Transcript/122 LIVE: March 1-2, 2012

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Are you ready for the challenge?

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YEAH!

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Give it up for Dave and Courtney!

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YEAH!

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Thank you so much!

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I love your work.

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Hey everybody, welcome to the challenge!

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Uh oh.

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Red spots! Red spots!

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There we go.

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Alright, this is where the problems eclipse.

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Uh, this!

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Uh, guys, I guess we're standing in front of this mic right now.

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I guess that's what we're doing.

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This is my guest, uh, why don't we, uh,

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sit around, drink Donaldson up,

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just to talk a little bit about Alex Jones!

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That's right! Damn, is there a hook to this fucking show?

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There is, there is.

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We need to get this, oh, there we go.

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Alright, alright, okay, alright.

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Uh, the hook is that I know a lot about Alex Jones.

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And I don't know a goddamn thing about Alex Jones.

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Hey, uh, who here is a policy walker?

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Who here has no idea what this fucking show is going to be?

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They heard Alex Jones.

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Come on, you can clap if you don't know what's going to happen.

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Just that guy? Alright, alright.

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I would posit that I don't know what's going to happen.

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No, I'm pretty sure we're pretty much lost on this one.

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Generally, to give you guys a little bit of sense,

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in case you haven't watched any of our shows that we do on video,

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we record this podcast in my bedroom, uh,

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and I have a desk in there, and it's where I smoke cigarettes maniacally,

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and drink Monster Energy drinks,

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and research weird shit about right-wing propaganda.

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Jordan is nice enough to come over every now and again,

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and I sit in front of my computer and play clips for him.

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It's exactly as weird as you think it is.

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Uh, but tonight we're doing it a little bit differently here at the Playground Theater.

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Big round of applause for David up in the booth.

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Absolutely!

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He will be playing clips for us as we go along.

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It's going to be an interesting thing.

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He will be the source of many tech issues, as opposed to the two of us, so it's good.

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And we've forgiven it in advance and appreciated himself.

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And also, I'm terrified right now.

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No, I'm going to let that sit.

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I'm going to let that sit wide open.

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I'm so worried about how you are going to take some of the information you're about to learn.

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Great, great, great, great.

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It's a good thing I'm allowed to walk on this show,

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and I don't have to wear headphones.

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I can scream over there.

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Ahh!

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As I walk to you and leave, you can just close it out.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Just as long as we don't do any more Joe Arpaio shit all over the booth.

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Bad news!

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No!

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Joe Arpaio is in the mix.

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God damn it, Dan!

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But we're not going to be talking about Joe Arpaio.

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So today, Jordan, you have no idea what we're going to be covering.

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No fucking clue.

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It's been incredibly difficult not to tell you.

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For the last week since we found out that we were going to be doing this show live,

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I have been trying to find an episode that would work,

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that would be really fun, that we could all have a good time with.

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I went back to every April fool's day.

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Yes.

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I listened to every Alex Jones birthday show.

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Maybe he wrote it on his birthday.

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Right, right, right.

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Exactly.

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Or super esoteric.

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Every time he ages another year, he's like,

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man, I don't know if the universe is real.

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He turned 40 a couple years ago,

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and I thought, this is going to be a death of weirdness.

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He just had Dr. Group on, and they talked about it.

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It was weird.

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For those of you who don't know, Dr. Group is Alex Jones' chiropractor friend,

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who he pretends is a doctor.

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So, Jordan, today what we're going to be going over is March 1st and 2nd of 2012.

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St. Patrick's Day?

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Nope.

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Do you know what happened March 1st of 2012?

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Of course I don't.

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Does anybody have any idea?

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Oh, shit, we need to do fucking crowd work during the podcast,

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so that's good shit.

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That's terrible crowd work.

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Okay, that's a good point, that's a good point.

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Yeah, 3-1-12, we could forget.

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3-1-12!

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It's like 3-11, but one higher.

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No, nope, I'm out, I'm out.

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I'm also out.

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Well, let's find out what happened on March 1st.

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Here, play clip number one.

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It is in Julius Caesar's life that we gain the term,

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Beware the Ides of March, and it was William Shakespeare

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that inculcated that into his famous play, Julius Caesar.

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Beware the Ides of March.

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Andrew Breitbart is dead.

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Yes!

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Yes!

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Yes!

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He was very close to writing down the Obama administration with Acorn,

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and was effectively endangering a second term.

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He announced, of course, that he was going to die in February.

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Just last month, that he would soon release footage of Obama in college,

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damning footage, and that he would vet him,

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and expose him as a confirmed Marxist in college.

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So, um, that's what happened.

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That's what happened.

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Breitbart died.

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Andrew Breitbart.

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This is the episode where Breitbart dies.

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What do you know about Andrew Breitbart that is passing?

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Well, he's a hero.

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Sure.

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What?

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Sure.

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Okay.

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In hindsight, kind of.

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You're going to need to explain that a little bit.

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Well, I think he was always super anti-Trump,

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and if he hadn't have died, there's no chance that Breitbart would have been in favor of

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Trump running for president.

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Like, there's a weird thing that happened after he died,

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that Breitbart became, like, a very different website than it was before.

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I mean, it was terrible before, don't get me wrong.

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I'm not in favor of it, but it was not the same thing that it was.

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I don't know anything about Breitbart.

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I've never, I've never...

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I'm dangerously close to calling them a reasonable.

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Why would I go to Breitbart?

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Like, pre or post ban?

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I don't know.

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It's from Steve Bannon that we get the phrase,

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beware the eyes of March.

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That's true.

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That's a fact.

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So in that clip, you heard Alex Jones is very clearly trying to put some of the blame for

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Breitbart's death on Barack Obama.

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Yes.

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Barack killed him.

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I know the implication that he's right.

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You really don't know anything about Breitbart's death?

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No.

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Get this, I know everything about Breitbart's death.

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In my story, I read a 23 page article.

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And also, you know, you could have just read the note that said,

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call Larry Nicholas.

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So on February 29th, Andrew Breitbart went out for dinner.

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Yeah.

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By the way, leak year, interesting, not that interesting.

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By the way, by the way, he said he's wondering, there's no hard end of this podcast.

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This could go for three hours.

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If you don't want to be here at one and a half, good on you.

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So on February 29th, Breitbart went out for dinner.

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He had some wine in a restaurant called Breadwood, right?

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Of course.

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He's hanging out there, gets in some conversations with some people there.

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And about 11, 30 or so in the evening, he decides to leave.

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And on his walk home, he falls over and dies on a sidewalk.

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Naturally.

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There was a witness and the witness said that he was walking alone

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and that there was nothing weird about it.

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Someone else called paramedics, they came, they showed up.

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So Seth Rich killed him.

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Oh, totally.

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Yeah.

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It's an ouroboros of Democrat murders.

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So the witness who saw him collapse said that his face was like really bright red.

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Which has led a bunch of people to suspect that it was arsenic poisoning.

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Okay.

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We'll get back to that in a minute.

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The results of the autopsy went away.

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It was polonium poisoning.

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So the paramedics show up and they take him to Ronald Reagan Hospital, ironic.

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But it didn't help at all.

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And Edgar Breitbart was pronounced dead at 1219 a.m. the next morning.

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Okay.

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A lot of conspiracy theories have gone around about it, saying that it was murder.

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Alex Jones's version is the dirt worst because he involves ray guns and what have you.

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Ray guns?

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His leaf will get into its own.

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Ray-Marty killed my ray guns.

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It's possible.

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Or he was killed because he was developing ray guns.

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So here, I'll just lay it out for you.

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Ray-Marty had a fucking heart attack.

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He's fairly clear.

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Yeah.

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On March 1st of 2012, L.A. investigator Mario Sands, by phone, interviewed Breitbart's wife.

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She related that approximately one year earlier, Andrew Breitbart was admitted to Ronald Reagan Hospital,

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where he had come into the ER and he complained that he had shortness of breath and he was diagnosed with congestive heart failure.

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He was held for a few days and then went home.

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Two weeks prior to his death, he had a terrible flu and he had complained to his wife that he was under a lot of stress.

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Does all of that kind of make sense?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I smell toast.

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Um, George, what do you think about the idea of a heart that weighs 729 grams?

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How does that, how does that reach you?

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Wasn't that a good spread for me?

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Yeah, well, no, that was a few less grams.

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About 729 grams.

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What about 9 grams, though?

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It was 21 grams.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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That's good.

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21 grams is a normal heart and then you multiply it by, wait, wait.

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They will spit food and you're like, I don't know, something like that.

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Yeah, that's 729 grams.

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Drags.

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I'm not doing fucking good for him.

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The average human heart weighs 250 to 350 grams.

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That's a big heart.

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Andrew Breitbart's heart, when he died, weighs...

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Use the Grinch.

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Use the Grinch.

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Use the Grinch.

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His heart grew 100% better.

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Also, they found that he had 60% narrowing of a major coronary vessel and heart failure cells in his lungs.

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Wait, you can have heart failure cells?

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Like cells that are just like, nah.

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Let me be clear.

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I'm not a doctor.

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I read the autopsy and it said heart failure cells in quotes.

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I'm like, I don't know how to teach that.

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Quotes?

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Well, but it's in the document.

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Heart caves.

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I also thought that the autopsy was a little petty.

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No, that was an autopsy being petty.

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Because I have two quotes from it that I found to be a little bit.

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All right, all right, all right.

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The first was...

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This guy's a dick.

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He was a large and overweight male.

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Touchable.

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All right, don't that shit.

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All right, here we go.

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The other one was, the testes are in the scrotum and are unremarkable.

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Heart failure cells, average-sized balls.

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What are you going to say?

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All I ask is the doctor, what have they got?

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I'm like, please just say it.

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Great balls.

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Great balls.

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They're worth the test, right?

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I was texting with the doctor about that,

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and I thought they were shooting me.

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And he's like, well, it's worse if they all report it.

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No, I get that.

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No, it's easy.

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The doctor probably isn't fun.

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So anyway, also, there's a full toxicology report.

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There's no signs of arsenic.

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There's nothing.

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They did a full screen of his hair, his blood, everything.

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It was just...

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Hair?

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Unremarkable.

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Hair?

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Or I can't weave?

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That's me talking.

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All right, all right, all right, all right.

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Also, his father-in-law, the prominent actor

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and conservative activist Orson Bean.

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I didn't know that.

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That's weird, Mr. Bean.

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No, not well, technically.

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It's actually Orson Welles' plain Mr. Bean.

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It's perfect.

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The two of them narrowed it together.

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With their cold, sad eyes.

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He reported after he died that his son

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had a lot of history of heart problems.

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Right, so right where I'm talking about heart attacks.

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Also, I looked into his autobiography.

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He wrote a book called Righteous Indignation.

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That is great.

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And here's a nice quote from it.

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I thought I could drink when I came to Tulane.

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I had some hard and fast rules to prevent becoming an alcoholic,

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such as don't drink during sunlight hours.

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What?

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By the end of my time at Tulane,

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I was going to bed so early in the morning,

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waiting out so early in the afternoon,

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that this rule was almost impossible to break.

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To finish the quote,

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thank God I wasn't developing a drinking problem.

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And my bubbles are a number of hearts.

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It's a weird thing to put in his own autobiography.

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In his autobiography, he also mentions

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growing into his returning brother, Hollywood,

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made an image of him as he got older.

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The image was of a hard-working,

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cocaine-fueled man with a thousand lovers.

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Also, on the day of his death,

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March 1, 2012,

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Anthony Kumina got on his radio show and said,

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I would have drinking with him and oh boy,

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he could party.

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He likes to stay awake.

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That's all I'll say.

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Andrew Breitbart died of a heart attack

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and a shit-ton of cocaine.

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A shit-ton of cocaine.

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How do you end up with cocaine when you die?

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You have to metabolize this very fact.

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Other friends insist that it's possible

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that he was taking a ton of Adderall.

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That is possible.

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It can precipitate heart attacks in the same way

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when you have an underlying condition.

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That's entirely possible.

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One of Breitbart's friends had this to say.

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He hung out with him towards the end of his life.

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He said,

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The last few times we hung out,

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he was running a million miles an hour.

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His whole disposition had really changed.

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He was charged up and angry and relentless.

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He was missing his shoelaces.

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And his hair was on the last.

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We're missing shoelaces.

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We'll find out.

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Someone wanted to trade me shoelaces with them.

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We're missing shoelaces.

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He spent the night lecturing me

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and going off on these endless tangents.

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It was like he'd become another person.

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Yeah, he was like,

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Where did my shoelaces go?

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My friend that I knew

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was never concerned about shoelaces.

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This guy was a totally different guy.

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So all this is to say

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that Adderall was a loser.

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He liked to partake in cocaine

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and had a heart attack

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that was really bad a year before he died.

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Had a 60% narrowing

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of one of the main arteries

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to his heart.

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His heart was twice the size it should have been

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when it died.

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And all of these facts lead you to include his arsenic.

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It's gotta be something fishy.

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Let's get to clip two.

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Rod Mark was going after them.

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And he is, of course,

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dead now.

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And the media shanks.

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Well, also good.

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The LA Times.

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It's natural. Natural causes.

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But he had a few heart issues

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and was walking along and

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fell down into the hospital in death.

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And we're going to tell you in just a few hours into it

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no autopsy, no nothing.

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He died. Natural causes.

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Anyway, so...

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That's fun.

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What?

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Why is there such a huge

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butt coming?

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Well, they did the autopsy the day he came

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into the hospital and died.

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No, the autopsy hasn't happened.

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Let's tell you this. Pause.

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I mean, this is one of those things where

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people like Alex Jones would know

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you've got to make hay while the sun shines.

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He knows the autopsy is going to come out eventually.

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And when it does

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come out, all of his hair is flossing.

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So he's got to play them hard

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as fast as he can.

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And so in that clip there, he's saying that the media

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the media

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they rushed out and they say

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it was natural causes. What do you think about that?

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You think about that?

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It's probably natural causes.

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I'd like to tell you what the L.A.

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chief coroner and investigator

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Craig Harvey said.

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Unremarkable balls.

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It's a weird open wire

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to a press conference.

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It's so weird that so many people

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said that.

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It's crazy.

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Everyone just said, balls?

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Fine.

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So he explained

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that the determination of natural causes

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is quote, nearly a

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non forensic evaluation of a

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person's death. Meaning that the body

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has nothing externally visible that would

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lead them to believe that the death was

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caused by blunt force trauma,

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a stab wound or so on.

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That's what preliminary

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natural causes means.

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Natural causes means there's no holes in

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his body. Now I'm obsessive

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so I decided to find the

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L.A. Times article that Alex Jones

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was talking about. Of course. Of course.

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It turns out that the L.A. Times

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article, I will quote you from it,

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says, Andrew passed

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away unexpectedly from natural causes

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shortly after midnight this morning

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in Los Angeles.

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Breakbotmart.com says.

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So

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I went to take

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Breakbotmart.com. Yeah.

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And Alex was like, no, no, no, no.

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Fuck that. I bet it's Jesus.

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I searched far and wide

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and beat every single thing

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that says natural causes links

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back to Breakbot's announcement.

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Breakbot.com

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is the beginning of the natural

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causes. Control opposition.

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Now, granted, this is one of the times,

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a few times, that Breakbot's got the story right.

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But unfortunately

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Alex Jones is blaming the L.A. Times

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for this.

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How do you feel right now?

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Um, ooh,

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man, it's tough that we can't smoke in here.

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Yeah, I know.

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That's sort of

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one of our go-tos.

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Okay, so in Breakbot.com

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it says that you died of natural causes.

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Which they did.

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And then Alex is referencing the L.A. Times story

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that says, Breakbot.com

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said that you died of natural causes.

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Uh-huh.

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What possible thing could

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Alex have to say?

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Breakbot has been infiltrated.

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Okay.

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Now you're teasing that Breakbot has infiltrated.

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Okay.

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It looks like my who?

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Would you like to go to the next clip or would you like to hear a commercial?

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I want to hear a commercial.

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Alright, let's go to the first commercial.

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That's what it sounds like

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when a burglar kicks in the door

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of a dark house that looks like

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no one is home.

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Your home is a mixed target.

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Make it look like someone is home watching television

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with fake TV.

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What?

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What?

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Fake TV?

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Fake TV.

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What about this real TV?

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Who knows?

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Too much energy going into it.

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Plug another thing in.

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Do you know where you can light your cones?

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Fake TVs.

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Fake TVs.

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I think my neighbor has a fake TV.

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I did not know that was a real thing

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until I was listening to this episode.

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Oh.

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It's like mattresses.

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If you're looking for a mattress you see them fucking everywhere.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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I'm always looking for fake TV sound.

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So in this next clip

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Alex Jones

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is trying to talk about

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how everything is fake in the world.

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He's talking about

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I believe he's talking specifically about the 7

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7 bombers in London.

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But then something really fun happens.

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And let's just enjoy it.

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So a good three.

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Air Marshals, I give you a real bomb.

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Especially if you're a muscle.

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Don't ever do that.

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If you've got muscle air marshals on.

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Put you on the plane, blow it up.

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And then just take you off the

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roster that you've ever been on the plane

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and they'll just have some cut out

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with a fake muscle and put it on the nose.

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I mean that's how they do it.

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We know the 7 7 guys.

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Man, I've got some cracker jacks out there that are going to break.

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I've got one of those little...

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Laughter

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Laughter

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Laughter

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We got all that happening.

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Laughter

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All the gutterly jacks.

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We got all these headlines.

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We got all these headlines.

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We got some scratchy cracker jacks in this clip.

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Laughter

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And somebody in the video too is in the...

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Laughter

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Laughter

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We got a bottle of water.

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We got all these headlines going on.

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Honestly, that's my favorite Alex Jones.

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I thought it was us over there, Alex Jones.

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No, it's the real Alex Jones.

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It's a very specific Alex Jones, but I love it.

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I love it.

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It's the first time we've heard of him, I believe.

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So in this next clip...

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I want you to explain the research that you've done on cracker jacks in the film.

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Ladies and gentlemen, 17,325 people were killed every year by cracker jacks.

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Bullish.

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Is that true?

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Laughter

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That's probably how much research you do.

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At this point, everybody here is like,

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Yeah, they probably did a lot of work to figure that out.

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I would say that I'm not in the business of doing the necessary PSAs.

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I love cracker jacks.

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Although, seriously, true.

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Laughter

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So in this next clip, Alex does one of the things that he does the best.

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And that is trying to turn the story into something kind of about himself.

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So let's hear clip number four.

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Okay, I haven't even scratched the surface, but I'm going to get into the Andrew Reichmark situation on the other side.

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And it's funny, I never thought to get him on the show, and we were lining him up for the show about three weeks ago.

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And it was going to happen.

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And he's dead.

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So that link, I guess, won't happen.

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Laughter

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I guess it won't happen.

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I guess it won't happen.

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First of all, no fucking way.

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Because Reichmark's acorn videos of James O'Keefe, all that nonsense, came out in like 2009.

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It's been three years since then.

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He's had every opportunity to break up.

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And Reichmark would go anywhere.

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They couldn't get the scheduling right.

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They couldn't get the scheduling right.

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Love you.

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I just love the, I guess.

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I guess.

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I guess we're not going to do it now.

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Well, we're going to have David Bowie on here.

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Oh.

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David Jones.

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That's right.

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I heard David Bowie got David Jones.

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Hope my dad never does.

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Hope my dad never does.

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That's a nonsense riff.

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Couple people don't understand.

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So in this next clip,

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Alex Jones gives the best evidence that he has

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that Andrew Reichmark was murdered.

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Exactly.

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Alright.

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What is it?

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I don't want to hear this.

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Let's go.

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Let's go.

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If I'm found hanging in a shed, folks,

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and the handwriting doesn't even look like me.

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Let's do a heart attack.

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Doesn't even look like my handwriting for heaven's sake.

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I want multiple autopsies.

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I want multiple autopsies.

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I want multiple autopsies.

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I want multiple autopsies.

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There's not a big history of heartsets in my family.

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No, no, no.

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Very long, very long, very long.

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The women are dealing with

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a hundred and three, hundred and five.

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Get it straight.

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Get it straight.

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Nothing's happening to me, okay?

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Okay.

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I want an investigation.

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I want an investigation.

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Okay.

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I want a coroner to pronounce me dead,

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take me apart,

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sew me back together.

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I want another coroner to set me back up.

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I want him to do it again.

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I want multiple autopsies.

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I just want a fucking parade of autopsies.

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I want people to do

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so many autopsies that by the end of it,

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it means nothing.

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I want to have an open casket theater

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where everybody walking by does an autopsy

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on me as they go around.

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So this clip is the first time

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that Alex Jones is really indicating

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that I think he's sad that he didn't

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get killed.

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I really think

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that, like,

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I mean, Brightmore died of a heart attack

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because he was a heart boozer.

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He took cocaine and, you know,

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because he did all the stuff

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he did all the stuff to get out of a heart attack.

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In Alex's mind, he was killed for being

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too right.

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And Alex is super jealous about that.

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He is like, I wish someone

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would fucking try and kill me.

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And that's going to keep

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going throughout this episode.

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But, Jordan, I want to talk to you about

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Gary Webb and the BC Madam.

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What do you know about these fellas?

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Finally.

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I remember the BC Madam, she had a book.

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The book was a big deal.

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No, she didn't have a book.

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I thought she had a book.

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Was that a house of cards?

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I don't know.

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You're blurring fiction and reality.

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I've been listening to too much Alex Jones with you.

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So this is about

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Debra Jean Palfrey.

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You aware of this lady?

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Uh, no.

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She was a high powered madam in BC.

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And allegedly she had on her phone

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number list

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from all the people that she had sent.

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That's like a book.

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Yeah, it's kind of like a book.

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She had a bunch of really powerful people

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in there. Powerful people would

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kill her to shut her up and what have you.

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Didn't they?

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She hung herself.

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It was due to suicide.

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The neighbors were pretty close after she was convicted of racketeering

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using the mail for illegal purposes

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and money laundering.

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Using the mail for illegal purposes.

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Yeah, she sent a lot of letters.

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She sent a lot of letters.

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She was a spammer.

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She was a spammer.

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She was a joke banger.

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She used to ban the postal service.

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Okay.

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That's the purpose.

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I gotcha, I gotcha.

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I thought it could also just be a

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generalized the mail.

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Like in Alex Jones' world that's just

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the mail.

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My friend, she committed mail fraud and money laundering

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and they didn't even give her any

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money.

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They didn't even press that charge.

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Do you mean she pretended to be a man?

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Right.

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So she was facing

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five to six years

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as a sentence, realistically.

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But the maximum sentence she could have gotten was

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much higher.

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She was only going to do a nickel?

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She was arrested previously

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in 1990 for pimping, pandering, and extortion.

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And instead of going to prison,

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she...

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That's a great thing.

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It has a ring to it.

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When you're getting a ring, they're going to be like

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alright, we got pimping,

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pandering, extortion.

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That sounds good. I like it.

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That's what I want to be brought up on.

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Yeah, absolutely. I was trying to figure out a way to make a

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rap lyric where I

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rap abortion with extortion.

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That was going to be rough.

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I was out saying I'm against abortion

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this girl got pinged for extortion.

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No, that's not going to go well.

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No, you should accept the kidding.

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So instead of going

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to prison, she fled to Montana

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and tried to get to Canada.

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But unfortunately, there's a border there.

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She was arrested and ended up spending

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18 months in prison.

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Later,

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in 2007 or so, she gets

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caught up in... What was the larger

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sentence? Was it for the pimping,

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the pandering, or the extortion?

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Gotta imagine extortion is the more important thing.

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I don't know. I feel like pandering is a really bad

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drug. If that's the case, the entire Chicago

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comedy scene is about to go down.

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Yay!

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Yay!

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We're all doing six months!

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Myself included

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because I said that.

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So

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around 2007 or so, she gets

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caught up in another case.

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She got another case!

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And in the middle of it, one of her employees, a lady

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by the name of Brandy Britton,

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hung up.

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She hung herself in 2007 in the middle

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of this investigation into their operation.

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In response, Deborah

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Palfrey, the DC madman, said

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quote, I guess

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I'm made of something that Brandy Britton

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wasn't made of. Which is

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a shitty quote.

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Especially considering that later

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she hanged herself. Yup.

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Oh boy. When she

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made this quote, when she said this, it was before

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she was convicted. That was April 15th.

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It was also before she hung herself. Yeah.

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So there's an article in Time Magazine

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from May 1st, 2008

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about her. It says, quote,

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She wasn't going to jail. She told

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me that very clearly. She told

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me she would commit suicide, author

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Dan Moldea told Time

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soon after news broke of her body

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being found in Tarpon Springs, Florida.

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Palfrey contacted

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Moldea last year to provide

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her help writing a book. Quote,

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She had done Time once before for prostitution,

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Moldea recalls, and it damn

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near killed her. She said

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there was enormous stress that made her

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sick. She couldn't take it, and she was

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not going to let that happen to her

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again. The last time

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he saw Palfrey in person was less than

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a week before her conviction for prostitution

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charges on April 15th. A friend

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I met with, Jean, and we had Sushi

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near the courtroom, he said. She was

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upbeat and hopeful. She made the

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she felt the prosecution had not made

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the case, and she was going to walk.

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She was hopeful to the end. But

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when the jury came in with her conviction

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she reportedly was taken aback.

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When I heard that, I knew

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for her it was over. There was

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no question in my mind that she took her own life.

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So Alex Jones had her

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on, um

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a couple times, during

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trial, and he kept asking

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her, like badgering her. Wait, the DC

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man went on Infowars? Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah. I did not know that.

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And he kept badgering her, like, are you

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going to kill yourself?

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No way. Yeah, yeah. Which he does to

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people a lot.

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It's rude, for sure.

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Yeah, it is. Andy in Kansas

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heard you were going to kill yourself.

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I love you, but don't kill yourself.

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Why are you? Why are you? Do it on there.

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Do it on there. This is great radio.

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You are going to kill yourself.

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Big deal out of it.

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Um, he always

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misrepresents the quote that she said

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on the show, and so does

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everyone else. Every conspiracy

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who talks about this quote, the appearance

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that she had on the Alex Jones' show,

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and they say, I will never

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kill myself. And that's

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not what she said. He kept

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asking her, and she kept saying,

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I'm not planning on killing

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myself. Which is very different

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because that was before

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she got charged with possibly 55

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years in prison. That's a

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long time in prison. And planning.

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That's like all for pandering? No,

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this is, oh, this is a different day.

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This is straight up Constitution

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and the money

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longer in June. So G,

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straight up Microsoft.

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That stuff is a lot of

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nonsense. So Alex using that as an

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example is crazy.

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And then we got Gary Webb. Who's Gary Webb?

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You remember Gary Webb? I haven't heard your name.

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Take a look at Gary Webb. Personally.

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That's awesome.

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Gary Webb was the guy who wrote the

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book Dark Alliance.

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He was the guy who came out with

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the series. It sounds like a great fantasy novel.

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I bet that's amazing.

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So it's a book about

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trolls

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that work with

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the Contras in Nicaragua.

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Who are towards dark

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elves.

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Time turns into a fantasy novel.

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Don't be a troll.

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I love it.

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He wrote

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a book about how the CIA

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was working with the Contras in Nicaragua

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to create

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the crack and cocaine

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that happened in L.A.

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and

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he was found dead

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with two gunshots in the head

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and that was the end of suicide.

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What do you think about that?

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How do you

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kill yourself with two gunshots?

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Let's be clear. Before you ask that

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question, I would like to give you a chance to

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refract it.

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I feel like you

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feel very

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emasculated.

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You feel like my balls are

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very unremarkable right now.

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Contrary to popular belief, suicide by

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multiple gunshot wounds is pretty common.

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That means

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in like 3-5% of

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the people who shoot themselves.

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That's not very common.

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That's more common than you expect.

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Is it like

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rigor mortis where you

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die but you also squeeze the trigger

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still? Or is it like

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Fuck! Oh god dammit

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I don't know.

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It turns out if you don't pierce the

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cerebrum then you'd probably

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assault that motor function for a while

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and be able to do something else.

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Which I would say is your first

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thing to do. Do it again.

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Let's try this again.

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For anybody who's

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at all confused about the idea of

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surviving a head shot, just think

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Abraham Lincoln. He got

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shot point blank in the head and didn't die

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until like 9 hours later. Yeah but that

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was when guns were like

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like you

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would shoot a gun and it was like

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you spent an hour trying to load it

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and you were an actor.

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So you only ever shot

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like a pretend gun. So you

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pointed at his head and he said Abraham Lincoln

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his head is 8 feet long.

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So when you're trying to shoot this 8 foot

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long headed man and he's

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fucking top hat you don't even remember

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the head begins or ends.

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Jordan you have a lot of fun here.

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Am I?

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Am I?

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Am I having fun?

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History

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reflects that Sheldon Lincoln's head is being

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pretty good.

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Like you made a way to move points.

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So you're saying the autopsy

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ran a pretty good head shot.

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Not a bad one.

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And the taxis are

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remarkable.

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Too tall.

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So Gary Webb

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did write this book

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Carp Alliance in a series of articles

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and paper about the CIA

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running cocaine and crack

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and trying to create this thing

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where you destroy Los Angeles

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or whatever.

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It's a real

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Mark Richard shit. That happened

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8 years before

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he committed suicide.

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So the idea of it being retribution

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is a little cold.

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You know the idea of it being like

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eight years and then

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mysteriously shooting twice in the head

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it seems like literally

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the worst plan. Do you agree with

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the perfect murder? Possibly.

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It took a long time to plan but he nailed it.

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Also his ex-wife Sue Webb

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discounted theories of his murder

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on Tuesdays. Well of course she did.

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She's the one who did.

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She said that the 49 year old Webb

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had been distraught for some time over his

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inability to get a job at another major

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newspaper because he had to come out with

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scoops. Wow. It was notoriously very

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difficult to work with. Right.

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The way he was acting it would be hard for me to

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believe it was anything but suicide.

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That'll say it's his wife.

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She said that before he died Webb

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wrote and mailed notes to family members

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and placed his baby shoes in his mother's

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shed. Just very sweet.

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I don't have baby shoes.

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If I could make a suicide

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my mom would have no shoes in the shed.

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I'm not sure she has a shed.

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Or shoes.

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She teaches at the shed.

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I can report confidently

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my mom has a shed.

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The shortest status story in history

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is an advertisement

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that says baby shoes,

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shed, James Webb

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killed himself.

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That's the one, right?

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So it gets more damning

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in terms of the idea that he was murdered.

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Webb had paid for his own

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cremation earlier in the year.

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Didn't he?

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Well that's, I mean

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you just gotta, you just want to make sure

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that you're prepared. Anatize.

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Get out of the way. Some people buy

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life insurance, some people buy for me.

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Burn me.

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Burn me.

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So also he had named his wife

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a couple months ago

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before he died.

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He had named her to be sold by a fishery.

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That's just buying an Amazon gift card

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paying for your own cremation

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and things.

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You just want to make sure that you're prepared

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whenever you need it. You can give it to anybody.

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He sold his house last week

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because he could no longer afford the mortgage

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and he was upset that his motorcycle

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had been sucked.

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I spent all that money on that cremation!

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That was just bad planning!

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He said, I'm holding up a dog.

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He also took out a mortgage

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to pay for his cremation. It's terrible.

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He also had apparently laid out

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his driver's license in front of him

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for taking his father's 38 caliber pistol

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which he kept in his nightstand

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shooting him in the head. It's all in the head.

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Coroner Robert Lyons said his office had been

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swamped with coals.

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It's unusual in a suicide case to have two shots, he said.

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But it's been done and passed

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and it's in fact a distinct possibility.

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And again, let's remember Abraham Lincoln

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for a while.

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Yes, let's remember him.

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On this President's Day, let's remember him.

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Also, dude,

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if you want to get into

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the scholastic

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journalistic career of

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Gary Webb,

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he's been sued so

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many times.

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No, for misreporting those moments.

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The Cleveland

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plane dealer that he worked with at the time,

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the paper had to settle two

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lawsuits. One of them had to

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list a $13.6 billion

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libel award to a sports

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promoter who Mr. Webb wrote had

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paid himself money from an auto race

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that should have gone to charities in the city.

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He just had stories that

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weren't really, didn't really

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get to the bottom of stuff. He just

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got an idea and kind of ran with it.

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He got sued a lot.

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And

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his editor had this to say,

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The zeal that helped make Gary a

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relentless reporter was coupled with an inability

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to question himself, to entertain

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the notion that he might have erred.

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His other editor,

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his first editor, Scott Urvold, said this,

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Gary Webb was a journalist

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of outsize town. Few

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reporters I've known could match his nose

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for an investigative story. When he was

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engaged, he made them all up.

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Some of them.

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When he was engaged, he worked hard. He wrote well.

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But Webb had one huge blindside.

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He was fundamentally a man of passion, not

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of fairness. When facts didn't

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fit his theory, he tended to shove them to the

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sidelines. And this comes down

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to, like, he was

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right, big picture, about

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the CIA and the drug

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riot and stuff like that. But his

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reporting was so terrible that it invalidates

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everything he wrote.

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All the stuff that we've learned about the CIA

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and the mantras and stuff like that,

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all of that came out after

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and it's probably thanks to him

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that it's not based on the

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articles he wrote, because they have been

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thoroughly discredited.

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And for that reason, there's

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no reason anyone would

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need to murder him eight

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years after he's published all of

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this stuff. It makes no sense.

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So Alex Jones' conception of Andrew

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Breitbart's murder is like, hey,

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they did it to the DC Mound. They did it to

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Gary Webb. Clearly

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both of these are suicides. They're just real

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weird. And they're being lied

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about. Dan, I want to believe.

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Who are you, Fox Mulder?

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No, okay, so let's entertain this possibility.

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Alright. Gary Webb.

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Are you going to be the crackerjack in my family?

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I'm just saying. Gary Webb

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shot two times in the head.

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I assume the temple-wise?

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Yeah, I would assume. Like, in the

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like, do we know? Yeah, it was in the head.

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Alright, okay.

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I just jacked. Bang bang!

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Alright, so he shot two

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times in the head. Obviously this is murder.

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Now, the DC Mound.

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Is this around the same time? Like, what

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timeline are we talking about here? The DC

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Mound was in like

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2007. No, what was that?

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Yeah, it was like 2007.

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So it was about a year before Alex Jones

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is live right now.

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Okay, alright. Wait, I thought

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we were in 2012.

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Yeah, you're right. 2008

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was when Andrew Breitbart did something

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of importance. Right. And the DC

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Mound killed himself. Right. So we're

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several years after that. Holy shit. Why are you

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trying to establish a timeline? I'm just

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saying that if we're going to work this out

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my first thought is Alex Jones

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is serial killing all of these people.

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He's

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going from one to the

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next to make his narratives

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work. Gary Webb, two shots in the

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head. What do we know about Alex Jones?

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He always does it twice.

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He does

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review himself a lot.

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That's true. Exactly.

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So let's move on. Let's get through some of this.

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The next clip.

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Guys, Alex Jones is going to

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quote someone that I've met in my life.

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I don't remember if you have or not,

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but he's a dickhole.

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Here's clip six.

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I get death threats all the time. You know, man

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cow. Eric Muller sent me.

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You're next buddy.

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Yeah, well that's not funny

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man cow.

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He's pretty freaked out.

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You know,

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straight guy.

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We were just calling, you know, the way it was going to happen.

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And now, he's

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dead.

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Oh, okay.

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Um.

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I want to get

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that's not funny man cow tattoo

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going on.

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It's not something he's

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unused to hearing.

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Yeah.

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So man cow.

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What do you mean you couldn't get on man cow?

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We could both get on man cow tomorrow.

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I don't know about tomorrow, but you're funny.

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He and I could not get along.

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That's true.

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I think he would not let me back on.

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He's a pile of shit.

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Uh.

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Is he still in Chicago?

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Yeah, he's got him.

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He's an opera cast member at the same place

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I don't think anymore though.

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That's cute and terrible.

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I hope he fucking

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kills himself. I don't care.

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I like DC Madams himself.

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Wait, everyone's got a drink. Jordan just wished death on someone.

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Hahahaha.

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We got another video game.

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So

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in this next clip, I have

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a bunch of research

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that I'm going to just

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entirely ignore because I've been talking

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way too much. I like that the

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situation keeps me from putting the mic down.

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I just have to leave.

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Jordan, walk it off!

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Alright, that's it.

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Alright, so let's get into this next clip.

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Number seven.

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That's like Princess Diana.

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Hahahaha.

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Her diary Anna Zinnia

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that was compensated by Scotland Yard.

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This is all in the mainstream news.

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Mainstream! Years ago.

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Years after the first call came out,

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told her butler and everybody.

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Her butler's wondering, I'm gonna whistle.

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Her assistant knows what a butler is.

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Hahahaha.

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She told him, she shot a video

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with a professional line and everything

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saying Prince Charles told me,

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you and I marry this guy.

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I will die in a safe auto accident.

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Because Charles obviously talked to his intel people.

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That's how they liked her.

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I told him he had a specific thing to say.

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He said, drug you, put you in a vehicle,

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smash a truck into it, and then

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that happened until you killed him away at the hospital.

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Control the car,

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wait until you're going fast, steer you into a pylon.

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That's gone on for decades.

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That's got to be classified.

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Well, she's classified.

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She told her the kid was too tough.

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They drove a truck into him.

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This has all been leaked as well.

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It's called overkill.

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A big bolt

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didn't break his neck.

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Didn't break his neck.

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He's as strong as a horse.

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Well, that's what they do.

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They slam a truck into him.

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I'm digressing.

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You are.

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I'm getting my seatbelt.

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I'm not there much.

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You are.

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I'm okay. I've been killed.

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Why the ambulance

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takes an hour to get there?

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She's fighting my witnesses.

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They went and killed her

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in the back of that car.

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They rode around waiting

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for 45 minutes in the hospital,

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three minutes away.

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All the cameras

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started off five minutes before the rest.

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She did a video,

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a letter, a diary,

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and eyewitnesses.

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The camera NFL publisher

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called the conspiracy theories

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on Facebook.

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Charles told her,

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I'm going to have you killed

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in a fake auto accident.

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Do you understand?

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Do you understand?

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The royals are extremely

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entrenched.

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So are you, Alex.

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That's kind of been thrown

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on its face now.

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So if I understand the

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plan correctly,

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they're going to throw a truck into you

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to kill you, but

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that doesn't kill you.

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They're going to kill you

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in the ambulance along the way.

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Just in case.

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Couldn't you

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cut off the metal, then?

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Anyway, there's this thing called Operation

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Magic that happened that was

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in the UK. They were like,

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hey, so I can conspiracy theories about

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Princess Diana's death. Let's fucking look into

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all of them.

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That's a fun thing.

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I want that gig. I want that gig so

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bad. It took, let me see if

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I have all the stats here yet.

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They compiled an 832

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page record. It took 14

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cops three years to complete.

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It cost $7.27 million.

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And it dispelled

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all of the numbers

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all of them

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were bonus. Every

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single thing he said was bullshit.

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Every single...

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I texted you the other day and you were very confused

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why I texted you. Hey Jordan,

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I'm getting really into Princess Diana.

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That was a weird thing to text me.

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That was a weird thing to text me.

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I respect her.

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I still don't think that clip

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gives you a respect for her.

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I watched a bunch of documentaries about her.

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I read her words and

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she was amazing.

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I don't disagree with you.

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I lived my whole life

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just thinking because she was like,

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she didn't want to be there.

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So you have a pre-Diana and post-Diana

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lifestyle is what you're saying.

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I can live much more true

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to myself in the post-Diana world.

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It's insane.

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She was held prisoner in that castle.

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That's why you're going to be killed in a fucking ambulance

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on the way to the hospital.

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You're going to survive that.

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I'm going to give you a little bit of context

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of what he was talking about because I did

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maybe a day's worth of research on

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just Princess Diana.

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Which might have been a waste of playtime.

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But he's conflated.

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There's no more damn sentence

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to say that I did a day's

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worth of research on Princess Diana.

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Don't get twisted.

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That's the only

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That's the only

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clip that originally started.

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And I did a day of research on Princess Diana.

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Because I kept being like

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God dammit she's fascinating.

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Why didn't anyone tell me about her?

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And everyone told me about her.

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And I just didn't look into it.

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So what Alice is doing

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is he's conflating two different things.

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There was a speech coach

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that she had who was trying to teach her how to

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give public speeches

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and what have you.

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And he videotaped her

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through the speech

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license. And she

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got fucking raw.

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Because she was trying to

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warm up for giving a

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scripted speech.

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And she started talking about how like

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Rich Charles wouldn't fuck me but once

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every three weeks.

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Wow. That's

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raw.

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You can watch it. It's all on YouTube.

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She was wearing a leather suit at the same time.

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She was raw.

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She was raw.

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It is one of the most iconic

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stand up specials.

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You know what?

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You can go back and view it.

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Very humble.

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You can really hear how humble

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it is.

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So

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she stole a lot of those bits from

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Richard Pryor.

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So

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she talks about how much she hates Camilla

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and them two.

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It's really very vulnerable

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and really

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interesting. There's a 2004

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documentary called Princess Diana the Secret

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Tales. You can find it. You can watch it.

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It's really amazing.

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And Scotland Yard and

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the king and queen

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they were like, no!

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Don't put this out. And most of it is

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because it's fucking embarrassing as shit.

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It's really embarrassing.

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The whole time I was married

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to him I didn't love him. He was fucking

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this old broad.

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It's nuts. And she talks about

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how she pushed her stepmom down a

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staircase when she was younger. That's what?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright. Not the queen.

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The other stepmom. I get that.

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I get that real quick.

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It'll be your stepmom and her mother-in-law.

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Oh yeah, that's a good point.

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Look, baby.

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This is a bad

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thing.

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You're not like the rest

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of us, Dan. Yeah, so what Alice has

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conflated that with is that

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after death her father, Paul

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Burrell, gave a letter

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to your legendary brother saying, quote

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This particular phase in my life is the most

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dangerous. My husband is planning an

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accident in my car. Great for you

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with failure and serious head injury.

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In order to make a path clear

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for him to marry Diggy Legabork.

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What?

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Say that name

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300 miles away.

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That's me, Potter Beard, right?

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Diggy Legabork.

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We've never seen one more

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a thousand times. Diggy Legabork.

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Uh, Camilla.

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Camilla is

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nothing but a decoy, so we're all

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being used by the name in every

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sense of the word. And this is a letter

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that she allegedly gave it to her

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potlark that he didn't see fit

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to bring out to public until after she

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died. Diggy Legabork

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was the

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It never

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stopped being fun.

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So she was the

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nurse of the Vegas.

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She was the wet nurse.

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And the

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regular, yeah.

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And they

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never, never fucked.

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And now in 2018

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he didn't marry Diggy Legabork.

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Like, how's she doing?

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T?

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Is that right? She's married?

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I know that much.

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I know that she's married.

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So, so Paul Burrell

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cannot have his letter.

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However, in court he was

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rebuked by Lord Justice Scott Baker

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because Paul had copied

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these letters. There is no way

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to authenticate them at all since they're

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admittedly not in Diana's handwriting.

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Right? Also, Paul

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used the letters and the sensationalism

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around them to sell a book.

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What a guess. Also, in

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2004 he was on I'm a Celebrity

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Get Me Out of Here.

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Wait, he's a celebrity

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because he was

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around Princess Diana.

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Yeah. In 2005

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he was on Australian Princess

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which is a reality show.

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I love this dude's career. I'm not gonna

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lie. Look, he's lying

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about everything, but I am a huge fan of his.

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We're gonna love this.

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In 2006 he was on a show called

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Stars and Their Eyes, which is a show

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where celebrities do karaoke as

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other stars.

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And in 2019,

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he'll be the star of Ventriloquist

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Are They?

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In Stars and Their Eyes

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he played Richard Gere in Chicago

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singing Razzle Razzle.

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He is also appeared on

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three other reality shows.

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Also, the

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reality of Princess Diana's death is

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incredibly tragic. If you read Operation

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Padgett, you can find all the truth on it.

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Henri Paul was the driver

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of the car. He was drunk.

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He had a 0.17 blood alcohol

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content and he was driving twice the

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legal limit. All the ideas

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about Princess Diana being pregnant

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were completely rebuked.

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They found blood in the car

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and they tested it for pregnancy hormones

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and you would absolutely

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be able to tell she was pregnant and she's not.

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And this guy,

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this tall girl guy,

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who's also an asshole

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and probably not to be trusted, but even

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he said that she's not gonna marry

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Dodie Ophier. She's gonna

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marry someone else.

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There was another guy.

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Explain to me why the

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driver had a 1.7 blood

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alcohol limit. Because he was drinking

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cocktails at the bar. But why would they

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let him drive? I don't know.

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Queen. There's a queen.

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I saw the Netflix show

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The Crown.

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The Queen. It's France.

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It's France. They let you drive drunk

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there.

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Anyway,

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let's get to this next clip.

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Princess Diana was not murdered.

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In this next clip, we get back to the theme

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we were discussing earlier.

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He's not the one who died.

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Oh, it's time

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to grow up in America.

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And I know what I'm faced with.

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I know what I'm faced with. They don't come to me

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offering me national TV shows anymore.

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I know it's

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an establishment syndicated show.

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I don't get offers anymore.

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They know I'm real.

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They want to build my own system thanks to

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your support.

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Don't cry for me if they

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kill me. Realize they killed me because

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it was a life worth living and I knew it was

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crime for human dignity. Please kill me.

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Please kill me.

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And dedication.

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Every day in the nightmare.

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Everyone's got to say no to these people.

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They're their own worst enemies. They're going to destroy us.

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If someone doesn't start saying no to them.

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They're out of control. They have hubris.

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They have some disease Napoleon

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and Caesar had.

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They're crazy.

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Is that one of Crumbs?

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If they do kill me

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who will take my place?

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That's what you've got to understand.

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And for heaven's sakes

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don't let them blow my brains out

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and kill some hooker or something.

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Take my plan.

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I'm jumping outside.

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Or I die on a heart attack

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at 39 or whatever.

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It's bull.

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Fair. It's bull.

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Fair enough.

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It's Ron Paul. Nice.

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Princess died and killed him.

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So that is just

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I mean

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that's just for fun.

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I forgot that flip went that long.

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If Alex dies

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David Knight killed him.

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I'll write that down on my

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Well I mean you said in there

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if I die who takes my place?

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There's one heir apparent

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and he's bored as shit.

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Princess died

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who was

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she was

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she was alright.

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She was probably killed by

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Ron Paul.

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Probably killed by

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Classic David Knight.

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I think

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make fun of Tommy Spokely

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when you go to a commercial mic.

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Yay!

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In a coming apart world

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you need something to keep it tied together.

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That something is Atwood Rope

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the highest quality rope made in the U.S.

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and should not have been highly used.

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It's two yards

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two line or boating.

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Alex is straight up just selling rope.

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It's the best rope.

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The best rope.

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Not for anything.

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I love

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how shit is commercial for a

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You're so insane.

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I've got a picture for you.

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I've got a picture for you.

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You've got to sell this product.

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Alright I'm listening.

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Now have you ever needed a thing

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to be nearer to a thing?

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Rope.

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Sold.

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Now with rope do you know that you can

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best quality rope

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You can turn it into a loop

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and throw it at something

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like my ancestors did with candles.

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Do you know what?

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I don't know.

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What are we going to do more on rope?

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We've got another

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25 minutes to do on rope.

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We have a lot to get through.

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We do have a lot to do.

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We're already in two and a half hours guys.

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This will be a podcast later.

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How do you just get fired if you go?

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Let's get to the next clip.

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This whole thing is

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supposed to be about Andrew Breitbart

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and how he is not dead.

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Let's get to the next clip.

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If your organization is involved

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you're going to be killed later.

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You're going to infiltrate and pay off

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by the White House and by the CIA

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and by the Senate

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and that you're not going to be dealt with later.

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If you know in every office

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your only hope

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is to go public right now

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with a YouTube video right now

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or you're dead.

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They'll kill you

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after the election.

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If we start seeing more people over there die

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the only answer to this

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is to fire up and go head up

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against them.

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I know the telltale signs.

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We might have some heart problems.

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We're not sure.

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But we know it's been nothing fish.

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The coroner medical examiner

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by law. Law. Law.

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Law. Law.

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By law.

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Alex Jones is recording the show

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on Wednesday while they're doing the

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opposite.

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The coroner said by law.

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What was his point with the law?

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Law. Law. Law.

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Law. Law.

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It was not a good call.

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No.

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I don't know anything about movies.

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Do you know anything about movies?

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I've heard a lot about movies.

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So the video

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that he's referencing is that

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at CPAC in 2012

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Andrew Breitbart got up there with

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cocaine hair

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and I wanted to talk with my hairline.

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But his hair is regular size balls.

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Going nuts.

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One remarkable testes.

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I'm going to do my impression

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of Andrew Breitbart coming out for CPAC

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time.

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Hold on. Let me go back here.

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Let's give it up for

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Andrew Breitbart.

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He comes out

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to the vanilla radio.

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Yeah.

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So he comes out.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Nope. Close.

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He comes up to the mic

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and gets behind the podium and he's like

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I was looking for the Occupy

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people with their glitter bombs.

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And I'm like, it falls flat.

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It doesn't even

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work in the room.

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And so he just talks about how

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he's going to really go after

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Obama for the

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we're going to fatten this time.

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He says that he has videos of

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Obama when he was in college

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supporting radical professors.

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And it turns out after he died

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one video did come out

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that was Obama

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in 1991 he was

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He was one of the guys

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from the weather underground, right?

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Nope.

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Different guy.

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Obama's been linked to

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so many red hat professors.

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Well, there is

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Bernadine Dohr and Bill Ayers

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that they keep trying to connect him to in college.

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Tiki Weber, Obama, of course.

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Tiki!

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Yay!

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The dearest, sweetest socialist

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of all time.

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Tiki Legort!

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So

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what's the place there?

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So in 1991, Obama was

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at Harvard. He was the president

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of the Harvard Law Review.

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And the video that came out after

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everybody at Harvard died

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was him introducing this professor

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named Eric Bell to give a speech

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and a student protest.

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And the students were protesting the fact that Harvard

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would not offer tenure to female

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professors of color.

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Yeah, that's bullshit. I'm on board.

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I'm on board.

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I assume Alex is not.

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So this is the only video that's

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come out of all of this stuff.

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I expected it would be some sort of thing

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that was like, hit Obama and Bill Ayers

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are going to be sitting around talking about

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Obama and Bill Ayers.

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All it is, is this video of him introducing

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a very reasonable

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professor, I will say.

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I've looked into Eric Bell a bit

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and it's a lot of nonsense.

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People are calling him super radical.

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Also, the footage

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that women should be people.

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Fuck off!

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Also, an important thing to point out

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is the footage that Breitbart ended up

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releasing of this introduction

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for a speech. It was owned by

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PBS.

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And it had been previously aired in an episode

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of Frontline during the 2008 election.

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It wasn't even a scoop.

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It was owned by PBS.

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Normal, normal things.

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Yeah, absolutely. So all that's a little

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hot-load of bullshit. And then

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Andrew Breitbart put out a post.

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He did, because he was dead.

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Breitbart put out a post.

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I guess they'll never get him

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to release that post. His last post

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was put out after he died.

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And it was called The Fatting Volume

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1, Obama's

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Love Song for Saul Molinsky.

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And all it was... We'll never

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get going to. Well, certainly

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not. But all it was was an

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article about how Obama

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in Chicago in the late 90s

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went to a play called

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The Love Song of Saul Molinsky.

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I'm like, oh no.

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Oh shit, you're busting.

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Yeah, here's me.

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Like, even, like, even.

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That wasn't a good play.

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Join the weird... I'm talking about that right now.

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We're about to take a left turn.

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Alright. To the 9th or 10th.

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When a weird guest shows up.

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Guess what? On this day

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that Andrew Breitbart died,

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Alex Jones' guest

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was Ed Asner.

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Yeah.

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Ed Asner? Ed Asner.

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Alright. And in this clip... Ed Asner.

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Ed Asner, you and I know.

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Yes. And in this clip,

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Ed Asner explains the importance

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of unions. He's Alex

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Jones, and you can't cut him off because he's

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too big of a celebrity.

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So when I finally

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quit there, went back to Chicago and

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tried to be more of an actor.

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And I still had to get a job.

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And I said I'd never work in an oil plant

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again. And finally,

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seeing my friends working

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for $1.90 an hour, which

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was impossible, I went

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and got a job at a port plant

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there. And that port plant

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played $1.90 an hour,

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and that was big time.

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So I said, okay.

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I worked at a fiddle finisher

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there, but I worked there for about

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nine months.

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I want to say that the difference between

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that closed shop plant,

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that union shop,

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as opposed to the open shop that I worked

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in, was the difference between night

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and day, and that's where I became the union

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man.

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And I was treated

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like a respectable

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worker, which I was never

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treated at the viewing plant.

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So I've been a union

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man I've been to ever since.

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The difference between

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working union and doing

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non-union work, and working

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non-union, and better

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than that, I want to point out the fact to you

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that every time a non-union man

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works, the wages

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he's getting

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are there because

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a union shop established

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a level... Fuck yeah,

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and answer! Hell yeah!

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... no union can be working

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at slave wages himself.

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God damn right! Creation

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of a higher wage scale.

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Let me make this point.

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Look at China.

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It's not communist.

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It's a top-down, elitist

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insider group.

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A couple of things.

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No, no, no. Alex has a great

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rebuttal. Shit rebuttal.

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Also, you keep calling them

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the Chicons.

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The Chicons!

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Look, the Chicons didn't

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invent Pixar, did they?

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No, you're goddamn right they did.

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Are you sorry? No, no, no.

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I don't want to do a racist Chinese thing now.

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It's a lot of other nonsense, but

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fucking, let's give a round of applause for

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Ed Eddison.

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You did it all the way.

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He may or may not be deaf at this point, I don't know.

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And he could be deaf.

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Call Larry Nichols.

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That, sincerely, is the most

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coherent,

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reasonable thing I've ever heard on the

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outdoors. I was so surprised

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that Alex didn't scream over him.

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Because he's such a huge Hollywood star

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that he couldn't.

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He's a big fan of Cars.

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Alex is a huge fan of Cars.

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Cars 2? Not as good.

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Also, he took Mary Tyler Moore

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in the wrong way, like the wrong character.

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Is he the boss?

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What? The boss of Mary Tyler Moore?

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Ed Eddison? Yeah.

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Let's keep the boss of Mary Tyler Moore?

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Yeah.

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I believe the random people who said yes.

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Thank you!

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In this next clip, we get to find out

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that, we get to find out

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something about Alex Jones

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and how much of a square he is.

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Let's go to Clip 12.

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What's your gut tell you?

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Because now they're saying maybe heart,

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maybe something else.

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What's your gut tell you about him?

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I mean, he was a demon for you

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after a while.

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I don't know who was.

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I guess Tom.

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Laughter

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There's a couple reasons why he wasn't one.

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He didn't go to college.

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That's a good one.

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Good point, that's a good point.

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Can't argue that.

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But I fucking love that that's the same moment as like

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they were trying to court me in a big Hollywood movie.

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Maybe that worked.

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When did he sleep with a thousand women?

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Nah, a thousand women.

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Don't worry.

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He started with that massive college years.

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150 by 16 might work.

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Yeah, he started heroin.

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Yeah, he's in the Dick Wyden Jr.

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High.

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Unremarkable.

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Well, we had to get some now.

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Laughter

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That was very good.

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Well, hardly, my friend told me

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that your balls should be unremarkable.

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There was going to be a problem

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until the day I die.

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So Jordan, at this point,

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the episode on March 1st ends.

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And we go on to March 2nd.

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And the reason that I've been planning these two episodes together

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is that Alex Jones makes

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his narrative quite a bit more robust

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as time goes on.

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Because Andrew Breitbart dies again.

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He still was dead.

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He didn't die twice.

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He continued to be dead.

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It turned out it was not fake news

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that he had died.

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He straight up had a heart twice as big

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as it should have been.

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I think it was three times as big as you should have been.

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Oh, twice.

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I think we're talking about that Will Smith movie.

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Anyways.

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Check it out. Will Smith cuts himself up

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and sits in the tub twice.

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She doesn't agree.

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Never saw it.

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I like to pretend I've seen every Will Smith movie.

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Laughter

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Why? Why is that a thing you like to pretend?

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Number one?

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That's wrong.

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Number two?

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That's also wrong.

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Number three?

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I know you.

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We hit number four this time.

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Um.

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Was that seven pounds?

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Maybe. I don't know.

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How many grams was it?

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How many grams was it?

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It's a different movie.

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Not the point.

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Yeah, but Will Smith should have been in it.

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I agree.

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Laughter

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I agree.

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Yep.

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The weight of your soul.

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Alright.

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I don't want to get into this Naomi Watts tangent.

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So this next clip

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is where we come in on March

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12th. Sorry, March 2nd

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of 2012.

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And this is clip 13.

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And I will tell you now,

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according to the huge news on the

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Breitbart front,

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that the consensus from

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multiple national talk shows

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I've talked to

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and from others

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in media that are very

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difficult to relate to.

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We're up to like six people.

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Oh yeah.

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And I'm as close as you can get. I'll just leave it at that.

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The consensus says he wants murder.

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Laughter

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The consensus says

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when anybody can have him discuss things

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forget the maneuvers, go straight out

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and everybody's just going to intensify

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and nobody's backing off

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and the person that's killing him

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is going to make everybody run

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and they've got another thing coming.

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They've got another thing coming!

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Laughter

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If you start seeing

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people like Matt Drudge die

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Still alive.

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The old wife, Michael Sanders died.

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You don't know that.

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Michelle died. Still alive.

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And others, you know there's a purge

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going on. Whatever you think

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you need to do at that point. Do whatever you need to do.

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Laughter

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Murder. I happen to know that Michael

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Savage has a whole bunch of bodyguards

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I knew this

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a long time ago. Confirmed from other sources.

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Why would you need other

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sources? You talked to him!

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He basically has them.

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And I don't care, but

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Watson was playing the odds with this one.

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He reads our articles in full on iron

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and says where they come from. And then complains

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that Rush Limbaugh and others ripped him off. Which they do.

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But I only listen to

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Savage on a time when he is an

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interesting talk show host. Very intelligent.

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I think he's the best of the big mainstream

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posts out there. Not true.

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But he is a very intelligent person.

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And he just reads our articles

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everyday on there and never gives us credit. Which is fine

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because all I hear about is getting the info out.

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Sure.

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What's your name?

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That's true.

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He calls me a globalist agent

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and Savage doesn't disagree with him.

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I mean that's really uncool to read our articles.

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Not cool.

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So uncool!

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Savage

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no one has reported this

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broke from

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six different locations

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and is hiding and wearing disguises.

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Savage is wearing disguises?

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On the radio.

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What kind of radio

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disguises is he wearing?

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I don't know. False voice and glasses.

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Is he wearing the

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whole of the game?

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I'm wearing the mask.

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I'm excited. Savage sucks.

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I just think it's really funny. Have you ever been

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racist? No.

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Alice Germs doesn't like Michael Jones.

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That's crazy.

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That might be savage as a piece of shit.

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I agree. I agree.

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I think that's so funny.

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First of all, I talk to people in media

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and other people in media.

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I have confirmed it from

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some sources, but have you

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heard of these other sources

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I've confirmed?

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But now it's time to go to the next

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commercial.

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What's up?

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Young Jelly?

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Young Jelly.

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The name of the place is

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Young Jelly.

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Now,

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let me tell you about

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the top four albums from Young Jelly.

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So, Young Jelly,

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you fucking fix it.

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You know Future is working with Young Jelly.

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Young Jelly's top product

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is called

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Beyond Tangy Tangerine.

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We don't say those words.

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It's Alex's

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proto-attack before he ever gets

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into the super male vitality

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and all that stuff.

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He's just tipping his turtle rings in the water

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It's Young Jelly!

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Yeah, it's called Young Jelly.

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It's pretty cool. It's maybe a drink.

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I don't know.

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So, Alex

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does Young Jelly.

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He cleanses up 40 pounds

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of meat.

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He thinks so many names shit

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better than this.

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His name is Dr. Groot.

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His name is Dr. Groot.

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I mean, not like Groot.

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It's getting together for a similar purpose.

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I thought super male vitality

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was bad, but Young Jelly?

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Do you want to know about Young Jelly?

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I do want to know about Young Jelly!

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Young Jelly is a product

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that's put out, or it's a company

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just run by this guy named Dr. Joel Wallach.

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A lot of doctors who probably

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don't have touch rings.

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Well, at least a veterinarian.

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Good enough.

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Alex is

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Just like David Bowie's dentist?

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Wait, David Jones.

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All Alex's

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like, weirdos who give him pills

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are a veterinarian?

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This veterinarian

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has got me as far as I can get.

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I've got it switched up

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to a human chiropractor.

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Is that a lateral move?

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No.

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What are we talking about here?

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In terms of his profits, a huge profit.

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Well, yeah, but I mean, okay.

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If you're going to take meds, would you prefer

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a veterinarian or a chiropractor?

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Is that a lateral move?

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It's a lateral move, right?

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A veterinarian and a human?

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It's actually science.

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Hold on.

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Before you jump into Young Jelly

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it's actually science.

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I should tell you that I've watched

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about two hours of Joel Wallach talk

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and I have some questions about this science.

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Also, I don't want dog shit.

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You know, like, I don't want things for animals.

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Right.

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A veterinarian gave me my business.

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PSA.

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A lot of the medications

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you know a lot of people do

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is that they will get a prescription

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from a veterinarian for their dog

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because that medication also works perfectly for people.

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Okay.

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That's weird.

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Listen! Listen!

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I don't have health habits!

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This is true!

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Let's get to this next one.

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Again, March 2nd.

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Alex Jones has established

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that everyone agrees that

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Breitbart was fucking murdered

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and now we've got to figure out who done it.

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Right.

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And so now we'll do that.

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Put the fourth team on it.

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But the point is

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Obama has to be the prime suspect in you.

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And I know Breitbart,

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myself, drugs, and others

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are on that enemy list

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that came out a year and a half ago.

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Yet I am on the enemy list.

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This is not a joke.

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This is not a game.

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You understand that.

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You think this is a game?

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You think this is a motherfucking game?

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Obama is murdering bitches out here!

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Come on, son!

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Do you know where Obama's enemy list is?

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Is it on the enemy list?

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Is it everything like

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Ari Stark's enemy list?

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Like what are we talking about?

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No one has anything like Nixon's enemy list.

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I looked into this pretty

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deeply and there's one thing

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that is actually kind of like

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legitimate.

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And that is during his reelection campaign

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there was a website called

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Keep GOP Honest.

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And what they did is they tracked

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Mitt Romney's donors

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and things that they had done in the past.

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Why are you doing that?

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Your private citizens have donated.

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And that's kind of fucked up.

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I don't know how I feel about it entirely.

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That's not what Alex is talking about.

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My love for people who donated to

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Romney is very love.

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Well because Alex Jones gave the timeframe

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and said some specifics

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I know that what he's talking about

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is a 2009 article in The Globe.

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Alright.

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Most trustworthy of sources.

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That's tabloid, my friend.

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Old by Ailes, wasn't it?

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So the February 27th, 2017

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cover says,

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Whoma testifies against Hillary.

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Hillary weeps, how could you

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do this to me?

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Their mother, their B story was Oscar

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stars scandals, kinky fetishes,

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brain damage, booger porn.

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How's Tiki doing?

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Did Ailes get assassinated?

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We met her.

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That's a good question.

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Do we miss him? I feel like we don't.

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Then August 6th, 2012

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episode of The Globe

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heartbreak

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for dying Clinton.

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He won't live to see Chelsea's baby.

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He begs her way to call off

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Who's he?

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I don't know.

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Dave?

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That's terrible.

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George Clinton?

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He lived to see

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her baby, didn't he?

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Does she have a baby?

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I found the article

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that was based on

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Obama's enemy list.

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I'm going to read it to you.

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Under relentless assault from

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a mob of vicious critics, President Barack Obama

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has drawn up a secret list of enemies

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he aims to take down.

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One by one!

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Incredibly,

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ultra-religious pop legend Pat Boone

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who sang the 1950s hit

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It Will Love is also marked for action

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as his country star Toby Keith.

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So Pat Boone

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and Toby Keith are on the

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Obama's list.

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Are they up near the top?

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Where are we on the list?

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This is war in Insider Tells the Globe.

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Obama is going to do whatever he can to

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discredit these people.

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Wait! He's going to do whatever he can

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to discredit Toby Keith.

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I want to be sure

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that we know that Obama is going to bring

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the full resources of the

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government to bear

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the discrediting of Toby Keith.

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He is enraged by the constant

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attacks on his presidency and against him

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personally. He's just at it.

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This has become very personal for him.

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Up until now, Obama has let his foes

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savage him mercilessly, even though insiders

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say, Michelle has been urging him to fight

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back. Fear can be branded as a wimp.

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Also, punch point,

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the Globe cover from October 2007

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says, quote,

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Bossy Michelle has made Obama a wimp.

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Alright, alright.

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So where is this full-on Macbeth

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territory? What's going on here?

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A couple things happening.

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Yeah.

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It's a complicated circumstance.

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It's absolute nonsense.

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And that's where the idea of Obama's

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enemies list comes from.

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It's not real. It's not a real thing.

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Anyway, I'm going to skip this next clip

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because it's just about fake communists

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that Alice has talked to.

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I believe we need to get the last

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commercial, if we can.

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When you're out on the

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road, the last place you

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want to be is on the

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road.

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Wait, what?

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The last place you want to be is on the road

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when you're out on the road?

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Yes!

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Yes!

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This is the random size jeans!

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Wait, wait, wait for it.

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That's amazing! They did another

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commercial!

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Also, I hope you

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know this diamond gusset is

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a stitching term.

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It's that little patch.

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I thought, like,

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put a diamond gusset in your crotch.

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Yeah, that was a weird thing to say.

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I'm good, I'm good.

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Even for me knowing that

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they make random size jeans

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and then just bail them on

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and take care of it.

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They're the assholes.

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Yeah, exactly!

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There's a part of me that

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since thinking about it the last time

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that we talked about them, there's a part of me that's like

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you don't even have to order those jeans

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they just show up in random sizes.

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Yeah, maybe!

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Yeah, exactly!

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Sometimes you just go on the internet and you're like,

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where did these jeans come from? And that's it!

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Diamond Gusset Jeans is a fucking

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consistent supporter of

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Alex Jones.

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I love getting creative with Marcus.

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Look at two country songs!

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We can all hear them!

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That's very un-creative.

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I dare you.

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Well, you know what's crazy about different songs?

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They're on a lot of bullets.

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That's the craziest part of it.

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They could have rested on their morals with the first one.

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That's amazing.

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Toby Keith, Diamond Gusset, those are the only people

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on the above a kiln list.

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Diamond Gusset is not.

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So...

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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I honestly don't think so.

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What?

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Just the very deadpan

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Diamond Gusset isn't.

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Anyways, we can continue.

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I do not want Diamond Gusset's good name

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to be tried.

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They give you random-sized jeans

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and extreme anti-master

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and weird 20 country songs

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that you don't want to die of

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while they're on a motorcycle.

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If we ever do merch,

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that's what I'm going to do with a partnership with Diamond Gusset's jeans.

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People are still in business.

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And the lesson we can say,

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we're not trying to get Tinkerbell back to life.

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I think they're still in business.

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If everybody claps their hands,

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Diamond Gusset will send you

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a random pair of jeans.

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Guys, we have one more piece

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of the narrative of Andrew Breitbart's death

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that we need to get through

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from March 2nd.

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And it is going to lead to

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probably one of my favorite things

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that I've ever discovered

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for researching this podcast.

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I'm very excited that we're all still here

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and hopefully still in this.

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Are we all still in this?

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He just got six months for pandering.

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This is

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fraud.

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He used to be a man.

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So Alex Jones on March 2nd

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starts an entirely

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new narrative about

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Andrew Breitbart's death.

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Until that point, all he'd been saying is

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that at CPAC, he was saying

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he was going to release tapes of Obama

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from when he was in college.

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False flag murdering, etc.

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Right, and now we get to Clip 16

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where he says something he entirely knew.

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One of the top stories on the web right now

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by Mark Wait, Joel.

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They see what happens March 1st.

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Well,

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yeah, they killed you. And now,

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it'll be two weeks until people say

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it gets released. That's all the info boards.

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Dot com. Bob Chapman's our guest.

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We'll take a few phone calls. Also, just for fun,

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Bob Chapman's on, and he's the

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guy who said that Reagan got

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butt fucked.

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Are we going to return visit by

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Bob Chapman? No, we don't get to hear any of this.

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Oh, come on. I just wanted

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to do the clip just so I remember

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to bring that up.

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He's like, yeah, Breitbart was poisoned.

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I believe it.

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He drank wine. They just put poison in the wine.

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So,

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Clip 17, just to reinforce

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this narrative. Breitbart

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has the flinch, and

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said he was going to release it.

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This is how you can play V, but he just dug it up

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and posted it, so it's one of the top stories on the web today.

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The top story. And did I even play V?

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Why do you need to dig it up? Top story on drugs important.

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Then he said,

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I'm going to release the film

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of Obama at communist

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meetings, where they're discussing

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re-indication, overthrow of the US government,

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and everything.

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I'm going to release it March 1st.

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He said this in three separate interviews and a speech.

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Not just a speech, you've all seen what he said.

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I'm going to release photos, we're going to invent things.

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He's not going to get away with this stuff.

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So he was going to swift-mote

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Obama, who's already politically smart.

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Swift-moting was bullshit.

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And done by his friend Trump.

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So,

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Jordan,

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what do you think about this idea

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that Andrew Breitbart said before

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he died, that

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it was going to be on March 1st.

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So that he died on March 1st.

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Yeah, that weird Obama did some weird

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ray gun shit.

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Explain to me why if he was going to

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release it. Was that the ray gun thing?

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No, March 1st. That he actually said he was going to die on March 1st.

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Right first? Yeah.

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We'll get to it.

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I'm going to straighten this out a little bit.

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I'm asking if Jordan will release it.

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Do you believe him?

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Um, alright.

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Do we have a specific March 1st?

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Oh, you mean like,

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it might be next year?

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Did Breitbart say March 1st?

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Did he give it a year?

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Furthermore, if he was

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going to release all of this information

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on March 1st, and yet

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at the same time he was murdered on March 1st,

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couldn't he have just done it at like

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6am? I'm about to drop it.

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Like, didn't he do it like,

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dead drop, like there could have been...

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Like, he already had to have emailed

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it and it's on Breitbart.

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They don't just go to print

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and like...

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No, it's not how it fucking works!

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Why would you do it

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on the day? No two

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weeks back!

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Obama is not this fucking stupid!

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Why would you fucking

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do it on the day?

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On the day!

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Anybody who has real information

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would have it like, let me set the death

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drop.

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Like, you would at least

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email it to a friend. Or, you know what,

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if I want to copyright something, I'd fucking

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mail it to myself.

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Like, you could do so many

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different fucking things.

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I looked into this March 1st link,

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and I watched the entire CPAC speech

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that we were doing at the market.

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And actually, I watched this CPAC speech from 2010.

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Just for fun.

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Clearly also a good thing.

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He doesn't mention March 1st

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in either of them.

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He doesn't

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mention March 1st in any

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other thing. He doesn't mention any specific

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threats. He doesn't even say in the CPAC speech

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we're going to drop these videos

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in any specific way.

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He just says, this election cycle, we're going to

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vet him more. And whatever.

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So I was like, where the fuck does this

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code for whites come from?

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Where the fuck does this come from, this March 1st thing?

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And I kept finding it.

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I found it in conservative blogs.

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I kept finding it everywhere.

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I found it in YouTube videos,

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and every single time, it linked

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back to Infowars.

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So they just made it up?

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There was an Infowars article

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on March 2nd

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written by Paul Joseph Watson.

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That's some fucking pilot garbage.

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And it's the only source

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of this March 1st thing.

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So P.J. Adams just made

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the whole thing up?

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The article's the only place it keeps coming back to.

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P.J. Adams killed Princess Diana.

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That's not what we're talking about.

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If he killed Princess Diana,

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he killed Princess Diana! I knew it!

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Tiki was in on it

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the whole time!

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This headline in quote was linked

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by Drudge. It was hotlines. It was rapid.

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But if Drudge pushed it out there,

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literally everything goes back

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to Infowars. And Infowars has

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one source in the article.

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Just one source.

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And it's a guy named Larry Sinclair

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of Sinclair

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of Sinclair

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who claims that Andrew Breitbart

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said that he... Is that the Sinclair Broadcasting

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Network now?

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No. That would be

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a much easier story.

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Because then it would have been a progression

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and they turned it into this right-wing thing

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that's owning local news across the world?

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No. It's just a random

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coincidence that all Sinclair...

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Spoiler alert!

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What you're telling me

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is that everybody named Sinclair

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is a right-wing monster.

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Duh. Although this guy claims

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he's not right-wing, but we'll deal with that.

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No, he was close.

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Although then again, Ed Asner is on it.

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So that asks a lot of

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questions about the movie Up.

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That is correct.

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I have a lot of questions about Up too.

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Is it right-wing propaganda?

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Nobody asked you this question.

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Do you know who Larry Sinclair is?

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Of course not. Does anyone know who Larry Sinclair is?

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Unfortunately, yes.

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Keep it to yourself for a second.

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So in 2008, Larry Sinclair

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wrote a book called Barack Obama

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Cocaine, Sex, Lies, and Murder.

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I am a huge fan of Larry Sinclair so far.

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Larry Sinclair Sinclair is up here.

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His book was released on Sinclair Publishing.

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In the book he claims

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that in 1999, though he never

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had met him previously,

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he requested a friend connected

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with someone to show him around Chicago

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and his friend hooked him up with

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then-State Senator Barack Obama.

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He's introduced by him.

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Hold on! Hold on!

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In the story, this guy is like,

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I've never seen Chicago.

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And his friend is like, well, let's get

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State Senator Barack Obama to give you a tour.

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Who's introducing him by name.

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Yes, you're in.

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That's very specific.

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We're going to hang out a little bit.

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I think they go to a restaurant and then they go buy some cocaine.

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Of course.

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At that point, Obama smokes crack

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and Larry will tell them how.

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So Larry Sinclair

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who raised the crown, Obama

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Obama had crack on here.

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Obama already had crack.

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Alright, so

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if I understand the progression of events

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the progression of events so far

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I'm a random dude

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no friend, I need a tour of Chicago

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no tour bus, State Senator Barack Obama

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is going to come in here

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we're going to have a nice meal

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me and State Senator Barack Obama

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we're just going to have a good time

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State Senator Barack Obama

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is like, let's get into my car

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we're going to smoke crack

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so then they smoke crack

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and then Larry Sinclair is like

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well, you're State Senator Barack Obama

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and blows him

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you have it all perfect

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okay, hang on

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Jordan, we've got a long way to go

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so Larry Sinclair

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this guy is the worst

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so Larry Sinclair made these claims

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and he wrote the book

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and then a website called whitehouse.com

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which was a guy who was like

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I'm going to try to make a parody site

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but that's like, no, I'm going to it

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so he just started doing the parody porn site

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and his traffic spiked

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and he got a ton of money

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and then he was like, alright Larry Sinclair

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I'm going to give you $10,000 to do a polygraph test

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and $100,000 if you pass it

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don't forget it

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and so Larry Sinclair was like, fuck yeah, I'll do it

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and the results

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quote, indicated deception

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laughter

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laughter

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laughter

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I read the entire report

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it stinks

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it stinks

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it stinks

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he was lying to his asshole

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so Larry went on this claim

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that the sponsors, whitehouse.com

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that they had been bribed

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by David Axelrod

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in the Obama campaign to rig the test

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he tried to sue them but it was thrown out of court

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so then journalists started doing this digging

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and found out that Larry Sinclair

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had the most extensive criminal history imaginable

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including crimes committed

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in multiple states under

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wait, wait, wait

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laughter

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he had the most

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extensive crime history

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imaginable?

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I don't know

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he was that great

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he was

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the guy in Star Wars

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who was like, I have warrants on eight systems

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like he was that guy

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wait for it

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13 aliases

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in January 1981

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he was arrested in Texas for larceny

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over $200

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in June 1985 he was arrested in

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Dade County, Florida under the name

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La Ray Visarra Vila

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for grand theft and sentenced to one year

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and one day in prison

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in August 1986

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he was sentenced in Dade County, Florida

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under the name La Ray Visarra

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Azula Adams

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for check forgery

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and second degree grand theft

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on a year of probation

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he was paid $7,400

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in November 1986

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he was arrested in

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is he going to go through all of these?

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he was arrested in Lakewood, Colorado

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for credit card fraud and outstanding

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war for jet fraud in Pueblo, Colorado

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in April 1987

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he was arrested for second degree forgery

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and sentenced to 16 years in prison

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so what's second degree forgery?

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I don't know, kind of like forgery

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he was in prison

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until 1999

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which would be right around the time he alleges

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he blew a bomb in Atlanta

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laughter

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now Jordan, while in prison

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Colorado state records show

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that he was disciplined 97 times

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only 16 of which

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were for assault

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no, no, I don't know

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I don't know, I don't know man

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a bunch of them were for drug possession

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drug dealing, sexual misconduct

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and a whole lot of crap

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see, I don't, I'm against

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prisons and their systems

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I don't know who would be on the side right now

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and he blew a bomb

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so that's kind of like a thing

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good on him

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in September 2007 after he was released

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and before he made these claims

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he was arrested in Kershaw, Sidney, South Dakota

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for public disorderly conduct

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which leads us back

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to 2008

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when he made these claims about a bomb

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and he decided to rent out

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the DC Press Club

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to give perhaps the weirdest

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where did he get the money

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to rent out the DC Press Club?

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he claims it's from gay California

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well then I buy it, then I buy it

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and he invested in Bitcoin

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fine, fucking fine

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the absolute weirdest press conference I've ever seen in my life

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so in the press conference

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someone asked him how big Barack Obama's

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dick is

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and he's like, Barack Obama

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he said, Barack is a wannabe black man

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with a white guy's, you know

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he said, price conference

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in the DC Press Club

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this is, it's terrible

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so the press conference

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was hosted by his lawyer

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a guy named Montgomery Silvey

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and at one point

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Montgomery was asked

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hey dude, why are you wearing a kilt?

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that's a good question

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that's a very good question

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and so he explained

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for people with normal to small chest area

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pants may not be uncomfortable

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for us on the other side of the spectrum

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and then he turned on his offer

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I'm wearing a kilt

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my dick is too big

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that's what he says

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at the beginning of the press conference

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that man is going to become president

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Larry specifically says

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at the beginning of the press conference

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thank you Reverend James David Manning

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for showing up

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who if you don't know, is the guy who said

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a son of man dropped off a button

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yep, yep, it all comes back

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he was that shit

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James David Manning was involved with Larry Sinclair

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we just last Jedi'd you

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mother fuckers

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here's the funniest part

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after the press conference, Sinclair was arrested

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by DC police

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wait, immediately after?

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immediately after

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so he got his dick joke in

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and then he went to jail

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it's fantastic

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you can watch the press conference on YouTube

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and it ends abruptly

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and it feels good, so much joy

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to know as soon as the video got off

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he just got arrested

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so he got arrested

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it showed up and presented a warrant

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from the state of Delaware for Sinclair's arrest

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Montgomery Blair Silvey

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who had his law license suspended by the

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District of Columbia and Florida

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and who was previously Sinclair's attorney

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reviewed the warrant and Sinclair

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was let away

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Sinclair said the speculation is the arrest

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is out from the Delaware warrant

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although there's also an outstanding warrant

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for Sinclair in Pueblo County, Colorado

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he had two outstanding warrants

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ok

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also he tried to sue the internet commenters

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so that makes sense

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but the reason we're talking about it

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is that

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the reason we're talking about it

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is because he's the reason

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that Alex Jones is reporting

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that Breitbart at this conference

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this thing called Block Bash

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had said, wait, tell March 1st

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that all comes from Larry Sinclair

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that's the only source

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that we can see, he is incredible

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he's saying

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he's right on it, he's the Gary Webb

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yeah, that's my signature

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so the DCists, that website

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that used to exist, wrote a 2009

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article about Block Bash

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quote, if there's an ick factor

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in Block Bash, and in the right

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way blogosphere, it's name is Larry

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Sinclair

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if that name rings at all, no, it's because

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he's the guy who posted in 2008

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a video on YouTube claiming that in 1999

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he had sex with and smoked

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crack cocaine with an Illinois state senator

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named Barack Obama

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no one's ever really believed him

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including, I'm sure

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the people in this room who lived discredit

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the Obama administration

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he wants to talk to everyone

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but only the daring want to talk to him

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Breitbart gives him a warm

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hello, Sinclair asks me to snap

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a photo of the two and I oblige

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it's one of those kind of patron kind of moments

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Sinclair, the lone wolf crime

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foul, and Breitbart at least being willing to

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listen, I'm not really sure if you

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believe Sinclair either

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in that article there's no mention

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of March 1st

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it's all bullshit

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made up by a guy

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who claims to have sucked up Barack Obama

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it's all bullshit

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everything is a lie

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everything is a lie

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I genuinely wish

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I genuinely wish more of our

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cast of characters would also have

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I blew Obama

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that would be a nicer

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world for me

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alright, bring it home dad

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bring it home

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let's get to clip 18

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you want to end up like Breitbart

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and see for me that's so

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alien to be intimidated

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in fact

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I feel so odd

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I really enjoyed running to work this morning

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I love life so much

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I just love being alive and conscious

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I love life so much

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I am so ready for these matters

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don't

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I'm probably trying to do it where it looks like

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I died in jobs or something who knows

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a little bit, and I don't worry about it

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because the fight will be over

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and that's probably why they may not kill me

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of course

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does that make sense?

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they would kill me, but they won't kill me

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it's because they wouldn't kill me

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that they would kill me

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but they won't, they won't kill me

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because they would kill me

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to kill me

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in the aftermath

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of Andrew Breitbart dying

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Alex Jones goes, what is the deal

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with murdering me?

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he wants to be important

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so badly

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that he lies about

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everything, but also Breitbart's death

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in order to create

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something that he can aspire towards

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I believe that

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the fake version of Andrew Breitbart's

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death that he presents

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is what he wishes for himself

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and you can see him

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desperately trying to be like

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I want

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anyone to take a shot at me

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throughout this entire fucking episode

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and he's pathetic

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and Larry Sinclair is a big fucking liar

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so the entire point

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of this episode

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is that Alex Jones

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wishes he was Princess Diana

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all that we've learned

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is that

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that is true

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if we can sum it up

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I think that

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well I mean

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I do support that

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I wish everybody was Princess Diana

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is that the thing?

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I think you should come up with someone to say

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they can fuck themselves

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we're doing a live fucking show

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what do you think?

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who should fuck themselves?

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all of us, wow

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you guys are here so everybody else in the world

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who is the little

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John Ravenport is alright

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John Ravenport

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he tells stories about like dinosaurs

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who's the little magic guy that does that

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like uh

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no no no no

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the guy's like

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facts don't care about your feelings

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Milo Yiannopoulos?

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he's like

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a little short guy with dark hair

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the more

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you describe him the less

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the less cool I am

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with everybody else

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for sure

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are you sure?

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how's it Buckley?

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hey

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that's a great one

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guys

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this has been a wonderful episode

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thank you guys so much for coming out

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this is our first live episode

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and you guys know

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way too long

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he thought it was going to be short

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so thanks for coming out

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and Buckley can go fuck himself

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everyone

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and hit the button