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Alex Jones (00:00:00.000)

Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. So Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm

Dan (00:00:05.000)

a huge fan. I love your work. Hey, welcome back to knowledge fight. I am Dan.

Jordan (00:00:10.000)

I'm Jordan.

Dan (00:00:11.000)

This is a podcast where he and I have watched way too much Infowars and Alex Jones and I sit down over a nice glass of wine with my friend Jordan.

Jordan (00:00:21.000)

Who giggles like a fucking maniac. Every time Alex Jones speaks he

Dan (00:00:25.000)

is not talking about you know, today. Well,

Jordan (00:00:29.000)

eventually I will be

Dan (00:00:32.000)

thinking about this. I know that in our early episodes, you speculated that we would find an understanding of Alex, you'd start to empathize with him. Yes, I've got to be honest. I'm starting to hate him. I used to be sort of amused or curious. Yeah, I think I hate

Jordan (00:00:49.000)

him. i Oh, oh, boy. I my feelings about him are so very complicated. Sure. There's there's a raw physical attraction.

Dan (00:00:58.000)

There's no doubt about it. It's Super Male Vitality.

Jordan (00:01:00.000)

Yeah, exactly. What Whoa, you got way too excited about what just happened.

Dan (00:01:05.000)

I don't have a clip of this. But Wars has a new product out. Oh, shit. It's called caveman.

Jordan (00:01:11.000)

No.

Dan (00:01:12.000)

Yeah, no, yeah. You know what it is?

Jordan (00:01:15.000)

I just hope it's a big slab of me.

Dan (00:01:18.000)

No better ground up bones

Jordan (00:01:25.000)

of an actual caveman. I don't know, they break into the Chicago Museum.

Dan (00:01:30.000)

I'll be honest, I wasn't fully listening to the commercial. But he was explaining how like animals will go after bones first because they want to get the marrow right and all the stuff around the

Jordan (00:01:40.000)

thumb. I'm on board so far. So they take the hammer, drop,

Dan (00:01:44.000)

take bones, or they grind them up, and they put it in a pill and they sell it to you. What's I don't know. I think

Jordan (00:01:51.000)

that makes the least sense of anything I've ever heard. I think that's what the product is. That is that is legit. The best way for a serial killer to disseminate a body right absolutely can't catch a serial killer who's grinding up people into and I don't

Dan (00:02:09.000)

know if the FDA is gonna get involved.

Jordan (00:02:12.000)

I'm not sure but Well, I mean with the lacs protection laws for vitamins, sure they're good.

Dan (00:02:18.000)

But look that was just announced on Wednesdays show so this is breaking. This is this is huge. We'll learn more as time goes on. Jordan today the reason that we had to do we got to do this episode. I know we had an episode come out yesterday about John Rappaport. Mental health scare of the world and how our college campuses are bah bah, bah, bah, bah right Johnny wraps but it was important in the bushes felt like a Batman Yep. Lurking like lurking like a Batman lurking. But we had to get back together and record another episode because in the time between when we recorded the Rappaport episode and dropped. Mike Flynn, General Flynn That's right. Resigned finally stepped down. And we know one of the fastest in history which is just beautiful. Yeah. So fast.

Jordan (00:03:08.000)

We're living we're living in perfectly normal times. That's what's happening right there.

Dan (00:03:12.000)

Yeah. But we knew that Alex was gonna have a response to it. We knew that he was going to he loves General Flynn.

Jordan (00:03:19.000)

Yeah, I was gonna say General Flynn has been on board since the very beginning. So I'm assuming

Dan (00:03:23.000)

wars links. Like he's he like the two of them even. I'm certain that Alex has talked to him. I'm certain Yeah. have had conversations. I agree. And unlike

Jordan (00:03:34.000)

Where else is Flynn gonna get his fucking Super Male Vitality from or grind up bones? Yeah. He had well hold on Flynn has his own supply of ground up bonus need not need anybody else's ground up bones.

Dan (00:03:47.000)

But so it was like we're,

Jordan (00:03:51.000)

look he retired. Yes, quote, unquote, retired ignominy.

Dan (00:03:55.000)

He decided to go start a farm or something like that. And we'll look at his future career

Jordan (00:04:00.000)

all retired general goes Yeah, awesome. Yeah.

Dan (00:04:03.000)

The the I lost my train of thought, but we knew that Alex was going to be like losing it, right. Oh, this was my thought. Okay, last week. Alex, all he was talking about is like I got inside information, rights. Priebus, who he calls Ryan's prevous is going down. He's a snake in the grass previous and Butthead. He keeps saying that Priebus is the one who's leaking that like Trump is wandering around in his bathrobe, like that. He's trying to embarrass the president because he's a Paul Ryan acolyte, who is actually funded by George Soros.

Jordan (00:04:41.000)

Wow. Yep. That is some Complex, deep state shit, right.

Dan (00:04:45.000)

It's amazing. So for the whole last week, he's been like Priebus is going down. Priebus is going down. I'm gonna break it for you on Monday. Then on Mondays like today and tomorrow, we're gonna get into the leakers Tuesday, fuckin Flynn is out but yeah, pre It's still there. Yeah.

Jordan (00:05:01.000)

When he told me he had to have defended Flynn and been like, he will stay in the office, right? What do you mean? I mean before because that was happening all over the place where, you know, the day before Flynn resigned or people were being like, Nah, he's still gonna stay in there. This is this is completely unstable. It's all it's all fake news and yada yada.

Dan (00:05:25.000)

Yeah, I don't know. Because anything that's negative, Alex doesn't talk about, oh, he doesn't talk about it at all when there's inconvenient stuff. He just doesn't talk about like, he'll talk about the leaks and the inside sources that he has. Yeah, when there's a source that's probably telling him like two days three days ahead of time like Evelyn's probably out. He's not going to talk about that on the air. Really? So he's not going to talk about it at all. No, because it busts his narrative.

Jordan (00:05:48.000)

That's it well, but his narrative is now doesn't actually have

Dan (00:05:52.000)

sources Yeah, no kid we've established that most of this stuff comes from callers Yeah. And from people who direct message Paul Joseph Watson on Twitter, right as as evidence concrete examples of that.

Jordan (00:06:04.000)

I you know, I can still However, imagine late night phone calls from Trump, to Alex Jones. Just like, I thought I was gonna get more people support. Dude, I'm so sorry. Dude.

Dan (00:06:17.000)

I thought they liked me, Alex. Alex, why don't

Jordan (00:06:19.000)

they like me anymore?

Dan (00:06:21.000)

Hey, I don't know but I got some ground up bone pills. If you want to take them make you feel great.

Jordan (00:06:26.000)

I don't need your ground up bone pills. You know I have my own. You don't know

Dan (00:06:30.000)

what you got until you don't have you know what I'm getting at. Anyway,

Jordan (00:06:34.000)

you don't have bones.

Dan (00:06:35.000)

I tuned in on Tuesday right find out what the skinny was? Yes. And let me tell you what I found the plenty what Okay, now Alex Jones went on air before his broadcast because he needed to make an emergency fuckin signal Bat Signal flying what he put out in emergency broadcast for his for our show. Okay, he put out a 40 minute clip.

Jordan (00:07:06.000)

But where did it air did it air on

Dan (00:07:08.000)

infowars.com? My friend no way and on their YouTube channel. And it's what we're mostly going to be dealing with? Is this

Jordan (00:07:18.000)

before emergency broadcast, and

Dan (00:07:21.000)

here's why I'm gonna Is it a drill? It is not. It's not a drill. Not Jade Hill.

Jordan (00:07:25.000)

This is an emergency broadcast. Yeah.

Dan (00:07:27.000)

The reason that we're gonna cover this more than the actual episode itself is because the actual episode is super repetitive. Right? And he's just hitting talking points over and over and over again. Yeah, and it's not that entertaining.

Jordan (00:07:41.000)

That's the but that's how you fight a scandal. There's you just just hammer this repetitive with your

Dan (00:07:47.000)

heels in the mud. Yeah, exactly. In this in,

Jordan (00:07:51.000)

put your put your head underground and just go Oh, la la la la la la la la.

Dan (00:07:55.000)

Yeah. Yeah. So he does that on his show for Tuesday and really Wednesday. Okay. There has not been a whole lot of substance. But in this clip, there's emergency broadcast that just went out to the faithfuls on his on his own network. Yeah. As opposed to being broadcast on all the radio stations in bumfuck. Virginia, right or whatever. Then here, he gets weird.

Jordan (00:08:20.000)

Oh, no. So this is pure concentrated Alex Jones bullshit.

Dan (00:08:24.000)

It is worth it. Okay. So that's what we're going to be talking excellence. Here's his first clip. This is how he decides to open the broadcast and get to the central thing we should all be afraid about.

Alex Jones (00:08:34.000)

It's Tuesday, February 14 2017. And I'm about to go live without syndicated radio slash TV broadcasts in about an hour and eight minutes. Stewart weaned info wars.com forward slash show. But I had to come in early. To break down.

Dan (00:08:57.000)

I want to say really quick, too. I didn't lengthen any of these pauses. I didn't use natural rhythms how he wants to get this emergency message right

Jordan (00:09:08.000)

as as slowly as possible. Yeah. The clip has started again, by the way.

Alex Jones (00:09:17.000)

Some absolute Oh, that Oh, information. The reason this is so important is that I have studied the deep state for 30 years. Been politically active for 25 years, you know, but on Arabic 21 years, I've really studied the deep set date. I've written books on and made films a lot. If you go back and read those books and watch those films made 1516 1718 20 years ago, it's like prescient, it all came true. Well, I wasn't pressing the globalist laid out their plan. They have the Grammys and the enemies and like TV shows that are for the general public. That is dumbed down disinformation, but the cream certain publications like foreign affairs put out by the Washington Post. And basically a mirror of the Council on Foreign Relations, foreign affairs, quarterly publication or BI monthly publication. They actually tell you what they're doing. And in two different articles in foreign affairs that came out yesterday, they basically said the establishment is just looking at killing Trump. Now, this isn't some Hollywood producer saying it. This is some singer or Hollywood person saying it No. This is

Jordan (00:10:42.000)

Jesus, our Lord and the establishment. Oh, damn, it

Alex Jones (00:10:48.000)

is a total threat to Trump roll over to your dead.

Dan (00:10:51.000)

So here is where we finally understand one of the things that's been plaguing us for a really long time. What the fuck is he talking about when he talks about white papers? Yes,

Jordan (00:11:02.000)

that is exactly what I assumed it was like you assumed everyone knew. I assumed everybody knew. Yeah. So I didn't want to be the one to ask because, like, I would just assume like newspapers, like what's part of it? What's red and black and the white papers? I think that's, I think that's that all

Dan (00:11:22.000)

the funny papers and you got the white. You got that? Yeah.

Jordan (00:11:24.000)

And in both of them, the globalists are speaking to us

Dan (00:11:28.000)

and do you ever read? Heathcliff? No, but I feel for the Illuminati Foxtrots Heathcliff lived in a fucking dumpster? Not enough. So he lived in a like a junkyard. Oh, he was a junkyard cat. Oh, that's an agenda 21 future right?

Jordan (00:11:45.000)

Well, and that's what Obama was trying to do is move us all and our cats into the junk. If you're trying

Dan (00:11:51.000)

to make my cat saline eat cat bones. I'm gonna grind them up first. So the papers are part of it. And I'm not saying that whenever he says white papers, what he's talking about is this. But one of the things he is referring to is he says Foreign Affairs, the journal he's actually talking about is called foreign policy. Right. And it's about foreign

Jordan (00:12:14.000)

policy. I know that one. Yeah, I know that one exists. The other one that he mentioned foreign affairs by the Washington Post. Yeah. Wait, oh, that was

Dan (00:12:21.000)

by the Washington, man. No, he's not that he corrects himself later. He's talking about foreign policy and all that is, is a little bit of a denser news site. Yeah, it's not. I but it's where I observe on Foreign Relations puts out what they're gonna do. Like, it's where they get their dirt out.

Jordan (00:12:41.000)

But did they say they were gonna kill Trump?

Dan (00:12:43.000)

Nope. But we're gonna get to it.

Jordan (00:12:46.000)

How do you get to say, how do you get to say that? Like, they, they, they put it out in public, they just do it. We're good. They're there. And they're, and what they're saying is they're gonna kill Trump. Well,

Dan (00:12:59.000)

here, here's where where is he

Jordan (00:13:00.000)

being literal or figurative?

Dan (00:13:02.000)

I think he's being literal. I think he's being literal. Here are the two conclusions that I've had to come to. And you know, how is saying I hate him at the beginning of the show. Yes, I have to temper that with again, a little bit of pity deep seated.

Jordan (00:13:14.000)

Pity Manimal love. Okay, all right, because

Dan (00:13:20.000)

I think that he, he lacks the ability to comprehend what he's reading sometimes.

Jordan (00:13:26.000)

Oh, because oh, boy, that gets us again. That gets us back to the stupid evil. He's continuing.

Dan (00:13:34.000)

He's either completely lying about the sources he's citing, right doesn't understand what they're saying. Or there's a third possibility that I think is more likely. Okay. He might have a slight paranoid schizophrenia.

Jordan (00:13:49.000)

Ooo.

Dan (00:13:52.000)

Diagnose somebody. That's a really good question. Throughout the course of this episode, we're going to start to see him reading a ton of things into stuff that just literally isn't there. Holy shit. So the foreign policy article that he's citing, first of all, doesn't say in any way suggest that people should kill Trump

Jordan (00:14:11.000)

know that I that's probably a prosecutable offense. Right. Yeah. It I would say putting it in a major publication that you want to kill Trump.

Dan (00:14:21.000)

It also doesn't say any of the things that he later says it says, but also the idea that there is a magazine called foreign policy that for 20 years, or however long it's been out in existence. Yeah, it's been putting the Illuminati his playbook out there into the public. And for 20 years Alex

Jordan (00:14:41.000)

Jones has been on the air yelling 30 years 20 years on the air. He's been 20 years on the but he's been on to it for 30 years. Yeah. How old is he?

Dan (00:14:51.000)

He's like 42 or 40. So

Jordan (00:14:53.000)

yeah, so since since the mid let's just call it the moment he except hippie, he was so afraid of pubic hair. He immediately went directly to foreign policy.com.

Dan (00:15:07.000)

Well, if you if you listen to him tell stories about his childhood. I think his dad might have had some of that paranoia and him to

Jordan (00:15:13.000)

really? Yeah. Oh, no, I don't know. Because Because even if we go back to our y2k episode, yeah, he was super paranoid that was full on lunacy. Right? I was, you have to you have to have had like you would have had a psychotic break? I think he is. Right now. I think we're finally watching the full on break from reality.

Dan (00:15:36.000)

I think as more reality starts to seep in and more people like Flynn end up getting indicted because Flynn very well might be going to prison he should he should. There's strong indications he's straight up lied to the FBI.

Jordan (00:15:51.000)

Now there's there's indications they're not strong indications, their actual, factual we

Dan (00:15:57.000)

can say that from information that we have heard from sources we've decided to trust in the media.

Jordan (00:16:04.000)

You know what, that's a really good point. Because a lot of information the a lot of a lot of the information that we are relying on is released by the intelligence community, globalist and they are and have never been trustworthy.

Dan (00:16:18.000)

You have to take things with a grain of salt. Yeah. It doesn't look good.

Jordan (00:16:22.000)

The Ades it does have that ring of because Trump and Flynn talk shit about the intelligence community that

Dan (00:16:28.000)

they're like, Okay, goes back to the code of the street talk shit get hit.

Jordan (00:16:31.000)

Yeah, and then that, but that also makes you think about all of the shit that Barack did. That seems so out of character for what he really like believed like what you would what you would imagine he did, maybe, you know, he seems like a guy with compassion and who you know, wouldn't want to go crazy town on whistleblowers and Yemen, you know, all of those things. So you start to see all of this shit come out and how quickly these guys are being destroyed. And you're like, wonder what they had on Barak. Hmm, because I bet they had something.

Dan (00:17:04.000)

Yeah, but he his Frank Marshall Davis was his dad. That's true. Mom was a CIA pornographers. True. He was made in a test tube Altrusa gay gentleman and a crack addict who as a transgendered wife, right? These are all theories what Alex has pitched?

Jordan (00:17:19.000)

What if he just really was a secret Muslim?

Dan (00:17:23.000)

That's it. That's it. Remember how pissed off people were when he smoked weed? Yeah.

Jordan (00:17:28.000)

But God though, remember, remember when we were mad at smoking? Remember when we were mad at smoking instead of like treason anyway,

Dan (00:17:37.000)

Were those the days speaking of that, like treason, somehow we became

Jordan (00:17:40.000)

Archie Bunker here, just in the occupied Illinois bunker

Dan (00:17:46.000)

drinking boons

Jordan (00:17:49.000)

because we don't deserve nice things.

Dan (00:17:50.000)

So so this next clip, he gets into the situation with Flynn and his interpretation of it, and when he's done, we can see if we agree. All right, now I'm

Alex Jones (00:17:59.000)

gonna get into General Flynn. But of course, ladies and gentlemen, his resignation is only going to put blood in the water. Now, true CNN Flynn's resignation doesn't in controversy surrounding White House, General Flynn led the movement with other military leaders to say no to backing al Qaeda, and then ISIS and Al Jazeera in Syria in the killing of hundreds of 1000s of people. It was a great moral moment for our military and our intelligence agencies, they finally hit bottom and decided to not follow criminal orders that they've been following for decades follow. A real come to Jesus moment. And so Trump knows about all this brought and Flynn, they've released the communique is that Flynn's supposedly made which we're not secret? He's the national security adviser in waiting of the elected president. At that time, December 15. Who was the president elect, setting up down the Presidential leaders working around the clock for the new agenda against the little they've released the CIA State Department, you know, transcripts of what was said the Russian ambassador who he's supposed to talk to, that's what the President's National Security Adviser does not the sanctions with you but you know, the President wants to open things up and wants to have a clean slate. So that's he repeated what Trump had said at press conferences and tweets, he said the President's policy, the president can meet with the Russians. The President can sign treaties. Then we see him Congress ratifies the president, we elected him he's not a goddamn Russian spy when he talks to the Russians.

Jordan (00:19:31.000)

That sounds like exactly what a Russian spy

Dan (00:19:33.000)

would say. But he's also conflating with the truth like well, you can't You're not president until you're president and you're so that's that still so intermediaries citizens tell you're in office if they're sworn in to their position? Yeah, he's a private citizen talking to the Russian ambassador and Alex just straight up lied. Yeah, he did. Just straight up lie said that the communicators have been released. They haven't as of this recording, they absolutely haven't know, but from sources who have listened to them, they all say that he was very explicit talking about sanctions. One source even said, It is impossible that he wouldn't remember talking about it. The entire phone call was about oh man, this second fly is that someone was tapping Flynn's phone and spying on him. They were tapping the Russians phones.

Jordan (00:20:24.000)

No, I actually know they actually have always monitored those. That's that's the thing that came out that I think was under under reported to the Russians, but they're not when they're listening to us. They're listening to the American communication.

Dan (00:20:41.000)

So listen to this podcast. That would be interesting for some ratings.

Jordan (00:20:45.000)

We're big in the we're big at the CIA spy start listening. That's a download. That is a download. That's right. That's right. I'm sorry, I interrupted them. No, they are they are listening to American communicators as well. Right. You have to because

Dan (00:21:00.000)

because but that's not necessary. That doesn't necessarily have to be true that it was some sneaky spying on Flynn thing. No, very plausible that they were spying on these Russian?

Jordan (00:21:09.000)

Well, it was it's more plausible that they just collected all of those, like the stories that you read, are they they heard they they saw that Russia wasn't retaliating, which seems so out of character for them. And they were surprised they were surprised by that to the point where they were just like, oh, well, let's just go dig back through this length of time to see what may have been I was communicating with the Russian Exactly. And that's whenever they caught up on those tapes on those communicates. Now, the interesting thing about I

Dan (00:21:41.000)

don't think that's the case. You don't think so? I think they were listening in real time. No, that's my that's how I imagined it. Now

Jordan (00:21:48.000)

they were not listening and reel to reel your your Yeah, I was gonna say you're you're talking about a Cold War spy movie, right? They're

Dan (00:21:55.000)

like FBI agents, and they're like, keep them on the phone.

Jordan (00:21:59.000)

We need to have them on the phone for 60 seconds. Otherwise, we won't get a trace. Because location.

Dan (00:22:03.000)

Exactly. That's kind of where, Okay, you're right. I my fantasy is more fun.

Jordan (00:22:09.000)

It is more fun. It's way more probably. And I wish we still lived in that world. Ya know, what was the Logan Act? They were like, the more you read about it, the more that like, Oh, this is obscure, and nobody has been prosecuted

Dan (00:22:22.000)

on it. It was one guy right? Yeah. 1790 something.

Jordan (00:22:25.000)

I'm gonna assume it was Logan. Yeah. The new movie coming out.

Dan (00:22:31.000)

We got to prosecute that boy put it to bed. But

Jordan (00:22:33.000)

But I can't I can't believe that it's never happened in that length of time. Sure. It has to have there has to have been those civilians that have gone outside of the government and negotiated some shit. Almost certainly, I don't think anybody could have imagined it would be this. utterly and completely blatant. It's pretty, like all of the laws they're breaking are ones that people don't even think about, because it seems so stupid to break those laws the way that they're doing it and brazenly

Dan (00:23:05.000)

brazenly and the fact that the phone calls line up with when Trump was like very smart of Vladimir Putin. Italia. Yeah,

Jordan (00:23:13.000)

there's no way there's no way Trump doesn't know about this incredible. Anybody who anybody who insinuates that Trump doesn't know about it is fucking dumb at this point.

Dan (00:23:23.000)

But I do agree with Alex on one point that is him resigning is going to just put more blood in the water. Absolutely. And if I were Trump, I might have not allowed him to resign. Ooh, man. That's

Jordan (00:23:34.000)

a really good. That's a really good question. It's kind

Dan (00:23:36.000)

of showing us a little bit and showing that you're vulnerable. Oh, he's a well, but he is vulnerable. But he doesn't want to give that perception. And he he's not playing a good game. cards here.

Jordan (00:23:48.000)

Oh, shocker. Somebody who's never had to play this game of cards is bad. There's a lot

Dan (00:23:53.000)

of hell's going around. Oh, yeah. And someone spying on his? No,

Jordan (00:23:57.000)

it seems like it seems like they are just they're just waiting, like the Republican Congress is just trying to get through as much bullshit as they can show that a shorter period of time as possible. You know, it's

Dan (00:24:08.000)

a fire sale.

Jordan (00:24:09.000)

Exactly. So they're, I mean, we could

Dan (00:24:12.000)

because I mean, how can we not make it's not not going to happen? How can he not he has to be impeached. And that's just based on what's true. Now. Imagine what will happen within the next month. It's been a month

Jordan (00:24:24.000)

now and and it is another thing where I do I do absolutely believe that James Comey should be arrested and prosecuted for what he's done.

Dan (00:24:33.000)

I've heard some interesting theories about him that I can't fully get into just because I don't I couldn't articulate them well, but I've read some interesting write ups that suggest that he might be not as bad to dude is it appears interest I'm not sure about this. And I don't want to vouch for that because all right surface it looks bad. It seems

Jordan (00:24:53.000)

like he basically ruined America almost by himself. Right. But

Dan (00:24:58.000)

did you have some theories that I've read it again. This is unsubstantiated, pretty compelling arguments.

Jordan (00:25:04.000)

The North Carolina 18 year old Russian hacker one. That's it. That's the one. Yeah. I strongly recommend you guys look up the North Carolina Russian hacker who basically like their their theory. The theory is he catfished Anthony Weiner. Yeah, as a as a 16 year old girl. Yeah, that was then the excuse that the FBI needed, because it was a crime to look into his laptop. And that's whenever somebody planted Hillary's emails in there. Well, they had already planted them there. Okay, but But yeah, that was that was the thing. Yeah. Which is, it seems like the most successful Rube Goldberg spy machine there's ever been. Why

Dan (00:25:47.000)

if you're using aacomas Razor, it's not the it's not super, like, it's not the most believable thing. But there's some pieces of it that kind of, you know, they make you think a little

Jordan (00:25:58.000)

well, there's that famous quote from that one guy. Yes. You know, you're raising your hand I call on Dan freezin. Lest

Dan (00:26:03.000)

I end up sounding like Alex himself espousing crazy nonsense. Okay, let me say this. These are interesting ideas, but I don't know if they're true. Well, that's

Jordan (00:26:13.000)

what I'm saying. There's that old quote where it's like, I won't blame conspiracy. Whenever ignorance and incompetence are your options. Yeah.

Dan (00:26:23.000)

Speaking of ignorance. Oh boy. Alex wants to tell you, Jordan, me. You want to tell us specifically naming

Jordan (00:26:30.000)

Yep. Does Jordan Holmes from knowledge fight the podcast? Who are tools of the globalist I would be

Dan (00:26:37.000)

so mad if you got a shout out?

Jordan (00:26:41.000)

Well, clearly, because I'm the least dangerous between the two

Dan (00:26:44.000)

of us every single time he Alex Jones on his show says, I tell you what the problem is. I'm so convinced.

Jordan (00:26:53.000)

So you're basically as much a narcissist as Trump is at this point. It's just getting close, getting close and

Dan (00:26:59.000)

the little flickers. So many clips, we got to get to these you about what's really going on in the world. Let's do

Alex Jones (00:27:06.000)

this. So let me explain what's really going on here. The Machiavellian the globalist think that if you don't think evil and backstabbing and twisted and all about global domination, you're weak minded? No, we can think Machiavelli, we know it's not good for humanity. And humanity has already in so much trouble and already has so many crises that we really need to try to work with people. And watch them very, very closely. Trust but verify and have an open hand and say let's have real data on let's build an infrastructure. Let's build a space program. Let's build advanced technologies. Let's develop life extension, which they've already got. Let's deploy that. Let's watch the space colonies. Let's do it all.

Jordan (00:27:47.000)

Let's launch the space colonies.

Alex Jones (00:27:49.000)

That's not a wimpy you know, surely worldview. Oh, you're silly. Everybody's evil. That won't work. Bullshit.

Jordan (00:27:57.000)

Whoa, he usually doesn't like to use profanity.

Dan (00:28:00.000)

He's said to swears already. Yeah. And he's not a goddamn Russian spy. Yeah, this is very out of character versus really out of character. But again, it's because it's not these stations. Yeah, but he's really getting he's really getting hammer him. You can see it in his face. He is pissed off. Now granted, there's still a little bit of acting going on or what have you. Right. What's fun about that

Jordan (00:28:21.000)

clip? This sounds way more genuine than like that bullshit. He just dropped had a lot of heart

Dan (00:28:26.000)

behind it. It's almost like he couldn't stop it from coming. Yeah. So I think that again, this is why we're talking about this clip as opposed to the regular show. Yeah, it really feels like he means more of the stuff. He's here. This is this sounds very real. So now we're gonna get back to that foreign policy article. Again, he calls it foreign affairs, and he will straighten that out, I promise. Okay, but he wants to talk about that. But he gets kind of sidetracked because he doesn't really know the details about that article.

Alex Jones (00:28:55.000)

But here's the key. Paul Watson links to the PGA Foreign Affairs particular article I'm talking about there's another one, the criminal is trying to worry about Trump. I'm going to read these articles in entirety on air today it's like almost get distracted by my guest does he have great guests to come up with I may just clean the slate of guests today because I need to read all this because this is from

Dan (00:29:15.000)

he does not read

Alex Jones (00:29:18.000)

the mouth of Lucifer they say their foreign affairs which again is only for globalist you know that they put it out only the establishment reads it because they think you're too dumb to go read it. And they're like, Oh, we're battling the war on truth. Get your truth here. But now.

Dan (00:29:38.000)

So we always come back to this. Whatever he says someone else is doing is what he's doing. Yes, I've come to realize that this idea that he has about the globalist putting all this stuff out and they know that you're too dumb to go read it. That's him talking about his listeners, reading the sources he talks about. Ooh, he's projecting his own feeling of his audience being dumb. I mean, it has to be the articles that he cites contradicts what he's saying. Yeah, consistently. So

Jordan (00:30:07.000)

he's, ooh, that's a really good. That's a really good point. There's almost anything it's conscious or unconscious. I don't think it's a complete unconscious like that. Like somehow the truth is trying to get out in some way

Dan (00:30:19.000)

this goes back to I think that the truth about him is one part lie. One part maybe a little bit bigger part paranoia, right. And then a huge part lack of brightsky Well, lack of reading comprehension. Okay, maybe the the, you know, Texas public schools didn't do him a great service. See, now

Jordan (00:30:39.000)

I want to I want to know more about his personal life to see if there are like, full on paranoid schizophrenic things going on, because that seems really scary to think about.

Dan (00:30:49.000)

I tried to write I've tried to find biographies about him or anything about his life and to private. There's really not a ton about his early life, but you can find some sources. And actually, there's an episode of a dollop about Jade Helm. Oh, yeah. Where they talk about his early life a little bit. They dug up some sources, okay. And one of the things they talk about is how when he was in high school, he was convinced that people selling drugs to the kids were working. They were like, entrapping kids that worked for the school.

Jordan (00:31:20.000)

So you really then yeah, when he said 30 years, he really does mean that. Yeah, he's been that guy for like, 30 years. He had

Dan (00:31:26.000)

those. Well, if you but that's also based on his self reporting of himself when he was younger. True. So if you, right, if you believe him, he did have those paranoid sort of ideations when he was young. Yeah, who cares? Let's

Jordan (00:31:38.000)

just be foolish it. Yeah. No, I'm just kidding. Now you like the moment you brought that up? I'm kind of concerned. Yeah. Because that changes this show from laughing at a showman to laughing at a mentally ill person who needs help. Well, but

Dan (00:31:52.000)

the problem is,

Jordan (00:31:54.000)

he's a great showman.

Dan (00:31:55.000)

He's a great showman. And his entire premise is anti him getting help. That's true. And he's such a damaging awful part of our culture. That it we we must laugh it Yes, that's true. Even if he's mentally ill. We can't help.

Jordan (00:32:12.000)

Okay. Now, here is my theory based on what he just said for why the print industry is dying. It's only for globalists. Yeah, there can't be that many of them. No. Why would you publish so many papers? That's only for global Oh, man,

Dan (00:32:26.000)

we're gonna learn something else about globalists. It's really tragic at the end of this episode, too.

Jordan (00:32:31.000)

Okay. All right, let's get back into it as this clip,

Alex Jones (00:32:34.000)

they realize the lies don't work. And so I see this in history only when they're about to execute really horrible devastation. Starting huge wars, you name it, set the new coffin, DC anything. Talking about time to kill Trump. Obama has gotten a bunker. This is in the news, two miles from the White House and his recruiting with sorrows and army for a Bolshevik style revolution.

Dan (00:33:04.000)

That's not sure what it's not in

Jordan (00:33:05.000)

the news. What what news would have that on there without

Dan (00:33:09.000)

there's an article on Breitbart?

Jordan (00:33:11.000)

Oh, so that is in the news. By the very barest of definitions, that's in the

Dan (00:33:17.000)

news, a very sensational article on Breitbart that links to an article in The New York Post. And that's the only source on it, and I have pulled it up and read it. There's no real evidence that he's, you know, getting a militarized bunker

Jordan (00:33:32.000)

and recruiting an army. Well, in the article. He's recruiting an army in the article, constitutional scholar is recruiting an army in the article,

Dan (00:33:40.000)

the only relevant citations that are made about Obama at all are one hyperlinked clip, or I'm sorry, Link. That is about Obama saying he was heartened by anti Trump protests. And the sentence goes when former President Barack Obama said he was heartened by anti Trump protest. He was sending a message of approval to his troops, troops. Yes, Obama has an army of agitators numbering more than 30,000 who will fight his Republican successor at every turn of his historic presidency already showing a little bit of bias what there's no citation for this 30,000 Number. Shock Troops. Yeah, this is absurd. Propaganda.

Jordan (00:34:21.000)

Give me an idea of what one the hiring process would be

Dan (00:34:26.000)

like. Well, they put stuff on the back page. All right. Know what it is all about is that Obama is working with that organization Organizing for Action, which is you know, community organizing.

Jordan (00:34:36.000)

I like how, like how we're still on Obama is their big Boogeyman. Well, has to be he's he's fucking windsurfing in the middle of nowhere right now. They're like, Oh, he's orchestrating all of these Trump pro 30,000 agitator. Yeah, definitely not the millions and millions of people pissed off about how awful he's being right now. Yeah, Obama and third 1000 people Yeah.

Dan (00:35:01.000)

So that that that all of them named Hussein that claim that he's working with sorrows and they got this bunker and they got an army of Bolsheviks. That's crazy. It's that's full on crazy. The only way you can take that as truth is if you read the Breitbart article that has no sourcing, yeah, so like, Okay, go ahead and read that it's not it's not news. It's absolutely not verified. It's not sourced.

Jordan (00:35:25.000)

It is out there in the open, though it is you're just putting it out there in the open a blog, you're basically you're not smart enough to see that that's the only way globalist communicate with each other is on Breitbart News.

Dan (00:35:37.000)

This isn't even in foreign policy. Like it's it. That's right, it would have to be if that's one of the globalists, right interact Exactly. You know, it's gotta be like, Oh, hey, guys get excited Obama starting this bunker up.

Jordan (00:35:52.000)

J have a secret foreign policy newspaper that they send out only to each other.

Dan (00:35:59.000)

Anyway, this clip is mostly about the fear.

Alex Jones (00:36:02.000)

I woke up I've never here's what's happening right now. You can see it intellectually. You can also feel it there is a there was a coup over America under globalism by stealth, it was a counter coup with Trump. They're launching a counter counter coup right now. And there's, there's incredible things going on right now. This is an amazing time to be alive. Agreed. And I feel sorry for people that don't have the historical gravitas or understanding even know what they're dealing with, or what they're facing or what they're looking at.

Jordan (00:36:31.000)

I kind of do too.

Alex Jones (00:36:34.000)

But when they come out in these articles, and they say everything I've said, but from their perspective, it's frightening few things frighten me, but to have this much confirmation of my operation, which came from my analysis and to realize Trump synched up not because he's even listening to me, but because he's he gets it. He's smart. He gets it. You know, this before I was born? No, I know the inside baseball. No, you don't. There's a long fight.

Jordan (00:37:07.000)

It is. And I look

Alex Jones (00:37:10.000)

at all the shad dumbed down people that have been made slaves of this and they don't know how hard good people are fighting to try to give them freedom. It's just painful

Dan (00:37:19.000)

it. I think he's talking about us.

Jordan (00:37:21.000)

I think he is. It's almost

Alex Jones (00:37:23.000)

too much to actually handle. It's It's good to see these snakes, though, okay, we're not gonna lie anymore. Trump wants America in the world to be free. Trump wants America to take over the whole global system that we stole, and that America built when he wants this big, super powerful system. Wait, what? And he wants to actually empower humanity, and we're not going to let him and the Russians don't want that either. Because they want their own power. And like they're devilishly talking to the devil and the Russians going, Trump's gonna break all of it. He's gonna bring it all down, join us against Trump. This is some sick stuff, man. This is sick. This is sick. This is the devil talking. It's not even that there's a bunch of like forum last night

Dan (00:38:05.000)

that he's trying to say.

Jordan (00:38:07.000)

The article is saying so now he's saying that the Russians are gearing up with the anti Trump people.

Dan (00:38:13.000)

No, he's saying that the globalists through this foreign policy article are trying to say to the Russians Hey, guys, come on. Come join us. Oh, join our side against Trump. Yeah. Which is where we get in and that's where the counter counter coup is happening. Yes. Because the original counter coup was when the Russians were on his side.

Jordan (00:38:30.000)

No, no, no, but the no no first clue was your so how many coos are we going through? I'm sorry, this rushing this Russian nesting doll of kudos.

Dan (00:38:40.000)

Chai calmness,

Jordan (00:38:41.000)

the good point Good point, my bad, my bad nesting doll of coos. And I'd be C O Z. If you know what I'm gonna

Dan (00:38:50.000)

get a beer cooler. Chai calm. Cool. Well, we're

Jordan (00:38:54.000)

gonna get a counter counter counter beer koozie

Dan (00:38:56.000)

I've got so many great products. Come see them at our knowledge fight store. So no, the coup, the original coup was a soft coup. That was done by Hillary Clinton and George Soros and Bill, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama to get them

Jordan (00:39:14.000)

to get her the presidency. Yes. Okay. And then a

Dan (00:39:18.000)

lot America with Jihad ease and what have you and sell us out to the chai calm? Of course, that was the original coup. Okay. And then behind the scenes, there was another soft coup that was done by people who were fed up in the intelligence community's working with Russia. Okay, we don't want to talk about that part about it. But our Alex doesn't let it slip sometimes. The Russians were kind of working on it. So they these great patriots within the intelligence community were the ones who leaked all those emails to WikiLeaks and what have you, and and that was the counter coup.

Jordan (00:39:49.000)

That's the counter original counter.

Dan (00:39:51.000)

Now this is the narrative that's spouted by like Roger Stone and Steve magenic. Whenever they come on the show. Yeah, they pitch the counter. coup narrative. Yes. Then the counter counter coup, I suppose, a man the globalists fight back, I don't know, this kind of a counter counter counter counter coup.

Jordan (00:40:11.000)

I mean, obviously, that's what's coming next. There has to be, oh, man, It's turtles all the way down. That's what it is. If there's a

Dan (00:40:20.000)

coup, if there's a coup, which I did I reject that argument.

Jordan (00:40:24.000)

Doesn't there have to be like,

Dan (00:40:26.000)

I reject even the first coup as an argument. If there's a coup, and you're saying that there's a counter coup,

Jordan (00:40:33.000)

I've never heard the word coup before this many times in a row. But

Dan (00:40:36.000)

if there's a counter coup, and you're arguing that you can't then be surprised when there's a counter counter.

Jordan (00:40:43.000)

That's just just that's just a battle

Dan (00:40:45.000)

that's just responded. So yeah, there hasn't

Jordan (00:40:49.000)

been one coup yet. No, we're just on the we're on the road to coup like, like a buddy picture. Bing Crosby. Great.

Dan (00:41:02.000)

So yeah, that, you know, Alex, first of all takes a lot to get him scared. He's scared, right? Because he's reading way more devilish things into this article that and I want to say very clearly, I've read this article four or five times now. Yeah, I've read it over. And there, you know, there's a couple things that I think you could really seriously misrepresent. I think he does that, of course, but it's not in any way saying the things that he's going to say. And once he starts to get into more of the substance of it all explain and describe what the article is about. But for now, he wants to talk a little bit about the talk a little bit more about the article, okay, not really get into the details yet, because he gets a little bit distracted again, kind of always gets distracted,

Jordan (00:41:46.000)

which with that, I mean, which dimension is he distracted with 1717. But this is boy, this is where they're metastasizing. That's a counter counter dimension, right?

Dan (00:41:58.000)

This clip is where he realizes that the name of the article or the journal isn't Foreign Affairs. And he corrects himself right but in doing so ends up having a philosophical discourse with himself about the nature of honesty. That is fucking fantastic.

Jordan (00:42:13.000)

I can't wait to

Alex Jones (00:42:14.000)

listen Russian insiders fear Washington establishment will assassinate Trump.

Dan (00:42:19.000)

He says that as if it's the articles title. It's not. That's the title of the article on Infowars that Paul Joseph Watson wrote, which, which uses the article in foreign policy as a reference but it never says that anywhere inside the article, not once. So when he says the name of the article on Infowars it sounds way worse than the actual article because their propaganda outfit Yeah. Now keep in mind that that is just literally a week lie. Yes. Now we'll get to the honesty treaties.

Alex Jones (00:42:52.000)

As a foreign affairs, its foreign policy, but it's, I always tell the truth, even when I make a mistake. foreign policy is foreign affairs articles in The Washington Post the public. So it is foreign affairs and CFR but foreign policy that will hit this guy so hard that you like can't even tell lies, even when you're not trying to tell a lie. But your brain takes the information and translates it out true because they admit this is the Council on Foreign Relations. They just don't want that stigma. So they call it foreign policy instead of Foreign Affairs. I'm calling it Foreign Affairs because it is foreign affairs. And I'm not just bragging it's just compare that to the average person who's totally unconscious. And people just everybody's me Like me 100 years ago. And that this is scary, folks. Our spirits are being stolen.

Jordan (00:43:40.000)

There's a lot that was fucking crazy. Yeah, there's

Dan (00:43:43.000)

a lot there. That's

Jordan (00:43:45.000)

go back, play that again, like halfway through. Okay, go back to about halfway through.

Alex Jones (00:43:49.000)

I so hard that you like can't even tell lies, even when you're not trying to tell a lie. But your brain takes the information and translates it out true, because they admit this is the Council on Foreign Relations. They don't want that stigma. So they call it foreign policy said why here's I'm calling it Foreign Affairs because it is foreign affairs, bragging, it's just compare that to the average person who's totally unconscious. And people just everybody's be like me 100 years ago. He could have just said scary folks, our spirits are being stolen.

Jordan (00:44:17.000)

All he had to do was say, oops, I made a mistake. 1,000% All he had to do that spiraled into some kind of weird I have to be always right. Even though I made a mistake. What I really did was had a Freudian slip but of the drone,

Dan (00:44:35.000)

which like at the beginning when I was saying that he says it's foreign affairs, but it's actually foreign policy. I wasn't saying that to come down on him. I was just saying that in the interest of being fully informational.

Jordan (00:44:46.000)

And now you can come down on him because that

Dan (00:44:49.000)

I would never come down on him for that. I mean, on our last episode, two episodes back I said fucking Nigel McGuinness 20 times when it was Gavin McInnes, right? I just had no idea. I don't remember his name. Oh, fuck about a guy who defends blackface

Jordan (00:45:01.000)

Hey, do you know what you just did? Right there? You admitted you made a mistake and then we're gonna move on.

Dan (00:45:05.000)

I did. Nobody judges me super easy to make a slip of the tongue. Exactly. He couldn't easily done that. He could have just said that. You know what I was being truthful even when I wasn't because Nigel McGuinness is a pro wrestler. I don't that is what fucking crazy 100 years ago, everyone used to be like me, was he there?

Jordan (00:45:21.000)

Also, what is what does that mean? Wait, wait 100 years ago, everybody used to be like him? What does that mean? I don't know.

Dan (00:45:27.000)

But you might know that because of ancestral memories. Oh, you live on through your descendants.

Jordan (00:45:35.000)

If there is like if we if he really does have a narrative through line throughout everything he believes in such a way as like, if you just see the whole picture, like if we, if we Yeah, if we Zodiac Killer, the guy searching for the job and we have the pins and we use the string to tie him up together. That's kind of does make sense. That would be amazing.

Dan (00:45:59.000)

I'm gonna take down those pictures on the wall behind you. We're gonna straight up just turn this into one and

Jordan (00:46:05.000)

then you're gonna leave them down forever, like our friend John Rappaport.

Dan (00:46:10.000)

And then I'm just gonna start peeing and all these empty wine bottles. Never, never leave my room.

Jordan (00:46:15.000)

And that's how Trump dies. So here he gets ammonia. A

Dan (00:46:18.000)

few he finally gets into a little bit more about the article, but still doesn't really get into it.

Alex Jones (00:46:26.000)

And then you read this stuff and it's just like, okay, Trump really is a real revolution and wants to empower poor people and he is gonna build factories in the black areas. And you know what Russia was gonna do with American that powerful join us? Come on, we'll share it with you just help you know. Man you talk about until in Russia, we're gonna kill him. We're gonna kill him. They even announced it, but the one lie they tell is their biggest truth. They say in two different articles. I read they go. Putin has canceled the Bolshevik Revolution celebration. And they say he did that. Because he's afraid of revolutions. Now. He's part of the revolution of bringing Christianity back. Putin is real. And they're trying to mop up communism and the old hardliners in their government right now.

Jordan (00:47:16.000)

I'm gonna go ahead and is there anybody more of an old hardliner than Putin himself? Probably not is the single most hardliner there. Also, he he came up with an amazing Zen koan right there. The one lie they're telling is actually the truth I have that is that is the sound of one lie clapping. That's amazing.

Dan (00:47:37.000)

I have the article here. In 2016, a senior Russian official explained to a group of visiting foreigners why the government had decided not to celebrate the upcoming 100th anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution. Yes, it was a turning point in Russian history, he argued. And yes, President Vladimir Putin sees today's Russia as a successor to both the czars and the Bolsheviks, but celebrating a revolution would send the wrong message to society. The Kremlin today

Jordan (00:48:02.000)

the Kremlin very telling, quote, The Kremlin

Dan (00:48:04.000)

today is staunchly opposed to regime change. The visitors were told and thus skittish about eulogizing 1917, it plans to use the Santana centenary Santana. centenary There you go instead to draw attention to the catastrophic consequences of resorting to revolution to solve social and political problems. That is the that's what he's taking that part from.

Jordan (00:48:27.000)

Yeah, but they are staunchly opposed to regime change, especially when it comes to Russian regime change.

Dan (00:48:34.000)

Right but and also Yeah, so but you see the difference between the text and what his interpretation is? Yeah, yeah. The other stuff about

Jordan (00:48:43.000)

never make the sub text text No. Okay. The others always keep it hidden between the lines of course

Dan (00:48:48.000)

especially if you're goddamn globalist exactly

Jordan (00:48:51.000)

how you communicate with each other right? It's all you tried. Have you tried like circling the first letter of every word in one of those sentences and then putting it together and then seeing what that says you

Dan (00:49:02.000)

know what I did do I did put like rice wine vinegar on my phone to see if anything like comes up

Jordan (00:49:09.000)

so far now you threw glitter to see if the invisible ink and stuck to

Dan (00:49:13.000)

it my phone is not operating very well. Alright. Anyway, this clip goes on a little bit more you know why global as this clip gets a little bit more religious, okay.

Alex Jones (00:49:22.000)

And what they spend it and go oh, because he's afraid of revolution. Now. He said the Bolshevik Revolution was bad. Communism was bad. He's actually saying it he's doing didn't say this announcing we want God we want sovereignty, Russia saying we want Christ Providence, just Trump by example, January 20. This is huge.

Jordan (00:49:41.000)

None of that was in the article did not say any of that. None of it. Is there any evidence other than how much Putin hates gay people that he is in any way a like a Christian? I don't know. Like, does he attend like a Russian Orthodox Church like what are we talking about here?

Dan (00:50:01.000)

I don't know. I've never really been too interested in they just love to wear a shirt when he goes to church, it would be disrespectful not to I think it would be disrespectful to ask Putin to wear a shirt. He would take it as a sign of disrespect for sure. Exactly. I know who wins, a fistfight between Putin and God Christ.

Jordan (00:50:22.000)

Christ looks ripped.

Dan (00:50:23.000)

Yeah, he did. He's just out there. And and as Alex was bringing up on a later show, I don't know the clip of this. But he was talking about how when Christ went in with the money changers, he'd beat their ass. You wanted to make a good point out of Christ could fight if you want it to

Jordan (00:50:36.000)

that is such a weird that is such a weird story. Whatever. It's like Christ, the bringer of peace and love goes into the temple was like, fuck this shit hoax out. Yeah.

Dan (00:50:48.000)

He was making the argument that the reason that Christ got mad about that was because they were using like different types of currency in order to bilk people out of money. Right? That's what he was mad about, not the fact that they were bringing commerce into the church, or whatever.

Jordan (00:51:06.000)

I mean, if you look at the mega churches we have now you can't be mad about a Starbucks being in your church, you know,

Dan (00:51:11.000)

the, you know, he has a very varying interpretations of what Christ was actually mad about in that story. But then his big point is that, oh, that he thought I've never

Jordan (00:51:21.000)

thought about how out of character that is for Jesus couldn't have just talked to him.

Dan (00:51:25.000)

It is a little weird, but there's a whole bunch of stuff you look into, like, you know, the child gospels and stuff like a friend. That is true. brought him back to life, though

Jordan (00:51:33.000)

he did. That's a weird one. Yeah, that's a real weird one. A kid bumped into him. And so he's like, You're fucking dead. Yeah. And then his parents were like, Dude, come on, don't kill him. And he was like, fine and brings him back to life. Yeah, that's crazy. That's why it's not in the Bible. That's my favorite verse of that's my favorite book of the Bible, though.

Dan (00:51:49.000)

It's not bad. So hey, you know, we're making a lot of jokes about the globalists, but we really should take them seriously because they, you know, they're up to no good.

Alex Jones (00:51:58.000)

This is huge. They're going they're killing the family right now. They're putting out psychological warfare systems that are going to end us and humanity at the final cliff of cultural and spiritual death. The Russians, America, the Japanese, the Brazilians, the Italians, people all over, are getting going, I don't want to do this. I don't want to die. I don't want to not have kids. I don't want to get over myself. Because Elon Musk says, merge with machines or die and the globalists are all announcing their their crap. You're not able to have kids in the future, unless you go to the government have some composite engineered humanoid because everybody's gonna be sterile. I told you that 10 years ago, now they're announcing it, I don't plan. It's pure evil.

Jordan (00:52:40.000)

I kind of would be cool with that plan for childbirth.

Dan (00:52:44.000)

All right, we're gonna have a slight disagreement. I mean, you might be able to eliminate all sorts of very tragic diseases and stuff like that. But there's also an argument to be made that variety is the spice of life and much like you were talking about in the last episode, even some mental illnesses are strengths.

Jordan (00:53:01.000)

I agree. But wouldn't that be kind of fun? It'd be interesting. That's a really interesting world we

Dan (00:53:09.000)

found in a book. But Elon Musk doesn't say that the I don't know why he brought up Elon Musk, because also advising Trump. Yeah, who is also very much against his workers unionizing.

Jordan (00:53:20.000)

Like, Elon Musk is not some kind of globalist hero here.

Dan (00:53:24.000)

But he is he's the closest thing that Alex knows to like a futurist. Oh, okay. And so he's using him. And there was an article that have come out recently where Elon Musk was talking about how because of because of the rapidity and the speed, that technology is evolving in AI merging with humanity might be in a necessary piece of humans keeping up Yeah, with him, and he's talking about that, otherwise, we're going to be replaced. He's talking about that as sort of a just sort of, you know, hypothetical thing and something that may be coming down the line with the you know, the nature of how our technology works. Yeah.

Jordan (00:54:01.000)

I don't think I'd be too far against that either. But

Dan (00:54:03.000)

he's not saying merge with machines or die. He's just saying that like, we might end up becoming cyborgs.

Jordan (00:54:09.000)

You know what, I am officially saying it here merge with machines or die. All right. That's my, the list of countries that he pulled out of his ass. were my favorite random country, which ones? It was Russia, America, Japan, Brazil, Italy. Like those are his world superpowers,

Dan (00:54:27.000)

right? Well, because Italy is pulling like they're the next country that wants to pull out of the EU. Okay,

Jordan (00:54:31.000)

I thought Spain was the next century they

Dan (00:54:33.000)

wanted. He talks about them a little bit too. Okay. But Italy is one of the big examples he uses of. So it's always on his mind. Yeah, much like Georgia. Yes. Okay. And Georgia is on he's

Jordan (00:54:45.000)

always on my mind. That's true. But next on that list,

Dan (00:54:52.000)

it's a good thing. That nationalism never led to fascism in Italy.

Jordan (00:54:56.000)

Yeah, I mean, it's glad I'm glad that we have a great time. track record of never repeating the same shit that happened exactly 70 years ago, every 70 years. I don't know

Dan (00:55:07.000)

what's going on in Brazil. But

Jordan (00:55:11.000)

it's not good. Brazil is a tire fire. It's bad. Somehow their government is worse and more corrupt than

Dan (00:55:18.000)

ours. They basically have a kidnapping based economy they do. Well, and

Jordan (00:55:23.000)

that's how their government changed was actually with a real coup.

Dan (00:55:26.000)

Yeah. Was it a counter coup or a counter? Was? No, it

Jordan (00:55:29.000)

was just one. Well, unless you count the first coup, as getting rid of the military dictatorship. That was the first coup that was the first coup then the counter coup is white people doing what we do best counter taking our ship back.

Dan (00:55:42.000)

Yep. Counter coup. Yeah. So this next clip, Jordan, this next one, you might be thinking like, he's painting a really bleak picture of the world. And it's pretty bad. And he sounds really, he sounds really depressed about but Alex Jones is not a man to Meijer in the depressive pneus. And who wants to come at you with some solutions? Okay, he's got a solution for you.

Jordan (00:56:02.000)

Do you know what that I respect that a lot because most Republicans do not go that far. Well, even the mainstream what like they're trying to wait to hear his solution. That's not the point. At least, at least he's got an idea. Like they're saying they want to get rid of Obamacare, and nobody has come up with even close to an idea repeal and replace Exactly. But nobody's doing the replace part. No. At least Alex Jones is like, Hey, how about health care comes from the 11th dimension. He's about that guy. He's

Dan (00:56:30.000)

not even going to be that specific. And also, at the end, he's going to talk about Satan.

Alex Jones (00:56:36.000)

Okay, good. We have to organize ourselves into chivalrous good, strong organizations that in that re invoke the rituals of

Dan (00:56:45.000)

also I want to interrupt here for a second I'm actually gonna go back to the beginning. I guess I didn't catch this the first time I was listening to it. When he says chivalrous Do you think he's talking about like knights? Um, I think he's more talking about and doors open for lady.

Jordan (00:56:58.000)

I think it's more holding doors open for ladies. Code of chivalry I do think there's also the implied like, and women Ermelo was chivalrous societies that kind of, we gotta save them all from dragons. Exactly. We got to make sure that they don't hurt themselves.

Dan (00:57:15.000)

All right, those are definitely not going to lead some of his fucking listeners to end up like Don Quixote.

Alex Jones (00:57:21.000)

We have to organize ourselves into chivalrous, good, strong organizations like union in that re invoked the rituals of the birth rights that re invoked the rituals of the rights of the Masons that stress people in a good way to flower into what they're supposed to be, and then have a culture that admires human strength and worships what God made because God is what we worship, and we're making the image like this is all a satanic ritual against the most beautiful planet humans. The whales are great. The elephants are amazing. We're a trillion times better, we could do anything. This is all the test to the next level. You don't just think God just gives his creatures unlimited power like spoiled children right away? No wonder these Luciferians feel all the power of the universe the ideas and think their God and want to go crazy and take over that's the devil. That's the spirit of Lucifer. Oh, boy.

Jordan (00:58:21.000)

That is some full on fire and brimstone. ScarJo not ScarJo Marjo shit right there. It's

Dan (00:58:27.000)

not Scarlett Johansson, Scarlett,

Jordan (00:58:28.000)

you know, there's the there's the child preacher in the I want to say it was Marjo or something.

Dan (00:58:34.000)

I'm thinking it's more of the long lines like he gets a little gem Jonesy? Yeah, throughout these centers in the hands of an angry God kind of thing. There's there is a feeling that I worry that if things get really bad, it's going to be either take to the streets or drink the Kool Aid.

Jordan (00:58:51.000)

Yeah. Do you? Do you think he's going to turn this into a death cult because this has the feel of a death cult common right?

Dan (00:58:57.000)

If you accuses like globalism of being a literal death cult Yeah, exactly. Islam,

Jordan (00:59:01.000)

whatever it is, they're saying we're doing is what they're trying to do. So we need to do it first. So if they're a death cult, yeah, we need to death cult better.

Dan (00:59:10.000)

It's possible. I don't know. It's really weird, though. Like this again, weird. Again. I'm not taking him out of context. No, I'm letting these clips play. I'm engaging with the source material, which is his talking. He always likes to say, I don't believe these things. It's what the globalists believe. Yeah. But in that sentence, he said, Do you think God gives these gifts to children on their like at the beginning? Yeah, they have to work for it. That's why the satanists feel so powerful. I

Jordan (00:59:37.000)

don't understand that second part of the sentence. You know what the second is, does Lucifer give it to the satanists first?

Dan (00:59:43.000)

I guess so. But what he's implicitly saying or even explicitly is that there are powers.

Jordan (00:59:49.000)

That is a good point. He is explicitly saying and that if we there are powers, if the

Dan (00:59:56.000)

good folks like himself work, they get good power. Hours, whereas these evil people are just given evil powers for joining up. He's a complete psychotic break. He's

Jordan (01:00:07.000)

living in it in Dragonball Z. That's what he's living in. He's living in Dragonball Z. Yeah, you can't get a shortcut to increasing your power level to 5000 Super Male. Gotta work hard. You got to take Super Male Vitality you charge up to over 9000 That's what we're going for. Take

Dan (01:00:23.000)

you take caveman you charge up chew up

Jordan (01:00:29.000)

bones. Yeah, that's fine. I'm still not gonna be able to get past the hole. This is ground up bones thing. Yeah, I Now admittedly, you know what? Marshmallows. There's a lot of ground up bones in there. So nevermind. I'm totally fine with Fonville gelatin is yeah, it's ground up bunk. Anyway, I think the whales are great. And the elephants are great. But you know what? Ground of bones are a trillion times better.

Dan (01:00:52.000)

I do like how he has to throw shade at animals all the time. Does seem to that is a recurring theme.

Jordan (01:00:57.000)

Yeah. Anyway, he hates the animal kingdom.

Dan (01:01:01.000)

This next clip, he gets into some more Satan talk.

Alex Jones (01:01:05.000)

When you look at Chuckie Schumer. And you look at all these new world order people and you look at what they're doing. And you look at what they're involved in. And they are Satanists, ladies and gentlemen. And there is a real struggle against evil taking place right now on this planet. I mean, you look at the Michael Moore's and the Gloria Steinem's AND THE FUCK YOU Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi those are accused a lot of women why empty husk zombies

Jordan (01:01:37.000)

again, yep. Again women talking shit about women. Yeah, it's always about women.

Dan (01:01:42.000)

He does seem to Well, I mean, it's because he has that clip of Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi so they're fresh on the mind as targets for

Jordan (01:01:50.000)

don't take down and Gloria Steinem well, he Why are you doing because he found does not hold a fucking candle to Gloria Steinem. No, but she would eat his balls alive. Ground fairly certain that those balls are ground up into bone right now.

Dan (01:02:05.000)

Yeah, but he if I recall the reason he's mad at her is he believes that she works for the CIA.

Jordan (01:02:12.000)

Oh, but not the devil or does the CIA also work for the devil? I think he I wanted moonlighting I really want to find out what his like oh yeah, who works for the devil? The Orca shark? It he like calls out organizations Yeah, but then how like, do we ever get into specific people who are working for the CIA but also the devil on a false devil flag like what's

Dan (01:02:38.000)

a little bit he's going to get into like his idea of the hierarchy of things okay, because there is a little bit of talk about that coming oh,

Jordan (01:02:45.000)

then that should clarify things because as we know whenever I get a clip it always clarifies absolute

Dan (01:02:51.000)

doesn't doesn't crawl. Yeah, so this next clip we learned a couple things. First, it turns out the Jerry Sandusky son got arrested for molesting children. Yep. My father likes on it. I mean it is that something that is generational a lot of times because if

Jordan (01:03:07.000)

you kind of suggest that he may have been molested himself 100% Yeah,

Dan (01:03:11.000)

I mean, there's almost no doubt in my mind that that's the case and that's that's a real tragedy. Yeah. ALEX READS weigh more into that and how it is they're part of a bigger system of course. And this is also a clip where we learn that Alex Jones recently read Dracula

Alex Jones (01:03:31.000)

they're gonna start arresting people in Pennsylvania with the Sandusky situation. They arrested his son. Reportedly one of the tutors. His daddy was a pure told you Sandusky was or anything like that ever. Oculus still sits

Jordan (01:03:47.000)

wherever will ever say procure.

Dan (01:03:49.000)

He said it's so lasciviously. Yeah,

Jordan (01:03:51.000)

what the fuck was that?

Dan (01:03:53.000)

Also, I don't know if there's any evidence that that is true that they were procuring

Jordan (01:03:59.000)

I don't care they're pedophiles. Yeah, absolutely not matter. That's the thing is that he's using that in such a exploitative manner

Dan (01:04:09.000)

right because you have to juice up your base Yeah, you have to make you have to make the people even matter at Chuck Schumer right? Shocking Schumer by connection to this. It's insane. But

Jordan (01:04:21.000)

anyway, fucking disgusting. Now I'm gonna put the mic down. I saw you I saw you get very animated.

Dan (01:04:25.000)

I had to go back because this is the evidence that and he brings up these references that he makes up about 50 times on the last like three episodes of the show. It's clear you fucking read Dracula. Really, really? Someone had a conversation with him about where he

Jordan (01:04:42.000)

saw the great Gary Oldman portrayal of Dracula. Keanu Reeves really crushes it but in a speaking role, which is bad for him. There we go.

Alex Jones (01:04:51.000)

He was only the Renfield Gump Dracula still sits there and pen stay Count Dracula Not only gets the trainees the right kids, they're not just raping kids. They're slicing their throats long after they torture him and torture him real hard. What? You get something through your heads out there all of you. You sign on to this evil. You keep making your jokes about Trump and what's happening as they arrest pedophiles from Pennsylvania to California as we enter prepares to be indicted for child porn, as all of these criminal groups get rolled up, you just remember what side you are on. Good god, look at what you stand for. Look at how physically ugly your leaders are. What's a manifestation of the fact that that's their spirit. And that's what they want and they want ugliness. They like ugliness.

Jordan (01:05:50.000)

Yep, okay, before we say anything else, yeah, he has just opened himself up for personal appearance attacks. He looks like shit. He looks like fucking garbage. Do not do not come at me with your physical appearance is what your spirit manifests itself without you looking at a goddamn mirror. real fucking heart Rob

Dan (01:06:14.000)

do looks like shit. Land McAdoo smokin hot. So she's cool. She's cool. Fucking David Knight looks like a drunken Santa Claus.

Jordan (01:06:24.000)

He does or at a mall. He does look alright shirtless, though.

Dan (01:06:27.000)

He looks okay. Who else we got Roger Stone looks not bad on looks like glamour posts. Yeah,

Jordan (01:06:33.000)

yeah. He's he's out in the out in the touch and ladies business. Our boy John Rapoport looks like definitely not looks good. Yeah, hell looks like he has been through the Unabomber ringer.

Dan (01:06:49.000)

Paul. Joseph Watson is attractive in some lights. But he always looks like he's about to cry. He looks like the biggest person in the world. All right, Bob. You know, he's you know, I could if you didn't talk, I think you'd probably be attractive. And if you put some fucking fucking visor. Paul Joseph Watson,

Jordan (01:07:06.000)

you just you just described the Tinder date you went with Paul Joseph Watson.

Dan (01:07:13.000)

Social Justice Warriors. We could have enjoyed our coffee. Yeah, but also the thing that I find super offensive about that clip is the insinuation that there's only two sides. There's like, if you're not on board with Trump, you are one of these pedophiles? Yeah, you're as bad as them. You're defending

Jordan (01:07:30.000)

everybody. Everybody is associated with pedophiles. If there is any, if there's any news about a pedophile, it will immediately be related to Hillary Clinton and the globalist also slitting your kid's throat

Dan (01:07:43.000)

and again, he's talking so lasciviously about that so fucking disgust. He's trying to horrify people and then be like, if you don't want to be like that. You got to be on our side. Yeah. Which works for really dumb people. That does not if you're critical, and you can realize no, I'm against your wacky bullshit. And I'm and I'm against pedophiles. Yeah. Also, a lot of these reports that are coming out that are being used as evidence that Trump is rolling up pedophile networks. A lot of times, there's a bunch of stuff on like conspiracy blogs and message boards about these arrests that are going on. And a lot of the times they aren't pedophile rings, they are human trafficking things, but they're adults, their process.

Jordan (01:08:22.000)

I mean, human trafficking is bad. But again, but I don't think I don't think Trump has that goddamn thing to do with that.

Dan (01:08:28.000)

Probably not. But also human trafficking is just what a lot of prostitution charges get ended up being trumped up to Oh, really? Yeah, a lot of these people who are getting arrested are just small time prostitutes, or a pimp. That's not good. No, I mean, pimps are bad. And that's not bad. But it's just sex kids throats the

Jordan (01:08:48.000)

sex industry should be legalized. I think that's a good thing they should be there should be protections. That is not the same thing as human trafficking, which is horrifying. Absolutely. Human trafficking is truly horrifying. And to conflate those two together can 100%

Dan (01:09:02.000)

Very, very evil, right. And a lot of these a lot of these sites are doing that. I can't I can't say that for every single instance. But a couple of them have looked into this like this is just a this is just a run of the mill prostitution sting. Oh, but anyway, the big point that I want to make is that you can very much be against Trump and against pedophiles. It seems like that should be a point that does not need to be made. Nope. But anyway, somehow we are in that world. We're

Jordan (01:09:28.000)

in the darkest timeline.

Dan (01:09:29.000)

We now get back to some shit about Flynn. And Alex tells a little lie about a time he went to dinner.

Jordan (01:09:40.000)

Does it Oh God, is somebody going to compliment his car again?

Dan (01:09:43.000)

No, it's even more so. Okay.

Alex Jones (01:09:45.000)

The globalist the breakaway Deep State was spying on Flynn while he's in there. His only sentence he's so genuine and so good. And working install this he doesn't realize how they would spend that type of stuff. When they have some guy speaking Russian walked over me, I looked over where's the camera? Where's my ah, or I'm sitting there at dinner wouldn't activate Navy SEALs my walks over goes, Alex, I want you to talk to Trump about nuclear submarines for Taiwan. And I look, where's the camera? Yep, there they are this guy just like I'm sitting there filming in Texas like, you know, so they could run back to the intelligence as he goes. Here's Jones acting like he's got contacts with Trump trying to sell submarine deals. That's how it works, folks.

Jordan (01:10:31.000)

That's not how it that is not how it works. That's a very bad spy. He's He's a really, really bad but he's

Dan (01:10:37.000)

told the story a couple times, which leads me to believe that something might have happened, but it was probably

Jordan (01:10:42.000)

about nuclear submarines for Taiwan.

Dan (01:10:45.000)

I imagine if this did happen. It was someone trying to prank him. Yeah, it wasn't intelligence agencies. No, it was someone like some jackass coming up and trying to fuck with him. I'm against

Jordan (01:10:56.000)

the intelligence community because of their implicit evil and explicit, but you do have to give them at least a basic level of competency. They're not going up to random people being like, Hey, man, you've been doing any spy lately.

Dan (01:11:15.000)

You want to talk to Trump about selling us a nuclear submarine? Hey,

Jordan (01:11:18.000)

I'm, I'm not a spy. Are you a spy? You guys do drugs? Like yeah, what is it? What is this?

Dan (01:11:25.000)

It's so crazy. Like for someone who claims to have sources and know how things work on the inside? Yeah, for him to think that that was anything other than someone talking with them or quite possibly it was it's just him making something that has to be him making something or just the entire thing up

Jordan (01:11:41.000)

most likely. Anyway. I like how I use the the the terrible job interview line of like, what's your biggest flaw? I think it's that I'm just too genuine have too much integrity. I just have so much I'm too nice. Yeah, I really am just such a genuinely good person. I think that's my biggest flaw.

Dan (01:12:01.000)

After he finishes up his dinner lie he does some role playing but what winds firing my love

Jordan (01:12:05.000)

role playing.

Alex Jones (01:12:09.000)

I'm sitting there at dinner drinking a beer and chandelier Wolfgang Puck. Okay, appetizers in my mouth, and this is the kind of crap I deal with on a weekly basis. So that's what's going on everybody who's used his own military culture and try to do a good job and telling the truth and oh, yeah, why not? The calls? Okay. We'll get the Russian ambassador line that call it for tomorrow with the President. Okay. We'll negotiate talking to talking to Putin. Now, sir, I can't talk to you about the sanctions. But, you know, Trump wants to open relationship. So we're gonna try to work with you and try to release mutually successful things for humanity. Oh my god. Flynn's been blackmailed.

Dan (01:12:49.000)

So that's that's basically the thrust of his his argument. So

Jordan (01:12:52.000)

his argument is that what Flynn was doing talking to the Russian ambassadors was actually saying, I can't talk to you about this yet.

Dan (01:13:01.000)

Yeah, the Russians brought it up, he artfully dodged the question and said, Look, I know, I know, Trump wants to work with you. But I can't talk about that stuff. And then

Jordan (01:13:09.000)

absolutely did not lie to anybody about that. Well, he was just too genuine to lie about what it was.

Dan (01:13:16.000)

Because he didn't talk to them about sanctions. They just asked him and he said, I can't talk to you about it. So when he was asked about it, he didn't think that that qualified is talking about sanctions.

Jordan (01:13:25.000)

Wow. Which that even that qualifies, right qualifies as lying. That's still, that still seems like something you would want to talk about. Yeah. If they asked you about sanctions, would that be a thing where you're like, hey, I think they're really concerned about these things. That

Dan (01:13:39.000)

might be something to report. But if Alex's version of the truth was real, which it's not, but if that were real, that would be a very different scenario, I think I don't think I would be that worried about him saying something like

Jordan (01:13:53.000)

that. Yeah. That's actually him being very genuine and honest. But that's not true. Not even close to true. I don't see exact opposite of anything true.

Dan (01:14:02.000)

I don't think that people are so fucking Bohnert out to make a case against someone that they're going to trump up that

Jordan (01:14:10.000)

that's that's the laziest thing to

Dan (01:14:13.000)

also he claims that he knows that this is what happened because the transcripts have been released. Now, so he's he's citing something that isn't public. And he doesn't have these transcripts. I do

Jordan (01:14:28.000)

like how he describes Wolfgang Puck appetizers. Shit he has to deal with every

Dan (01:14:34.000)

once a week. Yeah, what's going to Wolfgang Puck once was trying to pretend he's a Russian with a video camera. Just absolute insanity. Anyway, here is actually the role playing that he does about the Flynn fire. Okay.

Alex Jones (01:14:48.000)

And of course the President then I guess got advised or Flint probably just got sick and said I'm resigning. Not a good move. That's how they trick you. I think I haven't talked to these people, but I bet Let's Linds. You said Sir, I don't want to be a distraction. I'm sorry, I probably should have been clear on that. I'm gonna resign from Sure. Well, all right, but keep advised me behind the scenes, but I bet money that's out when

Jordan (01:15:10.000)

that's also a crime. Keep advising me behind the scenes. That is you have to know you can't do that behind the scenes. You have to have transcripts, there's laws, they're super laws. It's really important that there are those things. You can't just advise him behind the scenes.

Dan (01:15:28.000)

I think it's good that he said, I haven't talked to any of these people. I'm just guessing. Yeah.

Jordan (01:15:34.000)

But I bet I bet the way it went down,

Dan (01:15:36.000)

because if he had talked to them, and he knew that this was going like what you know what was going on?

Jordan (01:15:41.000)

He just revealed a crime. He just revealed

Dan (01:15:45.000)

the against the law. Although two episodes back, he did just read alleged classified

Jordan (01:15:50.000)

material. It kind of both suggests that nobody is listening to Alex Jones. And everybody does not care if they if it's

Dan (01:16:00.000)

all just bots

Jordan (01:16:02.000)

and all the rest of Russian Russian bots. It's plutons. Russian hacker teams. Yeah, the hacker farms. And they're just all doing the views just over and over and over again. The

Dan (01:16:18.000)

more I think about it, the more I do realize he has to have outside funding. Yeah, absolutely. I've thought about it a whole bunch more. and on Wednesdays show he was talking about how, you know selling this stuff doesn't fund the operation the way you need. Yeah, you're getting money from someone? Yes. There's no, there's no way

Jordan (01:16:34.000)

I would I would like to track like his

Dan (01:16:38.000)

tax returns.

Jordan (01:16:40.000)

It's too late for that. It's too late for that the Republicans voted against him releasing his tax returns, can we because because it's time for us to just move on.

Dan (01:16:49.000)

We can't Freedom of Information Act Alex Jones has?

Jordan (01:16:52.000)

Not yet Not yet. Not yet. We gotta wait 25 years or whatever.

Dan (01:16:56.000)

What's Obama gets his fucking street soldiers out there. Maybe? You had a question? What was it? Well, maybe while you think about it, we'll get to this next clip, which is about it gets into how all of this that's going on in the world is preparation for war. And then he talks about how Marine LePen is fucking sweet.

Alex Jones (01:17:21.000)

Now my god victory, there's Russian spies everywhere. Let's bring down the Russians. And this is for when they start a war with Russia. Because they got operatives inside the military, you name it. And then saying anybody that didn't for the war is a Russian agent who would have known why they they're saying in France, they're saying in Germany, they're saying everywhere, if any nationalist movements come that don't want open borders to Islam, and don't want anti Christian groups everywhere. Well, you know what, they're secretly You heard them first Russian spies. And the State Department is in open revolt against Trump. And Rex Tillerson. Yeah, for good resembling LePen, who they say is a Russian agent.

Dan (01:17:58.000)

Who says that no one.

Alex Jones (01:18:01.000)

And then they've got spies around the clock around LePen waiting for her to go to a cocktail party or an event and shake the hands. Of course, the Russians trying to work with them. So all the countries do.

Dan (01:18:13.000)

But that I mean, that's just his Wolfgang Puck story again, with Marine LePen. These he's arguing that people are saying that she's a Russian spy, and no one is but people are just saying she's a fucking fascist. Because yeah, is because she is and that they're saying that she's very much a fascist actively would like her to get into power because it facilitates their goal of breaking up the UN. Yeah, it's the same reason that they want they're not they want to Trump they're not saying she's a Russian spy. They're just saying that Russia is into her and the went to court, someone called her a fascist, she sued. It went to court and it got thrown out of court because the court she was a fascist court ruled. Her philosophies are legally fascist. So when people are

Jordan (01:18:56.000)

legally a fascist, so when people are like, so so the the court case was read a dictionary, excellent.

Dan (01:19:05.000)

But that's, that's his whole thing is like, Russian agents, Russian blah, blah, blah.

Jordan (01:19:10.000)

And here's the thing, I don't necessarily disagree with him that people are being Russophobic in a way that isn't productive. There are plenty of times where I've seen people say, Oh, it's the agents of the Russians who are at fault for all kinds of things. When again, it's much more likely to be just basic incompetence. Sure, you know, like there's some of it like the Podesta email things. It was a basic phishing attack, but it was all Podesta did was click on a link. So yes, it was a Russian hacker who put the link in an email but also Podesta is just shitty at the internet. Yeah, yeah. Like that's maybe my biggest problem with our government as it is right now is that it seems like everybody in power is just bad at googling shit.

Dan (01:19:58.000)

Yeah, well, I mean, that's As people stay in power for longer than they should, and technology moves way faster than anyone thinks it's going to so you end up with people in power who have been there since the internet was young. Yeah, they don't fucking understand how all this stuff works. Now to an extremely large extent, I don't fucking understand all this stuff and I've grown up with it.

Jordan (01:20:18.000)

Well, Trump is a 70 year old man, he's fucked up. Imagine every 70 year old man, you know, add their, all of their collective internet knowledge together. light it on fire in a golden toilet. Yeah. And that's what Trump knows about the internet.

Dan (01:20:34.000)

And that's how you end up reading confidential documents with a cell phone

Jordan (01:20:38.000)

walking crazy.

Dan (01:20:40.000)

That's how you know that is

Jordan (01:20:41.000)

the dumbest thing. Look it had. Did you talk Did you see citizen for Yeah, you know how they put their fucking phones in the freezer. Yeah, because they might just even be listening a little bit. He pointed his phone with a flashlight at classified fucking documents

Dan (01:21:02.000)

at Mar a Lago at a public dinner. Yeah, with the jab winds,

Jordan (01:21:06.000)

shoulders and prime minute Oh, man, I have tape on my computer's webcam, because that's how they can. Yeah, you can watch people. It's easy. Yep, I'm losing. That is That blew my that blew me away.

Dan (01:21:21.000)

That's one part. He's 70. Another part like, Oh my God.

Jordan (01:21:25.000)

That's the other part is that everybody in this fucking cabinet is idiotic. They posted a picture with a guy who carries around the nuclear football. They didn't use to some donors. Some donor shouldn't have that information out

Dan (01:21:38.000)

there. No. Well, I'm sure they've switched it out. And it's a new guy now. But I doubt they have. If you are like really doing security for the President, you see someone like buddying up to the nuclear football guy. You wouldn't get that guy away. If that's bad. Yeah, you don't let him like take some glory shots with him. Yeah, that's insane. That is insane. But that's, that's full on Dr. Strangelove territory that we're getting it that's, that's again, one of the downsides of Trump being allowed to use his own private security instead of trained Secret Service agents. He has his own like guard around him. They don't know what is. What is dangerous. What's a leak.

Jordan (01:22:16.000)

Any of this acceptable?

Dan (01:22:17.000)

It's not and it's gonna get so much worse.

Jordan (01:22:19.000)

No, no, this until it none of this is acceptable. Yeah.

Dan (01:22:23.000)

I mean, Jordan, it's all progress. This is acceptable. It's all progress until the end,

Jordan (01:22:29.000)

there's zero new stories that you read where you're like, okay, I'm fine with that.

Dan (01:22:34.000)

I have a new story for you what it's what the globalists are actually trying to do. Ooh,

Alex Jones (01:22:38.000)

what they really say is we're gonna kill everybody. And we're gonna that's unacceptable, you won't even matter. But first, we're going to make you ugly and stupid, and poison you and get you to accept evil so that we have a right to you. Because if you declare your birthright as sentient and conscious and say I want free will and say I want the secret to the universe and say I want to be with God and I want to be good. Well, then you don't have a table in hell. Okay. So they must poison you. So they can rule you. I don't want to be a Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer. Take one look at those dead eyes. Zombies, those Walking Dead. Yeah, man.

Jordan (01:23:22.000)

Every time I look at Nancy Pelosi, I just think I don't want your life. What is what? What is fucking that so they want to kill you? Usually usually, we're looking at his whole Satanism talk as like a thinly veiled metaphor that maybe he thinks is true. This is full on we're in holy war territory, right? Yeah,

Dan (01:23:48.000)

you want to jump a little bit deeper into it? Because he does spell out some more in this next clip.

Jordan (01:23:52.000)

Yeah, I mean, this is this is full. This is like left behind novels situation. Here we go.

Alex Jones (01:23:58.000)

Take one look at this people. They're Renfield to Fox. Dracula. They're not doing the blood sucking dead and loving it. Schumer's got the look though.

Dan (01:24:13.000)

That's 100% of Jewish thing.

Jordan (01:24:15.000)

That is definitely a Jewish thing.

Dan (01:24:17.000)

He's got the look. Chuck Schumer is people make fun of him because he looks Jewish. Yeah.

Jordan (01:24:21.000)

That's why why are anti Semites still allowed?

Dan (01:24:27.000)

I don't know if he actually is, but he's subconsciously doing that. But he also says that Michael Moore has the look. Yeah, so maybe it's not totally Jew based. But man. Come on. Woody Allen has the look. Choose your words a little more carefully. Alex, just please. Don't accuse Jews of having that evil. Look. Just don't do that.

Jordan (01:24:50.000)

Mitt Romney doesn't have the look. I can't think of a

Dan (01:24:53.000)

reason why. Anyway, more Dracula talk.

Alex Jones (01:24:56.000)

Say this Pelosi ain't doing the Phaeton. Hello. sees a little Zombot totally freaked out by what she's involved in, but on a power trip and arrogant narcissistic, but Schumer? That's a big old Dracula walk in this plane. And Michael Moore has kind of reached Dracula level. George Soros has big old Dracula. There's big or Dracula's back in that shadow. They turn themselves over. Worst stuff in the universe. They know I see him.

Jordan (01:25:31.000)

But you can't see him in a

Dan (01:25:32.000)

mirror. Honestly, this sounds like a drunk guy to salute really

Jordan (01:25:36.000)

does. It really does. So he's doing a four hour show after this. Yeah, because that has a Yeah, that's an old fashion. Yeah,

Dan (01:25:45.000)

but he doesn't sound drunk like drunk Alex. He just sounds like

Jordan (01:25:49.000)

Val Kilmer deliver that exact same monologue and tombstone. Yeah, that was true.

Dan (01:25:53.000)

He's like telling tales. sort of thing. It's tall tales of Alex Jones. Don't worry about him. There

Jordan (01:25:59.000)

are bigger Dracula's in the shadows. Who does he think those people are you Dracula? He's like, size wise.

Dan (01:26:06.000)

Yeah. Probably because of the blood.

Jordan (01:26:08.000)

Okay, because all the blood rushes to there. Okay.

Dan (01:26:12.000)

I don't I don't know. I don't know sees them. He wouldn't say names, obviously. Because that's what keeps them alive. See

Jordan (01:26:18.000)

that does support your paranoid schizophrenia situation right there. Yeah, they're even bigger ones in the shadows. Like, I'm fine if he's picking out names, but the bigger ones in the shadows thing that's really confusing and worrying because

Dan (01:26:32.000)

he does mention the names like Rothschild and stuff like that, that sort of modern Boogeyman. Right? He does talk about George Soros. So like, who is over? Is that Yeah. And I mean, this goes back to like conspiracy narratives as old as time as like, people who are really the power players. They'll never hear their name. Yes. Yeah, they're the ones who are pulling the strings. And it's like, okay, that's 100% on disprovable, so. Let's just have fun. I Yeah, speculating

Jordan (01:27:00.000)

wildly. Yeah. Oh, man, the bigger the bigger ones in the shadows. That's such a weird,

Dan (01:27:06.000)

it's very weird, but he gets a weird thing gets fucking weird, or would you believe that I

Alex Jones (01:27:10.000)

totally would want to see him. That's why don't have any fear of God, ever submitting to them? Is death. ever having them? When is death, not for me, not for my ego. But for the species. Oh, I'm selfish. I realize my life's like that. But I'm part of the continuum of good people. And I know we're better than them by trillions. He doesn't know clearly that trillions and trillions of light years, total differences layers is distance dimensions, complete different paradigms,

Dan (01:27:45.000)

totally different dimensions. It's it.

Jordan (01:27:51.000)

For a guy who tells you how often it is not about his ego. Yeah. Seems like it's a lot about his ego.

Dan (01:28:00.000)

There's a bit of there's a bit of it, it feels that way. It's also incredibly difficult to wrestle with like, Okay, this guy is talking about Ren fields and Draculas and big Draculas

Jordan (01:28:15.000)

and 12 dimensions and all this trillions and trillions of light years,

Dan (01:28:19.000)

and he's a policy wonk. You know, like, just, it doesn't, it doesn't work, the two don't go together. Now, if you're a policy wonk, you would need real cataloged information about these here. Big Dracula's. You know, I'm saying you think?

Jordan (01:28:34.000)

I would like to know, do you think his listener base is decreasing? Since he started going full?

Dan (01:28:42.000)

I think people are enjoying the ride. Oh, yeah.

Jordan (01:28:45.000)

I mean, we clearly are,

Dan (01:28:46.000)

I don't think that anyone who's I don't want to say

Jordan (01:28:50.000)

if you've been listening to Alex Jones for this long, you're already all in. You're just gonna follow this to the end. I've read

Dan (01:28:56.000)

some posts on conspiracy message boards about him in the last couple of weeks. And, unfortunately, a lot of people who watched the Joe Rogan podcast Oh, no, a lot of them were like, You know what, it was kind of slow. But at the end when he started talking about transdimensional stuff. No, that's when I realized this guy gets it. No, there's a lot of dumb people. Yeah, yeah. Boo. Yeah. So I think actually, he's probably picking up that dumb psycho not kind of group. Yeah, I'm not saying anything against the people who identify as Psychonauts. I think hallucinogens are real cool. And I support people experimenting with them and all that shit. Right. But there's a lot on legalizing prostitution. And there's a lot of really dumb people in that group. Yeah, with fried their brains with hallucinogens. And I think he's picked up a lot of them so. So when he starts spouting this Dracula shear, they're like, oh,

Jordan (01:29:56.000)

yeah, man. Just eventually picks up and that entire war like he just broadens his base as he gets more and more crazy to the hospital to the big tent, Republican ideology of the 80s.

Dan (01:30:10.000)

That'd be amazing. Yeah. The other thing too, though, is because he's using all this dimensional language and, and Draculas and coupling that idea with something that is as repugnant and universally hated as pedophilia and child abduction and murder and the sorts of things because he's doing that the people who are like, Oh, fuck, that's what it's all about. It's it's, it's emotional manipulation, you take this crazy, paranoid delusions and match them with a real world issue. And all of a sudden, you have an argument that people they don't want to argue against. Because if you argue against his Dracula metaphor, it sounds if you're not, if you're not thinking it sounds like you're defending pedophile, right?

Jordan (01:30:54.000)

Well, it's very much like in election years for judges in the like, whenever they're elected. It's it's statistically proven that that year, they're way tougher on crime than otherwise interests, because you don't want to be the guy who is not punishing pedophiles enough for people

Dan (01:31:14.000)

or if you if you accidentally lock somebody up. The public isn't as turned off by that is if you let someone go and exactly the crime. Yeah,

Jordan (01:31:23.000)

absolutely. That's interesting. It's I think it's the old Futurama joke where it's like, Yeah, but he doesn't want to appear weak on innocent people. Yeah, you know,

Dan (01:31:34.000)

yuck. Anyway, this this is we're full on into where Alex?

Jordan (01:31:41.000)

So yeah, we're not on the major broadcast. So he's really allowed to go full, trillions and trillions of light years away from anywhere resembling, yeah, thought.

Dan (01:31:51.000)

And the rest of the clips that I have are essentially a call to action and further insanity. Okay, so enjoy this one. This one is why we actually maybe shouldn't be all that afraid of globalists. At least like given, I don't know, 20 more years and there shouldn't be a problem Jesus.

Alex Jones (01:32:10.000)

The good news is globalist can hardly reproduce. And they're diseased and mentally ill that's why they're obsessed with technology and science. They believe that will make them ascendant because by the inbreeding they have made themselves susceptible to the spiritual disease they're under God Almighty,

Jordan (01:32:33.000)

okay. Oh, wait, what she what what? Okay. In breeding them. They've made themselves susceptible to the disease they already have,

Dan (01:32:43.000)

which is what globalism

Jordan (01:32:46.000)

evil. Have we established an actual disease?

Dan (01:32:50.000)

No, but it's just trying to pair the call it pneumonia,

Jordan (01:32:52.000)

let's call all globalists have pneumonia. They're inbred. Yes, they can't reproduce for reasons because of inbreeding because of inbreeding. It's just trying they're obsessed with technology to ascend, as opposed to being obsessed with weird creepy religion to ascend.

Dan (01:33:10.000)

Yes, but the inbred stuff and they can't reproduce is just trying to connect in like just people's intrinsic distaste for like Blue Bloods and all the stories of nobility in the past and shit like that.

Jordan (01:33:23.000)

Well, and his his entire thing is that kind of toxic masculinity, where it's like, it is all about being full, you know, I shouldn't be able to fight a man I shouldn't be big I should have. I should have perfect sperm and yada yada yada that there is a lot of that. So if you so all of those emasculation narratives can always come into play whether it is they're in play. Yeah, they're in play.

Dan (01:33:49.000)

But also you know what else is in play? Weird experimentation?

Jordan (01:33:53.000)

Oh.

Alex Jones (01:33:56.000)

Party for one globalist Dracula you see out walking around. There were five or 10 Hideous experiments. They can't do it. deformed mentally ill. I mean, all of the royal families all just locked up huge deals of just completely insane Karjat but I mean, not like you're sweet and sane persons. I mean, it's there's not many of them that can function and they can only function when they're doing evil against good people. See, they need the blood. And that's metaphysical. They need your soul they need to hurt good people every day. Or their God deserves them. They're the they're the most horribly fallen enslaved people. They are humans. Sure. But all they have is a demonic will to crush good people. That's all they have. That's all they'll ever be.

Dan (01:34:49.000)

Man, man. Oh man. How could you possibly be against him if that's the side you're on?

Jordan (01:34:55.000)

Yeah, I mean, if all they have is it did not demonic will just crush people. But if which again, we have not established a possible win scenario? No. Do they get rid of all of these people? I guess so. So this Volvo.

Dan (01:35:10.000)

He's gonna kill us. Yeah,

Jordan (01:35:13.000)

but this is a comic book narrative that he's driving, which is Batman doesn't exist without the Joker. Joker doesn't exist without Batman interest. So there's always that gang of good and evil globalists zactly.

Dan (01:35:26.000)

So if Alex Jones wanted to be famous, and there were no globalists, he would

Jordan (01:35:30.000)

he would have no chance. Yeah, which we create our own enemies, right. That's exactly what happened in Yemen. That happens a lot. This happens all the time.

Dan (01:35:42.000)

But it like it's so like, we're seeing this it's so manipulative and so stupid. Like there's the

Jordan (01:35:49.000)

the royal families experiments. For every for every vampire, you see walking the streets. Yeah. Which, clearly, it's nighttime, but it's

Dan (01:35:57.000)

not he's not being literal, except when he is he did watch

Jordan (01:36:01.000)

or see or read. Let's go with watch just because he watched Dracula reason stop bringing up God damn, Renfrew Dracula is actually a really boring book about economics and xenophobia. So he definitely did not read that. He watched the movie which Gary Oldman he disappears into the part Amazing.

Dan (01:36:20.000)

Amazing. In a way so it's not done since except in tiptoes.

Jordan (01:36:29.000)

His legs disappeared in that part. Yeah. From the knees down. So So for every one of those you see, there are five deformed experiment. Yeah. So So again, we keep moving back and forth from the metaphysical to the physical. Because what is the deformed experiment look like? Do you not see it walking the streets are shackled up so they're shackled up so how many globalists are there is the weekend? Oh, say sick count is this.

Dan (01:36:58.000)

I have never seen the movie but is this a man in the iron man?

Jordan (01:37:01.000)

I just wrote down Man in the Iron Man. I just wrote down Man in the Iron Man. I'm gonna show it to you. He did. I wrote it down before you said it. Again, Leonardo DiCaprio disappears into the role of the man in the iron mask who looks exactly like not the man in the iron mask. So yeah, I don't look we don't know how many globalists out there there are those there? Are those legends of kings and royal families who do have the deform child that they keep in the

Dan (01:37:29.000)

in the attic? That's not an experimentation? No, that's just I mean the results of inbreeding

Jordan (01:37:34.000)

but if you want a conspiracy theory that then yeah, you could say you know, all of those different things they're trying to create an ultra royal family with the inbreeding a yada yada, yeah, but if

Dan (01:37:44.000)

you want to conspiracy theory this or if you want to unconfigured the theory this. He's just throwing spaghetti at the wall. Oh, this very unrelated, weird, scary things. Yeah. That's all he's doing. It's it's a, it's a basic Gestalt. As you might put it, of just fear, it's here.

Jordan (01:38:05.000)

I want to know, does he ever have notes? He can't he can't possibly have notes. No. So he is just improving the shit out of this? Yeah, he is a master improviser? No, in the same way that improv isn't funny. So I couldn't do this. You didn't know you could not I could easily three hours a day with this level

Dan (01:38:29.000)

of commercial breaks. If you gave me fucking unbridled testosterone pills. And if I had a built in narrative that there's evil boogeyman around it and and if you give me every day, like three news stories that I barely understand and can just extrapolate on Fuck yeah,

Jordan (01:38:48.000)

I think I don't think you could do it. I think it is exactly like one of those situations where you watch a world class athlete. And it looks, it looks so easy that you're like, I bet I could probably immediately compete with that, like downhill skiing. Everybody's like, Hey, you're just going downhill. Yeah, that easy.

Dan (01:39:08.000)

We've effortlessly we're now at an hour and 40 minutes into the hour. We ended our 40 minute Exactly. All right, we could do first of all, we could do five hours a day.

Jordan (01:39:17.000)

That's a good point. That's a tag team duo, right that right

Dan (01:39:20.000)

split us up. We could each do two and a half hours on our own.

Jordan (01:39:23.000)

I could definitely not do this. And if I could just I have no chance of

Dan (01:39:27.000)

doing this. And if I'm feeling like fuck ups not feeling it. I gotta kill 10 minutes. I'll just throw it to a ROB do report or something like that. That's what he does our doo dee doo. I think that has to that's a t shirt. RJ RD D rd? Yes, that's a shirt. PJ dubs hates SJ da Lian. wackadoo. So anyway, you have Global's can't reproduce this next clip

Jordan (01:39:49.000)

gloveless can't reproduce that. That has to been that has to be literal. He genuinely thinks the globalist can't reproduce. I literally

Dan (01:39:58.000)

don't know how that could be a metaphor.

Jordan (01:39:59.000)

I Don't, there's no way other than maybe the ideas that their ideology can't spread because people know it's literal, it's literal.

Dan (01:40:08.000)

Anyway, this next clip features a real showman, like, mood swing, and I couldn't do this, I could do that. Alright, I could do three hours a day easy. I couldn't do this

Jordan (01:40:20.000)

as a performer, I think he's really good at this, let's

Dan (01:40:24.000)

not interrupt this just so you can enjoy what I will admit, I couldn't do okay.

Alex Jones (01:40:29.000)

I've set my will against them. And I'm asking you to set your will against them. And Trump has said his will against them as well. And we're going to like a laser beam like a particle beam that just gets stronger and stronger and stronger. We're gonna just focus and focus on them and be do good things in our lives and be honorable and not fear and focus on God and focus on life and focus on blue skies and green fields, and little fish swimming around and happy ponds, and happy trees and just focus, focus on the children. Focus on them around defend him. The things that have but none of them. We're gonna go against the enemy. We're gonna drive through them and they can feel it. They can feel God's will. Going through them, letting them low, taking them down in the depths, they swore they wanted, showing them who their god is. They will fall forever. I'm gonna be on in about 2838 minutes infowars.com But this rebellion against God will fall. They already know they're fallen. They already know they're losers. They're trying to take us with them. And everybody knows that in their heart who hasn't been infected by this.

Dan (01:41:34.000)

I haven't been infected by the you

Jordan (01:41:36.000)

could not that is a full Sam Jackson right there. That is a there's a reason you're not in every movie that's been made since the 1990s. Well, I

Dan (01:41:46.000)

mean, did you see that swing from talking to Bob Ross happy trees. Yeah. to I think about what the husband had been done to the kids. Yes, sir. It's fake crying. Yeah, that was the fakest cry and then it turns immediately to vengeful wrath. Like he's showing so many odd shall

Alex Jones (01:42:03.000)

rise up with Fiore

Jordan (01:42:04.000)

as I lay you low and Isha lady you low like Jericho, like if he's raised Jericho coming up in the next okay.

Dan (01:42:14.000)

If he's actually feeling the things he's presenting, he's feeling he's in trouble and see emotionally he's in trouble because you can then

Jordan (01:42:22.000)

we get back to the paranoid schizophrenia. Yeah. Because that's an act. Yeah. So what is he? I don't know. Is he is he god? Is he man? Is he some mix of the two? I think he is he the white Sam Jackson.

Dan (01:42:37.000)

He has tinges of paranoia, and then also horrible reading comprehension skills. I think that

Jordan (01:42:43.000)

possibly the most dangerous combination? Yeah.

Dan (01:42:47.000)

I don't know. I don't I honestly don't think I don't think he could function the way he does. And you know, actually know, my old

Jordan (01:42:54.000)

friends, too. He's too functional. Yeah.

Dan (01:42:58.000)

We don't like to think about the idea that this big of a liar could exist in the world. Yeah, that's a good point. But it's entirely possible that he gets off air. And he's just like, ooh, great show today.

Jordan (01:43:09.000)

There's there's every there's every type of monster in the human race. And it seems like this one has to exist. I mean, his

Dan (01:43:16.000)

editor recently came out and said, he's a complete sellout. There's a guy who was interviewed who used to work with David Knight, and said that before he went to work for Infowars, he was kind of a libertarian guy, but didn't buy into any of this shit. And as soon as he started working for Infowars, he did. And so the theory that this guy had was that they know they're in on the joke. They know what they're doing. Wow. Also, apparently, it's come out that Infowars employees, I can't find absolute proof of this, but I've seen it cited a couple of times that Infowars employees have signed lifelong NDAs non disclosure agreements

Jordan (01:43:52.000)

for the next 10 million years. Yeah. Like in Scientology,

Dan (01:43:56.000)

basically. Yeah. Okay. So it you know, it's entirely

Jordan (01:44:01.000)

long. That's illegal. No, it's not that that's not illegal. No,

Dan (01:44:05.000)

you can do that. You can sign something. You can never talk about this. It's a willful entering into a contract. That's true. Yeah, you can do it. It's just sketchy as fuck that sketchy as fuck because it kind of implies that like, if word ever gets out that we don't mean what we're saying. Yeah. And it's going to be really

Jordan (01:44:20.000)

Yeah, that's not that's not trade secrets, like a non compete agreement. Oh, that's Don't tell that we're lying all the time. That's a trade secret. Yeah. Good point. Good point.

Dan (01:44:33.000)

Anyway, here is where this is you just counter

Jordan (01:44:37.000)

code, my argument and counter counter code

Dan (01:44:39.000)

with this next.

Alex Jones (01:44:41.000)

We have the technology, the will the culture, the spirit, all of those things together to build the Stairway to Heaven. But building is what does it not tearing down? To? That said, though, when you're faced with pure evil, You have to take it down. And when the rubble falls, it will crush the innocence. And that's one of the greatest mysteries, to know how far to go. Because on this plane of existence good fights fire with fire. In fact, if good wanted to be evil, it would be infinitely worse than what these fallen people can even imagine. That's a really that's why those of us that are good and tight into God have to watch what we say and what what we speak into existence with these enemies, because these fallen creatures aren't as smart as we are. That we give them ideas. So remember that?

Dan (01:45:44.000)

That's a weird rationalization.

Jordan (01:45:46.000)

That's, but that is, that is a good summation of the way that kind of moral society evolves is, if you are good, you always have to have an evil to fight against. Yeah, if you're Batman, you always have to have a joker to fight against. So you wind up creating your own evil, right? So that, you know, we can go too far thing is the is the reality of any kind of morality based system. I don't Is that sooner or later, it's going to require a purity. That is not possible.

Dan (01:46:20.000)

Fair. But also, I don't like the idea that it's going to crush the innocence, there's going to be collateral damage.

Jordan (01:46:26.000)

Why is it crushing the innocent? I don't know. If you take evil down, it crushes the innocent Oh, no.

Dan (01:46:31.000)

But then also, the other part is like, that's why we have to be careful about what we say like,

Jordan (01:46:36.000)

because we bring it into the world. And we're so much smarter than evil.

Dan (01:46:38.000)

We've done maybe 1012 episodes of this show. One thing I can say with absolute certainty is that Alex never watches what he says. That's the most crazy thing.

Jordan (01:46:53.000)

That's a good point. I

Dan (01:46:54.000)

know a lot of things in life. And there's a lot of stuff. I don't know, what I do know is that he has never stopped himself from saying something.

Jordan (01:47:01.000)

Unless it was intention, even if it's classified.

Dan (01:47:05.000)

The only times he stops himself is when he's like, Oh, fuck, I'm gonna expose that. I don't know. I better say I'm not gonna get into that. Yeah.

Jordan (01:47:11.000)

So we're gonna go to a break. We're gonna go to a real quick break. Anyway, Alex has

Dan (01:47:15.000)

one last parting shot for this special report, which again, was supposed to be about that article that was in foreign policy. It's

Jordan (01:47:22.000)

right. Every time we get to the end of the episode, I have no idea what we started the episodes

Dan (01:47:28.000)

will be about Flynn and about the the article in Foreign Policy. Either of those things will be covered. But we've learned a lot about

Jordan (01:47:35.000)

it is called foreign affairs, even though it's not actually called foreign policy. It's called he was right when he said that it's called foreign if you can't lie, even when he lies. Even when he lies. He's telling the truth. Anyway,

Dan (01:47:45.000)

this is his parting shot to the report, which is ominous.

Alex Jones (01:47:48.000)

You want to get sucked into vampire holes and these people go ahead. But I want to warn all you that are cynical and giggling that serve the system that knows deep down on right, if you've got any spirit left any soul left. I'm Alex Jones. And you have been warned.

Jordan (01:48:01.000)

Yikes. You have been warned. Yeah. You have been warned.

Dan (01:48:06.000)

I don't want to go into vampire holes. I don't. But I also will never side with Alex.

Jordan (01:48:10.000)

I worry if that's if that's our binary. Yeah, vampire holes or Alex Jones. That's suck that is a rough binary is like, fuck it.

Dan (01:48:21.000)

Why did I get bored?

Jordan (01:48:22.000)

But you know if you've read the Anne Rice, vampire life seems pretty all right. I would go down into the vampire hole.

Dan (01:48:30.000)

If we're talking literal vampires,

Jordan (01:48:32.000)

wouldn't you go down in the vampire? We're talking Twilight Zone down to the vampire hole.

Dan (01:48:38.000)

Right Hank Williams? Here. So if we're talking literal vampires, maybe yeah, if we're talking his weird child molesting vampire No, thank you.

Jordan (01:48:47.000)

No, that's but that's a bad vampire.

Dan (01:48:50.000)

That's a very bad man.

Jordan (01:48:51.000)

That's I would not read a book on that vampire.

Dan (01:48:53.000)

Do you think that in the world of vampires, then there's a sliding scale of morality? You could be a good vampire.

Jordan (01:49:01.000)

No, but there is a sliding scale of insurance payments. That is, you know, so everybody, every vampire needs good health care.

Dan (01:49:09.000)

So that's the end of this special report that he did. But it's not the end of our episode. Oh, no, no. I have a couple bonus clips from Tuesday's episode,

Jordan (01:49:19.000)

because bonus clips, as you'll recall, yes.

Dan (01:49:23.000)

He said in a special report, which he aired before his Tuesday show. Yes. He said he was going to read that entire foreign policy article on the show. Yes. And I told you he didn't. He didn't. But he keeps saying he's going to throughout the show. You keep him

Jordan (01:49:45.000)

we can we just get a super clip of every time he says that he says that

Dan (01:49:49.000)

because I have a nine to five job. I did not have the time to isolate 30 times you are slacking off. He gets sidetracked by everything. Sean Spicer is doing a news conference. And he's like, Oh, look, we'll get back to the article. Let's go to this. Wow. And so he just cuts away and gets distracted and goes off on a bunch of tangents. I have a couple of them. This first one is about 50 Shades of Grey, the sequel, and how 50 are shades of grey, I believe. And then it's sort of about how it's eventually going to lead us to movies about how it's cool to have sex with kids.

Alex Jones (01:50:23.000)

So that what's going on in this country is you got a bunch of scum on top, who are into really bad stuff, and even get into their club. You got to do horrible things. And they know their whole party.

Dan (01:50:38.000)

That's again, his whole idea that in order to get into the elite group, you have to fuck a kid. Yeah, you have. It's like getting jumped into a gang. Yeah,

Jordan (01:50:46.000)

yeah. You have to kill your first man.

Dan (01:50:49.000)

Yeah, it's basically that everyone has to have blackmail on each other or else the system doesn't work. I don't believe that. That's how the world works. It's just a bad system seems untenable. Yeah.

Alex Jones (01:50:59.000)

is in trouble. Let's get this break. They know that their whole shindig is in trouble because they went so far, publicly saying they were going to teach pedophilia to kids sexualizing them trying to legalize Nambla saying mothers and fathers are bad.

Dan (01:51:23.000)

No one said the mothers and fathers are bad.

Jordan (01:51:24.000)

Nobody tried to publicly legalized Nambla. No, but I face Nambla. Real. Isn't that from Arrested Development?

Dan (01:51:31.000)

Now that's mother boy. Oh, okay.

Jordan (01:51:33.000)

I gotcha. That's right mother,

Alex Jones (01:51:35.000)

publicly saying there's 50 and then 100 genders and you can have a men's bathroom or a woman's bathroom because somebody else might not be a man or a woman just to make you feel bad for existing, total societal attack. And the intelligence agencies can't help but run across all the weird occultic stuff that the elites are into. It runs the gamut, but it's just an entire sewer of different garbage floating through it. Who are the things they're meant to but it's all about hurting in a sense. degradative people are dominating and slaving that's why they've got you know, 50 Shades of Grey that a new one comes out and it's more intense and now people are getting killed being part of it. Oh, God to death and then the hospitals are having all these emergency calls. And then next, it'll be Oh, killing somebody. And the next raping a child. See, that's how they successive approximation. People say well, it is kind of fun to slap your wife on the butt. You know, they like it. Well, that's not hurting somebody that's, that's fine. They like it. You like it? That's actually hurting somebody.

Jordan (01:52:36.000)

Okay. All right, where's this going? But they

Alex Jones (01:52:40.000)

take something innocent like that. Right. And they extrapolated out to the UN saying, why legalize men being able to pick up children up to five years old if your five year old or your son or daughter wants to go out with some potbelly pedophile that comes knocking on your door. The UN and some countries like Sweden are actually looking at legalizing and saying, Oh, your child can have Man Boy love. They're not?

Jordan (01:53:09.000)

No, they're very much not no. But also, also, if a pot bellied pedophile comes to your door and says I want to take your five year old out on a date. That's bad parenting. Definitely, even if it's legal, even if it's legal. That's just bad parenting.

Dan (01:53:24.000)

I also have two important points to make about this. If Alex really wants to get into like, you know, the nations of Renaissance and like the Great Western cultures, it's got to look at Greece and in Greenock good in Greek culture, men, children, they totally could, but it was only if it wasn't based in lust, if it was based on love and respect. And also the underage boys would fuck their teacher

Jordan (01:53:47.000)

it was generally that yeah, it was generally man on man nonsense.

Dan (01:53:52.000)

So I mean, it's first of all, Sweden's not doing this. No, but if you're going to look at look, look at classical, classical Western civilization. Let's

Jordan (01:54:02.000)

not let's just not but then the answers. let that one go. i He's going for the going from, oh, you're slapping your wife on the as and that's enjoyable for both people. Yeah. And now the UN is legalizing boy fucking Yeah.

Dan (01:54:16.000)

That's a crazy swing.

Jordan (01:54:18.000)

That is a very quick escalation there. Yeah,

Dan (01:54:21.000)

but then the other. The other thing I want to bring up is the idea that like, if your kid wants to fuck this pot bellied pedophile, they should have the right to. He's had Milo Yiannopoulos on twice in the last week and a half or so. For interviews. Milo has talked about how when he was underage, he fucked older dudes, and how he was the aggressor in it. So that's kind of what Alex is talking about.

Jordan (01:54:45.000)

I don't want to be here right now. Why are you making me feel bad?

Dan (01:54:52.000)

I don't know. So I mean, it's just like it's a little you know, we want to talk to Milo about that. We want to you want to grill him on it. Yeah. I mean, maybe that's not his position, but

Jordan (01:55:01.000)

we did get called out for our Milo commentary. And I don't necessarily disagree with all of what we were criticized about. I do want to make the point that Milo is a Nazi. All conversations and right there. Come on, man.

Dan (01:55:19.000)

Don't Don't antagonize the listeners. I'm sorry. But yeah, I will say it was a little iffy of us not to listen on the show to the thing that we said we were gonna listen.

Jordan (01:55:31.000)

Yeah, boy, it was just so hard. It was he made me feel so bad. Just like all of what's happening in these last two quick clips.

Dan (01:55:38.000)

Well, I'll tell you this. This one's a little more fun. In this clip, I believe Alex Jones makes the argument that science fiction is a conspiracy.

Alex Jones (01:55:48.000)

The government's like, divided into two there's a civil war going on. And the bureaucracy is the people and a lot of control positions are obviously Obama people. Remember how he put 10s of 1000s of new people in before he left? Like putting moles in everywhere? I mean, this is so seditious, and then they tell us when they're the globalist takeover army, they're the corporate invaders. It'd be like if aliens invaded.

Dan (01:56:12.000)

And by the way, I want to say this real quick. This is one of my favorite clips we've ever pulled. So to get ready for that, okay, this won't let you down.

Jordan (01:56:20.000)

All right, but they're building this up. This better be fucking this better deliver.

Dan (01:56:23.000)

This is also further evidence that Alex believes the stuff he says that he doesn't believe. Okay, there's more of that. He's such a conundrum. He's not he's an idiot.

Alex Jones (01:56:34.000)

And we had a president that got elected to deal with the threat. And the aliens pointed their fingers at No, the Russians are the threat because Trump was talking to the Russians about fighting aliens. Because globalism is alien it's a new form of government it's global, it's oppressive as anti human it's satanic it's directed fighting Bible and fallen off world entity mean they make fun of that on The Young Turks and and having them post the New York Times Oh, Jones believes them offworld entity is directing humanity to destroy itself. Yeah, that's what every major culture believes. And I'm Christian and the Jews believe that too. And you know what you look around that's what's going on. And then the find out the world leaders are praying to it and believe they're getting satanic knowledge on how to fight us. And you know what, either study the British families in the 1850s that did all this what and they got nothing believe they're channeling the stuff and then envisioned a DNA. Why Atrix envisioned all the major sciences computers, and then went on and told her scientists start developing it. We've got to have the general public here about this so that the inventors come forward. So they got HG Wells, in the 1890s. And things start, and others start writing this knowing that, that the elites couldn't come up with it, but they've been given the knowledge. So they believe that they put out basically the basic template in predictive programming that then, because we're made the image of God, we're master builders, that that there would be humans that would then build it because they heard about it.

Dan (01:58:12.000)

Do you understand? Wait, wait, we got a diagram. Wait, what's real? What?

Jordan (01:58:18.000)

So what sort of Satan's up here? Right? Satan's at the top? Yeah. And he is this extra demand, or at least satanic thinking is at the top or demons or whatever, whatever it is, you want to go there at the top. And then we have the 1850s British government, and they're globalist,

Dan (01:58:33.000)

they're global. They're globalist, and they're channeling this satanic force. Okay. And it tells us

Jordan (01:58:39.000)

so they're channeling and not. So I thought we were starting with offworld entities that both the Christians and the Jews believe

Dan (01:58:46.000)

well, no, that's because that's he's trying to appeal to the idea of like, they believe in Satan. He's a fallen angel.

Jordan (01:58:53.000)

So that's what we're talking about as offworld entities because him saying offworld is kind of very much like, hey, you know, these Martians are coming to the 1850s British government that knows or that that gets the knowledge that these things are possible. They planted in the brain of HG Wells. Who, who hate No, he did build. He did build a working time machine. No, I think we all know that's true.

Dan (01:59:18.000)

It's great podcast. I miss it very much. Yeah, I know, right? But no note so you're skipping that author's podcast, you're skipping a step. So the satanic hour, they're more globalists channel this information, they find all knowledge. Yes. They want to tell scientists to make it yes, they know, fuck, people are gonna know we got this information from somewhere, right? They're gonna be freaked out by this, of course. So they tell science fiction authors to write stories

Jordan (01:59:46.000)

who would definitely not be freaked out by that at all about

Dan (01:59:48.000)

the stuff that they have gotten the demonic information about. So when the public finds out about it, they're ready for it because they've read about it in science

Jordan (01:59:57.000)

fiction. That is such a needless The complicated plan. We talk about Jensen's razor, just hire a dude. Also, like, apparently you can sign a nondisclosure for your entire life. And I

Dan (02:00:10.000)

mean, you brought up the time machine that's a book by HG Wells still don't have one of those invisible

Jordan (02:00:16.000)

or do we? Or do away with predictive programming.

Dan (02:00:22.000)

Invisible Man.

Jordan (02:00:23.000)

Yeah, we have invisible people now war of Ghost in the Shell.

Dan (02:00:27.000)

I don't know the rest of HG Wells bibliography but I think I think you've got the highlights. I think none of them have been invented. Anyway, you spend she goes more on this. The end of my clip description is just Alex's an idiot.

Alex Jones (02:00:45.000)

I mean, sounds like a science fiction movie. That's what you're live. You

Jordan (02:00:48.000)

just referenced the science fiction. Okay. So well, they've

Alex Jones (02:00:51.000)

got you obsessed with UFOs and you know, crash rockets and weather balloons and all this. That's, that's not where this stuff came from. It came from the other dimensions. Okay. It's like that Goofy Movie Pacific Rim. We thought the aliens would come from outer space. They came from a rift in this time space continuum, a blast gate and the deep ocean. So wait, that was real? That's basically what it is. But it's not. Okay. 500 yard tall dinosaurs. Because that would be way more fun. And then you can say, well, that's just insanity. But I talked to top psychiatrists, psychologists, genetic engineers, all of all unbelieving God. No. Oh, no. Interstellar, intergalactic. I mean, just that that's what Christians all believed. There's a fallen devil. It wants to overthrow creation do horrible things in the days of men. But all this was happening. There were giants and the seed wasn't clean because they genetically manipulated God's design.

Jordan (02:01:47.000)

Wait. That's in the Bible.

Alex Jones (02:01:51.000)

And so God had to wipe off all the life on earth all the come off, start over and then we dig up all this fantastical stuff. They tell us Oh, that's billions of years old. Posts. We're living in the middle of a fantastic Forbidden Planet.

Dan (02:02:09.000)

I think he's saying there at the end that dinosaurs are fake.

Jordan (02:02:12.000)

I think he just

Dan (02:02:13.000)

did say that. Vicki, Eddie Bravo

Jordan (02:02:15.000)

this thing? Yeah, no, that's he was doing the CS Lewis off this planet. trilogy right there.

Dan (02:02:23.000)

I don't I don't know

Jordan (02:02:25.000)

this. This dark this. This coming dark. Oh, god dammit. I don't remember it. CS Lewis. He wrote this. He wrote this series of science fiction novels, which were weird. Like, you know, how the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe? Were a thinly veiled freestyle ago. Yeah, exactly. This one is even more batshit. And that's basically that. That's pretty much what he was just describing right there. Okay. But also, what the fuck was he just describing right there.

Dan (02:02:59.000)

I'm not going to do this, because that clips really long, but I almost want to listen to it again.

Jordan (02:03:03.000)

Kind of due to I still don't understand what it was. So

Dan (02:03:07.000)

so I'm gonna, I'm gonna play it back. It's not

Jordan (02:03:10.000)

really like we're not billions of years old. I think we can establish that. No. Right. So no, because he made that noise. Yeah. So even way back when people were genetically engineering the seed, because there were giant people would have been like, 2000 years. So there were there were giant people. Then God gave the flood. Yeah, no, I think he is referencing the flood, which was only about 4000 years, but he's

Dan (02:03:35.000)

talking about like the, the Elohim and what have you, right, not the low which

Jordan (02:03:41.000)

again, in the Bible, nowhere pointed out that there's Lucifer as a fallen angel. There's no devil.

Dan (02:03:47.000)

No, but but there are a couple of verses that talk about like angels came down and bred with human women. And it was an abomination.

Jordan (02:03:55.000)

And sounds fucking sexy to me.

Dan (02:03:57.000)

There's no like, there. There are a couple of weird verses in the Old Testament. Yeah, that could be well, because it's not fucking real. Could be metaphorical. Also, even within that. Yeah, but a lot of people glom on to those and they're like, Oh, this is proof of fucking giants.

Jordan (02:04:14.000)

Oh, yeah. Well, isn't there though those. There's the references to terrible lizards. And that's why people say that dinosaurs were actually a short while ago,

Dan (02:04:24.000)

those giants are probably why we had the floods to begin with.

Jordan (02:04:27.000)

We were too tall. They were just too tall.

Dan (02:04:29.000)

So here's a little bit more on this.

Jordan (02:04:31.000)

If it had only rained for 39 days and 39 Nights, they would still be right above the water, they would still be able to breathe that last day put their head up. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, they had snorkels.

Dan (02:04:43.000)

They can't tread water is the thing. Much like globalists can't reproduce

Jordan (02:04:48.000)

true facts. If there's anything you take away from our podcast, it is that giants can't tread water.

Dan (02:04:54.000)

Let's see what the rest of this clip is.

Alex Jones (02:04:57.000)

Okay, and I'm telling you the elite they know the secret I don't know him. I've just reverse engineered and studied and read their writings and watch what they're doing. But but either this is all true or they're just completely insane. I'm not saying I believe any of it or but I know this they want to turn over at Western society to a bunch of radical Islamic men, because they hate Christianity and they hate women. They love women, but the globalist absolutely hate women.

Dan (02:05:27.000)

globalists, eight women will say women,

Jordan (02:05:31.000)

okay, so that one that dinosaurs only 6000 years old dinosaurs because of that, maybe because of that. We know that Western society is opening its doors to Islamize. Men. Yeah. Because they hate Christianity. Yeah. And they hate women. Yeah. Says the guy who called a woman sweet cakes 45 Fucking aggressively to Yeah, like a fucking when she called him out on being drunk. Yeah, I hope I hope Yeah, yeah, the globalists, the globalist. They hate women. Yeah.

Dan (02:06:04.000)

So but like, I think that's fucking crazy. But what that's fucking crazy. What I think is more important is that like,

Jordan (02:06:10.000)

I don't believe this. That's what they believe. You listen to them for four minutes. So either so don't fucking tell me argument. The argument that he made was either they believe this, and they're insane. Or they're just insane. And at no point does he go like, or I'm insane. Or I'm maybe insane

Dan (02:06:31.000)

as possible. I've lost it. Yeah.

Jordan (02:06:34.000)

If he had one moment of clarity on his show, just one moment where he's like, holy shit, guys. I don't know if I actually believe

Dan (02:06:41.000)

I've gone NATO. Yeah.

Jordan (02:06:46.000)

Hey, listen, Colonel Kurtz. He dead

Dan (02:06:51.000)

don't fucking know anymore. Do

Jordan (02:06:52.000)

not use this toothpaste. It will drive you insane. It's blued is not a sign. I've tried to sell you crushed up bone pills.

Dan (02:07:02.000)

When we realize it's crazy. It's like he's seeing how far you can get before people are like uniformally. Yeah,

Jordan (02:07:11.000)

shut the fuck. Yeah, that would be it. Oh, is there?

Dan (02:07:16.000)

Is there high performance trolling?

Jordan (02:07:18.000)

That's that. Is there. Is there any line? Do you think there's any line? Hmm? No, no, there can be a lot of this. If we're already past multiple dimensions. Yeah, vampires are real. Yeah. Everybody's a pedophile? Yeah, everyone who's not with like, on his side? Yeah. globalists can't reproduce. Yeah, dinosaurs, maybe not even real at all? Maybe not giants? Yeah. Sides. Science fiction is how the globalist taught us technology from the devil. What, what is what is there left to say? The

Dan (02:07:55.000)

outright turning it into a Nazi organization? Like really?

Jordan (02:07:59.000)

We're on the if not on the edge? No, we're way into Nazi organization. You've already he just has to call herself a Nazi.

Dan (02:08:10.000)

We're dog whistling at this point. Okay. Like he I don't think I don't know how much of his audience would follow him if he was just like, guys. Gotta be honest. It's the Jews.

Jordan (02:08:20.000)

You know what your You're right. You're right.

Dan (02:08:22.000)

I think a good percentage would but I think you'd lose a pretty solid percent a bigger percentage than we want. We would hope. Yeah.

Jordan (02:08:29.000)

No, because yeah, he and he, you're I think you're right, because he does go out of his way to be like, Oh, what was it? What was it that he said that Trump was gonna build factories in black areas? Yeah. Which is that article? I don't know what it was that I it? Does he? Is that a good thing?

Dan (02:08:47.000)

Well, he's, he's, uh,

Jordan (02:08:48.000)

I mean, he's insinuating the black people are going to work in these factories.

Dan (02:08:51.000)

He's harkening back to the idea that Trump knows that inner cities need more jobs, and that will fix everything and that he's going to

Jordan (02:08:59.000)

again, right, not not just black people live in inner cities,

Dan (02:09:03.000)

very much true. Also reductive in terms of what the actual issues and very racist

Jordan (02:09:07.000)

on its own. Yeah, on its face. Like, like he's he's saying that like he's a racial justice warrior when it's exactly

Dan (02:09:15.000)

lots of hate that yeah, PJ Dubs? Not a fan? No. But like, I can't get away from this. Yes. The argument that he's putting forth about satanic forces, giving the globalists, their information

Jordan (02:09:31.000)

1850s British globalist

Dan (02:09:33.000)

that they've then fed to HG Wells? Yes. That's not what the globalists believe he believes that yes, he believes that based on his quote unquote, research is reverse engineering, which is okay. Sure. Yeah. But like that he can't dodge that by saying I don't believe this is what they believe. No, that

Jordan (02:09:55.000)

one's purely his and that any if anything else is that ones the one that we can point to that is, you really believe that the

Dan (02:10:05.000)

craziest part of that last. And if he tries to dodge the idea that, you know, satanic forces exist and they can influence people and these,

Jordan (02:10:17.000)

these, Dracula's aren't real, right. He

Dan (02:10:19.000)

can't dodge that because he it's in that clip. Yep. He's literally saying he believes that Satan gives technological advances to the globalists. Yeah, he has to believe that what they believe is real. You have to Yeah, or else I don't know what the.

Jordan (02:10:37.000)

But it's a holy war. That's what he's that just like, just like, imply just like that's what you're fighting. Really? No. Otherwise you wouldn't have me on to giggle like a lunatic.

Dan (02:10:50.000)

Oh, I'm just doing this hangout. I just like wine.

Jordan (02:10:57.000)

That is the tagline to this podcast knowledge fight. We just like wine. No, there's no wait. No, no. Wait, that one's that one's not. He's in on it. He's all in.

Dan (02:11:09.000)

Yeah, I have one more clip and it's from about an hour and 40 minutes into Tuesday's episode. And about three and a half hours into this episode. Yeah, it this is where he finally gets into the article. He finally gets into

Jordan (02:11:24.000)

finally got how many sentences? Bet? Oh, no, actually, you know, you already know I do. I'm gonna go yes. I'm gonna go with he manages to make it. He interrupts in the first sentence. He makes it total through four sentences maximum. Okay,

Alex Jones (02:11:41.000)

let's see. Let me get some of this article a little more with David.

Dan (02:11:46.000)

Make no mistake, I cut it before David knight comes.

Alex Jones (02:11:49.000)

Thank God. The Kremlin is starting to worry about Trump. And the article really doesn't say much about that. It's more of just a communication of the world that

Dan (02:11:57.000)

the article does actually. I'm sorry that it does. Quite a bit about that

Alex Jones (02:12:05.000)

ugly that okay? prompts for real and he's super dangerous because he's real. That listen to this. The last thing the Russian government expects it was a 2017 would bring it face to face with not a revolution of the past. As they say they're canceling the Bolshevik Revolution celebration for the first half of the 100th year anniversary. Putin doesn't like it. He says it's bad. They twist that and say because Putin is afraid of revolutions now.

Jordan (02:12:31.000)

Wait, did we read any of the actual article

Dan (02:12:34.000)

we read? I read that first paragraph that was talking about the Bolshevik Revolution and the 100 year No, no, I mean, him just now. I think he read about a sentence. And then he interrupted with

Jordan (02:12:45.000)

his own commentary. Oh, one point for Jordan.

Alex Jones (02:12:48.000)

Putin was a secret acolyte of Alexander Schultz. And he said that's all those cannot be met now and doesn't like communism and what the West did to Russia. And he wants Russia to become a superpower and be strong and free markets when they have people getting married. Having kids Christian, anti globalist. They're banning the trainee bathrooms. Okay.

Dan (02:13:09.000)

They're all great. Great. Yeah. All right. Fuck you, right.

Jordan (02:13:12.000)

Hey, how about fuck you?

Dan (02:13:14.000)

You know what? Oh, great. You know what else they're doing? They're making it not a crime to beat your wife. Yeah, I

Jordan (02:13:18.000)

know. I saw that. Oh, that's awesome. Good. Take that globalist job, Christian. All of the all of these globalists making it illegal to beat your wife, great. Bear the rod spoil the life.

Alex Jones (02:13:32.000)

They're the opposite of Hollywood. And Hollywood knows it. Christianity's coming back there. It's real and all the Cold War. brainwashes don't want people to believe the proof of what's happening. And Soros has been trying to overthrow it desperately. To the last thing Russia government expects it 2017 would bring it face to face not with revolution of the past. Well, the revolution of the President, the radical regime change taking place United States as a result of the electoral victory of Donald Trump. It is Trump's electoral revolution that has captured the imagination and fanned the fears of Russian elites. That's not true. They're breaking completely with this whole free market money. That

Jordan (02:14:13.000)

was five sentences. No, there wasn't. You don't think so? Well, I know he transitioned into the words of the article because those were not his words. So I might have been like three sentence might have been three sentences. All right.

Dan (02:14:23.000)

But then he's like, that's not true. Yeah.

Alex Jones (02:14:28.000)

And embracing it two points for Jordan. Now, now, it's the truth though. They go on to say Trump isn't narcissistic and mentally ill. He's actually a hardcore revolutionary that believes in Americanism. Listen to this. The search for a key to Trump's mind boggling and miscellaneous gusher of policies. Not miscellaneous. It's all targeted for free to people. No back sorry. The search for a key to Trump's mind boggling and miscellaneous gusher, policy directors has tended to focus on his disturbingly erratic, vindictive simplistic, narcissistic, insecure and occasionally delusional personality. Yeah, that's a really good idea. That's not the case do exception being made for those conspiracy theorist who treat him as a kind of Manchurian Candidate, or sock puppet of the Kremlin, like Dallas, writes this, they're saying he's not a Russian agent.

Dan (02:15:16.000)

He's worse get ready. The CIA didn't write this,

Alex Jones (02:15:20.000)

like most observers have been late to recognize is the extent to which behind his mask as a showman. Trump views himself as a revolutionary insurgent with a mission to dismantle America's old regime and that's the secret then they go on and say Russia they're gonna see these in this battle you he means that he means it come on come on. You don't really want to do this to you he's gonna take over it's like selling snow cones in hell to promote freedom over the globalist everybody wants one

Jordan (02:15:50.000)

every week snow cones and hell yeah. to free the globalist to free yourself from the globalist everybody wants one.

Dan (02:15:57.000)

It's like selling snowballs and hell in order to like to

Jordan (02:16:00.000)

Yeah, okay, now I get that now I get the metaphor.

Dan (02:16:03.000)

Yeah. So one of the things that's important is the quote that he was reading was correct. But the important word there I think, is views. And that is the Trump views himself as a revolutionary insurgent.

Jordan (02:16:15.000)

Really does. I don't think he views himself as anything other than a big ball of small Trump's big trump suit.

Dan (02:16:24.000)

But I mean, it could be it could be generous, perhaps. But the article goes on to say Trump's tactics certainly belong in the classic revolutionary playbook. His shocking style of executive action is designed to rattle Congress catch his opponents unprepared and incite his base to wage war on the establishment. That's a fair assessment, okay, likes to keep people on their toes. And

Jordan (02:16:43.000)

I mean, not a lot of revolutionaries are dealing with Congress, like Che Guevara wasn't like, Oh, I'm gonna get that Congress.

Dan (02:16:50.000)

Yeah. But when he says that article is called, The Kremlin is starting to be worried about Trump. And he's like, he's like, they don't they don't talk about that at all.

Jordan (02:17:00.000)

Sure. Sure. They do. I'm sure they I'm sure the other I'm sure Russia never talks about the American government ever. Why would they Russian polo would they have to

Dan (02:17:12.000)

talk about Russian policymakers, obsessed as they are with the fear of color revolutions may understand better than Americans and Europeans the radical nature of political change that has descended on Washington. The article goes on to describe Lenin and the revolution, that the Germans allowed to go on with the Bolsheviks and how the conversations with Russian policymakers and experts indicate they're starting to have similar fears and doubts today about the revolution that Trump is going on with Baba Baba, let me scroll down here. They they were celebrating trouble winning the election. Of course, they were now that Trump is in power, political elites in Moscow have stopped cheering. They read. I believe that they recognize that Russia's position has become abruptly and agonizingly complex. It's true that Trump's ascension opens up the possibility of normalizing Russia's relations with the West, beginning with a reduction or even elimination of sanctions. It also validates a lot of Russia's ideological criticisms of the liberal order, and may perhaps foreshadow policy reversals that Moscow has long hoped for, such as the Cold War Alliance breaking up and disentanglement

Jordan (02:18:23.000)

Do you know what I didn't consider until just now while you're reading that this is boring that no no, not that this is boring. Although you did say that off Mike. I don't know if you guys heard that. He just told me that this was boring. Yeah. No, I didn't consider a policy. Well. Yeah, we gotta get into this. I didn't actually consider that maybe at this point. Russia is thinking this is gonna blow up in our fucking faces. That's kind of what this they have to be thinking that right? Yeah. Like just looking at what's going on in our, like, Flynn going down has to be the one where they're like, we did not see that coming. Oh, shit. Yeah, that is a big oshit moment for them. But

Dan (02:19:02.000)

Trump's revolution is also ushering in a period of turmoil and uncertainty, including the likelihood of self defeating trade wars, still traumatized by the disintegration of the Soviet Union. Russia is present leadership has no appetite for global instability.

Jordan (02:19:18.000)

Ah, I don't think they are doing a great job of avoiding global instability considering what they're doing right now.

Dan (02:19:23.000)

This gets into a little bit later about how because Trump is erratic, unpredictable, it's taking away that as a tool that Putin can use also point because he was the one who would like go around normal traditions and stuff like that. Yeah. And now he can't use that as as heavy a punch.

Jordan (02:19:42.000)

He created a monster well, because and it turns out he can't control the monster unless he actually so so that kind of really then puts into question whether or not he really has blackmail material on Trump, because right now, it's not going his way.

Dan (02:20:00.000)

Women maybe not in the short term? Well,

Jordan (02:20:02.000)

we haven't lifted the sanctions yet. Have we? No, no, no.

Dan (02:20:05.000)

So do you think that would be a calamity?

Jordan (02:20:08.000)

I don't Yeah, there's no way we wind up doing that. No, no, no, no. So so the stated objective for Putin, I think, not stated. It's in the white papers. Everybody knows, you guys don't read it, but I read it and I'm gonna report it to you the assumed the, the assumed objective we have for Putin. That idea is to create that instability in America. That way he can dismantle or at least pick apart at the EU. That will give him the opening to then create trade agreements. Outside of the EU.

Dan (02:20:41.000)

The only possible end game is creating chaos in our political system

Jordan (02:20:45.000)

and then retaking the Soviet Union because Putin's McLuhan's really just kind of nostalgic, but

Dan (02:20:51.000)

that's almost exactly what we speculated. 10 episodes, but yeah, but that's what I'm

Jordan (02:20:55.000)

saying. That's what we're thinking. Now. It based on what you're reading right now. It seems like that's not going according to plan at all.

Dan (02:21:06.000)

Possibly, possibly, I don't know. Anyway, I want to get through this because I hate reading. But the end I want you to hang in which

Jordan (02:21:15.000)

you share a solid quality with our patron saint Alex. Yeah,

Dan (02:21:19.000)

but I do it if I'm going to talk about that's the difference. That's a good point. So when he talks about them announcing that they're going to kill Trump? Yes. The only thing I can base that on is this next line. Okay. What the, what the Kremlin fears most today is that Trump may be ousted or even killed. That's the only line that has anything to do with it. And I don't think that they're saying they're worried that that's going to happen. It's just that that would be a bad outcome. It would be a bad outcome, and they shouldn't be worried his ouster Kremlin insiders argue is bound to unleash a virulent and bipartisan anti Russian campaign in Washington agreed oddly, therefore, Putin has become a hostage to Trump's survival and success. This seriously restricted Russia's geopolitical options. The Kremlin is perfectly aware that Democrats want to use Russia to discredit and possibly impeach Trump, while Republican elites want to use Russia to deflate and discipline Trump. The Russian government fears not only Trump's downfall, of course, but also the possibility that he could opportunistically switch to a tough anti Moscow line in order to make peace with a hawkish Republican leaders in Congress.

Jordan (02:22:24.000)

Jesus Christ. That's

Dan (02:22:26.000)

what's in this article. That

Jordan (02:22:27.000)

is, and that is brilliant. That is, wow. i No matter how much I think about foreign policy, which I do kind of really think about it a lot. Yeah, it is. It's constantly reminding me that this game is so ridiculously complex.

Dan (02:22:47.000)

Now consider this. Yes, Trump's presidency has also complicated Moscow's relations with China and Iran, giant comms Moscow is interested in normalization with the West, but not at the cost of joining a Washington led anti China Coalition, which Trump seems insistent on creating he really wants it. Moreover, Putin's Russia hosts up to 20 million Muslims and therefore cannot indulge in the radical anti Islam rhetoric adopted by Trump.

Jordan (02:23:11.000)

Holy shit.

Alex Jones (02:23:12.000)

Yeah,

Jordan (02:23:13.000)

this is fucking chaos. Yep. So so it. So now we're luck. Now we're looking at if Russia, so they did have an influence on the election? There's no denying that,

Dan (02:23:25.000)

yes. But this article, even whenever they're talking about that talk about, they make it very clear that it's unclear what kind of definitive role they played, or if the influence that they had when

Jordan (02:23:35.000)

that decisive and that's a great, but that did have some role? Yes. Whether or not it was a deciding role, or or whatever there was,

Dan (02:23:43.000)

this article would argue that they were Putin was mostly against the idea of Hillary because she was against his actions in Ukraine. Yeah. And that is what she would have been really

Jordan (02:23:53.000)

tough on Russia. Yeah. So he almost almost aggressively so to maybe our detriment. Yeah.

Dan (02:23:59.000)

Yeah. It's hard to say whether you know, being too lacks are too strict is the worst. Well, and

Jordan (02:24:05.000)

as we can see from this fucking article, who the goddamn Hell knows what's going to happen when you push a little button? Yeah. Because now there are 10 million different scenarios that might wind up happening. And I agree, if in which it seems inevitable that Trump will be impeached, probably in some fashion or another. Yeah. And it will almost certainly be because of his ties to Russia. Which means that Russia will be our biggest bad guy. Yeah, it's It's Red Dawn, we're fighting Red Dawn. That's what's happening, right.

Dan (02:24:37.000)

I mean, I don't know. I haven't like done a ton of research into it. But there were stories coming out today of like, Russian fighter planes buzzing our ships and stuff. Yeah. Like I think that's not like WarGames stuff. But it's like it's testing. It is it's fucking it's. It's wagon. dikkat. Yeah,

Jordan (02:24:53.000)

yeah. Anyway, is a bad idea if you're Russia. Yeah. I

Dan (02:24:57.000)

don't want that to be the end result but I think If we could all just go back to a main maintaining of what was going on three months ago, maybe. Cool.

Jordan (02:25:06.000)

How, how crazy is it that way to think oh, man, that's that's so much like the declassified information. I don't know if it's declassified. But it's information that's now out where there was a US military training exercise trade home that showed up on Russia on Russia's intelligence reports as being exactly like what would happen if America was launching a first strike. So they sent the order we're retaliating and it was because of one dude on the on the button basically, who was like, let's hold back and wait, that we don't have a massive nuclear war. Yeah. And it was really that one guy like you go back, he got a metal and thrown into Siberia never to be heard from

Dan (02:25:58.000)

again. Yeah, it's weird how close we can come.

Jordan (02:26:02.000)

Exactly. So it seems like that is that kind of smoking gun right there where it

Dan (02:26:06.000)

is one pussy hair away from destruction. All the time. Yeah. And we let me wrap up this article.

Jordan (02:26:12.000)

And I love I love nuclear weapons. Yeah, it's so great that they're in the world. Boy, we

Dan (02:26:16.000)

shouldn't have created those. Yeah. Anyway, all about Shuddha. This, this actually is pretty interesting and ends pretty interestingly, anyone who spends any time in Moscow will quickly discover that ordinary Russians, in contrast with a majority of Europeans feel surprisingly positive about Trump. One reason is that they're exhausted at Russia's confrontation with the West. Another is that they share Trump's cynical, borderline apocalyptic view of international politics. Like Trump, they never believed in Win Win politics in the first place. Most interestingly, of all, they readily compared Trump to an early Boris Yeltsin, impulsive, charismatic, trusting only of his family and ready to bomb the parliament if that works to cement his hold on power. The problem for the Kremlin is that Yeltsin was a revolutionary leader, and Putin has decided to make 2017 a year for deploring not celebrating revolutions, which goes back to the beginning of the article when he's talking about the Bolshevik Revolution, which is just good writing to tie the end back to the beginning of good writing when you're when you're talking foreign policy stuff, and it's kind of you're in the weeds a little bit like that article is the ability to bring the end back to the beginning. First of all, I tip my hat. That's good, right. Yeah. And then second. I mean, like, what do you know, when he says that, like it's deploring? Obviously, that's a little bit of a typical, horrible Yeah. So that's just a stylish flair.

Jordan (02:27:38.000)

i That's a very well written piece I did that avoids my most hated thing that happens in news right now. Especially opinion bullshit, is when somebody talks about populism. At no point in time does that article ever go with and tray and Trump's own particular brand of populism or whatever it is? Right, right, right, because that's the laziest dumbest thing you can say. Yeah, it's a short cut for You're an idiot. And that article is just well researched point by point and has really good analysis

Dan (02:28:07.000)

and has nothing to do with the things that it says it does. It's great writing.

Jordan (02:28:11.000)

That's really good. So shout who's the writer of that? Let's cite him.

Dan (02:28:16.000)

This was by Pepe Don't wake me. You'd find it in PA foreign policy. Magazine. Don't

Jordan (02:28:23.000)

search foreign affairs, no matter what Alex Jones tells you came

Dan (02:28:27.000)

up two days ago. It was written by Ivan crest IV and Stephen Holmes in relation. Okay.

Jordan (02:28:34.000)

But yeah, good job, guys. Yeah. From from the bottom of our tiny tiny podcasts heart.

Dan (02:28:42.000)

Yeah. Good work. Yeah. So I mean, you know, this is just yet another example of, you know, him taking a source. He created an entire Special Report. Yeah. To try and distract from the flag fact that Flynn

Jordan (02:28:58.000)

was Yeah, way out. This is y2k all over again. He took a news

Dan (02:29:02.000)

story. They didn't say what he said it said, and then use it as a deflection from his main man, Michael Flynn having to resign so we didn't have to talk about that. Yeah, except to lie about the transcripts. And what Michael Flynn actually did. He was in and he was too genuine. Yeah. So he creates this sensationalized thing. He stepped down

Jordan (02:29:21.000)

not because he was maybe doing anything wrong, right. But because he's a martyr for the

Dan (02:29:27.000)

cause. Yeah. So he manages to talk about this without talking about it for 3540 minutes in the Special Report, right manages to string a whole fucking show along about it without actually getting into it. Yeah. Meanwhile, telling us that science fiction is

Jordan (02:29:44.000)

from Satan, from Satan,

Dan (02:29:47.000)

fantasizing about Dracula's and lasciviously, talking about pornographers and child murderers and how if you're not on his side, you're for them. It's all insanity and he threw

Jordan (02:29:58.000)

as much Like Like imagine there's a bullseye on one side of your wall like a dartboard with Michael Flynn's face on it right now turn 100 at 180 degrees and throw all of the spaghetti you've ever seen in your entire life at the wall. And just hope people don't look at that fucking dartboard

Dan (02:30:20.000)

the evidence that he's not crazy. Is that I mean, I don't know how you'd pull that kind of that level of not dealing with it off if you are crazy denial. Yeah, you have to be like, you have to be intentionally dodging shit or else.

Jordan (02:30:38.000)

Yeah, that's right.

Dan (02:30:39.000)

I don't know. Anyway, Jordan has been fun trip through Tuesday's events as always on the Info Wars website because it wasn't just the Alex Jones Show today. Right. Special Report Special Report. People can find us at We have a Tumblr people can check out knowledge fight.tumblr.com

Jordan (02:30:58.000)

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Dan (02:31:06.000)

Send us an email if you think we're dumb lib. tard Cox over at knowledge fight@gmail.com. And if you are a satanic offworld entity and you want to tell me about a new machine,

Jordan (02:31:17.000)

dude, we want to hear that shit. I know. Fiction Writing needs. I need a book idea. I need something.

Dan (02:31:24.000)

All right. So if a satanic being wants to tell me about a machine, I will tell Jordan about it. He'll write a book about it and we'll get there. We'll get it done. Yeah. Anyway, Jordan has been fun. As always. We'll catch you next time. But until then, we're policy walks. Just a couple of fucking polls.

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Jordan (02:31:46.000)

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Dan (02:31:47.000)

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Alex Jones (02:31:48.000)

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