good on TVP and everything else. This is BS. I mean the damn rebels are al-qaeda ISIS. They've watched the chemical attacks. They've been caught three times before. And I'm not gonna sell out my morals for fucking Donald Trump god damn it. God damn it a lot. I'm just gonna kill that feed. Just go back to my real life feed. Good.

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Okay. Just kill the fucking feed. Kill the fucking feed. Just fucking kill the fucking feed. He is clearly like ah god why did I say why oh shit we're recording. I'm not selling out my fucking morals for this asshole. And you can feel the passion behind it mostly because he realizes he has for two years. Oh they're gone. It's a feeling of I'm sick of doing this thing. I have now been pushed too far. I have a very clear theory.

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It's not a theory. I'm pretty certain I know what's going on. Alex doesn't. I'm gonna go with a big R. I'm gonna go with a big R. That's one piece of it. Okay. Alex Jones' alliances and allegiances lie with Russia not with Trump. Oh yeah. But secondarily what this strike accomplishes is not like Alex isn't afraid of the fact that he attacked Syria or something like that. Which we're very much against. Oh absolutely. It's a dumb idea.

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So he's going to push this idea of like the left is super excited that he's doing this. No. And maybe some shitheads in the press are. But because they're the worst. Yeah they're terrible. But Brian Williams actually go on air and suck Trump's dick this time. I'm not entirely sure. But the other thing. That fucking piece of shit. The other thing is that Trump's actions without a massive conspiracy to explain them like the his diet cokes are being poisoned with a slow acting nerve agent or whatever. Which they may be.

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Without that narrative. Like without a larger conspiracy to back it up. Alex has to realize that Trump's actions reveal to his audience that he's been lying about Trump for two years. Yeah. Like there's no other way around it. The idea of like Trump's on our side. I mean just the other day Trump came out and was like I think we might want to get back into the TPP. Yeah. Which is one of Alex's big banner issues with Trump. He's like he got us out of the TPP. We got to forgive everything he does. Which is a good thing.

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I think I think the TPP is going to be shit for us. But what are you going to do. I don't understand it fully enough. I've looked I've looked into stuff and a lot of those a lot of those larger trade deals and stuff like that I don't fully understand because it's well you know the commerce. You know the tax bill. Yeah yeah. It's that. Oh good. Yeah. Not for it. So it's very simple. Alex people get all of this stuff. Alex tried to do tried to start didn't work and he tries again.

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We're going to fuck it. Damn it man. What the fuck. Is there nobody fucking here in this goddamn fucking world. I'm fucking pissed right now. Syria fought all kind of. They fought ISIS. They fought it all. And now you've got Mattis and fucking all these people shitting all over us. A goddamn fucking liberal fascist censoring us everywhere the last two days. We did an emergency fucking 36 hour broadcast trying to stop the

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shit. And you fucking liberal pieces of fucking shit. You fucking assholes. Fucking support this. Fuck you. You fucking goddamn degenerate fucks. And fucking Mueller and fucking Comey and fuck you. Every major analyst. See I should be doing that right now. Yep. True. Every analyst agrees this could trigger World War III unlike anything in our history. And the Russians were the good guys battling ISIL.

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Definitely not. I've never been to Russia. But I've studied the geopolitics. They are the white knights in our military five years ago joining the Russians to block Obama in the Arab Spring and do the right thing. Did the right thing. Right. And now Mattis. And Mattis looks like a fucking Emperor Palpatine. That cocksucker. Knows full fucking well. You know what I mean.

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You know, I'm kind of an ISIS state. All those fucking chemical attacks. And now they're blaming it on the goddamn motherfucking right. I shouldn't be on air right now. When the fuck are we going live? I can't do that anymore. Fuck Trump and fuck these fucking people. At a certain point, man, I'm sick of all you fucking liberals and mainland Europeans. You're a bunch of cowardly fucks. You're not Americans. What's going on?

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Okay. Should we shut these things down and delete those? Just shut those things down or start, okay?

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Should we? Should we? I'm sorry. Do what? What did? Oh, hey, Alex. This is. That's not how it works. Everyone has already captured this. Oh. So I think he just won the swearing bracket. He absolutely did. I mean, the bracket's out the window.

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Yeah. Swearing bracket. All there. Anytime he's like, fuck Trump. That's going to take the number one seed. I was listening to him start talking about Madison. He's like, that fucking Madison. That cocksucker. And I swear to God, the next thought I had was, Alex is going to say he's got big full lips. I think that's about what's going to happen. Those big full cocksucker lips. Those beautiful. I mean, I hate him.

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I'd like to apologize slightly for some of the audio. I was capturing this on the fly last night. I was recording off a feed that I don't think was very good. I tried to amplify stuff, but it's got a different flavor to it than a lot of our past shows.

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Yeah. And I was pretty worried that the situation we were going to have is he was going to delete all this stuff. Right. That's not our Alex. Now, those two clips you couldn't have deleted because those went viral, as it were. Everyone was reposting those in little Twitter videos and stuff like that.

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But a lot of people aren't really paying that much attention to most of the actual three hour report that he does once he thinks he's deleted those feeds and gets back on air with Owen Schroyer sitting silently by his side, which is what we will discuss. We will start here.

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This is Alex giving a lay of the land of what he thinks is going on in Syria. I will say that-

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Spoiler alert, he's wrong.

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Oh, very.

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Trump said on Wednesday he was going to attack Syria and he had high tech missiles and Assad's and all this crap with no evidence. He said, God, that's terrible. Pat McKeon said that. And then the day after he said, Oh, I'm not going to attack him. I never said I was.

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And then he waited until Friday night. And we can put this up there. They've hit at least seven targets, hundreds of cruise missiles, fighter bombers.

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And the media is like, are you a Russian agent to Dunford, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs? I love how even they could have nuclear war and the left would say, why didn't you blow up the entire plant?

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I mean, that's Trump trying to appease him. I don't tell him something. He's got the chairman of the Joint Chiefs up there, this Marine Corps general.

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And the media is like, did you tell the Russians? They're like, no, we're blowing up Russian bases they've had for 60 years. We just blew up the TARDIS port. We just blew up there, but we probably killed 10,000 fricking Russians.

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And the little greedy demons, I'm not a Russophile. The Russians came in and beat ISIS. They're heroes.

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Okay. So that's the first time of like maybe 60 that he says, I'm not a Russophile. And then says something about how the Russians are heroes.

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They're just saying that the Russians are the greatest people that have ever existed on this planet.

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Although I can't confirm or deny that TARDIS is an actual port, but it is a Doctor Who reference that you might be making.

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Yeah, I was all about that. Well, that's because the casualties are bigger on the inside of Syria.

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So the idea that Alex is on air being like, they killed 10,000 Russians is absolutely bogus.

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Oh no, the whole reason that they were so very careful in these strikes is because if they killed one Russian, that could trigger World War Three.

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And they told the Russians ahead of time and they evacuated all of the targets.

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Oh yeah, just like they did the last time.

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Yeah, exactly. I mean, that's not to say that this is some sort of show or anything like that.

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Just like the last time.

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Because there are reports of like civilian buildings being hit and stuff like that. Our targeted strikes are never all that well targeted.

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No.

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There's terrible things going on.

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The word precision strike means, we're going to try and kill less civilians?

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We mean well?

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But we're gonna.

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Question mark?

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You know we're gonna.

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So the idea that like 10,000 Russians were killed is bogus. And the only way he could actually believe that...

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There aren't even 10,000 Russians in Syria.

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No, I believe the last report I saw was something to the tune of like 3,000.

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Yeah.

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Perhaps 3,000.

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So that's a hot load of nonsense. But I also realize I accidentally numbered our clips wrong. There's one before this.

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So let's get to that really quick. This is where the broadcast starts. And Alex expresses his feelings about Trump.

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Well it's 9. It's 9.42 at night. And I hope all the leftists that had the FBI invade Trump over his girlfriend and everything else up, proud of yourselves for the dossier funded by the FBI and Hillary on the Russian payroll and everything else.

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Trump discarded bombing targets all over Syria, blowing up Russian bases, killing Russians.

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They had Pompeo yesterday. They had the CIA, right? And all we can do are hundreds of Russians. I am ashamed of Trump right now. I'm ashamed of what I've done tonight.

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Because I'm geo-blogging people. I have the State Department and CIA sources. I cover the news every day.

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Going back six years ago, Arnold Military and Rand Paul, Senator Rand Paul, and Senator Cruz...

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We're back on the Rand Paul train.

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They said, we're not going to make the Air Force Trail cut. So a lot of other states have died.

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And Trump talked about the CIA making out Hillary founded ISIS. How they took over the Middle East, Egypt, Libya, Syria.

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Trump knows good and well. You know, Flynn told him everything.

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That's not good.

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No.

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That's not great.

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None of that. Also, boy is he talking into a shirt on this one.

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He'll get more animated as things go along because he's drinking or doing some blow or something.

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The idea of what Trump's actions are completely underlie that there isn't an arrangement between the military and the Russians and Assad.

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That they're going to kick ISIS and Al-Qaeda out of the country and then Assad's going to just step down and he's going to go live in Britain.

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Because that's what he really wants to do. He doesn't want to be a dictator like he has been his entire life and his father was.

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Does Alex spin the Russian conspiracy theory on this one?

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Which would be?

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That the British release the chemical attacks.

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No, he thinks it's Israel.

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It's Israel. Oh boy, we got a lot of people doing chemical attacks and only one with a history of doing chemical attacks.

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And that's the one everybody who protects that guy doesn't want to make clear.

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No, I mean the thing that you really have to take into account, I believe, Alex's entire argument that he's making hinges on his idea that the gas attacks were fake and that Assad didn't do it.

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And fair play to you, I guess. You can go ahead and make that sort of claim, but the facts on the ground seem to indicate that that's not the case given his history.

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And the idea that Russia is involved in some sort of a deal that involves Assad stepping down doesn't make sense.

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Because they're a huge fan of his.

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He owes them shitloads of money from them backing him up and bolstering his regime.

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There's a relationship there that is not just some sort of benign, we're going to kick out Islamic terrorists and then have a great day and everyone will be free.

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See, that's the thing about this, though, that I do... I don't know what it is, but this nagging feeling on the...

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Why would Assad spit chemical weapons at his own people again?

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Because he loves it.

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Like, that fetishizes me, or that kind of suggests...

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Wait, you give a fetish for this?

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No, no, no, that kind of suggests it's a weird fetish of his to do that.

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My first suspicion, though, whenever I heard the chemical attack, it was more like... I'm guessing that the soldiers or whatever, the pro-Assad people, just had them kind of lying around and they ran out of other shit to throw.

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To me, that sounds more like what happened than Assad actually ordered anybody personally to do it.

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There's two pieces of it. One is that we can't possibly understand the mind of a dictator.

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Right. That's true.

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The motivation of like, oh, it looks like he's winning, why would he then gas his own people?

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I don't know. I don't know what that mind is like.

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Yeah.

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That's a fucked up mind.

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That's true.

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But then secondarily, we're also assuming a coherent chain of command where there probably is none.

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Yeah.

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So the idea that Assad ordered them, I don't know. I have no idea, but what you just explained is a very, very likely possibility.

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Yeah.

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That's just like with Israel, with those Israeli soldiers sniping people and laughing about it.

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To a certain extent, that's not the Israeli government doing it.

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That's these guys giving way too much power and free reign to do whatever it is they fucking want,

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and they're all fucking boggled in the head because they don't know what really is fucking going on.

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It's insane.

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And knowing that they'll be defended by...

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Oh, yeah, they have carte blanche to murder whoever they want.

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Yeah.

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So this is all to say Alex's defense relies on that, and it's flimsy, but there's no doubt about it, he mad at Trump.

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We got the midterms coming up. We need to get patriots elected. We know the Democrats are the enemy, but I haven't had Trump call me. I missed his call a few times, but I haven't had Trump call me in six months.

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Wouldn't care if he called me every day. I'm gonna cuss.

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You are.

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I will tell Trump that you really betrayed your family and your name and everything you stood for with this horsemen are.

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Don't think he did though.

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I don't think so either.

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I think he did pretty much exactly what his family and his name has always done, which is whatever they fucking feel like in any single moment.

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I got a full explanation for Alex in terms of why he's like, look, Trump, he was good to his word on TPP and on the tax cuts and immigration, and now he's fucking it up here on this.

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And I'm like, you got to understand that that all fits a coherent pattern. The immigration stuff is because he is a fucking racist and has a deep history of hating minorities, or at least singling them out for shitty treatment.

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The tax cuts are because he's super rich and he wants to help his rich buddies out in terms of evading taxes.

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And secondarily, he hates immigrants and people who are non-white, and guess who's gonna get hit the hardest by the tax bill?

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Exactly. And then the TPP stuff, Trump doesn't understand any of that stuff. He just knows that it's something that Obama pushed for in the same way with Obamacare.

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All of the things that Alex thinks are good that Trump has done are very, very well taken care of through just like, oh, this is his personality.

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And last year, Trump bombed Syria. He did it again. At a certain point, you got to see like, oh, he's just kind of fine with this.

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Yeah. Or also, he's a pathological lunatic liar. So maybe put that in with some of your math on what Trump is dishonoring his family name with.

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Silly fool. Alex Jones didn't go to high school. He doesn't know math.

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That's true.

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So in this next clip, Alex compares himself to Trump.

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You know what the Globals told me? You better roll over and take your kids. The Globals told me we're going to kill you. The Globals told me we're going to sue you. You know what? They're a bunch of scum. I didn't roll over.

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It's not because I'm the biggest, baddest guy in town. It's because I realized bowing down to scum like that's the death of me and my family.

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And you know, I thought of Trump as a bigger man than me.

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But you know what, Trump, Alex, and Rick Jones is bigger than you. Because when the push came to shove, you put your tail between your legs, you crapped your pants.

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That doesn't mean I hate your guts, but let me tell you, if you call me again, I'm going to tell you I'm ashamed of you.

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Whoa.

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I love it. I love it.

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If you call me again, I'm going to tell you I'm ashamed of you.

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Yeah.

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So, Mr. President, have you no decency?

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Have you no shame?

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Sir, have you no decency?

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I was fine with it when you were ruining everybody else's life.

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Absolutely.

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But now, now.

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I defended you when you wanted trans people out of the military. I defended you.

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And now we're going to need them because you're starting World War III. Now we've got to let trans people go everywhere.

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I defended you when you said the Nazis were good people in Charlottesville. Because I, too, thought that.

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But, sir, you have gone too far by pissing off Russia, I guess?

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Yeah, I suppose that's the line.

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I don't know. Because it's pathetic to watch this display because there's a couple things at play.

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And you're going to see this play out over the course of this.

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One of them is Alex trying to talk himself into still being able to support Trump.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Because he's trying.

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It doesn't mean that I hate his guts.

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Right.

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It just means that I would call, if he called again, which, by the way, I love that he's sending Trump's phone calls direct to voicemail.

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Please call me?

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No, he's like, I missed a few of Trump's calls.

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It's like, no you didn't.

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If he's mid-coitus, he's answering that call.

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Yeah, exactly.

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You know what I'm saying?

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But the other thing is that's kind of a, I mean, we talk about this a bit, it's kind of like he's negging Trump a little bit.

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Like, if you call me again, I'll tell you I'm ashamed of you, please call me.

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Please. Please, I love you.

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The other thing that is in play, you're going to see this play out over the course of it, is Alex trying to get, he has a couple guests on.

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And he's trying to get them to reassure him that he did a good job.

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The guy that I've been using to replace my father, Trump, is now breaking my heart.

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Can you please act as my father? Tell me I'm a good boy.

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He has Joel Skousen on.

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Can you tell me I'm a good boy?

Unknown Speaker (00:23:05.220)

He has Joel Skousen on, and that is the sort of feel of it.

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He's like, Daddy, tell me I did good.

Unknown Speaker (00:23:09.220)

Please. Please, Daddy.

Unknown Speaker (00:23:11.220)

He needs reassurance that, like, over the last two years, he hasn't completely shit the bed.

Unknown Speaker (00:23:15.220)

Just like this whole, uh, uh, Trump was good, right? He was good to begin with. I was right to support him.

Unknown Speaker (00:23:21.220)

No, you weren't, Alex.

Unknown Speaker (00:23:22.220)

And it's real weird. This is a Mike Down clip.

Unknown Speaker (00:23:25.220)

Okay. I feel like most of this is Mike Down.

Unknown Speaker (00:23:27.220)

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever heard Alex Jones say.

Unknown Speaker (00:23:32.220)

Um, I don't know what to make of it. It's out of nowhere. Um, oh boy.

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I'm in.

Unknown Speaker (00:23:38.220)

There's no way I'm wrong. My gut tells me they raided Michael Cohen.

Unknown Speaker (00:23:47.220)

And who there? Who cares? Trump never said he didn't like women.

Unknown Speaker (00:23:51.220)

Sure.

Unknown Speaker (00:23:52.220)

Trump never said he didn't have six, seven, eight girlfriends they paid off.

Unknown Speaker (00:23:56.220)

What?

Unknown Speaker (00:23:57.220)

Hell, you don't think I don't already know all that stuff?

Unknown Speaker (00:24:00.220)

I don't want to get killed here by some CIA head team. I'm not going to release stuff that didn't already happen to me.

Unknown Speaker (00:24:05.220)

What?

Unknown Speaker (00:24:08.220)

What do you think Roger Stone did?

Unknown Speaker (00:24:11.220)

He wanted a beard for Trump.

Unknown Speaker (00:24:15.220)

For Trump sucking cock.

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He was a guy that would go out with Trump in between marriages.

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And would, you know, go out with the girl Trump was dating. I heard that. I read in the newspaper right there from Roger Stone.

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There's no video of President Trump sucking a ding dong.

Unknown Speaker (00:24:37.220)

And so what if there was? That's a lot better than World War Three though.

Unknown Speaker (00:24:42.220)

I never sucked any ding dongs.

Unknown Speaker (00:24:45.220)

I tell you, if they were going to whack me on the east or World War Three about one, I'd say, hey, I sucked a golf ball through a freaking garden hose.

Unknown Speaker (00:24:52.220)

Did you already tell Der Spiegel that?

Unknown Speaker (00:24:55.220)

Now, the son of a bitch walked in there in my own office. I splattered stuff on myself. I was changed shirts.

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He goes, oh, that's a good shot. Let's get your shirts. And then he goes, hey, have some of this chicken and sausage.

Unknown Speaker (00:25:05.220)

So technically said Jones offered me a sausage. Yeah, give me a break. Son of a bitch.

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I like women, not men. And I like men. I'd be proud of it. That have a line up.

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But I never been in bed with no man. I've been in bed with probably 300 women.

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And you sons of bitches sit there and you play these games and I'm sick of it.

Unknown Speaker (00:25:25.220)

Oh, man, that is that is wild because that I think that's the most progressive thing he said.

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Legitimately, if I was into dudes, there'd be a line of them.

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I love sucking cocks whenever I'm into dudes, but fucking I'm not. So don't worry about it.

Unknown Speaker (00:25:42.220)

That that that minute and a half clip that minute and a half led me to a couple conclusions that I've never had before.

Unknown Speaker (00:25:51.220)

Yeah. One of them is that there is a video of Trump sucking dick. Yeah, I think so.

Unknown Speaker (00:25:55.220)

And the second is that Alex Jones has had sex with dudes.

Unknown Speaker (00:25:58.220)

I think I think I think the most amazing thing that he said was Stone wasn't Trump's beard.

Unknown Speaker (00:26:05.220)

That is which is a misunderstanding of what a beard is. No, no, no. Because I think he I think he is using that in the way we know.

Unknown Speaker (00:26:11.220)

I think. Well, no, it can't be. Yeah. No, exactly. Right.

Unknown Speaker (00:26:16.220)

He's right. So so if Trump I suppose if Trump were actually straight but pretending to be gay, then Roger Stone could act as his beard.

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But if I understand correctly, yes, what's going on is Stone is weird is actually dating the women that Trump is going out with.

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So Trump can go sneak off. Right. And fuck dudes. No, I think or not fuck dudes.

Unknown Speaker (00:26:41.220)

Just blow. I think what he's trying to imply is that because Roger Stone is a libertine and a swinger, he could go out with tons of women who Trump was actually dating.

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And then it would be an excuse for Trump to be seen with them or be around them.

Unknown Speaker (00:26:54.220)

OK, I think that might be what he's saying. All right. So it's like a friend beard. Right.

Unknown Speaker (00:26:58.220)

But then at the same time, I don't know how that relates to the allegation that has not been made, that there's no Trump sucking some dick.

Unknown Speaker (00:27:05.220)

Nah, it's very weird. Yeah, this is very, very, you know, it's even weirder.

Unknown Speaker (00:27:10.220)

It was actually Trump fucking Reagan. It could be. It's the same video called Bob Chapman.

Unknown Speaker (00:27:15.220)

He said shit. I don't mean that stuff is so weird that we don't even have time.

Unknown Speaker (00:27:20.220)

I don't know what I don't know what I don't know what he was trying to say, because he started with Trump's not gay and neither am I.

Unknown Speaker (00:27:27.220)

Well, and then he ended with I'm not gay. But what was going on in the middle there?

Unknown Speaker (00:27:33.220)

But then he's also he said that he said that Trump never said he didn't pay off seven or eight women, which is like that's more than we thought.

Unknown Speaker (00:27:41.220)

That's a lot now. What information do you have? Exactly.

Unknown Speaker (00:27:45.220)

The other thing, too, is like. Well, his contact in Space Command saw it from space.

Unknown Speaker (00:27:50.220)

Absolutely. He's trying to also present a situation where, like the idea that Trump has had sex with dudes is the worst possible thing.

Unknown Speaker (00:27:58.220)

And that's also so that's not as progressive as you were presenting to begin with.

Unknown Speaker (00:28:03.220)

No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that if he's if he's like if I like dudes, I would tell everybody I like dudes, which I kind of believe him on.

Unknown Speaker (00:28:12.220)

Possibly. Somewhat. If you put his ego into a man who is who is born gay, I imagine that.

Unknown Speaker (00:28:20.220)

Yeah. He'd be like, I fucked everybody. Could be. I fucked Roger Stone. Who cares?

Unknown Speaker (00:28:24.220)

Yeah. And now now he's got three dicks. That's all I got info.

Unknown Speaker (00:28:29.220)

Yeah, I don't know. And then we don't have time to talk about his I've sex. I've had sex with 300 women claims.

Unknown Speaker (00:28:35.220)

That's just the same. That's just the same stuff. Yeah, sure. Whatever. Go away.

Unknown Speaker (00:28:39.220)

So in this next clip, Alex Jones tries to rationalize the situation and he just really can't.

Unknown Speaker (00:28:44.220)

I just I'm not a scorned woman with Trump betraying us. But I if I don't see absolute truth, I don't see satellite.

Unknown Speaker (00:28:52.220)

I don't see all the documentation. I mean, here's the bigger issue. I should have said this right up front.

Unknown Speaker (00:28:57.220)

We all an hour ago or the word and all I asked back up here to the office.

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Daria Markos. Daria first. All the rest of the crew who had a call.

Unknown Speaker (00:29:17.220)

Intellectually, I'm trying to think about where Trump had sold us out.

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And I want to believe, but you know what? I'm not a schmuck. Oh, man. Oh, I guess better late than never.

Unknown Speaker (00:29:32.220)

Those are those long pauses and they're like, I'm trying to intellectually work this out, but I'm not a fucking idiot.

Unknown Speaker (00:29:37.220)

It's like, hey, guy. Hey, guy. Welcome. Welcome to us. Two years ago.

Unknown Speaker (00:29:43.220)

I'm doing the math on how Trump could possibly sell us out.

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And I just can't see a way I can't I can't see a situation where his entire past pattern of selling people out has now hit me.

Unknown Speaker (00:29:57.220)

I know it kept going. You got played by a pro, Alex. And we've always known this.

Unknown Speaker (00:30:02.220)

This has been a constant theme. You know, it's always the con men who get conned the hardest, like, oh, you would never con me.

Unknown Speaker (00:30:09.220)

I'm a con man. Right. Game recognize game. One person's playing a much better game. Way better.

Unknown Speaker (00:30:14.220)

The other thing that I think is fascinating is that it's very clear that, like, Alex couldn't get a hold of Roger Stone, because otherwise Roger would be on this broadcast.

Unknown Speaker (00:30:22.220)

Right. Roger ain't answering his phone. And I know for a fact that Steve Pechenik isn't answering his phone because Alex keeps telling the crew, call Steve Pechenik.

Unknown Speaker (00:30:31.220)

Right. He's like, no, I don't want to. I earlier was saying that John Bolton was going to be a good influence.

Unknown Speaker (00:30:39.220)

Like, a week ago, Steve Pechenik was legitimately saying, yeah, John Bolton's going to be great. He's you know, he's going to do whatever Trump wants him to do.

Unknown Speaker (00:30:46.220)

Now we have a week of John Bolton being in like, oh, we're bombing the country. Yeah, that's that's a shock.

Unknown Speaker (00:30:52.220)

So all of Alex Jones is like stalwart narrative. Guys are not coming to the table. Roger Stone not answering the phone.

Unknown Speaker (00:30:59.220)

Steve Pechenik not answering the phone. And so he has to get Zach wonder what his fake intelligence source.

Unknown Speaker (00:31:04.220)

Now I just want to know what Roger Stone was up to for this past 24 hours. Probably fucking a lot. I don't know.

Unknown Speaker (00:31:10.220)

He's in the Libertine or he's heading to the border. Yeah, that would be a smart move if I were him.

Unknown Speaker (00:31:16.220)

I think he might see the writing on the wall. Either way, I don't think he wants to be a part of this late night drunk breakdown podcast.

Unknown Speaker (00:31:22.220)

No, no, no, no, no. So this next clip, Alex Jones blames Israel and in the same breath expresses that Russia is awesome.

Unknown Speaker (00:31:29.220)

We attacked Russian forces that were invited in by the West in a deal five years ago to kick ISIS's ass.

Unknown Speaker (00:31:39.220)

And the Russians followed their word. That's a fact. I worship the truth. Is it? To pull out a few weeks ago.

Unknown Speaker (00:31:48.220)

And most of the Russians had pulled out cars, the naval base, all the rest.

Unknown Speaker (00:31:55.220)

And then Trump's action is to let Israel or the global list. I'm not anti Israel, but Israel does dirty stuff.

Unknown Speaker (00:32:01.220)

I'm not into Israel, but Israel does bad stuff. It's like America does. Doesn't bring up any of the shooting.

Unknown Speaker (00:32:05.220)

And all the bad boys starts Israel doing this because Netanyahu is in political trouble.

Unknown Speaker (00:32:11.220)

Do you mean the rampant corruption that was caught on tape?

Unknown Speaker (00:32:16.220)

Those military bases kill all those innocent heroes that fought ISIS and all kind of. Oh boy. Kill all those innocent heroes.

Unknown Speaker (00:32:23.220)

So shout out to all the people, all these stupid assholes who are like, Alex Jones works for Israel.

Unknown Speaker (00:32:28.220)

Why doesn't he talk about Israel? He's legitimately blaming Israel for pretty much these gas attacks.

Unknown Speaker (00:32:33.220)

And he does stuff like this all the time. Everybody who thinks that, like, oh, Alex Jones, why won't he talk about Israel?

Unknown Speaker (00:32:38.220)

Like that is a very, very incomplete reading of Alex Jones's career.

Unknown Speaker (00:32:43.220)

Now, he's he's more willing to he doesn't want to wade into Israel's actual crimes and wants to invade, invent fake crimes for them to.

Unknown Speaker (00:32:50.220)

But he does that with everybody. He creates strawman versions of the real world to attack various things and support other things.

Unknown Speaker (00:32:56.220)

Which is even more funny when you go back and look at the context of him saying he Trump never said he didn't pay off women.

Unknown Speaker (00:33:02.220)

It's like, no, he told me he did. That's exactly what he did do. He said that multiple times.

Unknown Speaker (00:33:06.220)

He's been screaming on air about how this is all bullshit and a witch hunt and all that stuff for weeks.

Unknown Speaker (00:33:11.220)

Now he gets on his. Now he's like, well, yeah, of course he did. We know he's paid off eight women. Right.

Unknown Speaker (00:33:16.220)

Who hasn't? This is very weird. It's very weird. It's very nonsensical.

Unknown Speaker (00:33:20.220)

There's a there's a lot of mismatching shit. But at this point, he's still pretty much.

Unknown Speaker (00:33:27.220)

I hate Trump. I want to try to salvage this, but I've got to be honest with the listeners.

Unknown Speaker (00:33:32.220)

I've been defending Trump when they say he sold out when he did on DACA or the Second Amendment,

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because I had the inside base moment proven right. But on this, my gut's never wrong.

Unknown Speaker (00:33:44.220)

I think they compromised President Trump as good as he was.

Unknown Speaker (00:33:48.220)

That he keeps down this road. He's as good as dead.

Unknown Speaker (00:33:52.220)

I'm not saying I would hurt him. I'm saying he's a dead man.

Unknown Speaker (00:33:56.220)

He's no longer alive. And all the shoe intellectuals.

Unknown Speaker (00:34:02.220)

We're so weak and sympathetic, it looks like they want to know what's right. Oh, sure.

Unknown Speaker (00:34:06.220)

Yeah. And they know and just it doesn't say much.

Unknown Speaker (00:34:10.219)

Oh, sure. His role in this whole charade is essentially just being like Russia is going to attack somebody.

Unknown Speaker (00:34:18.219)

Yeah. And that's his that's his whole like presentation, basically, is just being there to because Alex isn't going.

Unknown Speaker (00:34:23.219)

He's not ready to make that kind of a stand or anything like that.

Unknown Speaker (00:34:27.219)

But it's there to be like, I don't see how Russia doesn't respond.

Unknown Speaker (00:34:31.219)

They said they're going to. Yep. I think there's a moment where, like legitimately,

Unknown Speaker (00:34:35.219)

Owen Schroyer is kind of realizing I'm in over my head. This is above my grade.

Unknown Speaker (00:34:40.219)

This is this is a mess. I'm I'm supposed to get my marching orders hours before the show.

Unknown Speaker (00:34:46.219)

Not on the show when you change the entire narrative. Exactly.

Unknown Speaker (00:34:50.219)

You're screaming, fuck Trump, you drunk asshole. Alex, have you not talked to me before?

Unknown Speaker (00:34:55.219)

I'm bad at improv. Right. I don't do a two man game. Well, I will say the towards the end of this.

Unknown Speaker (00:35:00.219)

Owen Schroyer does come in and say one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

Unknown Speaker (00:35:04.219)

But we'll wait. We'll get there. So at this point, Alex says something very not true about what the globalists have done to him.

Unknown Speaker (00:35:12.219)

Here's the deal. They tried to take my children because I supported Trump.

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And I basically got told, you know, the news, you turn on Trump, you know, won't take your kids.

Unknown Speaker (00:35:22.219)

And I had to go for all my sponsors and had a fake test on our products and they got privatized.

Unknown Speaker (00:35:27.219)

So I saw him attacking him. So I stood with. So when I turn against Trump right now,

Unknown Speaker (00:35:36.219)

it's not because they put pressure on me, it's because the pressure is doing the right thing.

Unknown Speaker (00:35:41.219)

Donald Trump is two inches from being dead to me. Whoa.

Unknown Speaker (00:35:45.219)

But very, very clearly says when I turn on Trump, like I'm doing right now.

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So that leaves little room to interpret. This is what's going on.

Unknown Speaker (00:35:56.219)

He's trying to do a face turn. Does he do a Sunday show? He does the Sunday.

Unknown Speaker (00:36:00.219)

And he's doing a special report today as we're recording Saturday, which I imagine we're going to get Roger Stone back and we're going to get Trump back on.

Unknown Speaker (00:36:08.219)

I'm pretty sure that Roger Stone's figured out a way.

Unknown Speaker (00:36:11.219)

Yeah, this is going to be this is going to be buffed out as if it was a bumped out car fender or whatever, because I mean,

Unknown Speaker (00:36:19.219)

even today, like right before we started recording, Trump announced mission accomplished.

Unknown Speaker (00:36:24.219)

Yeah. And what have you. So there is a decent chance that what we'll see is not more escalation and not an ongoing thing.

Unknown Speaker (00:36:30.219)

And that will make Alex Jones probably be like, all right, look, he just had to send a message.

Unknown Speaker (00:36:36.219)

It was all for show for the global. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Unknown Speaker (00:36:40.219)

But in this next clip, Alex Jones explains that anybody who tells you that they read philosophy is a loser.

Unknown Speaker (00:36:46.219)

When did we get there? Just because Mattis talks quiet, says he read, anybody that tells you they read philosophy and they're real smart.

Unknown Speaker (00:36:55.219)

Then I read Mattis' writing saying, you know, it's it's it's 100 IQ shit. Delay that.

Unknown Speaker (00:37:03.219)

I know we're on TV stations. It's 100 IQ stuff. Oh, I know we're on TV.

Unknown Speaker (00:37:08.219)

Oh, fuck. Why did I cuss? Oh, shit. God damn it, Alex.

Unknown Speaker (00:37:12.219)

You've told everybody you read philosophy. It does. You fucking idiot.

Unknown Speaker (00:37:17.219)

And you say you're smart all the time. And all the time. Yeah, I'll cop to I don't really read much philosophy anymore.

Unknown Speaker (00:37:23.219)

Why would you? I did in college. I studied philosophy. It's a bummer. Yeah, it's kind of dry.

Unknown Speaker (00:37:28.219)

Yeah, much like this Blanc de Blanc. Very dry. Oh, the white on white.

Unknown Speaker (00:37:35.219)

Oh, but we didn't we didn't even address in that last clip about the idea that Alex Jones is saying that the globalist tried to take his kids from him because he supported Trump.

Unknown Speaker (00:37:43.219)

Yeah, that is not true. That's disgraceful. But it gets even worse in this next clip.

Unknown Speaker (00:37:48.219)

I feel like I just had my best girlfriend. Let's make jokes. Funny. Go back to the video. Go back to the garden. They can break anybody. Fox News has a live MSNBC.

Unknown Speaker (00:38:06.219)

I want to try to cover some of this news, but I I'm not being a drama queen here, but I was basically told by the Democratic Party and it wasn't even done officially. They were just like, you know, stop supporting Trump.

Unknown Speaker (00:38:19.219)

And the opposite. What my ex wife says, she says, you know, oh, the system took the kids away from me.

Unknown Speaker (00:38:26.219)

No, you got the kids back because who I was part of the time. And then they sit there. They're like, you know, if you're just turning its truck, things will be better.

Unknown Speaker (00:38:34.219)

But he was doing good. And that was makes it so bad. Oh, that's what makes it so bad.

Unknown Speaker (00:38:44.219)

A piece of crap for the beginning would be so bad.

Unknown Speaker (00:38:49.219)

We made so many sacrifices.

Unknown Speaker (00:38:52.219)

Trapping all over. So you think it's over for Trump? Where we go from here?

Unknown Speaker (00:39:04.219)

The Russian nation, those God, those damn casinos and all of it, of course, they're still going to try to run that and have it perfect.

Unknown Speaker (00:39:12.219)

Stop the nature of it. Whoa. Damn it. You're back on your bullshit, Alex. He's back to we had this three years ago.

Unknown Speaker (00:39:19.219)

God damn it, Alex. He's back to September 2015.

Unknown Speaker (00:39:24.219)

Alex, how can you possibly run a casino without committing rampant crimes?

Unknown Speaker (00:39:31.219)

It's so beautiful. And he's crying. Oh, I think I love it.

Unknown Speaker (00:39:35.219)

And it's turning into just a pure airing of grievances like this is just this is just all of his actual emotions, not the fake ones that he puts on his show.

Unknown Speaker (00:39:44.219)

The actual emotions finally coming out. And we're getting my favorite Alex Jones, which is I don't understand the world.

Unknown Speaker (00:39:53.219)

And I have to admit it publicly. Why is everyone beating me up? I don't get it.

Unknown Speaker (00:39:58.219)

I thought I knew what I was talking about. It turns out I don't. Oh, my God.

Unknown Speaker (00:40:02.219)

Everyone's lied to me so much. My perception is that I'm being victimized because I decided to support this guy.

Unknown Speaker (00:40:09.219)

And then the reality is people are criticizing me because the guy I decided to support is clearly a white supremacist.

Unknown Speaker (00:40:15.219)

It has a really just a load of bigoted opinions that he keeps putting into the public discourse.

Unknown Speaker (00:40:20.219)

And he's abusive and violent and he's an idiot. And I don't know why he's got to punish me for that.

Unknown Speaker (00:40:25.219)

No one's punishing you for that. But I still love him. And I'm going to go back to him.

Unknown Speaker (00:40:28.219)

Daddy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is a giant daddy moment. Oh, my God.

Unknown Speaker (00:40:35.219)

This is beautiful. This is rough. I love it. I understand. Look, I'm not one generally for schadenfreude.

Unknown Speaker (00:40:42.219)

You're there. I don't I don't appreciate on on a whole other people suffering.

Unknown Speaker (00:40:47.219)

But oh, man, am I loving this. I understand that. I'm loving this so much.

Unknown Speaker (00:40:51.219)

I'm going to give you a pass on the delighting in someone's misfortune for a second here.

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But you have to recognize, too, I think this is important that like.

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As much as we hate him and he is a complete liar and he's ruined so much, he is a human.

Unknown Speaker (00:41:08.219)

And I do think he's feeling a lot of pain right now. I don't care. It's misplaced.

Unknown Speaker (00:41:12.219)

But I still like when he start like you're talking about fake tears and people in the chat room are saying fake tears, too.

Unknown Speaker (00:41:19.219)

Oh, this is real. I think that I think some of it is hamming it up a little bit.

Unknown Speaker (00:41:23.219)

But when he's like, that's what makes it so bad, like the lilt in the voices.

Unknown Speaker (00:41:28.219)

Oh, yeah. That is not something he's faking because it's we've we've listened to a billion hours of Alex Jones at this point.

Unknown Speaker (00:41:35.219)

I can tell when he's actually crying and it is hilarious. There's a it's OK.

Unknown Speaker (00:41:39.219)

Here's what it is. Here's what's going on. And here's why I have no issue with the schadenfreude.

Unknown Speaker (00:41:43.219)

OK, this is like you don't need to defend it. No, I'm not defending it.

Unknown Speaker (00:41:49.219)

I'm explaining this this experience.

Unknown Speaker (00:41:52.219)

It is just like when you watch a serial killer documentary. Right.

Unknown Speaker (00:41:58.219)

And they have the interview from prison where the serial killer is just talking about, oh, I was victimized.

Unknown Speaker (00:42:03.219)

I'm the real victim. Right. And you go back and you look at their history and you're like, yeah, you were a fucking victim.

Unknown Speaker (00:42:08.219)

Now you're the one doing it, though. So go fuck yourself. It's a very important trajectory.

Unknown Speaker (00:42:13.219)

You're an actual psychopath. You have no more human empathy, which means you are no longer in the human race.

Unknown Speaker (00:42:21.219)

I disagree. You are. You have escaped from it. I disagree a little bit.

Unknown Speaker (00:42:26.219)

I think I think some piece of that is is is is fair.

Unknown Speaker (00:42:32.219)

I mean, once you cross a certain level, like you don't really deserve that to be used as an excuse.

Unknown Speaker (00:42:38.219)

Like once you're doing such terrible things like the fact that, you know, I had it bad isn't an excuse.

Unknown Speaker (00:42:44.219)

Right. But at the same time, I don't think it's right to celebrate inhumanity that way.

Unknown Speaker (00:42:49.219)

Like it's still really terrible. I don't believe I'm celebrating inhumanity.

Unknown Speaker (00:42:53.219)

No, but you're saying like people who who were abused or whatever and have gone down a line to like,

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they abuse other people, that they aren't human or that they have given up on some humanity.

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I think they have. I think to a certain extent. But it's very I don't know.

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It's such a thin line to walk in terms of like, yes, there are monsters in the world, but those monsters are still humans.

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And generally speaking, in a vacuum, this sort of behavior doesn't exist.

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Like just someone who lives their life and goes along naturally.

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Like an Alex Jones is not created without some sort of terrible trauma.

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Something bad happened to him that set him off on the path that he is on.

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Right. And I know that I'm making probably too fine of a point in an episode when we're trying to just laugh at him being an idiot.

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I love it. But he is a human.

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And I am not so out of touch with my humanity that I don't still feel that pain in him.

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And it makes me sad. But I also still laugh a lot.

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You're a legitimate empath. And I respect that about you.

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I try to be. I'm not perfect.

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And you just don't know how to turn that part off and really delight in the monsters dying.

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Are you kidding? I do this show.

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I know. But I know. But you really got to turn it off.

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I will try to. And something else.

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If you're going to look into the abyss, man, you better have a good sense of humor about it.

Unknown Speaker (00:44:15.219)

Yeah, for sure. Speaking of the abyss, in a moment, we're going to get to Alex Jones having an appearance from his fake intelligence source, Zach, who says a bunch of really stupid shit.

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But before we do...

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I hear a, Dan's got to take a piss break.

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Yeah, this bubbly has hit me kind of hard. I should get a little pan under the table.

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No, you should not. No, you should not, sir.

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We'll be back in about two minutes.

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All right.

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All right, we're back.

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Hey!

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So I told you, Zach is about to show up.

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Yes.

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And in this clip, Zach...

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He's going to do a fourth wall break.

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Oh, he's going to stop time?

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He is not.

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But one of the things that's really interesting is that, like, I think Alex needed his guests to reinforce his flip, his turning on Trump.

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But at the same time...

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He needs them to reinforce him going back to Trump.

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Exactly.

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He needs to create a situation where we can go back on this.

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You know, like, it is the globalist.

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Right.

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And so in this clip, Zach reinforces and...

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He wants the church to say, like, no, you shouldn't get divorced. You should work on your marriage.

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I understand exactly where you're coming from.

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But also fuck your spouse.

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I get it.

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Fuck your spouse.

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I get it. No, no, no. She's the worst. She's the worst.

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They're wrong.

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No, I totally get you.

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But the Lord wants you to stay married.

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So you need to go back. You need to go to some counseling with the church. Do that whole thing.

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Zach is going to create and bring in the narrative that Trump has a gun to his head.

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Okay.

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And that he had to do this.

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Alright.

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And then as we go on...

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What kind?

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We're going to see.

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Okay.

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But we're going to see why Zach should not be trusted as a legitimate source.

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Oh!

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It plays out pretty clearly that he might belong on Project Camelot.

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When Donald Trump made the address to the nation, just watch him.

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He's reading as if he's a hostage victim.

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He ain't threatened to read scripts.

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By the way guys, get ready when Zach leaves. Pull up Trump's statement on this.

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I totally agree with that. I noticed that.

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It's not his regular cadence. He's reading directly word for word.

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We should have been alarmed when he doubled it.

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So let me ask you, have they, from your sources, because I know that you are and we have other sources,

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did they carry out a coup? Are there guns to the president's head right now?

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Yes.

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Unequivocally.

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Politically or physically?

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Both.

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Both physically and politically.

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Politically with some damage.

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On each side of his head.

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Who cares? Just own it. Who gives a damn at this level.

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But also physically because, like we said, he has plastered his name on the brick and mortar.

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He's a big real estate guy. He plastered his name on the brick and mortar of the military industrial complex.

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The last individual to truly, truly stand up to that complex had his brains blown out in Dallas, Texas.

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Oh, are you talking about, let's say, LBJ?

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Nope.

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Talking about Martin Luther King Jr.?

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Nope.

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Are we talking about Fred Hampton?

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Nope.

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Are we talking about any of the people who actually stood up to the military industrial complex

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instead of John F. Kennedy who absolutely did not and was in his entire presidency looking for the war

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that would make his name as the president?

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But that's the mythol-

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Are we talking about that one or the other one?

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That's the mythology that surrounds the assassination and it's fun.

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Because it creates a more robust worldview wherein everything is fake.

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Right. That's true.

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And everything is these planned machinations of the globalists.

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Right.

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So Trump's got a gun to his head politically and physically.

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Yeah. He's got pictures of him getting peed on and then he's got a gun on the other side of his head.

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He's got to look back and forth between the two.

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They keep being like, look at his eyes in the press conference.

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He never holds his head up like that.

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Have you-

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It's clear indications that he's a hostage.

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Yeah, but it's the exact same thing every time he reads a dumb statement written by him for one of his idiot people.

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Right.

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Or by one of his idiot people.

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When he's not doing one of his planned rallies.

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Yeah, when he's not riffing like an idiot.

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Yeah.

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When he's not like, hey, you know, we're here to celebrate this kid who's a hero.

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Anyways, I had the biggest crowd and I was fucking, oh, it came on everybody.

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We support Martin Luther King, who? What day is this? Whatever.

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I prefer Senior.

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So this next clip Alex explains-

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I prefer the band Junior Senior.

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I wanted to make a super cut of all the times he says he's not a Russophile, because it's like 25 times or something like that.

Unknown Speaker (00:48:55.219)

Yeah, that's too many times.

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But I did not have time, but here's one of the times he does it.

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Bullshack?

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We have to understand, Russia has dedicated and invested six years of blood, sweat, and tears to have global peace become an actual-

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Well, that's my next question.

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Hey, I'm not a Russophile.

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When did you-

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I'll stay there a sec. I'm going to give you the floor in a minute.

Unknown Speaker (00:49:19.219)

Hold on. I'm not a Russophile. I've never been to Russia.

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But just as you say, they fought al-Qaeda, they fought radical Islam, they fought on their borders.

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They did all this. They came in and helped us. Now they're being attacked. It's total sellout.

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So they're perfect, basically.

Unknown Speaker (00:49:34.219)

Alright, so what did Russia do in Syria, Dan?

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Did Russia start joining the Syrian cause whenever ISIS and the non-existent al-Qaeda were there?

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Or did they join Assad whenever he decided that any rebels who thought,

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maybe living under this fucking autocratic monster who gasses his own people isn't a good idea, so let's fucking fight against that.

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When did Russia join in? Did Russia join in on the side of the goddamn heroes?

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Or did Russia join in on the side of the guy who fucking gasses and murders and murders and murders and murders his own people?

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Not his own people. I made this point earlier. They're not his people. He is not of these people.

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He is a fucking monster. There's no his people. His people are fucking...

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Paul Pot.

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Yeah, Slobodan Milosevic. Those are his people.

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Yeah, the monsters of our history.

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I think that they probably are most interested in their investment that they've made in him because they see a swayable government that's run autocratically.

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And it's a strategic position on what the big new Brzezinski calls the great chessboard.

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It's a hinge point in the region and in the greater world in terms of influence.

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And Putin has an incredibly vested interest in keeping that outside of the sway of a democracy.

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Outside of the sway of a liberal, and I don't mean liberal in terms of liberal, I mean liberal in terms of free governance.

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He has a vested interest in that because it would create a very serious threat to his ability to run oil through the country and that would cripple him and all the oligarchs.

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So I think that's probably more what he's interested in, but I don't know.

Unknown Speaker (00:51:26.219)

Oh, also heroism.

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Sure, they're heroes.

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So Zach has pitched the narrative that Trump has a political and physical gun to his head. Alex has a different take on what possibly could be going on.

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This is so problematic. And the fact of the day...

Unknown Speaker (00:51:46.219)

You know, Trump may have been under mind control, actually.

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Okay. Okay.

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What kind of mind control? Are we talking MK Ultra mind control?

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You know MK Ultra?

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Oh boy.

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They gave him a bunch of acid back in the 70s. They made him a beta sex kitten.

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That makes as much sense as anything else.

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There was a time where Trump could have either become a weird sociopathic monster or Ken Kesey. He could have gone either way.

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Could have been a Mary Plankster.

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Could have gone either way.

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I mean, this is a mess. I mean, even for like, how far are you willing to go to excuse this thing that you hate Trump for?

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He's probably mind controlled. Probably.

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Oh yeah.

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Probably. Ridiculous.

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It's so weird to...

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It's not that weird.

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No, no. I mean, to see this type of almost textbook battered wife syndrome.

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Yeah.

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Like, that's really kind of what it looks like. Or sounds like.

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And to hear Alex constantly say, I feel like I just got broken up with.

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Yeah.

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Look, I'm not a bruised woman here. Or anything like that.

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Right.

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Because he's even aware of that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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This is like, I've been done wrong.

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He's like, the court ordered therapist had told me that I am committing battered wife syndrome.

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Well, what's, what's, I think, I don't know. We'll see what ends up happening.

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I think he takes, I think he probably, well, here's what I'd say. I don't know what the future holds in terms of like this, this video existing.

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But I would say, I hope they take it down.

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And further, I think that whoever allowed him to do this gave us a great boon and did a very serious disservice to Alex.

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Whoever allowed him to be on air is like, they might be working across purposes.

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Oh.

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They might be going into business for themselves.

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There's no way this is a good thing.

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Like the idea that Rob Doo didn't stop this, because he's there. You heard him in the background.

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Now, on the other hand, ask yourself a question. Look at how much fucking press he's getting.

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Sure, but it's not.

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He's getting all kinds of attention for this shit.

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But it's not good.

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And then whenever he goes, whenever he goes back to, yeah, but whenever he goes back to work on Sunday or whatever.

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Today.

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He's going back on Saturday.

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Oh, he's going back on, oh that's right.

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He said he's going to start doing another broadcast, because you know what, you know what happened.

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So now he gets, now he gets to say that he threw a tantrum and he knows that Trump is doing something different.

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And he gets to say, look, this is what happened, this is what would happen if Trump was being serious, but I know he's not now.

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But you know that my principles are intact, because if Trump was doing this, I would leave him, but I didn't, and I did, but I don't.

Unknown Speaker (00:54:19.219)

Well, there's that, but then there's also the existence of this thing as like a three-hour document of him being a total baby on air.

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Yeah, I know.

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You know, just a little child yelling at like, Daddy!

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Daddy, I'm mad at you, why didn't you hurt me, Daddy?

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And it's just, it's embarrassing.

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Oh man.

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Like if it was-

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So many deep-seated issues are arising because of Trump. That's hilarious.

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There is a way Alex could have done this exact same report and it not be damning. You know what I'm saying?

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Like there's a way, there's a way he could have got on air and been like, for the last two to three years.

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Already you're wrong, because that sounds very conciliatory and professional.

Unknown Speaker (00:55:02.219)

Well, but that's what I'm saying. He could have been professional about it, and he could have said, I have-

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Not the Alex I know.

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I have supported Trump. You know the reasons why I have.

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I have gotten information from people that has led me to believe X, Y, and Z.

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This development with bombing Syria is incredibly troubling to me because I trust my sources that have told me this,

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now I'm editorializing, complete bullshit, line about Russia and Assad and our military having a pact behind Obama's back.

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I believe that, and now what I'm coming to see is that Trump is not a part of this worldview that I have believed,

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and therefore I must say adieu.

Unknown Speaker (00:55:43.219)

No, no, no, no. Because here's the thing. Even now he is not really admitting he's wrong.

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Nope.

Unknown Speaker (00:55:51.219)

He is saying he was betrayed.

Unknown Speaker (00:55:52.219)

Of course.

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Which is a very different thing. What you just described was a man admitting he was wrong.

Unknown Speaker (00:55:57.219)

No, no, because you could still get away from saying that you're wrong by saying, I believed my sources that I had, and my sources-

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I believed them, and I was wrong.

Unknown Speaker (00:56:06.219)

No, my sources lied to me. Or my sources had something wrong that they-

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But then you burn all those sources.

Unknown Speaker (00:56:11.219)

Well, he's got to do that anyway. If he flips on Trump, he's got to burn a lot of people.

Unknown Speaker (00:56:16.219)

Like who? Also, none of them are real, so this is a completely theoretical conversation.

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Well, a bunch of them are real.

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His sources are nonsense.

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Well, a bunch of them are real, and if he legitimately continues down this road and is anti-Trump,

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he has a lot of questions that desperately need to be asked about Roger Stone.

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Right.

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And Roger's on every day and co-hosts the war room.

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He's a very massive piece of the operation that needs to be explained, because Roger can't turn on Trump.

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Oh, absolutely not.

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If he does, then he's got to turn state's witness.

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Roger can turn on Trump, but just for the fuck of it. Just to have a good time.

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Like legitimately, if we're talking about real world stuff and not entertainment,

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if he turns on Trump, he's got to go beanie-seagull on this shit.

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He's got to go state's property.

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He's got to get in the witness protection program, because he knows too much.

Unknown Speaker (00:57:05.219)

Oh yeah.

Unknown Speaker (00:57:06.219)

So the idea-

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Also, there's no way that a witness protect-

Unknown Speaker (00:57:09.219)

Look, with what Roger Stone's into, Roger Stone is our, uh, our scribble kind of situation there.

Unknown Speaker (00:57:15.219)

If we find Roger Stone polonium poisoned, that I believe.

Unknown Speaker (00:57:18.219)

Wait, you mean the times he tried to fake polonium poisoning?

Unknown Speaker (00:57:21.219)

Exactly, but this time he actually dies from it. That's an ironic, delicious end.

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That's why that would delight me.

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If he gets fucking poisoned by polonium, Rob Doo did it.

Unknown Speaker (00:57:31.219)

Where does Rob Doo get polonium?

Unknown Speaker (00:57:33.219)

I don't know, but I think it was him, because-

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Daria.

Unknown Speaker (00:57:37.219)

No, it's Rob Doo, because he's got to save the ship, and he knows that Alex can't get his hands dirty.

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So, uh, that's what happens.

Unknown Speaker (00:57:46.219)

Anyway, this gassing-

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Rob Doo's the fixer?

Unknown Speaker (00:57:48.219)

Yeah, exactly.

Unknown Speaker (00:57:50.219)

That's the least competent fixer in the history of the world.

Unknown Speaker (00:57:53.219)

The more I think about it, the more I think there's way more up with Rob Doo than we even acknowledge,

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because he's so boring and, uh, just, blah.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:01.219)

He's our Kevin Spacey, he's our usual suspects.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:05.219)

He's our usual suspects right there.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:07.219)

Well, he's been there forever, you know what I'm saying?

Unknown Speaker (00:58:09.219)

He's been in the Info Wars trenches for probably almost a decade now.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:15.219)

That's crazy.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:16.219)

Why?

Unknown Speaker (00:58:17.219)

I have to assume that there's a ton that he knows, and he knows he's up to nothing.

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He's up to bad works.

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Right.

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Or whatever.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:25.219)

I think we might be giving him a pass.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:27.219)

I might need to look more into Rob Doo.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:29.219)

We've overlooked him, as was his goal all along.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:32.219)

That's right.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:33.219)

Ah.

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Anyway, the gassing in Syria was a false flag, according to Alex.

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Israel, or the UK, or whomever.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:39.219)

He talks about it a little bit here.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:41.219)

This is like a round.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:51.219)

He's talking over, uh, Trump, uh, his announcement that he's gonna bomb Syria.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:55.219)

Yeah, this is like a remix of that.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:56.219)

Yeah.

Unknown Speaker (00:58:57.219)

God, I'm sick of that.

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Man, I'm just done, man.

Unknown Speaker (00:59:01.219)

I'm done.

Unknown Speaker (00:59:02.219)

Assad launched a savage chemical weapons attack against his own innocent.

Unknown Speaker (00:59:09.219)

Did it pause?

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No.

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He didn't.

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There's no proof.

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Show it.

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Show it, you goddamn liar.

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Excuse me.

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I agree.

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The crew.

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Man, the Russians came in there at Arbess.

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They defeated ISIS.

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Not at Arbess.

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I'm not a Russophile.

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I'm a Truthophile.

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That happened.

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ISIS is running around.

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Europe's open to the Muslims.

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Russia's fighting it.

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And he just says, Russia did the chemical attack.

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That is a lie.

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This is the first time I see Trump, because everywhere I check it, you know, he's on it.

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What the hell?

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I don't know.

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I don't think he believes what he just said.

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I don't think for one second he believes that.

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Well, show me the proof, asshole.

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And that's not a violation of FCC.

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Okay.

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So that's the second time he's brought up, oops, I swore on air, and the FCC might get

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mad at me.

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So that's just something.

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I don't think the FCC is paying attention, Alex.

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But this is a theme to keep in track.

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They're too busy ignoring all the other crimes.

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Yeah.

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And you.

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Yeah.

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So, I don't know about that, but that's all just sort of standard Alex Jones stuff.

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I'm really fascinated by here, is Alex is the only one who fucking gets it.

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At this point.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Hold on.

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Hold on.

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Before I, no, no, no.

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You better be fucking careful.

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This is the Jordan saying things are reasonable moment.

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Right.

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No, no, no.

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I mean more like Alex is the only one who is listening to what Trump is saying and going,

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this is fucked up and he lied to us.

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He lied to us.

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He doesn't mean anything he fucking says.

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This guy's a liar.

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He's mobbed up.

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He's doing all this shit.

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And all of his co-hosts are like, I don't think he's.

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He didn't mean it.

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I don't think he believes it.

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But like, uh, like none of them, not they're, they're all so meaningless and, and nothing.

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They're all nothing.

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So they couldn't even, they couldn't turn on Trump if they wanted to, cause they don't

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have a singular idea in their fucking heads.

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Well, in the same way that to Alex, like Trump is daddy and like his, uh, like Steve Pechenik

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and Roger Stone are daddy, uh, to all of his employees, Alex's daddy.

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And so like, there is this.

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And so all they're doing right now is trying to placate him and calm him down.

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And then they're eventually going to have abusive relationships themselves in order

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to try and fix it.

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Yeah.

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It's entirely possible.

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Something along those lines.

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I'd like to just say really quick, um, I'm not seeing the chat.

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So if people are pointing out anything that, uh, that is very cool, I, uh, I don't see

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it.

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I apologize.

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I don't know what the deal is, but one of the things, one of the convictions that we

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have expressed and I stand by is that, uh, Alex is expressing that his allegiances lie

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specifically with Russia, not with Donald Trump.

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Um, and that could not be made more clear than in this next clip.

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What Russia has done is Christian now in a free market and they went and kicked the radical

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Muslims asses ever doing it everywhere.

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God almighty, I wish our government was like that.

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Jesus Christ.

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So he wants our government to be more like a government.

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You know, cool.

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This is, this is actually probably the best evidence that Trump colluded with Russia,

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what they're describing right now.

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Because what I'm hearing is the echoes of Russia being like, God damn it, we got you

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elected, you fucking asshole, and now you're pulling this shit on us.

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That's fascinating.

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Like that's what this is.

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Like I didn't even think about that.

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And Russia is like, God damn it, this guy is a liar.

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Who would have fucking guessed?

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That's so fucking stupid.

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Everybody is stupid for believing that Trump believes a goddamn thing.

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He's a fucking lunatic.

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So if we're to believe, um, I'm very concerned about this, uh, this chat situation.

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I mean, we're live.

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Everything is going well.

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I don't know.

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I hate technology.

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This, Oh no.

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I'm seeing the stream going on my, on my phone.

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I'm not seeing the chat room though.

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Okay.

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Sorry.

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I thought my computer just crashed.

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No, you're good.

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Something is, something is afoot.

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Um, anyway, uh, yeah.

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Where were we?

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You were, you were in awe at my, uh, pointing out that this narrative is, is entirely in

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line with Russia finding out that they have been duped as well.

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Yeah.

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If you imagine, if you imagine that the, the, you know, Alex Jones is sort of a depo, a

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secondary station for, um, the, these narratives, that does make sense.

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I'd never, I'd not considered that a variable of it.

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Perhaps even the id for, uh, Putin to express his impotent rage, which he is not used to

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experiencing.

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Yeah, that's entirely possible.

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Um, so, uh, in this next clip, uh, Alex Jones and, uh, this Zach, the, uh, the fake, uh,

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intelligence sources, Zach, uh, they talk about what's really at play here.

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That'd be great if this was actually just Zach Woods.

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Oh, that'd be so great.

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He would be so good at this.

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He could improv.

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Oh yeah.

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Um, this is-

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He's your two man game right there.

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This is the moment that I'm making the argument that Zach belongs on Project Camelot.

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This is bigger than the Russians.

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This is bigger than everybody, because as we, me and you have spoke about for quite

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some time, we're going multi-planetary and it seems to me like we're doing everything

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we can to stifle that, because we're looking at this in a very microscopic lens and a sense

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of geopolitical ramifications on a kinetic level, but really what this implies is we're

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going to Mars, we're going to the moon.

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Oh, hold on.

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Maybe we're not.

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So this is obviously deep state fact, military industrial complex fact, and they are fighting

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for the moon.

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They are fighting for Mars.

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I'm not being sensational.

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I'm not trying to get you caught up.

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No, I get it.

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They want, they want to get us back on the planet, focused on that.

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Whoa.

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This is a fight for Mars.

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Okay.

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Okay, Zach.

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Okay.

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I love the resignation in Alex's voice where he goes from, he goes from being so mad and

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betrayed to being like, all right, yeah, that's right.

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They're trying to keep us back on planet.

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Sure.

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Zach.

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Fuck.

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Trying to make our focus terrestrial.

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No, but I think Alex probably is into that narrative.

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I think he's cool with it.

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Are you seeing the chat?

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Okay, cool.

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I can't see it on my screen, but I'm glad it's still going.

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So now you get to keep track of it, you dick.

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If anyone ignores you from now on, it's Jordan, not me.

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But I love that because it's a way of making it like, all conspiracy really revolves around

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it's not what you think it is.

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It's another thing.

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Right.

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And so when you- Everything is a distraction from the real

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thing.

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Right.

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And you know, when you take it, when you take it from like, oh, this is really terrible.

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No one should, no one's into this, but it's actually about Mars.

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You can- This would be so much better if this was all

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actually about Mars.

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I'd be way into that.

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Right.

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That's a way better world to live in.

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Well- All of the geopolitical conflicts that are

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currently going on.

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Look, you go to Myanmar, you go to fucking Burma, you go to-

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The Rohingya don't want to go to Mars.

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They don't want to go to Mars.

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That's why you got to do it.

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The Philippines?

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Come on, man.

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You can't have drug dealers on your way to Mars.

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Drug dealers are just quotes for people who don't want to go to Mars.

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It's all code.

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Right.

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And then you start talking about the spider leadership and we're in real trouble there.

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The spider leadership, actually, they have a base on Mars and don't want us to go there.

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Is that why?

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Hence, they're working with the raptors.

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Right, right.

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Of course.

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Mark Richards has been fighting against them from inside Vacaville prison for years.

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Now, here you go.

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Here you go.

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This is such bullshit.

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Here's your narrative.

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Here's your narrative.

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Jump out of it.

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Why and what did Trump bomb in Syria?

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Civilian buildings?

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No.

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Well, that research center?

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Interstellar gates.

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Oh, could be.

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There you go.

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He's trying to keep the raptors out.

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I look forward to Carrie Cassidy on Project Camelot making that argument, but unfortunately,

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it turns out she's in Egypt right now leading a study group.

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What?

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She went to Egypt with a study group and so that's why she hasn't any videos out lately.

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They allowed her in?

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Yeah, you could go to Egypt.

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Anyone can go to Egypt.

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I know that you can go to Egypt, but Carrie can't.

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Yeah, you shouldn't enjoy her being there.

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No, she's a tourist.

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It's not like she's doing a conference there or anything.

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Nothing official.

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It's just, hey.

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She's trying to go to the pyramids and be like, check out all these aliens, huh?

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It's just like your mom taking a church group there or something like that.

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It's nothing.

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Anyway, that's why she hasn't done her Mark Richards update number eight yet and fuck,

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we need it.

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This stuff is terrible.

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I'm excited.

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Anyway, I told you that Zach should not be listened to and I mean, there's a hundred

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...

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Because of the multi-planetary stuff.

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No, because that's one reason.

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That could be like, oh, he's blowing minds.

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Right, right, right.

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So Zach pretends or presents himself as someone who's in the most high levels of military

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intelligence.

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Right.

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And you would think that being in that position, he would know who the Joint Chiefs of Staff

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is.

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Of course he doesn't.

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Hey, frankly, at this point, no one does.

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Half of them aren't there.

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It's Joseph Dunford.

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But be that as it may, Alex starts talking about this guy and tries to get Owen to like,

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who is he?

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Owen has no idea.

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Zach really should fucking know.

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And Zach doesn't.

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I mean, Jesus.

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I'm done, man.

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At that point, it's like, I'm watching press conferences, driving on the phone.

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I get here, I go pull that up.

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I saw it.

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And the chairman of the Joint Chiefs, whatever his name is, the army guy's Dunford.

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Who's the Marine Corps chairman?

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Who, Mattis?

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The chairman of Mattis?

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Not Mattis, the secretary of defense.

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Who's the other Marine?

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I don't know.

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But it doesn't matter.

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I'm watching this.

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No, McMaster's out now.

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It was the Marine Corps general, it's whatever, he's the chairman of the Joint Chiefs.

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Just pull up the chairman.

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Now if you want true comedy, Alex said Dunford at the beginning of the clip and is trying

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to come up with his name.

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You've already said it, you know who you're talking about.

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So Owen is like, I have no idea who the Joint Chiefs of Staff is.

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I probably should know.

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And then for no reason, Zach chimes in McMaster and Alex is like, no, McMaster's out, which

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he is.

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Zach should fucking know that.

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Why would Zach chime in as like, oh, HR McMaster, the guy who got fired a little while back.

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At least he didn't say H.R. Giger.

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Eeee-Geeger.

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But like that to me is invalidating.

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If that's your source and he doesn't know who the Joint Chiefs of Staff is and he thinks

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H.R. McMaster is still in play, the fuck are you listening to this guy for?

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The fucking insights that he can bring that nobody else can.

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This is a battle for Mars.

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This is a battle for Mars.

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So this first guest, not great, not great for Alex, but it does sort of get him-

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Not coming out the gates drunk.

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But it does get him in the like Trump is being blackmailed or there's a gun to his head kind

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of worldview.

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Right.

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And he's trying to get Steve Pachanik on and he won't answer his goddamn phone.

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And so they go for the next best thing and that's Joel Skousen.

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Joel Skousen is a survivalist weirdo who also-

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He's the next best thing?

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He's the nephew of W. Cleon Skousen, who's a monstrous dick who's responsible for a lot

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of terrible right wing world that we live in.

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We'll do a whole episode about him one of these days.

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It does not deserve to be talked about now.

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But Joel Skousen- The Skous?

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For as terrible as he is, he gave up on Trump before.

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He's been clear about this.

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He's passed this.

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And that's why he hasn't been on the show for a bit.

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And they talk about that a little bit.

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But Alex asks, how did they do this?

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And Skousen has a really interesting answer.

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Why, how did they get Trump to do this and what does it signify?

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I mean, I want to support the president, but my God, how did they get him to do this?

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Look, in the first place, Trump doesn't ever do his homework.

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All right, there we go.

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Trump's a lazy piece of shit.

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Well first off, all the stuff you said about Trump being smart, not true.

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He's a fucking idiot.

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First off, Trump is dumb and lazy and he's too busy playing fucking golf.

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Trump, let me tell you something, is a moron.

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Alex, Trump is the dumbest fucking president we've had since George W. He is so fucking

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stupid, you'll never get the chance to understand a word he fucking says.

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Skousen goes on to say, like, all he does is watch TV.

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Yeah, all right.

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Skousen coming hard with the accurate info right there.

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But you'll notice a certain shift from Zach's narrative and Joel's narrative, and Alex agrees

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with both of them, because he's just, he's a malleable piece of shit.

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He's at his lowest, he's at his weakest.

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Right now, if he had a-

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He's a drunk man brought low.

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If he had a Scientologist on, Alex would be a Scientologist at the end of this episode.

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Well, but I'm not sure about that, because there are things that are malleable and there's

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things that are wobbly in terms of the narrative, but one thing that is not malleable is that

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Alex Jones loves Russia.

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As a moral Christian person, I fundamentally, my spirit says, I have to go against Trump

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now.

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I know that midterms are coming up, I don't want the Democrats to win, but I am really

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upset right now.

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Now, thank God the Russians, talk about that, Joel, not that the Russians are perfect, but

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you've been a combat veteran yourself, you're a Marine Corps officer, but I mean, the fact

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that the Russians have stood down so far is a miracle.

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I mean, they are blowing up their bases, they're attacking them.

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I, as a father of four children, I am so ashamed of America right now.

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Yikes.

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That sounds exactly like he sounded in 2008 when he was on RT, talking about how sad he

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is about America.

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I'm so sorry for America, Russia.

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Fucking dick.

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I mean, I, I don't know where to land.

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I genuinely don't, because ultimately, what's your, what are your two paddocks you might

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go to?

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Ultimately, the point that Alex is making is that bombing Syria is a bad and stupid

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idea.

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Yes.

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And it is a betrayal of what he thought was an isolationist autocratic dictator.

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Right, right.

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A pacifist, know nothing kind of movement.

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Exactly.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So on one hand, I agree, Alex, this was a bad idea.

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On the other hand, not because we're bumming Russia out.

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We can agree on the, like, we can agree on the conclusion while disagreeing about premises.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Just in terms of argumentation, that's, that's very easy to do.

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Right.

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Yes, this thing is bad, but here's why it's bad.

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Oh, I disagree with the reasons.

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Right.

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Fair enough.

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Fine.

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As long as, as long as we can, we can both be like, well, man, I just don't like what

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he's, it's so, it's so suspiciously obvious.

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It's naked.

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It's almost too, like, like I don't, now, now I'm getting into conspiracy theories on

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my own of like, well, he can't, he can't be fucking this blatant about supporting Russia

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and then at the same time constantly saying that he's not a Russophile without some sort

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of knowledge of the fact that he is the, you know, that guy who is super good at writing,

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you know, the one who said, me thinks you does protest too much like that guy.

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He kind of knew what was up whenever he said that.

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And Alex is existing in the, hey, listen, I'm not this.

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I love this.

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He, he is rapid firing, like machine gunning, I'm not a racist, but statements all over

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the place.

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Totally.

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And that's too obvious.

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Right?

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Well, and he couldn't have gotten that.

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He's in a broken state.

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How could he have gotten that communique so fast from any kind of Russian handler unless

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it was Daria and it can't be Daria because that's too obvious.

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He did.

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And it's probably Rob.

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Do have we looked into Rob?

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Do you look into Rob?

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Is he, was he on the show?

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The Americans, is that where Rob do came from?

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He didn't get any word from a fucking handler or anything like that.

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This has just been his mode of operation for, I think much longer than we realize.

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Yeah.

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Like we do, like when we did our investigation in 2015 about Trump, one of the things that

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we noticed was even before he got on board with Trump, he was rampantly in favor of Putin

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and Russia.

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Right.

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And I think we might have done a disservice to our listeners and to ourselves by not taking

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that more seriously and looking back to where that began.

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And I think that is going to be a much more important question to ask ourselves because

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I don't think, I don't think it boils down to handlers.

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I don't think it boils down to anything like that.

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I think he has been a ridiculously sleeper pro-Russian influence for a very long time.

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And if you, I don't want to give too much away, but there's, there's some stuff I've

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been looking into that, um, I don't know if we'll ever be able to fully prove.

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Have we considered the, just the very Occam's razor thought of like, maybe he's just a fan

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of Russia.

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Yeah.

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Like autocrats, something like that.

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Maybe he's just a fanatic.

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Maybe he's just like one of those guys who collects too much World War II memorabilia.

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Like that's just how he feels about it.

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And like any implicit threat to what he loves so much.

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Let me relate this back to the episode we're going over now because Joel Skousen comes

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in and Alex is like, what do they have on Trump?

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How's he being blackmailed?

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And Skousen is like, they don't have anything like, they're not blackmailing him.

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If they tried to threaten him, he would fight back against it.

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That's in his psychology.

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That's his character.

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He wouldn't, he would, he would fight, he's a scared little boy.

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He would fight back against it.

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What they did is they flattered him.

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They like the people who wanted him to behave in a certain way, flattered him and got him

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to do the thing that they wanted him to do.

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I think that's probably the name of the game with Alex and Russia.

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Like he's already gone on air and talked about that RT interview that wasn't an RT interview

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where intelligence sources told him that he was a genius and one of the best Americans.

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Yeah.

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And what have you.

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Yeah.

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All that stuff.

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We've already heard that.

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He probably got compromised through flattery years and years ago and we just didn't realize

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it.

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So I think what I think.

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When the history books are written, there's going to be a lot of complicated reasonings

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behind a lot of stuff.

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These books aren't going to get written.

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I think ultimately the answer to why did World War Three get started?

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Bitch, it's a battle for Mars.

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Daddy issues.

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All across the board.

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Yeah, possibly.

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I don't know.

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It's a, it's a, it's a hot mess, but in this next clip, we get back to Joel Skousen and

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we know that Alex Jones's entire narrative for the last two years has been that there

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are good forces within the military and within the CIA, creating secret governments, secret

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coups against Donald or against Obama and Donald Trump.

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They're the good deep state against the bad deep state.

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Right?

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Everything is a gigantic battle for good and evil.

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Here's what Skousen thinks about that.

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That's why I object to all of these false bogus conspiracy claims that there's a good

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guys that they're going to have a cool Obama and they're getting a cool on the deep state

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and they're going to, you know, save us.

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And that's just not true.

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I've been in the military long enough to know that everybody of high military bank is a

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yes man.

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At least they won't fight the global system and they don't get it.

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You're right.

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They were chosen because they show up.

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When did that change?

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The 50s?

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Because the country wasn't founded on these cowards.

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Oh, do you mean when we elected Eisenhower president?

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Yeah.

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When the, when the, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm sure you hear, you hear, you hear drunkie Alex there at the, I mean, yeah, they've always

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been.

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Yes.

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We haven't made enough of a point of that, but he is, he's pretty shit faced.

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But I'm liking Skousen so far.

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You shouldn't.

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Skousen is Skousen's coming on point, but that's just, he literally just said, I don't

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like those conspiracy guys who say it's all, I don't, he's just talking about Alex.

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Yeah, exactly.

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I don't like what you've done for the last, Alex, finally admit that you're a fucking

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idiot.

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Alex, do it for me, Joel fucking Skousen right here on air.

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He sucks also, but at the same time it's like, we live in such a bad world of what we cover

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that it's like, eh, all right.

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Shifting allegiances.

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All right.

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Very hard shift.

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Well, but Skousen also makes it very clear that like he gave up on Trump a while back

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because he realized he wasn't competent.

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He wasn't like, he wasn't able to think, wasn't able to be reliable and you shouldn't trust

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him.

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Right.

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And it's like, he's already on the, he's off the reservation and Alex is talking to him

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in a daddy kind of way.

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And it's this like, Joel is trying to be like conciliatory in some ways of like, Hey, look,

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you didn't, you didn't do anything wrong.

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You thought that this was good, but you got to get real with it.

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This guy is not, you can't trust him.

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I've been saying it for a bit.

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This is such a nationwide cult thing too, where it's like you look at these people and

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you, you see them the same way that you do like a followers of Charles Manson where you're

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like, how did you not see this coming?

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Right.

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How is this hitting you this hard?

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This is so obvious.

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I think that's our feeling.

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And that's, that's one of the reasons why it's totally cool to laugh is because like,

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welcome.

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You know, like I think I've seen a couple of tweets that are like, welcome to the resistance,

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Alex Jones.

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And you know, it's just that meme and it's funny, but like, no, it is, it is ludicrous

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that he has gotten this far without, Oh, thank God the chat's back.

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Okay.

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Um, it's ludicrous.

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He's gotten this far without, uh, like having any moment of like, Oh, there we go.

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Anyway, boy, I'll tell you what, we're about to enter some fucking weird territory.

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Okay.

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I'm in.

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Alex Jones is about to make a claim that he's never talked about on air and I really don't

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think this is true.

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Um, here we go.

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You know, a local who they probably killed, he told me he was like, he had like seven

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bronze stars and Vietnam plot helicopters.

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Like he was black ops helicopter commander and he said, he wouldn't tell me to say your

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stuff, but he said, and they killed him later after that, he said the children, he said

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what they did to children in Latin America, he couldn't stand for it.

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And then they said, Oh, you're not reliable.

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And they came after him and they were trying to develop some plan to go after Obama.

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And then three members of my family in one month all died from, uh, from, uh, from viruses

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from, from, and it was just like, and then I thought all of that was just coincidence.

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And I got the phone call and they said, they told me, they said, we just killed your family.

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You shut your mouth.

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And that was when I realized it was like five years ago, how real this is.

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It was pneumonia.

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Okay.

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It was pneumonia.

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Okay.

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Oh, that's they, if you, okay.

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All right.

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So you don't kill Alex because he's too public, I guess, but you killed three of Alex's family

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members as a warning.

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Like he would never talk about that or record that phone call.

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Yeah, exactly.

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I mean, this has been his whole narrative for forever is like, they can't kill me cause

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I'm too, uh, in the public eye or what have you.

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Um, and that's, that's some hot bullshit.

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Um, but the, the idea that, that he's exposing here, first of all, was a black ops helicopter

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pilot in Vietnam who came back from Latin America and said that what they're doing to

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the children in what, all of Latin America, where you're talking about, uh, Larry Nichols,

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what he did in Latin America, exactly what they're doing to the, Oh, what they're doing

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to the children.

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I mean, what I did to the children, but this whole idea is like, I feel bad for your family

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that died of pneumonia.

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That's maybe you should get vaccines maybe.

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That's interesting.

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Oh, they all died from viruses pool.

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Can't imagine why there's no protection against that.

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Yeah.

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There there's a secondary thing to here though.

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That's like, I don't believe this, you know, like I feel bad not believing someone talking

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about their family dying, but at the same time, I don't believe this because he would

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have brought this up before.

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Way before.

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And he said it happened five years ago, so that would be in 2013, right?

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So if I'm to understand what immediately after Obama is reelected time out, okay.

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Time it out.

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If I'm to believe his storyline, they killed three members of his family and his response

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was I should start selling weird pills because that's right around when he started doing

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like the Dr. Wallach stuff.

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That's what he started.

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Those weird pills could have saved his family.

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Maybe, maybe this whole weird pill thing is just an attempt to revive his dead family

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members out.

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It's possible, but they're not actually a hero.

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Here's why you're stupid.

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They're not dead for so many reasons.

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They're not dead.

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They are sitting right at the desk with him.

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We know that Alex Jones believes that you, uh, any ancestral, uh, ancestral memories

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and no one ever really dies.

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Nope.

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I love Pharrell.

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Hasn't really work.

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I don't like happy.

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This is, this is terrible.

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Bring back the Neptunes.

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I bet I like, if I can't, I can't imagine a world where in a globalist, yes, who has

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weaponized pneumonia and killed three of Alex's family members.

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Pneumonia, a disease which can be caused by multiple viruses, bacterias, all kinds of

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different things.

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So they killed three of Alex's family members with weaponized pneumonia.

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And then they call him and they're like, Hey bitch, what's up?

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We killed, we killed three members of your family.

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So shut up.

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Not, not like say what we want you to say, just be like, Hey, keep it down, calm it down.

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Also let's consider that he said his uncle who was in world war two, he was in the Vietnam

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war.

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He won like eight, eight bronze stars in the Vietnam war.

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That's one black ops helicopter pilot.

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That's one family member.

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And then there's two others.

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He was God knows how old the other two are, whether or not his uncle was killed on purpose.

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That like legitimately kills old people way more frequently than young people.

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Pretty much all the other two family members could have been like 90 years old.

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Who knows who else kills 90 year old people, but the government, Dan, did you not know

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about that secret programs?

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All the globalists, mortality isn't real.

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It's just the government always killing old people, right?

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So this is like the giver.

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I think the most important thing I touched on this already, but I need to reinforce it.

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He said five years ago.

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No way, no way.

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That doesn't work for his own history.

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That doesn't.

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If he wanted to say four years ago, maybe he could play that game.

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Cause I bet around the time of the Ukraine, the Crimea situation in 2014, I bet he changed

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his tune a bit.

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Might've.

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Might've.

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So I bet he could say like, Oh no, it wasn't because of Russia.

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It wasn't because of that.

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It was because they killed my family.

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Yeah.

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Or something like that.

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That'd be fun.

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Five years ago does not work.

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2013 doesn't work.

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It's a fun narrative.

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Yeah.

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It's possible.

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Let's call Alex.

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We could write such good narratives for him.

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He would fucking lose his mind.

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I forgot that we were supposed to make a huge announcement.

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Oh yeah.

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That's right.

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Should we do it or should we wait?

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I think we have to now.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Well let's make a hour and a half into the podcast announcement.

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We have a huge announcement to make.

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What you guys in Texas doing on June 15th?

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Hey, cause we'll be in Austin doing a live show at beer land.

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Beer land in Austin, Texas.

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You betcha.

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A cool punk ass bar.

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There are a lot of available tickets.

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Many.

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There are all the available tickets and I don't know if anybody will show up.

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Way too early for us to really push selling tickets since it's two months from now.

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Yeah.

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But.

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Policy wonks get early access to tickets.

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We are officially going to be doing a show in Austin and trying to lure Alex to it.

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Fuck it.

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Let's see if we can get Uwe Boll to show up.

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Who gives a shit?

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I bet we could.

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I bet we could.

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Won't stop tweeting at me.

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He's not busy.

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No.

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Also, I think we could probably get a number of people to be guests, quite frankly.

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I think there are a couple of scorned.

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Instead of doing a Knowledge Fight episode, let's just do an Alex This Is Your Life without

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him there.

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Oh god, that would be amazing.

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Yeah.

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But then, he'd have to be there.

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Oh, you're talking about the show This Is Your Life, not the rock and mankind classic.

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Of course I'm not talking about that.

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Classic.

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God dammit.

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Anyway, so we will be in Austin on June 15th.

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You betcha.

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It'll be exciting.

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We will not be having Kelly as our guest.

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No.

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Cool.

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Now the chat room is there, I can respond to things.

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Anyway, in this next clip, Alex explains why the globalists are afraid of him.

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But that's what they're afraid of.

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They're afraid of the fact that your audience has reached such a critical mass that you

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can now get a president in office and they're afraid to death of who might come along after

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Trump.

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Trump?

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Well, okay, maybe he's easily blackmailable, they got X, Y, Z, whatever, pictures, financial

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records, they had to break all the laws to get it, but they didn't.

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But there might be someone else who they can't get that on.

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There might be someone else who's not going to roll over to the military industrial complex.

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Maybe there's someone else that doesn't have a big family and a bunch of property that

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they can destroy and-

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Exactly.

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That's what it was.

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To me it's not like it's some pissing contest or I'm Mr. Badass.

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I just can't roll over to these people.

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That's not related to what Owen was saying, but also this is the other theme.

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This is the other theme.

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I love that little toss in.

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Sure, maybe he's easily blackmailable.

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Maybe he's done all of the crimes and you can hold them against him or whatever it is.

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Buh.

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Boring.

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Whatever.

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Maybe they'll get somebody else who maybe hasn't committed all those crimes that for

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the past two years we have been insisting he could and would never commit.

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But then before that we said he absolutely did.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Back when I loved Paul, yeah, absolutely, I said he committed these exact same crimes

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that we're talking about now.

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I mean, maybe he did them too.

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Buh.

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Buh.

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Who knows?

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Meh.

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But who amongst us hasn't committed all the blackmailable crimes?

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Don't be a cock.

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Right?

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Anyway, yeah, it's lunacy.

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But then also-

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I just love that little tossing.

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And again, it's like they don't have a thought.

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Like he can just toss that off as though it's not a massive piece of information that he

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has been denying for so long.

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Much with the same thing as the, yeah, sure, he's paid off a woman to shut up.

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Yeah, okay, fine.

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Seven or eight women.

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Right.

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Right.

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No big deal.

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Meh.

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We said he didn't do that.

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He did.

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Don't worry about it.

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Yeah, no big deal.

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Move it, move it on.

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Meh.

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Yada, yada, yada.

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I fetishize the truth.

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Such nonsense.

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So the other thing though too there that's really important is this is the other trend

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that keeps coming up on this show, and I haven't played a bunch of instances of it, but they

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do it like three or four times, where they explain like, fucking Trump didn't make us,

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we made Trump.

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Uh-huh.

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And to that I'd like to say, no, no, Trump made you by coming on your show.

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Now granted, they were early adopters.

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That's definitely true.

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They were early on the Trump train before a lot of people did, but I think that's because

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they really resonated with that fucking let's keep people out of our country who are white,

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that sort of vibe.

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Once you get an open racist, you're going to get the info wars.

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And so their whole thing is like, you know what, maybe he is blackmailable, but what

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about-

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Maybe he's easily blackmailable.

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Right.

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He didn't just say blackmailable.

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He said, anyone with Google could blackmail this guy.

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But what about the next time?

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What about the next guy who comes along?

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Who's that?

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Who's not blackmailable, who's a patriot.

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Like who?

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Something like that.

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And I'm like, I would like to say, what happened with Rand Paul?

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What happened with Ron Paul?

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You fucking supported him for decades.

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I kind of bet those guys are easily blackmailable.

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Yeah, probably.

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Yeah.

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We've read some of the articles that Ron Paul used to put out.

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Oh yeah.

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But like-

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You can blackmail the shit out of the Paul family.

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You know what I'm saying?

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It's like you have supported people and it's been nothing.

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Like even when Paul Ryan became the speaker of the house, Alex was like, oh yeah, we've

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taken down Boehner.

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We're going to get a patriot in there.

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Yeah.

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Let's see what Paul Ryan does.

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All right.

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Maybe he's easily blackmailable too.

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Right.

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Exactly.

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Come on.

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Congratulations on your retirement, you dumb asshole.

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It's so strange how massively corrupt politicians are easy to blackmail.

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Yeah, exactly.

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It's so weird.

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But their presentation of this idea of like, yeah, it's about us, not about Trump.

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We made Trump.

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It's the movement.

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Fuck that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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The Tea Party movement is about people standing up against Obama and tyranny.

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Definitely not racism and definitely not owned and stoked by the Koch brothers.

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Not even Tea Party shit anymore.

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It's now morphed into like this other thing.

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Nazis.

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Yeah.

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But like the idea that they're like-

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Who are also still owned and propped up by the Koch brothers.

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The idea that like we could create another.

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No, you can't.

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Good luck assholes.

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Yeah, there's always, there's always another red haired sociopath.

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But I look forward to whatever their next play is going to be down this road.

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But of course I know that it's not going to happen because they're going to get back on

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Trump.

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Of course.

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His dick.

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God.

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But while we live in this moment, before our obvious conclusions are reached.

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You know what sucks?

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Is that like, even as we're recording this on Saturday.

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He's probably jumping back up.

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He's probably already cucked himself out.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But what, what would you do if your son was at home lying on the floor in the bedroom

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hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with the man for a little bit of money

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and his dog is gone, so for you, this is just a good time.

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This is such a gift for Alex though.

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Yeah, it is.

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This is such a massive gift.

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This is a get out of jail free card.

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Oh man.

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This was like what we've been talking about.

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There's so many places where he could dismount, but then you're like, nah, he can't really

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dismount.

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There is the red line where you can actually jump right off and fucking become the warrior

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that you are always meant to be, Alex, or you could turn into the man fighting against

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the president.

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You'd become an anti hero.

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You'd be the guy who was turned from a fucking, you're, you're the, you're the trader that

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becomes the hero.

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Come on, man.

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Do it.

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It would take your balls.

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It would take like, like I said earlier, when we talked about this, it would take burning

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Roger Stone.

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It would take burning a couple other sources that he has.

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He has to disavow.

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I saw the end of Mad Men season four.

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You can fucking do it.

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Sterling Cooper, Draper Price, this shit.

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Come on, man.

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He has to disavow Jack Pessobic.

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He has to get rid of.

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That guy sucks.

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He has to change up so much.

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It's possible, but I don't think he's going to do it.

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Name anybody that you've named who is irreplaceable other than Roger Stone and not for the reasons

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that are beneficial to Alex.

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I mean, the show existed before Roger Stone, it could exist after him.

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Of course.

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But Alex, I think would be lost.

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He'd be a boat at sea.

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Maybe he wouldn't.

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Maybe he would be re-energized.

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Maybe he would have the strength to fucking come up with some even more insane shit.

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It's possible.

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Trump is a crutch at this point, man.

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You need to reboot for season 12.

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Now in season 12, he calls in Ole Damogard.

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See, there you go.

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Now we're back in action.

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Gets even closer to Project Camelot.

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What the, like, what's, what's Bunka Bunka up to, huh?

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Berlusconi.

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Berlusconi.

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Get Berlusconi on the show.

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Get Berlusconi.

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Yeah, fucking, the sky is the limit when you're off the Trump train.

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Or just, like, own it.

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You know, like, whenever, whenever your car is slipping on ice, you, uh, you're, you're

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not supposed to turn against it.

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No.

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You're supposed to lean into the accident, basically.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Why not just be like, we love Russia?

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Why not?

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Yeah.

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That's not illegal.

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Yeah.

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Why not?

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Fuck it.

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Like, uh, Alexander Dugan takes over for Roger Stone.

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Perfect.

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Why not?

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Perfect.

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Why not just become a Russian outlet?

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I'd love it.

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Why not become American RT?

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It's, like, I know that you're already halfway there anyway.

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Right.

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But there's no reason, or American Sputnik, like, there's no, there's no reason why he

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can't do that.

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He's halfway there already.

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No, that's what I'm saying.

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That's what I'm saying right now.

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The moment that you have created a breakpoint where your audience is actually willing to

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go along with you, like this Syria thing.

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If you're an info warrior, chances are you are violently pro-Trump, but at the same time

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anti- going into the Middle East and fucking shit up again.

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Most people are.

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So now you've got the chance to really become this, this new thing.

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This beautiful new thing.

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Well, he has the chance to get back the credibility.

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Actually, I think I'm just more, I'm just more like, wouldn't it be fun if our show

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got to turn into something new as well?

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Like, I would like to follow along down these random ass narratives with him instead of

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staying on this fucking Trump shit.

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Yeah, it would be nice.

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Yeah.

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And we hope for that, but I don't have much faith.

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No, me neither.

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But it would be interesting because he could recapture that.

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He's a pussy for life.

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He could recapture that, like, false credibility that he had back when he was against George

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H, or George W. Bush.

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Oh, yeah.

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He could, he could do that, but I don't think he's going to.

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No.

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But this episode-

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God, it's going to be so heartbreaking.

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It's going to be like when Trump broke his heart.

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Here are two clips of Alex saying some bad shit about Trump.

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Okay.

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Well, I mean, you know, like Trump said, Hillary and Obama created ISIS.

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Well, but Trump, it's Barack Trump.

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Trump uses it like a prophylactic.

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He just shoves ISIS up his big, dirty asshole.

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I apologize to you.

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He shoves ISIS up his big, dirty asshole.

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Yeah.

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I apologize to the TV stations.

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All right.

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I would like 100 more of those, please, Dan.

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Please give me 100 more of those clips.

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Here's the next one.

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Here's the news, Trump.

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I'm not dog crap on shoes, brother.

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You are crap on my shoes.

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You son of a bitch.

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You will frickin' get it.

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Keep getting ready.

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And all madness and all those little chicken crap, pieces of filth, all can go to hell.

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You join radical Islam?

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F you to hell, you sons of bitches.

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I swear to God, I'll get your ass.

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Ooh.

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Man.

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This is, that, that clip makes the inevitable today, hey, I'm sorry, sound way worse.

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Yeah.

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That's pathetic.

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And that's some of the reason why I think, like, a lot of this might get buried.

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He might try and bury some of this.

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And we already saw that in the, like, Twitter clip of, like, delete these, delete these

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feeds.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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There might be a chance that he tries to.

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So, yeah, Celine was mewing in the background there a little bit.

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When I was recording this, I don't know why, I thought I'd muted the mics, but the mics

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were on.

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And so you hear, like, a mic, a mouse click every now and again.

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And that last clip, Celine was making her, she wasn't thrilled with this either.

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But she had much higher hopes for Alex.

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Absolutely.

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I've talked to her about it.

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Yeah.

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So Alex is cursing.

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He's like, boy, this is, you know, he's like, fuck you, I'm gonna get your ass.

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He is shoving ISIS up his dirty asshole.

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Dirty asshole.

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Ugh.

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His dirty asshole.

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Ugh.

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He needs a prophylactic because he's shoving ISIS up his dirty asshole.

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Because of his dirty asshole.

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Not because of ISIS.

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Right.

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ISIS is wearing a condom in this circumstance.

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That's so creative in terms of, like, a mean thing to say.

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But he's...

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Yeah, this is the first time I've heard Alex swear in a, in a positive way.

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He's swearing a bunch and he realizes that, uh, like, hey, we're, we're on stations of

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AFCC controls.

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And so here is where Owen Troyer says the only reasonable thing on this entire broadcast.

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Maybe you should shut it down, we're out of delay.

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I see that.

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I see that.

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And we're on TV.

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Okay.

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Owen Troyer is like, you've been swearing so much, we're out of delay.

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We don't, we can't delay the show anymore to bleep you swearing, maybe we should get

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off air.

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Owen Troyer is legitimately, that's his polite way of saying, like, you're drunk, we should

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stop this.

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Yeah.

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They do another 40 minutes.

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Of course they do!

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Maybe, maybe like half an hour.

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Uh, but Alex tries to stop swearing, uh, and in, in service of stopping swearing, boy,

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this is a weird clip.

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I don't really even know how to, I don't even know how to set this up.

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So I won't.

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Let's do it.

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Well, they're so pissed they had Russia, they get gang raped so hard for 85 years.

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They are so pissed that Russia isn't their great doll.

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The left wanted, today, it's a pleasure they had, they would go on honeymoon's, their vacations,

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they'd go to torture dungeons and take an old Russian and kick him in the head, you

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know, that's what left is.

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I'm serious, the left would go vacation there, the KGB centers, to torture people.

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Is that what Bernie did on his honeymoon?

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I don't know about Bernie, dude, I'm not kidding, it's your books.

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Bill Clinton, they went there, cause that's where you could kill a Christian.

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That's these people, man, you want a war, bitch?

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You freaking got one, that's what I'm telling you, leftist, I'm gonna get your ass one way

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or another, and that's why they don't like us, cause they know I'm gonna, freaking, I'm

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gonna get your ass.

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And they think I'm a weirdo that I actually care about people, no, I'm not a devil worshipping

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big ass pile of crap, I will get your ass.

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He says that a lot, I'm gonna get your ass.

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He loves asses.

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He's an ass man.

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He's a big ass man.

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He loves to kick em, he loves to stick em.

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Don't.

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I can't remember the rest of the lyrics to Billy Gunn's theme song, Mr. Ass, from the

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WWE.

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Um, I'm an ass man, I'm an ass man.

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That's a great song.

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Maybe that'll be in the next show's pre-show.

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You dipped into some Queen right there.

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So many asses, I'm an ass man.

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So many asses, so little time.

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That's one of the lyrics.

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That song was great.

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In terms of pro wrestling intro songs, I think Mr. Ass, like, that's way up there.

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There we go.

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And that is up with, like, you know, you hear the glass break and you know Stone Cold's

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coming.

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Right, right, right, right.

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Or something like that.

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I'm an ass man.

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Tops.

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Tops of the charts.

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Oh, God.

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Um, so, apparently people go to Russia because you can murder a Christian.

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You can kill a Christian there.

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Yeah.

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It's one of the only countries you can go to on a vacation and have a murder vacation.

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What are the other ones?

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I don't know.

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I don't, I don't necessarily believe.

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Probably Belize.

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I don't necessarily believe.

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They let you do anything there.

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I don't necessarily believe that this is why the globalists are pissed off about the situation,

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the geopolitical situation.

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Because they can't murder Christians in Russia anymore?

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I can't go to my Christian killing dungeon.

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God damn it.

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The KGB won't even allow me to kill a Christian anymore.

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Realistically.

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Yes.

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I would posit that if you are rich enough that you can go on a murder vacation in Russia.

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Pretty much anywhere.

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You can do it here.

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I assume you would be able to do very similar things and you'd be above the law.

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Oh yeah.

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I don't know.

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That's just my take on it.

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Anyway.

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Uh, we're coming towards the end of this.

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Okay.

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Uh, this hot pile of garbage of Alex.

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First off, this is a delight.

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Well, I'm loving this.

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I think that what you see, if you watch the entire thing, which I'm not entirely sure

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anyone should, because it's three hours long and most of it's really boring and then just

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repeating the Syrian gassing was a false flag.

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All that shit.

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Um, but if you do watch it, what you see is like Alex pissed off as shit at the beginning

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of it and then waffling in the middle.

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And I was dead certain in the middle of it as I was watching, it was like, Oh, he's going

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to end this with a, uh, like, ah, we got to give Trump some time or something like that.

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Uh, but here's what he says.

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That's what I'm saying.

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And Trump too, you want to start wars with Russia when they fought ISIS, what we should

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be doing.

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And they're standing up against that.

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That's where we should be.

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Thank God Russia got loose in the globals.

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So that's where he's at.

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Fuck Trump.

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Fuck Trump.

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Thank God for the Russians.

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Thank God for Russia.

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Thank God for the Russians.

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And so, I mean, that kind of sums up his mentality and he probably would like people to not know

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that.

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I would assume.

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That's really direct.

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Uh, there's, that is really pro Russian propaganda right there.

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He already said earlier in the episode, I wish our government was more like Russia's

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government.

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I know, but damn.

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Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

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So in this next clip, uh, we have one more clip.

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This is the last clip.

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Uh, I did not record the last part of the episode as it goes out because it's just him

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and Owen Schroyer trying to do a bit where they're like, Hey, maybe they'll like us if

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we say everyone killed Russians.

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Like that sort of thing.

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They're trying to do, they're trying to do a sketch and it's terrible and it goes on

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way too fucking long.

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But it's in Infowars tradition.

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But it's more important that before that, uh, we get this clip and it's Alex conceding

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defeat and he's being facetious in some ways.

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But keep your ears open for the hiccuping because he is drunk as fuck.

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Comedy central lens, the left is when F America's recovery.

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Let's speak up.

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Let's be globalist.

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Let's just go to war with Russia.

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Let's just blow the planet up.

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That's that's you prove you're not with Russia.

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Owen.

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Do that.

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Your gun to America's head.

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Just pull that trigger.

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No, we should all just apologize for being Americans by just dying, just giving it all.

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That's true.

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Let's just, you know, Russia should do some new United States because they're the bad

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guy.

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Probably.

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Probably.

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And then we'll prove towards Cleppers that we're good people and we won't cheer it on.

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So that'll prove it right.

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If we did, if we disavow the Russian strike against the U.S. will we still be called Russian

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agents?

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If we dump cyanide and all the water supplies because everyone's a Russian.

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No, you know what, Alex?

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I think you're right.

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Actually, we should congratulate the left.

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To me, how you can get to this is the left's fault.

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Just because they're there.

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They just hate them.

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Is there is there because you have to project on like, these are my enemies.

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If I feel bad, they must have won.

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Meanwhile, every legitimate left voice that I am aware of is very against attacking Syria.

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This is nonsense.

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And they're not like, haha, Alex.

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You're stupid.

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Haha, look at you.

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Look at you.

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Look what Trump did.

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It's more like, you fucking asshole.

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How did you not get this earlier?

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It takes this for you to wake up, you stupid prick.

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It's more that.

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I mean, in a certain way, I find the Democratic establishment's, this is illegal bullshit

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to be posturing bullshit in hypocrisy because they let Obama do whatever the fuck he wanted

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and they let fucking Bush do whatever the fuck he wanted.

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It's a whole mess that they have actively aided and abetted the expansion of the executive

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branch's war powers the entire fucking time.

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So in a certain way, the left doesn't escape blame for this bullshit.

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No, that's impotent.

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Their reaction to this is impotent as fuck.

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I'm not siding with that, but I am siding with truly liberal movements' voices that

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you see very clearly expressing themselves through press releases, through official Twitter

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accounts and stuff like that, making their voices clear.

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It's a good thing they're not allowed anywhere near power.

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Of course.

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Yeah, that'd be awful.

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Yeah, that'd be tough.

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If those people were allowed to go on TV.

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Brutal.

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What we end up with is, I mean, we can look at this and I guarantee, when I say guarantee,

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I hate to guarantee because who knows, but I strongly, strongly believe that Alex will

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walk this back within the next couple of days.

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Within the next hour.

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Yeah.

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I think once he gets his marching orders.

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What time is it on Saturday?

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It's four o'clock right now.

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All right.

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What time is it his time?

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Three.

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He's probably woken up.

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He's hungovers.

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Fuck.

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I give him two hours, some coffee, a few energy drinks and then he's going to be like, I wish

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I hadn't said it.

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I'm starting to suspect that most of his products are actually hangover cures because like the

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amount of like the level of drunkenness I see in him and then like he's on air the next

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day and he's not just like, and he's 40 something.

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Yeah, but he just Alka-Seltzer's.

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No.

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He Alka-Seltzer's hard.

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It doesn't work that well.

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Oh, he does.

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He takes five or six of them in the same glass of water.

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I think his products are hangover cures and that's the secret.

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See now.

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That's the secret of 2018.

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Is that we all start taking them so we can drink as hard as we want.

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I might have to start getting those products and see if they help with hangovers because

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I am as a 33 year old man.

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You're getting hit.

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You're getting hit with them now.

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So anyway, I think he's going to back off on this, but it's really fun to watch Alex

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have an embarrassing, crying, drunk, stupid meltdown on air.

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And it's definitely worth remembering.

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If this is a turning point, hooray, because this show will be a lot more interesting.

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It'll be bananas interesting.

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Because he won't just be, he'll turn into a secondary force as opposed to just a propaganda

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wing for Donald Trump.

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I don't know.

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We'll see what happens.

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But if you want to follow us, you can find all our business on knowledgefight.com.

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Absolutely.

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You could follow us on Twitter.

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It's at knowledge underscore fight.

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I feel bad.

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Did you have any final thoughts?

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I feel like I cut you off by doing that plug.

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I mean, my final thoughts on this are hooray.

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This is a wonderful last moment before we all die in nuclear fire.

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That's great.

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I don't think that's going to happen.

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I'm excited.

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I was, I was assuming that we were all going to die in the wars immediately following the

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devastation that climate change brings upon our water supply.

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Oh no, that'll happen.

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But this is, this is way, this is way sooner.

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I just want to get it out of the way.

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The world is ending and I'm going to die within the next 20 years, at least make it quick.

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I don't think that's going to happen at all.

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I think this was all fairly coordinated behind the scenes and Russia is not going to respond.

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No.

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They posture as well in the same way that we do and I think that everyone knows that

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none of us are ready for World War III or any kind of thermonuclear war.

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I don't think that's going to happen.

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That's just my take on it.

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I have no idea.

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Global warming is coming and it's going to fuck us.

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But be that as it may, we're on Twitter.

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Knowledge underscore fight.

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If you want to, if you want to join the Facebook group, go home and tell your mother we will

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be, we will.

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Yeah, I'm sorry.

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Even I can't remember the entire.

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Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant.

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You can do that.

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We're on Facebook normally.

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We're, the bracket will be, will be coming soon.

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We'll be finishing off the bracket.

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But boy, I'll tell you what.

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Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for sharing this beautiful, beautiful moment with

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I have enjoyed this immensely.

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Real tough to figure out who should tell, to be told to fuck themselves.

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Oh man.

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I mean, I'll be goddamned if it's not a, well, I mean, let's face it.

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The number one person who should go fuck himself right now.

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Donald Trump.

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Andy in Kansas.

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You're on the air.

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Thanks for holding.

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I love your work.

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I love you.