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I'm Jordan

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We're couple dudes, like to sit around, drink novelty beverages

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and talk a little bit about Alex Jones

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Oh indeed we are Dan

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Jordan

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Quick question for you

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What's up?

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What's your bright spot today?

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My bright spot today Jordan is very simple

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Vinegar

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Vinegar?

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Yep

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Just vinegar?

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Yep

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Moving on

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I believe that this segment is called bright spots

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not explain your bright spots

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That's fair

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I've been looking for salad dressing replacements

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I'm trying to eat a little bit better

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and I accidentally stumbled upon some interesting vinegars

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like a strawberry rosé vinegar

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Interesting

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And it's fantastic

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I will agree that is an interesting vinegar

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Yeah

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Had that on a salad, had it on some chicken

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and now I've decided that I'm going to explore the wonderful world of vinegar

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Yeah, why not?

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I didn't realize that there was such a diverse world of weird vinegar products

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I thought it was just vinegar

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Can you...

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Yeah that makes sense though

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Yeah

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Vinegar isn't like ketchup, it's not just like a thing

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No, but there are also a bunch of different ketchups

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Yeah, but there's ketchup

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Right

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You know?

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Sure

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You know what I'm saying?

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Not really

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Okay, fair enough

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There's champagne vinegar in the cabinet that I'm excited to break into

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I've not tried that yet

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And then what did I order?

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I ordered one online that's a chamomile tea vinegar

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I'm never not going to enjoy your willingness to put both feet in the pond

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before you have any idea how deep it is

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The pond is full of vinegar

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Yeah

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I enjoy it, we'll see what happens

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It's the vinegar week

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Yeah

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What about you?

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We're going to do 500 vinegars this week

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No we're not

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And we'll get back to the seltzers here soon enough

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Sure, sure

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My Bright Spot, Dan, is unfortunately also food related

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But it is also a gratitude towards our listeners related

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Oh that's nice

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I got that peanut butter for our 500th episode

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The fog, something in fog

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Fit in fog I think

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Fit in fog, yeah

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I keep saying Phineas in fog but I think that's a Nickelodeon or two

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That's something else, that's Phineas and Ferb I think

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Yeah something like that

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And it is excellent

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I bet

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It is spectacular

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It's spec-tacular

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There we go, nicely done

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Thanks

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No it's just that like, oh shit I forgot what it tastes like when it's made out of real things

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You know like when you eat Jif you're like this is borderline all sugar and fake peanut

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It's pronounced gif

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Yeah nicely done

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That's probably a hacky joke

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No it's pronounced skippy I think

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Oh

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That's what I say whenever people say it's Jif

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I mean what about like a lot of grocery stores they have the things where you just put the peanuts in and grind it up yourself

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Totally, yeah

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Do you ever fuck around with that?

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No, why would I want to work?

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Why would I want to work?

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Alright

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I go to the grocery store because I don't have a peanut farm, not because I want to

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Talk to my boy Jim

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I don't want to moonlight as a peanut farm worker

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Talk to my buddy Jim

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Jimmy Carter

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That's him

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You know the guy?

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I've heard of him

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Okay

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Well that's good, I'm glad you're enjoying that peanut butter

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Yes, thank you very much Bex

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So Jordan, today we are having a very exciting time here

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Yes

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It is time for the thrilling conclusion

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The dramatic conclusion

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To Dan's Caravanity Project 2020

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Now Dan, this is Caravanity Project 2020

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Alright, alright

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Today we're going to be talking about November 11th, the evening of Wednesday until

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Whenever

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This weekend's nonsense in DC

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So we'll see what happens as Owen Schroyer continues on his great big convoy down along

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Oh boy

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The south and up the eastern seaboard

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Okay, here we go

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And, yep

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So we'll get to that here in a minute, but before we do let's take a moment to say thank

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you to some folks who have signed up and are supporting the show

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So first, John M, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk

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I'm a policy wonk

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Thank you John

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Thank you

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Next, Cara M, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk

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Thanks Cara

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Here we go

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Thanks Simian

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Thanks Chris

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Thanks Chris

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No Last Names

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No Lastgui

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Just Any Kate

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Kate, thank you so much, you are now policy wonk

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I'm a policy wonk

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Thanks Kate

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And, I voted third party in 2016, sorry and never again, you are now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you very much, that stuff.

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Yeah.

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And finally, I'd like to say thank you to a couple folks who donated on Elevated Love

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and we appreciate that very much.

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So, Kit and Laura from Cincinnati, thank you so much, you are now a technocrat.

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Bianca C, thank you so much, you are now a technocrat.

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And Evan M, thank you so much, you are now a technocrat.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Crikey mate, that's fantastic, have yourself a brew.

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How's your 401k doing, bro?

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Alright, we gotta go full tilt boogie on this Watson, alright?

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Let's just get down to business.

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We ain't making that money off that heroin.

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Why you pimps so good?

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My neck is freakishly large.

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I declare info war on you.

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Thank you so much Kit and Laura out in Cincy.

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Yes, thank you very much.

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Thank you Bianca and thank you Evan.

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Yes, thank you very much, all of you.

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If you're out there listening and thinking, hey, I enjoy the show, I'd like to support

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what these gents do, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefights.com, clicking

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the button that says support the show, we would appreciate it.

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We would love it.

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What you could do is you could dip a knife into a big old jar of generosity.

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Just dip a knife in there, pull out some crunchy, just creamy generosity, spread it all over

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the bagel of a local charity or bail fund in your area.

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And top it with some really weird vinegar.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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So Jordan, I have two out of context drops from today's show, so we'll do one now and

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one in a little bit.

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I, because I'm a Christian, cannot kill you just because you're stupid.

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Fair enough.

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Seems good.

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Let's see.

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I support this prohibition on killing.

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Now I'm going back through my Bible to see how many people were killed because they were

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stupid and it's a lot, but I don't know if it was post-Christ.

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And I don't know if it was specifically only because they were stupid.

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Yeah, that's fair.

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So Jordan, when we last left off on our previous episode, Owen Schroyer and his merry band

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of Shao Kahn impersonators and hippies for Trump were about to roll into Atlanta, Georgia.

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That was Wednesday the 11th.

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Alex had just wrapped up his show where Steve Pachana came in to claim that whether or not

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you believe the 2020 election was a massive sting operation planned in advance to catch

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Democrats stealing votes, it's a small detail whether you believe that or not.

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What is important is that Trump is going to win and then apparently he's going to get

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a third term because these dudes love America.

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One thing that's crucially important to understand as we continue exploring this caravan is that

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at a certain point it stops being an Infowars caravan and it starts being Infowars within

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the larger space.

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I'm comfortable judging Owen and Infowars for their crowds in places like Tallahassee

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and Baton Rouge because those are specifically Infowars caravan events, or at least appear

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to be.

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Once they reach Washington DC, they are now becoming part of something larger, which is

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the combined work of a network of loosely affiliated grifters.

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The plan for the weekend has been for everyone to show up in DC and form the Million Maga

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March.

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I call it Griftpocalypse.

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It's fair.

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This effort combines the Infowars caravan with Ali Alexander's Stop the Steal campaign,

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as well as Brandon Straca's Walkaway nonsense and whatever the fuck Mike Cernovich is doing

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these days.

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Beyond that it's attracted the legions of Oath Keepers, Proud Boys, and members of many

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right-wing gangs who are less interested in hogging the spotlight.

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According to an article from Friday in USA Today, the only group that had a permit for

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the event is a group called Women for America First.

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Quote, Amy Kramer, chair for Women for America First, said her organization is not coordinating

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with any of the other groups planning simultaneous events.

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This is really interesting because according to a recent article in Mother Jones, Women

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for America First were on one of the main websites for Stop the Steal, www.stolenelection.us.

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Donations that people made to Stop the Steal through that website end up going to Women

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for America First, and the site was used to promote rallies branded as Stop the Steal.

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Great, great.

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Anyway, it's a load of bullshit.

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Griftpocalypse it is.

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Yeah, it's a load of bullshit to pretend these people aren't coordinating.

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But that's not even an argument that's really worth having, I think.

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The point is that the end result of these rallies will be the combined efforts of a

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whole cadre of weirdos.

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And so even if we get to the end of this and there is a big turnout in DC, we have to keep

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our eyes on the ball and remember that had nothing to do with this stupid road trip.

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No, not at all.

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Not at all.

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It's because fucking evil Steve Bannon, Nick, furied us into the Avengers of Grifters.

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More or less.

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That's what happened.

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So here's our second out of context drop.

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We've never lived in more historical times.

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This is one of the most historical points in history, except when Jesus Christ was walking

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on the earth.

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That was more important.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Yikes.

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Let's see if we can name other historical figures who have...

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Can't do it.

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None?

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None.

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Is just Jesus?

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Jesus right now.

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Jesus now.

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Okay.

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He's even saying that 1776 wasn't a big deal.

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All right, but what about Genghis Khan when he died an entire empire?

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Small potatoes.

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Okay.

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Fair enough.

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Small potatoes.

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Fair enough.

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Do you see that march in D.C.?

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Fuck.

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It looked exactly like hundreds of thousands of Mongols riding horseback with their amazing

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bows.

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That shit was nothing.

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Yeah.

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Oh, fair enough.

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So the 11th November.

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Sure.

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Owen Troyer arrives in Atlanta.

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Owen Troyer here from Infowars.com.

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We have just landed in Atlanta, Georgia, and we are on our way right now to the Capitol

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building where we have Patriots, Trumps and Mortars, Infowarriors gathered as part of

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the Stop the Steel caravan.

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There was no reason for me to pull this clip.

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Nothing happens in it.

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I only decided to start with this because the opening of the video in Atlanta is surreal.

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You have Owen Troyer poking his little head out of the sunroof of the Infowars tank with

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a handheld mic, talking about how they're heading to the Capitol while driving down

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an empty street.

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There's no reason for them to choose this presentation.

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All it does is make the audio terrible, since even if Owen has a windscreen on his mic,

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he's still using a regular microphone while hanging out of a moving vehicle.

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It's just very bizarre.

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No, it was really easy to understand what he was saying the whole time.

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It was infuriating.

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No, it was great.

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This video's real bad.

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No, no, no.

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Pop out of there to empty us.

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Yeah.

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That's what you want.

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Empty road.

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Yeah.

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It's the Stop the Steel caravan, and right now it is very successful.

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It looks like we may stop the steel, but we've got to take this thing right to Washington,

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D.C.

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There's one thing that's suspicious in its absence from this shot of Owen hanging out

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the top of the tank, and that's any indication that there are any cars behind him.

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You would think that if the caravan is as successful as Owen is claiming, they'd pan

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around to show the giant convoy, but nope, just Owen talking to no one, driving down

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an empty street.

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That's a great metaphor.

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You know that I'm Mr. Caravan Fan, Mr. Caravan, if you will, but I found it incredibly challenging

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to jump back into this stuff, entirely because how poorly produced this Info Wars video is.

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Owen doesn't arrive at the Atlanta rally until eight minutes into the video, and the entire

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time up to that point is just him with his head out the sunroof repeatedly saying, Atlanta,

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we're in you.

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It sounds more like that after the end of a week at camp, they always have the slideshow

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with the... There's always a clip of somebody being like, and that's why we love camp, and

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when there's swelling music around it, everybody's like, yeah, that's great, but if it was just

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him silent to emptiness, you'd be like, this is a bad camp.

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If I went to that camp, I'd probably be into a well-made version of Memories from Camp.

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Sure.

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I still wouldn't be into it if it was poorly made, and that's how I feel about this.

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Even if I were into Info Wars and I thought Owen was cool, I'd still be like, guy's got

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to do better than this.

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This is eight minutes of Owen saying nothing, hanging out the roof of a tank.

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This sucks.

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It's like the worst version of Mission Impossible.

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I don't understand.

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They didn't need to keep it for time or anything.

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There's no reason for this to be in there.

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It's so distractingly bad.

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It's just hubris.

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I think it's just hubris.

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They just think any idea is the best idea at the time.

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Their attention span is nothing.

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Well, I would argue that it's more likely that they think that there's something badass

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about him driving around out the sunroof, and I would argue it does not look that badass.

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No.

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It kind of looks just like, I mean, it looks fun-ish.

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Eh.

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You got wind in your hair.

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Yeah, I saw it on Mythbusters one time.

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It was great.

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Sure.

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I don't know.

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It made this a chore.

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So on his way, I mean, whether or not he's badass or not, leaning out the roof of this

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here tank, he does end up at a stoplight, and there's a guy at the stoplight.

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There's something so fucked up and, like, immediately deflating about a tank at a stoplight.

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It's pretty sad.

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How dare you be stopped by light?

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You're a fucking tank.

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Leading a convoy.

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Yeah, that's weak shit.

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No.

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Get the fuck out of here.

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Well, he obeys traffic laws, and he tries to do a little bit of, just do a little crowd

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work with the guy who's standing, waiting to cross the street.

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And so that's our plan, and that's why we're in Atlanta here today.

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How are you doing, sir?

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Me too.

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Me too.

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Atlanta.

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Atlanta.

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We are here.

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Stop.

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The steel caravan has arrived.

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Hey, how far out are we?

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Less than a mile.

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They are out of gas.

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There is no enthusiasm left in this fucking thing at all.

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I am trying really hard to stay excited about this, and they're not doing it.

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They're bored.

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Yes.

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They realized a couple of days in it was a terrible idea.

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Yes.

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They're not having fun.

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We went to Baton Rouge.

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We drove seven fucking hours, and there were ten people there.

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What are we doing?

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There's nobody there.

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Sucks.

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Oh, man.

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So Owen thinks-

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See, this is when you want to be on the RV.

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Yes.

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This is when you want to be getting the conversations and bird's eye view just right there.

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Beautiful.

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So Owen thinks he's funny, and so he has a bit that he wants to do.

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And this is like, I mean, I guess this is exactly how comedians do it.

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You polish things up at open mics before you try it on a real crowd.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, no, that makes sense.

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And for Owen, the open mic is sticking his head out the top of a car while no one's listening.

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Oh, that's fair.

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I think the Democrats are actually still voting, guys.

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Are the Democrats still voting in Georgia, or have they stopped yet?

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Do we know?

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I think they're still voting, because Biden's not ahead yet.

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So there's no one there.

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Wow.

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He's just talking to nobody.

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Brutal.

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See-

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Now, hold on, hold on.

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This is a Shao Kahn joke, sir.

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Well, maybe your mood will change once you hear the crowd within the background.

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Try this on an actual audience.

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Here we go.

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I think the Democrats are still voting, guys.

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I think the Democrats are still voting in Georgia.

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They haven't stopped voting yet, because Joe Biden hasn't been put in the lead.

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So they're going to keep voting here in Georgia until Joe Biden gets the lead, but I don't

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think it's going to work.

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Good stuff.

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But I don't think it's going to work.

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Good tag.

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All right.

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Good work, guys.

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So, you know, that sound wasn't that great, but I can't throw too much shade at the turnout

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at the Atlanta rally.

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It's still south of 200 people, but that's really good for an Infowars event that's taking

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place during the day.

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Yeah, that's not bad.

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So far, their daytime rallies have been very, very sad, and this at least looks like what

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you might call a group of people.

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There were some strange signs in the crowd.

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One was just a big queue with the where we go one, we go all slogan.

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Another was, quote, Trump's coup d'etat is already underway, which kind of implies that

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Trump is leading an overthrow of the government.

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I really don't think they get how that sounds.

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That seems to either be a counter protester or the opposite of what the messaging is supposed

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to be.

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I don't know what's going on.

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Overall, I would give this Atlanta rally a solid meh.

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Decent turnout when we grade on a curve, but full of suspect weirdos and nothing really

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interesting at all.

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It kind of feels like this was an event that might have been planned already and Owen just

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crashed it, since there's definitely some people there who seem to be confused by his

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arrival.

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Sure.

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The video on Infowars is titled, quote, Democrats send operatives to start violence at rally

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in Atlanta, which I don't see in the video itself, and even if there were violence in

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the video, their claim that they were operatives sent in by anyone is completely manufactured

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and not substantiated in any way.

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I think the title is in reference to a young woman who drives by and yells that Trump isn't

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president anymore, which is the closest I could see.

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Just scary stuff.

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Yeah.

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At a certain point, another guy with a bullhorn threatens Owen's dominance with a we don't

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want pedo Joe chant, but it all resolves peacefully.

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Oh, that's good.

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Yeah.

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That's good.

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I would hate to see infighting at these.

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I imagine they're Democratic operatives.

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That's gotta be somebody in the movie who's like, they're green, it's their first operation

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in the field.

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You know, they've been on the desk for a few years.

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Everybody else got injured, so now it's their chance to shine, and they're like, we're sending

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you to a rally with 200 people to cause problems.

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Uh, oh no.

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We're gonna go send you to Agent Provocateur, something that needs no Agent Provocateurs

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to get out of control.

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Can I try and solve terrorism or something?

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Next time.

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All right.

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So the video from just another channel also doesn't really show any violence.

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There's a little bit of yelling between a few people at one point, but it's unclear

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what the context is, and then there's a long segment where the video maker and his friend

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Tom, who's now our friend Tom, complain about how someone is flipping them off from a nearby

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window.

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It's pretty sad.

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What is wrong with these people?

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It's very bummerly.

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Oh, I love triggering the lip.

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He's giving me the finger!

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And they're just like making heart shapes with their hands, and the guy's like fuck.

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Fuck you.

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So the Atlanta rally was at 3pm, and unlike past stops, this one included what appeared

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to be a little bit of an actual march.

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I have no idea where they were going or why they were parading, but it seemed like a new

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development compared to previous cities.

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I don't think they did either, Dan.

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From there, Owen was off, because he had to arrive in Columbia, South Carolina for an

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8pm rally.

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Sure, sure.

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Infowars only posted a one minute video about South Carolina, which seems weird, because

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from the just another channel footage, it seems like that would be the most useful for

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them optically.

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Sure.

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It was nighttime, the turnout was pretty good, and there were some college students yelling

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at them, creating the sort of tension and victimhood they desire in their optics.

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Operatives go to college, spend $40,000 to $60,000, and then they're undercover enough

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to shout obscenities, yeah.

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In the video on Infowars, we get a shot of the caravan itself, and it's really hard to

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tell how many of these cars are actually along with them, or if it's just traffic.

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Assuming that all these cars are part of the convoy, it's like maybe 10 to 15 cars, which

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is nothing to sneeze at if you're an indie band or something, but it's really sad for

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day three when you're Infowars.

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Yeah, that's not good.

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That's not a convoy.

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Turnout was alright in Columbia, South Carolina, but again, it's easy to overestimate because

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it was nighttime.

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They ended up taking a big group picture in front of the Capitol building, and I think

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it's about 150 people, probably.

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Sure, sure, that's nice.

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Yeah.

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Good for them.

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In the evening of the 11th, things took a turn for the ugly, as the Infowars caravan

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came under attack.

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Uh oh.

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We have a video posted on Parler, trucks were throwing milkshakes at the convoy, and here

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is the report.

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Well, here we are on the Infowars caravan still.

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I think we're like 20 cars strong, 30 cars strong right now.

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I'm in line with everybody.

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I'm like five cars back behind the Infowars riot wagon, or armored vehicle, whatever you'd

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like to call it.

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I actually just had a trucker throw something at me, and it exploded all over my truck,

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some sort of nasty milkshake or something.

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A nasty milkshake.

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There was a young girl driving in a Pontiac, and she cut the trucker off, and he started

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flashing her, and threw something at her, and it hit me.

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So I'm getting attacked because other people in the caravan aren't driving well.

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But yeah, I don't know, I've got a million miles, at least, traveling back and forth

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across this country, and I've never had a trucker throw a milkshake at me.

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So that's definitely a new one.

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Oh, that's nice.

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This is rather interesting, but anyway, we're on our way to DC, and I'm going to have to

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get a car wash at some point, and wash all that shit off my car.

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You can actually see several of our guys up here ahead of us.

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You don't get to use car washes.

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Driving this caravan stuff is pretty crazy, because people are slowing, and then speeding

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up, and slowing, and then speeding up, and then people are trying to cut us off and doing

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all kinds of crazy stuff.

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No shit!

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It's wild driving in caravan, guys.

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I hope you're all staying safer than me, not getting any dramas.

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People were pretty quick to point out that the reason for all the things this guy is

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describing is because they were basically clogging the interstate.

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Yeah.

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They had 20 cars in a row in the passing lane, which is at best dumb and selfish, and at

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worst pretty dangerous.

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They did what?

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They had it in the passing lane?

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They were on the left side of the road.

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As a Chicagoan, that upsets me more than what they stand for.

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When you do a convoy like this, there's no reason that the cars all need to actually

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travel down the highway in a line, but that's what they seemed insistent on doing, which

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is stupid.

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Of course.

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Plus, they were doing this convoy at night for no reason.

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This was the leg between Columbia, South Carolina, and Raleigh, North Carolina, which is about

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three and a half hours drive, and the North Carolina rally was at 3 p.m. on Thursday.

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There's no reason to night drive that one in a convoy 20 cars deep.

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That's just asshole behavior.

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Oh, God.

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Luckily, everyone survived.

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You don't get to use a car wash.

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You're a rugged individualist.

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You have to find a fucking hose.

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You don't get to use all of these creature comforts if you're trying to sell yourself

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as the fucking revolutionary that you are.

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I would like to...

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Sheik Ravara didn't fucking wash his shit in a fucking washing machine.

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I'd like to shift your criticism.

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I don't care whether they use car washes or not.

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Fine, I get that.

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I would like to say you don't get to complain about someone throwing a milkshake at your

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car.

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That I agree with.

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Grow up.

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That I thoroughly agree with.

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Yeah.

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So yeah, everyone survived, and now we jump in on the 12th on Alex Jones' show.

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Because again, who knows?

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David Knight might have had full coverage of the caravan, and it'll be a mystery lost

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to time.

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Much like, who built the pyramids?

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Was it the aliens or was it Egyptians?

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It was not the aliens.

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We'll never know.

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What if David Knight covered it back then?

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Non-white people can also build things, turns out.

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But what if the equivalent of David Knight covered ancient mysteries, and we'll just

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never know because it was so boring.

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Yeah, that's possible.

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That's possible.

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If you wanted to hide true information, you give it to David Knight and no one will ever

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know.

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If you want to have really fun, interesting, fake information, give it to him and it'll

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bore the shit out of me, which is normally what happens.

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So anyway, here is Alex attempting to make some analogies, and I apologize in advance

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for the audio quality on this show.

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They were saying, Alex, why are they having people that have moved out of California vote

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for Biden when Biden was already going to win the state?

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Well once you're already flipping everybody's votes and already stealing, you keep stealing

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to stay in power.

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Why?

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That's why nobody can win as a Republican in California.

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They already got it.

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They already got it in California unless you had like an 80% victory because of the fraud.

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That's why there was 87% turnout.

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We never had anything near that in the US, usually 55, 60% because people went out to

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vote against Donald Trump, Biden, and they just got cheated by the computer.

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So that's coming up.

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But again, people are like, well, why would they cheat in California if they've already

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got it?

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Because they already cheated.

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It's like saying- You're a genius.

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If you've remarried and your new wife's pregnant and you're like, well, why do you have an

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18 year old son?

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Well, I got another woman pregnant before.

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There's no third dimensional thought here.

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Why are they stealing stakes they already got?

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Because they already got them.

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What?

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I mean, let me use another example.

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Yes, please.

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Let's say I'm slaughtering cows.

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Okay.

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All right.

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And I'm about to slaughter a new one to put it in my deep freeze.

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Of course.

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And people ask, well, why do you keep the other deep freeze going that's got some of

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the last cow left in it?

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It just doesn't even register.

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See, once we start thinking third dimensionally, we can defeat the globalists because they're

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operating third dimensional.

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We can operate fourth, fifth dimension.

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Are they?

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Many plays out.

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And that's what we do here at Infowars.

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I don't know if Trump plays 3D chess or 5D chess, but I know I do.

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So I listened to Alex a bunch so I can help you out here because that was a garbled mess.

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Sure.

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Yeah, that was great.

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I got the point really well.

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Did you?

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Yeah.

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Well, let's see if you did.

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Okay.

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Well, what I think is that Trump basically won almost every state, but there was fraud

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all over the place.

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Sure.

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There was even massive voter fraud in California, which people he talks to can't understand.

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They don't understand why the globalists would steal votes in California when California

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consistently votes Democrat.

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Alex's explanation is that California doesn't actually consistently vote Democrat, and the

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appearance that they do is only there because of the voting fraud that's already and always

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going on there.

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They were stealing votes in California because they're only in power in California due to

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all the votes they always steal.

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This is not that complicated of a concept that he's trying to describe, and yet Alex

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struggles to come up with two really bad analogies.

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The first is getting married and your new wife is pregnant, but you have an 18-year-old

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child, which is from a previous marriage.

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This analogy doesn't make sense because each pregnancy would be an unrelated event, whereas

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the imaginary voting fraud would probably only be able to be pulled off by the people

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in California because the people committing all the fraud are in power and covering it

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up.

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They're having kids because they've already always been having kids, Dan.

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We'll get to that.

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The previous fraud facilitates the current fraud in the California example.

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The way to make this analogy actually work would be to imagine a scenario where the new

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wife allows Alex to impregnate her because she's so impressed that he has an 18-year-old

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son.

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That would make sense.

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Something about his son needs to implicate the current situation, and in the existing

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analogy, that's not the case.

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With the California stuff, the idea is that they're stealing the election because they

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always do.

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So it's possible that another way to make this analogy work is for Alex's response to

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this person to be that his new wife is pregnant because he only gets romantically involved

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with women, he's gotten pregnant.

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Yeah, that would make sense.

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Then the analogy would work.

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That would make sense.

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The second analogy Alex is trying is that he's slaughtering a cow while keeping what's

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left of his previous cow in the deep freeze.

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This also doesn't make sense based on what he's trying to say.

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This would be a good analogy if he were trying to argue that Democrats kept deep frozen votes

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from the last election to use in this one because they won by such a wide margin last

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time so they had leftovers or something.

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Are they reusable like that?

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I mean, in terms of keeping cows in the deep freezer, that's how that might work.

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I would put the votes in a plastic bag so they don't get wet.

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Smart.

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Neither of these analogies help clarify his point, but Alex insists this is somehow third

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dimensional thinking, whatever the fuck that means.

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Really the only thing that these two analogies have in common is a sense of time that whoever

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Alex is talking to seems unaware of.

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The child from a previous marriage analogy involves a person who doesn't realize you

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could have had a child with someone else in the past.

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The cow butchering example involves a person who doesn't realize that the cow in the freezer

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will eventually be eaten in the future.

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The only thing I come away from this convinced of is that Alex is really bad at analogies,

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and the people he talks to on a regular basis must have a difficulty with really elementary

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concepts, maybe even object permanence.

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Have we tested Alex on object permanence?

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We tried to play peek-a-boo?

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I would be interested to know exactly what extent his object permanence lasts to.

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I assume it's more than peek-a-boo.

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Okay.

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But is it like six months?

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If anybody who's involved with the Sandy Hook trial is listening, on the stand, test his

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object permanence.

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Here's what you do.

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On the first day, hold up a sign, and then see if he remembers that there was a sign

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in the room.

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Anyway.

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That would be fun.

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Yeah.

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So, in this next clip, Alex discusses the cycle of history.

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He has some interesting theories about this, but it's pretty simple, based on his assessment.

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Okay.

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What happens throughout history?

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Good question.

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Stuff.

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Governments get power, whether it be in ancient China or ancient Middle East, or ancient Mesoamerica

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or ancient Europe, and routinely, they have periods where there'll be whole kingdoms,

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whole civilizations of thriving people, and just suddenly, there's no one left.

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And this archeologist go there, there's archeological digs in Germany, archeological digs in Mexico,

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everywhere.

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Archeological digs in Africa, and they'll build a civilization, and then within a hundred

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years, everybody's dead, and they find them all sacrificed.

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The final phase, eaten by the priest class.

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Sure, sure.

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Yes.

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There is a demonic force, ladies and gentlemen, that's trying to depopulate us, and they're

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announcing it publicly.

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I'm going to break it down on the other side.

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This is the most important broadcast in the world.

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This is the cycle of history.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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I wish there was some way that every archeological dig throughout history found some sort of

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recording or a tablet or something, and it's all just the same Alex Jones ideas.

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Like every civilization has been ultimately destroyed by somebody like Alex Jones.

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Someone who thinks that all history is a cycle of decadence leading to the priest eating

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everyone.

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There's had to be somebody in ancient Rome just running around screaming like, the priest

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class is eating people.

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They're eating people.

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Almost certainly.

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Ah, ah, ah.

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Yes.

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I would say that maybe in crueler times they had less of an influence.

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Sure, possible.

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Because they couldn't ever-

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There's so much cruelty.

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Well, because they could never get to a point where they would have a radio show.

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Sure, that's fair.

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You know, people would just like-

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Kill them.

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Yeah.

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And I'm not saying that's the ideal solution.

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No, I don't think so.

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I do guarantee that this sort of mentality has probably existed throughout all cultures.

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Yeah, I would probably argue that most governments-

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I mean, it's just paranoia, right?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I mean, on a basic level it's all just like sort of imaginative, creative paranoia.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean, I suppose you could probably make a very good argument that every civilization

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ultimately collapses when the perceived corruption of the government equals the actual corruption

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of the government.

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Hmm.

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Do you know what I'm saying?

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I hear what you're saying.

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I don't know how I could test that in the moment.

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I don't know how I could test your theory.

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Okay.

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I'm not sure-

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Let me give you an analogy.

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I slaughtered a cow.

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I slaughtered a cow.

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Yep.

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Alright, move on.

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Deep freeze?

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Next one.

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No, I understand what you're saying.

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I think it's an interesting thought, but I don't know if I fully agree with you.

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Yeah, no.

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I don't know if it's accurate, but it's an interesting thought.

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I don't know if I fully agree with me.

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Well, it's well said.

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It sounds really great, doesn't it?

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It sounds almost like an aphorism.

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Yeah, it really does.

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Yeah.

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Society collapses when the perceived corruption matches the actual corruption.

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You could see that on a pillow.

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It sounds like something somebody smart would say.

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Yeah.

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Never mind, I take back my comment because now it's pillow worthy.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So it's probably not true.

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No.

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No, definitely not true.

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No.

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It's probably economics.

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Yeah.

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I worry about it being bullshit because it sounds good.

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It sounds so good.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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Speaking of things that are bullshit-

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Shao Kahn jokes?

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Caravan, at some points, more than 400 cars, some join, some leave, is on its way right

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now and is in North Carolina.

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There's absolutely zero chance that there have been 400 cars in the caravan at any point,

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and I would be comfortable betting that there wasn't even a total of 400 cars throughout

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the entire thing.

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I would go so far as to bet that the combined turnout for the events that have happened

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up to this point on November 12th are barely more than 400 total people.

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I would agree.

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This is insane levels of hubris.

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Yeah, there aren't enough people in the cars themselves.

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It's not like there's four people to a car where if you guys could all afford your own

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individual cars, there would be 200 cars.

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Yeah.

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No.

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There's five guys.

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I'm offended that there probably are 10 cars.

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That to me is shocking and scary.

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What are you guys doing?

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What are you guys doing?

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Three of the cars are probably Infowars employees.

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Another one is the guy from Just Another Channel.

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Another car is the Hippies for Trump.

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They're not busy.

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No.

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This is their dream.

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This is their dream.

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We want to live the hippie lifestyle while also supporting a political mandate that is

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trying to actively kill us.

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My grandpa followed the Grateful Dead around.

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I'm following Owen Schroyer.

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Oh, man.

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Oh, that's real bad.

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You know where the best place to get drugs is?

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The parking lot of an Owen Schroyer show.

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Who's my real dad, mom?

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Well, back in the 2020s, Owen Schroyer came through South Carolina and we spent one magical

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night together on the Infowars caravan.

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And here you are.

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Like 70-year-old people with Infowars caravan tattoos.

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Where were you, man?

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Oh, man.

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You should have seen it.

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There were upwards of 50 people.

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If you can remember the Infowars caravan, that means you weren't there.

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You sad bastards.

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Oh, God.

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It's a bummer.

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It's just a bummer.

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It's such a bummer.

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It's such a bummer.

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Anyway.

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Oh, man.

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Let's get back to house.

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What did you do?

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I followed Pat Robertson around for a summer.

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What?

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I do love the idea.

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All right.

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We can't live in 18 different versions of that exact same joke.

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We jump back to Alex and I will say that there is one thing that Alex is pretty consistent

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on.

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It's something he's very wrong about.

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And that is that he does not exaggerate things.

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He talks about that a little bit here.

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I've thought about doing this broadcast for 26 plus years.

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You always think about what could be your last broadcast.

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I'm not saying this is my last broadcast, but I need to just let you know, I need to

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explain something to you that I don't exaggerate any of this, okay?

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Most of the time it's worse than I'm telling you.

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And this could be our last broadcast next week could be, but the zone we're in right

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now, the internet kill switch they've got, they can hit telecommunications as well.

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And we're in the prime zone for them to assassinate Trump, set a nuke off, anything.

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Well, good thing you don't exaggerate.

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Never ever feel safe.

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I don't exaggerate things, but if you spend one single moment in safety, you're an idiot.

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Does this mean that this is the actual last broadcast that he's been teasing doing to

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play after he's done?

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If he's never exaggerated anything.

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Because that would imply that he's already quitting.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's very weird.

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I don't know what's going on because he's talking about this sort of like it could be

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his last broadcast.

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It's not.

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He's on tomorrow.

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No, obviously.

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It's on the next day, but like I want him to do that fucking mythical last broadcast

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already.

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Yeah, it has to.

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Yeah.

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How can you say I don't exaggerate things and then say this could be our last broadcast

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knowing full well that you've got at least several more months in the, you know, like

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you're very an asshole.

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Your very exhortation for money is in and of itself an exaggeration.

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Yeah.

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Cause you're an ass.

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Yeah.

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Um, this, this sort of thing though, this extremeness is, is really escalating here

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in this, this stretch of time.

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I guess maybe Alex is disappointed in the care event cause he's talking about like,

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you know, a nuke's going to go off, Trump could get assassinated or turn off the internet.

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Why not?

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Uh, he basically in this next loop just says, head to the Hills guys.

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It's over.

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I have been under such stress knowing that we have a chance to stop this and save billions

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of people.

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And the stress has been on me that I, Howard Stern made jokes about it and it's a funny

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viral video, but I had three molars collapsed the last two months.

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I mean, all my teeth are literally crushing and falling out of my face.

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Uh, I have to wear those fucking pills on it and I'm not feeling sorry for myself.

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My spirit is absolutely lashing out at this and in fighting and God really last night

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said to the Holy spirit to me to comfort me and to say, listen, this is the way it's going

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to be and it's your job is just get people ready and you've done your job.

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Now you just need to get them ready.

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So I'm just going to tell you it's all over folks.

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The best thing you can do is get to the countryside somewhere and try to dig in because it's all

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just going to get worse.

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Holy shit.

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The only thing that differentiates Alex from someone like Jim Jones is that Jim Jones was

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specific.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Also not for nothing.

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Like you even responded to this being passionate doesn't result in grinding your teeth to the

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point they fall out of your head.

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However, that's one of the most common symptoms of stimulant abuse between that pretty much

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everything about how Alex acts and the fact that Joe Rogan tried to get Alex to talk about

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his problem with Adderall on their last episode kind of makes the picture come into focus.

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Alex might as well be like a high functioning coke head.

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Yeah.

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This is, this is the, it all makes a bit more sense when you imagine that, Oh yeah, he's

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on stimulants.

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Yep.

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That's a disappointingly simple answer, but probably the correct one.

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Yeah.

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Well, I don't think it makes a, uh, I don't think it explains everything.

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Obviously there's still a whole bunch of ideas that are bad and it certainly doesn't let

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him off the hook for his behavior, but it does make it like a lot of things that don't

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make sense do make sense when you consider like, Oh, he's just on drugs.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's about right.

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Billions are going to die and you got to head to the Hills.

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Sure.

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Alex needs you to know billions are going to die.

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He doesn't exaggerate though.

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Billions are going to die.

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Oh shit.

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They're going to release mass bio weapons and kill billions of people and I don't just

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say that you will watch billions die with blood pouring out of their eyes, their ears,

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their mouths.

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Okay, cool.

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I mean, you're, you're going to watch absolute mass extermination.

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We didn't stand up for the children.

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We didn't stand up for God and we rejected Christ and Satan now is coming into the earth

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and I'm not trying to be negative.

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Everybody wants to hear all this positive lies.

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All you can do is get right with Christ.

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I can just tell you right now, we can hold them back.

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Trump may still prevail, but we've seen the model of the devil's attack.

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It's exactly what revelation says, but now we're in it.

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We are now entering Satan's first big lash with his plan and he'll keep going and going

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and going until he makes war on the saints and overcomes them.

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It's going to be really difficult to go back to normal after that.

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Um, no, we're living in the biblical end times.

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There isn't like a really easy way to walk back.

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We're in revelation because revelation doesn't include like false starts.

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Guys, I got some good news for you.

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They closed the third seal.

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They closed the third seal back up, guys.

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We've only got to deal with seals one and two.

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Let's get to work.

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Especially, there's going to need to be a lockdown to deal with all these goddamn plagues.

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We have a special seal sealant and uh, yeah, get the fuck out of here.

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Yeah.

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It's troubling.

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It's troubling because like it feels like the only move after this is go away or become

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a doomsday like full on religious preacher.

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Yeah.

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I don't.

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They did all that stuff when Obama was elected to those, the biblical end times.

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I kept hearing about that.

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No, that's true.

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That's true.

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But I heard about the biblical end times an awful lot.

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Sure, but probably from biblical end times preachers.

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Well, yeah.

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They can be wrong a bunch of times.

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That's true.

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But they can't transition to something less extreme.

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You know, like they can say we were wrong or whatever.

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Sure.

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I mean, they could become a hot dog then.

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These are the blood moons.

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This is the real, you know, like you can do that.

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That would be fun.

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Like look, last time we thought we knew it was up, but this time blood moon.

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Yeah.

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But you can't be like, ah, the world is going to end.

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I know it's coming.

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And then be wrong and then be like, well, what you really need to do is focus on your

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alderman race or, or whatever.

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Or like, it's really tough to desensationalize from the point of end times.

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Well, I mean, that's again, like the idea of, of like, all right, we lost this one.

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Devil's going to win, but we got to focus on the midterms in order to defeat the devil

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again I guess.

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Right.

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And the other problem too is if you are an end times type, end times always got to be

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coming.

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Yeah.

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End times cannot be here.

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No, it's really bad when it's here.

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Yes.

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Yeah, that'll fuck you up.

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The money is in end times being coming down the road somewhere.

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Totally.

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It really screws things up when it's here.

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And I think Alex is going to, I don't know, I see this as a bad decision on his part.

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So Alex gets to talking about galactic laws, contract law for aliens.

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Sure.

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This is really stupid.

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This is fifth dimensional chess, huh?

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This is fucking stupid.

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I don't know all the timelines, but are the globalist always tell us what they're going

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to do in their internal documents that are public, but they don't promote them, but it's

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a metaphysical rule.

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They got to tell you what they're doing.

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Kind of leave the plans laying on the road side.

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So you have a chance to read the fine print if you can find it, kind of a public notice.

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That's why you have public notice that they're going to take a piece of property or public

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notice they're about to tear something down or public notice they're about to take a park

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away from you.

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Because they have to give you notice because you have metaphysical, spiritual rights, unalienable

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rights to challenge that.

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This is common law, this is galactic law, this is God's law, and even the devil has

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to follow it.

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This is a comically childish and stupid view of morality, and I would just like to take

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everyone who claims that Alex is smart and he has good points and ask them what they

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think of that, because that moral system that Alex is presenting is really hard to defend

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if you want to look at human history.

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It's simple enough to say that everyone who deprived people of their unalienable rights

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went to hell after they died.

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Like Thomas Jefferson.

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Uh, yeah, that's kind of a problem.

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Alex would have to then either say that slavery doesn't violate unalienable rights or a bunch

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of his heroes and ancestors are in hell.

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But leaving that aside, looking at the actions that are ascribed to the devil in traditional

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Christian lore, I don't see where he's warning people what he's going to do before he does

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it.

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In the Garden of Eden, it's God who tells them not to eat from the Tree of Knowledge.

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If God hadn't done that, then the serpent would presumably have done the exact same

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thing it did in the story and convinced Adam and Eve to eat the fruit.

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The serpent didn't do anything except a manipulative, evil act.

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The part where there was a warning came from someone else entirely.

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So in order for this to make any sense in Alex's moral conception, the morality or immorality

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of your actions can be determined by other people's actions.

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This would imply that it would be very wrong for me to punch you randomly and without warning.

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However, if someone were to tell you Dan is going to punch you when you go to his house,

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then my punch would be completely fine, because someone else let you know that it was coming

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and you chose to come here anyway.

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In fact, in this conception, it could be argued that me punching you is never immoral in and

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of itself.

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If my punch is morally correct when someone else warns you and morally incorrect when

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they do not, the actual distinction is the warning itself.

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That's where the moral weight lies, so it becomes a matter of the other person doing

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something immoral by not warning you.

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My punch doesn't matter at all.

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So then, what if no one else knows that I'm going to punch you?

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Then apparently I have to tell you ahead of time that I plan to punch you, and then if

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you come over anyway, you've consented to being punched.

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This is stupid for a number of reasons.

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To what extent do I need to make sure that you're aware that I'm going to punch you?

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You have to serve people before you punch them.

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Is it enough that I mumble it to you as you leave, knowing that you'll probably not hear

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me or forget by the time we end up getting together to record again?

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I think you have to put it in a movie.

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Is it enough for me to write, I'm going to punch Jordan the next time he comes over on

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a piece of paper that I taped to a lamppost two miles north of my house, knowing that

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you'll never pass that lamppost?

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That's how Arthur Dent got that bypass.

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Could that satisfy the metaphysical condition, even though there's literally no way it could

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ever impact your behavior?

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Ask the Vogons.

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You could say that the warning was there if you wanted to look for it, and it's really

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your fault that you didn't find that lamppost, it was right there in the open for everyone

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to see.

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To what extent does the person the thing is being done to need to be aware of the thing

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that's going to be done to them?

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This is a question that Alex cannot answer, because no matter what the answer is, shit

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doesn't make sense.

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If the standard is informed consent, then the globalists need to be doing way more warning

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than they're doing right now, and honestly would probably need to get literally everyone

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to sign off on their plans, knowing the implications of what they're agreeing to, so it obviously

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can't be that.

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If the standard is that the person needs to believe the warning, is that possible, that

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you need to believe it?

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Because even if that's the standard, I still don't think you deserve to be punched for

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coming over, whether or not you believe the warning.

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You might not believe it, someone could say Dan's going to punch you if you come over

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and you'd be like, ah fuck you.

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But you understand that this line of thinking makes perfect sense because of the way that

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all of these people have to deal with hell?

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Like okay, if everybody that doesn't accept Jesus Christ into their heart is going to

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hell, Jesus didn't get his message out for a good long while to the rest of the world,

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so all of those people, despite never having heard of Jesus Christ spend eternity in hell

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just because God was like, nah geographical product placement.

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So your argument then has to be, well there's evidence of God all around you, so you should

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have known that God was real, and obviously Christ, if there's a God there's got to be

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a Christ.

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So it's still your fault, and that's why hell is justifiable to people who've never heard

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of Christianity.

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That might be, I think that you're trying to bring too much sense to it, and I'm trying

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to deconstruct this from an ethical perspective.

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I'm saying that you've deconstructed both fairly well.

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Well see, here's what I think that Alex would say the standard is.

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He would say that the standard that you need to achieve is that you need to publicly admit

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this somewhere, so even if you do it in code that's only decipherable to a genius like

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Alex Jones, that's still good enough.

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I struggle to see how this qualifies as warning people in an ethically meaningful way, for

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the same reason that my message taped to a lamppost doesn't seem like it could reasonably

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be seen as possibly impacting your behavior.

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I mean, you know, Dan, we're dealing with Satan and God.

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There's obviously a lot of wiggle room in the rules.

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Those two guys aren't known for absolutes.

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Alex is talking about human behavior too.

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Oh shit, well we're fucked.

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In order to make this morality work, it must not be the would-be victims of the crime that

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are required to be warned about what this person's going to do.

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It must be a thing where the act of writing it down and putting it out there is to serve

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as a notice to God of their intentions, but what kind of sense does that make?

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Also what are the consequences for breaking these supposed galactic laws, and why should

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the devil be concerned with any punishment?

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He's already the fucking devil.

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Disintegration.

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It's the punishment he fears most.

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Well then what?

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Okay, so he does that and then he disintegrates, great, there's no devil anymore, hooray!

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Well, but God would have to create another devil, otherwise his prophecy wouldn't come

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true.

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See, again, here's where I'm really struggling with Alex and all this bullshit.

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You understand that for your actual religion to not be bullshit, you have to have the end

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times.

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You can't stop them.

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You can't delay them.

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It's God's moment.

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He chooses.

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There's no way that Biden is going to affect God's plan, otherwise your entire religion

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is nonsense.

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Yeah, and you can't vote on the devil.

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You can't vote on the devil!

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I'm assuming Job would have had a different vote.

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This is the moral system of a child, and honestly it's embarrassing to hear him try to explain

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his beliefs.

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It also kind of makes me sad to hear how small his vision of the divine is.

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It's the same kind of bummer I get whenever I hear people on Project Camelot talking about

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like alien contracts and stuff, it's like ugh.

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Come on.

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Are you saying to me that even if we get beyond the stars, we're never going to get past the

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point where a signature is going to hold the entire universe together?

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It's still just going to be a signature.

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Yeah, and God is trying to get the devil on technicalities or something.

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Exactly!

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Alright.

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Aha!

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We have him on a Rico case!

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Yeah.

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So, at this point, Alex does something incredibly familiar.

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Ladies and gentlemen, we are back live, broadcasting worldwide again, we are back live broadcasting

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worldwide.

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I am your host, Alex Jones, very, very thankful to be here with you today.

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And I believe I'm connected, I believe I'm live, but, okay, we're going to rebroadcast

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for a while, and I will be back because I've got to reset and go into this.

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No, I'm cool now, I've got to reset, I can't do it, so there's too much going down here.

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So, as I was saying, I've got some really important news we're going to be covering

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here until you get reset.

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And I sent you guys a lot of videos, I sent you guys a lot of things.

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And so, the first thing that I'm going to want to play is whatever you guys want to.

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I'll be back in a little while.

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What?

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What just happened there?

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This is an important announcement.

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So I was thinking about this and wondering, what the fuck is going on?

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Yeah.

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Alex is in DC now, he's already arrived in DC, so you lost the bet.

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So he's freaking out trying to do this show remotely, and it sounds like shit.

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Like there's a lot of audio crackliness, it's just terrible.

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And honestly, even beyond that, his heart is not in it.

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So he freaks out a little bit and he goes to rebroadcast, it honestly wasn't surprising

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to me at all.

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It honestly seemed like a prudent decision.

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The only real question to me is, why is he hosting at all?

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Good question.

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Then it dawned on me, there's probably no one else who can host.

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Schroyer's on the caravan.

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David Knight is definitely not a primetime candidate.

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Well, I think David Knight, he has his own show, and he had a heart attack like a year

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ago.

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Oh, that's true.

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And his workload, for his own sake, I think it's great that he's not taking on unnecessary

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burdens, but I think that he would probably not be the person who would, and he's not

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gonna move product.

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And Millie Weaver is gone forever, Deanna Lorraine is terrible.

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She's too green, probably for the main show.

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Same problem with Harrison Smith, like he can fill in on the War Room because no one's

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watching that, but actual Owen show, or I'm sorry, actual Alex show, seems like it's probably

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no good.

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Millie Weaver is gone, like he can't talk to Mike Adams anymore.

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No, of course not.

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All the fourth hour fill-in hosts are either, like, they wouldn't do it, or, how are you

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gonna have three and a half, four hours of Gerald Cilenti?

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It's too much.

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Are those the funeral bells?

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Because I can hear Roger Stone's name coming right down the pipe.

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He's day drunk.

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That's true.

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He's fucked up.

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See, now that's what I want.

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I want three hours of rambly day drunk Roger Stone.

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I do not.

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I listen to it.

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I do not want it.

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Fair.

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There will literally be no one left at Info Wars who's able to fill in for Alex.

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It's interesting, in a way.

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He's kind of reached the pinnacle of success, but at the same time, he's right where he

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started.

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He's got a giant business with a ton of employees, but he still needs to do everything himself

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because everyone sucks.

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He's the president's biggest cheerleader, but he's still ignored and cast aside in favor

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of more seemingly acceptable right-wing commentators, same as it ever was.

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I feel like you should realize that the path he's on leads nowhere, and it never has.

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It started with him being alone, and it's going to end with him being alone, and good

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luck to you, buddy.

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Except there's some good news.

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What's that?

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He goes off air, and he comes back, and then he starts talking about having cancer, and

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I was like-

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Wait, what now?

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I was like, wait, do you actually have cancer?

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It's like, nah, I don't have cancer.

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Oh, okay.

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Just the only way I can talk to you is from the heart and where I'm at before I hit all

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this news.

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I am devastated.

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I am devastated.

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It's not just that I've learned that I have cancer, and that I'm dying.

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It's I've learned we all have cancer, and we're all dying.

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I don't literally have cancer, though you have cancer every day, and your body kills

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it with your immune system.

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Oh my God.

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Okay.

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All right, buddy.

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Okay.

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All right.

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You didn't even need to add that shit.

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No.

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Just say I don't have cancer.

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But I could always be fighting off cancer any moment of any day.

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That weirded me out, because I kind of felt like, oh, that makes sense, you have cancer.

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I don't know.

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I would believe it if he was like, I have terminal cancer.

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Oh, well, yeah, okay.

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Shit.

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Well, no wonder you want the world to end.

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Yeah.

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Your narcissism is experiencing it that way.

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You don't want to go alone.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, no.

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Unfortunately, that is not the explanation.

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Not unfortunately, I don't even know how I would put it, but that's not the explanation.

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He just thinks that everyone's going to die.

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But you should know, he's not happy to report that.

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Sure.

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I'm sitting here last night and this morning, thinking about what I'm going to say today

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on the air because of all the announcements and all the statements that have been made,

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confirming our worst analysis and then some, and I don't feel good coming on air, telling

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you that we're all dead.

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But I want to explain to you the reality of this, and we'll do it next segment because

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I'm very emotional right now.

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Sound like it.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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Very emotional right now.

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Oh boy.

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All right.

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I don't want to, man.

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And now I just, now that we kind of get more of the gist of what he told his kids at the

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breakfast table, you're going to watch billions die is like not a good morning.

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Kids, you got to head to the hills.

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No kidding.

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Hey, we can do remote learning as far remote as we need to be.

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Hey, look, I got some John Birch society books.

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That's all the book learning you need.

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So yeah, I mean, we're all going to die and Alex takes no pleasure in reporting that.

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That's nice of him.

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I think he kind of wouldn't be reporting that if Trump had won the election, which is weird.

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But it turns out the election stolen.

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They stole this bigger than Dallas in front of everybody.

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But Hey, if you catch somebody in your house with the safe or in your house with the computers

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or in your house with a silverware and then the family heirlooms, do you have a right

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to take it back?

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Damn right you do.

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And so they are panicking.

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They're saying have a coup against Trump all over the news.

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They're saying he's insane.

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He's crazy because he's not going to let them have this fifth attempted coup against us

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separately.

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You've got my commitment to burn the candle at both ends here, ladies and gentlemen, and

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we're fighting hard here.

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We need your financial support info or store.com bringing a caravan up here and flying here

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with the crew and all.

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We love you.

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We appreciate you.

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Info or store.com bringing this caravan up here is a shockingly pointless and spent a

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lot on gas for no reason.

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Yeah.

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No grammar.

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I do.

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I do appreciate the, the if you know, if you catch a robber in your house, you know, that's,

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that's good.

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If you catch, you know, you have a right to defend yourself, et cetera.

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But if instead of doing that, you're a, you lose something and then you drive to DC and

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murder someone who has, you've never met before and who's never been to where you live.

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It's not quite the same as a robber.

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It's not the same thing.

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No, I would, I would argue it feels similar to Alex.

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It does though.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Cause of metaphysical laws.

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Sure.

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Um, so the Alex is, you know, I think you can tell also from that clip that the audio

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has not gotten better.

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No.

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And so Alex gets really mad again.

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Of course.

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I'm on the road.

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I'm here in Washington, DC.

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I'm having a lot of technical difficulties, but I'm just gonna stay on here as best as

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I can.

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They're on the break.

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We'll try to fix the big muddy signal.

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I'm getting blessed in my ear, but that's okay.

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That's why I like to go just with a laptop, just straight Skype.

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It's like clean.

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You got this big fan dangled thing.

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It looks like a space shuttle over here and it's just, it just hammers the hell out of

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me every time.

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I got to make an executive decision.

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I'm going to rebroadcast.

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I'm going to plug in all this.

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I'm going to laptop because, uh, yeah, it'll take a while, but it's okay.

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You know, we're real, we're real transmission there.

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I'm just trying the best I can here.

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I'm not complaining either.

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It's just, uh, God, the whole country's going to hell in a ham basket, man.

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I feel it.

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We're still having broadcasting issues, so of course the entire country is falling apart

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naturally.

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Isn't, isn't my shitty set up just indicative of the state of the world?

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Isn't it strange that me, Alex Jones of Info Wars would have issues with my phone connection.

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Hey, I constantly have these tech issues that plague me in studio and out and every time

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I try and take a phone call from somebody and now here I am trying to broadcast from

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DC and I'm having problems, it's somehow I'm surprised by it.

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It's a shock and the world is clearly going to hell.

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Totally.

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I will say that it's not, it's interesting that there's, this happens twice on this show.

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Of course.

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Uh, I think I don't, I don't recall the last time he's done this twice, um, but he ends

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up vamping until the commercial breaks, so he doesn't actually have to storm out a second

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time.

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Um, but he ends up leaving early.

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Of course he ends up, uh, he's got more fun things to do.

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Yeah, yeah, definitely.

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Yeah, totally.

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He's wearing a hat, got cattle.

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So that's what it comes down to, how I'm out riding the range, which I wish I was doing

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checking the fences.

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I might be wearing a Stetson, but I don't, I'm not lucky enough to get to do that because

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my country is in so much damn peril, but I can't like Hank Williams Jr.

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I like to ride my horse and shoot my gun.

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Every boy's work she's never done, now the rest of the song goes.

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That Lord has certainly made a lot of beautiful women out there, honey.

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Wow.

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Harrison Smith is going to be taken over, ladies and gentlemen, and I'm tempted to pop

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back in, but, uh, I won't, I was here mentioning all this news.

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All this information, this unfolding hell, there's been so many people in this hotel

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room walking back and forth.

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I can't even remember what the last clip was.

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I was going to play.

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Well, what was the next clip guys?

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I was going to get there.

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That's right.

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That's where I wanted to go.

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So this is a great ad for brain force.

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Um, you know, these sort of new tropics, these supplements that give you focus and clarity

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and the ability to really stay on task.

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Yeah, and the ability to disintegrating.

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That one's also a real eye opener.

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The ability, like when you talk about mental fog versus clarity, you're talking about the

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ability to do a radio show in a hotel room where there are other people present.

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Yeah.

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God, just, anyway, Harrison Smith takes over for like the last half hour and I think that's

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about right.

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I think that's, that's about what he can handle.

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He's boring as shit.

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He's terrible, but give him a little time.

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Yeah.

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Get his feet wet.

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Yeah.

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Give him five minutes up top.

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He'll start the show.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's that kind of thing.

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Yeah, for sure.

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It's that, it's that, uh, that standup show.

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It's like, all right, I want you to get some experience, but we still have to move some

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product so we have to keep the audience happy.

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So Alex is going to do most of it, although he's not going to do much.

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No.

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So, uh, that night or that day in a caravan activities, it was really stormy that day

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for Owen.

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So he talked to an underwhelming group of people in the rain in, uh, in North Carolina

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about how the election was stolen.

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Sure.

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And honestly, by this point, the charm of the caravan caravan had worn off for me.

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It's redundant.

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It's unimpressive and ultimately it's too obvious what the game is.

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This is all about creating the optics of taking your dumb show on the road, arriving at a

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much larger event and then giving yourself credit for the turnout at the large event.

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Yeah, totally.

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It's honestly pretty disappointing.

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There was such great potential for this road trip.

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In the end, it's really forgettable.

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Yeah.

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I tried to find an angle of something interesting.

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We talked about the open mic comic who did the Shao Kahn impression.

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I tried to see if there was a human interest angle in here somewhere, but there just isn't.

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They had the opportunity to do something really interesting and compelling, and instead they

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did exactly what Infowars always does.

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They produced a cookie cutter performance that was meant to create profit and gather

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attention while funneling support to larger fascist movements.

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I'm really disappointed in them, but I also know there's not really anything else they

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can do.

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The only thing that's even close to interesting in this stretch is they did a damage control

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video in Raleigh where Greg Reese and some other employee discuss how someone gave them

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a book with a Nazi bookmark in it.

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Their angle, naturally, is that this was an agent provocateur leftist who was there to

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make Trump look bad, although I would argue it's equally possible it was just a fan who

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gave them a Nazi bookmark in a yoga book.

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After the Raleigh stop, they added on to Richmond, Virginia, and honestly, it's a fine turnout,

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but it's more of the same.

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My highlight is that a guy is playing the trumpet there while the crowd sings the national

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anthem, and a shot of the trumpet player happens to include a historical marker in the background.

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This was actually shot on the site of the 1863 Richmond Bread Riot, which is kinda fitting.

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The Union forces had hurt supply lines for the Confederacy, so prices of food had increased

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in Richmond considerably.

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From History.com, quote, on April 1st, a group of poor working women held a meeting in a

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Baptist church to organize a demonstration against the rising costs of food.

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Mary Jackson, a 34-year-old mother, and Martha Ferguson riled up the audience with tales

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of rampant speculation and price gouging happening in the markets.

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Soon, the mob was angry enough to agree to meet the very next day outside the Capitol

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building and extract bread and justice from the men in charge.

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The governor initially refused to meet with them, but then when he did, he was unsympathetic,

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so the mob went on a tear and started rioting.

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They stole food, but also luxury goods, until the riot police arrived and were prepared

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to fire.

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The reason that I think this is fitting that this ridiculous display was on this same site

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as the Bread Riot is because the aftermath of that riot was that the Confederacy tried

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really hard to keep it quiet, since they knew that word of this internal chaos would raise

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the morale of the Union armies.

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These videos are really things that Owen in Infowars should try to keep quiet.

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They're out there yelling about how this is the end of the country, and this caravan's

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the last battle, and these are the crowds they can draw?

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I don't know if that raises my morale, but I think it should hurt theirs if they looked

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at it honestly.

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Like, this is not impressive stuff.

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Yeah, I wouldn't like it.

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If I was doing that in any capacity, like, even, like, I went on tours where I made negative

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money.

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I think I've only exclusively done that.

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I think I broke even one stamp.

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Maybe.

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Maybe for me.

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But yeah, if I was doing this in any...

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Like, this would be bad for me on an amateur tour.

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Like that's the level of bad this is.

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Yeah.

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You might be able to get a little bit of b-roll from this for a larger thing.

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Yeah, that's true.

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Like the camp video?

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The wrap-up video?

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Yeah, maybe.

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But yeah, it's not...

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No, this isn't good.

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It seems to me like this is them throwing everything they've got, the most extreme language,

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the most immediacy possible, and it's still incredibly underwhelming.

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And I would be embarrassed of that if I were Infowars, and if I were Owen.

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I would treat this like the Confederacy treated the Bread Riot, and I would not have the Trumpeteer

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standing right in front of the memorial of that.

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Hide it.

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Yeah.

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Oh boy.

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So we jump to the 13th, Friday, and Alex is back hosting his show again from DC.

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From DC.

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That would have been really funny if he'd gone home.

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Yeah.

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Fuck it.

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We can't...

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I can't do it from here, and nobody is home!

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Trump called yesterday, but I was napping.

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Yeah.

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And I can't call him back.

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He drove by the hotel, and he stopped by, and I was napping, and he just couldn't get

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in!

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They wouldn't let him in because he didn't have a room!

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Yep.

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Classic hotel staff.

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Classic hotel.

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Yeah, it would be funny if you left, but instead he stayed and then just did nothing.

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Yeah.

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Except for yelling to a bullhorn.

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That sounds right.

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But here he is talking about what has happened on the caravan, and you would know that this

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wasn't true if you were keeping up with the caravan.

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How would I know?

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Well, we caught Antifa on the way here following us from Florida up into Virginia, now in DC,

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posing as patriots in handing out white supremacist literature.

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So that's going to be their main mission tomorrow.

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We actually caught them on video red-handed, and we actually intercepted their communications.

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We love you, Alex!

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Through a source.

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Here's our Nazi stuff!

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Through a mole.

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I'll sell them.

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We've infiltrated them.

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We're planning to dress like MAGA folks at the march tomorrow, be wearing their red baseball

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caps backwards, and wearing camouflage pants is how they're dressing.

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So Alex is just making all that up.

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And the only thing that's real is that book that someone gave them with a Nazi bookmark

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in it that they've decided is leftist agitators.

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And now he's turned this into they have a mole, and Antifa followed them from Florida

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up through the whole convoy all the way up, and there's plans for in DC, they're going

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to show up with backwards MAGA hats and camouflage pants, and they're going to hand out dirty

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literature to everyone to make the patriots look bad.

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So dumb.

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I can think of few things that would do more for the cause than Antifa joining that Infowars

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caravan as agent provocateurs.

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I just don't think there's anything else that could be done for the movement that would

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have that much effect.

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I don't think I've heard anybody but me talk about this.

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The caravan is just for them and us, isn't it?

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I'm not positive that I've seen any angry tweets about it or anything.

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I think I saw a couple people posting about the milkshake from the truckers.

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I think I saw a little bit of jokes about that.

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But in terms of this, I don't think anybody gives a shit except for them and me.

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I don't think Antifa's following anybody.

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It's really annoying that you spend all of your time whipping up white supremacists to

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fight for you, and then you're like, I don't know where all these white supremacists come

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from.

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Must be leftists.

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Must be Antifa.

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Come on, man.

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You've spent so much time loving these guys.

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Let's just move on.

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It's a little much.

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Just say it.

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It's not going to alienate 48% of the country.

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It's not going to alienate the people who are still listening to you at this point.

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Exactly.

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If you can ramble about the literal devil all the fucking time and say all this nonsense

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bullshit and people don't leave, just mask off, man.

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Just toss a sig heil out there who fucking cares.

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But even if he does do that, these listeners, Nazi or otherwise, need to recognize that

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their lives are over.

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And so because their lives are over, it's time to go yell at the governor.

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OK, when you're tuning in, I want everybody to understand your life is over, as you know

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it, until you fight back.

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We need people every day surrounding the governor's mansion where Governor Abbott is.

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If he's in a restaurant eating, you don't go up and threaten him.

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You go up and you say, sir, we know you're being blackmailed.

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We know the lockdown's permanent.

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Be a leader and stop it.

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We need to start his recall.

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Smash cut to Alex complaining about people yelling at Trump officials at restaurants.

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A bunch of leftist provocateurs, yeah.

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Also, there are 20 states in the United States where a governor can be recalled, and Texas

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is not one of them.

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In order for Alex to do his plan about recalling Governor Abbott, he would first need to find

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justification for a new law in the Texas Constitution and then get a law passed by the state legislature.

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It would be a cumbersome process that he's not up for, and honestly, it would probably

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just be easier to wait until he's up for re-election and then field a fringe-ass candidate to lose

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to him and probably split the vote so a Democrat ends up winning.

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Also, Governor Abbott's not being blackmailed.

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He's still an incredibly far-right politician, just not far-right enough for Alex.

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He's failed Alex's purity tests.

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It's not illegal to write a law that just says Governor Abbott can never be governor,

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right?

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Abbott out.

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Yeah, no Abbott.

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No Abbott's forever.

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Yeah, that might be an interesting law.

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I would be interested in that law.

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I think it would get challenged.

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Someone would file a lawsuit.

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On what grounds?

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I'm not a lawyer.

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So in this next clip, this clip's a little bit long, but I kept it in because it begins

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with Alex talking about how he's not into offensive violence.

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And then it's quite a ramble about a bunch of nonsense.

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But I think I needed to play, it's two and a half minutes long, but the reason I wanted

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to play this whole chunk is like, if you listen to this, it's sort of an ABA kind of structure,

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where you have the A theme of offensive violence, then B is kind of just random talking points,

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spaghetti up against the wall, and then you return to what the thesis of the initial thought

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was.

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But by that point, your brain will, if you're not paying attention, you'll kind of already

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have forgotten that that's what he was talking about.

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And this happens quite a bit, but I rarely play full clips of it, just because it's long.

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And I don't want any offensive violence, but I see a lot of talk online, people saying

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time to dust off the muskets.

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Here's the issue, existentially, and I'll give you these clips of the big news.

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Under common law, under common sense, you cannot come with experimental dangerous vaccines,

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whether they be safe or not, and they're not, they're deadly, and it's obviously the takeover.

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These people have liability protection, they have long histories of killing people with

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vaccines.

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They are eugenicists that want to depopulate you.

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When somebody says, I want to depopulate you, and he's spent hundreds of billions of dollars

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he got from big foundations and the robber barons to get control of the world health

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system and most nation state systems, he's been thrown out of over 20 countries, Gates,

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has been, he's in another 140 or so.

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Thrown out of 20 countries.

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When you've got something of that matter through a plate glass window, and he says he wants

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to do this, and it's what he comes out of, Cold Springs Harbor and the eugenics, and

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then he's coming, violating the Geneva convention, violating the Nuremberg code, violating international

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law.

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If the Nazis were coming to give you a deadly shot or take your kids away, you don't just

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have a right, you have a duty to fight them.

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So they've already shut down the communications almost everywhere.

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Now they're coming.

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Now they're going to beta test in Canada and Europe in this round and in California and

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in New York, dragging people out of their homes, beating people up that don't wear masks,

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taking people's children away.

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The UN said that was the goal.

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It's already happened in Australia and Spain.

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Now it's happening in England.

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And they're just normalizing that vans come, cops have guns.

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You disappear.

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And then again, if they say you have COVID, these are leftist doctors at extermination

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centers, not guillotines.

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They say, oh, he had COVID.

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And now you're going to see people take it to the COVID centers.

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It's already happening in Australia.

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People die in these.

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You're totally healthy.

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They take you.

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They go, oh, he got sick.

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We had to innovate him.

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And yeah, he died after two weeks on a ventilator.

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So they strap you down and the comics Chinese do this and they put it down your lungs and

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they kill you.

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And they sit there and laugh at you while you're dying.

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And they turn it up way higher.

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Like a lot of the old folks in the blue city areas where they have these killer eugenics

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doctors, they're, they're, they're in cult bioethics boards, like, like Ezekiel Emanuel

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saying he wants to kill old people.

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He runs this.

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He hires for decades, all, all these boards, these are psycho killers.

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And even the medical association said, why did you give people twice the pressure you're

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supposed to?

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And there's like, because they got to get kill numbers.

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So they're coming to kill you.

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They're coming to kill you.

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They're coming to kill you.

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So you kind of, you kind of get what I'm saying.

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He starts with the presentation of like, there's a lot of people who are saying, clean off

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your rifles.

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And then he gives the appearance of saying that, no, you shouldn't.

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And that is good for him because he can sort of point to that as being like, this is me

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pushing back against the idea of offensive violence.

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Totally.

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Now the next two minutes is him saying a hundred fucking different things that you can't keep

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track of all these various little bullshit pieces.

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No, Ezekiel Emanuel wants to kill everybody.

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Totally.

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Yeah.

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Cult, cult leftist doctors.

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Bioethics boards.

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Psycho killers.

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Do cults create bioethics boards?

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Is that a thing I didn't know about?

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That's what the new Assassin's Creed is actually about.

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God damn Templars.

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And then it gets to the end and the message that he's trying to drive home is they're

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coming to kill you.

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They're coming to kill you.

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They're coming to kill you.

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This is the answer to the beginning of it.

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This is him saying, there is no such thing as offensive violence now.

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It's not a question of that.

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Like existentially, this isn't even a question we need to worry about.

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All violence is defensive.

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You got it.

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But he doesn't need to actually say that if he structures the argument this way.

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And if anybody tries to say like, Alex, you're advocating for people to dust off their rifles

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and fire at people if they feel like they're vaccine pushers.

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A bioethics board is coming for them.

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Or someone is telling you to wear a mask.

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They're trying to get you to...

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Offensive violence, so anything you do to that person is defensive.

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And if anybody tries to say that Alex, this is what you're saying, he can point to like,

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I said that there's a lot of people who are saying clean off the rifles and I was pushing

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back against that idea.

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Alex, you are one of them.

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You just did it.

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The larger context of it is the coward's way of saying exactly that.

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Just shoot people.

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There's no such thing as offensive violence.

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But if you do commit one of those crimes, I will say that it's a leftist who did it.

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And that it was offensive.

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And then they also handed me a fucking book with a Nazi book market and followed me from

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Florida.

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Yeah.

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Jesus Christ.

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Yeah.

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So in this next clip, Alex talks about a conspiracy that I'd like to see him substantiate at all.

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And the police come and say, you're not allowed to criticize the lockdown and arrest them

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and disappear them.

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And by the way, a lot of these people, we need to try to get them on Daria.

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Remember that Swedish couple was panicking and they come and she was organizing a demonstration

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and they arrested her husband.

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They'd never been seen again.

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Last time I heard check on them, same thing in Australia.

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They've disappeared.

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Thousands of people, members of city councils that said, no, we're taking a military base.

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Some were never seen again.

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What?

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There's a big difference between you not checking.

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This is what I'm saying.

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This is object permanence.

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Yes.

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If they still existed, we would have heard about them in the news again.

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Yeah.

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Since we haven't heard about them in the news.

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They've never been seen.

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They've been killed.

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They've been disappeared.

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That's the explanation.

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Yeah.

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That's really sloppy.

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That's all it takes.

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Yeah.

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That's all it takes.

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I would assume.

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I have not seen my delivery driver for the Chinese food that I got last night for 24

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hours.

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And I'm thinking about filing a missing person.

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That's scary.

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I would assume that if city council members were being disappeared, there would be openings

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on city councils that were very suspicious.

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We would at least have elections.

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We'd have a runoff.

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Why?

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Because we elected somebody.

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Oh, somebody disappeared.

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Don't worry about it.

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Okay.

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Would you update their Wikipedia page?

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One thing that would happen there is paperwork.

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Sure.

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Yeah, definitely.

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You'd be able to point to something.

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Definitely.

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There would be paperwork.

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Conspicuous in its absence from any of this is any proof.

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And when Alex says there's this Swedish couple, they've never been seen again.

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We should look into them.

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Like that tells me you haven't.

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Yeah.

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And you're making that up.

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Would you say it?

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Yeah.

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So Alex goes to calls.

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He takes some calls.

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And one of them he offers a job to.

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And this guy is somebody who he'd previously offered a job to.

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And he's like, hey, you said give me a half hour show or something.

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And Alex is like, oh, yeah, man, we're going to start that up soon.

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He's still planning on starting that show with callers up soon.

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But yeah, so here's what this caller's theory is about what the Dems are up to.

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I feel like the left is winding up their people.

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They projected this win so that when Trump does win on the day of the eclipse with December

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14th, when it all gets sorted out, I feel like this is going to create bedlam in the

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streets.

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And that's why I feel like they're going right into the COVID news now to create a lockdown

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scenario and all those leftist areas to lock those people down, to suppress them even more,

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so that they go crazy when Trump wins to really stoke this civil war.

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And I feel like that's that's really what they set up so that I totally agree with you.

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I totally agree with you, sir.

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What else do you think's coming?

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I feel like what you were saying about the bio attack thing.

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I feel like just just going with God here and looking at the alignment and God's handiwork

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here.

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Just there's a great conjunction on December 21st.

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Oh, my an apocalypse.

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Wow.

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It's back.

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I'm sick of conjunctions.

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Eight years later, it's back sick of conjunctions.

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So that eclipse that's happening on December 14th isn't going to be visible in any part

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of North America, but they will be able to feel it.

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It's only going to be seen in South America, parts of northern Antarctica and some of southwest

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Africa.

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I have no idea why that would be significant in the United States, but go off, whatever.

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It's an eclipse.

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Eclipses are global events, Dan.

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It's the sun and the moon and they're doing a whole thing.

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They're spinning all the time.

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I grow weary of these sorts of ideas being brought to Alex's attention and being like,

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I fucking agree.

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I fucking love it.

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Totally agree.

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I'm right.

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They're knocking leftists down to whip them up into a frenzy.

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So whenever Trump definitely doesn't steal the election and wins it outright, they'll

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be whipped into an insane frenzy and start the civil war.

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And they knew that all of this.

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They knew all of it.

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They knew they had to do all of this right now because the stars are aligning and there's

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an eclipse on December 14th.

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It's the eclipse.

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They got to do it.

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You know what I grow weary of?

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Anybody who dares take this shit seriously.

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Anybody who has the pretense of like, no, he actually has some really good ideas.

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He's really, he's right about more than he's wrong about.

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Yeah.

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Go fuck yourself.

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Fuck yourself.

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You never listen to this show.

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If you listen to this shit, you'd be like, Oh, God damn it.

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Anybody, anybody.

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I challenge them.

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If they think that Alex is more right than he's wrong.

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No kidding.

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Explain away.

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Tell me, tell me about how eclipses are part of the fucking plan.

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And every civilization's ended because of priests eating people.

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Yeah.

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In only a hundred years.

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Yeah.

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And all of the people are dead.

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To be fair, sometimes it was like a hundred years.

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Okay.

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There's different time frames.

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Sure.

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But it always ends up with a human barbecue.

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Every civilization that's turned its back to Christ, Dan.

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Totally.

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It falls apart.

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Yep.

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So instead of just handing off the baton to Harrison Smith on this episode, Alex has

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a little bit of a fancy maneuver and that is he has Ezra Levant from Rebel Media come

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on to host for a couple of segments and then Harrison takes over.

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Nice.

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So Alex still gets to leave early.

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Nicely done.

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Ezra Levant is coming up very excited.

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I'm going to interview him for a segment that I'm, he's a great talk show host, his own

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right with Rebel Media.

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He's going to take over two segments and then we're going to have Harrison Smith and Owen

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Schroyer hosting from DC.

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Harrison's back in Austin, Texas.

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The interview is not very interesting at all.

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And the only other clip Alex has on this show before he leaves, I think is interesting in

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any way as this.

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But man, I, let me tell you, Trump won on a landslide.

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Everyone I know believes Trump won black, white, Hispanic, old, young.

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I mean, it's like 60% support Trump.

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Everybody knew Trump was working his ass off.

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No one votes for that dead zombie Biden and Kamala that had half a percent support Democrats.

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Everyone hates them.

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That's why the globalist chose them because they're such weak puppets.

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They can control them.

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So I think we have 60%.

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It's just, we have to convince ourselves that we are the majority and start not complying.

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This is in reference to a caller who's like 3% in polls believe Trump won the election.

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Yeah.

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Alex is like, I think we got 60.

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I think it's a hundred percent.

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Yeah.

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Oh Jesus.

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So, um, he talks to Ezra Levant.

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It's un-consequential and then the show wraps up.

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I think what, what frustrates me the most is that the principle reason that Alex and

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the conservatives like Trump is because he's a dick to libs.

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Yeah.

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Lib tears.

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Did it never occur to you that that would motivate libs?

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Right?

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Uh, yeah.

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Like say, say, okay, fine.

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Say that nobody's voting for Biden.

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The principle factor of your guy is making a lot of people hate him.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's motivating.

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And then when you add on like the existential danger that he presents to vulnerable populations,

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you can probably galvanize quite a bit of support that way as well.

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Yeah.

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Uh, yeah.

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It's all just dumb.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, on Friday the convoy arrived in DC and at that point it's really kind of pointless

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to discuss it as it being its own thing anymore.

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Yeah.

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From that point on the caravan just became another group of participants in the larger

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very sad display in DC.

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Here's a little clip of Owen, uh, I guess this is their point now.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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I've been trying out a new chant actually on this road trip.

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You guys want to try this with me?

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I think everybody agrees with this.

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I'm not sure.

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So if you, if you don't agree with this, you can just hang your head.

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Government sucks.

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Government sucks.

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Government sucks.

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Government sucks.

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Government sucks.

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Government sucks.

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Government sucks.

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Government sucks.

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Government sucks.

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Government sucks.

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Government sucks.

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I don't know what they're doing.

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Oh man.

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I don't.

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Oh God.

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Yes.

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We've been wildly obsessed with electoral politics for the last little while and yet

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here we are trying to overturn an election while yelling government sucks.

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I just, I just, you guys don't understand anything.

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Well, I mean, if you want to be anarchist, go for it.

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No, of course.

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But don't do that.

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But they don't want to be anarchists.

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They hate anarchists.

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God.

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I hate these people.

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Yeah.

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A government that is not fully in line with exactly what we want in a way that represses

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the people we don't like sucks.

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That's the real chant.

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Non-nazis suck.

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Yes.

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Non-nazis suck.

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On the one hand, it's only fair that I congratulate Owen for being able to get to DC theoretically

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on time.

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Lost me 50 bucks.

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In hindsight, this was a miscalculation on my part because I thought that they were actually

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planning to do things in the cities that they went to, not just drop in on ongoing rallies

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for about 15 minutes before leaving.

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They were able to achieve their goals on their trip because they had no goals.

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So I guess I just overestimated the project.

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You put together that time schedule where I was like, yeah, I would say two hours is

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about right for a rally.

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You know, you're going to go do some glad-handing.

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Maybe you want to see something in the town too.

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Totally.

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Like it's awesome to go around America.

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Maybe you go like, and I know from the times that I've been on the road, like there's just

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unexpected shit.

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Like you might have to take a shit.

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You might have to pull over at a rest stop for a couple minutes and sometimes you might

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get lost.

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How many times have you been on the road and been like, we're 10 minutes, we're 15 minutes

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off track.

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It's the doubling back.

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Now you've lost half an hour.

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It's the best.

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Yeah.

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It's the best.

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You might even stop and see the world's largest blank.

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It's the best.

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I think that they probably weren't on time for most of it, but they did end up pulling

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it off and the trip ended up.

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So like, congratulations.

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I mean, but they set the bar so low for success.

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I had more ambition for them than they did.

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Of course we did.

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Of course we did.

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That's kind of sad.

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This is why we're here.

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Yeah.

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With that congratulation out of the way, I have to say that this was one of the most

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pathetic, dismal, embarrassing, and childish weekends I've ever seen in this country.

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The prelude of Alex's completely pointless and poorly attended caravan tour is what made

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me pay closer attention, but if not for that aspect, I think I might have given this entire

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million MAGA march nonsense a pass in terms of attention.

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Fuck it.

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The turnout on Saturday was in the tens of thousands, but nowhere near their goal of

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a million people, and well below the 400,000 plus who came to DC for the 2017 Women's March.

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It doesn't even come close to the turnout for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's rally

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to restore sanity and or fear back in 2010.

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There are two pieces of the puzzle here that are important to recognize are both true and

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seem at odds with each other, but are not.

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The first is that this rally was a horrible failure.

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The turnout wasn't even close to what the organizers and propagandists like Alex would

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have wanted, having built this up as their last fight for the country.

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The fact that they did a poorly attended caravan leading up to the march only serves to highlight

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how thin the support for their cause is in other cities around the country, even in the

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more conservative leaning south.

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Their attempt at creating optics of the country speaking out in support of Trump has really

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only proven that their best shot isn't even a fraction of the people who will come out

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to support reproductive rights or civil rights protections.

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There's gonna be excuses for the small turnout, and there'll be pictures that do look like

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million people, but they're far less.

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There have already been a ton of attempts to use pictures from the Women's March or

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the March for Our Lives protests, which have been erroneously claimed to have been from

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this weekend.

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Naturally.

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There have also been edited videos of Trump supporters being attacked, where the context

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of them initiating the violence was left out.

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These will be the attempts to salvage what the Trump scammers can from this utter failure

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of a rally.

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The second piece of the puzzle is that the turnout was still way too high.

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And that's because this rally was explicitly radical.

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This was not a political rally, in the sense that like a march supporting the Second Amendment

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or a march protesting a tax hike might be.

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The only reason this rally was happening is that these people decided to show up to say

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they don't want to follow the rules of the country anymore.

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Whenever there's a new president elected, the side that doesn't win will often hold

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demonstrations, and you're likely to hear people chanting stuff like, not my president,

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and I bet you could find small pockets of people in those protests who insist the election

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itself was invalid and the results aren't real.

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This weekend's rally was an entire rally that just consisted of that small pocket, which

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is now, I guess, the right wing.

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This rally was a collection of really fucked up weirdos.

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Alex Jones had the Proud Boys giving him security, apparently one of whom had a Pinochet did

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nothing wrong shirt on.

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The Oath Keepers may or may not have had men stationed around the city in case shit got

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hot.

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Great.

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Nick Fuentes and his grippers walked around as completely normal participants in the affair.

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QAnon weirdos were all around.

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Naturally.

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This seeming contradiction is the same thing that haunted every stop on the caravan.

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In every city, the turnout they got was minuscule compared to the way they present their audience.

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Every event they held would be considered a flop by anyone who seriously had the self-image

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that they do.

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But they don't mean it when they describe how popular they are.

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It's kind of a joke.

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They know they're lying, just like Alex does when he says there were 400 cars in the caravan.

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That's a lie for the benefit of the listener in the middle of nowhere who thinks they're

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hearing dispatches from the front line, not realizing that they're being deceived to sell

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them pills.

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They don't care that there's no one at the actual rally, because on some level everyone

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at Infos has to know that in a sane world, no one would show up at their rallies.

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Nine people showing up to send them off in Austin is more than they deserve, based on

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their credibility, work ethic, and integrity.

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Indeed.

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This is the same dynamic at the DC rally.

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The turnout is a disaster, if you're looking at it as a sincere attempt at a political

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rally.

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If you're looking at it for what it is, which is a collection of people living in a completely

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fractured reality that's at odds with our reality and sees our reality as hostile, then

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the turnout should be terrifying in a wake-up call.

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Any event that would allow people like Nick Fuentes and Alex Jones to speak on their stages

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is not a political event, and I worry that some people there, or some people who might

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have seen coverage of the rally, they might not understand that dynamic, and how extreme

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the stuff they're seeing actually is.

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I don't know what to think about what the future holds, but I do have a couple of main

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thoughts that came up.

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The first is that Alex's messaging to his audience is completely out of sync with his

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public behavior.

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In this period where he's going to DC and joining in this rally that's trying to reinstall

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Trump as the president of the country, he's simultaneously telling his audience that there's

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no hope and everyone's gonna die, so everyone needs to head to the hills.

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This messaging is discordant, and it kind of gives you the impression that his primary

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focus is attention-seeking behavior and selling survival food buckets.

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The second is that we are about to be entering a period where fantasies and alternative realities

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on the extreme right are going to be coming into large-scale conflict with what I'm going

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to call reality.

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As more and more excuses for why these fantasies aren't coming true become unconvincing, the

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need to escalate will be ever-present.

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Whereas before, in his earlier career, Alex could justify his conspiracies by pointing

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to the Federal Reserve, now in the era of Trump, in order to make anything he's saying

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make sense, he needs to evoke the literal devil, end-times prophecies, outrageously

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complicated and nonsensical conspiracies, and insistences that everyone he doesn't like

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is a pedophile.

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Without strong forces pushing in the opposite direction, this road only leads to deeper

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extremism.

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There's no point where someone like Alex will be like, all right, good job, we achieved

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our goals.

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If he ever reached his impossible-to-attain goal of eliminating all the globalists, I

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would bet everything that I own that he'd magically find a new sect of neo-globalists

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and just knock me down with a feather, they all happen to not be white.

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What I'm saying is, I'm worried.

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Well, I mean, extremism on the right has always been there, obviously, they're the right,

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that's kind of their position.

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But in electoral politics, you used to be able to give them a bone, like, oh, George

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W. Bush lowered the marginal tax rate.

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That's like a little pressure valve.

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We gotta win.

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The president gave us something, we elected him, and we got the win that we were looking

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for.

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Now, all of the wins that they want are either imaginary, and so cannot be achieved, or impossible,

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and so also cannot be achieved, or we'll kill everyone, so hopefully will not be achieved.

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Well, even the imaginary- So there's no pressure valve, you know, other

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than violence, really.

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The imaginary and the impossible ones, the practical real-world versions of them are

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exactly what it would look like if someone were taking authoritarian rule.

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Exactly.

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It would be like the prosecution, targeted prosecution of the leadership of the opposition

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party.

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Totally.

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Yeah, we want Hillary to go to prison.

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That's not going to happen, guys.

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Right, yeah, yeah.

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The real-world version of any kind of thing that would be like, ah, yes, we've gotten

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what we want, would be-

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Public execution, you know?

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So it's like, there's no pressure release valve.

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And if Trump, if the right hadn't have weaponized imagination, then they could have been like,

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oh, well, Trump put up fucking, he dropped environmental protection, so we win.

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But nobody gives a shit about that on the right, they just want fucking murder.

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If Alex wants to try and continue his brain, he should just be focusing on the fact that

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Trump got out of the TPP, or whatever, and stay on that talking point and be like, let's

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build from there.

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But he can't.

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And your messaging on the right was never economic anxiety, it used to come off that

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way, but now it's just full-on racism.

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So you can't even be like, oh, well, we got out of the TPP because of economic anxiety

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or anything like that.

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It's like-

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Well, you might want to tell the Times that.

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Yeah.

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I think that it's really worrisome, just the rally itself in DC was worrying.

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This is an attempt to take over fully the GOP, with these scam artists, these Trump

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scam folk.

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Yep.

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And I think that's probably wise of them, I think it's the only thing they can do.

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It's their best shot now.

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Yeah.

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Although they'll end up in a turf war with QAnon soon enough, and then they'll fracture

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the party and then Democrats will win every election moving forward.

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That's probably our, the most likely outcome of that in the long term is they will eventually

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kill each other.

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They'll destroy themselves from within.

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Or at least diminish their own electoral power.

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Sure, sure, sure.

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But I meant metaphysically, metaphorically, not, you know.

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But that's like the long term.

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The short term is fucked up shit.

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Yes, yes it is.

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It's always fucked up shit.

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Yes it is.

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And it's very scary.

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Fuck.

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Yep.

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Oh, well.

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Anyway.

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Hey!

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Much like everything on Knowledge Fight, this Caravanity project has started fun and

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ended up depressing.

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So great.

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The good news is, though, in South Carolina they did find a homeless man with a computer

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chip in his hand, but they couldn't get footage of it.

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He gave him that Nazi book.

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Exactly, there's the problem.

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That's what happened.

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So I resent this so much.

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They ruin my fun.

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I just-

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Wanna have fun!

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They just don't understand how to do anything.

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Yeah.

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Anything.

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How much fun would it be if one of the videos is just like, Owen being like, alright, we're

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gonna go to this North Carolina, we're gonna go to this Raleigh event, but you know what?

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While we're in town, I'm gonna try and find the best hot dog.

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Totally!

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Something!

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Anything!

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Something!

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Some personality other than we're angry.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Wham!

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We're angry and we're sensitive.

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Yeah.

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That's it.

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Like we're angry and we're like, please don't hit us with milkshakes, god damn it.

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You gotta suck.

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Gotta hit the car wash.

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Yeah, oh man.

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Anyway, thank you all for joining us on this Care of Vanity project.

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Yes, indeed.

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I think that I need a day off, and so I think we will be back at the end of the week.

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Yes.

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I think we'll have an episode on Friday this week.

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I believe so, yeah.

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Because I also just don't think that Alex is gonna be, like, back to putting out some

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content that I can cover in time for Wednesday's episode or anything.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And I don't wanna, look, sorry guys, everybody out there, sorry, I don't wanna cover Alex

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going on Tim Pool.

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Yeah!

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I don't wanna cover.

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I don't respect Tim Pool enough to deconstruct an episode of his squirrely ass.

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Plenty of people told me that Alex was on Tim Pool and I was like, who the fuck is Tim

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Pool and why would I give a shit?

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Yeah.

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He's somewhat relevant to the worlds that we cover, but I just, I find him so insufferable.

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Yeah.

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And also he seems like somebody who might bother me.

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What type of douchebag is he?

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He seems like the kind of guy who might email me.

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Oh, who's gonna try and fuck you.

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If we do an episode about him.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And I just don't even wanna deal with that.

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Okay.

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I don't wanna wake up some day and see a notification to Tim Pool wants to debate or something.

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I just don't wanna do it.

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So yeah, I don't know, I don't think I'm gonna do that.

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But maybe sometime in the future, maybe as sort of a look back thing, but there's no

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immediacy.

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I have no interest in covering it the same way we might cover Rogan.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, we'll be back at the end of the week, but until then we have a website.

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We do have a website, it's knowledgefight.com.

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Yes, we're also on Twitter.

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We are on Twitter.

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It's at Knowledge Underscore Fight and I go do Ben Jordan.

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Yep, we're on Facebook.

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We are on Facebook!

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It's a dollar show, right?

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Revive to use this.

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And if you could, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people

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doing God's work.

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Yep, we'll be back.

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But until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZX Clark, I'm Daryl Rundis.

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I am that trucker who threw a milkshake at the dude in the caravan.

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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.

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Thanks for holding.

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Hello, Alex.

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I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work.

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I love you.