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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.

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Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.

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I love you.

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.

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I'm Jordan!

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We're a couple dudes, like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.

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Indeed we are, Dan. Dan?

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Buh.

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Dan.

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Buh.

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Dan.

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Buh. What's up?

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Is there a hook to this?

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I know a lot about Alex Jones.

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I don't know anything about Alex Jones, and clearly you don't know a lot about bringing the heat.

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I'm emotionally deflated because I opened the door today and Jordan had brought over White Claw Hard Seltzer.

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I, I, you, we did the Hard Seltzer before, I thought it is a wonderful mix of our novelty beverage slash alcoholic beverage desires.

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I don't know dude, this is a dangerous game for Chaboy to be engaged in.

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Is it the most dangerous game?

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It, no, that's Hunting Humans.

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Oh, okay.

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Uh, but it's dangerous, man. The Seltzer game is a, is a real, real dangerous thing for me.

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Yeah, I know, you're a, you're a wine cooler fella from way back.

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From way back.

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From way back.

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Yeah, yeah.

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You could catch me on the streets drinking tequiza, uh, you could catch me out there with the Bartles and James.

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You know I used to fuck with Zima.

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Uh, yeah, you do a little bit of that, uh, Spamani, Martini and Rasti, Rasa, whatever that is, yeah.

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I always thought like, oh what, this whole Smirnoff icing people, that whole phenomenon?

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I'm like, why is this a punishment? I love this delicious elixir.

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That last part's not true.

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No.

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Uh, but yeah, so anyway, here we are, uh, we're doing another episode.

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Wow, wow, coming out the gate.

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Coming out the gate with energy, Dan.

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Uh, you know what, I'm just in a, I'm in a position where I'm still a little bit rough from our long recording last night.

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Right, right, right, right.

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Uh, and long editing session afterwards, and so like, eh, eh, I'm gonna get there, I'm gonna get there.

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Yeah.

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But for now, like immediately-

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You're gonna raise your game as we go along.

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Yeah, im- immediately I've got like a little bit of, I got some rust in the gears.

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Right, when the performance adrenaline starts to kick in, you'll be there.

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Mm-hmm.

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See, that's where I, like, today my brain was fucking murdering me, like I, I am dying on the inside, but during the show, man, I got it.

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Yeah.

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I'm a performer, my friend.

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Huuuuuhhhh.

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I'm a professional, Dan.

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Alright, let's test your professionalism.

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Please don't.

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Um, so today we're gonna be talking a little bit about the April 2nd, 2018 episode of Alex's show, and then we'll have some fun afterwards.

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Okay.

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But-

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I don't like the way you put that.

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Well, the April 1st show, everyone was suspecting, like, there was some talk on, uh, on the Facebook group about, like, what's his April Fools joke gonna be?

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And it turns out, it's, he made a best of episode, and, uh, and played it on, uh, the first.

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Right.

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So, we don't have to talk about that, but-

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That's hilarious.

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But, uh, his, his Monday episode, here on, uh, April 2nd, ends up being, like, really interesting on a couple levels, and then really boring, uh, for the rest of it.

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And I'm gonna start off testing your professionalism with an out of context drop from that episode.

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What, is he a fag?

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Because he knows how to read?

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Oh, boy.

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Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh, Dan!

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Your professionalism out the window.

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Okay, alright.

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Was he being sarcastic or trying to do that as a provocateur-ish kind of thing?

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No no no, it's what he perceived people treating him when he was younger because he was a jock

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and he wasn't supposed to read things.

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So he was sort of saying it in the voice of the people who picked on him, but still.

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Which is really just his own voice yelling into his brain.

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That I understand and recognize.

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So on this episode, Alex does a lot of talking about how cell phones are going to kill you.

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Yep, yep.

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So he is a lot of that.

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He's doing a lot of talking about everything but all of the shit that's coming down on

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him as hard as possible.

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More or less.

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And then he gets into this.

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He starts talking about the Parkland survivors, and David Hogg in particular.

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Of course.

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Because anytime you can yell at a kid, you just gotta do it.

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Now in the past, Alex has had a really awful but sort of defensible position in like, hey

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everyone's saying that I said he was a crisis actor.

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I didn't.

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I just implied it very heavily.

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And agreed with people who did say it.

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Right.

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And so this is where things take a little bit of a turn.

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If somebody says David Hogg is a crisis actor and you're like, yeah totally, that is saying

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that David Hogg is a crisis actor.

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Or I would say like, if I were to say to you, what does a crisis actor mean, and then you

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define the term, and then me take that definition and apply it to someone without ever using

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the word.

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Right.

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I kind of think that you're saying that that's what they are.

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I'm pretty sure that's exactly what you're saying.

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Yeah.

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But this is where on this April 2nd show, things take a little bit of a turn, and Alex's

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narrative pivots a bit about David Hogg, and this is truly disgraceful.

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Okay.

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The video, and I found a bunch of these this weekend, and I saw these last week, we had

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an article about it, headline, David Hogg caught lying about what happened at the shooting.

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And I went and watched them this weekend, not just the little clips, but the longer

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interviews they were part of, and so it's not out of context.

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It's not out of context.

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Where he says, I was at home when the shooting happened, so I got on my bike and rode to

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the school to get as many interviews as I could.

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We'll play it in a moment.

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He does.

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That's a first.

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And then he's in all these other interviews saying, I was at the school, in the class

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when the shooting started, and I was with the teacher, so we heard the shots, we closed

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the door.

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And then other things where he talked about where he was when the shooting started, so

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we got in the closet, and they conduct interviews in the closet.

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And I'm like, there's no way, you're three miles away, and then you're there and there's

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the shooting, so you're in class when the shooting starts, you close the door.

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So this is a real big problem.

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I don't know what's going on.

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Okay, so there's a video that's been making the rounds on the alt-right world and the

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Alex Jones-ian world, particularly on redstate.com, they're breaking this news about an interview

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with David Hogg from CBS, a CBS piece that they put together where he says that he got

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on his bike from his house and went to the school to shoot interviews.

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Now...

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Is this...

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No, no, no.

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That's not possible in any direction.

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There's no way that if the school shooting were happening and he heard about it, then

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it couldn't be happening during the shooting itself.

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There was no...

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Alex...

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I mean, where the...

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Oh, okay.

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Okay.

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I gotta figure that...

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You gotta tell me more about this.

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Okay.

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This is infuriating.

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It's very simple.

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He was talking about the evening.

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He was talking about later.

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Gotcha.

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All right.

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All right.

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Perfect.

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Perfect.

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Alex is pretending that he's talking about like, I was at home and then I went to the

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school.

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He was talking about after he had already gone home after the shooting, he left his

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house at 6 p.m.

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It's very clear.

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The timeline is incredibly consistent throughout all of the interviews that he's given.

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There's an interview here.

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At 6 p.m. after the shooting, I took my camera, got on my bike.

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I rode in basic twilight and I ride my bike three miles down winding sidewalks and find

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my way to the school as I've done in previous years.

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All the way, I was making sure my camera bag didn't rip open because if you zip it a certain

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way, the camera falls out and it would be destroyed.

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I start shooting B-roll and I see Fox News over there.

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I wanted to talk on the news and make sure there was advocacy, especially with so many

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people from the NRA and different gun-toting Americans who watch Fox News.

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I went on the day of the shooting and said, quote, there cannot be another mass shooting.

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And I think that's partially why.

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But also other people started saying that at the same time.

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I'm looking at the school right now.

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You can see bullet holes in the windows.

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It's insane.

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And the fact that there's more bullet holes in those windows than bills that have been

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proposed and passed to save these kids lives is disgusting.

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So good line.

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Right.

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He was at the school when the shooting happened.

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And Alex is taking the CBS thing completely out of context, where he's not saying that

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during the day he got on his bike, it was that evening.

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Right.

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Now, this is a really big problem, because now, if Alex is pushing this narrative, he

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has to think that he is a completely fake and planted and realized, oh, shit, I'm supposed

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to be at work faking being a victim of a crime today.

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Right.

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That's why he got on his bike and went to school.

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And this is a real, real serious problem.

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And if Alex continues down this road, he will be very, very deeply into the crisis actor

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bundle or whatever, interestingly.

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I mean, to what extent does that even fucking matter?

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It doesn't.

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I mean, even if even if this were the case, it's unfortunate.

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Look, even if Alex's narrative and these these fucking all right assholes is one hundred

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percent correct, then the school shooting still fucking happened.

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Well, it's like regardless of people say it didn't.

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Well, see, that's that.

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But that's the larger that's the larger context there is it's unfortunate if he is saying

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that he was there whenever he wasn't.

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But people were there.

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Who gives a shit?

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He's right.

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Hmm.

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Interesting.

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I don't know.

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I don't know how I would address that, but I would say that redstate.com, they retracted

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their story and said, quote, I am sorry for the error and have updated the post accordingly.

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It appears the problem was that CBS included a very confusing quote with our context.

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Hmm.

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Not really.

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You guys just don't care to find the context.

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You just want to act.

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So anyway, that's super fun.

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And here's where Alex goes with it.

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I mean, we had an article, I mentioned it.

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But I'd already been banned off YouTube or videos blocked, misrepresenting what I'd said

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when I just pointed out there was a stand down.

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The students told us that we had on plus local news.

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So they misrepresented what I said and then took the videos down.

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And now I realize why they were so scared.

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They didn't want anybody actually looking at what went on.

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So here's the deal.

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They didn't want you looking at it.

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David Hogg, no care is a public figure now and he's called me cuss word names and a con

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artist and a fraud.

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He's in a man's world.

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I haven't done all that.

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Yes, you have many times.

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And then it came out over the weekend and we have reprinted that article.

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Thanks.

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Paul Joseph Watson found his Reddit and it is David Hogg's Reddit.

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It's not.

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It might be.

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Could be.

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We're talking about how it's good that mosquitoes are killing millions of people because we

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need billions to die for depopulation.

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And see, that's just the perfect globalist leftist religion.

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That's Bill and Melinda Gates.

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That's the UN.

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That's this whole program.

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So he takes this, these two pieces of information that are both either completely misrepresented

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or not true.

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Like the CBS thing with the he drove his bike to the school.

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His inconsistencies in his story is just not true.

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The the the Reddit thing that might be his account, I don't know.

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It's a joke.

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And that's being willfully misrepresented.

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He combines the two of them to be like, of course, he wants depopulation.

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I imagine that these globalists that I'm against, they also want depopulation.

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He's the perfect person for them to have groomed beforehand.

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And it's not good.

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That's it's very bad.

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That's awful.

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That's crisis actory.

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It is.

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That's exactly what he's doing.

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Again, I'm the only person legitimately calling for white genocide.

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Yep.

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He should attack you.

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Yeah, exactly.

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So also on this episode, he gets mad because the pope, there's an article about him that

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said that there wasn't hell, that hell doesn't exist, which you could take from the scriptures.

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If you're going to go with a biblical reading of the scripture, then yes, he is correct.

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So the pope allegedly gave a interview to a guy named Eugenio Scalfari.

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And he said a quote, they are not punished.

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Those who repent obtain God's forgiveness and take their place among the ranks of those

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who contemplate him.

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But those who do not repent and cannot be forgiven disappear.

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A hell doesn't exist.

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The disappearance of sinning souls exists.

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So that's the quote that Alex gets fucking hot and bothered about.

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But I don't think anybody hates the Bible more than Christians.

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But hold on, man.

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The Vatican denies that this interview even took place.

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There's no recording of it.

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The guy is notorious for not taking notes.

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He's a 93-year-old journalist.

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Wait, what?

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He's a 93-year-old dude, and according to the Guardian, this Eugenio Scalfari is, quote,

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said to pride himself on not taking notes or recording high-profile interviews.

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Right, right.

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That's a weird thing to take pride in.

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Yeah.

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So the Vatican says that the...

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He prides himself on no one knowing if anything he says is true.

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Right.

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It's like Michael Wolff or whatever.

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The Vatican said that the comments were, quote, the fruit of Scalfari's reconstruction and

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not a faithful transcription of the Holy Father's words.

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So did he even...

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So that kind of suggests that he did do the interview, though, right?

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Yeah, probably, but they wouldn't want to confirm that or deny it.

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But what they just said was he did do the interview and he's creating that whole cloth.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So the Vatican did confirm that...

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The Vatican plays games, bro.

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All right.

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That's a very good point.

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Yeah.

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That's a very good point.

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But the point is that the Vatican is denying that he said these things and that it's not

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accurate to their beliefs or Pope Francis' beliefs.

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That does not stop Alex from screaming about how he's the devil for about an hour of the

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show.

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That leads him into talking about how the elites...

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Oh, no.

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They love to do DMT and speak to little beings that they find on the other side.

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Now that makes sense.

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Finally, somebody bringing some rationality to this story.

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They do DMT...

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They talk to little beings?

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They talk to...

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They take DMT and ayahuasca and in their hallucinations, they get programming and instructions from

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the other world entities that are running globalism.

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So wait.

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Now the...

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Whoa.

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Yeah.

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This is a new wrinkle for me.

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Somewhat.

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So the globalists aren't even the bad guys?

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No, no.

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It's the little beings that they contact on the other side?

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Yeah.

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They're the ones who are coming up with the sort of game plan of the globalists.

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Well then why hasn't Alex been railing against these guys from the beginning?

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I don't know, man.

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Did he just discover them?

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Well, the issue is like, you're stupid because...

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Well, yes.

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Not you.

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Yeah.

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No, no, no.

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That is true.

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Alex pretends he's super good friends with Joe Rogan and he is literally the biggest

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DMT proponent in pop culture.

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It's good stuff.

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He hosted a documentary about it called The Spirit Molecule.

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All right.

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He's like...

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He's a big advocate of hallucinogens.

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You know who ran the B-roll on that documentary?

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Who's that?

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Tiny little beings from the other world.

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Probably.

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So anyway, Alex says this and it's really funny about DMT stuff.

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People think of an alien invasion as in the third dimension from space.

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There's dimensions below and above us.

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The mathematics show it.

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And whether it's real or not, you have these spirit guides, like Mescalito and all this,

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little goat man, you know, you're taking DMT and a little goat man shows up.

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He's not your buddy, okay?

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And he's got a plan though.

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You're going to be a god as long as you kill everybody.

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Okay, Alex.

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Okay.

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It's...

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I do like...

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Wait.

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The sentence, whether it's real or not, you do have spirit guides.

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Right.

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I don't know what that even means.

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Well, it's that the mathematics proves it.

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Whether you believe it or not, whether it's real or not, I don't know what you're saying.

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But I do love the sentence, if the little goat man comes up to you, he is not your friend.

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I do like that.

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Okay.

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Okay, Alex.

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Cool.

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I mean, he's a pan?

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Is that what's going on here?

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Yeah, yeah.

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It's like a satyr.

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He's a satyr.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Mr. Tumnus type.

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What's your favorite lower dimension?

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I like...

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I don't know, man.

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All right.

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You got to work on your two-band game.

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I don't...

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I can't think...

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Oh, Kenny Rogers in the first edition.

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Wait.

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That's not a dimension.

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That's not really a dimension.

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I mean, as I started saying the name of the band, I thought it was going to end in dimension,

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but it's an edition.

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Look, man, I'm rough.

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I'm rough today.

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All right, all right, all right.

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Right.

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Anyway.

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Give me a higher dimension.

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Give me a higher dimension.

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There you go.

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Now we're in it.

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So that's it for the second.

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It's a pretty boring show otherwise, except for the warnings about goat men, Alex lying

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about the Pope and Alex launching off on what will become a potentially slanderous narrative

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about David Hogg.

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Yeah.

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Because if he goes too far down that road, it will turn into like you're committing libel.

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Right.

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We'll see.

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He's already being sued for that as well, right?

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Yeah.

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I think he's being sued by another guy too now.

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Yeah.

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Ooh.

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Man.

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Give us a call, dude.

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Donald Hogg?

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Oh, you...

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No, no, no, no.

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I think I read something about him.

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He was one of the guys from something or whatever.

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I saw an article about the guy who Alex mischaracterized as the shooter.

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Yes.

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And Daniel's article that was on Infowars is suing Alex, but I don't think that that's

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going to work.

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I think it's absolutely...

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It will if you take the stand, Dan.

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No, because I wouldn't testify against him because that's not a crime.

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We got to subpoena you.

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He just did bad reporting.

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The press is protected assuming they're using good faith.

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Which he's not, ever.

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But you can't prove that.

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I think we can.

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That wouldn't fly in court.

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The ability to say, oh, he intentionally did bad work or whatever.

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It's the same thing.

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It's the reason why slander laws are very difficult.

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It's very difficult to prove intent in terms of slander because you want to err on the

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side of, oh, someone made an honest mistake and we don't want to punish them for it.

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Alex uses and abuses that leeway over and over again, and this will be another case

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of that.

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This case will be thrown out.

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Right.

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I don't know.

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I think if you can establish a pattern of behavior, then I think you can generally prove

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intent in this circumstance.

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Maybe.

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It would be difficult.

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Now, the problem I think there is that you can't prove intent against this guy.

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You can prove his intent to deceive, you can prove his intent to distract.

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I don't think you can prove that he even gives a shit about this dude.

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It would be tough to prove malice directed at a guy he's never met.

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Yeah.

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Who knows?

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Anyway, Jordan, now to the fun.

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Okay, good.

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We have been promising for a bit now that right around the corner, we're going to get

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to the matchups in the drop bracket.

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Any moment now.

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And I realized, I think I was telling you about this.

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One of the jokes and the reasons, like one of the parts of the bit of my old brackets

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that I did was I intentionally didn't do them in March because I thought it was really stupid

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how so many fucking blogs will do their own.

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Always have a March Madness kind of thing.

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Right.

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And I was lashing out by doing them in August or whatever because bracketing is fun and

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it doesn't have to be in March.

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No, no, no.

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You can do it any old time.

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So when we started in March, I was like, I got to push this off into April.

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So now we're in April.

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Sure, sure.

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Say that.

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Right.

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That's my excuse.

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So now we're in April.

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So far, the matchups that we have seen have been from the guest division.

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We have Steve Pachanik giving Alex Jones a manners lesson.

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Soundly defeating Hamamoto.

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Yep.

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So that moves on to the next round.

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Yes.

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And then also we had Alex, it's time to pray versus Alex saying he has to leave a rally

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to go pray.

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Yeah.

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It's time to pray won that one, right?

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Yeah.

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But it was a lot closer than we expected.

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It was a lot closer.

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There was a lot of love for the guy in the back of that rally screaming, oh, yeah, that

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is a great one.

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Yeah.

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That's a good point.

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So people showed up for that.

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But yes, it's time to pray has made it onto the next round.

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And I should say that we are doing this and we will only be going over the first round

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today, but I am ready.

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The entire first round?

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Yes.

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All four brackets?

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Yep.

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All right.

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Here we go.

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And I am ready to reveal all of the entrants.

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Okay.

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Now I will say ahead of time in the course of this podcast that we've done in the last

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year and a half or so, uh, we've listened to a lot of clips and some things, some from

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the lower dimension and some from the higher.

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Absolutely.

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We've talked to goat people.

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Yeah.

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Uh, you know what?

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They actually were, they were very kind, very polite, wonderful people, very polite.

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They had some bad ideas admittedly, but that doesn't mean that you're not a friendly character.

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Right.

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I think if I did DMT and I met a goat guy and he was like, you got to kill people.

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I'd be like, I'm going to the hospital.

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I am like, there's something wrong with my subconscious.

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Clearly.

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I'm not going to listen to a hallucination that's telling me to kill people.

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That's kind of a hacky, you know, how, how big, how big do you think is a little goat

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person?

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I would have to assume the standard goat person size would be somewhere near six foot.

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So a little goat person would be four, four and a half.

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Mr. Tumnus was probably what?

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Like five, six.

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How dare you?

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He was six foot.

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He was not six foot.

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It's tough to judge.

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Lucy and Edward were children.

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Tiny.

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Right.

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And he wasn't that much taller.

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Well, that's true.

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But I think he had a hunch because he was a fucking goat guy.

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Well, it's not like he could, he can't stand, well, I think you have to count that in.

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I don't think, I don't think you can, look, if you can, if you have a reversible knees,

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I don't think reversible knees, that's the, that's the medical term for it.

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Flamingo knee.

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Yeah.

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That's what the doctors call it.

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Right.

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Um, yeah, let's say five.

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Let's say five?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Little goat guy, four.

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I would say, I would say little goat guy to me, uh, two feet, almost, almost pocket

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sized.

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That's tiny goat guy.

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Yeah.

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I'm thinking like the little goat guy on your shoulder who tells you to kill people.

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I think Alex would have specified on that if that was the case.

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Right.

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Um, so let's get back on fucking track here, bro.

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I'm sorry.

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You're the one who wanted to do a short episode.

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I can't stop thinking about a two foot tall goat guy and how I think he would be cute

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and I would like to keep him in a little bag like a, like a Paris Hilton dog.

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Especially if it spoke English.

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Oh yeah, absolutely.

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There'd be a large qualification I'd have for my goat friend.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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So Jordan.

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Constantly going to, going to parties like, you guys, you guys want to talk to my little

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girlfriend?

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Uh, number one seed.

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Yes.

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Pechenic manners lesson has moved on to the next round, but now it is time for us to close

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out the guest division and reveal what the other entries were.

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All right.

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So the number three seed going up against number two seed, the number three seed in

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the guest division is Roger Stone interviewing Rick Derringer's wife.

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Jenda, welcome to info Wars.

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Thank you very much.

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We are so happy to have you here in the studio.

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So tell us your take on the real American.

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You've got to be very, very proud.

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Well, um, it sounded too eighties to me.

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So I told Rick and from then on he said it's two eighties and then I came up with the idea

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of having space Odyssey.

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Yup.

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So yup.

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There we go.

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Some might think this is a controversial choice to be in the number three seed, but let me

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explain why the selection committee put it in there.

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I would, I would give that a two.

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Here's why it's three.

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You'll, you'll, you'll, you'll see, you'll see the two after the number two is very deserving

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of that.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Even it's possible.

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It should be in the number one spot.

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Sure.

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Yeah.

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In the preseason or whatever.

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The number three seed, Steve or Roger Stone interviewing, uh, Rick Derringer's wife is,

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is deserving of the number three seed for two reasons.

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One it's absurd.

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Yes.

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Second, cause it.

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Cause she claims to come up with a, the most important part of that song.

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Well, and it's like, it's two eighties, let's add an eighties part.

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Yeah.

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But the reason is because that episode that where Roger interviews Rick Derringer and

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his wife is the episode where Jerome Corsi was supposed to reveal all of the stuff that

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he had learned that would have gotten him killed.

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Oh yeah, that's right.

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So on the day he's supposed to make that reveal, Alex doesn't show up for work.

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Roger Stone shows up half an hour late and then interviews Rick Derringer's wife.

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So just for context, that is.

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That's a solid one.

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That is gorgeous.

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Yeah.

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Unfortunately it's going up against an incredibly strong competitor.

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Uh, it's someone we know it's someone we've spoken to.

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It is Larry.

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Oh, it's Larry Nix.

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Y'all may not know it, but back when Hillary was first lady, she would go home the weekends

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to California, but London, Budworth, Thomas, and some of the others lady did design a women

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and they were, they went to a church for witches, witches, witches, do you want your president

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and that lady that was trying to run from the Senate and sometimes she'd gone to some

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place where they did, which Hillary went to a church and worship, witches, witches.

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Also honor, honorary men.

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It's the three witches that gets me Linda, Linda Bloodworth, Thomas, which Hillary Clinton,

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Delta birth, which is three witches of designing women.

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Yeah.

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Um, honorable mention also to Larry Nichols.

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That's actually what the movie Hocus Pocus was based off of.

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They had the song Hocus Pocus by focus.

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Exactly.

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Um, honorable mention to Larry Nichols.

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I wish there was room for all of his stupid comments, but uh, when he's like, uh, president

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Obama is about as ready to leave office as I am ready to be a duck.

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I ate a duck.

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I would almost throw in our interview where he says, now listen, there's hard rice in

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this soft rice.

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I felt like our own stuff and project Camelot stuff didn't.

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Yeah.

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You can't, you can't toss that in there.

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No.

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So we got Larry Nichols going up against Roger Stone featuring Rick Derringer's wife rounding

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out the four seeds of the guest division.

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Very exciting stuff.

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I'm going to tell you something, uh, the, the natural lime.

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Good stuff.

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Good stuff.

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Good stuff.

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I'll get there in a moment.

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I'm all about it.

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So, um, the praying clips that Alex has done, yes.

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Those come from the religious division, right?

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There's four seeds in the religious division and uh, it's time to pray has already moved

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on the one seed.

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Um, and uh, here are the other entries from that.

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Now you know, we have Alex in two clips saying it's time to pray.

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I got to leave this fucking place to pray.

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And so it might surprise you that, uh, the, um, the number three seed, I got my, you got

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your eyes a little crossed, got my seeds wrong.

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Um, so the number three seed, Alex Jones reveals that he in fact does not pray every day.

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I pray many times a week, I wouldn't say every day, but four or five times a week.

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And it seems to help me great, strong, strong review of prayer.

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It seems to help me.

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Now the selection committee believed that that was an Amazon review.

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Yeah, I think three stars, four out of five stars, four or five stars a week.

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The um, uh, that deserved a place according to the selection committee because of how

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a contradictory it is to all the other prayer clips.

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Um, but that will be going up against the number two seed.

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Also is it like, does he think he's still bragging about doing it four or five times

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a week?

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I think he is.

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I think he is still like, Hey, listen, I don't do it every day.

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I still do it four or five times, which is better than you asshole.

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You know how easy it is to pray?

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I just did it.

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No, no.

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Yeah.

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So I can't anymore.

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My, uh, my little goat friend says, Oh no, I know.

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It's rough.

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How big is that goat?

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It's about two feet.

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Okay.

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Tiny little goat boy.

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Like a little Jim Brewer.

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Like a little Jim Brewer.

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So that will be going now a little Jim Brewer.

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Definitely not your friend.

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No, no, no, no.

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And has bad plans for you.

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Um, so that would be going up against this, the number two seed.

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I can't help it.

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I had a headache.

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I was upset until I called the pop devil worshiper and now I feel better.

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No, that one, that one's number one seed.

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I'm, I'm picking that one to go to the semis.

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That's not better than it's time.

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Oh, that's so good though.

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I didn't.

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Oh, that's true.

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That's true.

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So crazy.

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Red alert.

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Red alert.

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Come on.

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The, I, I, I didn't feel better until I called the Pope a devil worshiper is a great line.

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I had a headache and then I called the Pope the devil worshiper and uh, that suggests

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that calling the Pope a devil worshiper can heal you much like Jesus.

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Yeah.

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It's therapeutic.

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Yeah.

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In some way.

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Uh, I don't know.

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I don't know.

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We'll see.

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We'll see what people think.

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Uh, I think that, uh, that's a pretty even ad.

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No.

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Who are we kidding?

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Absolutely.

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That's going to beat the number three seed.

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Oh, for sure.

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So I'm telling you, I'm picking that one to go far.

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All right.

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We'll see.

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We'll see how the people vote.

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Uh, so in the next, uh, in the next, uh, division that we've got, we've got two more divisions

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because this is a 16 seed bracket, right?

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So now we've met all of the guests clips and all of the religious clips and that brings

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us to the next division, Alex swearing.

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Okay.

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So in this, uh, first matchup from the Alex swearing division, the one versus the four,

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this is the four seed, uh, where he talks about piss.

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You're a big old bucket of rotten milk.

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Somebody pissed down.

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Excuse me.

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You'll notice.

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Excuse me.

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We're going to get four straight.

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Excuse me.

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Aren't we?

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You will notice.

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We're going to get a lot of excuses.

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I think all of these do end in him saying, excuse me.

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So that should, this should be literally no surprise to anybody.

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It's going up against number one seed.

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Fill your hand.

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Adam Schiff.

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I'm not against gay people.

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Okay.

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I love them.

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They're great folks.

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But Schiff looks like the art type archetypal cocksucker with those little deer in the headlight

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eyes and all his stuff.

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And there's something about this fairy hopping around, bossing everybody around, trying to

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intimidate people like me and you.

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I want to tell Congressman Schiff and all the rest of them, Hey, listen, asshole, quit

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saying Roger and I, and I don't mean, I never used cussing in 22 years, but the gloves are

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off.

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Listen, you son of a bitch.

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What the fuck's your problem?

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You want to sit here and say that I'm a goddamn fucking Russian.

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You get in my face with that.

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I'll beat your goddamn ass.

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You son of a bitch.

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We had a piece of shit fucking goddamn fucker.

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Listen, fuckhead, you have fucking crossed the line.

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Get that through your goddamn fucking head.

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Stop pushing your shit.

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You're the people that have fucked this country over and gang raped the shit out of it and

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lost an election.

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So stop shooting your mouth off claiming I'm the enemy.

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You got that?

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You goddamn son of a bitch to fill your hand.

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I'm sorry.

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You start calling me a foreign agent.

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Those are fucking fighting words.

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Excuse me.

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Yeah.

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Excuse me.

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Love it.

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Got to end with the excuse me.

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I mean that from the first moment we heard it, it's like that is poetry.

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Yeah.

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To me.

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You goddamn fucker.

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You son of a bitch.

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You son of a bitch.

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You piece of shit calling me a Russian.

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Fill your hand.

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You goddamn fuck head.

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I mean, it taught us fucking.

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That's not what you fucking say to me.

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It brought, fill your hand into our lives.

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Fill your hand has changed our lives.

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There's so much going on there and the, I mean, it's over a minute of him screaming

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obscenity at Adam Schiff.

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It's it's tough.

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Poorly, poorly, very poorly.

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Really bad.

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He's really bad at swearing.

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It's tough, man.

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It's tough for anything to be a number one seed when that is in the consideration when

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that's in the game in the swearing section.

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Like I don't know what you're going to do.

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The number two seed I think might have a chance.

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You know what?

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I'm going to, I'm not going to lie.

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I think that one, I don't think that one is going to go that far.

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Oh, we'll see.

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I don't, I don't think that one's going to go that far.

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I do not think it's going to get beat by your bucket of rotten piss.

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No, absolutely.

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Whatever.

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Um, so that's a, the first matchup.

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That's the number one versus the number four seed.

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And that brings us to the number two versus number three seed.

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Uh, here's the number three seed.

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Who's banned?

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Conservatives are banned, bitches!

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That's not the best, but it's fun because of the bitches.

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You know, like, cause it doesn't feel like Alex.

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You're like, conservatives are banned, bitch!

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That's not, that's not how I think of him.

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It's almost, it's almost the opposite of the way that you would say that.

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Like that seems to me like something I would say when conservatives, I'd be like, conservatives

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are banned, bitches!

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Like that kind of a thing.

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Right, right.

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I don't know.

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That's going up against number two seed in the swearing division.

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And I think that this has a chance to unseat, uh, Fill Your Hand, Adam Schiff.

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But that is because this, this is profound.

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And this is of course, uh, from a very drunk special report that Alex did.

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Screw America!

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Globalism!

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No American flags!

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America first is banned!

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Oh, by the way, we try to save America!

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Okay!

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God, this guy wants to hurt America!

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I mean, what a load of shit!

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I mean, I've never heard such shit in my fucking life, okay?

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This cocksucker gets wound up with his shit to go in here and spew this fucking filth

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at us, where all we're trying to do is have a fucking life, you piece of shit!

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Fuck you!

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Goddamn piece of shit!

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God, I've never seen you fucking rise.

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Excuse me.

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Yeah.

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Excuse me.

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See, now, the reason that I think that that has the potential to eclipse the Fill Your

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Hand clip is because, like, there is so much more real anger there, I think.

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Yeah.

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Now, I think he was-

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Well, and he was doing his Dianne Feinstein impression, right?

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That's what he was doing there?

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Yes, absolutely.

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We got, we got an impression, and that's big.

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No, I think it was Cuomo.

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Was it, was it Cuomo?

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Cuomo from CNN.

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I'm halfway thinking it was Bernie, I guess.

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Hey, Woody, I got my ghoul, hey!

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No, I, I was like, did his Bernie turn into an Italian, uh, mafia, Don?

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What's going on here?

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I'm not sure what to tell you, but I will say, uh, I think, I think the, like, I don't

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think what we, especially, I mean, from the time that we've been doing it, we don't have

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any other clips of Alex just directly saying, fuck you!

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Yeah.

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And that's pretty wild.

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Yeah.

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Because that's direct and, you know, whereas, oh, man, I mean, that's some, that's some,

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that's some championship swearing right there.

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It's, it's, yeah, and at the same time, it's amazing how bad he is at it, like, fucking

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piece of shit!

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Fuck you!

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You're the drunk guy at a bar that makes you feel, I swear so much, but if I was at a bar

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with a guy swearing like that, I'd be like, ugh, come on, man, grow up.

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Yeah.

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Like, that's the immediate reaction I have to that, is like, uh, what are, what are you

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doing?

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Are you a child?

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Are you a child?

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More or less, I mean, that's what we're ending up, uh, sort of coming to the conclusion.

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Oh, yeah, that's true.

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I mean, once we finish this podcast and we decide to move on to something else, the conclusion

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we're going to end up to is Alex is in a tragic state of delayed adolescence.

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Yeah.

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Like, that's what's going on.

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Permanent adolescence.

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His, his behavior is that of a child, it's a petulant little child, that's why he doesn't

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understand anything.

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He's Lenny!

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That's why he doesn't understand anything he reads.

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Yeah, we've got to fucking tell him about the rabbits.

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Oh, man.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Oh, that'd be brutal.

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Uh, thankfully he can't read that book, so he doesn't get the reference, otherwise he'd

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be really mad at us.

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So Jordan, that brings us to our last division, Four Seeds.

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In this last division, it was incredibly difficult to figure out, uh, how this should be laid

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out.

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And so I decided, uh...

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Yeah, what's, are, are you going to do a potpourri?

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It is.

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It is a miscellaneous section because, uh, I, there was a, there were some other thoughts

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I had, but like legitimately the idea of the amount of work it would take to do a 32C bracket,

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it's just beyond what I have bandwidth for at this point.

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So here we are, we have these four seeds in the miscellaneous section and we will start

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with the number four versus the number one seed.

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Here is the number four seed in the miscellaneous section.

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I got me a rock and roll band.

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It's free for all.

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I got me a radio show, TV show with 20 million listeners and viewers a week.

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It's a free for all.

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Yeah.

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Got me a rock and roll band.

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I see now that I, I don't know how to seed the miscellaneous, but I'm, I'm interested

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to see how you seeded it because that to me is gold, my friend.

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It's gold.

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I got me a rock and roll band.

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It's gold as a drop.

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I tried to weigh the like drop versus like weird clip.

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It's difficult and that is sort of standing in place with a lot of the other times he

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sang.

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I think that's the best example of him singing something because it's, it's immediately unclear

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that he's trying to sing a Ted Nugent song, but then the, is that how Ted Nugent sounds?

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I don't think it is.

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No, it is not.

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He sounds a lot worse.

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Oh, did you, let me ask you a question, Dan.

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Did you bring back, uh, do you bring back our Ludacris?

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No, no, I should have.

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I feel like that one's in there.

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We got a whole YouTube video out of that.

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I know, but it's too...

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One of our amazing listeners, uh, spliced it in.

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It's too regular.

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He says it all the time to that, that did, that did think about that, but he doesn't

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do that.

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He doesn't sing free for all all the time.

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No, that's true.

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He does yell, what about them TV's bitch, tell me that.

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That could have gone in the cursing section.

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Yeah, but the, the, the rhythm of it, the rhythm of it was perfect.

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Yeah.

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You think that's not how I feel?

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You think I don't have that belief?

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If I, if I had this all to do over, I probably would have an entire section of singing.

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Yeah.

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Oh yeah, that would be, that would be a delight.

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Yeah.

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Also, uh, well pointed out in the chat room, uh, the, uh, also the strong embellishment

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of his listener numbers.

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20 million a week!

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It's a free for all!

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It's a free for all!

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Shut up.

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So anyway, this next, the number one seed is actually two clips.

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I would, I would also have said, uh, if you had more time, I would have gone with an impression

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bracket.

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Yeah.

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But it would all be Bernie.

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Um, I feel like that's actually grandfathered in, uh, to the, in the same way that a lot

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of the stuff in the, uh, like go home and tell your mother you're brilliant clips.

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I feel like that's, uh, been, uh, elevated past.

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Yeah.

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And I want to address some backlash that is going to obviously come.

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I took stuff out of context for, uh, like, uh, the, uh, Jar Jar Binks thing in the, uh,

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the policy wonk drop, what he's actually saying isn't that funny.

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Like it's just commenting on the character of Jar Jar Binks.

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Yeah.

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It's just funny as an out of context drop.

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Exactly.

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But we, who is going to be giving you backlash?

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I just imagine backlash.

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Where are these backlashes coming from?

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I know that there's fans of the Jar Jar Binks drop.

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It's a fantastic drop.

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And then also what makes it fun is the way I cut it together to make it sound like he's

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saying that Jar Jar Binks is a loser little titty baby.

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But that comes from a time he was yelling about Colin Kaepernick.

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Right.

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So it's the two of them together spliced together are funny, but the actual things they come

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from aren't that good.

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I don't think anybody who takes that, uh, our, our, uh, technocrats, uh, drop as a,

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well, see, they take them out of context isn't sick.

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Well, I'm just saying the bracketeering is serious business and people, people are bracketeering

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is serious.

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People are very, you know, they have their favorites and I understand and I respect that,

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but there's reasons.

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Uh, so here's the number one seed and it's two clips that are very similar and I couldn't

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decide which was representative.

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So you're tossing them both in there.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So these are, well, you'll see why.

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Okay.

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The bat at the end really seals the deal.

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So there's that.

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And then here is the second part of the, uh, uh, cause I, cause he's doing the liberal

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stuff there, but there's a different flavor of it too.

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And I think it's, I think the number one seed is all of it.

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Yeah.

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Just, just, ah, ah, I want to be with you liberal, liberal, uh, come on, ah, ah, liberal.

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So that's the flip side of the liberal point where he's like, eh, eh, eh, like Smeagol

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or some shit.

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Uh, but then also it's important.

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We just, we just have, we're also going to add a, uh, Alex Jones makes throat noises

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bracket.

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Sure.

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Sure.

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Uh, it's also, it's important to remember to the, like that click you heard at the beginning,

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there is him opening a switch blade.

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So that, that should, uh, that should, uh, weigh into your vote.

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That's a solid number one seed.

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So yeah, number one seed act liberal versus number four seed.

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It's a free for all.

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It's a free for all.

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Number two and three seed, and this was difficult, uh, a little difficult because the parameters

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of the, uh, the miscellaneous division is it's wide open.

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It can be anything.

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Right.

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It's not just religious things or swearing or guest appearances.

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You are setting this up hard.

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Uh, but I'm trying to get myself out of it in case it's bad.

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Uh, here's number three, uh, Alex Jones talking, uh, making a startling confession about his

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sexuality.

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I'm going to be honest.

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I'm actually gay and I'm, I'm, I'm dating a man named Rachel Maddow.

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This is never going to end this.

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Oh my gosh.

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They're going to take that out of context and loop it.

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So that clip belongs in there partially because of the end.

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I'm going to, I'm going to actually go with the, the, that clip is never going to end

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fake laugh where or that this, this joke is never going to end fake laugh because that's

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almost a cry for help there.

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She's like, for real, this joke is never going to end.

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Alex, please.

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Well, yeah.

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And that's another instance of, uh, I don't remember that girl's name.

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It's Julia something, uh, Urbanski or something like that.

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She's that anarcho capitalist that was on, uh, I believe he was also hitting on her as

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well.

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Yeah.

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It's tough to look at things without that prism.

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It's very flirty.

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I think he actually lets her host, uh, for a good couple of segments on that show as

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well, much like he did with Katie Hopkins.

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Yes.

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Uh, so that's the number three seed and here we go to the number two seed and this probably

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is in the number two seed because it's just gross.

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And I think it's something that doesn't, uh, I think if we talked about this, I'm not sure

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if we did, but if we did, it doesn't get enough attention.

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Porn, take porn, please.

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I can't even watch it anymore.

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And I'm not going to sit up with our audience and be fake and say, I've never seen porn.

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I literally, you know what I like?

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Oh, that's right.

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I like typing in pinup girls from the fifties and I'll just sit there for like an hour on

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my computer looking at women as pinup girls or like, like a waitress in a, you know, in

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a cute skirt and cute outfit, like a woman, cute and happy.

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So that's a, that's the number two, because I felt like there needed to be a representation

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of Alex being gross, being real gross.

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That is so gross.

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I like to sit in for an hour and look at pinup girls like multiple or just, just the one

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probably, probably multiple.

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I assume he likes a selection.

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You think he has a calendar?

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He has to, he has to have one of those calendars.

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I mean, he sold a calendar that had like pinup shots of Leanne McAdoo on it back in the day.

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That's weird.

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Yeah.

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There's like, you can find a like a swimsuit pictures of her on the internet because of

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that.

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It kind of takes away from some of her journalistic credibility.

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I don't know.

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Maybe it does.

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Maybe it doesn't.

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You know, I don't know.

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I'm not judging her for it.

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That's also a really good.

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I don't know.

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Yeah.

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That's a tough question to ask, especially about somebody who has no journalistic credibility

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via their own journal.

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I think that's the bigger issue is that you started at zero and it's not really affecting

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it either way.

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Yeah, no, that's a good point.

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Yeah.

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So those are the seeds folks.

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Uh, the, the, um, voting will be up on our Facebook page.

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Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant.

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And that will be up on a Wednesday when this episode drops.

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What do you think?

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Uh, what would you pick as your winner?

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Uh, boy, I tell you what, it's tough.

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I don't know how things are going to break, but I mean, because he, no, I mean your personal,

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like, I'm not asking you to predict.

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I'm asking you, Dan, if you were going to vote for the ultimate winner, what are you

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choosing?

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What's your, what's your kind of a flavor of Alex Jones clip?

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I don't know if I want to bias people with it, but I think it's, uh, to me, uh, the,

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I can pick, I can tell you what I think is going to, should win out of each division.

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Let's say, all right.

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I think I'm going to, don't say should, what you want or believe should win.

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My prediction for the final four is the, uh, Alex screaming, fuck you, uh, the number two,

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your hand.

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No, the number two.

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So I think it's going to pull an upset possibly act liberal, I think is gotta, gotta give

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me act liberal.

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And then in the religious division, uh, probably the Pope is a devil worshiper.

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I love the Pope is a devil worshiper.

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It's a really strong, uh, it's short, it's compact and it gets to the point.

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It's a great bit.

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If something can beat, it's time to pray.

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I think that is the, the one that's possible.

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And then from the guest division, I mean, I'm biased cause we talked to him, but I got

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to go with Larry Nichols.

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You gotta go with CB Larry Nicks.

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I just think that he's so crazy that he's dead yet.

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No, he's alive.

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Yeah.

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Right. Cause he's not actually sick.

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No.

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Yeah.

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Well I think he is sick.

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It's just like, it's not, it's not cancer.

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That's what, that's my understanding.

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I think someone was saying that he has like emphysema or something like that.

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Oh, well that sucks.

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Yeah.

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It does suck.

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But uh, I don't know.

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I don't know the reality of it and I don't really particularly care, but I have a soft

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spot for Larry Nichols and if Hamamoto's gone, he's up there as my favorite crazy.

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Although it's going to be tough against Steve Puchenik if it makes it to the next round,

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Steve Puchenik's manners lesson versus Larry Nichols.

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I don't know how that's going to break.

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Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant.

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That's not from that clip.

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I know.

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I thought you were going to ask me how I'm doing.

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Is that clip?

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Um, so I don't know.

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What about you?

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What are your, what are your, what are your picks, man?

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I, I, I'm actually, uh, I'm partial to any impression that he does, so that's, that's

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automatically kind of a, something that I, I like.

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I don't think it's going to make the Italian person.

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I don't think it's going to make it.

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But the only reason, the only reason I'm partially his impressions is because there's nothing

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I love more than making fun of his impressions and calling them something else.

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I don't know.

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I don't know how I can enjoy that.

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So that's, that's your pick?

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Yeah.

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Um, I kind of wish little goat man was in there now.

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That was outside of the timeframe.

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Yeah.

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That was, that was rough.

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Um, I'm going to go with the act liberal act liberal.

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I'm going to go with that as the, as the ultimate winner.

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I'm liberal.

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Yeah.

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It's tough.

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I mean, it's a really perfect encapsulation of what Alex is about.

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So those are, those are the seeds, my friends, these, uh, the get to vote and, uh, hope everyone

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is not too furious about some things that didn't make the cut.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Much like the, uh, much like the NCA bracket, there is always going to be somebody you feel

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was snubbed.

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Right.

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There's always going to be somebody you feel who is more deserving.

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We respect that Dan chose all of them.

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So send him your emails, knowledge, fight at gmail.com.

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It wasn't me.

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It was the selection committee.

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Yep.

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Sure.

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Sure.

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Um, boy, this has been a short one.

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This has been a short one.

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It's it's been hard to get a flavor for who, uh, who should, uh, take the honors.

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Rick Derringer.

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I don't know.

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Why not?

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Well, he listened to his wife.

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You got to give him credit for that.

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Rick Derringer's wife.

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There you go.

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All right.

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Rick Derringer's wife.

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Go fuck yourself.

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Andy in Kansas.

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Thanks for listening.

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Hello, Alex.

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I'm a first time caller.

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I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work.

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I love you.