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Alex Jones (00:00:00.000)

Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Well, Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.

Dan (00:00:07.000)

Hey everybody, welcome back to knowledge fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan and we are a couple dudes like to sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. There's

Jordan (00:00:15.000)

a special twist today though we're not drinking novelty beverages.

Dan (00:00:19.000)

Na Na, na.

Jordan (00:00:21.000)

Sod wine. My friend palisade.

Dan (00:00:23.000)

I think I think it's in honor of Area, California and maybe the Palisades

Jordan (00:00:28.000)

now it's France. Also the Palisades are in Florida. No, they're

Dan (00:00:31.000)

not. Isn't it an area of California, isn't it? I don't know. I think it is. I think I might be thinking of the Everglades. I associate them. Definitely. I associate them with Saved by the Bell for some reason. They live in the Palisades.

Jordan (00:00:45.000)

know they constantly had to keep building Palisades to keep the Huns out. A lot of Saved by the bell if I remember.

Dan (00:00:51.000)

That's correct. All the high jinks that Zack Morris one is gone. Yeah, the king is calm the dork on the show. Yeah. So what is a podcast? I

Jordan (00:01:01.000)

kill that. That's family. I'm just throwing them all in there. If we're gonna make a pot pie of shitty references, we might as well go all the way.

Dan (00:01:10.000)

All right. So this is a podcast where we talk about Alex Jones. Indeed, twist is

Jordan (00:01:15.000)

you know a lot about Alex Jones, my friend you

Dan (00:01:17.000)

don't know anything about him. Today we'll be going over the November 1 2017. Three

Jordan (00:01:23.000)

days away from Ragnarok. Burning everybody down? Absolutely. But first I have a cup or only one two days away from Thor Ragnarok.

Dan (00:01:32.000)

I have a couple of things I want to get into really quick before we start the show that have nothing to do with the show, of course, but we got to turn this into a little bit of like, look, people get tired of fucking Alex Jones. So let's give them a little bit of something I know is

Jordan (00:01:43.000)

ex wife got tired of fucking let me tell you about Genghis Khan. Oh,

Dan (00:01:50.000)

boy. So I got a couple people I want to put on blast. Yeah. Okay. The first of them is Will Smith.

Jordan (00:01:59.000)

Will Smith fine. So again, the time somebody finally took him down before we start the

Dan (00:02:05.000)

show live here on Twitch. I like to have a themed playlist that people can try and guess the theme of and today's was songs with cities or apparently, counties regions in the title I was going through and I realized like, oh, Miami Will Smith. That's one of them as we went back and listened to it, and I realized well Smith's got a lot of albums. And so I was like why does he have a lot of albums That's That's embarrassing. Like that's that didn't work out for

Jordan (00:02:35.000)

him. Hey man, if I polymath is a polymath no matter how you slice it Big Willie style

Dan (00:02:39.000)

was a hit. And then will anyone it was his second album. And I went I was like I was looking through like what are the fucking tracks on will lynnium just didn't work out and get this.

Jordan (00:02:49.000)

Well, there's will injury there's will decade. That's a

Dan (00:02:53.000)

region of the world. So I was I was scrolling through it and I saw the wild wild west the theme song from Wild Wild West. I was on air banger unqualified bang until I was like I haven't heard that in a while. I want to fucking listen to wild wild west right and I'm gonna play the beginning of it. Because it's important. I want you to listen to this.

Jordan (00:03:12.000)

Nobody's ever said that before. Absolutely nobody's ever seen this is why beginning of Wild Wild West is important.

Dan (00:03:19.000)

It's not the same as the beginning in the movie Wild Wild West. I'll tell you that for sure.

Jordan (00:03:23.000)

It's the same as in Godzilla vs. Mothra.

Dan (00:03:26.000)

Right. Absolutely. Okay, that was in the lawsuit. So like listen to this and it'll become clear why I'm putting them on blast. Okay.

Jordan (00:03:35.000)

Ah, you took the you took the headphone jack out that could have been so smooth. Ah, god damn it. Dan. Your transitions are terrible. Retro, actively bad transition.

Dan (00:03:45.000)

I thought you were gonna Vamp for a minute. So throw me under the bus. No, here we go. So

Unknown Speaker (00:03:49.000)

Jaden. Look, it's only a couple more records left on the album, man like what you think I should put on now? What's really not come on man, people when people heard that. I mean, I got some hot records. I got the rain. I got oh, what should I do next? Wow. Wow. All right. Well, you know what? I'm gonna just go on. I'm gonna pick my own. I'm gonna put something else. Alright, alright, man. Fine.

Dan (00:04:12.000)

Wow. He's blaming his son for putting Wild Wild West on his album. Even though it came out on the wild wild west soundtrack.

Jordan (00:04:22.000)

I think he hates that song. And he's like, already put it out. Why? Why

Dan (00:04:26.000)

would I do it again?

Alex Jones (00:04:27.000)

That's a desperate cash grab trying to fill up this

Dan (00:04:29.000)

album. He's booking puts it on his baby son.

Jordan (00:04:31.000)

I don't like how that's very Alex Jonesy and interaction as well. At the same time as he was like, Hey, I don't want to put the song on there. I've got too many hot tracks. Right right. I don't mean to brag.

Dan (00:04:44.000)

I got that one shitty track, kid. Yeah. And then the so he's on Jaden has been ruining our lives. Ever since the beginning. I can never get enough of that song that was actually Jaden might have been right but be that as it may, Will Smith, still going on blast for blaming his kid for putting us on? On the same album, All right, another person that's gotta go on blast. Yes.

Jordan (00:05:03.000)

I don't know Jaden Smith for putting Wild Wild West on that album.

Dan (00:05:06.000)

I don't know the name of this person, but this person is going on blast hard. And it is the person who created the bus stop ads for the Ninja Turtles adventure in New York.

Jordan (00:05:17.000)

Oh yeah, they're weird as fuck.

Dan (00:05:18.000)

Have you seen these around? Yeah. All right. So there's those of you who haven't seen these, there's a bunch of them.

Jordan (00:05:23.000)

You gotta get back into stand up. This

Dan (00:05:25.000)

is this is a good job.

Jordan (00:05:27.000)

You can easily do 15 to 20 on

Dan (00:05:29.000)

this. So there's one of them. That's all four of the turtles in Times Square. And they're all like doing a pose down. Donatella has got like, a statue of liberty hat on and what have you. Fucking Michelangelo has food in his hand. What is it?

Unknown Speaker (00:05:46.000)

Oh, it's not pizza. Oh, it's

Dan (00:05:47.000)

not pizza.

Unknown Speaker (00:05:48.000)

It's not pizza.

Dan (00:05:49.000)

It's a pretzel. What? What the fuck are they doing? New York is known. Secondly, the Ninja Turtles are known for pizza. To the point where in the video games it was what gave

Jordan (00:06:01.000)

you it was the most important piece of the video game

Dan (00:06:04.000)

fucking pretzel. outta here.

Unknown Speaker (00:06:09.000)

Michelangelo.

Dan (00:06:11.000)

Everybody at that.

Jordan (00:06:14.000)

And it's not like it like I can understand if it was like he was holding a salad or something because like eat healthy. Right. But a pretzel is not more

Dan (00:06:21.000)

healthy. There's a lot of salt. Yeah, it's a lot a lot of oil. Yeah. Yeah. total bullshit. I don't know how that ad gets through the entire ad agency. We're out. That's gonna be like, Hold on now. Hold on. We're about the age where we grew up with Ninja Turtles. I don't think they were in depression,

Jordan (00:06:36.000)

shouldn't we no more.

Dan (00:06:37.000)

I think they went crazy for pizza. That was like the last line of the movies.

Jordan (00:06:44.000)

The movies end with some joke about pizza. And most importantly, a line that I use still to this day from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. wise man once said forgiveness is divine. But you never pay full price for late pizza.

Dan (00:06:58.000)

Yeah, there's another one that was like to err is human. But pizza is awesome.

Jordan (00:07:05.000)

Cowabunga divine

Dan (00:07:06.000)

Splinter made a funny.

Jordan (00:07:10.000)

It's weird. That movie was very strange, because that is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Right. But it is actually a very interesting look at how kids join gangs.

Dan (00:07:23.000)

Right? It's apparent. Yeah, it's

Jordan (00:07:24.000)

very fascinating. Yeah.

Dan (00:07:26.000)

So anyway, that's a couple of people are on blast. We'll come up with a sound effect for that at a later date. But now let's get into maybe. So let's get into Alex Jones. First of all, I'd like to give a couple of policy walk shout outs to new donors. We really appreciate that. We got a new policy wonk in the fold. It was shout out to you, Kevin.

Alex Jones (00:07:52.000)

I'm a policy wonk.

Dan (00:07:53.000)

Thank you so much for heaven.

Jordan (00:07:54.000)

Welcome aboard.

Dan (00:07:56.000)

We appreciate it. So very much. Also, someone else has joined the ranks of the globalists with a an incredibly generous donation we appreciate very much. Big shout out going out to you, Keegan.

Alex Jones (00:08:07.000)

I'm a policy wonk donkey I'm telling you brilliant someone someone sodomized suddenly a bucket of poop Danny sharp.

Dan (00:08:17.000)

Thank you very much. You're officially a globalist. I'm sodomized send me a bucket. Fantastic. Never

Jordan (00:08:25.000)

not going to enjoy that.

Dan (00:08:27.000)

Never. It's the it's the gift that keeps on giving from Reverend David Manning. So we're gonna get in today's episode. Yes, November 1. But first here is an out of context drop from this episode.

Roger Stone (00:08:38.000)

When you repeat a lie makes you a liar.

Dan (00:08:42.000)

Yep. Thank you, Roger Stone. Thanks for clarifying that. We'll get to you in a minute. Roger. There's a lot of

Jordan (00:08:52.000)

Roger Stone explaining lying to us is maybe one perhaps the best teacher that's like a con man teaching the FBI how to con people. Right.

Dan (00:09:03.000)

But like, but a con man who's still actively Yeah, games.

Jordan (00:09:07.000)

Well, I mean, that's every great con movie where the con man has to be playing the FBI as well. Like, that's how that has to go down

Dan (00:09:14.000)

there. So they should absolutely watch that movie is tainted now. Yeah. But anyway, let's get into it. Today's episode features a lot of people given up the game quite a bit, right. There's some big news in the world of Alex, which I think is going to excite everybody. And beyond that there. I have to put Media Matters on blast. They will be joining Will Smith and the ad company behind the Ninja Turtles in New York caramel company. I appreciate what Media Matters is doing and bringing attention to stuff, but they've made a critical error. And I will discuss it a little bit later in the episode. But let's start off with some big news and Alex Jones land. This is great.

Alex Jones (00:09:58.000)

Al Gore. Let me tell you about how The scenes is quarterbacking the attempted takedown of free speech in America and this broadcast. And the next few weeks I'll be at liberty to tell you about it. I'm not at this point. But we have Soros. Al Gore. You've seen Podesta? Saying, Alex Jones E. Sh. You know what? T OS two, he never even tweets but it's about T. And I don't say that, like I'm bragging. I need everybody's prayers. And I need your financial support. Okay.

Dan (00:10:31.000)

So, one theme that you're gonna see is, ah, you

Jordan (00:10:35.000)

know, what tea shop? Does he not know what the name of like an ampersand or a star is? You know, like, Isn't that how we usually didn't cartoon eyes are defective?

Dan (00:10:50.000)

I didn't think he was gonna come back for the T. Yeah, those are gonna be sh you know what I mean? Right there. Yeah. But this is something that he's going to come back to over and over.

Jordan (00:11:00.000)

Ah, you know what it?

Dan (00:11:03.000)

short stint. So he's gonna come back to this over and over and over again. And it turns out that Al Gore may or may not be suing Alex, from all the context clues that I have. Ooh, I don't know if it's Al Gore, but someone is fucking Sue and Alex. All right. Alex is scared. He is shook. Because as we know he is halfway crook and coward scared to death scared to look. He is He is in trouble. Yeah, some Something big is happening behind the scenes. And I think it might have something to do with this next clip.

Alex Jones (00:11:36.000)

I think they can smash us all that will do is invigorate us even more. And as Winston Churchill said, We shall go on to the end, whatever the cost may be, we shall defend our republic, rather that we shall never surrender. He said, We shall go on to the end, whatever the price, maybe she'll defend our Island as Churchill is getting better. We'll go on to the end, drags on to the end. And as you can see, we're winning. But it is. Quite frankly, I love it. I can't wait to I can bring all this stuff out very soon, but they figure it out. We've got PI's and people really freaked out. So I'm not telling you anything. They don't know already. We'll be back stick.

Jordan (00:12:25.000)

They figured out we're stalking them. Right?

Dan (00:12:28.000)

I don't trust Alex Jones to hire a competent private investigator. Based on everything I know about everyone else he's ever hired. I imagine He's harassing these people. Right. I imagine there's a you know, just taking pictures in Al Gore's windows or something like

Jordan (00:12:44.000)

that. I think it's just Owen Troyer putting on a hat and glasses. Yeah, it might as well be like with a magnifying glass like Sherlock Holmes.

Dan (00:12:53.000)

It's absolute insanity. I think the all likelihood points to like he has been harassing slash stalking. Certain people may be one of the Podesta's. Yeah, that seems to be implied a little bit later in the episode that that was one of the people who put the PI's on. But one of the fun things about this episode is you'll notice he just keeps saying like, I look I can't wait to talk I can't talk about look Aligarh soon. keeps talking about how he can't talk about how Al Gore's Sir Go.

Jordan (00:13:23.000)

I want to be his lawyer so bad. His lawyer is fucking rich because of a

Dan (00:13:29.000)

lot of billable hours. Oh, man. A lot of billable hours. A lot available. Guardians of Ga'hoole. Yeah, well,

Jordan (00:13:35.000)

I mean, naturally, Alex Jones thinks Hogwarts is real, so they would have the best lawyers that can cloud people's minds. So

Dan (00:13:42.000)

Jordan, you weren't here yesterday.

Jordan (00:13:43.000)

Use the Imperius curse.

Dan (00:13:44.000)

I was hanging out with Cthulhu yesterday Yes. And you missed a little propaganda game that Alex Jones played okay. He played it with a guest who goes by the name of Zack and Alex without investigating this guy at all pretends that he has high level intelligence information and I don't know I don't like

Jordan (00:14:03.000)

the phrase no whammies involved

Dan (00:14:05.000)

no but he did that would be a great propagate haulers. Zack did agree with Alex Jones as guest who said that there were helicopters involved in the Las Vegas shooting where people were shooting at the crowd from helicopters so it seems credible All right real credible

Jordan (00:14:22.000)

helicopters people shooting from the crowd

Dan (00:14:25.000)

no shooting at the crowd. Yeah, right. Alright, so Alex has this caller Zack and the game that he played I apologize to everyone who listened to yesterday's episode but the game was he says that he knows all of the information about what happened but he can't talk about it. Then the guests that he has Shepard Angeles and this caller say a bunch of stuff. After the call Alex is like can you believe it? That's all the secret information I had. He plays that game a lot. It's so fucking it's complete nonsense. So funny. Yeah. And so he said yesterday I want to get this Zach back as a guest and here is the That conclusion of that

Alex Jones (00:15:01.000)

into other agencies, promoted, who I know has given us good info on air, and that it's mirrored information I've gotten from other sources inside the deep state. And he was gonna come on today, but he got called into a meeting yesterday. They were listening. And he's gotten in some trouble. And what did he say? He said, was clearly Saudi Arabian connections to Vegas, and that there's more imminent attacks coming.

Dan (00:15:27.000)

So Alex uses that to weave into the Manhattan truck attack that happened.

Jordan (00:15:33.000)

I'm sorry, we heard you were on Infowars right. And we just can't have you work the fryer anymore. We can't do it. You could do not representing McDonald's very well. You

Dan (00:15:44.000)

can make that call on your own time, but you're not. You can't do this can't can't do it got orders piling up and look

Jordan (00:15:49.000)

I don't even want to fire you. I just want to reprimand you but this is your third one. So can

Dan (00:15:54.000)

I be honest, this is a good fantasy but more likely he got called into a meeting with his mom, you know like oh, like quite thick There's no fucking way that there was like the he got called into like, the FBI director's office. It could

Jordan (00:16:08.000)

be that that his destiny raid was about to start could be like That's entirely possible. I think Destiny two came out people like that a lot.

Dan (00:16:15.000)

I'm gonna guess that the guy was either like, I don't want to do this. This This bit has gone far enough. Or something. I just hit Alex presented as like he's called in for years. Right? I can tell you that. I've been studying Alex for the last 11 months. I've listened to the entirety of 2015 in a whole bunch of episodes Other than that, and it's not Yeah, he doesn't call in

Jordan (00:16:38.000)

that's like Robert David Steele and weary Cassidy is like Oh, hold on a second. I just don't want to do it.

Dan (00:16:43.000)

Hold on a second here. I'm looking at the chat room garbage. Garbage dick. Are you saying that this Zach guy is a Reddit celebrity? Is that is that the case? I think we might be getting some intel from the from the chat room. Don't try and pretend this person's an intelligence. Garbage dick. Great. Oh, great. That's

Jordan (00:17:04.000)

what I imagined Star Trek Deep Space Nine in real life would be it's just like garbage dick. Are you there?

Unknown Speaker (00:17:10.000)

Can you hear me garbage Dick way

Dan (00:17:12.000)

way way way way garbage Dick Zack is not based stickman those are those are different. Those are different dudes based stickman was also on I gotcha. So that may be the Zack CIA Faker, FBI Faker guy? He might be a Reddit celebrity. Who knows?

Jordan (00:17:30.000)

I keep thinking that base stickman is like Slenderman I keep getting too too mixed up. Oh, no. Is he the is Slenderman is the reason that those two kids killed

Dan (00:17:39.000)

the Slenderman i Yeah. Slenderman I'm also let's get rid of the babba Duke right. There's all sorts of

Jordan (00:17:47.000)

Roger Stone is the babba Duke actually

Dan (00:17:49.000)

Oh man. Yeah, that is my dude over here. That's tweet ever at spook person. So in this next, we're gonna get into an era here. There's a chunk going on here. Right and what we end up with is Alex Jones has found out about the truck attack and in Manhattan that's not good. He pretends

Jordan (00:18:14.000)

that you almost want to keep some pizza pieces of news away from him and some pizzas away from well trim it up Alex it look if they Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles can't have pizza. Goddamnit Alex neither can you Alex, you

Dan (00:18:25.000)

get a pretzel. So Aleksa I mean, I don't know I don't know how else to set this up. He just launches into an incredibly I mean, why mama phobic quite bigoted rant big. And this is some of the stuff that that Media Matters was covering and this will be part one of the discussion about that and then at the end of the episode i'll explain what they could have done better.

Alex Jones (00:18:48.000)

But at this mentally retarded animal let's screen a vicious psychotic inbred ISIS get Look at that guy.

Dan (00:18:57.000)

This stuff was not in the immediate matters report. Look at

Alex Jones (00:19:01.000)

that demon. Oh, and he just culturally and REG and again, it's a cooking for the left. They left us in their homes across the nation last night weren't just making apologies like Jake Tapper saying it's beautiful. But a lot of you can better believe we're engaging in self flagellation. And I'm not joking when I say that. They love this the fact that we can bring in I think a millions of these people were waiting different

Jordan (00:19:33.000)

direct ads.

Alex Jones (00:19:35.000)

That's hard to do. From the inbreeding and but totally psychotic always believe their God, like any like a lot of other seriously inbred mentally we tried to people's very sad, but this Ovenbird describing

Jordan (00:19:49.000)

why people are

Alex Jones (00:19:52.000)

in high numbers. So it's not just the religion folks. It's the inbreeding armies of inbred psycho killers. We gotta get rid of psycho inbred Muslim hillbillies

Jordan (00:20:05.000)

attacking Muslim hillbillies.

Alex Jones (00:20:09.000)

They're my nose areas, the Appalachia where some people are inbred, you don't mess with those people, they'll kill you in two seconds. Because they're inbred, folks. They're crazy. He seemed imagine if there was a billion Appalachians in the world and half of more inbred psychotic, and they're just literally writing them down on us. I just got to tell you like it is.

Dan (00:20:33.000)

Okay, great. Thanks. Thanks for that. If you want it to tell people like it is you should actually get into the reality of inbreeding, especially when it's like second cousins and stuff like that, and how that's really not that bad. Now, the only air we've talked about this in great detail in the past we did, which is something

Jordan (00:20:51.000)

I don't feel comfortable saying, Well, I mean, you know, we've talked about inbreeding very detailed, and well, not just now I know, I know,

Dan (00:21:00.000)

in the context of, it doesn't necessarily create diseases. It just gives you a higher likelihood if they're already there. recessive

Jordan (00:21:08.000)

gene traits are going to explode your higher there's a higher chance of mutation, negative mutation, but it's not a it's not like a guaranteed No, everybody is going to come out looking like the hills have ISP. And guess

Dan (00:21:21.000)

what, a lot of times it just gives you a giant foot. Sometimes it does give you elephantitis or some sort of physical ailment. Doesn't make you crazy.

Jordan (00:21:28.000)

Who doesn't want a giant foot? Right and supermario three? Ah, you you just drove around and bounce

Dan (00:21:35.000)

around. Exactly. You're great at kickball. Yeah, all the kids want to hang out with you your voice. So anyway, here is more. This is more of what

Jordan (00:21:44.000)

we'll be back with more Dan and Jordan on the pleasures of inbreeding.

Dan (00:21:48.000)

This next clip gets into more of what Media Matters actually covered. Yeah.

Alex Jones (00:21:52.000)

But this guy in front of witnesses was chirping, chirping the Allah Akbar, I'm an inbred piece of garbage. Say he was chirping. I'm an inbred psychopath with delusions of grandeur. Turn your apparatus a lot of times just delusions of grandeur. You think you're invincible? He or you're drooling idiot who wipes his butt with your hand. Come on, but your God and Linda Sir Sir loves you and wants to put women under it. Because Luna sorcerer looks like his brother. Oh, same genetics all scrambled together. All the slave trading all other comes from these folks. What we're supposed to be culturally rich and too bad. You didn't fully take Europe 1400 years ago. Too bad. There was a Counter Strike called the Crusades. Apologize. Please take us please inbreed us and pour acid on our faces and cut women's genitals off and murder the gays at liberal liberal. Great.

Jordan (00:22:58.000)

Don't you have more in common with them than? Yeah. Doesn't he have a lot more in common with them? I seems Yeah. He seems to have described first himself, then all the things that he wants to do,

Dan (00:23:12.000)

or at least the people that he makes excuses for seem to really be into. Yeah, like all of these organizations. And hey, like, the other thing, I don't want to talk about any of that stuff because a lot of that we've debunked in the past and we've discussed, what I want to talk about is very specifically like the big thing the headline that media matters at is he's talking about how Linda Sarsour looks like the sibling of the attacker. That was that was that that that was their head

Jordan (00:23:37.000)

out of that they went with callus Joan says Linda Sarsour looks like a

Dan (00:23:41.000)

thing he called the guy a retarded animal that talks about inbreeding forever. Yeah, that's that's what they did. And they didn't dig in at all into other things that he says that are much more troubling. The thing that I want to get to the like really put my finger on here is what he is saying. The subtext of everything he's saying is all Muslims are unipolar. There are only one sort of Muslim. And this is a perspective that we've encountered over and over again on Alex Jones's show. Another thing I want to bring into focus is today while I was on the bus, going to and from therapy, right, I noticed a bunch of Ninja Turtles. Well, I noticed that as well. But I noticed on Twitter, a lot of people complaining about Laura Loomer. Laura Loomer, got on Twitter and she said Can someone start an Uber or Lyft that doesn't use Muslim drivers. I don't want to I don't want to give money to Muslim immigrants, something along those lines. And everyone got surprised. I'm like, Guys, yeah, I'm we've we've been over this. You know, like, everyone's getting hundreds of retweets for being like Laura Loomer sucks and like, we could have told you that six months ago, that's when she went on Alex's show and said that there are no ratter there are no rational Muslims. There's no moderate Muslims, when she went on the show and said that everyone one's in denial about the idea that we're at war with that religion. We already fucking knew that she's come out and said way worse. Everyone's acting like oh, what a surprise. It's fucking garbage. Get up to speed you assholes. Not you people listening. You're great, but the rest of the world needs to get up to speed. This is a problem. It's scary.

Jordan (00:25:17.000)

You're just trying to ruin Twitter for everybody. Look, look at how excited they were to discover a new fucking race fader to hate. Oh, that wonderful. Also, those retweets are signs of joy not rage, or Apparently you're just exploding with happiness at itself.

Dan (00:25:33.000)

So apparently, there's a little bit of a Twitter war going on between Luma and Laura southern with Lauren southern which is exciting.

Jordan (00:25:40.000)

Sure. Why did why did these sentences exist now? Dan? Dan, why are we doing this to ourselves?

Dan (00:25:47.000)

Because no one took care of Alex Jones five years ago, or because his mom didn't take care of them didn't look keep them learning years ago. Yeah. Anyway, I also have on pretty decent authority that that doesn't sound anything like Alex's mom. It's from someone who has met her. So here is this next clip Alex gets into more anti Muslim stuff but also weaves in Hollywood a little bit in a fairly gross way.

Alex Jones (00:26:10.000)

Though rap sheet 56 So far, and suddenly it's pedophilia popping up

Dan (00:26:16.000)

he's talking about charges against Weinstein or accusations that are made against Weinstein.

Alex Jones (00:26:22.000)

Oh, and who does Harvey Weinstein like he wants to bring in Muslims to cook your world like he likes it to base women and young girls. Base the whole country he said yesterday he's given the world that gift with what he's just done. You're lucky I've given you this gift. And whoever wants to know just like you're just joking. 10 million military age men slaughter you only want a liberal Oh, it's so liberal. These are the insane maniacs that think they're God. I think

Dan (00:27:02.000)

he just just, ya know,

Jordan (00:27:05.000)

he can go fucking die. Yeah, that's no, that's insane. No, no, no, no. I mean, if you accept none of that, if you want to refuse. I mean, our honor. I would like to strike that clip from the record and then his throat I don't know what to tell you about how fucking horrific that

Dan (00:27:21.000)

is. I don't know the Weinstein is involved with bringing Muslim terrorists into the country or

Jordan (00:27:27.000)

I hope Weinstein I don't fuck it.

Dan (00:27:31.000)

Look, like fuck Weinstein and all this but also let's not forget that this is exactly what got Alex sued by Chobani

Jordan (00:27:39.000)

that's true. I don't think I don't think I don't think Weinstein is gonna find a good jury for that lawsuit

Dan (00:27:47.000)

company could that's possible but be that as it may I'm not saying that that's the person who's suing Alex currently but that's that's exactly he's he doesn't learn from his past mistakes.

Jordan (00:27:56.000)

I well. Yeah, that's that's obvious. But what what do you mean he doesn't learn from his past mistakes he learned perfectly from his past mistakes. There are no cons. There are no consequences to his actions. You just put out a video and then your listeners are like, and then say, I didn't do that and then you're fine. And your listeners are just like, Oh, of

Dan (00:28:13.000)

course he did that he just doesn't want to deal with the hassle. Exactly. You know, he's innocent. He could fight it in court. He doesn't want to deal with it. It'd be too long and absolutely he's got a family. There are

Jordan (00:28:22.000)

no consequences. If, if our if our boy Hamdi Ulukaya had really fucking tossed his balls over the coals. We would have a very different Alex

Dan (00:28:32.000)

show. Someone will do that soon enough. Yeah. And I hope it's Al Gore. I hope it's us. We don't have standing.

Jordan (00:28:38.000)

We could find something. Yeah. So you could get a shyster lawyer.

Dan (00:28:42.000)

We could we could get to Larry Clayman. Which shout out to listener Julio sent me a link to Larry Clayman is petitioning to be the lawyer investigating, or trying Hillary for her crimes perfect, which would be an amazing I would hire

Jordan (00:28:59.000)

you in an instant. Larry, you are exactly the type of kangaroo court lawyer I was

Dan (00:29:05.000)

told to not appear. It's not allowed to appear in multiple people's courts. Like the judge was drunk. Yeah. Guys the worst. So Alex talked about earlier you said that Jake Tapper is saying that like terrorism is wonderful and all that right. And it's because he said that the clip that Alex plays is him saying that the driver said all Akbar and that usually that is a common that is a usually a wonderful, celebratory, positive context thing. And so this is what Alex has to say about that.

Alex Jones (00:29:43.000)

Jake Tapper is paid to do what he does. And as I just said, All Anwar is useless, so beautiful. It's so beautiful. That's really sick. And what he is doing is virtue signaling from CNN. that we got your back and keep doing what you're doing. Keep an eye out unlike the individual that went out and shot Congressman Scalise and others that day will Blitzer had a guest on said that he was a hero. In the background we'll be right back. Stay watch.

Dan (00:30:24.000)

So here's the fun thing. The guy who came on Wolf Blitzer show didn't say that. Scalise was a hero. He said that he was it was a friend of his and said that he is a normal guy. He just seems like he was burnt out on politics. Oh, it's fed up with the political state. Yeah. And that's, I mean, that's what you hear from serial killers, friends, or neighbors. They're like, you know, Ted Bundy. His neighbor said he was a normal guy. Right? What have you so that is that he's lying about what the guy said on Wolf Blitzer show. But he's exposed himself because he's saying that CNN endorses terrorism much like when the Steve Scalise shooting happened, Wolf Blitzer had a guest on and Wolf Blitzer didn't say anything to robot him. Alex, you've had Mars base people on your show, and you didn't rebut them. You've had David icon multiple times and you didn't push back about lizard shit.

Jordan (00:31:14.000)

They're not held to similar standards, and oh,

Dan (00:31:17.000)

no, but it's fun. All right.

Jordan (00:31:21.000)

I, the thing I think of Whenever I listen to that, or the past three clips in secession is Alex's bigotry is very real

Dan (00:31:32.000)

very like oh no, I went when I go back to 2012

Jordan (00:31:35.000)

No, I know what I'm saying is whenever we whenever you played the BBC clip and the guy you know after the interview that guy is like it's all an act he was he immediately an act that stuff's an act but the bigotry in ingrained in that yes, it's so horrific. It's not just it's not just that he you know you say he's turning Muslims into unipolar which is more to me he's identifying a race Yeah. It's not like the faith or anything like that. He's looking at a man's face and saying almost phonology style, you know, like, these are the parts of the face that make a bad person. Yeah, and it's all of this stuff that people from the Middle East look like definitely he is a horrible bigoted racist. Yeah. Go fucking die. And if your issue you know what is he said something about what somebody else knocking looks like.

Dan (00:32:31.000)

They're close. They're close. Yeah, they're close to getting or expressing what the issue is. So people could take it seriously, at least this piece of it, but they're not to quote millon, Colin, no cigar. No. But I like like doing that. But I can see that your heart. I agree. I agree with you wholeheartedly. And I think that is why Tom Brokaw called him an unalloyed racist. And Alex is taking great issue with that because the guy used the $5 word, and accurately represented him. Yeah. And Alex, if you want to say, Where's the evidence, we got lots of it. But back to your point about the physical traits that he is going off of things are bad, he's about to get into one that I take particular issue with.

Alex Jones (00:33:11.000)

We've just shown you an image of the famous Burg chin that again, one of our Islamic friends habit as well. Also the lazy eye is another thing, but but in England, they see lazy eyes as a sign of I mean, after nobility, and when you go to some highfalutin event, the British aristocracy or you know folks in the upper cross, and I've been to a few of them, there, there aren't hardly any eyeballs pointing the right direction.

Dan (00:33:39.000)

Fuck off, Alex, what

Jordan (00:33:40.000)

is that even fucking

Dan (00:33:42.000)

as a as a cross eyed gentleman? Go fuck yourself?

Jordan (00:33:45.000)

Where does Alex even get his idea of history.

Dan (00:33:49.000)

The cross is seen as a marker of the aristocracy in England and Alex is going to aristocratic parties. Now there is a real version of this. I don't think that the cross AI being a sign of nobility in England is one of them. But like, like being overweight in a lot of populations, like in Hawaii, that was I mean, the there's a there's a functional reason for

Jordan (00:34:09.000)

that blood, the blood disease that most of European nobility or aristocracy had for a long time because they were all inbred and assholes. Like, what they all believe what's the one where you believe really, you will feel your haemophilia Yeah, yeah, but

Dan (00:34:23.000)

even beyond that, what I'm saying is like they're there throughout the world, especially in resource poor areas, people who are overweight as are seen as higher class because they are able to sustain a higher caloric intake. So there are things like that, like, you look at pictures of like old rich Hawaiians. They're fucking super huge, right? And that's why I don't know if that's why necessarily, but it's one reason that I've heard speculated that, like, generally the builds are bigger in Hawaii, because there was over time and isolated population and people select had towards that. So I mean, there's stuff like that cross i YOU cannot explain that way that I mean, there's nothing like you'd have to just bring random cross eyed people into your aristocratic circle.

Jordan (00:35:12.000)

Who doesn't do that? I do. Everybody wants to see across from now and from, you know, look, I got my posse. There's the bearded lady. Sure. And then there's Dan, the cross eyed bearded lady those. Alright, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, dad, or sorry. I'm sorry.

Dan (00:35:26.000)

So in this next clip, Alex Jones cites himself to assert that ISIS is super into pedophilia, and then you'll see what he does from there.

Alex Jones (00:35:36.000)

There in his report, ISIS leader encourages pedophilia. Enjoying young boys is in the absence of women. Enjoy young boys just like you enjoy women, forcing them into harems. That's a fancy name for sex slavery.

Dan (00:35:56.000)

Also, I mean, he's just citing an Infowars article.

Jordan (00:35:58.000)

Yeah, it's a sad report. What he means is,

Dan (00:36:01.000)

we report we wrote this Yeah.

Alex Jones (00:36:05.000)

Oh, but the West is where slavery came from. We're the bad ones. Were the only people were the folks that have to be gotten rid of. It's amazing. I want to plow into all of this, that I'm going to spend a few minutes here first, just encouraging listeners to understand that. When you buy T shirts, Sky filtration systems are books, or videos, or other material for store. That's not possible. Oh, it is. Jesus, you are funding the revolution. I mean, I cannot say it any clearer.

Dan (00:36:45.000)

That's true. You're pretty clear about it.

Jordan (00:36:46.000)

The revolution that has won, or is winning, or the tide is turning toward

Dan (00:36:51.000)

keeps turning. We might be under attack to every tide Turn, turn turn. Yes. So yeah, the thing that I wanted to bring out of that one is that you're gonna see a really interesting kind of ad pivot that Alex is doing on this show. On this November 1, a very pedophilia heavy ad pivot. Well, no, you should have heard yesterday Boy, I'll tell you what, now that's Missouri coming out. The kind of pivots that he's doing are these really slow intentional ones? Like there is a there's a feeling of desperation in these pivots.

Jordan (00:37:22.000)

Whereas before I'm not just tossing this off, or I need this money.

Dan (00:37:25.000)

Generally, it would be like it's gonna be I mean, this is out of place. Hey, we're

Jordan (00:37:30.000)

extending the sales we're gonna 50% off and this is like, right God which leads me to believe we need you he is a revolution. I think he is getting sued based on the nature of these pivots. based on context clues, yeah,

Dan (00:37:44.000)

so in this next clip, Alex fine. Isn't

Jordan (00:37:46.000)

it amazing? How in your I know, I know you're trying to start another clip but I mean, you didn't give me a chance to respond.

Dan (00:37:53.000)

Refilling like wine Rayvon de Cebo play free Yeah, okay.

Jordan (00:38:00.000)

No, it's it's really it's always kind of something that hits me the idea of how we can just blow by the fact that he calls everybody a pedophile and equates everything he doesn't like with fucking children. Oh, yeah. And we just we just go by it because it's so commonplace to us now like it's it's horrific, like if you if you just like I genuinely believe that every Republican politician who said that being gay is equivalent to being a pedophile should be fucking murdered on the street. But this is everything this is not just if you're gay, you're a pedophile. If you believe in a progressive tax code you want to climate change or or if you're if you believe in a god that's different from mine, or if you're not white

Dan (00:38:49.000)

on yesterday's show, he legitimately said that Antifa the foundation of it all is yeah, of course not everybody does it. But that's what it's about. Like Fuck off, man.

Jordan (00:38:59.000)

That's why are you obsessed with fucking?

Dan (00:39:02.000)

Because because it's the new it's the 2017 posts, social media post availability of people like I mean, even we can just broadcast on the Internet, right? Alex Jones is able to broadcast stuff without censorship without networks that could get sued and stuff like that. It's just the equivalent of highly ramped up accelerated Satanic Panic, right? It's the same stuff that we saw with like the McMartin school cases and shit, yeah, back in the 80s and 90s. And we're just seeing it again, but it's much worse and it's much like Alex has no one to stop him, right, except Hamdi. Ulukaya could have and someone soon will

Jordan (00:39:39.000)

Goddamnit Hamdi, I think someone you were We were such big fans of you. We're still big fans of you. But come on.

Dan (00:39:44.000)

So we talked about on our last episode that we were on together. How Alex is suspiciously not talking about George papadopolis his guilty plea yes, that he made and Alex finally gets around to talking about it. And guess what he's dismissive

Alex Jones (00:39:58.000)

the whole Staying is a complete Shut up.

Dan (00:40:01.000)

So that's about all he has to say about here we go.

Jordan (00:40:03.000)

But you know, the narrative out of the, the Trump fuck faces is he was just a low level coffee boy or something like that. That's, that doesn't matter if he's, if he's not law, if he did the stuff, he could just be a guy off the street, it doesn't matter how far up in the chain he was. He committed crime, he violated

Dan (00:40:31.000)

the law to be violated the Logan Act for sure. Yeah. And beyond that he talked with campaign officials about doing it. Yeah. And then they lied about it. Yeah. Then we have I mean, the proof

Jordan (00:40:43.000)

is there. Yeah. The problem isn't like, his job wasn't very, but it's also not a setup.

Dan (00:40:47.000)

Alex thinks it's a setup. I'll give a shit about that we don't have we don't have time to talk to the

Jordan (00:40:51.000)

care if it is a setup. I hope it's a setup that at least be fun.

Dan (00:40:54.000)

I don't I don't because I think that's a little dirty. But at the same time. I don't give a shit about that. Because Alex doesn't talk about it much. Right. But what he gets into, because it jogs his mind is a piece of his biography. Oh, we

Jordan (00:41:09.000)

got another piece in the this one

Dan (00:41:11.000)

is fucked up. This might be a mic downer.

Alex Jones (00:41:14.000)

We know it's a setup. We know. That's how the swamp operates. The same thing happened to me when I was in. When I was in eighth grade. I was not a drug user, but I smoked marijuana before. And they were bused in lots of kids for smoking marijuana. And there's one kid in the Fieldhouse kept saying, just buy a joint from me in the morning. Please buy the joint from me in the morning, please. And I said no. Well, the next day, he follows me in a bathroom at first period and says here, please buy it. And I went whoa. And I took it through the toilet. They still called me to the office and said, We know you just bought a marijuana cigarette. And I said, No, I threw out the toilet your guide did it. You shut them up. They went? Are you like an organized criminal? You're saying no to us? Who told you how to lie like this? And I'm like you people are crazy. They were really mad that I've been in a bunch of fights and stuff and thought I was a troubled kid or whatever. Does that fight back against gangs that were just going on beaten up the white kids and that's what it was. And I'm not against black people. But that's what was going on. They were racist. Some of them. A lot of my friends were black. The point was, is that they just wanted to teach me a lesson. They were white principles.

Dan (00:42:24.000)

Oh, boy. So this is a very interesting, interesting piece of Alex Jones is false. Self told biography.

Jordan (00:42:33.000)

Okay, so here's what happened. Right? One, do you know what's great about being a drug dealer? You don't have to run people down to sell drugs.

Dan (00:42:42.000)

No, they kind of sell themselves. They're they're really easy, especially among you this? Yeah. Because it's tougher to find.

Jordan (00:42:47.000)

Yeah, you just like have drugs and people buy them from you. Yeah, it's very easy. Totally. Some people deliver when you get to be an adult. It's fantastic. Yeah. So what happened was, he was talking to this guy. He didn't have any money. He said he would have money in the morning to buy a joint probably buys a joint in the bathroom, gets caught gets caught, tosses it into the toilet, then cover story makes this whole thing up. Now of course the teachers are the principal is like, what how did you learn to lie like this, you fucking insane person, right? That was our first sign that Alex Jones is a psychopath? Well, eighth grade only great. Psychopaths can lie like that

Dan (00:43:26.000)

eighth grade is 14. Yes, that's about when you become a psychopath. He had he had sex with like, what was it a couple of 100 girls before he was 16. It's

Jordan (00:43:36.000)

a big one small one some as big as your head.

Dan (00:43:39.000)

So that's two years. He's already sexually active at this point. As a 14 year old. He has a notorious reputation around school fighting based fights. Yeah, I think he probably bought a joint. Oh, he absolutely by remember my schools. You know, the kids who were into drugs usually were the ones who were fighting, especially at that age, all kinds of troublemaking goes together. kind of you know, there's a there's a there's a umbrella thing, especially at least before like 16. Right. I think if you're doing drugs at 16, you're great. That's fine. Good on you. Yeah, but at 14 That's a little early.

Jordan (00:44:13.000)

And I would say if you're 16. Like slow it down. No, we don't cool. Don't make it like a part of your routine. Enjoy it, turned it into a weekend think that way you really enjoy it as opposed to just make it another choice. Like I gotta buy milk. I gotta buy weed like nah, nah, come on,

Dan (00:44:29.000)

man. Also a past version of the story Alex Jones has told involved him believing that like when he when he would have been about the same age. He had a conspiracy that the the schools or the police were actually selling drugs through the kids. And so the fact that he doesn't bring up that stuff here, this is a completely different childhood getting jammed up for drugs story. Yeah. Which again, if even that other version of the story he tells it could vary Leb Oh, you got caught with drugs? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

Jordan (00:45:03.000)

You're just making up reasons to pretend you weren't the bad guy. And what this everything he does is making up reasons. I look, I'm not I'm not saying I don't like black people, they started the fights like, No, you absolutely started the fight, right? Look, if somebody punches you after you call them the N word, they start hate did not. They didn't start that fight. You started the fight

Dan (00:45:26.000)

that actually triggered something in my mind. I want to say first, though, that like all it really brings things into focus when you receive the narratives that he pushes in modern day as a 40 something year old man, and you just relate them to how child brains process it makes so much sense. Yeah, like all of it starts to come into focus. The other thing that I wanted to talk about was, they released all the names, or not all of them, but the first batch of Twitter screen names of the people who were Russian bots. Uh huh. And I was looking through the list, and it's fucking crazy. It's so clear what they were up to. Okay, there's so many screen names that are like at Chicago, New Daily News. Daily, yeah, tons of different city names with daily news to try and mimic legitimate news sites. And then there were like, BLM soldier. There were a bunch of like, race based screen names. Yeah, that were clearly used to sow division of corn march for Trump was one of them. Like, they're, it's very clear that I would say most of the ones that are on the list are facsimiles of real people's names. And then there's a bunch that aren't and the ones that aren't fall very easily into. Oh, geez, this is exactly what Alex Jones has been doing. Yep, there's Trump positive ones. There's racial division ones it's just so clear.

Jordan (00:46:53.000)

Well and we already have the and that's only one batch we already covered in

Dan (00:46:58.000)

this face. Look also there was one that's AI underscore M underscore a underscore scat, ma'am that's fantastic. So we've got the scout bands handle

Jordan (00:47:08.000)

at that's fine. I'm fine with I don't like the idea of Scout man being a Russian I'm fine with that. Fact if that was all the Russian bots did is just a long list of different scat man's Perfect

Dan (00:47:21.000)

One of them was all on born of them was at Paris gay but gay had like five A's.

Jordan (00:47:28.000)

All right, you guys. Is that? Is that ironic? It's

Dan (00:47:30.000)

clear that they have that Paris? Exactly. Yeah. 100% It's like you guys have a much better understanding of social media than I expected. They're very good. These screen names. Some of them are like, that looks like something that someone would make as a joke. It's pretty

Jordan (00:47:44.000)

sophisticated. Yeah. Like we had cuz we talked about that one fuckers book. The the intelligence guy who wrote the book on how to take down America 40 years ago. Why don't you remember that was this whenever I one of the Russian intelligence operatives

Dan (00:47:59.000)

was an Alexander Dugan wasn't Alexander Dugan. Alexander Dugan had the one about creating racial division until he taught at military school? That's the

Jordan (00:48:08.000)

one Yeah. And all of this stuff is

Dan (00:48:12.000)

it's very similar right in line with that plan. And let's remind everyone Alexander Dugan has been a multiple time guest on Alex Jones's show, and Alex has been on his show in Russia and Alexander

Jordan (00:48:20.000)

Dugan, his Twitter handle

Dan (00:48:21.000)

at Paris, underscore, underscore escap. Man. So that just came to my mind because you said like, you call someone the N word. And one of the Twitter handles had a funny tweet or twitter handle that involved the N word. And I don't know if you can say it just because it's a Twitter handle. I don't I don't know what's appropriate. But it was at dat funny or dat wise. And it was like, all right. Someone's been sitting on that. That's, that's pretty. That's wild. That's pretty wild. Yeah. So anyway, speaking of people who are manipulative,

Jordan (00:48:57.000)

the idea that Russian bots infiltrated Black Twitter is going to be very, very strange for

Dan (00:49:02.000)

me. I don't know if they did or not. But you know, the some of these names that make it well,

Jordan (00:49:07.000)

they do have some pretty, pretty well reported stories about how Russian ads funded a lot of different Black Lives Matter meetups and groups and anti Yeah, exactly. They fought. And they had the they had the competing Facebook of events that wound up working so that two groups of people were just showing up to fight each other. We're all Facebook is fucked up.

Dan (00:49:30.000)

I sincerely think I mean, I'm not going to because I don't really care about social media, and it doesn't really affect me all that much. And Lord knows, would have even less listeners if we didn't work on their ads. I sincerely think that the crisis of our times, beyond even a lot of this propaganda and getting Trump out of office, is we all have to walk away from social media. It's very attractive and there's a lot of fun things you can do with it and what have you, but I think it is so One thing that is just ultimately not worth it. Well, the alternative is fix the education system. And we're not doing that. Yeah,

Jordan (00:50:06.000)

that's not so once once I read up on Cambridge Analytica, that was the moment where I was like, oh, maybe maybe all of this is what's going to kill us.

Dan (00:50:14.000)

Yeah, it'll get us to kill each other for sure. Yep. So rockin Kingsman

Jordan (00:50:18.000)

The Secret Service. So Alex Jones has been right all along

Dan (00:50:21.000)

predictive program. Yeah. So Roger Stone comes on the show today. Yes. And to beg for mercy. He's mad about Twitter

Jordan (00:50:29.000)

to get down on his knees like in Willards crossing or Miller's Crossing.

Dan (00:50:34.000)

Now. He comes on Alex and the way he the two of them say please look into Nevermind the they there. He's in town in Austin to strategize is what Alex says. Right. And we'll get to that in the next clip.

Jordan (00:50:47.000)

But first see how far away the border is?

Dan (00:50:50.000)

Exactly. Get real close to the fucking border. So here's what Roger Stone has to say.

Alex Jones (00:50:56.000)

What do you make of this timing? The NFL Hollywood it's all literally collapsing. I don't think there's even forces behind the scenes doing and

Dan (00:51:04.000)

there's not. No people are pulling the plug on cable in general. And that's really hurting NFL ratings. And then Shane Copeland and I were having a conversation about this. I didn't even realize that they made a new rule in the NFL, that every touchdown has to be reviewed. Yeah, I didn't realize that. And that completely destroys the game. Oh, it's

Jordan (00:51:22.000)

awful. Yeah, that's

Dan (00:51:23.000)

it makes it almost unwatchable, I would have no enjoyment. You can't celebrate with your team and what have you. So the idea that the NFL is falling apart, it's their own fault. They did this. And it predates any not standing for the national anthem, as they always would have. Now you go to Hollywood, it's like, yeah, this has been an issue that's been boiling under the surface. And people have been talking about for a while, and it's coming forward, because some people were brave enough to make it happen. Yeah. And that's not it's not a coincidence. But yeah, there are forces behind the scenes. I just explained them. Yeah. So anyway, Alex thinks it's God. Adriatic systems. Yeah.

Alex Jones (00:51:59.000)

I just think America is waking up, they're angry. They're not asleep anymore. And they're speaking out very interestingly, that, you know, I came on the war room, and I laid out a scenario.

Dan (00:52:11.000)

So I want to pause right there before we get into the scenario, because I think there's an interesting thing that I've started to pick up on on Infowars that I don't think we do a good enough job of pointing out, and that is, whenever two people are talking to each other, they're not having a conversation. Now. It's one person says something and then the other person is like, well, here's the point. I want to get

Jordan (00:52:28.000)

it. That's an interesting thing. You said, I'm not going to talk about it and or engage with it at all

Dan (00:52:32.000)

right? It's, it's kind of like how you and I talk, we're gonna we're this next clip.

Roger Stone (00:52:37.000)

Oh, by which the President should demand that Jeff Sessions appoint a special counsel to look into Uranium One. This would have the net effect of putting Mr. Mueller Mr. Comey, Mr. McCabe, the Associate Director of the FBI, and Rod Rosenstein the de facto Attorney General of the United States in the hot seat where they deserve to be right. piece on Vanity Fair yesterday headline why Roger stones plan won't work. A piece on Raw Story, the worst of the worst fake news. Left wing sees why Roger stones plan is falling apart. You just told us what you fear you fear this move by Donald Trump.

Dan (00:53:19.000)

Roger, come on, man. You just told us what you fear

Jordan (00:53:24.000)

being made fun of No. Like they

Dan (00:53:27.000)

are so scared about this Russian investigation. They're so scared of Muller like yes, I mean, does he not realize that the things he's saying are like they're they're transparent as shit here is so easy to see through. Here's the most desperate slapdash plan I can think together to stop a thing.

Jordan (00:53:42.000)

I'm clearly not worried about it. I'm not worried about it. Here's my 20 part plan on how we're going to defeat it. I

Dan (00:53:49.000)

need to tell you something. If I could get Alex Jones on board with it, every single

Jordan (00:53:53.000)

part of this plan wildly impossible, but they all fall into place probably

Unknown Speaker (00:53:58.000)

illegal, probably constitute a coup. Yeah.

Dan (00:54:03.000)

The idea? The idea. So

Jordan (00:54:05.000)

we've appointed an independent special counsel right now. We can't get rid of them because people will get really pissed, right. What we will do, though, is get rid of them. No, no, no. A more

Dan (00:54:14.000)

independent special counsel, led by of course, Larry Clayman.

Jordan (00:54:23.000)

And the only reason I know this is going to happen. Larry Nick Nichols is blackmailing the GOP. GOP.

Dan (00:54:29.000)

That's right. Well, we gotta call him. Oh, because no one's gone down yet. Muller has released some indictments. No one has gone down. Larry Nichols hasn't shown up on Alex Jones's show. There's been no blackmail, right. Nothing. Oh, also, by the way, I don't know this is unconfirmed. But if you Google Larry Nichols, or if you don't want to put his phone number out, or the first website that comes out, I don't want to put his phone number out there. But it turns out if you google him, you can find it. Yeah. It's pretty easy. Yeah, but be that as it may, if you Google the phone number. What comes up is a scam. Don't report. There's a website that lists scams. And there is someone who has listed a Larry Nichols scam report claiming that he doesn't have cancer and that he is defrauding people of money. Yeah, there is. I don't know

Jordan (00:55:15.000)

if it's true. He sounded pretty cancer having I can do okay after voice.

Dan (00:55:21.000)

It's the matter of people sending me tons of money. That's possible. There's all I know, I know a bunch of things that I don't know. I'm gonna let this one go. No, no, we don't listen to this. Okay. Okay. Again, this is from this scam report. Okay, this lady said that people have been getting scammed off. And she called the number and talked to him. He gave the name of the hospital that he was getting treatment at. She called the hospital. And there's no patient who goes there by the name of Larry Nichols. Now, I don't know. I want to believe it.

Jordan (00:55:53.000)

Can they even give her they couldn't give her that information?

Dan (00:55:56.000)

I think they could. Can you pretend to be like a family members? I don't know. Maybe

Jordan (00:56:01.000)

now somebody who's giving Larry Nichols money is also clever enough to scam a hospital into giving them private records. A fair

Dan (00:56:08.000)

point? It's probably not real. But you know, he's got kids, but at the same time, if you have if you have lung cancer, why are you smoking on video and an Alex Jones documentary? Because

Jordan (00:56:16.000)

why the fuck wouldn't you smoke them? If

Dan (00:56:18.000)

you got exactly? I don't know. Anyway, I just want to believe it. Fine.

Jordan (00:56:24.000)

I'm sorry. I'm sorry to pop a bubble of your I say haram your conspiracy theory.

Dan (00:56:31.000)

I don't know. It's not a conspiracy theory. It's a scam report.

Jordan (00:56:34.000)

And like Larry Nichols, now that's what we should call our fucking show.

Dan (00:56:38.000)

Maybe. But the other thing is that like it fits Larry Nichols character profile. That's the only reason that I was like, maybe it does fit his character profile. So do you remember who I started this? I said it's maybe not real. Yeah, I

Jordan (00:56:50.000)

know. But you said it. Like, it's maybe not real. But I want to believe in it somewhere out. Yeah,

Dan (00:56:55.000)

no. Well, let's call him and talk to him. Let's ask him who? That'd

Jordan (00:56:58.000)

be a good question.

Dan (00:56:59.000)

So in this next clip, Alex does not want to talk about the Al Gore lawsuit.

Alex Jones (00:57:05.000)

I'm not ready to tell folks about it yet. But you're here for us to meet strategize. You're being sued by the law firm of Obama. Yeah, he admits he put them up to it. I have Al Gore, I'm not ready to get to Al Gore is directly. I don't want to say it yet. I'm actually proud. I mean, tell you about last night. I mean, can you believe that Al Gore man, he's got a lot of nerve. And what's the allegation? I'll tell you about it later. Lawyers don't want us to go public with been up against Al Gore before. March the Empire.

Dan (00:57:42.000)

That is a commercial break commercial break stop commercial break that that also very clearly says to me, that was Buckley. Yeah, that was Buckley turning it on. That was like, you are actually getting sued. Alex, this is not This is very serious. And I don't think it's I don't think that Obama sicked his fucking law firm against Alex. I don't think that or I'm sorry, against Roger Stone. I don't think Al Gore is suing. Alex, once he gets the details out, we'll be able to parse through it and figure out what the reality of the situation is. But obviously, he probably slandered someone again. Yeah,

Jordan (00:58:19.000)

I mean, there's no I mean, we've proven pretty easily that he's slandered just about anybody who wants to sue him.

Dan (00:58:24.000)

I mean, what was it seven months ago? We went over the the Abdullah kya Chobani. Yogurt case. He was very guilty there. Yep. He got out of the pizza gate thing just in time. Although he still he talks about pizza gate on this episode. Yeah, he seems to think that like those videos he deleted from the internet don't exist anymore.

Jordan (00:58:43.000)

Yeah, there's no there's no consequences. Dad math. No. Look, we have all of his shows. He is committed at least 15 crimes in just the time that we've talked about.

Dan (00:58:53.000)

One of them might be treason. Yeah. One of them might straight up be treason, or at the very least conspiracy against the United States. Yeah, fucked up. So anyway, here's the commercial things everything

Alex Jones (00:59:05.000)

that is about symbiosis symbiotic Win Win, nonzero sum game. Everything I do is about a win win. It's my it's far beyond superstition. I'm obsessed with it. Okay. And so I'm not like somebody like Harvey Weinstein likes to torture women while he rapes him. As good a time as I'm having. That's my enjoyment. I'm trying to get graphic here. The point is, is that that's how Trump is, too. We want prosperity you want to win. But to do that, you've got to energize Josh, we energize you, the enemy knows where the resistance is coming from. They know where the winning globally Infowars is just the reboot of Americana. I didn't invent it. I just brought it back. All over the world baby Info Wars, we're leading the populist revolution. You're saying

Dan (00:59:47.000)

that's not a good sentence. I don't know necessarily that a sentence or the last part the last week was okay, I don't I don't know if it's

Jordan (00:59:57.000)

any of that a sentence or just a random mix of dot dot dot

Dan (01:00:00.000)

knows rambley as hell yeah. But the idea that at least in Alex Jones's mind, the way he perceives his place in the world is that he's leading this populace charge all around the world. These are populist movements, maybe you got to reassess what you are the mouthpiece of because it might it might be on the wrong side. Might might be Furthermore, might just be you can't lead a nationalist movement globally. Well, they make the argument that it's like, no, it is. Everyone wants to have their own nations and globalism. Globalism is out nationalism is super sexy. So we're a coalition of all these nations that just want our own nationalism. Right, I understand why that's maddening. But the way they

Unknown Speaker (01:00:48.000)

what do you what do you think is gonna happen if they

Dan (01:00:51.000)

No, no, no, no. We'll get through. I know what you're gonna. Okay, go ahead. Fine.

Jordan (01:00:57.000)

Now you go, Oh, you know,

Dan (01:01:00.000)

I know what you're gonna say, Fine. Say you're going to say that. Okay. So you guys have a bunch of globally, there's a bunch of countries that are super nationalistic, and now for their own interests, inevitably, they're going to end up fighting each other. Because they are nationalistic. That's a logical conclusion that most people come to Yeah. But the reality is that that's probably not what they envision. It's going to be like a conglomerate or connection of these nationalistic states that exploit and take resources from and more or less enslave all of these third world countries and probably all the brown places. Yeah,

Jordan (01:01:34.000)

yeah. I was gonna say that, dad. Okay. Fuck you.

Dan (01:01:37.000)

I thought you were gonna go to this crate to go the dumb version. Wow,

Jordan (01:01:41.000)

I thought you were gonna go the dump. You really, really fucking went to town on me there? Well, because we that was cruel.

Dan (01:01:47.000)

Well, we've gone down the dumb route before.

Jordan (01:01:49.000)

I know, but I was talking. What I was saying is what they clearly don't get. Is that if they are Jordan, I know. I know if they are.

Dan (01:01:59.000)

Now you don't have fucking I feel

Jordan (01:02:00.000)

right. I'm sorry. All right. We just had our we just had a public on air fight. I'm sorry. Really a fight. We love each other.

Dan (01:02:12.000)

That's my impression of Alex.

Jordan (01:02:15.000)

No, I mean, it's it's so stupid to imagine that. Okay, you're leading. There's a centralized group of leaders, right, leading a nationalist movement, that's resurging. And what is going to happen? If they do when those leaders are already leading together? They're going to cooperate. Yeah, you're just creating a different United Nations going

Dan (01:02:36.000)

to be a league of nationalist nations. Exactly. That or maybe an Yep, that is going yeah. Anyway, here's Alex Jones getting super grandiose in his fears about Antifa.

Alex Jones (01:02:52.000)

You're saying I've been predicting this for six months. The SJW is the Antifa. The communist groups have been saying, we're going to launch our revolution, Nov fours. And many of them say we're gonna kill cops. We're gonna kill talk show host.

Dan (01:03:08.000)

Right. Those are their two priorities. Cops and talk show hosts? Well, we

Jordan (01:03:13.000)

got to solve the real problem. Right?

Dan (01:03:15.000)

Actually, I would argue that's prioritizing.

Jordan (01:03:19.000)

But Alex, it's so funny. Grandiose on your list, one or two.

Dan (01:03:22.000)

I'm putting Alex up top. Killing again, we have to be super clear about that. lest we be taken out of context. Yeah. What we mean is politically, right, politically, take him out. Yeah, we just want the Second Amendment people to politically take him out. Right. I don't take care of I don't even I even take care of that problem. I am even uncomfortable with that. Let's be protected. Anyway, Roger Stone is not just there just to have a strategized strategy session about their various fake lawsuits or real war. He also has some gossip that he wants to report as news. And Alex says one of the stupidest things I've ever heard at the end of this clip.

Alex Jones (01:04:00.000)

Last night, I was with a very high level Republican lobbyist, with very, very close ties to the Bush family and to and to Jeb Bush. Specifically, he had just had lunch with Jeb, Jeb told him confidently, Trump will be gone by December. Trump will be gone by December. That's what does that tell you? Oh, my God, we should have started the whole show with that. In fact, take that clip right there. Now Start over. Start over. And we're going to put that right at the front of this interview. show incredible Roger folks never blogged she's got the untell right.

Dan (01:04:37.000)

Roger Stone never blogged I was hit with a polonium Dart and there's anything you

Jordan (01:04:43.000)

know about classic bullshitter Roger Stone, bluff bluffs, and even if he did bluff, he wouldn't be bluffing about this bluffing politically, and even if he was bluffing about this, he would bluff you about it.

Dan (01:04:55.000)

Yeah, absolutely. It's a double bluff. Fucking idiot. This is what how happens when you end up like working and being partners with a manipulator? Like you don't do it for that reason. You think that like you can team up with them you

Jordan (01:05:09.000)

think like I'm using you as much as you're using me right? And you think turns out you're an idiot right over time, the

Dan (01:05:15.000)

person who is more powerful in manipulation is going to be able to just run the roost, basically. And that's what Roger Stone is doing with Infowars. Right? More or less I mean, Alex, he can get

Jordan (01:05:26.000)

shut me down earlier because you wanna you are you're Are you asserting dominance? Is that what you look? You never bluff?

Dan (01:05:33.000)

Look, this is what happens with me and my cat, get a better relationship, become a PowerPoint, you and I fucking get a worse one. Well, it's like me and her nationalistic

Jordan (01:05:49.000)

I'm gonna have to lead a populist uprising against you.

Dan (01:05:51.000)

So there's this next clip. I'm going to call this I'm just going to go ahead and tell you ahead of time. I usually like you to be blindsided by the pivots to ADS, right? But I need to tell you ahead of time, so you can track how he does it. Because this is clunky as shit. And this, to me indicates massive desperation. This to me indicates like a severe situation that Alex is facing. This is not just oh on another boat. This is definitely like I'm in trouble.

Alex Jones (01:06:21.000)

Because you know, the New York Times says right here that Trump get it Do you know that it's like Christine, the Stephen King movie your Maximum Overdrive, you know where the cars come alive and kill you. Right here movies, robots transforming murderer mile long Manhattan truck attack kills eight. I knew it was Megatron the truck had no driver evidently extraordinary extraordinary did he not yell Ali Akbar just before the attacks? The I've seen that in several media reports Why won't they call of the truth the truth? Why won't they point out that this is Islamic terrorism at its worst, and again listeners know this I only genuinely plug once an hour over the years because that could fund us and we grew very symbiotically organically to the level we need it now as the main attack now is the war bonds.

Dan (01:07:05.000)

So we're gonna listen to the rest of this ad that he does because it's fucked up. But at the same time do you see that there were like a refund on the car didn't have a driver yet. And then apropos of nothing, he just goes into this like everyone knows I only blog once an hour right? Which isn't true at all. But here we listen to the rest of this bullshit.

Alex Jones (01:07:25.000)

You spend money with globalist is trading with the enemy. You buy products at Infowars store.com. It is an act of total resistance to the globalist and sorrows and for his billions. Millions can counter that but we need millions because I sell high quality products, such low prices that I argue with so my crew, they're in marketing, I think super low prices are the way to go. And people just buy more we listen to the people who are in marketing. We make more. I'm right kinda but sometimes not. Is it sometimes things are best sellers. Sometimes they're not. I need folks to go to Infowars store.com and get one of you know 6070 T shirts to spread the word meet like minded folks, I need you to sign up for auto ship to get great products like DNA force and great probiotics like biome defense and rainforest plus and a bunch of specials that end today. Infowars store.com, or triple 825331391 of my biggest stressors is trying to raise money to hire more crew to battle otter and fending off enemy attacks. But if you flood us with cash, It absolutely takes weight off us to spend time in information warfare. So I'm gonna say it now. You want us to fight energizes flood me with greenbacks. And I commit I'll go to the desk, but I need the money. That's how I wage war flood us with money now quit

Jordan (01:08:36.000)

Wolf. Wow, that's brazen. Yeah,

Dan (01:08:40.000)

flood us with money now.

Jordan (01:08:45.000)

I mean, as a sales pitch, it's blunt. It might be a little bit straightforward. Yeah. But in this day and age, people like a straight shooter, right? No dancing around it. This is the Bernie Sanders way of raising money. No. Not really.

Alex Jones (01:09:00.000)

Give me all your money.

Dan (01:09:02.000)

I will fight my fake enemies to the death.

Unknown Speaker (01:09:04.000)

I want to be one of the top 1%

Dan (01:09:07.000)

I mean, look, the way this all shakes out. I think the most likely the scenario is a couple more indictments come down and Trump resigns. I think that's probably what's going to happen because he's gonna realize if I don't the entire family business is fucked. I probably pence could probably pardon me and my family right you know that they work out some kind of backroom deal and that's gonna happen the other I mean, we're gonna have a problem with propaganda still Infowars is still going to be a problem all that stuff because they're not going to be like, Oh, he was guilty he stepped down Yeah, their narrative will be a completely like he was forced by the globalist right go back to the John Kelly is poisoning him narrative, possibly at that point. There'll be some sort of thing but like I don't know. I don't know how I got off on that. But I mean, there's just this is fake bullshit, man. It's amazing to me.

Jordan (01:10:00.000)

You know what's really amazing to me, Roger Stone describing it as Islamic terrorism at its worst, right? Which is like, well, one know. And two if it were. That's amazing. We just had white terrorism at its worst. And holy shit.

Dan (01:10:17.000)

It was about 50 times as many people got injured. Yeah,

Jordan (01:10:19.000)

I mean, if you want to go with no, I guess they're better at murdering random

Dan (01:10:24.000)

people because they believe it was a psyop with helicopters. Right. But that's

Jordan (01:10:28.000)

that's my that's the fun thing for me. Right is obviously Roger Stone knows that it wasn't, of course. So it's it's, like for real. Maybe the only real white supremacy is that white people are complete sociopaths willing to murder everybody. And that's how we got where we are today.

Dan (01:10:45.000)

And certainly, as we see from listening to this much Infowars willing to lie for each other. Yeah, exactly. Willing to lie desperately for each other to protect white supremacy.

Jordan (01:10:55.000)

Like consider most serial killers are white.

Dan (01:10:58.000)

True. All right, statistically, also most people who hurt children,

Jordan (01:11:02.000)

is that a genetic trait? Is it possible that that's a mutation of the regular white gene which is just taking over the world? You've crossed eyes out of it? Anyways, I am actually advocating for white genocide is yes to all hard Yes,

Dan (01:11:19.000)

Jesus. That's not good. I mean, there's nowhere else to so this podcast is

Jordan (01:11:23.000)

decided there's only one solution to our problems, and that's backwards, ethnic cleansing. Jordan, I've

Dan (01:11:29.000)

appreciated our time together, I'm gonna need to co host this podcast

Jordan (01:11:33.000)

is really just about every I've reached the apotheosis about you radicalizing

Dan (01:11:37.000)

people towards white genocide.

Jordan (01:11:43.000)

I think I think if you listened to if you showed enough people enough Infowars eventually we'd all be like, it's not a bad idea.

Dan (01:11:51.000)

I would say if you listen to our podcast and the dollar, it's game over for you. Yeah. There is no hope for white folk. But that's I mean, just to be super, super clear. Again, just because I'm so self conscious about, like Alex listening to this and taking it out of context or something like that. We don't think white people are evil. We just think the tradition has been really terrible, right? The history is really awful. There's nothing intrinsically evil about white skin. You dumb fuck Alex Jones. Hypothetically listening to this trail. It's skin color. Yeah. How do you not get that? How are we? Where are we at? It's not you, Alex.

Jordan (01:12:26.000)

I know. Like are we're still doing this?

Dan (01:12:29.000)

Apparently. Yeah. Anyway, let's get back to this. Oh, boy. I'm gonna I'm gonna play this for you. This is Alex Jones is karaoke moment of the day.

Alex Jones (01:12:40.000)

burning inside with the fires of liberty. Of the information. Alex Jones. Right.

Dan (01:12:59.000)

Yep. So he sings along with a little bit. Yeah, he's awesome. He's great. So we have one more clip of Roger Stone here. And it's about him getting banned from Twitter.

Roger Stone (01:13:07.000)

Twitter needs to be regulated like a utility. The phone company is a private company, but they can't deny you a telephone. This is a first amendment issue.

Dan (01:13:18.000)

So there's a couple of things. First, Roger Stone is advocating for regulation on a private business, which is fun. Also, it's not like a phone at all. Because there are many platforms you can communicate with online or you can not you can choose not to. It's not it's not as essential to your life as

Jordan (01:13:36.000)

now an internet connection. Yes. Now, isn't it strange that the guy that you want in there is deregulating? And yeah, Roger Stone. Have you ever heard of hypocrisy? Oh, yes, you have. You're a fucking classic bullshitter right. So that's so that's so inferior. You

Dan (01:13:54.000)

shouldn't be saying this about internet as a whole. Right, as opposed to saying it about a private business that the

Jordan (01:14:01.000)

Internet didn't hurt him. Twitter hurt you. So you have to lash out at Twitter. Yeah,

Dan (01:14:05.000)

absolutely. No, that's

Jordan (01:14:07.000)

it. But that's what all of these these people like stone is smart enough to know that what he's saying is dumb, right? And it's only going to hurt people other than his audience is dumb, right? It was that that's the issue. All of these people just blindly go along with regulation is bad. And then finally, when it finally touches them, they're like, Oh, well, regulation is always bad, but not in this case. free speech issue. Yeah, exactly.

Dan (01:14:35.000)

I call it a gag with your neo Nazi friends. You

Jordan (01:14:37.000)

know, fucking glamourpuss. God dammit.

Dan (01:14:41.000)

I like calling him a glamour post. He

Jordan (01:14:42.000)

is a glamour plus.

Dan (01:14:43.000)

So earlier, I said that I took some issues with media matters. And one of the issues was what we talked about there at the beginning, that they didn't really give the full context of the complaints. Complaints is very generous, right? The things that Alex was saying about this guy I who attacked Manhattan with a truck. But the thing that I think is irresponsible and derelict in their duty as media watchdogs is that they didn't listen to the rest of the episode. Because the rest of the episode at the towards the end, Alex Jones has an interview with a guy named Matt Bracken, who is a guy who is very much in favor of militaristic act action against leftists and what have you. He's allegedly has military background. I'm not entirely sure he probably does. I don't know. I say allegedly because I you know, I don't I haven't done the look to him. Yeah. He always broadcasts on Skype from his Dan. It's pretty cool looking. I like his den. All of his pictures are hung up. I'll tell you that. I'm out. But oh, yeah. Also, yeah, garbage. Jake throwing this out. That's I appreciate you reminding me. He is a novelist. And he's written a bunch of novels that purportedly reveal truths about the world. But it's all

Jordan (01:16:05.000)

are they very Islamophobic. Yes. Who would again

Dan (01:16:09.000)

garbage Dick has labeled him as a right wing wank fiction author and I think that's fair.

Jordan (01:16:13.000)

That's a solid solid fucking criticism.

Dan (01:16:17.000)

A lot of times he'll go on and pitch his books like he'll plug his books and what have you. But the reason I bring up Matt Bracken is he

Jordan (01:16:25.000)

finally wrote a book called How to Hide your books.

Dan (01:16:30.000)

ebooks.com where Tiger books and where to never. So Matt Bracken comes on

Jordan (01:16:38.000)

dead. Yes, everywhere else. No,

Dan (01:16:41.000)

never gone safe.

Jordan (01:16:44.000)

Put your guns there.

Dan (01:16:48.000)

Media Matters should be talking about Matt bracken. Because he is the more important issue. And I know that it's not as sexy because most people don't know that who he is. Right? People know who Alex Jones is. Or Linda Sarsour. But even even in that case, they could have done a better job talking about the all the stuff that was around that clip and the what they talked about about Linda Sarsour being compared to and he he said that, Linda Sarsour looks like this guy is Brother which is another Freudian slip,

Jordan (01:17:17.000)

I get it Media Matters. I don't think that was a Freudian slip. I think he was legitimately trying to call her a man.

Dan (01:17:23.000)

I was being more generous than I probably should have been. But you're probably right. He's He's calling her a man. I would agree. That's probably

Jordan (01:17:28.000)

Media Matters. Fine. Get your clicks based on your dumb headline. But let us then let us write the article you fucking idiot or

Dan (01:17:36.000)

not? Don't Don't Don't fucking hate it because there's a chance they might say third, never well, I

Jordan (01:17:41.000)

advocate white genocide. Pirate guy. Yeah, we're in trouble. Look, you can really monetize this thing. We're in

Dan (01:17:48.000)

trouble of a corporate left. They're not going to be out a big fan of mine. Unfortunately, it seems like also Antifa and the Democratic socialists aren't on board with us either. So oh, they're not. And maybe a couple, maybe a couple of folks, but also Soros. He's not helping us out. It's a real shame. Oh, I

Jordan (01:18:07.000)

thought I was halfway thinking like, Wait, did Antifa like contact you? And are like, hey, tone down the white, gentle.

Dan (01:18:14.000)

Don't be so obvious. Hey,

Jordan (01:18:16.000)

I'm also November 4, you know what to stay indoors.

Dan (01:18:19.000)

So Matt Bracken is what they should be focusing on? Because he says a lot of stuff that is much worse than Alex I believe. Right? And if we were the people who people could rely on to cover Alex Jones and stuff, we'd have an article about him. You know, and maybe we will maybe that's something we'll incorporate in the future on to knowledge phi.com. But here's Alex welcoming that bracket on the show. And he he's talking about Islam being bad. And here's what his first clip

Unknown Speaker (01:18:54.000)

but the the actual translation of Allah Akbar is not God is great. That's a big mistake. It's that when they say Allah, who and they put the EU on the end of Allah, that means greater so it means Allah is greater than your God. Allahu Akbar is our God

Alex Jones (01:19:12.000)

our God, our God dominate you. We are defeating you we are greater than you we have conquered. You can't think of

Dan (01:19:17.000)

anyone who says that. No, and also that's not true. It much like he says rasa La Raza means the race. It means people right? He's best translating. And Matt Bracken is kind of right on some level, but he is wrong in his interpretation. According to mainline Islamic scholars, Allahu Akbar does sometimes mean God is greater but the understanding generally is that God is greater than your problem right or God God is greater than the things that are your your issues and greater than you Yeah, to put you in your place in terms of the hierarchy of God and man, yeah, law and man,

Jordan (01:19:54.000)

it's meant as like the footsteps in the sand bullshit or even

Dan (01:19:57.000)

God will never give you more than You can handle right God, God is omnipotent, that sort of there's that connotation to it. The other thing is the other translation of Allahu Akbar,

Jordan (01:20:09.000)

which, if God is omnipotent, he is by definition greater than your God. That's true unless your God is omnipotent gotta unpack in which case, neither God is omnipotent. And one of them is and the other one isn't in but then both of them that half would would have to be real, and then we really get the good fight.

Dan (01:20:25.000)

And Could one of the gods become big enough that the other couldn't lift him?

Jordan (01:20:29.000)

Could one of the gods become a big enough mountain that the other could lift him

Dan (01:20:33.000)

crazy? Also, the other translation very common translation of Allahu Akbar is God is greatest. Right? And that is not God is the greatest God because all these religions are monotheistic

Jordan (01:20:48.000)

Islam is an awesome God be

Dan (01:20:51.000)

rent

Jordan (01:20:52.000)

from heaven above wisdom power and love and now we're darlings of the Christian right.

Dan (01:21:01.000)

Give us money Focus on the Family we harmonize

Jordan (01:21:09.000)

look, this is what happens when you're raised in the fucking Church of communion. There we go right.

Dan (01:21:13.000)

Oh, that didn't go over

Jordan (01:21:18.000)

well with the chat room. This blood do I drink of your flesh.

Dan (01:21:23.000)

Also garbage dica dropped in some of my Brackens book titles. Here we have donkey dicks three enemies, foreign and domestic domestic enemies, the Recon Keystone, foreign enemies and traders thought

Jordan (01:21:37.000)

this was all one title. No,

Dan (01:21:39.000)

no, those are wieldy Yeah. So that's what he's got. Also, he is a mess. Here's his next clip.

Unknown Speaker (01:21:48.000)

And you know, as mad as a as I am at this terrorists, his name is literally sort of Allah. You know that nobody of our extreme vetting picked up on the fact that his parents named this boy, sort of Allah. And he won the is the he won the ISIS lottery to come to America and bring 28 more I just heard today bring 28 of his closest inbred family here, which I'm sure they're all on welfare. They're plotting more Jihad attack. We

Alex Jones (01:22:17.000)

pay for everything. And then they hate us. Because we're creative. And we're not inbred. Yikes.

Jordan (01:22:24.000)

So the guy is the least creative, most inbred Texan. I know. Yeah.

Dan (01:22:29.000)

So the guy who did do the truck attack, his name is very similar to what would be transliterated as the sort of Allah. But that doesn't mean anything. You know what aerial means? The name aerial? Lion of God. Why are violent animals okay? They name anyone Ariel, that means that, you know, they, they fucking are vicious killers in the name of God or a mermaid. You know, Brandon means mermaid sword. And Celtic. Okay.

Jordan (01:22:58.000)

I mean, you can just go with that, Terry.

Dan (01:23:00.000)

I don't know. I don't know, Terry. I didn't prepare everything.

Jordan (01:23:05.000)

I was about to start shooting names.

Dan (01:23:07.000)

There's another I can't remember what it is. But there is a very common Anglo name that does mean sort of God. Like it is a common name. I don't remember what it is. I thought it was David but that's gift of God. No

Jordan (01:23:18.000)

names that are names that are from any kind of monotheistic tradition. Yeah. Are gonna wind up being murder filled. Yeah, there's

Dan (01:23:25.000)

a lot of violence within names.

Jordan (01:23:30.000)

You know, a daisy means cock blocker.

Dan (01:23:32.000)

Oh, boy. It's crazy little flower cock block. That

Jordan (01:23:35.000)

was Jesus's nickname.

Dan (01:23:37.000)

Um, so the other thing I mean, you know, my Brackens getting more into the inbreeding stuff. Yeah. And I guess I mean, this guy had been here since 2010. So it is entirely possible that he won

Jordan (01:23:49.000)

the ISIS lottery in 2010. We're gonna get back to when ISIS was around, we're gonna get back in 2010 when they were having lotteries.

Dan (01:23:56.000)

We're gonna get back to that. Okay. But he came in 2010. And there's a prohibition against any welfare being given to folk within five years of becoming a citizen. Yeah, um, so it is seven years after it's possible that he you know, they were on assistance. Don't get that point. It doesn't. It also doesn't matter. Yeah, exactly. So Brecon is just thrown around a lot. I

Jordan (01:24:18.000)

get the I get the idea that the argument is my tax dollars are going to pay for people plotting to teach America. Yeah, but that's a dumb argument.

Dan (01:24:27.000)

It's dumb. And what's behind it really is just I hate these people. Yeah, it's just pure

Jordan (01:24:30.000)

racism. Yeah. It's the welfare queen. It's the modern welfare queen is all it is, is totally I hate black people.

Dan (01:24:37.000)

I'm gonna go listen to the dollar. Yeah, great episode. We were there. Yeah, we were live in Chicago. But also the, the

Jordan (01:24:46.000)

Whoo, bracken.

Dan (01:24:48.000)

No, I when I was trying to learn I did that little scat there. Yes. When I was trying to cause your Russian bot. What I was trying to come out with was the The idea that Matt Bracken is reinforcing also this idea that there is only one sort of Muslim I can write it is and it's pre determinative. Yeah. So here's the last clip of him and it's not good.

Unknown Speaker (01:25:13.000)

Tommy Robinson The Brit has a great book you know, on the on the cran Why are Muslims killed for it for the Qur'an? You can't reform Islam you know it is the 10 commandments are all kill kill kill you there's no way to take it

Alex Jones (01:25:30.000)

out and so he thinks he's doing something good. And then Jake Tapper goes it is so beautiful. That's all a direct code to them saying just like the supported the Arab Spring at CNN, we support you, brother. Good job. Just make sure it's a church next time.

Dan (01:25:47.000)

Yikes. That's that's pretty dog, Wesley. I mean, it's beyond But

Jordan (01:25:51.000)

what's fascinating is what happens Dan, if you break one of the 10 commandments, you go to hell no, you shall be put to death. Oh, really?

Dan (01:26:01.000)

Yeah. So if you wait, yeah. Is that right? Yeah. Also, I

Jordan (01:26:04.000)

don't think there is as well as all the laws from Deuteronomy.

Dan (01:26:08.000)

I know that every Late Night Show has some version of the top 10 list because David Letterman did it right so successful but I don't think that every religion has a 10 commandments just because top 10 Just because the Bible was so successful with it doesn't mean that that's in every religion there's no you know, I'm saying like it's his understanding of shade is very is very wack and the idea that all the commandments are to kill in Islam. We've gone over this over and over again, the the analyses that have been done about violence in the Bible and the Koran show that the Bible is not a ton, but a little bit more violent. Yeah, so I don't know. It's just, it's just a dumb conversation. Also, if all 10 are to kill, get lounge in my chair, I completely disappear from camera.

Jordan (01:26:55.000)

If all 10 commandments were to kill, you could have gotten the point off with four, right? Like if you're like, commandment number one. Kill right? Commandment number two. Hey, kill. Commandment number three. Kill like you got it?

Dan (01:27:08.000)

No. I'm sure do your laundry. Five kill. Yeah, I mean, brevity is the soul of wit. But it is not the soul of religions are killing right. Also, Tommy Robinson is a disasterous bigot. He is a British version of Alex Jones to some degree, everything.

Jordan (01:27:26.000)

He does bring his name up. I always think of Tommy Davidson. He sells personas in England first thought in my mind is

Dan (01:27:32.000)

that the only reference I have for Tommy Davidson? Bad TV has been in movies. was on in living color, right? Oh, that's right. He wasn't. I don't think he was on. He wasn't on mad. But he sold persones he did. Yeah, he was the Pizza Hut spokesman whenever the zones came out. Crazy. Yeah. Anyway, mad bracket is a disaster. Anyway, yesterday, we went over. We I've started to call myself we apparently you and me in the chat room. We went over the big story. Big, big story. All right. So Mike Cernovich was trying to give a speech in New York at Columbia University. Why? Because he likes to rile people up. And he needs publicity stunts in order to keep himself relevant. Otherwise Columbia allowed him to do this. I mean, free speech, baby. You know, you can exploit it pretty far. So Michael Colombia sucks. Mike Cernovich was giving a speech there and some Antifa came to protest. And they had a sign that said no white supremacy. No pedo bashing? No. Mike Cernovich.

Jordan (01:28:40.000)

I wonder which thing they focused on? No, that

Dan (01:28:43.000)

was but that was one sign that they had. Now when you hear me tell you that? What What's your first thought about the sign like you see a picture of that. What do you think?

Jordan (01:28:53.000)

Plants?

Dan (01:28:55.000)

Interesting. You are a cook.

Jordan (01:28:59.000)

You okay. All right. Dumb lib. tard cuck did I just get dumb lived hard cut.

Dan (01:29:04.000)

Alex talks about talks about it for about a third of his show yesterday that the pedos are coming out of the woodwork Of course. There was a reporter from Gothamist who was on site and he took a bunch of pictures that show that it was just somebody came up in a mask and unfurled the sign in front of protesters and told them to hold it and immediately when they saw what it was they tore it up and destroyed the sign. Yeah, and that it was clearly an All right plant. The guy in the mask disappeared. Yep. And they got a good picture though. I mean, not a good picture but they got a picture that's good enough. And you know what, what Owen Shroyer said the other day, not the other day, but a couple of weeks back optics become the story. And that is exactly what's happened here. Yep. So today. Oh, and the other thing that was really fun is like the guy the Gotham Mr. Porter. I feel really bad that I can't remember his name but he was reporting that, of course, the sign got destroyed immediately. And that Antifa people who were there were like, they didn't even print out our logo, right. The flag, it was the wrong color and the logo was like there's no way that we like it's obviously someone who's not involved with us, of course. And it had a Nambla sign on it like a Nambla logo. And we went over this yesterday, but just so you know, just overkill. Come on, dude. Well, but vice did an investigation into Nambla and found that they have no members. Isn't it

Jordan (01:30:37.000)

a joke? Yeah, it well it used to exist in so used to exist but now it's just a punch line because of Arrested develop. It's

Dan (01:30:44.000)

a spooky thing. It's just a it's just something for these folks to throw as a boogeyman. Right. So it was a complete stunt. It was a complete nonsense publicity stunt, of course. And I would not be surprised if Mike Cernovich was keenly aware of it, or at least someone involved with him well, as well. They may be Jack sob they've done that shit before though. Jack Sobiech with the rape Melania. Exactly like that. Yeah. But anyway, Mike Cernovich comes on the show today, on November first, and here is him talking about it.

Alex Jones (01:31:14.000)

Mike Cernovich. What is the point of them saying nothing's coming November 4, but then full page ad saying we're going to overthrow Trump on November 4. What?

Dan (01:31:22.000)

There's a apparently a full page ad in the New York Times. It's not about hey, we're gonna start a civil war on November 4, it's about protest. It's about rallies. Yeah. Which is, as far as I know, part of the Constitution part of those amendments never heard reassembly, free, free speech. Disagree with all that, right. So I mean, Alex, you're on shaky ground, bringing the

Jordan (01:31:42.000)

10 commandments with you wherever you go. And that's what the Constitution says in my book. Did you notice?

Dan (01:31:46.000)

Okay, so you couldn't possibly have noticed that this point. But this is exactly like that. The Roger Stone clip, where Alex asks one question, and like Cernovich just answers another, right. So he was like, He's asking, Hey, why did they say nothing's gonna happen on the fourth, and then this ad? And then you'll see his answer? What is going on here?

Unknown Speaker (01:32:05.000)

They're so weird and unhinged. And as we learned from when an Tifa was carrying a pedophile sign, and then they go, Oh, well, we didn't even mean to carry it. Someone just handed it to us. Like, wait. So if somebody hands you a pedophile sign, you're just going to carry around what? Whatever anybody hands you. They're not thinking.

Dan (01:32:23.000)

So that indicates to me yes, that indicates to me that this was sort of like,

Jordan (01:32:30.000)

That's called being polite. Right, Mike? Cernovich. That's called being polite. Well, but that's

Dan (01:32:34.000)

the sort of reaction you can expect out of people in order to like, exploit them, you know, you know that like, Oh, can you hold this for me for a second or something like that? Like, it's like, you probably wouldn't do that in an airport. I was gonna use the examples like someone asked.

Jordan (01:32:50.000)

Could you hold this comically cartoonish bomb for me? It's got a fuse on it. It's big circle.

Dan (01:32:55.000)

It's a cake. Don't worry. Yeah. From the kickboxer fuse, do it. Oh, that's, that's just the fun. Don't

Unknown Speaker (01:33:01.000)

say alright, I guess oh,

Dan (01:33:05.000)

well, let's say I mean, someone gave you I don't even know how to make an analogy because my my brain keeps going to like a goblet covered in shit or something like that. And you hold it for them weird analogy. Hold it for them not knowing they're like, Oh, look at you. You're holding a goblet full of shit. Yeah. Or something like that. You're like, I was just being polite. Yeah. Why don't understand. Yeah,

Jordan (01:33:23.000)

that's not a prank. No, it's not. That's just you taking advantage of a human being being a human being and him

Dan (01:33:29.000)

knowing that people would respond that way. Makes me kind of think that he might have been behind it. Because certain events Yeah, because he has this line ready to go. And it's possible that he just came up with it since then. Yeah, that's

Jordan (01:33:41.000)

possible. Time to workshop it then this might mean Roger Stone is around today.

Dan (01:33:45.000)

This next clip makes me more suspicious that he might have been in on it.

Unknown Speaker (01:33:50.000)

And then they go, Well, somebody gave it to him. Well, okay, who so no proof at all. Like you said

Dan (01:33:55.000)

yesterday. First of all, no proof at all. There were people on site who saw the entire thing and documented it with pictures. There is proof that it wasn't the people who were holding the rally. Yeah, who were marching with a pedophile sign right.

Alex Jones (01:34:11.000)

Now they're having to admit false flags could exist. Right leg

Dan (01:34:15.000)

left. Let me go back to this actually, because I need Alex's full sentence to be in here. This is this is important. Okay,

Alex Jones (01:34:20.000)

whoo hoo. No proof at all. Like you said yesterday now they're having to admit false flags could exist.

Unknown Speaker (01:34:27.000)

Right? Which is a fantastic narrative when so from my perspective, I don't care if it was some people maybe from 4chan or something who pranked him I don't care because we went either way.

Dan (01:34:38.000)

Oops. kind of gave up the game there a little

Jordan (01:34:40.000)

bit. Wow, that has given up the game pretty hard there.

Dan (01:34:44.000)

I don't care if I'm pushing a fake story cuz we went either way. Yeah. So like, hey, let's say one of these people that I'm really involved with. In this in this 4chan, Reddit conspiracy propaganda world when someone let's say one of them did it. Now the left is going to have to admit that for those flags happen. Oh really like helicopters shooting at people in Las Vegas. Oh wait, hold on. Someone did give someone a sign and someone took a picture of it. I guess 11 was fake. True. I guess Sandy Hook didn't happen

Jordan (01:35:14.000)

all right, so I'm not lying to you I am lying to but what if I'm not right but even if I am right What if I'm not and I am Who cares? He might

Dan (01:35:24.000)

as well just be making noises

Jordan (01:35:33.000)

that might as well just be the show is them having clips up where they're like liberal and then the next one goes live bro. Like that's all you're fucking doing was wasting my life.

Dan (01:35:43.000)

A better show would be like just Alex screaming at a monkey pissing in his own face.

Jordan (01:35:49.000)

That would fucking go viral. My

Dan (01:35:50.000)

bet would be a great, great episode. All right, look, steep agenda can't come on anymore. We got Coco the gorilla coming into. It's gonna be great.

Jordan (01:36:00.000)

Isn't Coco did?

Dan (01:36:02.000)

There's another Coco's

Jordan (01:36:04.000)

okay. I met the CoCo. You said Coco, the gorilla with there's a lot of gorillas named Coco. It suggests you're talking about the sign language speaking gorillas, a

Dan (01:36:13.000)

lot of gorillas that speak sign language. Also, Disney Azar Coco coming out sometime,

Jordan (01:36:19.000)

it was very important to the plot of the movie Congo.

Dan (01:36:21.000)

Sure that was Amy though, Amy now there you go. You are ugly. And that wasn't sign language.

Jordan (01:36:30.000)

She had a voice box. Come on.

Dan (01:36:32.000)

Let's move on. She spoke side language. So anyway, I told you to hold on to your thoughts about that lottery. And now we're gonna hold on to my buttons do this. That was dressed.

Alex Jones (01:36:41.000)

Ladies and gentlemen. During the break, I walked back into the break room to get a cup of coffee. And Chuck Schumer was on Fox News Live in the Senate, blaming Trump for New York. This is the guy. This is the guy that got the bill passed with Obama. He sponsored it. He wrote it. He's the chief sponsor of the diversity lottery. The cultural enrichment as the EU calls it. We didn't make up the SEC job.

Dan (01:37:13.000)

No, but you're lying. Yeah, let me read to you here. In 1987, the US government under President Ronald Reagan decided to found an official immigration lottery called the diversity visa lottery. Through this program, they wanted to make sure the diversity of nations in the United States of America would be preserved in the future because they regarded it as a characteristic feature of the American nation. The immigration feared the immigration DV green card lottery still exists today and 1000s Enter it every year in order to receive a green card. The permission to become a legal and permanent resident allowed to work in the United States. Ha. Alex, you don't know anything? Well, it

Jordan (01:37:51.000)

was Chuck Schumer and Obama at the time. You don't know

Dan (01:37:53.000)

anything? Like why is he Why would anyone listen to him? What is it what is going on? Because you can

Unknown Speaker (01:38:00.000)

say it so confidently?

Dan (01:38:02.000)

I just said that pretty confidently. I know. And I believe you Media Matters. We'll get our back and you know, stop talking about white genocide.

Jordan (01:38:11.000)

All right, that's, that's why we're fucked. Yeah. All right. i Okay. Dan, I make you this promise Reagan, I will only call for white genocide. If you say Reagan to me a lot.

Dan (01:38:23.000)

Reagan got that diversity passed the diversity lottery.

Jordan (01:38:26.000)

Yeah, good. Because in the middle of it should be white genocide between

Dan (01:38:30.000)

pagans.

Jordan (01:38:35.000)

That's my favorite piece of Infowars news we've ever covered

Dan (01:38:37.000)

ever. So in this next clip, Alex talks about he brings up the Don Jr. outing that he did the it is Trump's fault for New York. Yeah, more or less? Well, not directly. There's a lot of dynamics involved, but true.

Jordan (01:38:52.000)

But ultimately one of the like the reason,

Dan (01:38:55.000)

let's say just for safety's sake and accuracy. So yeah, his hands are not clean. Absolutely. That's what I would say.

Jordan (01:39:01.000)

Terrorism only arises whenever there are so many people who feel like there's nowhere else to go when your justice system doesn't work. When you're poor when you have no money when nobody there's no social safety net. There's nothing to deal

Dan (01:39:16.000)

with. It's a corollary there's a corollary of rioting as the voice of the road.

Jordan (01:39:20.000)

And when there's and when you've got nothing left to lose. Yeah, you can't Why wouldn't you be a suicide bomber?

Dan (01:39:26.000)

You can't be this fucking stupid not to understand that historical dynamic. Oh, you sure can.

Unknown Speaker (01:39:31.000)

It's his law. Yeah, we

Dan (01:39:32.000)

found that out. Yeah. So anyway, you remember that Alex Jones outed Donald Trump Jr. is one of Mike Cernovich his sources last right they talk about it on this episode soon to be in prison. Donald Trump Jr. They discuss it here.

Alex Jones (01:39:45.000)

They take your humanity as weakness like one time actually gave it one of your sources. You didn't get really mad at me and I said I had a brain fart I apologize today. That's okay. But it was you didn't take as like a power over me. But exactly that's how they are.

Unknown Speaker (01:39:58.000)

Yeah, I for I even forgot that event. happened. But again Yeah, I never even brought it up ever again. He just realized that's life.

Dan (01:40:04.000)

And I was making it up. So I mean, who cares? That why wouldn't you bring that up? Like in the real world? That would be huge, but also that could get someone killed

Jordan (01:40:15.000)

that got reality winner fucking tossed in prison. Exactly. Yeah, like that

Dan (01:40:19.000)

sort of thing. That behavior, the outing of a source that Alex did on air when he said he had a brain fart. That's life and death, which is one

Jordan (01:40:30.000)

of the why and one of the most protected and most challenged situations in a copyright or in First Amendment speech case and

Dan (01:40:41.000)

beyond your source being killed, possibly for giving the information that they're not supposed to give. That's your credibility out the window. Why would any source ever talk to you again, and he knows he doesn't need them? Because he doesn't have sources. They're not real. They just go to 4chan and do like, what's on poll today? That's all they do. They don't have sources Alex pretends he does. And then his callers calling. Do you believe that's exactly what my secret information was? Yeah, that's all they do. This is such horseshit. The emperor has no clothes. No one cares.

Jordan (01:41:12.000)

No, the kid cares. And then at the end, he's beheaded. Don't you remember that story?

Dan (01:41:17.000)

Oh, what did he violate one of the commandments? Yeah, exactly. So here's a clip about Charlottesville violated

Jordan (01:41:21.000)

commandment six which is to kill he did not. Here's the here's a clip

Dan (01:41:25.000)

about Charlottesville Ville being fake.

Unknown Speaker (01:41:27.000)

We can have big marches, we can bring a lot of heat. It

Alex Jones (01:41:30.000)

shows how weak they are. They were so afraid of your Google March.

Unknown Speaker (01:41:33.000)

Yeah, exactly. We were gonna do a march on Google. And then they use fed fed embeds with these All right, morons in Charlottesville. And then next thing you know, the white

Alex Jones (01:41:42.000)

are admitted Obama of Occupy Wall Street. Three of them were formally funded by the Occupy Wall Street, which now refuse fascism. I mean, it's totally obvious. They're all little pretty boy, strumpet. leftists who think they're smart enough to false flag. Gosh, exactly.

Jordan (01:42:01.000)

That just I mean, smart enough to false flag you. Right? Okay. This goes back to a false flag to the guy who committed the terrorist act. Hard, right? He was an alt writer, he was a white supremacist,

Dan (01:42:16.000)

there's a there's a great comment, much like the Reverend

Jordan (01:42:19.000)

Manning is, is an Oreo by his own words, so as this fucking whatever, who cares what his fucking name is? Yeah,

Dan (01:42:29.000)

I'm gonna read this comment from goat were in the chat room. Back when GamerGate started, there was some good analysis, which happened to apply to Cernovich. Back then, too, because Cernovich wasn't, which was greater. Yeah, about how a lot of their strategy involved false flags, because they were convinced their opponents were using them against them. Right. So that is the mentality that they live in. And that's why he's fine with who cares what the truth is, who cares? And and that's why he's like, oh, yeah, of course, like, Mike Cernovich. And Alex Jones, and all these people are so caught up in their whiteness that they can't possibly believe that anything a white person does that's monstrous, is real, right? So they create this whole narrative of false flag theory and stuff like that which justifies it to them to use it against the liberals. Right? And it's,

Jordan (01:43:12.000)

this is everything they think we're doing is what they're doing. But it's

Dan (01:43:17.000)

more complicated than that. It's more complicated and more provable than that, like that's what he says, right? I don't ever want to use the exact rhetoric that he uses because it's coward.

Jordan (01:43:26.000)

I know what I'm what I'm saying is it's It's utter ironic horseshit. That's what is going on there,

Dan (01:43:33.000)

more or less. And it's a bummer, because this is what we're this is this is what we're against. And I don't mean liberals, I don't mean Antifa. This is what the world is against. On it's critical to our survival. I don't think that we get sunshine and everybody gets a sandwich on like if they stop this, but they them doing these things all the time, and riling up millions of people to be duped by them. I mean, what it serves to do is make sure that no one gets a sandwich because we've got to babysit these fucks all the time. Yep. Because that's what we're doing. Just no one's paying attention, right? Like we are essentially babysitting and cleaning up the mess that the Alex Jones makes every day. Yeah, it's just, I mean, we should have 1000s more listeners well,

Jordan (01:44:18.000)

and ultimately, again, how would that's what every fucking relatively intelligent person has done with the rest of the shitty human race for our entire existence. Right.

Dan (01:44:27.000)

And a lot of people are doing a lot better job on other global issues. And I think a lot of people are doing a better job about Trump and what have you because we don't focus too much on him except where it relates where Alex comes, but no one is doing a good job about Alex very few people are doing a good job about propaganda except as it relates to Russian stuff, right because that's the which is

Jordan (01:44:48.000)

the focus right now of course yeah, that's good reason they stolen election.

Dan (01:44:52.000)

Right. That's the that's the hot talk and what have you. Yeah, and I don't know I it's just like, please take Hear that, folks? Absolutely. Please take care of that. But realize once it's over, we still got this mess. Yeah. And we're just getting a head start on cleaning it up one day, one day when it all like when everyone starts to be like, oh shit, Alex Jones is leading a real militia. We'll be like, we've been saying this for five years. No one is listening. Like do you under like Matt Bracken is leading a guerrilla anti Muslim unit.

Jordan (01:45:26.000)

I'm telling you down. Posthumously, we are going to be thought of as God Oh, yeah,

Dan (01:45:31.000)

someone is probably. I mean, if we ever do, like, actually successful, we're gonna get the shit kicked out of us by proud boy. Oh, it's gonna be fantastic. That's that's, that's what we got to look forward to. Maybe being able to pay our rent and getting beat up by the Knights. Great.

Jordan (01:45:47.000)

I'm not I'm not too concerned about the the. I refuse to say that proud boys. I'm not too concerned too, too. Not too concerned about the Nazis.

Dan (01:45:57.000)

Yeah. But also, I mean, they have a Chicago unit. Yeah, you're not too concerned about them. But Alex is really concerned about being sued. And I know I've been making that point over and over. Great Transition. Thank you. I'm back. I'm making that point over and over again, because that is the story of this episode. Yeah.

Alex Jones (01:46:14.000)

Let me ask you about November 4, when they kick this thing off. I actually, my lawyers want me to get into it. But I mean, literally, Al Gore. His whole deal. Like telling me I better roll over by November 4, and all this other stuff. I mean, the March

Dan (01:46:30.000)

is on the run nervous fake laugh. Yeah. And again, they cut him off by ramping up that like sound drop. Yeah. That's, I mean, it's legit. Something is gonna come out in the in the next few days, probably. But also the idea that he's saying that Al Gore has told him to lay down by November 4. Fucking bullshit. He's just trying to bolster his narrative. He's probably getting sued by I wouldn't even be too surprised if it was him. Do you look higher? Again, from a

Jordan (01:46:57.000)

marketing standpoint, though, you know, is he is doing a great job from a marketing standpoint, and that he's giving you a call to action with an end date. If he just said they're coming for me, that works like to just kind of, but that's

Dan (01:47:09.000)

that's exactly what he'd been doing for a long time. Right. Right. Marketing. It's not good marketing. Unless you know, when you need the money specifically, exactly. That might be

Jordan (01:47:18.000)

the case. Well, that's it. I mean, it's he's he's pulling his own blackFriday. That's what he's doing. Yeah, more or less. We got we got deals that are going to expire November 4, because

Dan (01:47:27.000)

the world can add. And if it was a month and a half ago, we would be very clear at the end of the fiscal year. Excellent. Timing doesn't make make sense. This makes sense. I think it's a lawsuit. Yeah. I think there's an entire possibility that he has run afoul of their agreement. The the whatever the agreement, they made

Jordan (01:47:45.000)

him the ceasefire. He and Al Gore signed after an inconvenient truth. No, the

Dan (01:47:49.000)

the agreement that he made with Chobani after slandering them. Yeah. And then letting him off the hook. There's a chance because he has been going on he has absolutely broken that agree. He's been going on air a bunch and saying they're, you know, they're lucky they got out of that and taunting and stuff like that. I could see that. But then also, here's my here's one theory I have. I don't think it's this. But it's entirely possible. Because Alex, for the longest time has been saying, you know, in terms of Sandy Hook, we just had debates. We played both sides, right? We just played devil's advocate, even though he is still denying that it happened. Well, he hasn't been but a week ago. He did. Yeah, he straight up said it's fake as a $3. Bill. Yeah. I think there might be a chance that maybe some of the families are suing him or something like that. I don't

Jordan (01:48:36.000)

think they're still paying attention to him. I would be I know they still get you are they still get death threats from his listeners? Yeah, I have a hard time reading the news now because it's just like every day

Dan (01:48:49.000)

again, a lot of it runs similar to what we talked about here. Well, yeah, that's problem number

Jordan (01:48:53.000)

one. But I mean, if you were one of the if you were one of the family members, you definitely wouldn't be keeping an eye on Alex constantly see,

Dan (01:49:01.000)

like people like Jimmy Dore even making comments that are similar to Alex. And like you're supposed to be you're supposed to be progressive, bro. Right? Don't fall for the same bullshit. Like he fell for that. He was at least putting his dick in the water with the Seth Rich shit. And then he was he was spouting a bunch of nonsense. I'll give him Larry Nichols is number we should. Oh my God. We should get Larry Nichols his numbers. The other day he tweeted something about

Unknown Speaker (01:49:29.000)

Jimmy. Jimmy let me tell you something. I don't actually have cancer. Jimmy Jimmy. I went when it all goes down. When all goes down. radio show hosts become Dukes. Why Jimmy? Jimmy when it all goes down? Radio Shack employees become dupes to Yeah,

Dan (01:49:49.000)

maybe Al Gore tried to sell him a joint at school. Maybe that's what happened. I don't knew. So anyway, one more clip here and this. This is very troubling. Because incredibly troubling to me, because we have been operating under an assumption that I think is a fair assumption to make. I think it's a reasonable thing to believe. In terms of propaganda, I think that we look at it as they are talking to their audience. Yeah, I think we have been remiss, and I think we've been looking at it wrong. And as is their habit, in this next clip, Mike Cernovich really gives up the game about what they're actually doing.

Unknown Speaker (01:50:30.000)

But then when you and I ever criticize Trump, they go, oh, you know, Jones and Cernovich are betraying us like, no, that's how Shin what you have to do to get anything with Trump, you have to negotiate. And that's what Schumer is doing. And that's who Trump actually listens to and does deals too. So that that's interesting. Schumer is going

Alex Jones (01:50:46.000)

round out from someone directly that that one video the night before the debate, before I said, You attack, or it's over, and you're a joke, and he was on the fence, whether he's going to attack or not. And I'm told that video pushed him over the edge of me screaming at him shows that the answer here Cernovich Yeah,

Unknown Speaker (01:51:05.000)

you have to push back. I did a video where I said, there's all this violence against Trump supporters, he won't call it out. Therefore Trump is okay with an Tifa violence against Trump supporters. A day or two later at that rally in Arizona. Trump finally for the first time called out and Tifa so people go, Oh, you know, search Jones, you guys are on and off the Trump Train. No, let the professionals do our jobs. We know what we're doing. We're reminding Trump that, hey, this is an ongoing negotiation. You're just not going to steamroll last. Let me

Dan (01:51:38.000)

so the thing that we should take away from that, I believe, is that the they aren't really interested. I mean, Alex's because he's got to sell his products and

Jordan (01:51:47.000)

they're trying to run an influence campaign in the same way that Steve Bannon tries to run an influence campaign through

Dan (01:51:52.000)

Russia. Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah. They're the aim and the their lobbyists

Jordan (01:51:56.000)

as much as anybody else. They only use public opinion as opposed to shit tons of money,

Dan (01:52:01.000)

the target of their, their propaganda is Trump, to a great extent,

Jordan (01:52:06.000)

right, like Fox and Friends.

Dan (01:52:07.000)

So fucked up.

Jordan (01:52:09.000)

That's so fucked out. So

Dan (01:52:10.000)

fucked up. The whole fucked up, I don't even know. There's nothing

Jordan (01:52:15.000)

to do. A morning news show filled with bigotry and lies, is the direct line to the President

Dan (01:52:23.000)

or Cernovich threatening him or Alex Jones screaming in a video at him went on that went on the same show, Mike Cernovich literally said, I don't care if it's real or not, we win either way about a propaganda photo stunt that got done at one of his events. That's not okay. To me. That's not if it was on the left, it wouldn't be okay with me either.

Jordan (01:52:43.000)

No, that's fucked up.

Dan (01:52:44.000)

This is the destruction of the separation of journalism and power. This is the destruction of public discourse. This is the destruction of everything.

Jordan (01:52:56.000)

And it's happening from both it's happening from both sides. And I don't mean, right and left. I mean, top and bottom, like these guys, rich people. And exactly, these guys are the bottom and they're destroying it in their way, which is to make facts obsolete. And then the top is destroying it in their way of making only the facts that they want known, or only the way they want those facts presented and screwing the poor. Exactly. So in all of this, everybody else gets fucked. They're the ones who bought both sides make a shit ton of money.

Dan (01:53:28.000)

Yep, that's good game. Yep. Good games. A

Jordan (01:53:30.000)

two man con. Yep. That's what it is.

Dan (01:53:33.000)

Well, it's a two man con in the sense that the if you look at the groups as one, each being represented by a person, yeah, it's fucked up. We're done, man.

Jordan (01:53:43.000)

Do you remember the ad that Hillary Clinton had, whereas Like, who do you want answering the phone at four in the morning? I imagine that ad is very different. Like, do you want the President to get his news from Fox and Friends? And do you want him to still be up at four in the morning? Yeah, like that's a very simple ad to run now, like the President gets his news from Fox and Friends.

Dan (01:54:05.000)

The President is scared of what Alex Jones The president is shook by Mike Cernovich.

Jordan (01:54:14.000)

Well, that's but that's just true of everybody.

Dan (01:54:16.000)

I'm not no, we're

Jordan (01:54:17.000)

all sure that Lisp does shake me nothing more scary.

Dan (01:54:21.000)

Makes me quiver in my boat and

Jordan (01:54:22.000)

Mike Cernovich Mike Thorne of it the influence that Mike Cernovich wields Ah, god damn. God damn, man. It's dark. You look, you look a little drained. Yeah,

Dan (01:54:34.000)

I mean, just the running around today. And right before the show, I was real stressed out. I didn't even know if I was gonna get all the clips. And I feel like I didn't do a good enough job of researching a lot of stuff.

Jordan (01:54:43.000)

Now you are racing to the end. It was like a soda chop also had like

Dan (01:54:47.000)

28 clips or something like that. So it's like, I don't know. And, you know, I just, there's, there's elements of Alex that are fun, and there's elements that aren't and the rampid Islamophobia isn't fun. And especially when we have an instance of like, I listened to his show. I know what he said, I see Media Matters, who should be the ones helping with us with this? And when I say us, I don't mean us. I mean the world, right? It is their charge and right wing watch it is their charge to watch these people and be like, Hey, this is what they're saying. Yeah. And having watched it, I know that they didn't.

Jordan (01:55:28.000)

Or they could have done a much better job.

Dan (01:55:30.000)

Yeah, or at least a more thorough job or, or the article that they even wrote about it. They could have talked about like, the here's why this is true. Here's why. It's just a transcript of the clip and the clip and it's fine. You can anger people, you can outrage people, but you can't help them. And it's never going to pierce the people who do believe the propaganda. If all you're doing is like, Hey, look at this. Isn't this fucked up?

Jordan (01:55:55.000)

That is a good point. But then he does

Dan (01:55:57.000)

it. You're gonna get anyone to listen to to our episodes of you and I

Jordan (01:56:00.000)

right. It's complicated.

Dan (01:56:04.000)

Was that pronunciation complicated? I don't know if you're not talking about Avril Lavigne and I'm not alleging it's

Jordan (01:56:09.000)

complicated. No, I

Dan (01:56:13.000)

don't also I also have a blister on the back of my foot. Dancing.

Jordan (01:56:19.000)

Here's your to your you're too happy.

Dan (01:56:22.000)

No, I met Riggs is wedding fitting shoe. And since then, I've had a blister on the back of my foot. And because it's on the back of the foot. I can't fucking get rid of that.

Jordan (01:56:32.000)

You gotta get a band aid. Man. I've been using a band aid. Try some liquid liquid band just

Dan (01:56:36.000)

fucking destroying. This

Jordan (01:56:37.000)

is great radio, by the way. Well, I'm

Dan (01:56:39.000)

just trying, I'm soaking it up. Anyway, no, I

Jordan (01:56:42.000)

don't. I don't disagree with you in that. They are they are part of the outrage machine. And they're propagating that. And in some ways, they're utilizing the same tools that Alex does. In the way of what's the best way to get people to engage? It's not make them feel better. It's not educate. It's not It's definitely not educate. It's not solutions based. It's outrage based. Yeah. And so if you are still a business, you know, if you're not PBS, if you're not a nonprofit, yeah, you still have to do that shit. And so I get it, which is part of the problem,

Dan (01:57:21.000)

right? If you want to make people outraged about what happened on Alex Jones his show, I don't think the way to do it necessarily is to play. The Linda Sarsour looks like this terrorist. And that is the main thrust of your article. I think it is much more infuriating to people and a much easier intro into like, well, this is very easily disprovable is the stuff with Matt Bracken, and especially the clip where he's saying that all the tenants of Islam and the Quran are kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, right? That sort of stuff is much easier and would make people much angrier. I think you'd get more clips.

Jordan (01:58:03.000)

But what every every every editor has to every Content Editor is going to be like celebrity gossip, boom, toss it up there

Dan (01:58:13.000)

Linda Sarsour counts as a celebrity

Jordan (01:58:15.000)

in that world maybe in that world. what else what else do you got there? You have a random a Unabomber style author who is saying Unabomber style authorship. Right. So what do you got?

Dan (01:58:29.000)

The Unabomber was that racist though? No. I bet he was he probably was sounds racist to himself, though. Yeah.

Jordan (01:58:34.000)

Good on it. Yeah. No. And even then, I think we can move past Islamophobia like that is that is too much of a subset now for Alex Jones where it has to be white male supremacy, right. He is not an Islamophobe No, that's just a white male supremacist. Yeah, let's so that is just not the program. Exactly. That's just that's a that's a side effect. Yeah,

Dan (01:58:56.000)

it's white, Christian, straight male supremacist all of that bundled into one

Jordan (01:59:00.000)

it's Wasp Enos as as gospel

Dan (01:59:03.000)

or I mean, it would be an even easier attack for you know, Media Matters to make it might not outrage as many people but posting something about Mike Cernovich days after the entire pedo sign has been debunked still pitching it and then admitting on air that hey, I don't care if it's real or not. If it was a stunt, I don't give a shit. I went either way rare, those sorts of things. Those, those admissions are more damning to them. I think. Because, look,

Jordan (01:59:33.000)

well, it was those types of admissions that got rid of Nixon and that kind of shit of just like that's different. I

Dan (01:59:39.000)

don't it's a different era. I

Jordan (01:59:40.000)

don't care. Exactly. That's the that's the crazy thing. Now, you now subtext no longer exists. You can just make it all out there.

Dan (01:59:47.000)

I would argue that there's probably a good 60% of these ding dongs base that isn't going to leave them but there's probably 20% that you could get rid of from supporting them if you expose them to Do you understand that they are explaining on air that they're conning you? Do you understand that? That is what's going on? Or if you played some of his ridiculous throws to ADS, right and explain this as a technique, this is a rhetorical technique. It is what? It's how they train people at QVC. That's how you sell things. Yeah, you try and create an emotional response in people and then lay the sales pitch out. It's classic salesmanship. So if you did something like that, you could I think, make some dents in their population or their their fan bases. What

Jordan (02:00:36.000)

I would say I would say,

Dan (02:00:38.000)

Linda Sarsour che, which is just going to pedal to the base, right?

Jordan (02:00:41.000)

I would say at least two thirds are never going anywhere. Yeah, I would say that you can get the other third split pretty well between either not being actively engaged with it, or being becoming purely like, I don't believe them anymore. And they're not going to come over to the team. No, that didn't happen. I know exactly. Exactly. That. No, I'm not saying that. You need to care.

Dan (02:01:05.000)

I don't think you are. I'm just expressing that I don't care. I'm not trying to grow the ranks of the libs. This is so fun.

Jordan (02:01:10.000)

This is such a this is such a weird reversal here, but generally speaking, why is it that I'm the one being like, Hey, Dan, your anger is out of control right now?

Dan (02:01:21.000)

I don't know. Therapy is starting to work. Getting in touch with us.

Jordan (02:01:26.000)

You're getting you're becoming more assertive. Right? Yeah.

Dan (02:01:30.000)

hit the nail on the head there. That's exactly right. Let me tell you about my No, but like, I look who can knows a lot about therapy in total. So the thing is, though, like, I don't give a shit. And you know, there's I'm not saying you don't, but like I don't give a shit about swelling, the ranks of Antifa swelling, the ranks of the Democrats or the left even I care about people not falling for this. If you don't believe Alex Jones, and know that he's a liar and recognize what he's doing. And you still believe in trickle down economics. If you still believe in states rights. Cool. We can have a conversation about that. Right? I disagree. But that's fine.

Jordan (02:02:15.000)

See, I don't think you can do that, though. I don't think it winds up happening. I because if you can see through Alex's tricks, Alex's tricks are just a more obvious version of everybody else's. Right.

Dan (02:02:25.000)

But they're that you said the right there. Oh, that's true. They're more obvious,

Jordan (02:02:29.000)

right? But if you if you cut your teeth, like he's a he's a practice level, you know, like you're cutting your teeth on this is a very obvious form of bigotry. And con men chip, right, you know, and then you graduate to Fox News. And you're like, Oh, they're doing the same thing. But they're slicker

Dan (02:02:45.000)

about it. But I still think you can graduate through a bunch of levels and still have conservative ideas.

Jordan (02:02:50.000)

I don't think so. Why conservatism is a con and entirely,

Dan (02:02:54.000)

I think it is, as it's applied. And most of my life, that's certainly the people who have been conservative politicians seem to be reinforcing of that. But I'm not look, I don't know, I don't, you're gonna fucking call me a centrist. I don't give a I'm

Unknown Speaker (02:03:11.000)

not calling you,

Jordan (02:03:12.000)

Dan. This is a safe space.

Dan (02:03:17.000)

It's not hostile. I just don't care. I don't I don't care about the the game between parties. I don't care about the idea that like, Hey, I believe that the world works better and X, Y, and Z way. And I believe it works better in a, b and c way, right? As long as you ditch the racist propaganda. And you don't you aren't beholden to these ideas, right? Then society can function. Because we can have a polite disagreement about stuff. And some places can implement some plan. Some places can implement other, and we can see what works. That's the idea of government. I get, I guess, governments and stuff like that. There is something to that. Now, if you want to dismantle the entire federal government in the name of states, right, you're stupid that we can't do. But the idea of like, the idea that people pitch in terms of states rights, about like, let's see how things work in Colorado, and then maybe if that works there, if we can expand it, like that is kind of what happened with marijuana legalization. Yeah, they had the right to do that. And we learned it fucking worked super well. And so other states adopt it. Yeah, that is the kind of thing that I understand where that philosophy comes from. And I don't hate it. Now, if you want to say that all conservative. ideology is stupid, and it's a con. I disagree with you because I think that's as bad as Alex calling all liberals stupid. But I don't I don't. I don't think that you're dumb. And I don't think that like I don't think you have haven't thought out your opinions. Yeah. And I certainly think that most of the people that we recognize as conservative politicians aren't necessarily just that right. But I, the point I want to get to is is there are instances of political disagreements that are acceptable

Jordan (02:05:08.000)

that I that I. That's more of my thesis. No, I guess.

Dan (02:05:13.000)

And because we only have conservative and liberal as our sort of two polar opposites. Yeah, that we get to talk about. Yeah, that's the reason I use that as the.

Jordan (02:05:22.000)

And I get that. I think that was just a misunderstanding of terms. Because to me, modern conservatism is intrinsically tied up with bigotry, because that's the only way that you can sell fucking yourself over, right? Like, that's that, like, if you look at what Kansas what happened in Kansas, the way that Sam Brownback implemented all of the conservative tenets, destroyed Kansas is an entire economy and infrastructure and everything, right.

Dan (02:05:52.000)

And if we didn't have all the other stuff, that's piggybacking and just in a giant backpack around it, then he never would have gotten elected. Right. And we would have seen, oh, that stuff didn't work, right. And we would have been able to discount those exactly those ideas and be like, sorry,

Jordan (02:06:08.000)

we already know that shit didn't work, because it's been applied so many times in American history in the past, and it's never worked, right? Ever. Right? Look, I and I respect your, I totally get what you're saying. Coming from the idea of polite disagreement is a valuable thing. I think the problem that we're having, or at least in this discussion, is a lot of the polite disagreements that we're talking about happened hundreds of years ago and are settled. We're just still having those disagreements I know I somewhat in the future future when we're talking about cuz, cuz I don't agree with a lot of different ways. And I absolutely think that the one is one of the Terry's a certain progressive, that can go, you know, we're not Pollyanna, there is a rational approach to take. But at the same time, trickle down economics is magical. It doesn't exist. So that conservative, polite disagreement is gone. There is no further discussion of tax breaks for the rich, leading to economic growth. We're done there. So that's not a polite disagreement. Well, that's a disagree as you're making it reality.

Dan (02:07:23.000)

You're making it a little rude. Okay. In this hypothetical conversation that you're having with a conservative,

Jordan (02:07:29.000)

I'm not having a hypothetical conversation. That's the problem that you're not I'm not right, because that conversation is done. When that's like, that's like arguing about whether or not climate change is real at this point.

Dan (02:07:41.000)

Well, that wouldn't argue,

Jordan (02:07:43.000)

right? Well, that's not a polite disagreement, right? Can't have that as a polite disagreement in the same way. If there's an established fact today, you can't disagree about it, dude,

Unknown Speaker (02:07:54.000)

dude, dude.

Dan (02:07:57.000)

Well, you're not. I believe that what you're not taking into account, okay, is that let's take the climate change as an example of what you're talking about. Okay? If you take away a lot of the conspiracy, propaganda beliefs about climate change, okay, there would be much less disagreement about it. If people were relying on science about it, if they were relying on empirical evidence, there wouldn't be nearly as many people who were saying there are two sides. Because a lot of the people who, whether they really consciously understand it or not, a lot of the people who are against it believe that there are the the UN is trying to conspire, and they're faking all this.

Jordan (02:08:41.000)

Well, the the one that I get from my family all the time is that the scientists it look, the scientists have to say this in order to get grant money, right? That's always the it's the monetary, disregarding the fact that they maybe get hundreds of 1000s of dollars. Well, the people who are causing climate change, get billions, but But I,

Dan (02:09:00.000)

if you take away all the shit, right? A lot of the conversations that you're bringing up and I'm gonna imagine trickle down economics might be one of them, that also goes away. Maybe it was a bad thing for me to use as an example. No,

Jordan (02:09:12.000)

I respect that.

Dan (02:09:14.000)

I don't even know where this fucking started. I'm looking at the chat room and I think we lost a lot of people. Garbage Dick brought up libertarian philosophies that are burgeoning right now. And I want to be totally clear. I got no time for libertarian. Yeah, that that's it no matter how much I want to be inclusive of. Zero Time for libertarians. Nope. So anyway, you can go to our website.

Jordan (02:09:39.000)

It was a great pivot for us. That was an Alex Jones and pivot.

Dan (02:09:42.000)

Didn't want to have any more conversation. Curling up in a ball over here. Sorry, Dan.

Jordan (02:09:48.000)

All right. Let's head over to knowledge bank.com And that'll soothe your soul. Absolutely.

Dan (02:09:52.000)

Well, Oh, yeah. Check out our website over there. You can click on the button that says support the show. If you'd like to donate, we would really appreciate

Jordan (02:09:59.000)

it. Alright. A new blog every Thursday will be up tomorrow

Dan (02:10:02.000)

or today when you're listening to this. If you're not listening live, it's at knowledge underscore fight on Twitter. That's correct. Also Facebook and then

Jordan (02:10:13.000)

you can go to iTunes, right? Can you go to Stitcher

Dan (02:10:15.000)

you can not. Stitcher is the Libertarians of podcast discussion services. Can

Jordan (02:10:21.000)

you go to Audible? No.

Dan (02:10:24.000)

I think you can go to iTunes about Spotify. YouTube, go to YouTube, you can go to YouTube,

Jordan (02:10:29.000)

and iTunes and then some other places that care a podcast. Oh, check us

Dan (02:10:34.000)

out on Media Matters.

Jordan (02:10:38.000)

We'll be guessing on media matters as podcasts from now on.

Dan (02:10:41.000)

Yeah, yeah. Do the podcast.

Jordan (02:10:44.000)

I probably everybody has podcasts. Anyway. This has been fun. This has been fun. Yeah, I know. It's been alternately stressful and exciting for your dad and I apologize. last 20

Dan (02:10:53.000)

minutes or so not been pleasurable? attacked my therapist. Anyway, all right there my therapist is a good man. He's anything like this one. Dude. What, dude, this guy.

Jordan (02:11:06.000)

So does your therapist have fake T doesn't know about a huge spindly beard? No. Does he hang up all his pictures?

Dan (02:11:15.000)

Alex Jones was talking about cross eyes being a sign of nobility in England. So this guy that we're talking about here would be noble. In England. This guy has a cross. I just like me. Probably the only thing we have in common, quite frankly, beard. Yeah. Anyways, name's John Rapoport, and he can go fuck himself. And now here's the part where I would say May the wolf joke on his flesh. But Jordan has pointed out to me that you did and another listener pointed out that that's kind of a compliment. Yep. And so I'll no longer say it.

Alex Jones (02:11:46.000)

That's why you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Well, Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.