488: The First Debate Spectacular

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Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at Alex Jones' coverage of the first presidential debate of the 2020 election. The debate itself was a mess, and Alex's show was basically the same thing, but with a few extra childish sound effects and blood-based accusations.

Tidbits

• New recording equipment
• Owen taunts Joe to debate
• Owen lays down preemptive narratives
• Cleaved in the land
• Owen is trash
• Owen makes fun of the on-site covid testing
• Who was the first televised debate?
• Debate is blocking all signals
• Owen wants the debate to be canceled
• Alex saves Owen
• What is a flathrag? Coneheads reference
• If Trump loses, it's time for civil war
• Trump lost $4 billion in 4 years
• Biden is a puppet
• Me puppet you puppet
• Alex is drunk
• Ancestor talk
• Alex knew Kurt Vonnegut
• Kurt Vonnegut, InfoWarrior
• Biden running is a satanic ritual
• Chris Wallace is evil, fuck Lester Holt
• Alex doesn't care about Trump's taxes
• Is Alex on coke?
• Guest: DeAnna Lorraine
• DeAnna: I hope Trump has one-liners
• Caller prays on air
• Alex makes DeAnna pray
• Caller Char can't handle being on air with Alex and DeAnna
• Char named her kid after Alex, the others are Orin and Aryan
• Caller plugs his own channel, is an InfoWars guest
• Democrat mail in ballots
• Debate time
• Chris Wallace is a big old swamp
• Debate coverage: shit on Wallace, fart noises
• Biden got plumped with 10 bags of blood
• Ignore the questions, just attack
• Trump isn't hitting Alex's narratives
• Bill Maher wants to crash the economy
• Trump won by talking about Hunter Biden
• Biden's drugs are running out
• Trump is too pro-Israel
• Alex can't follow the debate
• Wallace won't ask tough questions... that was a good question
• Whoops, Trump acknowledges climate change
• DeAnna learns a new word
• Alex leaves for a bit
• Biden is Cornpop
• Ballots!
• Trump loves counting ballots
• Trump signals that election is going to be illegitimate
• What a debate!... ad pivot
• Trump did a good job given the circumstances
• Alex gives his debate strategy
• Biden doesn't tip
• Guest: Dan Lyman
• Alex is eating
• If Alex could run, he would, but the devil prevents him
• Caller: Why didn't Trump attack the covid 19 hoax?
• We're all Trump surrogates
• Guest: Jim Hoft
• Jim: Biden looked bad
• Jim: Biden is a mean name caller
• Voicemails

Notable Bits

• Me Puppet You Puppet